Latest / Not That Serious / Episode 307: Boozer Fest 2024
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- 0:06Tip, Howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy, howdy ho it's
- 0:25not that serious podcast. And it's time to start the show. And there's
- 0:35something I'd like you to know. I'm Michael's Elsie keens in the building,
- 0:44m J, and we are out. We are without the two lighter shades
- 0:50of the podcast. Q, as you know, is on his watermelon sabbatical
- 0:56and uh Lamont doctor Waffe is on his sacred pilgrimage conquista, doing in Spain
- 1:06to learn the history of his Spanish ancestors. We hope he will come back.
- 1:14Hopefully he will not come back with smallpox, as his ilk are like
- 1:19they do, as they spread famine and disease and filth among the among the
- 1:26world. Wow, they are the devil. I was reading. I'm about
- 1:30to start reading this book, but I started watching tiktoks right about this book
- 1:34called The An American. Give me a second. There's a book I gotta
- 1:41it's a regular book, audiobook. It's a I mean, audiobooks are regular
- 1:45books. Can you still say you read a book? If you yes,
- 1:48I know the information that is contained therein So it's a People's History of the
- 1:55United States by Mark zim Howard Zim Howard Zen basically just talk about the history
- 2:02of America through the lenses of the various disparaged communities, you know, Native
- 2:10Americans, Japanese people in World War two, black people all the time,
- 2:16different things like that, you know. And so I was watching Tiktoks.
- 2:23This dude's doing this one section where Christopher Columbus right, the Arawak Indians,
- 2:29right that when he first you know, touched down, he wrote in his
- 2:34journal that they were so open to sharing and that every time somebody's ever asked
- 2:40them something for anything that they have, they never say no. And he
- 2:45wrote this in this journal in a mocking fashion because it just spoke to how
- 2:50evil they are. It's like, damn, he thought that was funny.
- 2:53He thought it was funny that, like, wow, they're so human and
- 2:54giving, Like take, how stupid are they that they have compassion? And
- 3:04oh, this one trick they did they were I guess when he found out
- 3:07or was convinced gold was there. He did this quota thing where he said
- 3:10everybody had to bring them a certain amount of gold at the end of the
- 3:14month. And those who met that quota bringing them gold, they got like
- 3:17a copper necklace, and everybody who all the Native Americans who didn't have a
- 3:23copper necklace, their hands were cut off. So during his time there,
- 3:29they went from half a million ara Whac Indians five hundred because that's just what
- 3:38they did. And another one little fun factfore we continue, he did a
- 3:42thing where I guess he wanted to show the monarchy back in imperialism land in
- 3:46Spain that you know, hey, it's worth pursuing our hair's gold and slaves
- 3:52to be had. He brought five hundred people there and two hundred died in
- 3:59or route, and he came His first expedition was like three ships. He
- 4:03came back with seventeen ships. And that's kind of how we're here doing this
- 4:08podcast today. Yeah, the devil, the devil, I mean, in
- 4:16a roundabout way. This is why we're here talking in front of a mic,
- 4:20because Christopher Columbus is evil. And I don't know why he has a
- 4:27holiday. I don't know because America forced that. Oh he founded America.
- 4:30Yeah, it's really nasty, like he didn't even come to actually America America.
- 4:35Yeah, that nigga was off. He was an Haiti or something like
- 4:40that. Hispaniola. Like why does his motherfucker have a holiday? Why?
- 4:46Why? Why? Nasty America? Yuckyte get jukie, and you know,
- 4:55unlike people like Tony Soprano, he's an American hero, he's an Italian and
- 5:01he's not an Italian here we acknowledge him in his house. Shout out to
- 5:04Sopranos fans, they'll get it. They did a whole episode where they were
- 5:08like defending the legacy of Christopher Columbus because it took us over like what four
- 5:15or five hundred years or however long? How wanted Chris what eight thirteen?
- 5:18What the fuck was fourteen ninety two? So what like it took us over
- 5:23five hundred years to realize, Hey, this nigga, this nigga's actually horrible,
- 5:29and maybe we shouldn't have a day dedicated to this motherfucker. And then
- 5:32all the Italians were like, Hey, that's our guy, that's our guy.
- 5:38He's the best guy around. But what about the murder? What murder?
- 5:43Right? That was the whole time they felt this was a slight that
- 5:47it's so funny like when white people who are like the lower tier of white
- 5:51people quote unquote want to do that whole oppressed thing. Brother especially in nineteen
- 5:59ninety in two thousand, like Irish people and Italian people try to pull that
- 6:02ship and like yeah, we're a like nigga, you are white. Now
- 6:06stop, we don't know what we're not doing that ship around. Shut up
- 6:10you are you are a white man. Luigi, we don't give a fu
- 6:15Luigi and Mickey, you are still white. You're getting a job interview before
- 6:20Jerome. Easily calm down, settle down, nothing changes for you. So
- 6:25yeah, it was a whole episode about how they're like this is anti this
- 6:28is this is the defamation gets the Italian community. Meanwhile, these niggas are
- 6:32mob criminals. I hate how the Italian man is portraying there in multi media.
- 6:40They're only mobsters and gags like nigga, you are mobs, mobsters and
- 6:44gangsters. You. There was a scene where like the mob wise are like
- 6:50in church and then like they had a speaker and the speakers like yeah,
- 6:55like speaking against like yo, we shouldn't be praising people like the mob,
- 6:58like we're Italian people, like we're more. We want to say that we're
- 7:01more than that, and it's like they're so we're so offended. We keep
- 7:05money in this past but you know that that's that's blood money, Like,
- 7:10nigga, if the Jets don't hit the over like your husband is breaking somebody's
- 7:14legs, like you not understand that washingt Sopranos. This is a great show,
- 7:20but it's so full of a podcoct when they were talking to the Chrisopher
- 7:24Columbus episode when they're all in front of satrials and they're talking about when Bobby's
- 7:29like, oh, I wish I could smoke mushrooms and collect government checks.
- 7:33Meanwhile, they're not at work. It's it's ten am on a fucking Tuesday.
- 7:40Not at work. Nigga. On I'm sorry, we're getting real deep
- 7:43sopranos right now. If you haven't watched it, you don't get These niggas
- 7:46have manipulated the like construction unions to a way where they're cathos, the captains.
- 7:51They get this thing called no shows or they it's no shows in there's
- 7:57like shows or whatever, where they get the full pension, benefits pay of
- 8:01a construction worker. Mind you, construction workers get out there in North Jersey
- 8:11and New York. You know they're always constructing some shit. Now these motherfuckers
- 8:16get paid full salary to show up and do nothing. They just gotta be
- 8:22on site, and they be bitching about being on site getting nothing, getting
- 8:28everything, like, oh my god, they shore fucking hot. They're eating
- 8:31a fucking blade of lasagna and fucking gallon of water. Why we were slaving
- 8:35them sweating my bulls off. And there's actually people laboring in the back,
- 8:41hanging from fucking scaffolds, scraveldings. There's plenty of episodes when the beat up
- 8:45with beat up niggas and niggas randomly beat up niggas. They steal, they
- 8:48steal from the site, they steal fucking five rock, the cables and ship.
- 8:54But even worse, there are people they do the no shows where they
- 8:58don't even show up and they get the money. They don't even come in
- 9:03and they be I wish I could smoke around to smoke pod all day and
- 9:05getting bread. They they're fucking fat as ship like me, just sitting there
- 9:09eating fucking salami sandwiches, doing no work and collecting money, collecting pinsion and
- 9:18benefits and other other type money too. And on top of the blood money,
- 9:22on top of the drugs and the blood drug gambling money, they get
- 9:28legitimate construction moneys and they're bird what's it called it's not records well, racket
- 9:35uh, embezzlement, embezzlement, racketeering, drugs. No, what's the one
- 9:41where they like they offer protection for like like extortion, all types of ship.
- 9:48Ricos started from the mob. Yes, that's they're the reason ricos exist.
- 9:58That show is so full of like, they're so full of ship.
- 10:01When you watch them, it's like the fucking all right, it's a great
- 10:05show. It's so great because their daughter. But as a black person,
- 10:09you like, god, damn, I'm like, you niggas got it so
- 10:13good about mocking portraying black like when they portray black people, Oh my god.
- 10:18Every time they get it, they try to like like they get caught
- 10:22with something. Oh, it's just two random black guys smugged me. That's
- 10:26why I couldn't make it. I got robbed by two black guys and they
- 10:28just we need somebody to kill somebody, don't get seen. It's just hire
- 10:33some black guys to do it. And it's so stereotypical at the wave cap.
- 10:37It's yo, yo, yo, you want me to kill some niggas
- 10:41beat the people that jun es smoking? Yes, yes, hey, yo,
- 10:50Luigi, you want me to kill these niggas? Doney we killing world
- 10:54death life, bro, these Italian people. Was it greater trying to mock
- 11:01them or like this? It's sos is their reality like its reality and its
- 11:05nuanced in the same way. It's just like these people are like bad people,
- 11:09don't but don't think they're bad people because they have been. I think
- 11:13their ship is noble and it's like, you know how like when gang members
- 11:16now they're like, well, when gangs started, they were built to protect
- 11:20the community. Well, you niggas ain't doing it now, not doing that
- 11:22no more, So I don't want to hear that ship. Well, the
- 11:26mob was started to like defend communities, and we actually benefited. We helped
- 11:31Americau during World War such as a yeah, but you're breaking niggas fingers for
- 11:35the Jets bets now, okay, Vinnie tested Verdy didn't throw enough touchdowns in
- 11:41seasons now, so now somebody, somebody, somebody's not seeing their dad on
- 11:46Christmas because because three pricks, because Laverni is called because Mark Sanchez butt fum
- 12:01yo. You know how many people died off that. You know how many
- 12:03people Mark Sanchez killed in his career. Probably who do you think killed the
- 12:11who? What do you think Blake resulted in the most depths from the mob?
- 12:18Man, I think Mark Sanchez killed a lot of niggas, did a
- 12:22lot for a long time, put a lot of niggas in cement boots.
- 12:28I'm sorry Mark, Mark will get it together the next game too late.
- 12:33Mario heed who turned around and I think he still wins to the f C.
- 12:43Wait til we get a new court that so many nas the Jets are
- 12:48going to the full man, bro can't wait, I can't wait. Niggas
- 12:56went to New England and got niggas gotten, niggas got splunked. Can't wait.
- 13:01Niggas got toutored and booted. Shout out the yg Bart Scott, your
- 13:07moob do now now the Gambler is elite. I ain't know if they're I
- 13:13don't think the mob if I know, it probably exists, but in a
- 13:16very very very diluted for him, because what can they do. All they
- 13:22got to do now, all they could possibly do now is sell drugs,
- 13:26and that's like doing that. They always have some more rules, but you
- 13:31know they don't. Some of them deal, but some of them like they
- 13:35that's like beneath them. Maybe it's more like it's probably probably beneath them in
- 13:39like two thousand and two. But you know what, I think they still
- 13:41do union maybe probably that maybe, Yeah, that's about it in all podcasters
- 13:48now they don't. He said, Yo really appeals is not really real.
- 13:54What we would have did was just just in case they listened to this and
- 14:01Philly that's I don't be out there. I don't gotta worry about the niggas.
- 14:05Man somebody rolling on me talking about unless unless the mom comes to Delaware.
- 14:11Yeah, you don't have to worry about me, Bubba, we don't
- 14:15got to worry about me, Tony, the Philadelphia, my part of Delawa.
