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GOOD EATER | Chisme With Doknow & Jakarta Ep:54 · Chisme With DoKnow

• 0:06
  Speaker 1: Hey!
• 0:07
  Speaker 2: So this is our apology video to all the fat bitches.
• 0:11
  Speaker 2: Doesn't this video look like a video where David Dobrik
• 0:15
  Speaker 2: comes out?
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: Like an apology video? No, I think this looks like
• 0:19
  Speaker 1: To Catch a Predator. No? Or The House... Yeah, it
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: probably has to be a little smaller. This looks like
• 0:26
  Speaker 1: Casting Couch. How many people do you think smacked on
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: this couch? This weekend? No, not this weekend. I hope
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: nobody this weekend. Everybody was cracking? Pretty much, yeah. I'll
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: tell you what happened when he was cracking. What? That
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: shit was like slamming harder. You're lying. And that fool
• 0:45
  Speaker 1: said he went like this. He wanted it up. Smacked
• 0:50
  Speaker 1: the shit out of her. Wait, where'd you smack her?
• 0:58
  Speaker 1: Behind the head? What about you? A nice smack your
• 1:07
  Speaker 1: shit down this weekend? I smacked your shit down.
• 1:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, smacking faces. You didn't hear nothing. I did. No,
• 1:14
  Speaker 1: you didn't. I did. I went to the door. I
• 1:18
  Speaker 1: put nothing out. I went to the door. That's such
• 1:20
  Speaker 1: a lie, man. I heard Andrea, too. What the fuck? Oh, stop.
• 1:29
  Speaker 2: By the way, Andrea's room has the weirdest setup in
• 1:34
  Speaker 2: this Airbnb. So it's like the bed, and then there's
• 1:39
  Speaker 2: the shower. Like, you know how usually the shower's separate? Well,
• 1:42
  Speaker 2: you have a shower in your room?
• 1:43
  Speaker 1: But, yeah. But it's... It's like a couple. It's like
• 1:48
  Speaker 1: a couple.
• 1:49
  Speaker 2: Like, me and you can't be in there. It would
• 1:51
  Speaker 2: have to be, like, you and a girl because it's
• 1:53
  Speaker 2: meant for, like, it's like a couple's, like, you.
• 1:55
  Speaker 1: Know how, like, certain hotels? Yeah, yeah, I know. I
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: know certain hotels are set up where it's, like, you
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: can see everything in a sense where you're in the bathroom.
• 2:06
  Speaker 1: Like the Aloft, huh? I hate staying in those hotel
• 2:10
  Speaker 1: rooms where the door doesn't lock for the bathroom and
• 2:13
  Speaker 1: it's us. Bro, I feel so fucking weird, bro. Wait, why?
• 2:17
  Speaker 1: Because I just want to take a shit peacefully. I'm
• 2:21
  Speaker 1: worried someone's going to open the door and bother me.
• 2:23
  Speaker 1: Is that why you go downstairs at the hotels? No,
• 2:25
  Speaker 1: I went downstairs because that one time you tripped on me. Well, yeah,
• 2:28
  Speaker 1: especially if we're in a little room full. Like in Seattle, right?
• 2:31
  Speaker 1: Like in Seattle, you were taking a shit and I'm like, Jakarta.
• 2:33
  Speaker 1: The bathroom's right in front of my bed. So I
• 2:35
  Speaker 1: went downstairs. But that's why it's like, I feel like
• 2:42
  Speaker 1: it's easier, too, because most of these hotels, they don't
• 2:45
  Speaker 1: have locks on the door for the bathrooms. Yeah. And
• 2:47
  Speaker 1: it's like, that's my time. Right here, right here in
• 2:52
  Speaker 1: this fucking Airbnb, our toilet, it's a smart toilet. I'm
• 2:57
  Speaker 1: about to say the joke. I just... No, no, no.
• 3:04
  Speaker 1: You said it now. It's because I said it like
• 3:06
  Speaker 1: seven times today. Jakarta has used this joke the whole week. Okay.
• 3:09
  Speaker 1: And every time I said it, it hit though. Go ahead.
• 3:11
  Speaker 1: Go ahead. So I said, yeah, I was on the
• 3:13
  Speaker 1: toilet for like 30 minutes. I wasn't even taking a shit.
• 3:16
  Speaker 1: I was just letting the water hit my ass. It
• 3:18
  Speaker 1: sounded way better before. It's because you thought about it
• 3:21
  Speaker 1: too much. I know. Fuck it, that happens. But then
• 3:24
  Speaker 1: Jakarta walked in. He's like, hey, boy, you're in the toilet.
• 3:25
  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah. When you first initially said that,
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: that shit was great. He's like, he's like, oh, what'd
• 3:31
  Speaker 1: you say? That's a bidet. That's a bidet.
• 3:33
  Speaker 2: And I was like, damn, I like a bidet because,
• 3:34
  Speaker 2: you know, like, that shit, like, if you can't shit,
• 3:36
  Speaker 2: it'll hit your bow and it cleans you out, you know?
• 3:38
  Speaker 2: Jakarta was like, I was using the bidet, not even shitting.
• 3:40
  Speaker 2: I was just sitting there for 30 minutes. I was like, oh,
• 3:42
  Speaker 2: that was good. So we got an Airbnb for.
• 3:46
  Speaker 1: Our live show. The reason we got an Airbnb is
• 3:48
  Speaker 1: because things happen. And we're like, you know what? I
• 3:51
  Speaker 1: don't want to end up turning up at my house.
• 3:53
  Speaker 1: Let's get something nice, well-deserved show. Yeah. Right? One of
• 3:57
  Speaker 1: the best shows, probably if not the best show of
• 3:59
  Speaker 1: my life. Went crazy.
• 4:01
  Speaker 2: And then we got an Airbnb, and we had a
• 4:03
  Speaker 2: fat-ass kickback yesterday. Everybody got lit. Everybody fell.
• 4:06
  Speaker 1: It was huge. It was huge. The night after the
• 4:08
  Speaker 1: B & B, the night of the B & B,
• 4:12
  Speaker 1: over here was just a shit show. Like, you know,
• 4:14
  Speaker 1: just a bunch of people. Why are your friends beating
• 4:17
  Speaker 1: foods up? That fool was tripping first. He was tripping? Yeah,
• 4:21
  Speaker 1: he was tripping on the homie, so. Jakarta's two homies
• 4:23
  Speaker 1: beat up one of the other homies' homie. And they'll
• 4:26
  Speaker 1: do that shit again, bro. So back the fuck up.
• 4:29
  Speaker 1: How bad was it? I don't know. I was upstairs.
• 4:30
  Speaker 1: I was upstairs, bro. I was trying to sleep. But
• 4:33
  Speaker 1: you were there? It was bad, man? You were there?
• 4:39
  Speaker 1: Who was there? Baddix was there, Andy. They... Oh. Humbie
• 4:45
  Speaker 1: was there. Humbie.
• 4:48
  Speaker 2: I think he's also just sitting in the toilet every day.
• 4:53
  Speaker 1: So what do we call that in the comedy game?
• 4:54
  Speaker 1: A piggyback? You piggyback my joke? You piggyback my joke? Yeah. Yeah, okay, cool.
• 5:01
  Speaker 1: That was good. It's an issue. Humby, Humby. How bad
• 5:03
  Speaker 1: was the beat up? How bad was what? Hold on,
• 5:06
  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on. Everybody, this is the boy Humby.
• 5:08
  Speaker 1: He just joined the team because they fired him from
• 5:11
  Speaker 1: the other one. He left for better things. I was
• 5:15
  Speaker 1: laying right there. Yeah. And when he came out, he
• 5:18
  Speaker 1: came to this side. But look, he had a big-ass
• 5:21
  Speaker 1: knot on the top left of his eyebrow. Oh, it
• 5:24
  Speaker 1: was that bad? Yeah, he was beating from his nose. Wait, wait, wait.
• 5:27
  Speaker 1: But you didn't see him getting beat up? No, no, no. Oh,
• 5:29
  Speaker 1: you saw. Wait, so who else? Yeah? Who took him home?
• 5:40
  Speaker 1: He brought like two bitches. I think they took him home. Hey,
• 5:43
  Speaker 1: two bitches. Come on. Damn. I probably would have gotten
• 5:46
  Speaker 1: mad and hit that fool, too. He only had like
• 5:48
  Speaker 1: 30 minutes here, though. Yeah, but he was 30 minutes yapping, bro.
• 5:52
  Speaker 1: I was smoking outside, and I literally was like, oh,
• 5:54
  Speaker 1: what's up? That's him. And then he asked me what's
• 5:57
  Speaker 1: up with me. I was small, but I was kind
• 5:59
  Speaker 1: of cool. Oh, like mad aggressive? Yeah. What's up with
• 6:01
  Speaker 1: this nigga? Who is this fool? I don't know this fool.
• 6:03
  Speaker 1: It's fucking Fluffs. The Fluffs are your dumb ass. And
• 6:06
  Speaker 1: then he came to just get his ass beat. I
• 6:08
  Speaker 1: called this fool yesterday, too. He didn't even fucking answer
• 6:10
  Speaker 1: my phone. Oh, fuck.
• 6:13
  Speaker 2: I remember I woke up yesterday, and everybody was like,
• 6:17
  Speaker 2: Andrea's mad.
• 6:18
  Speaker 1: And we know Andrea's mad. I'm like, oh. And I'm like,
• 6:21
  Speaker 1: it can't be me. If Andrea's mad, the first thing
• 6:23
  Speaker 1: you think of is, what did I do? Yeah, yeah.
