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Below Deck Med Cookie Cake Dessert Disaster Recap · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

• 0:06
  Speaker 1: Drama Darling.
• 0:10
  Speaker 2: Drama Darling, Drama Darling.
• 0:20
  Speaker 3: It's Drama Darling time you guys, welcome back. I am here.
• 0:24
  Speaker 3: Emily Derez's is here, Hi, Emily.
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, what and all?
• 0:30
  Speaker 3: And welcome in, Welcome in, Hi, you guys. I would
• 0:34
  Speaker 3: love to make an official announcement that the Drama Darling
• 0:38
  Speaker 3: Instagram account is up and running. So run, don't walk
• 0:44
  Speaker 3: over to Instagram and follow at Drama Darling show and
• 0:49
  Speaker 3: you'll see clips. You'll just see, you know, some promotional stuff.
• 0:54
  Speaker 3: Who knows what's going to end up there? Who? God
• 0:57
  Speaker 3: only knows, you know what I'm saying.
• 0:58
  Speaker 1: Emily knows. Yeah, I know. It's like maybe been a minute,
• 1:02
  Speaker 1: but we we always run all promo through your site
• 1:06
  Speaker 1: and through all your socials, right, and.
• 1:10
  Speaker 4: It's just it's not fair, mother, it's tied to you.
• 1:13
  Speaker 4: It's not fair to Drama Darling. It's not fair to
• 1:16
  Speaker 4: the Darlings, and it's not fair to Instagram. It's not
• 1:20
  Speaker 4: fair to social media. And we need to get the
• 1:22
  Speaker 4: word out as a podcast, not as a person, all right, mother, Liza's.
• 1:30
  Speaker 3: Having a bit.
• 1:31
  Speaker 1: There's also going to be the TikTok account to which
• 1:36
  Speaker 1: my niece was telling me you all should do what
• 1:43
  Speaker 1: the people do with the Kelsey Brothers podcast and put
• 1:46
  Speaker 1: some kind of split screen ASMR with it so that
• 1:49
  Speaker 1: people find it, because that's how I found the Kelsey podcast.
• 1:57
  Speaker 3: You know what, I don't know what's going to happen
• 1:59
  Speaker 3: over on TikTok. It's gonna get weird, but I am
• 2:02
  Speaker 3: so into it.
• 2:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll just have to see what happens.
• 2:07
  Speaker 3: The split screen stuff and people commenting on it is interesting.
• 2:11
  Speaker 3: There's an account that my daughter has been watching lately
• 2:14
  Speaker 3: on YouTube and this girl she's kind of like a
• 2:17
  Speaker 3: cross between. She sort of sounds like a Kardashian and
• 2:22
  Speaker 3: also a YouTuber and it's actually really annoying. And because
• 2:27
  Speaker 3: the way she talks is like, I don't even know
• 2:30
  Speaker 3: if I can do it. But she'll be commenting on
• 2:35
  Speaker 3: something She's like, whoa stop those legos? Are you serious?
• 2:40
  Speaker 3: Whoa bro? Those legos? Oh? I would totally have this
• 2:45
  Speaker 3: in my house. I can't do it. But so Mattie
• 2:48
  Speaker 3: has picked up the bad habit, which now she's like
• 2:51
  Speaker 3: bro bra a So she's saying that a lot, and
• 2:55
  Speaker 3: I'm like, Maddie, you need to cut down on the
• 2:59
  Speaker 3: bra and the bro she's like why. I'm like, it's
• 3:01
  Speaker 3: just not so. Then this morning she was watching it
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  Speaker 3: and I was noticing how this gal was talking, and
• 3:06
  Speaker 3: I said, can you pause that for a second please?
• 3:09
  Speaker 3: I said, here's the deal. Do you see how she's
• 3:12
  Speaker 3: talking where she's like, literally, oh my god, stop, Bra.
• 3:18
  Speaker 3: I was like, so to see how she's talking like that.
• 3:20
  Speaker 3: She's like, yeah, I'm like, that's kind of a character.
• 3:23
  Speaker 3: So when you're watching it, just know it's just for fun,
• 3:27
  Speaker 3: but don't actually talk like that. Talk normal, talk like
• 3:31
  Speaker 3: a normal person. Okay. She's like, Okay, I don't think
• 3:34
  Speaker 3: she fully got what I was trying to say. But
• 3:37
  Speaker 3: you know how kids are, so, you know, they're so impressionable.
• 3:40
  Speaker 3: Like she walks away from these videos going, Bra, and
• 3:43
  Speaker 3: I don't want her to start sounding like a YouTuber
• 3:47
  Speaker 3: that's you know, twenty two. So I and these videos
• 3:51
  Speaker 3: aren't bad, you know, So I don't want to like
• 3:53
  Speaker 3: take them away from her necessarily, but I need her
• 3:56
  Speaker 3: to know, like, this is not how we're you're going
• 3:58
  Speaker 3: to be talking.
• 4:01
  Speaker 1: I'll talk to her. I'll be like, what are you
• 4:03
  Speaker 1: gonna say? It is so cool when you talk like.
• 4:06
  Speaker 3: That, You're gonna be the cool.
• 4:07
  Speaker 1: Aunt. I see.
• 4:10
  Speaker 3: Great, You're gonna be the one she calls when she's
• 4:13
  Speaker 3: pasted at May.
• 4:16
  Speaker 1: Shout out to my niece Maddie and my other niece Andrea.
• 4:20
  Speaker 3: What's up, Andrea? Thanks for the A A SMR. Maddie
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  Speaker 3: knows the A S m R two and she's done.
• 4:26
  Speaker 3: I don't know if did I tell you this where
• 4:28
  Speaker 3: she was like walking around the kitchen doing ASMR. It
• 4:30
  Speaker 3: was hilarious. She's like with the nails. Yeah, yeah, no,
• 4:35
  Speaker 3: my god, it was so funny.
• 4:39
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna open this up and then.
