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#477 We Don't TURN FROWNS UPSIDE DOWN the Same with Edwin San Juan · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  Speaker 2: What's going on, xt G?
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  Speaker 3: Dog, what's up? I'm feeling good?
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  Speaker 2: Dog? Here? It is there, it is dog.
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  Speaker 4: He didn't say excited.
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  Speaker 2: I know. He try trying to throw a curve chill vibe.
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  Speaker 5: I'm really I'm just really happy to be here, not
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  Speaker 5: worried about that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's telling the guy that's like forced to go
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  Speaker 1: to the company meeting.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's kind of hard.
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  Speaker 5: When I start up. They started off you with and
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  Speaker 5: this is illegal here. What's up? How you doing? Somebody
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  Speaker 5: come in all?
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  Speaker 2: Thank you?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you for shouting me out.
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  Speaker 6: Guys, y'all, let everybody go remind everybody that I'm a
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  Speaker 6: fucking undocument Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: We do every episode, Yeah we do. Yeah, you want
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  Speaker 5: to keep interrupting everybody else.
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  Speaker 2: You call me factory weapons.
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  Speaker 6: Got yeah, yeah, Like what we're gonna just ignore the
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  Speaker 6: obvious here?
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  Speaker 2: I was like, we know, we know, bro, November reason.
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  Speaker 6: You don't care anymore if you're losing weight. You're like,
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  Speaker 6: that's only gonna be for so long.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, come November, bro, you're gone.
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  Speaker 3: Keep drinking that beer.
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  Speaker 2: Come November, bro, You're gone. What is it?
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  Speaker 1: Also joining us for the first time ever here, Let's
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  Speaker 1: welcome the one and only the funny Edwin San Juan.
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  Speaker 4: Everybody, Yeah, what the fuck?
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  Speaker 2: What's going on here?
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  Speaker 4: It's nice to see that every episode is documented, that
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  Speaker 4: X is undocumented that way when it when he actually
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  Speaker 4: gets documented.
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  Speaker 1: Gets documented, like I can have a compilation of all
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  Speaker 1: the hundreds of episode of me just calling him leg
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  Speaker 1: or introducing him, and then like I'll play it like
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  Speaker 1: before he before they stamp his paper, and they're just
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  Speaker 1: like all right, citizen.
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  Speaker 6: Like those videos those blogs of like me first time
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  Speaker 6: in Mexico, it's gonna go viral. Like I'm kind of
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  Speaker 6: waiting for it because they're like, all right, after calling
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  Speaker 6: this so long, I want to see what it's like for.
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  Speaker 3: Him to go to Hong Kong.
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  Speaker 4: That would be funny if he ends up dying. You
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  Speaker 4: finally get there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like you just waited out there and then somebody's
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  Speaker 1: like fit, like you go crazy and ship Hong Kong.
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  Speaker 2: They get you, bro I can kill you Hong Kong.
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  Speaker 5: That's what you're wrong, You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: They if anybody wanted to like take you out somewhere
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  Speaker 1: in Hong Kong, I think that'd be like a Hong
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  Speaker 1: Kong be the easiest way to get somebody like if
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  Speaker 1: you know, you're like, you got to like a horny
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  Speaker 1: as steal that goes there a lot.
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  Speaker 2: If you want to kill him, have a bitch do it.
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  Speaker 4: I thought you were talking about Hong Kong in Asia,
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  Speaker 4: But that's that's a brothel, isn't it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Oh I'm thinking about Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, that's what that's the Hong Kong he
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  Speaker 1: wanted to add to.
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  Speaker 5: I thought, that's the only Hong Kong you should want
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  Speaker 5: to go to.
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  Speaker 4: What I was trying to see Godzilla or something jan Oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: Hong Kong's in there, China.
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  Speaker 3: You can see a fat bitch called Gozilla in there.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, also too, welcome back. He will be pushing
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  Speaker 1: the buttons tonight. Welcome back Rock Samson.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I'm here. I forgot about that.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, you know.
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  Speaker 1: He heard you and also too. Shout out to Weavers.
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  Speaker 1: I went to this uh luau sash this weekend. I
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  Speaker 1: haven't been. I saw a lot of friendly faces out there.
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  Speaker 1: Shout out to Tributear for inviting me, and I went
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  Speaker 1: out there to check the scene out. I'm probably gonna
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  Speaker 1: have a booth at this event. Its upcoming event. It's uh,
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  Speaker 1: it's pretty dope and I was able to see some
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  Speaker 1: of the og homies. I've been in the industry for
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  Speaker 1: like ten years, and Weavers is one of those guys.
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  Speaker 1: He's one of those talented rollers. Like he's like a
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  Speaker 1: master roller. Hey day, return the volume off the fuck yeah,
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  Speaker 1: amateur hour over here.
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  Speaker 5: You you literally announcing it makes it more of a
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  Speaker 5: more of a thing.
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  Speaker 1: Because I heard it in my headphones if you put
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  Speaker 1: him on. But yeah, so big salute to Weavers being
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  Speaker 1: a master roller. I mean, this guy has rolled a
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  Speaker 1: five pound RPG. This guy has rolled like our pieces
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  Speaker 1: that are are blunts that are in a museum, and
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  Speaker 1: essentially this is kind of like the blunt paper, the
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  Speaker 1: blunt paper machhaver is into a blunt or this is
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  Speaker 1: shine gold papers on it.
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  Speaker 2: So and it's a tieky head.
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  Speaker 1: So it's this is this everybody that's wondering, Oh, you's
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  Speaker 1: gonna smoke ink, you guys are gonna like, no, it's
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  Speaker 1: not bro This is all literal pieces of papers, like
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  Speaker 1: actual rolling papers.
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  Speaker 2: It's soy ink.
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  Speaker 1: So it's it's it's it's edible and it's ingestible and smokable.
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  Speaker 1: But this is pretty dope and it's handcrafted. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know exactly how much weed is in here, but it
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  Speaker 1: is rolled with a funky filter.
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  Speaker 2: But we're about to find out in a few minutes.
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  Speaker 2: Hit that thumbs up.
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  Speaker 1: If you guys want us to smoke it right away,
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  Speaker 1: or if you guys want us to light it up,
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  Speaker 1: because this is a special way you light.
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  Speaker 2: Something like this up.
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  Speaker 1: You have to use the torch and you have to
• 5:43
  Speaker 1: kind of have that March Simpson burn. That's the reason
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  Speaker 1: the hall is right there. A lot of people don't
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  Speaker 1: take don't take notice. If you want something to burn
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  Speaker 1: smooth and you want that movie ash, you want that
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  Speaker 1: movie perfect type of ash, you gotta put toothpick right.
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  Speaker 2: Through the middle. Of the joint.
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  Speaker 1: If it's all fill around, and then that'll give you
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  Speaker 1: the perfect air flow and you will be able to
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  Speaker 1: have nice looking ashes.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, I didn't know that. Toothpick.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you like, do you keep the toothpick in there?
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  Speaker 1: No, you do it like this. You put the toothpick
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  Speaker 1: in there and then you just take it out. Sometimes
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  Speaker 1: you might even want to do the circular thing. That's
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  Speaker 1: that's why some tips are even like that. Some tips
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  Speaker 1: will have the dots all around because it gets all around.
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  Speaker 1: Hit shut out to TNT.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's full of weed, and so yeah, this
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  Speaker 4: is all weed?
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  Speaker 2: Like, this is all weed.
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  Speaker 5: No, it looks like a toilet paper roll.
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  Speaker 4: It looks like there should be chocolate under there or something,
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  Speaker 4: and almost like you just want to bite it, but
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  Speaker 4: then your.
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  Speaker 2: Feelings are going to hurt.
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  Speaker 4: Get your feelings hurt, Get your feelings hurt?
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  Speaker 5: How much? I don't think we know how much is
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  Speaker 5: in there? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: This is this is this is this is worth it's
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  Speaker 1: a six hundred dollars blunt. Wow, I don't know how
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  Speaker 1: much weed exactly is in there. I do have a scale, though,
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  Speaker 1: we can weigh it out though.
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  Speaker 3: Breaking news, you're breaking news?
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  Speaker 5: What Joe Biden's have done you know, Cartel co founder
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  Speaker 5: and bother taking into con City and today a couple
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  Speaker 5: of hours ago.
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  Speaker 2: Damn it is? I mean, does that get is that?
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  Speaker 2: Are you excited about that?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Not like I'm saying, like, do you get excited? You
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  Speaker 1: know how Salvadorian is Like when boll they locked up
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  Speaker 1: all the mis thirteens, We're all like, yeah, locked the
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  Speaker 1: motherfuckers up, Like the Mexicans are like, hell, yeah, fix
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  Speaker 1: our country, or you're like, no, I keep extorting people like.
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  Speaker 2: I want to know because Mexican like live over there.
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  Speaker 6: That really doesn't affect me obviously, but I'm just breaking news.
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  Speaker 6: Why does it always have to go back to what?
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  Speaker 2: Because you said, do you love it?
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  Speaker 5: It's pretty important that the fucking fucking how stoked are
• 7:41
  Speaker 5: he was?
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  Speaker 1: He was he on like the most wanted list. I
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  Speaker 1: thought Chapo was the top of the hardy caught well
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  Speaker 1: you know that I thought, I know, but I thought
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  Speaker 1: he was like the one that's like on the top.
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  Speaker 3: He was.
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  Speaker 1: He's this guy was, this guy's been more o G
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  Speaker 1: than Chapel, like on the longer, like like I.
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  Speaker 5: Just like in and became the new pretty face.
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  Speaker 3: He was, he's been he's been way older than Oh.
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  Speaker 1: He's like you know, damn, he's like the legend type
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  Speaker 1: of ship. He's a found Oh he started the cartel
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  Speaker 1: oh ship. Yeah, Oh, it's not catching Fat Tony and
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  Speaker 1: the Simpsons.
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  Speaker 6: They caught the big They caught the Big boy. They
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  Speaker 6: literally they don't even have pictures of him like the
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  Speaker 6: last week.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because yeah, they said that you don't know
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  Speaker 1: what he's gonna look like because he's gotten so many
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  Speaker 1: plastic surgeries.
• 8:27
  Speaker 2: Honestly, you good edwin.
• 8:28
  Speaker 1: Somebody will get him some water, Broca.
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  Speaker 4: They're not that from cinema.
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  Speaker 5: He did a love for the community.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, bro, that's true. How did they even know? You know?
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  Speaker 2: You know what's crazy?
• 8:42
  Speaker 1: But I played this Narcles game, and I know that
• 8:44
  Speaker 1: is to play this game, this Narcles game, and it's
• 8:46
  Speaker 1: like it's his Operation take Down Mexico, right, And it
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  Speaker 1: was like for like the Nintendo SWaCH for PSP or
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  Speaker 1: something like that.
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  Speaker 2: I passed here, right, and I was like, it's just crazy.
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  Speaker 1: It's very tactical, right, like you have to break down
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  Speaker 1: this cartel house and they just it's.
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  Speaker 2: All this ship. I bet there's some truth to that.
• 9:02
  Speaker 1: How the way they stake these people out, bro, Like
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  Speaker 1: they probably watch these motherfuckers, they hear their calls. They
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  Speaker 1: probably hear motherfuckers get killed. Like, sorry, we can't save
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  Speaker 1: this fucking person. We gotta get like three three weeks
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  Speaker 1: worth of this ship before we all bust in there.
• 9:16
  Speaker 3: Do that job. One job where you're like outside of.
• 9:18
  Speaker 5: Fans, I can't be. I wouldn't be. I can't.
• 9:23
  Speaker 1: I can't do law, and I can't do medical ship.
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  Speaker 1: I can't stand the fucking gory.
• 9:27
  Speaker 5: I don't like blood. I actually don't like blud neither.
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  Speaker 4: Could you do that, Edward, I don't because I can't
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  Speaker 4: see that. But I couldn't do legal stuff either, because
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  Speaker 4: I think I would end up becoming like a bad
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  Speaker 4: cop or something like that. You know, the pressure.
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  Speaker 2: That's the one thing.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So like with me with law, That's what I
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  Speaker 1: think it is. It's not so much that I would
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  Speaker 1: get caught. It's like I would become like a training day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, like yeah, like like for sure, like
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  Speaker 1: the moment a guy like Rock comes, he's like he's
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  Speaker 1: your new partner, trying to put him through the ringer.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, like straight up thescon thing he's.
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  Speaker 3: Doing with arrest people.
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  Speaker 6: Why out they got coke, keep the coke, let them go,
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  Speaker 6: sell the coke on the side and call that a day.
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  Speaker 6: I call it and sew it to his own homies
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  Speaker 6: be like, yo, I got this because he's not trying
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  Speaker 6: to catch you.
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  Speaker 1: But he'd be like he'd be like, yo X, it's
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  Speaker 1: a good one to be like, yo, I brought this
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  Speaker 1: from my boy.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, Broy, he kind of loves you because you let
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  Speaker 6: them kind of go, you know, but you take their drugs.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, man, the hook it don't even love
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  Speaker 1: you so much because remember at the end, he was
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: like come on, stop him and there was just like
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: being going to your work no more. Alonso gives him
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: that gun and Terry Crew is right there. It's just
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: like you think when he filmed that movie, that guy
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  Speaker 1: already had put his hand on his leg because he's
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: the only person that I don't feel bad about the
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: homie too thing.
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  Speaker 2: You know when he came out crying, just like, bro,
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  Speaker 2: you're buff. You could have fucked him up.
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  Speaker 5: It's not just about being able to fuck somebody up physically.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, he's black and buff, all right.
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  Speaker 5: Like he's thinking about his career and ship man like,
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if you don't.
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  Speaker 1: Think it busted like a debo and picked his motherfucker
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  Speaker 1: up and be like, no, I'm finna.
• 11:03
  Speaker 5: Get every minute belisted from Hollywood and not be able
• 11:06
  Speaker 5: to get work in pursuit trying to touch my dick.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not saying that he should just let it happen,
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  Speaker 5: but it's a it's a complicated situation.
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  Speaker 2: You can't just be I'm not gonna cry about it either.
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  Speaker 5: Why not He's allowed to feel things.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just saying, Bro, he's man, what a waste?
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  Speaker 4: But he doesn't do that? Then now he's on America's
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  Speaker 4: got talent.
• 11:24
  Speaker 5: See see speak up, cry a level, get a good gig.
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  Speaker 1: That's still not better than like all the movie roles
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  Speaker 1: he was getting. He was getting some tough ass roles,
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  Speaker 1: like the guy with the training day. He was the
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  Speaker 1: guy who colapped with the pigeons.
• 11:35
  Speaker 4: Remember, Yeah, how do you go from training day to
• 11:38
  Speaker 4: white chicks?
• 11:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Bro, what are you talking about white chicks as
• 11:41
  Speaker 5: classic cross dresser? I mean, but it was so good man,
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  Speaker 5: he crazy. I don't care. I don't you think I'm
• 11:51
  Speaker 5: bothered by the fact that I was in a dress.
• 11:54
  Speaker 5: I'm not saying you are our friend here.
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  Speaker 4: Address you do stand up to.
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  Speaker 2: That would have made it a lot better. Do you
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  Speaker 2: ever put a dress on me?
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  Speaker 4: My hesitation is because I did?
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah for like what comedic relief?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we were doing sketches and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 5: OK, come on, give us a rundown where we were.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even remember tight dress.
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  Speaker 5: This motherfucker wants to know how your cheeks looked in
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  Speaker 5: that ship.
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  Speaker 4: My legs are banging. I could be a but my
• 12:33
  Speaker 4: torso it just was over. I don't even have photos.
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  Speaker 4: I think I burned them, like I don't ever want
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  Speaker 4: to relive this.
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  Speaker 1: We're just putting them through trauma, like the way the
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: way like you remember the Simpsons when they would dress
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  Speaker 1: a Barney Gumbo in the dress because you would get wasted.
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  Speaker 1: That's like you know what I mean that, Like that's
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  Speaker 1: that's the only way you'd probably get somebody like extra
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  Speaker 1: myself in the dress like voluntarily.
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  Speaker 2: It's not gonna happen.
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  Speaker 6: No, I think you do it if like I don't know, bro,
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  Speaker 6: like if the Food Channel hit me, hit you up,
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  Speaker 6: like yo, hind hungry just one episode.
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  Speaker 5: Of the dress, like Scottish dress Scottish dress.
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  Speaker 2: You can bag.
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  Speaker 5: You gotta do some Scottish killed kilt.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that's a manly skirt, though, bro, Like yeah, skirt, okay,
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  Speaker 1: but okay, all right, all right, all right skirt.
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  Speaker 2: Go call one of these Scottish fools to for it.
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  Speaker 2: I'd be like, what's so faggy?
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  Speaker 1: And then just but and then then it's like, fucking
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  Speaker 1: see what happens? Those fools look like they don't know
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  Speaker 1: how to fight. I would not, So you do it?
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  Speaker 7: Do it?
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  Speaker 2: You do it?
