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Sailor Boy Festus in Studio From October 14th, 2026 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Oh, look.
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  Speaker 2: We interrupt this program to give you a bulletin just
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  Speaker 2: received from one of our naval units at sea.
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  Speaker 3: There we go. All right.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, Sailor Boy.
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  Speaker 3: It's Sailor Boy Festus. He's here in the studio with us. Hi.
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  Speaker 5: I've been doing my squats, I promise.
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  Speaker 3: Have you? You look like you've been bulking up, haven't you?
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  Speaker 5: Tried to, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You used to be a skinny thing. Yeah. Yeah. And
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  Speaker 3: thank you for not having just that standalone mustache. Just
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  Speaker 3: for you, I grew this thing to kind of even
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  Speaker 3: it out.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I knew we were going to talk about it.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 6: Are you going to be able to keep all that?
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  Speaker 5: No, I have to shave this.
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  Speaker 7: That's why he's doing it now.
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  Speaker 6: Because it's no beardos, right?
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  Speaker 3: No beardos. But they do let you have a mustache.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you can have a mustache. You've got to keep
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  Speaker 5: it trimmed up pretty good.
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  Speaker 3: So you've been in Juan Diego. Diego Garcia. Diego Garcia, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And now you're going to? El Salvador. El Salvador. I
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  Speaker 3: was curious. Do you have.
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  Speaker 3: Do you make any friends? I mean, so you just
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  Speaker 3: now you left a group of people that you knew
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  Speaker 3: on the island, and now you're going to someplace else
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  Speaker 3: with a whole different group of people?
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  Speaker 5: Essentially, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And that's kind of the good and bad thing about
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  Speaker 2: the military is you make really good, fast friends that
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  Speaker 2: you stay in touch with.
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  Speaker 5: Like, I still talk to people from a few years ago.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And the Navy's a lot smaller than you think it is,
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  Speaker 2: so you'll end up running into each other again more
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  Speaker 2: likely than not.
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  Speaker 5: So it's kind of fun.
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  Speaker 1: Like you said, you had people end up on the
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  Speaker 1: island that you had met elsewhere, right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like that place in the middle of nowhere, I still
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  Speaker 2: had people that I ran into from two, three years ago.
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  Speaker 3: Did it feel weird to be on that little tiny
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  Speaker 3: speck in the middle of an ocean?
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  Speaker 2: It was a weird concept if you thought about it
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  Speaker 2: too much because you're far away from literally everything. You're
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  Speaker 2: probably 3,000 miles away from any piece of land at all.
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  Speaker 2: But they took pretty good care of us. We had
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  Speaker 2: everything we needed. The food was pretty good. It wasn't
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  Speaker 2: too bad.
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  Speaker 3: So you're in the Navy, but you're not a sailor.
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  Speaker 5: I can't tie a single knot.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 6: Hegseth has renamed them. They are water warriors.
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  Speaker 3: You've got to know about grog and you've got to
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  Speaker 3: tie knots and know what a focusal is and for
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  Speaker 3: and after.
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  Speaker 2: Bill, I went to school for a good amount of
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  Speaker 2: time and picked my job very carefully, so I didn't
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  Speaker 2: have to know any of those things.
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  Speaker 7: Tell people about your job if they.
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  Speaker 5: Don't know what you do.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm an independent duty corpsman, which is a fancy
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  Speaker 2: way of saying I'm a medic that can do a
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  Speaker 2: little bit of extra stuff.
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  Speaker 5: So I'm kind of like a physician's assistant.
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  Speaker 2: I can prescribe certain medications and and diagnose things independently
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  Speaker 2: of a physician, but I work under supervision of a physician.
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  Speaker 3: So when and if you ever leave the Navy, which
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  Speaker 3: I'm suspecting you're just going to be a lifer. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: at this point probably. Can you be a physician's assistant
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  Speaker 3: in civilian life?
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  Speaker 2: So I get a lot of college credits towards that,
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  Speaker 2: but I didn't get a certification that would translate. But
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  Speaker 2: the schooling I did gets me a lot of the
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  Speaker 2: prerequisites for it.
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  Speaker 3: So, I mean, you'd have to go to a little
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  Speaker 3: bit more schooling or something to do that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's nice. Nice knowing you.
