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Happy Birthday and Leave the Cannoli · The Jim Colbert Show

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  Speaker 1: you today. You have myself Deb Roberts, our executive producer,
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  Speaker 1: and very special birthday boy today, mister Jack Bradshaw. Good afternoon,
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  Speaker 7: We do have a special request though.
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  Speaker 1: We do request that all of your talkbacks be special
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  Speaker 1: birthday wishes for Jack.
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  Speaker 3: They do not have to be there. Yeah, I think
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  Speaker 3: they should.
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  Speaker 1: I think they should. Just make sure they're nice.
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  Speaker 3: People speak what's on your heart?
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  Speaker 7: It doesn't no, no, don't do that.
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  Speaker 1: Don't do that. We're asking them to be nice today.
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  Speaker 1: How are you guys doing on this Tuesday?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it is a little gloomy out there, it.
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  Speaker 1: Is, and it's going to be over the next couple
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  Speaker 1: of days. Actually kind of cold out there. It's it's
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  Speaker 1: still only in the sixties.
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  Speaker 3: Last blast, last blast, last blast.
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  Speaker 8: Is this the first time that you guys have said
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  Speaker 8: last blast? Like, is this your official last blast? Because
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  Speaker 8: I just want to make sure.
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  Speaker 3: That we get it right.
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  Speaker 1: And Brian, for in case you don't know, Jimmy considers
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  Speaker 1: himself quite the weather prognosticator.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, over the years, I picked that up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, so sometime, you know, when it's still kind
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  Speaker 1: of winter, he'll say, that's it, last blast. Yeah, we're
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  Speaker 1: not going to get any cold weather anymore. And he
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  Speaker 1: identifies last blast as what anything below.
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  Speaker 7: Seventy fours high?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, high's blow seventy Okay, we're there.
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  Speaker 5: Today was sixty eight. When I read that, I thought
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  Speaker 5: it was like a misprint. I'm like, wait, is sixty
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  Speaker 5: h I knew. I knew the rain obviously brings cold,
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  Speaker 5: but I didn't think it was going to.
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  Speaker 3: Be sixty eight.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't either, especially since yesterday it was like eighty two.
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  Speaker 1: You know, that's crazy. All right, So for this Tuesday,
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  Speaker 1: of the hour. In case, Brian you want to join
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  Speaker 1: in with us on that as well, we appreciate it.
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  Speaker 7: We're going to be talking to stuff.
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  Speaker 6: Brian got a bunch of homework for today's show.
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  Speaker 3: Everyone else just gets to show up.
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  Speaker 9: Brian.
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  Speaker 3: It's like, here, you got to do this and they
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  Speaker 3: got to do that. Do this survey, yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 5: The survey wasn't short, by the way, Oh, only take
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  Speaker 5: a second.
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  Speaker 6: I'm like, wait a second, I believe I said about
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  Speaker 6: ten minutes.
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  Speaker 7: Ten to twelve minutes.
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  Speaker 1: Zo I was Were you guys surprised by the results
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  Speaker 1: of the survey though?
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  Speaker 3: A little bit?
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  Speaker 6: And now this is for our It's only Money segment.
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  Speaker 6: Scott Brown emailed this a link to do this survey
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  Speaker 6: to kind of gauge your how comfortable you are in
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  Speaker 6: the world of finance.
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  Speaker 1: Yea investing in what kind of investments you like to make?
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  Speaker 1: I was surprised at the results. I was surprised at
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  Speaker 1: how spot on. They were for me. But we'll be
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  Speaker 1: going over those results if you can hang out with
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  Speaker 1: us during the six o'clock hour. We've got a lot
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  Speaker 1: of stuff to talk about today. But first I want
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  Speaker 1: to find out Jack, what you got planned for your birthday?
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  Speaker 8: Oh well, steak, dinner, a little foot massage. Neither of those, However,
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  Speaker 8: sad time one event.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see, there's a different holiday for that, j Ross.
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  Speaker 3: My wife.
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  Speaker 6: We're going to my one daughter's house and our apartment
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  Speaker 6: and my wife and other daughter we're going there. We're
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  Speaker 6: gonna have pizza and cake and stuff and do that.
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  Speaker 6: That'll be fun. But in the near future we're all
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  Speaker 6: going on a cruise, so it's a kind of This
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  Speaker 6: is more of a subdued celebration.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, you're gonna just let it loose once you're
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  Speaker 1: on the ship.
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  Speaker 6: Right, Yeah, the cruise is really a celebration mainly of
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  Speaker 6: my wife's birthday and then a little bit of my birthday.
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  Speaker 3: That's about how.
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  Speaker 1: Works tune in married man, How does that sound? Is
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  Speaker 1: that pretty apropos for your life as well? Yeah, we're
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  Speaker 1: a little bit of mine, more of her.
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  Speaker 5: My wife's birthday was in March and we're celebrating our
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  Speaker 5: birthday this weekend.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to Tortuga Music.
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  Speaker 5: Festival and oh wow, yeah, so but my birthdays in
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  Speaker 5: May and this is a joint celebration.
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  Speaker 7: Oh is there really?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Kind of like this is your birthday and Christmas present?
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  Speaker 7: Yes?
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  Speaker 8: So was there ever a time where you guys like
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  Speaker 8: didn't celebrate birthdays? I guess Jack really isn't celebrating his right.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know just I mean, the whole cruise thing. Dude,
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  Speaker 8: that just seems kind of like splitting the difference. It's like,
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  Speaker 8: you know, you're not very passionate about your birthday.
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  Speaker 6: No, I love my birthday. I love working on my birthday.
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  Speaker 6: Hell no, you working on my birthday? Because they washed
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  Speaker 6: we got him. I could be home right now and
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  Speaker 6: then yes, and I love all the Facebook birthday greetings
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  Speaker 6: I get. Yeah, and I come in here, people wish
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  Speaker 6: me a happy birthday. Listeners wish to be a happy birthday.
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  Speaker 6: It doesn't suck.
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  Speaker 5: See, he got the hidden message in the webinar. We
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  Speaker 5: didn't get it, but this is a real that corporate
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  Speaker 5: sat down. Jack got it.
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  Speaker 6: You know what I got when I came in today,
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  Speaker 6: I got three more birthday gifts from the three of you,
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  Speaker 6: thank you very much. And I got cake it's beautiful,
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  Speaker 6: and I got lunch. I wasn't getting any of.
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  Speaker 10: That at all. True.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I.
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  Speaker 8: Don't like the point that I'm trying to make is
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  Speaker 8: that you didn't go on this cruise for your birthday.
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  Speaker 8: If you would have gone on the cruise for your birthday,
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  Speaker 8: you would have been on the cruise today. You would
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  Speaker 8: have been passionate about going. I gotta see the open waters.
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  Speaker 6: That was my plan back when I was planning this
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  Speaker 6: cruise in earlier this year, and then.
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  Speaker 7: Went screwed it up for you, Jack, Jim.
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  Speaker 6: Colbert saying I'm taking off the first weekend in my contract.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, so don't worry.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not still planning a wedding or anything.
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  Speaker 8: And wait, wait, wait, isn't Jim also on a cruise. Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: he's Swaggerjack to your trip. He took your culture man.
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  Speaker 3: Not only that, no birthday gift from Colbert.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, he probably spent thousands on the cruise just so
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  Speaker 6: he wouldn't have to give me a birthday gift.
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  Speaker 7: Maybe No, do you think he would go that far?
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  Speaker 3: I do?
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  Speaker 1: Wait, a second, even though he did respond to an
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  Speaker 1: endorsement email. I found that interesting.
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  Speaker 8: No, my guy exactly, babe.
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  Speaker 1: I thought that phone was often in the safe. That's
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  Speaker 1: what I'm going to remind him when he gets back.
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  Speaker 8: Our guy is playing three D chess and I'm just
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  Speaker 8: trying to pick up on his sick jigsaw waves. This
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  Speaker 8: is what Jim is doing. Is it his birthday gift
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  Speaker 8: to Jack? Is him not being here?
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 8: That's him reading the room?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Jack, come on.
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  Speaker 3: More more ice cream cake?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: You see what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 8: He's got Zilla on an ice cream cake. I've seen
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  Speaker 8: that year in year out.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I don't know. I mean up seat there, he's
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  Speaker 1: showing you the ice cream cake.
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  Speaker 3: Only engineers, that's for you.
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  Speaker 5: I left mine outside because of the rules, did you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh wow?
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  Speaker 1: I was wondering.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, the rules, boy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a stickler.
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  Speaker 7: Are you a stickler for the rules.
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  Speaker 3: When it comes to that kind of stuff?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, because I'm the call I'm the one in the
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  Speaker 5: mornings that people call to fix the things that they break.
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  Speaker 6: When the company says, oh, the next time the employee
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  Speaker 6: breaks a piece of equipment, they're going to have to
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  Speaker 6: pay for the piece of equipment.
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  Speaker 7: Has that been said?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, several times. I think it's.
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  Speaker 5: Actually been enacted. Really it has, from what I understand,
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  Speaker 5: at least once.
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  Speaker 1: It means.
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  Speaker 3: That's why we say no food and drink in this studio.
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  Speaker 1: And there is none that you can see. I really
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  Speaker 1: want to give you my gift, though, Jack, I really
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  Speaker 1: want to give you my gift.
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  Speaker 3: I want you to give me your gift.
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  Speaker 1: Ross. Would you run out there and get Why are
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  Speaker 1: we saying it like that because we didn't bring him
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  Speaker 1: into the studio with us.
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  Speaker 8: No, no, you guys are saying it like some weird undertone.
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  Speaker 7: No, don't say that.
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  Speaker 3: You're talking about Ross.
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  Speaker 8: I don't have access to the buttons.
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  Speaker 1: Every man says that. Every man says that, and it
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  Speaker 1: never for a fly.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta work hard. I'm sorry, dude, it's there, my
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  Speaker 3: friend from yesterday six to twelve, six.
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  Speaker 1: Six to twelve, just tongue bang that I have a
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  Speaker 1: mere nine.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a little late. Actually, I just can't find him.
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  Speaker 1: I have access to him, and after a while you
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  Speaker 1: just get tired of trying, right, you know, you're just
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  Speaker 1: like whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll just go old school. I don't know what
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  Speaker 3: that means.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm too scared to ask.
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  Speaker 3: I'm done looking. I'm just gonna go O G. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: rail your way through it.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, no, you know sometimes, ain't nothing wrong with classic
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  Speaker 8: love making, not at all.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what he means by that, but Brian,
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  Speaker 1: it really made you laugh, and I kind of really
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  Speaker 1: want to know why.
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  Speaker 3: I just don't know how we went in this direction
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  Speaker 3: so quickly.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the Jim Culbert Show. This usually happens by
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  Speaker 1: three oh three.
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  Speaker 3: I'm guessing to him classic would be missionary. Yeah, yeah, you.
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  Speaker 8: Know, yeah, I'm going to so every now and then
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  Speaker 8: I'll go to a third world country because I'm going missionary.
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  Speaker 3: All right, But.
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  Speaker 5: That's the joke down the hall, that's that's where that's
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  Speaker 5: where my bar is at.
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  Speaker 3: Missionary. Oh we're talking missionary.
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  Speaker 5: We're talking her on the bottom of me on top,
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  Speaker 5: things like that. We're not doing anything exotic down there.
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  Speaker 5: As Johnny Tomorrow, I will.
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  Speaker 8: Like the other day I toasted two pieces of bread
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  Speaker 8: and then just put two things of ham in it,
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  Speaker 8: and I was like, this is a great sandwich. Oh gee,
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  Speaker 8: it was a missionary of sandwiches.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, you don't have to go all fancy sometimes right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was the only time. You know, having you know,
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  Speaker 1: a dismount bar is not always meaning it's going to
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  Speaker 1: be the best.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Do you guys notice that the whole time we're talking,
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  Speaker 1: the birthday boy has been slamming his cake.
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  Speaker 11: Oh oh yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Well when we talk like this, he gets hungry. Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: that's weird.
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  Speaker 1: It's kind of like the whole George Gestanza eating a
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  Speaker 1: sandwich and bed kind of thing.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, you just took an entire ice cream cake to
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  Speaker 8: the dome. On the segment, he was a snorfing it down.
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  Speaker 3: That's a word I made.
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  Speaker 1: Up, snorf sniffing it down. Yeah, snorking it down.
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  Speaker 8: You can't snort food, but you can snorf it.
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  Speaker 1: You can hork it. I know that it.
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  Speaker 3: Wasn't a whole cake. It was only quarter of a cake.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but I did notice as soon as that
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  Speaker 1: big bite was taken on him, like, okay, I know
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  Speaker 1: who that's going to.
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't even thinking of that.
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  Speaker 6: When you said that, I'm like, oh damn, straight, I
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  Speaker 6: will take Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: It's not the whole cake, it's just a quarter of cake.
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  Speaker 8: It's you just ate twenty percent of an entire cake.
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  Speaker 8: You just dome piece a quarter of a cake.
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  Speaker 1: It's his birthday and he can do whatever he wants
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  Speaker 1: to do. But we're gonna do real quick. We do have,
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  Speaker 1: like I said, some fun topics we're going to talk about.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna one of the things we're going to talk about,
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  Speaker 1: you guys, it was a story about a band that
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  Speaker 1: came here from the Midwest to perform at Walt Disney
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  Speaker 1: World when the worst occurred, and it's what their band
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  Speaker 1: leader went to do to make sure that these kids
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  Speaker 1: their trip wasn't affected. It's just one of those ways
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  Speaker 1: that teachers, you know, other school employees go above and
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  Speaker 1: beyond for their students. Also, we're going to talk about
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  Speaker 1: the Orlando Kite Festival. Have you guys ever flown a kite?
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  Speaker 3: Not successfully?
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  Speaker 6: The last time I did was the day a hurricane
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  Speaker 6: was coming. Really yeah, because I knew we'd have good win.
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  Speaker 7: Seriously, right, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: One of my more indelible memories of a child of
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  Speaker 1: my childhood. Yet I still can't remember when the last
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  Speaker 1: time I was that I flew a kite. This type
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  Speaker 1: of crash is surging in Florida. You won't be surprised
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  Speaker 1: when we tell you We're also hopefully going to be
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  Speaker 1: able to touch on this subject of what I be
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  Speaker 1: the A hole and it's this married guy who's wondering
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  Speaker 1: if this would be a right reason. I guess you
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  Speaker 1: could phrase it for bringing his marriage to an end.
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  Speaker 1: Daytona dealing with another takeover. We'll talk about that and more. First,
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  Speaker 1: what we're going to do is we're going to take
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  Speaker 1: a little break before we come back, and we're going
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  Speaker 1: to talk.
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  Speaker 7: About the artemist.
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  Speaker 1: Two crew flies by the moon and they're now earthbound.
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  Speaker 1: A gap in the soil is what led to a
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  Speaker 1: local evacuation and all that glitters is not gold. We'll
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  Speaker 1: talk about that and more coming up next during JCS News.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, this is al.
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  Speaker 6: My message is for Tortuga boy there better hold on
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  Speaker 6: your phone man, put a chain on it.
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  Speaker 13: Or something that's a tough festival see it.
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  Speaker 3: Hold Cob.
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  Speaker 4: You know hell if f fte bag.
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  Speaker 14: Who's the villains of Duvall end the day we raise
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  Speaker 15: Also?
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  Speaker 3: I guess happy birthday Jack.
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  Speaker 1: You're celebrating.
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  Speaker 3: Beer is more important, though, have you good show, y'all?
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  Speaker 1: Never sir, Welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show on
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  Speaker 1: Real Radio one oh four point one. Jim is still
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  Speaker 1: on vacation. He'll be back with us next week. In
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  Speaker 1: this place, You've got deb We've got Ross, the comedy
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  Speaker 1: aleener special guest co host today Brian Grimes from Johnny's House,
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  Speaker 1: and of course the birthday boy or executive producer Jack Bradshaw.
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  Speaker 15: Hi there.
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  Speaker 1: We'll do his gift reveal coming up after JCS News.
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  Speaker 1: So if you want to do what those guys just did,
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  Speaker 2: Goods time for JCS news. Wow, this guy got to
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  Speaker 2: put his name on everything. It's in my contract ed
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  Speaker 2: here's the news on the Jim Colberg Show.
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  Speaker 1: I love that because it's like he's still here, right,
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: Isn't it all right? Multiple reports say Aaran is cutting
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: all communications with the US as President Trump's eight pm
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: Eastern deadline for a to make a deal gets closer.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: Trump warns quote, a whole civilization will die tonight end
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: quote if Iran doesn't make a deal to end the war,
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  Speaker 1: promising to destroy the country's power plants and bridges. The
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: Iranian government called on civilians to act as human shields
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: in front of the country's power plants, and video shows
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: at least one instance of that. In his latest statement,
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: the White House says, quote the Iranian regime has until
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: eight pm to meet the moment and make a deal
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: with the US. Only the President knows where things stand
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: and what he will do. End quote. In the meantime,
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: an American journalist kidnapped in Iraq last month has been
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: really eased and Iranian backed Iraqi militia groups as they
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: freed Shelley Kittleson on the condition she leaves the country immediately.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: The New York Times reports Kittlesen's release was in exchange
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: for the release of several imprisoned militia members. Kittlesen was
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: abducted in Baghdad at the end of March. She'd received
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: multiple threats before being kidnapped. All Right, the other big
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: story is the Artemis two astronauts have completed their hours
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: long fly by of the Moon and are now headed
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: back to Earth. NBC's Tom Costello reports on More.
• 16:05
  Speaker 16: We have the beginning of the homecoming for the Orion
• 16:08
  Speaker 16: crew Artemis two. They are now in the process of
• 16:11
  Speaker 16: transitioning out of the lunar orbit into Earth's gravitational pull,
• 16:16
  Speaker 16: and then that will bring them home and the speed
• 16:18
  Speaker 16: will pick up the closer and closer they get to Earth.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that splashdown on Friday, coming in at a whole
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: different angle in this Orion spacecraft. So everyone remains on
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: pins and needles until they make it safely bad and.
• 16:30
  Speaker 6: That's supposed to be about eight pm Eastern on Friday
• 16:32
  Speaker 6: and fridayday night.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, outside off the coast of San Diego.
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  Speaker 3: Tom Castello NBC. He does a great job.
• 16:37
  Speaker 7: He does.
• 16:38
  Speaker 6: I mean everything in the air, whether it's airline stuff,
• 16:41
  Speaker 6: that's what he usually covers. But he does he's doing
• 16:44
  Speaker 6: a great job with covering this Artemis two mission.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: And did you happen to see on social media when
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: they named a couple of the craters the newly found Craters.
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: I've read the story today about all of them.
• 16:55
  Speaker 7: It's really really touching.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: If you see the one where they named it after
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: Reed Weisman, his late wife Carol.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I heard the audio of him explaining it and
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: spelling like getting the right spelling and.
• 17:05
  Speaker 7: Hearing the voice cracking.
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  Speaker 1: And then when you see the video and you see
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: all four astronauts embrace after they named that crater after
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: his late wife.
• 17:13
  Speaker 6: And he's been a rewissman, the mission commander. He's been
• 17:17
  Speaker 6: fun to watch because even when you don't have the audio,
• 17:21
  Speaker 6: he's just so animated. Yeah, they the President spoke to
• 17:26
  Speaker 6: them yesterday and you can see him like fist pumping
• 17:28
  Speaker 6: and just flying around the capsule.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: It was pretty cool because I.
• 17:32
  Speaker 8: Just can't get over, like, listen, I'm not a conspiracy
• 17:35
  Speaker 8: guy whatsoever.
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: But there we go. But this mission is going so well.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Don't see anything like that. Don't take that back ross.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: They're not home yet. They're not home yet.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: Listen.
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  Speaker 8: If I don't believe conspiracies, I also don't believe in
• 17:51
  Speaker 8: whatever you guys are talking about right now, so.
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: Jason, yeah, yeah.
• 17:56
  Speaker 8: I also yeah, yeah, his name is Reid Wiseman. This
• 18:00
  Speaker 8: is like if you were to cast it, I'm pretty
• 18:02
  Speaker 8: sure this is happening. Also in the theaters, they just
• 18:05
  Speaker 8: call it Project Hail Mary right now, Like there are
• 18:08
  Speaker 8: so many things that are so on the nuts of
• 18:11
  Speaker 8: Like this is a space mission as historic read Wiseman.
• 18:15
  Speaker 8: Everyone's crushing every interview. It's just it's perfect.
• 18:19
  Speaker 7: It has been so far.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: So I'm only giving compliments.
• 18:22
  Speaker 7: To the show.
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: Okay, there we go.
• 18:25
  Speaker 8: I'm not jing seeing anything. It's just anybody who's like,
• 18:28
  Speaker 8: I don't know, I'm like, well.
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: It's so good. Have you seen Apollo thirteen?
• 18:33
  Speaker 17: Yes?
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Ye, Speaking of that. During the historic fly by, the
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: astronauts did break Apollo thirteen's record for farthest distance traveled
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: by humans. During its trip around the Moon, the Orion
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: spacecraft had reached a maximum distance of more than two
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: hundred and fifty two thousand miles from Earth. The astronauts
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: also saw parts of the Moon's surface never before seen
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: by humans. Another highlight of the day was the solar
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: eclipse of the Moon, with pilot Victor Glover calling it amazing,
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: And again the pilot Ross tell me that's not an
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: actor's name.
• 19:02
  Speaker 7: Oh what do we like? Your glover?
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: You see what I'm saying.
• 19:05
  Speaker 18: I got you.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: I got you like I'm not.
• 19:07
  Speaker 8: Everything that you're seeing is real, exactly, just so good,
• 19:11
  Speaker 8: and I'm not used to good right now. So when
• 19:15
  Speaker 8: you see it, you're like, yeah, all right, let me
• 19:17
  Speaker 8: just hold my breath, let me make sure that this
• 19:19
  Speaker 8: is real life, and it is. It's spectacular stuff.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: It has been now to something decidedly more earthbound. Gas
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: prices continue to rise.
• 19:27
  Speaker 7: Across the US, AH.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: But thankfully that's no longer the case here in Florida,
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Triple A says the statewide average is now four eighteen
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: a gallon. That's down two cents from yesterday. Even so,
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: prices still higher than last week in about seventy five
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: cents up compared to a month ago. Diesel in Florida
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: averaging five to eighty that's down a penny, while the
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: national gas price average has climbed three cents to four
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: fourteen a gallon.
• 19:51
  Speaker 6: Real quick back to the moon Artemi's mission. Did you
• 19:54
  Speaker 6: see Have you seen the pictures?
• 19:56
  Speaker 7: I did see some of them.
• 19:57
  Speaker 6: I'm putting them mine are YouTube feed. Matter of fact,
• 19:59
  Speaker 6: Real radio slash watch. Oh yeah, you link up with
• 20:02
  Speaker 6: the there's just some amazing shots because it's funny. The
• 20:07
  Speaker 6: picture we see of the Earth from that nineteen sixty
• 20:11
  Speaker 6: eight Apollo mission, Right, that's it.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: That's the one we've been looking at forever.
• 20:15
  Speaker 7: That's over fifty years.
• 20:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Now at least, yeah, now we have a new
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: one to look at.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Yay, thanks to Artemis.
• 20:21
  Speaker 8: Yeah those photos when you see the you see the
• 20:24
  Speaker 8: moon and then the Earth is in the background, I know,
• 20:27
  Speaker 8: and you go, wait a second.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: And that's not the way it's supposed to be. Yeah.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: Once again Real radio dot FM slash watch if you
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: want to see us on YouTube. Governor Rond DeSantis has
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: signed a new state law that sponsors say targets Sharia law.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: It allows the Florida Department of Law Enforcement to designate
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: terrorist organizations. The governor insists immigrants from Muslim countries are
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: engaging in quote stealth jihad.
• 20:51
  Speaker 6: They want to take their worldview and impose that in
• 20:57
  Speaker 6: other lands, and part of that is, of course, the
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: imposition of shariah.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: Desanta sas he expects a federal lawsuit, which he says
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: the state will win On appealed. The governor has already
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: designated the Muslim Brotherhood and the Council on American Islamic
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Relations as terror groups by an executive order, which is
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: being challenged in federal court. All right, closer to home,
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: more details are out on just what led to that
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: evacuation of an apartment complex in Orange County. The property
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: owner hired inspectors who recently completed a report into the
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: problems found last month at the Realtal Apartments in Doctor Phillips. Now,
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: the inspectors informed county officials last week they found a
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: gap between the building's foundation and the soil underneath.
• 21:38
  Speaker 7: No small gap, three feet deep and.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Fifteen feet across, and they say that led to cracks
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: to form, you know, doors to buckle, unable to open.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: Notice what they didn't call it?
• 21:49
  Speaker 7: Yes, I need the S word.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: Yes. And that has insurance implications.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Of course, yeah, huge insurance.
• 21:55
  Speaker 6: Are anyone renters insurance and whatnot? I mean they offered
• 21:59
  Speaker 6: them a settlement. I think they offered him two thousand dollars.
