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STIMULATED: I'M JUST A CHILL GIRL · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back everybody. Jake, I have a question for you
• 0:03
  Speaker 1: straight away. What is it when you walk into a
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: busy McDonald's. There's all the beeping around you, all the
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  Speaker 1: self service machines are taken, and you're waiting in line
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  Speaker 1: and you're hungry. What do you feel stimulated? Over stimulated? Actually,
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: you feel overstimulated. We're just going to stimulate you today.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're not about the overstimulation.
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  Speaker 1: Let's kick things off with things girls do that just
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  Speaker 1: makes sense coming from girls. Yeah, yeah, from you guys,
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: coming from girls. My first one. Things girls do that
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  Speaker 1: just makes sense. How they always have ice cold water,
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  Speaker 1: you know what that's the And they always have a drink. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they always have a drink with them. But like even
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  Speaker 1: when you're at the beach, I know, they're like waters
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  Speaker 1: are like thermoregulator these days, water bottles, But I was
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  Speaker 1: just like, I always just get tap water. Same.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I never remember to put ice in it either ever.
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  Speaker 1: Or they go to the fullest extent props to them
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  Speaker 1: a jug in the fridge. Oh yeah, facts like that's
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  Speaker 1: too much effen Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Things girls do that just make sense. Spending cash instead
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  Speaker 3: of using my cards. So I'm actually not spending any money.
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  Speaker 3: That is smart girl maths.
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  Speaker 1: I use that, I use it. I do use that.
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  Speaker 1: Cash doesn't make sense.
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  Speaker 2: Here's actually something.
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  Speaker 1: That I think would be a good idea is if
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  Speaker 1: you were to just go get a little bit of
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  Speaker 1: cash out every week and you spend that. Is that mean?
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  Speaker 1: Is that mean you have never ending money? Oh? That's
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  Speaker 1: a good equation you got there, Jake. If so, say
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  Speaker 1: you've got like one hundred bucks out of your weekly
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  Speaker 1: wage every week, Yeah, and then you spend that. So
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  Speaker 1: technically what happens is so if one hundred dollars comes
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  Speaker 1: out of your weekly wage every week, that means that
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  Speaker 1: your weekly wage is actually one hundred dollars less. So
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  Speaker 1: if you take that into account, that means that you're
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  Speaker 1: getting a free one hundred dollars every single week. That
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  Speaker 1: good point you bring up there, Jake, and you forget
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  Speaker 1: about this type of money. Who knows buy water bottles?
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  Speaker 1: It's free things girls do that just makes sense. Their
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  Speaker 1: willingness to try new things.
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  Speaker 2: Mm facts.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, couldn't catch be dead trying something new by myself?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm not going to go ax throwing on my own.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to go fucking rollerblading on my own?
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  Speaker 1: Am I axe throwing? Try and think of the manliest
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  Speaker 1: thing you can think of axe throwing.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to learn to sew on my own.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to learn to bake on my own.
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  Speaker 2: I won't go of a picasso and wine class on
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  Speaker 2: my own.
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  Speaker 1: That's more fitting. That's definitely more fitting.
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  Speaker 3: In things girls do that just make sense. They get
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  Speaker 3: you mad, and then they get mad because you're mad.
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  Speaker 1: But somehow it makes sense. That happens all the time,
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  Speaker 1: and they're like, well you're angry. You're like, what do
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  Speaker 1: you mean why? I agree you You made me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: these conversations you brought up.
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  Speaker 2: Me express my emotions.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, now I make I'm like, don't cry now, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't mean.
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  Speaker 2: I'll give you a reason to your dad when you
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  Speaker 2: were younger. I'll give you a real reason.
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  Speaker 1: Do that just makes sense? They're beach bags.
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  Speaker 3: That is hands down the best answer to the question
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  Speaker 3: of things girls do that just makes sense.
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  Speaker 1: Came up with that one myself too. No you didn't.
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  Speaker 1: I swear I'm burying my dog's life.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck off.
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  Speaker 1: I swear I am a genius. I have become so.
