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Nate Jackson_s Super Funny Comedy Jam Episode 2 · Mic Drop Comedy

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: What's up, world?
• 0:01
  Speaker 2: It's your boy Nate Jackson, the host of the Super
• 0:03
  Speaker 2: Funny Comedy Jam, filmed live in Tacoma, Washington. Let me
• 0:08
  Speaker 2: introduce you to the comics on this episode. There they go. Hey,
• 0:12
  Speaker 2: what's up, man? My name is Trix, representing Toronto, Canada,
• 0:14
  Speaker 2: by way of Las Vegas. What up?
• 0:18
  Speaker 3: What's up, everybody? I'm Brent Lowry from Portland, Oregon.
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: What up, though? I'm T-Bird from Detroit.
• 0:29
  Speaker 2: What up, y'all?
• 0:30
  Speaker 4: I'm Steve Brown from Tuscaloosa, Alabama!
• 0:35
  Speaker 2: That is.
• 0:40
  Speaker 3: Nate Jackson, whoa, whoa Nate Jackson, super funny, coming to jam.
• 0:45
  Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa, whoa Super funny, coming to jam Nate Jackson, super.
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: Funny, coming to jam Whoa, whoa, whoa.
• 0:57
  Speaker 2: What up, y'all? What up, what up, what up, what up,
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: what up? Okay, we in here. I see you. Y'all
• 1:04
  Speaker 2: sound different. Black people like, yeah! White people like, woo!
• 1:08
  Speaker 2: I'm out for sale. Calm your ass down. Let's have
• 1:12
  Speaker 2: us some fun. Y'all look good. Y'all got on your
• 1:14
  Speaker 2: good clothes. Is that a No Limit record shirt? When
• 1:17
  Speaker 2: you get a new No Limit shirt in 2026? It's
• 1:21
  Speaker 2: not new? He's like, boy, I've been waiting to wear this. Oh!
• 1:30
  Speaker 2: 2026 with a brand new No Limit shirt is crazy.
• 1:33
  Speaker 2: He got an unopened Teddy Ruxpin at the house. Listen, man,
• 1:39
  Speaker 2: this shit is electric, man. I appreciate y'all for pulling up, man.
• 1:42
  Speaker 2: Make some noise, audience. Y'all look so good. Outstanding. Outstanding.
• 1:49
  Speaker 2: I see another big man. How you doing, brother? This
• 1:51
  Speaker 2: is Big Men Unite right here. This is an intervention,
• 1:55
  Speaker 2: we need to change our lives. Being fat is cool
• 1:59
  Speaker 2: until you go to bed. I'm telling you, being fat
• 2:02
  Speaker 2: is fun. If you've ever been fat and skinny, you
• 2:05
  Speaker 2: know being fat was the better part. If you muscular,
• 2:09
  Speaker 2: that's the worst. You in shape, everybody call you to move.
• 2:13
  Speaker 2: You fat, don't nobody call you for shit. Unless you
• 2:17
  Speaker 2: got a truck and they be like, stay in the truck,
• 2:19
  Speaker 2: don't even get out. That fat ass be done dropped
• 2:22
  Speaker 2: the whole couch on us and killed everybody on the stairwell.
• 2:26
  Speaker 2: Talking about, it slipped. Being fat is the shit. You'll
• 2:32
  Speaker 2: never really be hungry. Like, you could eat, but you'll
• 2:34
  Speaker 2: never really be hungry. And anybody else going to eat
• 2:37
  Speaker 2: going to ask if you want some. They be like, you, you, you, you, you.
• 2:43
  Speaker 2: I mean, I could eat. No matter what you just ate.
• 2:49
  Speaker 2: You had Thanksgiving, your cousin like, you want to go
• 2:51
  Speaker 2: get something else to eat? I mean, I could eat.
• 3:02
  Speaker 2: I had to lose weight. I was sleeping terrible. You
• 3:18
  Speaker 2: know how bad you gotta sleep that your in and
• 3:20
  Speaker 2: your out is louder than the bitch? Ain't no quiet time.
• 3:31
  Speaker 2: And that's a good sleep. Don't touch me. You be like, huh?
• 3:54
  Speaker 3: Oh shit.
• 3:56
  Speaker 2: Women ain't shit, they ain't gonna help you. Women will
• 4:08
  Speaker 2: leave during your snore. They will literally wait till you
• 4:11
  Speaker 2: make noise and tiptoe out your house. You will wake
• 4:13
  Speaker 2: up alone and tucked in. Bitches don't give a fuck.
• 4:16
  Speaker 2: You're like... She like.
• 4:49
  Speaker 2: That's how they do it. Wake up tucked in. I
• 4:56
  Speaker 2: done went to bed in a relationship and woke up single.