• 22:02
  Speaker 6: They were able to break their lease and then they
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: paid for uh, the moving company to move their stuff.
• 22:10
  Speaker 8: Oh no, no, that's not a same hole. That's a
• 22:12
  Speaker 8: dip cave.
• 22:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Well is.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: It interesting they a separation.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: A gap, a gap, just a gap like what they
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: say on the London Metro mind the gap. What's interesting too,
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: is not only they're saying that could have been a
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: leak that caused that soil to a road underneath the building.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: They also said the building's location there on busy sand
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Lake Road and doctor Phillips could have something to do
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: with it. Aka the other word. They're not saying construction.
• 22:37
  Speaker 6: So on Easter Sunday, I ate there at Ocean Prime,
• 22:40
  Speaker 6: which is wow, wow the building right, it was not
• 22:45
  Speaker 6: the appetizing menu act.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: I guarantee you that I'll get two at Ammmi's and
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: a seaweed salad.
• 22:52
  Speaker 7: The yeah, just water.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: He's not joking. I did drink water anyway. I already ate.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: I had a big one dollar. I took my daughter out.
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: We had we each had a sushi roll. One yeah,
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: we had cake. It was low. It was like seven pieces.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: Is it a crime not to spend over one hundred dollars?
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: No, it's not all right.
• 23:19
  Speaker 8: We're celebrating something time out.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: Oh no, he's trying to tell us that while you
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: were down there, did you notice anything with the building
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: because that's kind of located.
• 23:26
  Speaker 6: But I talked to the building for that is right
• 23:30
  Speaker 6: next door, right next door. But they said they had
• 23:35
  Speaker 6: some people cancel reservations just because of concern of the area.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's just like when Donnelly Road washed out
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: in Mount Dora. People were canceling left and right, thinking
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: that the town had been washed away.
• 23:48
  Speaker 7: Right, Yeah, that's not the case.
• 23:50
  Speaker 17: Now.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Over three hundred people, though, did have to evacuate. Inspectors
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: believe it could be two more months before it's safe
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: for residents to be allowed back in all right. The
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Florida Public Service Commission is rejecting a request to review
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: its approval of a seven billion dollar Florida Power and
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Light rate hike. Regulators say they stand by the November decision,
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: which raised electric bills for about twelve million customers. Opponents,
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: including the Florida Office of Public Council, argued the Commission
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: failed to properly explain why the increase was justified.
• 24:24
  Speaker 7: Right, what do you need seven billion dollars for?
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: And if you remember Florida Power and Light, that article
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: that Scott Maxwell or The Orlando Sentinel had written a
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago, just declared what the biggest most
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: profitable utility in the country. Huh, but there's no correlation, Brian,
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: don't worry. Yeah, there is absolutely no connection. The Tampa
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Bay Times reports the challenge now heads to the Florida
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Supreme Court, which will decide whether the rate hike should stand.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: It's already been a busy season up to now for
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: the Florida Forest Service, and it looks like that's going
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: to continue for at least the next couple of months.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: State Agriculture Commissioner Wilton Simpson says the service has already
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: fought how many wildfires small and large since the start
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: of the year. You guys, how many fires do you
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: think they've fought? It's in Florida, just in Florida, and
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: this is just so far this year.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: One hundred and eighteen. Too many? Go low, two hundred
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: and ninety. I said I was too many, Yeah, seventy five.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: You guys are cute, Oh Jack, fifteen hundred, Oh wild fires.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: Now these are connected very Iamly, let him tell you.
• 25:25
  Speaker 15: We're at fifteen hundred already. We've got some substantial, larger
• 25:29
  Speaker 15: fires that have broken out. If You'll remember, not only
• 25:31
  Speaker 15: have we had a drought, but we had serious freezes
• 25:34
  Speaker 15: in the state late December and in early in January again,
• 25:38
  Speaker 15: so all the conditions are very right to have a
• 25:41
  Speaker 15: very active fire season.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Florida Forest Service District Manager Pat Kioff says the rain
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: parts of the state had this morning was good, but
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: forecasts say this is only a short reprieve. I'm hoping
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: the burn band I mean burn bands are back in place.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Orange County, Lake County, you know so, I mean cities
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: can't run their fountains more than four hours. And the
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: weirdest part is that now we're being told to water
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: your grass the one time of the day when you're
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: told not to water your grass, and that's overnight.
• 26:06
  Speaker 6: Well for different reasons though, right, that's because of the drought. Yeah,
• 26:09
  Speaker 6: so they don't want it evaporate it.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Exactly during all the daytime hours when the sun is up, right.
• 26:13
  Speaker 6: But the reason that you shouldn't water overnight is you'll
• 26:17
  Speaker 6: do you'll do it.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: It just sits there, doesn't evaporate as quickly.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: Thank you for finishing every thought I've had.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: You're welcome and happy birthday.
• 26:25
  Speaker 8: You're nailing it all right, it's work.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Don't get me in trouble.
• 26:31
  Speaker 7: I know, I know it's gonna.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: Be a stepdad, work, step husband.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but I feel like, all of a sudden,
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: I'm part of Mormon wives and I'm not really very
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: comfortable with all.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: You're short bus child.
• 26:47
  Speaker 8: I'm pretty sure I'm adopted to something.
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: Well, go talk to Uncle Brian about it.
• 26:51
  Speaker 8: I'm just visiting you guys. Follow you guys, follow me
• 26:54
  Speaker 8: a child slaw.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: This is almost like a real family for just a
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: moment there, right, all right is going to be if
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: you haven't noticed already, A windy day in central Florida.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: National Weather Service issued a wind Advisor. It came out
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: it went into effect at eleven o'clock this morning. It
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: covers Orange, Osciola, Seminole, Lake, Volusia counties. Winds expected to
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: reach up to twenty five miles an hour. We could
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: see gus though up to forty five. The National Weather
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Service warns this could blow around unsecured objects, Falling tree
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: limbs could cause power outages, and driving could be difficult.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty low to the ground in my car, but
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: I still had to make sure the two hands around
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: the steering wheel this is not a one hand at
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: the sixth position to do driving today. That wind will
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: whip you around a little bit.
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I John the way in. I was on the
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: road like thirty minutes before I got here, and I
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: have a truck. It's a little Yeah, it's really bad.
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: And the rain doesn't help, and the drivers don't help it.
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: It's just bad.
• 27:44
  Speaker 7: It is just bad, right.
• 27:46
  Speaker 8: Mario card out there, It really is all right.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Meanwhile, flooding could be a problem today. The National Weather
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Services issued a floodwatch for Bavard and Volusia Counties due
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: to excessive rainfall. National Weather Service expecting up to four
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: inches of rain, some isolated amount bunce up to seven inches. Man,
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: when it rains a pores, right, doesn't seem like we
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: can get one or the other.
• 28:05
  Speaker 8: Me and his forecast got something in common?
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: Am I right? Jack? Hit me up? Happy birthday? All right.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Offset is expected to recover after being shot at a
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: South Florida casino. TMZ, which first broke the story, reported
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: that the former Migos rapper was injured near the Seminal
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood on Monday. A
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: spokesperson confirmed that Offset is quote fine and currently receiving
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: medical care at a local hospital. He added that he
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: is in stable a condition under close monitoring. According to
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: a Seminal County police representative speaking to TMZ, the incident
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: happened in a valet.
• 28:44
  Speaker 7: Area outside the Hard Rock Hollywood.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Meanwhile, rapper Little TJ is charged with disorderly conduct after
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: being arrested in South Florida. The twenty four year old rapper,
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: whose real name is Tian Jayden Merritt, was arrested by
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Semino police Monday night. Details surrounding his star sparse, but
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: it comes as Offset was shot near the casino. His
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: lawyer released a statement saying her client has not been shot,
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: nor has he been charged with in connection to any shooting. Again,
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Offset Cardi B's baby daddy.
• 29:12
  Speaker 8: Right, Well, how about this Also, one of the Migos
• 29:15
  Speaker 8: members is already dead.
• 29:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah exactly.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: I'm starting to.
• 29:18
  Speaker 8: Think maybe this Migos rap group had a final destination
• 29:21
  Speaker 8: to act.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: One thing happened, and yet what's crazy is that with
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: that murder, he was just in the literally in the
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: wrong place at the wrong time. The other members of
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: the group were like that cat wanted nothing to do
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: with guns. He was not a violent person. He was
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: playing a dice game and just happened to literally get
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: caught in the crossfire. But yeah, I mean it's I mean,
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: you got Poosheisty getting arrested by the FBI this week
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: for shaking down Gucci Man.
• 29:45
  Speaker 8: Dude, if I was vo, I'll be shaking in my boots. Jack,
• 29:48
  Speaker 8: What do you what do you say?
• 29:49
  Speaker 6: Jack is shaking cartoons these names?
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: Maybe gam gambling for them, Perhaps maybe gambling gambling related
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: death Jackie.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: The Hip Hop Podcast with a turning Glenn Closman. You
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: should be all up on the Seisty buz.
• 30:05
  Speaker 6: We were on a little break one and I from
• 30:08
  Speaker 6: our hip hop cast.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: Okay, well, you know with all the news, Yeah exactly,
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: it's you got.
• 30:12
  Speaker 7: To keep up with all we.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: May have to bring it back.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: I mean, FBI arresting him. Who Shisty's crew like getting
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: out of a contract by signing a pointing a gun
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: at some guy's head to sign a release from the contract.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: That's Gucci Man's crew, by the way, Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: but you knew that.
• 30:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, well that sounds like, you know, that's not the
• 30:29
  Speaker 6: first time that's been done, by.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: The way, that's a shoog night movie.
• 30:32
  Speaker 7: That s all right, friends, and.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: That I watched that movie. I watched I watched that movie.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: The T shirt. Yeah, I'm down with it.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: I'm down in the streets. I watched that. They watched
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: it on TNT, so it was the edited version. It's
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: still a lot of it didn't make.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Friends of the Everglades are appealing at preliminary injunction involving
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: the environmental impact of the immigration detention facility in Miami Dade.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Attorney Paul Schweipe argued before the US Appeals Court of Miami,
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: go ahead, get it out of They.
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: Who made that noise? Who laughed?
• 31:06
  Speaker 8: Who laughed at Paul Schweip Schwipe swipe, Yep.
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: It's.
• 31:15
  Speaker 8: That's half that's half as half white. That just sounds
• 31:20
  Speaker 8: like you're making fun of somebody, and you rush.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: Through it anyway.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Attorney Paul Schweipe argued before the US Appeals Court of
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: Miami that federal environmental law was violated by the state
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: and the facility should be shuttered.
• 31:33
  Speaker 12: They certainly could stop using it as an immigration detention facility, okay,
• 31:37
  Speaker 12: but they cannot operate it as an immigration detention facility,
• 31:40
  Speaker 12: which is the critical issue here without federal approval.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Now, the Chief Judge Chief Judge indicated that if the
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: state is ultimately in control of Alligator Alcatraz, a federal
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: environmental impact study would not be necessary. And finally, speaking
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: of our precious environment, the Brevard Zoo has a new resident.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: All right, officials announce yesterday they recently welcomed an adult
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: male Burmese python. Oh never mind, doesn't that sound like
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: what why would you bring one? I mean, aren't they Well,
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: the FWC confiscated him from someone who didn't have the
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: proper permit for it. Turning out, it turns out owning
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Burmese pythons as pets as illegal in Florida. You can
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: see why so many released and now they're a scourge
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: in the Florida Everglades. This snake, though, was bred to
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: have a genetic mutation that creates glittering yellow and white scales.
• 32:30
  Speaker 7: Right, I was wondering, chose why this snake?
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Why this snake?
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: It was gonna be a sexy snake.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: So with the zoo says, well, that's a mesmerizing look.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: It can't have certain health effects, but care will be
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: taken to ensure he lives his healthiest life at the zoo.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: He'll be on display at the entrance at the Expedition
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: Africa loop, so maybe he'll have a chance to help
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: the provar Zoo make a little extra money. When you
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: go see the glittering snake. Hey, it sounds like someone.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: Stripper name glittering snake.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: We're not doing pick the porn this week, by the way, people,
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: thank you, Brad. We're not doing that.
• 33:04
  Speaker 8: Swipe. It's just such a funny word.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I don't want to funny.
• 33:10
  Speaker 5: We went from Reid Wiseman, who has the best name
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: ever this guy.
• 33:13
  Speaker 8: Yeah, swipe is not an astronaut, right, No, what's the
• 33:18
  Speaker 8: character trait that the snake has?
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: It has?
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: It has littery, glittering yellow and white scales. Oh wow, yeah,
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: so think of a twilight vampire in the sunshine.
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, is twilight. It's a vampire snake.
• 33:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it is sick, all right, that's what's up.
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: Makes some nice boots old of that. Oh yeah he
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: doesn't know, he doesn't. She has a brill weird.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Soft spot for animals.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: I don't like snakes. I like animals. I have a dog.
• 33:44
  Speaker 8: Yes, snakes are animals, but snake.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: I have a dog.
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: There's a reason they allow people to hunt them at
• 33:51
  Speaker 5: will listen.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: I just need you to join me on the air
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: guitar in just a little second here, all right and
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: three to one hang on, And that concludes you're a
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: c S News.
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: Dely Schwiper, No swipe. I just copied Netflix. That's a
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: dopamin hit. We're gonna watch something, Yeah.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: This is this is what we're gonna watch next. We're
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: gonna take a little break when we come back, though.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Jack Bradshaw is gonna open up his birthday gifts and
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: we're gonna celebrate Jack's birthday. So we'll keep it here
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: on The Jim Colbert Show on Real Radio one A
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: four point one.
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: Afternoon, The Debra Show. This is Friends of the Island.
• 34:50
  Speaker 10: I just wanted to take this occasion to wish Chat
• 34:54
  Speaker 10: a very happy birthday day.
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: And I hope that.
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: Is looking fallward two retirement.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: I mean it's five.
• 35:06
  Speaker 19: I don't know if you have any money left, but okay,
• 35:09
  Speaker 19: the only one to have money, it's uh Russ.
• 35:14
  Speaker 17: What's up?
• 35:15
  Speaker 11: Jd R Show.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: This is Chris and Raleigh.
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: Jackie.
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: I want to know if you're gonna go on the
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: beer bust thing.
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: Eat.
• 35:22
  Speaker 20: Yeah, I had a good time hanging out with you
• 35:24
  Speaker 20: last time back in October.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: Yes, sir, if you're going.
• 35:26
  Speaker 17: To go, then I'm gonna go.
• 35:27
  Speaker 19: If you're not going to go, I'm still gonna go anyway.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: That's good.
• 35:32
  Speaker 11: I just want to know later.
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, screw the moon. I don't care about it.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Hey, now, y'all.
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: Well.
• 35:40
  Speaker 21: One of the arguments going around in the space community
• 35:44
  Speaker 21: of why the live feed kind of stopped, yeah, cameras
• 35:48
  Speaker 21: were still rolling on the Oriyan Artemis project is that
• 35:52
  Speaker 21: they're a secretly looking for a Chinese space station base
• 35:57
  Speaker 21: on that side of the Moon and just checking to
• 36:00
  Speaker 21: make sure that no one has landed anything secretly back there.
• 36:04
  Speaker 21: And this is legitimately coming from space people, I guess.
• 36:10
  Speaker 10: I hope you guys are doing well well Jack, Happy birthday, buddy.
• 36:14
  Speaker 10: I heard the news junkers say today that you are
• 36:16
  Speaker 10: fifty nine today.
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 36:18
  Speaker 10: I always suspected that you're a vampire, but now he's
• 36:20
  Speaker 10: confirmed either way. If you want, if you're younger than that,
• 36:23
  Speaker 10: you still look younger, buddy, Happy birthday.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: Thanks bye.
• 36:29
  Speaker 7: Now that's how you do it. Talk back.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: How about that, Jack, you're a Vampire.
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: Thank you everyone. Chris.
• 36:35
  Speaker 6: Yes, I will be on the Monster brewbos happening May second.
• 36:39
  Speaker 6: Ticket to are available at Real RADIOFM Slash Brew if
• 36:43
  Speaker 6: you want to join us as well.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: We're hitting Barvard County on May second. It's gonna be fun, will.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: Be a good time. Yeah, you guys usually come back
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: with some stories.
• 36:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's good. Matter of fact, Brian knows all about it.
• 36:58
  Speaker 6: He has his own rum bus.
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we did the rum bus to my distillery last month.
• 37:03
  Speaker 7: Oh wow, how'd that go?
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: It was awesome.
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we had a great times again, lots of good stories.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: Only only a few people went a little overboard.
• 37:12
  Speaker 6: He had more people overboard on his rum bus than
• 37:15
  Speaker 6: we do on the Brew Bus.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: That's because our folks want to get home and take
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: a nap before the news comes on.
• 37:20
  Speaker 5: And rum's a little stronger than beers.
• 37:22
  Speaker 7: That's true. That is that is true.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: Hey, welcome back to the Jim Culbert Show in Real
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: Radio one O four point one. Jim is on vacation,
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: he'll be back with us next week. You've got myself,
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: deb Jack, the Birthday Boy, Ross Paget, the Comedy Alien.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: We also have our special guest co host today Brian
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Grimes from Johnny's house. Thank you, Brian.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: We appreciate that, and they would thank you for the invite.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Absolutely. We know you're busy and you do mornings. Yeah, yeah,
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: anytime you ask anyone to do anything after three pm
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: and you wake up at three am, that's a big ass.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: I do afternoons too, and windows from what I've heard, Yeah,
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know what there is.
• 37:56
  Speaker 7: You don't do all this.
• 37:58
  Speaker 8: All this space talk on those talkbacks, and that guy
• 38:01
  Speaker 8: just took a shot at like I don't care about
• 38:03
  Speaker 8: the moon. Move on, screw Sorry for the historic race
• 38:06
  Speaker 8: that's happening for species. Sorry, we just want as far
• 38:10
  Speaker 8: as we possibly ever have in the entire human history.
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: I don't care.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Well, listen, we're not gonna let him yuck our young
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: because we only have a few minutes left and we
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: want to see what Jack got for his birthday. You
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: guys give him a clause and encouraged Jack.
• 38:25
  Speaker 8: Yes, there he goes, Jack Shaw.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: We welcome your talkbacks today in honor of Jack's birthday.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Please send him a nice birthday message. Jack.
• 38:36
  Speaker 7: What does your card say?
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: Okay, it's say you did not just check for a check.
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: You always always you do that.
• 38:45
  Speaker 5: You do this.
• 38:47
  Speaker 8: About eight year olds?
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: Did? He's not wrong, dude, never stop.
• 38:51
  Speaker 5: You know where we work, right exactly.
• 38:53
  Speaker 6: Funding parties puts people at these and gets better with age.
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: All check. Are you sure you're not whiskey?
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: And it's signed by so many people. Thank you very much.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: You're welcome. Oh oh, I did.
• 39:09
  Speaker 7: He did, but he also he also you need to.
• 39:12
  Speaker 8: Check out read debs read debs.
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: Is that okay?
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: If he reads mine? I didn't swear in mine.
• 39:18
  Speaker 6: Happy birthday, Jack. I hope your celebration will be as
• 39:21
  Speaker 6: awesome as the year that follows the year that follows.
• 39:25
  Speaker 6: Oh that's wonderful, Thank you, Deborah.
• 39:27
  Speaker 8: All right, now now read mine inside Joe Holly Shy.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: It's the pole switch. Much love from Shatner to Spock.
• 39:39
  Speaker 6: Hey wait a minute, now, let's pretend it was here
• 39:43
  Speaker 6: and you did a bunch of scribbles.
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you very much.
• 39:49
  Speaker 7: You're welcome.
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: And so Brian, our guest, even brought a gift. Yes
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: he did.
• 39:53
  Speaker 6: He stopped to go shopping. And it's a bottle of
• 39:57
  Speaker 6: Yoho spice drum.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: And by the way, if you have not Brian's Yoho
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: spiced rum, that is a really good rum product, my friend,
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: I mean great labeled.
• 40:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it is a great label.
• 40:06
  Speaker 5: The stop to go shopping is it was in my
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: cabinet at home. That's beautiful because I have a stockpile
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: of it just in case I need to give it
• 40:13
  Speaker 5: to people.
• 40:13
  Speaker 7: Well, where to other fuel sale?
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: You can get it at bevfly and bevfly dot com.
• 40:19
  Speaker 5: You can order it, they'll ship it, or you can
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: go it's right over by the fund spot off of
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: I Drive. That's a big liquor store over there that
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: has it. Or Teak a neighborhood grill. They make drinks
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: with it over in Metro West.
• 40:29
  Speaker 6: But online it's bevfly dot com yep, yep, bevfly dot com.
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: And it's called Yoho Rum Yep.
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: You can go Yoho Rum dot com as well. There's
• 40:36
  Speaker 5: a link right there on the front page.
• 40:38
  Speaker 6: And Ross sent me a soccer ball full of It's
• 40:42
  Speaker 6: not whiskey, it's not rum now. It's extra virgin olive oil.
• 40:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah about that, which probably costs more than rum now.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: So expensive.
• 40:54
  Speaker 6: Twenty twenty six Champions of Soccer Limited Edition.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: Nice. Here's it's like you know to use it because
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: it's like special. So but it's gonna then give it,
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: then give it back. You better use it.
• 41:07
  Speaker 8: Is going to use it at that point in my life.
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: Stop saving stuff, use it, thank you very much. If
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: it's not money, save money, save money. But if you
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: have like these like twenty you.
• 41:18
  Speaker 7: Use it absolutely don't.
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: Sorry.
• 41:20
  Speaker 6: Now, this beautiful box and deb Can I assume that
• 41:25
  Speaker 6: this your mom has.
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: Something to do with it?
• 41:27
  Speaker 13: Yes?
• 41:27
  Speaker 7: She did.
• 41:28
  Speaker 6: Your mom has a side hustle or maybe it's their
• 41:31
  Speaker 6: only hustle.
• 41:31
  Speaker 15: Now.
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: Of gift wrapping yep, wrap to impress is her Instagram
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: and beautiful. Yeah, because she does gifts for all seasons.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: That's awesome for like, Okay, this is exciting too, because
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: I was afraid he wasn't going to be able to
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: use this given the weather.
• 41:46
  Speaker 8: Your mom is onto something.
• 41:49
  Speaker 7: Oh oh yeah, all right, oh look at that.
• 41:52
  Speaker 8: Oh wow, yeah Yankees got a Yankees hoodie.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: Oh that is great, perfect for a day like today
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: when it's not going to reach seventy degrees.
• 42:01
  Speaker 7: Take care.
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: I was walking around thinking, it's like, why am I cold?
• 42:05
  Speaker 7: Exactly?
• 42:06
  Speaker 6: Thank you very much. What wonderful and thoughtful gifts. I
• 42:08
  Speaker 6: appreciate it. Yay, nice dream cake, Oh man, beautiful.
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: You know what.
• 42:13
  Speaker 7: You're welcome, Jack, Happy birthday.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: We're gonna take a little break so we can all
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: grab a little bit more birthday cake. Listen. What we're
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: going to do next is review what you do that's new.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: This is my choice, but like I said, it's really
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: really short. It's only about forty seconds long. It's a
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: little clip from a Joe Rogan podcast about plant intelligence.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: But you can find the list at the Jim Colbert Live.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: Just look forward the what do you do That's new
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: master list. You'll find it right up there. Jack puts
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: the link every week.
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: You got it.
• 42:37
  Speaker 7: We'll do that next, so keep it here.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: Real Radio one a four point one.
• 42:51
  Speaker 17: Good Morning Colbert.
• 42:53
  Speaker 16: Of course through one of my favorite guests of the show,
• 42:55
  Speaker 16: Billy So all the art of it favors out there,
• 42:58
  Speaker 16: come on.
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: This up is cool.
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: It makes me so proud to be an American that
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: we can pull this stuff off, and what is doing
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: new things better than we've ever done before.
• 43:05
  Speaker 16: We also, Jack, Happy birthday, my man fifty nine.
• 43:08
  Speaker 6: That's so awesome.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: I hope you have a great day many more years
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: to come.
• 43:11
  Speaker 22: But also before you go home tonight, make sure to
• 43:13
  Speaker 22: pick up a multipack of letters, as you'll likely run
• 43:15
  Speaker 22: out of fluid before.
• 43:16
  Speaker 16: You light almost five dozen candles on that fire hazard.
• 43:19
  Speaker 22: Thanked ye, Happy birthday, Jack. So I've been listening to
• 43:24
  Speaker 22: real radio my whole life. My dad used to pick
• 43:27
  Speaker 22: me up in his hot oldsmobile with the ceiling felt
• 43:32
  Speaker 22: hanging down and no ac and the dog drooling on
• 43:36
  Speaker 22: me and give me a headache. So every time I
• 43:38
  Speaker 22: heard Moira's voice from then on, it would just instantly
• 43:41
  Speaker 22: give me a headache.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: But if I'm not mistaken, Jack, that was the first time.
• 43:45
  Speaker 22: I heard you and your voice on the radio, and
• 43:48
  Speaker 22: you do not give me a headache.
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: Happy birthday, brother, Afternoon Colbra crew.