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  Speaker 3: I have become so I don't know, because Beth and
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  Speaker 3: I go to the beach and she brings like this
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  Speaker 3: big bag just with everything, and it fruit, cold water,
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  Speaker 3: snacks for Henry, a little bowl for Henry, towels, notepads
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  Speaker 3: if we want to write it down, never used them,
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  Speaker 3: a games.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, right.
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  Speaker 3: And then now we've got a couple of tote bags
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  Speaker 3: with some gifting ship, and every time I get a
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  Speaker 3: tote back, I'm like new beach bag, new beach bag
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  Speaker 3: for bed for now.
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  Speaker 1: You know in those movie scenes how like they're never
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  Speaker 1: ending bag and they pull like rabbits and like a
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  Speaker 1: magic magic trick, or girls off their beach bags. Honestly,
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  Speaker 1: you can pull anything out of that.
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  Speaker 3: Or in Harry Potter when they like go camping and
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  Speaker 3: they sit up their tent and it's like a tiny
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  Speaker 3: tent and then you walk in it's like this fucking mansion.
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  Speaker 1: It's a beach bag. Honestly, what you said the other day,
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  Speaker 1: like you wanted some ear clan is they probably have
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  Speaker 1: in their beach bag CTB.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Things girls do that just makes sense. They do a
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  Speaker 1: little dance when the food tastes good. Oh yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: it's like in their mouth, and every girl's one's different.
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  Speaker 1: The palette overcomes them. Speared if your girl didn't have
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  Speaker 1: a good dance like it was like some of the.
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  Speaker 3: Nah, what's Beth has a dance move that actually does
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  Speaker 3: and it's not good?
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  Speaker 1: But is any dancing good? I like my girlfriends. Things
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  Speaker 1: girls do that just makes sense. Lighting candles facts, bro
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  Speaker 1: Why whoa that is such a good point?
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  Speaker 2: Mine blown.
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  Speaker 3: I actually blew a candle out at BET's house the
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  Speaker 3: other day before we you know, we're about to.
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  Speaker 1: Say, I actually blew a candle out of my birthday
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  Speaker 1: was before we got down and dirty. I blew a
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  Speaker 1: candle that because I was like, what if we like
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  Speaker 1: knock some shit around you there? Pretty from pretty crazy? Ever,
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what's an ick Like, You're about to
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  Speaker 1: get down and dirty and you go, oh, I better
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  Speaker 1: blow that out. You get to blow it and then
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  Speaker 1: it just doesn't blow.
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  Speaker 2: It Just I think where then where the flame goes
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  Speaker 2: like this and then just comes back up.
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  Speaker 1: That's not going anyone. Let's get back into it. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: the gods have spoken and they want to want the moodset.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking hell. Things girls do that just makes sense. Give
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  Speaker 1: you the last bite of all their food.
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  Speaker 2: That's my favorite thing.
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  Speaker 1: That makes so much. That's so good. Things girls do
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  Speaker 1: that just makes sense. They scream it hurts when any
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  Speaker 1: guy tickles them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what's up with that?
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  Speaker 1: Bullshit? Just kidding, I do that. My whole thing with
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  Speaker 1: tickling is like, honestly, I'm going to tell you I
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  Speaker 1: don't like it, and if you do it, that's fine,
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  Speaker 1: but do it at your own risk because I can't
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  Speaker 1: control my elbows when being tickled. Did your parents go
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  Speaker 1: like or your dad go a little bit too hard
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  Speaker 1: on the tickle on when you were a kid.
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  Speaker 3: No, maybe maybe it was because they didn't. Oh, and
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  Speaker 3: that's why I hate it.
• 6:31
  Speaker 1: You never got to experience. Have you ever been? Sometimes
• 6:34
  Speaker 1: if I'm getting a massage day, so like up on
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  Speaker 1: the shoulders, totally fine, pressure, everything doesn't matter. But as
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  Speaker 1: soon as they like, they'll do like one line with
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  Speaker 1: their thumb down the middle of my back. I'm like,
• 6:45
  Speaker 1: I like tense up and they're like you're good, are
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  Speaker 1: you good? And I'm just like yeah, but like, don't
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  Speaker 1: do that. I had the biggest insult the other day
• 6:51
  Speaker 1: talking about messages. I went and got one and this
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  Speaker 1: lady had really really small hands. They were good for
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  Speaker 1: a massage, but like they're getting like in my nuts
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  Speaker 1: and crannies and stuff. And he asked me so, she said,
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  Speaker 1: like halfway through the message massage. Have you had a
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  Speaker 1: massage before? And I was like no way, And I
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  Speaker 1: was like, oh yeah I have ah, I wanted power man.