• 4:58
  Speaker 2: It's not a thing. With a letter on a pillow.
• 5:01
  Speaker 2: Ain't no motherfucking way. Signed, this bitch. I'm not doing this.
• 5:06
  Speaker 2: We in it now. We about to start this episode up.
• 5:07
  Speaker 2: Y'all ready for the first comedian? Huh. Interesting. I don't
• 5:15
  Speaker 2: hear the back of the room at all. Y'all make
• 5:18
  Speaker 2: some noise for the first comedian to grace this stage.
• 5:21
  Speaker 2: Y'all make some noise for Trix! What's going on, people? Yeah,
• 5:33
  Speaker 2: we're here to have a good time and laugh, because
• 5:35
  Speaker 2: the world fucked up. All that IU shit. On behalf
• 5:41
  Speaker 2: of the black people in here, it's good to sit
• 5:43
  Speaker 2: this one out, though. I'm not gonna lie to you.
• 5:46
  Speaker 2: It's good to sit on the bench, amen? Yeah. We've
• 5:49
  Speaker 2: been playing for so long. It's time to get a rest.
• 5:53
  Speaker 2: Let the Latinos get in there and get some layups in. Shit,
• 5:58
  Speaker 2: get your ass in there, Raul, and get you some racism.
• 6:02
  Speaker 2: I don't care. I watch from my balcony. I don't
• 6:04
  Speaker 2: give a shit. Run, Julio, run! Hurry up. Sometimes I
• 6:14
  Speaker 2: take real ice, throw it at Julio.
• 6:16
  Speaker 6: Run!
• 6:16
  Speaker 2: Who cares? Some of you sitting there, that's really inappropriate.
• 6:24
  Speaker 2: I don't care. I don't. There's worse shit going on
• 6:28
  Speaker 2: in the world. Where we are as a country, they
• 6:31
  Speaker 2: throwing dildos and vibrators at WNBA players. I'm not even
• 6:36
  Speaker 2: trying to make you laugh, that's real. They are chucking
• 6:39
  Speaker 2: dick at lesbians at a basketball game. And some of
• 6:44
  Speaker 2: you ladies are like, that's not fair, these women are athletes,
• 6:46
  Speaker 2: it's not funny. I think it's goddamn hilarious. But these
• 6:50
  Speaker 2: lesbians gotta go to work and dodge the one thing
• 6:52
  Speaker 2: they hate for four quarters, bro. Don't get mad at me.
• 6:58
  Speaker 2: How did that start? Somebody went to a basketball game
• 7:01
  Speaker 2: with a dick, and it wasn't a woman, because ain't
• 7:04
  Speaker 2: no woman gonna throw away a good dildo just for fun.
• 7:07
  Speaker 2: So that was clearly a man. How the hell he
• 7:12
  Speaker 2: get past security without questions? What's that in your pocket? Oh, wow.
• 7:18
  Speaker 2: You know what? Just go. Just go. And how mad
• 7:22
  Speaker 2: are you when you sit at a basketball game, contemplating
• 7:25
  Speaker 2: throwing a dick at Brittany Grinder?
• 7:26
  Speaker 5: Why?
• 7:28
  Speaker 2: I swear to God, if these bitches don't start dunking,
• 7:30
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna throw this shit. See, one more goddamn layup.
• 7:34
  Speaker 2: Don't talk to me. Let me go, man. I'm gonna
• 7:36
  Speaker 2: throw this shit. I want them to bring it to
• 7:39
  Speaker 2: the NBA. Yeah, yeah, some of you guys aren't thinking funny, though.
• 7:44
  Speaker 2: It's not gonna warm your heart to see LeBron James
• 7:47
  Speaker 2: on a breakaway dunk. And as he's about to take off,
• 7:50
  Speaker 2: a dick come out of nowhere. That two points up.
• 7:54
  Speaker 2: You're not gonna watch the highlights? You lying. Just to
• 7:58
  Speaker 2: hear the commentators, what the hell was that, Ernie? I
• 8:02
  Speaker 2: don't know, but LeBron's out for two weeks. He's flopping
• 8:04
  Speaker 2: for some reason. Can we slow it down? I think
• 8:07
  Speaker 2: that was a dick that hit him. You're not going
• 8:09
  Speaker 2: to watch First Take and listen to Stephen A. Smith
• 8:11
  Speaker 2: yell in the morning, they're throwing penises at the players.
• 8:17
  Speaker 2: This is outrageous. This is where we are as a country, man.
• 8:23
  Speaker 2: Somebody is at a sex shop right now Standing in
• 8:27
  Speaker 2: front of a wall of dicks, shopping for next season.