• 43:53
  Speaker 8: To give you some context, Wilford Brimley was forty nine
• 43:57
  Speaker 8: years old when he felled Cocoon back in nineteen eighty four.
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: Wow, and our friend Jack Bradshaw just turned.
• 44:02
  Speaker 17: Fifteen nine to day as hell, a lot younger than
• 44:06
  Speaker 17: Brimley ever did.
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: Happy birthday Jack, Yes.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Sir, that is an amazing factoid if you ever watched
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: that movie, and it is a great movie set in
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: the Cocoon. Yeah, back in the eighties, when Florida was
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: just considered a retirement mecca, he was only forty nine. Yeah,
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: he looked sixty nine.
• 44:26
  Speaker 7: Sorry, Wilfrid, did he ever not look old? That's a
• 44:31
  Speaker 7: very good.
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: Point when men were men.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: Welcome back to the Jim Culbert Show. The Jim part
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: is on vacation. He'll be back with us next week.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: You've got deb Jack Ross and our special guest co
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: host today, Brian from Johnny's House. It is Jack's birthday,
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: and we welcome your talkbacks and your text messages and
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: someone Jack I think sent you the best message of all.
• 44:50
  Speaker 7: Happy birthday, Jack.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: May all of your coupons be doubled, May all of
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: your public spies be bogos, and may all of your
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: scratch off tickets be jackpots, and be sure be sure
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: to share those with Devin Ross's nice have a wonderful day.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: Sorry, Billy.
• 45:04
  Speaker 7: All right, it's Tuesday.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: You know what that's me What that means, it's time
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: to do what you do that's new?
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: What'd you do that's good?
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: What'd you do that's new?
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: Hey, if they know when they knew something new.
• 45:19
  Speaker 18: To do, we're lying.
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: And you tell us something I knew you.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: And that's true. What you do that's new is brought
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: to you by klausmon Law. If you've been in any
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: kind of an accident, give him a call. Four oh
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: seven nine one seven seventeen eighteen. We'll talk to Glenn
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: on Thursday for Colbert Core. But first, what you do
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: that's new if you're new to the program. Every Tuesday,
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: each member of the show, including listeners, will recommend something
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: to read, listen, or watch an hour or less, kind
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: of a peek into their personality, something that you found
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: to be really interesting. This week it is my week.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: Next week it is the birthday boys week. Jack's choice today.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, surprise, I remembered, Sure you did, you did,
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: all right?
• 46:01
  Speaker 7: Well, real quick.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: What I had chosen was literally about a forty second
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: clip from a Joe Rogan podcast talking to a botanist
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: about the mystery of plant intelligence and all of the
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: things that plants do that I don't think we'd given
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: credit to. We always kind of just thought of ourselves
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: and animals as being kind of quote unquote sentient beings.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: But it turns out plants have a lot more facilities
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: than we thought. Brian, did you have a chance to
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: look at it?
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: No?
• 46:27
  Speaker 7: I did not, No problem, no problem.
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: This is looking for it now.
• 46:30
  Speaker 7: This is just go to the Jim Culbert.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: Live and then look for what you do that's new
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: master list and it will be right up there on top.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: I can also text it to you Jack. Did you
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: guys get a chance to watch it?
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah? I was gonna.
• 46:42
  Speaker 6: I wanted to actually play it, but now since we
• 46:46
  Speaker 6: got troubles.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: Time, I'm so freaked out about that.
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: Now we can't get bounced from another channel.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: No, we cannot. Who would have thought that real Rady
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: would be so naughty?
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: But Ross, did you have a chance to look at
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: it as well?
• 46:59
  Speaker 8: I did not, but I married Vegan, so I know
• 47:04
  Speaker 8: all about plant intelligent incidence, decision making and how it
• 47:11
  Speaker 8: has a not a memory per se in the way
• 47:15
  Speaker 8: that we have memory, but they still can okay, not
• 47:20
  Speaker 8: over there right exactly, So and that's enough for me
• 47:23
  Speaker 8: to be like, whoa, Yeah, plants are absolutely insane.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: So apparently they have twenty senses where we have five.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: You know, they can pick up radiation, they can pick
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: up moisture, they can they can imitate vines. So a
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: vine that's climbing up a wall will imitate the plant
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: it's climbing next to you, so that it kind of
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: stays hidden. This kind of stuff has been making its
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: way through my algorithm, including a Sir David Attenborough who
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: did this experiment where he would put these almost electrode
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: readers on a flower and find that when a flower
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: has a lot of pollen, it.
• 47:56
  Speaker 7: Will track to bee. But after the bee has.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: Kind of satiated it's pollen needs, that flower will get
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: off give off a signal to other bees that says, yo,
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: I'm out of pollend. Don't even bother stopping. Yeah, So
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: it just turns out that the natural world is a
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: lot more interesting and intricate than I think we've ever
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: given it credit for.
• 48:13
  Speaker 6: Oh, without a doubt, we take it for granted when
• 48:15
  Speaker 6: you but for those who study it and you realize
• 48:20
  Speaker 6: all the things and how the everything is so symbiotic
• 48:23
  Speaker 6: and works together like that, and it's just it's amazing,
• 48:27
  Speaker 6: And when you have an expert who can explain it
• 48:29
  Speaker 6: all in that video. What I want to do is
• 48:32
  Speaker 6: I'll bump it up on our page so it's near
• 48:34
  Speaker 6: the top of the Jim culbertcho page so listeners can
• 48:37
  Speaker 6: click on it easy because it's a very quick watch.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but there's there. You may see that coming across
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: your social feed. It's also them putting like again, I
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: want to call them electrodes, but they're not. But they'll
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: attach them to leaves and kind of get the signal
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: and create music with what the plant is giving off
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: with the trees are giving off. So in other words,
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: if you like granola, you like hugging trees, and you're
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: a little bit of a hippie, you'll probably enjoy this
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: short video.
• 49:00
  Speaker 8: And by the way, a little PSA if you're sad.
• 49:02
  Speaker 8: I just recently kind of went through this. I wasn't
• 49:04
  Speaker 8: going through it, and then my wife was like, go
• 49:06
  Speaker 8: outside and touch grass. Yeah, and that whole adage is
• 49:10
  Speaker 8: so correct.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's that forest therapy in Japan that they actually practice.
• 49:15
  Speaker 8: I have a I don't know when she said that.
• 49:17
  Speaker 8: I went outside. I walked the next day and she
• 49:20
  Speaker 8: was right.
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: She usually is uh nature man, and he does a
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: body good.
• 49:27
  Speaker 8: Also, there's one aspect of plants, and you know, I
• 49:30
  Speaker 8: don't want to be all weird about it, but I
• 49:33
  Speaker 8: remember learning about this that it's basically like this enormous
• 49:38
  Speaker 8: orgy happening at all times with plants.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: With plants absolutely like mushrooms, you get something from trees
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: because mushrooms will tell trees this is going on, and
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: so the trees are like, okay, great, here's some sugar water.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: By the way, that Japanese practice is known as hinrin yoku,
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: or forest bathing.
• 49:58
  Speaker 8: All right, yeah, going outside h ross, you know, I mean,
• 50:04
  Speaker 8: there's nothing offensive there now.
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: So I did watch the video just now because it's
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: got close captions so I could read it.
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: Does this make being a vegan worse?
• 50:13
  Speaker 7: I was wondering the same thing.
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: One of my best friends is vegan, and so we
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: always have to, you know, plan around her when she
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: comes over, which is fine, But now I'm reading like,
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: in this video it even says that plants retract when
• 50:24
  Speaker 5: it hears the sounds of caterpillars eating, so clearly they
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: don't want to be eaten. So, now, are you bad
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: because you're a vegan? You're just as bad as me.
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: Will I know that the big offense to your wife.
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying, trust mean killer.
• 50:37
  Speaker 8: She kills a lot more plants than anybody else than
• 50:40
  Speaker 8: I'm aware.
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: I'm just saying, if I come at a cow with
• 50:42
  Speaker 5: a bolt gun, it's gonna flinch. A caterpillar comes out
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: of plant, it flinches.
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: It's the same.
• 50:47
  Speaker 8: It is to my knowledge, It's all about the nervous system.
• 50:51
  Speaker 8: It's about like central nervous systems. Right, it still technically
• 50:55
  Speaker 8: don't they don't feel pain. They might react, but like
• 51:00
  Speaker 8: or ow that that.
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: We know they've got twenty census. This guy says, we've
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: got like.
• 51:06
  Speaker 8: What five five, Yeah, but one of them is touch
• 51:09
  Speaker 8: and like central nervous.
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: But I don't know. I just I married it.
• 51:14
  Speaker 8: I can't believe, like I'm I'll be honest with you.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: It's exhaust being treated like a vegan. I don't like it.
• 51:21
  Speaker 8: It's not for me per se.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: But I wish I could. But that's that takes such
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: a commitment and so much work.
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: Well, my friend's are half vegan, her seats are leather,
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: so let's really.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, No, Ross's wife is not. She is vegan and
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: has been for what almost fifteen years.
• 51:37
  Speaker 8: But yeah, yeah, she's been a vegan for a long
• 51:39
  Speaker 8: long time. And my own little theories that's why she
• 51:41
  Speaker 8: has an aged physically without a doubt, all dude, she
• 51:44
  Speaker 8: just keeps I don't.
• 51:45
  Speaker 7: Know, yeah, no, I mean, without a doubt.
• 51:47
  Speaker 8: She's on those the jack trajectory of just not aging
• 51:50
  Speaker 8: and freaking everybody out by making them feel bad about
• 51:53
  Speaker 8: their previous decades decisions.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: So that's why we have to bring up the plant thing,
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: because it's the only way to level the playing thing.
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: Right, you're no better than me, exactly the same.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: Dammit.
• 52:04
  Speaker 8: Have you ever like, uh really, Jack, do you know
• 52:07
  Speaker 8: what I'm talking about? This little plant orgy that ever?
• 52:09
  Speaker 8: When you're in a park, dude, everything they're just going
• 52:12
  Speaker 8: at it. Spores are flying everywhere, Pollen's going everywhere. Uh,
• 52:16
  Speaker 8: you know, like it's just a party if you look
• 52:19
  Speaker 8: at it in the in a different perspective of these
• 52:22
  Speaker 8: plants are getting down as they're trying to have more kids.
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: And spread their seed.
• 52:29
  Speaker 8: Literally, Hello, you know it's kind of it's kind of hot.
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: Jack's with me.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: Have your birthday, great segue, Ross, Thank you for that.
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: Jack.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: Speaking of the birthday, boy, have you had your choice
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: yet or do you want to?
• 52:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll announce it after the commercial break.
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: Okay, I have to go through my Hugue history.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: See what you want he said, aside as a positivelit
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: All right, Jack's gonna tell you what he's gonna assign
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: for what you do. That's new and we'll do that next,
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: so keep it here on Real Radio one of four
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: point one.
• 53:16
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• 53:22
  Speaker 4: Hi.
• 53:23
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• 53:34
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• 53:37
  Speaker 19: Just wanted to wish Jack a happy birthday and hopefully
• 53:41
  Speaker 19: you will have the rest of your show will run
• 53:42
  Speaker 19: nice and smooth, and Jack, when you get home, have
• 53:45
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  Speaker 19: drink from my hometown state of Wisconsin. Remember drink Wisconsinly,
• 53:54
  Speaker 19: have a good rest of your show.
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: You all.
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: Thanks.
• 53:58
  Speaker 23: That's a happy birthday, Jack.
• 54:01
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 54:01
  Speaker 23: Look into the love trees in Saint Augustine. It's a
• 54:03
  Speaker 23: palm tree growing out of the middle of an oak
• 54:05
  Speaker 23: tree and they are truly symbiotic. You try and cut
• 54:08
  Speaker 23: one down, the other dies and it floods so much.
• 54:12
  Speaker 23: In Saint Augustine, the palm trees suck up the water
• 54:15
  Speaker 23: so the roots of the oak tree don't rot. Pretty fascinating,
• 54:18
  Speaker 23: all right, Bye?
• 54:21
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 54:22
  Speaker 19: I just want to wish my daughter Mary a happy birthday,
• 54:25
  Speaker 19: and I guess you too.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: Jack.
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: Happy birthday. Hey everybody, I'm Swilly and this is for Jack. Okay,
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: I love goodbye.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: Did you have being serenaded by a violin on your
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: bingo card?
• 54:56
  Speaker 7: Mister Jack Bradshaw.
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: That was absolutely beautiful? Thank you? That was poetic.
• 55:01
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and you're fifty nine, so like the band keeps playing,
• 55:05
  Speaker 8: that's awesome.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: What do you like the Titanic deck or something there? Ross?
• 55:09
  Speaker 24: Oh no, I mean I was kind, but it was
• 55:13
  Speaker 24: like a good ending and a happy birthday to marry
• 55:15
  Speaker 24: and Summer here at the radio station and everyone else
• 55:18
  Speaker 24: who has a birthday today.
• 55:19
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: Absolutely, we hope you do have a great birthday. Yes, Swilly,
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: I guess is like, you know, like concert pianist level
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: violin player.
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: That's what you got from that.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: All right, welcome back to Jim Colbert Show.
• 55:35
  Speaker 25: Jim.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: We'll be back with us next week after he is
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: done on vacation. You've got deb Jack Ross our special
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: guest co host today one mister Brian Grimes. Franchise so much, Brian.
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: No, thanks for the invite. So I do have what
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: you do that sung?
• 55:50
  Speaker 6: Okay, I've added it to the list and we put
• 55:53
  Speaker 6: it near the top. If you go to Jim Culbert
• 55:55
  Speaker 6: Live dot com. It'll be right up there. Did anyone
• 55:58
  Speaker 6: by chance? He sixty and it's this past Sunday.
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: No, No, the first story was.
• 56:03
  Speaker 6: A return to ram and it's it's medical care where
• 56:08
  Speaker 6: they go out in the field. It's volunteer doctors and
• 56:10
  Speaker 6: they go to different cities and they give free medical
• 56:13
  Speaker 6: care and people will drive for days and line up
• 56:17
  Speaker 6: for hours. But it's just a you know, it's a
• 56:20
  Speaker 6: third of the show. It's like a twelve minute piece
• 56:23
  Speaker 6: on just the need and you know, something that should
• 56:27
  Speaker 6: not be happening. I mean, it's a bad situation that
• 56:31
  Speaker 6: shouldn't be happening for the state of medical care in
• 56:34
  Speaker 6: our country. Yet it also brings out the best in
• 56:38
  Speaker 6: people and you can feel good at what some people
• 56:41
  Speaker 6: are out there doing and me you know, yeah.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: Find the solution to the problem. And this is a
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: huge problem in rural America, right absolutely.
• 56:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah, this is.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: Where I mean, because hospitals just can't afford to stay
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: open and without.
• 56:54
  Speaker 8: The shop can't afford hospitals.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: And people can't afford hospitals.
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: It's a fun dance, yeah, and.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: For a lot of rural communities that is the difference. Now,
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: now they have to plan to drive hours, if not
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: in some cases days, just to be able to reach
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: the nearest medical facility that maybe can handle you know,
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: have a labor and obstetrics, you know division. So there's
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: a lot of people who are kind of being left
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: without that access to healthcare that, like you said, Jack,
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: you wouldn't imagine would be the case.
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:21
  Speaker 12: All right.
• 57:22
  Speaker 7: So there's a really cool.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: Thing that's going to be happening in central Florida this weekend,
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: and it brought back some childhood memories. So if you
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: love flying kites and you like a family fun atmosphere,
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: all right, You've got the third annual Orlando Kite Festival
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: this weekend. When was the last time you guys remember
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: flying a kite?
• 57:40
  Speaker 7: If at all.
• 57:42
  Speaker 8: Open field place called vineyards with my dad? I think
• 57:46
  Speaker 8: I was like six, Oh wow, seven. I was never
• 57:50
  Speaker 8: a big kite guy. As soon as I understand, like,
• 57:52
  Speaker 8: oh cool, it stays up there. So what else do
• 57:55
  Speaker 8: you guys want to do.
• 57:57
  Speaker 25: Now?
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: No, I was not impressed by child of the nineties.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, how about you, Brian, do you remember flying
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: a kite as a kid or did you fly kites
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: with your kids?
• 58:05
  Speaker 4: No?
• 58:05
  Speaker 5: We used to buy the cheap ones that were made
• 58:08
  Speaker 5: of like plastic and then like more plastic right, even
• 58:11
  Speaker 5: have to put them together, but they always seem like
• 58:13
  Speaker 5: they ripped.
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: And I never.
• 58:14
  Speaker 5: Successfully flew a kite. I never got it up there
• 58:16
  Speaker 5: high up like ross where I go, Okay, what's next.
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: I felt like it's a lot of running and the
• 58:20
  Speaker 5: kite's not going anywhere.
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: I quit.
• 58:22
  Speaker 8: Yeah, even a worse experience exactly trying to hold the
• 58:27
  Speaker 8: kite together with tape.
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: I do love looking at him, like at the beach
• 58:29
  Speaker 5: and everything. When people get him up, they're like, well,
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: that's pretty cool, but like I was never successful at it.
• 58:34
  Speaker 7: What about you, Jack?
• 58:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, A couple times with my kids, but the most
• 58:40
  Speaker 6: recent one was about twenty years ago or so. I
• 58:43
  Speaker 6: remember it was a day a hurricane was coming and
• 58:46
  Speaker 6: we were prepped, so the winds were picking up, so
• 58:48
  Speaker 6: we went outside and there's a picture of you know,
• 58:51
  Speaker 6: me and my youngest daughter, who must have been five
• 58:53
  Speaker 6: or six at the time. You know, flying a kite
• 58:56
  Speaker 6: with a big long tail and stuff right in front
• 59:00
  Speaker 6: had never been easier because all I had to do
• 59:02
  Speaker 6: was to let it out and the wind was doing
• 59:04
  Speaker 6: all the work.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: Took all the took care of the rest for you anywhere. No, yeah,
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: those those were they not so fun kite days. But
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: then when you did get the kite way up there,
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: like way way up there, and it's kind of like
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: fighting a big fishe, you know, trying to keep your
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: line and then the heartbreak of watching the line break
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: and your kite fly far far away.
• 59:24
  Speaker 26: Oh.
• 59:24
  Speaker 5: I never even thought of that. I thought you just
• 59:25
  Speaker 5: brought it back down.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: Well, if you were lucky in some cases, but if
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: you if you had to fly one of those cheap kites,
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: sometimes the string would break.
• 59:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you know, I say bye by kite.
• 59:34
  Speaker 8: I think the new version of this is drones. Oh
• 59:37
  Speaker 8: the battery died over a lake.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: Well, what's really cool though about about the Kite Festival though,
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: is that it's at least in this particular case. Doctor
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: Selena Doser, she's a UCA professor who cheaches environmental engineering.
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: I met her today.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: She did you really Yeah?
• 59:52
  Speaker 17: Yeah?
• 59:52
  Speaker 7: Did she talk about the Kite Festival.
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what she came in to talk about.
• 59:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah, because she's the creator.
• 59:56
  Speaker 5: Yea, she started it and it's grown to like from
• 59:59
  Speaker 5: she said, a couple hundred the first year, like two
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 5: thousands and they expect three thousand this year.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: Which is great because what a great way to bring
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: stem concepts.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 7: To kids, Right, that's what she does.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Because everybody is celebrating the Artemis fly by and
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: what the astronauts were able to do, Well, it's the
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: stem concepts of flight, right, that really are what kind
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: of light that fire in our future astronauts.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and they have at the Kite Festival, they have
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: like a building station where you can decorate your kite
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 5: and all that stuff, so you can kind of get
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 5: into it without even realizing you're getting into it, which
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 5: is the whole physics.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: Of the thing.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: And that's the best way to teach, yeah, is by
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: lighting that fire without realizing that you've lit that fire.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 5: And I will tell you, I've never seen anyone as
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 5: excited about kites.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: As she was.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 5: Like, she was so excited about the Kite Festival. It
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 5: made me want to go home and likely learn how
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: to fly and kite.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I've got to leave here and go get
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: a kite.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 7: Well, this is what she had to say, right.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, so this is actually from the Orlando Sentinel, and
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: again this is gonna be We're gonna have beautiful weather
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: this weekend. It's not going to be so rainy. It's
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: going to be back in the low eighties, could be
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: a little breezy. Perfect time to introduce your kids to
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: the fun of flying at kites. And she says, quote,
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: kites fly because of lift, drag, thrust, all different forces
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: that are acting on the kite to get it to
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: go up, to stay in the air, to have it
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: come down. So there's Bernoulli's principle balancing those different pressures
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: and forces in the air.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 7: She sounds like a total science nerd.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 5: I love that, Yeah, but honestly, and she is because
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 5: but she does it with so much.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: Like fun and flair that she did.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: You lose all of the science part, right, and you
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 5: just think you're doing something super fun, but you're really
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 5: learning something, which is.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: Don't tell them it's stem based learning, not at all.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: Not at all. Just say, hey, you want to make
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: something and make it go up in the air really
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: really high. Yeah, that's the way to get them.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 8: So, you know, I was just telling everyone on a
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 8: break about this is that I recently just got my
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 8: brain stemmed by something just because I heard this different
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 8: take about an Artemis.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: That just blew my mind.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 8: And I have a feeling that's gonna blow somebody's mind
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 8: out there as well. Slack's about to get rattled. I've
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 8: always looked at like spaceflight as you're flying around kind
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 8: of thing.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: Well, I watched this one video.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 8: That basically described the artemis is basically throwing something up
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 8: really really high and it just coming down slowly, like
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 8: if the moon wasn't there, right, it would still come
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 8: back down to Earth. And then once I heard that,
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 8: it just blew my mind that we basically just threw
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 8: something up there, very very high and it's just going
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 8: to take a while till it.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: Comes back and hope that it comes back and the
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: angle that it has to come back, and it's all
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: of that engineering.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the physics involved with that. But the launch is
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 6: kind of like firing the gun. Yeah, it's and the
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 6: bullet just going out, running out of energy and then
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 6: it's coming back to return.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and it just it's so high up there that gravity,
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 8: of course, you know, starts this part.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it does its part, and they manipulate that by
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: doing the swingshot effect. Insane. Yeah, I mean it is
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: so cool.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 8: What's happening in the stars right now that four people
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 8: are on their way back.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 6: So do you think NASA engineers, rocket scient taste flu
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 6: kites as kids?
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, absolutely, you would imagine.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would imagine that they would have to be
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: the designers that probably some of the best. I don't
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: know if you've ever seen it, like on Instagram where
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: they'll have like aerospace engineers make paper airplanes and then
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: flymen an air in the hangar and to see the
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: kind of distance and lift.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: They the physics of it, it's amazing. I met you.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 8: You could tell the space kids too when they were younger,
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 8: like everyone had like a standard kite and then one
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 8: kid was like, you know, like two miles above everyone else.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: Here.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 7: Hold this.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: This weekend they'll be scouting for astronauts.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 7: Why not?
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: Why not?
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they have free kite building and decorating station, live music.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 6: DJ Chad from Magic one O seven is going to
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 6: be there, gabbing right, is going to be there as
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 6: well painting for kids.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: This looks like a fun event. Yeah.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: It's also they're going to be food vendors as with
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: their as well family arcade Space. I mean so so
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: it's really prepared, really made for families to come out
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: and enjoy a beautiful day. And like you said, Brian,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: it's kind of like feeding your kids vegetables. Were telling
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: them it's not vegetables, put sugar on them exactly exactly.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: They don't know the good that they're going to be getting, right,
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: and who knows, you know, maybe there could be some NASA,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: you know, scouts out there checking out to see who
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: the smartest STEM student is.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 6: So it's just Saturday from ten until three pm, and
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 6: if anyone wants details on it, it's Orlando Kite Festival
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 6: dot com.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: And what's really cool too, is they're going to have
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: dedicated space at the festival featuring local authors and family
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: friendly activity stations.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 7: So I think this sounds like a lot of fun.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I always my most my favorite kites were the
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: ones that seemed really intricate, right right, the butterflies, the fox, Yeah,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: the box.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 7: How did they get the box to fly?
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 5: You knew that there's kites that have like two strings
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 5: exactly steer it like, yeah, I can't that's too, that's
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 5: above my pay grade.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: And those those are the guys out at the beach
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: that you're like, how do you fly those things? And
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: they can be really expensive as well. Well, I wouldn't
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: even know where you would even go to buy a kite.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 8: I've always wanted a kite that looks like a human hand,
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 8: so that way I look like a puppet.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: I always thought that was cool. You see what I'm saying,
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: Actually think a real it's kind of genius. That is
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: kind of genius, actually coming down to you.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: But you made it just two hands, and it looked
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: like they were constantly, you know.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 8: Yeah, making love, no clapping hands.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: All right, from that story onto the ways that teachers
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: and others who work in the education system go above
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: and beyond for their students. Did you, guys hear about
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: the high school marching band visiting us from the small
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: city in Ohiokay you heard about that, did you?
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 24: I did not?