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  Speaker 5: If the food channel hits you over and now and
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  Speaker 5: they're like, yo, just one one hind.
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  Speaker 2: Those ons are pretty manly, dog, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Like, so then what's they're not out there fucking WoT
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: palling it with a fucking pipe bag.
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  Speaker 5: You would do it how they do it, commando, nothing
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  Speaker 5: under the skirt. I bet that feels great. Honestly, I'm
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  Speaker 5: fifty five.
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  Speaker 4: My balls would hang out.
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: But that's not it. That's not it. That's not necessarily
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: a dress. Bro.
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: I'm not putting on a sun dress and seeing hit
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: me baby one more time.
• 13:52
  Speaker 5: I wasn't singing baby one more time. I was just
• 13:55
  Speaker 5: doing We don't know that, yeah.
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: We don't know that.
• 13:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, anything happened in that art room, bro.
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: We see these pictures were like, yo, guys, it's just
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: like I ever caught me a fitch food shoot done wrong.
• 14:05
  Speaker 5: Like real close like four other dudes. Yeah, those are
• 14:07
  Speaker 5: my homies, man, you know what you think I'm comfortab Yeah,
• 14:11
  Speaker 5: they were my homegirls for the day, honestly though.
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: Golden Girls.
• 14:16
  Speaker 5: That hey another classic, man, I'll take it.
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: Thank you for me, thank you for wearing address.
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's there's gotta be like some freedom to it, though.
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: I bet I bet you're like, yeah, you know, bro.
• 14:30
  Speaker 5: So it was really hot in the place that we
• 14:32
  Speaker 5: were filming, so like I had a like an umbrella,
• 14:36
  Speaker 5: like I.
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: Only really I really thought you were going have any
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: recity for it, but go ahead.
• 14:40
  Speaker 5: No, she was great. Dude was so hot in there,
• 14:42
  Speaker 5: and I had the little like umbrella and so I
• 14:45
  Speaker 5: just like kind of brought it down on the ground
• 14:47
  Speaker 5: due the breeze in between my legs was amazing.
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: Did you get harassed by anyone?
• 14:54
  Speaker 5: No, I'm not cute enough to get harassed.
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: Like, could you could you make a claim if somebody
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: tried hitting on you and be like yo.
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: Stop s Amy, Like if you like.
• 15:05
  Speaker 5: I mean, it's it's it's kind of like we were
• 15:07
  Speaker 5: talking about the standard like Terry crews it and.
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: Be like, no, I'm working, I'm feminine.
• 15:11
  Speaker 5: Now No, it would be like the uh the well.
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: Here, let me film this.
• 15:17
  Speaker 5: I was gonna get that footage. But yeah, no, it's like, uh,
• 15:22
  Speaker 5: I don't know, man, Yeah, I don't know. I guess
• 15:25
  Speaker 5: I I antitask rock rock.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: I literally like one fucking joint And that's how you
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: get a bunch like he doesn't like he's in a
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: manager at a fucking weed dispensary shop.
• 15:36
  Speaker 5: What about that?
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: That's a load torch you have to This is like
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: when you smoke super crack bro.
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: This is when you know you have an addiction problem
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: when you're using a blow too.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: If you ever meet if you ever if you ever
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: meet a crackhead bro that has thisshhi it bro, they
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: got healthy shers.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: Okay, So.
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, all right, When.
• 15:54
  Speaker 5: Was the first time you took a dap because you
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: need a DA you need.
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: That for a dab. Yeah.
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: The first time I took it was called was in
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: Sanjose at some dab lounge. But man, I had chest
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: pains after that.
• 16:06
  Speaker 5: Bro, Yeah, was it like the burning or did you.
• 16:10
  Speaker 6: Have your head It was in the early in the
• 16:12
  Speaker 6: early like twenty times where it probably was on the
• 16:15
  Speaker 6: titanium nail, super hot.
• 16:16
  Speaker 5: They're trying to get too high. That's not how it taste.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: Like.
• 16:19
  Speaker 6: Now you take one like he's on hooks you up
• 16:21
  Speaker 6: with the right stab like something he takes.
• 16:23
  Speaker 5: It's so smooth you can taste the turfs.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: I think definitely.
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: Might I tell you this, I know this is og
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: that they put in there because off that first hit.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: It's definitely some kind of indicica. Look, people, this is
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: how you light something like this up that we have.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: Like when you're here to smoke.
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: It, I'm excited to smoke the pain.
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: I feel like this is training day in real life.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: Get wet when when when you're lighting something like this,
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: you have to know how to handle that ship where
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: you're not gonna like just oh, let me light it
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: like a regular joint.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: This is all solid weed.
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: So you have to get to even burn like a gar.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, hence the reason you gotta like blow on it,
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: like once you get a full even burning, you just
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: get that full puff.
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: Just damn get that. It looks like a prop.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: It literally does. Bro.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: It's like King tut I bet Egyptian fools, Like if
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: Egyptian foods were smoking weed, Bro, this is the ship
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: they were like smoking for sure, something golden like this,
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: a nice little golden fucking pipe. Bro, this is beautiful.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: Shout out to weavers for this ship. Where about? And
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: this is gonna probably be.
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: The whole episode.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: Maybe no, it's not gonna burn the whole episode.
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: I say last the first.
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: I love you to all my family out there in
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: case I die after the smokingness some document it that
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: EXAs illegal and uh, and I love them on my family.
• 17:48
  Speaker 6: They're gonna they're gonna do an optopsy and they're gonna optops.
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: Someone's gonna look at that.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: And Octopsy, it's gonna be like, we don't die the same,
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: We don't optopsy the same.
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: Octopsy.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: Hey, what did you call Tinder the other day? He's like, yeah,
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: I saw him on Tender? Yeah, no, no, it was
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: like chicken tender.
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, tender.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: I saw him.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: I saw him on Tinder and I was like, what
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: are you talking about.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, he was on Tinder.
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: I want to get a super cut of all of
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: us mispronouncing ship.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: It would just be mostly extreme.
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: I mean I know, but I mean I know we've
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: both done it too, but English was my second language.
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: Can cut me some slack.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: By coming citizen, all right, remember.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: Even hit it.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: You buy shit from TIMO X, anybody buy shit from
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: t No, I don't trust that honestly.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: Man, I've been. I'm one of those fools that has
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: been reporting the.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: Fun out of those commercials on tm for me, like
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: I and every time every time they come back with like,
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, I fucking put oh there he is
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: now the flan, the fucking fly fucking lands bro.
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: Fly wants to get lived ran right here?
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Bro. Yeah No, but I've been. I don't know.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: TIMU goes fucking strong when it comes down to to
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: like their advertisement, Bro, They'll be like would be like
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: regular team move like get this like shit that you like,
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: and then I'm like, please don't show me this add
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: agant And then they'll be like TMU Sports buy cheap
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: bikes and I'm like all right, Bro, I don't want
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: to know.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: And then it'll be like TMU video games.
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: I heard you like video.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: Games and then just try everything bro, like TAM's just
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: like constantly just dominating, Bro.
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: I really like the idea of you just being at home,
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: just like the fuck goddamn TIMU let me alone when
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: I hit it?
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, Rock, how many like as a white guy,
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: how many?
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: How many walls have you punched an anger?
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: Honestly? I haven't done that.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: Like how many Kyle moments have you had?
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: I mean I've had some Kyle moments? Uh, during a
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: breakup in twenty fourteen, I punched a mirror and and
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: I know better than to do that ever again.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: Did you cry after you? No?
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: I was drunk and angry. But my hands had like
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: glass in them for a good chunk of the year,
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: like damn, like I had like like I still got
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: like like it's not as bad anymore, but there's little
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: scars on my knuckles and it was like one of
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: them had like a little hole in there where I
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: guess something had been launched in there, so it like
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: stayed kind of open for a while.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Have you ever done some white guys shit like that?
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: We're like just out of anger, You're like, oh eat
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: this like flat my tag?
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Okay, Like look for I have a very bad temp
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: do you temper?
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: Bro?
• 20:36
  Speaker 7: Like?
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: But I can't. I can't see myself going full Kyle
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: and just punching the wall.
• 20:44
  Speaker 6: You've broken something though, Oh yeah, Like I think I'm
• 20:46
  Speaker 6: I think I'm more of a thrower. Like I could
• 20:48
  Speaker 6: see you playing a video game final level Boss level
• 20:51
  Speaker 6: you lose and you just grab control.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: I'm like, for sure more of a thrower, like fucking that,
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: you know what. You know what makes me sad about it,
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: Like it makes me sad about a lot of the
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: ship that I enjoy doing, bro, is because I enjoy
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: doing all this shit high, Bro, everything that I enjoy.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: I have multiple hobbies, but I enjoy doing all this
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: shit high. And I wish people can just like respect that, bro,
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: because like I can't walk into Frankinson's with like this
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: lit and just be like, oh, I'm here to buy
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: Pokemon cards.
• 21:18
  Speaker 8: Bro.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: You don't go in You can't go in there like that,
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: but you going high as fuck?
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: I stink everywhere I go, Bro.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: I smelled straight like rinks, Like literally, I like smelled
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: just like straight herb.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: Bro, you ever been ever been like weed racist or
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: like that? Have you ever? Have they ever been weed racist?
• 21:36
  Speaker 9: To you?
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: That's what I call it weed racist, we'd racist, Like okay,
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: so like they'll put you by the bathroom for way.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: Like if you if you go to the restaurant, bro,
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: like that's how you know.
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: The Oh yeah, if you smell like fucking just skunk, Yeah,
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: they coulda be like, hey, why don't you just hang
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: out somewhere else with the other weird smells. Yeah yeah, bro,
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: but you went for breeze when you get in there.
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: That happens to me every time I go to church.
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: You're smoking, yeah, you know, and then like sitting by
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: the confessional.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you go to what are you Catholic? Catholic?
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they forgive everything. I grew up Catholic. Also,
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: you don't smoke everywhere, dude.
• 22:18
  Speaker 6: I've been to the mall, I've been to Disneyland with you,
• 22:21
  Speaker 6: and you hit that ship and I'm like for real,
• 22:23
  Speaker 6: like right now, and they're like give me.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not doing Christmas shopping.
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: You literally said they're too busy doing other things.
• 22:31
  Speaker 6: Literally, We're we're on the escalator and this was hitting
• 22:34
  Speaker 6: it and I'm like super like not like I'm always
• 22:36
  Speaker 6: just like not trying to cause problems, you know, I
• 22:38
  Speaker 6: s will hit it and I'm like kind of like.
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: Can you not do that? Was it a vapor? Was
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: it was? It was I'm not scared of that? Were
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: you in the mall?
• 22:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 22:47
  Speaker 6: But this was complaining about he don't have the liberty
• 22:50
  Speaker 6: to smoke a fucking blunt inside franking sons.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about like going in there though, Like I
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: want to like liberty.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: When I think liberty, I'm.
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: Thinking Vegas food.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: Like they gets liberty.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Like you know when that old person is like, yeah,
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: let me get another pack of cigarettes, and they're like.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: Like, that's fucking liberty, bro, Like this, you know what
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: I mean, Like.
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: But they still have to smoke that outside. Your liberty
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: to smoke that outside? No, they can smoke cigarettes inside, No,
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: but not not we Oh no, well I hit my
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: vape pen in the slots.
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's vapes you can get away with pretty.
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, That's why I was like, tell yeah, why you're
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: scared of vapes inside.
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: But if you're trying to hit like a one hitter
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: or you can get away with that, but you can't
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: lie down a full joint going up the escalator.
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: Vegas fix your ship. That's anyway you you've lit up
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: in the restaurant.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Oh dog, let me tell you about this, all right,
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: so you're smiling, well, I know, let me go.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 23:41
  Speaker 7: I would leave.
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: I'll be like, here's there's my I've.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Actually I've done something, live through something that was like crazy.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: I can't believe this got done in Vegas, And I'm
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: pretty sure this is a big reason that casino's not there.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: No more story story goes real hard rock Casino.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: There was a time where they didn't know how to
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: get the Vegas the weed industry there on lock. So
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: they were just letting people right now casinos if possible,
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: remember one time Champs, which is going on right now
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: in Vegas, rented out the hard Rock Casino the whole floor,
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: like like the whole tower, all these rooms. Every floor
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: was different rooms. So fifth floor, all the fucking to
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: the accessories, sixth floor, glass bloars, seventh floor, fucking what
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: is it?
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: All the bongs and all this in et cetera.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Right, they told people, hey, you're gonna have to go
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: to the rooftop to smoke. Bro This shit did not
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: last not, I want to say, not even before twelve
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: It opened, like I want to say, it opened up
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: at like ten, and by twelve, like cops were literally
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: like bringing in these machines to like ventilate the whole
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: thing out, because the whole tower and the whole casino
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: was smoked out. The whole hard rock casino smelled like
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: fucking weed. Broy. They literally find that casino so much
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: money because of that, and they never let Champs happen
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: in there.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: I mean, Bro, it was it was bad.
• 25:19
  Speaker 7: Bro.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: They just they let they let motherfuckers and we were smoking.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: I was walking around going through elevator elevator smoking weed. Bro,
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: just literally smoking weed, and we're just there's no way
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: that this this is gonna have no consequences to it.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: I can't believe that was an era in Vegas that.
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: I didn't go to, not coming back though.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: Obviously didn't go to the Champs.
• 25:37
  Speaker 6: But when we went to regular Champs, they were on
• 25:40
  Speaker 6: our ass about smoking every fifteen to twenty minutes. They
• 25:43
  Speaker 6: were like, through the intercom, please do not smoke. We smoke,
• 25:47
  Speaker 6: we're gonna get in trouble and we'll never do this again.
• 25:49
  Speaker 6: Don't ruin it for everybody else. Even though there's like
• 25:51
  Speaker 6: a thousand dollars bonds on tables and everything's meant for weed.
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: You're not allowed. I just love that. It was that chill, like, hey, guys,
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: don't ruin it for everybody else. Please don't smoke because.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Because the person that says it doesn't even want to
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: say it themselves.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like, oh, this is my fucking job.
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: Everybody here wants to smoke up.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: How about a Filipino guy is like, oh, it's my
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: fucking job.
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: I didnt have a fucking job, ed.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of Filipinos that work at the casinos. Bro.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like what hap?
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I've been on sports.
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: You've been on sports.
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll play craps for once in a while. That's
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: we come up big, I think.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: But what's your sport? Football?
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Go get him a bottle of water, bro, everybody's gonna
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: need one eventually because the NBA.
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna go get something. Can you get them?
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you come back with the dress, bro, that
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: would be some ship. Though he came back dresses Mini mouse,
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: he can pull it off. What kind of dress do
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: you think Rock will look best in.
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: The summer dress?
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: Let's discuss, because while he's fit for summer, that's like faticks.
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: You're more like a club dress. No Mexican, He's more
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: like dresses. How we know what x G wants to
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: see me in.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: He's more like yoga pants.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Uh, and a and a and a sports brawl kind
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: of kind of boys.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: I can see that.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, thats not that, not the dress, just like yoga
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: pants and the sports brawl type of ship.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, soluta fucking weevers. This is burning strong.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: And usually they have these kind of blunts and they
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: pass them around through a whole sash. This is not
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: this is not that many heads smoking this and we're
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: we're about to be like it's it's it's right about there.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know exactly how much is it's gonna burn?
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: But yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's okay.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: This is what it is. What this shows for.
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: Computer getting messed up with secondhand smoke?
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: Oh ship? Then I just took my glasses off. God
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: damn it.
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: Hey Ray Ray, I got a question. Uh, I mean
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: you can't answer, but uh does get into computers?
• 28:01
  Speaker 6: Can Have you ever opened up your laptop and you're like, whoa,
• 28:03
  Speaker 6: there's like a little bit of like green ship that's
• 28:05
  Speaker 6: from all the smoke that week because that's all you do.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: You're here, Yes, but he talking about like it getting.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: Rocking from the smoke. Yeah, but all that smoke.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: It's like the AC guy Like when we have the
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: AC guy come in here and he was like, oh ship,
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: he was like the A C is fine, but the
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: fucking screens like, yo, this ship is sticky. We had
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: a AC guy that like that came and fixed our
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: AC and he took out the screen and he's like, hey,
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: I have to put alcohol like on this because like
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: there's nothing else that gets off the reds.
• 28:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, how long about the time, So they've been here
• 28:40
  Speaker 6: for a while, how long over ten?
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: Over?
• 28:43
  Speaker 6: Like ten years old, fifteen, fifteen years de RELs had
• 28:45
  Speaker 6: this studio and like usual, they clean up bongs, they
• 28:50
  Speaker 6: can clean up rigs, all this so used to they
• 28:52
  Speaker 6: used to use a toilet down.
• 28:53
  Speaker 5: There, and so much wax, so much rosin.
• 28:57
  Speaker 6: That they clogged up the fucking plumbing that the fucking plumber.