- 14:20I'd be around South Jersey and I don't be around Italians and Philly they
- 14:22be, and Southhly on't be there. I only only be in Chinatown and
- 14:26fish Town. I know Skinny Joey. I don't think he's part of it
- 14:31hanging out. Yeah, I'll be around more Asian people than I'm more worried
- 14:35about talking about try ads than the motherfucker them niggas. We cool, Hey,
- 14:41y'all cool? The tries in the yakuza. Yeah, we straight brother,
- 14:46I'm telling you, bro, the first time I started going out there,
- 14:48see how the Asian niggas with ski mask and face tax I said,
- 14:52what the where am I? What is going on? Is g t ain't
- 14:56trying to tell I'm aired and bringing up I'm scared? Like does he have
- 15:03one off white? Nigga? I just heard a dragon roar? What the
- 15:07the place? The place used to d J? What? What did that
- 15:11incident? Oh? What happened Johnny Walker? Oh? Oh Tokyo drift you're
- 15:20talking about? Remember when he was in there fighting? Oh yeahigga, hen
- 15:26every time you're walking at your doing, doing doing, throwing thing, throwing
- 15:33at mommy, not at THO. Crazy. And he's so small too,
- 15:39Yeah that's a small They real swift in the small area. He blinked in
- 15:43your shot them. Oh them as a people, Yeah, they're not big
- 15:48people. Yeah, but they they got a lot. They got the heart
- 15:50of a dragon. They got and ship, bro pretty whatever they sleep,
- 15:56they got the fun with them, But I don't funk with them. They
- 15:58got the the body matt with all the pressure points on the wall when they
- 16:02sleep. Have your ship linked up? You talked them crazy, Nigga,
- 16:07I said two motherfucker. Your foot is in your ear when you're listening to
- 16:18your toes. Nigga, you fuck that great, Like you want to know
- 16:25your own feet smelled now, you know, bitch Nigga. Mm hmmmm.
- 16:33Well that was a very long because we had to get into it that that
- 16:40opening was very long. Well, it's watch the Sopranos and you will be
- 16:45able to participate watch one of the most acclaimed shows of all time. Keenan.
- 16:49There's too many things to watch, Keenan. You have the most time
- 16:53out of all of us. Don't you're an off season. I'm not in
- 16:56the off season. Oh just started back up, never really ended. Nigga
- 17:03is high school basketball, it's definitely an off season. Yeah. If the
- 17:07pros ha an all season, the fourteen year olds have an all season.
- 17:11Yeah, but we be doing other stuff though. Plus, I'm not here
- 17:18slapped myself out for a paycheck, So huh slap myself out for a paycheck
- 17:26whenmen you slight yourself off her paycheck, working really hard at hand in the
- 17:30streets to pay these bills, That's what I'm saying. And so you are
- 17:33yeah, okay, all right, yeah you got it, and plus got
- 17:38laid asked me to watch a new show every week, and you watch none
- 17:42of them. What do you mean? I told you I started watching Narroto
- 17:47Nobody asked you to watch Roto Nobody that nobody actually to watch it. Also,
- 17:51not a single person in this room is actually watching Ourtow, not one.
- 17:56Thank you. You don't have to speak, it's all right, So
- 18:00that's more important. No, no, no, yeah, Keenan. How
- 18:07was your week? Bro? Please don't get feisty with me. Please tell
- 18:11me how your week was. Ship. I went in time to time,
- 18:14break your fingers. I was just sitting here out of my business waiting for
- 18:17you. How to finish. You're breaking my balls? To break your balls?
- 18:21I get you with the gobble Google. But you know it was it
- 18:26was Memorial Day today, Memorial Day right now day yesterday. So yeah,
- 18:32I spent like the weekend in ac. One of the coaches have a house
- 18:37down to a c and I was like, oh, anytime you want to
- 18:41use it, just let me know. The only thing you gotta do is
- 18:42just leave a case of beer in refrigerator. Wow. Good deal. Yeah,
- 18:47that's a damn good deal. So I was like, I was like,
- 18:52get that, nigga. Three what you want. I was like,
- 18:55say, let's spend spend that went down to a C and it was nice.
- 18:57It was it was fuggy ship down there, but it was perfect because
- 19:02like it was like blocking his sun a little bit, but you still felt
- 19:04the rays, but then the midst from the fog was cooling you down at
- 19:07the same time. It's perfect. And then, uh, last night,
- 19:12this one, I'm like going outside. Last night we went to go see
- 19:15fat Jail at the pool because they they wanted to do something. Laes wanted
- 19:19to do something. So you're in a CS or not, bro, you're
- 19:23options to see fat Jill shirtless. Who's saying thing about being shirtless? I
- 19:29mean said the pool, but the pool and the niggas that were t shirts
- 19:32the pools not open ashamed of himself, the actual pool, the actually niggas
- 19:37everywhere real quick, ashamed of fat niggas everywhere real fast. You know see,
- 19:41don't be it. We can see you. Listen, brother, Come
- 19:44on brother, I'll speaking to you brother, big back, the big back.
- 19:49Don't be ashamed of this nigga. We they see you fat, you
- 19:53see you fat. We all know we fat. Just we're taking shirt off
- 19:56at the fucking pool at the beach, going into the with the tank top
- 20:02of a wet T shirt. Com you look like white girls at spring break
- 20:08showing off the milkers. Nigga trying to tease niggas, just take your shirt
- 20:14off and enjoy the water. You can see through it anyway. I literally
- 20:18see straight through that shirt. You can see through it. It's actually the
- 20:21nigga. It looks it's because it's mystery. Take your shirt off, bro,
- 20:27It's okay, it's all right. Bro. Fat man, I'm saying.
- 20:30I don't think anybody's ever seen the fat nigga, and a beater in
- 20:33the pool was like, oh, he's not fat, he's wearing shirt.
- 20:36Oh wow, I can't see you see the fat. I wouldn't have known
- 20:38he was fat. We didn't know that, that micro thin layer of fat
- 20:41bric. It's it's like the Batman when the Joker was the nurse. Yeah
- 20:48exactly. He took off the hat. In the words of nigga, did
- 20:56you know that we could see you? It's okay, it's okay. I'm
- 21:00telling you, hey, listen, this is I'm telling you. Listen.
- 21:03I'm your brother. I used to subscribe to that. I used to wear
- 21:07to by beaters. I used to wear the fucking nut ass swim shirts,
- 21:11got like the fucking surfer shirts. But then I just one day, what
- 21:17the fuck am I doing this for? Still just take it off for everybody
- 21:21else who's who sees it in fat I'm not hoting anything. What am I
- 21:26doing taking like the shirt off? It's the beach in Jordia, raised in
- 21:32Jordia' sun come on, but go ahead? So yeah, Fat Joe wasn't
- 21:38sure a club though, Mike, it's a club. It's a pool.
- 21:42Pools not open at there's a pool, so they're just performing at the closed
- 21:47pool. No, well, I'm gonna go outside. But it sounds dumb.
- 21:55It sounds the attraction is the pool, but you can't get in the
- 21:56pool. Well, it's a full club around the pool. Yes, hey,
- 22:00guys, come to six Flag. There's no roller coasters, no imagine
- 22:03no imagine a big water found in the middle of the club. That's pretty
- 22:06much what it is at is stupidly ship. I'm sorry, No, you
- 22:07gotta go because during the daytime, it's like during the day the pools of
- 22:12them, but obviously for safety reasons they close at night. I feel like
- 22:17shouldn't have anything there at night then, but you have like a big body
- 22:22of water that that's also dangerous. Yeah, but the thing is you got
- 22:26one person that may fall in versus a whole bunch of people get in the
- 22:30pool. I have photos of me in the pool at night. Yeah.
- 22:33Well they don't do it anymore. Oh yeah, I have photos of me
- 22:36in the pool. I actually met Jeremy Macklin there in the Yeah, a
- 22:40photo. I recognize those nipples again, we were closed because it's a club.
- 22:49Nipples anywhere, man? How you doing brother? Yeah? To see
- 22:53through shuttle? Is that multiple thousand yard receiving. Did you ever see when
- 22:59Elsie was that's spot that's not Harris, Yeah, yeah, that's it.
- 23:04That's what it looked like. So it's a dome, you got cabanas everything.
- 23:10It seems like a nice like situation. I would sure done the daytime
- 23:12stuff like that because it reminds me of like, uh, Vegas that was
- 23:18It's like stuff like that in Vegas. And how you get Michael to come
- 23:22outside ship like that where if I can just lounge around, see, but
- 23:27this's that is how you get Michael outside. There's no individual pools like how
- 23:32we had an individual. Then I won't be there, Yeah, because I'm
- 23:33not about to just getting a bigger human soup human. Yeah, that was
- 23:37that was literally, that's I know it's I know that that place was like
- 23:41a section. I know that water is vile, the chlorine just high.
- 23:48I still I don't think it's vile because there's got to be toxic levels of
- 23:52people swimming. Yeah, if anything is that. But people don't swimming at
- 23:56the way you think they would. But there which a whole thing is whack.
- 24:00It's some ship though, Like people don't be in there sucking in the
- 24:03pool. It's not that type of vibe. I'm sure. I'm sure there's
- 24:06been a couple of cheeks clapped in there once or twice in the past week.
- 24:11I don't know, got a handy in the pool before. So exactly
- 24:14what But it's so open, bro like everybody's looking. He was out there
- 24:19spread. You never ever see a national geographic to see cucumbers. That's that
- 24:27is sick sea cumbers. I don't think this flowing just the ropes just flow
- 24:41up. Oh gosh, fucking sea birds just come down to eat exactly.
- 24:45That's crazy mine my mind. Now the birds be swimming in it either way.
- 24:53But yeah, so motherfucking ship didn't close until three. He can came
- 25:00out at one thirty? Uh? Did? He probably did about an hour
- 25:04or so we left. He got a lot of songs. Oh, he
- 25:07has a lot of songs. And as she started going, I'm like,
- 25:10damn, I remember all the ships. But did he play take me Home?
- 25:14I was Did he play take you Home? He probably didn't. That's
- 25:17a side I love that song, she take lay me up? You know
- 25:25his verse? One know his verse from play No Games? Its crazy that
- 25:30I also want to say something that's that verse on take Me Home? Fat
- 25:34Joe, you didn't that wasn't good. When he said what you think the
- 25:40ts stand for? And she said perfect sex? Why the fuck would she
- 25:44think that? What if you look at the look at the verse? I
- 25:48don't know, you never seen me, never heard something before broke some of
- 25:52the vs. What you think t S stand for? She said, perfect
- 25:56sex? T S stands for perfect sex? What she could look it up
- 26:03looking at the least said terrific sex. Is that what she said? That's
- 26:08I promise you. I played it back so many times in my life.
- 26:12It's the first verse. Mm hmm, yeah, No, I don't know.
- 26:18She said terrific sext. She did not say it. I wish we
- 26:22could play it because it's not she i' might say she has to say terrific.
- 26:27She said, that's what sounds perfect. Okay, maybe I'm wrong.
- 26:32I'm sorry. That would be my bad, my bad, Joseph, like
- 26:34lul Wayne Fi's for phenomenal. I mean, but that was fly though,
- 26:38she was hard. That was hard. Phenomenal, don't but yeah, definitely
- 26:44say step is spelled wrong, but you know, phenomenal. But yeah,
- 26:48I've never seen so many bad headed, full beer Puerto Ricans on the stage
- 26:53at one time. A lot of barbers out there. It looked like a
- 26:56bunch of miniature clos boozers Carlos Boozerfest. But I'm over here, like yo,
- 27:03that's the name of the episode, booz boozer Fest four, right,
- 27:10like Fat Joe, where you at, bro Like it's one thirty, I
- 27:12need to go to bed. I need to go to bed. But and
- 27:15there are a whole bunch of Puerto Ricans. It is this little small Puerto
- 27:21Rican woman stand next to me Faedio on stage, he's doing the show,
- 27:26and she just kept screaming, I'm right here, nigga. I'm right here,
- 27:33and I'm like, huh, and she's talking to fast, She's talking,
- 27:40I'm right here, nigger, because like were right there in the front.