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  Speaker 3: We'll see what's and then she and then she was
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  Speaker 3: walking around the kitchen and like tapping on things, knocking, opening,
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  Speaker 3: crinkling things. It was so funny.
• 4:50
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Can you imagine like our grandparents dealing
• 4:53
  Speaker 1: with that? The parents, No, the hell are you doing?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? They we'd all be sent away. They'd all be said,
• 5:01
  Speaker 3: you know, it's just I don't know how they could
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  Speaker 3: wrap their heads around.
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  Speaker 1: It now mm hmmm mmm.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Anyway, today we're talking about below Deck Med and
• 5:15
  Speaker 3: we also have some a lot of news to talk about.
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  Speaker 3: So before we get into below Deck Med, serving dish
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  Speaker 3: dish it up. Okay, actually mean damn volume up, dish
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  Speaker 3: it up.
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  Speaker 4: Hit.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so this is actually a sad story that I'm
• 5:36
  Speaker 3: beginning with. Clearly, I wanted to talk because we're talking
• 5:39
  Speaker 3: below deck med today. I wanted to talk about that
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  Speaker 3: super yacht that sunk off the coast of.
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  Speaker 1: Sicily during a storm.
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  Speaker 3: During a storm, and it was a water spout that
• 5:52
  Speaker 3: hit the boat, and which is not a full on tornado.
• 5:57
  Speaker 3: It's a water spout, which is like a mini tornado.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Now it did say there was a violent storm actually
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  Speaker 3: on here in the.
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  Speaker 1: Art, but will also qualify.
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  Speaker 3: Now there have been you know, I just as I
• 6:17
  Speaker 3: wrapped my head around this, now we understand that six died,
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  Speaker 3: right and then the seventh one hasn't. Has the daughter
• 6:25
  Speaker 3: been found yet? Of the the tech like the Bill
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  Speaker 3: Gates of Italy apparently was on this super yacht. He died,
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  Speaker 3: His wife and his other child survived him, and his
• 6:37
  Speaker 3: teenage daughter passed. For a while, they couldn't find her.
• 6:42
  Speaker 3: Do you know if they found I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: An update Okay, since I since yeah, the other day,
• 6:47
  Speaker 1: I haven't heard an update yet.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Well, either way, she she's also unfortunately passed in
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  Speaker 3: this incident and There were originally twenty two people on board,
• 7:00
  Speaker 3: and I believe fifteen people died including the chef. Oh
• 7:05
  Speaker 3: did I just say seven? So there were fifty. There
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  Speaker 3: were twenty two people on board, and I believe seven
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  Speaker 3: people passed away from this shipwreck is essentially what they're
• 7:16
  Speaker 3: calling it. It sunk. You know, the entire crew survived
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  Speaker 3: except for the chef. There. Now since has been an
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  Speaker 3: investigation has been launched, and they are questioning the captain.
• 7:31
  Speaker 3: They're questioning the captain regarding it being negligence and that
• 7:38
  Speaker 3: would fall and manslaughter for this alleged shipwreck. This was
• 7:46
  Speaker 3: also a sailing yacht. This was a superyacht, but it
• 7:48
  Speaker 3: was also a sailing yacht which I did not know,
• 7:51
  Speaker 3: which can and should be safer than a motorized super yacht.
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  Speaker 3: And now the designer of this is being investigated. He's
• 7:59
  Speaker 3: saying that this ship should not have sunk, that this
• 8:02
  Speaker 3: was user error, and this investigation has been launched, and
• 8:08
  Speaker 3: now it's like, you know, it's a whole thing. It's
• 8:10
  Speaker 3: really really sad, it's really intense. Apparently, the keel of
• 8:15
  Speaker 3: the mast the boat was anchored to. It was anchored
• 8:22
  Speaker 3: in shallow waters, which resulted in pulling up the keel
• 8:25
  Speaker 3: in order to anchor it, and there wasn't enough weight
• 8:29
  Speaker 3: underneath the boat to support the weight of the boat
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  Speaker 3: and the length of the mast, and then the anchor
• 8:34
  Speaker 3: dragged during the storm. And then it's all human error.
• 8:39
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's essentially what people are assuming at this
• 8:43
  Speaker 3: point that it was human error.
• 8:47
  Speaker 1: But Sandy, can't we go out before the storm? Can't
• 8:50
  Speaker 1: we get back before three pm?
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  Speaker 3: Thank you? Thank you to somebody who actually knew something
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  Speaker 3: about sailing. And that guy, the primary of this yacht
• 9:02
  Speaker 3: that we're watching right now and below deck, wanted to
• 9:04
  Speaker 3: go out.
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, but the storm's not going to be till
• 9:07
  Speaker 1: three pm. And then what does Sandy say? You say
• 9:11
  Speaker 1: it better than I can, but ah no, that's why
• 9:15
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to risk it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna risk it. I can't forty knot. It's
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  Speaker 3: not going to do it.
• 9:24
  Speaker 1: It's just a weed whacker starting.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a wacker leader. There were a lot of
• 9:33
  Speaker 3: very important people on this boat, and if they had
• 9:38
  Speaker 3: not said, you know, everything they've said about it being
• 9:42
  Speaker 3: a storm human error and what happened here, I would
• 9:44
  Speaker 3: have absolutely thought this was an intended hit on all
• 9:48
  Speaker 3: these people based on how major these these humans are.
• 9:55
  Speaker 1: Well major maybe maybe could be. But I just watched
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: the Conspiracy Octopus movie on Netflix. You never know, man,
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: you never know, well except for you do know, and
• 10:12
  Speaker 1: there's science and research. I would also say.
• 10:17
  Speaker 3: That what are you talking about? Octopus?
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: What? Oh, there's a there's a Netflix documentary that just
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: came out by the Duplus Brothers that the whole government
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: conspiracy of the eighties. It's like, oh, it's wild. Yeah,
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: oh romp and it's and it's telling. The documentary is
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: POV the guy that wanted to originally research this whole
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: thing and kind of his descent into this world and like,
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: what really is real? What isn't? But people am dead?