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the plumber came and said that's all like that's
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: all weait in there.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: So the guy So there was a time where dabbing
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: was really popping bro Like dabbing had just like really
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: started popping off, and foods were like that being like
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: crazy here. So foods would just go dump out their
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: wong their bung water in the toilet. And you have
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: these like little like you have these little like paddies
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: of like of waxes floating in the in the dab
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: brik right after so many dabs and foods are just
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: flashing that shit down.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: So when you have so much.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Water just it will start clogging it up because water
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: and oil don't mix. And I remember the guy they
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: had to bring the truck, the industrial truck to pump
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: it under and flush everything out, like it took like
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: it's cost like ten thousand dollars to do it in
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: this strut industrial building. And what the dude took, what
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: the dude took out was like a ball of resin
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: that was like, like, who would have smoked that?
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: You want? This free clown Dick would have smoked the
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: funk out of that.
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: No, that sounds so fucking nasty. Ratic is disgusting.
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: He'll smoke anything.
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: And he's also respectfully named rat Dick.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: He's on fananoel now, bro, he's gonna die.
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: What is he dying from?
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know. They cannot they don't let him back
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: into that podcast because he's he's a character. He turned,
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: he turned into an attic.
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: Oh I thought you meant he was like on hospice
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: and god he copproach.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: What yeah, like.
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: That's what he said.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: That's why he did it. He thought it was Foranila.
• 30:32
  Speaker 7: Hilarious.
• 30:32
  Speaker 6: That's so I was about to know if he picked
• 30:35
  Speaker 6: it out of his going nasty ass ridge because he's
• 30:37
  Speaker 6: like it was watching this full due.
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: I want to see what this guy looks like. I
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: was about to google rat Dick and I was like,
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: don't do that. Oh no, I just want to put it. No,
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: I don't need it on like the cameras. I just
• 30:48
  Speaker 5: want to face to the name. But no, I was
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: about to google that.
• 30:52
  Speaker 6: I appreciate that we find him, that we find any
• 30:56
  Speaker 6: talent in this kid.
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: Oh ship, Okay, so it's on so for ray all right.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna be I'm gonna be one start like there,
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: this is a smoke box.
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: Oh like the car like I mean no, but I'm.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Saying like this is pretty much yeah, like and you
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: know the blunt, because best believe I have another blunt
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: being made already.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: Like, guys, now that I reconnected with weavers and stuff
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: like that. I'm like, hey, let's just work on different things.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: You know, just let me see what you got, you know, like,
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: just get creative, bro.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: You know, I'm gonna buy something at the end of
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: the week.
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: Did you request specifically that was like.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: A Luau themed session?
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: Okay, so what are you gonna ask for?
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: Not gonna spoil it?
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: Oh okay, okay, okay, not.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: Gonna spoil it, but best believe.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Best believe though, if you want to smoke this fucking
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: tough and you want to smoke an art piece like
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: this with us, I was I was gonna surprise everybody,
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: but I'm gonna let you guys know because we need
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: to sell tickets.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: Don't fucking sleep August ninth.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: If you guys want to fucking hit a piece of
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: art like this, If you guys want to smoke tough
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: like this, make sure you guys get your tickets to
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: that we don't smoke the same podcast live It's gonna
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: be going down August ninth. Tickets are available now. Literally,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: I've been have atons showing you guys how to roll.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: The ticket includes you're gonna includes obviously a gift, but
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: you don't have to bring anything, Bro. I'm gonna give
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: you the funky Fili tips, the papers, I'm gonna give
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: you the herb to roll up, and Aton's gonna show
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: you guys how to roll up. CALLI Blaze might show up,
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: talk about some DAP shit. We're gonna do a life podcast.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Free tattoos to the ten first ten people in their
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: flash tattoos. You're hey, they're gonna be We don't smoke
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: the same tattoos or nothing. Right, you guys are getting branded,
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: all right, ain't come And that's at the green room.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, at the green room. But get your tickets. They're available.
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: Now.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: What is it?
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: So make sure you guys pull up. It's gonna be
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: a dope ass time. It's a very intimate setting. So
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: hey man, it's it's bill for what it is, bro,
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: Because we have to have the camera set up. Ray's
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: gonna have to be there like it's you know, just
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: literally come in there like you're gonna see like a
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: fucking show and hot box like this.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: It's gonna be hot box like this, hands down. That's
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: the That's the venue that made Martin Rizzo question if
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: he was ready to headline or not.
• 33:18
  Speaker 6: Yo, they just fucked up. Martin Rizzel doesn't smoke. He headlined,
• 33:22
  Speaker 6: we don't smoke the same common show.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Nothing will cripple a fucking comic more than a room
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: like this.
• 33:27
  Speaker 5: Well he couldn't see the fans.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: No, I mean, yo, he because he was he was.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: I booked him to headline right and then and well
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: because you know, it was just something he.
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: Knew we were gonna smoke.
• 33:41
  Speaker 6: But I don't think he understood we were gonna hot
• 33:42
  Speaker 6: box the place, like I don't think.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: I don't think he's been around like smokers like that,
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: like like.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: You know who like George Wang.
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: He was like I would have done better, like like.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Jay George Wang was George Wang got down though he's
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: a smoker. Though he smoked more than Martin for sure.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: But yeah, like Martin was coughing up there in the
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: middle of his set and he was like fuck dog,
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Like he's like, how long how long do I got left?
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: Like then you start asking how long do you got left?
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's I might go, I mean, hey, we
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: don't smoke the same environment, Well have you?
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: It's not made for everybody, bro, I.
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: Mean, I'm not gonna lie I cannot believe it's only
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: seven thirty eight right now, it feels like we've been
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: in here forever.
• 34:25
  Speaker 6: What you've been in the game, right for a while.
• 34:27
  Speaker 6: I got a question. I mean, obviously we're smoking heavy here.
• 34:29
  Speaker 6: Did you ever smoke with Ralphie May.
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, I smoked over Ralphie.
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: Could he be at the table? Could he smoke us obviously?
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: What you like?
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Ralphie could smoke. He could eat edibles, get
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: off fucked up and still smoke and just still hanging huge.
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: I used to sell I used to get He's to
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: buy his weed off of me.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: Back in the day.
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you were pushing like that.
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah he has even you sold edwin. Yeah, just you know,
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: just to the other comics and stuff like that, some
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: of the homies around a little trap.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just a little side business, you know.
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know. It was just I didn't even need it.
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: It was just more night to floss. I think, like, oh, yeah,
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: I can get bud because I knew some homies that
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: were connected, you know, so I can get the wee
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: from them. But I was hooking up Ralphie and he
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: mentioned me on a special when he has a bit
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: where he's smoking weed with Jesus in heaven and Jesus
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: smoking this wheel.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: That's pretty good.
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: Where do you get this from? He's like my Filipino homie.
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: I won't say, I'm want.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: Reference.
• 35:28
  Speaker 5: Damn, I gotta go watch that.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: That's I've heard that reference before, dog because I remember,
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: like when I stayed with Jason Rouse, that's all they
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: would play in that apartment was Ralphi. Yeah, like they
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: were just watching specials in there, like this homie was
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: playing and I'll stopping. I remember hearing that, and then
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: I've watched that ship too, like I know the exact
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: bit you're talking about.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: That's crazy that that's.
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: You dance wow right, And a lot of my friends
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: were like, oh man, he's kind of ratting you out, bro,
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: you want that. I don't care. He's talking to Jesus.
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: Jesus knows I do this, But I thought it was
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: more props and respect than a shout out, you know, so.
• 36:04
  Speaker 5: One hundred percent that's what I got. You know, would
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: interpret that as.
• 36:07
  Speaker 6: Since you were selling, have you seen the evolution of it?
• 36:10
  Speaker 6: Like how good is now? Like do you look at
• 36:11
  Speaker 6: it and you're like, whoa, this is nothing I ever
• 36:13
  Speaker 6: sold back in my day.
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, the quality definitely is way better. The crazy
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: thing is if you sell weed, you know, if you
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: sell if you have a building, you sell it, it's
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: your dispensary, right, But if you sell weed out of
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: your house, you're a drug dealer. There's no middle line.
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: You know, it's a little good bit or bad. But
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: I didn't really sell much. But the Catholic guilt to me,
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: I was like, man, I'm telling drugs. You know, I'm
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: a drug dealer.
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: Seven hail Mary's about it.
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't go to confession after every sack I sell.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: Like, did you grow up super Catholic?
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: I grew up a super Catholic. I didn't go to
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: Catholic school, but my brother's and sister did.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: But but so your parents threaten you with Jesus all
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: the time.
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I wouldn't say threatened, but I was like
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: forced to go to church and stuff like that. You know,
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: when I got older, I stopped going. I would lie
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: say that I.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: Would go to church just hit it.
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: It's gonna I would just go to church and get
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: the bulletin and then come back and went to church.
• 37:06
  Speaker 5: Walk in, get it, walk out. Yeah.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, if you've been to like Catholic church or
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: anything like that, you've those like if you if anybody's
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: seen those those That's how I stole the packet of
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: the Body of Christ because I used to be one
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: of those people that would carry the little stick in
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: the ultimo.
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah you don't remember, it's called yeah.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: There was like six of us. In Spanish is called yeah.
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: I thought because you got raped.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: No, bro, I was like, broats don't get molested, Yeah, bro,
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: like little little fact kids don't game molested.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: Bro, you got a little factet out there, no danger.
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: No danger.
• 37:43
  Speaker 9: No.
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: Probably I got most a couple.
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: I don't know why, but you also got you don't
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: want to feed them.
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: I'll be asking food all time.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Yea, Like look, man, I know you just did with me,
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: but you know, cheeseburgers.
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: You stole the bread the communion. I still stole the
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: body of Crime.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Stole a pack of the Body of Christ. They coming
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: on like ritz crackers. They come in the whole pack
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: Because in my logic when I first started.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: Doing and I was like, man, like, so this is
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: supposed to keep you more life, right you know?
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, So I was so I remember I just
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: I took it home, and I was just.
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: Like eating it got the power of Christ inside.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: Like I was just.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: Like old could have gave his grandma some He's like,
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: fuck your grandma, old thing dog.
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: They didn't spread none of that extra life hading the
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: Holy Spirit.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: I did put it.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: I did put some jam on it. Pretty much was
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: like charcoterie board with it, you know.
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: I was like cheese and crackers. Well, I mean, there's
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: not being Jesus there.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: That would be some crazy that would be. That would
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: be a crazy ass sandwich.
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: Though honestly, now you gotta we gotta figure out a
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: way to get Barts to make that liked.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: They could probably that's probably a sandwich.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: And one of those like mega churches, like a super
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: white church they have like the coffee shops.
• 39:04
  Speaker 5: They're not gonna do that. Okay, Now I want to
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: see this, find this because I feel like I feel like.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: Those mega churches with like the coffee shops and that
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: you know, like foods are in there, like you know,
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: like third marriage in and this is the right kind
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: of Jesus for them. Like that's that's that bro that
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: you'll never see, like foods that never have given up
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: like foods that don't give up on marriage.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: That's where they end up. Bro.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: The mega churches, they're like, I'm my fourth marriage, but
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: four times the right time, you.
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: Know, like four times the time is what they always say.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I don't know. That's that's kind of like
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: a that's speed dating.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: Megachurches, mega church mega churches are speed dating for Christ.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: Everything's all modern. You got a coffee shop, bro, you
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: can ship I'm going to church.
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: But for the record, you're in the clear, bro, because
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: you when you stole that stuff as a little kid,
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: it's it was just unleavened bread because it wasn't consecrated
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: yet and it didn't turn it to the body of
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: price yet. So really they still had the.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: Little cross on there.
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but the blessing of the Yeah, the consecration just happened.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: That's why I aged faster. Yeah, no, I was.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: I mean I didn't feel bad about it because I
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: was like, what, they're molestic kids. I was like, I
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: don't feel bad about stealing this.
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: I love that. That was your fucking your trade off.
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: You should have got some wine, too, bro, Both of.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: The wine was the wine was in a whole different
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: fucking cabinet. I didn't even know where that was at.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: Like I remember that that I knew where the body
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: of Christ was at because that the cabinet. I was like, Yo,
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: there's no more crackers, right. And then they were just like, oh,
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: there's a box, just open it. And then I was
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: like it was the box that you get delivered. And
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, this is how it comes. I
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: just literally just put that ship under the dress.
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: When you open the box, did it light up?
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: You were in a dress?
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah? That fucking It's like a fun in movemom.
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: All right, So there's been three guys at the table
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: that have worn a dress. Jesus.
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're more like Jedi.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: They're more like, yeah, Jedi robes.
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: Who should have called it a robe? But we are
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: beyond the point. You already called it a dress, baby,
• 41:14
  Speaker 5: Jesus war a dress. It's a robe, Dude, it's a robe,
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: Jesus war dress. Don't disrespect Jesus to say war dress.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, But hey would imagine if like the whole
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: way you get to Heaven, it's like Jesus is like,
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: you gotta catch his fad with me, and if you win,
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: nobody would get in.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: No, he could take You know, you don't think Jesus
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: could take an L.
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: But dude, even if he did take an L, three
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: days later, he'd come back.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: Did you take that head on?
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: Faith? You know you didn't even fight, so you just
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: would go to Hell? Up every time you get mad,
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, he's gonna hurt me.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: Okay, bro, But that happens to you in every podcast. Bro,
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: you go to George Press like fuck, is George gonna
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: fight me? Is Sam gonna fight me? Like every podcast
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: you do?
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: But hey, ext they have a hotline you can call
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: for help.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: No, but I'm serious. Would you take your head on?
• 42:08
  Speaker 10: Bro?
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: Like we like this is you die? Right?
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 42:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: One other choice to you?
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: God's like, look, man, you can go to Hell right now,
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: or I'm gonna give you a chance.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: Take this head off, fade.
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: And I'd be like, all right, let's get swinging.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: Dog.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: Jesus is just going out. But I mean this is
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: a street fight. He's not He's not gonna bust No,
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: mm a, you gonna have.
• 42:25
  Speaker 5: To take that. I do want to know. But he
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: still had the holes in his hands because I make
• 42:28
  Speaker 5: him a little more aerodynamic, which would be a little problematic.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: If he had the holes. I mean, yeah, he probably
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: has to have the holes in town. How is he Jesus.
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: He's not as identity.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: He's not scarred up, but he's not he's not the
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: terminator guy.
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: I'm not Jesus without my holes.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Jesus has to have the holes in his hands.
• 42:47
  Speaker 9: Bro.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: Yes, he's probably shoot stuff out of the hole.
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: So you have to beat You have to beat him,
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: or you just gotta let him beat you down.
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you get getting you jumped into heaven.
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: If you lose, you not going to hell. But just
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: round gotta last.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: Or knock him out.
• 43:02
  Speaker 5: Okay, So as long as you last the three rounds,
• 43:04
  Speaker 5: you get in. Yeah, because like yeah, like what if
• 43:06
  Speaker 5: you're good at taking a hit but you don't know
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: how to fight, Like XG.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: You're good at taking a hit.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for real, though, you would just have to literally
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: just let Jesus hit you for like three three rounds.
• 43:16
  Speaker 7: XG.
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: You can do that and try to run as much.
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: Try to run it.
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: Sure, I'll fight Jesus.
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: He fight Jesus if he can come.
• 43:27
  Speaker 9: About.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: Okay, since the guy who put the Jesus crossing the
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: coke sack and made a joke about it.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah the joke.
• 43:33
  Speaker 5: People laughed.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just saying that the idea of Jesus coming
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: back and saying, look, bro, you.
• 43:39
  Speaker 5: So are you upset because we think that you would
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: lose to Jesus or you upset? We all want to Jesus.
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: So what's the point of See, that's the point.
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: It's irrelevant.
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: I mean you just have to try the whole question.
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: It's a truck question.
• 43:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Jesus is hearing me, No, dude, not winning.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: You don't think he saw you do the cross and
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: the coke and he worried about him saying like, yo,
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: you would talk that.
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: He would fade.
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: Doesn't matter, right, what's on one? As long as I forgive.
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: If you ask for forgiveness.
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: It's good.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: But you're gonna ask for it. If it's a s
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: that part you think it bad? Ship happened to you
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: on Earth?
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: Automatic.
• 44:09
  Speaker 6: I've got a good, good question for Edwin other than
• 44:12
  Speaker 6: some hypothetical.
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: Don't be this Jesus fighting skills talking to me about
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: Jesus and I'm all smoking.
• 44:20
  Speaker 5: What's up dog? EdWay?
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: Since you're like, uh, kind of grow up Catholic.
• 44:26
  Speaker 6: What do you think about like Tryania, have you ever
• 44:28
  Speaker 6: done any of the Santa Ria or like, uh anything
• 44:32
  Speaker 6: like that or do.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: You believe it wasn't scared of all that stuff he said,
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: he talked about it.
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: Boards don't even come in my house, but about Harry Potter, I.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: Do Santa Rio. That's what is my religion.
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: Oh really yeah. I just feel like if you're trying
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: to invite evil spirits to your house, is Santaria evil?
