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- 0:25Speaker 1: It is time leave your worries outside and laugh with
- 0:30Speaker 1: us inside the treehouse. I'm Dan O'Malley along with Trey
- 0:35Speaker 1: Trenholm and Raj Sharman. I learned something recently that was
- 0:44Speaker 1: very eye opening, and I'm going to share that with
- 0:47Speaker 1: you today. Did you know there are adult themed airbnbs?
- 0:56Speaker 2: Yes?
- 0:58Speaker 1: Yes, I was unaware. I was unaware these existed until recently.
- 1:06Speaker 1: I'm currently on the road in Florida in a normal,
- 1:10Speaker 1: as far as I can tell, Airbnb. Nothing weird or
- 1:12Speaker 1: untoward has happened, although there are a couple of pineapples
- 1:15Speaker 1: hanging around, but you know, Florida. I don't know if
- 1:22Speaker 1: it's just because the Wi Fi I'm using, what the
- 1:24Speaker 1: deal is. But we started looking at other airbnbs in
- 1:30Speaker 1: the area and sometimes and this has happened. I have
- 1:34Speaker 1: seen in normal Airbnb listings there will be a room,
- 1:42Speaker 1: just a room in a normal Airbnb listing, with no
- 1:47Speaker 1: additional information. It's just there. Like when you're going through
- 1:50Speaker 1: the photos, you're like, Okay, here's the kitchen, here's the bathroom,
- 1:54Speaker 1: here's an office, here's the outdoor area, here's the whips
- 1:59Speaker 1: and change done? Wait what go back to that one?
- 2:03Speaker 1: That happened a few years ago. We were looking at
- 2:06Speaker 1: some place and we're like, where did that room come from?
- 2:09Speaker 1: It's not even mentioned in the description, it's just they're
- 2:12Speaker 1: buried in the photos. But I did not realize there
- 2:18Speaker 1: is a hole across the board. Theme of adult themed airbnbs?
- 2:26Speaker 1: How did you know about this already?
- 2:27Speaker 2: Raj? A friend of mine told me about it.
- 2:32Speaker 3: She was talking, she was looking up something and I
- 2:35Speaker 3: guess she had mentioned it to somebody else, that there's
- 2:38Speaker 3: adult themed airbnbs, and she showed me on her phone.
- 2:42Speaker 3: She's like, I said because I said it. I was like,
- 2:44Speaker 3: that's not real. That's not a real thing to advertise,
- 2:48Speaker 3: and she's like, yes it is. Let me show you.
- 2:51Speaker 3: And I was like, ah okay. So she started scrolling
- 2:56Speaker 3: through some of the listings. There's a lot in Dallas.
- 2:58Speaker 3: There's also a lot in Fort Lauderdale. Just so you know,
- 3:02Speaker 3: oh where I am. I'm afraid to look.
- 3:05Speaker 2: Have you guys been around the whole house?
- 3:08Speaker 1: Yes? No trap doors, No, as far as I can tell,
- 3:12Speaker 1: no trap doors.
- 3:14Speaker 2: No faint screaming.
- 3:17Speaker 1: There is there is a mystery beat. Yeah, somewhere in
- 3:22Speaker 1: the kitchen. There's a beat that happens and I can't
- 3:25Speaker 1: locate it. But I also know that if I don't
- 3:27Speaker 1: want to know the answer to something, I shouldn't go asking. Yeah,
- 3:31Speaker 1: and if I don't want to find something alarming, then
- 3:34Speaker 1: I shouldn't go looking. So I'm not going to inspect
- 3:36Speaker 1: that any further.
- 3:38Speaker 3: You know, in the Plus episode, you were talking about
- 3:39Speaker 3: how you get to know somebody, you know whatever.
- 3:42Speaker 2: I mentioned that to the girlfriend.