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: It's yeah, it's fascinating.
• 10:57
  Speaker 3: Oh interesting, Okay, great, good rack. Commendation, Thank you, Emily. Yes,
• 11:05
  Speaker 3: getting back to the shipwreck, very very It's crazy to
• 11:10
  Speaker 3: have learned about this and to know while we're watching
• 11:13
  Speaker 3: a below deck show how important it is. And we've
• 11:16
  Speaker 3: watched this time and time again about the anchor dragging
• 11:19
  Speaker 3: not anchoring into shallow water. You know, it's that type
• 11:24
  Speaker 3: of thing where we're aware now probably more than we
• 11:27
  Speaker 3: would have been because of these shows, how difficult and
• 11:31
  Speaker 3: how intensely and.
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  Speaker 1: Also like just cut your losses. So what, you can't
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: get off the dock, So what it's a storm, You're
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: gonna have to hang inside and be served on your
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: every want. I mean, like, I know, it wasn't the
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: vacation you thought you'd have, but stay safe, like cut
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: your time on the seas.
• 11:52
  Speaker 3: It's fine with other boats in the water that survived
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  Speaker 3: this too.
• 11:57
  Speaker 1: Oh I'm sure they are. And but you know what,
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: I bet Sandy's wasn't out there.
• 12:03
  Speaker 3: She keeps him safe, she sure does. You gush, darn,
• 12:06
  Speaker 3: got that right, Thank you Emily for that. In other news,
• 12:11
  Speaker 3: I found this to be very funny. So comments by
• 12:14
  Speaker 3: Bravo on Instagram. So Alexis, there's a picture of Alexis
• 12:22
  Speaker 3: from the Real Housewives zone and essentially Emily posts and
• 12:30
  Speaker 3: the award for zero self awareness goes to and she's
• 12:34
  Speaker 3: alluding to Alexis. And then Vicky commented on this.
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: Emly Simpson did what I say, not Emily Deress. I
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: just wanted to make it clear to the world.
• 12:44
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you're right, because I mean that did kind
• 12:46
  Speaker 3: of sound like you were getting into the comments here no,
• 12:50
  Speaker 3: Emily Theresa's doesn't go looking for a fight over on Instagram.
• 12:54
  Speaker 3: In fact, it's not even downloaded her on her phone
• 12:56
  Speaker 3: right now.
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: Actually it is, and I keep deleting it at night.
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: So yeah, it's too addicted. I know.
• 13:06
  Speaker 3: No, I understand. Yeah, keep going, Vicky says, go away, Alexis,
• 13:11
  Speaker 3: you have no place, real house size of Orange County
• 13:14
  Speaker 3: other than try to hurt shed it. Go back to
• 13:17
  Speaker 3: your job. Oh that's right, you don't work. Wow. She
• 13:22
  Speaker 3: had to bring work into it. And that's and this
• 13:25
  Speaker 3: is someone who's just coming off of a major what
• 13:30
  Speaker 3: staph infection?
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: No, sepsis, yeah, sepsis. Yeah. Well, I have to hand
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: it to Vicky because I would assume she would keep
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: calling her Gretchen and getting them confused. That's what I
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: keep waiting for, like I think, because I do it
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: in my head too. Sometimes become kind of the same person,
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: even though they're very different in a lot of ways.
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: But it's got to be extra confusing to Vicky. And
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: also it would be the perfect slam for her to
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: call her Kretchen or just get her name a little wrong.
• 13:59
  Speaker 3: You know, to be kind of amazing. But unfortunately she
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: hasn't done that yet yet. Now we have a couple
• 14:07
  Speaker 3: announcements about former Bravo celebrities that are going to be
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: in films. We have Eva Marcel, former housewife of Real
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: House of Real Housewives of Atlanta, that will be in
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: a Lifetime movie called Buried Alive and Survived.
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: And that's like berries, like strawberries and raspberries Buried Alive.
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's kind of like Willy Wonka meets Lifetime. She
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: turns into a strawberry, not a blueberry.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: And buried around strawberry shortcake story Buried will Purple Pie
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: Man Win Again?
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  Speaker 3: Smells so good you could even smell vision. You can
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: smell the strawberries through the screen. Oh my god, didn't
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: strawberry shortcake smell so good?
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: Fuck? Yeah?
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: I got Maddie's strawberry shortcake, and you know, it's one
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: of those things that you know it's gonna go wrong
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: because of all the new stuff kids have today. And
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: I got her a strawberry shortcake cause it's so nostalgic,
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: and I'm like smelling it and she's like, oh, neat,
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: and then moved on and I'm like, okay, you know
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: the same thing, having like here's Raggedy Ann. She's like,
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: it's creepy. You know, It's just everything's so different now.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: I know I had that, But my thing I slept
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: with every night was a zippy doll from The Howdy
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: Dooty Show, which was already not my It was like
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: from my parents' childhood. That thing is so creepy. Wow.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: I mean, I I'm mourning you. Now, if you google it,
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: it's a jump scare. You're gonna go, oh my god.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: Okay, well, I'm definitely gonna be googling it, googling it,
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: Google me, y'all. Hey, y'all, don't google that. Google me.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: It's the monkey from the Howdy Dooty Show.
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  Speaker 3: Oh okay, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, so there, what's the other Lifetime.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: Movie I am seeing it? Yeah, yeah, it's a you know,
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: it's wow. That close up is terrifying, but you know
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: it's not that bad. It's got eyelashes, which is so
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: thank you for showing it. Now you're way off, way
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: on there we go, And that's the one I was
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: looking at.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I didn't think it was creepy until I was
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: a little older and people would see it and be like,
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: what the hell is that? Right, I'm like, what did
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: that my bed? Okay?