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  Speaker 1: And where he's going in El Salvador, he will be
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  Speaker 1: the only medical provider there.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: So you'll be providing not only for your fellow sailors
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  Speaker 3: who are there, but you'll be providing for local people. Well, possibly.
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  Speaker 2: They do have pretty robust civilian medical facilities because I've
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  Speaker 2: looked into it. As I'm going down there, I wanted
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  Speaker 2: to know what the capabilities were, so they actually have
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  Speaker 2: a pretty good amount, but I'll be the only one
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  Speaker 2: for my unit of about 30 people.
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  Speaker 3: It's not too big. So you're not in some remote village? No,
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  Speaker 3: it's the capital. It's San Salvador. San Salvador, yeah. And
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  Speaker 3: what are you told? What are the conditions there? What
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  Speaker 3: are you told about it? I mean, the locals are
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  Speaker 3: pretty nice. It's pretty safe there now. It used to
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  Speaker 3: not be.
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  Speaker 2: But I think they had a new president in the
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  Speaker 2: last few years that kind of cleaned it up.
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  Speaker 5: So apparently it's pretty safe.
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  Speaker 2: As to what I'm going to be doing specifically, I
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  Speaker 2: don't really know, honestly.
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  Speaker 3: But it looks like a really pretty town. El Salvador,
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  Speaker 3: does that border Costa Rica?
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  Speaker 2: It's close to Costa Rica. I think it borders Nicaragua
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  Speaker 2: and Honduras.
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  Speaker 3: Nicaragua is close. shares the border with Costa Rica. So
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  Speaker 3: you should try to go to Costa Rica. Yeah, actually,
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  Speaker 3: me and Mom were talking about it.
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  Speaker 7: We might meet there.
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  Speaker 3: We need to make up.
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  Speaker 5: For the Japan debacle.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: It's a great place.
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  Speaker 3: Great place.
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  Speaker 5: I've never been.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it's wonderful. And so, but you look like you're... Now,
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  Speaker 3: you said something about your passport. What's going on there?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, so certain places in the Navy, when you get
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  Speaker 2: stationed there on official business, you need an official government passport.
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  Speaker 5: I don't have one of those. I have a regular.
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  Speaker 2: like civilian blue book passport, but in order to get
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  Speaker 2: stationed here, I had to apply for a special red one,
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  Speaker 2: and it was a hassle and a half just trying
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  Speaker 2: to get it because on the island you can't apply
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  Speaker 2: for it.
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  Speaker 5: You've got to go to a passport office. We didn't
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  Speaker 5: have one.
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  Speaker 3: So it's been like a four-month process. And so when
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  Speaker 3: are you getting it?
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  Speaker 5: Well, it's in Denver right now, so I was going
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  Speaker 5: to see if you could get it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I could get it for you then. Yeah, I'm Denverine.
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  Speaker 3: I could just transport myself to Denver right now.
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  Speaker 5: We've got to figure out how to get you back.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's going to be the problem. How soon do
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  Speaker 3: you need it?
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  Speaker 5: By technically tomorrow.
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  Speaker 7: He was supposed to be down there on the 15th,
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  Speaker 7: which is not.
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  Speaker 5: Happening, obviously. No, that's probably not going to happen.
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  Speaker 3: I could probably get it back here by tomorrow. I'll
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  Speaker 3: pay you a rush fee if you could expedite that.
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  Speaker 3: I could take a plane back. Okay, we'll figure it out.
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  Speaker 1: But speaking of having friends everywhere, Festus happened to have
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  Speaker 1: a friend who's stationed in Japan right now. They issued
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  Speaker 1: the passport after Festus came home. He had to have
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  Speaker 1: a friend go pick it up And FedEx.
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  Speaker 7: It here to get... Like, you would think there'd be
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  Speaker 7: a different way to do that.
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  Speaker 2: The military is very efficient in a lot of ways
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  Speaker 2: and very not efficient in a lot of other ways.
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  Speaker 6: And less so in the past little while.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's weird, though, that you don't have to do any
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  Speaker 3: seamanship to be in the Navy.
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  Speaker 2: If you're stationed on a ship, you are required to
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  Speaker 2: do certain qualifications. Like, everyone does firefighting, everyone does... Like
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  Speaker 2: you have to learn about all the different parts of
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  Speaker 2: the ship.
