Latest / Voice Notes After Dark / Meg N Eggs

Transcript

Meg N Eggs · Voice Notes After Dark

• Kim Bobbitt: I feel like this is as good as it's gonna get let's just fucking get started Hi Episode 9 with the beautiful funny Hilariously talented I could go on and on Meg Owen Meg is a podcast host. She's an author. She's a script writer She writes rom-coms She has two out only ever us and baby boots, which is the cowboy romance which we're excited about and we ⁓ We are really good friends with Meg just so you guys know so this is gonna get This gonna get real weird. It's gonna get real weird You're gonna get a lot of nor like Kim and be that you probably don't see sometimes. So there you go. So we were, we had already started talking about podcasting and I was like, wait, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. Let's not give this shit away for free. So let's talk a little bit about, let's talk about podcasting because Meg has had some incredible AE talent on her podcast and she has talked to some really great writers, voice actors. You name it, she's talked to him and her episodes are just absolutely hilarious. It's so fun to watch her. So Meg, tell us a little bit about how you got started with Pages and People. ⁓ gosh, okay. Firstly, hello Bambinos. How are you Hello, we love you. Thank you for having me. This is so exciting. As a host, I have... Absolutely fucking now I know what I'm doing. So we're just gonna wait How did I get into it? How did it start? It's good question as I think everybody who listens to my podcast knows I am scared of everything and I was at point in my life where things just weren't moving and I have so many dreams of so many things that I want to do and I felt really stuck in a rut And my husband, lovely Mike, suggested that I just talk. I could talk for England, as we all know. So I thought, OK, what better thing to do than start podcast? If no one listens, that's fine. It's more of like a little, almost like a diary, you know, for me to just talk about how I'm feeling, what I want to do with my life. And then before I knew it, it was sort of like snowballing and I couldn't stop such snowball. And Yeah, I now have some incredible friends from this and I've learned so much along the way. Being a host, as you guys know, it can be tough. there's a lot of pressure and I struggled with that a lot at the start. I think imposter syndrome came flooding in very, very quickly. And then I think, I don't know, I think it was... probably Atlas actually his episode where it just kind of went a little bit mad and I didn't expect it to go quite so mad so thanks dude. Yeah he does that. He's great, he's a egg. And since then yeah people have just really warmed to how I talk to people and how I apparently get them to open up and be proper little weirdos which is my favorite flavor of person. Absolutely. So yeah, honestly guys, just, I don't know. I just did it and then it just happened. And now, yeah, I'm here being a guest, which is so fucking weird. No, but it's so true that is like the way it happens is it just fucking happens. it's the same, it was the same with me and you know, with my first thing that I started doing with, you know, audiobook narrators and things. was just like, love audiobooks and I want to, I want to tell people about what I love and I want to talk to other people who love the same thing. And it just kind of snowballed, like you said, and it just turned into this. then, and then I met the, and then it was like, ⁓ we both love this and, ⁓ let's just talk about it. And yeah, it's great. just happened. And then people are like, ⁓ y'all are kind of cool. listening to y'all and it's like, really? Okay, We'll keep doing it, you know? Why am I cool though? Are you sure? But why? But can you tell me why? Like, you like, can I know our faces do funny things, but like... But why? But why? Yeah. Can you I get it, I get it. I don't understand. I don't know. I don't know. I know, the other day I had a... I'm doing a podcast for a book event next year and it was announced. And someone commented on the post that they liked my voice and I said what? Why no? I'm gonna need you to retract that statement because no. I don't I expect I don't if you listen to the episode that I did with luck Big Louie is my alter ego. He may come out We may have a talk about- He's looking at me like, fuck off. We may have a talk about Louis, I'm just saying. ⁓ no! Like I said, these people like brought it. Yeah, and they remember being around you, being with you, talking with you, they remember everything about it. So that's a compliment. actively wanted to like subterfuge and have you not guess and some of them like were either giving you hints or just about giving you a talk to you. Yeah, they're like Game of Thrones. Tell her it was me. I wanted to know it was me. ⁓ my god that screams ash Hello it was me Hello it was me I wanna die No, we've had so much fun doing this like it's so fun Yeah, so sorry this is so much so that it's kind of given us an idea to be like, you know what? We should probably do this for a lot of our guests because it's actually really a great idea Yeah, were thinking of getting them to maybe submit voice notes into their questions? we thought about it but then we were like that would have been probably that probably would have been a big ass my god not for this but yeah yeah it's gonna work your face was quite terrified then it's not It's beautiful. Because I can just imagine half of them would just be making stupid noises and expect me to understand what it means. like we just did. ⁓ Okay, okay, all right Meg so we about I destroyed everything Yeah, ⁓ we're good, babe. We talked about how you got started. We talked about like What this is how this is and everything? How did you? How did it become an AE thing like were you a listener like were you like cuz you know Pages and People doesn't really scream A-E. So, I mean, was a listener. I listened to Quinn for about a year before starting Pages and People. And as a writer, like obviously my books, they have Smut in them, obviously. Obvious, obvious. And I got a lot of my inspiration from Quinn and a lot of the voice actors. I just thought they're really cool people and the things that they can produce is absolutely incredible. So I wanted to have a podcast where I could dive into books and reading and being a writer and then also discovering the people behind the pages if that makes sense. Does that make sense? I mean, that's you just basically said exactly what what What we yeah what we were trying to do as well. So yeah, I totally yeah Yeah, we wanted to bring a little bit more, you know out about you know, kind of how the sausage is made no Yeah, you know not necessarily focus on you know the The moaniness of it all but yeah, we're not like how here for the point King we know happens behind the point King right exactly because it's honestly Pretty fucking funny It's funny it's intricate it is it is surprising a lot of it I mean, yeah, so I think it's very interesting thing to talk about for sure but then once you get past that and you just find out that like 90 % of the people that we're talking to are just like us and they're just fucking goofballs and fucking little kiddos. are such little kiddos. best time. Speaking of, like, behind the boiking, I could not get over Peach's answer about him having a whole bum. I was like, what did he that again. I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah, he has a whole, I think it's like a silicone butt. And he just kind of slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, you know. I mean, you know, you got the right tool for the right job, You got to have what you know, better to have and not need than need and not have. Say it with me, everybody. My ADHD could never, I'd just be sat there going. Yeah, the whole time you're recording. Yeah. On the ass. Head banging. Yeah. With peaches on the ass. I might have to send a particular voice note and be like, can you just make me a song on the butt drum? Can you do a cover of... Can you do an ACDC cover but like on the butt? Yeah, and then I'm gonna get Atlas to do like a guttural like... It'll be like... And then just get someone to stir a bowl of mac and cheese while it's all going on. no, no, no, it's fine. I just get Miles with his Vaseline and he could just do some claps. Poor B. It's like her least favorite thing on the planet. that's Fascinating, not gonna lie. It's macaroni cheese just... Yeah, the mac and cheese is... It's a It's lot. It's like, it gives me spaghetti hoop vibes. Yeah. Why would you try not to laugh? That's ridiculous. Let's just laugh. I was just, you know, pacing myself. ⁓ there's no point. There's no pacing with me. We are off the rails. There is no pacing. It's over. remember Super Ted, right? You remember Super Ted. Super Ted. Super Ted. That cartoon with the teddy bear that has a spotty man as a friend. No one remembers this beat. wondered what the fuck you were gonna say then. It's a British show and it's like amazing and nobody knows what it is but it exists because it's on YouTube and I just thought you'd remember it because you're English too. babe, I'm sorry. I don't know what you're talking about. ⁓ Watch this Meg you This is a story about an ordinary teddy bear. When he was made, they found something wrong with him and threw him away like a piece of rubbish into an old dark storeroom. Then, from outer space, a spotty man brought him to life with his cosmic dust. He took him to a magic cloud. Where Mother Nature gave him special powers. He became a super-ter! What the fuck was that? A spotty-ass thing? It was his spotty man-friend! Mate, I thought it was some Dover leprosy. What's a spotty man? Where did this even He's an alien! He's clearly an alien! But why is he a spotty man? Why can't he just be an alien? Because the alien happened to be spotty! Kim, we have a cartoon called Banana Man. A school child eats a banana and then he becomes Banana Man. There's not much. Welcome to British TV. Yeah, man. That's some serious imagination going on. There's some serious jugs I'm not gonna lie. The Spidey Man is what got me. was like, what