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THE DISCLAIMER: Another Favourites Friday! · The Hauraki Big Show

• 0:12
  Speaker 1: Here's something that I heard last year here at Hodaki from.
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  Speaker 2: One of the girls stop leering at me Keezy you
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  Speaker 2: animal I don't feel safe.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe go easy on the beersies Keezy you've had a
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  Speaker 3: few now.
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  Speaker 1: It was about... Aren't you married, Keezy?
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  Speaker 3: You were about to be married. Was it like that?
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  Speaker 2: Got another T-shirt with a automobile theme on it, Keezy.
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  Speaker 1: It was about... We were drinking here in the office
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  Speaker 1: and I was drinking soda and gin or something and
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  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, it's quite a good thing to
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  Speaker 1: drink because it's a lot of water so it's not
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  Speaker 1: sugary so the next day you wake up and it's
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  Speaker 1: fine and it's, you know, alcohol's not healthy for you
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  Speaker 1: but at least it's the healthiest option you can get.
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  Speaker 1: And then someone was like, well, actually, no, soda water's
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  Speaker 1: got extra sodium in it, so you get lots of sodium.
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  Speaker 1: There's lots of salt in soda water.
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  Speaker 2: There's salt in it, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Is that true?
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  Speaker 2: It is true.
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  Speaker 1: Really?
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  Speaker 2: Yes. But it depends. The most amount of it is in, like,
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  Speaker 2: if you buy it. Off the shelf, SodaStream's not too bad.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I thought they just carbonated it.
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  Speaker 2: But some of them are huge amounts of salt. Wow,
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  Speaker 2: so sparkling water you should get there. In fact, from, yeah, no,
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  Speaker 2: I won't even say it because I'm probably wrong, but yeah,
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  Speaker 2: there was a brand that I thought was particularly shitty.
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  Speaker 2: But I think the SodaStream's right. But I think you're
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  Speaker 2: still right there, Keezy. We started using our SodaStream.
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  Speaker 3: This weekend again, actually, weirdly enough. But speaking of Die
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  Speaker 3: Henwood fellas. And he was saying that he went into
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  Speaker 3: a cafe on Saturday morning and got absolutely pounded by
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  Speaker 3: Big Show fans.
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  Speaker 2: Why?
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  Speaker 3: They just started going on about the Big Show and
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  Speaker 3: how steamed Keezy was all the time and how the
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  Speaker 3: fuck does he actually work when he's so steamed all
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  Speaker 3: the time. Luckily, they said he works with a couple
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  Speaker 3: of backbones.
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  Speaker 1: So bonkers. Yeah, so that's what got him through.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, good stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. He was going down there to get his early
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  Speaker 1: morning coffee to wake up and get ready for the weekend,
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  Speaker 1: and then he just hit. Apparently, they were having a
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  Speaker 1: couple of pints and a big brickie.
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  Speaker 2: Really?
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't aware of the fact that. You could in
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  Speaker 3: New Zealand have a few pints with your brekkie there.
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  Speaker 2: With your pudding.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's just a bar that's got an all-hours license, right?
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Well, not all hours.
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  Speaker 1: You have to cut off by midnight or something, usually,
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  Speaker 1: if it's out in the suburbs there. But it's a
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  Speaker 1: bar that in the morning serves big brekkie. So, of course,
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  Speaker 1: you just get a pint with it. No, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know how I know that. It's just what I'm just guessing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: How was your little share of it? Your little sherbet
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  Speaker 1: you're eating?
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  Speaker 2: Still going there. Just sucking on it. People wouldn't have known.
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  Speaker 2: I was very careful about that. There's a lot of.
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  Speaker 3: People wouldn't have known what you were sucking on it.
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  Speaker 2: Sucking on what?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I'm... What do you mean? People wouldn't
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  Speaker 3: have known.
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  Speaker 2: No one would have known that I was doing that.
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  Speaker 3: Sucking on it?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Sucking on sherbet. Literally this whole outro.
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  Speaker 3: Are you a fan of the.
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  Speaker 3: What's the Italian ice cream? Come on now.