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: It's not always evil, it's it's like it's what you
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: make it. But there's a lot of people that like
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: unfortunately they use it. You know, you know they invokes
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: Herta and ship to for for malice, but it's like
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: everything else.
• 45:01
  Speaker 7: Bro.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: It's like if you if you're if you're you're invoking
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: something for malice, bro, you're gonna you know, you point
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: that finger you got three pointed right back at you, bro,
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: So it ain't gonna it ain't gonna go on unnoticed, Yeah, unnoticed,
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: Like you know that at some point when it's you're
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: turning like, ah, I did this. It's like it's like
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: for people when they when they try to do like
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: if some if some girl were to be like, Okay,
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: I got Xavier, now I'm gonna do his love spell
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: on him and get him. He may fucking not have
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: the voluntary will to leave, but like it's gonna be
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: a miserable relationship. So technically I'm not saying it's not
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: gonna work, but there's people out there be like, fuck,
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: he definitely didn't leave, but we fight every day, So
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: what the fuck is the point?
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, it's one of those things you get what
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: you wish for, but what you wish for was what
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: you wished for.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so yeah, so it's really support.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: It's kind of like you're really supposed to use it
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: for like uh like like for your for yourself and that,
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: like to make sure you're good.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: You're good, you know what I'm saying.
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: It's like, hey, man, like what the.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: Fuck should I stay away from? Bro?
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: Like why am I? You know what am I running
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: this for? It's kind of a checkout bro weird.
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: Like anything with power, people abuse it.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: Right or Yeah, there's a lot of ship, there's that
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: it goes on. There's a lot of shady ship. There's
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: a lot of people that just especially in this day
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: and age, where like people will just I was biking
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: that at the beach like a couple of days ago,
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: and I seemed like mad different little stands like at
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: the beach right, and I was like, what are all
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: these fuckers doing with these ring lights? There was like
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: at least three different individuals that I've seen that they
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: have some different kind of rocks, some astronomy books. I'm
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: just like, Oh, these are all motherfuckers that are trying
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: to sell this ship, you know what I mean. I'm
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: just like, yo, you guys don't even know, Like, because
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: there's a whole rule set to a lot of people
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: think there's no crystal ball involved in Centuria, bro, Like
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: there's this's a whole that's the crystal ball, some gypsy
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: ship that it really is some gypsy ship like, which
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: is a whole different thing. But but the Santurrea thing, Bro,
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: it's like, it's it's it's really it's it's a it's
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: an African religion, you know, Oh yeah, it's a. It's
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: a it's it's very old school. But a lot of
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: people have a misconception man of it.
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: So you grew up Santa.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: I grew up Catholic, Bro, So I grew up always
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, going to church and doing
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: all that stuff.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: I did my first communion. I did all that stuff. Bro,
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: did you do your first community? Yeah?
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: I did first communion confirmation.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: I never did the confirmation, and I ended up teaching
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: like for CCD, so I helped kids get.
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: Confirmed and baptized stuff like that. I was hardcore. My
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: uncle was a priest, so I would be alter boyfriend.
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah.
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: And my auntie was a nun, so it was just
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: like you were deep. Yeah.
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: He had the whole gate up and ship.
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, the whole. But she retired a little bit later.
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: When I was like a teenager.
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: Sister said Juan, there was.
• 47:44
  Speaker 4: Pictures and statues of Jesus like all over my house. Bro,
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: It's like, there is anybody a priest in our family.
• 47:49
  Speaker 5: No, my uncle was a priest.
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah.
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: He baptized and he passed away from diabetes.
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: Oh wows in peace.
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: I remember.
• 47:59
  Speaker 6: I remember asking my dad because I was like, I
• 48:01
  Speaker 6: was like, well, well, make some priests, you know, because
• 48:03
  Speaker 6: you're locating, Like what is he so special?
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, because he doesn't have sex.
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: And I was like, for real, Dad, that's what your
• 48:09
  Speaker 5: dad told him? How he just came out. I was like,
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: it's because he's not being intimate with wayman pretty much was.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my first that's literally what's the words that came
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: out of your.
• 48:19
  Speaker 6: Thirteen years old At that point, I was like what,
• 48:21
  Speaker 6: what's what's and he's like, yeah, he's never had sex
• 48:23
  Speaker 6: with the girl.
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: And I was like for real.
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: He's like he doesn't have a wife, and I was like, no,
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: he's not allowed to. I was like for real.
• 48:28
  Speaker 6: And I was like, well, you're like he told me
• 48:30
  Speaker 6: he has, but you got to do his forget.
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: He also just has the fucking same thing. And I
• 48:35
  Speaker 5: was like for real and he's like.
• 48:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, your uncle's kind of like not not as great
• 48:39
  Speaker 6: as he supposed to be. And then I remember I
• 48:42
  Speaker 6: was like, whoa, that's pretty crazy. But yeah, that's how
• 48:45
  Speaker 6: I learned right off the bat. My parents were like,
• 48:46
  Speaker 6: oh yeah.
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, ship you.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: When when's the last time he checked in on that uncle?
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: They got they got caught picking up that.
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: Hooker time ago, all that asking.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I've been thinking about that uncle
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: a lot, like I kind of want to kind of
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: want to follow up.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: I'm like, Hey, what's happened since they told us this,
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: think about him? You know this story?
• 49:05
  Speaker 5: No, where was this set?
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: And where's the hooker's name?
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: He had an uncle who got caught picking up it
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: was sad tell him, Bro.
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: I don't know I remember how long ago it was,
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: but I just remember I got.
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: He said it was sad, Bro. But he but at
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: the end he's like, my uncle's cool. O.
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: My problem is that the one that's a priest.
• 49:31
  Speaker 5: I remember why I found out it was. I just
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: remember here, like, you know how you.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: Because your fucking parents were cheesemando about it. That's thinking
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: what happened? Like I guarantee like.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: Your parents were having a ball, Bro.
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: But the thing I don't they did. They didn't come
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: and tell me.
• 49:43
  Speaker 6: I was you know how you're in the car sometimes
• 49:44
  Speaker 6: and you overhear trying to connect the doctor, You're like, oh,
• 49:47
  Speaker 6: what the fuck? I think it was one of those
• 49:48
  Speaker 6: moments because I was young, and I remember, well, why
• 49:50
  Speaker 6: the funk would they tell me? At that age? I
• 49:52
  Speaker 6: just remember my mom in the car or my dad
• 49:54
  Speaker 6: telling me like like overhearing, and I guess my uncle
• 49:58
  Speaker 6: was out and about hunt Beach Beach Boulevard and he
• 50:01
  Speaker 6: ended up picking a fucking hooker and he got caught
• 50:03
  Speaker 6: up in one of those hey mister john ships and
• 50:06
  Speaker 6: I was back in like the nineties, so like he
• 50:08
  Speaker 6: had only he had a call home from the fucking
• 50:12
  Speaker 6: call station and then his wife picked up English they
• 50:17
  Speaker 6: gave it to the oldest daughter.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: Oh so everybody found out, like the old his daughter
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: had to go.
• 50:25
  Speaker 6: Pick him up from the fucking from the police station
• 50:28
  Speaker 6: as like, and then like you're picking up because your
• 50:30
  Speaker 6: dad picked up a fucking hooker. They thought he was
• 50:32
  Speaker 6: a decent guy. Everybody thought he was a decent guy.
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: What was it called that ter ease.
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: When hella or the dude John Johnston?
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: What is that? Also they're trying to bust guys.
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, he picked up he picked up a cop.
• 50:47
  Speaker 6: Oh he literally picked up a cop and I'm Beach
• 50:49
  Speaker 6: Boulevard and I had to pick him up. And it
• 50:51
  Speaker 6: was crazy because he was using the family truck to
• 50:54
  Speaker 6: the suburban.
• 50:55
  Speaker 5: I was like a.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: News picked me up the sleepover in that truck. That's
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: when you went to confirmation due.
• 51:05
  Speaker 6: To sell the truck because my aunt didn't want nothing
• 51:06
  Speaker 6: to do with it.
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: Did your on cry?
• 51:09
  Speaker 5: I mean I wasn't there, but yeah, I'm assuming bros.
• 51:12
  Speaker 5: That situation and everything, like they didn't get divorced.
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: I mean, obviously I hope worked out.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: How did you? How did your dad feel about it?
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: He was like chip and deal probably like was he was?
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: He like, because he's still like trying to have his back.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: He was like, what a dumb mass. He should have
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: done it like this. Like I feel like.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: That's your dad's logic. He's like, he's like, man, he
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: should have done it like this. He would have been fine.
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: I mean that's what I would probably been, like, that's
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: why you go to Hong Kong.
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's no cops there.
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: You got to let him touch your dick first, and
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: then you know they're not cops.
• 51:40
  Speaker 6: You you you've heard that stupid thing where you got
• 51:43
  Speaker 6: to tell him you're making a porno, you're recording.
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: It's not really prostitution.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: It's a job.
• 51:49
  Speaker 5: It's a job, yeah supposedly. Yeah, you're a film start
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: and you're a film star.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta tell him like you want to pictures.
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: That's but that's that that's the that's.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: That's that's the loophole that a lot of these like uh,
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: these sex workers woul using these days though, like straight
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: up bro, like you like a lot of these independent
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: like uh like sex workers that are that had that
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: have their own accounts and all this ship.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: Bro, that's literally what they're doing.
• 52:13
  Speaker 7: Bro.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: Somebody offers him enough money, they're just like, fuck it, bro,
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: We're just gonna make content.
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: And that's what it is.
• 52:18
  Speaker 6: The rapper Homie, we know who the rapper homie Nippy
• 52:24
  Speaker 6: out there on Figure roll up.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: I don't like he's just making content with hookers. There's
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: nothing sexual about it. He's just literally nothing sexual about it.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: What do you tell the whole thing sexual about it?
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: He's that finger banging nobody. He's just literally having these
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: bitches dance in the background. He lives on fig bro,
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: I think he does or something like that. Why do
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: you think he's always on there?
• 52:43
  Speaker 6: He's so like he was like, they're all dancing in
• 52:45
  Speaker 6: the middle of there's a horse there and he's making music.
• 52:47
  Speaker 5: Got a horse, That's the part I'm I want to
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: know more about the horse.
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, horse, horse and horses.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: Damn. This ship literally burns, bro, Like this ship got
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: smoked tough.
• 53:02
  Speaker 7: Bro.
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: Now you lit it correctly too, because it's not running
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: at all.
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: In the hood with the hookers on a horse.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: And I love when Xavier does these like phone things
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: like instead of like sending the video to like Ray
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: and then he could show it on the TV.
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: But you know he's like, oh, bro, you.
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: Know, like selfish, like dog like this was.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: Half of blood in bro, Like this ship is like
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: fucking tamblunts it exactly.
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, when is he not? Bro? When is he?
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: When is he not? So what?
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: I'm just glad I'm not crying anymore.
• 53:45
  Speaker 5: Man, you got through the scary part.
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: It's like a big man big boys.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Because it cured up in here though, honestly made a
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: huge difference. Yeah, Rock's not crying about the weather. I
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: mean the weather right now. Xavier was exaber, didn't want
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: to say anything, but he was over here looking like
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: a little girl bro with his eyes all burning.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: He was, but it's burning.
• 54:06
  Speaker 7: It hurts.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody thug it out. I literally had no problem
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: with the smoking room.
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: I was okay, but it's definitely easier to breathe right now.
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: I also want to point out, I like your four
• 54:18
  Speaker 5: Loco hat. I was gonna ask if that was him. Yeah, God,
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: what a ratchet brand, not his just for Loco.
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: You wouldn't drink one.
• 54:28
  Speaker 5: I have drank one. I've drink drink one.
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: Like I know we have all drank one. You wouldn't.
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: You wouldn't start the.
• 54:33
  Speaker 5: Night off with one. I used to be that night off. No,
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: I don't need Loco vision ever again, dude. Like the
• 54:41
  Speaker 5: last time I had it was, uh, you know Demi
• 54:44
  Speaker 5: she she's got when she worked at a fucking whatever
• 54:50
  Speaker 5: bar she worked at. I cannot think of it. It's
• 54:52
  Speaker 5: in in NoHo, but they don't have a liquors license,
• 54:56
  Speaker 5: so they have like beer seltzers blah blah blah, and
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: for shots, they would do shots of four loco right yuck.
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: And so I remember, like it had been a long time.
• 55:06
  Speaker 5: They're like, oh, the formula is different. It's not as
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: fucking gnarly as it used to be. Nah, dude, I
• 55:11
  Speaker 5: think it's still just as bad. Like I took like
• 55:13
  Speaker 5: two or three shots and I definitely blacked out that night.
• 55:18
  Speaker 5: I remember doing the thing where you run away from
• 55:20
  Speaker 5: your friends and they're trying to catch you just a menace.
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: So yeah, I know, well you just running away like
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: a toddler.
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like, are you wearing a dress.
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: That's only on Sundays man on a long beach boulevard. Look, man,
• 55:41
  Speaker 5: I'm just building my confidence up, all right, let me
• 55:43
  Speaker 5: have this.
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: Hey, I mean, hey, you look good at it.
• 55:45
  Speaker 5: You know, thanks baby.
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: Not saying that don't make it uncomfortable.
• 55:49
  Speaker 9: Now.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: You know, how's it recently? You just started recently? You
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: just started a whole new podcast, right, yeah.
• 55:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: We recorded our first episode, but we did it with
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: behind green screen, and we didn't didn't like it. I
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: don't know so well.
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: It seemed like to like.
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: Like outdated or it's like two thousand and two. Yeah,
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: Like I don't even know why we decided to do
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: that first.
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: But we're gonna shoot the next one. We're gonna start
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: in the second week of August. But it's called The
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: Collectors Strike Back. So this is me and Manny Maldonado,
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: and then we just kind of show our collection, talk
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: about toys, do someone boxing and stuff like that. We
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: went to Frankenson to film some b roll stuff.
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: He's trying to compete with Ryan.
• 56:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he loves.
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: Collecting obviously, all the stuff you have on there. I'm
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: like some of that vintage stuff looking tootina. Yeah, that
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: the k Yeah, yeah.
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you, Edwin, I've I'm not
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: the biggest Star Wars fan.
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: I literally have not watched not maybe more than two
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: of the movies.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: I watched the one with the best looking villain ever,
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: and then I watched the first.
• 56:56
  Speaker 5: Darth mall a little sexist villain. Aren't you a little said?
• 57:01
  Speaker 5: You're not Star Wars. I don't like Star Wars either.
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: I can't get into it.
• 57:04
  Speaker 5: But I am sad because I watch you guys doing
• 57:06
  Speaker 5: I'm like, man, I wish I could love it.
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: Like you know why I'm not sad.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: It is because I already know how excited I get
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: over Pokemon and and and collecting shit like that, like
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: you know, with the cards. So I'm like, Star Wars
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: has way too much shit. It's been allowed. I've been
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: around longer than Pokemon. Where like if I bought everything,
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: that was like, oh the Star Wars bro like holy shit, yea,
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: but you should.
• 57:28
  Speaker 5: Still be able to appreciate. You don't gotta buy everything.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: I don't get me wrong, I told you I want
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: to baby Yoda as a pet.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: But it's like or like you know what I mean,
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: or something like that, like, there's there's certain things where
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: I was like, ah, that's cute. I don't know exactly
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: the lore behind it, like the chewbox is always going
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: to be cool looking and shit like that.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: But I just it's I just can't keep up.
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: You know, I don't like it. I remember.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: I don't like I remember because nobody fucks no.
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: More.
• 57:53
  Speaker 5: It's the kids movie to start off, that's not what.
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: It's not a kid's movie it is.
• 57:57
  Speaker 5: It starts off. I mean it's PG thirteen.
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: It's a kids movie.
• 58:00
  Speaker 5: One of them are rated r H.
• 58:03
  Speaker 6: It's not a kids movie PG thirteen. I was always
• 58:06
  Speaker 6: allowed to watch PG thirteen movies. That was never a restriction.
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: Okay, there's like your parents' rules though parental guardian.
• 58:11
  Speaker 5: But anyway, that wasn't the point.
• 58:13
  Speaker 6: The point was, like I remember as a little kid
• 58:14
  Speaker 6: watching it on TV, and I just I think I
• 58:16
  Speaker 6: didn't get it because like they never may never made
• 58:20
  Speaker 6: sense how they're doing backwards.
• 58:22
  Speaker 5: They don't do them backwards. Yeah, they do the middle,
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: then they did the prequels, and then they finished everything.
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: It's like a pulp fiction. It's like a pulp fiction, man.
• 58:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I said, even more confused, that's why I never
• 58:32
  Speaker 6: got remembering a little kid and try to watch it,
• 58:34
  Speaker 6: I was like, what's going on?
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: I don't get well.
• 58:36
  Speaker 5: They also do name the movies in numerical order, so
• 58:40
  Speaker 5: it's like, if you're watching it from when it was made,
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: then it's going to be all jumbled. But if you
• 58:44
  Speaker 5: follow Star Wars episode one, Phantom Men is Star Wars
• 58:47
  Speaker 5: episode two, attack makes makes sense.