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  Speaker 3: Don't you have to swab the things? You do. Swab
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  Speaker 3: the decks. So even if I were to go to
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  Speaker 3: a ship, I would do those things. You'd have to
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  Speaker 3: swab the decks. Yeah. Clean barnacles off of things. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Polish brass.
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  Speaker 3: They do a lot of that.
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  Speaker 6: It's mizzenmast.
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  Speaker 5: You see anything?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, so you're just dealing like you're going to
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  Speaker 3: have 30 people there that their health is your responsibility.
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  Speaker 3: and they're probably all pretty healthy, so you're not going
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  Speaker 3: to really do anything but sit around on your ass, right?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that is very, very well possible because they did
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  Speaker 2: the screening process to go to these places. They have
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  Speaker 2: to be medically, like, you know, they have to be
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  Speaker 2: healthy to go there because it's pretty remote.
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  Speaker 6: So the question is, did you ever get those comic
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  Speaker 6: books I sent you?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I did. You did finally.
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  Speaker 5: I gave them to Mom.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Or I sent pictures to Mom, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: All right, good.
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  Speaker 2: And I handed them out to coworkers and put them
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  Speaker 2: in the waiting room and, So thank you for that.
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  Speaker 3: All right. Hey, can you do stitches? Yeah. Okay. I
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  Speaker 3: just had eight, ten stitches in my leg, but I
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  Speaker 3: took them out, but I might need them put back in.
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  Speaker 5: I'll save you a trip to the doctor's. We can
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  Speaker 5: do it after the show.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. All right.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, Sailor Boy!
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  Speaker 3: It's Gina's son, Festus, back in town. When are you
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  Speaker 3: leaving for El Salvador?
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  Speaker 5: Within the next couple of days.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not.
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  Speaker 5: 100% sure.
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  Speaker 3: But you'll get a phone call or something? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Once I get the passport we were discussing previously, then
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  Speaker 2: they can book a flight.
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  Speaker 3: So we were talking off the air about tattoos. Navy
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  Speaker 3: has a tradition of if you're in the Navy, you
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  Speaker 3: pretty much have to have a tattoo.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and there are a lot of tattoos with different
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  Speaker 2: meanings and different things to earn.
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  Speaker 3: And I had recalled that when I was a kid
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  Speaker 3: reading a book, there was a and I don't remember
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  Speaker 3: any of the thing about what the book was called
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  Speaker 3: or But it was about there was a sailor and
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  Speaker 3: he got a pig's foot tattooed on the bottom of
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  Speaker 3: his foot. And you said, well, there's a significance to that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I couldn't remember quite what it was, but we
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  Speaker 2: looked it up and it was that neither. So the
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  Speaker 2: pig and the rooster, you get one on each foot.
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  Speaker 2: And apparently the pigs and roosters can't swim. So if
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  Speaker 2: they were to sink in a ship, they'd want to
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  Speaker 2: get back to shore as quickly as possible.
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  Speaker 3: I see. I see.
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  Speaker 7: It's a safety issue.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a good luck thing.
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  Speaker 3: Now, have you got tattoos that are significant because of
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  Speaker 3: being in the Navy?
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  Speaker 2: No, because most of them do kind of revolve around
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  Speaker 2: being on a ship, like crossing the equator or doing.
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  Speaker 3: However many nautical miles. What's a dirty double crosser? I
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  Speaker 3: have no idea.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's something having to do with the equator. Again,
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  Speaker 3: we should look this up. You cross the equator twice,
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  Speaker 3: and they're There are these weird hazing rituals that they
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  Speaker 3: put sailors through.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And they do, like, they
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  Speaker 5: douse them in garbage and spray them with hoses. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: You know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 3: You become a dirty double crosser because you've crossed the
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  Speaker 3: equator twice. Yeah. And that.
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  Speaker 2: That's called getting your shell back. It's a shell back ceremony.
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  Speaker 3: A shell... What's that mean?
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  Speaker 5: It's something to do with a turtle. I've never been
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  Speaker 5: in the real Navy.
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  Speaker 3: I've been on land my whole life. Hmm. Yeah. You're curious, though.
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  Speaker 3: Are you Navy curious? Yeah. I would.
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  Speaker 5: Like to see what it's all about.