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: Okay, Well it was last week or just a few
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 3: days ago.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: Well, they they just performed at the Magic Kingdom on
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: March thirtieth. Okay, all right, But it turns out before
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: that that appearance, they unfortunately had several of their instruments stolen.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 3: Oh those things are not cheap.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 7: How much do you think so?
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: Seven clarinets, three flutes, three saxophones, what a dumb thief
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: two trumpets, not at all ross. When you hear how
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: much money this person will be able to get two
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: trumpets and a trombone? How much do you think those
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: sixteen instruments were worth?
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: Damn? And I was counting, and you were just going
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: to give us the answer at the end. I did
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: not know that.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: That's okay, keep counting because I'm the remedial map.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: Kin, I'm gonna go five thousand dollars ross.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 7: What do you think I'll go?
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: It's less ross, it's less.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 8: Well, No, here's the thing. They're victims, so the number
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 8: is going to go up. You're gonna get the full MSRP.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 8: In the story, insurance claims, yeah, yeah, so I'll go
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 8: ten grand.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 5: I was going to go sixteen thousand on thousand for
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 5: each instrument.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: Actually it's fifteen thousand dollars. Fifteen thousand dollars and instruments
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: were stolen.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: Wow, it's one thousand dollars for each instance.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 7: I know exactly.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: So it turns out the locks were cut on the
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: band's trailer. Well, come on sometime between midnight and eight am,
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: and the parking lot at the hotel that they were
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: staying in on Eyedrive Now. The band's director, Martin Krawl,
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: learned of the burglary as the band boarded its bus
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: on the morning of March twenty ninth for a day trip.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: What do you think he did?
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: Cried started to gofund me Ross.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: What do you think?
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: Ooh man, this is really this is got into sports.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: Not a bad choice. Actually, not a bad choice. Brian
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: Doyep made a TikTok video. No, actually it's even better
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: than that. So what he did was he kept the
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: theft quiet, right, He stayed behind as the students got
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: on the bus. They were going to go check out
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: Disney Springs, They're going to go to the beach. He
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: spent that day and the next day scrambling to replace
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: those sixteen instruments to make sure that the band could
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: still march down Main Street, USA the very next day. Wow,
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: isn't that? I mean, that is someone who deserves all
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: the all the tea, all the problems.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: Where is he from?
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: He is from Ashland, Ohio in Orlando, has.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 6: A day to solve this problem while he's supposed to
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 6: be with the kids and doing whatever.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: And they have no idea, They have no idea that
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: their sixteen instruments have been stolen. He just let them
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: go for this day trip while he stayed behind and
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: replaced every single one of them. He said he would
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: rent most of the instruments connected with another Ohio band
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: that was a disney and asked them to lend a saxophone.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: He had all of the replacement instruments by that night,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: and that's when he broke the news to the students
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: that their instruments have been stolen. And this is why
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: it matters. They're not just expensive, right, Hasn't I used
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: to play clarinet? Is any did you guys play any
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: kind of instrument? Chris was a trumpet player.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 8: This is making a lot of sense easy by the
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 8: recorder really cross buns all day.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: One instrument you had to play it. I can hold
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: a little bit of a beat on drooms.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: All right, All right, Well that's cool, that's cool. But
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: it turns out so some of these students these instruments
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: were the first instruments they'd ever owned. Some instruments they'd
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: been gifted to them by a sibling, and one unfortunately,
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: the child had received his instrument just a couple from
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: his father, just a couple of weeks before the Disney
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: World Trip that had too had been stolen. But the
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: true story is that this Martin Krawl was able to
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: replace all sixteen instruments, and the very next day the
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: students were able to march down Main Street, USA playing
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: You've got a friend in Me. And for those who
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: don't know, Ashland is how many people do you think
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: live in this as small city? It's in northern Ohio.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: It's between halfway between Cleveland and Columbus.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: I'm going to go sixteen thousand ross, that's too high.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: Go lower, it is too high. I'll go twelve thousand. No,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 3: I'm going to go I'm going to twelve hundred oh points.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: Birthday boy, it's twenty thousand people. Yeah, about twenty thousand people.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: And so how about a round of applause for band
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: director Martin Krale.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 8: You still don't get a free turkey leg that will
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 8: be seventeen.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 6: No, but a texture does have a good idea. You
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 6: had to put air tags in those things.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, but you know again, when you're visiting
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: here from a town of twenty thousand, you're getting ready
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: to play at the most magical place on Earth.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 3: You don't think you're you don't go to be unsafe
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 3: at any time.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: And you don't think that of all the things that
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: people could steal, that your band instruments would have any
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: kind of attraction to.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 7: Be they won't bother up exactly exactly.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 5: I'm not following my AirTag into the CD underworld of
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 5: the black market of the trombone.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: I don't know what I'm gonna find. Oh true, shorty.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 6: So my wife had her phone like lifted from a
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 6: secondhand store where she was shopping. Oh no, and I
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 6: traced it. I knew where that house was in a Popka,
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 6: but I wasn't going exactly.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: Phone. That's did you really you got a liah Neeson
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 3: that thing?
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 27: Dude?
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 3: You gotta taking one, taking two, taking three. I thought
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: all about it. I thought about you.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: Didn't think of kicking down the door with your piecing one?
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 7: Give me back my phone?
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 6: I thought about it. I thought about, you know, going strapped.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 6: I thought about going where I'm video? Whoa about bringing people?
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: Did he just talk about going strapped?
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: Or are you push icy? That's why I.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: Am he's shaking down.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: I'm more like shigen night.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 6: Baby.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 8: You got you should have called Jim and me. Jim
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 8: would have showed up. He's pratt and then I'm over here,
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 8: you know, no, I'm not. Can't we get all I'm
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 8: over here, like give my guy my phone.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: Hold, you know, like, and I know how to strike fear.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: The one day that was scary.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 6: The one thing pushing me in the direction of letting
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 6: it go is it was a kN iPhone sty and
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 6: it was due to be replaced.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: All right, did you shut it down? Maybe do a
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: factory reset. While they're standing there holding it.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 3: I was making it ring a lot. You they won exactly.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: That's exactly what I'll show them. I'm just gonna make
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: it ring, just NonStop.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 8: Going back to the instrument thief, I have a hard
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 8: time saying, there's no way this guy's gonna get fifteen
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 8: g's for these, get for these fifteen Yeah, yeah, Like,
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 8: who's gonna buy these trombones? And it's necessary, like it's
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 8: gonna be such a sketchy to him. It's not about
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 8: what he's not getting, it's about what he is getting.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: That is true.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 8: Yeah, And I just hope that somebody finds it weird
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 8: when a guy opens up a trench coat and there's
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 8: a trombone.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 3: Next to a flute going. You know, like, who this
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 3: is such as a trombone.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 7: It's not like it's a flute.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 8: I just hate the fact that this guy, yeah, that's such.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: A between midnight and eight am, just cut the locks.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: You know, chances are they had no idea what was
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: in there, but once they cut the locks, they figure
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: they're going to be able to get something.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 8: Like to me, I don't know why, and I know
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 8: this is wrong and stupid, but I feel like stealing
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 8: instruments is somehow worse than stealing cash.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: Like your last name is schwipe.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah, well, like there's this innocence to stealing instruments.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 3: You're taking the.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 5: Bands once you've cut the locks, you probably don't care
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 5: about the innocent.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I suppose so. And you don't know what's
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 3: inside until you cut those.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: Locks exactly, and by then you're like, well i'll get something.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: Oh I'm already broken and entered. I'm taking something.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 7: I'm taking something.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 8: I guess I'm into trombones.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna start a band.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 8: This guy, yeah, maybe that's what he was just really passionate,
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 8: right about big band.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 3: We're painting this all row my dream.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 27: I got no.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 3: Money and I want to start a band. I'm really
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: into Marty gral music.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: Well, what we're gonna do now, We're gonna take a
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: little break. We're coming up to the five o'clock hour,
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: which for a lot of folks is quitting time and
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: time to get on the roads and make your way home.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: And we're gonna talk about what kind of crack are
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: surging in Florida and what law enforcement plans to do
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: about it.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 7: So we'll talk about that next.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: Keep it here on the Jim Culbert Show on Real
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: Radio one of four point one.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 28: Happy birthday, mister Jack Bradshaw. That is party Mom, just
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 28: wishing you the best day ever.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 3: Hope, it's great. Smoke weed every day.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: Missy, party Mom. Nobody steals children's instruments on my watch.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 3: We'll get you, bugler.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 26: The only way to fly a kite is you tie
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 26: it to the fishing line from fishing rod. That way
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 26: you can get height on it and send it up easier.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 26: But you can also re look back in Also, I
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 26: might have celebrated National Beer Day a bit too early.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: What up, guys from.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 4: I'm pretty good at violin.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 3: I want to play Jack's birthday song?
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 4: Uh oh oh, damn.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: Birthday, Jack, I take that back. Maybe Swoowy was classically trained.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 5: Thank you, thank you self taught, no lessons.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you very much, Thank you.
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  Speaker 7: Duval.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, listen, we welcome your birthday talkbacks.
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  Speaker 5: Really you can.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: You can send us a talk back about anything. We're
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: just asking. Since it is Jack's birthday, maybe you send
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: a special message for Jack. What are you going to say?
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  Speaker 4: Jack?
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  Speaker 3: It's fine. Everyone's doing a wonderful job, very thoughtful. Thank
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: you very much.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: Is that your way of saying, please no more violin?
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 6: You know I love the creativity they are demonstrating you.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, best audience and all of talk radio. We do
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: welcome your talkbacks as well as your text messages at
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: seven seven zero three one. Welcome back, Jim. We'll be
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: back with us next week after being on vacation. This week,
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: you've got deb Jack Ross our special guest co host today,
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: Brian Grimes. Thank you so much. Brian.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, thank you guys.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: We really appreciate you coming in.
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  Speaker 3: Birthday. I got invited.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 7: I know, I know, very special. You do realize that, right.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It came with cake. I like it.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: It did an ice cream cake too.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man, the cake is great.
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  Speaker 6: Shout out to Brian Grimes because he was like when
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 6: I invited I invited him and Ray and Johnny all
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 6: at the same time, and he said, I'll take any
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 6: day that they don't want, and we had it all
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 6: figured out and then Ray's like, oh, I have to
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 6: switch days, and.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 3: Brian's like, no problem.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 6: Johnny's I got to switch days, and Brian's like no problem.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 6: So that's a producer there. He finds a way to
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 6: make it work.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I do.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: Thank you absolutely. And Andy's busy. Even though he's here
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: in the afternoon, he still has stuff that he has
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: to do.
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  Speaker 3: Do you like canolis? Oh?
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 8: Man, that is wild?
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: You know what.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 7: I don't like the ricotta cheese. It's not very sweet.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: I just can I sound like I'm whining anymore?
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 3: No, it's fine.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 8: I just I always this was a thing before the show.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 8: Is that I was just you know, dude, it was
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 8: a little uh yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I mean I tickled the bottom of the canoli before.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: I ate it, and it was covered in chocolate.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 8: That's how I eat cannolis. It's not like I called
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 8: it DeMarcus or something.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 3: This code for something.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not sure myself. We'll see where this is
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: gonna go.
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  Speaker 8: As someone who is a very vocal, passionate dare I
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 8: say passionate fan of Cannoli's. I have never understood how
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 8: Cannolis can be a room divider. And they are they
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 8: just they literally are they are.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 6: He was surprised when I'm like, I don't care for him,
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 6: and but some people love him.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 3: So we made that our question of the day.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 6: It's in the YouTube chat and you Cannoli's and you
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 6: can always find our YouTube feed at real Radio, dot FM,
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 6: slash watch.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: How about you, Brian, are you a Canoli fan?
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 3: That's a.
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  Speaker 5: I don't mind them. I feel like they misrepresent themselves. Yes,
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 5: that is my problem. When you buy it, it's not
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 5: what you expect.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 20: Right.
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  Speaker 3: It looks like it.
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  Speaker 5: Should be one of the most amazing desserts in the
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 5: history of dessert.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 3: It's always disappointment.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 5: You can do lots of cool things with them, you
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 5: can decorate them up, you can put stuff on it,
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 5: but when you taste it, it's not what was advertised.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 3: Correct. I don't get how right. I don't want to
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 3: live in this world.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: He is right, though, No, it looks like it's going
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: to be a sweet treat and then you bite it
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: and it's it's like that oily dough and then the
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: cheese and you're waiting for the sweet.
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  Speaker 3: I'm an adult.
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  Speaker 8: I understand that there is no right or wrong in
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 8: the world of subjectivity. But I would think that Canolis
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 8: would chuck up like a ninety percent hit rate with
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 8: people I know, and it's just doesn't And I don't
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 8: get it. I don't understand why. Like I understand that
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 8: everything is not for everyone, So let's play polymarket. But
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 8: it's like it's like fifty fifty maybe even less. I
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 8: think there's only like maybe like a forty sixty split
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 8: forty pro Conoli. A lot of people do not like Conoli.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: So what do you think the final percentage is going
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: to be? On our YouTube question of the day? Do
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: you like Conol's You're gonna go with forty percent? Like
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: sixty percent, don't.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 8: I'm just reading the room, looking at the audience. Radio
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 8: audience is just gonna me in a short couple of hours,
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 8: I'll go fifty five.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: Yes, all right, Jack, what's say you in terms of
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: the percentage that like the canol.
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  Speaker 3: Because I'm watching it roll in right now.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, Well, to get away with that birthday boy, I'll
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 6: say Ross is pretty close.
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  Speaker 1: Really Okay, Brian, what do you think I was going.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 5: To go sixty four because I think on the surface
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  Speaker 5: the question is I like Conoli's, but when you really
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 5: think about it, and they're not all they're cracked up
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 5: to be. So I'm gonna say sixty The answer for yes.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 6: Right now it's sixty two. Whoa, I was sixty four
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 6: when he started talking.
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  Speaker 8: I go out of my way to order a canole out. Really, yeah, man,
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 8: I like it, and I also like seeing them how
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 8: when they get made, when they like pipe in the
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 8: cream in the center of the little taketo Italian taqito thing,
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 8: that's what they are. They're Italian takeitos. That's awesome.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 3: I'm a genius tend The driver chimes in trash see.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 8: There it is, how and it's like a high credit
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 8: score dessert it is.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 3: Someone else says it's marscapone cheese.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: That's oh isaone and that's in tiermissioux, which I love tear.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: I love tera massoux. That's good a time.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 5: Not a fan of that either, because again, it sells itself.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 3: It's something and that looks very cheesecakey.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 6: And I hate cheese cakey. That's why I love Turmassou.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 6: And then I think I don't like cheese cakey.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 8: Tiermassou is far more universally loved in respect down canoles,
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 8: and to me, I'm like, make them the same society.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I think the difference is as probably I've just
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: never had a proper real canoli, like a lot of
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: people are saying, you know, if you're in Italy everywhere
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: they make the bake shops, maybe I just haven't had
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  Speaker 1: a fresh canoli.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 8: I had a great canoli, and yeah, I do like it.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: You were going to town on that.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 3: I mean, I let a.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 8: Candle instead of prayer after they're good. They're one of
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 8: my weaknesses. I like canolis, and it's not because of
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 8: the shape.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 3: Jack. Oh my god, I thought you were going to
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 3: give that to me. You weren't thinking it. Someone was.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 3: I smelled the thought. I didn't know who let it go.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: Hey, listen, if Jack didn't hit you with the sound effect,
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: and that means Jack isn't blaming you.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 3: No, I'm not text texts.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 7: I would like to hear it.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 6: Canoli's are ricotta mixed with confection you sugar?
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll take that.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 8: And I like the little sandy aspect.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 3: I like it.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 8: I like it when it's a little gritty and it
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 8: bites back. I don't mind that. I also like when
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 8: they're pistachio. I like when they're green inside.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 3: I like green.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 8: I like I like chocolate nutella.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 5: See, that's why I think they get some sort of
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 5: like good rap because you have They're very versatile.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 3: You can do a lot of things with them, make
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 3: them chocolate chips in them.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 5: It does again once you actually taste it, it's all
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 5: out the window.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 3: Brian nailed it. It's myself is something it's not.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 8: I'm the one who said Italian Teketo. I nailed that.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 8: Thank you, Kawhi, someone's got my back. Kawi would hate
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 8: Teqitas he's an athlete, and you would probably hate Canole's.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: Too, not if he has good taste though.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 8: Right, they're like Italian burritos man, just without the pants on.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 8: I love Cannoli's, and I just say, I've never understood
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 8: how how anybody could be like, oh, I hate them
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 8: as much as.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 7: I hear right, exactly exactly.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean you do have a chance to weigh
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: in with your own opinion that our YouTube YouTube pull
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: right YouTube chat right there.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 3: Jack, Yeah, Real Radio, dot FM slash watch.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 6: It's in our YouTube chat right there, and you can
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 6: vote ross.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 3: Playing with this canoe.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 8: This text, this text saying I like Canoli's, but they're
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 8: not a dessert.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 3: What what? He's on your side? You better be canting?
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 8: Okay, yeah, yeah, Beggar's canty choosers, come on in. It's
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 8: just you and me on this Canoli canoe.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: All right, We're gonna take a little break, but we'll
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: be back with more canoli passion and more fun on
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: the Jim Colbert Show. So keep it here a real
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: radio one of four point one.
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  Speaker 28: S boss Man, Captain Jack. Happy birthday to you many more.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 28: I'm about three months older than you, but you look
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 28: about ten years younger than me, So good on you, buddy, No, seriously,
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 28: I hope you have a wonderful birthday.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 3: Happy birthday, Jack, Hey.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 29: Jack Rash, Happy birthday. Happy birthday from Kansas Trucker born.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 29: That's a turly mine, Josha blue back, good back, good back.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 29: I've been dropping two dollars every day on a dot
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 29: on Gosh game.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: I'm up, So guess what we're getting it.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 4: Back to back to back. Sorry Yankees.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah bye, welcome back to the Jim Culbert Show.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 7: Yes, birthday boy.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 6: I don't want to get in habit. It's starting to
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 6: be bet on baseball games.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 3: There's too many.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: Games, I know, but I do appreciate how the Yankees
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: scheduled one for your birthday. Oh yeah, yeah, You've got
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: one tonight at seven o five against the Athletics at home.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 3: That was nice to them.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 6: Oh, so I have a trip. I have to go
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 6: up north. I'm going to New York in May. Yeah,
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 6: per weekend. I'm taking my daughter to a concert for
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 6: her birthday. It's a band Home from the It's a
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 6: nineties alternative band that they're doing two concerts, one in NLA,
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 6: one in New York. Got tickets to this one?
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 3: Cool?
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 6: Then Springsteen releases his tour and I'm like, well, let
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 6: me check. Two days earlier he's playing in New York
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 6: in Brooklyn. So I have a Springsteen concert two days later,
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 6: the concert for home. And then I'm like, well, what's happening?
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 6: And I'm like, wait a second, are the Yankees at home?
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 6: And I looked up. They're not at home. They're an
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 6: away game. They're playing the Mets. Oh that's also New York.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 6: So I looked up prices for that because I was
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 6: going to take my sisters and Hee says a nephew.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 6: I needed seven tickets, and the best price I can
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 6: find in the very worst seats is two hundred each.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 3: Oh no, thank you?
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, I think you just shocked a wake. Our special
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: guess co host today, Brian, are you still with us.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 3: Two hundred each for upper deck? Yeah? Mets and Yankees?
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 3: I get that a city field.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, wow, So I guess you're not taking I
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: have standards people, Yeah, come.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 3: On, how about what would I would you should? Uh?
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 3: That Springsteen tickets costs me that? Yeah?
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 8: Well, do what a lot of people are doing these days,
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 8: which is like, you can get those tickets for one
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 8: hundred dollars. Do you know how sports gambling? You grabbed
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 8: that hundred dollars. You flip it on something that decides
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 8: whether or not you.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 3: Go or not.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yesterday you told the solid plan.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 3: Yesterday you told me to bet on Yukon.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 8: I did not tell anybody. I did not I would
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 8: have told you to put money on Michigan.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 3: I wish you did.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: Did you lose any money?
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 3: I did not back.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 5: I just assume you could afford it, considering that you
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 5: you go to Ocean Prime and you know.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: I know, I know, I had a gift card.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 3: We ate off the appetizer menu and I drank water.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 7: Do you know how do you insult Jack?
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: You insult him by accusing him of spending money on
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: something frivolous.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 3: All of that is true.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 8: You got two head of Mammy's.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 3: You can imagine my chagrin when they camped the whole meal.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: No, but I got a gift card.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 8: Why they comp it because it's your birthday?
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: They I know somebody someone.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 3: No, I was with someone who knew somebody. Oh, even better,
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 3: take him to the Mets game. They know somebody.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: Welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show, and thank you
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: so much for all of your talkbacks wishing Jack a
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 1: happy birthday.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 7: We really do appreciate it as well.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: Of those who are texting us at seven seven zero
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: three one, keep that going. If you could just down
• 1:28:00
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• 1:28:03
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• 1:28:05
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• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: just record your best birthday wish for Jack. Make sure
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: your car, windows are up, radio is down, and he
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: will turn you into a radio superstarar superstar. All right, guys,
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: this is not going to come as a shock to you.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: But what is the one of the most common causes
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: of crashes here in Florida?
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 3: Distracted driving?
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: There you go, give yourself a dog birthday boy? Yeah, yeah,
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: that did not sound good. Wait, okay, all right, this
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: behavior led to more than this number of crashes in
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: Florida last year. It more than three hundred deaths. If
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: that gives you any idea.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 7: This is last year.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: How many crashes can be attributed to distracted driving in Florida?
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 7: Just last year?
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 8: Yes, I'll go it happened. Yeah, yeah, I'll go four thousand, I'll.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 3: Go eight thousand.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: How about more than fifty thousand crashes?
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 3: Wow?
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: More than fifty thousand crashes resulting in three more than
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: three hundred deaths.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 8: Wow, Tiger's one of them this year.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 3: I was on my phone.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: I was looking for my eye and then boom.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 3: Which also throw this out of here.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 8: They hate the sidetrack at real fast, but Tiger Woods
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 8: walking out going.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 3: Sorry, I was just talking to the president. I know.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 8: It was one of the most cornball things I have
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 8: ever seen.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 3: On a video.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we played that, We played that audio. Oh yeah,
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: I was just on the phone with the president. That's
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: going to get you off your your DUI.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 5: I want you to call long because I want to
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 5: be I want to actually see that exactly, because I'm
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 5: sure he hasn't in the phone.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 3: I'll throw this out here dead. He will. He will
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 3: get off somehow some way.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 8: Hey, listen, I've seen rappers get pardoned recently, so I'm like,
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 8: everything's on the table.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: Well, I agree Ross that that is a possibility. I
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: think the difference being that when they found the hydrocodone
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: pills in his pocket and he did not have a
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 1: medical he did not have the bottle with his name
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 1: on it, that is going to be a problem. May
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: not be as big of a problem for someone like
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: Tiger Woods.
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  Speaker 3: If you have the.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 6: Bottle at home with your name on it, you should
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 6: get a pass.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: And he probably will if he's got the bottle with
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: his name on it. But it's it is still it
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: still you know, shows a wrinkle. And again there's a
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: reason why, and I think it's based on the advice
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: of his attorney. Of course, this is just an assumption
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 1: on my part. This is all allegedly. I have no
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 1: idea of this, but because of his statement about stepping
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 1: away from golf and then seeking treatment overseas, it's his
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 1: way of getting ahead of the fact that he does
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: not have a very good track record for this, and
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 1: so he is going to try and get the best
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: deal possible with the judge. But back to distracted driving.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: So a number show that a crash happens how often
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: in Florida.
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  Speaker 8: Every three hours, that's even less twelve minutes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was every six minutes.
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  Speaker 1: How about every forty four seconds? Oh my, happens every
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: forty four seconds in Florida, and one in seven of
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: those crashes involves distracted drivers. Now I know, just the
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: last couple of days, coming into work and you see
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 1: that car ahead of you that isn't quite acting like
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 1: they're like they're drunk or drugged, but they keep weaving
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 1: over the lines. You know they're going over to the right,
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 1: they go to the left, and you pass them and
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: you turn over and sure enough there's the phone and
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: it's Tiger Woods.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 6: So it's about every five minutes. Yeah, there's a crash due.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: To distracted driving. Drive and we see it all the time.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 1: And again they're saying crashes in Florida are becoming even
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 1: more deadly than usual because a lot of them are
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: high speed crashes. And keep in mind they're thinking about
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: raising this speed limits in some areas from seventy to
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: seventy five. I don't know about you, guys, but if
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: you're only going and I do say this with quotes,
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: if you're only going eighty, you're getting your ass run over.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: I can't tell you how many times I get tailgated
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: and it's like, I'm already. What do you want me
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: to do?