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  Speaker 1: Gelato.
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  Speaker 3: Gelato.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Don't you reckon? I mean, it's all much of a muchness.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, what's the difference? I mean, you can put
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  Speaker 2: all of that in front of me. Gelato, sorbet, ice cream.
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  Speaker 2: What about soft serve? It's cold and it's yum.
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  Speaker 1: I fucking hate soft serve.
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  Speaker 2: Do you?
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  Speaker 3: I love a soft serve.
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  Speaker 2: It's disgusting.
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  Speaker 1: With a flake in there.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Chocolo dip.
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  Speaker 1: Are you serious, Keezy? That sucks. Yeah, the best ice
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  Speaker 1: cream is just a good old couple of scoops of
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  Speaker 1: Tip Top. Goody gumdrops or something.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, when I think about the utter shit that
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  Speaker 3: you eat.
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  Speaker 1: I eat good stuff.
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  Speaker 3: I can't believe that you're not into soft soup.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's just I hate Mr. Whippy and all that shit. Oh,
• 3:59
  Speaker 1: my God.
• 4:02
  Speaker 2: The Horaki Big Show.
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  Speaker 1: Weekdays from 4 on Radio Horaki.
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  Speaker 2: Ha, ha, ha.
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  Speaker 1: Now that's good listening. And it's live. What are you
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  Speaker 1: listening to there?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, me? Oh, sorry. I was listening to the Radio
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  Speaker 3: Hauraki Big Show.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: Four to seven weekdays.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's quite specific. And I heart radio.
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  Speaker 2: What, oh?
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  Speaker 1: Cheers. The Hauraki Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 3: True story, man.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: So we were packing all this shit out. And we
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  Speaker 3: get back to our house, and she had this massive
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  Speaker 3: kind of oak dresser. When I say massive, I mean
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  Speaker 3: it came out to about my belly button. It was
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  Speaker 3: about that wide.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, quite small.
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  Speaker 3: But it was heavy as fuck.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And it had four drawers in it. They were all
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  Speaker 3: full to the brim, and I went to pick it
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  Speaker 3: up and went, oh, Jesus.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you take the drawers out and carry them out.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I know it was just easier, but my wife
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  Speaker 3: and I carried it to the car when we– put
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  Speaker 3: it in the car and then I went to pick
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  Speaker 3: it up again and went oh fuck no there's no
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  Speaker 3: way there's no way and then Millie went to go
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  Speaker 3: and grab it Mills and I went ah Mills don't
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  Speaker 3: do that I'll have to help you with that it's
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  Speaker 3: fucking heavy and she just went da da seriously man
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  Speaker 3: with not the slightest bit of strain and just walked
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  Speaker 3: down to her room da boom no worries.
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  Speaker 2: You must have been embarrassed by that were you.
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  Speaker 3: I was embarrassed by the fact she's fucking tough as
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  Speaker 3: nuts man.
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  Speaker 1: Well there's that but it's also don't you're just not
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  Speaker 1: that strong don't What?
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  Speaker 3: Do you know what I pressed, Keezy?
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  Speaker 1: What? 180. Chest or leg?
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  Speaker 3: Chest.
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  Speaker 1: Chest press.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Chest press 180 kegs. Yeah. Bullshit. Bullshit. Okay. Bullshit.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, let's line up a gym, and I want to
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  Speaker 1: see you do it. When I was in my lifting days,
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  Speaker 1: which is when I was like 21. Were you a
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  Speaker 1: bit of a bodybuilder? No, it was just when I
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  Speaker 1: was fit, yeah. You were pumping a hundy, weren't you, Keezy?
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  Speaker 1: You beat your hundy? My best ever was just I
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  Speaker 1: did one single rep of 100, which is freaking hard
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  Speaker 1: to do.
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  Speaker 2: I've never done that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like addicted to going at
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  Speaker 1: a point there, and then I met my wife, and
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  Speaker 1: then I stopped.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, went to seed. Yeah, I started at a hundy.
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  Speaker 3: And actually, I remember the trainer saying to me, jeez,
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  Speaker 3: that's pretty full on, Hootie J, starting at that number.
