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How Your Parents Have Embarrassed You · Podcast - Big 98.7

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My father. You know, parents, you gotta love them, but my
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god, can they embarrass you at times, especially when you're young. Right,
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and now that I am a parent, I can't wait to do it.
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They don't even know they're doing it. Like, for example, did
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you hear Travis Kelcey. Of course, Taylor swifts to boyfriend talking about the
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fact that the last game you saw her talking to his dad, Ed Kelsey.
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You know, hear a lot about dad, a lot of love for
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Mama Kelsey. Yeah, but here's Ed and he said that he was as
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nervous as all hack. Yeah, Taylor talking to dad. You already know
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you know dad like I know Dad, which is he shouldn't be talking to
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this. This is a terrifying conversation. I felt terrible. All he's doing
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is just absolutely pumping her up. He started listening to her music a little
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more. Oh that's cue. That is cute. But imagine sitting there,
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your head's trying to be in the game, and you're thinking, oh my
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gosh, do you think he's gonna tell her about this situation? Is he
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gonna embarrass me? What are you gonna do? Right? That's how I
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am with my mom in a way, when I see her talking to one
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of my friends or something, I'm like, what is she saying. My
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mom embarrassed me a lot when we were young, because, like in sport,
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you know, if I'm on the football field or if I'm on the
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baseball field, the parents are in the stands and that's where they go.
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The players, the kids, they're on the field. But my mom didn't
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understand that boundary. So there would be multiple times where why I'm on the
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wrestling mat and my mom would all of a sudden, my mom is standing
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there, like next to the coaches with a bottle of gatorade. It's like,
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here, I brought you a gate rade. I'm like, that's great.
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She would just walk onto the baseball field. Or when I was and
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I just forgot here. You'd be playing left field and Mom would just be
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like on the field playing Rover for a second with it. And my aunt
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was the same way. The most traumatic thing that ever happened to me was
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a high school baseball game. And I'm a sophomore, so I'm like one
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of the young ones on the team and wearing this heated baseball game in Dilworth
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and I'm in the dugout while the team is in the field. So I'm
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like on the bench. You got our coach who's like very intense, And
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all of a sudden, the gate swings open in the middle of this game.
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And my aunt who has a little dog, a little miniature pincher named
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Pooper stop. Pooper is the dog's name, and you know, he's like
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overfed, his bellies dragging on the ground out and the gate swings open,
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and I see Pooper walking in the dugout, followed by my aunt and she
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goes. She called me Tater. She goes, Tater, Pooper came to
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see you. And my old a sophomore in high school in my college.
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We're in the middle of this, like, you know, very intense game.
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My coach, who had a temper on him for sure, looked over
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at me and just was like, first gonna you know, kill me.
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Not a fan of Tater or Pooper, it sounds. But then he started
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he just cracked a smile, like how can you not Pooper came to see
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you? And I just went good out of here, only because he's so
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I mean at that point, because the coach is older, that's a moment.
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He loves it. You're in marriage. I mean, that's so great
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trending. Now here's what you need him. Now. Well, I'm really
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confused because I guess I'm paying fourteen ninety nine for Netflix. I have no
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idea. I thought I just had the Basic plan, but uh, according
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to Netflix, there adding three dollars to everything, so we knew there was
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going to be an increase. The Basic plan is nine ninety nine and it's
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going to eleven ninety nine. Premium Plan is nineteen ninety nine, jumping into
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twenty two ninety nine. These are the plan here with ads. I believe
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the ones sans ads. I don't think those are changing from what I understand.
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But it's all very confusing. Again, It's just a thing that comes
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out of you account every month. You don't pay much attention to it,
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and right away you're like, okay, three bucks, I'm watching it all
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the time. But then if you have Hulu Disney Plus, they're tacking on
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fees for that. Peacock haven't even dabbled into that. Peacock crazy. And
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the Basic Plan, by the way, is also no longer available for new
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members in the US. Oh, they really cracked down on the password thinking
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it worked because they said apparently they've just increased the amount of subscribers. You're
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tenfold because of all these people that were mooching out their family for so long.
