Latest / The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of / Victoria Real Housewives of SLC for November 25th, 2024
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- 0:04Speaker 1: Well here she is live and direct from the city
- 0:07with the big shoulders, the Windy City, uh the the
- 0:10uh Chicago second City. It's uh Victoria with her real
- 0:16Housewives of Salt Lake update. We missed you last week, right,
- 0:20and so.
- 0:21Speaker 2: Yeah, I had a week. I'm like, uh so, thank
- 0:23you Katie, thank you the Lords for helping and accommodating.
- 0:27Because number one, I'm glad you're still here. I'm always
- 0:29had every morning already got I'm like, oh good, there's
- 0:32still everything else is a mess.
- 0:34Speaker 3: It is day to day though.
- 0:35Speaker 2: You're right, oh no, you guys make that joke and
- 0:38it scares me. Everything.
- 0:41Speaker 3: Well we're here now, yes, all right, all right, what
- 0:45do we got?
- 0:46Speaker 2: And so we're the housewives and like sometimes it helps
- 0:49me process stuff. Sometimes they're just like, oh my god,
- 0:51you women are the worst. So it's a mix this week.
- 0:55So this last week's episode, and we are gonna listen,
- 0:57we are gonna get a new episode this week for
- 0:59those of us that I want to take a break
- 1:00from family activities. It looks like we'll have a new
- 1:02episode on Wednesday. So last week's episode is episode ten.
- 1:07It's called Kiss Kiss Bangs Bangs. That explanation is to come.
- 1:12It's somewhat clever. I'll give them a little credit, but
- 1:15I realized too, I'm like, is this any better than
- 1:17the naming of my drinking games? I don't know, but
- 1:21make sure you follow along on my Instagram at Judge
- 1:25mpass because I posted some pictures that I will explain.
- 1:29Be sure you had that ready to go. So as
- 1:31per usual, the producers are continuing to torture me and
- 1:34I don't know who's enjoying this, but they have again
- 1:36another very overproduced segment as are cold open with weird
- 1:41a weird like hi, I don't know, just be like
- 1:45a elevated I don't know any voice, and the music
- 1:49to sound very hoity toity because Mary is hosting a
- 1:54breakfast at Tiffany's theme party and they call it breakfast
- 1:57at Mary's. It's just it's so much mentioned last week
- 2:00they had this again very overproduced moment where they were
- 2:03playing volleyball that they had this want to be like
- 2:07top gun music and like planes flying over the sounds
- 2:11like this is this is too much stop. I just
- 2:13can't and I want our traditional start. I want to
- 2:16hear the theme music. I want to hear the taglines,
- 2:19and are these producers of this franchise just they want
- 2:23to be different? So whatever? And Kates, any of you
- 2:26were wondering, are the Housewives dumb? Yes they are? I was, yes,
- 2:32So this week's antics and oh my god. Really So,
- 2:37first of all, Heather and Lisa meet at a place
- 2:40called Kemo Sabe in Park City, which I looked at up.
- 2:43It's actually a chain at the shop where they sell
- 2:46uh apparel that kind of is Western themed and then
- 2:51they also have to speak easy. So it looked interesting,
- 2:54and it's in mountain like resort places. It's it looks
- 2:57very expensive. So Heather thought that it was going to
- 3:00be a sushi bar. She walks in, She's like, I
- 3:02thought Kimo Sabi was a sushi bar. She thought Chemo
- 3:05sounded Japanese, Oh my god. And she thought Sabe sounded
- 3:10like with sabi.
- 3:11Speaker 3: Yeah, dumb boy, dumb dumb.
- 3:14Speaker 2: And then it gets worse because then Angie thinks that
- 3:18Abraham Lincoln had versat she played for his wedding. She
- 3:25she wants to die on this hill. They're talking about
- 3:27it and there and she says, google it and anyway,
- 3:30that's a quote to come But anyway, so no, they're
- 3:32they just can't with these women. So the not not
- 3:35fun stuff is uh. Bronwn gets lectured by her husband Todd.
- 3:39So she's debriefing the the trip that they just had
- 3:43him Palm Springs and they're talking about it, and he,
- 3:47with his arms crossed and staring her down, says that
- 3:51she ruined a perfectly nice afternoon and that her behavior
- 3:54was unbecoming. It's very, very very patronizing. She's upset in
- 3:59the moment, and she's upset and confessional. And this is
- 4:02the second time we've seen Bronmin's husband really really talk
- 4:06down to her, and so I don't like it to
- 4:11got to go yeah, and which.
- 4:17Speaker 3: We're voting him off the island.
- 4:20Speaker 2: Yes, And it made me think of it? Did I
- 4:23mentioned last time? And I mentioned I couldn't think if
- 4:25we've seen this before in Housewives Land, and we have.
- 4:27We did actually see in the Real Housewives at Beverly
- 4:29Hills with Erica Jane and Tom Girardi, we had moments
- 4:33like this where he was talking down to her. They're
- 4:35not married anymore because of his fraud his fraudulent behavior,
- 4:39but I don't know if that's going to happen here,
- 4:40but we'll see anyway. All right, So here's the main
- 4:42event of the episode is Mary throwing her breakfast at
- 4:45Tiffany's party. So the theme is breakfast Tiffany's and then
- 4:49Audrey Hepburn. And so I'm going to guess that based
- 4:52on everyone showed up, that the invitations that are dressed
- 4:55up inspired by the theme of Audrey Hepburn. And she
- 4:59has everything in Tiffany Blue. She has she has these
- 5:02guys that welcome the women when they arrived at the house,
- 5:04and they're wearing Tiffany Blue cumber buns. And then she's
- 5:07got this these plates and she's got Tiffany gifts. Anyway,
- 5:11and then Mary did invite Brittany because she wanted Brittany
- 5:15to know that she isn't poor. That's the thing that
- 5:17they had a competation they had. But we did learn
- 5:20that Jared Osman slid into Mary's d.