- 27:44For some reason, I don't know why we got there so early.
- 27:48I'm like, we're gonna get to see first. We got there maybe at
- 27:52like eleven, and he els did for hours, just flowing two and a
- 27:56half hours, just two and a half hours, just floating off. Bro,
- 28:00they're not It's funnier to think of them in the water. M J.
- 28:04Let the comedy flow. But also before he got there, it was
- 28:10it was the guy was all over the place, and guy was all over
- 28:11the place coming out. They're not a wayfool my guy. I really hope
- 28:22he does lean back. And I know I've said this many of times,
- 28:27but I'm happy. I was never the guy that was like, hey,
- 28:30fellas be going out tonight. We're going to a c put your best fit
- 28:33on. We're going to get some bitches. Because watching watching people get denied,
- 28:40it's hilarious, Bro, It's that is one comedy every time and I
- 28:45see I'm like, oh, this is should be people watching it. You
- 28:51can see you can see that group of guys that are in there for one
- 28:53thing, for one thing only. Yeah, they're in there with the fucking
- 28:56collars out and then the funny but remember this all these old so it's nothing
- 29:03but fucking white's and hardy. Everybody in there. Guy got got shades on.
- 29:10I'm like, my motherfuckers, take the ship, take take the chance
- 29:14off inside his dark time man and whatever they're going up to the bro.
- 29:21It was this one black guy. He's either black or like real dark skinned
- 29:26Dominican, but he he was trying to talk to this one chick and the
- 29:29face she gave him scared the funk out of him because he grabbed hers like
- 29:33hey, come here, and she was like, bro, I was I
- 29:38had to hold then a squeal. So I don't know, it's just funny.
- 29:45It's even funnier when you know the girls, Oh yeah, oh yeah,
- 29:52this nigga doesn't he has no chance. Bro. We had we have
- 29:55one that was like that. It was like she's a mom now, she's
- 29:59bad forever. She was like known for like being a virgin for like the
- 30:03longest and she's probably one of the best women in Burlington. No lie,
- 30:11I think y'all know her sister probably probably. Yeah, yeah, absolutely,
- 30:18I don't. I can't. Oh yeah, I think I think I told
- 30:21you that. The sisters they're all bad texta group chat whenever. Dudes used
- 30:27to like hit on them, and you just know they're going it's just the
- 30:32fun. There's no chance. Bro. Like she she doesn't mess with anybody,
- 30:36have no shot, none of them, and everybody knows, like,
- 30:40yo, she's not like you can get a number. But yeah, he
- 30:44ain't gonna hit but not hit. I hope you don't. I hope you
- 30:48don't. He ain't gonna get none, get it. I hope you don't
- 30:52get it. And these niggas they have no game now yeah, I mean
- 30:57because everything is done on it in that now. Yeah, I'm trying to
- 31:02think. I don't even think I've ever done that though, Like I've never
- 31:04I'm gonna go out. I'm gonna go talk to this girl I've never done.
- 31:07Now if if just so happens we start talking, sure, but I've
- 31:12never gone out going. I'm gonna get a Chicks number today, I'm going
- 31:18home with somebody to night. I don't I just back. I don't work
- 31:21well in that type of setting because because first off, you got in the
- 31:23air, screaming, hey, what are you doing later? I don't want
- 31:26to talk. No like come here often, no, bitch, No,
- 31:32I don't come here often. I never would worked in that in that setting
- 31:34anyway, And if and if I had to work in that seting, it
- 31:37would be more of a kickback set. Yeah, kickbacks that you know,
- 31:42like it's just yeah, that makes you a question if I even have me.
- 31:47I don't even think, because I never I don't know. I don't
- 31:48know if if I couldn't tell you it's a really nice guy. I think
- 31:53so too, I think, and they say nice guys finished last, what
- 31:59different did? I did a long time until about college, so I was
- 32:05coming up in the rear view that ship is very joke. Nobody was fucking,
- 32:10Nobody was swinging in with best. I was getting the foul balls at
- 32:15that. It wasn't until about sophomore year of college that the swings were starting
- 32:23to win. And even then, really I started rounding out around the second
- 32:30junior year. The second junior year I started hitting. My final form was
- 32:34later that I was in a relationship the whole time. Ship. No,
- 32:37you're different because you had you were as faithful as you were. You had
- 32:44plenty of options. You knew that if it came up, came nigga.
- 32:51You knew that if you broke up that day right on Tuesday, you could
- 32:54smack something down by Thursday. But I never did not say that. You're
- 33:00guy, it's not what we're saying is it wasn't because you were without it,
- 33:05because you made a choice. Us here, us here, we were.
- 33:08We were without. We were starving. You were on a diet,
- 33:13a restrict self imposed diet. We were starved. We were starved. Okay.
- 33:22We were trying to find pennies to put in the vending machines, to
- 33:24get chicks, reaching in the couches, checking underneath car seats, you were
- 33:30calorie counting, you were being responsible. My fitness path. He was like,
- 33:36I don't need the rice crispies. I'll take the sun chips today.
- 33:38He was like, I could get this coochie right here. No, it's
- 33:44not I'm going to stay with the diet. It's a full moon here,
- 33:50sugar. The thing is with the group, though, you got to have
- 33:53the dudes like quarterback who's like very charming that can break that. You need
- 33:58an alpha, Yeah, you do need an alpha. You need like and
- 34:01a lot of dudes don't like to admit that when you go out, you
- 34:05need a dude that is quarterbacking the situation. Yes, when you have a
- 34:08bunch of dudes, a bunch of it's I don't know what's worth a bunch
- 34:16of betass nigga, a bunch of alpha niggas because one is getting one is
- 34:21scared of the holes, and one is scaringle So you you have to have
- 34:25a delicate balance. And I don't know which situation is worse. What's the
- 34:31middle type dude called normal? Normal? Reggie? Reggie? The dream team,
- 34:38got a dream team. It's like a basketball full of a basketball team
- 34:43with like five kyriees. That's not fun to watch. Everybody's just like everybody
- 34:51wanted no. I'm like, no, don't do This is five Jalen brunches
- 34:54niggas who boy hoo boy getting up a bunch of shots and it's one guy
- 35:01doing work and everybody else is just like it's the Sixers for the last ten
- 35:06years. Everybody's standing around and watch Joe el embiid. It's only one ball,
- 35:09so they believe that it's only one ball, so we just gotta let
- 35:13them come. No, that's how you lose. That's how you get booted
- 35:17out the second round. That's how you get That's how you get their numbers.
- 35:21As soon as you get to the crib, you're riding them out.
- 35:23Nobody gets nothing. You get the fucking rejection hotline. Yeah, oh,
- 35:29that's how you get there. They said they ain't coming. He said they
- 35:30didn't come. I think we're gonna add home. I think, yeah,
- 35:32we're kind of tired. My homegirl wanted to go to somewhere else. We
- 35:36was about to go to this other spot. You know, it's crazy the
- 35:39difference from like college, like being in college and then being like in dope
- 35:45after college, Like the party scene at college and the club is a totally
- 35:49different game because it's easier in college because it can be like yo, we
- 35:52can play against you in beer pong and clip cup like some drinking game getting
- 35:55involved. But now you got to be an adult. You got to have
- 36:00emulating conversation and you can't just buy it. Can't just there's a way you
- 36:06have to buy a drink, you drink. There's a way to do it.
- 36:08You gotta buy, you gotta be you gotta do it, like literally,
- 36:13like yeah, just send it nonchalantly. You don't ask them, you
- 36:16kind of because you're gonna she's gonna take you kind of like you. Only
- 36:21it's the only it's probably then it's probably the only non consensual thing you can
- 36:24do with a woman is non consiensually buy her drink. That's not the only
- 36:29thing you do with chick without asking is buying her drink. Yeah, get
- 36:34her friend seventy five from away away, man, what is she drinking?
- 36:42All right? Send another one on me. You gotta say. The gentleman
- 36:44over there wants you to get it. But the thing is you raise if
- 36:49you a beta, you raise your glasses until you're you're you have to.
- 36:52You gotta do a little madam or or they be like at the end of
- 37:00the bar and you're just over there like, oh god, just like Noll
- 37:09be confident. So you gotta have an alpha, like you gotta have a
- 37:15dude that's like he's a prime entertainer. Did you have one in college?
- 37:19You had the one that was that was cool to man because I knew who
- 37:21mine was in college that was just who was all lamar for sure? Yeah,
- 37:24yeah, for sure, I guess that it was easy like yo,
- 37:29I'm like yo, Lamark organized the situations call the Hose bro that we didn't
- 37:34really have shout out to shout out to l Dog that nigga was a wild
- 37:38nigga. We didn't really that nigga was Patrick Mahomes with the hose. Okay,
- 37:45now my first kind of nerves bro. We didn't do ship. Yeah,
- 37:49I would have trying to think who y'alls would be. I would say,
- 37:52if I had to choose, it might have been at him, might
- 37:54have been at him. Maybe it might have been at him because I'm trying
- 37:57to think because it wasn't It wasn't Kyrie because Kyrie was too quet right.
- 38:00It wasn't Peter because Peter Peter, Peter's Peter Peter, Peter, Peter Peter.
- 38:07Listen. I love you, Peter, but back then he was poom
- 38:09poom propelling. He know I love him, but I knew that from the
- 38:16second. Was the second I'll never get When I met that nigga, Elsie
- 38:22prepped me. He was like yo, he a little different, and I
- 38:25was like wow. And the bad thing is he's a twin triplet. Oh,
- 38:30he is a triple definitely, and the other two aren't like that.
- 38:36No matcha mat but then you got Peter. He is the odd ball.
- 38:42Shout out to Peter Man. Yea. So no, Peter was not our
- 38:45alphae. I mean our boy, our boy Jalen kind of because he was
- 38:50the one who he had a car, so Jaylen had a car. Shout
- 38:52out to jail. You see how we talked about how you have one end
- 38:59listen every day, it was that other end. Yeah, I love you,
- 39:01Jalen, but you was on that other end. On the other end.
- 39:05You was on that like we're doing to night, Like hey, hey,
- 39:07he's trying to sing to the bitches sah yah. Yeah, So we
- 39:12didn't really. Yeah, I was kind of in the middle. I was,
- 39:15and I wasn't DJing nearly as much. So if I was, man,
- 39:19if I was doing what I'm doing now in college, it would have
- 39:21been a way different experience. But I wasn't doing ship. So yeah,
- 39:24we weren't. We weren't that group, y'all. Y'all had it way,
- 39:28y'all had a different experience because the niggas you were, well, we're a
- 39:30little bit different. Listen. I had, I had I had two I
- 39:34had shooters. I had two certified shooters, lebar and then a great great
- 39:37number two also a number one on a lot of nice Dean we had.
- 39:42We had two certified snipers and then low key, no disrespect. He's a
- 39:45happily married, like married man. Now. But you know I'm not You
- 39:51know who you are, I said, I know he was d He was
- 39:55another shooter. Yeah, and then yeah, we had a lot of shooters.
- 39:59Man. Yeah, all I had to do just pick the rebounds up.
- 40:04That's all my job. That is My job was to be funny and
- 40:07pick up the rebound, rebound and inbound you. That's it. That's all
- 40:13I had to do was rebound outlet pass. That's all I did. My
- 40:20man became Kevin Love and got a championship out box out outlet pass. That
- 40:25was it. Bro I was David West. David, that was David West.
- 40:30Maybe y'all sitting screaking, take a hell of charges. Four FOULSD hell,
- 40:47yeah, I was racking. I throwed up the found every night,
- 40:51thouls four points, thirteen rebounds, nineteen rebounds. I was a certified bounder.
