Latest / Drawn of History / School Lunch Lady _ This Past Weekend w_ Theo Von _507(M4A_128K)
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- 1:00Speaker 1: Today's guest is that midday meal maiden. She's that belly-filling
- 1:07Speaker 1: bad girl between breakfast and dinner. A lunch lady, that's right,
- 1:12Speaker 1: out of Cleveland, Ohio. She's been in the game more
- 1:16Speaker 1: than 31 years. We're going to learn about all of it.
- 1:19Speaker 1: The lunch, the children, the lifestyle. We want to thank
- 1:25Speaker 1: all the lunch ladies that reached out and who we
- 1:28Speaker 1: spoke with. And we are so grateful to have one
- 1:31Speaker 1: in studio today. Lunch lady, Melissa Ansel.
- 1:35Speaker 2: Shine that light on me.
- 1:41Speaker 1: I'll sit and tell you my story. Shine on me.
- 1:51Speaker 2: And I will follow.
- 1:55Speaker 1: Lunch lady Melissa, how are you?
- 2:05Speaker 2: I'm doing great. Yeah.
- 2:07Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 2:08Speaker 1: You feel good?
- 2:09Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. I flew for the first time today, so.
- 2:11Speaker 1: Did you really? Yes.
- 2:13Speaker 2: I've never flown in my life, and I said I'd
- 2:15Speaker 2: never get on a plane, so thank you.
- 2:18Speaker 1: And you changed it all up, huh?
- 2:19Speaker 2: I changed it all up in the last couple days, yeah.
- 2:22Speaker 2: I've been feeling like I'm going to pee a lot,
- 2:24Speaker 2: but that's all.
- 2:25Speaker 1: Really?
- 2:25Speaker 2: Yeah, because I'm nervous.
- 2:27Speaker 1: Oh, nerves, you think?
- 2:28Speaker 2: Yeah, just nerves.
- 2:29Speaker 1: I didn't know if you meant like because of the
- 2:30Speaker 1: altitude or something.
- 2:31Speaker 2: Oh, no, no. Just because I was nervous because I
- 2:32Speaker 2: was doing something. Oh, yeah? Wow.
- 2:35Speaker 1: Really? So it's been a while?
- 2:37Speaker 2: A while. I've never flew.
- 2:39Speaker 1: What's the highest you've ever been up then? On a
- 2:40Speaker 1: building or something? On a slide? Oh, yeah.
- 2:42Speaker 2: Maybe a slide or, you know, a roller coaster or something.
- 2:46Speaker 1: Gosh. Gosh.
- 2:47Speaker 2: I know, right?
- 2:48Speaker 1: And was it nerve-wracking?
- 2:50Speaker 2: You know, it wasn't as bad, I guess, as what
- 2:53Speaker 2: I thought. But, yeah, you know, I had to take
- 2:57Speaker 2: a pill, just calm myself down. Oh, yeah.
- 3:01Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. I popped a couple of pills just to
- 3:02Speaker 1: get through a tough episode of Cops before.
- 3:04Speaker 2: Well, you know, I mean, this is true.
- 3:08Speaker 1: You know? Yeah.
- 3:09Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 3:11Speaker 1: But thank you for coming in.
- 3:12Speaker 2: No, thank you so much. This was awesome. Thank you
- 3:14Speaker 2: for having me.
- 3:15Speaker 1: Yeah, you're very welcome. And, yeah, we just, you know,
- 3:18Speaker 1: everybody has had lunch ladies in their lives. Oh, yeah.
- 3:21Speaker 1: You know, I mean, a lot of children, really, it
- 3:24Speaker 1: goes from, like, breastfed to bottle fed to being fed
- 3:29Speaker 1: by a woman, like, kind of vaguely covered in plastic,
- 3:32Speaker 1: you know?
- 3:32Speaker 2: Right.
- 3:34Speaker 1: And so... it's kind of like, you know, it's almost
- 3:38Speaker 1: mom's third breast in a way. It's like you're that
- 3:41Speaker 1: next liaison to sustenance for a child. True, true. How
- 3:47Speaker 1: did you get into the game? How did you get
- 3:48Speaker 1: into it?
- 3:49Speaker 2: Well, you know, I mean, I kind of fell into it,
- 3:51Speaker 2: you know. I graduated, got pregnant, needed a job, and
- 3:56Speaker 2: there I was. And then it worked out really good, yeah.
- 4:01Speaker 1: Okay, so let's just go back. So you graduated from what?
- 4:04Speaker 2: I graduated from high school.
- 4:05Speaker 1: Okay. You graduated from high school. And where are you?
- 4:07Speaker 1: What part of the nation are you in?
- 4:08Speaker 2: Oh, I'm from Cleveland, Ohio.
- 4:11Speaker 1: Okay. So you're from Ohio. And you graduate from high school.
- 4:15Speaker 1: And then you get knocked up by a man.
- 4:17Speaker 2: Sure. You know?
- 4:19Speaker 1: And....
- 4:21Speaker 2: Then I didn't really want the man that much. So
- 4:23Speaker 2: then I moved out.
- 4:24Speaker 1: Oh, you moved out. So you separated, but how did that,
- 4:26Speaker 1: so how do you go from there? How did somebody
- 4:28Speaker 1: go from getting knocked up by a guy?
- 4:30Speaker 2: I kind of wanted to, uh.
- 4:32Speaker 1: To sit, you know, feed and children. Yeah. I guess actually, well,
- 4:35Speaker 1: you know, I.
- 4:35Speaker 2: Fell into the job, but when I started to do it,
- 4:39Speaker 2: I was like, I really like it. And I had,
- 4:42Speaker 2: and my son, then he started going to school there,
- 4:44Speaker 2: you know?
- 4:45Speaker 1: Okay.
- 4:45Speaker 2: So he got to stay when I was off, he
- 4:48Speaker 2: was off. So it was so much easier to, To,
- 4:51Speaker 2: you know, follow with them, you know.
- 4:53Speaker 1: Oh, that's kind of perfect, huh?
- 4:54Speaker 2: Oh, it was perfect. Oh, yeah. That was awesome. So
- 4:57Speaker 2: we would have the summers off if I wanted to or,
- 5:00Speaker 2: you know, whenever on holidays. I didn't have to look
- 5:02Speaker 2: for a babysitter, you know.
- 5:03Speaker 1: Oh, that's pretty magical.
- 5:04Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 5:05Speaker 1: And how did you actually, who got you the job there?
- 5:08Speaker 2: Oh, I just went down to.
- 5:09Speaker 1: Overseeing lunch.
- 5:10Speaker 2: I went down to the Board of Education, looked around,
- 5:13Speaker 2: got some jobs, and then I just slowly, like, moved up.
- 5:16Speaker 2: Cause I've been there so long, you know?
- 5:17Speaker 1: Oh, they move you. So there's different, is there different? Yeah.
- 5:20Speaker 2: There's kind of like different positions. Like you'd start out
- 5:22Speaker 2: like the, the really kind of lunch lady. Then you
- 5:25Speaker 2: like move up to the general prep and the cook,
- 5:29Speaker 2: then the manager, things like that, you know?
- 5:31Speaker 1: Okay. Um, okay. So you're in Cleveland, you have a child,
- 5:36Speaker 1: your child. Now you start lunch lady and at the school, uh,
- 5:39Speaker 1: where your child is. And so take me through like
- 5:41Speaker 1: a typical shift of a lunch lady. Like they get there.
- 5:45Speaker 1: Do you walk to school? Do you, do you guys carpool?
- 5:49Speaker 1: How does it work?
- 5:49Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I didn't have a car for a minute.
- 5:52Speaker 2: So when I don't have a car, I would walk
- 5:54Speaker 2: or sometimes somebody would pick me up. But I mean,
- 5:57Speaker 2: I have a car now and we're actually in the,
- 6:00Speaker 2: we're transitioning there. They tore my school down. So I'm
- 6:03Speaker 2: over at a swing site. So it's a little bit further,
- 6:06Speaker 2: not too much further. And I drive there and back.
- 6:09Speaker 2: But once I get the other one, really, I can
- 6:11Speaker 2: kind of walk down there if I had to. Oh,
- 6:14Speaker 2: it's been perfect since I also have anxiety. I don't
- 6:16Speaker 2: drive as much.
- 6:18Speaker 1: Driving's hard, huh?
- 6:19Speaker 2: I don't like the other people driving. If they could
- 6:22Speaker 2: just stay away from me when I'm on the road,
- 6:24Speaker 2: I'd be cool.
- 6:25Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I mean, here's my thing. I've met a
- 6:30Speaker 1: lot of people, right? Something's wrong with them. So all
- 6:35Speaker 1: driving is, is those people are in cars now.
- 6:37Speaker 2: Right, right.
- 6:38Speaker 1: So it's not like they've changed suddenly because they're in
- 6:40Speaker 1: a vehicle. Something's still wrong with them.
- 6:42Speaker 2: I said, just because I'm nervous and don't drive a
- 6:44Speaker 2: lot like that, you know, so them guys, you know.
- 6:47Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 6:47Speaker 2: And I live in the lower Cleveland. So let me
- 6:50Speaker 2: just say some of the drivers aren't even supposed to
- 6:52Speaker 2: be in those cars.
- 6:53Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
- 6:53Speaker 2: Yeah. Because they sold them. Yeah. Well, about 15 years ago,
- 7:01Speaker 2: I did wake up one morning and my car got
- 7:02Speaker 2: stolen out of my driveway. And I was like, dude,
- 7:05Speaker 2: where's my car? And it really wasn't there. But they
- 7:08Speaker 2: never found it. So they must have, yeah, they probably
- 7:11Speaker 2: took parts off it and had a good time with it.
- 7:13Speaker 2: But I was violated.
- 7:14Speaker 1: What kind of car was it?
- 7:19Speaker 2: It was an old Cutlass.
- 7:20Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
- 7:21Speaker 2: Yeah, they wanted to bad in the, you know, how
- 7:23Speaker 2: those doors slam good and stuff.
- 7:24Speaker 1: And look, let's say there's definitely brothers love a Cutlass.
- 7:29Speaker 2: Somebody was loving it, yeah.
- 7:31Speaker 1: People's love a Cutlass. My dad had a Delta 88.
- 7:35Speaker 1: And he also had a Cutlass. Bring that up. Bring
- 7:39Speaker 1: up a Cutlass. Let's see the one that got stolen
- 7:41Speaker 1: here from Lunch Lady Melissa. Do you know what year model.
- 7:45Speaker 2: It was, Melissa? Oh, goodness. I don't really remember that much.
- 7:48Speaker 1: But just ballpark it, like 1940, 1990. No, like 1990.
- 7:52Speaker 2: It kind of looked like that white one over there.
- 7:59Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 8:00Speaker 2: Yeah, kind of like. But the doors just shot good
- 8:04Speaker 2: and everything, but I didn't protect it.
- 8:06Speaker 1: Should have put the club or something on the wheel,
- 8:08Speaker 1: you know?
- 8:09Speaker 2: I got the club on it right now. I'm a
- 8:11Speaker 2: beater in the driveway right now.
- 8:13Speaker 1: Do you?
- 8:14Speaker 2: Heck yeah.
- 8:14Speaker 1: Yeah, my mom puts it on all the time.
- 8:16Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. I put it on. I don't care. Because
- 8:19Speaker 2: now that they took it from me, I'm like, oh,
- 8:21Speaker 2: this is it. Now if they could get past all those,
- 8:24Speaker 2: they could have it.
- 8:26Speaker 1: You've earned it, huh?
- 8:28Speaker 2: Yeah, you earned it. Take it. Go ahead.
- 8:29Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay, so take me through a typical shift at work.
- 8:33Speaker 1: You show up at what time do you get over there?
- 8:36Speaker 2: Well, I get there at 7.30.
- 8:37Speaker 1: Okay.
- 8:37Speaker 2: And, you know, we turn on all the warmers, oven,
- 8:41Speaker 2: all that stuff, you know, start putting everything out, make
- 8:44Speaker 2: hot breakfast.
- 8:46Speaker 1: You get a breakfast.
- 8:47Speaker 2: Yeah, we do a hot breakfast, and we also do
- 8:50Speaker 2: a breakfast cart, so they could choose. So, like, you know,
- 8:53Speaker 2: if I have a pancake with a sausage in it,
- 8:57Speaker 2: they could choose a hot. you know, their juice and milk,
- 9:00Speaker 2: or they can go over to the cart and I
- 9:02Speaker 2: have like muffins, blueberry muffins, lemon bread, cereal.
- 9:06Speaker 1: Maybe apple.
- 9:07Speaker 2: Oh, all the time. Fruits and stuff. Yeah. Yeah. This
- 9:10Speaker 2: new guy stepping it up with the fruit now.
- 9:13Speaker 1: Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
- 9:14Speaker 2: We got a new man that in charge of food
- 9:16Speaker 2: service and yeah. The, some of the kids didn't even
- 9:19Speaker 2: know what a Kiwi and stuff was, but they do now.
- 9:22Speaker 1: Oh wow.
- 9:22Speaker 2: Yeah. It was interesting. The other day I would cut
- 9:24Speaker 2: them all up and I'm like, Oh, I ain't got
- 9:26Speaker 2: to worry about it, you know? And then I come
- 9:28Speaker 2: over and look, and the kid's like, Miss Melissa, I
- 9:30Speaker 2: ate the whole kiwi. And I'm like, what? Why'd you
- 9:32Speaker 2: eat that fuzz? And I was like, oh, I didn't
- 9:35Speaker 2: know you guys didn't know that. So, yeah, it's crazy.
- 9:41Speaker 1: Yeah, I think, yeah, the first time you get that kiwi,
- 9:43Speaker 1: you don't know how much to have or how much
- 9:45Speaker 1: not to have, you know?
- 9:46Speaker 2: Well, I know I wouldn't eat that outside, though.
- 9:48Speaker 1: Wow. I don't know that. I think it depends on
- 9:53Speaker 1: what you're into.
- 9:53Speaker 2: Well, yeah, that's true. I mean, it's a fuzzy feeling.
- 9:57Speaker 1: Well, some people like a little bit of, you know, yeah.
- 10:01Speaker 1: They like a different environment.
- 10:02Speaker 2: Right, I get it.
- 10:04Speaker 1: Okay, so you get in there. You got the warmers on.
- 10:06Speaker 1: Do you have a team? Do you guys have a
- 10:08Speaker 1: team meeting or something?
- 10:09Speaker 2: Well, no, I'm like, I'm the manager or whatever. Me
- 10:13Speaker 2: and Shayla Cruz, that's my lady that cooks. We come
- 10:16Speaker 2: in together and we do most of the work.
- 10:19Speaker 1: And that's breakfast work?
- 10:21Speaker 2: Breakfast, everything.
- 10:22Speaker 1: So breakfast comes, some of the kids come. How much
- 10:25Speaker 1: percent of the children come to get breakfast.
- 10:27Speaker 2: You think? Oh, like 460. I'd say we have 600
- 10:29Speaker 2: we feed a day. So we could do about 460 breakfast.
- 10:33Speaker 1: Wow.
- 10:34Speaker 2: So a lot of them eat.
- 10:35Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 10:35Speaker 2: A lot of them eat, yeah.
- 10:36Speaker 1: Yeah, we would get to school for breakfast if we
- 10:38Speaker 1: got there in enough time. Sometimes our bus, if it
- 10:40Speaker 1: were like six minutes late.
- 10:41Speaker 2: Well, you know what? But now, though, we have to
- 10:43Speaker 2: stay open if their buses are late. Yeah, all that stuff, so. Yeah,
- 10:48Speaker 2: we don't close up. We pretty much, kids come in
- 10:50Speaker 2: sometimes at like one in the afternoon.
- 10:53Speaker 1: Ms.
- 10:53Speaker 2: Melissa, can I get breakfast?
- 10:54Speaker 3: I mean, they're eating in two minutes, but sure, here's
- 10:57Speaker 3: your breakfast and your lunch.
- 11:00Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't even care.
- 11:01Speaker 2: I know, they don't care.
- 11:02Speaker 1: They don't know.
- 11:03Speaker 2: As long as they eat.
- 11:04Speaker 1: Yeah. That's how they are. Right. Okay. So you guys
- 11:07Speaker 1: got the breakfast done. You shut it down. How do
- 11:10Speaker 1: you start to transition to lunch? Is there an opportunity
- 11:12Speaker 1: if people want to smoke between lunch and break? Like,
- 11:15Speaker 1: what is that? Like you guys get a little break
- 11:17Speaker 1: or anything or do a video game on your phone
- 11:19Speaker 1: or something?
- 11:20Speaker 2: Well, I mean, we're really busy. So it all depends
- 11:24Speaker 2: on what we're making that day. Cause if it's something
- 11:27Speaker 2: like hard, like for breakfast, we have to do all that.
- 11:32Speaker 2: If it's just like a pancake, we just heat it
- 11:34Speaker 2: up or something, that's real easy.
- 11:35Speaker 1: Right.
- 11:36Speaker 2: You know what I mean? So you got more time.
- 11:38Speaker 2: But if it's something and I'm making sausage, egg, cheese,
- 11:40Speaker 2: I have to put it all on one, wrap it.
- 11:42Speaker 1: No.
- 11:43Speaker 2: We're swinging right in, you know.
- 11:45Speaker 1: Right.
- 11:45Speaker 2: As the kids are coming through, we're still, hey, you know,
- 11:47Speaker 2: still working.
- 11:48Speaker 1: Breakfast, lunch, whatever, brunch.
- 11:50Speaker 2: That's what I said.
- 11:50Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 11:51Speaker 2: And like when I do the turnover, people are like, wow.
- 11:54Speaker 2: I'm like, move the cooler. We're turning over. Breakfast is over.
- 11:58Speaker 1: Yeah. So really, is there a hard line where it's
- 12:02Speaker 1: just like breakfast is done?
- 12:03Speaker 2: Well, I say that, but I'm lying because whenever they
- 12:06Speaker 2: come in, I also fill in breakfast, even if they
- 12:08Speaker 2: came in later. So I always just tease.
- 12:11Speaker 1: You kind of draw a line in the same way.
- 12:12Speaker 2: Well, there should be a line, yeah, to at least
- 12:14Speaker 2: a limit because I'm about to serve lunch pretty soon.
- 12:16Speaker 2: I'll tell them, you know, come on now. But like
- 12:19Speaker 2: I said, we're here to feed them.
- 12:21Speaker 1: And is there like a little bit of a game
- 12:23Speaker 1: plan before lunch? How do you know what lunch y'all
- 12:25Speaker 1: are going to serve? Does it come down like from
- 12:27Speaker 1: like a, I have a menu. Superior, like on a,
- 12:29Speaker 1: when does it, and it comes like, this is what
- 12:32Speaker 1: we're serving today?
- 12:32Speaker 2: I have a menu and then I order from the
- 12:34Speaker 2: menu for the week.
- 12:36Speaker 1: Okay.
- 12:37Speaker 2: So what do you mean?
- 12:38Speaker 1: Like you have a menu?
- 12:39Speaker 2: Well, they say on the menu, okay, say it's a
- 12:41Speaker 2: chicken bowl. So I know I'm going to order that.
- 12:44Speaker 2: So for five days I order and I'll order everything
- 12:47Speaker 2: for that and everything for the salads we're going to
- 12:50Speaker 2: make for that same day.
- 12:52Speaker 1: Oh, so all the items that go into those things
- 12:54Speaker 1: you're saying.
- 12:54Speaker 2: Yes, because we have a couple different things you choose from.
- 12:57Speaker 1: Oh.
- 12:58Speaker 2: So, and just make sure you have enough lunches. Because, man,
- 13:03Speaker 2: when you run out, boy, those kids are ready to
- 13:05Speaker 2: get you. And don't run out on pizza day. Oh, man.
- 13:08Speaker 2: I was messing around once and I, you know, I
- 13:10Speaker 2: was talking to the kids too much and I started burning. So,
- 13:13Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm sorry. So, they didn't like that very well, but.
- 13:18Speaker 1: Yeah, if you run out on pizza day, I remember. Oh, man. Well,
- 13:21Speaker 1: we went through a couple different types of pizza, I remember.
- 13:24Speaker 1: I remember pizza. there was this round, can you bring
- 13:29Speaker 1: up the different school pizzas that were served? There was
- 13:31Speaker 1: a round pizza that had a great crust on it.
- 13:34Speaker 1: I remember it was really great. And people would like
- 13:37Speaker 1: see each other and be like, Hey, that crust is great.
- 13:39Speaker 2: Huh?
- 13:40Speaker 1: And people would be like, yeah. And then, then we
- 13:42Speaker 1: got to this other square pizza and I was like,
- 13:46Speaker 1: this ain't even barely pizza, dude. And that one, people
- 13:50Speaker 1: didn't really like it as much. And the cheese, I
- 13:54Speaker 1: think tasted different to me, but, Um, yeah, let's look
- 13:58Speaker 1: at a couple of these. That's one right there. I've
- 14:00Speaker 1: definitely had that one. The one you have the cursor
- 14:02Speaker 1: on down right there.
- 14:05Speaker 2: Well, we have like the one you got the cursor
- 14:07Speaker 2: on that. That's like our breakfast pizza. Oh, we serve
- 14:10Speaker 2: that now for breakfast. They love some breakfast pizza. Oh yeah.
- 14:14Speaker 1: Breakfast pizza was good.
- 14:15Speaker 2: Um, we used to have a box pizza years and
- 14:17Speaker 2: years ago. And I'm talking like 30 years ago, the
- 14:19Speaker 2: kids used to really like, but, um, now we're serving
- 14:22Speaker 2: a stuffed crust pizza, uh, So the kids are pretty interested, yeah.
- 14:26Speaker 2: Like I said, pizza day, I hear a lot of compliments.
- 14:29Speaker 2: I look good on pizza day.
- 14:30Speaker 1: Really?
- 14:31Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 14:33Speaker 1: So there'll be a lot of flirting and stuff on
- 14:34Speaker 1: pizza day, huh?