- 5:23Speaker 3: M Oh my god, slide into Mary's DM. I'll tell
- 5:31you that.
- 5:32Speaker 2: This is how we talk about it. And so she
- 5:34showed they showed the screenshots and it's gross. He says,
- 5:38I'm so happy to have met a sister in God.
- 5:40I just love the way I feel what I'm talking
- 5:42to you. And so anyway, she said she's not gonna
- 5:47tell Brittany, but obviously Brittany will see this and then
- 5:48she'll find out. So and then as as we get
- 5:52with the Housewives event, we get lots of bickering and fighting.
- 5:55Here are the main issues. In case you care. Heather
- 5:57picks a fight with Bronwyn. She still feels left out
- 5:59for the Palm Spring strip. Britney feels left out and
- 6:02she should feel left out because she's not in the cast.
- 6:06But see has these moments where she and it's interesting
- 6:09to see because I've mentioned this before that you know,
- 6:11they get all these women to film together and then
- 6:13it's not till later they know really who's going to
- 6:15be officially in the cast. And so what this shows
- 6:19is that Brittany did not show up well on cameras,
- 6:21she did not show up well with vibes, and so
- 6:22she's not a cast member. And here we see and
- 6:25then the event does end with Mary's story or Meredith's
- 6:28serving out of Mary's house, because Meredith and Angie are
- 6:31yelling at each other and Mary's trying to stemmer it
- 6:34down and she says, if you're not going to listen
- 6:36to me get out of my house, and she needs
- 6:37it generally, and Meredith takes that to mean, oh, you
- 6:40want me to leave until she leaves anyway. So let's
- 6:42get to our quotes of the week. The first one is,
- 6:45I thought it was really tricky coming with these Audrey
- 6:48Hepburn bangs and then Meredith won up me with whatever
- 6:51octopush she put on her head. They are there, it's
- 6:53a choice quote on my Instagram.
- 6:56Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's awful.
- 6:57Speaker 2: Go ahead's awful.
- 6:58Speaker 3: Hair, it's I don't Is she the one in yellow? There?
- 7:01Speaker 2: No, no, the next sly slide.
- 7:07Speaker 3: It does look like an octopus on her head. She
- 7:09looks terrible.
- 7:11Speaker 2: So those of us that don't know Genia and I
- 7:13know about this. If you want bangs, you can either
- 7:16cut bangs or you can buy a little clip in
- 7:19that you can clip in your hair so it looks
- 7:21like you have bangs. And so that's what Audrey or
- 7:25that's Audrey, doesn't bron Win, And so bron Win's the
- 7:28one in yellow, and I think hers works, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 7:33And Meredith is like, and I don't know if it's
- 7:35because of maybe the shape of her face, maybe the
- 7:37shape of the clip in but these are atrocious, and
- 7:40she does end up in confessional being the joke of
- 7:43the event.
- 7:44Speaker 1: Oh well that that bartender looks like he's going to
- 7:46shoot her.
- 7:49Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, do I should have taken more pictures
- 7:51because there's actually a few shots of him just looking
- 7:53at these women like what is happening? And then, of
- 7:56course another quote is my worst nightmare was showing up
- 7:58looking like Meredith. And then this is Heather about Angie.
- 8:04She says, Abe, Lincoln and Versace lived one hundred years apart.
- 8:07This is something we do not need to google. Agree
- 8:10with us. And then did Mary send you a different
- 8:14invitation because Brittany doesn't show up dressed in the theme? Again,
- 8:18this is why Brittany is not part of the cast.
- 8:20You're doing three guys and you drink and you claim
- 8:23to be some total Mormon. Uh, that's because Brittany is
- 8:27mad at Angie for bringing a bottle of wine to
- 8:29her linger longer after her church.
- 8:32Speaker 3: She is, she doing three guys.
- 8:33Speaker 2: That's what that's that's what production showed us. So they
- 8:36cut to a clip where she is and I'm dating
- 8:38this guy, and I'm dating this kind of dating.
- 8:39Speaker 1: This guy's letting somebody slip it into her d m yes.
- 8:44Speaker 2: Yes, oh you're so good using the lingo bill. And
- 8:50then and then thank you lord, she took those bangs
- 8:53with hers. So that's when Meredith leaves and allso's so
- 8:57funny because you know, the housewives have these events they
- 9:00dress up and they always turn into fighting and it's
- 9:02so comical when they're dressed up in either costumes or
- 9:05Meredith with these bangs and she's upset and she's crying,
- 9:08and I'm just like, how can anyone take you seriously
- 9:10when you look like that?
- 9:13Speaker 1: All right, well, okay, we gotta we gotta wrap it up.
- 9:17Speaker 2: Okay, here's gohacking game. Money can't buy you class. So
- 9:20you're gonna take a drink every time someone says bangs,
- 9:23and then you're gonna drink so much you may get
- 9:25inspired to put something on your head that you can
- 9:27wear as bangs while you're drinking and watching the show.
- 9:30Speaker 1: All right, Uh, Victoria, Real Housewives of Salt Lake update,
- 9:34Thank you. You can follow her judge mpath on Twitter
- 9:38and all of that stuff.
- 9:39Speaker 2: All right, thank you, yes, hat do, thank giving, thank you?
- 9:43All right,