- 40:59Nigga, he's real gritty man. He's a glue guy. Nobody else
- 41:05see what he does might not always show up on the stat sheet, but
- 41:08you need a guy like that. Was an interior lineman Nigga, I was,
- 41:15I was, I was Special Teams Nigga from Crackback Niggas. He's a
- 41:21kamikaze on the field, just throwing my body on the line every night just
- 41:25for the glory of the team. Oh my god, he's getting ct in
- 41:42the YouTube comments all the brothers. Yeah, and no, honestly the women
- 41:45too, because I don't know how the women dynamic works because y'all kind of
- 41:47just have to be there. But I know women have going on. She
- 41:51was like all her listen were all here, we're gonna get some niggas tonight,
- 41:53and ladies, who listener listeners, do y'all do that? And what
- 42:01is the dynamic? And who what's y'all alpha in that situation? I can
- 42:06tell you how. No. I definitely told a story about the night I
- 42:08went out with a bunch of women and we literally got in everything, paid
- 42:13for nothing. Of course, I was like, told a story about the
- 42:15story that sounds very story. No, I don't think so, so we
- 42:20this ain't the bachelorette thing. No, no, no, no no.
- 42:23So wound up going out with uh my friend Abby and her It was her
- 42:29cousin's friend's birthday. Okay, so I don't know how I got invited.
- 42:34I got invited. That's a lot of that's a lot of a lot of
- 42:37jumps, a lot of cousins, friends, birth her cousin's friend's birthday.
- 42:42So we go to this one spot and what is this? Yes, up
- 42:45enough Jersey, up enough Jersey Spanish, all of them, every single one
- 42:49of them. So we go to this club. It was like, I'm
- 42:52like, how much does it cost to get in? Don't worry about it.
- 42:58I'm like, okay, so we're about to steal the club. We
- 43:02pull up, we get out, go to the front, walk straight in.
- 43:07I'm like, okay, cool bad. So so people like, I
- 43:15don't know where did you go security? So we inside the club. You
- 43:25know what I'm saying, it's a real real tight club, real tight club.
- 43:28So like one of the girls was like, yo, we should probably
- 43:30get a section the head. The head girl was like, don't worry by
- 43:36I got it. She leaves. She leaves about twenty minutes later, she
- 43:40comes back. Y'all had this way? Was she wipe in her mouth?
- 43:45No? How did she get the section? So I'm gonna tell you how
- 43:50she got the section. So we're like, guys, this way. So
- 43:53we go to the section. Boom, anybody smoke coocker, Hey, anybody
- 43:59want hookah bottles? Anybody hookah bottles? And I'm like, I'm living over
- 44:04here, like sure, okay, sure. So then these two two niggas
- 44:10come up with a fucking uh the hostesses. It's like, yeah, we're
- 44:16gonna get to two things. The hookah, you're gonna get some surata gotta
- 44:21And I'm just sitting he hi, I'm like, who yo, who is
- 44:24this woman? Who is this woman? Who is these niggas result of So
- 44:30I'm sitting there, I'm watching the dynamic of this woman, these two guys
- 44:37and I'm just sitting here like, oh, they think they fucking the night.
- 44:43I'm they think they get in some and it's two guys that are just
- 44:45in the section. No, that they're paying for it. Those two guys
- 44:51they weren't in there. They weren't they were protecting there. That they weren't
- 44:53protecting ship. Wow. Because if I by section, which is why I
- 44:59wasn't, I'm and drink is a drink, but a section I'm in there.
- 45:04I'm bro I'm like I'm wish for sweet nothings all night. You know
- 45:13what this right? So I'm over here sitting in this section, paid by
- 45:17them, two niggas drinking a drinking the liquor smoking a who I'm like,
- 45:22pass your chief and your chief come on this one of them tips. But
- 45:29and then in the night got up, walked away, and she's like,
- 45:31all y'all see y'all. I'm like, you're going It's like I ain't nobody
- 45:36talking to them. I'm like, yo, paid for absolutely nothing, not
- 45:42a dime of anything. Jesus. I'm like, this isn't fair. You
- 45:46remember where you went? This was so long ago. I have no clue.
- 45:52I just I just know it was a They went to the hairy arm
- 45:55clumb sure, sure, but it was real tight in there. It was
- 46:04real tight. But bro, I'm like, this isn't fair. This isn't
- 46:07fair. Like women got it easy. Bro, I understand, Like why
- 46:10they say women getting free, because you know that obviously niggas gonna pay for
- 46:14ship. Yeah, but that ain't right. Yeah, there's women there.
- 46:17Niggas are gonna start tricking ye. Trust me. I went, bro,
- 46:23I went out. This just happened, Yeah, yesterday. It was a
- 46:29Memorial Day weekend, so first of all weekend, bro, Oh my god.
- 46:34So yesterday I went to the spot called Stratus. You've been a Stratus
- 46:38fail oh in Philly. I've been there, super dope. That was my
- 46:43first time going. I took care of there for a birthday last year.
- 46:47Yeah, I remember that. Nigga ain't even been to the spectrump on it
- 46:52but not in so So we're at we're at the club and my man's he
- 47:06got a section, so we walk in there and our sections like in the
- 47:10back, so it's kind of like in the cut, and it's just women
- 47:15just start walking up. Like at one point, this group of girls they
- 47:20just walk up and they're just like standing there like what do y'all, What
- 47:24do y'all want? Like who knows? Who knows? Y'all? Like no
- 47:28standing next to them, and then they just sit down. They're like,
- 47:30you're gonna let us sit here, and then they start the girl This is
- 47:35just when the bottle they must have followed the bottle girls Bottle girls to the
- 47:37section, because as soon as they come out, they started taking out their
- 47:40coupts just like it happened. That happens a lot, bro, Bro Vegas
- 47:50for Ann's basketball party. And you know that's some women that want to come
- 47:52over into the section. And it was like, hey, don kid to
- 47:54make them a drink. And I'm like at the pool, Yeah, at
- 47:59the pool, and I was like, yeah, I got you. They
- 48:02got nothing but fucking juice. You didn't put in on this. You're talking
- 48:07about the black Jones and the white jeans, the British ones because the British,
- 48:14no, they they don't know they had they had not them. Yeah,
- 48:17that was a flight attendant nothing. It was from Manchester. It was
- 48:22the other ones. I'm over here like, oh, yeah, I got
- 48:23you. I got y'all. Make you something here you go, sweetheart,
- 48:27nothing but juice. Make your ain't pay for this. Ain't nobody getting no
- 48:29coochie So well. At the time, okay, at the time, I
- 48:35didn't know that people would meet succession success so well. People were successful,
- 48:43People were successful. That was a good time, the good time. We're
- 48:46gonna be doing it again next year. We won't do it exactly that way
- 48:50because my bed will be safe. I swear to God if anybody has sex
- 48:55on my bed again. No, first of all, we're going back with
- 48:59way more money. The place is gonna be a lot bigger money. It
- 49:07won't be an Airbnb, but I'm definitely shopping niggas in the throat way.
- 49:09Oh no, I really, I already found it, y'all. Alright,
- 49:13man, I'm down. Are we are you talking about for? Because you
- 49:19know, I don't mean to get with you about that, because you're an
- 49:20expert with that. We already mentioned that, So I asked you that about
- 49:23He's okay with that? Are we proposed to him? Are we just gonna
- 49:28surprise with it? Oh? No, he told me he asked me to
- 49:30Planet smart man. Yeah, but he's okay with the part two over.
- 49:35Yeah, yes, let's go so much fun. Just letch a no Bible
- 49:42study is no longer there? I know I heard. I heard. Yeah,
- 49:45it's not there anymore. Is there another black one that took its place?
- 49:47I have to find it. We need to find a black because I'm
- 49:50not I mean, I would rather not be at fucking Floyd Mayweather's with whatever
- 49:57his capital peas all night, just a no bottoms on the bank man,
- 50:01just looking at h I mean, wuggas is nice, but you know what
- 50:05I mean, you can't shake woggers like yeah, you can't shake. What's
- 50:07like you shake that monkey on the back. I'm not trying to see a
- 50:12bunch of planks, yo. Like it was. It was even bad to
- 50:15where the girl that was collecting the cash was bad to the point where motherfucker
- 50:21started tipping. Well, I told you, like nigga. As soon as
- 50:23the roundup was over, the one big grabbed me immediately took me to the
- 50:30bag. I was like, god, damn it. Grab three pray prayed
- 50:34on the week. There goes fifty dollars right there, prayed on the week.
- 50:37They knew exactly who to go. She could smell the trick on me.
- 50:42She sniffed it. I'm telling you, I'm over in the front paying
- 50:45for the section. All of a sudden, the MC said go and I
- 50:49felt the room shake. I felt it's just nothing boom. I'm like,
- 50:53oh my god, come out here with a bag. I'm like, I
- 50:58like here we going there like jazz me and my big mouth. I'm fully
- 51:10definitely gotta do that. But yeah, we're definitely gonna go back to the
- 51:15gair being. We're going. She knows my name, I'm in there,
- 51:21my boy. Yeah, yeah, we got air being. What a club
- 51:29I'm special. She likes me, she doesn't treat anyone else, nobody else,
- 51:35and B that I didn't give you the address for Okay, see you
- 51:37later, get drunk at the club. I guess I'll go up again some
- 51:44more. Run across the street, running across down, running laying highway,
- 51:52was running across the street in Vegas traffic in the middle of night in the
- 52:00Morning's two o'clock in the morning. But all times are big times in Vegas.
- 52:04Big I'm I'm going to a dusty ass outskirt Vegas casino that's literally ten
- 52:13dollars surcharge bro to get two hundred dollars at a time. Cory's car was
- 52:16locked up. He was like, I can't get anything out. Just take
- 52:19it out for me on cash, all right, bet, I don't hear
- 52:21it here. We need two trips. We made two trips across the street.
- 52:30Yeah, I can't wait to go back. Going back with more money
- 52:31is gonna be crazy, going back with oh my go astual money, what
- 52:36actual brand is? Oh my god, If if I can get enough people
- 52:39in the place I found, it's gonna go stupid, Bro, And it's
- 52:46gonna go stupid Keenan. I'm about to confirm this now, so I don't
- 52:51get no relationship. Please. It's next year, my boy, you're supposed
- 52:55to be in a relationship. My thanks again, that's not having anymore.
- 53:00We're getting one and I'll break up with well what what what? He said
- 53:04he was gonna break up with before Valentine's around next year on my flight.
- 53:07Around next year, we're gonna start having problems around this time. Next year
- 53:12is gonna get rocky. Baby. I just don't see where this is going.
- 53:17I just he's gonna break up like like like in the fucking uh like
- 53:22what's his love is blind? You're just gonna be looking at his phone the
- 53:24whole time. I think we should just ended. Yeah, this is this
- 53:28isin't gonna work, all right, all right, so we're gonna you booked
- 53:30the flight. We're gonna call it breaking up, all right, bet,
- 53:34all right? The next thing you know, she checked your story. It's
- 53:42seven pm Friday, greet I ain't got shaken. His drags gonna be longer,
- 53:53but exactly, he ain't cutting ships and pigs out there doing the swept
- 53:59me out water. I was a bad bitch. Oh, it's gonna be
- 54:07disgusting. I can't wait I can't wait. It's gonna be so much,
- 54:12so much fun, some good stuff. I'm ready. So how was y'all
- 54:15week? Yeah, so it's like I said, I went, I was
- 54:21out all weekend. I was d jaying, And like I said, I
- 54:23went to the Stratus thing last night. So I was cool because I was
- 54:25my first on there. There was like a bunch of Eagles players there,
- 54:29like it was kind of like not an industry thing, but there was a
- 54:30lot of industry people there that was Were you networking us? I mean I
- 54:35was in the right places. I couldn't network us as loud as hell in
- 54:37there. I can't really talk to nobody. Now you gotta talk to them.