• 8:36
  Speaker 2: Can I help you? Not exactly. I'm just looking for
• 8:41
  Speaker 2: a cock. Is it to spice up your marriage?
• 8:46
  Speaker 1: No.
• 8:47
  Speaker 2: I just want to see which one of these dicks
• 8:49
  Speaker 2: can knock over Kate and Clark if I throw it
• 8:51
  Speaker 2: hard enough. That's where we are. I know. It's messed up.
• 8:57
  Speaker 2: But you know what? You got to stop worrying about
• 8:58
  Speaker 2: the shit you can't control. Learn to laugh. Learn to laugh, bro.
• 9:06
  Speaker 2: We got to laugh. I've never seen adults do some
• 9:08
  Speaker 2: dumb shit at the airport. Some of y'all need to
• 9:11
  Speaker 2: learn how to just live your life properly. How do
• 9:14
  Speaker 2: you fuck up taking shit out your pocket and putting
• 9:16
  Speaker 2: it in a tray?
• 9:17
  Speaker 6: How?
• 9:18
  Speaker 2: Just pretend you're getting robbed and you get your shit back.
• 9:21
  Speaker 2: There's some dumbass people in here. How you gonna fold
• 9:24
  Speaker 2: your clothes at the TSA? They don't care if it's wrinkled, Susan.
• 9:28
  Speaker 2: Hurry up. You're flying spirit. Your dignity left you a
• 9:30
  Speaker 2: long time ago. Some of you standing on the moving,
• 9:35
  Speaker 2: first of all, the moving walkway is to get people
• 9:37
  Speaker 2: faster to their gates. It ain't for you to stand
• 9:40
  Speaker 2: on there and use it as your emotional support treadmill.
• 9:43
  Speaker 2: The fuck wrong with you? Get off the goddamn, trying
• 9:46
  Speaker 2: to go around this motherfucker, trying to go, excuse me, hi.
• 9:49
  Speaker 2: She's just reminiscing about her childhood and shit. Get off
• 9:52
  Speaker 2: the shit. Some of you ain't laughing because it's you.
• 9:59
  Speaker 2: There's always a dude who's never ready too. Always in
• 10:02
  Speaker 2: front of you. Why? They're yelling out the instructions for
• 10:04
  Speaker 2: 15 minutes. Take your laptops out! Liquids separate! That don't
• 10:10
  Speaker 2: sound hard at all. But he still get to the front.
• 10:13
  Speaker 2: Do I take my laptop out or do I leave
• 10:17
  Speaker 2: it in the back? Like, I don't know, Richard. It's
• 10:20
  Speaker 2: been an open book test this entire time. Don't blame me.
• 10:25
  Speaker 2: My mama made me an asshole. I'm sorry. My mama
• 10:28
  Speaker 2: from Ghana, West Africa. I don't know if any Africans
• 10:30
  Speaker 2: are here. Look at you, just all shy. Come on,
• 10:34
  Speaker 2: show yourself. Don't let them intimidate you. All the Africans
• 10:38
  Speaker 2: always shy. I don't want to say nothing. Immigration is here.
• 10:43
  Speaker 2: You see the ice coming and grabbing people. Let me
• 10:45
  Speaker 2: just stay quiet here. I don't want to go back.
• 10:49
  Speaker 2: I will stay here and to come out. My mom
• 10:53
  Speaker 2: is a professional. Let me tell you something, man. I
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: don't mean it disrespectfully. My mama is an asshole, but
• 10:58
  Speaker 2: she's the most feared member in our family. And if
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: you were a mother in here, you've earned the right
• 11:02
  Speaker 2: to be an asshole in your family. You have. You have.
• 11:07
  Speaker 2: My father afraid of my mama. Used to come home
• 11:10
  Speaker 2: from school and my friends were vacuuming the house. You
• 11:12
  Speaker 2: know how crazy that is? Mom, why the hell Josh
• 11:16
  Speaker 2: vacuum in the house? Because when I asked why he
• 11:18
  Speaker 2: came here, he said it's because he has nothing to do.
• 11:28
  Speaker 2: Look at all the mothers. I'm gonna do that to
• 11:29
  Speaker 2: my child tomorrow. I didn't know you could do that.
• 11:32
  Speaker 2: My father, the real African one, he's the one that
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: think he Mufasa, because you know, Africans are educated, but
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: they always got to speak in Proverbs. Just talk. Every
• 11:40
  Speaker 2: time I talk to my dad, dad, what's up? Ify, baby,
• 11:42
  Speaker 2: poos on your leg. Do not use a knife to
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: clean it. What the hell is wrong with you, man?
• 11:49
  Speaker 2: I used to play basketball. We lost the championship game, bro.