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 3: Get out of the left lane? Yeah, yeah, thank you, Brian, Hello,
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 3: the right lane.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: It's even in the right lane.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 3: It's crazy. It's like I never thought the day would come.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: So Florida Highway Safety Motor Vehicles say citations for texting
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: and driving have increased this percentage since twenty twenty one. Brian,
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: you're our guest.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 7: You go first.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 3: I'm going to go one hundred and twelve percent. Damn,
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 3: seventy two percent. I'll go eighty percent.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: Forty five points rosses. Yeah, not that bad now. Now
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: keep in mind though, that for the for the past
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: three years, a hands free driving bill has stalled in
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: the floor to legislature. Supporters say, listen, this bill is
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 1: necessary for safer roads. You've got to give more teeth
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: to the law enforcement bite to be able to keep
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: people off of their damn phones when they're behind the wheel.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 7: Opponents arg you, listen, this bill just goes too far.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: You.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 5: I hate when they bundle a bunch of stuff together
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 5: because then what really needs to happen doesn't happen.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 3: So I don't know what the full bill is.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 5: There is probably something in there that's selling it.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: Out, probably something about how you can still marry your
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 1: first cousin.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 7: It is Florida.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 3: It's logical to say don't text and.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 8: Drive, right, exactly what we put the don't text and
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 8: drive law with the billionaires get to do even more right.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 8: So it's one package. It's one bill billionaire zonas. That's
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 8: also part of the bill.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 1: We see no problem with that.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 3: And that's why you can marry your cousin.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 1: That's why you can marry your cousin in Florida. Absolutely absolutely,
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: And I don't know if we have any problems with that.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 8: Now do Is it still like Florida lall where it's
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 8: like a right, don't be on your phones. But if
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 8: you're at a red light, let it ride. Because I
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 8: remember when they like drop the hammer. I'm pretty sure
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 8: that's still the law, Like you can scroll all day
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 8: at a red light.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: It's hard to say, you know, because when you think
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 1: about everything that law enforcement has to do. But I
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 1: do believe, especially when it comes to Florida Highway Patrol troopers,
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: they're not going to play anymore. If they see you
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: on your phone and you're swerving all over the roadway,
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 1: you're going to get pulled over and given a ticket
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: for distracted driving.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 3: But at a red light.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: At a red light, yeah, that's okay. Is your car
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 1: isn't moving?
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, But there's been a I would love to hear.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 8: I would love to know the fact that the percentage
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 8: increase of passive aggressive honk at every red light because
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 8: of the two to three second pregnant pause that the
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 8: person is still on their phone in front.
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 1: Everyone's guilty asking though, is that really passive aggressive or
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: is that just hey, pay attention up there? Well, I
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 1: want to get through the light before Sunday.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 8: There's here's the thing I'm not saying. It's the type
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 8: of honk. If it's that quick honk and it's a
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 8: subtle honk, that's polite.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 6: It's I've always maintained you should have two horns. You do,
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 6: they excuse me and they get the f out of
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 6: the way.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 7: There you go, birthday boy. You said it best.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 8: See, I think there's bitch.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 8: I almost rather have the stereotypical honk. We you know,
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 8: honk honk that is. That's as nice I find that.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 8: I find that nice.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 3: You got a chirp, but you gotta tap it word yeah.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 5: If I need you to move, it's like a double
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 5: tap yeah.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 3: And my heat my truck.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 5: Is the horns aggressive, so I have to like, yeah,
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 5: lay off because if I hit it hard, it's gonna
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 5: sound aggressive no matter what.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 8: See, I think it's the little pip squeak honks that
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 8: make me go, all right, dude.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 3: But if you are completely stopped. I just looked it up.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 5: It is legal in Florida to that funny. Yet I
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 5: completely stopped. They said, at the moment your car starts moving,
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 5: it becomes a phone down.
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay, good, So keep that in mind as
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 1: you're dealing with the roads of Central Florida. On your
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 1: way out of the work, on your way home, you
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 1: don't have to worry about changing the station.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 7: We got you all the way to your driveway.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 1: And beyond coming up. Yet we still have a trivia
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 1: with Brad. Thank you so much, Brad. We're gonna get
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 1: some Ross thoughts and we're gonna talk to Scott Brown
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: with Edgewater Family Wealth. That's all still coming up, so
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 1: keep it here on the Jim Colbert Show on Real
• 1:35:47
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• 1:35:49
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  Speaker 20: Hey, JCS crew, Rob here from Florida's turnpodcast for us. Uh, yeah,
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 20: that was my segment y'all just talked about with driving
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 20: and all that. So uh anyway, definitely wanted to wish
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 20: a happy birthday to Jack.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 27: Uh.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 20: Since I'm driving and I don't want to do any
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 20: distracted driving, I can't play my violin. I'll just have
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 20: to sing it. I guess happy birthday.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 4: Told you.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 20: Happy birthday, Jack, Yeah, Happy birthday.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: Wow, Happy birthday Jack.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 20: If you have a commercial driver's license driving a commercial vehicle,
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 20: the actual ticket is.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 3: Twenty five dollars.
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 30: If you're manipulating your phone while driving.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 21: Happy birthday, little Buckerowe, little chamachew, little muchI cool, Happy
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 21: birthday boy.
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  Speaker 3: Hey guys, Larry Huch.
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  Speaker 30: I love Canole's and I especially love my favorite line
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 30: for any movie, Hey, leave the guns, take the canoles.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 1: I agree wholeheartedly with that sentiment.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 3: Godfather, Oh is it.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 6: Really leave the gun, take the canoli. It's after It's
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 6: the advice they give Michael after he kills the mafia
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 6: boss and the police chief. They see, Oh spoiler alert,
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 6: movie came out sixty over sixty years ago or fifty,
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 6: so yeah, he killed them. They're like, leave the gun,
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 6: you drop the gun, take the canoli, and get the
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 6: hell out of there.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 1: And you were never here in the first place.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 6: And go to sicily for a long time until everything
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 6: cool cools down, until they kill your other wife.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 1: Manya, what a good movie. Oh it is one of
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 1: the best ever, one of the best ever.
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  Speaker 3: Right, wait, Brian, you've seen Godfather right, not start to
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 3: finish ever once.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 5: I've just seen it in all segmented parts.
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 3: T and T. Yeah, yeah, one of those.
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 6: It's that and Godfather too should be watched to start
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 6: to finish.
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 3: They are just top.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 1: Five, baby, I gotta admit though, like Saturday Night Fever,
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 1: that was the John Travolta right, right, correct. I had
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 1: no idea of some of the scenes in that movie
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 1: because I had always seen it edited for television.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 1: So yeah, when I first saw Saturday Night Fever, man,
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 1: it was not the little innocuous dancing movie that you
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: were made to believe that it was. It was like
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 1: there was some heavy s in there.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 3: That was me with show Girls.
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you watch show Girls?
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, edited and unedited. But I watched the edited
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 8: version first. You know, when they were c gene clothes,
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 8: it was a it was a different movie.
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 1: Well, I can tell you that that talk that segment
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 1: actually about people distracted driving and texting. It really let
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 1: up our texting service at seven seven three one.
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 3: Those people were driving, Hey they're at the red light.
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 1: You know that they're at the red light. But thank you,
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 1: by the way, everyone who have texted in whatever it
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 1: is that's on your mind, especially the birthday wishes and
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 1: as well for the talkbacks for Jack's birthday. Really want
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 1: to make it something special for him today. I'm going
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 1: to be having dinner, like you said earlier today with
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 1: your family Tonight, little low key.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 7: Birthday celebration sham. Yeah all right, well that's great.
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 1: So are you guys good about thank you cards? Thank
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 1: you notes?
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 3: Do you do that? The more? No, I'd like to
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 3: do it. I'd like to be better at that.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 1: No, No, he's a no too.
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we're not.
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I'm not that. I'll admit I'm not
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 1: the best at it as well.
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 3: You better get better at it.
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 1: You got a wedding, literally.
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 6: That's I mean that out of all the times you
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 6: just said thank you cards, that is one time where absolutely.
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 1: But let me tell you what I've also learned. If
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 1: you ever want to learn the importance of an RSVP,
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 1: schedule an event that requires an RSVP. Oh yeah, because
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 1: you learn real quick that just sitting on that card
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 1: for a little while really affects the people who are
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 1: planning that event and.
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 6: When so I used to experience that when you had
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 6: a birthday party for your kids and you're sending to
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 6: your parents, to the point where I wouldn't even put
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 6: rs VP. I go, please call to let us know
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 6: if you can or cannot make it. Yeah, so you know,
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 6: just to spell it out. So because I don't know,
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 6: maybe some people don't know what RSVP means.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 7: Racepond dou civu play.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 3: Right, I didn't know that.
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 1: I have no idea that French for respond if you play?
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 6: Did you know that I know what it meant and
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 6: let them know, let you know if I'm coming right,
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 6: But I didn't know what it meant.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 3: I just okay, I need RSVP, all right.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 5: But I didn't send thank you cards out after my wedding.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 5: You did it, no, and we did a vour. Now
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 5: I didn't send them out then either. If you're giving
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 5: me something hoping for a thank you card, then you're wrong.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 3: I'm kind with you.
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 6: You should not give gifts with expectations, right, That is
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 6: the truth. And I'm thinking back, I'm not sure if
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 6: we send thank your card either.
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 1: It's one of those things, right, you try to be
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 1: super super disciplined about.
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 3: But I expect one from you, and I expect.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 1: A gift worthy of sending you a thank you note. Ross,
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 1: How about you, guys?
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 3: I kind of painted myself into that car. Yeah you did.
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 8: This is you guys are nailing it. This is how
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 8: gift giving works.
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 1: From the heart, I can hear it in a formal situation. Ross,
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 1: I can't remember how if you you and Olivia would
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 1: thank you cards after your wedding.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 8: Oh man, damn it, dude, why did we have to
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 8: bring this up so like so for so okay, Olivia's
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 8: people definitely got thank you cards. All of my people
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 8: may not have gotten as many thank you cards. So
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 8: like half of my wedding got thank you cards?
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 1: And Jack, did you get a thank you card?
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 3: I did?
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 8: I gave it to you by hand?
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 3: Did you? Yeah?
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 8: Okay, because I didn't mail single one.
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I bring this up because yeah, you're right.
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 1: Not only am I in the midst of planning a wedding, Brian.
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you're aware, but I'm getting married
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 1: on the twenty fifth this month. Oh nice, yeah, yeah,
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 1: no big deal. Nope, just two and a half weeks away.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 8: No problem, You got any tattoos? No, well, come to
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 8: twenty fifth you're about to because that's for the rest.
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 3: Of the life.
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 1: That is.
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 3: That is.
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 1: But I brought this up really because this is from
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 1: Mismanners from the Orlando Sentinel, kicking it back old school,
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 1: kind of like the Dear Abbey days. Right, So this
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 1: person wrote in quote, dear Mismanners, less than Forty eight
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 1: hours after my husband and I attended a gathering at
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 1: the home of a couple from our walking group, I
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 1: received a text from the hostess that read, quote, I
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 1: hope you enjoyed the party. Should I assume it was
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 1: an oversight on your part not to send a thank
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 1: you note? Ooh, we believe we were gracious hosts and
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 1: would appreciate racious guests. End quote. So the person writes
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 1: that they were shocked to receive this message and taken
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 1: back by their audacity and sending it, and said, listen,
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 1: I was planning to mail you a thank you card
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 1: the day after they got this text message. Do you
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 1: think it's right to demand a thank you card? And
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 1: if so, how much time do you give it before you?
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 1: Kind of see, I'm the same boat. If you don't
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 1: send a thank you card, I'm not going to think
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 1: any less or any better of you for doing it it.
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 1: Maybe you're just have, you know, social skills that kind
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 1: of are dated a little bit bit.
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 6: This way, I'm still waiting two years from a wedding
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 6: gift that I bought for someone to get a thank
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 6: you card?
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 7: Oh, who is it? Who is it? I can't tell
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 7: you that who is it?
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 3: I cannot tell you that.
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 7: Come on, you got to tell us who it is.
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 3: I cannot tell you.
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 7: Can we take a guess who it is?
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 3: Who got married two years ago? That's what I'm trying
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 3: to think.
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 1: You then about Oh, oh I think I know.
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 3: Oh it's not me, it's not you.
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 1: No, you got married in twenty twenty.
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I give you a SAX card?
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 17: You did?
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 8: I don't even remember. Second, here's the deal.
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 6: It's I couldn't go to the wedding, so I sent
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 6: the gift and I was like, I don't know if
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 6: they received it. You know, they were registered on Amazon.
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 6: They send an Amazon gift card, and I'm like, did
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 6: you get it? I don't know. And since I wasn't
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 6: there and then never got to thank you, I'm always wondering.
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 6: It's like if it's just floating in the ether out there.
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 1: And you know, if there's any if there's any reason
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 1: to do a thank you card or an RSVP is
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 1: to take that question away for the person that you're
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 1: sending it to.
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 3: Right, what do you mean?
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 1: Well, if you RSVP, then they don't have to wonder
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 1: if you're going to show up. Oh true, If you
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 1: send a thank you note. They don't have to wonder
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 1: if your card, if your gift got stolen out of
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 1: the mailbox or somehow it slipped through the cracks that
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 1: you were able to receive it. Brian, why aren't you
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 1: making any contacts? Are you leaving a little guilty?
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 3: There's levels to the RSVP thing.
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 5: Like to a wedding, yes, because I'm paying by plate,
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 5: so yes, all right, But like to a regular get together,
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 5: I don't need your RSV for your.
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 3: Kids birthday party though, when they're little, and.
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 5: You just like, if I'm paying my head yes, Like
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 5: if we're going to whatever the bounce place might be
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 5: and I can only bring twelve kids, then I need
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 5: a headcount. But if it's just an open invite party,
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 5: I don't need an RSVP.
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 1: Because you've already kind of planned and what kind of
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 1: feet and drink you're going to do?
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 5: Right, And then, like, when I get invited to something,
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 5: I will give a verbal thank you for the invite.
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 5: I'm not sending you a thank you card for you inviting.
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 3: Me to something. Are you crazy? I'm with you. I
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 3: don't get it, Like, seriously, you may be crazy.
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 1: What is the craziest thing you ever experienced like with
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 1: your kid's birthday party. Some people had texted the other
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 1: day because we had did a story of am I
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 1: the ahole from Reddit Yeah, where this person said that,
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 1: you know, they had a small birthday party for their
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 1: daughter's eighth birthday. Some friends slept over. Unfortunately, one of
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 1: the girls woke up at one in the morning very upset, Yeah,
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 1: and wanted to go home. And the more this mother
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 1: tried to console her daughter's friend, the more she cried
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 1: that she wanted to go home. So she calls the
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 1: mom in the middle of the night says, listen, yeah,
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 1: your kid is crying and doesn't want to stay here.
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 1: Can you come pick her up. She got a message
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 1: the next day saying, man, I wish you just would
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 1: have let.
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 7: Her cry it out.
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 1: And a lot of parents texted us at seven seven
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 1: zero three one and said, even worse is when parents
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 1: would just drop their kids off at the birthday party
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 1: and let you take care of.
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 7: Them instead of sticking around.
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 1: Did you guys experience that when your kids were little
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 1: that the parents kind of just treated you like the babysitter.
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 6: Well, it depends on the age, but yeah, if I
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 6: didn't know the parents I wouldn't want them hanging out.
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 6: But my wife used to always be a stickler like that.
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 6: She'd want to make obviously make sure the kids are
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 6: safe for some reason.
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 1: Nothing might try to keep them alive if.
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 6: You had this connection with them. Apparently stupid laws. So
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 6: my wife was good about, like no sleepovers unless we
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 6: met the.
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 3: Parents, right, yeah, right.
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 6: But if it's a stranger and the parties at my house,
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 6: I drop your kid off and get out.
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 5: We got pushed back one year because we did a birthday.
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 5: We'd like to theme my on birthdays when he was
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 5: going up. He actually had some pretty cool birthdays because
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 5: we didn't have him as kids, my wife and I,
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 5: we didn't have money, so we we had like very
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 5: small so we'd like to do do it up for
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 5: him because we could. So we had a hip hop
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 5: theme birthday because he loved him the time it was
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 5: and then we had a cake maker make a really
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 5: cool eminem cake and it was everything was super hip
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 5: hop theme.
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 3: They did karaoke everything.
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 5: We gave them a mixed CD of radio version of
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 5: hip hop songs, but we got pushed back on that
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 5: from some parents. Really they were probably in fifth grade,
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 5: so there was we don't want them hearing that. I'm like,
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 5: it's all clean edits. But they still didn't like it.
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 1: Did they not realize the theme of the birthday?
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 5: We didn't tell them like, I mean, I don't, I don't.
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 5: I guess maybe that was our our fault for not
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 5: doing that. It was just it was at our house.
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 5: We just if you brought your kid to our house,
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 5: I figured you trust us to do whatever.
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 7: Exactly, we didn't give.
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 1: Him like the unedited versions, the dirty version, you mean,
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 1: like they were already listening to at their friend's house exactly.
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 5: That was my point. You don't think they heard all
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 5: this ready? Yeah, we got to respect for that.
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 7: That is crazy.
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 1: What about you, Jack, do you ever experience that with now?
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 1: I would think that, you know, five six, maybe seven,
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 1: you still want to hang around as a parent, But
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 1: maybe at eight, nine and ten, that's when you kind
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 1: of want to let them have a little bit of
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 1: independence when it comes to a birthday party.
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 6: That's about the age of my daughter was we had
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 6: friends over, like her friends and their parents, and the
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 6: husband listened to the show and he would ask me
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 6: random questions across the room from the show that we're
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 6: not appropriate in a kid's birthday party.
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 3: Oh so it was a double A's or triple A's.
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 3: Jay buz buzo. You know that YMCA story about blow drying.
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 6: You're junk oh birthday?
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, look yeah you used a little you blow
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 8: the candles out with one of those things. Yet, I
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 8: have a fear with my kid's birthday parties. I'm not
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 8: looking forward to them.
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 1: I know you said that about the first birthday, his
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 1: first party, and that was funny, had a great time.
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's it's different when you have parents.
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 6: You're organizing with the parents, you know they're coming over
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 6: and the kids get there. When when it's just your
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 6: kid giving invitations to other kids and then you wait.
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 6: If you don't get the rs vps, then you're like
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 6: what if no one chose right?
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 17: Hell?
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 3: You have that anxiety.
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 6: And then people start showing up, You're like, oh they God,
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 6: and then like my kids normal or my kids like yeah,
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 6: and they don't show up, I'm gonna be like my
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 6: kids sucks.
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 8: What have you been saying? What a how are you
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 8: treating these other kids?
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 1: You cannot you cannot go off of that. His first
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 1: birthday party was a smashing success.
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 8: Those are my friends. He doesn't even have friends yet,
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 8: But he doesn't even understand.
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 3: The concept of friends.
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 6: Brian, I'm curious as a dad because we have your
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 6: son on this show every Friday. He does our video
• 1:49:55
  Speaker 6: games segment, Jayden and the Ape Update, and he.
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 3: Was talking about something hours.
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 6: Have you ever held a birthday party in virtual in
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 6: the metisphere, in the virtual space of the virtual property
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 6: that you own.
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 1: In the metisphere. We've been waiting for this.
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 1: No, we've been waiting for this.
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 3: No, never done that.
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 6: As all the billionaires are abandoning this virtual space, never playground.
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 6: I was wondering what you were doing with the property
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 6: you own in the in the virtual world.
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 5: I never actually pulled the trigger on that.
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 7: Oh he said you did.
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 3: No, Yeah, we talked about it.
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 7: Oh that he prepared you that.
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 5: Oh no, no, we he's I know what he's talking about.
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 5: We actually talked back when this the COVID thing was happening.
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 5: My friend who programs was going to build a virtual
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 5: bar themed yo for Yoho, right because people will he
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 5: your rum yes for my rum so people, because people
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 5: were visiting virtual So we we actually got it all
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 5: together and mocked it up and everything but we just
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 5: never actually bought the virtual real.
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 3: Estate because it was outrageous.
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 5: You're like, through that, I might just like it doesn't exist.
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 1: Exactly, Why am I spending real money something that doesn't exist?
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 5: Not that one, but Snoop Dog's across the street.
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 17: No, he's not.
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 3: Real quick.
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 1: I want to wrap it up with a couple of
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 1: text messages that we got regarding RSVPs. You think, man,
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 1: there's some harsheesh on this one. Someone texted us at
• 1:51:15
  Speaker 1: seven seven zero three one my step mom stopped buying
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 1: my daughter's birthday and Christmas presents if she didn't get
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 1: a handwritten thank you note.
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 8: I'm not necessarily mad at that. I just think you
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 8: can give it to them in person. I think that also, maybe,
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 8: I bet you. I'm curious if she would still sign
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 8: up for that if it was just a phone call,
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 8: because there is a type of apathy if you do
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 8: give a gift and there's not a thank you. Yes,
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 8: I have a line with that as well. If I'm
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 8: giving you a gift, I want to see you kind
• 1:51:51
  Speaker 8: of open it up. I want you to enjoy it
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 8: right exactly, you know. So it's this symbiotic kind of
• 1:51:56
  Speaker 8: like I get you know, like, I want to see
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 8: you enjoy this thing, especially when it's a really really
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 8: good gift. And you know, like if I gave my
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 8: wife a gift and I just never saw.
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 3: Her open it, it'd start to wonder.
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 8: I would be like, where are they going?
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 3: Exactly? Are you selling these things?
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 1: Exactly? Is this a Poschmark deal? And then real quick
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 1: back to the parents, who will just do whatever when
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 1: it's someone texted us at seven seven zero three. One
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 1: had a mom come in with her daughter with slick
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 1: backed hair. It was due to lice. Fteen other kids around.
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 7: Oh that's the.
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 1: Time when you decide, you know what, you're gonna go
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 1: ahead and skip that party.
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 8: Oh wow, that's when you wish your kid was a loner.
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 6: When your kid gets nice, it's you got to go
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 6: through the routine. It's boiling brushes, washing the sheets, putting
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 6: stuffed animals and bags.
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 3: It's not fun.
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 1: We never had to go through.
• 1:52:51
  Speaker 3: Something like that.
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 8: Yeah, imagine having lice at a birthday party and no
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 8: one showed up and be like, mom, why where are
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 8: all my friends? Well, you have a bug orgy happening
• 1:53:03
  Speaker 8: in your hair. It scared all the kids away real.
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 6: Quick, thanks to the texting service. We started the segment
• 1:53:10
  Speaker 6: talking about that scene from The Godfather, I got it backwards,
• 1:53:14
  Speaker 6: leave the gun take to Cannolius from a different murder
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 6: scene as opposed to the one I was referencing.
• 1:53:20
  Speaker 1: You know what, Jacket's your birthday. You can make whatever mistakes.
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 3: Well they were nice.
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 6: No one called me names when they were correcting me,
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 6: and that is a step up from our texting service.
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 1: It truly is. Then, that's how you know it is
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 1: your birthday.
• 1:53:32
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 1: Well, listen, we courtesy of Brad We've got a game
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 1: of trivia that we're gonna play next, and we need
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 1: you to load up those phones four seven nine one
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 1: six one four one. Jack is going to tell you
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 1: about a couple of cool prices and we'll do that next.
• 1:53:45
  Speaker 1: To keep it here on the Jim Culbert Show on
• 1:53:47
  Speaker 1: Real Radio one O four point one s.
• 1:53:54
  Speaker 3: What's up, cob to copany Concrete, Mike Bradshaw.
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 15: I want to say happy birthday, first, foremost and congrats
• 1:54:02
  Speaker 15: on the baby.
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 3: Hello, Cobrad crew. What's up? Hey Jack?
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 25: We'll tell anyone I'm breaking a lag just for you
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 25: on your birthday.
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 18: Happy birthday to Tacha.
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 1: To Happy birthday to you.
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 18: Chatcha cha cha, Happy birthday, Hid, Happy birthday too, That's
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 18: a sexy.
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 3: Happy birthday to you.
• 1:54:36
  Speaker 2: Jack.
• 1:54:36
  Speaker 3: Appreciate everything that you do over there at one O
• 1:54:38
  Speaker 3: four point one, all of your producing and also like
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 3: your radio show for yacht Rock Radio. Have a good
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 3: one and happy birthday. Hey, Jack.
• 1:54:49
  Speaker 25: I was so scared while breaking a lot for good cause.
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 1: Your birthday awesome. That Marilyn Monroe rendition that.
• 1:54:58
  Speaker 25: I completely forgot to say. Who was singing it to you?
• 1:55:02
  Speaker 25: It's me Foxy Brown here and again a pea birthday. Yeah, Hey,
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 25: a CoP's coming.
• 1:55:11
  Speaker 3: I gotta go.
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 1: Ma, don't worry, Foxy Brown. We won't say anything. We
• 1:55:17
  Speaker 1: don't know what you were doing. Welcome back to the
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 1: Jim Colbert Show on Real Radio one o four point one.
• 1:55:21
  Speaker 1: Jim will be back with us next week after he's
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 1: done on vacation. You've got deb we got the comedy alien,
• 1:55:28
  Speaker 1: Ross Paget.
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 3: It's true.
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 1: We've got our special guest co host today, Brian grind
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 1: from Johnny's House.
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 3: Hellu.
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 1: We also had the birthday boy himself, Jack Bradshawn. Speaking
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 1: of Jack, what's in the Jackie Sacks.