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  Speaker 1: That is so fun. It was because like she had
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  Speaker 1: such tiny hands that was quite ticklish pressure points. Yeah yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like they were tiny. I'm talking like complete heads, Like
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  Speaker 1: they was giggling, like kept talking to me that the
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  Speaker 1: whole time. It was a weird experience. She's like like
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  Speaker 1: is that good? And I was like yeah, sure.
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  Speaker 3: We got a massage at one place in Barley and
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  Speaker 3: it was the best message ever.
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  Speaker 1: And before like they didn't talk at all.
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  Speaker 3: They only talk spoke at the start, and I remember
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  Speaker 3: she was like one, two, three, and like each one
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  Speaker 3: should push down harder and she was she was like
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  Speaker 3: she was like which one do you want?
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  Speaker 2: And I was like oh two, And I.
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  Speaker 3: Was like there was genius so easy to communicate this.
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  Speaker 3: It was like one, two, three and I was like,
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  Speaker 3: oh two place.
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  Speaker 1: Because they always started it's like really hard and you're
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  Speaker 1: too nice to say anything and I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: be like two a little bit three here and there.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a little two two, three, little three. The idea, actually, know,
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  Speaker 1: what would be a good idea is like when you
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  Speaker 1: have your face in the little hole of the massage
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  Speaker 1: table on the bottom, it should say there's pressures one, two,
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  Speaker 1: and three.
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  Speaker 2: At any given point, say a number and I'll do
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  Speaker 2: that pressure.
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  Speaker 1: What the what did they do this business idea? Let's
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  Speaker 1: not post this well business idea, leave it in, but
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  Speaker 1: you guys are looking at which we've already trademarked it.
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  Speaker 1: We trademarked it. Next step finding some people with small hands? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you fit. Don't laugh, I don't laugh. Stop next segment. Okay, guys.
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  Speaker 2: The i G question this week was.
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  Speaker 1: What's it?
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go.
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  Speaker 1: Find it quickly.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I was That's what I said, Jake said before we started.
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  Speaker 1: You want to go first for me? You go? Okay.
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  Speaker 3: The IG question this week was what was your oh shit,
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  Speaker 3: he's not the one moment?
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  Speaker 1: And there were some good answer It's a juicy responses
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  Speaker 1: from you guys.
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  Speaker 3: First one, when he canceled the date because he had
• 9:21
  Speaker 3: sun burnt feet.
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  Speaker 2: That's a fair that's a valid reason.
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  Speaker 1: That's so fair. Couldn't put his little sockets on you? Also,
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  Speaker 1: just like, I mean, I know it's not nice to
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: say man up, but man up at least you know
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  Speaker 1: he wasn't lying. I just start saying woman up least?
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  Speaker 2: Why okay, why do we say man up.
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  Speaker 1: In this situation where someone needs to be tough when
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  Speaker 1: it's been proven time and time again that women actually
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  Speaker 1: have a way higher pain tolerance.
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  Speaker 2: Why don't we say woman up?
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  Speaker 1: Because we're misogynistic? Fuck what I was gonna say, though,
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  Speaker 1: I think that's not valid, okay, because that's proving that
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  Speaker 1: he didn't lie, because why would you lie about that?
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  Speaker 1: So like that a trait to have, Like he told
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  Speaker 1: you he physically can't walk because he's got some burnt feet,
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  Speaker 1: which is such a fucking dick. But the fact that
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  Speaker 1: he didn't line to say like his was sick, green
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  Speaker 1: flag unvalid?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, no, I agree with.
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  Speaker 1: That was a good spin on it.
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  Speaker 2: We'll say whether or not with it.
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  Speaker 1: He's a valid Yeah, okay, all right? What was the
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  Speaker 1: O ship moment you realize you should break up with him?
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  Speaker 1: When he called his mother mummy? Valid? Valid? Very valid?
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't hear that's it as a joke.