- 54:40No way be trying to these business clubs. Do you like podcasts?
- 54:45I got this podcast? Yeah, was not that serious. You know what
- 54:51I'm saying. I mean, at this point, we probably could exactly check
- 54:58their numbers. Now what you do is just slading one of these cars right
- 55:00here, like, hey, we do still have these, We definitely do
- 55:06stickers. Yeah, I need still I need to slap them on the nigga
- 55:08back advertisement. So I did that, and then after that we went to
- 55:21this one spot after our spot called the Winston. So I was there until
- 55:23like four o'clock in the morning, where it was a long night I've seen.
- 55:30I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you the story. I'm not gonna put any
- 55:31names in it, right, so is the people we know? Uh no,
- 55:37okay, So I'm just keeping names out of it. So I'm met.
- 55:40I'm at the Winston and my man's is in the DJ booth. Nobody's
- 55:45DJing or he's not DJing. Somebody else is doing right, and there's other
- 55:50man's He's like, Yo, give me your card so I can get drinks.
- 55:54He's like, what, give me car so I can get the drinks.
- 55:58So he's like, all right, whatever, everybody's already been drinking.
- 56:00He's like, Yo, what you want don leo. He was like,
- 56:05yeah, that's that's fine. So that happens when when you know party and
- 56:09everything everything chill, uh and then like we know, people bring out bottles
- 56:15and stuff. Bottles are coming out, bottles coming out. He's pouring people
- 56:16pouring shots and ship So the end of the night comes man who got the
- 56:22card was like, Yo, we gotta pay for this bottle. He's like
- 56:27bottle or to drink. He was like, yeah, when I asked you
- 56:31to don Julio, I got a bottle of it. Excuse me, he
- 56:35said, Nigga, what the fuck are you talking about. We haven't bought
- 56:38bottles all night because we've been in the DJ moove just chilling. Why wouldn't
- 56:42you give me a shot? He was like, Yo, when I asked
- 56:44you, you just say yeah, And he was like, well, we
- 56:46gotta, we gotta. He keeps saying we we gotta pay for this bottle.
- 56:51Now He's like, Nigga, I didn't ask you to do that.
- 56:54I'm not paying for nothing. So it was a whole big old thing.
- 56:59But even I walked when when because it is like the lights came on at
- 57:02this point when it was getting like that, I was like, I'm walking
- 57:06away because these niggas ain't about to ask me for ship. So to see
- 57:09somebody buy to to see somebody buy a bottle on somebody else's card in real
- 57:15time, it's crazy, insane, diabolical. I don't even know why you
- 57:17would even do that. That sh it was crazy. Niggas. Don't be
- 57:22having those scruples. Yeah no, no scooples, none ero no, like
- 57:25no, because he thought that was okay. Zero all the audacity. I'm
- 57:32okay to buy a bottle with this other like he in the club, like
- 57:37not a bottle from the liquor store. Like and obviously if you go out,
- 57:39you know it's a couple hundred dollars for what a bottle? Oh yeah,
- 57:45yeah, that's a couple of hundred dollars. And we didn't have no
- 57:50section weirdess in the booth, So niggas sitting down nothing. The bottle came
- 57:52out, he took the nigga took the bottle, started pulling out the shots.
- 57:55I'm like, oh, I'm like, oh he had he had a
- 57:57bottle thing about it. He did it. He didn't on the niggas,
- 58:05niggas liver or whatever. I'm like, yeah, it couldn't be me.
- 58:08Niggas be doing some diabolical ship when you go out, Bros. It's funny,
- 58:13Like I just like the people watch at this point. That's why I
- 58:15try to stay in the house. Yeah, there's a lot of man m
- 58:17J. I wish you were there. It was it was. It was
- 58:21some thick joes up in there. Yeah, is trying to bow out out
- 58:27of the hor Yeah, boun out way you can still you can, still
- 58:31you can still. I am so so happy. Look at the smile on
- 58:38that man's face when he just did that. There, I'm all so high.
- 58:45The whole theory is to take it back. But I had a great
- 58:52weekend, he said. He said, I'm off one of them, the
- 58:54blist off. I just had three, perpose, I'm off the list.
- 58:59Per damn happening. Because Mike keep sucking tongue. Tongue boxing. You gotta
- 59:06say tongue box, he was. I meant to say to I mean,
- 59:09say tongue. We can't have nice things. Huh. That was good where
- 59:20you at? That was called That was where all of that. Don't worry
- 59:24about mixedweek, don't worry about me. He was at an undisclosed location.
- 59:29He was in that splash. That's splash. He went to the water fork.
- 59:34All right, I'm trying to be out the game. By June,
- 59:36Salt Summer Jay said he was at he was at Blizzard Beach, Hurricane Harbor.
- 59:44To what he was, he was johnny'su Nami this weekend. Good for
- 59:47you, brother King Kame and May with my boy, my boy. He
- 59:52was in walk Mike, how was your week? My week was pretty good?
- 1:00:00Actually, oh yeah, you said that you were brilin right. Yeah,
- 1:00:02yeah, so with my plate, you have some nerve. Why do
- 1:00:07I have some nerve? Because you do a lot of cooking and grilling and
- 1:00:10different things of that nature. You come in here routinely with big, delicious
- 1:00:15plates and offer us none that's dinner stick. Yeah, but you have like
- 1:00:19immaculate steaks, chickens full full y'all. You had a whole cornish hen one
- 1:00:27time, the whole cornish in the eye. But that medieval times type plate
- 1:00:35yours was chicken legs. And you want me to get you barbecue food with
- 1:00:39our abundance. No, no, no, you could have made a plate
- 1:00:44for me. I could have made it, but I didn't have enough food.
- 1:00:46We didn't have enough food to make a plate for you. You should
- 1:00:49have made it early, Like you know what can want this that doesn't have
- 1:00:51enough to do enough food? It was a quantity issue. Yeah, one
- 1:00:54of the little niggas, one of the little cousins, brothers, nephew's cousins.
- 1:00:59They could have went without it. Extra red extra burger was only cooking
- 1:01:01for the two of us. Oh, it's just shout too cruses us.
- 1:01:06Oh, you definitely should have thought of me, nigga, what like I
- 1:01:09said, there was only enough for two people. Next time, make it
- 1:01:14for three and I may I Erica, all right, let her know,
- 1:01:19let's do that. But other than that, what do you make? Sorry?
- 1:01:23First night? So we made steaks on the grill, delicious steaks,
- 1:01:29very good, good job, very good, very good temperature. Uh the
- 1:01:34internals, yeah, uh, I think we clocked it at like one sixty
- 1:01:38ish, all right, medium? Well, yeah, one sixty ish.
- 1:01:43We wanted to place. It was our first time. We didn't want to
- 1:01:45do medium. Well you do fine? Is they don't want to pay too
- 1:01:51much? Like it was our first time? Was there pink? They have
- 1:01:54to be at one sixty? Yeah, it was a little bit of pink.
- 1:01:57Okay, absolutely, we don't do that well done. I'm not a
- 1:02:01cave man. Hey, listen. I used to do well done steaks,
- 1:02:05but my well done were always juicy. I never made a dry, well
- 1:02:07done steak. But now I'm more of the medium, well to medium.
- 1:02:13I'm a medium. I'm not going to steakhouse, actual steakhouse. I'll go
- 1:02:17meeting reference for sure, absolutely, but I only get that like steak houses
- 1:02:24though, your rare. See that's that, that's that blood. That's that
- 1:02:30negro fearing. You're still ingrained blood. No, no, I know it's
- 1:02:32not blood. It's just raw. It's not deeper than that. It's deeper
- 1:02:37than this the blood. It ain't blood at all. No, no,
- 1:02:40no. The reason why niggas do well done, that's to do it like
- 1:02:46back in the day the government meet that they used to give us that the
- 1:02:51cook it out. Ah See, everything has to do with a racistm points.
- 1:02:58Guys, what I'm telling you the devil, the devil, the yo
- 1:03:04y'all think I'll be saying this satan is is the mangas is among the caucazoid
- 1:03:09form. And again I gotta say it's not y'all. Now, y'all are
- 1:03:13pretty cool now for the I think it was like, but it's the devil.
- 1:03:16I think just the greater meat with black people thinking like it was killed
- 1:03:22the germs to fully kill the germs off. Like, but I wouldn't be
- 1:03:25surprised that giving us bad meat. They intentionally gave us crack cocaine through the
- 1:03:36community and will so I know that not above invested steaks. Getting a steak
- 1:03:45with a worm crawling out of it, Nigga, they did an experiment where
- 1:03:47they gave me what they give niggas simbolish for funsies, for funsies. Yeah,
- 1:03:57they're to find a cure, so they have to give it out.
- 1:03:59The cure to the Negro problem niggas, the cure the niggas. That's the
- 1:04:03best one. That they thought they had a Nigga epidemic. And they said
- 1:04:08that that wasn't I wasn't what I was about to say. It wasn't what
- 1:04:11I was meaning to say. That's why I stopped saying what I wanted.
- 1:04:14They didn't have to give it to us. The niggas probably would have got
- 1:04:15it. They motherfuckers out there fucking they wanted to. It's it's the services.
- 1:04:23It's the services, all level of them. They're just out there,
- 1:04:26absolutely, but they don't get it regards. But you know how, I
- 1:04:28definitely make sure it spreads, make sure they got to make sure they got
- 1:04:30it. I'm gonna just give you something. Have a star. They couldn't
- 1:04:33wait. Yeah, start the injured up from from It's like we're talking about
- 1:04:39m I wanted them, Yes, that was the plot of old was the
- 1:04:42Tuskegee experiment. I want to essentially essentially, yes, proces. Yes,
- 1:04:47I don't want to wait and see if they get it, give it to
- 1:04:49them. I want to give it to them without the pleasure. Yes,
- 1:04:53yes, but yeah we uh so we made steaks first night, really cool.
- 1:05:00Then we made burgers and hot dogs. I might be a plebeian.
- 1:05:05But how what hot dog brands do you usually go for? Ballpark? Ballpark?
- 1:05:12Ballpark? Same? I think Ballpark. Maybe that's the one that's the
- 1:05:17black black Pack, Black Pack, or Michael Jordan's that's uh Nathan's, Nathan's
- 1:05:25not been. What's the other one set cyber works at. No, it's
- 1:05:31a hot dog Savings bad bread. So I don't do them. They give
- 1:05:39you seven why well that certain people make them. Ah ah well, shout
- 1:05:48out to that. I just don't think they need. Oh yeah, I
- 1:05:50don't. I don't do that brand themones right there. I don't do that
- 1:05:54brand Delicious. Those are the ones that they if you go to New York,
- 1:05:59I all like the hot dog. My girl New Yorker, so she
- 1:06:02knew that. So yeah, I never had it, but under very good
- 1:06:08sometimes beef ones I can was hitting. We made burgers too, burgers are
- 1:06:17pretty decent, could be better. That was my fault. You burnt the
- 1:06:23burgers, not bringing the burgers, but I just made them too thick.