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: Good? You didn't you know, leave it alone after people
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  Speaker 3: came down.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: I mean, I love that thing great. No, I love
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: that thing great. I don't know where it is now,
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: but in several moves, I think.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: One that's on eBay right now. We just know someone's
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: selling it for you.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: I have a feeling that it.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: Is September twenty first is where it is, the date
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: of buried alive, Buried alive and survived. Now here's the
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: thing I'm gonna tell you, darlings. You know, being that
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: is probably my worst fear, being buried alive. So I
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: don't know if I can watch this, and I'm sorry,
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: you know what, I'm sorry.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: I am just realizing how cheap that must have been
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: to make.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't have to leave her house.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Well, if she's in a coffin or whatever she's in, right,
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: it's no set, that's just a lot of lighting.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: Uh huh.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: Oh wow. Bravo, Bravo to Lifetime.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: Bravo, Lifetime, Bravo. So okay, so if my worst fear
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: of dying is being buried alive, what is yours?
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: I mean, like, heart palpitations are like oh, that creeps
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: me out. I don't want to do that. I don't
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: know what heart. I don't like heights very much.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: But you wouldn't want to be thrown off of a building?
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: No, or just like leaning over the side or watching
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: people like lean over to get a better view, or
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: like off the side of a cliff or something.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: Okay, so yours is being pushed off a building. I'm
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: just gonna seal it.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, seal it? Yeah, okay, all.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: Right, great? And then in other news.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: In other news, Cynthia Bailey is back for a new
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: movie on B E T and she looks like she
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: is the center of the picture. Here, who's cheating?
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: Who?
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: Here?
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: She is Cynthia Bailey.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: How about that?
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: Nice?
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: Okay, I would watch that. Yeah, I would watch that too.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: I don't have a date. Wait, yeah, I don't have
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: a date. It's not on the on her announcement. So
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: I apologize about that, Yan, but I am very excited
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: that these gals from Atlanta are getting so much work
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: on film.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: You know, yes, I agree?
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: Did you answer my question? Will you or will you not?
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: Be watching Buried Alive and Survived?
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch it. I'll watch it. Why not.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: Okay, do you think that I should face my fears
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: and watch it?
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I know I talk about Howard Stern a lot
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: on here, but I'm gonna do it again. He also
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: has that fear, and he is going to crazy lengths
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: to make sure that it doesn't happen to him. So
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: he's going to be in a mausoleum, he's gonna have
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: a bell, he's going to have a phone in the top.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: Are you serious. That's hilarious.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he like talks about it all the time.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, that is so funny.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you could do that. Maybe you could get
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: in that masoleum with him.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: I would love that. Okay, that's good to know, all right. Also,
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: Ryan Surhant posted on his stories his Reels to Day
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: that Owning Manhattan will have a season two. Yes, isn't
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: that great?
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Again, thank you to the darlings on Patreon who were like,
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: you gotta watch Owning Manhattan because we listened and we
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: loved it.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: We listened, we listened, and we acted on it, and
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: I literally appreciate. Also, they're saying some nice things about
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: love is blind. UK.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: All right, I'll do it.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: I don't know we'll see the Darlings.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: No, the Darlings, No.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: No, they do okay. So also I want to also
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: on Ryan's reel, he really does too much, you know
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: what I mean, he's so extra. You should see this announcement.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: It is so over the top that he's announcing season two.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: It's insane, like it is.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: A fully Yes.
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: It's like Tom Cruise is going with the torch to
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: the Hollywood send That's exactly what it is. He ends
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: up on the top of a building with a billboard
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: and it's a drone shot you know, of him and
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: showing him on the top of a building. It's literally
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: a scripted film. It's a screenplay. You can see someone
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: actually made a screenplay for this reel. This is this
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: shot that you know what I'm saying.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: It is so exterior shot, building shot.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: Right cut to this person saying that, you know, I mean,
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: it's extremely overly produced for a reel. Wow, But that's
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: Rand and his bracelets are back there. They're there, they
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: are there.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: With it extra layer of grime.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: So yeah, those bracelets. Somebody did send us the link
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: to those and they're like a Brazilian it's like a
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: Brazilian company that makes these bracelets.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: I want to say, Okay, I sent it to you.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Oh I saw it. I'm not going to buy them.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: I sent it to you to buy.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: But that said, if they want a sponsor, we love Brazilian.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: Can you imagine showing up it's just all those bracelets.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: I don't even know. I don't remember what it is,
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: but it just was like wow. Okay. In other news,
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: I love this. Jenna Lyons from the Real House Size
• 22:20
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• 22:42
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  Speaker 3: and I gotta tell you what is this. They are
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: dishes for cats and humans. So she helped design the plates. Now, okay,
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: this is the real I'm showing you. This is her
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: laying with her cats in their different positions, and she's
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: inspired by the different positions that they sit in. So
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: she went and sketched them out. Now here are the
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: plates that you're seeing. Those are for people, and here
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: are the cat dishes. The cat dishes are heart shaped.
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: They're super cute.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: I love that. I do love those plates. Actually I don't.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: I don't love I just like the shape of the plates.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I love the shape, and I am going to
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: invest in getting one of these. I'm not gonna lie.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: It's going to happen.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, this is one of the more interesting collapse,
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Yeah, so interesting. I had a
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: hard time following it, and showed the actual porcelain dishes.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: And I don't know if if you're not if you
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: didn't see what Amy just showed you, because it sounds
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: like is she drawing pictures of what it's like to
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: eat with her cat? But no, she she designed artwork
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: that's on plates and bowls for your cat and their
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: porcelain and they they look like fine China.
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well she didn't do a good job explaining it.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: No, I sure I didn't.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: No, Jenna or Fancy Feast whatever that press, all.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: Three of us didn't do a very good job to
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: be quite honest with you. No, that's on us.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: That's get you a matching plate with your cat that
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Jenna drew a picture on. That's what we're talking about here.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna put Swoopy right on the kitchen table. I'm kidding.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: I don't allow that. I do not allow that.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Swoopy's up there when you're kids.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: She is one hundred percent up there. She's on the
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: counters at night. I know it. I'm not stupid Swoopy, Okay.
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: I also, Oh my gosh, so we got Swoopy from
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: this rescue place called Rory to the Rescue, and you know,
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: I'm following them on social media. Yesterday this freaking cat
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: popped up and I lost my ever loving mind. I'm
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: gonna show you a picture.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it's a black cat with white eyebrows.