- 3:44Speaker 3: I was like, you know, there's adult theme, And before
- 3:46Speaker 3: I could finish Airbnb, I go, do you know there's
- 3:49Speaker 3: adult theme? And she goes Airbnb's oh yeah, and then
- 3:51Speaker 3: just walked off. And I was like, I don't want
- 3:53Speaker 3: to know how you know that, But okay.
- 3:56Speaker 1: You're not just a little bit curious.
- 3:58Speaker 2: No, no want to know.
- 4:00Speaker 1: Are you sure maybe maybe there's something in there that
- 4:03Speaker 1: you would like to explore with her?
- 4:05Speaker 2: Yeah? No, I don't want to find out she's mistress
- 4:08Speaker 2: Vixen either, So.
- 4:12Speaker 1: Just gonna it's gonna leave the lock on that owner's
- 4:14Speaker 1: closet where.
- 4:15Speaker 2: It is.
- 4:18Speaker 3: When she says she's going to work. I trust it's
- 4:21Speaker 3: a building gonna with a manager. I trust it.
- 4:28Speaker 1: Well, you mentioned that they have a lot of these
- 4:30Speaker 1: in Dallas, and there is one called Magic Mike's Red
- 4:35Speaker 1: Room Dungeon, and it is everything that you would expect
- 4:40Speaker 1: just based on the name. This is on Airbnb, Magic
- 4:45Speaker 1: Mike's Red Room Dungeon four point ninety five stars, twenty reviews.
- 4:53Speaker 1: It is a guest favorite, one of the most loved
- 4:56Speaker 1: homes on Airbnb according to guests. I mean, look, that
- 5:01Speaker 1: is that is prestigious, something I'm sure Magic Mike is
- 5:04Speaker 1: very proud of.
- 5:05Speaker 2: Mm hmm, well, I mean.
- 5:09Speaker 1: And this is only after one year, as you see here, Uh,
- 5:12Speaker 1: you can stay with Michael, who is a super host.
- 5:16Speaker 1: So this is this is this is impressive for for.
- 5:18Speaker 3: One area, Oh yeah, see that's what you're saying, Like
- 5:22Speaker 3: that part that right there, the little seating area, kitchen
- 5:26Speaker 3: that all looks normal like I would go to there.
- 5:29Speaker 1: Scroll down, Yeah, the full kitchen. Bedroom just looks like
- 5:32Speaker 1: a normal spot that you would stay for a few days,
- 5:34Speaker 1: right And then you go down yeah yeah, and then
- 5:38Speaker 1: you're like, okay, this is not a typical bedroom. Uh.
- 5:41Speaker 3: For one is is that a gimp swing? Oh that's
- 5:46Speaker 3: a sex swing or a saddle I believe as well. Okay,
- 5:50Speaker 3: and uh, you know, I don't want to stay anywhere
- 5:52Speaker 3: that has the comforters ed hardy.
- 5:59Speaker 1: I don't know if that's ed hardy, it's just feeling naughty.
- 6:03Speaker 1: K N O T T Y.
- 6:04Speaker 3: Oh. I thought it said I'm ed hardy, and I'm like, oh, okay,
- 6:07Speaker 3: I don't. There's a lot of hardy people in there.
- 6:09Speaker 2: Anyway.
- 6:12Speaker 1: The thing that impresses me about this is the bean
- 6:15Speaker 1: bag at the foot.
- 6:16Speaker 3: Of the I was gonna say the same thing just now, because.
- 6:18Speaker 1: If your kink is not being able to stand up,
- 6:21Speaker 1: then you need to get it on in a bean bag.
- 6:24Speaker 2: That's for somebody to watch.
- 6:28Speaker 1: Good because if once you're in a bean bag, there
- 6:30Speaker 1: is no participation. Yeah, and there's no looking sexy when
- 6:33Speaker 1: you try to get up from it.
- 6:35Speaker 3: Yeah you can't, Yeah you can't. There's you're not doing
- 6:40Speaker 3: a lot of stuff in a bean bag.