• 11:54
  Speaker 2: And my school's right beside my house. The whole school,
• 11:57
  Speaker 2: you know, everybody came to my house because we were sad.
• 11:59
  Speaker 2: And who decided to come for the room full of
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: dejected teenagers? My father. Aha, so you lost. All of you.
• 12:12
  Speaker 2: At the same time, 15 people combining forces to lose.
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: You see, when a monkey is climbing a tree, why
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: is the zebra standing by himself? Look at all the
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: weed smokers sitting there. I don't know why y'all laughing.
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: That's real shit. The monkey was climbing to new heights
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: and y'all were standing around like the zebra. That's why
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: you lost, nigga. Live your life, man. It's 2026 and
• 12:49
  Speaker 2: learn to laugh again, people. I'll see you again. Name
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: is Trix. Goodnight, everybody. Trix! Hell yeah, that was funny.
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: I don't know who the fuck said that. All this
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: shit funny. Super funny, bitch.
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: Read the script. Why is the zebra?
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: Why did he scream on Zebra? Nigga, I'm not gonna
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: be able to sleep tonight.
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: Why is the zebra?
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: When I listen to comedy, when them little inflections happen,
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: that's what stick with me. I'll be washing my hands like, why.
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: Is the zebra? Ha, ha, ha, ha.
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: Your daddy talk like that for real, Trix?
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: Why is the zebra?
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say that next time I'm finna bust.
• 13:55
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna be like, oh, why is the zebra?
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: One more time for Trix, y'all. Keep that same energy.
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: Let's roll it right on into the next comedian. Pick
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up,
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: pick it up. Next comedian hails from Portland, Oregon. Y'all
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: give it up for Britt Lowry.
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: Is the Pacific Northwest in the house? Hell yeah. For
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: the last eight years, I've been living in Portland, Oregon. Yeah,
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: I like to describe it as a city full of
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: mostly white people fighting for racial diversity, which is weird.
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: That's a weird way to do that. I don't know
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: if you saw this, but last year, Ice Cube was
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: performing in Portland, and somebody tried to set his tour
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: bus on fire because they thought it was an ICE headquarters.
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: I swear to God. That's Portland, just a city full
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: of people who hate the police but don't know the
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: guy who wrote Fuck the Police. That's crazy. You can't
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: be an ally if you're the reason we don't get
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: any more Friday movies. That's your fault. Portland is the
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: only city where someone could be like, guys, I just
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: shot a billionaire CEO in the medical industry. And everyone
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: else is like, that was Dr.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: Dre.
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: It's a weird place. My roommates, they all fit the stereotype.
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: They're all on the far left. I love them, but
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: they're easy to piss off. I just come home eating Chick-fil-A,
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: wearing all Nike, like, hey, has anybody seen my Amazon package?
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: All of them, they're all like, you're part of the problem.
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, there it is. 10,000 plastic straws, perfect.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: That's my weekly subscription.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: It's confusing.
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: You know, I don't have strong opinions on sports, politics.
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: I was just in Vegas. I flew in, cab driver
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: picked me up. First thing he said, he goes, where
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: are you from? I said, Oregon. He said, who's your team?
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: I said, what are you talking about? He said, it's
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: football season. Who's your football team? And I was just
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: honest with him. I said, I don't really pay attention
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: to that stuff. And he was so disappointed. He didn't
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: even look at me for like five minutes. I felt
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: like his gay son. I was like, I don't even
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: know this guy. Why am I uncomfortable? But after five minutes,
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: he changed the subject. He was like, Oregon, is that
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: a red state or a blue state? I was like,
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: the Chargers. My team is the Chargers. Reverse, touchdown, cheerleaders.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: I've chosen the wrong adventure. I just spent a week
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: with my grandma. She's my best friend in the whole world.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: She just, yeah.
• 16:40
  Speaker 7: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: You're just clapping for a good grandson. She's 101 years old.
• 16:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: She doesn't want to be. It's true. If you talk to.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: Her, you go, 101.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: She goes, I don't recommend it.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: If you live to be into your 80s, you feel blessed.
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: If you live past 100, you start to be like,
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: I think I'm fucking cursed. We took her to dinner
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: last year, all her friends and family. We sang to
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: her for her birthday. Happy birthday, dear Graham Graham. Happy
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: birthday to you. And then she goes, my last one.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: It was more of a request than a statement. That's
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: what she said, my last one. The first time I
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: heard that, I cried. But she has said it for
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: the last seven birthdays now. I think that's just her
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: version of cha-cha-cha at this point. At the end, we're like,
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: and many more. She's like, stop doing that, it's working.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: My grandma has been widowed since 1972. I know. And
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: I asked her a dangerous question last year. I said, Graham, Graham,
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: did you ever try dating after grandpa died? And my
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: grandma just goes, not necessarily dating. What the fuck? Okay.