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Can't we just keep it at nine ninety nine? Then Netflix now they
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got us. Now we you know, we're at their mercy. They'll charge
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whatever they want. It's like a cell phone plan. You have to have
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the cell phone, but all this stuff involved. You know, how dare
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all these companies charge us for their services. It's really bush league And speaking
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of companies that people just love to unleash on in social media land, it's
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so great to me yesterday. United Airlines they're actually doing something great. They
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are trying to speed up the boarding process. I don't like how they charge
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us for tickets, but other than that they're good. Then all the fees
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and you know, depending on what airline you fly, it does get a
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little crazy. But United is just talking about how there's no fees involved.
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It's just if you have a window seat, we want you to board the
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plane first. There's not like front to back or back to front. It's
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just windows seats first. Yeah, so everybody says, everybody, get in
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your window seats. So then you don't have to crawl over me and be
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like, oh yeah, excuse me, I'm in that one. For some
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reason, people don't get the ABC d EFG understanding where they're at. I
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know, there's bizarre to me. I get so anxious walking down that aisle
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and you see the row and you're like, okay, that person's in my
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seat. What are you doing? What are you doing? And at nine
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times out of ten they're they act like you're the one. Then you guys
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do it. Oh, I guess I'll check just in gaze. I'm wrong,
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but I know I'm not. Well. There was a lot of parents
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that were upset about this. They're like, oh my gosh, so I'm
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gonna send my two year old to a window seat. No, no,
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you're gonna be able to go on with your family. So if you're if
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you're in a reservation with a group of people, you can all get on
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board together because then your seats are right next to each other. Therefore,
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it makes sense. I just love if you are, honey, you're twenty
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five, f go good luck, Now get in there. This makes sense.
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People get so antsy about getting on the plane, like what zone they're
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in? You can tell people are cheating. It's you know, guys,
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the plane can't leave until we're all on there anyway, how anxious they get,
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Yes, the whole thing. The worst is if you are debord.
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Is it debording? Yeah, I believe it's unboarded. Whatever. Whenever you're
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getting off the airplane and you have dplane, deep plane, if you have
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a flight that you have to catch, you're running late, any of that.
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If you're in that situation, you're losing your mind, right of course.
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Yeah, But are you ever on there? Like, Okay, I'm
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with my kid. I just want to go, so you you don't let
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these people go ahead of you. Oh my gosh, I take so much.
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Okay. One people who get up right away when the plane lands and
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shoot up the aisle thinking that they're gonna get off first. Worst people in
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the world. But I love the people. If I'm like, let's say
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I'm in the aisle seat and the people who are in the window in the
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middle, I can tell they want to get up so bad. Of course,
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yes, right when the plane lands, they have already knelt like they're
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sitting there with their butts in the air. What are you doing? But
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you're gonna sit there for ten more minutes anyway. So I just enjoyed so
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much to sit there and not move a muscle, keep my headphones in,
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still sitting there, chill as can be. And they're just like, come
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on, come on, you sit right there, Bud. But you know
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I'm a sick puppy. You know I'm a sick off. You're sick and
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twisted. And uh, how about this, the Carolina Reaper, they created
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a spicy pepper. It is the spiciest one yet in ten years, you're
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the Carolina Reaper. Isn't that a pepper? So you're telling me of pepper
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created another pet they're breeding now the creator Carolina Reaper didn't do it. But
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it's called pepper X so jalapinos about five thousand on the Scoville scale for the
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heat. Yes, really, I've done your research here. I'm just trying
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to give you an example, Pike. Okay, so it's how hot a
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gelapano is five thousand, pepper X is two point six million. Geez,
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that's way more that a killer, Thankspike. I just like that they're inventing
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new food. I didn't know that was happening, just making it hotter.
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I just don't understand it, especially the older I get. I used to
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love everything hot and spicy. Post kids. Acid reflex is just brutal reflux.