- 14:35Speaker 2: Oh, pizza day, everybody wants a piece of pizza.
- 14:37Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, everybody want a pizza. Oh, yeah. So pizza's
- 14:41Speaker 1: the big thing, right? That's the thing everybody loves the most?
- 14:44Speaker 2: That's what they love. Well, yeah, there's a couple different things,
- 14:48Speaker 2: but following the menu....
- 14:50Speaker 1: Yeah, so following the menu, you guys, you have your
- 14:52Speaker 1: week of menu. It's already set up in advance. So
- 14:55Speaker 1: before the previous week ends, you got the whole week
- 14:57Speaker 1: lined up the next week.
- 14:58Speaker 2: Right, because I order right a week ahead.
- 15:00Speaker 1: Okay.
- 15:00Speaker 2: So I kind of have it lined up. But things
- 15:03Speaker 2: can happen, so it's subject to change.
- 15:04Speaker 1: Really?
- 15:05Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Especially in 2020, you know, when all that shortage.
- 15:09Speaker 2: I mean, whatever they gave me was what they were. Because,
- 15:12Speaker 2: you know, it was constant. Nope, we don't have that
- 15:15Speaker 2: no more. Nope, we're short of this. Nope, we don't
- 15:17Speaker 2: have that. I'm like, oh, my gosh, when we feed
- 15:19Speaker 2: these kids. I'm about to go to the grocery store.
- 15:22Speaker 2: I need a food stamp card.
- 15:25Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to do something.
- 15:26Speaker 2: You know, I was like, man, these kids need to eat. Yeah. Yeah.
- 15:30Speaker 2: It's crazy sometimes.
- 15:31Speaker 1: You're getting the lunches out to them. You got a plan.
- 15:35Speaker 1: Does the government tell you what the children have to
- 15:38Speaker 1: eat or you can make it whatever?
- 15:40Speaker 2: No, the government kind of tells you what the kids
- 15:42Speaker 2: need to have, like. how many servings of lagoon, you
- 15:46Speaker 2: know what I mean? There have to be certain things.
- 15:48Speaker 1: Lagoons or whatever?
- 15:49Speaker 2: Yeah. Like, you know, you have to have beans on
- 15:51Speaker 2: there a certain amount of times, you know?
- 15:54Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 15:55Speaker 2: So yeah, they kind of tell you, but we flip
- 15:58Speaker 2: it around on different things. You know what I mean?
- 16:00Speaker 2: If I'm short of that, they're getting that. It is
- 16:04Speaker 2: what it is. As long as they eat, I'm happy.
- 16:06Speaker 1: Yeah. That's my attitude too. I can't believe children have
- 16:10Speaker 1: a choice where you're at in some of their meals.
- 16:12Speaker 2: Oh, well, this is started this year. Um, like I said,
- 16:15Speaker 2: this guy, we make a chicken salad, chef salad, and
- 16:18Speaker 2: they love the PB and J still. You may give
- 16:21Speaker 2: them a, you know, just a cold lunch and then
- 16:23Speaker 2: whatever we're making for hot. So they pick between whichever
- 16:26Speaker 2: one they want.
- 16:27Speaker 1: And are there days where there's a real specialty item?
- 16:31Speaker 1: What's one of the special, like, is there a time
- 16:33Speaker 1: of year where something like, um, maybe some, um, like
- 16:39Speaker 1: a bison meat or something or something unique, you know,
- 16:42Speaker 1: something rare will come across that you guys give to
- 16:44Speaker 1: the kids or like, um, I'll get like, is there
- 16:48Speaker 1: a time of year when y'all get the kids get
- 16:50Speaker 1: something really rare? Kind of? No.
- 16:53Speaker 2: Um, the, the thing is like, there's the kids are
- 16:55Speaker 2: so like picky and there's so many, they can't have this,
- 16:57Speaker 2: that they don't really go into anything odd with that.
- 17:03Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
- 17:03Speaker 1: Right.
- 17:04Speaker 2: So no.
- 17:06Speaker 1: She got to stick to the guns.
- 17:07Speaker 2: Kind of, yes. Just right to it.
- 17:09Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 17:09Speaker 2: There's like not a lot of pork on the menu
- 17:11Speaker 2: because kids don't, there's so much, how do you say that?
- 17:16Speaker 2: Religions and different things that they don't, they don't eat this,
- 17:20Speaker 2: they don't eat that. So you have to watch.
- 17:21Speaker 1: Okay.
- 17:22Speaker 2: And, you know, we're a bilingual school too. We have
- 17:25Speaker 2: like so many different backgrounds.
- 17:28Speaker 1: Oh, damn.
- 17:29Speaker 2: So, yeah. Some kids don't even speak English, so.
- 17:31Speaker 1: Really? Yeah.
- 17:33Speaker 2: All my ladies that work with me are Spanish.
- 17:35Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
- 17:35Speaker 2: Yeah. It's cool though. I start, you know, acting like
- 17:38Speaker 2: I'm high blowing, you know, I'm like, Oh, I got this.
- 17:43Speaker 2: So I learned a couple of little words and then
- 17:44Speaker 2: I know what they want. I'm like, Oh, I got it.
- 17:47Speaker 2: Don't worry. She wants a latch.
- 17:52Speaker 1: Oh yeah. It does feel good whenever somebody's speaking Spanish
- 17:55Speaker 1: and you, and you, and you get it. Yeah. You
- 17:57Speaker 1: get it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's a great feeling, dude.
- 18:01Speaker 2: It's really cool, yeah. So I'm trying to teach them
- 18:03Speaker 2: some English.
- 18:04Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 18:04Speaker 2: You know? Because I'm like, you just brought me that,
- 18:06Speaker 2: and I didn't ask for that. I asked for ketchup.
- 18:07Speaker 2: What did you bring me? A spoon for it.
- 18:08Speaker 3: So we all just crack a laugh.
- 18:12Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of people just don't know the difference between, yeah, condiments, silverware. Right, right.
- 18:19Speaker 1: A lot of people get scared. They had an emu
- 18:22Speaker 1: the other day that died and ate a woman's car
- 18:25Speaker 1: keys somewhere.
- 18:26Speaker 2: Oh, my goodness.
- 18:27Speaker 1: Yeah. So people will eat anything, I feel. Can you
- 18:31Speaker 1: bring that up? Let me know if you can find that.
- 18:36Speaker 1: Is there a lot of lesbianism in the cafeteria culture?
- 18:39Speaker 1: I feel like we had a lot of... I'm sorry.
- 18:44Speaker 2: That was a good one.
- 18:45Speaker 1: Was that crazy? We had a lot of female in,
- 18:48Speaker 1: not inbreeding or whatever, but inbredding, I guess, basically.
- 18:51Speaker 2: Let's just say there's a little bit of everything.
- 18:53Speaker 1: Okay.
- 18:54Speaker 2: We're going to say there's a little bit of everything.
- 18:55Speaker 1: Okay. We had a lot of women love or whatever
- 18:58Speaker 1: they called it back in the day in the cafeteria.
- 19:03Speaker 1: You would see that a lot of people, some of them,
- 19:06Speaker 1: their husbands had been mean to them and then they
- 19:08Speaker 1: would fall in love after that. So it's like male-induced lesbianism.
- 19:14Speaker 2: Right, right, I get it, yeah. He did me wrong.
- 19:17Speaker 2: I'm never being with a man again.
- 19:18Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm not. But I'll be with this gal,
- 19:21Speaker 1: you know.
- 19:21Speaker 2: Right, that looks like one.
- 19:22Speaker 1: And make her... I'll be with this gal and make
- 19:25Speaker 1: her wear his old clothes. That's weird.
- 19:28Speaker 2: That's the weird part. We all got a couple of
- 19:31Speaker 2: weird things.
- 19:34Speaker 1: A beloved ostrich at the Topeka Zoo and Conservation Center
- 19:37Speaker 1: in Kansas has died after swallowing a staff member's keys. God. What?
- 19:41Speaker 1: That's crazy.
- 19:42Speaker 2: And you know they.
- 19:43Speaker 1: Were probably looking for the keys for a while, too.
- 19:46Speaker 1: I feel so bad.
- 19:47Speaker 2: Where are the keys? And the ostrich is just like...
- 19:48Speaker 2: I'd be like, you poor ostrich! Oh, he ate my keys!
- 19:50Speaker 2: He's dead!
- 19:52Speaker 1: The ostrich is just over there like....
- 19:59Speaker 2: You know?
- 20:01Speaker 1: They're like, where's my... I know, right?
- 20:03Speaker 2: Where's those keys at?
- 20:04Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 20:05Speaker 2: Oh, there was just an ostrich standing by me. Nobody
- 20:07Speaker 2: else was following me.
- 20:08Speaker 1: And the ostrich is just... The officer's just leaning on
- 20:13Speaker 1: a cage door.
- 20:14Speaker 2: He's like....
- 20:20Speaker 1: Different times. Right.
- 20:21Speaker 2: We got that right.
- 20:22Speaker 1: The zoo announced in a social media post Friday that
- 20:25Speaker 1: the five-year-old officer named Karen had reached beyond her exhibit's
- 20:29Speaker 1: fence and grabbed and swallowed the employee's keys. Staff consulted
- 20:32Speaker 1: with experts around the U.S. to undergo surgical and non-surgical
- 20:35Speaker 1: efforts to minimize the impact of the keys. Unfortunately, these
- 20:39Speaker 1: efforts were unsuccessful.
- 20:40Speaker 2: You couldn't pass the key then.
- 20:42Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess you couldn't. And I guess if you
- 20:45Speaker 1: like to heimlich an ostrich, it was just you can't
- 20:49Speaker 1: get enough power in there.
- 20:50Speaker 2: Right.
- 20:52Speaker 1: To really get them to blast out. God.
- 20:55Speaker 2: That's pretty sad. I'm sorry.
- 20:57Speaker 1: Hey, serve it up.
- 21:02Speaker 2: You got that right. Because I sure serve.
- 21:05Speaker 1: Hey, look. If the kids would eat it, serve it up, man.
- 21:07Speaker 2: That's right.
- 21:08Speaker 1: If you'd have told me when I was a child
- 21:09Speaker 1: that a cut of ostrich had come through, I think
- 21:12Speaker 1: there's some kids would have gone in and tried it.
- 21:15Speaker 1: But I guess overall, children don't like trying a lot
- 21:17Speaker 1: of new stuff, huh?
- 21:18Speaker 2: No, they're so picky. I mean, back in the day,
- 21:20Speaker 2: I think they ate more. Now it's like, you know,
- 21:24Speaker 2: where's my hand? I'm like, I didn't have that today,
- 21:26Speaker 2: you know? Yeah, kids are picky.
- 21:28Speaker 1: And mostly, I remember, we would always sometimes get a McNugget,
- 21:32Speaker 1: which was pretty good.
- 21:33Speaker 2: They liked the nuggets.
- 21:34Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. They still like them, huh?
- 21:36Speaker 2: Oh, they love the chicken. Oh, yeah. Gosh.
- 21:39Speaker 1: And what else would we get that was really good?
- 21:41Speaker 1: The pizza I enjoyed. I really did like the pizza
- 21:43Speaker 1: until they switched it to that square pizza with no
- 21:46Speaker 1: real crust on it. And it just made me just
- 21:48Speaker 1: so angry at everybody. What else? That straw in the
- 21:54Speaker 1: milk bag they used to have. Do they still have that?
- 21:56Speaker 1: It was like a bag of milk.
- 21:57Speaker 2: No, they don't do the bags no more. No. Actually,
- 22:00Speaker 2: we don't even do straws no more. Really? Yeah, he
- 22:02Speaker 2: took away the straws and stuff for, I guess we're
- 22:05Speaker 2: going to.
- 22:06Speaker 1: How do you get the milk out of it into
- 22:08Speaker 1: your body?
- 22:09Speaker 2: Well, I mean, you know what? I thought there would
- 22:10Speaker 2: be more problems, but they take that carton and just
- 22:13Speaker 2: open it up and drink it.
- 22:14Speaker 1: Oh.
- 22:15Speaker 2: And so I haven't had too much of a problem.
- 22:17Speaker 2: But when it first started, I kind of did think, wow,
- 22:19Speaker 2: there's going to be a lot of it. To my amazement, no.
- 22:23Speaker 2: They just figured it out. For 31 years, they've been
- 22:26Speaker 2: popping that straw in there, you know.
- 22:27Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 22:29Speaker 2: They clogged my sink. You know, we'd be washing the table,
- 22:31Speaker 2: put it down the sink. And all those straws go
- 22:33Speaker 2: in there.
- 22:33Speaker 1: And it's a bunch of straws. And I'm like, what's
- 22:34Speaker 1: in there?
- 22:34Speaker 2: And we'd pop it out. And all these straws come
- 22:36Speaker 2: popping out. I'm like, oh.
- 22:39Speaker 1: It's those yellow straws, huh? Yeah. Okay. So you guys
- 22:45Speaker 1: got the food out to the children. The children start
- 22:47Speaker 1: to come in through the line, right? Now, do you guys,
- 22:50Speaker 1: we had BDLD would come in first. I don't know
- 22:53Speaker 1: if they still have it. Behavior Disabled. learning disabled, would
- 22:56Speaker 1: come in first or last for lunch? Do you guys
- 22:59Speaker 1: still do that or everybody's mixed in?
- 23:00Speaker 2: Everybody's mixed.
- 23:01Speaker 1: Okay. Comes in. So you get the children start coming
- 23:06Speaker 1: in and where are you at? Are you stationed at
- 23:09Speaker 1: a certain point? Like what kind of offense are y'all running?
- 23:11Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I should be down there like Mark
- 23:15Speaker 2: and stuff, but I'm the fastest one with serving and stuff.
- 23:19Speaker 2: So most of the time I'm the server.
- 23:20Speaker 1: You're on the line.
- 23:21Speaker 2: Yeah. I like to be on the line because I
- 23:23Speaker 2: know how fast I can go. even if I drop stuff,
- 23:26Speaker 2: you know, I just keep on going.
- 23:27Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
- 23:28Speaker 2: You know, just keep on going, just like your lunch lady, Annie.
- 23:31Speaker 1: Yeah, you know about her?
- 23:33Speaker 2: Yeah, I watched you. And then I was laughing because
- 23:36Speaker 2: I had carpal tunnel surgery last year, and I was
- 23:38Speaker 2: doing the same thing, and we laughed. We watched that
- 23:40Speaker 2: because I kept throwing stuff, and I'm like, keep going.
- 23:42Speaker 2: My hand, my finger would be getting all stuck and
- 23:44Speaker 2: looking all crazy.
- 23:45Speaker 1: And the kids are like, what are you doing?
- 23:46Speaker 2: And I'm like this.
- 23:48Speaker 1: She would do this in her sleep. In her sleep
- 23:52Speaker 1: she would be doing this.
- 23:52Speaker 2: I bet.
- 23:53Speaker 1: She, you know what actually happened to her? She, well,
- 23:56Speaker 1: she was, we had a couple of good lunch ladies.
- 23:58Speaker 1: We had this one lady we had named Sarge, actually.
- 24:02Speaker 1: And she was, I think, a, she loved ladies. I'll
- 24:07Speaker 1: say that. And she, she had all these pictures of
- 24:12Speaker 1: her dogs on her all the time. And she'd always
- 24:14Speaker 1: be like, oh, I got so many dogs. And she
- 24:18Speaker 1: would just have all these little buttons and pictures of
- 24:20Speaker 1: all these dogs and And then she'd have a bucket.
- 24:23Speaker 1: She'd keep some of the extra stuff for her dogs in.
- 24:26Speaker 1: She's like, I'm going to feed my puppies today. Okay.
- 24:28Speaker 2: You're like, all right.
- 24:31Speaker 1: All right, you can have it.
- 24:33Speaker 2: It's fine.
- 24:34Speaker 1: She'd have so many. Sometimes she'd have missing animals.
- 24:36Speaker 2: As long as you feed me, you can have it.
- 24:37Speaker 1: You can feed whatever you want, lady. As long as
- 24:42Speaker 1: you feed the fourth grade, you can feed whatever you want.
- 24:44Speaker 1: But she would sometimes have a wanted poster, like a missing.
- 24:47Speaker 1: She would sometimes have a missing poster on her for
- 24:49Speaker 1: a dog that had gotten lost or whatever. And she's like,
- 24:52Speaker 1: have y'all seen Bitty or whatever, she would ask us.
- 24:55Speaker 1: And then who else did we have? We had, oh,
- 24:58Speaker 1: we had Patty, this lady one time. And she would
- 25:01Speaker 1: open up the biggest cans of peas, man. I mean, cans.
- 25:06Speaker 1: You couldn't even knew that they had a can that big.
- 25:08Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't see. When I first started opening those
- 25:10Speaker 2: big cans too, I was like, whoa, look at all
- 25:12Speaker 2: those peas.
- 25:12Speaker 1: Yeah. Wow.
- 25:16Speaker 2: I was amazed. Yeah.
- 25:18Speaker 1: And one of the janitors would always come through and
- 25:20Speaker 1: be like, nice cans, Patty. Right, right. And he was
- 25:23Speaker 1: just a pervert, but still.
- 25:25Speaker 2: Oh, we all like to joke around every once in
- 25:26Speaker 2: a while.
- 25:27Speaker 1: It is what it is.
- 25:28Speaker 2: It is what it is.
- 25:29Speaker 1: And she was pretty good. We had another. Oh, yeah.
- 25:32Speaker 1: We had this other lady, Miss Moncrief. She'd always be like,
- 25:40Speaker 1: make sure to get your spedigetti. That's what she called it.
- 25:44Speaker 1: Your spedigetti. get your spaghetti. So she would yell at us.
- 25:51Speaker 2: That's funny.
- 25:52Speaker 1: She'd be like, get your spaghetti. And instead of saying cake,
- 25:55Speaker 1: she would say like, this is crazy, but she would
- 25:57Speaker 1: kind of say like, like cack. So she'd be like,
- 26:01Speaker 1: and get your cut of coconut cack over there.
- 26:04Speaker 2: See, I think we all have to be a little nuts,
- 26:06Speaker 2: you know, to be over there so long around everybody.
- 26:09Speaker 1: Oh, sure.
- 26:10Speaker 2: You know, most think I am a little off, but
- 26:12Speaker 2: it's okay because I've accepted that, you know, a long
- 26:15Speaker 2: time ago.
- 26:16Speaker 1: Get your spaghetti, get your coconut cack. Yeah, she was bananas, dude.
- 26:21Speaker 1: But she was sweet. And then we had Annie, and
- 26:24Speaker 1: Miss Annie lived across the street from us, and she
- 26:28Speaker 1: was always like the carrot cop. She'd come over and
- 26:31Speaker 1: be like, Eat your carrots, you know. And then she
- 26:36Speaker 1: got murdered, actually.
- 26:42Speaker 2: Oh, gosh.
- 26:42Speaker 1: Yeah, by her son. But was a great neighbor before
- 26:46Speaker 1: that and great kitchen.
- 26:47Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 26:48Speaker 1: Great lady. And she had been resuscitated a few times.
- 26:51Speaker 1: They kept her on staff. There wasn't a lot left
- 26:54Speaker 1: of her.
- 26:54Speaker 2: Right.
- 26:55Speaker 1: You know, by the last, you know, couple months.
- 26:59Speaker 2: Yeah, some people were kind of crawling out after a while.
- 27:02Speaker 1: Yeah, some people just keep on serving. As long as
- 27:06Speaker 1: this part of them works, it's like the rest of them.
- 27:08Speaker 2: My ladies has laughed because like I said, last year
- 27:10Speaker 2: we forgot the surgery. I was like constantly and I'm like, oh,
- 27:15Speaker 2: don't worry. I mean, by the time they have to
- 27:17Speaker 2: clean up because I.
- 27:18Speaker 3: Threw chicken balls across the room. Everybody was laughing.
- 27:24Speaker 1: That's hilarious.
- 27:25Speaker 2: And I'm like, hey, you know what? My hands are
- 27:27Speaker 2: messed up. It's okay. Because as you go faster, you
- 27:30Speaker 2: don't realize.
- 27:31Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 27:31Speaker 2: Sometimes you're just like, boom, boom, boom. Things are just
- 27:33Speaker 2: starting to move.
- 27:33Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's almost like you're one of those
- 27:35Speaker 1: blackjack dealers.
- 27:36Speaker 2: Yeah, I do. I feel like it. I'm like, what
- 27:38Speaker 2: do you want? What do you want, kid?
- 27:39Speaker 1: Yeah, what?
- 27:41Speaker 2: He wants a bun. No, no bun for him. Yeah.
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- 30:16Speaker 1: So you got the kids coming through the line. Um,
- 30:20Speaker 1: how does that, what's the energy there as they start
- 30:22Speaker 1: to come through? Are you usually, does that, is that
- 30:24Speaker 1: exciting moment for the lunch ladies? Or is that kind
- 30:28Speaker 1: of like, oh, you know, now we got to work.
- 30:30Speaker 2: It depends who you are. I'm going to say it
- 30:32Speaker 2: like that. Like, you know, a lot of, how do
- 30:35Speaker 2: I say it? I think the younger, new generation stuff,
- 30:38Speaker 2: they're a little bit more slow and late, you know,
- 30:40Speaker 2: it is kind of like, but I get them pumped.
- 30:43Speaker 2: We're like, we're like, let's go. You're like hot diggity dog. And, and,
- 30:47Speaker 2: and we got little ones that come through the line and,
- 30:49Speaker 2: I go, what do you say? And she's like, if
- 30:51Speaker 2: you touch it, you take it. I'm like, you got it, girl.
- 30:54Speaker 2: So no, we kind of boost them and get them laughing.
- 30:57Speaker 2: I like to wear like, I play around with them,
- 30:59Speaker 2: like put different wigs on.