- 1:06:26Mm hmm. Okay. I feel like I could have flattened him out more
- 1:06:31and I would have did something different with the seasons. They were like like
- 1:06:38this stick. I'm like, you got reverse that ship. You gotta bake
- 1:06:44that loose burgers. God damn burger. The business with them bitches. Nigga
- 1:07:01had a Mama burger. Nigga had hormone to give yourself salmon because talking about
- 1:07:09his mom was making talking about God McDonald's at homeburger. That's because you know
- 1:07:14what it was. We had a pound of beef. It was We used
- 1:07:16Kobe beef too. It's like a pound of Kobe. People. We only
- 1:07:18made three burgers. That's how I know them was thick. A pound of
- 1:07:23beef made three burgers. Six y'all made fucking meat loaf on a grill,
- 1:07:30that's what you did. They was good though, they was good. We
- 1:07:39was going to do chicken today, but it was raining all day, so
- 1:07:43I was literally about to use the griddle. This year. I was like,
- 1:07:46I use the griddle at least it was nice all weekend and start pouring
- 1:07:50so yeah, I did that first time. So now I feel like I
- 1:07:55grow master, grill master. You can have your toes ready, ready,
- 1:07:58ready for my lessons from you guys, ready for my course. So uh
- 1:08:04use gas? Nah, we used charcoal, then we use propane and propane
- 1:08:11accessories outside the coal side. We did that. We did the hot side
- 1:08:15and the cold side. So what we did we seared everything on the hot
- 1:08:21site like the bird. We did the seer on the hot side. Then
- 1:08:25we shifted it over to the fool side of lake shore. The internals is
- 1:08:28right. We had a meat thermometer and everything we was legit. Bro.
- 1:08:32My baby, my baby is particular about food. She will not she really,
- 1:08:36She's the first person I received pull out of meat thermometer that's not on
- 1:08:40TV. Ya don't have money yet. No, we just be like it's
- 1:08:44good. We cut it open to see. Yeah, we cut up all
- 1:08:48right, all right? Cool? We don't got a whole bunch of laugh
- 1:08:51sliced birds. Yeah. I think my mom using one that dad might have
- 1:08:58to bro. But my grandparents they very well done type people, so there's
- 1:09:03no need all the way through. Once that ship stopped dripping done the meat,
- 1:09:10the juices have dried up when they get that layer of grease film.
- 1:09:15Yeah, that's how it's done. It's done right now, that'shit. The
- 1:09:19fucking the cheese has turned to charcoal. I want to try. But yeah,
- 1:09:28it was it was good, like I felt. I was like,
- 1:09:29Damn, I just felt like a very washed man this weekend because like me
- 1:09:34and my girl we went to the mall. She had to go get some
- 1:09:36stuff, like some work pants or whatever. And I'm like, damn,
- 1:09:41I'm just following her around. Macy's just watching ship and I'm texting my group
- 1:09:45chat. I'm texting y'all. And I texted my group chat for my North
- 1:09:48my North Jersey friends. One of you know, a couple of them shots
- 1:09:53in there. He's married. He was like, I'm like, damn,
- 1:09:56this is what life is. Just following your girl around the mall. I'm
- 1:09:59just following. She's just like just looking that Nigga said, grab a seat,
- 1:10:01sir, grab seat remember this line. Yeah it looked good. And
- 1:10:08I'm just sitting I just remember I'm just walking around, standing up, walking,
- 1:10:12sitting down outside the just room, playing Pokemon, just waking, just
- 1:10:15you know, just just watching, you know, and then you know,
- 1:10:19we ate food grill. I'm like, it was very adult weekend, the
- 1:10:24ant, no business for the podcast, very nice time. You know,
- 1:10:28got her to watch Doom too. She likes Doom now. Nice so we're
- 1:10:33at that age, bro, very productive. It was yeah, man,
- 1:10:36it was cool though, Hey Bro, it was cool. What it is
- 1:10:43just people watching and going yeah, man, bro, when we was down,
- 1:10:46that's a nice little mom near her too, well not medt little park.
- 1:10:53Yeah. Yeah, we didn't really get it. I didn't really get
- 1:10:56into the more proper, but it was nice a little uh yeah, I
- 1:11:03feel I want to tell this story. Was he about to give us some
- 1:11:05information? I keep this, I'll tell y'all. I'll tell y'all. Ye
- 1:11:13tell that off. It's not really crazy. It's not crazy. It's not
- 1:11:17crazy. I wrote it down and on our on our on our on our
- 1:11:21thing. But I'm like, oh, what, you pulled it back.
- 1:11:25Yeah, I'll pull it back. I'll put that in. I'll tell y'all.
- 1:11:27Okay. I was wondering what it was because I saw that Mike added
- 1:11:30a note. But then I went to the notes, I'm like, yeah,
- 1:11:31it was he didn't add anything. It was a story about our trip
- 1:11:35to the mall. But well, I'll talk about that later. That's cool.
- 1:11:38Yeah, yeah, but yeah, me, me and the guy Mark
- 1:11:42while we was down at a c me and him was outside around the grill
- 1:11:45with drinks in our hands. The women was inside watching that I never ever
- 1:11:49met to. He was like, this is really adulting. Huh. We
- 1:11:55need like two times, like damn, we ran errans, we cooked on
- 1:11:58the grill, we made our own meal twice in a row. That.
- 1:12:03She was like, all we needed was all we needed was just kids feets
- 1:12:08running and the allud bangs And they like, what the hell was that about?
- 1:12:15Or we hear somebody start crying, like stop, stop, stop,
- 1:12:17you gonna get me chup, Get about of that toilet. That's the only
- 1:12:21thing that's missing. That toilet, the only thing that's missing because it's new
- 1:12:26adults. Man, don't know. I got kids, well, starting to
- 1:12:30get kids, but not not everybody in the group half kids. Yeah,
- 1:12:32definitely definitely like later though, like with our this generation, people having kids
- 1:12:36a lot later. So yeah, because we can't afford them. Little mother
- 1:12:41my parents says, my grandfather gets kids, Like no too, I'll be
- 1:12:46shoy to think about, Like, yeah, but we don't even like my
- 1:12:49mom my, mom and dad they were like twenty when they had kids.
- 1:12:54Kids can't I was supposed to start twenty five. Yeah, once it turn
- 1:13:00twenty five, you see, I'm unreally about to turn thirty two. Yeap.
- 1:13:03My little a little motherfucker supposed to be starting second grade soon. Seven.
- 1:13:09I feel like as long as I had kids, about thirty five at
- 1:13:12the very latest. Yeah, yeah, yeah, before we get to that
- 1:13:15dangerous age. Yeah, you start getting to that forty that thirty five is
- 1:13:20when you start to have problems. Well, the chances for issues comes up.
- 1:13:27It goes up dramatically past thirty five for women, for women, Yeah,
- 1:13:31nigga, I'm not having to be by myself. I gotta consider her.
- 1:13:35I'm talking of Oh shit, no, nigga, but shit, nigga,
- 1:13:40I like my partner. I want her to be safe. Yeah,
- 1:13:44not real. You're gonna talk about this list? Ah? Yeah, yeah,
- 1:13:49I'd rather talk about Chindler's list. Yeah list No. All right,
- 1:13:56So guys, if you don't know, uh, basically Apple Music they just
- 1:14:02released thee hundred Greatest Albums of All Time list and needless to say, very
- 1:14:10pretentious group of UH. I would like to see what do they show who
- 1:14:14the group of people are. That mean, it's like a whole video of
- 1:14:16them, of the people that miss e Bro exact low U some mic chick.
- 1:14:25I respect those two little but yeah, I mean I didn't really pay
- 1:14:30attention to the list that much. So I know y'all have probably I know,
- 1:14:33Eli, I know you had some. Yeah, It's like obviously the
- 1:14:39Beginning World is ninety eight, Astra Worlds ninety all Time, All Time.
- 1:14:43That's interesting. I mean, that's a great album, though, I can
- 1:14:46see how it cracked the top one hundred, But I forget what then they
- 1:14:49had, like a certain criteria. I think there's something that like Confessions is
- 1:14:56ninety five can be because it's all John Risk Yeah, and you know some
- 1:15:01of y'all might know not know all the right yeah, but you know,
- 1:15:05like there's some Beatles Records roll record like they're pot like that. Yeah,
- 1:15:14So they had Confession Confessions at number ninety five was very alarming to me because
- 1:15:18I'm like, list I'm like, either listen, this is gonna have all
- 1:15:20bangers or it's gonna be fun. You gotta think, like you said,
- 1:15:24you gotta think of you know all you should you know, hip hop and
- 1:15:27R and B. But I think the rock ones that are major that you
- 1:15:30know, Beach Boys, Marvin like something, stuff like that. Solange is
- 1:15:36on this out this list, okay one hundred greatest What okay one hundred?
- 1:15:44A great? Great album is a great If somebody asked you to name ten
- 1:15:47top the top ten R and B albums, I don't think anybody's saying that,
- 1:15:53saying what a seat at the table? Hell? No, probably not
- 1:15:59hell. Because flower Boys at ninety two. I don't know exactly flower Boy
- 1:16:06bro. I love Tdder, but I don't know that that one flower Boy
- 1:16:12that's ac DC. Lady Gaga was really high. She was at eighty nine.
- 1:16:15I thought that was kind of interesting. I thought she'd be a little
- 1:16:17bit lower the Fame Monster, Nina Simon, Mary J. Blige, My
- 1:16:24Life's at eighty six. I was like, cool, cool, at least
- 1:16:28she's there Doggie style eighty four. Cool is real long. I don't like
- 1:16:33that. Listen, listen, listen get Richard I Trying is at eighty two.
- 1:16:38It needs me in the top sixty. Get Leach or Trying is at
- 1:16:41eighty two. Yeah, that's that's really wild. To walk with me.
- 1:16:44Michael Marshall Mathers LP is a eighty Walk with me, Michael, remember remember
- 1:16:50where Get Richard I trying? Is m kay bad Bunny just saw that at
- 1:17:00seventy six Walk with me, Michael, I don't know if it's there,
- 1:17:04man, I'm going down still. Sissa at seventy two with s OS That's
- 1:17:09what the fuck are we doing? Yeah? I don't bro Get Richard I
- 1:17:15trying is at eighty two and Sizza is at seventy two. Yeah, wow,
- 1:17:18ten albums are you shitting me? Hey? That's wild. I can't
- 1:17:24cannot like, I feel like because they were trying to put some new classics
- 1:17:28in there, pandering because I'm looking at it and I'm like, I see
- 1:17:31like Porter's Head, Yeah, uh keep going n W A straight out of
- 1:17:39Confident at seventy some Metallica, the Strokes, Like you said, Porter's Head
- 1:17:44right there. At the Smith's Dayla Soul with sixty five, they tried,
- 1:17:48they try to put in a lot of newer Eric abadu ism at sixty four.
- 1:17:55Jimmy Hendrick all eyes on me, Tupac at sixty two, shot that
- 1:18:00sixty one. Let's keep going. Rayhanna Anti is fifty five fifty seven that
- 1:18:06needs to be in the top forty. I felt like Anti fifty five should
- 1:18:12definitely be higher up on the list. John Coletrain, Rolling Stones, Nothing,
- 1:18:16Roses Prince outside of the top fifty with Son of Times, Son of
- 1:18:23the Times. All right, this is where we started. Get interesting,
- 1:18:27Drake, get the fuck out of here. Take care of forty seven you
- 1:18:30oh boy, oh brother, really over doggy style over get Richard died.
- 1:18:36Get Richard died trying over confessions. Confessions at the beginning of it. That's
- 1:18:44really insane. I'm sorry, hold on, letma keep going, No,
- 1:18:48bro. They had a couple of Stee Wondersland that was great to see.
- 1:18:53Yeah, I thought there was was I thought there was like a rule,
- 1:18:55like everybody left steviee. Yeah no, but I was like, no repeats.
- 1:18:59But then they had a repeat of Artists Prince. Yeah, there's a
- 1:19:02couple of friends double with Stevie. I forget. I had to watch the
- 1:19:05women watch forty one. But Beyonce is on here twice, She's on there
- 1:19:09twice. Nomadic at thirty nine, bu Tang thirty six, Chambers thirty seven,
- 1:19:15Beyonce is at thirty six. So just Beyonce the self soiughd album her
- 1:19:17first album, yeah, no no no self self. Yeah that she started
- 1:19:24to kick that was that was great. By the way, what when she
- 1:19:28just that was like the first surprise album she started that. What else was
- 1:19:30doing that? Radiohead Ready to Die at thirty two? All right, cool?