• 6:26
  Speaker 1: Because you're like, fuck, she's tripping again? And then Beto
• 6:28
  Speaker 1: was like, Andrea's mad. And then you have to comb
• 6:32
  Speaker 1: through everything you did throughout your whole day to figure out,
• 6:34
  Speaker 1: what did you do to get Andrea mad?
• 6:35
  Speaker 2: And then when you guys said... It was Fidel, and
• 6:38
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh my God, it wasn't my friend.
• 6:40
  Speaker 2: It was this guy's friend.
• 6:42
  Speaker 1: I was like, no!
• 6:43
  Speaker 2: Because now that, because Jakarta matched on his Airbnb with me,
• 6:46
  Speaker 2: so now he knows the extra.
• 6:48
  Speaker 1: And Andrea's not really tripping because- Match like half-half split
• 6:51
  Speaker 1: down the fucking middle. Yeah, okay, bitch. No, anybody in
• 6:54
  Speaker 1: the crowd or whatever. And then, but Andrea's like, Andrea's like, daddy,
• 6:59
  Speaker 1: we use the Airbnb account. We have good, let's not
• 7:01
  Speaker 1: fuck Latina. Which is true. The first thing your friends
• 7:03
  Speaker 1: do is beat the shit out of you. The first
• 7:05
  Speaker 1: thing your friends do is beat the shit out of somebody. Okay. No,
• 7:08
  Speaker 1: not the first thing. The first thing your friend did
• 7:10
  Speaker 1: was fucking fuck up my room in Chicago. That's number one.
• 7:14
  Speaker 1: So first, I think it's your homie first. And then
• 7:15
  Speaker 1: it's my homie that fucked up. No, but that's what
• 7:17
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. This time, it was your friend. Yeah. Well,
• 7:21
  Speaker 1: this time, I paid half. So my friend could have
• 7:23
  Speaker 1: done it. It's okay. At least it wasn't his friend
• 7:24
  Speaker 1: or something, you know? Yeah. No, it was Fluff's friend.
• 7:28
  Speaker 1: It was Fluff's friend. Real shit. Okay. You're going to
• 7:31
  Speaker 1: let that food just act crazy like that. So it
• 7:33
  Speaker 1: was PZ's friend because PZ, we met Fluff through PZ.
• 7:37
  Speaker 1: Who'd you meet PZ through? Me? No. Mark. Mark. Oh, no, you. Me.
• 7:46
  Speaker 1: You too. It's my fault. It's my fault. It was
• 7:47
  Speaker 1: your fault, damn bitch. Goes back in the circle. Yeah. Oh, so. Yeah,
• 7:51
  Speaker 1: so it was that bad then. I just, I just,
• 7:53
  Speaker 1: I remember. I heard that. I heard that food put
• 7:55
  Speaker 1: his shirt over his head. So he couldn't see. But
• 7:59
  Speaker 1: they said he was a big guy. He was a
• 8:00
  Speaker 1: big guy. He wasn't big enough for that. But you
• 8:03
  Speaker 1: have to understand, that fool took off. That fool, he
• 8:06
  Speaker 1: took off on the homie first. Oh, he took off first? Yeah. Damn, fool,
• 8:12
  Speaker 1: what was going on? I heard there was like 60
• 8:13
  Speaker 1: people here. Yeah, well, you can't be doing shit like that.
• 8:17
  Speaker 1: You can't invite people and go to sleep. I didn't
• 8:19
  Speaker 1: invite nobody. Where is, where is, by the way, you
• 8:23
  Speaker 1: guys knew I was late. You guys knew I was
• 8:24
  Speaker 1: going to come here and knock the fuck out. I'm asleep.
• 8:26
  Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck.
• 8:27
  Speaker 2: The problem is everybody was like, everybody was telling me
• 8:30
  Speaker 2: like if I fucking announced it.
• 8:32
  Speaker 1: You told people before. You did announce it. You told
• 8:34
  Speaker 1: all our homies. Hey, it's Saturday. And that's fine. But
• 8:38
  Speaker 1: our homies, it's our homies' fault. They invited extra people.
• 8:41
  Speaker 1: And you guys should grow the fuck up. Who is that?
• 8:45
  Speaker 1: It's nobody. It's the plan. It's a plan. It's a plan.
• 8:46
  Speaker 1: It's so scary. The fuck out of you? Yeah. No, yeah.
• 8:50
  Speaker 1: I thought it was Uber Eats. Someone ordered a pack
• 8:51
  Speaker 1: or something. No, no, no. The homies invited homies. Yeah.
• 8:55
  Speaker 1: Which that was the problem. Trying to kick everybody out.
• 9:00
  Speaker 1: And then Andres came, no, they're my friends. Yeah. No, no, no, yeah.
• 9:07
  Speaker 2: Hey, no, the funny shit, they said like, they kept talking, hey, bro,
• 9:10
  Speaker 2: you got to get the fuck out.
• 9:12
  Speaker 1: Jerome was like, what the fuck did I do?
• 9:14
  Speaker 2: And everybody was like, no, no, no, no. Everybody was like, no,
• 9:16
  Speaker 2: he's all my bad, bro. One thing about Klepto, he's
• 9:19
  Speaker 2: going to trip first and then ask questions like, who's this?
• 9:21
  Speaker 1: That's my mom, Klepto. Okay, you're good. I go down
• 9:24
  Speaker 1: and I'm tripping. I'm like, I look at Klepto over
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: here with his shirt off and shit. And I'm looking
• 9:28
  Speaker 1: at him. I'm like, one, it's super cold inside. Why
• 9:30
  Speaker 1: is your shirt off? And I'm looking at him and
• 9:32
  Speaker 1: I go, they had a fight? He's like, yeah. What'd
• 9:35
  Speaker 1: you do? I was like, what the fuck? You're right
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: here chilling with the hoes, nigga. Running outside is the funniest.
• 9:42
  Speaker 1: I've never seen Klepto run. That shit was fun. Like
• 9:45
  Speaker 1: your thumb just going crazy, huh? He's just like. Have
• 9:49
  Speaker 1: you seen how much he nips, by the way? Yeah,
• 9:51
  Speaker 1: he's like ridiculous. Yeah.
• 9:53
  Speaker 2: But yeah, so that happened.
• 9:56
  Speaker 1: So your friends beat up somebody else. Yeah. And that's
• 9:59
  Speaker 1: not okay. They're not your friends. He's not your friend? Who?
• 10:00
  Speaker 1: They're not your friends? No. So now you see when
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: you accuse my friends of shit, you get off it.
• 10:06
  Speaker 1: These are my homies, yeah. We fucked up. We fucked
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: up and we take it down to the chin. And
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: that's why I'm bringing oysters today. For who, bitch? Nobody
• 10:14
  Speaker 1: eats with you. For me, bro. You want some oysters?
• 10:16
  Speaker 1: You want some on dress? And then the girls.
• 10:18
  Speaker 2: Andres is going to eat the oysters and then go
• 10:21
  Speaker 2: jack off after being horny.
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah. How real is that that it makes you horny?
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I've had oysters before, but I do
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: know it's an aphrodisiac, as people say. It doesn't make
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: you horny, right? It's supposed to make you horny. No,
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: it's supposed to make you horny. Yeah, why? I'm going
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: to fill him up. You guys want some? You guys
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: want some? You know how there are foods out here
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: that get girls drunk and try to fuck with them?
• 10:43
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I think it's oysters. Look at this honey glaze.
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: You want some? Yeah, that's crazy. Oh, you think a
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: lot of people have sex at San Pedro Fish Market?
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: By the way, by the way. That bathroom is cracking.
• 10:57
  Speaker 2: By the way, by the way, by the way, the
• 10:59
  Speaker 2: only one time I've ate oysters was with Cypress and Denner.
• 11:04
  Speaker 1: And now that I do recall, I was a little
• 11:06
  Speaker 1: aroused in the car. Hey, Humby, you going to eat
• 11:13
  Speaker 1: some oysters? I love that boy. All right. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Andres,
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: are you going to eat oysters? Am I allergic to them? No, no,
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: first ask Duno what he's allergic to so you can copy. Ah, see,
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: I was fucked up. Hey, bro, homie, this food, I
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: found out Duno was allergic to shrimp literally one day
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: to another. I can't eat shrimp, bro. I'm allergic. He is, though.
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: I was like, what? Since when? Just because Jakarta's not.
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: I've never seen you allergic to such a shrimp. Bitch,
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: you got no llenadera. I didn't know. I hadn't either.
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: When did you learn? Before you started hanging out with me?
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: What was it? Oh! Oh, Tucson! No, San Francisco! Remember
• 11:58
  Speaker 1: I was hiking up and I was just fucking... Oh,
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: the ceviche? No, it was something else, it was... I
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: ate chiles that.
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: My dad made, and then I waited, and then at the.
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: Watch game for Mexico, for the World Cup, I ate
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: ceviche right there, and then the next day we went
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: to Arizona and I was already fucking. How do you
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: food always get sick? That's not sick, that's like getting high.
• 12:21
  Speaker 2: No, but Andres randomly, no, but that day in Tucson,
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: that food did it like he was dying away. That
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: food was, he was in, first shot of my boyfriend,
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: let us stay in his house.
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: I come out, Andres is looking at me like, and
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: I'm like, but we have a whole show. He be like,
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: can't breathe. Oh, really? Bro, he was going through it. Foo,
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: remember you wanted to go to the hospital? You went
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: to the hospital?
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: And you were like, bro, it's not that serious.
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: You look like a little bitch. Bro, it was bad, Foo.
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: He was going through it bad. Maybe he'll take a shot.
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: You'll be okay. We did drink a lot at Arizona. Fuck,
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: what a great time. I'm so glad last night I
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: chose to go to sleep instead of just tweak out. Why?
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: You would have been over with today? What? I've still
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: been in the room. Wait, wait, at what time did we,
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: because we day drank yesterday. Yeah. Started at 12 p.m.