the fuck is a Spidey Man? ⁓ That sounds like a disease. I mean, you guys have Teddy Wuxpin. That's not much different. No, Teddy Wuxpin is a demon. Teddy Wuxpin is not a beloved. Okay. That bear needs to burn. I like Teddy Wuxpin. I had a Teddy Wuxpin. He looks like he's possessed. I love this. No. No. We have the Puddington Gies as well. I'm pretty sure that Teddy Ruxpin is the demon that Atlas made a deal with okay? That actually makes an alarming amount of sense like I can see it I can see happening. ⁓ he is the devil's sport not mom. All right. Thank you. Thank you Love him. Love you. I love you do I? Yeah, I mean yeah, we do we do we don't want to admit it, but we do Instead of like doing that you went yeah, yeah, wait I always try to go Love you at the end because I'm like, I'm not really I don't really hate you but but I kind of do, you know Whenever I'm really nice to him I either like put at the bottom like you fucker or some sort of gift like for his anniversary. did this really long, really nice thing. It was really sweet. And all this. And then I said, you know, can somebody make a joke for these before I die? And then put a little gift saying, Hi, I'm Chandler. I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable. It was exactly what happened. And then she wrote this long ass post about like how awesome he was and talented and blah, blah, blah. And she had me in there. You know, she tagged me. And then at the bottom, I just put. Ditto. Did I? Did I fuckin' piss off? Exactly what she said. Right. Exactly. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. He's a good guy. We just like to give him a hard time. Okay. So we talked about your books. there do you let me put this way. You have you do a lot of different things. You write scripts. You're an author. You have a podcast. Like, is there anything that you would like to focus on if like it were to take off? ⁓ gosh, do you know what? It's really difficult because this is the dilemma that I find myself in daily. I have so many things I want to do. So obviously the podcast is currently the biggest thing that is happening for me. And I do want to focus on that more. I want to get more cool guests on. I want to have recurring guests. I'm also coming to the end of finishing writing book two in the Always Us series. And I'm obviously writing scripts as well. And ⁓ my God, no, this is going to be so difficult because. No, it's okay. You don't have to have an answer. I'm just serious. have so much I can tell you. But you can't. I can't be a writer or a voice actor because I just. it. We've, do you know how many people, do you know how many people are like, hey, I'll come back in at this time and I'll tell you about it, but I can't tell you about it. Now we've got like five people that are like in that category. I might have to be in that category. That's fine. We're here. We're not going anywhere. The only thing I could potentially, ⁓ my God, what could I say? Okay, by the end of the year you may or may not see my name on the pink app. May or may not. Who knows? Who fucking knows? I don't know. But why? But I do know. But why? But yeah, so that's all I'm going to say to that. I love that. I love to hear it. I'm writing a lot and that's, I love it. I love writing. That is so cool. Forgive my ignorance. Do you have any audio of your books? Are you planning to do any audio of your books? ⁓ that might be one of the things we're not supposed to know, There is a script that has been written there is a voice actor who has taken said script ⁓ What else can I say? There is also another voice actor who may or may not be taking another script that's to do with Only Ever Us as well. And I am hoping to get Only Ever Us to audiobook next year. So that's a big, big cool thing that is in the works, which is really exciting. Yeah, I'm going to leave it there before I say something. That's fine. Yeah, don't say anything. Don't let any cats out. So the reason why I asked and stuff. Yeah, be like, we'll scream. Yeah, you know, we're we're that's like, we're here for that. ⁓ But also, it's interesting because I don't know, again, a lot of times because B and I are kind of new to all of this to this whole space, like, I don't know how many times things have been done before, but I just know what I see. And when I saw what Amanda did last week with. ⁓ Atlas and Alice Adrian in that one. It was Adrian. With that excerpt of her book. Like, how could you not promote your how can no one promote their book that way anymore? Like that's the it's it's so genius. So freaking genius. And like, all I want to do now is read that book. ⁓ that's all I want to do. Yeah. So I mean, it was so brilliant. Dina did Dina did a script with Atlas. come backstage. And I think that works so well on her behalf as an author. then obviously bonus to have Atlas voicing Ren like what? Yeah, so it was like a full circle moment. So that was absolutely stunning to watch. Yeah, yeah, who knows? Who knows? Maybe that will happen. It's just such a genius idea. Like it was, I was just like, how could everyone not like, on audio books, a lot of times people will do, they'll be like little snippets. They'll have like a voice actor just read a snippet of their book just, you know, to kind of get it out there. Yeah. But to actually have, you know, this like script that's representative of your book out there. So genius. Yeah. Like an adaptation. you can like, make it short and punchy but still like all of the important bits. I was so impressed with that. Plus, mean, was Atlas. I mean, was, it was, ⁓ it was Atlas. It was, yeah, it was Atlas, Alice and Alice and Atlas, I've decided are the same human, just one's male and one's Honestly, we were talking about this the other day, like we, me and Kem thought that we were like one person, like, that were meant to be in parallel universes, but accidentally got smushed together. When we were listening to the bloopers of Alice and Atlas's latest thing, I was like, ⁓ my God, there's two more. They are the same person. They're worse than us. They're, whoa. Yeah. They are... can go that far. Well, I mean, we're not as talented as them, but they aren't very much on the same brain wave. I feel like that might be... whole peaches is gonna get so fed up with me but I feel like that might be me and peaches I feel like he I am the female version of him we have so much in common and we talk all the time and it's just so fucking weird and I love it we just we were on the same wavelength all the time and I'm just like love that everything everything that man does makes me laugh every single thing he's so hilarious like I I think I put a story up the other day about obviously how I a dream that he threw a plate of at me. I saw that! saw that! first thing he did was message me going, have you ever thought that peas smell a little bit like cheese? Yes! And I went, no I fucking don't. What? And he was like, well, now you're gonna. And I'm like, really? Really, that's what you're gonna leave me with today? That's it. That's the only conversation. He was like, have a great day. Bye, fuck off. What? What? What is wrong with you? But why? But why? Tell me why. Why would you do that? He's a fucking nutjob. I mean, those are the best people. Those are the best people. He's honestly, he's great. He's a lovely guy. He was one of, to be fair, the most nervous I've ever been to record my podcast was recording with Peaches. And like to a point where I was on, I was physically shaking and Dina was like, baby, you need to calm down. Like he's cool. He's cool as a fool. And I'm like, Yeah. You say that, but what if I'm not? Yeah, and she was like, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine. And then by the end of it, obviously we're absolutely rolling on the floor laughing anyway. But I thought that would be it, you know, and I thought it would be a nice sort of like, lovely to meet you. That's it, done and dusted. ⁓ no, no, no, no, No, no. What's I wrong? I love that. No, he's great. I can only speak highly of him. He is such a wonderful person and... A pretty good friend. So ⁓ I still it's still it still blows my mind that Atlas was the first person that B and I actually interviewed like he was our third episode. He was the first person we actually interviewed. And I don't even want to go back and watch that at all because I know like I know I know I know like I cut I don't I can't be spiraled afterwards. I was already so nervous to even do this in the first place. do not know what possessed me to reach out to Danielle and go, can you be our first guests, please? Like, I was so, I just cut out everything that I said and Kim had to be like, no. was like, cannot. No, excuse me. Excuse me, bitch. I'm not going to be the only one speaking in this whole episode. It was awful though, it was so bad, like I was on my bed, like I didn't have any kind of microphone, I had my camera, like my laptop camera, I was shaking, I didn't, my brain was like out the window. But you did it, but you did it. You did it, you fucking did it, man. But I do not know how you managed to do it on your own though, I, this would, if Kim didn't exist? Neither do I. I just wigg it. It's so incredible that you're able to like, just... Well, you would have not done it on your own. You can do it on your own. You just wouldn't have done it. That's the difference. Yeah. Go believe yourself. But why? Just but why. But tell me why. But why? Okay, so we've been teasing these questions for like a week now, so... so excited! Let me just go ahead before the madness begins and and check with you Meg. Is there anything that you would like to tell us that you have coming out or that's recently come out or something that you really want everyone to know about? ⁓ so I have two audios on Magic Wave currently, ⁓ read by your enemy Knight and Touchstone for two weeks. That's the contents of my brain. It's just blah blah blah blah blah. So I'm trying to yeah, so I have two videos out of magic way, but you can listen to now I have two books out which you can read now Baby boots is currently free on Kindle until the 10th. So go fuck get it. This bitch has to make some money somehow So