- 1:19:36Yeah, Billie Eilish at thirty low end theory album. Huh, I'm
- 1:19:44talking Mike Top one hundred, Get Rich or Die Trying album, My Beautiful
- 1:19:50Dark Twisted Fantasy as twenty six listen, I love I don't know about that
- 1:19:55one. No, should have no Listen to where we're going though. My
- 1:20:02Chronics at nineteen Yeah, I would put it somewhere in the thirties. But
- 1:20:10it's swift nineteen eighty nine, eighteen over the Chronic, fucking kiss, Over
- 1:20:15the Chronic, and My Beautiful darksws the Fantasy. Okay, okay. Marvin
- 1:20:21Gaye was going on seventeen Adele twenty one at fifteen. I love that.
- 1:20:29I love that. I like that. That's fine. Bob Dylan jay Z
- 1:20:35The Blueprint at thirteen. Nigga, No, I was like, we are
- 1:20:38pandered, nigga, come on, we are pand I love much like the
- 1:20:42next week we gotta stop that ship. That ain't better than No Get Richard
- 1:20:47Tron is not better than Ready to Die. It's not better than my beautiful
- 1:20:53Dark Twiss. It's not no Aillmatic. Here we go, hold that,
- 1:20:59here we is that? What? At number ten? Get the funk out
- 1:21:02of Lemonade by Beyond Stop It? What the stop it? What do we
- 1:21:08meet me? Lemonade by Beyonce. That's not even better than Beyonce. No,
- 1:21:14no, the album wise, No, it's not. It's not better
- 1:21:16than Beyonce, What the Fun? And I love I love both of those
- 1:21:19albums. Like I don't think I'm hating All Time Go, All Time Ever,
- 1:21:24the World of All Times, All Music, Lemonade, Yeah, Lemonade
- 1:21:29at ten, Nirvana never Mind at nine, Amy white House back to black
- 1:21:33and eight. I'm sorry, no dispected, just doing that because you're dead.
- 1:21:36No, no, no, all Time that album never Mind should be
- 1:21:42a lot higher. That's what I'm saying, never wants to be higher.
- 1:21:45You should might list if any if any white House didn't die, she's yeah,
- 1:21:51we're talking about this album she Amy white House. Yeah, she's back
- 1:21:58to back most Gift. That's not better than never Mind. No, no,
- 1:22:01right now but still number seven good kid massing. No, I love
- 1:22:05it. I love you Kendrick, but no, you're not. That's not
- 1:22:09top ten all time, maybe top twenty. Maybe I'm not even listen.
- 1:22:13I love you, Kiry, I'll give you thirty five maybe, Yeah,
- 1:22:16come on, Stevie Wonder's song Songs and the kid Life at six. I'm
- 1:22:21completely fine with that. I love that until you get the five. Yeah,
- 1:22:24until you get the five Blonde by Frank Frank Baby, I love you
- 1:22:29Frank. No, no, not at all. That album isn't better than
- 1:22:32Channel Orange. No, no, it's not. It's better than Channel Orange.
- 1:22:35How is that album? But I love everything Frank has ever done,
- 1:22:39all of it. But that's not it's not in number four. May not
- 1:22:45be better than number four Rain, It's not, it's not. You know,
- 1:22:49I'm not seeing no Michael Jackson yet. And I'm very disturbed. So
- 1:22:54you haven't heard the last three better Oh Boy, number three, Abbey Road,
- 1:22:59The Beatles, number two, Thriller. Oh you motherfucking picking any niggers
- 1:23:06here? I know I know something here. Okay, So first of all,
- 1:23:15there's one Michael Jackson album, one Michael Jackson that disturbs me. Deeply.
- 1:23:19There's two beyond. There's one Michael Jackson album and two Beyonces. I
- 1:23:25love Beyonce. That disturbs me deeply. There's a Travis Scott album and Sizza
- 1:23:35being represented to Beyonces and Beyonce sister to Beyonces and beyonce sister. You're telling
- 1:23:47there's more noses than Jackson's. I mean Janet was on there. It's still
- 1:23:54three to two, and I'm uncomfortable with that. I don't end up a
- 1:24:00lot now, Elsie. Michael Jackson Thriller, the greatest selling album in the
- 1:24:11history of albums is number two. I swear to God what pray tell it's
- 1:24:17number one. The miseducational learning A damn how the fuck is yours shoe loose?
- 1:24:32Goddamn make what you're doing? It is lucy y loose as hell?
- 1:24:54So his thing right, I'm think you have a button to too. Oh
- 1:25:10my god. See this is why I'll be saying, like we disrespect certain
- 1:25:20people a little too much. Michael Jackson gets a lot of disrespect. And
- 1:25:28this is coming from someone who really didn't come up in the Michael Jackson era
- 1:25:31era like that I came up. I was born in ninety three, right,
- 1:25:39four thousand years ago. That was what Michael was like. His best
- 1:25:44music was behind him. But even then he was still putting out massive slappers
- 1:25:49like Remember the Time and shit like that, still putting out banger. He
- 1:25:55were born in a dangerous error, bro this album. I just want people
- 1:25:59I was born in the first trial era. I want people to know what
- 1:26:01songs were on this album. Look, nine songs. You can't tell me
- 1:26:08four songs in the mis education, Yeah, I know, five, you
- 1:26:15can't tell me five. Listen, Lauren today can't tell you five because she
- 1:26:20can't even sing them bitches. Now, Yeah, she literally can't. She
- 1:26:26can't. She has to do remixes that she can't do it. But that's
- 1:26:30the best album of all time. But she got a video game. No,
- 1:26:34no, there's no Lauren Hill experience. What was it? Michael Jackson
- 1:26:46hologram that Nigga adds a hologram shows up to more concerts then Lauren Hill alive?
- 1:26:59This album? He nine songs, want to be starting something was number
- 1:27:03one, Baby Be Mine, The Girl is Mine, Thriller, Beat It,
- 1:27:10Billy Jean, Human Nature, Pretty Young Thing, The Lady in My
- 1:27:13Life, The weakest song on there, features a white man and that white
- 1:27:18man a nigga. He had the third best album? No, wait,
- 1:27:30hold on on what the third best album is? A sidekick? Was?
- 1:27:33It was Bob Marley on that list. Oh yeah, the Whalers on there.
- 1:27:38It was like in the forties. I think, Bro, that's not
- 1:27:42the Marley that should be in the top ten. Bro, we have the
- 1:27:44wrong fucking Marley in the DP ten. She was just fucking Marley's Yeah.
- 1:27:50Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson, I just had one has one album. I'm
- 1:27:56sorry one, Alu. So that tells you're trying to tell me that Astro
- 1:28:00World is better than Off the Wall. Astra World is better than you piece
- 1:28:05of ship Apple dangerous Actual might not be better than Blood on the floor.
- 1:28:15Is not better than motherfucking Invincible days before Rodeo. It's not better than Invincible
- 1:28:25gets slept on. It's not better than days before Rodeo. Nothing on astral
- 1:28:31is better than Marie I'm drunk. You ain't off the walls, not on
- 1:28:40there, word word word Bro. I had you know. I was so
- 1:28:48perplexed by this that I went back and listened to the miseducation Laurio. I
- 1:28:53was like, is there something I missed list. I'm like, am I
- 1:28:56missing something? Like? Is there something about this album that I forgot?
- 1:28:59I'm back and listen. Yeah, Zion is better than Thriller due nigga?
- 1:29:03Hey man? What the fuck? Like? Nothing? Nothing on that better?
- 1:29:06Is on? That album is better than untitled? How does it feel
- 1:29:10about D'Angelo and Dangel was like fifty sixty something? What was voodoo? Voodoo
- 1:29:15was like in the forties, fifty sixties, forty to sixty. Yeah,
- 1:29:20his age talk about album Voodoo. His album was on the list. Oh,
- 1:29:26like, I think I don't know why he was talking about. I
- 1:29:28thought you was talking about time here in I'm talking about we listen. You
- 1:29:34don't think that that's better than Voodoo? That album? No, sorry,
- 1:29:41got a disagree. Better than Voodoo, definitely better. There's they should be
- 1:29:45close. There's no they should be close. They should be close. I
- 1:29:50don't argue that they should be close, telling me it shouldn't be thirty thirty
- 1:29:56albums apart. I think they should be. It's more memorable and p y
- 1:30:00t. That's crazy, bro, pandering, pander who niggas what? What
- 1:30:10niggas? Niggas him? This is what happens they were trying to be is
- 1:30:19what happens when you have a room predominantly full of white people. It was
- 1:30:28a good mix, but I don't mind. I want to see the niggas.
- 1:30:31I don't mind that being the number one e Bro Rogers and then Zach
- 1:30:38Low and then like some other chicks, white chick. I need to see
- 1:30:41the group of people because she's the one that said, oh, she was
- 1:30:44like one of them that thought Michael Jackson ain't number one, And you know
- 1:30:49Michael Jackson number my number one. He only has one has one album.
- 1:30:54That's well, that's also a crime. Michael Jackson should at very minimum have
- 1:31:00to you probably should have three on there. He should have three, he
- 1:31:05should have three Off the Wall, Thriller Bad. Yeah. We have double
- 1:31:15the amount of Beyonce albums then Michael Jackson albums all the time, Yes,
- 1:31:21same amount Beyonce. Taylor Swift has it. Travis Scott has the same amount
- 1:31:28of album. Wasn't it nineteen? I surprised what's called one on there?
- 1:31:32Red? Was that it? Yeah? That was the album? Yeah,
- 1:31:36it could be one hundred and two. Constantly, I just aye, ya
- 1:31:43ya ya ya, I just want to know the full criteria like what is
- 1:31:47it? What was the score? I forget, But they try to do
- 1:31:51a thing. But they try to include more than new classics, of course,
- 1:31:57because you just can't go old old music and just say that that's the
- 1:32:00top because this music. But I think they chose some of the wrong new
- 1:32:04classes. It says the list was determined what the participant of uh never hold
- 1:32:11on, that's not I'm sorry, keep going, but learn Hill. That
- 1:32:16album transcends decades. It's only been two one album, one body of work,
- 1:32:26over thriller, over thriller. Listen, I'm I'm not saying that centuries
- 1:32:31into another millennium. You know, if somebody asked you to name the top
- 1:32:33five R and B albums, you would name that one. Yeah, that
- 1:32:36would definitely be in there, Like you would have said that, yes.
- 1:32:40Yeah, I'm not saying you can't name me five that then I wouldn't have
- 1:32:44better than that. You can't name me five better than that. You can't.
- 1:32:47Now if you if you want to talk about placement, you you different,
- 1:32:53But you can't name five albums better than Miss Education laurn Hill. This
- 1:32:56song got this album got skips on it? What's the skip? I go
- 1:33:01because I Apple Music you can now Superstar Yeah, Final Hour, Yeah,
- 1:33:12this album has skips him? Whoa not? I used to love him?
- 1:33:17Nah nah nah, you ain't skipping that song? Yeah, you know,
- 1:33:24I'm not skipping my father. Forgive them Father Hour, forgive Those are skips,
- 1:33:31every ghetto, every single, for give them. Father. I don't
- 1:33:33listen to that song like that album literally gives you everything you're looking for.