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: Yes, it looks like they're fake. It looks like one
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: of those filters that you put on your cat to
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: make it look like it's making an expression. I mean,
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: can you even with this cat? You guys, So, if
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: you're looking for a cat and you're in LA, we're an.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Ext progressive friend. If you want an expressive friend.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: And it has green eyes. Yeah, and it's called smoky
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: because I think it's black with some gray smokiness and
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: white eyebrows.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: I mean, those eyebrows are insane, I know, I know.
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: I almost if I were going to be a cat,
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: if I was going to be a cat breeder, I
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: would breed a cat with eyebrows, like I would just
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: get to that point because now that I see that
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: every cat should have eyebrows.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: That cat, no, it is. I had to I commented
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: on it. I'm like, I don't know. You know, when
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: you have two cats, do you have to have two
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: different litter you have two different liver boxes?
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Right, Okay, yeah, yeah, I don't have cats now, but yes,
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: there's a lot that goes on. Yeah, there's a lot,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: especially when especially when you have three cats, not two cats.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: And that's what space I used to.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: Have, Yeah, the space like I don't yeah, ok.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Because we wanted our one cat to have a friend,
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: and we went to the shelter and the cat, our
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: older cat, was at home, and the shelter said, you
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: know what's going to make it easier two kittens, And
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: I was like, yes, oh my gosh. Fifteen years later, yeah.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: Ah, Wow. Okay, Rory to the rescue you guys, if
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: you want. They rescue cats and they're typically usually kittens
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: almost always.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Let's post Rory on the Instagram.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: Oh that's a great idea. Okay, yeah. And they are
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: unbelievable cats, Like when you see them, you're like, how
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: is this possible? These are so cute? I mean, look swoopy, Like,
• 27:27
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  Speaker 3: the doc. Emily, They're stuck at the doc. Mother, what
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  Speaker 3: are we gonna do? And you know, we pick up
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  Speaker 3: where we left off, which is that they're trying to
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: take these guests to a winery and they are getting
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: rained upon and rained upon the guests panic, which I
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: don't blame them. And they turn it right around and
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: they come back to the to the boat and they're
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: and you know, Ellie's like, oh you're back now, Oh shit,
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: you know, and Asha's like, oh no, you know, it's
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  Speaker 3: just it really throws a wrench in things because you know,
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  Speaker 3: they're doing the best they can on that boat.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: With a laugh point. Asha hadn't taken a break in
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: thirteen hours.
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: She hasn't taken a break since this charter season began.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because I don't know what constitutes has a
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: break for her, but we haven't seen it yet.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: She's like, I'm paying standing up, I'm eating standing up,
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: I'm perfect standing.
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: I don't need to hear that, Ashia. And and you know,
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: thank goodness that these guests had a great sense of
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: humor for Asia because they had those fake balls.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Oh my goshich are so weird.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: What you do.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Well, what was more weird is Asha's take on balls
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: in the interview.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: That's where I'm going.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: She didn't say it in front of the guest, which
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: is right plus for Asia.
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: I was surprised she didn't say that in front of
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: the guests, right right, Maybe she didn't cut it out.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: She kind of did. I mean, she she was professional,
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: she was exactly what you what that charter needed. But yeah, man,
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Asha is my maybe quickly becoming my one of my
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: most favorite reality stars.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: Oh that's awesome. Yeah, she's she's stellar, a stellar, stellar
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: cast kep. Yeah. But for her to go into you know.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: Anybody who knows me knows I love balls.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: And I was like, really, yeah, we've been watching you
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: for ten years whatever, I feel like we know you.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: I don't remember you bringing that up.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: And to go into we don't know her, then we don't.
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess not. We we really missed the boat.
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: So to speak on her love of balls, I've never
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: met anybody who's crazy about them.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: I have met women that are into them like that.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: I mean I have a few male friends that are,
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: but yeah, I don't know.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: Go Asia, No, I it put a lot more respect
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: on them typically there.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, yeah, she was treating them like guys
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: treat boobs.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she really shined a light on them, and so
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: that men maybe we'll be happy about about that. I
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: don't know.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: So, you know, I had to look up where Ellie
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: was from and because I can't figure out what her
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: accent is, you know, and I keep forgetting to look
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: it up, and I'm looking it up right now. You
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: know she's from Slovenia.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they remember something like that.
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: I can't believe that we haven't been talking about this
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: this whole time. But so when Brett did his twenty
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: three and me, so he was always told that he
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: was like mostly German and like whatever else. Yeah, so
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: he did his twenty three and meat not German at all.
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: The most he is, like the biggest percentage is Slovenian.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, isn't that wild? Yeah? Now, question did his
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: mother also do twenty three in me?
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: Well, his mother has since pass His mother has passed,
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: so she never did it.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Because I think that, like I have issues with mine
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: because my dad and brother won't do it, and I
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: don't have a paternal like I don't have the Yeah,
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: so I think it so so it might be a
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: little jaded, is what I'm saying.
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, that's it.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know much about it, but I because I
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: was like, as soon as I realized like my dad
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: and my brother weren't going to do it and I
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: wouldn't get all the info, I kind of bailed. Even
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: though I like did it, I just can't see one
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: part of it.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: Well, Brett's brother, I believe he did it as well,
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: and his came, that's a very.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: Similar female Yes, to have a female line, kidding me real,
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: I think that's I think that I'm right on this.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh my gosh.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's my favorite. That's gonna be that's my line.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: I think I'm right on this. So I'm going to
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: go one thousand percent on this.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: But I love that it's like, you know, it ends,
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: it begins and ends with the woman. You know, isn't
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: that great.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Or depending on what you are? So like mine, I
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: know I'm Greek. My dad's family's fresh off the boat,
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: but my twenty three and me just shows my mom's side,
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Like I need a paternal I need something like I
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: forget how.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: Is I don't understand mine? Mine? That doesn't make sense
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: to me because when I did mine, no one in
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: my family had done theirs and it and it shows
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: that I am fifty percent Italian and the Italian side
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: comes from my dad's side because my dad is one
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: hundred percent Italian.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: So how I don't know because I called twenty three
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: and me, oh shit, maybe this is a sales tip.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: Maybe they're like, well, you gotta get your dad and
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: your brother to do it, or we don't.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: Oh god, that can't be because my dad's side showed
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: up because that's in my blood. Like I mean, that's
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: in my genetics, is my dad's side, So that doesn't
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: make sense to me.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you are who you are?