I've got right. I mean keep giving it away for free. Exactly. I keep giving this shit away for free Yeah, there are things happening behind the scenes, which I wish I could tell you more about, but I have to keep my little mouth shut for the first time in my life. So yeah, are things happening. ⁓ I mean, honestly, scripts are being written and yeah, I just listen to the podcast really. Yeah, I get that too, though, because like I've got I've got. So many things on my schedule at my calendar that I'm just like I can't tell you but ⁓ my god I'm so excited about it. Yeah, it's like B's the only one that knows and I'm just like I want to tell everyone so bad The one secret I had to keep and I just ended up blacking everything out and just posting on stories going Yeah, you did do that, but you did but at least you blacked it out. I mean You blacked it out Like yeah, I Wait, you blacked it out or you blacked out? Both. No, I'm just kidding. No. I almost panicked, Ben. I was like, ⁓ I don't know. I don't remember. I blacked out. ⁓ no. my God. Okay. All right. B, how do you want to do this? Do you? So here's, here's what we kind of thought. We're going to ask you a question. We're going to let you, you can either answer first or you can try to guess who asked that question first. You can do it however you want. We're going to let you guess. and if you, if you don't get it, it's fine. Because again, some people were right. can guarantee you I will get none of them right. Just a handful of my victims. And you also don't need to cross any names out because multiple people asked multiple Yeah, there's multiple questions. ⁓ for god's sake. Right, okay, tell me the names. Okay. We've got... Boons? ⁓ Miles! I love your life so much! ⁓ god. Yeah. Randy? Not fucking Randy, Christ. That'll be about sushi then. That would be about eggs. LARC! LARC would be about Big Louie. I am suddenly very much now understanding Peaches questions! ⁓ for god's sake, questions? Well it's you do more than one? It's a multiple choice. Almost everybody did. Almost everybody did. Peaches. Okay, it's just one single question. Yeah, it's multiple choice Did you get K? Yeah atlas Fuck's sake Jeannie ⁓ Danielle And last but not least the fabled Mike ⁓ That is I think that is how he that's exactly what he said. It is I the fabled Mike ⁓ Parentheses Meg's husband Everybody loves that man. No one cares about me. It's all about Mike's question. That's literally the reason why people listen What did I listen to ⁓ Atlas was suddenly like asking about him and spiders. So I think I put up, I put up a thing on my Instagram which was like what are my guests really like? And he commented on it going something like has has Mike about spiders? My brain remembers that in his voice. don't know. I thought he said it. Honestly, Atlas and Mike have this like bromance going on and they've never spoken a fucking word to each other. How's that possible? It's so funny. Honestly, like the only the only human Atlas will ever show his face to is gonna be my husband. Not me. 100 % Fucking Mike. And he's gonna be like at the edge of the bed like just on a night just like. Just waiting to surprise him. ⁓ my God. ⁓ my God, that's hilarious. am. ⁓ Don't be they're funny they're fun they're not nothing is like yeah, they're totally fun. They're all fun. Okay, ⁓ I Okay, so first question from blank. My question is, I seriously, like brackets, I seriously can't think of anything else except to somehow put Atlas into it. Brackets. There is an Iberian killer whale off the coast of Spain that has been forming small ponds and teaching them to not only immobilize great white sharks with surgical precision extracting their livers, but has been teaching other killer whales to sink yachts and attack boats. This killer whale's name, is Atlas. on the knowledge you have of the voice actor of the same name, do you think that these two beings are one and the same? Do you think Atlas is actually a killer whale in his spare time roaming the coast of Spain teaching other killer whales to extract great white sharks' livers and sink yachts and attack boats? Okay, first of all, whoever wrote that, are you okay? No. Pop me a message, I'll send you some paracetamol. you sent paracetamol too? ⁓ my god, I love you so much! ⁓ who the fuck is that gonna be? It's... I will give you a hint, Meg. It's not Atlas. It's not Atlas. If you watched our live about... certain book that came out you would know who asked this question. I'm actually surprised you didn't get this. Like maybe like Really? I was I was I was Okay, but first of all, we need you to answer the question. Do you think Atlas is actually a killer? Well, okay. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah, duh. He's absolutely a killer way. It's absolutely him This is not a coincidence. other fucker to do something that they shouldn't obviously he's a killer. Well, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. There's coincidence This person submitted another question. Maybe this question will give you a hint as to who it is. Okay, the second question. Who do you think your silliest guess so far is and why is it a tie between Miles and Atlas? ⁓ God see I don't know it could be miles, but it could also Hey. Put her out of her misery, God, I don't know. don't know. I don't know. answer. Danielle. To be honest, I thought you'd get this because I swear every time she talks to like a new group of people, she she talks about this fucking orca. She never wanted to. She's spoken to me about an orca. Never. So so whenever we did our live with her, it was Shark Week. So just so you know. That's where that came from. was Shark Week. Things were happening. very good questions. Who are my silliest guests? I'm actually gonna say, Lark and probably Dina. Purely for the fact that Dina is the biggest doughnut on the fucking planet anyway. I mean that chat name just forever ruined Mr. Bean for me. Forever ruined Mr. Bean. She is one of the most incredible people I have ever met in my life. She's funny and she's so like she's naturally funny as well and she's naturally silly and we just literally bounce off each other and Lark she Lark is just so funny. I think we see so Such a different side of her on social media. You know, it's very much she's script writer. She's very very good at what she does She does her promotion. She supports people but that you know, that that's what we see whereas behind that she is the silliest fucker I have ever met she is so funny and so silly and Yeah, yeah, I would have to go with Deena and Lark they are Deena will always have a special place in B and I's heart forever like that girl Beautiful human being she's ride or die. Yeah. Yeah And she's just such an amazing person to talk to as well Yeah, speaking of love we can't we can't like luck is a ⁓ The dialogue last question means that that this can't be a guessing game this has to be in this question is from luck Okay Yeah, so let's just go ahead and do it Okay Okay, it's going to be a game called I love Louie not Lucy Part one You must choose to fuck, marry or kill these famously musical Lews or Louies. Number one. Lou Diamond Phillips, actor who played musician, Richie Valens in La Bamba. Lou Vega of Mambo number five fame. love that or louis armstrong trumpet player and singer of what a wonderful world ⁓ very kill okay i would ⁓ fuck was it man by number five guy? Lou Baga. Yeah, fuck him because he sounds like a good time. A little Maginot in your life. I remember him on top of the pots with Bob the Builder. ⁓ fucking Bob the Builder, what a man. What a man. Mary... I've forgotten the fucking question. Who am I marrying? Lou Diamond Phillips or Louis Armstrong? Right, I'll marry Louis Armstrong because I don't know who the heck the other one is. I'll just, I'll just. Have you ever seen the movie La Bamba? It's about this. He was like in the 50s, a like a rock guy. His name was Richie Valens. He sang the song La Bamba. Yeah, you it's probably not a big Brit movie. he died in a plane crash in the 50s. So he's already dead. So just kill him. It's fine. Yeah, we'll just we'll just yeah. I mean, have to kill someone. dead. I'll. That's the name of the game. Thanks, luck. That has. Well, well, don't thank her yet. a question. Wait, wait. Sing a line of your or two of your wedding song with louis armstrong. What a wonderful world ⁓ Sing a line or two of my Of the the man that the song that you With the lou louis you chose to marry so either labamba mamba number five or what a wonderful world was louis armstrong Wait, so I have to sing Mambo number five? No, you have to What a Wonderful World. You fucked that guy. Yeah, you fucked him. What is it? What a wonderful world. That one. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's all I'm doing. That's because can't fucking sing. I mean, that's more than I would do, so good job. I could try and scream it for you. The metal version of What a Wonderful World. Just all these hidden talents. Let's get Atlas on here. We'll get him to scream it. Yeah, I might have to pay him to just scream it. Well luck. What? ⁓ that's it for Lord. All right. Your turn, How do you like your eggs? right fucking ash that was fucking ash isn't it yeah duh yeah i knew it i bloody knew it i like my eggs scrambled i quite like a scrambled egg ⁓ lads you should try scrambled eggs with cinnamon i'm not gonna lie it's game changer ⁓ like eggy bread no like scramble your eggs Grumble it. Cook it how you like in a microwave in a pan. I don't fucking fussy. don't care. Put it on your toast. Sprinkle some cinnamon on it. Chef's kiss. Coming soon. Cooking with Meg. Yeah. Ready Steady Meg. That's fucking fantastic. We'll do that. I'll show you scrambled eggs and that's about it. Yeah, right. Exactly. Yeah. Microwaved and then the week after that on a hot radiator. Yeah. Or if you're me just outside on the sidewalk, I'm in fucking Texas. I mean, you can cook an egg out. God, no problem. You cook an egg out there. Do it. So totally yesterday. I'm not even I'm not even lying y'all I was out on the back porch yesterday and I have like a like a low-cut shirt on and my necklace The Sun was hitting my necklace and as soon as I moved I literally burned myself from the temperature of It's so fucking hot yeah, that's where we're we're on the surface of the Sun It's ridiculous. love that. I hate it here. Okay. ⁓ I'm fine. Okay. ⁓ yeah. So I knew that was going to be Ash because it's fucking egg talk. Next question. Blank asked, how do you select which egg you take out of the carton to cook? What goes through your mind when this happens? Have you grown used to their pleas of mercy or do they still affect you? Kim, that was gonna be, that was the question I wanted you to ask next. I just, just, just. Is that miles? You're amazing. How did you fucking get that? Because it's miles and he likes eggs. Yes. Also, he can't. He's got to be whimsy about it. Do know what I mean? It's not as simple as like, how do you take your eggs? know? Yeah, no. She's very straightforward. He's got so much whimsy behind it. The pleas of mercy of the poor eggs. Isn't he also very adamant in how certain eggs should be cooked and there is very much a wrong answer. So how do you select which egg you take out of the carton Meg? I... so something you may not know about me is I'm a witch. have a line like genuinely okay this is not me being like fucking stupid here I genuinely come from a line of witches and I... ⁓ What I do is I use my witchy powers and I listen for the intense screamers and pick the one that is screaming the loudest. And then I just kind of... Brush it in your hands and let the yolk just run all down your arm into don't even use it. I don't even use that egg. That can fuck right off. But then I go for the one that's a bit quieter because my life is loud. I don't need a noisy egg. I want a silent egg. And you let all the other eggs think they're safe. they're guards down. And then you go in for the kill. Yeah. No, absolutely. I respect it. I respect the process. And I'm sure Miles will as well. Yeah, he will. Absolutely. slightly concerned, but yeah, he'll be impressed by that. I mean, are you even listening if you're not slightly concerned about any of us? Do know what the worst part is? Is that it'll listen to that and it'll message me going... But... Fair point. Yeah. That'll be it and I'm like yeah It'll be like, right on sis. Right on. I think Bee's disturbed. to be like... Jesus Christ. I fucking know there was gonna be egg talk here. I knew it. I mean I'm surprised at how much egg talk there was. There was a lot. We're not even close I mean I expected Ash. ⁓ yeah. Miles, I don't know, didn't expect Miles to give me egg talk. But now you've said it, like now the question's out. I'm like, yeah, that's definitely Miles. course. Yeah, no, makes sense. Yeah. Don't know. All right, B, your turn. Blank says... ⁓ no, the head shake! No, I'm still not... What's the best Paramore song to dance around your kitchen to? ⁓ okay, so I believe that might be Boons. How did you guess? How did I guess? ⁓ I may have yelled at her for that question. My favourite Paramore song to dance around my kitchen to? ⁓ god, that's such a question. I like Crush Crush Crush, that's one of my favourites. I feel like ain't it fun is like the perfect like dancing is like in your kitchen song. So you guys you guys When I listen to paramour that was I Say that with my hair like this, which is but that was when I was like a teenager So I listened to paramour when I was like So I just have like that one album. Yeah I'm like I'm like a Haley Dan like that woman is like Up here for me like she's everything she's my whole boss. She's an amazing person Love her beautiful. Yeah, I would say crush crush crush All let flames begin I like that one that's a good one I can get quite You know, that's a good one. Yeah Yeah, sort of vibes. Yeah, no good good good very good question bones a Good question. Okay. Blank asked, if you could recreate any movie sex scene, which movie scene would you choose? Who the fuck's asked me that? my husband? No. No, but that's a good, good, good question. Good, good answer. Okay. I'm pretty certain as soon as you get your husband's question, you will immediately know. I've, I've, I've heard like three, three of his questions before and I immediately was like, she's going to get that in a second. Straight away. Straight away. Yeah. No, there's going to be no doubt. Was it Jean? No. No. Although Was it K? I will... Who? K? No. What the fuck? Randy? It's Randy. ⁓ fucking Jesus. Do you know what? I'm surprised that it was a question like that. I thought she was gonna go... Weird. Well she sent four questions so don't worry. You're gonna get... Okay. Yeah. There's plenty of weird to come. worry. Okay. Ooh. What was it? TV or movie? She said movie but... any movie sex scene. Okay so it's not a movie, it's a series. think that's fine. And it's got to be a specific, it has to be this actor like... So, The Witcher. Obviously Geralt and Yennefer. Fucking obviously. You know, I think it's the first season. I know, the one they want it in the house. Yeah, and the house falls down and then they fuck and it's like, yeah, let me out. And and Yaskia's like... He's dead! I died! He's dead, I can't believe he's dead! I finally caught up but I almost died and then it's like, ⁓ you don't love me anymore. I don't think you guys are old enough to remember but there was a movie that came out, I think it was in the 90s maybe. I can't remember if it was the 90s or early 2000s. It was called Indecent Proposal and it was Demi Moore and they fucked on like a bed covered in money. I was like yeah. Wasn't it like I think it was her and a married couple needed money and yes and the guy wanted to have sex with the wife yeah yes yeah and so she they got all this money because she had and then afterwards they just like fucked on a bed covered in money I was like fuck yes let's do it noise noise and you get paid hey what more could you want what more could you ask for anyways That's my answer. That was a good question. That was a good question. Maybe baby think. Damn. All right, B, where are you going? Kay Blank says, she's been cursed. For the rest of her life, when waking up from sleep, she is immediately compelled to get up and dance for 10 seconds. It must be the same dance every single time. You're fucking The person who laid the curse let her choose the dance because why not? This is a hypothetical fantasy scenario. What dance does she choose to be cursed with? My friends are so fucking weird. ⁓ Hey, I'm never asking you any of my questions then. Dude. ⁓ This is pretty much, pretty much like exactly the same as some of the shit that I ask. It's a stream of consciousness. I don't know. Was that Atlas? It fucking was Atlas. God damn, how did you do that? You're so good at this. You're so good at this. It was the parentheses that did it though, wasn't it? The parentheses because why not? This is a hypothetical fantasy scenario. fantasy situation. I'm like, That's so fucking outlandish. I'm putting fucking logic behind things, god damn. Exactly, exactly. He is the only one out of everybody that when I did my nice little professional, professional highway interview Meg from the podcast account, very professional. He's the only one that didn't go, Hi, yes, I'd love to and do you need it by or Hi, yes, here's a question. He just went, SHE'S BEEN CURSED! ⁓ for God's sake. I did not- yeah, nothing. No. all okay! Thanks, bud. Thank you. Cool, bye. God. What would my dance be? Like I feel like I'd say something like, ⁓ you know, it'd be something really sweet like Like that, but it's let's let's be ready. It's not gonna be that so I'm just gonna show you right? Yes, thank god. I've got shorts on lads chill the fuck out, but it would literally be something like I fucking love you! That's my definition of a twerk. That's the clip ladies and gentlemen. Yeah. Fucking record that because that's the only sort of shit you're gonna get from me like that, alright? You just made the promo. Thanks Meg. promo trainer is just me and my butt out. Yep. It's perfect. I love it. I just wanted to say like, I am wearing shorts, lads, so. I am wearing shorts, lads. Calm the fuck down. ⁓ That's what my dance would be at this, okay? Are you happy now? I think... He's gonna screenshot that and just continue to send that to me as a meme. Yeah. He set me up. Because he knew that you were going to like be like challenge accepted. I'm going to dance on my bed. Yeah, exactly. Well, I would do something and not just say something, which is why he set me up little wanker. Which is why we hate him. I'm just kidding. He's going to get it in the neck from me. I swear to God. You're to get a clip around the ear. Honestly, I'm gonna mess with him like, little bastard, you set me up! He's like, that's what happens when you're a mango. What? Okay. What? I'm the mango of the group apparently. ⁓ that's amazing. Is it because you're ginger? No, no. Hey! No! Boy you really fucking offended her with that one. I didn't even matter. Mango has red hair! Look, right. Mangoes have When I was talking to Dina and Atlas, we were talking about fruit. ⁓ the mango! Okay, okay, so I thought you said bango. I thought you said bango. Like, artist. I was like, mangoes don't have hair. What are you talking about? You understand now! That's why I was like, why? Is it because you're ginger? Like, I don't understand the thought from this! But then you said, mango's a ginger? And I'm like, fucking mangoes don't have hair! If a mango has hair, babe, it is gone off. It is way past its use by date. Speaking of, speaking of that particular fucking episode, he fucking shamed me. because apparently he did a Doctor Who reference and I didn't see it because all he said was bananas are good. He did actually shame her in the discord. That's because I clipped out that bit. So you didn't hear it. So he lies to you. Justice for being. Yeah. Well, he probably never actually, he probably never actually listened to the episode. He probably just remembered saying it. So everybody else, everybody else who went, I got it. It's lying. I don't know how they would have heard it because I'm pretty sure I clipped that out. You know what? I'm gonna have to go back and listen to it now. Like, fuck. You know what? I said something