- 31:00Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
- 31:02Speaker 2: You know, I like to switch it up and I
- 31:04Speaker 2: don't wear a lot of makeup most times. So I
- 31:06Speaker 2: put makeup on and all of them be like, whoa,
- 31:08Speaker 2: you know, just make it different. Yeah. I mean, we
- 31:12Speaker 2: like to try to do something different just so the
- 31:14Speaker 2: kids are like, wow, you know.
- 31:16Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 31:16Speaker 2: It's a lot of fun to play with them, especially
- 31:18Speaker 2: the little ones because they're They are?
- 31:20Speaker 1: Yeah. Like what age are still kids really enjoyable at?
- 31:24Speaker 2: I'm going to say the little ones up to, I
- 31:27Speaker 2: don't know, about 10 before they start getting a little
- 31:30Speaker 2: mouthy and then they want to do their own thing.
- 31:32Speaker 2: Then there are some of them are like too cool
- 31:34Speaker 2: for me. They've been in school for like ever and
- 31:35Speaker 2: now they're too cool for me. They hugged me every
- 31:38Speaker 2: day when they were little. Yeah. And now they're like, okay.
- 31:44Speaker 2: I live in the neighborhood, so I see them all.
- 31:45Speaker 1: Oh, so you see a lot of them.
- 31:46Speaker 2: I see a lot of them, yeah.
- 31:47Speaker 1: And do a lot of the children, when they come through,
- 31:50Speaker 1: so they're pretty excited, and then you only have one
- 31:52Speaker 1: person on y'all's line, or how many people's on y'all's line?
- 31:55Speaker 2: Well, I do it either by myself or somebody will
- 31:57Speaker 2: help me sometimes if it's something really a big meal.
- 32:01Speaker 1: And because most of the kids, some of the items
- 32:03Speaker 1: they pick off the line themselves. They don't have to
- 32:04Speaker 1: actually be handed.
- 32:05Speaker 2: Yeah, the fruit. The vegetable stuff we do on the
- 32:08Speaker 2: other side, and they can pick all that up themselves.
- 32:11Speaker 2: I do like the main hot food for them. And
- 32:14Speaker 2: so those are items like what?
- 32:15Speaker 1: Spaghetti. What else?
- 32:18Speaker 2: We have pasta and meatballs. We have a chicken bowl
- 32:23Speaker 2: where they have the mashed potatoes, the chicken, corn.
- 32:26Speaker 1: Okay, like a chicken pot pie kind of?
- 32:28Speaker 2: Yeah, we have a Polish girl now. It's like a
- 32:32Speaker 2: turkey sausage kind of thing, and you put the Sweet
- 32:35Speaker 2: potato fries and some slaw and some barbecue sauce on
- 32:38Speaker 2: that sucker. It's good. I like it that day.
- 32:41Speaker 1: That sounds great.
- 32:43Speaker 2: So I'm saying, I mean, I've been eating the food
- 32:45Speaker 2: all these years, but I think they're getting better.
- 32:47Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 32:48Speaker 2: They're getting a lot better because when I first started,
- 32:50Speaker 2: we just heated up microwave dinners. I'll tell you. Really? Oh, yeah.
- 32:54Speaker 2: We heated them up in the thing. You couldn't cook
- 32:57Speaker 2: food that was open. So it looked like you cook
- 33:01Speaker 2: like five fries. Five fries are all stuck in the
- 33:03Speaker 2: bottom and- I mean, the quality, like I said, and
- 33:07Speaker 2: then you make a hamburger with a bun already on
- 33:10Speaker 2: it and heat it up in a plastic.
- 33:11Speaker 1: What is it?
- 33:12Speaker 2: You know?
- 33:12Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 33:13Speaker 2: So now we're doing like, we'll do the burger and
- 33:15Speaker 2: we cook it and really cook it. And the fries
- 33:18Speaker 2: go in the oven and they get crispy, you know?
- 33:20Speaker 1: Oh, that's nice.
- 33:21Speaker 2: So yeah, I, like I said, I've seen a big change.
- 33:25Speaker 1: Really? And how long has that change period been over you?
- 33:27Speaker 2: Well, it's been about, I'm going to say about eight
- 33:31Speaker 2: years of them slowly changing it, but This year has
- 33:35Speaker 2: been the top because, like, the kids get cantaloupe, watermelon, whatever.
- 33:41Speaker 2: I cut it up.
- 33:42Speaker 1: I'm like going to Hawaii or something.
- 33:44Speaker 2: Oh, man, the big kids, I have to slow them down.
- 33:47Speaker 2: I'm like, man, that's too many portions because, I mean,
- 33:50Speaker 2: they'll take the whole thing, you know. But, yeah, they
- 33:53Speaker 2: probably didn't get all that good food. And now we
- 33:56Speaker 2: get tangerines instead of oranges, which is really cool because
- 33:59Speaker 2: you can. Those little cuties, you can peel those in
- 34:01Speaker 2: a second. So I don't even have to cut up those.
- 34:03Speaker 1: I know. Those cuties, it's almost like having a little
- 34:07Speaker 1: date almost.
- 34:08Speaker 2: Oh, man, they are. But I have to stop. The
- 34:10Speaker 2: kids like them so much. They're in their pockets. They
- 34:12Speaker 2: got to remember, how many cuties you got?
- 34:16Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't care. Okay, so you got the line.
- 34:21Speaker 1: Y'all got it going pretty good. What types of ages
- 34:23Speaker 1: are coming through your line or have come through your
- 34:25Speaker 1: line over the years? Because how many years have you
- 34:27Speaker 1: been in the game, basically? 31 years.
- 34:29Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm finishing my 31, yeah.
- 34:31Speaker 1: Wow, you're like Glover Teixeira. Right, right. He's a famous
- 34:36Speaker 1: UFC fighter. You are like, yeah. He's beloved and been
- 34:40Speaker 1: in it for a while. That's him right there. But
- 34:44Speaker 1: he is a very sweet man who has stood the
- 34:47Speaker 1: test of time in his industry.
- 34:48Speaker 2: Awesome.
- 34:49Speaker 1: Okay, so what kind of kids are coming through the
- 34:51Speaker 1: lawn there, you know? And what's some of the interaction
- 34:53Speaker 1: like with them?
- 34:54Speaker 2: Well, like the preschool, and it's like, come here, baby.
- 34:58Speaker 1: They come first?
- 34:59Speaker 2: Yes.
- 35:00Speaker 1: Okay, so the littlest kids come first.
- 35:01Speaker 2: The littlest kids come first.
- 35:02Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
- 35:03Speaker 2: Yeah, we get the little ones, and then we move
- 35:05Speaker 2: on up. And then the last period is 6th, 7th, 8th.
- 35:08Speaker 2: Those are the big ones. Yeah. So we start out
- 35:10Speaker 2: with these babies, you know? And, you know, they're all cute,
- 35:14Speaker 2: little babies. Then we go to these big, huge kids,
- 35:16Speaker 2: which I don't know what they're feeding them anymore because.
- 35:19Speaker 1: you know, they're getting big.
- 35:20Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. I got some big boys. Miss Melissa, hook
- 35:23Speaker 2: me up. And I'm like, okay. You know, but yeah,
- 35:28Speaker 2: we start out, but the little ones there, they come
- 35:30Speaker 2: anywhere from four years old. And I think to about 14.
- 35:34Speaker 1: Okay.
- 35:35Speaker 2: Unless they, unless they, you know, failed a bunch of
- 35:38Speaker 2: times and then they might be a little. Oh yeah.
- 35:40Speaker 2: I mean, you know, we had a guy.
- 35:42Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He finally comes to one of you
- 35:46Speaker 1: to hand him a, um, uh, What's a thing you
- 35:50Speaker 1: fill out to work? Application? Yeah, you just hand them
- 35:53Speaker 1: a work application.
- 35:54Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, right, right. You might as well. You're going
- 35:56Speaker 2: to be 18 in a minute.
- 35:59Speaker 1: That happens a lot. I bet. So what are some
- 36:02Speaker 1: of the kiddos that have come through, some of the
- 36:04Speaker 1: little buckaroodies that have come through there? Like any unique,
- 36:07Speaker 1: like anybody bringing anything with, like any stories they bring
- 36:10Speaker 1: with them, or what's going on with the kiddos?
- 36:12Speaker 2: Well, I mean, there are so many kids. I see
- 36:15Speaker 2: them everywhere now, like... The lady that's at the pharmacy,
- 36:20Speaker 2: she's a pharmacist. She was one of my kids. I
- 36:21Speaker 2: go to restaurants. We go on a canoe ride, and
- 36:26Speaker 2: I started laughing. I was nowhere near Cleveland, and they're like,
- 36:28Speaker 2: Miss Melissa. And everywhere I go, I run into stuff.
- 36:32Speaker 2: I mean, that's a lot of years, and they're grown.
- 36:35Speaker 1: Wow.
- 36:35Speaker 2: So they'll look at me, and I'm like giving them
- 36:38Speaker 2: my money, and they're like, are you Miss Melissa? I'm like, yeah.
- 36:41Speaker 2: They're like, I was like you were one of my kids.
- 36:45Speaker 1: Oh, that's cool.
- 36:46Speaker 2: But it's cool.
- 36:47Speaker 1: Yeah. Yep. Yeah, there's a connection. Well, especially because you're
- 36:50Speaker 1: feeding the children, you know. There's always a connection with
- 36:53Speaker 1: somebody that's feeding you.
- 36:54Speaker 2: Well, I'm nice to the kids, too, yeah.
- 36:55Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 36:56Speaker 2: And I'm funny and, you know.
- 36:57Speaker 1: They like being around you?
- 36:58Speaker 2: They like seeing you. Oh, yeah.
- 37:01Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. And do some of the kids ever bring
- 37:03Speaker 1: anything with them? Do they ever, like, are they, like,
- 37:06Speaker 1: what do?
- 37:07Speaker 2: Well, we had some come through the line and one
- 37:09Speaker 2: had a snake. in his book bag.
- 37:12Speaker 1: Really?
- 37:12Speaker 2: And the little girl brought her cat in the book bag. Yeah,
- 37:15Speaker 2: you never know what they're going to bring.
- 37:16Speaker 1: Really? They brought a cat?
- 37:17Speaker 2: But we have security that checks their bags, so I
- 37:20Speaker 2: bet they've seen s'mores or something. Yeah. Like, is that
- 37:24Speaker 2: cat meowing? I mean, that book bag meowing over there?
- 37:27Speaker 2: Is that the new style? Did she press a button?
- 37:31Speaker 2: And then when she come through the line asking me
- 37:33Speaker 2: for cat food, I was like, what? I don't serve that.
- 37:37Speaker 1: But what did they ask you to do? Just put
- 37:39Speaker 1: something in their bag for the cat? Like, how'd you know?
- 37:41Speaker 2: No, I just, they heard them and stuff. And them guys,
- 37:44Speaker 2: you know, like I said, they have to come through
- 37:46Speaker 2: the detector.
- 37:47Speaker 1: Oh, they have a metal detector? Oh, yeah.
- 37:48Speaker 2: We got metal detectors in high school.
- 37:49Speaker 1: Oh, so you're in the trenches over there.
- 37:51Speaker 2: Oh, I'm in the lower, lower west side.
- 37:53Speaker 1: Wow.
- 37:53Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
- 37:54Speaker 1: Y'all are in there.
- 37:56Speaker 2: Wow. Oh, yeah.
- 37:59Speaker 1: Okay, so you have some children will bring a cat
- 38:01Speaker 1: or even a snake through. And do you think it's
- 38:05Speaker 1: just because they don't want to be alone from their pet?
- 38:07Speaker 2: Yeah, probably just wanting to see their pets and stuff
- 38:10Speaker 2: like that. Their parents probably didn't even know they snuck
- 38:12Speaker 2: them out half the time. You know what I mean? So,
- 38:15Speaker 2: I mean, if they could, sometimes the kids would let
- 38:17Speaker 2: a dog in if they could, so we could run around.
- 38:19Speaker 1: Yeah. You know who you're laughing to? People will tell
- 38:22Speaker 1: you that your laugh reminds me of, do they have
- 38:27Speaker 1: the lady from the Adam Sandler thing, if you can
- 38:29Speaker 1: find it? A little bit. Yours is way more charming.
- 38:48Speaker 1: Her laugh is.
- 38:49Speaker 2: Oh, that's too funny. I never thought of that.
- 38:52Speaker 1: I do sound like her. Just her laugh, though. You're
- 38:57Speaker 1: way prettier than her.
- 38:58Speaker 2: Oh, that's funny.
- 38:59Speaker 1: She's pretty, too. But is it tough to see some
- 39:04Speaker 1: of the kids, like, grow and leave sometimes? Are there
- 39:06Speaker 1: some kids you're like, man, that kid's going to, like,
- 39:08Speaker 1: we really wish they could stay?
- 39:10Speaker 2: Yeah, I, like, wonder what happened to some of them
- 39:13Speaker 2: that you really liked that you don't see that much
- 39:15Speaker 2: no more. And some you see in, well, they're not
- 39:21Speaker 2: really doing as well because they're in the neighborhood. But
- 39:25Speaker 2: I see so much bad, good, you know. And then
- 39:28Speaker 2: I love it when they come back and they're like,
- 39:30Speaker 2: oh I just got in college or I'm doing this
- 39:34Speaker 2: or I'm about to go to nursing school or I
- 39:37Speaker 2: did I then I'm very excited that you know because
- 39:41Speaker 2: where we're at yeah so like my son he couldn't
- 39:44Speaker 2: wait to get out of Cleveland he got married and
- 39:46Speaker 2: just moved.
- 39:47Speaker 1: Away he was gone He was gone as soon as
- 39:49Speaker 1: he left.
- 39:50Speaker 2: And then I had to get a dog named Mo
- 39:52Speaker 2: because he was named Joe. And I lost him.
- 39:56Speaker 1: He left. Oh, you got to get a dog that
- 39:58Speaker 1: rhymes with your son's name.
- 39:58Speaker 2: Right. So I replaced him with my dog, Mo.
- 40:02Speaker 1: That's fair. Yeah. And where did you– is there a
- 40:06Speaker 1: lot of, like, dating– like, do a lot of janitors
- 40:08Speaker 1: come by the lunch area trying to holler and trying to,
- 40:11Speaker 1: like– Because that's what I felt like when I was
- 40:14Speaker 1: a kid. Sometimes you would see some of the janitors
- 40:16Speaker 1: over there trying to– You know, just like spend a
- 40:20Speaker 1: little bit extra time or something like that.
- 40:23Speaker 2: Mine's real cool.
- 40:24Speaker 1: You only got one janitor?
- 40:27Speaker 2: Yeah, sort of. I mean, because, well, they say they're custodians.
- 40:31Speaker 2: They don't like to be called a janitor.
- 40:32Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Sorry. Yeah, I respect both of them. Yeah.
- 40:38Speaker 2: The last one was a lady and me and her
- 40:40Speaker 2: was real good friends. And she owned a lake house
- 40:43Speaker 2: and I used to go with her all the time
- 40:44Speaker 2: down there to New York. So that was awesome. And
- 40:47Speaker 2: my other one, he just left. Yeah, I hang out
- 40:49Speaker 2: with all the people that are retired too that just left.
- 40:54Speaker 1: So I've worked.
- 40:56Speaker 2: With them for so long. It's like we know each other.
- 40:59Speaker 2: We grew up in family, you know.
- 41:02Speaker 1: Was it sad to see your son graduate, like get
- 41:04Speaker 1: out of this, like was when he left your school?
- 41:07Speaker 2: Yeah, I was very, yeah, because I got to keep
- 41:10Speaker 2: a very close eye on him. Then he thought he
- 41:13Speaker 2: was going to get away with something, but I told
- 41:14Speaker 2: him I was transfer.
- 41:15Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 41:15Speaker 2: I'll follow you, boy. And he's like, no, mom, no.
- 41:19Speaker 2: So he did better. But then when I would go
- 41:21Speaker 2: to parent conference and I would start talking, the teachers
- 41:27Speaker 2: would look like, no wonder that's where he gets it.
- 41:29Speaker 2: Listen to her. I'm all hyper and talking to him.
- 41:32Speaker 2: I'm like, how's my kid doing? And they're like, well,
- 41:35Speaker 2: he's great, I guess. Mom, like you, I guess.
- 41:38Speaker 1: Like, we're going to put you in detention.
- 41:40Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Hey, when I first started working
- 41:42Speaker 2: at school, I thought, man, did I get called to
- 41:44Speaker 2: the office? I thought I was going to detention.
- 41:47Speaker 1: Really?
- 41:47Speaker 2: And I was really working there.
- 41:48Speaker 1: And they would call you down there? Yeah. Just to
- 41:50Speaker 1: tone it down?
- 41:51Speaker 2: Yeah. She jokes all the time and says that I'm
- 41:54Speaker 2: going to have to go outside if I laugh too hard.
- 41:57Speaker 2: Because during testing, you know, you're supposed to be quiet.
- 41:59Speaker 2: Sometimes she's just like, I heard you. I'm like, sorry.
- 42:03Speaker 2: But they all like me, so it's cool. Sometimes you
- 42:04Speaker 2: hear a helper, so I'll be just like, ah! And
- 42:07Speaker 2: it's all the way upstairs calling and I don't realize.
- 42:10Speaker 2: It goes around the school. But they know it's me. Yeah.
- 42:13Speaker 1: That's it, huh? Yeah. It's like a bird almost that
- 42:15Speaker 1: you hear, you know. Right. Do you see like at
- 42:19Speaker 1: certain holidays, what's that like at school? Like around Valentine's
- 42:23Speaker 1: or some kids seem kind of lonely or anything. Does
- 42:25Speaker 1: that ever happen?
- 42:26Speaker 2: A little bit, but they give those little hearts out
- 42:29Speaker 2: and they give candy and the bigger kids will give flour.
- 42:33Speaker 2: You know, it's just. Yeah, they make a big– and
- 42:36Speaker 2: we have dances and stuff.
- 42:39Speaker 1: And the dances are in the cafeteria sometimes?
- 42:40Speaker 2: Yeah, most of the cafeteria is like where we have
- 42:43Speaker 2: all our dances and everything. And I'm right there, so
- 42:46Speaker 2: I like to dance with the kids.
- 42:47Speaker 1: Really? Oh, yeah.
- 42:48Speaker 2: I go and enjoy them, yeah. Oh, wow.
- 42:50Speaker 1: You should work for Nickelodeon.
- 42:51Speaker 2: Oh, man. We've had a lot of fun, yeah.
- 42:54Speaker 1: So they let you guys dance with the children at
- 42:56Speaker 1: the dances? Sure.
- 42:57Speaker 2: Oh, that's cool.
- 42:58Speaker 1: Yeah. I remember one time we had a guy named Mr.
- 43:01Speaker 1: John– And his wife, I think, was a teacher. I
- 43:05Speaker 1: don't know if she was a teacher. She just, like, was, like,
- 43:08Speaker 1: the smartest person in our area, and she would hang
- 43:10Speaker 1: out at the school. But she– I got to dance
- 43:13Speaker 1: with her one time at a dance. Aw. That's pretty cool.
- 43:18Speaker 2: My principals were great with a lot of things that
- 43:19Speaker 2: she does, and we have a mother-son dance and things
- 43:22Speaker 2: like that. So I had some buddies a long time ago,
- 43:25Speaker 2: and they didn't have a mom. So I went to
- 43:27Speaker 2: the dance room, danced with them.
- 43:28Speaker 1: Oh, that's sweet.
- 43:29Speaker 2: And everything. Yeah, they were my buddies because we do
- 43:32Speaker 2: like a buddy breakfast thing.
- 43:33Speaker 1: Oh, you all do?
- 43:34Speaker 2: So I picked them as my buddy. Yeah.
- 43:35Speaker 1: Oh, just students? Yeah.
- 43:37Speaker 2: You kind of get close if you see somebody, and
- 43:40Speaker 2: they'll say, you want to be my buddy? And then
- 43:42Speaker 2: you're kind of like their friend they could talk to
- 43:44Speaker 2: if they're having a hard day where they hug you
- 43:46Speaker 2: every day. So it's pretty cool.
- 43:48Speaker 1: Oh, it's important.
- 43:49Speaker 2: Yep. And then a couple times a year we eat
- 43:51Speaker 2: with them, talk about it, give them a present.
- 43:54Speaker 1: That's cool.
- 43:55Speaker 2: Really cool, yeah.
- 43:57Speaker 1: But, yeah, what are some other moments like? Have you
- 44:00Speaker 1: had some unique interactions?
- 44:02Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Like Halloween, I like to dress up in
- 44:05Speaker 2: different stuff. And then I run through the crowd. And
- 44:09Speaker 2: the little kids this year, I was– this blow up
- 44:12Speaker 2: and it blew up big too. It was cool. So
- 44:14Speaker 2: I run out and everything, but then they kept kind
- 44:17Speaker 2: of squeeze me and I'm like, I'm going to pop,
- 44:19Speaker 2: you know? So I'm trying to get them away, but
- 44:22Speaker 2: I can't cause it keeps blowing up. So we do
- 44:26Speaker 2: funny stuff like that. And, um, I, I, a couple
- 44:30Speaker 2: of times, uh, we would, I would tutor with the kids,
- 44:34Speaker 2: you know, help the little ones with math or something. Um,
- 44:39Speaker 2: Like whatever she asked, like we tried to do, you know,
- 44:41Speaker 2: I think we're like a mixture, you know, when they're
- 44:44Speaker 2: away from their home, we could be their mom, their grandma, whatever.
- 44:49Speaker 2: They're crying. You want to go over, make sure they're
- 44:51Speaker 2: all right. See what they want. You have kids that'll
- 44:54Speaker 2: chase you and hug you every day. Sometimes you got
- 44:56Speaker 2: to run.
- 44:57Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 44:57Speaker 2: Ooh, I run. Sometimes I have to shut the door.
- 44:59Speaker 2: I'm like, here she comes. And everybody laughs because she's
- 45:01Speaker 2: so beautiful and sweet, but she drives us crazy. She
- 45:04Speaker 2: won't leave me alone.