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, listen, I'm getting DMS as we speak. People
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: are like, you're all fuck you wrong. Plus those don't
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: even work. They're just trying to get your data for
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: scientific purposes and the government and the Big Man.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean they might be so okay, look darling,
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: still listen to me on twenty three met I have
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: no idea where I am, who I am? What? I Wow?
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: I feel a musical number coming on? Is this something
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: you'd like to sing more about?
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: Tenny three? Who am I? What? Are these chromosomes.
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: I was thinking about putting this in the back of
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: your twenty three and me.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, not for this number, but I'll go for it.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that one twenty.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: Three and me, oh, please, I can't.
• 41:33
  Speaker 6: I signed the for the twenty three and me, I
• 41:36
  Speaker 6: wasn't sure who I was going to please, so I looked.
• 41:39
  Speaker 6: I put my spit in the tube and sent it
• 41:43
  Speaker 6: off with some lube.
• 41:45
  Speaker 7: I don't know why I did that. That was crude
• 41:48
  Speaker 7: because they don't need lube. They sent my sample back
• 41:51
  Speaker 7: and they said this is corrupted because you sent lube
• 41:55
  Speaker 7: with your saliva, so we cannot do your twenty three. Me,
• 41:59
  Speaker 7: we never know who you are, or you could do
• 42:03
  Speaker 7: it again, try it again, go ahead.
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: Apparently the person who I was talking to is a vampire.
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: I'm starting to sound like Emerald mad.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: That's who answered what I called the same vampire. They
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: get your father, we need his blood.
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: But it is not even it's not even the blood.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: It's the spit, right, I know. But if it's a
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: vampire and there got a job at twenty three and
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: me to actually like cod people into getting blood, and
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: what happened.
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: Now we're try that vampire is a fake ass bitch
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: telling me the wrong the results from my twenty three
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: and me. How dare by the way, this is not
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: sponsored by twenty three and me at all?
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: How did we get here? Oh? Yeah, Ellie and her accent.
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: But Slovenia and Brett's like Slovenians. So I love that
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: for all of us.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: I love it for you guys. Her accent is also
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: trans Sylvania slash like. Sometimes it's even like New York Like.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: There was a part this episode where she's like, I
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: don't know what she wants? What does she want? The towns?
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: Like that was like, sit back down, Ellie.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's so funny. Wait, you're so right.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: You're so right.
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: It's proba kind of like when Rocks, Bronze and Transylvania
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: combined into one.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: What does she want from me? He hit the shoulders.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: What does she want? Hey, I'm just trying to watch
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: the mits.
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: You don't want to go on date with me?
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: He oh way, well why didn't you turned this down?
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: Why no?
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: I don't Hey, what you're doing?
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: Joel? Huh?
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: I leave phone in Kevin, but they what are you
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: gonna do about it?
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: Eh? I got to miss the phocal uh, she's terrible
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: at her job, by the way, Oh my god.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: And Brie not finding her own laundry is nuts. It's
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: it's we're gone, We're gone, We're gone.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: Head. Brie is just like a fucked up sim that
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: just keeps walking into the corner over and over again
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: in that laundry room. Like she's not she's glitched.
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: She's flung glitched.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: Meanwhile, and and it works to Ellie's advantage because she
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: can use her as like now we see it now
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: she's like, hey, oh she's she's what's in me? Yeah,
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: you know, And it's like, yeah, we've been focusing on that,
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: but you're actually terrible too. You're leaving the bar a mess,
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: She's like those rags everywhere I don't know, New York,
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: and then I was in the Big Apple.
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: She starts typing like Carrie Bradshaw.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: The fact that Ellie doubts that they need a fourth
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: person is like, how clueless she is to what as
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: she has been going through this entire time, and how
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: she can be clueless is beyond me.
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: When did she say they don't need a fourth person?
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: I don't remember that.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: At the end, she's pissed. At the end of the episode,
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: she's pissy because she's like, fourth, why do we need this?
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: She's just in my face now telling me this is
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: such a slap in the face that she's bring on
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: a fourth stew Like.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: I don't know how I missed that. She I didn't
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: know she even found out. But that's amazing, Okay, wow, she.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: Because she has a room with the fourth store, oh right,
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: which I feel like Asha should have given Jono the single.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: Wouldn't that have made the most sense the chef because
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: she gave it to Ian the Boson, And I'm like.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: What's the difference? Like who cares? I mean, why would
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: Jonah Johno deserve it more than.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: Because he's got the weirdest hours and the most to do,
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: and I know that he might be on his way out,
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: but that even makes more sense because it's less shuffling around.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Ian to me doesn't seem to need his own room.
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: He and he's just gonna sleep, by the way, Like
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: what kind of leader is that?
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: All right, everybody, we're gonna wake up at eight am
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: tomorrow and just start fresh. And then he goes to
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: Betty's like, oh, f heads up? See what you can
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: get yourself into. I'll be I'm sleep until ten. You
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: don't get you all your hours in if you're the leader.
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, it's such a bad look. Look.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was confused about the hours the charter. He
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: was gonna like, either get too many or something. I
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: just didn't understand because we never hear.
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: That, I mean cumulative. I need to get my cumulative hours,
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: so he needs to get I don't know. I mean,
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: you know, they are required to get a certain number
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: of hours of sleep. That's the rule. So I get it,
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: you know, Yeah.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: But.