about a banana. No, wait! Wait till we're done! I said something about a banana and I was like, ⁓ yeah, you know when they go all brown and squidgy and gross and yucky, they just give bad vibes. look like, you know. Right? They give them bad vibes. And he was like, well, what's the matter with bananas? Bananas are fine! And I was like, ⁓ That was in there, I think I remember here maybe I clipped out the wrong thing I Think that was in there. I do remember y'all talking about Okay, my bad. Maybe I did talk about what I just didn't clip the right thing out. I Don't know I don't make that up. don't mind my doctor who pride was was very much on the line Yeah, to go back and listen. Yeah, go back and listen and tell me okay Blank asked, you could save the world. All you have to do is wear a pair of crocs. What color are you choosing? Peaches get the fuck out of the room right now. It's not peaches. It's not peaches. No. I was gonna have a go. I was gonna have a go. I was gonna bitch slap him through the screen. Don't talk to me about crocs. This was on a part, this was on an episode. Like they had this conversation before. I loved it so So someone must have heard that episode. I'm just saying. or maybe being cheap. Okay. Wait, so they give them more than one question all of them. Not all of them, but some of them. This is this is someone. Yeah, this is someone who has three questions. So yeah, it's been okay. Yeah, okay. Just gave me one question, but she's been sorry. No. Yes, this is hurt second of three. What was the question? You could save the world. All you have to do is wear a pair of Crocs. What color are you choosing? If I have to choose it's gonna be orange That's fair I would have made like already yeah my color Yeah, but I wouldn't choose Do you know what? No, let the world burn. I'm not fucking doing it fucking burn it Just burn it down or you could wear camo and then no one could see them ⁓ you could wear those ones that are just slippers. They've got the fluffy thing inside and you can just sit on your sofa. But babe, they are still crocs. They still have the tiny little holes in them. there. they're still... still... Plug them up with those pins that apparently you can buy for The gibbits. The gibbits. They're called gibbits. they seriously called gibbits? They're called gibbits. Gibbits can suck a dick. I'm not wearing crocs, alright? The world can just burn for all I fucking care. Sorry, I mean, to be fair, boons... just did that so she can't say anything gross i can't she's just so angry at peaches and it wasn't even really did you really fucking did and i fucking loved it yeah you're gonna hear about that probably i'm gonna message him and be like look so you're gonna hear some things yeah i'd advise you not to in the moment i didn't mean it i was a little angry i was a little will i grow turns out it was bones Sorry. I a little too certain I knew where the question was coming from. Lesson learned. You're like that ⁓ GIF of Cher and Clueless. You're like, my bad. Yeah! That's Meg. ⁓ god. Alright, B, what you got? Is it my turn? It is. ⁓ I was the horrible person who asked about crops. off that against you. Demerit. ⁓ gosh. One strike. Blank said, would you rather A, do a loud fart every time you say ⁓ B, suddenly do a poop every 100,000 steps wherever you are, whatever you're doing uncontrollably or C, forever have a very visibly sweaty face brackets dripping. Brackets. Dripin'. Dripin'. Why do I feel like that's peaches? Because it is. It's peaches. fucking knew it. Why are my friends like this? Because you're like this. And like attract light, and that's why we get on so well. I mean, let's be real. You would have probably asked at least one of these questions. That's right. I would even go so far as to say you would actively try and surpass these questions. You would ask for a baseline of ⁓ No, no. The gauntlet has been thrown. The challenge is on. Like, she's already plotting revenge. I can see it. You just fucking wait. You just fucking wait. I know. know. gonna get you back so hard for these questions. know. I know. I've already... Okay. Peaches. This up. Question. Would you rather do a loud fart every time you say ⁓ suddenly poop every 100,000 steps wherever you are, whatever you're doing uncontrollably or forever have a very visibly sweaty face brackets, dripping, dripping. That's what got me. That's how I knew it was peaches. dripping. And there's no G. It's dripping. There is an apostrophe. So he says that because all I do is go, so, ⁓ you imagine? ⁓ is really fucking rude because I'm really self conscious about how many times I say like, so if anybody did that to me, I'd be like, ⁓ right. That down right now. ⁓ fucking A says like too much. I'm not saying a fucking word. Use this when they come on your part. You did this to yourself! You this to yourself! I see how it is. I see, I see how it is. I see how it is. I'm suddenly washing my hair every single day for the next 20 years. She's a liar. Little liar. Little liar. you me another word for like? ⁓ all right. You got to the question. ⁓ yeah. Answer to the question. I feel like she's putting it off. think I'd have to have a dripping wet face. Dripping? I think is the only answer. You wear glasses though that don't have the nose pads. And... I wouldn't, Can you imagine you're talking to someone and they're just like sliding down? Sorry man, don't mind me. It's just my trippin' face. It's just Peach's curse. Just drippin'. fuck's sake. Peach's, Peach's- Why, why did they have to be shit talk though? Do you know what I mean? Like, why, why did he have to lower the tone to the point where we're talking about me shitting myself? I mean, did he lower the tone? Like I'm sure other things, I'm sure what... I mean... ⁓ fuck. Your answer to Atlas was pretty... Wasn't exactly highbrow, was it? It's the performance after! But you know what it is, you know what it is B. That was her choice. She made that choice. Peaches like locked her in to talking about shit, but she made the choice to get on her bed and dance. Yeah. It's all about agency. Fair enough. cannot believe he asked that question. To be fair, when I got the question, I sent him a message going, this is the best thing I've ever read. You are my people. I had the other one! I was just trying to out! Good good question It was a question. I mean it was well thought out. It was well thought out. Do you know what it was? was a was well crafted. It was well crafted. A multi choice. Yeah, no, I have respect for it. I respect the I respect the effort. ⁓ my god. All right. This is someone who's asked the question before. How will you celebrate if lost tapes ever agrees to be on your pod? Was that Randy? It wasn't. ⁓ okay. ⁓ God. Do you know what the worst part? ⁓ was it Ash? Yeah. Yeah. How would I celebrate if lost tape? I feel like obviously behind the message and like obviously like behind social media and stuff like that I'd be so perfesh and I'd be like I can't wait to have a chat really looking forward to it we can be proper little weirdos together and then I'd internally combust, all of my insides would fall out of my arsehole and then I'd probably throw up. I don't know that that's a celebration, but sure, go ahead. Yeah. That's how my body works. think the thing is, don't know if it's ever gonna happen. I say that I'll be like, ⁓ how... You know, like cute and giggly and stuff, but I actually think I'll be a feral, feral like little raccoon and just be like, be my friend. And he's gonna be like... I mean, that's fair though. It's so hard not to do that. Like it's so hard because like... That's literally how I felt when we talked to Atlas though. At the core, like we are fans, like for sure, you know. thing is like, Lost Hate has always been fake. Be my friend! Yeah, that's true. all know that. I don't know. I think he is so incredibly talented. Don't get me wrong, the smart is... fantastic however I ⁓ I don't love him for that reason. No, I get it. love his brain. I love the way that he writes. I love the emotion that he puts into his audios. I just think he seems like a really cool chilled out guy. And... Side note, is so cringe. When I was writing Baby Boots... The main male character was heavily influenced by Lost Tapes. Heavily influenced. I love that. And I told him once. And I was like, ⁓ BT dubs. ⁓ BT dubs, I wrote a whole book about you. dubs. But I'm totally cool. Yeah, I'm no way in hell obsessive of you or anything. Not at all. I kind of wrote the book and the main characters kind of influenced by you. So if you ever wanted to read it, just let me know. And he was like, that's so sweet of you. Thank you so much. And that was it. And I was like. He finally read the blurb and saw that the female character was a British girl! Yeah. You could see his face just like, that's so nice. It's like opening that Christmas present and just like, how do I react? Thank Did you keep the receipt? Because I need to return this shit. I'm gonna back away slowly. Yeah. But you're great. I think I've scared him off for life, which is fine. But I'm hoping that Ash can like pull some strings. and be like, yeah, LT, do you wanna come on for like a little chat? And LT's gonna be like, yeah man, sure, you're cool, we're not gonna have anybody else in there, and then I'm just gonna be there like... That may or may not be how our podcast started. Actually, actually, it legitimately was. ⁓ God. I was talking to Danielle because I was getting really obsessed with her book. Yeah. And then I just went. Because the Kickstarter wasn't doing well, because she didn't have any lives. And I said, we should do. No, I said she doesn't have any lives, trying to get Kim to do it. then. And I had literally already done one live with Atlas for Addie when Addie released Chokehold. So I had done a live with Addie and Atlas and Lauren back. And then B was like, you know, we should do this for Danielle. We should really do this. And I was like, well, if we're going to do this, then we need it needs to be like a whole thing. And she was like, I'll just sit here while you do it. Is that, is that cool? Can I just be here and you do it? And I'm like, no, that's not, that's not