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: At what time were you guys out? What time did
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: you go to sleep? 2 a.m. Oh, damn, you drank
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: for 12 hours, nigga? No, I took, like, mad breaks.
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: When everyone was down here, I was up there taking
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: naps and shit. Naps? Taking naps and shit. We were late.
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: Taking all the yay guts. You got some? No, I
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: don't have any. What are you looking for? No, no,
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: but I gave that for one. I gave that for
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: a fat ass one. And for the pito works? The pito?
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: When you're coked up? No, hell no. No? No, fuck, fuck.
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: Do you? Your shit works? A lot of it's working. Yeah,
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: but yesterday, I think it's because you were beating the
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: shit out of her also. Saturday, your shit was, but
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: you didn't take a lot. You didn't take a lot Saturday.
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: You took a lot? Yeah. And whose did you take? Yours. Oh,
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: so we're splitting on the sack. And then this funny
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: part of Sunday morning, he opens it. He's like, I
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: gave you this fucking much. You didn't do a lot.
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: He's like, good shit. Yeah, good shit. How many shacks
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: were floating around this house? I was at the show.
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: They gave me two. Who? I can't say who. I'll
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: tell you guys later. Okay. And then everyone here had one. Oh,
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: everybody brought their own party favorites. Yeah. But it was
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: your weekend, so they were just letting you hit it. No,
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: I didn't hit nobody's shit. Oh, you had your own shit.
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: All these niggas are Jews, bro. I'm going to keep
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: this up. All our homies are like the probably Jewish
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: Jews ever. I know. Why? I'm the one that's the
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: least Jew, but I get treated like the biggest Jew.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: Isn't that crazy? Yes or no, bro? I always share
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: on Dress. Yes or no? There's never a time I'm
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: offered to share, bro. And these fools are just Jewish fucks.
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: I don't have anything. I don't have nothing. You know?
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: So that's why. That's why when I share, I only
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: share with Andres. Oh, or Fidel. That's it. Yesterday, Guts
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: just caught me on a good one. I literally gave
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: him one. I gave him a tag. But that wasn't
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: a Jew. Guts is a fucking... What's worse than a Jew? Muslim. Oh, nah.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: He's a Catholic priest. Oh, Jesus. That's fucked up. You
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: know what he is? I'm sorry. He's a piece of shit.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: He'll make you feel horrible, you know? Yeah, I can...
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: And the night I was seeing you, because I already
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: know when you feel like tweaking it.
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, you feel like you're communicating with me. Like,
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: I'm the only one that's really talking. And I seen you, Fidel,
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: and everybody just staring at each other.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: And I was like, hmm. But it feels like, you
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: guys are really discreet about it, but you're not. But
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: where do you guys disappear to go hit this shit?
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: Probably in the bathroom in my room. I don't let
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: nobody in my room. And have you ever hit anything?
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: Just do a bum while hitting it? Never. I can't multitask. You?
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: What type of shit is that? I can't believe you
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: said that. I did a lot. He just drank free ball,
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: that shit. By the way, what he just said was
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: he was C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O-C-O Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Because it
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: goes right here. It goes right here, right? So you
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: know when you have a loogie in your nose? Uh-huh.
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: So what do you think Coke does? Is that the
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: drip you guys are always talking about? That's drip. That's drip, yeah.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: And then so what? How did this turn into a podcast, bro?
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. How did this turn into a podcast, bro? Wait, wait.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: So then when you're doing it, so it made her
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: mouth numb? Yeah. I'm not going to lie. I'm not
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: going to lie. Just talking about this shit gets my
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: dick hard, bro. That sensation is so fucking beautiful. Wait,
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: what the fuck? Okay, bro, for me, it's like food, yay,
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: and then sex. Head, fuck, that's up there. Food, head, yay, sex.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: I was about to say, because you don't even be fucking. No, no.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: Let's put, like, amusement parks in between sex and yay.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: Six flags. By the way, I have been talking. When
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: me and the homie Humberto, we went to the Montebello Ball,
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: the shops in Montebello. And we pass by this Disneyland
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: in Billboard. Hey, man. We should all probably go to Disneyland.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: I go, what the fuck? That's a trip. Because me
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: and Andrea talk about going to Disneyland all the time.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: So we're definitely going to go to Disneyland by this month.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: I just, I don't. By the month of September. I'm just,
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: I just. Bro, it's spooky Halloween. I know, but fool,
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: you know how hot is it, dog? How hot is it, dog?
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. A guy DM'd you? It was a man
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: or a woman? I don't know. That's so crazy. Alright,
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: by the way, Disneyland? I think they have themes and
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: I think right now it's Halloween. So what is it?
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: The spooky hayride or some shit? I just.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: He ain't never been nowhere, dumb bitch.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: I've been to Knott's. I've been to Knott's like five times.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: I go to Six Flags with my cousins every now
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: and then. The spooky hayride? Dumbass. I was like, they
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: have that? Can I ask you, have you ever went
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: pumpkin patch with a bitch? Nah. Absolutely. You really ever
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: taken a bitch seriously, huh? It's literally, you know what
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: the levels are, right? Of me? No, no. I can
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: tell you the levels of how you take a girl seriously.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: Can I tell you? Okay. There's sex, right? Moving in together.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: Pumpkin patch. And then marriage. That's how it goes. So
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: pumpkin patch is so important. I feel like all couples
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: that go to the pumpkin patch together, they stay together forever.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: That's not true at all. I know, but just in
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: my head. Are you doing any pumpkin patching? Never. I
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: never have. I never met a pumpkin patch type bitch.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: I haven't met a bitch that deserves a pumpkin patch.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: All bitches do is bitch and complain now. You want
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: to get something out of your chest? No, not at all.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: What happened with that one bitch? Is it over with?
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't say it's over, bro. We're just cooling the
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: problem down. What the fuck? No, it is. It is. Yeah,
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: I don't talk to her no more. But I'm saying, like,
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: I don't like putting my business out there because, like...
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Because she's going to watch the podcast until it's over.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: By the way, why is this dude so mad? Because
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: you know what it is. Bro, I don't have her
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: on socials no more. I don't have her on... I
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: removed her and everything. Well, you removed her. Yeah, I
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: removed her. No, that's because it worked out when I'm
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: trying to tell you. I deleted her number, like, everything.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: Damn you. I deleted all the pictures, videos. Just talking
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: about this shit is kind of hurting me. Damn. Nah,
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: I'm fucking with you. It's not that bad. It wasn't
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: that long. She was really cool as fuck. though. It
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: just wasn't, you know? Damn. The pieces weren't fitting, papacito. Damn,
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: I feel like you were just so hyped about this girl,
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: you're like, I can't wait to meet this girl. So hyped.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: So hyped about her. But, hey, you know, shit happens. Now,
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: enough about me, right? What about the pumpkin patches? Fucking bitch. Okay,
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: so we're going to Disneyland. For sure going to Disneyland,
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: but what's the other one? California Adventure. If that's the
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: one that has a ride in the pool? No, no, no.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: But you could just buy Disneyland and only go to Disneyland, right? Wait, wait, wait.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: They're two different theme parks. See? Dumb bitch. Why not
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: do both? You have to get the Hood Hopper so
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: you can... Hey, hey, hey. Is California Adventure more for adults? No.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: The only place that has alcohol in Disneyland is Star Wars.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: How do you know all this? By the way, you
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: know too much about it. I have a pass. You
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: have a pass. Okay. Is that why you go weekly?
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Is that an N-word pass? No. Sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie. When you say niggas, I'm mad racist.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: I don't say that. She doesn't say that shit at all.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: She says E-R. That is horrible. Shout out. Shout out T-Rell.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Shout out T-Rell, Smack. No, Smack didn't even go. No,
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: fuck Smack. Why didn't he go? Probably doing crack somewhere.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Are you serious? Like, do you really have no idea?
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: He's probably riding to Sacramento. That's what they be saying, because,
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: you know, all the bike riders have to go far.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: They're like, where's Smack at? He's probably coming back down
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: from the north. Oh, really? He might be, like, in
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: Northern Cali a lot. Is that a real thing? And
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: they're riding up there? Well, have you never seen, like,
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: seen Anarchy? I've seen some Anarchy. But those are one percenters. Yeah,
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: but they still go on bike rides. So, like, hey,
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: no disrespect to motorcycle clubs. I'm just saying. So this
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: is in my head what it is. Like, we're all
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: going to get a motorcycle. We're just going to ride
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: to places together, right? Or is there, like, more to it?
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Because all I know is sons of anarchy. Yeah, they
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: have a president and shit. They have a president? And
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: they have, like, meetings and, like. What do they meet about? Like,
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: locations where they're going to drive to? No, they have, like,
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: a clubhouse. There's got to be some illegal shit. And
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: your dues has got to be paid? Your dues got
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: to be paid? Not good sons of anarchy, bro. I'm
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: dead ass. Oh, yeah. Wait, is it like that for
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: all-rider clubs, too? I don't know about all-rider, but I
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: know bikes, like, definitely, if you're running, like, stuff wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: Or I think Smack is in a 1% club, but
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: he's winning, but they still have the same rules. Like,
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: you can't have, like, what's it called? You can't have
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: nobody else wear your patch.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Or some shit like that. Oh, okay. That's, like, a
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: real thing. Yeah. Would you join a motorcycle club? Fuck no,
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: but I did ride an e-bike the other day and
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: I think a motorcycle is not too far from it.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: I think I could drive the fuck out of here.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: So that us that us I was riding the e-bike
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: through Marina Del Rey and I was like, dude, I
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: have so much control of this bitch. This is so easy,
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: you know, so imagine I don't know how far you
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: took a motorcycle. That's all. Let me see. That's all.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Bird almost killed me. So what happened? That's a motorcycle
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: or e-bike? Oh, wait, wait. Why didn't you die? God himself?