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  Speaker 7: Do we have any questions for Festus?
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  Speaker 6: None that we can ask on the air.
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  Speaker 3: Oh. I find it, like my ex-father-in-law, God rest his soul,
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  Speaker 3: Fred Thomason, he was in the Navy and the Marines.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 3: Both. And he had tattoos everywhere. He had the big
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  Speaker 3: Semper Fi tattoo. And then he had one that said
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  Speaker 3: Broken Heart. Then it said Mom under it like like
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  Speaker 3: it should that's all those traditional ones that you think
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  Speaker 3: of yeah and then he had one that said uh
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  Speaker 3: what was it what was the woman's name something like
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  Speaker 3: shirley or something which was not his wife's name it
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  Speaker 3: was some other yeah and he never had that tape
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  Speaker 3: you know crossed out or just one line it and
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  Speaker 3: change it no.
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  Speaker 6: He just left it and that Is there an age
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  Speaker 6: restriction on when you can sign up for the Navy?
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  Speaker 7: No, there isn't.
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  Speaker 6: They're taking five-year-olds.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, children. Come on.
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  Speaker 2: Well, minimum 17 usually with a parental waiver, and then
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  Speaker 2: I think 35 to 40. Everything's waivable, though, so I
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  Speaker 2: would always ask your recruiter because there's waivers for everything.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, 35 to 40 is the limit button. They won't
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  Speaker 3: take it?
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  Speaker 2: It's one or the other, but they'll waive it.
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  Speaker 5: I had people in their 40s in my boot camp.
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  Speaker 3: Really?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, so I would always just ask a recruiter.
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  Speaker 3: So when you got this wild hair and you said,
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to join the Navy, what precipitated that really?
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  Speaker 5: Well, my brother was in the military, and I've always
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  Speaker 5: been interested in it.
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  Speaker 2: And I got to a point where I wanted to
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  Speaker 2: do something that I felt was important, so that's why
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  Speaker 2: I chose medicine. And the Navy, I don't know, they
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  Speaker 2: had the corpsmen, which are— fairly well-trained as far as
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  Speaker 2: military medics.
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  Speaker 5: Go, and so that was appealing to.
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  Speaker 3: Me as well. And did you go to a recruiter's
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  Speaker 3: office or something? Yep, I reached out to one.
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  Speaker 2: I found one online and went and met with them,
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  Speaker 2: and you just sit down, and they tell you the
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  Speaker 2: whole process, and you start doing paperwork.
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  Speaker 3: Did they get real excited?
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  Speaker 5: They try to contain it, because they want you to
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  Speaker 5: want to be there. It's like a first date. You
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  Speaker 5: don't want to seem too eager about it.
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  Speaker 7: But he just re-enlisted, so he's He signed up for more.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm on another five years. So what kind of rank?
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  Speaker 3: You start out as what, and do you get promoted?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so in the Navy, you can either go to
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  Speaker 2: boot camp as an E-1 to E-3, depending on if
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  Speaker 2: you have any college or ROTC or things like that.
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  Speaker 5: That can get you promoted.
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  Speaker 3: So you were just an E-1.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was an E-1, and then I'm an E-5 now.
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  Speaker 3: That's not very— you should be a corporal or a cadet
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  Speaker 3: or a— What does E1 or E3 or 5, what
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  Speaker 3: does that mean?
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  Speaker 5: Well, all the branches have the E, so it's enlisted 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
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  Speaker 2: So an E5 would be like the equivalent of a
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  Speaker 2: sergeant in the Army or something.
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  Speaker 3: But the Navy kind of does theirs differently. So I'm
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  Speaker 3: a petty officer second class. Oh, there you go, petty
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  Speaker 3: officer second class. That's what I was looking for.
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  Speaker 7: I don't like the name petty officer. It doesn't sound important.
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  Speaker 7: Petty doesn't sound good. No, it doesn't sound important enough.
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  Speaker 3: You think you'll ever get to be a bosun? No. Again.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know what a boatswain is. They're like
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  Speaker 3: the ones that swab the decks. It's a job like
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  Speaker 3: a boatswain's mate. They do the chipping paint. It's what
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  Speaker 3: you think of when you think of a sailor. You're
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  Speaker 3: not going to be an admiral ever. No. Let's see.
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  Speaker 6: What has your favorite location been so far?