- 45:05Speaker 1: Yeah. Someone get a little bit of– they get just
- 45:08Speaker 1: kind of.
- 45:09Speaker 2: Really click, yeah.
- 45:10Speaker 1: They hug you too much. Yeah. They'll hug you. They'll
- 45:13Speaker 1: lick you even.
- 45:14Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. You're right about that.
- 45:18Speaker 1: I've seen a child just start licking. You're just like,
- 45:20Speaker 1: what is going on with this child? Dude, my friend
- 45:25Speaker 1: told me that if you look at anything, anything, you
- 45:30Speaker 1: know what it would feel like on your tongue because
- 45:32Speaker 1: as a kid you licked everything and checked everything out.
- 45:35Speaker 2: Probably, I'm sure, yeah.
- 45:36Speaker 1: And at first I thought that was crazy, but then
- 45:38Speaker 1: if I look at anything.
- 45:39Speaker 2: You're probably thinking, if I lick that.
- 45:41Speaker 1: He said, because when you're a kid, you just put
- 45:42Speaker 1: everything in your mouth. Right, in your mouth. You don't
- 45:43Speaker 1: even think about it. True, true. And you develop, like,
- 45:45Speaker 1: this memory from it.
- 45:46Speaker 2: Well, there's nothing I wouldn't try. That's why I said
- 45:48Speaker 2: kids don't try anything nowadays. There's nothing I, you know.
- 45:51Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, look.
- 45:52Speaker 2: I'm like, hey, is that a chocolate grub for Christmas?
- 45:54Speaker 2: Let's eat that. Let's try it.
- 45:55Speaker 1: Is there anything you guys will make BTS? Like, be
- 45:58Speaker 1: honest with me. Is there some BTS food that you
- 46:00Speaker 1: guys will make at the lunch area that's just for
- 46:03Speaker 1: you guys? Like, do you ever brew something up just
- 46:06Speaker 1: for the gang, but it's not for the students? Well...
- 46:09Speaker 1: I won't tell anybody. No, no.
- 46:11Speaker 2: We eat the lunches there, you know. But no, like,
- 46:17Speaker 2: I can't wait. Like, they're all Spanish, so I want
- 46:19Speaker 2: them to bring me some rice and beans and stuff.
- 46:20Speaker 2: So I want their food.
- 46:21Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 46:22Speaker 2: So they bring me food all the time. And then
- 46:25Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, this is how you get to
- 46:26Speaker 2: your boss. You know, this is good. I just had
- 46:30Speaker 2: some yesterday. Oh, yeah?
- 46:32Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 46:33Speaker 1: Yeah, they got a lot of good food, man.
- 46:35Speaker 2: But yeah, I love it. So the ladies come in
- 46:37Speaker 2: and they make me food. I'm like, that's the way.
- 46:40Speaker 1: Oh, that's beautiful. And now when is the day kind
- 46:42Speaker 1: of shut down? So after lunch, what happens? How do
- 46:44Speaker 1: you guys shut it down? Like the last person leaves
- 46:47Speaker 1: and then what?
- 46:49Speaker 2: After the last kid gets fed, we make sure everybody's fed.
- 46:53Speaker 2: And then. It's time them ladies clean up, count everything
- 46:57Speaker 2: because I got to count everything, like all the milk,
- 46:59Speaker 2: everything gets counted for the day. Oh, really? Yeah, I
- 47:02Speaker 2: do paperwork and everything has a count. And then it's
- 47:05Speaker 2: got to go on the computer and go down to
- 47:07Speaker 2: them of how many kids we fed, just switching it
- 47:11Speaker 2: back around, moving the coolers back for breakfast for the
- 47:14Speaker 2: next day. You know, everything goes back to, you know,
- 47:19Speaker 2: It's like you flip a switch. You know what I mean?
- 47:22Speaker 2: We go for breakfast, lunch, lunch, breakfast.
- 47:24Speaker 1: Like a transformer.
- 47:25Speaker 2: I always said that. I said, see how we just
- 47:28Speaker 2: did that? I said it was like transformers. I'm like,
- 47:30Speaker 2: we just transformed the kitchen. Now, bam. And people will
- 47:33Speaker 2: come out and they'll be like, dang, Melissa, you just
- 47:34Speaker 2: had breakfast. Now it's like lunch. Because I'll be like, phew,
- 47:37Speaker 2: throw it together. And I'm like, we can't play. We
- 47:40Speaker 2: ain't got time.
- 47:40Speaker 1: Somebody's got to do it. We don't have time.
- 47:41Speaker 2: Somebody's got to do it.
- 47:42Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 47:43Speaker 2: And I'm one of those people that are always ready
- 47:45Speaker 2: to go. Yeah. Yeah, I run around like a chicken
- 47:47Speaker 2: with my head cut off because I'm a little nutty,
- 47:49Speaker 2: you know, but it's okay.
- 47:50Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 47:50Speaker 2: The more I move, you know, I just like to go.
- 47:53Speaker 1: That's important.
- 47:53Speaker 2: And it is. And I'm getting old, so I have to.
- 47:56Speaker 1: You got to keep busy.
- 47:57Speaker 2: Heck yeah.
- 47:58Speaker 1: And what's it like, like, do you have time for
- 48:01Speaker 1: dating stuff? You guys have to get up pretty early, huh?
- 48:02Speaker 1: What's the love life like of someone in the lunch industry?
- 48:07Speaker 2: Oh, I've been married 30 years.
- 48:08Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Oh, you got married to the, not the pregnant,
- 48:10Speaker 1: not the.
- 48:11Speaker 2: No, no, no, not the baby dad.
- 48:12Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 48:14Speaker 2: I got married to somebody else.
- 48:15Speaker 1: Oh, nice. Yeah. Where'd you meet your husband at?
- 48:19Speaker 2: In the yard.
- 48:22Speaker 1: Really? Yeah. Not like a prison thing, huh? Well. No judgment.
- 48:28Speaker 1: Half my family's been incarcerated.
- 48:30Speaker 2: Well, yeah. I mean, he, yeah, he just got out.
- 48:33Speaker 1: Hey, babes, you look good. Welcome back.
- 48:37Speaker 2: Welcome back.
- 48:38Speaker 1: Yeah. He didn't do it.
- 48:40Speaker 2: Well, make me a breakdown.
- 48:41Speaker 1: Ah! You should guys get, Oh, I guess he probably
- 48:46Speaker 1: is not allowed over at the school then. No, no.
- 48:48Speaker 2: This was so long ago. He's, he's good now.
- 48:50Speaker 1: Okay. Yeah.
- 48:52Speaker 2: We won't talk about that.
- 48:54Speaker 1: We'll keep that out. Um, so that's nice then. So
- 48:58Speaker 1: you got to love, you have, you have a love
- 49:00Speaker 1: in your life. You have one child. That's your only child.
- 49:02Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
- 49:02Speaker 2: I was one and done. Yeah. Oh yeah.
- 49:05Speaker 1: What made you not want more?
- 49:06Speaker 2: Well, I guess that was the whole experience. I mean,
- 49:07Speaker 2: what the heck? I don't, women just keep popping them out.
- 49:10Speaker 2: Are they crazy?
- 49:10Speaker 1: It's unreal.
- 49:11Speaker 2: All that stuff we had to do. And I told that,
- 49:14Speaker 2: doctor or whoever I told him, this was all too
- 49:16Speaker 2: much for me. Then he came out with college. And
- 49:19Speaker 2: I'm like, what the heck? I watched kids for years
- 49:22Speaker 2: and they never acted like that. Then I have my own.
- 49:26Speaker 2: And I'm like, everybody kept saying, you're going to have
- 49:28Speaker 2: another one. I'm like, nope.
- 49:29Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 49:29Speaker 2: Nope. So when he was 10, I got my tube size.
- 49:31Speaker 2: I said, nope, I'm making sure.
- 49:32Speaker 1: Wow.
- 49:33Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
- 49:34Speaker 1: That was it. Shut down.
- 49:35Speaker 2: Shut that all down. The lunch line was over. I
- 49:37Speaker 2: got 600 kids a day.
- 49:38Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 49:40Speaker 2: I don't even need it.
- 49:43Speaker 1: You got to open it up for breakfast every.
- 49:45Speaker 2: Now and then. Yeah, but see, I don't have to
- 49:47Speaker 2: have it. That doesn't make it easy now.
- 49:50Speaker 1: Wow. Let me get into the financial stuff. Do children
- 49:55Speaker 1: pay for school lunch a little bit?
- 49:56Speaker 2: A long time ago when I started.
- 49:58Speaker 1: I'm going to say about 20 years ago, they did.
- 50:01Speaker 1: We had X and Y tickets. X was full paid
- 50:04Speaker 1: and Y was free lunch or partial pay.
- 50:08Speaker 2: They had the full... Power show and free.
- 50:11Speaker 1: Oh, dude, I remember. So I would get to school. God, dude,
- 50:15Speaker 1: it was the most, this was like one of the skit.
- 50:18Speaker 1: This was like one of the tougher things. I think
- 50:20Speaker 1: when you're a kid, like, yeah, you would get there and, um,
- 50:25Speaker 1: see if you can bring up the, yeah, the school
- 50:26Speaker 1: on tickets. Keep looking for mine. Looked a little bit different.
- 50:29Speaker 2: Uh, no, my goodness.
- 50:32Speaker 1: No, keep looking to see if you find some other ones. Um,
- 50:34Speaker 1: oh yeah, no, right there. The red and blue, the
- 50:36Speaker 1: whole mix of all of them. Like the game tickets.
- 50:38Speaker 1: Those are the ones right there. Yeah. And so you
- 50:40Speaker 1: get up to the lady, right? There'd be the lunch lady.
- 50:43Speaker 1: Cause they didn't allow men to do it. Cause I
- 50:45Speaker 1: don't believe men should do it.
- 50:46Speaker 2: We got a couple of men in the system now.
- 50:48Speaker 1: Really?
- 50:49Speaker 2: We'll talk about that some other time.
- 50:50Speaker 1: Times have changed. But we would get in there and
- 50:55Speaker 1: you had to go up to her and you had
- 50:56Speaker 1: to tell her if you were, if you paid, you
- 50:59Speaker 1: had to just buy the ticket from her. And if
- 51:02Speaker 1: you were free, you had to tell her you were free.
- 51:04Speaker 1: And I was just, it always felt so embarrassing. Cause
- 51:07Speaker 1: I'd always be like another kid right behind you or
- 51:08Speaker 1: in front of you. She'd always say it like, I'm free.
- 51:11Speaker 1: And if the bus got there early, you could get breakfast.
- 51:13Speaker 1: That was the thing. Right. So based on how Ms.
- 51:16Speaker 1: Hazel was doing, and bless her heart or whatever, she's
- 51:19Speaker 1: alive or not. Hopefully she's alive, but she might not be.
- 51:22Speaker 1: But she was awesome. But sometimes she would lollygag. Sometimes
- 51:27Speaker 1: she would stop or drive slow and smoke. And so
- 51:30Speaker 1: we would get there a few minutes late and we
- 51:32Speaker 1: would miss breakfast. Oh, man. And then you were just
- 51:35Speaker 1: beside yourself. You didn't even, you know, cause you had
- 51:37Speaker 1: to get all the way to like 1140.
- 51:38Speaker 2: Right, right. That's what they, right.
- 51:41Speaker 1: And you would just keep going to the water fountain
- 51:43Speaker 1: and just drink as much water as you could. And, um, yeah.
- 51:48Speaker 1: And I remember even one of my teachers was like,
- 51:50Speaker 1: go get you some of that breakfast water out there.
- 51:52Speaker 2: Breakfast water.
- 51:53Speaker 1: That's what they used to say. Miss Smith would always
- 51:55Speaker 1: say that. But anyway, yeah. And then at lunch, I
- 51:57Speaker 1: don't know if we got our tickets in advance for
- 51:59Speaker 1: the week or if you had to go and do
- 52:00Speaker 1: the same thing at lunch. Um, But you would always
- 52:03Speaker 1: try to sneakily say, yeah, free lunch or whatever. You know,
- 52:06Speaker 1: I'll take a Y one or just something like that.
- 52:08Speaker 1: Or I would try to pretend like I was giving
- 52:09Speaker 1: him money. It was like I was a magician just
- 52:12Speaker 1: because I didn't want other kids to see because, you know,
- 52:14Speaker 1: kids get so embarrassed.
- 52:16Speaker 2: No, they do. Yeah.
- 52:17Speaker 1: But then once you got the ticket, yeah. And you
- 52:19Speaker 1: were free to the line. Usually you would get a
- 52:21Speaker 1: tray or like a little carton, like a little plastic
- 52:25Speaker 1: kind of little carton. And then you would go to
- 52:27Speaker 1: like to the milk or beverage area first. Get that.
- 52:29Speaker 1: Then you would go into the room where the actual
- 52:32Speaker 1: kitchen was and you would have the line there. You
- 52:35Speaker 1: would get your line items, come out, and then that
- 52:39Speaker 1: was it. You was free to go sit down and eat.
- 52:42Speaker 1: It was awesome. Yeah, that was like the best thing ever, dude.
- 52:46Speaker 1: What is the funnest thing to serve to the kids?
- 52:49Speaker 1: Is there something you really enjoy?
- 52:50Speaker 2: I like to serve the pizza because it's one piece.
- 52:55Speaker 2: Because I can throw the pizza. But when I got like,
- 52:59Speaker 2: Mashed potatoes, corn, chicken, a raw.
- 53:01Speaker 1: You know.
- 53:02Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Now I'm like.
- 53:04Speaker 1: It's too much, huh?
- 53:04Speaker 2: And everybody, yeah, everybody's picky. So they don't want gravy.
- 53:08Speaker 2: Some want gravy. You know, it's like.
- 53:10Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 53:10Speaker 2: And now they're like allowed to pick what they want. Yeah.
- 53:12Speaker 2: We used to give them all of it, so.
- 53:14Speaker 1: Oh, they used to, yeah. That's crazy. You get to
- 53:16Speaker 1: pick what you want. We would have to get whatever.
- 53:18Speaker 1: Sometimes they give you a bunch of junk. You're like,
- 53:20Speaker 1: some of this, it wasn't even, I don't even think
- 53:22Speaker 1: some of it was food or whatever. And you would
- 53:23Speaker 1: just have to take it back to your table, you know.
- 53:26Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. I seen so much waste back in the day.
- 53:28Speaker 2: We'd have like a bean burrito. All these kids would just,
- 53:32Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
- 53:32Speaker 1: Just throw it away.
- 53:33Speaker 2: Just throw it away. You just cooked all those just
- 53:35Speaker 2: to be in the garbage. You're like, dang.
- 53:38Speaker 1: The apple, I feel like, would always get thrown away.
- 53:40Speaker 2: Sometimes, yeah.
- 53:41Speaker 1: Yeah, you would be like, I don't know if I'm
- 53:43Speaker 1: eating this.
- 53:43Speaker 2: Yeah. You know?
- 53:45Speaker 1: That would always be a tough one.
- 53:46Speaker 2: I've ordered less apples now.
- 53:48Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 53:48Speaker 2: Yeah, because the other ones are more popular that we
- 53:52Speaker 2: have now that they're trying different, you know, watermelon.
- 53:56Speaker 1: Oh, shit.
- 53:57Speaker 2: If it's gone, I'm watermelon, man. I have to, we'll
- 54:00Speaker 2: be cutting 10 watermelons. We'll be cutting those watermelons.
- 54:02Speaker 1: And what type of cutter are you using back there?
- 54:04Speaker 1: Do you guys have a sanctioned knife that you have
- 54:06Speaker 1: to use or something?
- 54:07Speaker 2: We have a couple knives. Yeah, like that. We got
- 54:10Speaker 2: a couple knives we use for those, which we just
- 54:13Speaker 2: started this year. Sometimes it was hard.
- 54:15Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
- 54:15Speaker 2: Especially with my hands hurting all the time. I was like, man,
- 54:19Speaker 2: these watermelons, it's crazy. But then we got this one
- 54:22Speaker 2: that you put like the orange or the apple thing in.
- 54:24Speaker 2: You could go, shh.
- 54:25Speaker 1: Oh, really? It's fancy?
- 54:26Speaker 2: And it comes out. I like that one. Yeah. I
- 54:28Speaker 2: could do that all day.
- 54:29Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 54:30Speaker 2: Yeah, that's nothing.
- 54:32Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess if you get that fancy one, it's
- 54:35Speaker 1: really nice. I'm trying to think of what we had. Oh,
- 54:38Speaker 1: they would do baked potatoes. Do y'all still do those sometimes?
- 54:40Speaker 2: No, we haven't did a baked potato for a long time,
- 54:42Speaker 2: but I remember a long time ago we did have
- 54:44Speaker 2: a baked potato. They seemed like it.
- 54:46Speaker 1: Yeah, it was nice because they had sour cream with it. Oh, yeah.
- 54:49Speaker 1: And get you a little bit of bacon bit or whatever. Mm-hmm.
- 54:51Speaker 1: Because they didn't let you use bacon bits in our
- 54:53Speaker 1: community if you was a child, first of all.
- 54:56Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah.
- 54:56Speaker 1: That was an adult thing.
- 54:58Speaker 2: Bacon, yeah.
- 54:59Speaker 1: So then they get to school when you pull up
- 55:01Speaker 1: and they got a damn, you got access to bacon bits.
- 55:03Speaker 2: You're like, yeah.
- 55:05Speaker 1: Let's ride.
- 55:06Speaker 2: Hey, they're excited now. We give croutons.
- 55:08Speaker 1: Oh, is that a big thing for the kids now?
- 55:10Speaker 2: Yeah, we never gave croutons with a salad. We're poor
- 55:13Speaker 2: over there. We give croutons.
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- 58:28Speaker 1: Thank you. Yeah, man, that was so much fun, man.
- 58:31Speaker 1: Going to lunch. It was just like a, it was like,
- 58:33Speaker 1: it was kind of the best part of the day
- 58:34Speaker 1: because it was, that was your break, right? And then
- 58:37Speaker 1: do they go into recess after lunch? Yep. Yeah.
- 58:40Speaker 2: Before and after we give them switch, like we got, uh,
- 58:43Speaker 2: 20 minutes to 20 minutes, like some of them are outside,
- 58:46Speaker 2: then they'll come on in and those ones will go outside.
- 58:49Speaker 2: So we're just keep going like that.
- 58:51Speaker 1: Yeah. Tell me about, take me down some of the
- 58:53Speaker 1: tough moments. Like has there ever been like a food
- 58:56Speaker 1: recall or something that happened where there was just a
- 58:58Speaker 1: food people got sick from that day? Was there ever
- 59:00Speaker 1: just a flu that went around?
- 59:02Speaker 2: Oh, that is so funny you said that. So years ago,
- 59:05Speaker 2: and it was quite a while, I don't know, maybe
- 59:08Speaker 2: 18 years ago, we did have this problem. and there
- 59:11Speaker 2: was flu going around and everything and a couple kids
- 59:13Speaker 2: came in lunch room and they threw up well that
- 59:16Speaker 2: started uh the other kids looking at them doing it
- 59:19Speaker 2: next thing i know they call they got buses and
- 59:22Speaker 2: they got everybody pulling my food doing it and i'm
- 59:25Speaker 2: like tripping i'm like what And they're like, it's her friend!
- 59:29Speaker 2: She's my desk guest!
- 59:31Speaker 1: Really? Like you were witch? Yes. Like the Salem witchcraft.
- 59:33Speaker 2: I had parents saying, don't eat the food! And I'm like,
- 59:36Speaker 2: oh my God, yes. And then the, what was that?
- 59:39Speaker 2: One guy, he was trying to come from the, and
- 59:42Speaker 2: I was running with my hoodie on because I was like,
- 59:44Speaker 2: I've never.
- 59:45Speaker 1: Yes! No.
- 59:46Speaker 2: Yeah, I swear. I was tripping.
- 59:48Speaker 1: What'd you do?
- 59:48Speaker 2: That's what it is. And they wrote this article and then,
- 59:51Speaker 2: I don't know, a couple weeks later when they realized
- 59:53Speaker 2: it was, they wrote this little thing like it wasn't
- 59:55Speaker 2: the food, they were sick, it was over. But they
- 59:57Speaker 2: made me like, look, They didn't care. And then downtown
- 1:00:00Speaker 2: would be like, and Melissa, tell them about that. You know,
- 1:00:03Speaker 2: when the kids got off. And I'm like, what? How?
- 1:00:05Speaker 2: Who's got a green break at the stop?
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: Like you were Hester Prynne or something, huh?
- 1:00:09Speaker 2: Oh, I'm so glad that those kids are probably long
- 1:00:11Speaker 2: gone out of it by now.
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:00:13Speaker 2: Because that stuck with me for a little while.
- 1:00:14Speaker 1: Yeah. A little PTSD from that.
- 1:00:16Speaker 2: I'd be walking down the street. Yeah. And all of
- 1:00:18Speaker 2: a sudden they'll be like.
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: There she is.
- 1:00:19Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh my God, I did the pizza.
- 1:00:21Speaker 2: Oh my God. I start tripping. We had the bad macaroni.
- 1:00:23Speaker 2: They did, yes.
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: Do you remember the bad macaroni of 2001?
- 1:00:29Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: Where were you? Where were you when people ate bad macaroni?
- 1:00:35Speaker 2: I'm like, I ate it and I'm okay.
- 1:00:38Speaker 1: You're like, I survived. You should have made t-shirts that said,
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: I survived the macaroni of 2001. I know.
- 1:00:43Speaker 2: That would have been a good one. That would have been.
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: People forget that there's a marketing possibility even within famine
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: and disease.
- 1:00:52Speaker 2: Right.
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: And edible diseases.
- 1:00:54Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: People forget that all the time. Yeah, because we would have,
- 1:00:57Speaker 1: people would get, we'd have bad milk come through or
- 1:01:02Speaker 1: bad cattle would come through town.
- 1:01:03Speaker 2: Sometimes they're, you know.