- 6:41Speaker 1: No you're I don't care how hot you are. There
- 6:43Speaker 1: is no sexy way to get up out of a
- 6:45Speaker 1: bean bag. Brad Pitt would look like the elephant man
- 6:51Speaker 1: trying to get out of a bean bag.
- 6:55Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a yeah.
- 6:58Speaker 3: I mean somebody was like, you know what, we gotta
- 7:00Speaker 3: gotta make some income. We got to do something different
- 7:03Speaker 3: with this house.
- 7:04Speaker 1: It is interesting though, because the bedroom description next to
- 7:06Speaker 1: the photo is great queen bed, air conditioning, bed, linen, ceiling, fan,
- 7:10Speaker 1: clothing storage, extra pillows and blankets. Sounds normal, and then
- 7:16Speaker 1: you see you're like, oh, this is not a normal
- 7:18Speaker 1: you know, airbnb bedroom.
- 7:21Speaker 2: Mmm, yeah, that is uh uh, I'm good. What does it?
- 7:27Speaker 2: What is it? What's the going rate?
- 7:31Speaker 3: Uh?
- 7:31Speaker 1: Let me go back and see. Uh here we have
- 7:34Speaker 1: I don't see check in dates. Let's read the description here. Uh,
- 7:39Speaker 1: cleaned and disinfected daily. No cameras in the room or
- 7:42Speaker 1: the bathroom. Oh that is something I need to point out.
- 7:45Speaker 1: This is not the entire house. This is just a
- 7:48Speaker 1: room in Dallas. So you're going to be staying with Mike.
- 7:55Speaker 2: What if he's legitimately just a magician?
- 8:01Speaker 1: Just pops in out of nowhere? How smoke bombs in,
- 8:07Speaker 1: I'm here for your sex now, condoms available for toys,
- 8:14Speaker 1: secret doors for entrance and bathroom. I don't know if
- 8:17Speaker 1: that's figurative.
- 8:20Speaker 2: That's also four mic.
- 8:23Speaker 1: TV BT speaker. I assume BT speaker means Bluetooth and
- 8:27Speaker 1: you know not but something bar Ice machine special lighting
- 8:33Speaker 1: tripod and phone mount with controller that's essential BDSM device assortment,
- 8:38Speaker 1: sex machine with attachments, glory hole suspension system, sex swing,
- 8:43Speaker 1: waterproof blankets, wedge and assorted toys, plus a full gym
- 8:47Speaker 1: with steams on and cold plunge. Towels and shower products
- 8:53Speaker 1: are available in case you feel extra dirty. This is magical,
- 8:59Speaker 1: I must say. I can see why it's must stay.
- 9:04Speaker 2: Yeah, but it doesn't.
- 9:05Speaker 3: I'm wondering what he Uh I wonder how much money
- 9:08Speaker 3: this guy's making a ton? Yeah, yeah, I'm just wondering
- 9:14Speaker 3: how much it goes for per night.
- 9:17Speaker 4: I know someone who has one of these and.
- 9:22Speaker 5: Uh oh, and it's actually up in Oklahoma and it's
- 9:28Speaker 5: booked out pretty much a year in advance.
- 9:31Speaker 3: Wow wow, good for him, pretty much whoever all of them?
- 9:39Speaker 2: Oh wow, good for her.
- 9:40Speaker 1: Yeah. Look, yeah, just because just because it's your house
- 9:45Speaker 1: and you operate this as a business doesn't necessarily mean
- 9:48Speaker 1: you're into that particular lifestyle. It just means that you
- 9:51Speaker 1: recognize there's a hole in the market begging to be filled.
- 9:57Speaker 2: Yeah, and in the wall.