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  Speaker 2: Honestly, Diego Garcia out of all of the islands, including
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  Speaker 2: San Diego and Florida, which is the other places I've been.
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  Speaker 2: Just because it's a really unique place to be. And
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  Speaker 2: it's a small community where you live and work and
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  Speaker 2: hang out with everyone. And you get to meet a
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  Speaker 2: lot of really cool people.
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  Speaker 3: And there's a, I mean, it's a beach. Are you
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  Speaker 3: on the beach a lot? Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You can't walk 50 yards without being on another beach.
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  Speaker 3: And do people surf there or anything like that?
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  Speaker 5: No, they don't surf.
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  Speaker 2: There's a lot of, like, kayaking, paddle boarding, snorkeling, fishing,
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  Speaker 2: a lot of fishing. So if you like any of
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  Speaker 2: that stuff, it's beautiful.
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  Speaker 3: I loved it. Yeah. Did you go snorkeling and stuff
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  Speaker 3: like that?
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  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fun.
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  Speaker 2: Right before I came out here, I cut my foot
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  Speaker 2: on coral and got infection.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Hiroko has a question for you.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning, Hiroko. Nice to hear from you. Good morning,
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  Speaker 3: everyone in Festus.
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  Speaker 2: Hello.
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  Speaker 3: My question is, I believe, Festus, you.
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  Speaker 2: Played in a band when you were in Salt Lake, right?
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  Speaker 3: I did, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then I think I saw you play opening for
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  Speaker 1: the Struts, and then my question is, are you.
• 13:59
  Speaker 3: Still playing music actively or just on a personal level?
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember the Struts show at the Depot. Yeah,
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: so I've played with, like, coworkers and stuff, and on
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: the island there was a band that would play at
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: the local bar, so I do still try to get
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: out and play music.
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: Good. Oh, cool. Yeah. Yeah, there's probably a big music
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: scene in El Salvador. I'll find it. I'll figure it out.
• 14:25
  Speaker 6: Thank you, Hiroko.
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: Thank you. Nice to hear from you.
• 14:28
  Speaker 6: Where would you like to go that you haven't yet?
• 14:31
  Speaker 5: I think Italy would be really cool.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: Can I come visit you there?
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: You absolutely can. That would be weird if you didn't.
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: You know, you could go to Italy without him being there.
• 14:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but I want to go somewhere and visit him.
• 14:42
  Speaker 6: I've tried to.
• 14:43
  Speaker 7: Do it for a year.
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 14:44
  Speaker 6: Gina, when you're in Italy and you say, no cheese,
• 14:51
  Speaker 6: they're going to laugh your ass out of the restaurant.
• 14:55
  Speaker 6: Or they'll just serve it to you and say, this
• 14:58
  Speaker 6: is how the chef made it.
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: We had an Italian dinner here a week or so
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: ago where you were like, there's no cheese on this?
• 15:04
  Speaker 5: And she's like, no. And it comes and there's cheese
• 15:06
  Speaker 5: on it.
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: Because Italians lie about cheese. They're known cheese liars. It's
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: supposed to be in there.
• 15:17
  Speaker 7: Talk a little bit about.
• 15:20
  Speaker 7: Oh, do we not have time?
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: Let's hurry and do it.
• 15:24
  Speaker 6: We're running out of time. Never mind.
• 15:27
  Speaker 7: We're running out of time.
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay. Well, I was anticlimactic.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: I didn't want him to launch into a story if
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: we didn't have time for a story. Somebody says, get
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: ready to fall in love with.
• 15:38
  Speaker 7: Papusas.
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: I've heard about the papusas. They're delicious.
• 15:41
  Speaker 5: I've heard there's places in Salt Lake that you can
• 15:44
  Speaker 5: get them.
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: I think there's an El Salvadorian themed restaurant here somewhere.
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: I've had papusas.
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: Hello, sailor boy!
• 15:52
  Speaker 7: Isn't he cute?
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: Look at him.
• 15:54
  Speaker 7: He's all grown up.
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: He's not cute. He's handsome.
• 16:01
  Speaker 7: That's my boy.
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: He's sleepy.
• 16:03
  Speaker 7: You can go take a nap now if you want.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: Have to take your mother's permission to go take a nap.
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: Big sailor boy.