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: I don't know. No, because you could have died. That's
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. See, motherfucker? When was this? How serious
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: was this? Like T-Rex series, right? Eight units of blood?
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? That's like eight bags? I don't even
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: think they're measured like that. Wait, wait, hold on. What's 12?
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: What's a unit? Like, you know, the bag is... Your
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: body has 12 units and you lost eight. Yeah. Oh,
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: my God. The survivor. Humby. Humby. Are you okay? You
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: didn't know that? What the fuck? You should have started
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: with that shit, dog. Did they take... They took that
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: and put it where? Oh, my God, bro. That's crazy.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? Bro, he showed us the least looking...
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: It's like we're here. Does everyone know about this? Yeah. Bro,
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: you showed us like the smallest cut on his arm.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: And it was like, yeah, bro, I went. I almost died.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: And then he showed us his other shit. And I
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: was like, that's. So it was that bad then? Yeah.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: How fast were you going, bro? I was going fast.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: It was on the street. They hit you? Yeah. A car? Yeah.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Did you win a fucking settlement? No, he had no insurance.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Fuck that guy. What the fuck? So you just got
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: hurt for no reason? What did he do? He took
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: a light? Oh, the lights were green. And he tried
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: to beat me to the light. And smacked you. Do
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: you have any contact with this guy? What the fuck
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: is he doing? Hey, bro. Maybe this fool feels bad and, like,
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying? Like, this fool, he was, like,
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: he was Mexican? Was he Asian? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: you were just like, fuck it, it's cool. What do
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: you do? You take it to the hospital? Yeah. My
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: attorney was like, you're going to pay me to sue
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: somebody with nothing. Oh, what the fuck? Oh, bro. There's
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: nothing that you can do. How long were you in
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: the hospital for? Six months. Six months? You had to
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: know how to walk again or what the fuck? Two times, yeah.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: What do you mean by two times? Well, because I
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: was there three months. They released me.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: And then the doctor that saw next to me was like,
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: I don't like what they did.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: And then he put me back under the bed. And
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: then I stayed another three months. And I had to
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: get it again. Put you back under the bed to
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: give you surgery again? I wonder if your doctor was like,
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know how the surgery came out. That's what
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: happened to my ankle. I'm not trying to compare ours. Oh,
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: get the fuck out of here. What? Dude, Teddy, this
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: almost died. You literally just sprinkled my shit. Stop. No, no, no.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: I know you almost died. My shit was... I don't
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: like to compare. I don't like to. It was also
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: done by Mexicans. Yeah, it was also done by Mexicans. But, like, look.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: God damn. There's a little scar right here. Let me see. Oh, bro,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: that shit does look pretty crazy. Look, the bad one
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: is right here. I don't want to show y'all. This
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: nigga's always trying to compete. Oh, yeah, he had the
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: same one. Yeah, but, look, mine looks gnarly right there, huh?
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Let me see. Damn, yeah, yours is bigger. Yeah, but, but.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: What was I just talking about? I totally blanked out
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: right now. What the fuck? I kept looking at my
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: scar and shit. Oh. The knife, duh. Oh, yeah, the knife, right.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: So the first time when I went to the hospital,
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: they put me under, and then they just, you know,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: broke my shit in. And they were like, all right,
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: this was good, and they put me in the split,
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: and then when I was home, my ankle would fall
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: out of the socket. The fuck? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait,
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: what up? No, no, no. It would only happen when
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: I'm asleep, bro. So imagine that you just, ah, like
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: you're screaming in agony, bro. And this was over here
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: editing the video so we could post it like a bitch. Oh,
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: my God. No, I didn't know that. Oh, actually, you
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: didn't edit it. This fuckface edited it. Wait, wait, hold on,
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: hold on. I'm talking to you. I'm telling a fucking story, bro.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up, bro. And then I go to
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: the hospital, and the dude says, yo, what the fuck
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: happened to your foot? This is not how they're supposed
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: to do it. The dude opens my cask. Breaks it
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: in again. Then they rewrap it, and then he said,
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: come next week for surgery. And I came next week,
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: and they do me surgery. Okay, wait. Wait, what do
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: you mean it was just falling out of place? It
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: would fall out of place. Like, so you're just being bad?
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: So you're just being bad, and it would just fall out? Yeah.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Because you're supposed to keep your leg at an angle
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: like this, right? It's supposed to be elevated. And, you know, gravity.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: It's so... How do I explain gravity to him? So
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: my ankle would just fall out. Dead ass. Swoop, boom, swoop, boom. Swear.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: And then when it would fall out, it obviously hurts.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Is that where it was breaking again? That's how it feels, bro.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: It feels... I did not know your foot was falling
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: out of place. Yeah, I remember my ankle falling out
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: of the socket. And it would just do it. Boom, boom, boom.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: And you're like, I can... I shit my pants that
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: week like twice. Three times. I don't know why. I
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: was like heavily sick too. It was like water, though,
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: you know? TMI, sorry. You were just marinated with a... Marinated,
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: brought clean up right after. I ain't going to lie
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: for you. And you were probably kicking it, fucking bitches, chilling.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: But you didn't visit me once in the hospital. Fool,
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: you were there for a broken ankle, fool. Not like
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: you gave birth, bitch. Okay. You get what I'm saying? Like, see, like,
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Humberto almost died. If Humberto was my friend in 2015,
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: I would have gone to visit him. Six months, that's enough.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: When a girl was sick from lupus and almost dying,
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't go visit her.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: Your little ankle was... I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, Andrea.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: And Andrea, when you don't got family, the least I
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: can do is go visit her.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: When did.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: Like you don't got family. Why are you laughing at that?
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: When did you go to the hospital? Oh, this was recent? Yeah. Oh, shit.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Nah, bitch. I swear to God, that's
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: just not funny no more. Yeah. She still has lupus.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: You still have lupus, right? It doesn't go away? It
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: doesn't go away. What is the definition of lupus? That's
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: what I'm going to ask. It's autoimmune disorders. What is
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: autoimmune disorders? What are autoimmune disorders?
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: To put it in easier words, it's your.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Dumb it down. Autoimmune system doesn't work. So, like, when you.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: Get a cold, your autoimmune.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Response to fight it, right? Yeah. You don't have that.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: So our body is fighting itself, essentially, is.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: What that is. So you don't have an immune system?
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: You don't have one at all? At all. So what
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: happens when you get sick? It's really bad? People don't
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: die because they have lupus. People die because they get sick.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: Like pneumonia, for example.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: A regular person might be able to fight it. So
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: you have to be updated on all your vaccines? Yeah,
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: I'm like not good. That's why I get sick pretty often. Yeah,
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: you and Andres. Andres might have lupus. He just doesn't know.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: He's always... He always has a cold. You should really
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: take care of yourself, bro. You should just start drinking emergency. Emergency.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: The orange shit. What is that? It's like a powder
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: you put in it. So you have to be up
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: like with your vitamins. You have to be consistent. For sure.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: You don't want to get sick at all. For us,
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: we're fighting a battle. It's a fucking war for her
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: every single time. You know what? You know what we
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: should do? For a week, I get a cold and
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: I'm sick for three weeks. Should we do a lupus walk?
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: That's what I was going to say. Let's do a
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: walk for lupus. We should. I know lupus affects on
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: bad health, Michelle. I'm sorry. Lupus is like a bad
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: bitch disease. No, it's a... Anemia. Anemia? Oh, anemia is
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: a bad bitch. Can we do a... We'll do a...
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: We'll do an anemia ex-lupus walk. Sponsored by Don Julio.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Healthy Homies ex... What's your run club? Neighborhood Run Club. What?
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: There's a gangbang down there right now, bro? Neighborhood Run Club.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: And we'll be giving out shots of tequila and hydration
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: drinks and vitamins and emergency and liquid IV.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: For a lupus walker, everybody just walk around with masks
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: and shit. Man, if we imagine a bunch of people
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: with lupus just hung out with each other.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: Can you search up what's a disease a lot of
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: bad bitches have? Anemia. Anemia. It's anemia. A bitch could
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: get one bruise and be like, it's because I'm anemic.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: Shut up, bitch. It's cold. Oh, it's too cold. I'm anemic. Yeah. No. Bitch,
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: you're a Sagittarius.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: That was golden right there.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: That joke was good. Someone write that down for me.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: You're a Sagittarius? She's a Sagittarius? That was the best. Hey, yo.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Don't steal that shit on tour, bro. Oh, fuck. That
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: was so funny. A lupus walk? Fuck. Dude, I can't
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: believe Narciso didn't come this weekend. Damn, bro, what'd I do?
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: I feel bad as fuck. He doesn't look far from here, no?
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: We should invite him. Why? Because he's gay. Wait, why
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: did Andres say no that I wanted to invite somebody
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: to my B & B? That's crazy as fuck. So
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: I can't invite him no more? If I want, I'll
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: invite a homeless man. I'll let him sleep right here.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: So you already invited your homies. Ah, fuck, bro. I
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: was going to invite all my cousins and shit, but
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: I didn't. Rangatanga. You've been to Rangatanga? I'm in North, too. Yeah,
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: she was. I was like, I was like, I was like,
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, why are you always
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: getting mad? She's like, because I tell Umar. Oh, yeah,
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: he told her? Yeah, yeah. She was like joking about it. Oh.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: I mean, I met, I saw your podcast, brother. And
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: then he walked in there. My little brother walks in
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: the green room, Danny's green room. He goes, and then
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: he goes, oh, what's up with this bitch ass thing?