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Reflux. What a night stickler this guy is. Yeah, you want
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to I'm scared to give the weather. You give the weather and I'll talk
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about the big, big announcement that people need to know about tomorrow, sunny
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and a high of sixty three. Nailed it, tike it, Amanda in
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the morning, big ninety eight point seven father, Oh, Dad's gods,
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they can embarrass you, can't they when you're a kid. There's nothing worse
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when your parents because you think your parents are the lamest people in the world,
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no matter what. So Amanda was teasing us with a little story about
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her stepdad embarrassing her in high school. And your stepdad. Lance Pants is
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his name, right, That's what I call him. First and last name,
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first name Lance, last time Pants. I've been waiting to hear the
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story from well Lance himself. Well, good morning, Lance Pants. How
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are you good, mister Pants? How are you? I'm on hunting and
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I haven't seen beer yet. You're out stand right now. I'm on hunting
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right now. Yeah, Oh gosh, we'll have to be quiet. Sorry
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to bother you, Lance Pants, but we've got some urgent matters to handle
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here. Lance. What is it a matter of reference to be an embarrassing
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story from when she was in high school that had to do with you and
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a thong? Do you remember this? No? I don't. My senior
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year, Oh yeah, oh yeah, you remember that when I we had
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gone to our house and we were taking pictures classic, yeah, yep,
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and I had forgotten something because you know, when you're a chick, you
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don't want to wear the high heels all the time. So I needed my
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sandals. I wanted my flip flops, right Lance. And then the guys
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were like, okay, okay, so Lance, continue, what did you
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what did you decide you were going to do? Well? You know what
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the song means to me, you know. So I went and found some
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of your underwear, all the boys that you were with, and I remember,
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and here's your song. I mean what? So we all go to
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Zorbas and the guys walk in and they're just all smirking, and I am
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just more I'm like, why are they kind of giggling laughing not really thinking
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it's about me? And they're like ah, and you know how you take
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a rubber band and sh you did it somebody? Oh they shot the underwear
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the white song at me and they're like a Lance gave these to us.
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Oh it was white Lance, you dirty dog. I mean I love it
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the songs. So I got her for just doing what he was asking.
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Well, Lance, thank you for sharing this story. Now go shoot a
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deer. Okay, you gotta be real quiet and pee in a bottle if
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you have to. All right, thanks Bike, Lancy Bike in a minute
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in the morning, Big Nuddy eight points. Jonas Brothers, Oh my gosh,
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five albums are going to be performing at the Green Grand Forks, Yes,
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at the Center November seventeenth. His own will be a lot of fun.
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So let's give somebody some tickets here with a round of hometown throw down.
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Oh boy, so you need to represent your hometown really put them on
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the map. And let's say good morning to our contestants. First up,
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raining from Crookston, we have any. Good morning, Tiffany, Good morning,
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guys, Well, good morning. Who are you at the office?
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I am in the office. Okay, all right, Well what do you
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love about Crookstone? I feel like we did a field trip to Kirkston.
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Is there a like a bakery or something up there, or we'd love to
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drive an hour and a half to go do a bakery in your town,
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like the school. Maybe there was something with the bakery in a school.
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I don't know what your big bakery fan. All of the sudden, the
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man, We're gonna go on a tour of towns visiting bakeries. Anyway,
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Tiffany his hometown Throwdown. Let's meet your challenger raining from Fargo. I think
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her name is joe Anne. Good morning, Joanne, Good morning. What
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do you love about Fargo? There's so many things. The fact that they
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have a dispensary here. I didn't know about the dispenser. All right,
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that's interesting. You got your med card or what? Joeanne? Yes,
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they do love it. All right, here we go. Are you high
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right now? Okay? Sorry? Here we go, Ladies for Jonas Brothers
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tickets. I will ask five trivia questions. If you know the answer and
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you want to buzz in, you just say your hometown first one you get
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three, right, is the winner? Are we ready? All right?
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Here we go. Let's do this question number one of Hometown Throwdown. In
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the title of the TV show Third Rock from the Sun. What is the
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rock that it is referring to? Bargo? Go ahead, Joanne Earth,
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Wow, I have no IDEA brilliant third off from the Sun? Who knew?
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Hey? All right? Question two? What animal is Indiana Jones famously
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afraid of Bargo? Joe Anne? Go ahead? Thanks snakes, my gosh,
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Joeanne, you are on a roll. I'm with you, Tiffany,
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I have zero clue on either of these. All right, Tiffany, Well,
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we'll throw one your way, not that I know what your way is.