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  Speaker 3: You want to start off a little lower than that.
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  Speaker 3: And I went, no, mate, she's good. Douche, douche, douche, douche, douche.
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  Speaker 3: So very quickly went up to 130.
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  Speaker 1: You guys can't cut the da off the front of
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  Speaker 1: da douche and just say douche. It has to be
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  Speaker 1: da douche.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't have to be anything.
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  Speaker 1: But he's just over here douching. It sounds weird. Douche, douche, douche, douche, douche.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's different to da douche. Douche is different to
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  Speaker 2: da douche.
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  Speaker 3: Especially when you're doing rapid, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche. The way
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  Speaker 1: he's saying it's fine.
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  Speaker 2: Douche.
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  Speaker 1: You're just saying douche, douche, douche, douche. Well, there you go.
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  Speaker 2: You've been told already, Joe.
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  Speaker 3: How do you say it?
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  Speaker 1: Douche, douche, douche, douche, douche. It's like douche. Douche, douche, douche, douche, douche.
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  Speaker 2: Douche.
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  Speaker 3: Fucking whatever. One of my greatest, you know, one of
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  Speaker 3: my greatest fears was passing out. It was fainting.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: I had a real thing.
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  Speaker 1: So you were scared of fainting? Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But like when I'm balls deep.
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  Speaker 2: Well, where he went to school, you would be.
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  Speaker 3: When I, you know, was deep in a panic attack,
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  Speaker 3: my fear was that I was going to faint and
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  Speaker 3: black out.
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  Speaker 1: But then that would increase the likelihood of you doing so. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I never did. My fear was that a
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  Speaker 2: fly would fly into my mouth. Right. When I was
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  Speaker 2: a kid. Whilst having a panic attack or just in general? No, no,
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  Speaker 2: just that a fly would go in my mouth when
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  Speaker 2: I was like eight.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: And then I was running up the back steps at
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  Speaker 2: my house on Carlisle Street living and a fly flew
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  Speaker 2: into my mouth and it immediately drowned in my spit
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  Speaker 2: and I remember the spit spat it out and then
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  Speaker 2: I was like, That actually wasn't that bad.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's all good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't scared of it anymore. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: How many times have you had a fly, a whole
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  Speaker 2: house fly, fly into your mouth?
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  Speaker 1: Three times.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's happened.
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  Speaker 3: It's definitely happened.
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  Speaker 1: Three times. Yeah, I mean, it's not common, but it's not.
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell you another weird thing that, you know, since
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  Speaker 3: I've been having a bit of basil for medicinal purposes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Is that only happening on the weekend, by the way? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it is. Is it? Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, genuinely it is. Wow. One of the things
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  Speaker 3: that I start focusing on is swallowing. Oh, yeah, sure.
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  Speaker 2: Breathing was one. Oh, I haven't had the blinking one.
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  Speaker 3: Breathing was when I was on another substance. That's what
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  Speaker 3: freaked me out.
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  Speaker 1: How do we breathe?
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  Speaker 3: But no, with the basil, I've been finding myself going,
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  Speaker 3: you know, getting really focused on my swallowing. And also
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  Speaker 3: what I find, I don't know if you guys, because
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  Speaker 3: I'm not a big belcher. And I often, I've found
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  Speaker 3: with a basil get, feel like I need to belch,
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  Speaker 3: but I can't. And I'm sort of going.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, this is like a real light bit.
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  Speaker 2: It's probably because you get quite hungry when you've been
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  Speaker 2: on the basil.
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  Speaker 3: Well, eventually I do.
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  Speaker 2: You get the munchies and then you're smashing bags of
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  Speaker 2: cheese balls.
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  Speaker 3: And that's, you know, the other thing too is I
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  Speaker 3: always had a big massive fear of choking. And so
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  Speaker 3: when I'm on the seed. and I'm chewing away there,
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, God, that's quite chunky. Is that going to
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  Speaker 3: go down my throat?
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  Speaker 1: So you're just freaking about all this stuff while everyone
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  Speaker 1: else is just chilling out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty much. Wow.