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Donkey Of The Day Throwback · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: I was the donkey. Yeah, Donke here to day goes
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  Speaker 1: to Vivian Quorez aka Polka. I know I pronounced her
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  Speaker 1: name all wrong. I hope I got Polka right. But
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  Speaker 1: she's a Brazilian singer. I never heard of her. But
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  Speaker 1: I am sending her healing energy this morning. This is
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  Speaker 1: a teachable moment, and I'm sending her healing energy because
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  Speaker 1: she needs it. Okay. I want to tell you all
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  Speaker 1: something this morning, and I mean it from the bottom
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  Speaker 1: of my heart. Actually I don't mean it from the
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  Speaker 1: bottom of my heart. I simply mean it from my bottom. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: there is someone out there. There's someone out there right
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  Speaker 1: now who needs to hear the words that are about
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  Speaker 1: to come out of my mouth. There is someone somewhere
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  Speaker 1: right now who is going through what I am about
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  Speaker 1: to discuss. Maybe somebody in this room. Okay. They are
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  Speaker 1: holding something in that they want to get out to
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  Speaker 1: the world, and I need you to know don't hold
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  Speaker 1: it in anymore. Okay. I know it hurts. Okay, I
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  Speaker 1: know it hurts to let it go, but sometimes it
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  Speaker 1: hurts more to hold on. And I am giving you
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  Speaker 1: permission this morning to let it go. Let it go,
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  Speaker 1: Let it go. Okay, I know you can't hold it
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  Speaker 1: back anymore. I don't care if you're in a car
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  Speaker 1: with people, on a public transportation, with people under the covers,
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  Speaker 1: with your loved one, in a room full of people,
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  Speaker 1: ma'am or sir are they If you have to fart
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  Speaker 1: right now, do it? Okay, let it go, all right,
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  Speaker 1: air brush your boxes, let off a twenty one, ain'tal salute.
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  Speaker 1: If folks next to you have to feel a little
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  Speaker 1: backdoor breeze, do it. They will live, but you possibly
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  Speaker 1: won't if you hold your farts in. That's what happened
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  Speaker 1: to Poker. Okay, that's why she's getting dunk here to
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  Speaker 1: day to day. She was sent to the hospital to
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  Speaker 1: be treated for trap gas because she didn't want to
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  Speaker 1: fart in front of her boyfriend. All right, let me
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  Speaker 1: have some farts. Sounds right, I mean, get me in
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  Speaker 1: the mood. I need something harder than that. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: me something wetton now. That means you're trying, you're fought
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  Speaker 1: in it. I like the natural ones. They're like, there
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  Speaker 1: you go, all right, Poker, Poker, let that man go.
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  Speaker 1: He don't tell them. You can't tell them to stop
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  Speaker 1: farting all right, got it all out ready, A right, poker?
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing, baby girl? Okay, you're not on
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  Speaker 1: farting terms with your boyfriend, so you held them in.
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  Speaker 1: How many of y'all out there are not on farting
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  Speaker 1: terms with your significant others, so you hold them in?
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  Speaker 1: And if you don't want to fart around them, why
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  Speaker 1: didn't you just go to the bathroom, poker? I do
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  Speaker 1: it all the time. Why because I don't far fart.
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  Speaker 1: I don't hold my farts for nobody. But also I
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  Speaker 1: don't fart in my clothes. Okay, I don't fart in
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  Speaker 1: my clothes. When I need to blow my big brown horn,
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  Speaker 1: I go into the bathroom, pull my pants down, and
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  Speaker 1: I let that brown horn brass quiet sign, okay. Now.