how this is going to work. I was like, I'm not fucking talking to him. I'll chat shit to Danielle. will, I will talk the ear off Danielle, but I ain't talking to him. And cause it started as like a group thing. Like it was just going to be a group thing. And then it was like, let's do one each. And I was like, And then it was like, then Alice was like, I'm free on this day. And then Kim was like, that's the very first one. And I was like, I'm going to die. gonna launch myself into sub brb. But you did so good. Go you but you did it that's just it like you did it like you fucking made it scared you may have been nervous it may have been something that you felt like was completely out of your comfort zone but you fucking did it you did the thing. then met Flynn who is like the best. ⁓ yeah I think I'm talking to I think I'm talking to Danielle and Finn soon actually. Flynn is like the ultimate word nerd and like medieval and he's just he's just so ⁓ he just he just makes my geek just go yeah super nice i feel like i'm gonna fumble when i talk to flim because i don't do words ⁓ i can't speak at the best of times so he's gonna be looking at me like listening to me no bitch okay no he's really he's really he's just he's really lovely he just loves to teach people i think as well so like If you express interest and not in a like pattern, it's not yeah, not in a patronizing way like genuinely just Loves it. It's yeah, we both like this Every time Did you go or did I go ⁓ it you, I think. ⁓ it was me. Lost tapes. Okay, it's your turn, B. Blank says, do fish know they're wet? Brandy? I'm surprised in that. I'm really surprised in that. You want me when you find out who it is. Is it my fucking husband? One question. you say about the soap, dropping the soap on the... When you drop soap, is the floor clean or is the soap dirty? I thought... I mean... I never thought I'd hear somebody say soap scum so many times. I think you drop the soap on purpose, you dirty. They got technical though, didn't it? It did. Do fish know they're wet? Hang on, let me go and ask him. That's cheating! Hey Bubba, I am currently recording and I've got your fucking question haven't I? I don't know, do fish know they're wet? You tell me. I don't know, do they? You would say no. Okay, I'm going with him. I would say no. They don't know their work. I love that you took us with you. Yeah. Love that. course. Hang on a minute, let me just shut the door. Love that. He looked at me like... I don't know. What am I gonna I was asking you. He was like, I You're the one that asked the question. What do I know? I was like, well, apparently everything. Yeah, I'm gonna say they don't know. I agree. ⁓ I don't know the science behind it, but that's just my answer. mean, they don't know they're wet, but they know when they're dry. Yeah, they know that they're no longer wet. So by that extension, I'm sure they would know because they're dead because they're not dying. It's just they don't have to. OK, fuck you now. I didn't realize I was right. Look, OK, I am stupid. didn't do my skeleton. That is disgusting. Did you know when you brush your teeth, that's the only time you're cleaning your skeleton? love that. That's kind of, yeah. you. Yum. Moving on. Thanks for that, Mike. Thanks for that. I'm to saying that every time I go and brush my teeth now. I'm just going to go brush my skeleton. Yeah. You will say that. You absolutely fucking will say that. I'm just gonna go brush my skull. Just gonna clean the bones in my face. Ew. Okay, great. Clean my skull bones. Yum. Alright. This is a question from someone who has already asked a question. Blank. If you could have a threesome with any two people, famous or not, who would they be and why? God's sake. Is that Randy? Yeah. I fucking knew it. threesome with people who are either dead or alive. Famous or not. didn't say anything about dead. But, you hey, you do you boo. That's my You do you. Apparently I'm thinking about the deads. I would say famous a lot because you could just say Dave and Phil from down the road and nobody... How do you know my neighbours? Because everybody's called David and Phil in England! ⁓ okay, That's funny. famous or non-famous. Probably... Do you know what I'm gonna throw Randy in the mix? She can be a part of it. There you go. She made her bed. Literally. Literally? So aside from that, I would have Randy and... Mr Blobby? Like both of our faces. I just just like inserting him into conversations and making people like get trauma. ⁓ my god that's my butt, I twitch. He has that effect on people. ⁓ shit The Colonel KFC. Okay. KFC the Colonel? Are we able to ask why? If I, if I suck well enough, I'll get the free chicken, right? Yeah, and he knows his way around a breast. Who's that? So all my, all my hope was silence. And then, huah! That was diabolical. That was so fucking good. like that. face killed me. ⁓ my god, that was fantastic. B, can't wait for you to see that. No. Look that face. Fucking A. Okay. ⁓ my god. We are never getting to all this. too. Randy and the KFC guy. Randy and the Colonel. I mean that's That's a solid threesome. It is. It is. I'm not gonna lie. Solid. And I'm, you know, I quite like a silver fox. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. know he's only a character on a logo, but... He's got a enough face to sit on. Yeah, thinking about it, have an eye No need for lube, lots of grease. Okay. Okay, I'm gonna let you process that. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I will be right back. Enjoy, enjoy whatever that was. Mac! I can't believe that came out of your lovely sweet little mouth. I'm shook at this. All you have to do is talk about chicken. I got jokes for days. Little bit of breast, little bit of thigh. Lots of grease! ⁓ ⁓ god. Okay. ⁓ I knew I'd That was brilliant. ⁓ my god. ⁓ god. Pretty sure this is why all my guests think I'm actually on drugs. I mean, jokes on them. think it's normal. babe, sorry. Yeah, I'm like, this is a fucking normal day. ⁓ my god. Happy Sunday, everyone. Fucking hell. Okay, so it's my turn. It's your turn. Deep breath. Just don't eat another fucking pickle in front of my face. Yes ma'am. Aw did you eat pickles? I want a pickle. She said it looked like her snot rocket and I was like did you have an infection at the time? Just not rocket just brings an image that Just imagine it like Like just dangling, you really the noise as well I need okay. Okay, next series. I'm dangling your scripts I need to see your scripts because I need to see what you've written down for sound effects because I have feeling they're gonna be fucking incredible. Yeah, no, that's that's fair. That's actually fair. Okay, blank says. And this is... Can help a person that did a thing before? did the question with someone who's already asked a question. What's Bec right? That's what I'm here for babe, you just holla. If you're transported back in history, are you being burned as a witch? Fun fact, they were mainly hanged but will go with the law. Christ. Who would have said that? I mean, we've already established that you're rich. Daniel. It's a good guess though. Very good. That's a very good guess. Yeah. I was surprised this person asked this question as well. ⁓ okay, so you were surprised at who asked it. ⁓ part of me wants to say Randy? Nope. I'm shit now, aren't I? ⁓ Bones. Nope. Miles. Nope. Ash. I'm just gonna go through the list, lads. ⁓ Ash! ⁓ yeah, okay. ⁓ yeah, I think I did tell... Yeah, I think I spoke to her about witchy stuff. Potentially. Yeah, I would definitely get burnt at the stake. I think we all would. I think we all would. It's weird because I remember telling Randy about stuff that... ⁓ god. Like witchy stuff that I've done slash has happened and blah blah blah. So I just assumed that she'd be like, ⁓ bitch, you're getting burnt at the stake. thought we were going a different direction with that. Let's be real, did you really have to be a witch to get burned at the stake? That was really a qualification. just had to be a woman. With a brain. Heavens for Bode, I know how to read. With my wandering uterus. Okay, I would absolutely be better at the stake. think we all know that. All right. We do. Next question. What is the funniest or weirdest sound effects direction you have written into a script? ooo Who would have asked that? I feel like that's very much a genie question. get it. Ooh. What's the weirdest? Weirdest or funniest? So there is one. I don't know if it's sound effects, but it's more of a voice actor. Like stage direction counts, I Yeah. That counts. And it literally just says... So he's speaking and he just says cut off mid-sentence by dick suck. Not dick sucks or dick sucking, just a single suck. Yeah. Well, I mean, that's all it takes. I would pay to read your scripts. Like, well, I need to see what is in what. What goes on in those directions? Yeah, yeah, yeah, we love that. That's such a fun like I love that. It's like a tie like dig suck. Yeah. Cocks who? All right. Yes, yes. Put that in a script, please. ⁓ no. ⁓ my God. That's brilliant. Snot Rocket and Hawk 2, all in one script. Just a guttural like. Yeah. You know what? I could see Atlas putting Snot Rocket in an audio. you imagine that as a tag? No, you know cuz he's his girlfriend's crying and he's trying to be all sweet. He's like, ⁓ you've got a snot rocket and everybody's would and he would make it fucking cute Okay, I'm gonna write in my script and just see how it goes. Let's Tell me tell me I'm wrong. Tell me I'm wrong ⁓ babe, you gotta snot rocket, let me get it for you. everyone's like, ⁓ wow, that's so sweet. And then behind the scenes I'm like... He's like, babe, let me get that slot rocket before peaches gets here. ⁓ like he could do a cameo in all you hair is him walking through the door and going, nevermind. Sorry, guys. Three songs. doll. Frog doll. No, no, Who do you? Fucking mingers. Or no, he just walks in and like gets a hankie out of his sleeve and like throws it at you and three. And the SFX of it fluttering, fluttering around. Until she's like, obviously got rid of that snot and then she throws it and it just lands on the wall with like a... ⁓ Like one of those like sticky