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  Speaker 2: Now, too many questions valid?
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: What about what do you reckon? If a girl called
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  Speaker 1: the dad daddy now, no, fuck, no, weird, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: yeah no, that's my shit. She's not the one moment. See,
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  Speaker 1: daddy gives you.
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  Speaker 3: A bit the hev if she said if she said, like, hey, daddy,
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  Speaker 3: I would respond.
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  Speaker 4: Imagine, daddy, can you plant a stalt we both go
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  Speaker 4: as we go reach for the sun. That's her powerful.
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  Speaker 1: You're just like, oh, sorry the way.
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  Speaker 2: Then her actual dad would pause and just look at
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  Speaker 2: me like what.
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  Speaker 1: You'd be like, yeah, the man of the house now
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  Speaker 1: and then and then like because we pause, I'd sweep
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  Speaker 1: down and grab the soup before him away.
• 11:27
  Speaker 2: That's fighting, that's so funny.
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  Speaker 1: Basically ask him to move out.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, this is my house, now, what was your
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  Speaker 2: oh ship?
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  Speaker 3: He's not the one moment. He didn't wash his feet
• 11:38
  Speaker 3: because the soap ran down. I'll ha to point out
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  Speaker 3: that I don't wash my feet for that exact reason.
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  Speaker 1: Thank god, Why do you think I let you spoke?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's not valid. That's a stupid reason because
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  Speaker 2: the soap runs down.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, who washes their feet, the soap washes down, He's okay.
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  Speaker 1: The soap sits on the floor before it goes in
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  Speaker 1: the drain, exactly. Yeah. I don't even wash my legs.
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: Occasionally I will when I was at the lands. I
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  Speaker 1: mean if there was dirt on my legs, so you
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: can scrub your legs. But like I've just had a day.
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  Speaker 1: If you work an office job or you know, even
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  Speaker 1: if I went to the gym for a run whatever,
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  Speaker 1: like it runs down. Yeah, it's a good Who the
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: fuck is gravity?
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  Speaker 2: Why are you doing more work?
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: I would like to point out that regardless of whether
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: or not, like I'm in the shower, I'm alone, safe space.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not bending over you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: nothing to do with anything in terms of like you know,
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: in jail, like don't drop the soap.
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  Speaker 2: I just mean, like it's not a comfortable position to
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  Speaker 2: be it.
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: I was thinking, like you never say, you never say,
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  Speaker 1: what was that O ship moment you realized he wasn't
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  Speaker 1: the one the relationship was only on text.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, valid, I think that's valid, very valid and relatable.
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  Speaker 3: That's probably actually yeah, now it's a good one. That
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  Speaker 3: probably is very relatable. What was your shit he's not
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  Speaker 3: the one. Moment when he was eating me out and
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  Speaker 3: said you're not making any noise, and I said, well,
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  Speaker 3: oh that's valid, as in like, yeah, he obviously wasn't good.
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  Speaker 1: That's yeah, valid, that's valid. Imagine like thinking like, oh,
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: this guy's so good to go and have sex. He's
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: getting eaten out, and you're like, no, he's not the
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  Speaker 1: one actually.
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  Speaker 3: But also imagine him saying why are you making any noise?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, kind of giving you the yck yeah, like thinking
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: he's doing a good job. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: As a guy in my head, i'd be like, fuck,
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  Speaker 1: this isn't working. Let's try some different.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I would yeah, no, no, exactly if there was
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  Speaker 3: no noise being made, I would just be.
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  Speaker 1: Like no hair pulling or yeah, screaming daddy? What was
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  Speaker 1: the O ship Moment you realize he wasn't the one.
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: He didn't like Christmas lights?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Valid? So valid?
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  Speaker 2: What the fuck?
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  Speaker 1: I would have dropped that man so quickly. Oh that's
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: so weird though, Like who doesn't like Christmas lights?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, but is it valid to break up with
• 13:55
  Speaker 3: someone just because they don't like bread Christmas?
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: What do you mean? What? Yeah? Every Christmas for the
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: rest of your life and no lights. You don't go
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: Christmas light looking and your house is just dark. Like,
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: at least have him in the inside your house. I
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: understand if you don't want put him on the outide.