- 1:33:36Though, all right, let's look at the thriller. Skip gives you the
- 1:33:40rap, it gives you the R and B, it gives you the thing
- 1:33:44pieces, it gives you the bops. That's of a total. It gives
- 1:33:47you everything. You look fine, but number one or ever. I'm just
- 1:33:50saying it gives you everything, everything except no skips. I'm not skipping this
- 1:33:57thirty five song. Twenty fifth anniversary. I'm listening. I'm looking. I'm
- 1:34:06listening to the Quincy Jones interview number four. Hey man, I'm gonna listen
- 1:34:17to the Billy Jean long version Long version. Does Billy Jane respond, I'm
- 1:34:24gonna find out I had the alternate version of pytz on it. It's like
- 1:34:30that's t y p oh. Y'all never heard the other version of Pretty Young
- 1:34:35thing. No, I play it after we've do this is u y t
- 1:34:39ugly young thing. I don't want to love you thing. I'm listening to
- 1:34:45these bonus tracks someone someone in the dark listeners. There definitely should have been
- 1:34:49on Michael Jackson albums with that. Now take at that. That's a lunge
- 1:34:56album. It need to be. It need to be in the top fifteen.
- 1:35:00And also for Confessions to be known as one of the greatest albums of
- 1:35:04all time. There's no reason there are army albums above that better than hey,
- 1:35:11hey hey, because I'm taking that out, I'll take it. Ain't
- 1:35:21gonna there, No, not at all, not at all. But I'm
- 1:35:26not mad that it's there, though, I'm not mad that it's there doing
- 1:35:29time it shouldn't. No, No, I would like to see emotional.
- 1:35:34I'm not mad that it's number one, number one. I can make argue
- 1:35:40that thriller. I'm mad at number one. Yeah, over three can't be
- 1:35:43over thrillers, and it's and it's music is better than probably they literally put
- 1:35:48that. They put that list out for clickbait, yes, because who then
- 1:35:53in that room was like, yeah, we're gonna put Laurence Hill over Michael
- 1:35:55Jackson. I'm putting up a fight. It's them selling I don't all time
- 1:36:03ring m hm, I'm not putting that over purple ring. Yeah, got
- 1:36:08her own movie. There's no skip. There's a lot of movies. Whoopes
- 1:36:13movie six, Yes, whoop? She even have. She wasn't even doing
- 1:36:16the best singing on that movie. Actually, shout William Borough. He wasn't
- 1:36:21even doing She wasn't even doing the best second on that Bowie. I think
- 1:36:28she got booed singing to Michael Jackson's song at Apollo. Yes, she did.
- 1:36:33Nobody that got booed in there pop. Anybody got swept off by saying,
- 1:36:39man shouldn't be over Michael Jackson. Hey man, I don't understand.
- 1:36:45It's not why Apple Music is trashed. Everybody go to Spotify. This might
- 1:36:48make me go to Spotify. I mean I got both, so I have
- 1:36:51to say Apple Music and they're not getting it done. They're not getting done.
- 1:36:56Just go over spotif it's better over there. I wouldn't even want to
- 1:36:59be if they tell me like, yeah, we're putting this at number one,
- 1:37:02I don't want to be. Oh and I take my name off this
- 1:37:05because I don't want to be associated That's what I said. We disrespected Michael,
- 1:37:12you know, Michael Jackson. Like when people say things like I say,
- 1:37:15Michael Jeffrey. No, well, we respiked all the Michaels. We
- 1:37:19just Michael Jackson, Michael Jeffrey, Michael Jeffrey Jordan, all the Michael Jacksons,
- 1:37:25Michael Joe Jackson, Michael Jeffrey Jordan. Disrespect these niggas, man,
- 1:37:29what about Michael b He deserves disrespect because that nigga stinks. But like,
- 1:37:41and what world and what world do you think? Oh? Yeah, I'm
- 1:37:44going to Lauren Hill before Thriller, Thriller, Thriller. My mama told me
- 1:37:53she skipped school to watch that video. She skipped school in the eighties,
- 1:37:59And what the fuck is they dropping videos? So I'll hear you explaining this
- 1:38:02on my sister's thing, Like it used to be like a like a world
- 1:38:09premiere, Like it used to be a thing. Yeah, Michael Jackson video,
- 1:38:12Yeah it was an event. Yeah, what the fuck are you doing
- 1:38:14that ship while motherfucker's in school? Because nigga got the motherfucking juice niggas,
- 1:38:18I think, I don't know, maybe in the eighties, but it used
- 1:38:20to be like Sunday night like prime time, like after a show or whatever.
- 1:38:26Then they'll show like the making up it used to be. It used
- 1:38:28to be an event because I do it because I got the motherfucking juice.
- 1:38:33No one, no one can ever talk that Nick it's Michael. I couldn't
- 1:38:38tell you what Along Hill video looks like. Okay, m it was blue
- 1:38:47Ah brother, brother, what's that? Brother? How dare it's? Okay,
- 1:39:02Michael, Chris, that's worthy of jihad. Just come over to Spotify.
- 1:39:08It doesn't have just anything, bro. We'll go to Europe right now
- 1:39:13and then that's Europe a Lauren Hill, Miss Kitchen Lauren Hill or thriller nigga.
- 1:39:19I could go to Serbia right now, and one of Nikola Jokic's horses
- 1:39:26knows what thriller sounds like. You can go some dance like Michael Jackson right
- 1:39:30now. You can tell your nephew dance like Michael Jackson. He's gonna start
- 1:39:36back, Yuh tell him the thriller dance. He probably know it, you
- 1:39:43know what? But does he? No? Do you know what? This?
- 1:39:46Let's is definitely Pandora because there's one name I don't see on here.
- 1:39:50What Robert Yo all right, that's uh, that's uh. But once you
- 1:40:01said all you do, he's an edit another pot. I don't see no
- 1:40:05Robert on there. Well, no Robert would be on there anymore and should
- 1:40:11be on there, Robert mm hmm yep. All right, what what what?
- 1:40:24What album do you even think would be on there? All right,
- 1:40:27let's let's know what album do you think would even be on There's no way
- 1:40:31in black ass hell, in black ass hell, that chocolate factory is nowhere
- 1:40:36on this It's be real that niggas a monster. He should burn in the
- 1:40:42furthest rings of hell. But it's no way chocolate factory should not be on
- 1:40:46there. I'm sorry, sorry, I can't. It can't not be on
- 1:40:53there. Yeah, it can. It can easily not be on there now,
- 1:40:58sir, I don't see it. This album has skips. A lot
- 1:41:01of the albums in this list has skips. I've got a lot of skips.
- 1:41:05Nigga Salangas album got a ship ton of the whole album is a skip
- 1:41:10outside of Crane in the Sky, a ship ton a fuck ton of skips
- 1:41:14Crane in the Sky, and then that's it. This ain't now that's it
- 1:41:18because a step in the Name of Love, Ignition and the remix and what
- 1:41:25you knocked me out? I was it. I never leave, I'll never
- 1:41:29leave, yes, sneak, Yeah, yeah, this album, this is
- 1:41:36probably album one oh five brothers. Nah, I'm not taking Travis Scott's bullshit
- 1:41:42over Chocolate Factory. Sorry, I wouldn't take a lot of things over that.
- 1:41:45But you could throw in twelve play. No, that's the one you
- 1:41:49could throw in twelfth play. I'm just saying, yeah, i'd say love
- 1:41:56Letter before any of that. Love Let love Letter, No, Lovely was
- 1:42:01a great better any of those albums. And I don't even think what are
- 1:42:06we doing? What are we doing to Okay, okay, we don't got
- 1:42:13to sing, we don't got to sing. I'm sorry, but that was
- 1:42:15I haven't stopped it. I haven't listened that ship a long time and make
- 1:42:18it long. Damn. That was a great album. No, we just
- 1:42:23talked. If we just can't strictly keeping the music, I understand. Oh
- 1:42:28my gosh, yo, But yeah, I'm not going to get a hype.
- 1:42:33But yeah, no, I'm cool. Listen, I'm cool, even
- 1:42:38even if you take away what happened, I'm cool and him not being that
- 1:42:41like I'm talking Top one hundred greatest albums. I'm sorry, Travis copy on
- 1:42:46their disturbance me. He was making Hood Classics though, hook classics, classics,
- 1:42:50that's what Kelly is doing. What is a hook? You don't got
- 1:42:54Hood Classics as a full album, full album classic, you don't have.
- 1:43:00That's it. It's all right, there's one console there. It's Hood Classics.
- 1:43:05No it's not. I was like, in ten years, we won't
- 1:43:09think about no Astra World. We won't be thinking about ten years we're gonna
- 1:43:12be thinking about we will be talking about Chocking Factory. I'm sorry, I'm
- 1:43:17sorry. Some of these artists on this list, we won't be talking about.
- 1:43:21Travis Scott is going to be a foregone memory. Say Lord has an
- 1:43:26album on that loard Lord Lord was on it. Thanks, you know what
- 1:43:30I'm saying, What the fuck? Come on? I mean, she's as
- 1:43:33a full album. I don't think that been on there. Insanely talented,
- 1:43:36but she was like see a lot of people on this all potential. No,
- 1:43:42no it wasn't. I don't think her is off potential. It can't
- 1:43:44be. He's had a super crazy run when she was seventeen and just never
- 1:43:49think it's top. I think we gotta think of all time. Yeah,
- 1:43:53all time of the all time since music started being played through airwave, let's
- 1:44:00say, in the past century. Really, this album's talking about within the
- 1:44:04last sixty to seventy years. Come on, going back to the nineteen sixties,
- 1:44:11probably the oldest one. Lord, come on, it's okay, come
- 1:44:18on, come on, come on. Yeah, I when you said all
- 1:44:30you know mane Travis Scott is I'm sorry. That does not sit right with
- 1:44:32me. I can't I can't roll with that. It can't it can't run.
- 1:44:38It can't run bro astra World. That's like even his best album.
- 1:44:43That's what I'm fucking saying. That's what I'm fucking saying. That's not Travis
- 1:44:48Scott should be nowhere near sniffing this list in the trap same night was better
- 1:44:54than that. He shouldn't be sniffing this list now. Mm hmm. Well,
- 1:45:04but for anybody who just loves music, I suggest listen to Porter's Head's
- 1:45:10Dummy album. It's a great album. What genre music is that, It's
- 1:45:15called trip hop. It's like English. You've probably heard a lot of a
- 1:45:19few of the songs on, like in movies or something. But it's sonically,
- 1:45:24it's beautiful, sonically pleasing. Well, once you said, all you
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- 1:47:09that's it. The fucking fucking fucking Rodeo Jesus Christ. All right, guys,
- 1:47:16see y'all next week. Bye bye. Line is better than a Stevie
- 1:47:23Wonder album. Line is better than off the wall. Bluff is better than
- 1:47:28the Marvin Gale Damn Rodeo Astra world is better. They man have earth wind
- 1:47:39and fire on this ship. They have country grammar in here. Did they
- 1:47:48even have country music? Probably? But there's some country niggas that you know
- 1:47:56should be on the list. Johnny Cash, Johnny Cash, But no,
- 1:48:01I think I no, no, I don't know, bro, How do
- 1:48:06you funk up this bad Astro World, it's better than Country Grammar. S.
- 1:48:12I mean, I don't think so. I don't think that you're right.
- 1:48:17Yeah, Country Grammar was crazy. Astra World that was a debut album.
- 1:48:21So no Lil Wayne Astras better than Good Kid in mass City, No
- 1:48:26Carter, No Carter to was good Kid mass On there. It was my
- 1:48:30bad right the Piper Butterfly. I'm surprised I didn't crack one. I'm surprised
- 1:48:35that wasn't like number like that would have been. Astro World wasn't better than
- 1:48:43Pimp Butterfly as your world? Bro, what Travis Scott shouldn't be nowhere near.
- 1:48:49That's like putting a shap Rocky on this fucking list. Only a conference.
- 1:49:00Thing he got was Rayana. Yeah, I shot. His first mistake
- 1:49:03was fine. Yeah, but down can Down County. Alright, bye guys. A