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: That's not really the applause break I want for my
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: grandma getting fucked, but thank you, I appreciate it. Sounds
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: like for the last 54 years, she's been giving it
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: out like fresh baked cookies. No strings attached, my dear,
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: sweet gram-gram. That's my dad's least favorite joke, by the way. Yeah,
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: because it reminds him of his dad dying, his mom
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: having sex, and his son being a stand-up comedian. Those
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: are tough pills to swallow. I love the Pacific Northwest.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: I didn't come here for the opinions or the politics.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: I came here for the weed.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, last night I got so high, I typed my
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: PIN number into my microwave. Yeah, and then 12 minutes
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: and 34 seconds later, I melted my debit card, yeah.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: It's fun to wait, the.
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: Real stoners take a few seconds to be like, oh shit,
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: that's his pin number, yeah. Sometimes I get so high,
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: I'll watch the sunset and I'll think, good morning, Asians.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: That's not a race joke, that's just a geography joke.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: Spin a globe before you get offended on that one.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: You gotta be careful how you talk about race, you know?
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: In Portland, I don't even say colored pencils, I say
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: pencils of color. I don't wanna get in trouble. That's
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: how you get kicked off your lease, you know? You
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: gotta be careful. In Portland, anytime I even mention my
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: girlfriend is black, every crowd will be like, whoa, why
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: she gotta be black? I don't know, both her parents
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: are black. It would be weird if she wasn't. But
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: then you go to a small town and you say,
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: my partner is a person of color. Everybody looks at
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: you like, why are you using all them CNN words, buddy?
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: You gotta be careful which words you use, which words
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: you don't use. My girlfriend doesn't use the N word.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: And I asked her about it.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: I said, what's the deal?
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: It seems like a waste. That's what I asked, and
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: she set me straight. She said, I use it, I
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: just don't use it in front of you. I was like, oh,
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: same here. I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: I'm kidding.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: I've never used that word hatefully. Lyrically, okay, my sister's
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: boyfriend in high school told me I was allowed to
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: use that word if it's in the lyrics of a song.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: And he was Asian, but he was so confident. I
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: just went with it. I'm sorry.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: I'm Brent Lowry. Thank you very much. Enjoy your night.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: Brent Lowry! Hell yeah. From Portland. I looked real hard
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: to find him. I was fucking his grandma, right? And
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: she was like, My grandbaby's so funny, you should hear
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: his jokes. Uh-oh, somebody's cell phone on with an old-ass ringtone.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: That shit said... You gotta take your birth control? You
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: don't need birth control. That's your hot flash water. She
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: gonna answer that shit like.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: Timmy's stuck in the well. Everybody point at her. It's
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: this bitch. I'm enjoying myself. Y'all having fun?
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Somebody shake that nigga right there. Shake his ass. Shake
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: that nigga. Wake your goofy ass up. He was holding still.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: He was up, but he was holding still. How old
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: are you? 66, close your eyes. Just close them back. 66,
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: it's almost over for the snake. Close your eyes. Next
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: time you hold still that long, I'm taking you straight
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: to the morgue. Nigga, you dead. I had a dream
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: right now. Poor little boy. You look good for 66, man. Outstanding.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: You got all your teeth. Tops, bottom. He said, yeah,
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: I bought them all. He said he bought all his tea.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: Let me get a 10 by 10. Fuck a 4
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: for 4. He got a 10 by 10. That's 10 tops,
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: 10 bottoms. Y'all ready for the next comedian to make
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: some noise?
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: All the way.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: From Detroit, Michigan, y'all give it up for T-Barred.
• 23:02
  Speaker 7: What up, Dr.
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: Coma?
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm going to tell y'all a little bit about me.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: I'm feeling good.
• 23:09
  Speaker 7: I'm from Detroit. I just moved to L.A. and got
• 23:12
  Speaker 7: my first movie role.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 23:19
  Speaker 7: I studied hard for it, went to class. I mean,
• 23:22
  Speaker 7: I've been practicing. I'm playing crackhead number three. Ain't that
• 23:27
  Speaker 7: some shit?
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: Only in L.A.
• 23:30
  Speaker 7: Can you fly an audition to play a crackhead. I'm like,
• 23:34
  Speaker 7: let me get another one of them things. There's a
• 23:38
  Speaker 7: white man in the back like, it's not authentic. Other
• 23:42
  Speaker 7: guy like, she from Detroit. That's real, my man.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: That was real.
• 23:45
  Speaker 7: Like, fuck you, okay? I got the roll, though. I'm
• 23:52
  Speaker 7: trying to move up to pill popper number one, y'all.