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What popular game is also known as dummy boards, dad hole or doghouse,
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anybody or bag to one A little lady, you're writing a man as
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bags or corn hole. I was looking for corn hole. Gosh, I've
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never heard it be called dad hole before. Well you learned something today,
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all right? For the wind, Joanne? What is the name of the
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gorilla who was killed in twenty sixteen when a three year old fell into his
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enclosure at the Cincinnati Zoo. So sad name that gorilla? I didn't expect
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to cry today, but rest in peace? Three two one? Who was
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it? Amanda? I can't even bring myself to say his name? It
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was a tough one for you. Harambe rest in peace. King Remember all
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right? For the wind, Joan again, how many sides does a hexagon
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have? Oh? For the wind, Joanne? How many? Wow?
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Indeed, Tiffany, just because Pike made this so ridiculous, We're gonna hook
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you up with some tickets to the Haunted Farm. But Joanne, Wow,
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you and Pike are on the same wavelength. Johan, brilliant work today.
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You got yourself some Jonas Brothers tickets. You excited? Yeah, Big Jonas
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Brothers. Fanta win Well, I really love to go to the shows and
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see the lights, the dancing, it's the whole than see it. I
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just see Joanne just shimmying and going, I'm a sucker for you. Yeah,
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I feel it. I feel it, Joanne. Well, shimmey away,
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Joanne, congratulations. Hang on, ladies, and Amanda in the morning
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on Big are you ready? That's he is piping hot today and now Amanda
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Stills, let's see. Let's see. Brought to you by JDP Electric.
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Travis Kelsey, We've seen him rocking some crazy outfits. One of the latest
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that everybody was having a heyday with was, of course, Taylor Swan's Swift
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fans would point this out. Remember those pants, I thought they looked like
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fire, but they were velvet. Apparently Taylor Swift has curtains in her home
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that looked just like that. Crazy that they would and they were doing like
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side by sides of it. Anyway, Travis comes to the curtains match the
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pants. They sure did? They sure did. I guess. Well,
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he's really embracing the fame. I like he is, and he confessed it
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takes him at least three hours to pick out his game day outfits. I
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love it, he says, I kind of just want to wear off instinct.
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Three hours is your instinct, Travis, this outfit, I'm wearing that
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out. This was instinct getting dressed in the dark, not caring at all.
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Right, what you've got on, that's well thought out. He converted
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his bedroom and his home and it has over three hundred pairs of sneakers Lavish
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Impulse purchases, but he says he doesn't care. He goes, I wear
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stuff that puts a smile on my face. Obviously not a look everybody's gonna
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like. And I'm not offetedi if somebody doesn't like it. I look like
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a clown with a fun hat on and some wacky jeans. It is what
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it is. I love it. Yeah, when you dress like that,
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it's not to please everybody. It's to be divisive, to be a conversation
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piece, and I appreciate that. Did you see him, by the way,
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talking yesterday about how all these people were saying he was trying to act
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like Taylor's security. He's like, no, I was just being a gentleman.
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I don't need you know her security to open the door, right,
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I can just do it. No, Taylor needs this man, just a
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horse of a man. And Kanye West told Elon Musk that he had signs
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of autism, and that is something that happened after a two thousand and two
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car crash. Now, there is a text message thread that was released yesterday
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between Kanye and it's not between them. It's Kanye to Elon. It doesn't
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look like Elon ever responded to anything. And it says, when are we
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going to speak? You owe me nothing. You never have to speak to
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me again. But if we do speak, the nature of the relationship has
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to change. I'm not bipolar. I have signs of autism from a car
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accident. He then was talking about how well Kim Kardashian won't let him see
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his children and said, you can't watch him keep my kids from me and
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not say anything publicly and then call yourself my friend so I can bring my
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audience to your struggling platform. Did Elon call him bipolar? Is that what
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that's referring to? Do? I think so? And I think a lot
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of people have said that, because if I remember right, he told the
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world that he had it. So at the very least, because he ended
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up canceling his tour, he was only out for like a couple of weeks,
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I want to say. And then I think for insurance purposes, because
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he would have had to pay all that he said he was bipolar and he
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was going anything he went through treatment. I know he's had mental health issues.