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: And you get spoiled milk.
- 1:01:06Speaker 2: Yes.
- 1:01:06Speaker 1: And you had no idea why. It could have been
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: that the truck was parked overnight next to like something
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: that was heating it up. You just never know. Too
- 1:01:15Speaker 1: much time in the sun on the way there. Something.
- 1:01:17Speaker 2: There was something.
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: And everybody would just be having bad milk, you know.
- 1:01:21Speaker 2: Well, the kids will let me know if they trust me.
- 1:01:23Speaker 2: They'll let me know if they have something.
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:01:25Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, a couple times we got milk and
- 1:01:28Speaker 2: there was like the cartons, they didn't fill it up.
- 1:01:31Speaker 2: I kept saying, why does all these kids want another milk?
- 1:01:34Speaker 2: Until I figured out it wasn't really getting theirs. I'm like, oh, shit.
- 1:01:40Speaker 2: I'm telling them no.
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: Damn.
- 1:01:41Speaker 2: I'm like, now I got to get all this milk.
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: But that's it. Look, that's how it is out in
- 1:01:44Speaker 1: some of the, you know, that's how it is.
- 1:01:47Speaker 2: You just never know what's going to happen.
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: That's life, too. You don't ever know. You always don't
- 1:01:52Speaker 1: know the milk that you're going to get. That's true.
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: Any food fights? Kids always say we're going to do
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: a food fight. It never happens. That's what I feel like.
- 1:01:59Speaker 1: There's always the rumor of a food fight. And then
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: never ends up going down.
- 1:02:06Speaker 2: At my school, not as much. But I did sub
- 1:02:09Speaker 2: at a school that's closed now a long time ago.
- 1:02:12Speaker 2: And the kid said food fight. I went with mashed
- 1:02:14Speaker 2: potatoes in my hair. I had stuff hanging off me.
- 1:02:16Speaker 2: So they decided they really was going to do it.
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: And they did it.
- 1:02:20Speaker 2: And they did it.
- 1:02:21Speaker 1: Yeah, praise God.
- 1:02:21Speaker 2: And I'm like, all right, man. I wasn't too upset
- 1:02:24Speaker 2: with it. It was kind of cool, you know?
- 1:02:27Speaker 1: Well, that was like the big thing. I don't know
- 1:02:29Speaker 1: if kids care about that anymore.
- 1:02:31Speaker 2: No, I don't. I mean, they might throw like peelings.
- 1:02:35Speaker 2: I mean, they might throw those little things, but they're
- 1:02:37Speaker 2: not like getting up having the big, you know.
- 1:02:39Speaker 1: Yeah, they're not like it's like a big organized thing.
- 1:02:41Speaker 1: Because there's always like this thing like kids are going
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: to organize it. We're going to do it.
- 1:02:44Speaker 2: And then it comes down to it.
- 1:02:45Speaker 1: And it never happened. I think it was more of.
- 1:02:48Speaker 1: Wasn't there a movie that there was a food fight in?
- 1:02:50Speaker 1: Can you look that up? What was that movie that
- 1:02:53Speaker 1: had a food fight in it? It was a nineties movie. Uh,
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: the great race Matilda. Oh, hook hook had a great
- 1:03:01Speaker 1: food fight in it. Like at the, uh, bangerang scene.
- 1:03:05Speaker 1: That was very big. Oh, animal house. Ah, that was it.
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: I think animal house had a huge one. So that's,
- 1:03:12Speaker 1: I think it's so funny. A lot of times you
- 1:03:14Speaker 1: take something right back to like, um, um, popular movie
- 1:03:18Speaker 1: or tv show and that's where it started um do
- 1:03:22Speaker 1: you remember your lunch ladies from being uh.
- 1:03:25Speaker 2: Um not very many i don't think they were very
- 1:03:28Speaker 2: nice then really and one thing that i always said
- 1:03:31Speaker 2: after i got in there was that i'm not going
- 1:03:33Speaker 2: to be like that because you know we get a
- 1:03:36Speaker 2: rap you know like really yeah because some people are
- 1:03:40Speaker 2: you know They act like that mean little lunch lady.
- 1:03:43Speaker 2: You can only have one ketchup. And I always thought
- 1:03:47Speaker 2: I'm going to be like the cool one, you know?
- 1:03:49Speaker 2: So then I am. So then I think it works
- 1:03:52Speaker 2: out because I don't remember too many, you know, really
- 1:03:56Speaker 2: good ones.
- 1:03:56Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:03:58Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:03:58Speaker 1: I remember a couple of times they had, I mean,
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: also for a lot of young men, it's, you know,
- 1:04:03Speaker 1: like you think that lunch lady is pretty cute because
- 1:04:05Speaker 1: it's the first woman you kind of get to talk to. Right.
- 1:04:09Speaker 1: that's like kind of not like a teacher or your
- 1:04:11Speaker 1: mom it's like the first person you're like well who
- 1:04:13Speaker 1: is this person you know and they smile at you
- 1:04:16Speaker 1: or whatever you ever have a student try to like
- 1:04:19Speaker 1: get your number or do like try to.
- 1:04:21Speaker 2: No they they might flirt a little bit like trying
- 1:04:23Speaker 2: to get some extra chicken balls or something but i'm
- 1:04:27Speaker 2: like yeah all right you know get a cowboy yeah Yeah.
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: They're trying to pull up on them yams.
- 1:04:32Speaker 2: Yeah, they think so. So I'm old enough to be
- 1:04:34Speaker 2: your great grandma. You better roll.
- 1:04:36Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to shut them down early.
- 1:04:42Speaker 2: Oh, you got to.
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: What about fights? Any fights they have at school? Are
- 1:04:47Speaker 1: you guys allowed to get involved in that? What's that
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: like at school if that happens?
- 1:04:51Speaker 2: Well, there's fights, but we you're supposed to get security.
- 1:04:54Speaker 2: I mean, I don't wait. Sometimes I will try. But
- 1:04:57Speaker 2: now with big kids, no way. Those guys are huge.
- 1:05:01Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:05:02Speaker 2: They'll swing me across the floor somewhere. I'm like, nope.
- 1:05:04Speaker 2: So I'll just go over and try to find one. Security,
- 1:05:07Speaker 2: go on. And then they'll try. But other people in
- 1:05:10Speaker 2: there are teachers and stuff. I won't get involved. You
- 1:05:13Speaker 2: won't get involved. Not the big kids, no.
- 1:05:17Speaker 1: Do the teachers– is there a good relationship with teachers
- 1:05:20Speaker 1: and lunch women or lunch women and now men because
- 1:05:23Speaker 1: men are attacking the industry? But is there a lot
- 1:05:26Speaker 1: of good– Are they arch nemesis of each other? What's
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: the energy like between lunch people and teachers? I never
- 1:05:35Speaker 1: thought about that.
- 1:05:35Speaker 2: At different schools, it'd be different. But for me, I've
- 1:05:39Speaker 2: got along with most of them and stuff like that.
- 1:05:42Speaker 2: And I have a good relationship with them. Because everybody
- 1:05:48Speaker 2: wants a milk every once in a while. It's not mine.
- 1:05:52Speaker 2: I guess it depends on who it is.
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: That's a powerful statement. Everybody wants a milk.
- 1:05:55Speaker 2: You know, because I do. I always think when they
- 1:05:57Speaker 2: walk in, and if they're acting mean to me, I'll
- 1:05:59Speaker 2: be thinking, you'll want to milk for me one day.
- 1:06:01Speaker 1: Yeah. See if I give it to you.
- 1:06:03Speaker 2: Yeah. You'll need me.
- 1:06:04Speaker 1: You'll pull up on this udder.
- 1:06:07Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. You want me to order those bag
- 1:06:10Speaker 2: lunches for you, don't you?
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: That's true. Yeah. Oh, for field trips.
- 1:06:13Speaker 2: That's what I said. So some, yeah, if you'll have
- 1:06:15Speaker 2: a couple, but not very many, but if they act
- 1:06:18Speaker 2: a little too, you know, it's fine because, you know,
- 1:06:21Speaker 2: they got to come to me for something.
- 1:06:22Speaker 1: You got to come through. Yeah. You know? That's true, Mom.
- 1:06:24Speaker 2: I might be the little one down there.
- 1:06:25Speaker 1: You're like the government.
- 1:06:27Speaker 2: That's right. Yeah, the food is— You still got to
- 1:06:29Speaker 2: pay your taxes.
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: Food is government. It really is.
- 1:06:32Speaker 2: It is.
- 1:06:32Speaker 1: It really is government. In a lot of cultures, it is. Yeah. Well, yeah,
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: it's like if you're even in a village, when somebody
- 1:06:37Speaker 1: comes back with the food, that person is the government
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: that day. They have the food. They determine how everything's
- 1:06:43Speaker 1: going to go.
- 1:06:43Speaker 2: Well, I always tell my ladies, I'm like, man, sometimes
- 1:06:45Speaker 2: I walk through the hall and I think they're looking
- 1:06:46Speaker 2: at me like a chicken leg or something, you know?
- 1:06:48Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
- 1:06:49Speaker 2: So, yeah.
- 1:06:50Speaker 1: Who are you talking about? Some of the janitors or whatever?
- 1:06:52Speaker 2: The kids, the staff, you know, it depends what they smell.
- 1:06:56Speaker 2: Like they have loaded nacho day, you know. It's like
- 1:06:59Speaker 2: everybody's looking like Melissa's got nachos. And I just could
- 1:07:02Speaker 2: see everybody, hi, Melissa. I'm like, uh.
- 1:07:05Speaker 1: Yeah. They know.
- 1:07:06Speaker 2: So they know. Yeah. They know it would be nice to.
- 1:07:09Speaker 1: People know where their bread is buttered.
- 1:07:10Speaker 2: That's what it is, you know. Just like me. I
- 1:07:12Speaker 2: know I need the custodian. So you got to be
- 1:07:14Speaker 2: nice to me. I need toilet paper and stuff. So,
- 1:07:16Speaker 2: you know, you learn who you have to be good with.
- 1:07:19Speaker 1: When little Ricky pukes.
- 1:07:21Speaker 2: That's right.
- 1:07:21Speaker 1: You know, you're going to need to call.
- 1:07:23Speaker 2: Oh, you know it.
- 1:07:25Speaker 1: Yeah. What's a field trip day like? So how does
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: that break down?
- 1:07:28Speaker 2: Well, the field trips and stuff, they order like bag
- 1:07:30Speaker 2: lunches and.
- 1:07:31Speaker 1: And what goes into the bag lunch?
- 1:07:34Speaker 2: When I make it, it's like a sandwich, a PB
- 1:07:36Speaker 2: and J sandwich on crustable. Yeah. They love those. And
- 1:07:41Speaker 2: I get strawberry and grape and I kind of like
- 1:07:43Speaker 2: them too. So if I'm.
- 1:07:44Speaker 1: Y'all will make those yourselves?
- 1:07:46Speaker 2: No, they come.
- 1:07:47Speaker 1: You order from Uncrustables?
- 1:07:48Speaker 2: No, we order those, yeah.
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: Wow, that's nice.
- 1:07:49Speaker 2: Yeah, those things are pretty good. But then I'll make
- 1:07:51Speaker 2: a bag with those and some goldfish crackers, a string cheese, applesauce,
- 1:07:57Speaker 2: and some carrots. Bam, there's our lunch.
- 1:07:59Speaker 1: Damn.
- 1:07:59Speaker 2: And they're out.
- 1:08:00Speaker 1: We got, I remember, meat sandwich with mustard. Yep. And
- 1:08:05Speaker 1: sometimes you got extra mustard somehow for no reason.
- 1:08:08Speaker 2: I know.
- 1:08:09Speaker 1: You're like, first of all, I'm a child.
- 1:08:12Speaker 2: I don't eat mustard the first time.
- 1:08:14Speaker 1: I'm a child.
- 1:08:14Speaker 2: And now I get a lot of mustard.
- 1:08:15Speaker 1: Mustard is for polis adults. Let's be honest. So there's
- 1:08:23Speaker 1: no reason I should have to eat it. And then
- 1:08:28Speaker 1: you gave me more mustard. So that would be scary.
- 1:08:31Speaker 1: You'd always see that one kid that would end up
- 1:08:32Speaker 1: being an alcoholic and he'd be over there just eating
- 1:08:34Speaker 1: the mustard.
- 1:08:35Speaker 2: Oh, you know what? We got him with the hot sauce.
- 1:08:37Speaker 1: Y'all got hot sauce?
- 1:08:38Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Now we give hot sauce and the kids
- 1:08:40Speaker 2: love hot sauce. But I catch the little ones over
- 1:08:42Speaker 2: there with the packs.
- 1:08:44Speaker 1: Just eating it? Yeah.
- 1:08:45Speaker 2: I'm like, what is it?
- 1:08:46Speaker 1: It's so hot.
- 1:08:47Speaker 2: Or they're keeping it in the pack. I'm going to
- 1:08:48Speaker 2: take this home to my dad for some hot sauce.
- 1:08:50Speaker 2: I'm like, okay.
- 1:08:51Speaker 1: For Christmas or whatever?
- 1:08:52Speaker 2: That's crazy. Hey, you know, they ain't got no sauce.
- 1:08:56Speaker 1: Oh, man. But so you pack those, you send them
- 1:09:01Speaker 1: out on the field trip. When do you pack those?
- 1:09:03Speaker 1: The night before you pack them? Then the morning of
- 1:09:05Speaker 1: the field trip?
- 1:09:05Speaker 2: I get everything ready except for the sandwich. And then
- 1:09:08Speaker 2: in the morning, I just throw the milk in a cooler.
- 1:09:11Speaker 2: How many of you ever was going? And then put
- 1:09:13Speaker 2: the sandwich in there and it falls through the day
- 1:09:15Speaker 2: so they could eat it by lunchtime. Because you don't
- 1:09:18Speaker 2: want to leave those out too long because... One thing
- 1:09:20Speaker 2: is nasty is like the next day, you know, it
- 1:09:23Speaker 2: gets like hard or the jelly starts to go seeping through.
- 1:09:28Speaker 2: So that very first day when it first just thaws,
- 1:09:31Speaker 2: it's the best.
- 1:09:32Speaker 1: So you guys will put the, you mean for the lunchable,
- 1:09:34Speaker 1: you mean for the crust? Yeah.
- 1:09:36Speaker 2: For, I use those for the bag lunches.
- 1:09:38Speaker 1: For the bag lunches. Right. The PB and J's. And
- 1:09:41Speaker 1: do they get a meat option in there? No meat option.
- 1:09:43Speaker 2: They used to, but I haven't had one in a while.
- 1:09:45Speaker 1: Okay.
- 1:09:46Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:09:47Speaker 1: Um, What's some of the best things about the job?
- 1:09:52Speaker 2: Time goes really fast because I'm always busy. I don't
- 1:09:55Speaker 2: feel like it's a job job, even though I'm getting paid,
- 1:09:59Speaker 2: because I'm having fun. I try to make my work fun.
- 1:10:03Speaker 2: And I make the ladies dance. I'll tell them, okay,
- 1:10:06Speaker 2: we're getting too serious. Stop. Put some music on. Start
- 1:10:10Speaker 2: to get the groove for a minute. We all start laughing,
- 1:10:13Speaker 2: doing dishes, just joking. I told them, I want this
- 1:10:15Speaker 2: to feel comfortable. I want us not to Feel like,
- 1:10:19Speaker 2: you know, just because we're working doesn't mean you can't
- 1:10:21Speaker 2: have fun, you know. So in my kitchen, it's about
- 1:10:25Speaker 2: having fun. Do your job and let's have fun, you know,
- 1:10:28Speaker 2: while we're doing it. And then I like to act
- 1:10:29Speaker 2: crazy around, you know, the principal or anybody because they
- 1:10:33Speaker 2: all know me. And they're like, there's Melissa, you know.
- 1:10:36Speaker 2: So I do some crazy stuff. Like I don't know
- 1:10:38Speaker 2: how to swim. And I went on a– and she
- 1:10:41Speaker 2: took me on a trip with her. And her son
- 1:10:43Speaker 2: was like– I said, I always wanted to jump in
- 1:10:45Speaker 2: the deep water, you know.
- 1:10:47Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
- 1:10:48Speaker 2: Here he goes. He gives me his mama's life jacket.
- 1:10:50Speaker 2: I put that sucker on last summer and I was
- 1:10:53Speaker 2: diving off the diving board with little kids. I was
- 1:10:55Speaker 2: so excited.
- 1:10:56Speaker 1: First time ever.
- 1:10:56Speaker 2: Yeah. I was like, yeah. And all the kids was
- 1:10:59Speaker 2: there waiting. The older people were kind of like, I
- 1:11:03Speaker 2: don't really know what she's doing.
- 1:11:04Speaker 1: Make a wish.
- 1:11:06Speaker 2: I was like, right? Wow.
- 1:11:08Speaker 1: And you just got right out in there in the water? Yep.
- 1:11:10Speaker 2: Just got right in and dove right off the diving
- 1:11:12Speaker 2: board in it. But once I know that, you know,
- 1:11:13Speaker 2: I was safe. Yeah.
- 1:11:15Speaker 1: Had you ever tried swimming before?
- 1:11:17Speaker 2: I've tried. I'm not that great at it.
- 1:11:19Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds like you're not good at it, but
- 1:11:21Speaker 1: have you ever tried before? Because, yeah, I was bad
- 1:11:23Speaker 1: at swimming for a while.
- 1:11:24Speaker 2: I could back float, but I don't know.
- 1:11:26Speaker 1: What is back floating? I've never even heard of that.
- 1:11:27Speaker 2: Oh, you'd be like.
- 1:11:28Speaker 1: That's how I'm going to do it to save my life.
- 1:11:35Speaker 1: I think that's called waiting for rescue, I think.
- 1:11:37Speaker 2: Well, I could wait for rescue for a while, but
- 1:11:39Speaker 2: I can't do this too long. And I don't know
- 1:11:43Speaker 2: how you guys are staying in there just standing there.
- 1:11:45Speaker 2: I don't get it.
- 1:11:45Speaker 1: Well, that's magic. I know.
- 1:11:47Speaker 2: I just don't get it.
- 1:11:48Speaker 1: I'll call the cops, dude.
- 1:11:50Speaker 2: Right? Some things are just, yeah, beyond me.
- 1:11:52Speaker 1: A long time ago, they used to think that gay
- 1:11:54Speaker 1: people would sink in the water and straight people would float.
- 1:11:56Speaker 1: Like back in the witchcraft days. Isn't that crazy?
- 1:11:59Speaker 2: Bring that up.
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: Look at that. Sinking gays or whatever. Sinking.
- 1:12:02Speaker 2: Sinking gays.
- 1:12:09Speaker 1: Or, yeah, sinking, gays, and witchcraft, if you put that
- 1:12:12Speaker 1: in there, too. There was a lot of that.
- 1:12:16Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah. Wow.
- 1:12:17Speaker 1: Well, they had a thing. If you sank or float,
- 1:12:20Speaker 1: it would determine something. Oh. You know? And they would
- 1:12:22Speaker 1: then sometimes.
- 1:12:23Speaker 2: Well, should I sink? So what's that mean? What are you.
- 1:12:26Speaker 1: Trying to say? I'm not saying anything, man.
- 1:12:31Speaker 2: Maybe I took a wrong turn in life.
- 1:12:38Speaker 1: Who knows, Melissa? I know, right? So what's the social
- 1:12:41Speaker 1: life like when you're outside of work? What do you
- 1:12:43Speaker 1: like to do for fun, personally? What keeps you busy,
- 1:12:45Speaker 1: you know? Obviously, you really find a lot of joy
- 1:12:47Speaker 1: in your work, and that's awesome, you know? Yeah. And
- 1:12:49Speaker 1: it's important to notice that.
- 1:12:51Speaker 2: Well, they notice I was Employee of the Year at school, too.
- 1:12:54Speaker 1: Oh, yeah? In 2009.
- 1:12:55Speaker 2: No.
- 1:12:55Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:12:55Speaker 2: And the mayor... Mayor's brother gave me an award. I
- 1:13:00Speaker 2: was like, oh, junkie.
- 1:13:01Speaker 1: His brother? What's his brother doing?
- 1:13:03Speaker 2: I don't know. He was there. Anyway, but they gave
- 1:13:09Speaker 2: me a party and a gift card and all this.
- 1:13:11Speaker 2: I was like, oh, Richie, give me $ 100 to a steakhouse.
- 1:13:15Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, I'm going to get the biggest steak,
- 1:13:17Speaker 2: you know. And I felt cool, but I was a
- 1:13:21Speaker 2: little excited, you know.
- 1:13:22Speaker 1: How did you know you won? Was there a finalist
- 1:13:24Speaker 1: or what happened?
- 1:13:25Speaker 2: Yeah, it was employee of the month, like all of us,
- 1:13:28Speaker 2: like the total. And then they said, we're going to
- 1:13:30Speaker 2: pick one. So I was waiting. I was like this,
- 1:13:33Speaker 2: waiting to eat. You know, I was looking at the
- 1:13:35Speaker 2: food like, man, that looks good.
- 1:13:36Speaker 1: Oh, you were all at the banquet? Hurry up.
- 1:13:37Speaker 2: Yeah. So I was thinking, hurry up.
- 1:13:39Speaker 1: And did you dress up for it?
- 1:13:40Speaker 2: Yeah, I dressed up a little bit, but I looked
- 1:13:42Speaker 2: a little crazy. I always change, you know, and I
- 1:13:46Speaker 2: did the smile. And it's like, you can see my
- 1:13:48Speaker 2: whole tonsils in my mouth because I smile too big
- 1:13:50Speaker 2: because I laugh a lot.
- 1:13:51Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:13:52Speaker 2: And they put that picture big downtown. So now you
- 1:13:55Speaker 2: walk in and you see me. And everybody's like, is
- 1:13:58Speaker 2: that Melissa? And I'm like, yes, that's me. So that's
- 1:14:02Speaker 2: the picture they picked. I guess you can see everything.