hands? Yeah! Like the crawling things that you used to get as a kid that just fall Yeah, they crawl down the wall and like leave a like slime trail. Like those eating things. Except it's my snot. And your mom's like... Ugh, why? Ew, clean that up! It's like you fucking clean it up. You leave the stain on the wall! Mom! God! Mom! So, if anybody would like to hire me for sound effects, you know where to find me. And if anyone wants to script the snot rocket in it, You know where to find me! If anybody wants to hire us for brainstorming ideas, we're calling! We've got tons of them! good at this. We're practically dripping with... ideas. ⁓ I feel actually genuinely a bit queasy. What's wrong with me today? You're coming out with some incredible fucking puns though, man. I'm not gonna lie. You are on is stay with me. I'm on I am glad that I didn't fully hear that. ⁓ my god. we gotta go, we gotta go. Meg's gotta go to bed. Okay. Okay. Okay. Is it my turn? She's not even looking at me. I'm looking at my phone. I'm trying to figure out where we're... I asked that question. It's your turn. Yes, because Meg's got to go to bed. You don't do anything. You don't even sleep. You sleep when I sleep. Tell me I'm lying. Tell me I'm lying. Tell me I'm lying. Okay. Blank says. If a small animal was scaled up to the size of a horse, what would be the coolest one? That's such a good question. Right? It actually is. that? That's a normal question. Who the heck said that? I mean, I don't know that I'd go as far as normal, but it's a good question. I mean, it's normal for us. It's normal for us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is it someone who hasn't asked a question yet? No, it's somebody who already has. Yep. Sorry. Some people got really into- they really got into the- Ugh! I hate my parents! I hate it here, Mom! Get out of my room! I don't know. I love how I keep looking at this list of names because it can miraculously give me the answer. It's like looking at a fridge when you're hungry and you can't. Mmm. Yep. Bones? Nope. Randy? What was the question? ⁓ If a small animal were scaled up to the size of a horse, what would be the coolest one? I knew you were gonna say that obviously obviously obviously Imagine one of my noodles the size of a horse. Yeah Yeah, one of my five snakes, you know Yeah, all right, I choose that that's a really good question. That's a good I knew you were gonna say snake though Sorry, I'm so predictable. You could dress them up as sand worms for Halloween and scare the shit out of everyone. ⁓ that's epic. Yeah, definitely. Or you could just be Beetlejuice and just ride your snake. No pun intended. Yeah, just gonna ride Marmalade into battle. No pun intended. Okay. You're just saying, it's Garfield, it's Garfield. Just had an accident. Blank asked, have you had any kind of egg apart from chicken eggs? If so, what's your favorite? If no, which would you be most intrigued to try? Example, duck eggs. ostrich eggs? See, this is difficult now because there are so many people in the egg law. Yeah. I'll give you a hint. I was so happy with how many how many egg questions there were. This person has asked an egg question before. So it's fucking miles then. He went all in on the eggs. I'm just saying. all in on the eggs. All in. So, yes, I like chicken eggs. I've tried duck eggs. You know, I'll take it or leave it. They're really yummy. I'm not a fan. I would love to try that massive ostrich egg. Ostrich egg. That's the one. That's the one. Yeah! The one that you see on the Flintstones. Yeah. want to try that by all means. Shut I really want to try quail eggs. Were there ostriches? No, there was little baby one. I'd mix them up with Cadbury Mini Eggs and give them to my mum. savage. love it. You know what? would love. That's my idea for this year. Do candy eggs count in this question, Miles? Because if so, I'll eat the shit out of some candy eggs. I love the galaxy like little galaxy ones. Yes. yes. The Maltesers ones. They do Dane ones. I fucking love Dane. I love them. Miles, this is a really good question. Thank you. I mean, didn't put chocolate eggs as an example, but if he didn't say it's not included, I mean, I think that's your fault, Miles. Not I mean, if caviar is included, I think chocolate eggs should be. Yeah. If fish are included, why can't cocoa beans? So much unsolicited vomiting on this episode. We might have to put an emetophobia trigger on this. Just bite BT dubs, guys. We'll have our own list of tags. Not the way you think. And confuse the shit out of people. But wait, is this an audio erotica? No, no, this is just... Wait, these are tags? Hang on, I've never seen these tags before. No, you have not. No, this is just nonsense. This is just straight up nonsense. This is what this ⁓ my god. Biles. Do you know what? I'm gonna have to send him a bag of mini eggs now and I... I know, right? Ugh, yummy. Okay, your turn, Bee. I think you should send him some... eggs and just hope it doesn't... ⁓ wait, no reason. Cannabis is allowed kinder eggs, aren't they? We have them. American Kinder eggs are very strange. They're like American Kinder eggs are not real Kinder eggs Yeah plastic right and then you open in there's bits of chocolate in it And then there's like you have a spoon and you spoon out the creamy bit. ⁓ yeah, we've got those too. Yeah, but that But they're like special edition that that is their that is their Kinder egg that is the only kid they don't with they don't we're not allowed to have the real Kinder eggs anymore because of choking hazards, but again, like all of our food is shit. Like that's like literally the least of our problems right now. Like I honestly, if I choke on a chocolate egg fucking fine, I would rather do that. Like ⁓ diarrhea lettuce, like give me a fucking break. Give me a chocolate egg. you hear? Did you hear about the Clorox? The Clorox got recalled because of the bacteria in them. I fucking live in hell. I swear to God. Also, I think I might have to identify as a choking hazard. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, We're bringing this back. All right, it's your turn B That was miles. Yeah, and that's all of miles Okay, so miles is done. I'll tell you what I'm gonna even give you a hint We've got one boons One one Randy One ass Yeah, and 1k. ⁓ okay. So there's no need to actually think about it. Okay. Did you do did you do do be do gene? Yeah, yeah sound effects sound. Yeah, you gotta get that you get the shit out. Yeah, I guess that unlike straight. Yeah Okay Okay, blank says, and this person was very nice and gave you a big fat hint. If you hosted a dinner party for all your podcasts, what kind of dishes and beverages would you serve aside from vodka lemonade? Aside from vodka lemonade? Lemons. It's like K. Because Mike's question to Kay was, but why does life give you lemons? ⁓ my God. I sent her. She was. She was laughing for days. mean, that is so that's pretty funny. Yeah, I get it. Yeah, that's a good one. What? So what? So if I had a dinner party, you serve? Yes. What would I serve? What food and drink? Well, I can tell you damn fucking well what we're not having, which is busted sushi. Or eggs. Yeah man, look, do you know what? I might throw a couple of fried eggs in there. What's with the sushi hate? I fucking hate sushi. Sushi's fucking beautiful. It is the pinnacle of the food. I mean it's pretty but it's not... But I'm a vegetarian and I have sushi. I have sushi with cucumber, have sushi with pepper, I have sushi with egg. But that's not sushi. Yes it is! Sushi's what? Fishy fish? Sashimi is fish. That's fucking disgusting. Just the name of it is disgusting. Whoa. Whoa. Now, Time to clear into ages of Japanese language here. No. Blasphemy. Get it out my face. We're not having sushi. ⁓ steak? That is just rice and rice and... Okay. Baby, I'm sorry. will never ever ever turn me to sushi. It's never gonna happen. Brandy's already, already, already is trying to force feed me sushi. Reese is also trying to force feed me sushi. And I'll tell you what, I'm not having it. I'm not fucking having it. All right? I'll stick to my steak and I will be happy and so will you. All right? You want your sushi, you eat your sushi. Give me my cow. Donna Noble, right? Just that that was that was I I'm a little bit in love with you now. I mean now. Well, I mean, if I mean before, but like she just don't know. Looking at my watch that I don't have on, it's been two hours and you're only just falling in love with me. I'm sorry, but there is a level of love. There is a level of love. then if somebody starts like. becoming a Doctor Who character. It's obsession. It goes from love to obsession. Hey. Hey. can also say she's awesome. Okay. So, steak. Lots of potato. pasta for days. ⁓ shrimp. Shaky mangoes. Just have them hidden. You don't like shrimp? Did you just say shrimp? Yeah. You don't like shrimp? Is that what you both said? ⁓ I'm so in sync. Yeah. I mean, it's... No, I will not have shrimp. Okay. I just asked. Normally people... They're the same nasty thing, aren't they? It's a steak and One of them's bigger than the other. Steak and shrimp go together. they still... got little legs. mean you don't need the legs. You still gotta take the jacket off and pull the hat off. You've got to take the poo line out. Well. Unless you're peaches apparently. You get someone else to do that. I love it. You get them pre-pooed. Hmmmm It's just the way you say things. So casually, like, yeah but, you can get them pre-pood. I can get ya! Go! ⁓ I'm in pain. You know what? This may be the first no edit. Don't blame you. Just let it play. Just let it fucking play. Yes, and those those two times when I fucked off for a while, we'll just let No, we'll take those out. We'll take those out, but everything else is fucking staying. The greasy kernel, the fucking... Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay steak potatoes potatoes What I'm gonna have plate peas just peaches ⁓ Make them mushy that no because I don't want mushy peas on my face And we all know he's gonna launch it. Well do it first Okay. Drinks? I don't know, man. I like a good rosé. Yeah. Rose. We'll do Rose. obviously vodka lemonade. Duh. Obviously. Duh. Okay. All the guests are gonna listen to that and be like, yeah, no, we're not coming. Yeah, should get around that by saying we've got vodka and we've got lemonade. It just happens to produce. I'll put fucking sushi on the menu and they're all fucking flooding, won't they? I mean, I don't know. you making it? Because if you don't like sushi and you're making it, I don't know that I'd come. can't just say that was you don't you don't make something that you don't like for other people like I Wouldn't make something I've not I would learn to roll sushi for you. I hate fucking sushi, you ain't got to do that. Okay, well fine then. Okay, fine, I will learn to roll veggie sushi for you. You can that for me. This is like the last Rollo conversation, I'm having so much fun. Yeah, we really are off the rails. We're gonna have to do a make it with Meg, aren't we? Yes! Ready, steady, Meg, and it's just you going, FUCKING HATE THIS! I fucking hate you, Who the fuck would eat this? Just slap him fish down. Flip the fucking table over. You know the name is disgusting! Just the gutter will... Dude, that was pretty metal. It was, wasn't it? I was quite pissed with that. It's like when I did it on my episode with Boons when she told me when she told me that Atlas was voicing Ren. ⁓ yeah and you were just like yes I'm so funny! I'm gonna move my microphone away because it's gonna be loud but I literally went FUCK OFF Like a fucking demon came out of you I that because I remember screaming at the top of my lungs at like 3 in the morning that I did that too and all my windows were open and I just... Let ⁓ them hear. Let them hear you scream. You need to do that again. need to like, just channel your inner... head. Okay, okay. The absolute demon is coming out, so let's... This is when I get a message from Dina like, so Chupancy being on a euclid track. Fuck yeah! Sounds awesome! like a little like backing track, you know how when people like sometimes put backings of like people talking, and random interviewing, and it's just like... god! Like ⁓ my god, that just reminded me of Miranda then! Yeah. ⁓ that's sweet. Who knew laughing worked up a sweat? It's very physical comedy. How about breath? OK, OK, OK, OK. OK, we've got Boons, Randy and. ⁓ we've got one more ash. Boone's already in it. ⁓ one more ash. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. You get to sit down and have a drink with one of your characters, which I think I already know the answer to this, which would it be? Let me guess. ⁓ god, you know what, that's really tough. So, okay, so need to, who would that be? Who would have asked that? Booms? Yeah. See, it's difficult because I know you think, I, first of all, I was gonna say Jensen Stone, obviously from Baby Boots. Yeah. But I actually think I would want to sit down with I want to sit down with Theo Hale from Only Ever Us purely for the fact that he is based a lot off of Mike. He is the walking green flag. And he in the book, Theo is absolutely obsessed, besotted with June and he doesn't know how to handle it, you know, so I would love to sit down and talk to him about... that sort of stuff, think, like get inside his brain a little bit more. Well, Matt just the fucking cutest thing ever. cool guy, you know, he's cool guy. I kinda like That's a good question, Bones. I like that. my god. We're so close, we're so close. So close. Okay. Blank notes. Get so far away. Blank says, if you could be a snake, what kind would you be? I know this question, I know this answer. because it's my fucking answer too. Is it... I've got to ask who... Randy? ⁓ it was Ash. ⁓ Ash. Nice. I would obviously either be a hoggy or... I'd be a rattlesnake so could just shake my ass everywhere. I might be that snake that looks like a bad children's drawing. You know which one I'm talking about, the one with the... Isn't that something like a worm snake? But I just feel so sorry for it. Hold please. So I think that we should start a formal petition for the fact that the dance that you did for Atlas's question is now named the rattlesnake. Yes. ⁓ is rattlesnake. Hear the rattle? A worm snake just kind of looks like a worm. So I don't think it's a worm snake. Just Alan Parkage off on the side just going ahhhh Yeah, it's not a worm snake worm snakes just look like worms Yeah, okay, so I'm sure if I google Snake that looks like a bad child's Now that might pull something that might bring us some results that might bring that much me like ⁓ it's Snake that looks like a child drew it. ⁓ my god, I always forget how ridiculous it looks. ⁓ my god. The eyes on top of the head. The eyes on top of the head! How do they even see anything? It just looks like those... It looks like a long poo. Those snakes or worms that you used to make in like primary school. Arabian It actually kind of looks like an intestine. It's an Arabian sand boa. Sand boa, that's it. Because it lives, because it like buries itself in the sand. Yeah. I'm using what it looks like when it's coming out of the sand! Yeah! is just... Me. Me coming out of my bed like... That was a really good question. That was good. Okay, last question and then we've just got a few more. this is perfect. Which color do you think would be the hardest to seduce and why? So that's obviously Randy. The hardest colour to seduce. ⁓ I want to say something like white or silver because they're really like... I'm really like, don't touch me. I'm the only one with a god. mean, it's like, you fucking not. Yeah, feel like, yeah. I think that's fair. Yeah. Yeah, very, very, what's the word? Very virgin. You know, and virgins are tough, like they're tough cookies to crack. yeah, historically. You know, back in the 1500s, when everybody was a slut, probably not. Whereas now, ⁓ my God, we've been on this that long. I've now only got 15 % battery. Okay. Alright, I'm gonna ask you two questions. was brilliant. Two questions. We're gonna do them fast. ⁓ my. If you were a pinata, what would you be shaped like and what would you be filled with? Well, I... That's a Kim question right there. I would be shaped. think I'd be shaped like... Like it might be a duck. You know, don't find duck pinot very often, you? No. Perhaps there's a reason, but yeah, sure, we'll go with it. Inside, I would be stuffed with... Careful. I would be stuffed with eggs. It would. And it would be all different kinds of eggs as well. But you'd have to give me one massive, really, really hard hit to get that ostrich egg. I can't say it. It's been a, we've been doing this for a while. It's fine. English is hard. Ostrich egg. Yes. Yes. Okay. If you ever go missing for 24 hours, where should we look for you? in the cured meat section of the supermarket. You shall find me in the deli! You shall find me in the deli! Surrounded by the German meat. Fun fact, Mike's German. ⁓ I'm not, I have so many things I could say right now and I am. like there's no better way to end this madness than German meats. I'm trying to think if German sausages. Bratwurst. Bratwurst. I don't like Bright West. What's the one that does the best thing friends do? You Yes I do. I'm a one kind of sausage gal, I'm afraid. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. That's what they all say. It is. No, I am. I am. I promise you, I'm a one kind sausage gal. ⁓ sorry. ⁓ my god, I'm sweaty, all right? I'm hot and sweaty but I know how to... I don't know, I'm not a human. Guys, it's been two and a half hours. We're all fucking delirious. You people and these questions were diabolical. Thank you all for contributing so much to this wonderful madness. ⁓ We have to do this again. I feel like we should do this like once a quarter. Just fucking yap with each other. Yes. I will have you on pages and people very, very soon. This was too much fun. I'm sure honestly, they've got like more Meg funny. ⁓ This was too fun, too fun. Honestly, I don't think we're going to do I don't think we're going to do group therapy this week. We're just going to fucking throw this out there and we'll we'll double up on therapy next week. No, this is better. Trust me. This is better. Trust me, we're fine with it. Yeah, so get ready for Super Size Meg with us just laughing our asses off for two and a half hours. ⁓ guys, thank you so much for having me. We you. so much fun. love you guys. What a chat. Thank you for being here. Thanks for hanging out. I hope that it wasn't too painful being on the other side of the questions, but... I think that's what stumped me half the time, because I'm like, hmm, questions, yes. ⁓ fuck, I'm the one to answer. I just find it hilarious how fast and angry you got when you Peaches. Is it Peaches? That motherfucker. Fuck, it's Peaches. He just dares talk about crocs. How dare you. knows my feelings for asshole. Which is why. You had like- you had like murder in your eyes. was- My fists were ready. Yeah, no, you were- you were ready- you were ready for violence, for sure. Yeah. So many gems, so little time. There will be many clips coming from this, ⁓ this- This outing. Including the invention of the rattlesnake, if you know your name. ⁓ fuck. Yeah. I've just realized that people are gonna see- Your ass? My ass is great. I am mad about my ass. your ass is fabulous. It's the really, like, rigid one. My ass is trying its hardest to headband but it just can't quite get there. Not right from... I mean it's like the... challenge, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no. No. Thank you Atlas for making me do that. Was it Atlas? Thanks Atlas for the rattlesnake. It was Atlas. Yep. ⁓ my god. I like how you're more rattly him for like asking you a question. that led to you choosing to do a dance instead of being mad at the person that forced you to sing a line of a song. That was Lark. Lark can do whatever she wants. Lark can do whatever. can tell me to jump off a cliff and I'll ask her which one. Lark can do whatever she wants. We're good. We're good. ⁓ my god. Thank you so much for this. had so much fun. Thank you. you. Thank you. Such a blast. Thank you. Alright. No group therapy this week guys. This was too much fun and we can't we just yeah. No, just no. faction. Just sign us. See you next time. Bye. Bye. Love.