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I don't know if he's been diagnosed bipolar or it's just that our Twitter
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doctors diagnosed. Who knows. But at the very least, I didn't know
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car accidents could cause autism. That's I don't know what to believe about any
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of this anymore. His ex at Julia Fox that was dating him for five
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minutes. She released her tell All book, which is laughable in general,
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like, should we write a tell all book? Seems to be the thing
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right now. John Stamos is coming out with what I meant, everybody is
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doing well, we should, but we gotta have something really juicy to hook
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people. It's kind of like the Timberlake cheating, which we're about to talk
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about. Yes we will, but anyway, Julia Fox was saying how Kanye
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West was like a child having a second child. Always wanted to talk to
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him on the phone whenever they weren't together, was still wanting to be around.
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And that's the worst type of partner, the ones that always want to
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talk to you alone. Man. This book isn't even out until Tuesday,
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and we are getting bombshell after bombshell. A lot of it is about Justin
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Timberlake. I really do feel like that's only going to be a few pages
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in her book. But we're finding out that Britney spears dish that Justin Timberlake
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cheated on her with another celebrity. Fans are speculating that it is a girl
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from All Saints. Do you remember that band? Fans? So now four
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now that's what I call music. Four. I want to see that what
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that was off of jam. So she's saying she's not revealing the identity of
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the woman, saying that she's now married and has kids, and I don't
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want to embarrass her. Never mind Justin Timberlake and his wife and kids.
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We're not gonna worry about that. Oh yeah, no kidding, But well
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that I mean the her affair portion of I guess what you are about to
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get to that's been public for a while, I feel. Yeah, she
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says that she cheated on him as well with Wade Robson. Oh Wade,
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that's a Michael Jackson accuser. Yeah, and super random and a lot of
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people found out about him that way. But I remember he was on a
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few dance shows. He was a huge choreographer back in the Justin Timberlake and
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Britney Spears days. There was a TV show on MTV that he was really
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a part of. But he was on tour with her, yeah during that
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time, and in sync. So it sounds like they've both cheated on each
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other, which you know, honestly, they were both on top of the
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world. Everybody wanted them, so not the most surprising thing in the world.
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Sounds like it's just sort of a wash, So do we can just
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move on? Yeah? I just want to know what else is in this
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book because right now it all being about justin Timberlake kind of feels icky to
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me. But there's gotta be more. Well, yeah, I mean everything
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that happened after the Conservative or ship, and maybe that's where we're not getting
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any of that information. But then also how much does she really remember of
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all that? When's your your book? Come your pre order? Oh?
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Oh, your audiobook? I don't know, I've did you get the audio
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booker in the picture book? I forget which where she's saying that I've never
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bought a book before, but I've never ordered a book, so I don't
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know. Is it supposed to just slide into my d I was like,
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Hi, here's Britney Spears book. I really don't know. I'm not saying
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I've never bought a book, but this is all very new to me.
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It's like a man in the morning, Come on't get up on diage.
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You want suspect a thing when you hear that telephone room by friend's lacking?
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Never this lesson by freydun You want by Frick. Now here's a woman who's
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expecting her driveway to be poored today. She's got herself a concrete company of
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course, coming on over. So her husband let us in on that fact.
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And I think I'm going to use that to our vantage here. However,
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I'm gonna pretend to be drunk. Okay, there's no way you're gonna
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make it me a person who's never been drunk, right, no idea how
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to act, but we'll see. We'll do our best. Okay, here
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we go. Good morning, is Shauna? Yes, this is Shauna Shanna
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Babo Hopkins. Four men over here at the concrete crew is set to for
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your driveway this morning. Oh okay, great, So are we still on
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for this morning? Yeah? Yeah, we're still on all right. I
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just got to confirm your address, make sure we're driving over to the right
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place here. You still on the fourth Avenue? Yeah? Hey, are
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you feeling okay? Oh yeah, I'm fine. I just had a few
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cocktails this morning. Yeah. Anyway, just want to double check before we
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get over there. You still wanted that concrete driveway or you maybe want to
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try something different? What is something different? I don't know, wood or
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something what? No, I do not want a wood driveway? Are you
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insane? Okay, fine, that's fine with me. Can I interest you
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in one of our many color options, like you ever wanted a green driveway
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or the blue one? Uh, there's what is happening with you? Okay.
