Latest / Seattle Mariners News Today | 2 Min News | The Daily News Now!
Mariners Fans Sail Into Absurdity | Seattle Mariners News
After the Mariners’ record-breaking 22-0 loss to the Brewers, fans turned to Reddit’s r/Mariners to escape the pain — by pretending they were sailors. Posts featured fishing lore, maritime history, and even Matt Damon quotes from “The Odyssey,” all while joking about World Series dreams and job offers from the Strait of Hormuz. It’s a hilarious, absurd coping mechanism born from crushing disappointment — proving that when baseball sinks, sometimes you’ve got to sail away. Listen in comfort:Get a discount on a Soli Pillow: http://solipillow.com/discount/dnn. Advertise on…
The skinny
The skinny isn't ready yet — notes appear once the transcript is processed.