• 23:56
  Speaker 7: I could have just stayed in Detroit and played a
• 23:58
  Speaker 7: stripper on Tubi, huh?
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: I ain't need the audition for that. Look at this, y'all.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: They like, bitch, you got the wrong.
• 24:06
  Speaker 7: Another thing about me too is I'm a mom.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: Any parents in the building?
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: I'm a mom.
• 24:14
  Speaker 7: I got me one of them little fat ass sons,
• 24:17
  Speaker 7: you know? You ever see one of them little fat
• 24:20
  Speaker 7: ass kids? You know the ones that dance in the
• 24:23
  Speaker 7: line at McDonald's. You ever seen them? They be in
• 24:26
  Speaker 7: there like this. My son was popping his ass so
• 24:32
  Speaker 7: hard one.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Day I thought he was gay. He just fat. I said,
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: so you gon' twerk for a cheeseburger, nigga?
• 24:38
  Speaker 7: He was in that motherfucker like, oh. Number eight, number eight.
• 24:47
  Speaker 7: I love me a fat ass kid too, because they
• 24:49
  Speaker 7: make you feel good, don't they? Moms, they be making
• 24:52
  Speaker 7: us feel good.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: They be in the.
• 24:54
  Speaker 7: Grocery store singing songs and shit, don't they?
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: I love my mama.
• 25:00
  Speaker 7: Mama, you that girl. Mama, you so smart. Can I
• 25:05
  Speaker 7: have a pop tart, mama?
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Like, get him one.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: He love me.
• 25:13
  Speaker 7: My son's so fat, he got them little boy boobs.
• 25:15
  Speaker 7: You ever seen them boy boobs? I call them volcano titties.
• 25:20
  Speaker 7: They got a hole where the nipple's supposed to be.
• 25:23
  Speaker 7: Inverted nipple. There's some niggas in here with an inverted
• 25:27
  Speaker 7: nipple right now. That's why your wife's sucking so hard.
• 25:32
  Speaker 7: She about to bust a vessel. Let me see if
• 25:36
  Speaker 7: it can come out.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: And that's obviously why I'm single. Next point. I am.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: I'm single.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: And I'm at a different age, right? I'm at an
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: age where I.
• 25:50
  Speaker 7: Know when certain songs come on, it's time to get
• 25:52
  Speaker 7: the fuck off the club.
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: You have been there having a good time.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: I'm in my.
• 25:57
  Speaker 7: Ja Rule era, what I call it. I want to
• 26:00
  Speaker 7: hear living it up and shit.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: Living it up. What I do.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: You know, you be in that bitch feeling good. My
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: love for you. Okay, bitch. So....
• 26:14
  Speaker 7: Then here come the new DJ, don't it?
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: Fuck it all up.
• 26:17
  Speaker 7: It's time for DJ Young shit with some sexy red.
• 26:24
  Speaker 7: Y'all already know this shit gonna come on like, I'm
• 26:27
  Speaker 7: outta town, thuggin' with my round, my coochie pink, my
• 26:31
  Speaker 7: booty hole brown.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: I'm like, did she say coochie and booty hole, bitch?
• 26:37
  Speaker 7: And she say her booty hole brown, I got a
• 26:39
  Speaker 7: little gray in mine, bitch.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: My booty hole gray.
• 26:44
  Speaker 7: Bitches, don't ask me how I know that neither. It
• 26:48
  Speaker 7: was a badass pick attempt.
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: Don't act like I ain't the only one that ever
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: hit that bitch and said, let me throw a filter
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: on that ass.
• 26:56
  Speaker 7: Little Paris filter. For real, because you get older and
• 27:00
  Speaker 7: shit start changing. It do just a little bit, but
• 27:03
  Speaker 7: I don't mind.
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: I don't mind.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: Ladies, give it up for yourselves because we beautiful. We
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: put so much pressure on ourselves.
• 27:12
  Speaker 7: We walk around with skims and suck them in, drawers,
• 27:16
  Speaker 7: and all this shit like a robot. It's a nigga
• 27:18
  Speaker 7: in here who drawers ain't shit but a gilding.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: Band right now. Dick stuck on his leg. You think
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: he walking cool, niggas trying to get his dick off
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: his leg.
• 27:29
  Speaker 7: That's why I don't give a fuck, shit. I wear
• 27:31
  Speaker 7: big ass drawers.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: Fuck y'all. I wear bloomers, bitch. Thank you.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: I'm comfortable, bitch.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: My drawer's so big, I could put my head through
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: the hole. It's a halter top, bitch.
• 27:45
  Speaker 7: It's all good though, because I don't mind getting older.