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: And don't you get hard over Star Wars?
• 58:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude all the time.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah he's under Star Wars.
• 58:55
  Speaker 5: I have a millennium falcon tattoo.
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: See, I mean I.
• 58:59
  Speaker 5: Like Star Wars, but I haven't been keeping up with
• 59:01
  Speaker 5: a lot of it. It's it's one of those It's
• 59:03
  Speaker 5: kind of like with Marvel. There's just an abundance of
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: material now, and you know, I want to get caught
• 59:10
  Speaker 5: up on some of it, like the Clone Wars and
• 59:11
  Speaker 5: stuff like that, but you know, I'm not. I don't
• 59:15
  Speaker 5: need to know everything about it. That's how I feel
• 59:18
  Speaker 5: like Marvel movies. Like I'm excited about dead Pool and Wolverine.
• 59:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah that's coming out right a couple of days.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: Mary Today came out today.
• 59:24
  Speaker 4: I got it hard on over it too, But I'm Asian,
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: so you can't tell around in the public still and
• 59:31
  Speaker 4: be like, oh I like Star Wars and have a
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: boner about everything.
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: Yo.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: So you've you've you you've been married before and you
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: you actually dated what is it like?
• 59:42
  Speaker 9: Uh?
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: She was like she was a dancer or she was
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: just she's a a what is it? Adult actress?
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: My wife or ex wife were soon to be right,
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: we're still going through the divorce. It takes a long
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: time when you procrastinate, so you know, but we've actually
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: been a lot cool now that we're like separated and
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 4: stuff like that. But before we got married, she was
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: a stripper, but I didn't know her back then, so
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 4: when we got together, she was ready not doing it,
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 4: you know. So I got in my mind, I was like,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 4: all right, I can handle that someone that used to
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: be can't hold someone, you know, at fault for what
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: they did beat in the past, you know.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: But like you're you're like you're you're like Star Wars bro,
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: Like I think you're a wholesome guy.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: You know, you're like like Star Wars do comedy.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: How did you how did how did the connection with
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: somebody like that?
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: That's just I don't know, man.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: My interaction with all with a lot of like you know,
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: sex workers that out there, like they're they're not into
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: pokemon and ship that. I like, they're into the like,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: hey man, spinning my mouth and fucking do all this
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: crazy ship.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 4: So you're just That's all I was saying, because she
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 4: was She's fine. You know, it's probably one of the
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 4: hottest chicks I've ever been with in my life, you know,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: and she's hot. It's like and then if you're like
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: a nerd, like and you got that chick, you're now
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: you're like super.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're like you're like, oh, I didn't expect to
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: have this.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 4: I get hope. I get hope to all the other
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: nerds out there, like damn you could still get a
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 4: behind find you were like bank theory.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: Right, because one of them looks help with Penny, right,
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: yeah his girlfriend. Yeah.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 5: Eventually yeah they do the will they won't and then
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 5: they finally move on with that.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah they ruin it when they do that. You gotta
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: just let it happen. Yeah, but so so I did.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: So why did you how did she even like get
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: that girl's attention? Bro?
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: Like you're just like, yo, you like Star Wars.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 4: Two it's when we do stand up comedy, you have
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 4: like super powers, like an hour and a half after
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: the show. After that, it disappears, and it's only like
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: one hundred yards.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: From the venue.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 4: But I did a show at I think it was
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 4: a pachanga casino or something that she showed up there
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 4: with her boyfriend at the time, and that's where I
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: first time I met her, meet and greet, and then
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 4: we just started connecting little bit through social media.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: And then you killed them.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: You killed that, Oh yeah, enough to get married and divorce.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: I wish I would then killed.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, see what happens when you killed. But I don't
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 4: regret anything. I have a beautiful daughter, she's nine years old. Yeah,
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 4: that's the reason why we got married.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 9: Me.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 4: If you look back at it, it's like, you know,
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 4: I don't know why, but I guess the Catholic upbringing
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 4: and stuff like that. You get girl pregnant, you just
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 4: got to marry her. But I think realistically, if that
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 4: happened to my daughter, I would tell her she doesn't
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 4: have to get married right away. If that you know
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 4: what I mean, You gotta wait till you know what
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 4: really love is and stuff like that.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 6: But would you get remarried to her. No anybody, that's
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 6: how I don't know. I mean, you're just going through it.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 6: But I mean everyone kind of not thinking about that
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 6: right now.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 4: No, this is gonna sound real gay. But after being
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: married and going through what I went through, I don't
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 4: even have the energy or I don't even feel like
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: talking to girls right now, like I gotta do. You mean,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 4: like if I'm gonna like have sex with this person,
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 4: who got to talk to her for like an hour
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 4: or two hours, you know, and then talk to her
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 4: afterwards too, Like I don't know.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 5: To me, it's like.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 4: I should just got a hook her. Maybe I just
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 4: don't feel like committing myself to doing all that work.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 6: You're like a great dad, Like honestly, you post it
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 6: a lot here and there, and you always like at
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 6: sea World.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah we do things of course, right you.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 6: See with their daughter, So I'm sure like and I mean,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 6: you know, girlfriends they take up like all the time.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: I think I got selfish now that I have been
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 4: separated for two years, and I feel like I could
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 4: do whatever I want, so I choose not to. Like
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 4: I don't want to go out to a club and
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 4: try to find someone. This and that, you know what
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: I mean, I'd rather do things I like like Clayton Toys.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 4: We're starting this podcast now, and then spending time with
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 4: my daughter. She made me this bracelet, like, so she's
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 4: always on my mind, and anything I do to help
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 4: out her mom is really not helping out her mom,
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: but it's helping out my daughter. That way, it doesn't
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 4: I don't feel bad if I have to give them
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 4: money or help whatever's even though she's making more money
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 4: than I am right now because she's doing OnlyFans, so
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 4: she's killing it. You know, I said, want you give
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 4: me some money? But it's all good. We we all
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: we both have the focus of our daughter is the
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: number one priority.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: So it's like you know, I mean, like, bro, like
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: I understand where you're coming from. And you're like, all right,
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: if it didn't work out, I guess a lot of work.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: I don't want to do it no more, you know
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: what I mean. Like, there's there's a lot of foods
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: that that that shit happens.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 6: Bro, They're just then like, I mean, then you just
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 6: want to Yeah, the fucking old people's.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: Home by yourself.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 6: I also felt like now I'm not like the notebook
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 6: don't sound body either.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: But you think your wife's not gonna die? Yeah, yeah,
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: like you think your wife or you're not gonna die
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: bro like, But then that's that you got a notebook
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: it and you guys are gonna die together at the
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: same time, like no food when somebody's gonna die first.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and you help them out before they help you out.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 5: That's the point. I mean, I see, I see both sides,
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 5: cause I'm definitely it sucks.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: Dude, I don't know.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 6: I see all people are lonely, like really lonely, or
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 6: like not that their wife died, because that's different. Your
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 6: wife dies that that sucks. No, I've seen for the
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 6: get divorced. I'm like, oh, dude, maybe be a bash.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 5: Of my whole life. I'm like, they don't end too great, dude.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 4: But it doesn't end great the other way too. Have
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: you ever seen a couple that's been married forever The
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 4: man looks he just defeated. Yeah, the man, yes, dear whatever, Like.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: Like yeah, I do, I do get what he means.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: Like literally where he has no there's no independent more
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: balls anymore, there's no more Yeah, he's drained, bro Like,
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: he's literally just a walking like putting with a heart.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that can happen too.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 7: Bro.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: You see those like oh again food, Like getting old sucks?
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: Do you want to get old? How do you want
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: to get to be cool?
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: I'm cool right now at thirty one.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 5: Let's stop cap thoh cap cap. I would be cool
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 5: with twenty five. I'm cool right now, Like if they
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 5: said stop three, I'm cool.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: Like no, but I'm saying like you don't have an
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: ag where you're like, I don't want to be past
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: seventy five.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 5: No, but with this technology and fucking Elon Muss.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 4: By a hundred, you want to live to be one hundred, be.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 5: Able to pibly.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: My grandma was ninety nine and she hated every day.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 4: Bro, it's quality of life at the end, right is
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: it worth she?
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: I mean she had it like she didn't have to
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: do nothing, like my mom did everything for her, Like
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: she had everything paid for like nothing, like literally you're
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: just living in a lady, just watch her talk show
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: and just take your medicine. But like it was still
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: enough for her to bitch about it, you know, make
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: she rest in peace, but you know it.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 6: Just yeah, it's like okay, okay, you live with your
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 6: grandma for cooling At what age do you think she
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 6: was over it?
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: She's like, all right, that's it.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: I don't really need ninety two.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 5: That's the number, like deep in there, dude, Like.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: In ninety two, like I just literally saw that. She
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: was like, oh, I can't do this no more.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: Fuck.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: She like realizes, She's like, I'm a fall I do this,
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: but like I'm for sure gonna say she was over
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: at eighty five. Like eighty five, she was like, well,
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be mad if I went out tonight, like
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: I feel like she.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 5: Was, say every night she said, yeah, yeah.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: Like I feel like at some point, like when you're
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: that only, like I.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: Want a lot of years.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 5: That's a lot of nights to just be Like, you
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 5: don't think old people think like that.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: Bro, Like you don't think there's like old person. You're
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: like if you're losing your hearing, your fucking legs fucked up,
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: you're like, you know, like like nobody nobody comes visit,
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: You'll get Yeah, that'd be wrong.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: He's that old person. He's like, well, I woke up again.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: We go how would he say that the old person
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: we're work over?
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: Woke up again?
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: Rock with his fucking walker, Come on, squirrel.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 6: At that point, then I'm not handing Canada and that
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 6: like a suit's just.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 4: A suicide.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: But that don't.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 5: Would you end up taking that then if you were
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 5: at that age where're like.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: If you had like cancer that was like really bad.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: Where you're just like, oh man, I'm having really bad pain,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: and I just you just can't because because like anyone said,
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: it's quality of life over everything, bro.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: Like that's the thing. Like you've seen have you ever
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: been into a retirement home like once or twice.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: There's only two different kinds of people in there. There's
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: those people that are waiting for them to fucking die
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: at any moment, and they want to wait. They can't
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: wait till to die. And they're those people that every
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: day is like an adventure for them.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: Bro. They do finger painting. They're just happy, bro.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 5: And their grandson's twenty.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're just happy.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 7: Bro.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: Like I see that ship all the time when I
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: drive past this retirement center.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: By my house.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 4: That's hilarious, And I see.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: Them when they're out there. You know, you have to
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: go early because past eight it's just dark, you know.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the whole the facility bedtime early.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: They're having dinner at four thirty right right, Like I've
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: driven past there, I leave the green Thumb show gets
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: the dinner because you see the jet you see you
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: see all the tables with jello next to the plate. Yeah,
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: so I'm like that's dinner, you know. I'm like, yeah,
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: like every hospital will.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 6: Sounds sucked up, but like not at one point did
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 6: you or your mom were like, hey, like we can
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 6: get a good one, like good yeah, like.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: I mean, not not to sound fucked up, but yeah,
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: towards the end, when like it became a really big
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: like not a burden, but just like taking care of
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: an older person is all that when they're sick, like
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: it'll take your told you you don't have a way
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: to deal with that stress. So like I did see
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: like the mental the mental strain and started taking on
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: my mom and then to the point where she was
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: like considering, She's like, fuck, I just I got to
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: call a retirement home or something, or she thought about it.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: Is it a month?
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: It never got that far for us to look into it.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 6: You think, I mean I can look it up right now.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 6: What you think is like a good if you want if.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: You want them to live good. You're gonna pay seven
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: to ten mans a month.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 4: Damn easily. All the money you saved up for two
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 4: to retire and stuff like that, it's gonna go to that.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be like and if you and if you
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: want them to be okay, you're looking at like twenty
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: five hundred a month.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 4: You said she lived in ninety nine.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my grandma lived in ninety nine.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 4: So this happened when she was there. You said, like
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: eighty five, you felt so she lived another fifteen years
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 4: of yeah, kind of not good quality.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 5: No, there's nothing.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: It wasn't good quality. It's just that I know that
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: deep down. It's that she was like my mom died
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: when I was thirteen. I had across the border my
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: husband and shit didn't work out. Like she was just
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: a lot of things that she was just like, man,
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: fuck this, bro, Like just let.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 7: Me start over.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: Like say, it was huh what did you say? It
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: was like seven to ten bands for a good one
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: a month?
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: You know how I know, bro?
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 6: The average costs living in California is sixty two hundred
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 6: a month. You want to know on the regional or state,
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 6: the average monthly costs ranges from three grand to ten bands.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: You want to know how I know I used to win?
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: I this is how I've always been a business businessman.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 7: Bro.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: I got my internship first when I was in this
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: academy of finance shit in high school. And I took
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: a business internship with this AIG Financial Advisors. But it
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: was an independent person that worked at home, bro, like
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: COVID shit right, he had his home office and off
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: La Pier Drive.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: Same was Aaron Martinez.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 7: Bro.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: He used to handle like million fucking dollar accounts for
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: like old people, dog, and you would see all this
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: kind of shit, bro, Like you would see all this
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: kind of fucking ship, like all this old people ship,
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: like what you're talking to them about, and it's just
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: like it's it's a sad It's some of it's sad
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: and some of it's good.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 7: Bro.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: But the people with Remember what I told you about
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: my neighbor, that ship wasn't crazy, bro. Like that ship
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: as well, Like why do you want to be that
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: old and holding onto that much money?
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: Like if you just never enjoyed it. That ship was sucked.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 5: Straight up hoarding.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 5: There was this rich guy that my uncle used to
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 5: work for.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: Uh, the hooker uncle.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 3: So many uncles, the priest uncle.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the priest uncle, the hooker.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 5: One of my ungoles that used to crunkle.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 3: He used to own a lawnmower.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 4: That one of the lawn more men.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: One of my Mexican uncles. He used to do.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 9: Uh.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: He used to cut the lawn for.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 5: These big guys apartments.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 3: And I guess the guy that.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 6: Owns the apartment was super rich, but he hated life,
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 6: and I guess he tried to take himself.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 5: Out and he found.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: Himself with the gun.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 6: But at the end like he regretted it or the
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 6: blast was too much, kind of pussy out out and
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 6: he hit the wrong side of his head and all
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 6: he became was like kind.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: Of like vegetable.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 5: Vegetable.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 6: So he has to get a suit assisted living, but
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 6: he was so rich that they could afford it, so
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 6: it's just living at that point.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: Bro, you don't think his family members when he's in
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: the hospital, they're just like, they can't kill him.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: Blink twice if you want me to put the pillow
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: on your face.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: They can't kill him.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: Don't blink if you want you know what I mean?
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 6: Like, yeah, bro, Like what I learned from that is,
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 6: if you're going to do it all.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 5: Right, that's the lesson you learned from all that.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, them never getting that ship is great, Like.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 5: That's what I learned from And it's so true.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 3: If you you pussy.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 5: Out last minute and you don't get we're supposed to
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 5: get nired.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: It's worse. Okay, have you an assist assisted?
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: Like if you're going to get assisted taking out right,
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: like assistant like to like death, how do you think
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: it should be done?
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: Bro? Like you think they should just give you like
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: a bunch of faith because woo, who you know?
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: But who was it yesterday? The homegirl that she was like, yeah,
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: they gave me fit and I love that you keep
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: calling her anesthesia okay, Anastasia.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 5: Anesthesia.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but anyways, the homegirl that was here yesterday, she said, yeah,
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: they gave me fentanyl and that shit felt bomb.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: I remember she said that.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: So I was just like, imagine, bro, that's that was
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: just a little bit of fit they gave her. Bro, Like,
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: imagine the people that get hooked that feeling they must
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: have get Like, if that's assistant suicide, they probably could
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: just give you like one full shot of fent.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: Like just you probably just achieved nirvana, Like just.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 5: I mean, that does probably sound like the best way
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 5: to you know, be assisted.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: Because you don't want to like get like pushed off
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: of like a cliff or something.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 5: Why would you want? No, that would be so terrible.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 5: I'm so afraid of heights. That would be the most miserable.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 5: Last few moments.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 4: You want to die jizzing that's how you want to die,
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 4: Like remember fucking busting a nut.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: Because because what if like bus like you die right
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: before you like right before.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: You like you go out and then you're just edging
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: in your last moments.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: Like you're just edging and you're like, oh man, I'm
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: gonna get to heaven horny like.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 4: The edge of death.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh damn.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 6: Remember you guys remember the show A Thousand Ways to Die?