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By the way, I am not letting a drunk guy poured my driveway
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and just like, don't even show up because I'm going to go get a
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different company. But just consider the stop cancel you don't need, Okay,
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Shawna, this is a prank phone call. Nobody's drunk. Well, somebody's
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probably just not me. I was like this Pike and Amanda in the morning,
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a big ninety two point seven. Oh my god. It's one of
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those things I totally should have known. I mean, the slurring at the
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beginning was like a little tip off, but I was like, you know,
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some people just don't speak clearly, right, terified. It's definitely one
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of those things. We call it Pike's prank. And this, of course
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was the doing of your husband, who knows all about the concrete, so
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he let us sit on that little secret. And your husband wanted to set
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you up and have a little fun. So it's all in good fun,
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right, Oh, all in good fun. But I'm definitely gonna let raw.
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I don't know if to get him back somehow, Maybe I'll be calling
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you to help me out. Well, sure, we love the all about
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in the morning, Big Nutty eight point seven. You believe it's already all
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over Halloween. I feel like it's only September. It's hard to believe that
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it's gonna be Halloween and feel like it. But however, your kids will
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be out trick or treating before you know. And I'm sure there's a lot
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of excitement picking out costumes and oh yeah, of course, got your two
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kids. I'm sure excited to get some candy. Are they old enough to
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know? Like you know? For Briggs, he's three, Like, does
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he remember last year? Does he associate Halloween with candy? I forgot that
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you You weren't here last year for briggs Halloween that he was supposed to first
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remember, he refused to wear his costume, so I made him asign the
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same. I wanted to wear that blue tank tap he likes. Nope,
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he didn't have his hands on that yet. He just refuse to wear a
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costume. He's like not having it. So I put a sign on him
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and that just said refusing to wear my costume, but would like candy plays
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and he didn't really understand it at the time. Too's tough. Yeah,
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Sydney though, she was just I mean, she was like running from door
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to order to door. I'm like, Okay, let's chill a second,
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we need to calm down a little. Yeah, when you're getting unlimited candy,
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how exciting. However, there's a new trend out there that's going a
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little viral on TikTok because this couple, and you know this is the most
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annoying like health couple, They've gone viral for what they call their switch witch
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Halloween tradition. Normally, kids just go get all this candy and then they
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eat it over the next several months. However, their switch witch is basically,
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they go out and at the end of the night, they get to
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pick five pieces of candy, pick their favorite five. That's what they get
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to eat. Yeah, the five. They take the rest of the candy
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and they put it out on the porch, in the bucket or whatever,
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and there's a witch that allegedly comes in Well, yes, switches the candy
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with a little toy or something like that. Uh huh, have you done
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this? No? But I love this idea. Do you know what it
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is like for a week and a half, like them trying to find the
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candy go around and then having candy right before it Just it drives me crazy.
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I'm not a health like, oh you can't have this, you can't
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do that, but there just comes a place and a time where you just
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got to be done with the candy. So I would love for the switchwitch
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to come to my house where you get all of the candy or a majority
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of it, put it outside, and then you'd get I don't know whatever
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you're into Barbie Doll, Well, I know it, but I don't think
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this is like Santa where he'll just come and do it for you. I
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think you actually technically have to switch the candy. Man, there's no witch.
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Bye. I hate to spoil the switchwitch for the candy. Why did
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God everything's magical as this Christ is magical. Guess maybe not to mention at
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least candy you get something out of, like you can pick the good stuff
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out if you switch it with a toy, all that's gonna do is annoy
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you more. It's gonna to be more clutter in the house. It's just
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one little thing. What do you think of the switch Witch? Well,
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let us know it's a good idea or no, I think it's just trash.
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I think it's pipeing. Hont I can't wait, should we take this
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clip? I can't wait for you to have kids so we can have one
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more thing in the house. I have nephews, Amanda, you know how
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many one more things they've got laying around the house. But this is one
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more little toy. I can even make it, make it a switch Witch
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experience. I'm gonna take them. I'm gonna take them to a movie or
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okay, the witch will take them to the movie or two. Uh,
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I'm more, Candia, But pay gazillion dollars for when you just threw away
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a bunch of free stuff smart in the morning on Big Nutty eight. Well,
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I'm about to instill a little wisdom, you know, because I'm an
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old, old wise man, of course, with a lot of lessons.
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Just think about if you could give your younger self advice with what you know
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now. Of course, there's some things right, even when you're out of
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high school for a couple of years, you're able to go what was that?