- 1:14:05Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, there's me.
- 1:14:07Speaker 1: Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah.
- 1:14:09Speaker 2: But it was cool. It was really cool, though. Just
- 1:14:13Speaker 2: for being funny and trying to, you know. Because everybody's
- 1:14:16Speaker 2: so serious sometimes.
- 1:14:17Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
- 1:14:18Speaker 2: And then the big boss come out and everybody's so scared.
- 1:14:19Speaker 2: And they're so like. And we're all there to do
- 1:14:21Speaker 2: the same thing, you know? I just make them laugh
- 1:14:24Speaker 2: and tell them, let's just, you know, let's just be fun.
- 1:14:27Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I have a lot of fond memories of
- 1:14:30Speaker 1: going into the lunchroom and sometimes you would get the
- 1:14:33Speaker 1: silverware and you would get a fork that was all
- 1:14:34Speaker 1: banged up.
- 1:14:35Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
- 1:14:36Speaker 1: What happened?
- 1:14:38Speaker 2: I don't know, but I've seen some and they look
- 1:14:40Speaker 2: like all of them are mushed to the paper towel
- 1:14:42Speaker 2: thing or something.
- 1:14:43Speaker 1: Or you'll see just the fingers of the fork will
- 1:14:45Speaker 1: be like, You know, one of them will be way
- 1:14:51Speaker 1: out like that. And you're just like, what happened?
- 1:14:53Speaker 2: What happened? Like, sorry, you can't have another fork. You're
- 1:14:56Speaker 2: going to have to eat with your finger today, bro.
- 1:14:59Speaker 2: We're in a crisis. Budget cuts.
- 1:15:05Speaker 1: You're like, what happened? That's what I'm saying. What would
- 1:15:09Speaker 1: you change about school lunches?
- 1:15:11Speaker 2: One of the biggest things I think I would change,
- 1:15:13Speaker 2: because like I said, they're getting better, but everybody eats
- 1:15:17Speaker 2: the same portions. I would give the bigger kids more portions.
- 1:15:21Speaker 1: Okay.
- 1:15:22Speaker 2: I think like, instead of that one chicken leg that
- 1:15:24Speaker 2: everybody's getting besides, you know, the other stuff that they
- 1:15:27Speaker 2: could get on the side, I'd give them two.
- 1:15:28Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:15:29Speaker 2: I just think that the bigger kids are big. I mean,
- 1:15:31Speaker 2: we got some big boys, I mean, big girls, you know,
- 1:15:35Speaker 2: and they're gotta be hungry. That's just not enough. I
- 1:15:38Speaker 2: don't think, you know, but I mean, we do have
- 1:15:39Speaker 2: a salad bar. They can fill up with that, but
- 1:15:41Speaker 2: you know, they want the.
- 1:15:42Speaker 1: They want the real deal. Yeah, you know.
- 1:15:44Speaker 2: They want a McNugget. That's what I'm saying. They want
- 1:15:45Speaker 2: more of those. So when I hook them up, they'll
- 1:15:47Speaker 2: be like, I'll give them a couple more nuggets. They're like, oh,
- 1:15:50Speaker 2: you're my girl. And I'm like, I know. I got you.
- 1:15:52Speaker 1: That feels good.
- 1:15:54Speaker 2: It does feel good. It feels good when I see
- 1:15:56Speaker 2: kids that I go places like to a wedding or something,
- 1:16:00Speaker 2: and I see all these kids are at the wedding
- 1:16:02Speaker 2: because I had family friends. I've had all the nieces
- 1:16:05Speaker 2: and nephews. I've had everybody go through school. So they'll
- 1:16:09Speaker 2: be like, I remember when you gave me that other, ah,
- 1:16:11Speaker 2: she was cool. I'm like, that's right.
- 1:16:13Speaker 1: It feels good to just McNugget up a child.
- 1:16:16Speaker 2: Right. Oh, it does. You want some more fries, boy?
- 1:16:19Speaker 2: Here you go.
- 1:16:19Speaker 1: Fucking put a McNugget into a child.
- 1:16:20Speaker 2: They'll be talking about me. They'll be like, ma'am, look
- 1:16:22Speaker 2: at me up with this plate.
- 1:16:24Speaker 1: I got some nephew children. I'll damn McNugget them bastards up. Oh, yeah. God,
- 1:16:28Speaker 1: it feels good. It does. Makes you rest easier.
- 1:16:30Speaker 2: Well, it does. It really does. I know that's why
- 1:16:32Speaker 2: I said some of the kids, you know, they're hungry. Yeah.
- 1:16:34Speaker 2: Or they'll tell me that they haven't ate, you know.
- 1:16:36Speaker 1: And do y'all play any music in there?
- 1:16:39Speaker 2: Uh, Spanish music. Yeah. A lot of, we put, we,
- 1:16:42Speaker 2: in our kitchen, we play some, cause like I said,
- 1:16:44Speaker 2: all my ladies are Spanish.
- 1:16:45Speaker 1: A lot of Latino coworkers.
- 1:16:47Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
- 1:16:48Speaker 1: Employees.
- 1:16:48Speaker 2: Yeah. Amazing what they could do with a broom.
- 1:16:51Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
- 1:16:52Speaker 2: Oh my God. Did they scrub that place with a broom?
- 1:16:54Speaker 1: Really?
- 1:16:55Speaker 2: Oh yeah. They're wonderful cleaners.
- 1:16:57Speaker 1: But, um. Very true. Uh, I have a lot of
- 1:16:59Speaker 1: friends and, um, my grandmother was a house cleaner and
- 1:17:03Speaker 1: my mom was too.
- 1:17:04Speaker 2: Okay.
- 1:17:05Speaker 1: And then, um, a lot of my, uh, Friends, parents,
- 1:17:10Speaker 1: growing up, we're in the house cleaning and stuff. And
- 1:17:13Speaker 1: some of my Latino friends, their parents still clean houses.
- 1:17:16Speaker 2: I tried it for a minute.
- 1:17:17Speaker 1: Did you?
- 1:17:17Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:17:18Speaker 1: Oh, so you tried a different business.
- 1:17:20Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. In the summertime, if I didn't work down
- 1:17:23Speaker 2: at school, I did other jobs.
- 1:17:25Speaker 1: Oh, really?
- 1:17:26Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
- 1:17:28Speaker 1: So what are some of the summer jobs? Nobody ever
- 1:17:29Speaker 1: thinks about that. What do freaking lunch ladies do during
- 1:17:32Speaker 1: the summer? Oh, yeah.
- 1:17:33Speaker 2: Oh, I, I, well, the last, the year before, cause
- 1:17:36Speaker 2: I got surgery last summer. So I was down with
- 1:17:39Speaker 2: my stupid carpal tunnel. My trigger finger stuck like this.
- 1:17:41Speaker 1: And why'd you have to get surgery? Be honest. It's
- 1:17:43Speaker 1: just too much scooping.
- 1:17:44Speaker 2: Oh yeah. They said, um, repetitious movements. So now my back,
- 1:17:49Speaker 2: you know, things cause you do them so long. Sometimes
- 1:17:52Speaker 2: it'd be burned.
- 1:17:52Speaker 1: Like, ah, yeah. How much scoops can one wrist do overall?
- 1:17:58Speaker 2: Man, I don't know. I just keep them rolling. Really?
- 1:18:01Speaker 2: Like I said, some people are like, man, look at her.
- 1:18:04Speaker 2: But I'll be sweating. But I'm getting older now, though,
- 1:18:06Speaker 2: so I may have sweated. That's what I mean.
- 1:18:07Speaker 1: I'm like. You might have tore that.
- 1:18:09Speaker 2: But don't ask me to do nothing with my hands
- 1:18:11Speaker 2: when I get home.
- 1:18:12Speaker 1: Hey, look.
- 1:18:14Speaker 2: Am I bruised or hurt?
- 1:18:16Speaker 1: Hey, look. No wonder your guy went to prison. You
- 1:18:23Speaker 1: got to do what you got to do.
- 1:18:24Speaker 2: Well, that's what I'm saying. I know. I'm sorry. I
- 1:18:28Speaker 2: just got that.
- 1:18:29Speaker 1: I've served all I'm serving, honey. That's it. No more seconds.
- 1:18:33Speaker 1: No more firsts. Right?
- 1:18:38Speaker 2: But no, I just try to go fast because I've
- 1:18:39Speaker 2: watched people and they'll be like, we got 600 kids.
- 1:18:42Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, you got to move, right? You keep growing.
- 1:18:46Speaker 2: But people say it's not fast.
- 1:18:48Speaker 1: What is a kid that comes in that's kind of heartbroken?
- 1:18:50Speaker 1: You ever notice a kid that's having a tough time?
- 1:18:51Speaker 1: Have you ever had like a moment?
- 1:18:52Speaker 2: Oh, I run right over. Oh, gosh, yeah.
- 1:18:54Speaker 1: And what is some of that? Are you ever able
- 1:18:56Speaker 1: to like over time, do you be able to pinpoint
- 1:18:58Speaker 1: some of the commonalities of what some of those moments
- 1:19:00Speaker 1: are like?
- 1:19:00Speaker 2: A lot of it is like another kid don't like them.
- 1:19:03Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
- 1:19:04Speaker 2: They're getting picked on or they want to be friends
- 1:19:07Speaker 2: with this child and they don't want to be friends
- 1:19:09Speaker 2: with them.
- 1:19:09Speaker 1: Oh, isn't that so big to kids?
- 1:19:11Speaker 2: It's very, yeah. And I'm like looking, but then to
- 1:19:14Speaker 2: them it's so big.
- 1:19:15Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:19:16Speaker 2: So I always tell them, you know, if they don't
- 1:19:18Speaker 2: want it, it's okay. You know, don't worry about it.
- 1:19:20Speaker 2: They'll be liking you tomorrow. You know what I mean?
- 1:19:22Speaker 2: This and that. Just try to make them feel better
- 1:19:25Speaker 2: and they get over it. And then you see them
- 1:19:26Speaker 2: talking to their, they'll be best friends tomorrow.
- 1:19:28Speaker 1: Yeah, they just need help getting through that moment.
- 1:19:29Speaker 2: They just need to get through. And it is. And they're, yeah.
- 1:19:32Speaker 2: So whenever we do see one down, I immediately want
- 1:19:35Speaker 2: to go over to that one and see why. Especially
- 1:19:38Speaker 2: since we got a lot of kids that are smiley
- 1:19:40Speaker 2: like me and bubbly when I see them. So if
- 1:19:42Speaker 2: they're not bubbly, just like they do the same thing
- 1:19:45Speaker 2: to me. If I come to work and I'm not
- 1:19:46Speaker 2: feeling it that day, like there's just something wrong, they
- 1:19:49Speaker 2: can feel it.
- 1:19:50Speaker 1: Oh, they'll lift you up?
- 1:19:51Speaker 2: Oh, they come in and they're like, Miss Melissa, you're right.
- 1:19:53Speaker 2: Because they know that I'm not laughing. Don't hear that big,
- 1:19:56Speaker 2: loud laugh everywhere. Then there's something wrong with Melissa that day.
- 1:19:59Speaker 1: That's true.
- 1:20:00Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't hear her laugh too much.
- 1:20:03Speaker 1: Yeah, that's interesting. We're the keys to each other's locks.
- 1:20:06Speaker 1: That's what my buddy always says.
- 1:20:08Speaker 2: He always says that. Oh, yeah, they do. They can
- 1:20:10Speaker 2: pick up on it.
- 1:20:11Speaker 1: What are some of the other summer jobs you've had? God,
- 1:20:13Speaker 1: I can't believe I never knew that, that those beautiful
- 1:20:17Speaker 1: women were wandering off into our town and doing other employment.
- 1:20:22Speaker 2: I was a secretary, which sitting down isn't my strong word.
- 1:20:27Speaker 1: It's not your thing, huh?
- 1:20:28Speaker 2: No, I was like, man, let me clean this place.
- 1:20:30Speaker 2: I don't want to be a secretary. Okay, girl, you
- 1:20:33Speaker 2: got to get up. Yeah, I can't just sit. It's crazy.
- 1:20:37Speaker 2: That's too much for me. I've worked at Dave's grocery store, cashier,
- 1:20:43Speaker 2: and I like that.
- 1:20:44Speaker 1: I was a cashier for a bit.
- 1:20:45Speaker 2: I liked it. All these people coming through and I'm like.
- 1:20:47Speaker 1: What's up? Yeah. It is pretty fun. Cashier was fun.
- 1:20:51Speaker 1: Stocking was fun. I didn't love getting the carts a
- 1:20:53Speaker 1: lot of times.
- 1:20:54Speaker 2: I didn't like to get the carts and putting the
- 1:20:58Speaker 2: stuff back.
- 1:20:58Speaker 1: And sometimes they were wet. And you're like, well, it
- 1:21:00Speaker 1: hadn't even been raining. Why is this cart all wet?
- 1:21:02Speaker 2: Yeah, you wonder what you're touching.
- 1:21:04Speaker 1: Yeah, just people are gross.
- 1:21:05Speaker 2: I'm doing take-backs, and I think they're peeling. They're opening.
- 1:21:08Speaker 2: I'm like, ah.
- 1:21:10Speaker 1: It would be very hectic, a lot of you.
- 1:21:11Speaker 2: You never know what they're doing.
- 1:21:13Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. It just felt insane. It was like a
- 1:21:15Speaker 1: lot of eustachian fluid or something. I don't know. I
- 1:21:17Speaker 1: don't even know. But, yeah, a lot of times it's
- 1:21:19Speaker 1: very confusing.
- 1:21:19Speaker 2: Then I cleaned some houses. And that one was kind
- 1:21:22Speaker 2: of fun. Unless her house was really dirty. Yeah, some
- 1:21:25Speaker 2: people have houses. And these were some richy people. And
- 1:21:28Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah. But one time this old lady made
- 1:21:30Speaker 2: me a sandwich and let me go in her pool.
- 1:21:31Speaker 2: That was really cool.
- 1:21:32Speaker 1: Uh-uh.
- 1:21:33Speaker 2: Yeah. Why?
- 1:21:34Speaker 1: Was it your birthday or something? No.
- 1:21:36Speaker 2: She just must have liked me because we started talking,
- 1:21:38Speaker 2: you know? And sometimes I'll just make a friend. I
- 1:21:41Speaker 2: get invited to a party.
- 1:21:42Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:21:43Speaker 2: Heck yeah.
- 1:21:44Speaker 1: Real easy?
- 1:21:44Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
- 1:21:45Speaker 1: Wow.
- 1:21:46Speaker 2: Yeah, I get around somebody else, and their friend is like, hey,
- 1:21:48Speaker 2: you want to come? I'm like, yeah, all right. You know,
- 1:21:51Speaker 2: I could be sitting at home doing nothing, having nothing,
- 1:21:54Speaker 2: then bam, I'm at a party eating shrimp and drinking
- 1:21:57Speaker 2: a limo. So I'm like, this is insane. Yeah, so
- 1:22:00Speaker 2: you never know what's going to happen. Your day could change.
- 1:22:02Speaker 1: Yeah, your day can change. That's a great point. Yeah, rich, fancy. Yeah,
- 1:22:06Speaker 1: fancy people love shrimp, I feel like.
- 1:22:08Speaker 2: Yeah, they do. And they like me.
- 1:22:10Speaker 1: So I like it. So where's your son at now?
- 1:22:17Speaker 1: Is he?
- 1:22:18Speaker 2: My son, he's a cable man in Massillon. And he
- 1:22:22Speaker 2: told me to tell you because he's a big fan.
- 1:22:24Speaker 2: All them guys watch you.
- 1:22:26Speaker 1: Oh, praise me.
- 1:22:26Speaker 2: Yeah, I told myself, what's up?
- 1:22:27Speaker 1: What's his name?
- 1:22:28Speaker 2: Joe.
- 1:22:29Speaker 1: Joe, that's what's up. Joe Ansel?
- 1:22:31Speaker 2: Joe Rocca.
- 1:22:32Speaker 1: Joe Rocca. Yeah.
- 1:22:34Speaker 2: Wow.
- 1:22:35Speaker 1: It sounds like he should be in prison. It's that name.
- 1:22:37Speaker 2: Joe Rocca.
- 1:22:38Speaker 1: Right. Yeah. And I don't mean that. Don't go to prison, Joe. No.
- 1:22:41Speaker 1: We want you out here. But hey, if you go away, bro.
- 1:22:44Speaker 2: I'll send you commissary.
- 1:22:48Speaker 1: Free Joey.
- 1:22:49Speaker 2: I got your mother. That's a good one.
- 1:22:53Speaker 1: Free Joey, dude.
- 1:22:56Speaker 2: Yeah. And he's married. I got a great teacher. Daughter-in-law.
- 1:23:02Speaker 1: Oh, she's a teacher?
- 1:23:03Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
- 1:23:03Speaker 1: No way.
- 1:23:04Speaker 2: Great teacher after I've been around. Nope. She's in Massillon.
- 1:23:06Speaker 2: I'm in Cleveland. Wow. Yeah. She's from the better part
- 1:23:09Speaker 2: and I'm from the ghetto. So we like share our stories. Yeah.
- 1:23:12Speaker 2: We watch her little kids like, and then you go
- 1:23:15Speaker 2: to mine, you know, and you got it. It's two different, very.
- 1:23:19Speaker 1: Different universes.
- 1:23:19Speaker 2: Different universes. And I've been to both of them. So
- 1:23:22Speaker 2: it's really funny to see.
- 1:23:23Speaker 1: Oh, you have?
- 1:23:24Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. I went to places because I got grandkids.
- 1:23:26Speaker 1: Oh, so you've worked at other schools and they're your own?
- 1:23:29Speaker 2: No, I've subbed, but I've went to other schools with her. Oh,
- 1:23:34Speaker 2: I see.
- 1:23:34Speaker 1: To see what it's like.
- 1:23:35Speaker 2: Yeah, to see what it was like.
- 1:23:36Speaker 1: So lunch ladies will sub at another school?
- 1:23:40Speaker 2: Back in the day they did, but there was a
- 1:23:43Speaker 2: point when I just stopped. Yeah. Because I have a
- 1:23:45Speaker 2: home plate and I didn't have to do it no more.
- 1:23:47Speaker 2: That was for the other people. So they still send
- 1:23:50Speaker 2: subs and stuff around, but I quit subbing.
- 1:23:53Speaker 1: And do you get, at a certain point, do you
- 1:23:56Speaker 1: get a pension? Do lunch ladies get a pension?
- 1:23:59Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
- 1:23:59Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:24:00Speaker 2: Yeah, I get SERS. It's like a retirement plan.
- 1:24:03Speaker 1: Uh-huh.
- 1:24:04Speaker 2: So, S-E-R-S.
- 1:24:06Speaker 1: And how long does that take to build up? I
- 1:24:08Speaker 1: don't know anything about it.
- 1:24:09Speaker 2: Well, like, I've got 31, but my age. So, like,
- 1:24:14Speaker 2: when I'm 57, I'll have 35 years. And I can
- 1:24:17Speaker 2: retire with the full benefits and cheaper insurance and all that.
- 1:24:20Speaker 2: But my age is still there. You know what I mean?
- 1:24:23Speaker 2: I'm not going to be 65, so I couldn't get
- 1:24:26Speaker 2: Medicaid and all that. So there's a little, because I
- 1:24:30Speaker 2: started too early. But hopefully I could, as long as
- 1:24:32Speaker 2: I'm healthy and running, I want to keep running.
- 1:24:34Speaker 1: You can keep working.
- 1:24:35Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. I don't want to sit at home. What
- 1:24:37Speaker 2: am I going to do at home? Eat bomb bombs
- 1:24:38Speaker 2: and get fat?
- 1:24:40Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, you just sit at home.
- 1:24:42Speaker 2: There's nothing to do. No, my brain won't quit talking.
- 1:24:45Speaker 2: It's like, I got to go.
- 1:24:46Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:24:47Speaker 2: It's much better to talk to people than myself all
- 1:24:49Speaker 2: the time. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.
- 1:24:52Speaker 1: Did you ever try to go into your own business
- 1:24:53Speaker 1: at any point or do you like working with a group? No.
- 1:24:57Speaker 2: I like the group. I've never really tried.
- 1:24:58Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. I just didn't know if that was something
- 1:25:01Speaker 1: that different people think about or not or sometimes do.
- 1:25:04Speaker 2: Or don't think about. Well, if I could have thought
- 1:25:05Speaker 2: of something, you know, but I didn't know what else
- 1:25:08Speaker 2: I would be good at.
- 1:25:08Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:25:12Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sure I could have probably did something else,
- 1:25:14Speaker 2: but yeah, I mean, I'm smart and I liked other jobs,
- 1:25:17Speaker 2: but you know, this is where I've been.
- 1:25:19Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:25:19Speaker 2: I think it makes me more happy too, to be
- 1:25:21Speaker 2: around so many people.
- 1:25:23Speaker 1: That's what I was thinking. Cause doing your own thing
- 1:25:25Speaker 1: can definitely be the other side of the tracks. You know,
- 1:25:27Speaker 1: you just really, you can isolate a lot.
- 1:25:30Speaker 2: Right, right, right.
- 1:25:30Speaker 1: Um, any parents ever confront the lunch staff about anything?
- 1:25:34Speaker 1: Does that ever happen?
- 1:25:35Speaker 2: Oh yeah. Um, a couple of times through the years.
- 1:25:38Speaker 2: I don't think a lot of principals stuff wouldn't like
- 1:25:41Speaker 2: let them, you know, but I've had fathers or something
- 1:25:45Speaker 2: ask me something, you know.
- 1:25:46Speaker 1: Like angry about a soup or angry about a porridge
- 1:25:48Speaker 1: or something?
- 1:25:49Speaker 2: My kid said that he didn't like that and something,
- 1:25:54Speaker 2: you know, and it's like.
- 1:25:55Speaker 1: Y'all serving bad lamb or something.