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: I just question everything about him, So I already think
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: it's suspicious.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: Yep, exactly. I was gonna say, if it was Asia,
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: or if it was anyone else, anyone else on that
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: including Brie, I would be like okay, But because it's him,
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: I'm like, what the fuck is this?
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: What is this guy?
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: What is he guy?
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Wait, I just kind of want you to do
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: more of Ellie.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: Just what is this? What is this guy?
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: Hey joey Oh god, sorry, Joe's disgusting. Oh that's just
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: by saying his name, I just was like, ugh.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean he's literally giving himself a high five
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: when he finds out there's gonna be another stew And
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: how easy was that to get another stew What took
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: so long? Why did she have to She's got to
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: call Uh, Sandy has to call the owner and be like, hey,
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: how is kicking it around? You know, like it's something casual.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: They've been they've been sinking from the They've been underwater
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: since the get.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: Go exactly because that room wasn't functional, so they didn't
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: have space to put the person. And so now that
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: they have fixed that leak, m they were replacing the
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: carpet and could put somebody in there.
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: And oh, they were replacing the carpet.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, how did I.
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: Miss some of this time? I'm so sorry. I literally
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: was just watching it. Okay, maybe I look down a
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: couple times when I was tech you right, right? But uh, okay,
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: So they replaced the carpet, so that's why they couldn't
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: get someone else in there. That's okay.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: Well, but that's also the same room where Ian kept
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: having to crawl up in the in a heidie hole
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: and figure out what was happening. So that really could happen, Yeah,
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: buried alive.
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: In the leaky cabin.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: And Darry Weiss up in the Heidie hole. Now he's
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: Sally Teresa, it's not Ellie. Yeah. So they fixed it
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: and now they can bring someone on. But it was weird.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: It felt like Sandy was having to ask for permission
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: and yeah she was yeah yeah, but maybe that was
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: just for the camera.
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: Or or she. I mean, I think that's probably part
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: of the protocol if they showed.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: Its Yeah, yeah, I just think that it would be understood.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: We got that fixed, so now we're bringing on this
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: fourth person, but who knows.
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: I mean yeah, and the owner is probably on another
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: yacht somewhere else. He's like, yeah, go for a baby.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: He doesn't care.
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: So that's going to be great to get another stew
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: in there. Thank goodness. Poor Asia. She is just you know,
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: working so hard. And she did a really good job
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: at the entertaining the guests with the winery in the
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: you know, pretending it was a winery on the boat
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: when they couldn't do anything. It was cute. She was
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: rapping and Captain Sandy loves that. She's like, she's got
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: skills that and skills with a Z. You can't even
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: put him on a CV, you know. It's just gosh,
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: she's great. She just is so just about her Yeah too,
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: quite frankly.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: And Ellie could not have done that. And Brie could
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: not have done that. Nobody on that boat could have
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: done that.
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: No way. And Ellie is keep saying she wants to
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: be a chief stew. She wants to be a chief stew.
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: I don't know when that's going to happen. And when
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: you can't get the bear basics done.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Ellie is obsessed with rank and like position and
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: that's about it. That's all she cares about.
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, why what does she say?
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: Hey, I want to forget about it. I want to
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: be I'm already ahead of you. Hey what you're talking about?
• 51:29
  Speaker 8: Oh my gosh, so in New York, only in New York,
• 51:38
  Speaker 8: only in Slovenia, only in New York.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: New York.
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: Now she's so cheesy. She just is the worst jokes. Actually,
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: she's like, is this Mike on ay? Oh you in
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: the back. Maybe she could do a tight five. I
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: kind of think that could be your gig. Can entertain
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: those guests. So dinner tuna carpaccio with pineapple caramel, and
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: the guest is like, I can't eat raw seafood. It
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: will kill me. It's on my preference sheet. And then
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: she explains she has iron overload, which I was very
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: happy to hear, just to follow up to why she
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: can't have it because I never know what's going on
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: in the body. Great to hear. It's something to do
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: with iron. Too much iron in your body and that
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: could kill you. Wow.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, But I don't understand why Jonah doesn't hang the
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: preference sheets up like the other chefs have. Yeah, he's.
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: I don't know where they are. I don't know. I
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: don't think he has the preference sheets.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: Well, he's papery. He's going through these stacks of paper
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: over and over.
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: After that, but she has seen an episode of Below
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: Deck and he has seen the preference she's hanging in
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: the kitchens. I mean, I get that he's not an
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: experienced chef, but he's seen Below Deck.
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: I mean, I would assume when Sandy sees that this
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: woman was served for this, she was like, ah, I'm
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: gonna fix that. She was pissed.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, but she didn't, did she. She walked right by
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: that plate and kept going. I was like, Sandy, at
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: least get the plate a death off to the table
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: and standy just she did not. She's like, but I'm
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: high status and she won't.
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's like, I can't touch that because it's not
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: my position. So I'm gonna have to risk your life
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: in order to keep my stripes. And then she tells
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: JOHNO she's like ROSSI who can kill her? And it's
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: in front of her as we speak. It's right in
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: front of her. I saw it. She might even die
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: right now. That's a big, big, big biggie, big big
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: big no, no, big scrub, big bad boy, bad boy.
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: And then JOHNO goes, oh.
• 54:03
  Speaker 5: No, this was a very funny reaction.
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: And then of course Sandy uh oh. And then he,
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: you know, JOHNO says, well, when people say you put
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: a lot of lime on it, it cooks the fish. Nope,
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: I mean that's how you do, savice. I get it, sure,
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: I get it away, I think, right.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Not not with Sandy almost in tears in the kitchen.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, nope.
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: When people say that's that's a bad moment for a
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: chef to say. When people say, because they can't say,
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: he's not saying, well, when I went to culinary school,
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: I was taught that technically, this is cooked. So, I mean,
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: he's just like people say, because he's a you know,
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: a self trained chef. I mean, and it's terrifying.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, although to Sandy's point, well, I guess we'll get there.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: It's better than nothing. What is Oh as a nief?