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: He told my brother that. And then this one goes, hey, bro,
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: I feel like me and you got a problem. And
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: then Reza goes, yeah, hit me up when you want
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: to solve that shit. Bro, bringing my brother on stage.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: I met all your cousins. All flowers in you, by
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: the way. Oh, you met Tobes. I met Tobes.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: T-O-B. T-O-B. Shout out my boy. I was like. But
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: you already knew Daryl. Yeah, yeah. I know Daryl. I
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: played ball with him. Sounds cool, huh? I mean. Adam.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: Adam was cool.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: Hey, fool, when this fool was, hey, Adam, Adam was hyped,
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: and he's like, you fucking pedophile?
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Yo, shout out my cousin Adam. Oh, I saw Huff, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fool,
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: I saw every, fool, I've never seen that many Asians.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: In one place, and I'm like, oh, my God, so many,
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: I was like, so many little people I, yeah.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: What? Oh, hey, by the way, where's my, where's my shirt?
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Do we have that?
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God, Osama took it. Oh, and then, and
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: then I met Osama. Hey, by the way, I'm not
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: the only one, everybody was, he was like, my name's Osama.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: The minute he walked out the room, everybody was like,
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: Bin Laden.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then who was the black dude
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: with Osama? His homie Lake. They've been homies since like
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: high school. When I kicked him with Osama, I was
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: kicking him with Lake too. I remember that footwork. He
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: was like, he's like in the outdoor league, like plays ball.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Obviously look at him. I remember I fucking took the
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: train to like San Gabriel Valley or to Pasadena to
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: see this food play. And this was playing against Robert Horry.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Thank you. The bad, the old, the old Laker. Yeah,
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: the old Laker. He was on the court. I was
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: looking at him. I was like, oh shit. So it
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: was like serious. That shit was fun, bro. That life
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: shit was fun. I mean, how old is Robert Horry?
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Robert Horry is pretty old, fool. You know, but he's
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: obviously elite ball knowledge, right? Big shot, big shot Bob.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: You know, he has seven. He has more rings than anybody.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. He's been like. He has either 12 or seven.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: He has like the best luck in the NBA, they say, right?
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: Like every team he has joined. Every team he goes to,
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: they win. They win a chip. And he's not even
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: like a key player. He's just a regular. He was
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: a key player on the Lakers. No, he just. He
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: did make one. He makes big shots.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: I know what I'm saying is like throughout the year,
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: it's not like you're using him like he's your starter.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no. But I mean, back in
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: the day, though, all those teams that had great people.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: The Lakers had Shaq and Kobe fucking. Yeah. It's really
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: all I know. Was that like the Fisher era? Yeah,
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Fisher was there.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: Hey, by the way, have you been seeing the shit
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: about the food? That's scamming all the girls from the 49ers.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: What is that? I don't get what's going on.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: He scammed a bunch of dumb ass stupid bitches. Since 2023,
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: I believe.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: He was telling them that he played for the Niners
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: and he scammed them out of like $ 1.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: 3 million. Bro, the FBI fucking posted it on their Instagram.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: Can't they just... Wait, wait, wait. Can't they just search
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: his name up? Like, hey, you don't play for the fucking...
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: He would take them on tours and would show them shit.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Are you scamming the bitches out of the money? Like,
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: what are they... How does he have the access to
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: show people that he's a 49er, quote-unquote, you know? It says... Here,
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: let me read it right here. Case update from FBI Portland.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: A man posing as a service governor charged with defrauding
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: over two dozen women out of more.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Than $ 1. 3 million. Beginning of February 2022.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: Dajon Labaray Love, 35, And Taylor Jamie Chan, 18, created
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: efficient investments to defraud numerous women in Oregon, Washington, Idaho,
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: and California. Love met most of the women on the
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: internet through dating apps. Love falsely portrayed herself as a
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: legitimate wealthy at, uh, wait, what the fuck? Oh, wealthy,
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: often as an NFL player for the summer school 49ers,
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: as a wealthy real estate investor. Posted as Love's financial
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: advisor and further gained victims' trust. The scheme lasted until
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: the day Love and And Chad's a wrestler on August 20th. But, bro,
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: you're telling them to, like, invest with that fool?
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: No, no, like, like, I think, but look at the pictures.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Look at the pictures. That fool's hilarious, dog. But, but,
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: but what.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: I'm saying is, is it scamming if you get money
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: out of a bitch?
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: Uh, yeah. It's scamming when you get money out of
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: a bitch and you're not giving her no money. In
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: a sense. You get what I'm saying? That's what I
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: feel like. No. The scamming part is he's falsely. What
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: I'm saying is. What I'm saying is. That's not scamming.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: What I'm. No. Scamming that bitch out of. No. I
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: love you a lot about their lifestyle. Yeah. All they
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: do to me are scammers and liars. What I'm saying is.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: If I'm like. What I'm saying is. Scampires. What I'm
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: saying is. Stop playing with the table you fucking retard. No. No.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: What I'm saying is. If I tell a bitch. Hey
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: give me ten thousand dollars. and she gives me $ 10, 000,
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: I'm scamming her? No. Like, my pito's so good, and
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: I got that bitch. That's all what I'm saying.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: What I'm saying is, so then is he scamming if
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: the bitches are just giving him money?
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, like if the bitch... I think-
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: But I think it's because the way you're getting it,
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: you're lying to her. You're not just saying they can't-
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: She was lying to their bitch all day. Okay. If
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: I lie to my bitch that I'm at home and
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: I'm not at home, I'm not a scammer. I'm just
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: a lying piece of shit. Okay, then he's a lying
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: piece of shit. No, what I'm saying is- He got
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: money out of it. That's why he's a scammer. Why
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: is the FBI involved? Because money's involved. Big money is involved.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: Big money's involved in everything. Big money's- Save the investment scheme.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: That's a different- 26 women in total- Put together 1.3
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: million for him. What I'm saying is... This dick must
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: be insane. No, he's sending them like, hey, baby, I
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: play for the Niners. Trust me, look at my lifestyle. Boom.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Now I invest in this. Now that's the scammy part.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: But if he's just.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: But if the bitch is done to fall for the
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: fact that he plays for the Niners, what?
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: He used fake social media accounts and manipulated Google's AI
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: search overviews to show false results that he was an
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: NFL player. So they went into Google... Trip that shit out.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: It's all AI. So when you search something, you know
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: how AI pops up first? Yeah. Yeah. It would pop up.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: It's accolades. It's accolades. Yeah. I could lie to a
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: bitch and tell her I'm a fucking successful guy, man, winning. Yeah,
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: but you could get Google to say that for you,
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: the AI thing, when you search it. No, no, no, no. No, no.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: What I'm saying is. I don't know.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: What I'm saying, him lying to the bitch that he's
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: an NFL player, that's not the scheme.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: The scheme was that they invested in. They thought they
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: were investing in. And like, let's say... Probably because they
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: trusted him because he was an NFL player. Yeah, that's... Yeah.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: He used mobile apps to create bogus bank and investment
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: account balances showing over $ 30 million to trick victims into
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: believing he was an sophisticated investor. Stupid bitches. Sophisticated. I
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: said sophisticated. No, you said sophisticated. No, he said sophisticated. Sophisticated. Sorry.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: But then... I don't want to bite your nose off.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: And they took our personal loans. The victims took our
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: personal loans to give him money. Yeah. What kind of
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: dumb bitch think the NFL players like, you know what?
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: Do you think all these women were fat bitches? No.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: I know there were bad ones. Nigga, he's... Technically, if
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: you're looking at his profile, he's mad. Wait, wait, no.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: It's because... Never mind. Continue, continue. I'm sorry. Go ahead.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: What were you going to say? I was going to
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: say because the internet says you hate fat bitches. That's why.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: They do say that. A girl made a video about
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: you when you were making fun of fat bitches. She
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: made fun of you. And then for some reason, I
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: got hit too. And she said, that dumb ass haircut, right?
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Blame my fucking barber, bitch. And then she said, well,
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: I don't think fat bitches should wear white shirts neither.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: And I was wearing a white shirt. You know what
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: I'm saying? And that bitch got me so bad with
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: that one, bro. I looked at it. I was like,
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: fucking bitch. Guess who I see on the comments? My cousin. Hey,
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: you should have said some shit. I was like, what
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: the fuck? Who, your girl cousin? Yeah. Oh, the one
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: that's like super woke for the woman? And then I
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: see Reza in the comment like, fucking bitch or something
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: like that. I see the homies. Some of the homies
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: are like tripping. And then I see little weirdo laughing emojis.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: That's it, bro. Everybody was hitting me about that shit.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: I got sent that shit like a billion times. What
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: happened to your response? People were saying that I was
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: too mean. Oh, no, I don't think so. I just
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: think it's fair game, but I think that's all her content.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: All her content is talking shit to people. Yeah, she, like,
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: hates men. Yeah, no, no. But to girls, they probably think, oh,
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: she's hella cool. She fucking hates everybody. That's your gimmick?