• 1:55:39
  Speaker 3: Bolivar chuck a chuga jooju slikyy.
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 6: Clak heck, give us another one of those cla so
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 6: nice you had to hear it twice.
• 1:55:48
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 6: We got a couple of prizes in the Jackie Sack today.
• 1:55:52
  Speaker 3: Winner gets to choose.
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 6: It might be a pair of tickets to see you
• 1:55:55
  Speaker 6: Be forty featuring Ali Campbell be a Papka Amphitheater. This
• 1:55:59
  Speaker 6: is happening April fifteenth.
• 1:56:01
  Speaker 3: Next day. You can get tickets.
• 1:56:04
  Speaker 6: Online at tickets dashcenter dot com or ticket typhancenter dot com.
• 1:56:09
  Speaker 3: That's UB forty featuring Alie Campbell in a.
• 1:56:11
  Speaker 6: Papka Or I also have tickets to Kenny Wayne Shepherd
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 6: Band at the hard Rock Live. This is happening Sunday,
• 1:56:20
  Speaker 6: April twelve, hard rock dot com.
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 3: Click on entertainment if you want to get your tickets.
• 1:56:25
  Speaker 6: But it's either Kenny Wayne Shepherd at the hard Rock
• 1:56:27
  Speaker 6: or U Be forty at the Apopka Amphitheater.
• 1:56:30
  Speaker 3: Those are your choices, Those are your prizes in the
• 1:56:32
  Speaker 3: Jackie Sack.
• 1:56:33
  Speaker 1: Back to you, deb and that means, Brian, we give
• 1:56:35
  Speaker 1: this honor to each and every one of our guest hosts.
• 1:56:38
  Speaker 1: You get to choose the callers choosing a pick a
• 1:56:41
  Speaker 1: number one through five. I'm going with five, five, all right,
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 1: all the way in the back. Who is that Jack?
• 1:56:47
  Speaker 3: Welcome Sarah to the program.
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 1: Hey Sarah, how's it going?
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 14: Hey?
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 2: I'm good.
• 1:56:52
  Speaker 1: You want to play a little game with us?
• 1:56:54
  Speaker 7: I do all right, let's do it.
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 4: Again.
• 1:56:59
  Speaker 1: All right there, you know how we play this game.
• 1:57:01
  Speaker 1: I am going to make a statement followed by four facts. Oh.
• 1:57:05
  Speaker 1: One of those facts is a lie. Find the lie
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 1: era and you get to go play in the Jackie sack?
• 1:57:10
  Speaker 3: Are you ready?
• 1:57:11
  Speaker 18: I'm ready?
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 1: And it's his birthday today, too, extra special?
• 1:57:15
  Speaker 7: All right, here we go on this day.
• 1:57:17
  Speaker 1: In nineteen sixty seven, the Bergen County Register's favorite paper
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 1: boy was born.
• 1:57:23
  Speaker 7: Happy birthday, Jack.
• 1:57:25
  Speaker 3: Wow, it's coming from everywhere er sweet exactly.
• 1:57:29
  Speaker 1: Coincidentally, back in nineteen fifty four, actor, choreographer, director, producer,
• 1:57:38
  Speaker 1: martial artist, and stuntman Jackie Chan. That's right, Chan Kong
• 1:57:42
  Speaker 1: Sang was born. Here are three facts about Jackie Chan
• 1:57:46
  Speaker 1: and one kick ass lie.
• 1:57:48
  Speaker 7: Are you ready?
• 1:57:49
  Speaker 15: I'm ready?
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 1: Number one? He has separate ten million dollar insurance policies
• 1:57:54
  Speaker 1: for his hands and feet. Number two. He said that
• 1:57:58
  Speaker 1: if he didn't become an actor, he would have become
• 1:58:01
  Speaker 1: a police officer. That's terrifying. Number three films in which
• 1:58:05
  Speaker 1: he has appeared to have grossed over six billion dollars worldwide.
• 1:58:09
  Speaker 1: Or number four. He has released multiple albums and even
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  Speaker 1: sings the theme songs for many of his films.
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  Speaker 7: Sarah, which one is the lie?
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  Speaker 3: Number three?
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  Speaker 1: Number three is a fact, Sarah, I need you to
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  Speaker 1: move like a cow boy.
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  Speaker 7: Thank you, Sarah. Appreciate that. Appreciate that.
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  Speaker 1: Brian. Who goes next?
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  Speaker 5: We'll go opposite Number one this time?
• 1:58:36
  Speaker 1: Number one? Who is that?
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  Speaker 6: That would be Gloria, Glra GLORI, how you doing girl?
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  Speaker 6: I'm doing wonderful. You guys are the best.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, thank you, Gloria. We really appreciate that. All right,
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  Speaker 1: are you ready?
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  Speaker 23: Yes, ma'am?
• 1:58:50
  Speaker 7: All right, here are.
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  Speaker 1: Your three remaining facts. Find a lie and you win
• 1:58:54
  Speaker 1: the prize. Number one he has separate ten million dollar
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  Speaker 1: insurance policies for his hands and feet. Number two He
• 1:59:02
  Speaker 1: said that if he didn't become an actor, he would
• 1:59:04
  Speaker 1: have become a police officer. Or Number three. He has
• 1:59:08
  Speaker 1: released multiple albums and even sings the theme songs for
• 1:59:12
  Speaker 1: many of his films.
• 1:59:13
  Speaker 7: Which is the lie?
• 1:59:15
  Speaker 4: Number one number one is the like.
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  Speaker 1: You are the winner. Congratulations, awesome, thank you, Happy birthday, Josh,
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Gloria, Thank you, Gloria. We're going to go
• 1:59:29
  Speaker 1: ahead and put you on hold and you'll be able
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  Speaker 1: to pick one of those two really awesome prizes. You
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  Speaker 1: guys know why that's a lie because.
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  Speaker 3: They're not separate policies. That's what I thought.
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  Speaker 5: I thought he had one, but it wasn't because he
• 1:59:40
  Speaker 5: had one for each.
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  Speaker 1: All right, that's your guest, Jack birthday boy. What's your guest.
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  Speaker 1: It's more money, all right, Ross, what's your guest?
• 1:59:47
  Speaker 3: It's less money.
• 1:59:48
  Speaker 1: No, he can't get health or life insurance after all
• 1:59:51
  Speaker 1: of the injuries he's gathered over the years. Ah, and
• 1:59:54
  Speaker 1: here's just a couple of fun facts about Jackie Chan
• 1:59:57
  Speaker 1: you may not know about. Before we find out what
• 1:59:59
  Speaker 1: Ross has cooking for.
• 2:00:00
  Speaker 7: Ross thoughts, Oh, we cook him it.
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  Speaker 1: So here's some of the multiple injuries Jackie Chan suffered
• 2:00:06
  Speaker 1: throughout his life. A pelvis and shoulder dislocations, skull fracture,
• 2:00:11
  Speaker 1: spinal damage, broken ribs, broken ankles, broken fingers to name
• 2:00:15
  Speaker 1: a few.
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  Speaker 8: Wow, one of my favorite A little behind the scenes.
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  Speaker 3: I love Jackie Chan.
• 2:00:20
  Speaker 1: I do too. He's like his old school reels coming
• 2:00:22
  Speaker 1: across my Instagram b lately have been made me so
• 2:00:25
  Speaker 1: so happy.
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  Speaker 8: And it also just reminds you, is that like that
• 2:00:29
  Speaker 8: time of movie making, or that time of stunt men,
• 2:00:33
  Speaker 8: or just that genre. It just doesn't exist on the
• 2:00:36
  Speaker 8: same level. No, And I think it's because Jackie Chan
• 2:00:39
  Speaker 8: is kind of a one of one.
• 2:00:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah performer, Yeah, you're not wrong.
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  Speaker 8: Well, there's one movie where he breaks his ankle, but
• 2:00:47
  Speaker 8: they're in the middle of filming and they still have
• 2:00:49
  Speaker 8: stunts that they need to do, so they put his
• 2:00:51
  Speaker 8: foot in a cast and then they grab a rubber
• 2:00:54
  Speaker 8: sock that looks like a shoe so they can continue filming.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 2:01:00
  Speaker 8: They don't make them like Jackie Chan.
• 2:01:02
  Speaker 1: No, they do not. But what I found fascinating is
• 2:01:05
  Speaker 1: that can you imagine how terrifying as a police officer
• 2:01:08
  Speaker 1: he would have been. Right, you think it's this diminutive
• 2:01:11
  Speaker 1: guy that you're gonna be able to push around till
• 2:01:13
  Speaker 1: he puts a hole in your chest.
• 2:01:14
  Speaker 5: Or you're not running fists, you're not running away, You're
• 2:01:16
  Speaker 5: definitely not, definitely not.
• 2:01:18
  Speaker 1: I was also fascinated to find out that he's released
• 2:01:20
  Speaker 1: multiple albums and sings the theme songs for many of
• 2:01:23
  Speaker 1: his films.
• 2:01:24
  Speaker 3: I thought that had to be faked.
• 2:01:26
  Speaker 7: I thought so as well.
• 2:01:27
  Speaker 1: Now he is capable of speaking how many languages do
• 2:01:31
  Speaker 1: you think Jackie Chan can speak.
• 2:01:33
  Speaker 3: More than three?
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  Speaker 12: All right?
• 2:01:36
  Speaker 7: I gave you that him.
• 2:01:37
  Speaker 3: Ok. Seven, I'll split the difference six.
• 2:01:41
  Speaker 1: All right, Well, our birthday boy got it right on
• 2:01:43
  Speaker 1: the head. Give yourself a dong, mister Jack, mister Bradshaw.
• 2:01:47
  Speaker 3: And it's offensive. That's two dogs to bahah.
• 2:01:51
  Speaker 1: You're gonna want to relax.
• 2:01:52
  Speaker 3: Just let it happen, Operation Condor. I love that movie
• 2:01:56
  Speaker 3: so much, the best movie kind of ball run.
• 2:01:59
  Speaker 1: He was capable will of speaking Cantonese, Mandarin, Korean, Japanese
• 2:02:03
  Speaker 1: and English.
• 2:02:04
  Speaker 7: All right, go ahead, I know.
• 2:02:05
  Speaker 3: I just almost slapped Jack right now. No one has ever.
• 2:02:10
  Speaker 1: Said that, not that you know of Ross. What have
• 2:02:13
  Speaker 1: you got coming up for Ross?
• 2:02:14
  Speaker 30: Though?
• 2:02:15
  Speaker 8: H You know, I kind of fell in love with something.
• 2:02:17
  Speaker 8: This came out of nowhere. And I have learned over
• 2:02:20
  Speaker 8: the years that when you are in the mood to
• 2:02:22
  Speaker 8: talk about something, you pull the trigger on that even
• 2:02:26
  Speaker 8: more so than the thing that you have prepared. I
• 2:02:29
  Speaker 8: have grown obsessed and it is the weirdest thing about me.
• 2:02:34
  Speaker 3: This is are you sure? I'm pretty sure we'll be
• 2:02:38
  Speaker 3: the judge of that. Thank you. I'm really really into something.
• 2:02:42
  Speaker 8: It's one of Earth's greatest natures, one of Earth's greatest beauties.
• 2:02:47
  Speaker 8: And I have found myself late at night talking to
• 2:02:50
  Speaker 8: the Benjamin and then going to YouTube and watching footage
• 2:02:54
  Speaker 8: of this. I'll tell you this after the break. It's
• 2:02:58
  Speaker 8: worth it, I promise.
• 2:02:59
  Speaker 7: That's what they call it. Tea. So keep it here.
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  Speaker 1: Real Radio one of four point one.
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  Speaker 3: Oh of jay Z Yes.
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  Speaker 17: Crewe, I hear boss man Jack is celebrating a birthday today.
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  Speaker 1: Huh.
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  Speaker 17: Happy birthday, daddyo.
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  Speaker 3: Hey that one.
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  Speaker 31: Founded like me, Plea's complion, Your Saty Bailey is COMPLI
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  Speaker 31: on your thirty pay Lea's complain ask me a ego.
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  Speaker 1: Jack and Tody fnies.
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  Speaker 31: Happy birthday, my friend Graciela.
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  Speaker 3: It's no kid rock. Good evening, Jesse.
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  Speaker 11: Yes, Deborah, you're doing a great job.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you very much.
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  Speaker 13: Good to see you, Ross Jack, Happy birthday, Brian, can
• 2:03:53
  Speaker 13: see you, Bud come back on the RSBP thing. My
• 2:03:58
  Speaker 13: daughter was six and we had a party at my
• 2:04:00
  Speaker 13: house and we only invited ten kids.
• 2:04:03
  Speaker 3: But like twenty two kids.
• 2:04:05
  Speaker 13: Showed up between her school and cheer, and then them
• 2:04:08
  Speaker 13: just bringing their own friends and kids.
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  Speaker 3: Crazy, man, No, thank you someting end.
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  Speaker 4: Much.
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  Speaker 3: That's another thing.
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  Speaker 6: You don't bring anyone not invited without at least giving
• 2:04:21
  Speaker 6: them a heads up or asking.
• 2:04:23
  Speaker 7: Exactly is this cool?
• 2:04:24
  Speaker 1: And then if they do say it's cool, then you
• 2:04:26
  Speaker 1: say thank you. Welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show,
• 2:04:29
  Speaker 1: Real Radio one oh four point one. She'll be back
• 2:04:31
  Speaker 1: with us next week after he's done with vacation. You've
• 2:04:33
  Speaker 1: got deb Jack our special guest co host today. Brian
• 2:04:36
  Speaker 1: Grinds from Johnny's house.
• 2:04:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, Mike needs to be on. Hello, that's all right, dude.
• 2:04:41
  Speaker 1: You're coming closing in on I don't know, a fourteen
• 2:04:44
  Speaker 1: hour day, Yeah, something like that.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you can take off tomorrow if you need.
• 2:04:47
  Speaker 1: Okay, cool, tell your boss we said it's okay. Thanks
• 2:04:50
  Speaker 1: again for coming in with us.
• 2:04:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, no problem, Thank you guys for having me.
• 2:04:53
  Speaker 5: Uh well kind of My boss will be here tomorrow, Johnny, Yeah, exactly,
• 2:04:56
  Speaker 5: the host of our show.
• 2:04:57
  Speaker 3: Will be here.
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking very forward to that. A nervous as well.
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  Speaker 27: Well.
• 2:05:00
  Speaker 3: And then we also, yeah, I hear he's a mean FLb.
• 2:05:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, speaking of our fourth member, Ross Paget. Speaking of Ross,
• 2:05:09
  Speaker 1: he's got some thoughts.
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  Speaker 4: It's weird.
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  Speaker 3: I listen.
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  Speaker 8: I didn't want to start the soft but I'm not
• 2:05:40
  Speaker 8: gonna lie. I'm breaking out in hives. Dude, my ass
• 2:05:43
  Speaker 8: is covered just hives right now. Why yeah, man, I'm
• 2:05:48
  Speaker 8: stressed out, and listen.
• 2:05:50
  Speaker 3: I'm this is on me.
• 2:05:52
  Speaker 8: I may have bit off a little bit more than
• 2:05:54
  Speaker 8: I could choose for this Saturday. Now listen, I have
• 2:05:56
  Speaker 8: a comedy show in Okala this Saturday.
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  Speaker 1: And I just want Rosscomedy dot Com get your tickets.
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  Speaker 8: Please, because this I'm running into a very interesting scenario
• 2:06:05
  Speaker 8: here for the first time ever, I've never done this before.
• 2:06:09
  Speaker 8: Usually I just charged twenty dollars a ticket and you
• 2:06:12
  Speaker 8: can sit anywhere you want and for this specific venue.
• 2:06:16
  Speaker 17: Though.
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  Speaker 8: What they decided and this was not my call, and
• 2:06:20
  Speaker 8: now it's a little too late, is that for the
• 2:06:22
  Speaker 8: first three rows. Well they're charging more money for the
• 2:06:26
  Speaker 8: first three rows. How much more?
• 2:06:29
  Speaker 3: Ten dollars more? It's alright, thirty dollars and you get
• 2:06:32
  Speaker 3: to sit in the first three rows.
• 2:06:33
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 2:06:34
  Speaker 8: Well, here's the thing. I've never have ever asked that
• 2:06:38
  Speaker 8: amount for a price for a ticket. So it's already
• 2:06:40
  Speaker 8: a little like it took me a long time to
• 2:06:42
  Speaker 8: even get up to twenty, and like it started a
• 2:06:45
  Speaker 8: little imposter syndrome.
• 2:06:47
  Speaker 3: I get that.
• 2:06:47
  Speaker 8: And when you see three next to the zero, you're like,
• 2:06:50
  Speaker 8: oh god. And then in the front row, the front
• 2:06:52
  Speaker 8: rows sold out.
• 2:06:53
  Speaker 3: Look at that? Cool?
• 2:06:55
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 2:06:56
  Speaker 17: Cool?
• 2:06:56
  Speaker 3: Here comes the problem.
• 2:06:58
  Speaker 8: Second row nothing, third row nothing, fourth row sold out,
• 2:07:03
  Speaker 8: fifth row sold out, sixth row sold out.
• 2:07:06
  Speaker 6: So all the twenty dollars seats are selling. Oh no, roadchel,
• 2:07:10
  Speaker 6: but roast two and three. That's gonna look we.
• 2:07:15
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna have like a mullet for an audience if
• 2:07:21
  Speaker 8: an audience was a mouth. This one's missing a couple
• 2:07:24
  Speaker 8: of teeth right there up front. So if you want
• 2:07:29
  Speaker 8: to change that, I am. I'm a borderline plating at
• 2:07:33
  Speaker 8: this point. So please, So you're in Okalah, what's the
• 2:07:35
  Speaker 8: venue Marion Theater downtown Okalla.
• 2:07:38
  Speaker 3: Do Russ a favorite? Get the thirty dollars seat? Yes, man,
• 2:07:41
  Speaker 3: because you're gonna be able the front three rows. Also,
• 2:07:45
  Speaker 3: Ken Miller is on the show. And to be honest
• 2:07:47
  Speaker 3: with you, that's work the price right there. You're getting
• 2:07:50
  Speaker 3: a lot of comedy.
• 2:07:51
  Speaker 7: For thirty dollars. Just thirty dollars.
• 2:07:55
  Speaker 8: If you can't do that, you know you can sit
• 2:07:57
  Speaker 8: anywhere for twenty. But yeah, I'm not gonna lie. A
• 2:07:59
  Speaker 8: little bit of a night mayor of stress is happening.
• 2:08:02
  Speaker 5: For maybe a rival comic bought out those two rows,
• 2:08:07
  Speaker 5: just empty, kind of like fifty did the job rule
• 2:08:11
  Speaker 5: back in the day.
• 2:08:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just to mess with you, I'm getting jaw ruled.
• 2:08:15
  Speaker 7: You're getting job ruled.
• 2:08:16
  Speaker 8: But yeah, if you want to help me out with that,
• 2:08:18
  Speaker 8: you can Rosscomedy dot com this Saturday.
• 2:08:20
  Speaker 3: Okla.
• 2:08:21
  Speaker 8: I've got all these uh these new dad jokes, man,
• 2:08:24
  Speaker 8: I can't wait to come back and.
• 2:08:26
  Speaker 3: Be a dad. Okay, clarify, jokes about being a dad,
• 2:08:31
  Speaker 3: not dad joke.
• 2:08:32
  Speaker 8: Yeah, these are not knock knock and lead the kids
• 2:08:35
  Speaker 8: at home when I tell a joke and you look
• 2:08:38
  Speaker 8: at me like, oh really.
• 2:08:39
  Speaker 3: Dude, Yeah yeah, seriously.
• 2:08:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah, sometimes when Jack says the joke, someone just gets
• 2:08:43
  Speaker 8: pregnated from somewhere on the planet, because that's how powerful
• 2:08:47
  Speaker 8: and poignant these dad jokes are. But no, guys, here's
• 2:08:50
  Speaker 8: what I really want to talk to you guys about.
• 2:08:52
  Speaker 8: Now that I got that out of the way, I
• 2:08:54
  Speaker 8: have found something that I'm super into that if it
• 2:08:58
  Speaker 8: wasn't for this radio station and I would take to
• 2:09:00
  Speaker 8: the grave and not bring up to anybody.
• 2:09:03
  Speaker 1: That doesn't sound like something that you should be proud of.
• 2:09:05
  Speaker 8: Well it isn't, because I think it's something that like
• 2:09:08
  Speaker 8: Jim would make fun of me and call me a
• 2:09:10
  Speaker 8: nerd for I am like, do you have anything? Like
• 2:09:13
  Speaker 8: are you into trains?
• 2:09:15
  Speaker 3: Jack?
• 2:09:16
  Speaker 9: Uh?
• 2:09:17
  Speaker 8: Like, like, what's your train? I could you know what
• 2:09:20
  Speaker 8: I'm talking about? Like some people are like really into.
• 2:09:22
  Speaker 3: Trains, could be video games at my age?
• 2:09:24
  Speaker 8: Okay, right, but are you into also like the history
• 2:09:27
  Speaker 8: or just playing video games?
• 2:09:30
  Speaker 30: Oh?
• 2:09:30
  Speaker 3: No, yeah?
• 2:09:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, are you telling us you're into model trains?
• 2:09:34
  Speaker 8: Now? No, I'm not into trains, but I'm into I
• 2:09:36
  Speaker 8: want to be I'm into something that's like in the
• 2:09:39
  Speaker 8: cul de Sac of trains, and everyone's gonna think like
• 2:09:42
  Speaker 8: you all right, Bud, you all right?
• 2:09:44
  Speaker 3: You know, but I think, uh, you're you're into World
• 2:09:48
  Speaker 3: War two. I like world War two.
• 2:09:50
  Speaker 6: I's there's nothing nerdy about that. That's cool.
• 2:09:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I come over here, I got you Ross, come
• 2:09:56
  Speaker 1: over here. Oh yeah, yeah, she's in the miniature I'm
• 2:09:58
  Speaker 1: a total marse.
• 2:09:58
  Speaker 8: Do you have anything that's like in the similar like train?
• 2:10:02
  Speaker 1: Did you not hear miniatures?
• 2:10:04
  Speaker 13: Yeah?
• 2:10:05
  Speaker 1: What goes with trains miniature scenes. You can't have a
• 2:10:09
  Speaker 1: really great train set up without a really super awesome
• 2:10:13
  Speaker 1: miniature town.
• 2:10:15
  Speaker 6: He's not really in the trains. I think it's gonna
• 2:10:17
  Speaker 6: be something training adjacent.
• 2:10:19
  Speaker 8: It's train adjacent. I know it's I find myself, at
• 2:10:25
  Speaker 8: the young age of thirty six, really into caves.
• 2:10:31
  Speaker 3: I love see this is what I was afraid of, caves.
• 2:10:34
  Speaker 3: Cave trains go through caves. I love a good cave.
• 2:10:40
  Speaker 1: I can't even look at him when he says those words.
• 2:10:43
  Speaker 3: I love a good stalagmite. I'm so super statites. I
• 2:10:49
  Speaker 3: can't wait to find. Of course he likes comes from
• 2:10:52
  Speaker 3: top to bottom, bottom up. Do they ever kiss in
• 2:10:55
  Speaker 3: the middle?
• 2:10:56
  Speaker 1: Sometimes?
• 2:10:57
  Speaker 3: I love it.
• 2:11:00
  Speaker 8: Ellison Cave out on the East Coast. That's what got
• 2:11:05
  Speaker 8: me into this. I started watching like all these different
• 2:11:07
  Speaker 8: people caving and how intense caves can get. And then
• 2:11:11
  Speaker 8: the crystals kind of remind me of like looking at
• 2:11:13
  Speaker 8: nugs of weed and they're like, look at the crystals.
• 2:11:16
  Speaker 8: I'm like, I remember this in high school.
• 2:11:17
  Speaker 1: You should go spelunking at the eagles nest.
• 2:11:20
  Speaker 3: That's the thing.
• 2:11:20
  Speaker 8: I'll never cross the line. I don't think I could
• 2:11:22
  Speaker 8: ever actually cave, but I'm so in the cavez.
• 2:11:27
  Speaker 11: I love them.
• 2:11:29
  Speaker 3: I don't know what it is.
• 2:11:30
  Speaker 8: And people are all like with Artemis two when we're
• 2:11:34
  Speaker 8: going so far out and then the Mariana Trench or
• 2:11:38
  Speaker 8: as I like to call it, the Marinera Trench for
• 2:11:41
  Speaker 8: the majority of my life. But then you have caves
• 2:11:45
  Speaker 8: and they still have the same rush, illustrious beauty. No
• 2:11:51
  Speaker 8: human has been down here. The amount of caves that
• 2:11:54
  Speaker 8: we still discovered to this day. Did you know that
• 2:11:58
  Speaker 8: we discovered the war world's biggest cave, like in two
• 2:12:02
  Speaker 8: thousand and nine, right in Vietnam and.
• 2:12:06
  Speaker 3: The Vietnam Cave Cave. Jack is a fellow cave guy.