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah on TNT uh. I don't know if you guys
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 5: ever got to episode one.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 6: Episode one was a guy having sex with someone and
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 6: when he climbax he died.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 5: Oh you got a heart attack. They got a movie
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 5: about that too, where girls like in a cabin with
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 5: her her husband and they get kinky and like tie
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 5: her up and then while they're having sex, he has
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 5: a heart attack and dies.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: On her.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 6: No, she survives, she survives.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 5: It's a crazy movie. There's a different like twist to it.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 5: But it's like, yeah, I.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 3: Don't say I might want to something.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 5: No, it's good. You should definitely see it. But it's
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 5: just like yeah, yeah, like that specific scenario though, like
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 5: holy shit, I don't know. Yeah, no, I wouldn't want
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 5: to go out that way.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 4: I want to die though jizzing. I don't want to
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 4: have the heart attack Stewards like I want to die
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 4: right when I I want to die, you know what
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 4: I don't want because if you have a heart attack afterwards,
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 4: that's the last thing on your mind. You this I'm dying.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: Has ever been like a death baby where it's like
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: you're like like your parents were fucking and then like
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: like you.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: Fucking die, like in the middle of fucking.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: But like the jis obviously stayed in the mom, the
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: mom surviving, the baby was born.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 5: But then like just like it's like a race, that's
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 5: a movie. That's a movie, baby baby, they're all technically
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 5: jizz babies.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: What is stuff? Don't say? What Steff don't say?
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: If you thinking about it, it's been done? What is it?
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: What's that meme? He's like, what is it? What is it?
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: Children are what is it? Pet? Sperm? Like you get
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: to keep like it's just growing up sperm, pet.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: It's just it's just a sperm all growing up pet jippet.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: Imagine if I imagine if you know, because you.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 5: Know, one of those souls, not that one, but one
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 5: of those not that she really wanted when I was
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 5: growing up.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: You know, because they say when you when you like
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: it's a lot of people like humans, you could you
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: could populate a whole whole constant right supposedly right like
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: they said, like, imagine if all imagine if all those
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: like hit like all of them were green light food.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: Imagine how many people you create?
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 5: You can only have eight oct them on had eight.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: That's the most that's that we know of.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 5: That's the most.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 6: Her body, it wasn't the body carry Have you seen
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 6: a picture of that thing?
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 5: It looks gross, Bro, she got like eight baby her vagina.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 3: I'm sure that her gully optimo oct them up.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 5: You ever seen what she looked like? Bro, It's it's
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 5: not that send it, send it so that everybody watch
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 5: and can see it. But yeah, that looked painful, Like
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 5: you said that wasn't natural, like she had that done
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 5: intention she was trying to get She was trying to
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 5: have like twins.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 4: Did all the babies come out of PREMI?
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 3: She had?
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 5: Like what do you call it?
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: Are those kids eighteen?
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 5: Bacon semination or whatever that is?
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Are those kids like old?
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 9: Now?
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're like like like at least fifteen. Yeah, because
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 5: that show came out a while ago.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 3: He's gonna check this out. Bro, Oh my god, we're not.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, dude, that is like, oh the bab that's way
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 6: too many babies.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 3: That just looks like.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 5: That looks like it hurts so bad.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 3: That does not look like that's eight babies in there. Dude.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 6: She already had like two I think, so she had
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 6: like ten and then what's crazy is you know the
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 6: maniacs out there. I think like she got hit up
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 6: by like a bunch of porn companies hit her up
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 6: like yo, okay, but like after you're.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: Done, like the way she ended up, the way she
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: ended up with those eight babies, Like that was one
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: guy that they came in her artificial I was about
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: to be like how much did he come?
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: Like you're like you're talking for eight fucking babies?
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 5: What I'm saying that was that's eight babies.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 2: Bro, Okay, so who's the dad?
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 5: They don't know it was fake incimination.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: Bro, there's eight fools.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 5: That's eight they're from.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 6: That's oh, that's one dude, sprim donor.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 5: You can be a sperm donor and they don't even know.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 5: They don't tell you. I don't know how the rules are, right,
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 5: So she doesn't have a partner.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: Nobody got nobody got to fuck her.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm sure somebody is. That happened, But that happened.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 6: That happens a lot with fake incumin nations because you
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 6: they always end up with twins or triplets because they're
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 6: fucking experimenting.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 5: You're literally playing god tech.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: They're really talking about hit me with your best shot. God.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 5: What a horrible man. That is some just horrible luck
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 5: man being a single parent having eight eight eight octuplets.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes you asked for eight? So was she damaged
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: Goods though? Like was she like you know what I mean?
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: Like you know how I remember the TV show Remember
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: when Christopher he was like, I want to have a
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: dated due if I know you was damaged Goods that
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: he like slapped her.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: I was like Damn. That was sad and so much
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: that show. And he was like, oh, dare you Crystal?
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: Like yo, that was like that was sad.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 5: But he killed the dog because he was on Heroin? Oh, Like,
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 5: how fucked up?
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 3: Do you have to be the settle?
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 2: I always thought ras dude was on Heroin. Now that
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: he's been on for like five years, I.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 3: Was like, yo, did he did? He did reviews? He
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 3: kicked it here with you guys and the al reviews.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: For a while.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: Like, if you know somebody that's like constantly falling asleep, bro, Like,
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: there is not a doubt in my mind that you're
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: going to consider that, Like, hey, they might be on
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: like Heroin, you know, maybe injecting their toes. You know,
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: have you ever met somebody on Heroin?
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 5: No, not Heroin?
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 4: I'm all fall asleep.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: That's a hell of an addiction though, I yeah, dude,
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: I've known, Like, uh, what is it?
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: They used to when he used.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: To work at a at a car dealership at one
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: point when I was in college. They used to be
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: this like Filipino guy who used to come hang out
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: with the mechanic and the mechanic us a small crystal.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: But the Filipino guy used to quote unquote help him
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: with the cars, but after he shot up, nothing would happen.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: He's just being like just sleeping on this like car
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 2: sleep for a while.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 11: Bro.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: Like I'm just like, did he just call these guys?
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: He just and then yeah? Like then like literally they
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: would like.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, you think like the business owner is
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: that stupid? That like he doesn't know that you guys
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: are just plucking it doped up here, bro. But they
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: fixed cars.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 5: Though in their free time.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: Hey Macat Like, who what do you think is the
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: profession that uses the most drugs?
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: We can look it up right now. They can look
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: it up right now.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: But this I'll take a guess now, drug dealers on
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: the pipe, Like I know a lot of drug dealers
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: that sold coke and sold a lot of shit that
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: never fucking worked. Like a lot of them, I want
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: to say seventy percent of them. They never used their
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: own ship or they never used drugs period.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 5: I would say the kitchen, Oh, like people in a restaurant
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 5: I used to the kitchen.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 6: Bro, these were always coked out, and these always had
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 6: three jobs because they were Mexican, and they had like
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 6: two kids, like three kids and four kids, and there
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 6: was always on a sick one.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 5: Ra Okay, so you say sex workers, Oh yeah, that's
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 5: already illegal and illegal.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: Alcohol and like a bunch of coke. I would imagine, yeah, poppers.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: I'm going to say like construction workers.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 4: I was going to say that.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like like construction workers, like they're like.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: They're either tweak fucking cook like I'm in the way
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: that like you know what I mean, like they're eating
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: the fucking lunch their wife fucking cook for them, and
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: like like you know, you know, because they're on coke,
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: just straight just having to eat it just to like suffice.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 5: What ray?
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: What? What? What does it say? Who's the who's the
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 2: worker that uses the most the most drugs?
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 3: DJ is at a strip club?
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 2: Huh y oh, it's a very dancer.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 5: What are some of the categories.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 3: Uses?
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 4: Like which drug?
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 9: Oh?
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 7: Ship?
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: All right, here it is.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: I found a list the top ten jobs with the
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: highest rate of drug abuse.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 6: All right, let's go Amazon workers. I forgot that one,
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 6: like whouse working. Hey, this is bad for house workers.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: This is bad. Some of the people that are on
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: this list should not be on here.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 5: All right, let's alright, alright, alright.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: Top ten Top ten jobs with the highest addiction rates.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 2: Number one, mining, quarrying, and oil workers. I can see that.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, they get off work and they just want
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 5: to fucking forget everything.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 6: And that's in like those little like you don't think
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 6: those fools are, Like I got two kids at home.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 3: It's in the middle of the country.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: They ever have to fuck, like like all the dudes
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: in the oil rake fuck the same hooker, you know
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: what I mean, Like because that's the only one in town.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like, Yeah, bro, for sure,
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: you're gonna want to do heroin after that. All right.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: That's number one, Number number two, ding ding ding. Construction workers,
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 2: all right there, it is like damn construction workers for sure.
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  Speaker 5: Night.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: Look, ninety percent of construction workers are male and meaning
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: they are more likely to use drugs and alcohol subsequent
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: what is it a pronounce his word subsequentially, Yeah, subsequentially
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: developed an addiction.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 2: I've been on fucking acid the whole day, bro.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 5: All right, see some graduate, see some refund?
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah an American? See son graduated? Get that American? See
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: son graduate? Get it correct? Bro, legal too.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 5: You can't pronounce an American word?
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: Wow?
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why I have American friends to help me on.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: That's what Americans do, Bro, that's Americans.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 2: He didn't even have to look over.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 3: He already knew what he's bro.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: That's the that's the that's the closest thing to adversity
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: that ever had to face.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: A tough word.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, like numbers are hard.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 6: Mom used to hit him when you sell the words,
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 6: say you love Jesus, all right.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: Number three, you're wrong. You're right.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: Restaurant and food service workers don't wonder your burgers be coming.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 2: Out off funked up when you order like later to
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: drive through that foods all coked out and fu you.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: He's like, fuck your mcdouble.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: I swore there's been some times, bro, when I would
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: order all late. I'm like this for smashed it. He's
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: like you know what I'm like. He's probably like just mad.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: It just was like, man, fuck you all having fun.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: Thirty five stuck at McDonald's.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 5: He knows that you've been punching bread.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 6: Hey, now that I think about it, on that list,
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 6: we should be up there, podcasters. I've never not done
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 6: my job, not fucking high.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: Number four you're right, which rings me to number four arts, entertainment,
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: and ray creation.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 5: Foles like why am I.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: That's DJ Comedians, nuts and tucking.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 4: That's number four.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 2: That's number four, dog.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it says Unfortunately, creative spaces like art, music, and
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: entertainment have a long standing association.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 2: With drugs and alcohol abuse.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: More than fourteen percent of people in the arts entertainment
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: industry reported elicted drug use in the last thirty days.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: Nearly twelve percent reported in the last month with alcohol abuse. Yeah, Bro,
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: that's why all your all your favorite actress or aspiring actresses,
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: they always try to like book them in put them
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: to work when they're hot, because they know the stresses
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: of Hollywood will make a white girl age like a
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: banana fast as fuck.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 7: Geez.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 2: Like that alcohol will fucking put you through the ringer, Bro.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: Alcohol and drugs right now, the alcohol will damage a girl, bro,
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: Like alcohol will for sure, Like you can tell when
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: the girl drinks a lot, especially being in the comedy scene.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 2: You can see.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 11: Bro.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 2: You're just like, hey man, what's going on right?
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 3: Talking about?
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 2: Like those are like those are those wrinkles or creases? Bitch?
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like, what's going on?
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 8: Bro?
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 6: I was gonna ask you how was being a resident
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 6: out there in Vegas for a while?
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 4: It was cool? Man, I did it for like a decade.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 6: Man, No, like, uh, did you see the difference? Did
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 6: you see the dark side of Vegas?
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Did you see?
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 5: Everyone says the dark side of as So to me,
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 5: it all sounds fun. Everyone knows there's a dark it's
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 5: dc Uh does it get boring?
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 2: Is get old?
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 4: You're like, I mean for me to last there for
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 4: that long, it wasn't. I wasn't partaking in a lot
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 4: of those activities, like.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 5: Most people don't.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 3: Is that what I mean?
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 12: Like?
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 4: Do people just kind of It's kind of like Disneyland.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 4: When you live so close here, your cousins in the
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 4: Philippines are like, fuck you lucky, you gonna go to Disneylands?
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 4: You no, miky, Yeah, but you never go really unless
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 4: you have family come in town and you go over there.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 4: So I stayed away. But the club I worked at
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 4: there was a back entrance to the parking lot, so
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 4: I didn't even have to walk through the casinos, so
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 4: it was just like a terminator hallway when he was
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 4: going through there like that. It was just like that
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 4: to get to the club.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 6: About the first year you got there, you weren't like, yeah,
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 6: I'm a resident in Vegas, like I'm gonna party it up.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 5: Were already married.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 2: At the time.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was married, and that's why I got married,
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 4: and then I got the residency. Happened right there. So
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 4: I wasn't even in party mode or nothing like that.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 4: I was just about trying to this hustle on and
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 4: trying to provide for my family. So I didn't experience
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 4: Vegas in that that manner.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 2: You know, you said ten years like was so that?
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 2: When did you start?
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 4: How long was that two thousand and fourteen?
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 2: Were there still Elvis impersonators when you were there?
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 4: There are barely? There were some, but not like now.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 4: It's almost nothing in Vegas. I told me ten years
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 4: ago that the marquees on Vegas are going to be
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 4: DJ's and chefs. I would be, what the fuck are
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 4: you talking about? But now it's not even like you know,
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 4: on the marquees and other buildings, it's all like chefs
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 4: from the Food Network and stuff like that, and restaurants
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 4: and DJs are getting paid bank.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 6: How'd you like, I mean, obviously I know you've you've
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 6: done the work, but what got you that Vegas residency.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 6: Was it a show like one of your specials that
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 6: someone sacks?
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 3: I mean, what what was it?
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 4: I was just fortunate that the guys at La Comedy Club,
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 4: Matt and Joaquin there, they were running a they had
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 4: their their their club La Comedy Club, so they had
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 4: this venue open up and then they were looking to
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 4: get a resident because they didn't want to they didn't
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 4: want to keep booking fools or whatever like that. So
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 4: you know, I was fortunate enough for them to throw
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 4: it my way. It wasn't like I did anything spectacular,
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 4: but I think my body of work up until.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 6: But I thought there was a specific thing that.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 4: I think it was just an opportunity that presented.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 9: You know.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 4: It wasn't like anything special, but it was like for me,
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 4: shoes oportation, I think, first Filipino resident headliner on the
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 4: strip of Vegas, Like yeah, like you know, something to
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 4: be happy about, accomplished, you know.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 4: But it was a cools a nice run. But a
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 4: lot of a lot of the people that were watching
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 4: were older people from all over the world, some of
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 4: them like first time comedy shows, you know, So it
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 4: wasn't like they were drawing to see me it was
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 4: just a show, and it was a got I got
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 4: to experience it. Like it's different from when you go
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 4: to do club in La It's it's bumping, you know,
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 4: but when you're doing a show to two hundred old people,
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 4: it's a whole different vibe.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 4: You got to your comedy has to be universal and
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 4: funny for everyone to see it, from here to.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 6: Austraggle, to get that muscle right, because I mean, you
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 6: used to do comedy clubs like like George, like those
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 6: little ones, and then you got.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was into comedy for like twenty years before
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 4: I got to do my residency. So yeah, that's where
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 4: I learned my chops and stuff like that. Twenty years
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 4: of grindon.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 1: Now, the next thing I wanted to ask you is
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: because there was some controversy going around not too long ago,
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: but a lot of people have, you know, and the
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: Xavier gets mad at me because he's like, oh, how
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: can you say that you like somebody like Cardlesmancilla and
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: all this stuff, And I like, I thought that shit
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: was funny to me. I'm like and I tell Xavier
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: he was like, well, whatever, that's you, and I'm like, whatever,
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: I do. I do believe that that shit was wrong,
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: But you've been a victim of some kind of bullshit
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: like that, where like people have accused Jo Koy of
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: stealing your jokes, bro and all this stuff, and how
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: do you, like have you, like, I mean obviously bespoken
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: about it a few times, but like where does that
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: currently stand? Like how do you deal with something like that,
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: especially because you can't like trademark a joke or can you?
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 4: Ugh, that's tough. I mean they say when you start
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 4: comedy that you know you're getting better when people start
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 4: lifting your stuff or taking your materials, so you know,
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 4: they tell you be prepared it's gonna happen, you know,
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 4: so that means you're on the right track. So just
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 4: saw as a writer, you have to just write more
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 4: jokes and don't get mad. But when it happens that
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 4: way and he does it and then he's Filipino and
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 4: then he's getting all that, it's like it's hard not
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 4: to be like, you know, upset about it. But it's
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 4: almost one of those things. What can I do? I
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 4: just got to keep working at my stuff, and I
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 4: can't compare myself like they say, you can't compare yourself
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 4: to other people in the year's progress of work. You know,
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 4: you gotta look back and say that you can't be
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 4: like this guy did this, what did I do? Like
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 4: you kill yourself that way. You gotta compare yourself to
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 4: what you did last year and what you did this year,
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 4: like compare yourself to yourself, you know, And that's.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 1: Very important that you bring that up, bro, because especially
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: in the era we live we live that we live
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: in today, it's very easy to compare ourselves to others
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: when others.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 2: When your algorithm knows exactly what.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 1: Career lane you're in, exactly knows what to show you
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: your interests are, so it's gonna know how to trigger
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 1: certain emotions, bro.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 2: Like your algorithm will know, like it will test your shit. Bro.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 2: We'll be like, oh, I'm gonna show this on your
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 2: feed right now, you know what I mean? And at
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 2: certain moments, well you know it's not like it's this
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 2: ship thinks for itself, bro.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 5: So well, not only that, but it's also you're only
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 5: ever posting your highlights. You know, you're not posting your
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 5: day to day You're you know, posting like when you're
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 5: doing cool ship, so people see.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 2: That I don't know Rock, let's us know whenever he
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 2: has anxiety. I mean I meant it was one time, yeah.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 6: Where I got a text he is and I was like,
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 6: who's calling Rock first?