- 9:58Speaker 1: Apparently there's an idea what if what if you did
- 10:05Speaker 1: this instead of instead of listing a room or an
- 10:10Speaker 1: apartment or a house on Airbnb for people's sexual fetishes
- 10:15Speaker 1: to be rented. What if you just go into a
- 10:18Speaker 1: dark alleyway cut a hole into something, or what if
- 10:21Speaker 1: you go into a rest stop bathroom hole in one
- 10:24Speaker 1: of the stall doors and you list that on Airbnb
- 10:27Speaker 1: and you make the money on it. There's no overhead there.
- 10:30Speaker 2: Oh, there's gonna be a lot of head there.
- 10:33Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're not paying taxes on it. You're just
- 10:35Speaker 1: renting out this hole on Airbnb.
- 10:37Speaker 4: Here's the crazy thing is the setup for that.
- 10:44Speaker 5: So all the like it sounds stupid, but you're talking
- 10:47Speaker 5: about probably thirty thousand dollars for the bed the various
- 10:52Speaker 5: because if you're gonna do it, you gotta you want
- 10:56Speaker 5: stuff that's going to last and not you know, get
- 10:59Speaker 5: torn up after one couple goes in there. So like
- 11:03Speaker 5: those beds skill are expensive as hell and all the
- 11:08Speaker 5: other Like I know this person, she invested about thirty
- 11:11Speaker 5: grand and all the equipment and hardware as it were.
- 11:17Speaker 2: Wow.
- 11:18Speaker 1: Yeah, that's something you don't think about, is the investment
- 11:20Speaker 1: into all the items when you operate an Airbnb, especially
- 11:27Speaker 1: one of this magnitude. Yeah, you're right, tre I had
- 11:30Speaker 1: not thought about that, because if you want to actually
- 11:32Speaker 1: compete with the big boys. When it comes to adult
- 11:35Speaker 1: themed airbnbs, you have to have all the you have
- 11:39Speaker 1: to meet everyone's expectations.
- 11:42Speaker 3: Yeah, and let's say you want to, you know, save
- 11:45Speaker 3: a little bit of money, right, so let's order it
- 11:47Speaker 3: from Amazon. So let's because you can. Let's get the toys,
- 11:52Speaker 3: Let's get the linens, let's get the waterproof sheets. Just
- 11:57Speaker 3: imagine the guy in the fulfillment department that's like from
- 12:01Speaker 3: getting this order ready, Like what the fuck is happening?
- 12:05Speaker 1: Just imagine what their cart looks like. Talk about midlife crisis.
- 12:10Speaker 1: You gotta be careful because what if you have like
- 12:11Speaker 1: just normal items thrown in Because now people don't know
- 12:14Speaker 1: is this part of the kink or is this just like,
- 12:16Speaker 1: oh no, he just really needs some you know, dish
- 12:19Speaker 1: washing liquid.
- 12:20Speaker 3: And maybe I'm just naive, but the glory whole thing
- 12:24Speaker 3: in that room or wherever it is is like, who,
- 12:30Speaker 3: if you're with your girl, do you need?
- 12:32Speaker 2: Is that a thing you need?
- 12:33Speaker 3: Or is that something like hold on, I got a
- 12:35Speaker 3: surprise for us and it's just magic Mike and he
- 12:37Speaker 3: sticks it through and like it might be yeah, it's
- 12:41Speaker 3: like is this your cock?
- 12:44Speaker 1: Well it does say in the listing that interaction with
- 12:46Speaker 1: the homeowner is you know, on an as needed basis.
- 12:52Speaker 3: Leave the top hat on, Mike. Yeah, that's uh yeah.
- 13:04Speaker 1: I mean it really does have it all. I mean
- 13:06Speaker 1: it's even got the suspension, uh pulley hanging from the ceiling,
- 13:10Speaker 1: which you're right, Trey, if you're the homeowner, you've got
- 13:13Speaker 1: to make sure that that's in a stud. Also, he
- 13:15Speaker 1: got to make sure it's in a sturdy location. Sorry
- 13:21Speaker 1: I couldn't help.