• 2:12:10
  Speaker 1: Well, I think I had a signed what'd you do
• 2:12:13
  Speaker 1: that's new one year about a giant cave in Vietnam
• 2:12:16
  Speaker 1: that or somewhere in Southeast Asia that has like its
• 2:12:19
  Speaker 1: own ecosystem on the inside.
• 2:12:21
  Speaker 8: That's it's it's called like Hang Soong Dong or something.
• 2:12:24
  Speaker 3: Yes, And I'm trying my best to be and I
• 2:12:27
  Speaker 3: think he's kind of clubbed. I'm in the caves, dude.
• 2:12:29
  Speaker 8: I can name some caves Hang Song Dong, Dude, if
• 2:12:35
  Speaker 8: you have not seen photos of this cave, sixty minutes
• 2:12:39
  Speaker 8: just went down there. That's how you know about the
• 2:12:41
  Speaker 8: Vietnam cave. That's right, exactly how I know about it.
• 2:12:44
  Speaker 8: Not just coffee and full it's also caves, guys. Vietnam
• 2:12:48
  Speaker 8: has this Bard of the Ring esque epic cave with
• 2:12:54
  Speaker 8: boulders that you could fly, Uh, what is it the
• 2:12:57
  Speaker 8: big scene? You can fly a seven fifty seven through
• 2:12:59
  Speaker 8: this cave. You could put skyscrapers into this cave. You
• 2:13:03
  Speaker 8: were talking about how it has its own ecosystem. Yeah,
• 2:13:06
  Speaker 8: it is remarkable, it really is. And then that kick
• 2:13:09
  Speaker 8: started this whole thing, like, let me find out the
• 2:13:11
  Speaker 8: YouTube cave community should not have done that. Terrifying stuff
• 2:13:17
  Speaker 8: of people going like they have to take off their
• 2:13:20
  Speaker 8: backpack to make it.
• 2:13:22
  Speaker 3: Through this crevice, and it's like it's it's insane.
• 2:13:26
  Speaker 1: So I was teasing you early about the Eagles Nest,
• 2:13:29
  Speaker 1: but that's not something you'd want to do truly. I mean,
• 2:13:31
  Speaker 1: there have been too many cave divers who've been lost
• 2:13:34
  Speaker 1: in the Eagles Nest because it's one of those situations
• 2:13:36
  Speaker 1: where you're going down your spelunking and then in order
• 2:13:40
  Speaker 1: to get to the next part of the cave, you
• 2:13:41
  Speaker 1: have to take your air tank off, yeah, and send
• 2:13:44
  Speaker 1: it ahead of you before you can make it in
• 2:13:46
  Speaker 1: through that hole, and for the very dangerous stuff.
• 2:13:48
  Speaker 8: For the longest time, I would be like everybody else
• 2:13:52
  Speaker 8: looking at people pursuing that as insane.
• 2:13:55
  Speaker 3: But now I get it.
• 2:13:57
  Speaker 8: It's like back It's like it's like the Palacca version
• 2:14:01
  Speaker 8: of NASA. It's the country version of exploration. You just
• 2:14:06
  Speaker 8: grab a buddy, you grab some lights, you find a
• 2:14:09
  Speaker 8: hole and you start going and then you don't know
• 2:14:11
  Speaker 8: where it ends. I'm super into caves. I also just
• 2:14:15
  Speaker 8: found out how caves form. It's not just water. It
• 2:14:19
  Speaker 8: usually caves are formed through limestone.
• 2:14:21
  Speaker 3: And I didn't even know this.
• 2:14:22
  Speaker 8: That limestone is essentially the end result of thousands and
• 2:14:27
  Speaker 8: millions of years of death. So when water then starts
• 2:14:31
  Speaker 8: going through, that's the first thing that kind of goes out,
• 2:14:35
  Speaker 8: and what's remaining is the cave. I don't know, man ah,
• 2:14:39
  Speaker 8: I'm into it. Aa into it. So cave people, you
• 2:14:45
  Speaker 8: got yourself a new one.
• 2:14:47
  Speaker 1: You don't want to do that. You don't want to
• 2:14:48
  Speaker 1: go into a cave the way you went and camping ross.
• 2:14:51
  Speaker 1: You don't want to just go with a backpack of
• 2:14:53
  Speaker 1: buddy and a.
• 2:14:53
  Speaker 3: Light and crying.
• 2:14:55
  Speaker 1: Exactly days later you're gonna get you know.
• 2:14:58
  Speaker 3: He's cave crying. Take cave cried.
• 2:15:00
  Speaker 8: I actually have cried in a cave before.
• 2:15:03
  Speaker 3: Really, Yeah, surprised You've cried everywhere you've got. Yeah, I've
• 2:15:08
  Speaker 3: cried a lot.
• 2:15:09
  Speaker 8: I'm fine with it whatever. It's not the insults I
• 2:15:12
  Speaker 8: get me. It's the inner thoughts. I cried out a cave.
• 2:15:20
  Speaker 8: You guys are gonna love this.
• 2:15:21
  Speaker 3: I didn't even plan on.
• 2:15:22
  Speaker 8: Bringing this up, but I went to Mammoth Cave when
• 2:15:24
  Speaker 8: I was a kid, which I believe is the world's
• 2:15:27
  Speaker 8: biggest cave or world's or maybe the country's longest cave.
• 2:15:30
  Speaker 8: And I remember the counselor being like, make sure to
• 2:15:34
  Speaker 8: not touch the lagmites. Human oil of the hands can
• 2:15:38
  Speaker 8: go ahead and disrupt the growth of these rocks. And
• 2:15:42
  Speaker 8: at that time, dude, I was just rubbing them. I
• 2:15:45
  Speaker 8: was just touching all of these things.
• 2:15:47
  Speaker 3: I was young.
• 2:15:48
  Speaker 8: I'll blame it on stupid youth. And this guy snapped
• 2:15:52
  Speaker 8: at me in the middle of a cave, and uh,
• 2:15:56
  Speaker 8: he was right.
• 2:15:56
  Speaker 3: I was wrong. But I cried. This counselor made me
• 2:15:59
  Speaker 3: cry in the middle of cave because I was touching stuff.
• 2:16:01
  Speaker 7: I wasn't supposed to explain so much of your life.
• 2:16:05
  Speaker 8: I love that that caves are basically like space for
• 2:16:09
  Speaker 8: people in overalls. You go on this ultimate discovery cave. People,
• 2:16:15
  Speaker 8: you're not alone, I understand you. Now, that's a rush.
• 2:16:18
  Speaker 3: That's a right. There's bats and stuff and then.
• 2:16:20
  Speaker 1: Crystals and then like oh dude, look at this.
• 2:16:23
  Speaker 8: And some more water and then flash fuds. You can
• 2:16:26
  Speaker 8: get killed.
• 2:16:27
  Speaker 7: Sounds like a good time.
• 2:16:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a blast.
• 2:16:30
  Speaker 8: Those are your thoughts. I'm into caves and this isn't
• 2:16:33
  Speaker 8: going anywhere. It's World War two one caves two. It's
• 2:16:37
  Speaker 8: a new hobby, it's a new passion.
• 2:16:39
  Speaker 3: Can't wait for next week's what'd you do? That's new.
• 2:16:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, I can only picture it right now.
• 2:16:43
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna send you something that's gonna make you throw up.
• 2:16:47
  Speaker 3: You're gonna love it. There's your tea. There's a tea,
• 2:16:50
  Speaker 3: there's yours. I'm out peace. What we're gonna do with caves?
• 2:16:54
  Speaker 1: Talk to Scott Brown with Edgewater family wealth and get
• 2:16:57
  Speaker 1: to flex our financial muscles. So we're gonna do that
• 2:17:00
  Speaker 1: next to keep it here on Real Radio one of
• 2:17:02
  Speaker 1: four point one.
• 2:17:21
  Speaker 10: Hello there, JCS crew, it's me Ken the Driver.
• 2:17:24
  Speaker 1: Hey brother, I just want to wish you a happy
• 2:17:27
  Speaker 1: happy birthday man.
• 2:17:28
  Speaker 3: Thank you Ken for the best.
• 2:17:31
  Speaker 17: What up, JCS crew?
• 2:17:33
  Speaker 3: Hey Ross?
• 2:17:34
  Speaker 17: I thought caves were cool too until I heard about
• 2:17:36
  Speaker 17: Putty Cave. It's out west, like out Arizona, somewhere over there.
• 2:17:41
  Speaker 17: But a guy died in there, you know, exploring and
• 2:17:45
  Speaker 17: when you hear the story, it made me claustrophobic. And
• 2:17:48
  Speaker 17: then to find out his body is still there, you know,
• 2:17:52
  Speaker 17: check it out. It could be a you know, what'd
• 2:17:55
  Speaker 17: you do this near too? But might change your mind
• 2:17:57
  Speaker 17: on caves.
• 2:17:58
  Speaker 8: Caves, I like the scary caves, the ones that are
• 2:18:04
  Speaker 8: like cost all of that.
• 2:18:07
  Speaker 3: I love watching it because it makes me feel alive.
• 2:18:10
  Speaker 1: Oh there you go. Hey, welcome back to the Jim
• 2:18:12
  Speaker 1: Colbert Show on Real Radio one O four point one.
• 2:18:15
  Speaker 1: Then Jim part of the show is on vacation. He'll
• 2:18:17
  Speaker 1: be back with us next week. In his stead, You've
• 2:18:20
  Speaker 1: got deb Jack Ross our special guest co host today,
• 2:18:23
  Speaker 1: Brian Grimes from Johnny's House. Hello, everybody, And every Thursday,
• 2:18:27
  Speaker 1: or rather Tuesday this time. I wish we're Thursday, No wish.
• 2:18:30
  Speaker 3: Well, thank you.
• 2:18:31
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 2:18:32
  Speaker 1: Back to Earth every Tuesday at this time, we welcome
• 2:18:35
  Speaker 1: the Spurt from Edgewater Family Wealth. Put your hands together
• 2:18:38
  Speaker 1: for mister Scott Brown and let's do it's only money.
• 2:18:46
  Speaker 3: Passionate about planning for their future. Ross love investment, myths
• 2:18:51
  Speaker 3: to build.
• 2:18:54
  Speaker 2: Isn't that really just common sense financial advice?
• 2:18:59
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, it's all money, Wiscott Brown.
• 2:19:03
  Speaker 17: From and.
• 2:19:06
  Speaker 1: An extra round of applause, just because it's Jack's birthday
• 2:19:08
  Speaker 1: and we feel like we've been partying all day today.
• 2:19:14
  Speaker 11: In Spanish as well.
• 2:19:15
  Speaker 1: I know, well, I'm sure you've fluent in Spanish. Obviously
• 2:19:23
  Speaker 1: I'm not in English.
• 2:19:25
  Speaker 27: I'm not fluent in Spanish. I'm fluent enough to know
• 2:19:27
  Speaker 27: when my Hispanic relatives are talking about me.
• 2:19:30
  Speaker 1: Isn't that the reason why you learn another language?
• 2:19:34
  Speaker 3: Seriously, I'm right here exactly not.
• 2:19:38
  Speaker 1: As greeno as you think. Right, Well, welcome back. Of
• 2:19:43
  Speaker 1: course this segment we go over you know, you being
• 2:19:45
  Speaker 1: a fiduciary fancy title. Yeah, but help people, you know,
• 2:19:50
  Speaker 1: figure out where to put their funds, how to make
• 2:19:53
  Speaker 1: the future that much easier for themselves, kind of be
• 2:19:55
  Speaker 1: able to look forward to retirement instead of dreading it. Yeah,
• 2:19:59
  Speaker 1: and today you had us do a very very interesting
• 2:20:01
  Speaker 1: assignment and I was surprised, were you? I was surprised
• 2:20:06
  Speaker 1: at how spot on the results are for who I am. Okay, yeah,
• 2:20:09
  Speaker 1: it was really interesting. So why don't you set it
• 2:20:12
  Speaker 1: up for us as to exactly what you had us do?
• 2:20:14
  Speaker 27: So, you know, for many years, I've been doing this
• 2:20:16
  Speaker 27: forty years. I've been in business for forty years. I
• 2:20:18
  Speaker 27: have lots of employees, I am engaged in several CEO
• 2:20:22
  Speaker 27: groups around town. And one of the things that most
• 2:20:24
  Speaker 27: businesses do, and I think a lot of people listening
• 2:20:26
  Speaker 27: to this will will know what I'm talking about, is
• 2:20:29
  Speaker 27: they do personality tests. So if you're trying to get
• 2:20:31
  Speaker 27: a sales job or you're trying to get a marketing job,
• 2:20:33
  Speaker 27: or you want to be an executive of some sort.
• 2:20:36
  Speaker 27: A lot of times they'll give you a test to
• 2:20:38
  Speaker 27: see where your strengths and weaknesses are. And for years,
• 2:20:41
  Speaker 27: having seen these and given them to employees and seeing
• 2:20:44
  Speaker 27: the results, I always thought to myself, there's got to
• 2:20:46
  Speaker 27: be like this should be a thing for people investing money,
• 2:20:49
  Speaker 27: so they can understand their personality and how their personality
• 2:20:52
  Speaker 27: affects the decisions in a good way are a bad way.
• 2:20:55
  Speaker 27: And I think even more important, one of the things
• 2:20:57
  Speaker 27: we're going to see with this tool I'm about.
• 2:20:59
  Speaker 11: To talk about is like a couple.
• 2:21:01
  Speaker 27: If you're a couple and one person is one type
• 2:21:03
  Speaker 27: of archetype, as they say, and the other person's another
• 2:21:06
  Speaker 27: kind of archetype. Very frequently, when I show the results
• 2:21:10
  Speaker 27: to people and there's a spout, there's a husband and
• 2:21:12
  Speaker 27: wife in the room, for example, a lot of times
• 2:21:15
  Speaker 27: they're both nodding about the other one.
• 2:21:17
  Speaker 11: He does that, Yes, he does that. Also, Yes, he's really.
• 2:21:20
  Speaker 27: Uptight about that, and he's kind of in denial, but
• 2:21:23
  Speaker 27: she's going, no, that's absolutely him. So I thought, you know,
• 2:21:27
  Speaker 27: we should be able to develop something that gives us
• 2:21:30
  Speaker 27: as advisors and the client themselves some perspective on their
• 2:21:34
  Speaker 27: own behavior, and a lot of people will be I
• 2:21:37
  Speaker 27: think it's called Myers Briggs is the one. Everybody's familiar with,
• 2:21:40
  Speaker 27: the personality test. In fact, I think they give that
• 2:21:42
  Speaker 27: still to NFL players to see, especially quarterbacks, to see
• 2:21:45
  Speaker 27: how they're going to react in certain situations. So I
• 2:21:48
  Speaker 27: reached out to a behavioral psychologist named Christopher Morn. He's
• 2:21:53
  Speaker 27: a PhD and he actually lives in Hawaii now. I
• 2:21:56
  Speaker 27: and he had presented to me years ago, and I said, look,
• 2:21:58
  Speaker 27: I want to build this thing. And I said, I
• 2:22:00
  Speaker 27: don't know what it looks like. I don't know what
• 2:22:02
  Speaker 27: the output is going to be, but I know I
• 2:22:03
  Speaker 27: think clients will appreciate it, and I know advisors will
• 2:22:07
  Speaker 27: love it because it'll tell them who they're dealing with.
• 2:22:10
  Speaker 27: So we created something called wealth DNA, which is now
• 2:22:13
  Speaker 27: at Edgewaterfamilywealth dot com. By the way, so if you
• 2:22:15
  Speaker 27: go to Edgewaterfamilywealth dot com, you can go to our
• 2:22:19
  Speaker 27: go to the website. There's a drop down you can
• 2:22:21
  Speaker 27: take the test and we will email you the results
• 2:22:24
  Speaker 27: if you're curious about your archetype. So if we go through,
• 2:22:27
  Speaker 27: for example, the fine folks in this room.
• 2:22:30
  Speaker 7: Including our special guest coming.
• 2:22:33
  Speaker 27: Brian is in there, and Brian because Brian's a special
• 2:22:36
  Speaker 27: kind of cat. I don't even know Brian, but I
• 2:22:41
  Speaker 27: like him already. And I'll explain why I'm second, right, Yes,
• 2:22:45
  Speaker 27: so we since birthday boy is first. Yeah, so Jack,
• 2:22:49
  Speaker 27: there are different archetypes. One is like a commander, one
• 2:22:52
  Speaker 27: is like an architect, one is like a a systematic
• 2:22:56
  Speaker 27: analyst kind of person.
• 2:22:58
  Speaker 11: Jack was an architect, and what is an architecture?
• 2:23:00
  Speaker 1: Wow, that's pretty cool, considering you were going to go
• 2:23:02
  Speaker 1: to school for architecture.
• 2:23:03
  Speaker 6: It is, and that's why when it said the financial architect,
• 2:23:06
  Speaker 6: I'm like, I scored, baby, I love. This's gonna make
• 2:23:11
  Speaker 6: me feel bad about that.
• 2:23:12
  Speaker 11: Now I'm gonna make you feel good and I'm gonna
• 2:23:14
  Speaker 11: make you feel for me. That's right.
• 2:23:17
  Speaker 27: So you want structure, you want standards. You want a
• 2:23:20
  Speaker 27: wealth plan that is disciplined, orderly, and built the right way.
• 2:23:23
  Speaker 27: Financial success to you is not just accumulation. It is
• 2:23:26
  Speaker 27: doing things correctly. And what I know about you, Jack,
• 2:23:29
  Speaker 27: is that is you. Yes, you want things done, not
• 2:23:32
  Speaker 27: just quickly, but correctly. Yes, So it tells you in
• 2:23:36
  Speaker 27: the breakdown, I'm not gonna read it all to you,
• 2:23:39
  Speaker 27: But there are things to be looking out for.
• 2:23:41
  Speaker 11: For example, you seek structure, You want clear rules.
• 2:23:44
  Speaker 27: You don't want to walk into an environment with an
• 2:23:47
  Speaker 27: advisor who's like, yeah, I got it, I'll take care
• 2:23:49
  Speaker 27: of a jack, right right. That would drive you absolutely insane.
• 2:23:53
  Speaker 27: So it's important for an advisor to understand that. Other
• 2:23:57
  Speaker 27: things for you to think about. You want progress over perfection.
• 2:24:01
  Speaker 27: You don't need perfection, but you need to see relative progress.
• 2:24:05
  Speaker 11: On an ongoing basis.
• 2:24:07
  Speaker 27: You're not the kind of person that says, oh, I'm
• 2:24:09
  Speaker 27: sure it'll be fine in three or four years. You
• 2:24:11
  Speaker 27: want to see incremental growth in your account. So these
• 2:24:15
  Speaker 27: are the kind of things that that show up. Now,
• 2:24:17
  Speaker 27: if we look at Brian, who like me, is a
• 2:24:21
  Speaker 27: wealth commander.
• 2:24:26
  Speaker 1: Commander, yeah, well yeah.
• 2:24:29
  Speaker 11: It's quite badass.
• 2:24:30
  Speaker 3: Actually yeah, it sounds like it.
• 2:24:32
  Speaker 11: Things Brian does not like.
• 2:24:34
  Speaker 27: He does not like week leadership, he does not like
• 2:24:37
  Speaker 27: hidden agendas, he doesn't like overly restrictive structures.
• 2:24:41
  Speaker 3: So like, I don't like that stuff either.
• 2:24:43
  Speaker 27: Yeah, stop trying to glom onto Brian's cool, right, So
• 2:24:50
  Speaker 27: so what what I what I'm hearing when I hear
• 2:24:53
  Speaker 27: about a person who's a wealth commander is they don't.
• 2:24:56
  Speaker 11: They want flexibility.
• 2:24:57
  Speaker 27: They want to plan, they want to visit the play,
• 2:25:00
  Speaker 27: They want quick decisions. They don't need perfection either, but
• 2:25:04
  Speaker 27: they want to know that they can adjust a little
• 2:25:06
  Speaker 27: here or there on the fly if they need In
• 2:25:07
  Speaker 27: other words, if they come back a year later after
• 2:25:09
  Speaker 27: doing a plan, they want to understand. They want to
• 2:25:12
  Speaker 27: see that they can adjust if they need to. They
• 2:25:14
  Speaker 27: don't want to say. They don't want me to say, no,
• 2:25:16
  Speaker 27: this is the plan and this is your only option.
• 2:25:18
  Speaker 27: So these are these are really cool things to do.
• 2:25:21
  Speaker 27: I was looking here.
• 2:25:22
  Speaker 11: I think there are some some disadvantages under stress.
• 2:25:26
  Speaker 3: Brian.
• 2:25:26
  Speaker 27: Yes, you may increase risk to regain dominance. You may
• 2:25:30
  Speaker 27: resist outside advice.
• 2:25:31
  Speaker 11: Are you that guy? Yep, don't be that guy, Brian.
• 2:25:36
  Speaker 27: You may ride in a breed strategy. You may say, yeah,
• 2:25:39
  Speaker 27: I know we agreed to this, but I don't like
• 2:25:40
  Speaker 27: it anymore.
• 2:25:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You may move quickly without full recalibration. Right. Yeah,
• 2:25:45
  Speaker 3: that's what commanders do.
• 2:25:46
  Speaker 11: That is what its commanders do.
• 2:25:48
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 2:25:48
  Speaker 11: Now, Jack, on the other hand, he's not gonna do
• 2:25:51
  Speaker 11: those things. He's got.
• 2:25:52
  Speaker 27: He wants me as his advisor to stick to the plan,
• 2:25:56
  Speaker 27: and that that's the different those two different archetypes. Now,
• 2:25:59
  Speaker 27: for for Deb, she's a strategic analyst. Does that sound
• 2:26:04
  Speaker 27: cooler than architect?
• 2:26:05
  Speaker 13: Jack?
• 2:26:05
  Speaker 17: Does that?
• 2:26:05
  Speaker 11: Body?
• 2:26:06
  Speaker 3: Actually, I think it sounds good.
• 2:26:08
  Speaker 1: I like that's that's the setup before he says you're dumb.
• 2:26:12
  Speaker 3: We got different types. I took the test. I got
• 2:26:16
  Speaker 3: a different end result than you get.
• 2:26:18
  Speaker 27: So your ideal advisory style when you work in the advisor,
• 2:26:21
  Speaker 27: you want somebody to be transparent. You want somebody who
• 2:26:24
  Speaker 27: explains clearly respects your intelligence, avoids over simplific. You don't
• 2:26:28
  Speaker 27: want to be talked down to. Please, don't shares reasoning
• 2:26:31
  Speaker 27: behind all allocation decision. You don't want somebody to just say, hey,
• 2:26:35
  Speaker 27: this is what I'm doing. Are you okay with it?
• 2:26:37
  Speaker 27: You want to understand why I'm saying that. Right, So again,
• 2:26:40
  Speaker 27: that's that's the kind of thing. Now you disengage when
• 2:26:42
  Speaker 27: you're told to just trust the process. You don't want
• 2:26:46
  Speaker 27: somebody to say, just trust me, it'll be fine. I
• 2:26:48
  Speaker 27: don't think many people like that, but you, in particular, Yah,
• 2:26:51
  Speaker 27: do not care for that. And you don't like to
• 2:26:53
  Speaker 27: be pressured into fast decisions.
• 2:26:55
  Speaker 11: Is that fair?
• 2:26:56
  Speaker 7: Absolutely?
• 2:26:56
  Speaker 3: And you also hate vague explanations. Yes, So we built
• 2:27:02
  Speaker 3: this tool.
• 2:27:03
  Speaker 27: I think in the beginning I wanted it just kind
• 2:27:06
  Speaker 27: of to use with clients, so that a husband and
• 2:27:08
  Speaker 27: a wife or a couple that came in could go
• 2:27:10
  Speaker 27: through it together and see kind of the differences between
• 2:27:14
  Speaker 27: their two personalities, because I can tell you very frequently
• 2:27:19
  Speaker 27: one spouse has a completely different outlook on things as
• 2:27:22
  Speaker 27: the other.
• 2:27:23
  Speaker 7: Well, you know, Scott, it's so cool with this test.
• 2:27:26
  Speaker 1: What it reiterated to me and reconfirmed to me is
• 2:27:29
  Speaker 1: that while I'm analytical and I want to make sure
• 2:27:32
  Speaker 1: I have all the information the way you summed it up,
• 2:27:35
  Speaker 1: when you take this test, it tells you what kind
• 2:27:37
  Speaker 1: of what strategy to imply or to employ, rather to
• 2:27:41
  Speaker 1: recognize where your strengths are, but where they hold you back.
• 2:27:44
  Speaker 1: And in my case, I may be analytical, but that
• 2:27:47
  Speaker 1: can keep me from opportunity because I think too long
• 2:27:50
  Speaker 1: and I move too slow, and by the time I
• 2:27:53
  Speaker 1: make a move, it could be too late.
• 2:27:55
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I think that's right.