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and make sure he's all right. Do a wellness
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 5: check on Rock, because then if we all do it,
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 5: then it's too suspicious, you know what I mean? I mean,
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 5: y'all come, it can't come in all hot, So hey
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 5: are you okay?
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 2: Just do it?
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: Everybody in the group chat all at once. Everybody's Rock, Hey,
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: are you okay? And then it's like me and my
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: not gonna speak you with the messages like hey, what's up?
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 2: Rock?
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 5: I hope you're having a good day? Like why are
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 5: you texting me that?
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 2: You're never this nice?
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 5: You have a good day.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 6: I've never asked you this. Would you ever sell a joke?
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 6: Does anyone tried to buy out?
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 2: Can you do that? You like a car for a while?
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you can sell a joke. I haven't sold a joke,
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 4: but I've written jokes for people and just give given
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 4: to them. But yeah, I would do it if someone
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 4: else offered me. I don't know if you'd be one
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 4: of my jokes. Maybe me writing a joke for them.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 4: But sometimes they do that if they like your joke,
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 4: I'll buy that joke off of you.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 2: That's wild.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 6: But because I feel like I mean, like the other day,
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 6: like I did I have this total joke and then
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 6: I heard someone do another.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 2: Black comedy like ken Mine.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 6: You know, I was like that able to work perfectly
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 6: with mine, And I didn't think about buying it. But
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 6: I was like, I could see how if it's a thing,
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 6: I don't even know. I was like, I could just
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 6: someone like yow much for that ship. But I've never,
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 6: like I said, it's not even thing anymore. I don't
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 6: know if it's if it's done.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 4: You know where a lot of pressure of stealing jokes
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 4: comes from. When you do your first hour, they want
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 4: your next hour right away in a year or so. Right,
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 4: it took you ten years to get your first hour,
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 4: and now they want to do another one in a year.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 4: Like so there's pressure. You start putting the other all
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 4: the stuff you can, but you gotta feel it with
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 4: spots and spaces.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 2: And is that why you think like somebody like Eddie pressure?
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 9: Is that?
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 7: Like?
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 2: Is that way you think people like Eddie.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: Murphy have like stayed away from the scene for so
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 1: long because he knows that nobody knows how long it
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 1: took this motherfucker to do Delirious or or you know
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 1: the other specials that he did, they were so good,
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 1: but you said that, you know, like it takes you
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: ten years, right to get that first hour.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 2: So maybe he saw the pressures.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: He's like, fuck that, you're gonna want to play me out,
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: And maybe like that's when you put when you play
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 1: that scenario, maybe you start thinking about like maybe that's
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: why Dave Chappelle was like fuck that, like I'm at
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 1: the top right now, or why I'm gonna just they're
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 1: gonna want to like like rinse me dry.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 2: You know, like I think you're I think that you
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 2: have a very good point with that.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's wild.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 5: I didn't think about that.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you made like they're gonna play you out, bro.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And a lot of times it's like, you know,
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 4: he's he's.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 2: Right on that.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 5: Sometimes.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen like you come in on Monday,
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: oh man, you check out such as such, new special
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: that's sick, and then by Friday you're like, yeah, I'm
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: kind of tired of seeing the clips everywhere because because
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 1: everybody like that full press run is almost forced bro,
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 1: everybody wants it to be. At the same time, When
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: it's organic, it'll do numbers all year round. Maybe on
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: May it's doing a thousand, Maybe in June it does
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: two thousand, and then it falls back to five hundred
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 1: years in.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 2: July, you know what I mean. And it goes up
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 2: and down, but organically it's still moving.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 1: But when you do a lot of these forced press
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 1: runs and you get the algorithm to push your bro,
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 1: you play the shit out and nobody gives a shit
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: about it no more. And that's why shit doesn't become
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 1: timeless no more. I personally think so.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 5: I think you kind of figure out when it's timeless
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 5: when you get away from when it happened, you know
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 5: what I mean. It's like the Chappelle Show, Like I
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 5: think that's a timeless like comedy, you know, sketch show.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 5: You know, it's one of those. But like when you're
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 5: watching it in the early two.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 6: Thousand, reason that's timeless because everybody watched no one's no
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 6: one's watching everything anymore, like.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 3: All of us, like I'm not watching the same thing
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 3: he's watching.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 6: Back then, we also watch the same shit because it
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 6: used to be all at the same time.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 5: But I guess my point is I'm just saying you
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 5: didn't watch it and be like this is timeless. This
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 5: is going to be time that I'm saying thing. I'm
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 5: sure there's something going on right now that ten years
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 5: from now is going to be like, oh yeah, that
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 5: that was pretty timeless. Like memes, memes have been around,
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 5: They're not going anywhere.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 3: He's the only thing like right.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: Now that everyone you know what Joey Diaz calls him,
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 1: He's like, the fucking memes me.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 4: You can fall asleep to it, mimes.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 5: Did you see that MEMI? I sent you online?
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 4: But think about delirious? You watch the whole thing? Was
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 4: it over an hour?
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 4: But nowadays people see fun they don't watch specials. They
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 4: watch it reels. I'm like, oh, and that's only maybe
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 4: fifteen to thirty seconds. The reels are special, I mean
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 4: where as far as the where it can get out
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 4: to the broad audience. But back in the days, that's
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 4: what that was. But now it's it's different. Yeah, he
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 4: watches a whole hour of anything.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 1: By the time Tommy releases special Bro three plates, it's
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 1: just gonna be a DVD filled with like all his reels. Bro,
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be a compilation. It's not gonna be like
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: it's not even gonna be like a whole fucking hey,
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 1: what up? Thank you for coming to my uh special
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 1: and all this ship. That's by the time he gets
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: his own special, like you're for sure gets that's what
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 1: level it's gonna be at.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 5: His first special is gonna be called greatest hits.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for reels when that was little greatest time.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 5: I was gonna say, I do, I don't know, Maybe
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 5: it does feel like it's worth having that like special
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 5: out there though, I do feel like you know that
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 5: of course, of course it looks like it's an achievement.
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 4: It is, am but I'm saying, to blow up and
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 4: get success, you can do it in a reel. Oh yeah,
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 4: it has just as much power as a special, dude
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 4: back in the days, but nowadays you could that can turn.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 2: It for you.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 6: You maybe you don't want to tell me, but like,
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 6: do you know the difference between recording a special back
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 6: in the day and now?
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 5: The price is way different, right.
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 4: Of course, like than anything, you know, it's more expensive
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 4: and the quality and tech stuff is better. So but
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 4: like I was saying people were more inclined to watch
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 4: specials back then because that was all there was. Now
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 4: there's so much content and being coming. He had so
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 4: many different ways that people's attention span. I don't know
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 4: if you ever been to a concert. My daughter, my
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 4: wife's ex wife took her daughter to concert, and the
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 4: kids only remember the parts that were on TikTok, So
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 4: that's the part. They were like, yeah, but it was
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 4: only like seven seconds, and then the rest of the
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 4: concert they're like quiet because they don't even know the
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 4: whole song.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 5: It's just isn't that like bad for society? That sounds
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 5: like real bad for that generation?
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 4: Definitely. I don't know.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 6: I was watching this thing, no, no, you know, you
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 6: know it's crazy. I was watching this TikTok about this
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 6: teacher complaining about her students or the students are capturing
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 6: any of the tension, any that she's throwing at them,
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 6: and she was complaining about like, yeah, we read this
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 6: book about for six paragraphs and these fuckers couldn't tell
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 6: me the main character.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 2: Dang that happen to me though.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 1: I'll watch a movie and then like I literally will
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 1: wait to I will not ask because in my head
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 1: I'm just like, I can't believe. I can't believe I
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 1: forgot this person's name. And then somewhere in the middle, I'm.
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 2: Just like, Okay, thank god this is their name, you
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 2: know what I mean? Like, so it'll happen. Bro, that's that.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 5: Right behind you.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 6: That's thanks to all that moles that you put in
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 6: your head.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 2: I was gonna say, I still figure out who the
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 2: fuck the main character is.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 11: Bro.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 2: I can always google it.
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 5: I just need a couple of tries. Okay, not for me.
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 5: I think whenever I first meet people, I'll immediately hear
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 5: their name. I will say it, shake the hand, whatever,
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 5: and it immediately escapes me. I already forget in that first.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 1: Second, shake the hand, shake the hand, do a little curtsy.
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 2: I know you get greeted like that, get mad, kiss
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 2: your hand.
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah I do it.
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, a bus his sister act one of these
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 2: days I've done.
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 9: Uh.
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 5: I actually was a nun for Halloween a long time ago.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 1: That movie was crazy. Have you ever seen Sister Act Goldberger.
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 2: It's like one of.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 1: Those movies where it's just like who Okay, this is
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 1: like Newline cinema, Like there was a lot of cocaine
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 1: going around that studio like they're getting.
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 5: Will Be Goldberg is a nun.
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's a nun and shit, and there's a scene
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 1: doesn't Joe Pesci come out of one of them?
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 4: I don't know if Joe Pesci is.
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 1: But there's there's a scene where they're getting chased and
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 1: they're being shot at, like at the towards the end
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 1: or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think it
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 1: is in the casino or something like that. But I
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 1: do remember I remember seeing that movie as a kid.
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 12: Bro.
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 1: There's like the nineties were filled with certain movies like
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 1: are there movies that you look at it now? What
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 1: are certain movies in this time period where you could
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 1: be like fuck that was just a result of too
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 1: much money in drugs or just made.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 2: Why did you make this? Like? What is it? What's
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 2: the movie that? Like Sharknado?
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 5: Beethoven?
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 2: What Dog?
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah yet is a pretty interesting dog?
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 5: You don't eat it like Beethoven's. I love that movie,
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 5: just you know, it seems like it might have cost
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 5: a lot.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 1: I've been like current movies like Sharknado, no reason we
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 1: should have a Sharknado.
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 5: I'm still putting my money down on Beethoven. Cocaine Bear,
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 5: Cocaine Bear. I want to see that. Also, I saw coke. Yeah,
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 5: I like Elizabeth Banks.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 2: But Cocainber was sawid you really got sold on that
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 2: ship as a former guy who enjoyed cocaine that much.
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 5: As a former bear that enjoyed cocaine.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly, Yeah, yeah, No, it's just like.
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 3: Why does that bear get to do cocaine?
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 1: I don't it's stuff just not that, it's just that,
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 1: I'm just like, all right, this whole storyline. It's like
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 1: they like to get to make that, to make that
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 1: Raleiota's last film, you know what I mean, Like that's
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 1: the last I mean, of course it's not Cocaine Bear's
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 1: fault because you know, nobody see the movie.
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, okay, you just don't like it.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 4: How do you know that's race last movie.
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 2: It's documented. Yeah he died after that. Oh he died.
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 4: Oh he died.
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 6: We're gonna say movies that need to stop or never
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 6: needed to stop was literally fastening first after three.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 5: Never stop. No, I just gotta keep it. It's gonna
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 5: you know, you.
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 1: Know, what's gonna get worse when they kept making movies
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 1: after Paul Walker died. Usually when somebody dies in a
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 1: franchise like that, not someone the main Yeah, one of
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 1: the main characters. You're like, all right, bro, let's do
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 1: R I P.
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 2: And that's it. No more fast cars.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 1: But no, these motherfuckers are like, we're gonna fucking make tyreeks.
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 5: Bro, I was about to say, it's like the Simpsons. Man,
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 5: that ship's not going anywhere. It's they gonna keep predicting
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 5: the future.
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 1: Stop with the Transformers, the man. What about Friday the
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 1: thirteen was good? Friday the thirteen.
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they started getting crazy after a while, all those
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 4: some of them when you go to the Moon or something.
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Chasing X. I think that one.
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they start getting.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 5: Drugs. To me, those are just like, I don't know, man,
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 5: you know what you're getting into. It's like again, it's
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 5: like the Simpsons. It's a comfort thing. So for me,
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 5: it's like watching like any of the Jason movies. It's
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 5: like you know the tropes, you see exactly when it's
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 5: gonna happen.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 5: It's like it's more just fun to watch. But yeah, I.
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 4: Would you say you're doing drugs back then?
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 5: Oh for sure.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 2: Absolutely like Ghostbusters too.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 1: Let it rest like straight up, like there was no
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 1: reason Queen Latifa should have ever been played like should
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 1: have ever been called for or sorry not Queen Latifa.
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 2: Damn, I'm sorry.
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 1: There's no reason they should have been like they should
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 1: have had the girl version of fucking girl Ghostbusters.
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 5: I talked to somebody about that, and I was like,
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 5: it's not that like a female Ghostbusters type of movie
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 5: would have not been good, like it could have held
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 5: its own, but the fact that they were just like,
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 5: all right, it's Ghostbusters, like it cheapens.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 1: They're just like, what's a good franchise, let's ruin it,
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 1: just like, let's exploit the franchise in that movie.
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 5: I feel like if they had just done like a
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 5: girl ghost Hunter group, but I feel like it still
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 5: could have been good.
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 4: Girls ghost Hunter group doesn't go right.
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 5: Rolls right off the Girls Hunter.
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 2: Here's the real question, Queen Latifa could fuck you up.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 4: It wasn't even queenland I know Leslie, wasn't it Leslie?
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was it was some other like you know,
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 1: like questionably fat, like almost she lesbian or not chicks.
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 4: You know, she's not fat.
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 5: Say which one are you talking about?
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 1: Somebody there was deceiving and I thought it was Queen Latifa.
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 1: All right, that's what I'm trying to establish.
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 6: I don't know actress, But do you think they should
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 6: stop making Star Wars any of them?
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 5: Are you cool with them making more of them?
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 12: That?
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 5: Are you cool with the class? I'm not gone.
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 4: I'm not happy that Disney took over, you know what
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 4: I mean? George Lucas must be the most pissed off
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 4: person on the planet right now to see what Disney
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 4: he sold it. He made a lot of money, but.
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 1: That fool struggled so much to keep that ship alive
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 1: and then for him to see see it get bought
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 1: out and turn into it here because that fool, literally
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 1: like that fool was like like the type of food
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 1: is like, Man, I'm eating like crackers? Would ketchup to
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 1: keep this shit going?
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 9: Bro?
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 2: Like he like the store.
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 1: No I'm talking about I'm talking about holding that ship together.
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 1: It's like Walt Disney or the fully created Pixar and ship,
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 1: the fully created Pixar, that food struggle to hell a dog.
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 1: You can't even get mad at what Pixar turned into like,
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 1: let that fool enjoy his billions.
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 2: Dog that fool.
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 1: Almost fucking like like starved pretty much like holding onto
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 1: this dream.
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 4: That's every success story though, right because if you were
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 4: making it already, then you made it like whatever, But
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 4: it's more amazing when you see how much people came from.
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 6: So so you are you cool what they're being done?
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 6: Make no more, call it a day.
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm not happy with the duay Disney took
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 4: the direction, but as a fan of being Star Wars,
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 4: I don't want to see any kind of content because
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 4: like right now, they did The Acolytes and it bombed hard,
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 4: like you know, but I want to see him like
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 4: bounce back and cover you recover from me. They got
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 4: The Mandalorian coming out next year. They did a series
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 4: on it and it did like three seasons, and now
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 4: they're making a.
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 5: Movie, the actual movie.
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 4: Yes, movie, So it's like, Okay, that's a good direction.
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 4: But there's a lot of stories, backstories that I'd love
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 4: to hear about. Like you said, your favorite character is
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 4: Darth Maul.
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, I love the hottest bad guy.
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 4: He was like because the Force and the dark side
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 4: of the forest. He's mad and angry.
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 2: Did you hear what he said? He was like the
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 2: hottest bad guy?
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 5: What did you say earlier? Because I was clowning on you,
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 5: I said the best, the best looking. Yeah, that's sorry.
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 2: He is the best looking villain.
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 5: He's the best looking villain.
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 1: Only you only only the only the guy who would
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 1: put on a dress and be like that means sexy,
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 1: the sexiest star wars like Darth. Like when I look
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 1: at Venom in the movies, I'm like, yeah, that's a
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 1: good looking villain for the marks.
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 2: I don't. It's not good because because I get fucking hard. Bro.
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 2: It's because I'm like.
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 5: You don't have to get hard to appreciate somebody just saying, man,
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 5: you know it's okay if.