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: You hate everybody? Have some love in your life, bitch. Yeah,
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: she's dating, like, a white boy and shit. I think
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: she only hangs out with white people. That has nothing
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: to do with anything. Okay.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: She has, like, no sense of humor. Like, she's, it's
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: like Seria, like. Like, it's como, like, she doesn't get
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: a joke.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Because she was serious. She was serious, like, in that video. Oh,
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: she was pissed. Yeah, she was pissed. She's, like, standing
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: up for a woman. And I hate me a bitch
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: that's not fat getting involved in fat business. Yeah, like,
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: this doesn't pertain to you, bitch. Exactly. But it's okay.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: But actually, I think... I think she, like, tries to
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: be an actor. And I went to her. Actually, it's
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: not going too well. Yeah. I mean, that's what happens
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: when you're, like, mad at the world. God's not going
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: to give you nothing anyway. Her makeup's really nice, though, right? Well,
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: I think, like, she does, like, the drag queen makeup. Oh,
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: is she? What is it? Is she a he? No, no,
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: I think she's a girl. Oh, okay. She's a baddie.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: She just does drag queen makeup? What is drag queen makeup? Like,
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: very voluminous? Yeah, like the people from the Hunger Games. Yeah.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: The capital people. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: By the way, I just seen that series again. I
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: watched all the movies. Great fucking movies. The first movie
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: was insane.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Are we going to have a movie night here? Oh,
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: my God. Do you want to do it today? Why
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: are you looking at Humberto, you fucking homo? Sorry. I
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: don't know why I'm doing it. By the way, Humberto.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: That was weird as fuck.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: You done fucked up by making Jakarta really comfortable because
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: he will call you to pick.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: Him up from random places. No, I don't. I don't, nigga. Bro,
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: I'm just asking him to take me to the store
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: that I'm going to buy shit for all of us,
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: you stupid fat bitch. I'm buying the meat so you
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: can fucking eat, dumb fat bitch. What the fuck are
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: you talking about? Well, I got to be a dumb
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: fat bitch. Because you're over here saying I'm going to
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: use this one. I'm not dumb though. I'm not using
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: this one for shit. I'm not dumb though. You're a
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: fucking stupid dumb fat bitch. Fuck you. And this one
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: shaking and nodding his head like this. You're a little
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: bitch too. Fuck you. And weren't both of you just crying?
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: Are you together crying at a live show? Okay. Tell
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: them the story. So the live show went so good.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm overflown with emotions, you know? And like,
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: I'm just insanely happy. I started getting teary eyed. And
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm just let this cry out real quick.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: So I'm walking around. I go to the cut. I
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: see this food. This is crying on his foot. And
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: then I wipe my tears and I go, ah, look
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: at this bitch ass. Well, you had your way to
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: cry too. Yeah. You fucking humbled yourself. And then I
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: came up to him and I hugged this food. We
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: had like a little bonding moment. You got some coke
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: on you? Yeah, bro, later. Have you ever cooked it
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: while crying? Yeah. No. Yeah? No, no. You have no
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: emotions when you're, you know. Except horny. You're horny like
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: a bastard. But your shit don't work. It's one of
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: the gambles, bro. Wait, you're, it makes you horny, wait,
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: what the fuck? Yeah, right, you have the feeling, but
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: sometimes your dick just doesn't work if you do too
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: much coke. Even if it gets, like, it won't get hard?
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: It won't get hard, no.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: Damn, so when it's just all the homies, you guys
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: are just all horny talking to each other?
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: That's gay as fuck. Hey, but at least we're not hard, right?
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: So even if we wanted to fuck each other, we
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: couldn't even do shit. Pass me that, babe. You're disrespecting
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: the fuck out of me right now. Why? Laughing. Oh, afterwards.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: You're no longer hitting that. So get your hits in now, buddy.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: Saying I'm going to use Humvee. Fuck you, bitch. Nah,
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying that when you get comfortable with somebody,
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: you start asking for shit. When was the last time
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: I asked you for a ride? Well, because now you
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: have money, so you're over it. But you literally, I
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: make you care. Yeah, I know. So I have money.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: Now that Humvee met me with money, why would I
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: ask him for rides? Wow, André, what? André gets paid
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: to give me rides. She's literally getting paid. What? I
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: don't understand the confusion. Oh, but yet again, this ain't
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: y'all nigga's business. So shut the fuck up and do
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: what y'all do. You know what I'm saying? This is
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: my business with her. You know what I'm saying? And
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: if she doesn't want to do it, it's okay. We
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: won't renew the next one. You know what I'm saying?
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: It's on you guys. Oh, it's on you, actually. But
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: if you're going to let thing one and thing two
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: get in your fucking head... Yeah, I definitely don't want them.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: I definitely don't want them again. I mean, you didn't
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: want to fire her after one argument you guys had.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: I didn't want to fire her. I was just like...
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: He was like... But we usually have the best convos.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: And I was just like, God, I fucking hate her.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: And then when we were at Outback, she would stare
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: at me like this sometimes. I'd be like... I'd be like,
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: what the fuck is her problem? I was like, you
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: could cut this shit with a knife. I guess it
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: was all in my head, though. Hey, shit happens. Hey,
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: I know, shit happens.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because when I got into her at.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: At Ikea, we just drove back. No, you did it
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: at Ikea and then you screamed at me. Bro screamed
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: at me telling me, oh, you got to get everybody
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: food now. Like I was your bitch. Don't ever talk
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: to me like that again in front of people, bro.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: What the fuck is wrong with you? Oh, no, in general.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Don't talk to me like that again. I'm going to
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: be like, with nobody there. I was like 150 on
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: fucking wings. I don't even know where they went. I
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: got like four. I didn't scream at you all weekend.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: I didn't do nothing wrong all weekend. Well, on Friday
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: you did something wrong. I didn't wake up. Or I
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: didn't sleep. I didn't answer. That was the only point.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: Everything else went great. I think where, like right now, bro,
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: I'm going to start cooking some carne asada. Oh, wait,
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: does anyone know how to work a grill? You know
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: how to work a grill. You're a father. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Man,
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: shout out Humvee Brothers. This episode is literally going to
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: be called Humvee's World. And I'm sorry, we forgot to
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: shout out this one person from Chicago. Hold on. Who
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: is this? Brian from Chicago? Brian from Chicago. Brian from Chicago, bro.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: Eat a dick, brother. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Definitely.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: You were just a meeting green. Can I get a
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: shout out? Hey, Brian. Punk ass bitch. We love you.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: We have someone else's shout out. Someone else asked. I
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: remember at another meeting green. Nah.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: By the way, the meeting green for the live show
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: was comedy, dog. The fact that they brought you a
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: rug was the funniest shit ever.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: I was going to smack the shit out that dude.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: That's hilarious. It was funny because when he brought the rug,
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: I was like, this is hilarious. I just grabbed that,
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: signed it. It was cool as fuck. I think it's
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: funny how some people, when we do the meet and greet,
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: like I always treat people nice. You know what I'm saying?
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: But sometimes I don't notice they have their metas, you know? Yeah.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: And they'll just come up. And once I see that
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: light blinking, I'm like, what up, my boy? How are you?
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: It's like you're on camera. It's like, what would you do?
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: Do you know WWID with Daniel Quinones or John Quinones?
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: What the fuck that guy's name? What the fuck is that?
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: I've talked about this before. So let's say there's a
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: situation like this. Let's say you're in a restaurant and
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: they'll set up two people together. And they'll say it's
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: a mom and a daughter. Oh, to black people. And
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: then they'll be like, oh, it's like something. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: Why are you guys here? You guys are thieves. You
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: guys are black people or whatever. And then they would
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: see what you would do or don't. And if you
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: don't do shit, they still approach you. So imagine if
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: there were two Mexicans, right? And then the white lady
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: comes up and she gives you dirty fucking sweatbacks, spics,
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: dumb motherfucking stealing pieces of shit, jump over border hopping
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: pieces of shit. All right, bitch, I get you.
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not saying this. The white lady is. Yeah, yeah.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: Not me. I love you guys. you know, board hobby,
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: you know, whatever, that's big shit, right? And then you're
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: sitting down there and you don't say nothing. And then
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: John Quinones comes out with the camera and I'm like,
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: why didn't you do shit, bitch ass nigga?
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: I know, I see the clip on, I see one
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: where the mom had the little black kid and the
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: little black kid and her son and basically she only
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: bought the food for them and not for the little
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: black kid.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And then the other one, he's like, he's not
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: my kid. That's crazy. Or the one that I've seen
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: that actually touched my heart really good, it was the
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: grandparents were screaming at the grandson. And this mom was
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: with her two daughters at the table next to them.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: And they're screaming, you stupid fucking kid, no one loves you, whatever.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: And the mom comes up and she starts crying to
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: the grandparents. The mom, they're not really, obviously, at a
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: different table. She starts crying to the grandparents like, Like,
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: you should not talk to your grandson like that. I
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: lost my grandmother, and I loved her very much. You know,
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: it's just a beautiful story. She sits back down. This
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: is when John Kenyotis comes up with the mic. And
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: her daughter is like, mom, stop, because I guess her
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: mom does that shit a lot or something. Like, cries
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: in public or some shit. And then when the doctor
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: sees the camera crew, she's like, what the fuck is
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: going on? It was beautiful, bro. It was a nice one.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: Has there ever been a Muslim one? Yeah. Yeah.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: Were they making fun of her for you putting the
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: hijab over her?
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. It was like, we won't serve you,
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: you fucking Muslim. What the fuck? Yeah, you fucking terrorist
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: or some shit like that. You fucking bitch. And then
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: what happened? The person back there said, hey, leave him alone.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: Serve him. Some shit like that, you know? Oh, OK.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: So it did happen. But more or less, people are
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: going to do the right thing. Yeah. Hopefully. I don't
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: know about this day and age. Yeah. How do you
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: feel about the live show? This was the best show
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: I've ever had in my life. This was the first
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: show that. So right now, I'm three for three. The
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: podcast game. Okay, so why not? Right, right. All my shows, right?
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: Because I did Flapper, sold out. Yeah, so two for two, bitch.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: Two for two. We've only had two shows. Two for two.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: Flapper sold out and then the next one. And then
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: Ponte Las Pilas came. Shout out Ponte Las Pilas. They
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: did a good job, man. I don't even know if I... Hey, hey,
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: by the way, did you guys grab the Legos? Yeah,
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: your mom has them. Yeah, they gifted me some Legos.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Where my Legos at? Wait, they only gifted you Legos?