• 27:47
  Speaker 7: I don't mind my body changing. Like one day I
• 27:50
  Speaker 7: woke up and my titty was under my armpit.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: Anybody? You ever woke up on the nipples?
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Like how this happen?
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: Went from a 38 strong to a 38 long, but
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: fuck it. But none of my titties got a little
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: sag to them.
• 28:05
  Speaker 7: I could do tricks with my titties. I couldn't do
• 28:07
  Speaker 7: when they was perky, for real, for real. Like when
• 28:11
  Speaker 7: I take my bra off, my titties drop down and
• 28:13
  Speaker 7: line up with my coochie so you could eat.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: Me out and suck my titties at the same time.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Look, it's like playing a harmonica, look. Somebody gonna go
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: home and try that shit tonight.
• 28:28
  Speaker 7: And you can role play different. You ain't got to
• 28:31
  Speaker 7: buy no costume, no lingerie. When he hitting it from
• 28:34
  Speaker 7: the back, just throw your titties over your shoulder.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: He go, y'all, y'all. All you have to do is go.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: You're equestrian for the day.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: All right, y'all. I'm T-Barb, y'all.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: T-B-A-R-B. Thank y'all so much. I said, it's been me too, bitch.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be fun. I look fun. She used the
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: Snapchat wrong, though. She said, put a filter on a
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: booty hole picture. I was like, wait a minute. I
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: wish I would open my app. That shit was funny.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: She said, fat kids got a hole where their nipple
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: supposed to be. I was like.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: I was looking around, like, who else is... Who else
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: is defending right now? When I was 11, they both
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: popped out. We good, but I used to have to
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: heat them up. Them motherfuckers be like. My fuckin' nipple
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: got a little, that bitch look like a lizard eye.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: A little cat eye nipple with that little, I was
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: a fat kid, I used to hum while I chewed.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: That's the fattest shit I've ever seen or heard in
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: my life. I would bite into the cream of wheat.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: It made it taste better, I don't give a fuck
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: what you say. Hey man, one more time for T-Bar, man.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: God damn. Hell yeah. Out here making Detroit proud. It's
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: so cold in the D. Look that up. If you
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: don't know what I just sang, look that up. Tickle
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: your fancy. Yeah, it's so cold in the D. They
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: had some crackheads make a movie video, a music video,
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: right in the middle of the winter. They were like,
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: it's so cold in the D. There were like two
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: or three of them. They all looked like them bugs
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: that was drinking coffee on Men in Black. Y'all remember
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: them bugs that was drinking coffee on Men in Black?
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: Eep-a-deep and Bob? It's so cold in the day. Listen,
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: it's time for the last person on this episode to
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: start making noise right now. Right here? Let's go right here.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: Y'all give it up for Steve Brown! What up ladies?
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: Where all the ladies at?
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Pay me on bills, make some noise! Own your own shit,
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: where you at? Scratch your cushion through your front pocket,
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: where you at?
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: No, no, y'all. Ladies, y'all looking good, but I'll tell
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: y'all something, man.
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: Listen, first off, y'all got to stop putting so much
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: goddamn pressure on us.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: Stop putting pressure on us. Yeah, yeah. My man right here,
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: I saw him outside.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: He had an Afro.
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: Look at him now!
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: I had to let my girl go.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: She going to put pressure on me. She going to
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: ask me to buy her some Christian Louboutin shoes. Christian
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Louboutin shoes.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: I didn't even know what they were.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: I didn't even know where to get them.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: I met J.C.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: Penney with confidence.
• 32:16
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 32:17
  Speaker 5: Got my rush card, and they're out and everything, talking
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: proper as hell.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: Let me get the Lubigins, please.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: The guy behind the counter.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: Was like, we don't sell them, you got to order them.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: Order them?
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: Well, how much they cost?
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: $ 4, 500.
• 32:31
  Speaker 7: $ 4, 500?
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: Well, listen, if I pay all this goddamn money for
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: these shoes, how will I know they the real thing?
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: He said, all of them got what, ladies?
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: A red bottom.
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: I said, you mean to tell me, if I pay
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: all this goddamn money for these shoes, ain't nobody going
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: to know what they are unless they see the bottom
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: of her feet?
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: He's like, yes, sir.
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: I went home and told my girl, if I pay
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: all this goddamn money for these shoes, everybody better know
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: what you're wearing. You better be walking around this bitch
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: like you a drum.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Major, bitch.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: And when you sit down, you better prop your goddamn
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: feet up, bitch.
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: You're going to wear these goddamn shoes.
• 33:07
  Speaker 7: $ 4, 500.
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: You're going to tell your ACL fucking with me, bitch.
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: And when you get tired of wearing them, bitch, I'm
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: going to wear them. Somebody's going to wear these. I'm
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: having problems dating, winning my age, you know?