26:56
And it's funny because then you think you figured it out, then you're
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like, oh, now I can see it clearly. But then three years
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later you look back at that current self and you're like, well, that
27:03
idiot didn't know anything either. Yeah, no, I hear you. So
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these are the advice that older people would give their younger self. So if
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you're a young person and you're never too young to be learning, like,
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for example, a job is just a way to get currency into your bank
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account, don't confuse it with who you are. And also, no matter
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what anyone ever tells you, your work is not a family harsh words,
27:25
but you know what I mean. True, it's easy sometimes to get caught
27:27
up in it. And I know there's life cycles where sometimes I know and
27:30
I'm not going to say my marriage failed the first time because it was all
27:33
more on that later. Your career is driven, but it was, you
27:37
know, kind of a one of those feelings where I was in a different
27:40
place where it was like, hey, I want to I did all of
27:41
the things for my career now. Work life balance is a huge absolutely,
27:45
even before kids, it's like, no, you got to put your marriage
27:48
first. You're the person in your life that's the pig. Thing is like
27:51
your job, whatever you do. They could drop you tomorrow and they'll move
27:53
on just fine, and they don't care for it, and it could wreck
27:56
your life if you let it. We're all replaceable, exactly. Also advice
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would be, if you're in an unhappy relationship, get out of it and
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enjoy single life. And this one is the most practical of them all,
28:08
very applicable for everybody. Wear sunscreen. Just do just wear sunscreen. It
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sounds so ridiculous, but it is insane. The older you get, just
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the the sun spots, the wrinkles. You just think. I remember my
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girlfriends and I from the days we'd put sun in in our hair to I
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mean we would take baby oil. I mean, just like what was I
28:30
think. I know, my buddies and I used to rub each other down
28:32
with bacon grease and lay out at the sun. No we didn't, but
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I mean not to mention the melanoma. I mean, there's just like and
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listen, but you're right, aging that's one of the biggest things. Yeah,
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when we moved to Florida, my wife every day, like would put
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sunscreen on, no matter what, no matter what we were doing. If
28:45
you're just going outside, you're driving even I am not the best at putting
28:48
it everywhere. But like now for like my face and wearing big hats and
28:52
sunglasses, like I'm good with not having sun right now. Yeah, love
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a big hat. Also some advice, don't let your world get small.
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Travel, have a variety of interests, spend time with family and friends.
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Now, Pike, you've got that one on lockdown. He well, now,
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my wife will argue with you that I don't travel nearly wide enough.
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I don't want to ever go abroad or anything like that. You know what
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I mean. I'd rather just go to Vegas. You be somewhere in Florida.
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Yep, he is very Uh, hey, we can go. We'll
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go on a vacation. Want to go to Iowa this weekend? Perfect?
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Yeah? Super? Why would we go to you know, Europe when we
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got Medora right down the road. Yeah. Six years of marriage, we've
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been to three places together, like the same three spots. Hey, it
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ain't broke this one, Jesus man. That's a big one. The two
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biggest decisions in your life are your career and your partner. Now, your
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career will probably change and it's not too bad, but changing your partner,
29:47
as we all know that can be a nightmare where he's like, I've got
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it together, don't. I nailed the career thing, and you seem to
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have nailed the partner thing. So learn how to save and invest money.
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Now, this is advice for your younger self. Inter and grazy. Here
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a young lady, make sure you're listening. Here it learn how to save
30:03
and invest money. Now, how many properties do you own? Is it
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zero? Not enough? Not get you? Gotta pump those numbers out.
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This is my husband and I have had this conversation we might need to have
30:12
a financial advisor. I'm not saying it's too late, but like when it
30:15
comes to investing and like let's say real estate for example, I'm so that
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is well, no, it's my number one regret. It really is,
30:22
because if you're aware of, like you know, the current market and what
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it was five years ago when I was a full time working adult, could
30:27
have bought a house. Just didn't just didn't think about it. Nobody told
30:32
me like, hey, like this would be a great idea. And now
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I'm just I'm behind. I am impressed though, from the time you went
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to Florida and came back, the knowledge you have about being an adult and
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financials way above my grot papers. Listen to a couple podcasts that'll do it,
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and then also the numbers a financial advisor, like what's your guys number?
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I gotta call it for you. Two in need to melp