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 1: You got that's a pretty good form of appreciation, the
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 1: ultimate that is true.
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 2: It's like a full command.
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 5: So if somebody gives you, like a good meal, getting
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 5: an erection is an appropriate response.
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 1: I have yet gotten hard in any Hie hundred episode.
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 1: Maybe the food has never been that good where I'm like, damn, man,
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 1: just finished eating my sh feral.
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 5: You finished eating and you're just like, well, I gotta
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 5: give you.
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 6: An That's never happened because raise your director and producer.
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, well, first of all, yesterday when I said, how
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 1: worried did you get yesterday?
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 2: So I tell Exeber I was like.
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 1: Because shout out to Kelly Base. He made some cevich
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 1: from like some fresh halibud and all that stuff, high
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 1: quality ingredients like bomb assavici. He made it right, and
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 1: then there was some left over and I was like, oh,
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 1: you know, like you know, He's like, does anybody want it?
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, we'll sleep it for Exeber and
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 1: it was bomb ass like a cup of semecha, right,
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 1: and then uh xerers like he goes and eats it
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 1: like hey, we saved you some cevich. He's like I'm like, hey,
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 1: did you eat it? He's like yeah, it's good, and.
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 5: Like I don't trust anything.
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, but but he ate it right because
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 2: he was like, oh, this is me this plate.
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 5: So when he said he put like fucking blue.
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 1: Choo and asked him, I was like, how do you feel?
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 1: And he was like why, what's wrong? And I was like,
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 1: you don't feel a bluetoo yet, and then he was like, bro,
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 1: please bro, like I'm about to go home, Like stop bro,
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 1: like you know, like like he's a giddy witty word.
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 6: He was like he didn I looked over it, and
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 6: I was like, there's no way he must have cooled,
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 6: but I knew he like, I don't know, but he's
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 6: so evil.
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 5: That I didn't doubt it. Did you have like a
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 5: placebo effect and you got a boner?
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 3: Anyway?
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 2: He went home and.
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 1: Jacked off anyway, He's like, it's like blue Choo, I
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 1: got poisoned. He's like, now I gotta jack off, like
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 1: as if I did take one just because of psychologically there, Yeah, yeah,
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 1: that'll be some ship though, that's not that's you, dude.
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 6: You can tell someone like a real Okay do you
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 6: think okay, you don't know someone?
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 9: No?
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, okay no serious question, serious question, serious question,
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 1: serious question, serious question.
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 2: Do you think is that what if it's a placebo effect?
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 1: Like let's just say, like somebody bakes cupcakes, right, and
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 1: then they put a bluetoo in every single we eat
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 1: the cupcakes and like nothing if nobody tells us, how
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 1: the fuck are we just you know what a placebo effect?
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 1: That's not what I know what I'm saying, like, couldn't
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 1: beat dupe, Like if we all take the cupcakes and
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 1: like nobody feels anything until the next day. Is like, hey,
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 1: you guys didn't feel anything. I put like four blue
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 1: strews in those cocakes.
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 5: That could just should work.
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 3: I mean if it's.
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but do you think it's not automatic? Like that
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 1: is you just get so we eat a cupcakes for
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 1: like thirty minutes from now, we're gonna be sitting at home, like, Yeah,
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 1: what's going on over Here're medication?
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 6: You can literally go to the hospital for that, Like
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 6: I'm telling you're not supposed to do that.
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 5: Crusher was all pissed.
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 2: When I was Mali stupid.
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and that's what he's pissed because you know what
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 5: people medications are on.
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 2: Has anybody ever done that to you, like just try
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 2: to to drug drug? Yeah, Like how but they did
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 2: burke Crusher when they put Bolli and.
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 1: Shiit No, No, these guys did it to three plates.
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 5: But I didn't.
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 1: They put they put they put cocaine in his beer.
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 1: They put like they got he went to the bathroom
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 1: and then they fucking dumped like a bunch of coke
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 1: and his beer and then he fucking just like draking
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 1: and then tell me like I think like the next podcast,
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 1: they were just.
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 2: Like, hey, dude, this ship, this ship was weird. He's like,
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 2: I couldn't go to sleep, poor buddy.
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 1: Well not really, tom I don't understand how how Tommy
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 1: fucking really pulled that off.
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 5: Bro.
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 1: Like, there was a lot of times we were in
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 1: here doing like just like hello, amount of coke and
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 1: like this was the time when his baby was being born. Huh,
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 1: like it had just been born or something like that,
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 1: And I'm just remember we would ask him like, hey, fool, like,
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 1: does like does your wife like, does she like not
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 1: notice that you're coming home just grinding your teeth? Like
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 1: did you just go home and start singing for the baby.
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 5: Serenading everybody? Yeah?
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 1: No, for real, because he would come in here and
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 1: he'll sing on coked out right, and he'll sing on
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 1: the show.
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 5: And then I'm just like, does he sing better on coke?
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 1: Honestly, Tommy singing on coke is is definitely a sight.
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 6: Okay, okay, Like there's more enthusiasm on the road with
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 6: them this weekend. I'm sure they were a little coked out.
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 6: Was he singing good?
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 4: They were singing a little uh with the muddy after
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 4: the show. Yeah really Yeah, Tommy got down, got a
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 4: good voice. They were all yelled out, but it was
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 4: fucking cool, good times.
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, this was on the road with he went with
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 6: the side Eddie. I mean, you play Sammy and George Tucson.
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 5: And I guess he's supposed.
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 3: Did not sleep.
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 5: I guess they gave him the bed and he supposed
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 5: kicked in the living room all night. Yeah.
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 4: That's funny when you room with Georgia and on the
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 4: road and if he does co because then he starts
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 4: cleaning the hotel room. What Yeah, So like when I
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 4: wake up, like the hotel room is like it's cleaner
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 4: than when we got in there. You know, it's like
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 4: everything's already packed ready to go.
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 6: But it was like a twenty hour, twenty four hour
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 6: turn around. Georgees He's twenty four hour turn around. There's
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 6: no like waiting for breakfast, for the continental breakfast. George
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 6: is like said the morning, let's go.
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I drove all the way back seven Yeah.
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 1: George does not seem like the kind of person I
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 1: wanted to be on tour with. They'd be like carry
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 1: the fuck up, you know what I mean. Like I
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 1: was just like Hey, bro, I'm trying to have waffles. Bro,
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 1: Like you know what I mean? Dog, Yeah, you know,
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 1: I'm like like just like like you can use his iron,
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 1: put some water in this beach.
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 10: You know.
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 4: Nah, he's been cool and he's not like that on
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 4: the road.
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 2: Now, see you tells me different. He's like, yeah, you know,
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 2: he's like, I gotta drive.
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 5: That's the part of going.
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 6: Border patrol pulls me over complaints about things that he
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 6: doesn't know he has to do when you're on the road.
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 2: Now what you know what about He's like, yeah, border
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 2: patrol pulls over the problem.
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 5: How's that their problem?
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 4: That's not George George problem. I drove that whole way.
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 4: And I've been doing comedy for thirty years, but it's
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 4: still cool.
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 1: Out of your years of do it, of doing doing that,
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 1: obviously comedy that much. What's like the best and worst
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 1: place that you enjoy the best? What best and worst place?
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 4: What's that like?
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 2: The best and worst place you enjoyed doing the.
• 1:51:51
  Speaker 4: Best and worst? I thought you were the best N
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 4: word place, N word place, Like.
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 5: What the fuck does that even mean?
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 4: He's like, he's like waffle house, Oh man, I would
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 4: say probably one of the best places i'd played was
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 4: Arena with like with Gabriel, you know what I mean,
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 4: that's got to be like up there that many people,
• 1:52:16
  Speaker 4: you know. And then I don't know about the worst place.
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 4: I think when I was coming up doing comedy. You
• 1:52:21
  Speaker 4: we went to Gothams Zoom. We had to go up
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 4: you know all the time, and people already knew your
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 4: jokes when you're starting off, and then there were the
• 1:52:27
  Speaker 4: waitresses are repeating the punchlines and stuff like that, you
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 4: know what I mean. It's like, so you got to
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 4: like come up with new stuff or just eat it.
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 4: And those are a lot of years I spent eating
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 4: it because I wasn't coming up with new stuff, And
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 4: so I think those are the worst times I remember
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 4: of comedy.
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 3: Do you write right now? Do you still like sit
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 3: down and write?
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I sit down and write, and I write all
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 4: on stage as well, you know, because those are the
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 4: times where the creative creativity, you get immediate feedback, so
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 4: if you know something's funny or not, so I think
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 4: that's the best time to write on stage. But writing
• 1:52:59
  Speaker 4: before you go on stage and coming up with premises,
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 4: you don't even necessarily have to have the whole joke,
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 4: but you can have a premise and go up there
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 4: with it and the joke could come buck around. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that.
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 2: Is that is kind of true.
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 1: That's the reason they that's I think that's the reason
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 1: a lot of comics from your generation they kind of
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 1: put an emphasis on having a workout room because that's
• 1:53:20
  Speaker 1: very vital. Like it doesn't mean that you're always gonna
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 1: kill in that workout room, but that's a place where
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 1: you go work on your bis and sometimes the current
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 1: comic uh, the current comics workout room is TikTok, you
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 1: know what I mean? Or like Instagram like the clips
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 1: like so a lot of these people would just be like,
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 1: I'll just go anywhere, do the clip, and I'll post
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 1: it up and see what Instagram thinks.
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 2: But the difference.
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 1: Between having a workout room in real life and going
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 1: through that and then actually depending on the validation from
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 1: somebody online is two different things.
• 1:53:49
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:53:49
  Speaker 1: When you get that in real real life reaction of
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 1: that room of different people that show up to that bar,
• 1:53:53
  Speaker 1: every time you get to real test out reaction, you
• 1:53:55
  Speaker 1: get to see what it real statistics are like ten
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 1: different people, ten different reactions, ten different interpretations. One hundred
• 1:54:01
  Speaker 1: thousand fucking views doesn't mean that all those hundred thousand
• 1:54:04
  Speaker 1: people give a fuck it, we're gonna buy tickets right right,
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Like, Yeah, it's it's you
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 1: can tell when you make a fan, bro, So it's
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 1: like you kind of know what's zone in. So I
• 1:54:12
  Speaker 1: feel that the in life experience, the in life experience
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 1: that you guys you had in your generation is much
• 1:54:18
  Speaker 1: needed these days.
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 4: Amen.
• 1:54:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is much needed to or it's needed to
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 1: be taken into consideration before we run off and say, yo,
• 1:54:27
  Speaker 1: you have how many like ten million overviews over this?
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 1: Like standing up Bill on TikTok, we got to give
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 1: him a special like let's not just Russian right the way,
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 1: Let's send him to South Dakota in the hottest room
• 1:54:37
  Speaker 1: there and see how he does. You know, yeah, like
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 1: with it, we're stilling nobody. It doesn't have TikTok there.
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 3: You know, we.
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 4: Become the old man and we're not what's your age?
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's but you know, people got to learn
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 1: game from that, bro, because I get it the shortcuts
• 1:54:50
  Speaker 1: on there, But that doesn't mean that the shortcuts always
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 1: going to be Like it's like the people that are
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 1: on ozempic. It's like, bro, like, yeah, it's a shortcut,
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 1: but now everybody looks. It's not a happy ending to
• 1:54:59
  Speaker 1: it for every body.
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 4: You know, there might be side of that.
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, you might. You know, it might not
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 1: work out for you. You end up with those empithis,
• 1:55:06
  Speaker 1: you end up with all these different shit. So it's
• 1:55:07
  Speaker 1: like shortcuts are good, but it's not the way to
• 1:55:11
  Speaker 1: go always.
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 4: Not for longevity.
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, not for longevity, yeah, because.
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 4: You blow up quick socially, but you don't have the
• 1:55:17
  Speaker 4: work ethic or the skills set to back it up.
• 1:55:21
  Speaker 4: But your popularity is off the chart. But you know,
• 1:55:24
  Speaker 4: people will come to see you because they're your fan
• 1:55:26
  Speaker 4: at first, but then after that they're gonna want to
• 1:55:28
  Speaker 4: see what's past the smoke and mirrors, Like can you
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 4: really write a joke?
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 1: You're right about that, But hey, man, I want to
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 1: thank you Edwin for coming by on the show, bro,
• 1:55:39
  Speaker 1: like for real, band hand Like yes.
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 4: Man, hey, I got some Pnoise in the Hood shirts
• 1:55:45
  Speaker 4: for you guys.
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 2: Fuck, so you know what I mean.
• 1:55:48
  Speaker 5: Thank you, ed guys.
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 4: It's all good. Thank you for having me.
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 2: Where can they follow you out? Do you have any
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 2: upcoming shows.
• 1:55:54
  Speaker 4: Yes, I will be August first. I will be at
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 4: the Covina Laugh Factory. Tickets are yeah, that's all. He's
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 4: an Asian guy on the talent.
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 2: You know the tickets.
• 1:56:04
  Speaker 1: The ticket link would be in a description if you
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 1: guys want to go to that show. So, if you
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 1: guys want to support Edwin San Juan and go check
• 1:56:11
  Speaker 1: out some of his funny ass comedy, make sure you
• 1:56:13
  Speaker 1: guys go. Bro uh, I mean you know, trust me, man,
• 1:56:18
  Speaker 1: the dude is funny and I'm talking like it's it's
• 1:56:20
  Speaker 1: much more than just comedy. You get with him, bro,
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 1: like shit, come in there and talk collectibles with him.
• 1:56:24
  Speaker 2: Shit, you know what I'm saying.
• 1:56:25
  Speaker 1: You gotta dromp some flyers and Frankenston. These motherfuckers need
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 1: somewhere to go to, you know, dude.
• 1:56:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just go in there and be like you like
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 2: Star Wars, like to laugh, he too, you know? Check
• 1:56:35
  Speaker 2: this out.
• 1:56:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:56:35
  Speaker 3: No, if you did a show and there did a
• 1:56:38
  Speaker 3: comedy show on.
• 1:56:38
  Speaker 1: The yeah, you would have a whole set of Star
• 1:56:41
  Speaker 1: Wars jrokes that would have just hit there. You know
• 1:56:44
  Speaker 1: what I mean, because there would be the only motherfuckers
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 1: that would get those reference though, Yeah, it would be
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 1: a whole different a whole different game Bro.
• 1:56:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know, game changer, bro.
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 4: Johnny Sanchez, we had had that idea. He wanted to
• 1:56:53
  Speaker 4: do comedy shows whenever they have comic console stuff like that,
• 1:56:56
  Speaker 4: and then you want to get the comedians and call
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 4: it the fantastic Foreign.
• 1:57:01
  Speaker 2: See, dude, something like that would be great, crazy, yeah.
• 1:57:04
  Speaker 4: For comics from different nationalities or whatever.
• 1:57:06
  Speaker 1: Straight up man, see that. You should really try to
• 1:57:09
  Speaker 1: try to pull that off. I want to be there
• 1:57:10
  Speaker 1: to document it. That'd be great. Yeah, yeah, that would
• 1:57:13
  Speaker 1: be great. Thank you so much once again for coming by.
• 1:57:16
  Speaker 1: Thank you Ray for reading the boards. Morning Shot Films
• 1:57:18
  Speaker 1: a Morning Real Podcast. Big thank you to Weavers for
• 1:57:22
  Speaker 1: rolling that blunt that we smoked that tiki blunt. We
• 1:57:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, we'll smoked out here one and you know,
• 1:57:30
  Speaker 1: Edwin definitely was faded as fuck.
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 2: He was crying, dying and crying rock trying shout outs.
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• 1:57:49
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• 1:57:52
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• 1:57:56
  Speaker 5: Show up for that that joint work man. God damn,
• 1:57:58
  Speaker 5: I'm moving slow.
• 1:58:00
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:58:00
  Speaker 1: It definitely like for a while everybody was all anty,
• 1:58:02
  Speaker 1: You're like, fuck, bro, should we stop the show?
• 1:58:04
  Speaker 2: You know?
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  Speaker 6: Uh, hit that live bunch subscribe. We'll see you guys
• 1:58:09
  Speaker 6: next week. And I'm going deep sea fishing with my boys.
• 1:58:11
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna blog that so that'll be fun. And then
• 1:58:13
  Speaker 6: I'm going on Sunday to the Bart's Barbecue event me Chiley,
• 1:58:17
  Speaker 6: let me be blogging that as well. So pull up,
• 1:58:19
  Speaker 6: guys at Barts Barbecue. He's gonna be doing dollar burgers.
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 6: It's always an eight year anniversary.
• 1:58:25
  Speaker 3: There we go, eight year anniversary, pull up for parts.
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• 1:58:30
  Speaker 1: to doesn't show up there. I'm gonna catch it on
• 1:58:33
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• 1:58:36
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• 1:58:39
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• 1:58:43
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• 1:58:44
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• 1:58:46
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• 1:58:50
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• 1:58:51
  Speaker 5: I was a small one.
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