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: Because they want a young dude. They want one of y'all.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: They want a young dude, you know? They call them cougars,
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: you know? I want a cougar, but I'm too old.
• 33:27
  Speaker 5: I'm in my 50s, so my cougars got to be 80, 90, dead.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: I be digging bitches up, you know what I'm saying?
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: So if you go to your grandma's.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Grave and she ain't there, she with your boy.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: They don't like me.
• 33:41
  Speaker 5: And they in here right now.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: They in here right now. You can see them. Look around.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: They got good credit. Weird push up.
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: In here judging the young girls.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: Look at her looking like a whore.
• 33:56
  Speaker 5: Look like she got the nasty woman disease.
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: Let me tell y'all old hoes something. Leave these young
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: ladies alone.
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: Let them get that pussy up like y'all did back
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: in the 70s. Y'all done gave up that civil rights pussy.
• 34:09
  Speaker 6: Let them get up. Let them fuck like y'all used to.
• 34:13
  Speaker 6: Y'all done fucked Martin Luther King, Earl. The mighty clouds
• 34:17
  Speaker 6: of joy. Y'all done fucked every goddamn band. The nigga
• 34:20
  Speaker 6: that say Soul Train.
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: Y'all done fucked the outside, inside, in the church band.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: Y'all nasty as hell. Tell my D, y'all nasty as
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: fuck too.
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna let the cat out the bag.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: Some of y'all be giving these dudes diseases.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: Oh yes, you do. Dog, I'm with this old lady
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: two years ago. This bitch gonna give me gout.
• 34:45
  Speaker 5: As soon as I got off that pussy, my foot
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: swallowed up.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: Ernestine, wait a minute. Bitch, I know.
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: Goddamn well you ain't giving me this goddamn shit.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: She tried to ruin it. I hate you old bitches.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: They don't like me, man.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: Older women, they aggressive.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: They aggressive.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: They nice as hell at first, you know. But give
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: them a couple of long galatees too many, you know.
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: They start throwing that pelvic action on you from 1982.
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: Come here, little nigga. Come get this pussy. What the
• 35:21
  Speaker 5: fuck is a pussy? Young girls got coochies in the fountain.
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: How them got a pussy? Get that goddamn pussy.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: And the more they say.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: It, the lower their voice get.
• 35:29
  Speaker 7: Come get this.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: Goddamn pussy, nigga. Get this goddamn pussy, nigga. Get this
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: goddamn pussy, nigga. You be like, nah!
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Man, older women are aggressive. Or all the women will ride.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: Your dick while she's smoking a whole cigarette. Shut your
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: big ass, okay?
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: I know you know.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: Shut your goddamn... You'll.
• 35:51
  Speaker 6: Be on the edge of the bed hollering like a
• 35:53
  Speaker 6: bitch because she done dropped acid.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: On your chest.
• 35:55
  Speaker 6: Shut your goddamn.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: Shut this goddamn... Young girls, they want a man with
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: a big dick. That's a lie. Y'all want to look
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: at it.
• 36:11
  Speaker 7: You don't want this turkey leg, this monkey arm.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: This third grade bus driver gear shift.
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: You don't want it!
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: You don't want this deal picker from the A-Rab store, bitch,
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: you don't want it. Soon as you're about to put
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: that dick on the window, they say, uh-uh, put the
• 36:25
  Speaker 5: hat in. Not Hattie, Lucille, or Ernestine. They want it all,
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: they want dick and ball. Put everything in there, baby,
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: put it out.
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: If that's your homeboy, put him in there, too.
• 36:35
  Speaker 7: Come here, baby.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: Come get this goddamn dick.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: Some of y'all older ladies, y'all high-fiving right now. Yeah,
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: he talking about dumb young bitches.
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: I put that puss on them, yes I will.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: But some of these little, these niggas right here, they
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: don't care.
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: They'll fuck your spleen out, you hear me?
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: You doing all this shit in front of them if
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: you want to.
• 37:01
  Speaker 5: He'll put you in one of the 2,028 positions.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: Hey, y'all, I'm Steve Brown.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Nate Jackson, for the opportunity.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: Root to the cues, root to the cues. This nigga
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: gonna hand me the mic and say, did you like that? Nigga,
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: did I like that? That shit was fantastic, Steven. I
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: wish I, in my whole life, I never thought to
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: do a goddamn handstand. Break my goddamn neck. For real,
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: I want all my comments to come back to the stage. Steve,
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: come on. Y'all make some noise for Trix, Brent Lowry, T-Bar,
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: and Steve Brown. Hey, that's the episode. Thank y'all for watching.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: We'll see you again next week.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: Thank you.