- 13:21Speaker 3: Also, Okay, so again maybe i'm night, but what like,
- 13:26Speaker 3: what point in your life does just good sex become
- 13:30Speaker 3: that boring where you're like, you know what, we need
- 13:32Speaker 3: a whip. I'm like, you know what, I think we
- 13:34Speaker 3: should see Other people like, oh that's the plan.
- 13:42Speaker 1: Lots of other people one after another's I'm all at.
- 13:45Speaker 2: Once, I'm glad you said that, and the door opens
- 13:49Speaker 2: me too.
- 13:50Speaker 1: Come on in everybody.
- 13:54Speaker 2: How long have you guys been in our closet? Yeah?
- 13:58Speaker 2: I just don't know what it's like.
- 14:00Speaker 3: You know, I understand, like, you know, like women have
- 14:02Speaker 3: their toys and I get that, but like when it's like,
- 14:04Speaker 3: how do you how do you approach that situation?
- 14:06Speaker 2: Like you know what?
- 14:07Speaker 3: I think we need? Honey, what's that I need? I
- 14:09Speaker 3: need a sex saddle. I'm like, you don't what you
- 14:12Speaker 3: need Jesus is what you need? And I'm Hindu.
- 14:18Speaker 1: What I love here in this photo is you look
- 14:20Speaker 1: at the TV armoire right, and of course it's got
- 14:22Speaker 1: fifty shades of gray on. But then if you look
- 14:24Speaker 1: below the TV on the shelves, then you've got the
- 14:26Speaker 1: adult toys. And then my favorite part actually is the
- 14:31Speaker 1: various sizes and gages of rope. So at some point
- 14:35Speaker 1: the owner of this airbnb went to RII because this
- 14:41Speaker 1: is not cheap rope. This is not the stuff you're
- 14:43Speaker 1: finding in the excess bend at home depot. Now, this
- 14:47Speaker 1: is the stuff that they keep behind the counter at RII.
- 14:51Speaker 1: This is the stuff that is specific for actual mountaineering
- 14:55Speaker 1: slash BDSM play.
- 14:58Speaker 4: Wow, you certainly know a lot about this subject.
- 15:01Speaker 2: That's what I was about to say.
- 15:04Speaker 5: Tell us the trials and tribulations of finding the right rope.
- 15:10Speaker 1: I'm into hiking. I've been to ari I a few times,
- 15:15Speaker 1: but for the normal reasons.
- 15:17Speaker 2: Okay, are you magic, Mike?
- 15:24Speaker 4: What's your safe word?
- 15:25Speaker 1: Dan? Help?
- 15:28Speaker 2: Oh?
- 15:30Speaker 1: My my safe word is help S O S. And
- 15:34Speaker 1: also abercadabra. But wait, there's more, because not only do
- 15:46Speaker 1: we have adult themed airbnbs like the one we just
- 15:49Speaker 1: saw that is a room in Magic Mike's apartment, there's
- 15:56Speaker 1: a full on travel agency. Let's see. It is adult
- 16:01Speaker 1: themed airbnbs and adult themed vacation rentals and just good
- 16:06Speaker 1: old fashioned adult themed vacations. So this is another one
- 16:12Speaker 1: of those examples of if you if you want to
- 16:15Speaker 1: go big, you gotta think small. You can't just be
- 16:18Speaker 1: a regular travel agent. You need to be a travel
- 16:22Speaker 1: agent or the sexually adventurous like whoever's running this website.
- 16:27Speaker 1: Is adult themed airbnb and adult themed vacations, travel cruises,
- 16:32Speaker 1: Caribbean FAQ. I feel like they're missing an opportunity here
- 16:36Speaker 1: for an fuq, but that's another day. Then, of course
- 16:41Speaker 1: the blog and certainly they're going to take the cookies.
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- 17:08Speaker 2: Wow, there's a cruise.
- 17:10Speaker 1: Oh sure?
