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Wait... Thats The Song?! · The Joe Show

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  Speaker 1: This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by
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  Speaker 1: Farrah and Farrah, Tampa accident attorneys. Hey, real quick, we
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  Speaker 1: were talking about where were you conceived and Katie, we
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  Speaker 1: are trying to convince Katie to just investigate. By the way,
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  Speaker 1: your mom will be in town. You better hope that
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  Speaker 1: I do not see her. After having, you know, some
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  Speaker 1: dirty martinis. The moment I see your mom, that will
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  Speaker 1: be question number two. It will be, how have you been?
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  Speaker 1: How are you feeling? Third question, where was Katie made?
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  Speaker 1: I can't wait. It's going to be her reaction. Now,
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  Speaker 1: you find it out. You learn so much. You learn
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  Speaker 1: about the location, maybe the vibe. What happened before? Jules
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  Speaker 1: knows none of that. Jules just knows the songs. What's wrong?
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  Speaker 2: Hey, my man, listen. I listen to this one song
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  Speaker 2: all the time. It's one of my favorite songs. It's
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  Speaker 2: Careless Whisper by George Michael, right?
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  Speaker 1: Yes. I don't listen.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. In my head, I sound just like him, but
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  Speaker 2: that's neither here nor there, right? And I play this song,
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  Speaker 2: and every time I play this song, my mom be like,
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  Speaker 2: you know you were conceived to that song.
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  Speaker 1: Like, there you go.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, oh, mamacita, you are so pretty. I come
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  Speaker 2: from Dominican Republic. I make you queen. We listen to
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  Speaker 2: George Michael. No speaking English. And my mom was like, oh, papi,
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  Speaker 2: you talking that? And then, yeah, and I think that's
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  Speaker 2: what happened. My dad had a full, big Dominican mustache.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, ay, mami.
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  Speaker 2: And she's like, oh, papi, no speaking English.
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  Speaker 1: I love you.
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  Speaker 2: And she taught him English. And my dad didn't know English,
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  Speaker 2: so the saxophone was the rhythm for him.
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  Speaker 1: Right here. And made you to the dance floor.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, oh, mami, que riga. Bonita, mami.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it right there.
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  Speaker 2: And I think that's why it's my favorite song.
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  Speaker 1: You hear that? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Can you imagine getting made to that?
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  Speaker 1: Guilty.
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  Speaker 2: Guilty.
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  Speaker 1: Guilty.
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  Speaker 2: Anybody know this song?
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  Speaker 1: Like, this is it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so old.
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing, Teddy? Yeah? I love this song.
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  Speaker 1: Do it! Do it, you shut up and get it done! Listen, listen.
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  Speaker 2: You can imagine the passionate.
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  Speaker 1: Man I am because I was made for this song.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder if.
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  Speaker 2: My boss is looking at me in the camera like,
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  Speaker 2: what the hell is wrong with Jules?
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it's that deep. I love that drop.
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  Speaker 1: Because of the song, daddy.
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  Speaker 2: Is this approved right here, this song right here? We're
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  Speaker 2: going to go up the charts for this song right here.
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  Speaker 1: I think we're the number one show now.
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, guys, I'm working. I'm not baking cookies
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  Speaker 2: for this farm right now. I should be baking cookies
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  Speaker 2: for this farm, but I can't because I'm working.
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  Speaker 1: Just like you guys.
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  Speaker 2: My name's Randall.
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  Speaker 1: I like the Joe Show as much as I like
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  Speaker 1: having Morningwood. Oh, yes, Daddy. Nice.
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  Speaker 2: I love you, Randall.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, thank you. I'll start up the gutter.
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  Speaker 2: Tonight's the music being so loud.
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  Speaker 1: I wish that we could lose this bad.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe it's better this way. In my head, I sound
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  Speaker 2: just like him.
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  Speaker 1: Smash, smash, smash.
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  Speaker 2: I want to hear cannons.
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  Speaker 1: Good God.
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  Speaker 2: Sensation.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. 1983, 1984, best years ever, man. Sex addiction, sex addiction.
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  Speaker 1: I have a sex addiction.
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  Speaker 2: It's the best, man.
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  Speaker 1: Thank God the kids aren't in the car today. Yes, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I definitely know it. They sleeping in, they
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  Speaker 1: sleeping in.
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  Speaker 2: They sleeping in today.
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  Speaker 1: Can I do a drop right here?
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  Speaker 2: I bet there's a bunch of veterans listening right now
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  Speaker 2: that remember this song when.
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  Speaker 1: They were at the war. By the way, they say veterans,
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  Speaker 1: unbelievable in bed. That's a fact.
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  Speaker 2: Ask around.
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  Speaker 1: Ask around if you've ever made love with an American hero.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 1: Ask around. Yeah!
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  Speaker 2: Only the Joe Show. Only the Joe Show will play
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  Speaker 2: you George Michaels on Veterans Day at 8 a.m.
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  Speaker 1: It's the best show in America. I'm telling you. Pizza, pizza.
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  Speaker 2: Let me get that.
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  Speaker 1: Hot and ready. Oh, she's hot and ready.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, hot and ready like a little Caesar pizza right now.
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  Speaker 2: You hear that song, Joe?
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  Speaker 1: When you're on your honeymoon, you keep that on repeat.
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  Speaker 2: I promise you, you have a set of twins.
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  Speaker 1: There's only one thing that Joe can focus on that
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  Speaker 1: are two things at once, and that's boobs. Let's not
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  Speaker 1: do twins. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yes, mistress.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, hey, my bad. Hey, I love you guys.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm just going to hang up and keep listening.
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  Speaker 1: Bye. Ready for the news. You have no idea how
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  Speaker 1: ready I am for the news. This portion of the
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  Speaker 1: Joe Show podcast is powered by Farrah and Farrah, Tampa
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  Speaker 1: accident attorneys.