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: He can't get another chef right now? I mean then
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: the amount of time Sandy is blowing up norma, can
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: we get a chef? Can we get a chef? Has
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: a chef been born? Can we get anybody? Anyone? Anyone anything?
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: Anyone a plumber to cook? And Sandy is like, this
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: is a fireable offense, which I love when she says
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: that this is a fireable offense because she's been literally
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: saying that since day one of since John Oh has
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: been in the galley everything, and she's got no choice
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: but to keep him because there's no other chef.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, although, like, what did you think about that dessert
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: and what flavor of ice cream was at? I missed it.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: I just saw a color and I was like, what
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: is that?
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: You guys? That cookie dessert for the twenty fifth anniversary
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: after the fireworks and this dinner, and the dinner looked great,
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: and he gives his wife this amazing what looks like
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: real diamonds bracelet. And then there served this, you know,
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: calamari cooked crab carpaccio. We're doing more carpaccio like another okay?
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: And then cook on a cake. I thought, this is
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: a straight up Chili's dessert. You're not gonna go out
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: there with that, are you? Like you're not actually putting
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: a cookie on a cake with ice cream like a
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: like an Applebee's dessert, are you? And there's no knock
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: to anybody who loves that. And I'm just saying it
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: doesn't belong on a super yacht. And the guests wanted
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: a chocolate sou fla. It was embarrassing. It was embarrassing.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they I think it would have been even
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: fine with something else, because they were saying, like they
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: mentioned as examples the chocolate souf fla, like they were
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: giving him options. It sounded like because he was like,
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: I didn't have time to do this to play, and
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: I thought, but but they were pretty flexible.
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: Also, he was like, I didn't have time to do it. Oh,
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: they didn't like my homemade cookie and my homemade cake
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: and my homemade ice cream. And I thought he.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: Made those at home before he got on the boat
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: and brought them.
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: Really, no, hey, I was just joking.
• 57:26
  Speaker 6: No, no, hey, hey, that's a joke I do in
• 57:31
  Speaker 6: my home country.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: Now your Slovenia. Yeah, the uh, the ice cream was pistachio.
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, to your question, which I did not answer, I
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: don't know what flavor. I just thought it was vanilla.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: It was green.
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, it was okay, then it was.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: When it was when it back down to the it
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: was green, and I was so confused.
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: Meanwhile, someone's got a nut allergy and it's pistachio ice cream.
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: It's like, oh, no, don't you know pistacios are nuts.
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: But it was in ice cream. That doesn't sound like John. Oh,
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: I don't know why I'm making him sound like that.
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: It was in ice cream. Still nuts, it's still nuts.
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: Even if it's a crush up in ice cream, they're
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: still allergic.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: He has a great Jennifer Coolidge impression, though. Oh that
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: was great. Yeah, serve that for dessert.
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: Mm hmm yeah, get him out there, guys for dessert.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: I'm going to do my impression of Jennifer Coolidge.
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: Well, I have to say him, I didn't we didn't
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: see what the guests said about the beignets in the
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: morning because he's finally like, well let me take a look,
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: let me browse through their preference sheet. Did they like it.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we got a little bit of a oh, we
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: got a little bit of an acknowledgment. Okay, well we
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: got a lot of bit of a tip.
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: Two thousand is the biggest that you can typically get.
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: We've seen twenty five hundred and that's astronomical, but two
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: is really the top of a tip, which is really
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: nice to see. And they didn't even like leave the
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: dock hardly and the food was messed up. Yeah, So
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: that was a nice, nice group. Those Mermaid outfits were fun,
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: very nerve wracking. Coming down those steps with Asia, those
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: spiral staircases, that was scary. She had her life in
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: her hands. Yeah.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: And also like Ashia just knowing the protocol on that, like, Okay,
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: you're this level of wasted, So what we're gonna do
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: is you're gonna put your hands here and here, and
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: then I'm gonna grab here and here and we're gonna
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: move down in three quarters time. Are you ready? It
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: was Jesus.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: Also, I'm a booze.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and that montage alone. When Ellie sees it, I
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: hope she gets how hard issue is working. Did you
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: notice the wigs this episode? It's the same charter group
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: as last week that we talked about, and I was like,
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: the wigs on these guests? Did you notice them?
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: I saw the wigs? Yeah, I did. I did see them,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: and you're yes, I clocked it and one hundred percent yeah, intense, intense. Yeah,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: so they're there, and it was like wigs on wigs now, yeah, yeah.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: Did you can? We also agree that Joe and Brie
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: had sex last episode because they made a callback to
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: it this episode, Okay, and I think they did based
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: on the way they showed it. Remember Brieve was like,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: Ellie can never know about the bathroom?
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I Bill didn't you know. I guess it's up
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: in the air. I still didn't see that as that
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: they you know, landed the plane in there. Okay, but
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: I could be totally wrong. I still didn't get clarification.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: You felt like it was confirmed.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like it was confirmed. But that is
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: good editing too, m hm. So we'll see. I don't know.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because they did get together when they were doing
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: cabins and they were talking Ellie and Brie, and of
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: course Ellie was like, oh, I can't believe man got
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: in between us.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: Hey could have fit a bits of pie between me
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: and Joe.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: I should have known that when you go up like that,
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: it's so perfect, So stupid man, I can't do it.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: It was so messy, a.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: Like turning their volume weight. I know.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: Sorry guys, sorry guys, guys.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: Well, at least they are able to come together and
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: be on the same page, which is nice.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: They did that already, by the way, just I think
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: they were both too young to remember that.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: But that's great, good point. Good point. That's a fireable offense.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: Love that fireable offense. Every every charter, it's a fireable offense. Fireable,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: can't fire him, don't have anybody.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: Poor Sandy when she calls him up at the end
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: of the episode to have that conversation, uh huh, she's like,
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: it's a fireable offense. And then she's like, but I'm
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: not going to do that.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I really believe in eight eight chances. Eight eight chances. Yeah,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: oh no, eight.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:02:54
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• 1:03:00
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• 1:03:02
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• 1:03:09
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• 1:03:14
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