- 17:11Speaker 2: Oh okay.
- 17:13Speaker 1: You know how they say that if you're into anything,
- 17:16Speaker 1: whatever hobby it is, there's porn for it. It's the
- 17:21Speaker 1: same thing can be said for cruises. Whatever you're into,
- 17:23Speaker 1: there's a cruise for it.
- 17:27Speaker 2: How many people are supposed to be in that hot tub?
- 17:31Speaker 1: Uh, I'm guessing let's see one, two, three, four, five,
- 17:36Speaker 1: looks like about a six to eight person hot tub.
- 17:40Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't like.
- 17:41Speaker 4: What's it like to be in the center one of those, Dane.
- 17:47Speaker 1: Well, it's uh, it's kind of it's kind of a
- 17:51Speaker 1: love hate situation because look, you're either if you're in
- 17:55Speaker 1: the middle of one of those, you're either gonna love
- 17:57Speaker 1: it or you're gonna hate it. There's really no gray area.
- 18:04Speaker 2: Dide the dollar bills get wet or do they just
- 18:05Speaker 2: hand them to you?
- 18:09Speaker 1: Everything's digital now, Rush, I'm just assuming you.
- 18:13Speaker 2: Do a little dance. First.
- 18:18Speaker 5: Your gip mask doesn't have a little side pocket for
- 18:20Speaker 5: your for your tips.
- 18:25Speaker 1: No, Trey, Uh, that's the snorkel tube on the gyp mask.
- 18:31Speaker 1: Just imagine, just imagine, just imagine any vacation you've ever
- 18:34Speaker 1: been on, Now imagine the BDSM version of it. So
- 18:38Speaker 1: like a family at the beach doing some snorkeling. Now
- 18:40Speaker 1: imagine instead of Dad, the gimp got out and he's snorkeling,
- 18:45Speaker 1: but he's still in the full leather.
- 18:47Speaker 2: That's an activity one hour a day, gimp snorkeling.
- 18:51Speaker 1: I'm saying like, if you're if you're on an adult
- 18:53Speaker 1: themed cruise, there's going to be activities. So just if
- 18:56Speaker 1: you've ever been on a cruise, you've ever been to
- 18:58Speaker 1: a beach, any vacation activity you've ever done, now imagine
- 19:02Speaker 1: it with a gimp next to you, and that's what
- 19:04Speaker 1: you'd be signing up for.
- 19:05Speaker 4: Yeah, Dan, tell us more. What happens on the lido
- 19:08Speaker 4: deck on a kink cruise?
- 19:13Speaker 2: What does shuffle board look like?
- 19:18Speaker 1: Hot? Really really hot? Mainly because leather doesn't breathe very well.
- 19:27Speaker 2: There's a lot of a lot of heat stroke that it's.
- 19:29Speaker 1: A lot of heat stroke. You really got to make
- 19:31Speaker 1: sure you're taking in plenty of fluids like normal foods.
- 19:35Speaker 4: What's what's the captain's ball look like?
- 19:42Speaker 1: Exactly like you'd want it to groomed and and ideally
- 19:52Speaker 1: upright he he only sinks it. If you want him to.
- 20:02Speaker 2: Dandy, you have to paint them like the French girls.
- 20:04Speaker 2: Do you have to?
- 20:06Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm now in my own head. This is this
- 20:08Speaker 1: bit's about to turn terrible. So imagine the imagine the
- 20:11Speaker 1: love Boat, right, that's now, imagine the love Boat gets
- 20:14Speaker 1: rebooted into into the updated version of the love Boat.
- 20:21Speaker 4: But it's and and Dan, You're you're Gopher.
- 20:30Speaker 1: Well, at least we know who Raj is gonna be?
- 20:36Speaker 2: What what I have to be? The black guy?
- 20:40Speaker 1: I'm Isaac because you do finger guns better than me.
- 20:43Speaker 1: And Trey you got me, oh god. For all things
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