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  Speaker 1: Polk is twenty seven years old, and she shared her
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  Speaker 1: gas problems with her fifteen point seven meals and followers
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  Speaker 1: on Instagram. She wrote, and I quote, I woke up
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  Speaker 1: at five thirty am with severy stomach pains and ended
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  Speaker 1: up in the hospital. She then assured her followers she
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  Speaker 1: is all right, and then she added, because that's what
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  Speaker 1: that's it, guys, I'm now fine. Just an accumulation of
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  Speaker 1: trap farts. She then went on to encourage her followers
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  Speaker 1: to pass when freely. She said, and I quote, girls,
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  Speaker 1: don't be ashamed of fart in front of your guy,
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  Speaker 1: because what's really embarrassing it is not letting your guys
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  Speaker 1: sleep because you're in discomfort, going to the hospital with
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  Speaker 1: your guy, and the diagnosis being trapped farts end quote.
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  Speaker 1: Be honest, I didn't know trap gas was the thing,
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  Speaker 1: but according to The New York Post, it accurage when
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  Speaker 1: methane has not moved through ones and testines, normally causing
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  Speaker 1: sufferers sharp pain or discomfort in their abdomen. Give me
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  Speaker 1: a fart, right, no, right right now. I don't be
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  Speaker 1: on TikTok Okay. I do have a TikTok at Sea
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  Speaker 1: to God CTJ G O D, but it's strictly for books.
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  Speaker 1: I think book talk is an amazing hashtag, and I
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  Speaker 1: love the fact that literacy and literature is being pushed
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  Speaker 1: so heavy with that hashtag. Dropped on a clue bond
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  Speaker 1: for book talk, damn it. Okay, you know you walk
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  Speaker 1: in Bonds and Nobles. Now you see a whole book
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  Speaker 1: talk section. So yes, when I do post TikTok videos,
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  Speaker 1: it's about books, Okay. I love to read, and I
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  Speaker 1: have a book in print Black Privilege Publishing with Simon
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  Speaker 1: and Schuster, so it makes sense. But there's a lot
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  Speaker 1: of other information on TikTok. For example, this doctor named
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  Speaker 1: Karen Rajon who back in September warned people about the
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  Speaker 1: dangerous in health risk of holding in your farts. Listen
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  Speaker 1: to what she had to say, but tell us something
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  Speaker 1: posting facts about faults. On average, people fout fourteen times
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  Speaker 1: a day. The more the merrier someone tells you they
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  Speaker 1: don't fault, they're lying and you should discern them immediately.
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  Speaker 1: All they've got a bowl obstruction, which is a medical emergency.
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  Speaker 1: Your average daily fault volume is enough to fill up
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  Speaker 1: a medium slage balloon. Happy Birthday, The first fault of
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  Speaker 1: your day is usually the largest. Seventy five percent of
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  Speaker 1: faults are produced by bacteria, and the large intestine digested
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  Speaker 1: food that isn't broken down is chewed up by bacteria
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  Speaker 1: that produced microscopic faults, and these microscopic faults and human
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  Speaker 1: and become one of your regular faults. Twenty five percent
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  Speaker 1: of faults has swallowed the head that you don't bump
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  Speaker 1: and dissolve gases from the blood making its way into intestines.