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: You got mad at your mom because she wanted to
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: take the Legos, and you were like, no, leave them
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: right there. And then she told me, she was like, no,
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: I'm going to just take them.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's because I didn't know whose Legos they were.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: I didn't know they bought me Legos. He was excited
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: as fuck just looking at Legos. Why didn't he? Who's
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: Legos here? Where'd they get you? Chuck, if I get
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: hard with building Legos. Where'd they get you? I don't know.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: I didn't see. I only saw the bag, and then
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: I saw the Lego, and I was excited. To build them, yeah. Mr. Legos? Mr. Legos?
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: I kind of want to build the Lego today. I've
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: never built a Lego in a nice big house. It's
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: a nice big house. It's expensive as fuck. So much
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: room in here to do stuff. We literally, we're supposed
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: to check out today. Duno got another night and he's
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: splitting it with me without telling me. So I guess
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: I do have to pay. Our checkout tomorrow is what time, Andrea?
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: I'm not leaving here till 10. When the people come clean? Yeah,
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: literally when they're coming in, I'm going to dap that
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: fool up and I'm going to leave. I have a fantasy.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: One day I want to be in my hotel, butt naked.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: And then the hotel maid comes in? Yeah, that's my
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: fantasy too. I could do that. You got me.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: That's always been my... Or when I get delivered pizza,
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: it's a hot girl. I'm like, I don't have a
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: tip for you, but come in, I'll find some. And
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: then we hit it off, and then I just fucked
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: the shit out of her. But the hotel one, one
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: time I seen the lady, she came in, She was
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: a little bad one. I forgot what city it was in.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: It was last year.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: She came in, and I was like, damn. I was like,
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go up in the... And I was like, ah, fuck.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: You think she's going to fuck me in my head?
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying that. That didn't hit it off at all.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: You know what I would have done? I'm sorry. I
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: can't perform there tonight. I'm already sold out today. No, I...
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: How much money? You... Today? All right. Hold on, Drake.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: Let me just... How's it going? I remember when we were,
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: what was the hotel we went to? It was one
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: of my first times going with you guys. It was
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: taking so long for us to get in. And then
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: you have to go talk to the person in the front.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: It was taking like a minute for us to get in.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: Maybe it was taking like a long ass time. Oh, no.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: For Coachella. Coachella. Remember? One of the. Remember it was
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: like three hours? It was so hot. It was so hot.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: You want to go eat and shit? The lady, the maid,
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: the maid, the maid was like. She was bad. She
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: was trying to fuck me. No, she wasn't. Yes, yes.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: I swear. What did she say? She was like the
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: girl at Best Buy. You were trying to fuck her. No,
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: she wanted to fuck. Yeah, I was trying to fuck her.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: So what? Huh? I'm a grown ass man. I do
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: what the fuck I want. No, I wasn't. But the lady,
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: she see me. She smiled at me. Okay. I'm not. Okay.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: The way. How do I say this without sounding like
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: a weirdo? Because it's not like she just smiled at
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: me and then I was like, oh, she wants to
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: fuck me. But she smiled at me. She gave me
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: a look. You know what I'm saying? Like, it was
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: one of those. Fuck me eyes. It's one of those.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: I see someone's stories, you know?
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so one of those things where you feel like
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: if you had a towel with nothing on you, she
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: would have been like, oh my God, like that.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: I would never do that. Where the fuck is it?
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: And you're a grower, right? Definitely not a shower. What
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: about you? You were slinging shit? Nah. Yeah, me neither. Nah,
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: my shit's definitely a grower. I was looking at it
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: the other day, and I was like. Fuck. Hey, hey,
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: how come the world you just shower on your bitch?
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: Shower what? Like, how to shower around your bitch. Are
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: you comfortable enough? No. Shower around my bitch? Why do
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: I need to be showering around her? Like, like the shower, like,
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: let's say she's getting ready, would you hop in?
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: Or you're like, like your dick's small, so you have to,
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: like when you, like if you're peeing.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: I'm guessing there's curtains, bro.
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: But they still see, I mean, you don't get naked
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: and you don't, you don't fucking go in the shower
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: and then take off your clothes.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: You take off your clothes right outside the shower and
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: then you jump in. Well, I would, I would have
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: my underwear on, go in the shower, take off the underwear,
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: put it outside the shower. Are you an insecure ass
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: bitch for real? Dude, when it's soft, it's soft, soft.
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: So you've never showered with a girl before?
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: He never showered, period. Wait, wait, wait. You've never showered
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: with a girl? What's your showering situation like right now?
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: In your room. Great? Yeah, don't fucking start with me
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: right now, dude. Wait, wait, wait. So you've never showered
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: with a girl? No. Get the fuck out. I've never
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: slept over a place with a girl. Oh, yeah, I have.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: Your house. That doesn't count. Wait, wait, but you've never been...
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: I've never been alone. You've never been like... No, I
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: didn't have money, bro. I didn't have a place to... Like,
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: I still live with moms, you know what I'm saying? Like,
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: moms live with me, you know what I'm saying? Like,
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: I didn't have the privacy or none of that, but yeah.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: And you've never showered with a bitch? No. Have you? Yeah,
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: that's just kind of cool. It's kind of cool? I
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: think I could scrub myself. Thank you very much. No,
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, like, you have sex. Like, okay, so what...
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: You drop the soap on purpose? And then... Would you
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: learn that in prison? Wait, wait, wait. OK.
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: So you never had to pee in the girl that
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: you were talking to was also like brushing her teeth
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: or doing her makeup? No.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: Would you ever pee on a girl's face? No. What
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: the fuck? Jesus. I just thought that's where the conversation
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: was going. No. I'm saying how comfortable you are with somebody.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: So you wouldn't do that shit for sure? Who? You.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: You're going to piss on a bitch's face. She's like,
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: come on, just do it. You're not going to piss? No.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: Try to hit her eye?
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: No, what I'm saying is, what I'm saying is, you've never, like,
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: so like most fools, you know, when they're soft, they're
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: kind of insecure about themselves.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: So they pee, like, at an angle. So when you're done,
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: when you're done fucking, go boxing right away or just
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: lay down right there? Who fucks? For you to lay down,
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: you've been fucking all weekend. No, I have not been
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: fucking all weekend. What a crazy ass thing to say.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: I heard it. I don't know what you heard. But
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: I went to your door and it was like, mmm.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: You see, that's how I know that's a lie. Because
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: the person ain't moaning, for sure. No, that was you. No, well, yeah,
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. So you've never been comfortable with
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: somebody like that? No. I've walked in on you being
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: too comfortable. I've seen him after sex, bro. This fool
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: will literally lay butt ass naked and just ego spread
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: like this. Because I'm comfortable. And what I'm saying is,
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying is, Like.
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: When I was younger, I used to nut, or let's
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: say the girl I was fucking around with, she's changing
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: or something in the bathroom and.
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: I have to pee.
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: I used to pee at an angle so she don't
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: see my soft shit. Now that I'm older, now that
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: I'm getting older, I'm getting a lot skinnier. My dick.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: Grew. It grew. So now you just show it everywhere. No, no.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: It's still small and soft. But when it's hard, like
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: when it has to perform full, it's a pretty good size. So, like,
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: does a girl care?
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: Okay, so maybe this is where I'm going with the conversation.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: Does a girl care? Like, let's say if.
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: It's big when you're performing and you lay down the pipa,
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: you give her the world.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: But on the regular, yourself, does a girl care about that?
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: Does that matter to women? I don't think so. I
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: don't think so. She gets satisfied. Like when you're arguing
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: high or shit a little?
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: She's getting soft when she says that.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah? That matters to people, Andrea? Like as a woman.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: Let's say you're homegirls. Are they like, let's say this
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: fool lays down, he let your home grows.
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: Are you like, oh, buddy, when he's soft, he's little,
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: but when he's not soft, does that matter to you?
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: It wouldn't matter. It wouldn't matter. What bitch cares about
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: your dick as soft? The bitch wants it hard. Oh,
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: cut it out. It's if you have money. That's all
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: that matters, dude. No, it doesn't. You got money to
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: be terrible at sex. Yeah, but if it's a prostitute,
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: it doesn't matter if you're not. Okay, we're talking about... Oh,
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: you're talking about love? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm with you,
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: I'm with you, I'm with you. I'm with y'all, I'm
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: with y'all, yeah. You know what you should do?
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: You should do all this shit you don't do with
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: a regular bitch, with a prostitute.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: You should maybe show up with a prostitute bitch. See
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: how it is. No. What is wrong with you? Well,
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: because you don't do with the regular. How about I
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: just swim in the fucking sewers, you nasty bitch? No, OK.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: If they're so fucking nasty to shower with, then why
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: do you let them suck your dick? With a condom.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: That's whack. That's cool. I mean, I haven't done that.
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: Hey, do you girls link up and talk about each
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: other's man-sized penis?
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: Sometimes. Really? That's cool. I have had conversations like that.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: But are you like, but are you like, oh, my
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: man's shit's bigger than yours? What are you comparing it to? No,
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: it's not like that. No?
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: I've had one conversation about that.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: And it was more like, she just was like, not gonna.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: Is his green? Yeah, mine's too. But what was the
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: conversation like? Oh, hey, bro, my, what's it called? My
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: new man, his shit's big? It was not her man.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: It was somebody that she was messing around with. And, and, and.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: And she was like, yeah, I'm not gonna hit him
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: up again. Why? Why? Because it was whack? Or because
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: it wasn't big enough? See, so they do care about
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: the size then. Your homework kind of sounds like a bitch, though.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: I'm not even just trying to be rude or nothing. Wait,
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: what do you mean?