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of efforts. It's not a big thing here. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but if as long as you've got a couple, like
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  Speaker 1: on the tree and stuff. Yeah, no, valid, I say valid.
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  Speaker 3: What was your oh shit, he's not the one moment
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: when he kissed his mom on the lips in front
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  Speaker 3: of me.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't see that, Hey, knowing I'd been there too.
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  Speaker 1: I mean like I basically kissed his mom. That's I know.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: That's like a lot of different nationalities do that or
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: do they?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, maybe I won't judge then, but it's still weird.
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  Speaker 1: No, you can judge if it was us. Yeah, judge
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  Speaker 1: that's why. Yeah, we don't do that. That's wild. Yeah,
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: that's crazy. That's crazy. What was your oh ship moment
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  Speaker 1: you realized he wasn't the one? This one is so relatable,
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  Speaker 1: especially for any girls who haven't had a boyfriend, and
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: if you're in that like sixteen and twenty one range.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: He lost in a video game and he smashed his
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: controller and put a hole in the wall. Fax.
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: That is so valid.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: I've done it. I've done it.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: I'm glad you're honest.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: Playing FIFA, one day, exact same thing happened, I lost
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: like foot champs or something. For anyone out there listening
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: who knows what foot Champs is. Mine wasn't a controller
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: because I learned from experience. I used to throw controls
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: on the ground. This is when I was like seventeen,
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: and I lost too many controls and they're expensive. So
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: I had like things on my desk and I threw
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: a fucking like iPhone charger at my BedHead, but I
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: missed my BedHead and I went straight through the wall.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: Fuck, you must have whipped it, holy shit.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: And I was pissed, honestly. But Freddie Girl's this thing
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: that probably sounds like the biggest like anger management thing.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: Freddy Guy's listening FIFA relatable is so relatable, Okay, I
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: mean I can't relate that the any FIFA player out
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: there has ged up like that. So funny.
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  Speaker 3: I think one time I cracked a phone string because
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: I was gene up at a game on my phone. Yeah,
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: it's fair and I would just like put my phone
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: down and and I remember just like whacking my phone
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: as in just like as if I was going to
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: whack the table and be like fuck, but I whacked
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: my phone and it just crashed, and I.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: Was like, well that wasn't worth it. I'm really glad
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: I'm out of my gaming error. Really.
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: See, I went through a phase when I was younger
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: where I wish I could be in it.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: He's still be in it, but such a I don't
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: know each but such a waste of a time, I
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: know it is. Yeah, like I always was like all
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: my friends love video games. I wish I could addicted
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: to video games, and I just never did. But it's
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: looking back, it's also like I wish I could play for, like,
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know, forty five minutes on an occasional afternoon.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: Then the type of person I am, I know, I
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: want to be good at the game, so you're grind it. Yeah, yeah,
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: I got to invest my time in the game and
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: actually get good.
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: So just what is there any fun games that are
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: just like a thing where you can go on and
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: play for forty five minutes and there's no like.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: Probably, but like there's those like adventure games.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: But yeah, nah, yeah, what was your Oh shit, he's
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: not the one moment he picked his nose then touched
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: the fries with the same fingers.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Not valid, that's so valideh. What about those guys who
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: used to like pick their nose and eat it is
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: a booger? I actually don't know. Yeah, I've always I
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: always saw these guys. I'm like, what is wrong with you?
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: At least wipe it on your shorts or something. It
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: just yeah, but sometimes they pick your nose by all
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: means it blocks your nose whatever in private, get it out,
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: flick it away, don't eat it. Yeah, that's disgusting. Oh
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: it makes me feel sick. That's like one of the
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: only things that makes me feelqueasy. Yeah, imagine kissing that mouthbit.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Couldn't catch me doing that my last one. What was
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: your o ship moment you realized he wasn't the one?
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: This one's deep when I went to post our wedding
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: invitations and then had the thought of being with him forever,
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: which made me feel sick.
• 17:41
  Speaker 6: Fuck.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess that's pretty valid. Imagine that.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: But you get you get wha post leading up to it.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: You're like, and you know what, like, it's not real yet.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Because we haven't posted the invitations, and then you started
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: to post the invites. It's real, it's too real. Oh no,
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: what do you even do in that situation? And I
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: do not envy that person at all? What was your ship?