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  Speaker 1: Of fault is non spending gases, usually hydrogen, methane, and
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  Speaker 1: carbon dioxide. Hydrogen and methane are flammable, which is why
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  Speaker 1: you can like the fat and fire not recommended. The
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  Speaker 1: one percent of fat that do stink of volatile sulfur
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  Speaker 1: compounds like hydrogen sulfide. If you're holding the fault too long,
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  Speaker 1: it can be reabsorbed into your blood circulation and breathe
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  Speaker 1: that when you exhale. Noise of the fat is a
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  Speaker 1: combination of anual stink to vibrations and the percussion of
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  Speaker 1: butt cheeks against each other. Buttle Hud is determined the
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  Speaker 1: sound any first of all that miss gender demand. His
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  Speaker 1: name is Karan. Okay, apologies, Koran didn't mean to reduce
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  Speaker 1: you to a messy white woman named can What was
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  Speaker 1: that term pressing the butt cheeks together for percussion? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: that was an amazing, amazing uses of words drop on
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  Speaker 1: the closed bombs for doctor Kron catch fiume chess. All right,
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  Speaker 1: that's not what I got from that. What I got
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  Speaker 1: from that is if you hold in a far too long,
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  Speaker 1: it can be reabsorbed into your blood screen and breathed
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  Speaker 1: out when you exhale, you know what that means. That
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  Speaker 1: means that the next time somebody tells you that your
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  Speaker 1: breath smells like dude, do it's because it really does
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  Speaker 1: smell like dude. Do. Let me hit math cast right,
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  Speaker 1: all right, clear it out? Play the colon out ran
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  Speaker 1: there you go, there you here you go. Okay, that
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  Speaker 1: recorded himself this morning just to play this. Yes, if
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  Speaker 1: somebody did that around you, you would say to them, bro,
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  Speaker 1: you might need to go to the doctor. Something's wrong. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: nothing is wrong. Everything is right. Okay. What's the moral
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  Speaker 1: of the story. You gotta let you but burt. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta let those flagrant fuzzies fly when you are
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  Speaker 1: having rectal tremors, let that corn hole clap. Okay. And
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  Speaker 1: if and if your health isn't reason enough to let
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  Speaker 1: your farts go, then just know you should fart nowadays
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  Speaker 1: because at the president moment, farting it's the only gas
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  Speaker 1: we can afford. Please give poker to sweech outs of
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  Speaker 1: the Hamletones. Oh no you are dogee, oh the da gee.
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  Speaker 1: Oh ye, I'm a father. Nick the camera guy, a
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  Speaker 1: digital guy, Nick dropping a clothes bus and Nick, he
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  Speaker 1: just prayed for breeze that those farts for real. And
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  Speaker 1: we definitely know something. I'm a father, smell something. I
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  Speaker 1: don't fart in my clothes. I'm a father too. I
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  Speaker 1: don't fight in my clothes. I'm a father. My wife
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  Speaker 1: taught me something too. She taught you to fart. No, well,
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  Speaker 1: yeah she did. She said. If you're in bed right
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  Speaker 1: and you want to fart, but you don't make no noise,
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  Speaker 1: you just spread your cheek and it just so that's
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  Speaker 1: about you. Just randomly do that. Sometimes you don't need
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  Speaker 1: noisecuse to play with your butt that you wanted to.
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  Speaker 1: If you want to spread those cheeks with your own hands,
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  Speaker 1: do it can and it doesn't have all the time
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  Speaker 1: in here. Now we know why you don't hear it's
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  Speaker 1: no it's that makes sense though, because the doctor said.
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  Speaker 1: The doctor said that the butt cheeks pressed together caused
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  Speaker 1: the percussion. So if you spread them, yeah, okay, So
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  Speaker 1: if you if you in bed with your bull, you
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  Speaker 1: don't want your boot to know you fought, and you
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  Speaker 1: just don't. Y'all it's some kid. That's why y'all got
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  Speaker 1: six kids, only got four. Y'all is canky. You're the
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  Speaker 1: bed spreading your own ass cheek. Oh my, getting you pregnant? Well,
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  Speaker 1: this is something new. We learned to jay spread your
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  Speaker 1: cheeks for no read thank you for that. No doctor around.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't getting nothing. You just you know how many
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  Speaker 1: people are trying this right now? It works. No colonoscopy happened.
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  Speaker 1: You just in this and you gotta fart, but you
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  Speaker 1: don't want it to do because you want better. Never
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  Speaker 1: hear you be uncomfortable, well but comfortable about getting the colonoscopy, okay,
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  Speaker 1: and you know it's crazy. And he does sit up
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  Speaker 1: here and randomly spread had his cheeks and I did
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  Speaker 1: not know why he was doing. Searching you for controversy,
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  Speaker 1: you want to stark for controverstory? No, all right, thank
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  Speaker 1: you for that. Donkey in a day up next, you
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  Speaker 1: didn't press cheeks che Ask MVY if you have any
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  Speaker 1: questions about spread your cheeks. The Breakfast Club