- 1:25:57Speaker 2: You know, and I'm like. But not too many with me.
- 1:26:00Speaker 2: I mean, I even talk to a lot of the
- 1:26:02Speaker 2: parents because I've seen the kids so long.
- 1:26:03Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:26:04Speaker 2: So I try to be friendly with all of them,
- 1:26:06Speaker 2: explain if they ask me something. But I don't try
- 1:26:09Speaker 2: to get into too much riffraff because, you know, I
- 1:26:11Speaker 2: live in the neighborhood.
- 1:26:12Speaker 1: Right. So you want to keep things PC. That's right.
- 1:26:14Speaker 2: You want to be seeing me up at the grocery
- 1:26:16Speaker 2: store with some parents like, yeah, there she is.
- 1:26:20Speaker 1: Gosh, you're kind of like the Don Corleone.
- 1:26:22Speaker 2: Right. I didn't even know.
- 1:26:26Speaker 1: I noticed in nature, a lot of animals will kind
- 1:26:28Speaker 1: of like fatten up for winter or whatever. Does that
- 1:26:31Speaker 1: happen with children too, do you think?
- 1:26:33Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so. I do. I think that they
- 1:26:35Speaker 2: eat and they get more in them for it. In
- 1:26:38Speaker 2: the summertime, they're Like wanting to run around so much
- 1:26:40Speaker 2: out there, I see that they eat less. And I
- 1:26:43Speaker 2: see their lunch, the garbage is heavier.
- 1:26:45Speaker 1: Oh, really?
- 1:26:46Speaker 2: In the summer than it is in the winter. I
- 1:26:48Speaker 2: made a comment once and I'm like, wow, I noticed that. Huh. Yeah,
- 1:26:52Speaker 2: because they want to run outside, I think.
- 1:26:54Speaker 1: So you're thinking in the summer they're throwing more stuff away.
- 1:26:56Speaker 2: Whereas in the winter they're eating it. Yeah, because they
- 1:26:57Speaker 2: want to, yeah, I do. Because they're sitting there and
- 1:27:00Speaker 2: there's nothing else to do. They're not going outside. But
- 1:27:03Speaker 2: when they're raring to go and it's beautiful out, Like you,
- 1:27:07Speaker 2: you'd be like, oh, forget it. I don't want to
- 1:27:09Speaker 2: finish this, you know?
- 1:27:10Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:27:11Speaker 2: I mean, not me. I'm going to eat it real
- 1:27:12Speaker 2: fast and then go. But, you know.
- 1:27:13Speaker 1: That's a good point. Some kids are like, oh, it's
- 1:27:14Speaker 1: too much fun out there. Right.
- 1:27:16Speaker 2: That's what I mean.
- 1:27:16Speaker 1: When you can feel your body want to go play
- 1:27:17Speaker 1: like hide and go seek or something. Oh, yeah. Oh,
- 1:27:20Speaker 1: it's the worst for a kid. Right. It's like, God,
- 1:27:22Speaker 1: I don't want to be eating right now. I could
- 1:27:23Speaker 1: be having fun.
- 1:27:24Speaker 2: Yeah, you know it.
- 1:27:26Speaker 1: What are the kids? Do they interact when they're at
- 1:27:28Speaker 1: the table together and stuff? Like, what do kids do?
- 1:27:30Speaker 1: Or they just kind of eat their lunch?
- 1:27:31Speaker 2: No, they they talk. Yeah, they interact with each other
- 1:27:39Speaker 2: and stuff through the whole lunch period and stuff like that.
- 1:27:42Speaker 2: I can't really. I'm like dumb for a minute.
- 1:27:49Speaker 1: I've been dumb for so long here. Take a minute.
- 1:27:52Speaker 1: All right. Yeah. Do you ever see like milk come
- 1:27:55Speaker 1: out of a kid's nose? People always say that.
- 1:27:58Speaker 2: Oh, I saw that a couple of times. Oh, yeah.
- 1:28:01Speaker 2: And the other day, it was just funny. Just the
- 1:28:03Speaker 2: other day. They're coming through the lunch line and they
- 1:28:05Speaker 2: were playing outside too hard and the little boy just
- 1:28:08Speaker 2: thrown up right in my legs. Oh, yeah. And I'm like, okay,
- 1:28:11Speaker 2: I'm going to look up. And everybody's like, Melissa, I
- 1:28:13Speaker 2: can't look. And I'm like, well, come on, guys. Let's
- 1:28:14Speaker 2: hurry up. Let's do this. Get them out of here.
- 1:28:16Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:28:17Speaker 2: And I'm telling the little ones, quit looking. They're like.
- 1:28:19Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
- 1:28:21Speaker 2: But, yeah, when stuff starts coming out of their nose
- 1:28:22Speaker 2: because they're laughing or, yeah, they probably think of other
- 1:28:26Speaker 2: things that they're going to do, you know. And you
- 1:28:28Speaker 2: got to tell them, don't take that food because it's
- 1:28:30Speaker 2: going to get warm and then you'll get sick. Yeah.
- 1:28:32Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, kids, I think they're just so energetic at
- 1:28:37Speaker 1: the time. They'll vomit for no reason a lot of times.
- 1:28:40Speaker 1: like somebody just pats him on the back. I know.
- 1:28:42Speaker 2: That's what I was saying.
- 1:28:43Speaker 1: I said, yeah, the same one.
- 1:28:48Speaker 2: He better quit playing. I would like to him to
- 1:28:51Speaker 2: eat first before it goes.
- 1:28:54Speaker 1: And then let's put a diaper. Um, Are kids allowed
- 1:28:58Speaker 1: to bring phones in school these days? Yes. No way. Yeah.
- 1:29:02Speaker 2: They're supposed to not use this and that.
- 1:29:06Speaker 1: So some of them have phones out during the day?
- 1:29:08Speaker 2: I see kids with phones.
- 1:29:10Speaker 1: No way. I cannot even imagine that. Yeah.
- 1:29:14Speaker 2: I never had a phone back then. Yeah.
- 1:29:17Speaker 1: Right. That was such a better vibe, I feel like. Yeah.
- 1:29:19Speaker 2: Me too. I think there's too much on the phones. Yeah. What?
- 1:29:24Speaker 1: Would you change about the lunches that we serve to kids? Anything?
- 1:29:27Speaker 1: Or do you feel pretty good about them?
- 1:29:29Speaker 2: Right now, I'm feeling a little bit better about them,
- 1:29:31Speaker 2: like I said, this year. Because he's bringing out more
- 1:29:34Speaker 2: different things that I think the kids would like. We
- 1:29:37Speaker 2: do a General Tso's and rice.
- 1:29:40Speaker 1: They'll do a General Tso's chicken?
- 1:29:41Speaker 2: Yeah. It's good. I love it. I'd be messing it
- 1:29:45Speaker 2: up on General Tso's day. Yeah? Yeah. There are certain
- 1:29:48Speaker 2: days that I get excited, you know? Because I'm like, oh,
- 1:29:50Speaker 2: I'm going to eat that. No, no, no.
- 1:29:52Speaker 1: So... And will y'all save a little bit of the
- 1:29:54Speaker 1: better side of things for yourselves?
- 1:29:56Speaker 2: I mean, I might have a little bit more sauce
- 1:29:58Speaker 2: on mine. Hey, you know, I made it.
- 1:30:04Speaker 1: I think that's fair.
- 1:30:05Speaker 2: So, yeah, I think that we, I do really believe
- 1:30:08Speaker 2: that this year, I think is like one of the
- 1:30:10Speaker 2: best with it's coming with lunches and stuff for the
- 1:30:13Speaker 2: variety of different things that we have. So he's, he's
- 1:30:15Speaker 2: moving up. Like I said, I'm, I'm interested to see
- 1:30:18Speaker 2: more of what he does. The new guy that's the
- 1:30:21Speaker 2: new food guy. Yeah.
- 1:30:22Speaker 1: Because he's the order? He's the boss?
- 1:30:24Speaker 2: He's the boss of, like, changing all that. And I've
- 1:30:28Speaker 2: worked for about four different ones so far. Each one
- 1:30:31Speaker 2: brings something different to the table. But right now, I'm
- 1:30:33Speaker 2: liking what he's bringing. You know what I mean?
- 1:30:35Speaker 1: What was one of the craziest things you guys ever
- 1:30:37Speaker 1: served over the years?
- 1:30:42Speaker 2: The hot dog that used to be in the beans,
- 1:30:44Speaker 2: and it would turn colors. And I had parents and
- 1:30:47Speaker 2: aunts and people old to this day still ask me
- 1:30:50Speaker 2: about those green hot dogs with beans.
- 1:30:51Speaker 1: Really?
- 1:30:52Speaker 2: Yeah, but hot dogs. But it did, it would like
- 1:30:54Speaker 2: turn some color because it was stuck.
- 1:30:56Speaker 1: In the beans.
- 1:30:57Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:30:57Speaker 1: Well, that's nature.
- 1:30:59Speaker 2: I know. That's what I said. I was like, it's
- 1:31:01Speaker 2: probably preservatives or something in it. I don't know.
- 1:31:04Speaker 1: Oh, some of that's just natural preservatives.
- 1:31:06Speaker 2: But yeah, I mean, we had this egg roll that
- 1:31:09Speaker 2: was rolled. Yeah, there's been a couple items that I
- 1:31:11Speaker 2: would have been like, no. And I eat everything. I'm
- 1:31:15Speaker 2: like Mikey. And there's nothing I wouldn't eat.
- 1:31:19Speaker 1: They had an egg roll too for a while?
- 1:31:21Speaker 2: Yeah. The kids didn't really care for that egg roll.
- 1:31:24Speaker 1: So bizarre.
- 1:31:25Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:31:25Speaker 1: I remember the bread they used to have. So the
- 1:31:27Speaker 1: bread was always made in one big pan, right? It
- 1:31:30Speaker 1: was like a whole pan full of rolls. And ours
- 1:31:32Speaker 1: always had this dust on them. And people would be like,
- 1:31:35Speaker 1: that's flour. And I'd be like. It doesn't seem like flour.
- 1:31:37Speaker 1: It just seems like dust.
- 1:31:38Speaker 2: Oh, that's true.
- 1:31:39Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:31:39Speaker 2: So, so we were wrapping our rolls and some of
- 1:31:42Speaker 2: them will come like that, you know, with a whole
- 1:31:44Speaker 2: bunch of, and I said to him, what is it?
- 1:31:46Speaker 2: I'm like, just flour. That's a lot of flour on there.
- 1:31:49Speaker 2: And the kids will see it. And I'm like, they're
- 1:31:51Speaker 2: not going to believe it's flour. I said, it looks gross.
- 1:31:55Speaker 2: I don't want to stir that one. It's just flour.
- 1:31:58Speaker 2: We didn't believe. That's exactly, that's terrible.
- 1:32:00Speaker 1: I was just kind of like, I'm trying to think
- 1:32:02Speaker 1: of the ones. Oh, we had a couple of these
- 1:32:04Speaker 1: different ones. That one, can you look up dusty school
- 1:32:10Speaker 1: lunch rolls? Is that what he's looking up? Dusty school
- 1:32:14Speaker 1: lunch rolls?
- 1:32:15Speaker 2: Dusty school lunch rolls.
- 1:32:17Speaker 1: Lunch rolls. Yeah, maybe soft red rolls.
- 1:32:20Speaker 2: But, you know, I've had the kids tell me, let's
- 1:32:23Speaker 2: look what's on this. And I'm like, it's flour because
- 1:32:26Speaker 2: that's what they tell.
- 1:32:27Speaker 1: Me to do.
- 1:32:29Speaker 2: It's flour. I mean, it is flour.
- 1:32:30Speaker 1: It doesn't seem like flour. It seems like science dust
- 1:32:33Speaker 1: or something. Yeah.
- 1:32:34Speaker 2: Maybe yeasty dust. I don't know.
- 1:32:36Speaker 1: Yeah, it could be some powder or something. Sometimes I
- 1:32:38Speaker 1: thought it would be like a powdered butter or something.
- 1:32:41Speaker 2: Right.
- 1:32:42Speaker 1: But I could never figure it out. And they were never,
- 1:32:45Speaker 1: they never got the rolls really that good. I didn't
- 1:32:47Speaker 1: feel like.
- 1:32:48Speaker 2: Yeah. We get different rolls like and bread. We order
- 1:32:53Speaker 2: from different departments at different times. We had Swables once.
- 1:32:56Speaker 1: We had this. So.
- 1:32:58Speaker 2: The bread's not too bad, but you always find some
- 1:33:00Speaker 2: that comes in, like you just said, with a whole
- 1:33:03Speaker 2: pile of dust. I'd be like, what is it? A
- 1:33:06Speaker 2: hamburger bun. It's covered.
- 1:33:08Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what it was too.
- 1:33:09Speaker 2: I would be like, look, all this white.
- 1:33:11Speaker 1: It was the hamburger buns a lot of times.
- 1:33:13Speaker 2: I think when they make them, they must just throw
- 1:33:14Speaker 2: that flour at them after they pack them. It was crazy.
- 1:33:17Speaker 2: But it does look funny because people don't want to
- 1:33:19Speaker 2: eat that because, you know. Yeah. And kids do make
- 1:33:21Speaker 2: those comments. They notice anything on the food. Anything. If
- 1:33:24Speaker 2: it looks... just a little strange or something, they're going
- 1:33:27Speaker 2: to make a comment on it, you know? So, but
- 1:33:29Speaker 2: I hate to be like one of those, you know,
- 1:33:31Speaker 2: just flower.
- 1:33:32Speaker 1: Cause everybody's like, it's not, I know, but I'm like,
- 1:33:35Speaker 1: I don't know. Is it, do you guys ever serve
- 1:33:39Speaker 1: sloppy Joe's ever?
- 1:33:41Speaker 2: We did. We haven't this year or whatever, but there
- 1:33:44Speaker 2: was years we did. Some of the kids liked it. Um,
- 1:33:48Speaker 2: we had a teacher there years ago and he did
- 1:33:51Speaker 2: a little skit with me on this sloppy Joe's.
- 1:33:54Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, about Adam Sandler?
- 1:33:55Speaker 2: Yeah, and I wore the white. When I first started,
- 1:33:59Speaker 2: they gave me that white dress and all that, and
- 1:34:02Speaker 2: you had to look funny.
- 1:34:03Speaker 1: Oh, you had to dress a certain way?
- 1:34:05Speaker 2: Yeah, but thank goodness that didn't last long for me.
- 1:34:07Speaker 1: Pull up that outfit, brother.
- 1:34:08Speaker 2: We switch, yeah, go on with that white dress. And
- 1:34:12Speaker 2: I'm young now, and I'm like, what do I look
- 1:34:14Speaker 2: like with these loafers?
- 1:34:15Speaker 1: Oh, you had to wear the white shoes? Yeah.
- 1:34:20Speaker 2: Yes.
- 1:34:20Speaker 1: I remember those.
- 1:34:21Speaker 2: And I sort of laughed.
- 1:34:22Speaker 1: They were like K-Swisses or something sneakers.
- 1:34:24Speaker 2: Exactly. Right there.
- 1:34:25Speaker 1: Oh, it's nice.
- 1:34:27Speaker 2: That's what they gave me. One of those white, white.
- 1:34:29Speaker 1: Wow.
- 1:34:30Speaker 2: And so we did a little skit or whatever. It's
- 1:34:34Speaker 2: around there somewhere on YouTube, somewhere. Who knows where it's at?
- 1:34:37Speaker 2: But I put a mole on and all that.
- 1:34:40Speaker 1: Oh, and we did a lunch like do Sloppy Joes? Yeah.
- 1:34:44Speaker 2: So it was fun.
- 1:34:45Speaker 1: But they never serve them anymore, huh?
- 1:34:47Speaker 2: No, they haven't served sloppy toast for a long time,
- 1:34:48Speaker 2: and the kids seemed to like it.
- 1:34:50Speaker 1: Yeah, and it was the only place you could get
- 1:34:51Speaker 1: it at was school.
- 1:34:52Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
- 1:34:53Speaker 1: And it was such a bizarre thing. You were like,
- 1:34:55Speaker 1: I don't even know what it is.
- 1:34:56Speaker 2: It's like a— It's magic meat. Like, you know, it's
- 1:34:59Speaker 2: what it really is.
- 1:35:00Speaker 1: It's like it's not a hamburger.
- 1:35:03Speaker 2: Are you sure? We name them different things, but we
- 1:35:07Speaker 2: just change a little.
- 1:35:10Speaker 1: Well, you could always kind of tell. Is there stuff
- 1:35:12Speaker 1: that if there's leftovers from the first day, then you'll
- 1:35:13Speaker 1: use it in different recipes throughout the week? Yeah, huh?
- 1:35:16Speaker 2: Because you don't want to waste stuff.
- 1:35:18Speaker 1: No.
- 1:35:18Speaker 2: All hot food's got to be thrown. Oh, really?
- 1:35:20Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:35:20Speaker 2: This is why, like, if you're the manager, you have
- 1:35:23Speaker 2: to know not to overcook too much because they don't
- 1:35:26Speaker 2: want to throw in there. Right? But they like pasta
- 1:35:32Speaker 2: and meatballs.
- 1:35:33Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:35:34Speaker 2: Oh, those meatballs, boy.
- 1:35:36Speaker 1: They're hard to deal with?
- 1:35:37Speaker 2: Yeah, for my hands. They seem to want to just throw.
- 1:35:41Speaker 2: Then I start singing to the kids and I drop
- 1:35:42Speaker 2: my poor meatball and hit me rolling.
- 1:35:45Speaker 1: Oh, from that song, remember? Yeah. What was it? That
- 1:35:48Speaker 1: was a book, wasn't it?
- 1:35:48Speaker 2: It was a song for Meatball.
- 1:35:49Speaker 1: I dropped my poor Meatball.
- 1:35:50Speaker 2: What was that? When somebody sneezed and rolled off the table,
- 1:35:53Speaker 2: not to the floor, then my Morton Meatball was out
- 1:35:55Speaker 2: the door.
- 1:35:57Speaker 1: I remember that.
- 1:35:59Speaker 2: We like to tease them and joke.
- 1:36:00Speaker 1: On top of spaghetti, that was it.
- 1:36:01Speaker 2: Yeah, there it is.
- 1:36:02Speaker 1: Spaghetti.
- 1:36:03Speaker 2: Spaghetti.
- 1:36:04Speaker 1: This coconut cake.
- 1:36:07Speaker 2: And they love the mac and cheese.
- 1:36:08Speaker 1: Never mind. They love the mac and cheese?
- 1:36:10Speaker 2: Yeah. They love the mac and cheese.
- 1:36:12Speaker 1: Yeah. God, who doesn't though? Right.
- 1:36:15Speaker 2: I was just going to say who don't like cheese,
- 1:36:16Speaker 2: you know? Anything you got to put cheese on is good.
- 1:36:19Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, that's really the thing that everybody loves. How
- 1:36:22Speaker 1: big is your school these days? You're at the side
- 1:36:25Speaker 1: school now.
- 1:36:26Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm at the side school, but we're doing 600.
- 1:36:29Speaker 2: But when we go back to this new one that
- 1:36:31Speaker 2: they're building down the road for me, it's going to
- 1:36:33Speaker 2: be huge. And then they're going to take and knock
- 1:36:37Speaker 2: down the school down the road and put two schools
- 1:36:40Speaker 2: to one. So I should have over 1,000 by then.
- 1:36:42Speaker 1: Wow.
- 1:36:43Speaker 2: But hopefully I get more help, you know. Yeah, huh?
- 1:36:46Speaker 2: The short staff ain't what you want to hear all
- 1:36:47Speaker 2: the time.
- 1:36:48Speaker 1: That's true. And you've already had carpal tunnel. You've already,
- 1:36:50Speaker 1: you know.
- 1:36:51Speaker 2: That's what I said. I'll just keep going. Yeah.
- 1:36:53Speaker 1: I'll figure it out. You're like the Aaron Rodgers of
- 1:36:54Speaker 1: the Lunch Lady industry.
- 1:36:55Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, right? That's good. I like it.
- 1:36:59Speaker 1: You really are. Right. But we need you back out there.
- 1:37:02Speaker 1: What happened during the time off with the surgery?
- 1:37:04Speaker 2: Well, I did the summer. I didn't take off because
- 1:37:07Speaker 2: I don't like to really miss work. So I didn't
- 1:37:10Speaker 2: take off. I just went and had the surgery right
- 1:37:12Speaker 2: after– We got out of school, but then it wasn't
- 1:37:17Speaker 2: really healing as good. I think I messed it up
- 1:37:19Speaker 2: a little bit as I went back earlier, you know.
- 1:37:21Speaker 1: Did you?
- 1:37:22Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's our, you know, it's hard not to
- 1:37:25Speaker 2: use your hands. I mean, it's hard. I mean, if
- 1:37:29Speaker 2: I try, if you put a hand, it's too hard.
- 1:37:31Speaker 2: So this one, I just got a shot.
- 1:37:33Speaker 1: Roosters do it or like chickens kind of do it. Right.
- 1:37:37Speaker 2: Yeah, if I could be like a chicken.
- 1:37:38Speaker 1: I don't want to say they're dumb. I don't know
- 1:37:40Speaker 1: a lot of them.
- 1:37:40Speaker 2: Some of them are.
- 1:37:41Speaker 1: I mean, what are they just doing? I don't want
- 1:37:46Speaker 1: them to hear me say it.
- 1:37:47Speaker 2: I know, right? We see chickens all the time. And
- 1:37:53Speaker 2: I watch them cross the street and then come back. Yeah,
- 1:37:56Speaker 2: people got chickens everywhere.
- 1:37:57Speaker 1: Really, by you? Yeah. Huh, wonder why.
- 1:38:01Speaker 2: I don't know, for the eggs, I think. Probably sell
- 1:38:03Speaker 2: the eggs. Maybe they're going to get a golden egg.
- 1:38:06Speaker 1: Yeah, my sister has some chickens in her home, I think.