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: He's not the one moment he ran with his dick
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: out to his bed and jumped on his bed and
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: then his bed broke.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: I was picturing myself through that ape. I've run a
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: couple of times naked.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah breaking, see that's there. That's that's the line.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: I agree. I beg you. He told all his mates
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: that he broke it like I haven't said.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and he's like and then he says,
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: she was like, Daddy, give me more, and I said,
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: if you want more?
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: What was your o ship?
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: He's not the one moment he was about to eat
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: me out and he said gobble gobble.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: What goes through some guy's minds, ma oh, that's term gobble.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: Do you think he was a chicken, a fucking turkey
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: or something.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: He said it in a voice, yeah, do you reckon?
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: He would have you don't just say gobble gobble.
• 19:12
  Speaker 6: He would have been like, yeah, I have never ever
• 19:19
  Speaker 6: was looking at me, looked at a meal that I
• 19:21
  Speaker 6: thought looked delicious, and thought like, goble, I don't say
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: it normally.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: You say it like you just said it.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: That's crazy, it's crazy. All right, we've done. There was
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: this whole phenomena about the chill guy means, and then
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: the girl's cottoned on and we've been now graced with
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: the chill girl meme. I realized that I'm just a
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: chill guy's sort of the equivalent of I'm just a girl. Yeah,
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: And now this, oh, yeah, I'm just a girl. That's
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: this whole thing. Yeah, and I'm just a chill guy.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Is I'm just a boy? Yeah? Wow, I didn't realize
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: that that's funny, nuggy nuggy. So this is kind of
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: like I'm just a girl, but it's I'm a chill girl. Yeah.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Are we still going?
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Definitely, definitely.
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: When you text him what position you got her in
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: when he hasn't replied, but you're just a chill girl
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: trying to make sure he's alive, and okay, when my
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: boyfriend gets mad because I'm annoying, But I'm a low key,
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: just a chill girl who loves being a little annoying.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: Sometimes you love being a little annoying.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: That one is facts.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: They're getting their little Zoobie mood. Pokings will get confident,
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: you'll start poking my size and I go, yeah, they
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: want to talk about everything and everything like, oh so
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: tell me, yeah you know everything? Oh my god.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: I Beth knows that this kills me.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: And sometimes she just will just be like about to
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: fall sleep, and she'll be like, tell me something, and
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: I'm like, what.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Do you I don't know. The sky is blue, That's
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: what Cassie says, the sky tell you you do powerplay action.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: When he goes tell me something, be like, I just farted.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: I'll do that because she always says like and then
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: roll over asleep. When my boyfriend gets mad at me
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: for taking his clothes, but I'm a just but I'm
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: just a chill girl who likes to stay comfortable. Oh yeah,
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: I love when they're taking it fair. It looks so
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: cute hot when you don't need it, but it's on sale,
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: and you're a chill girl who respects a good deal.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: Ballad facts pattern that pat in that one. Eh, when
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: he gets mad when I tell him I don't want
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: a sweet treat anymore because he doesn't want one. But
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: I'm just a chill girl that likes doing everything together.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: That's me too, I'm just a chill girl. I'm just
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: a chill girl who wants a sweet treat every single night.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Please they say yes, make me feel less.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: Guilty, please next one when they ask me how I
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: found their address, relatives and everything else about them.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: But I'm low key just a chill girl trying to
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: get to know them better.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, Stalking's all right, talking and stalking stage is basically
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: the same thing.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: Exactly do you do, dillah when I pack fifteen outflets
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: for a three day chip? But I'm just a chill
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: girl who likes options. This that is so relatable for
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: a girl.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is like the only thing that I can
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: relate to. That is like packing fifteen pies. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: you got to overpack it.
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what if I ship myself? That's one going They
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: don't have toilets in career when he gets mad because
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: they keep asking too many question. But I'm low key
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: just a chill girl trying to find out if you'd
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: still love me if I.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Was a worm. I love that one and the answer
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: is always yes. The answer is yes, love you no
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: matter what. Pooky. Thank you everybody for listening that was stimulated.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: Have a good weekend so you