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: As long as somebody knows what they're doing, it doesn't matter.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: So you're saying, so you're saying, so you're saying, but
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: they should bring up the fact that it was small. Oh,
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: so it's not... Crack is whack, man. Sorry. So what
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: I'm saying is, so even if it's small, but they
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: do a good job, you guys are cool with it. Yeah,
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: because a woman wants to feel pleasure. It doesn't matter how. But, like,
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: who's pleasured women nowadays, you know? Uh... What happened? Jakarta
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: gives no pleasure. Oh, yeah, dude. I do five minutes.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: Stand up real quick. Hey. Just that set of right
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: before sex. So I'm working on this new joke. Let
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: me see if you like it. Yeah, that's... A black guy,
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: a Jewish guy, and a Chinese guy walking through a bar... Oh, fuck.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: I don't even know where that one goes. You think
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: you can probably write that one out? Black guy, Jewish guy,
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: Chinese guy, walk into a bar. I'm pretty sure that's
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: a joke. I'll start you up later. Yeah. So, yeah,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: that's how I was thinking about it.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: Because, like, fools, like, we don't go, we don't go like, damn, like,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: I think the more, the more we talk about it, like, like, like,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: Andy's not telling me how good, but he'll tell me, like, oh,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: they give good head.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: Like, a girl with, that's how we talk about it. Like,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: she get dumb brain, pop. Yeah, but that's a, that's a,
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: that's not, that's a, Any bitch, you know what I'm saying? Nah,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: that's not true. No, no, no, no. I'm saying you're
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: talking about that girl, but that girl got to be
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: any bitch. You know what I'm saying? Oh, like not
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: his girl. She can't be somebody's girl. I would never
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: talk to nobody about my girl. That's disrespectful. No, no, no.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying. Yeah.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: But if you're talking about a random girl at a party,
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: that bitch right there, eat her. You know what I hate?
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: When a bitch is a hoe, she didn't let everybody
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: else hit, now she want to start something real with you. Bitch,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: suck the dick. There's nothing here. If it was a gay,
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: if it was a gay. It's probably gay if you're
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: apt to ask. Wait, hold up, hold up. Is it
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: gay if you show your homies you getting hit? Yeah, 100,000%.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: That's gay? Yeah. We didn't do that in the group chat.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: You're showing your homie you're getting pleasured? Yo. You used
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: to what? Like, hey, bro, she's like, eat her, look, bye. Bah,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: you're fucking gay. That's not gay. That's homie shit, no? Ah, bro. Yeah,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: that's your boy. Yeah, and then after you guys jerk
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: each other off too, you fucking weirdos. That's gay. Hey,
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: but comment in the video if that's gay. Showing your
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: homies you getting talked. I can't believe I was so
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: shy in the beginning of the episodes when we first
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: started the podcast. Now I'm over here talking about shit
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: like this. What is my life gone to? Okay, Umberto,
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: you don't think that's gay? Like, holy shit. If I'm right,
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: if I'm right, this is going to be a good day. $ 100.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: Just remember. I'm buying another sack. Wait, why do you
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: have $ 100? I gave Fidel, I sold Fidel, I sold
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: Fidel and he gave me $ 100. I forgot. Oh, okay.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? I just thought about it right now. Oh. Wait, wait,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: so it's not gay, right? You don't think it's gay?
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's gay. Like, like, obviously not with
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: somebody I'm like, that's my girl with a vibe. So
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: we trust. Yeah, not like, like, like. It's not like.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: It's a random bitch. It's like a random bitch. It's like, hey,
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: remember that bitch from the club? She ate my shit
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: and I recorded it and I showed you. That's not gay.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: Do you think that's a girl that's gay? No, it's not.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: You're a girl. No, no, no, no. One, one, one,
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: that's wrong. No, no, one that's gay, two that's wrong.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: Because you know what you're doing? You're invading that girl's privacy. Oh,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: you're such a punk ass. You are. Well, then, OK,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: so then, so then, watch this, watch this. So then,
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: watch this. So then, you're gay for getting hit while
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: I was in the bed asleep next to me. You
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: could have been. I'm gay. I'm gay. So that's gay, then, right?
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: I'm gay. You're gay. I mean, I guess if it's
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: a random girl. Narciso's gay. Narciso's a fucking gay boy.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: If it's a random girl or whatever. But it's not
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: like you're, like, somebody that you're talking to. No. Well,
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's OK if it's a random girl, neither.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: I don't. I think it'd only be okay if before
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: the video you say, hey, I'm going to show this
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: to my friends afterwards. You ever had a bitch ask
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: you to record? Yeah. Yeah? You recorded that shit? Oh,
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: you little nasty bitch. Let me see. A little porn action? Oh,
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: you little nasty bitch. Get rid of that to 0.5,
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: that shit? 0.5, I zoomed that shit in, dawg. Yo,
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: Chef Teddy, give me some of your shit, man. I
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: said this joke before. I said my shit soft, but
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: she look like a big cliff. That's what's funny. That
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: shit here, huh?
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: Hey, we ever get in some head, and then she
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: going crazy with the spit, and that shit touches your asshole?
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: That shit don't bother me. That shit don't bother me. Oh, bro,
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: you just need to get your ass saved, bro, for real, bro.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: Try that shit out once, bro. Try that shit out once.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: If you don't like it, you don't like it, bro.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: That's it, bro. I don't know if we ever get
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: any handouts. No, no, no, listen, listen. I'm dead out.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: Try that shit out once, or you feel like, hey,
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: have you ever got your ass saved, bro? Oh! Hey,
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: my day just went from better to better, better. I
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: can't even. Yo, bro, you want to talk about getting
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: your ass saved on the way to that market? Quiet
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: car ride, or what? Oh, that's fun. Look at this one.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: And were you in four or you were legs up?
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: You were in four, you're gay. Hey, bro. Legs up,
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: legs up, right? Legs up, bro. Are you on his back?
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: He was like cradled over? I just don't see what's
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: wrong with that.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: The horrible pick your leg up.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: The horrible pick your leg up. The horrible pick your
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: leg up. They picked your neck up up? André, get
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: off your phone. That is the funniest shit ever. Checking
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: the weather.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: André, that's the best feeling, how you're getting some head,
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: and then the water, the spit just drips down to
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: your gooch.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: So you said that's the best? It's not the best,
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: but it feels good. It feels good. So that's a
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: matter of getting your ass, it feels like. Dead ass.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: That ass. Hey, do you have a special bond with
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: the bitch that ate your ass, like, forever? No, fuck no.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: I don't even remember that bitch. But you remember her
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: eating your ass to change your life? She didn't change her...
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: You acting like this is life-changing, bro. It's just like when... Bro,
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: it's just like when a bitch gets your dick. It's
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: like when a bitch... Wait, but I mean... Now that
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking about it... Do you remember that bitch? Wait, wait.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: Did you have that shit like, damn, I want to
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: try that one day? Yeah. Yeah, I watched porn and
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: I was like, I wonder how that feels. But you
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: act like I let that fucking fucker finger my asshole
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: or something. I'm not on that type of time, man.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: I make that shit wink.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: Hey, were you, like, cupping it?
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: Clenching? All right, guys, I think that's it. How long
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: have we been fighting for? Oh, yeah, weirdo, you fucking beast.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: You a little weirdo-ass nigga. No, no, no, no, no.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: Why the fuck he call you? Call him up, call
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: him up. Lil Raro, you fucking lame. Hey, you didn't
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: come to our show, bitch. You're live on the pod,
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: you fucking piece of shit. No, fucking. Hey, bro, you're
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: a lame nigga. Hey, bro, don't come to none of
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: the shows, bro. Oh, you guys are live right now,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: I can tell. You guys would both be dead if
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: you did that in real life. Hey, why didn't you come, ho?
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: Real quick, I was trying to take my mom, and
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: just the way that she was working out, I tried
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: to have my mom, my mom was, I tried to
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: have her, have somebody else take this car that she
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: was in.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: And then when they took the car, she ended up,
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: it was just a bunch of bullshit, by.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: The time I finally got my mom, I wouldn't have
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: made it on time, and you know, the whole point.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: Was for me to take down my mom that day, too,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: she wanted to go see you guys.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you still a punk ass motherfucker, and then,
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: and then I saw you hanging out with fucking, You
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: know what? Fuck you and Young Active. That's how I
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: feel right now. I don't want to talk to you
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: because I'm mad. See, sometimes you got to click on fools.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, man.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: We had a great live show. Shout out Joe Moses.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: Shout out fucking ATM down in Kempton, A.V.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: Ruchi. Shout out Shrek from... And shout out motherfucking.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: That shit was live.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: You feel me? I got the team some chains. I
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: got a bigger one than them, though. Right? No, yours
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: is Andres in the same size. What the fuck, bro? Bro.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: That's not fucking fair, bro. How do I have to?
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: All right, bro. This is dumb as fuck, bro. So
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: we just make the podcast cheese when we do know
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: Andres and Jakarta? Should we just do that? Bitch, you
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: got a chain. What are you mad about? Can I
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: get a little bigger than his, at least? Is there
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: any way we can extra large this? Whoop. No, I'm
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: fucking with you. Mine is pretty big. Yeah, yours is chunky. Yeah,
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: because I paid for it, bitch. Yeah, I know. I'm
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: about to buy one, too. Not for you, like for me.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: You already have enough. You have like seven, bro. Chill out.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: It looks nice, though, huh? I haven't taken this shit off.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: I put this shit around my dick yesterday. All right, guys. Well,
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: thank you to everyone that showed up to the live show.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: Thank you for buying tickets. Thank you to everyone that
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: did the meeting. Oh, shout out to Brooklyn for the merch.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: Shout out to Brooklyn for the merch and the after party.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: You guys, we do it for the people. We do
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: it for you guys. Assalamu alaikum. We love y'all.