- 1:38:11Speaker 1: Or she did anyway. Some of them might have gotten out.
- 1:38:14Speaker 1: What else? Anything in the news? Let me think. It
- 1:38:16Speaker 1: was something I was going to ask you about.
- 1:38:19Speaker 2: I'm still looking for floating gay witches.
- 1:38:22Speaker 1: Yeah, were you looking at gay?
- 1:38:25Speaker 2: Floating gay witches.
- 1:38:25Speaker 1: You know what? Yes. Anything on that sinking gay um witchcraft.
- 1:38:30Speaker 2: I found not the gay part but the witch part
- 1:38:33Speaker 2: you're spot on.
- 1:38:34Speaker 1: About he said not the gay part bring it up
- 1:38:36Speaker 1: the ordeal usually involved the tying of a sus of
- 1:38:40Speaker 1: a suspect's wrist to their ankles and then throwing the
- 1:38:42Speaker 1: individual into a body of water with ropes attached wow
- 1:38:45Speaker 1: Contrary to popular belief, if the suspect sank, they were
- 1:38:48Speaker 1: presumed innocent and hauled up. It was not common for
- 1:38:52Speaker 1: them to perish unless they did so accidentally. Should they float, however,
- 1:38:56Speaker 1: this was taken as confirmation of their alliance with the devil.
- 1:39:00Speaker 1: So you had to sink. So if you didn't know
- 1:39:02Speaker 1: how to sink, the premise of this ordeal was that
- 1:39:04Speaker 1: it provoked direct intervention from God in determining the guilt
- 1:39:08Speaker 1: or innocence of the accused, and the result was therefore
- 1:39:10Speaker 1: seen as a revelation of God's judgment.
- 1:39:13Speaker 2: And you had to put something in your... Make sure
- 1:39:15Speaker 2: you're sinking.
- 1:39:16Speaker 1: You better eat a heavy lunch.
- 1:39:17Speaker 2: You know, something. Well, I'm not a swim, so I'm sinking.
- 1:39:22Speaker 1: You better eat a heavy lunch.
- 1:39:23Speaker 2: Right.
- 1:39:24Speaker 1: Anything else we need to know about the trade, about
- 1:39:26Speaker 1: the lunch trade, about the industry, anything? You said there
- 1:39:30Speaker 1: was men infiltrating the business. Is that it?
- 1:39:33Speaker 2: There's a couple men, yeah, that's working in the kitchens now.
- 1:39:37Speaker 1: And is that new? Is that?
- 1:39:39Speaker 2: I think they've been there for a minute. I've only
- 1:39:42Speaker 2: worked with like one person.
- 1:39:45Speaker 1: And are these bisexual men or is it all types
- 1:39:47Speaker 1: of men, you think?
- 1:39:48Speaker 2: All types. Yep. Yeah, all types.
- 1:39:51Speaker 1: Everybody loves lunch, baby.
- 1:39:53Speaker 2: Oh, they do.
- 1:39:54Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it. I love it. I don't care
- 1:39:56Speaker 1: if I loved men or women. I would still make
- 1:39:58Speaker 1: lunch for myself and others.
- 1:39:59Speaker 2: Well, yeah, me too. I don't care who it is.
- 1:40:01Speaker 1: Yeah, same here. You got to eat.
- 1:40:06Speaker 2: Everybody's got to eat. That's what I tell them. You
- 1:40:08Speaker 2: got to eat.
- 1:40:10Speaker 1: That's how I feel.
- 1:40:12Speaker 2: I don't care what you look like.
- 1:40:13Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just trying to think of anything else we
- 1:40:15Speaker 1: want to learn about the industry. We've learned that the
- 1:40:18Speaker 1: kids come in. We've learned that sometimes you have to
- 1:40:20Speaker 1: step over and give them a hug if they're having
- 1:40:22Speaker 1: a tough time. We learned sometimes they bring cats and
- 1:40:25Speaker 1: snakes through just because that's what's going on. The food plan.
- 1:40:31Speaker 1: What about, I know, didn't they have Michelle Obama had
- 1:40:33Speaker 1: a program a few years back?
- 1:40:35Speaker 2: Yeah, we got quite a few things dropped off and stuff.
- 1:40:38Speaker 2: And she gave a lot of stuff out to parents.
- 1:40:41Speaker 1: It was called Get Right. What was that program called?
- 1:40:44Speaker 1: The Healthy Hunger Free Kids Act changed nutrition standards for
- 1:40:48Speaker 1: the National School Lunch Program by requiring that schools serve
- 1:40:51Speaker 1: more fruits, vegetables, whole grains, and fat-free and or low-fat
- 1:40:55Speaker 1: milk more frequently and less starchy vegetables or foods high
- 1:40:59Speaker 1: in sodium and trans fats. Um, did that take effect?
- 1:41:04Speaker 1: Did you actually see that happen in the school system?
- 1:41:07Speaker 1: Cause a lot of things that politicians and, you know.
- 1:41:10Speaker 2: Yes, that she, they really did that. And they came
- 1:41:13Speaker 2: out and gave boxes of the whole entire, like, uh,
- 1:41:18Speaker 2: meals to parents and stuff and told him how to
- 1:41:22Speaker 2: do it with the spices, everything.
- 1:41:24Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
- 1:41:25Speaker 2: And also they give them, um, a bag of fruit
- 1:41:28Speaker 2: each week to take home. Um, um, They have a
- 1:41:32Speaker 2: lot of free fruit and vegetable program. And then once
- 1:41:36Speaker 2: a month we have a free like produce and everything outside.
- 1:41:41Speaker 2: So parents, everybody comes and gets it. Oh, wow.
- 1:41:45Speaker 1: So there's a lot of stuff from y'all's school that's
- 1:41:47Speaker 1: available for the community. A lot. That you guys don't
- 1:41:49Speaker 1: use at school.
- 1:41:50Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:41:51Speaker 1: Nothing to do with you.
- 1:41:52Speaker 2: Exactly.
- 1:41:52Speaker 1: Wow.
- 1:41:53Speaker 2: Yeah. It's amazing.
- 1:41:54Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:41:55Speaker 2: Like I said, there's always trucks dropping off the, They
- 1:41:57Speaker 2: put stuff in the kids' book bags for them to
- 1:42:00Speaker 2: take them for a meal for the weekend. So, yeah.
- 1:42:04Speaker 1: Your mom ever come over to the school and get
- 1:42:05Speaker 1: a meal from you?
- 1:42:09Speaker 2: Well, I had a stepmom.
- 1:42:11Speaker 1: Oh, you did? Oh, she passed away?
- 1:42:13Speaker 2: Yeah, but I didn't like her food anyway.
- 1:42:16Speaker 1: You didn't?
- 1:42:16Speaker 2: No. Or her much, but it's cool. We'll talk about that.
- 1:42:20Speaker 1: Hey, look, it's tough. Stepmoms are hard to read.
- 1:42:24Speaker 2: I have my real mom, but. She's never came to school.
- 1:42:27Speaker 1: She hasn't.
- 1:42:28Speaker 2: No.
- 1:42:29Speaker 1: Oh, she should come get a meal. She's still alive. Yeah.
- 1:42:32Speaker 1: Oh yeah. And where does she live in Illinois?
- 1:42:35Speaker 2: No wrong corner for me.
- 1:42:36Speaker 1: Oh, she does. You guys just aren't super close.
- 1:42:39Speaker 2: Um, we see each other.
- 1:42:40Speaker 1: She just doesn't come to the school. Yeah.
- 1:42:42Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
- 1:42:44Speaker 1: I'm trying to think, don't they have parents day or
- 1:42:45Speaker 1: something at the school where parents come?
- 1:42:48Speaker 2: Parents.
- 1:42:48Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:42:49Speaker 2: They come in, they see stuff, but miss my principal
- 1:42:51Speaker 2: and stuff feeds them. Like it, they don't eat like
- 1:42:54Speaker 2: our school's food. So I have other food brought in
- 1:42:57Speaker 2: for them and they'll eat.
- 1:42:58Speaker 1: Can a kid have an older brother or a family
- 1:43:01Speaker 1: member come and have lunch with them at school one
- 1:43:03Speaker 1: day or no? Oh, yeah.
- 1:43:05Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Sure.
- 1:43:06Speaker 1: That happens a lot.
- 1:43:08Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
- 1:43:08Speaker 1: Oh, that's cool. Yeah, that's fun.
- 1:43:11Speaker 2: We got a lot of– yeah, and you got a
- 1:43:12Speaker 2: lot of siblings. You'll have like five related in the.
- 1:43:15Speaker 1: In the school system.
- 1:43:16Speaker 2: In the school, yeah.
- 1:43:17Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:43:18Speaker 2: So there's nothing for that.
- 1:43:20Speaker 1: Do you guys ever do like pep rallies and stuff
- 1:43:22Speaker 1: like that ever? What's that energy like?
- 1:43:23Speaker 2: Yeah, they– Well, they'll just start, yeah, because they can
- 1:43:27Speaker 2: have high energy, you know, because we get rowdy. And
- 1:43:30Speaker 2: then when I hear them, I get rowdy. So then
- 1:43:33Speaker 2: I go running through the thing, you know, and make
- 1:43:37Speaker 2: them clap. And then the teacher's like, there's Melissa again,
- 1:43:39Speaker 2: you know. So most of them kind of know that
- 1:43:42Speaker 2: I'm going to do it. Oh, yeah. You know, or
- 1:43:45Speaker 2: like when they have dance, they're like, here she comes, watch.
- 1:43:48Speaker 2: Because you get antsy, you know. I'm like, I'm hearing it.
- 1:43:50Speaker 2: How am I supposed to just stand here and work
- 1:43:51Speaker 2: when I got to go over there, you know.
- 1:43:53Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:43:54Speaker 2: So.
- 1:43:54Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:43:56Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:43:56Speaker 1: I'm trying to think. Do you still feel like you're
- 1:43:58Speaker 1: in school a little bit? Is there. Yeah. Yeah.
- 1:44:01Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm like 15. I still feel like like I've
- 1:44:03Speaker 2: never got out of school. Yeah. Yeah.
- 1:44:06Speaker 1: That's pretty cool.
- 1:44:07Speaker 2: It is kind of. Yeah. It's like. And then it's
- 1:44:10Speaker 2: funny because I talk to people and I'm like, yeah,
- 1:44:11Speaker 2: I got to go to school. But really, I'm going
- 1:44:13Speaker 2: to work. But they probably are thinking, man, she's the
- 1:44:15Speaker 2: longest in school. Yeah. I never seen somebody in school
- 1:44:18Speaker 2: so long. Yeah. Because I never say work.
- 1:44:22Speaker 1: I just say I'm going to school. You're like, God,
- 1:44:23Speaker 1: you think that she'd graduate?
- 1:44:25Speaker 2: They're probably thinking, dang, she's still in school.
- 1:44:28Speaker 1: Do you think some kids probably mostly eat at school
- 1:44:30Speaker 1: and don't eat at home in your area?
- 1:44:32Speaker 2: Yes. Really? A lot of them. Yeah, we have children
- 1:44:35Speaker 2: you wouldn't know that are homeless and from everywhere, and
- 1:44:39Speaker 2: they go to school.
- 1:44:40Speaker 1: No way.
- 1:44:41Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
- 1:44:42Speaker 1: Is there homeless in your area? Yes. Oh, wow.
- 1:44:44Speaker 2: A lot.
- 1:44:46Speaker 1: Wow. Mm-hmm. That's crazy, huh?
- 1:44:50Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely. Yeah, it's got different over the neighborhood too,
- 1:44:53Speaker 2: you know.
- 1:44:54Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:44:54Speaker 2: Lower and lower, yeah.
- 1:44:56Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you're seeing a lot of homeless. With
- 1:44:57Speaker 1: homelessness on the rise, the Supreme Court weighs ban on
- 1:44:59Speaker 1: sleeping outdoors.
- 1:45:01Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
- 1:45:02Speaker 1: What is that going to do? I love how they
- 1:45:05Speaker 1: rephrase it to being sleeping outdoors. Pull this up a
- 1:45:09Speaker 1: little bit more. The Supreme Court wrestled with major questions
- 1:45:12Speaker 1: about the growing issue of homelessness. What? So... The case
- 1:45:35Speaker 1: started in the rural Oregon town of Grants Pass, which
- 1:45:37Speaker 1: began fining people $ 295. Now they can't even pay for it.
- 1:45:41Speaker 2: They're homeless. They don't even have nowhere to go.
- 1:45:43Speaker 1: For sleeping outside as the cost of housing escalated and
- 1:45:46Speaker 1: tents sprung up in the city's public parks. That's unbelievable. Because, yeah,
- 1:45:50Speaker 1: you're like, where are people supposed to go?
- 1:45:53Speaker 2: Well, they make a lot of spots over there, like
- 1:45:55Speaker 2: Tent City and stuff.
- 1:45:57Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
- 1:45:57Speaker 2: So there's places that you see a lot of homeless.
- 1:46:00Speaker 1: But I wonder if they would also have to, is
- 1:46:02Speaker 1: that considered sleeping outside?
- 1:46:03Speaker 2: I don't know. I couldn't see how, how are you
- 1:46:05Speaker 2: going to give them a fine?
- 1:46:07Speaker 1: If you have a tent, I feel like you're, because
- 1:46:09Speaker 1: if people don't have a place to go and they
- 1:46:11Speaker 1: make a tent.
- 1:46:12Speaker 2: Right.
- 1:46:12Speaker 1: Then they're trying to, they're.
- 1:46:14Speaker 2: Trying to make a home. Yeah. Right. Somebody's making a house, right?
- 1:46:18Speaker 1: Well, yeah. And some rent is so expensive. Like, what
- 1:46:20Speaker 1: do you expect someone to do?
- 1:46:21Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
- 1:46:22Speaker 1: You know, especially if people get caught up on, you know,
- 1:46:26Speaker 1: People get caught up in drugs pretty easily.
- 1:46:27Speaker 2: Well, there's a lot of that going now, yeah.
- 1:46:29Speaker 1: Well, especially when we advertise drugs on television in this
- 1:46:32Speaker 1: country like it's a new toy.
- 1:46:36Speaker 2: Right, right, right.
- 1:46:37Speaker 1: You know, every single one. So you can't be shocked
- 1:46:39Speaker 1: when people end up on drugs. Right. And then now
- 1:46:42Speaker 1: they're stuck outside. And, yeah, we don't have a place
- 1:46:45Speaker 1: for them. Gosh, that's unbelievable. Yeah, imagine getting a ticket.
- 1:46:50Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely. I'd be laughing at him. Like, what do
- 1:46:53Speaker 2: you want me to do with this? I use it
- 1:46:54Speaker 2: for wipe, you know, because I don't even have a home.
- 1:46:59Speaker 2: I don't even have a job. Where are you going
- 1:47:01Speaker 2: to get $ 2.
- 1:47:01Speaker 1: 95 from me? I'd be like, hey, give me a
- 1:47:04Speaker 1: whole roll of tickets.
- 1:47:05Speaker 2: Right, could you give me some more tickets, right?
- 1:47:07Speaker 1: Hey, give me the soft ones too.
- 1:47:09Speaker 2: I mean, what are they going to do? Put me
- 1:47:10Speaker 2: in jail for a minute, then I'll have a home
- 1:47:12Speaker 2: and I can go to the bathroom and get a meal.
- 1:47:14Speaker 2: I mean, if that's going to be.
- 1:47:16Speaker 1: Gosh.
- 1:47:17Speaker 2: Right?
- 1:47:18Speaker 1: How rude.
- 1:47:18Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:47:19Speaker 1: Unbelievable. Or they'll probably make them start. They'll make schools
- 1:47:22Speaker 1: start feeding the people. Maybe. Did you ever try a,
- 1:47:25Speaker 1: like a homeless feeding program at your school? Yes. Really? Yes.
- 1:47:29Speaker 2: And as a matter of fact, in 2020, when all
- 1:47:32Speaker 2: of them was at home, I was out there with
- 1:47:34Speaker 2: N95 mask and we made, my custodian made me this
- 1:47:37Speaker 2: drive through the door. Cause it was close off.
- 1:47:39Speaker 1: Your custodian made it for you?
- 1:47:40Speaker 2: Yeah. It was really cool when I come in.
- 1:47:42Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:47:42Speaker 2: And so I could just was like, but anybody come
- 1:47:46Speaker 2: at the door and we would give them food. So
- 1:47:49Speaker 2: I gave a lot of food away around those couple months, yeah.
- 1:47:51Speaker 1: Students and homeless people?
- 1:47:53Speaker 2: Students, homeless people.
- 1:47:54Speaker 1: Wow.
- 1:47:55Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:47:56Speaker 1: Anybody.
- 1:47:56Speaker 2: Anybody and everybody. Dang. Yeah. You saw some crazy stuff.
- 1:48:00Speaker 1: Did you?
- 1:48:01Speaker 2: Oh, I mean, you know. But, hey, at least it
- 1:48:04Speaker 2: was free food. You wasn't hungry because there was lots
- 1:48:07Speaker 2: of places to get free food from.
- 1:48:09Speaker 1: Yeah, people got to eat.
- 1:48:10Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:48:10Speaker 1: You know? I feel like if I put my glasses on,
- 1:48:13Speaker 1: we look a little bit the same. You're a lot cuter, though.
- 1:48:19Speaker 1: A little bit. I'm half Polish.
- 1:48:20Speaker 2: Are you?
- 1:48:20Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah?
- 1:48:22Speaker 2: Yeah. Holub. Yeah.
- 1:48:23Speaker 1: Holub? Holub. Holub.
- 1:48:25Speaker 2: Holub.
- 1:48:26Speaker 1: We them boys. I know, right? What are some things
- 1:48:32Speaker 1: you've ever heard kids say that have been funny? Anything
- 1:48:34Speaker 1: funny that comes out of your head over the years?
- 1:48:36Speaker 1: Anything interesting or like? Because you're right there on the eavesdropping.
- 1:48:40Speaker 2: I know. It's just like it's so hard to think
- 1:48:42Speaker 2: of things at the time. I mean, I eavesdrop all
- 1:48:45Speaker 2: the time. Don't get me wrong.
- 1:48:47Speaker 1: Amen.
- 1:48:47Speaker 2: Because I hear stuff I'm not supposed to hear. I
- 1:48:50Speaker 2: just try not to even, you know.
- 1:48:52Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:48:52Speaker 2: I'm thinking they did what and they're only what.
- 1:48:55Speaker 1: Oh, kids making out or whatever.
- 1:48:58Speaker 2: Different things that they talk through the line. And I'm like, oh, man,
- 1:49:01Speaker 2: I don't even want to hear all that now.
- 1:49:03Speaker 1: They fast.
- 1:49:03Speaker 2: So I try to act like I'm not listening.
- 1:49:06Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
- 1:49:06Speaker 2: But like- Some will talk sometimes like long time ago,
- 1:49:11Speaker 2: maybe about their parents or you get a little bit
- 1:49:14Speaker 2: more scoop than you should know.
- 1:49:15Speaker 1: Things going on.
- 1:49:16Speaker 2: And things going on.
- 1:49:17Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:49:18Speaker 2: You probably shouldn't know.
- 1:49:19Speaker 1: Yeah. People smoking this or that. Yeah.
- 1:49:21Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, their clothes smell like when they come in.
- 1:49:24Speaker 3: So you kind of knew their mom and dad did.
- 1:49:30Speaker 1: Anything on those sunken gays, man?
- 1:49:32Speaker 2: Bring it.
- 1:49:32Speaker 1: You got an image on it at least?
- 1:49:35Speaker 2: Absolutely nothing.
- 1:49:36Speaker 1: Just show me the first image. It comes up if
- 1:49:40Speaker 1: you do it sunken gays or witchcraft. There we go.
- 1:49:45Speaker 2: There we go. Oh, my gosh.
- 1:49:46Speaker 1: Hey, look.
- 1:49:48Speaker 2: Oh, boy.
- 1:49:48Speaker 1: And just go to Google, too, and let me see
- 1:49:50Speaker 1: what they have for it if you put it in there. Okay,
- 1:49:53Speaker 1: sinking gay men and put backslash witchcraft. I'm serious, man.
- 1:50:02Speaker 1: This was a big thing when I was growing up.
- 1:50:04Speaker 1: And go to images, see what we get. Right there. What?
- 1:50:10Speaker 1: Bring that picture up. Oh, so we get a picture
- 1:50:13Speaker 1: of the Navy. Yeah, see, this is, well, I.
- 1:50:15Speaker 2: Don't think that's what.
- 1:50:18Speaker 1: Right? I don't think that's what we're talking about. Melissa Ansel,
- 1:50:20Speaker 1: I want to thank you so much for your service, literally,
- 1:50:24Speaker 1: for being a smile that people can see when they
- 1:50:26Speaker 1: cross through the middle of their day. You know, you're
- 1:50:28Speaker 1: kind of like the meridian in the ocean, you know,
- 1:50:30Speaker 1: where like the time zone kind of changes when you
- 1:50:33Speaker 1: cross it. And I think that that's special. I know
- 1:50:35Speaker 1: that that's important for a lot of kids. just to
- 1:50:38Speaker 1: have somebody in the middle of the day to offer
- 1:50:40Speaker 1: them a big smile. You know, that goes a long way,
- 1:50:42Speaker 1: I think, just in the universe. And, yeah, thank you
- 1:50:45Speaker 1: for coming and spending time with us and helping us
- 1:50:47Speaker 1: reminisce a little bit about what it was like to
- 1:50:50Speaker 1: go to lunch and have a lovely lady stand there
- 1:50:53Speaker 1: and help us out, help us get through it.
- 1:50:54Speaker 2: Thank you so much. Thank you.
- 1:50:56Speaker 1: Yeah. And thank you so much for coming.
- 1:50:58Speaker 2: Thank you for having me.
- 1:51:07Speaker 1: Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this
- 1:51:14Speaker 1: piece of mind I found. I can feel it in
- 1:51:18Speaker 1: my bones.