• 2:27:56
  Speaker 27: I think if you if you're objective about it and
• 2:27:58
  Speaker 27: you don't take it personally, you know, because it's it's
• 2:28:00
  Speaker 27: not perfect, it's gonna but hit every nail on the
• 2:28:02
  Speaker 27: head but it's going to give you a lot of
• 2:28:05
  Speaker 27: I find a lot of people, if not all, people,
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  Speaker 27: when they see this start nodding.
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  Speaker 11: When they're reading, they start nodding. Yeah, yeah, I do
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  Speaker 11: do that.
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  Speaker 27: That's in fact, one of the young guys in my
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  Speaker 27: office who's a young advisor, he came out after doing
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  Speaker 27: his and he's like, this is totally me. I totally
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  Speaker 27: do every one of these things. So if you go
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  Speaker 27: to Edgewaterfamilywealth dot com and it's absolutely fa absolutely free,
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  Speaker 27: you can download the test, will email you the results
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  Speaker 27: and if nothing else. What I think is cool about
• 2:28:30
  Speaker 27: this I always talk about on the show. The first
• 2:28:32
  Speaker 27: step is breaking out a yellow pad, sitting at the
• 2:28:34
  Speaker 27: kitchen table and saying how much do I need when
• 2:28:37
  Speaker 27: I retire? When do I want to retire? How much
• 2:28:38
  Speaker 27: am I going to get from Social Security? Blah blah
• 2:28:40
  Speaker 27: blah blah blah. Most people don't do that. They won't
• 2:28:42
  Speaker 27: even bother to take out a yellow pad. I have
• 2:28:45
  Speaker 27: a white pad today, but you're allowed to use a
• 2:28:46
  Speaker 27: yellow or a white pad to figure out, you know,
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  Speaker 27: where do I stand today? I think this tool is
• 2:28:52
  Speaker 27: kind of a starter. I think it's a fire starter.
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  Speaker 11: I think you go in.
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  Speaker 27: You do this, you go over with your significant other
• 2:28:58
  Speaker 27: or by yourself or with a friend, or however you
• 2:28:59
  Speaker 27: want to do it.
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  Speaker 11: Pour yourself a glass of wine.
• 2:29:01
  Speaker 27: I don't care, but this will be a conversation starter
• 2:29:04
  Speaker 27: for you and somebody else to say, oh, this is
• 2:29:06
  Speaker 27: my personality and these are the mistakes that have come from.
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  Speaker 1: So speaking of that, we're all waiting on pins and
• 2:29:10
  Speaker 1: needles to find out.
• 2:29:11
  Speaker 3: What about Ross? I got type six homeless idiot?
• 2:29:15
  Speaker 14: What is that.
• 2:29:19
  Speaker 3: Option? I did not he did it during the show today.
• 2:29:21
  Speaker 11: I did not see Ross's outputs, so it must have
• 2:29:24
  Speaker 11: come late.
• 2:29:24
  Speaker 8: I did get type six. I got the security Guardian.
• 2:29:29
  Speaker 11: I see that for you?
• 2:29:30
  Speaker 8: Is that mall security?
• 2:29:31
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 2:29:32
  Speaker 7: Is he Paul Blart?
• 2:29:33
  Speaker 11: Yes, the Paul Blart investment guy.
• 2:29:38
  Speaker 3: Give me my set?
• 2:29:39
  Speaker 4: You are?
• 2:29:39
  Speaker 27: I I know this, And we're going to talk about
• 2:29:41
  Speaker 27: the meeting you had with us previously or last week rather.
• 2:29:45
  Speaker 3: But I guess it was earlier this week, wasn't it.
• 2:29:48
  Speaker 3: We're gonna talk about that meeting in a second.
• 2:29:50
  Speaker 11: But for you, I see that. What was the title again?
• 2:29:52
  Speaker 3: I was the security guard Guardian?
• 2:29:54
  Speaker 27: Okay, So and I see that for you because most
• 2:29:57
  Speaker 27: conversations I have with you start with a deep concern
• 2:30:01
  Speaker 27: for providing for your family.
• 2:30:02
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, it's deep. It's probably Uh, I don't know.
• 2:30:06
  Speaker 8: I feel like my grandparents are also like the ghost
• 2:30:09
  Speaker 8: of my grandparents are telling me to provide for my family.
• 2:30:12
  Speaker 30: Oh.
• 2:30:13
  Speaker 1: I think it's that. I think it's the conditioning of
• 2:30:15
  Speaker 1: being a new father, being a husband. You know you
• 2:30:18
  Speaker 1: before it was just you and now you see this
• 2:30:20
  Speaker 1: little life and your wife that are relying on you, Jack.
• 2:30:22
  Speaker 6: And the uncertainty of your own childhood having a single
• 2:30:25
  Speaker 6: mom who was struggling. Yeah, times that you saw that
• 2:30:27
  Speaker 6: struggle and you want to be able to provide more
• 2:30:30
  Speaker 6: struggles tapability.
• 2:30:31
  Speaker 1: These teach more lessons than we give credit to, Jack.
• 2:30:34
  Speaker 8: Jack, why don't we pump the breaks on? Being extremely right?
• 2:30:40
  Speaker 3: Would not be that dead on?
• 2:30:42
  Speaker 11: Yeah, now that we psychoanalyzed Ross exactly.
• 2:30:46
  Speaker 1: But do you find that, Scott, that a lot of
• 2:30:47
  Speaker 1: those childhood lessons because I grew up with a struggling
• 2:30:50
  Speaker 1: single mother as well. That creates the fear of ever
• 2:30:53
  Speaker 1: having to rely on someone financially or not being able
• 2:30:57
  Speaker 1: to pay my bills.
• 2:30:58
  Speaker 20: Oh.
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  Speaker 27: I think Ross and I have talked about this is
• 2:31:00
  Speaker 27: zillion times that we both come from situations where we're
• 2:31:03
  Speaker 27: less than ideal financially.
• 2:31:05
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I think it drives it.
• 2:31:07
  Speaker 27: Sometimes it drives people the opposite direction, like it has Ross,
• 2:31:10
  Speaker 27: where he's like, I don't want to live that way.
• 2:31:12
  Speaker 11: I saw what my mom went through. I saw how
• 2:31:14
  Speaker 11: hard that was. I do not want that situation for myself.
• 2:31:18
  Speaker 27: Supera A lot of times, not a lot of times,
• 2:31:20
  Speaker 27: but some other times people kind of fall into the
• 2:31:22
  Speaker 27: same trap where like I worked out, it'll be I
• 2:31:24
  Speaker 27: guess I'll be a fine kind of situation.
• 2:31:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, my mom still alive.
• 2:31:27
  Speaker 11: Yeah, there you go, there you go.
• 2:31:30
  Speaker 3: Well, let's get better standards.
• 2:31:31
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 2:31:32
  Speaker 27: But but so Ross and Olivia came in this it's
• 2:31:41
  Speaker 27: I looked in the parking lot and there they were.
• 2:31:42
  Speaker 27: Ross was walking in circles, but we got him in there.
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  Speaker 8: You know what was really funny is that right before
• 2:31:48
  Speaker 8: the meaning, we had a babysitter kind of drop out,
• 2:31:51
  Speaker 8: and I texted him.
• 2:31:52
  Speaker 3: I was like, is it okay if my son joints?
• 2:31:54
  Speaker 3: Is that okay? And just seeing my son.
• 2:31:57
  Speaker 8: Recavoc in that office was awesome. To the point in fact,
• 2:32:01
  Speaker 8: my son even showed up bleeding because he scuffed his
• 2:32:03
  Speaker 8: knee into parking lot Oh, it was awesome, But jokes aside,
• 2:32:07
  Speaker 8: it was one of the most important conversations that I've
• 2:32:12
  Speaker 8: had with my wife in the room, with my son
• 2:32:15
  Speaker 8: in the room, and he doesn't know what we're talking about.
• 2:32:17
  Speaker 8: But it was so appropriate that my son was there.
• 2:32:22
  Speaker 3: Because it's a that's a reminder.
• 2:32:23
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and uh, Scott, I can't compliment you enough of
• 2:32:27
  Speaker 8: what Edgewater Family Wealth does for exactly that for families.
• 2:32:32
  Speaker 3: I walked out of that meeting.
• 2:32:34
  Speaker 8: I cleared up a lot of the paranoia that I
• 2:32:36
  Speaker 8: had of thinking I'm not doing good enough. I'm not
• 2:32:40
  Speaker 8: I gotta do better, I gotta do better. I walked
• 2:32:42
  Speaker 8: out going I'm actually not doing that bad. I felt
• 2:32:47
  Speaker 8: confident and I know what's the next step. But I'm
• 2:32:50
  Speaker 8: so proud of my previous steps without ever being proud
• 2:32:53
  Speaker 8: of them before.
• 2:32:53
  Speaker 1: And we've heard Scott say that before that a lot
• 2:32:55
  Speaker 1: of times folks will come in, have a consultation with
• 2:32:58
  Speaker 1: you and walk out phil so much better about their
• 2:33:01
  Speaker 1: self and their situation than what they were giving themselves
• 2:33:03
  Speaker 1: credit for.
• 2:33:04
  Speaker 27: Well, I think, to be clear, I think a lot
• 2:33:05
  Speaker 27: of people listening to this to me, but we must
• 2:33:07
  Speaker 27: have said something like how to get rich or how
• 2:33:09
  Speaker 27: to what's stock to buy?
• 2:33:10
  Speaker 11: And we didn't have any of those conversations. No, we
• 2:33:12
  Speaker 11: didn't talk about stocks.
• 2:33:13
  Speaker 27: We didn't talk about bonds, we didn't talk about the market,
• 2:33:15
  Speaker 27: we didn't talk about returns. We talked about process. We
• 2:33:17
  Speaker 27: talked about what have you been saving, how much have
• 2:33:20
  Speaker 27: you been saving? Where are we maximizing that savings, what
• 2:33:24
  Speaker 27: places are we putting it, what are the tax implications,
• 2:33:26
  Speaker 27: What is the statistical likelihood you're going to be successful
• 2:33:29
  Speaker 27: doing this? And if it's not a good statistical likelihood,
• 2:33:31
  Speaker 27: what do we do to make it so right? And
• 2:33:33
  Speaker 27: in Ross's case, they're they're doing fine. I mean they're
• 2:33:36
  Speaker 27: doing more than fine. I would say they're for their age,
• 2:33:38
  Speaker 27: they're probably a little ahead of the game. And I
• 2:33:41
  Speaker 27: think what as Ross and I were discussing before we
• 2:33:43
  Speaker 27: came on air is it's no different. I always use
• 2:33:47
  Speaker 27: the example of that mole on your arm that you
• 2:33:49
  Speaker 27: don't want to go to the doctor and have it
• 2:33:50
  Speaker 27: looked at, because if you.
• 2:33:52
  Speaker 11: Don't go to the doctor, you won't know it's bad.
• 2:33:54
  Speaker 11: Therefore you're not going to go right.
• 2:33:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't get diagnosed sound bad if I don't
• 2:33:59
  Speaker 3: show up right.
• 2:33:59
  Speaker 27: But the same thing is true of money. I think
• 2:34:01
  Speaker 27: people are like, I don't I don't want it confirmed
• 2:34:04
  Speaker 27: that I'm terrible at this. I don't want it confirmed.
• 2:34:06
  Speaker 11: One not on track?
• 2:34:07
  Speaker 7: We can see that on the texting side.
• 2:34:08
  Speaker 27: Can we see it all the time? And what Ross
• 2:34:10
  Speaker 27: found out is that he's on track. Do we want
• 2:34:13
  Speaker 27: to tweak a thing here, tweak a thing there?
• 2:34:16
  Speaker 30: But we did.
• 2:34:17
  Speaker 27: What we didn't talk about is how to get rich quickly.
• 2:34:19
  Speaker 27: What we didn't talk about is crypto. What we didn't
• 2:34:22
  Speaker 27: talk about is what memes docked to buy or what
• 2:34:25
  Speaker 27: president is going to matter or not matter. What we
• 2:34:27
  Speaker 27: talked about is what is your process, what is the
• 2:34:30
  Speaker 27: likelihood it'll work historically?
• 2:34:32
  Speaker 3: And if it's not totally on pace, how do we
• 2:34:35
  Speaker 3: make sure that it is.
• 2:34:36
  Speaker 8: There is two things that jumped out to me, which is,
• 2:34:39
  Speaker 8: I mean a priceless exchange of conversation. I got to
• 2:34:43
  Speaker 8: see a spaghetti model of my life, like you know,
• 2:34:47
  Speaker 8: when hurricanes are coming and you're like, well, the Indoegnesian
• 2:34:51
  Speaker 8: trajectory has it going north and all of that you
• 2:34:54
  Speaker 8: got to see. I got to see a thousand Rosses
• 2:34:57
  Speaker 8: run in existence with the information that I gave Scott like.
• 2:35:00
  Speaker 3: The Russ multiverse.
• 2:35:02
  Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, and I got to see my hit percentage
• 2:35:04
  Speaker 8: of what age do I need to retire at this
• 2:35:09
  Speaker 8: plan or this plan? It was fascinating. I think, Scott,
• 2:35:13
  Speaker 8: I'll never forget when you go. Today's goal is to
• 2:35:15
  Speaker 8: find out if you were a business, what is your business?
• 2:35:19
  Speaker 8: What is your net value? What are your assets? Right,
• 2:35:22
  Speaker 8: let's find out what the Paget business looks like. And man,
• 2:35:26
  Speaker 8: it just really cleared up a lot of, like I said,
• 2:35:28
  Speaker 8: my paranoia and my insecurity when it comes to the
• 2:35:32
  Speaker 8: US dollar.
• 2:35:33
  Speaker 1: And I know, Scott, you can do that for a
• 2:35:35
  Speaker 1: lot of other folks. Now, do you have any upcoming events?
• 2:35:37
  Speaker 3: We do not, although next week I will announce one.
• 2:35:39
  Speaker 3: We have a new incoming.
• 2:35:41
  Speaker 27: But in the meantime, you can go to ashwaterfamilywealth dot
• 2:35:44
  Speaker 27: com for a consult and no issue is too small
• 2:35:47
  Speaker 27: or too large.
• 2:35:48
  Speaker 3: If you need five minutes, we'll give you five minutes.
• 2:35:50
  Speaker 3: You need fifty, we'll give you fifty.
• 2:35:51
  Speaker 1: And definitely take the time. It's about ten to twelve
• 2:35:53
  Speaker 1: minutes to take that DNA wealth test.
• 2:35:55
  Speaker 11: Please do it.
• 2:35:56
  Speaker 7: It's really really worth it.
• 2:35:57
  Speaker 3: It is cool.
• 2:35:58
  Speaker 1: It's cool to see the results while you're there. You
• 2:36:00
  Speaker 1: can also get a couple of the books that you
• 2:36:02
  Speaker 1: have a bi Yes, so if.
• 2:36:03
  Speaker 27: You go again to Edgewaterfamilywealth dot Com, you can get
• 2:36:06
  Speaker 27: I Got a Guy, which is a guide to hiring
• 2:36:08
  Speaker 27: a financial advisor, tells you what questions to ask. And
• 2:36:11
  Speaker 27: of course I Never made anyone Rich, which is my
• 2:36:13
  Speaker 27: terribly titled book to everybody says, but it's the reality.
• 2:36:17
  Speaker 11: It's so I never made anybody rich.
• 2:36:19
  Speaker 27: As a book I wrote seven eight years ago, and
• 2:36:21
  Speaker 27: people seem to like it, and if you know, if
• 2:36:22
  Speaker 27: you don't like it, use it as a coaster.
• 2:36:23
  Speaker 1: I was going to say it and the byline to
• 2:36:25
  Speaker 1: that is I never made anybody rich, because that's your job.
• 2:36:28
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 2:36:28
  Speaker 7: I'll give you the knowledge you go make yourself rich exactly.
• 2:36:31
  Speaker 8: If you're looking for more money conversations, Scott and I
• 2:36:35
  Speaker 8: have our own show, Aftermath the Podcast with Scott Brown.
• 2:36:39
  Speaker 8: Look that up those words Aftermath the Podcast with Scott Brown.
• 2:36:43
  Speaker 8: Scott and I have these conversations. I love our episodes.
• 2:36:47
  Speaker 8: I love learning, and I also love obtaining and keeping money.
• 2:36:51
  Speaker 8: So it's a symbiotic release.
• 2:36:53
  Speaker 3: A lot of people like that.
• 2:36:54
  Speaker 1: I was going to say, a lot of people do
• 2:36:56
  Speaker 1: absolutely well Scott, thank you as always mar coming and
• 2:36:59
  Speaker 1: in bringing us that knowledge which I really appre.
• 2:37:00
  Speaker 7: That test was really really cool. I encourage everyone to
• 2:37:03
  Speaker 7: go take it just.
• 2:37:03
  Speaker 1: You know, if nothing else, just to you know, reconfirm
• 2:37:05
  Speaker 1: what you think you already know about yourself or more importantly,
• 2:37:08
  Speaker 1: learn something new.
• 2:37:08
  Speaker 11: Couldn't agree more.
• 2:37:09
  Speaker 1: I'm about to post the podcast for those who maybe
• 2:37:12
  Speaker 1: have missed your segment, but in the meantime, put.
• 2:37:13
  Speaker 3: Your ants together for Scott Brown.
• 2:37:17
  Speaker 1: Or family wealth.
• 2:37:19
  Speaker 7: Okay, we're gonna take a little break.
• 2:37:20
  Speaker 1: When we come back, we're gonna talk about Artemis two
• 2:37:23
  Speaker 1: sharing a space call with the ISS, speaking of the
• 2:37:27
  Speaker 1: hurricane map Ross an updated hurricane tracking map is out,
• 2:37:30
  Speaker 1: and what one English super fan is doing to pay
• 2:37:34
  Speaker 1: for a trip to the World Cup. You're probably not
• 2:37:37
  Speaker 1: gonna like this, Scott Brown, but we're going to talk
• 2:37:39
  Speaker 1: about that next during You heard it here first, allow it,
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  Speaker 2: Just want to say.
• 2:38:41
  Speaker 3: Happy birthday, Jack, and congrats on the baby.
• 2:38:44
  Speaker 9: By the way, speaking of parties and RSVPs, my daughter
• 2:38:52
  Speaker 9: had a seventh birthday pool party. She had two of
• 2:38:55
  Speaker 9: her friends come that were around the same age. The
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  Speaker 9: parents for asking me if we had any quotation device
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  Speaker 9: or a pool noodle because their daughters did not know
• 2:39:05
  Speaker 9: how to swim. I said yes, I turned around, I
• 2:39:08
  Speaker 9: grabbed the pool noodles. As I'm handing the pool noodles
• 2:39:12
  Speaker 9: to the children, the parents drove away. They left their
• 2:39:16
  Speaker 9: children who could not swim.
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  Speaker 1: Skip skip skip to Maloo skip skip skipped Malou skip
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  Speaker 1: to Maloo.
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  Speaker 8: My door and happy birthday, Jack.
• 2:39:26
  Speaker 1: I want to see you skipping down the hall again.
• 2:39:29
  Speaker 8: I missed it yesterday.
• 2:39:32
  Speaker 27: Can't see the radio.
• 2:39:35
  Speaker 1: Anyway.
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  Speaker 3: You know this is Dick and Dick Adoo and met Dora.
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  Speaker 4: Happy birthday fifty nine.
• 2:39:45
  Speaker 3: I ain't even gonna sugar coat this. Let's started off.
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  Speaker 8: Let the beer crack.
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  Speaker 14: God Ey birthday to Hay birth bait two. I'm pretty
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  Speaker 14: sure his back kids a butt crack.
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  Speaker 4: It goes all the way up to his nick.
• 2:40:08
  Speaker 3: But every birthday to you. I really what I wonder
• 2:40:13
  Speaker 3: what his wealth management DNA with commander commanding God Buzz.
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  Speaker 3: You're right.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show, Real Radio one
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• 2:40:29
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• 2:40:31
  Speaker 1: appreciate it. Uh, the fun will continue later on this week.
• 2:40:34
  Speaker 1: We've got another special guest co host coming in with
• 2:40:36
  Speaker 1: us tomorrow after actually someone who absolutely one gets the
• 2:40:41
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• 2:40:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's his first time on Real Radio that
• 2:40:46
  Speaker 3: I'm aware.
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  Speaker 5: Of and thinks we may have done like a segment
• 2:40:49
  Speaker 5: here or there over the years, but first time actually
• 2:40:51
  Speaker 5: doing the show.
• 2:40:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, for sure.
• 2:40:53
  Speaker 1: And that's what Brian said. He said, you know, Johnny
• 2:40:54
  Speaker 1: Magic will go into a segment, you know, maybe part
• 2:40:57
  Speaker 1: of a show, but for him to come in and
• 2:40:59
  Speaker 1: fill in into the whole whole show, We're going to
• 2:41:02
  Speaker 1: have all kinds of first tomorrow.
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  Speaker 6: Hall of Fame, Florida Hall of Fame broadcast Marconi Award winner.
• 2:41:08
  Speaker 3: Johnny Magic from Johnny's House.
• 2:41:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so we're going to be doing that tomorrow as
• 2:41:12
  Speaker 1: well as Animal House talking to Scott Maxwell. But now
• 2:41:15
  Speaker 1: let's wrap up our Tuesday with you heard It here First?
• 2:41:19
  Speaker 2: Good Time for you heard it here First on the
• 2:41:23
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  Speaker 5: All Right.
• 2:41:24
  Speaker 1: Continuing to keep our eye on NASA's Artemis two crew,
• 2:41:27
  Speaker 1: where they're heading back to Earth after their historic trip
• 2:41:30
  Speaker 1: around the far side of the Moon. On Monday. Today,
• 2:41:33
  Speaker 1: the crew shared a space to space call with the
• 2:41:36
  Speaker 1: crew aboard the International Space Station.
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  Speaker 3: I surprised you.
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  Speaker 4: In your journey so far.
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  Speaker 3: I know that we need to really like that. Really
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  Speaker 3: great to hear your voice. I can tell you how
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  Speaker 3: fun this event is for us. I hope you guys
• 2:41:48
  Speaker 3: are enjoying us as much as we are.
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  Speaker 28: I don't mean to give you such a short answer,
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  Speaker 28: but I can.
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  Speaker 3: Truly say everything.
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  Speaker 1: The Artemis two astronauts are scheduled to splash down off
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  Speaker 1: the coast of San Diego on Friday. Earlier today, NASA
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  Speaker 1: released the first pictures taken during the lunar flyby, the
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  Speaker 1: first time any humans had seen the full far side
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  Speaker 1: of the Moon. So pretty historic.
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  Speaker 7: Did you see it catch any of that, Scott, I
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  Speaker 7: did not.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, watch the video of when they dedicate one
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  Speaker 1: of the craters that they found to one of the
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  Speaker 1: astronauts late Wide.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, they hugged.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 4: It was amazing.
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  Speaker 7: It was amazing to see.
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  Speaker 8: And that's what I mean by like, I'm not a
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  Speaker 8: conspiracy theorist, but this is going so well.
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  Speaker 3: Stop stop all right.
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  Speaker 1: The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration is updating its hurricane
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  Speaker 1: tracking map. Now, new graphics highlight hurricane watches and warnings
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  Speaker 1: on land, so it's not just going to be the
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  Speaker 1: cone of uncertainties. That can actually let you know what
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  Speaker 1: the impacts are going to be. The National Hurricane Center
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  Speaker 1: has also introduced a new map for possible storm search flooding.
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  Speaker 1: The twenty twenty six Atlantic hurricane season starts on June first,
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  Speaker 1: a mere.
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  Speaker 7: Fifty five days away.
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  Speaker 1: And then finally, one English soccer super fan and plans
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  Speaker 1: to sell us home to pay for his trip to
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  Speaker 1: Dallas to watch the national football team play in the
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  Speaker 1: World Cup this summer. Andy Milne has attended eight Men's
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  Speaker 1: World Cups and one Women's World Cup since nineteen eighty two.
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  Speaker 1: Ticket prices have gone up since then, as you can imagine.
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  Speaker 1: So Milne is selling his second home in England to
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  Speaker 1: help pay for his trip to Dallas and the tickets.
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  Speaker 1: England will take on Croatia at at and T Stadium
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  Speaker 1: in June and Andy Milne will be there because he
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  Speaker 1: has nowhere.
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  Speaker 7: Else to go though.
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  Speaker 1: Second home. Yeah, that's all right, and you heard it
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  Speaker 1: here first on the Jim Colpert Show. Chances are with
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  Speaker 1: a second home in England, he's got to be doing
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  Speaker 1: things pretty good.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, absolutely, all right.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm not sure about that investment strike.
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  Speaker 7: I don't either.
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  Speaker 3: I don't advocate, not a guardian.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of that, we want to thank Scott Brown with
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  Speaker 1: the wealth DNA test. You can hear his podcast posted
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  Speaker 1: now at the g clovert Show along with Brian Grimes
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  Speaker 1: for co hosting with us today.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you so much, thanks for having me. I'll be
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  Speaker 3: back next time. Happy birthday, Jack, Thank you very much.
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  Speaker 1: And I also want to thank a. Toney Moduitt for
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  Speaker 1: saucing up our Tuesday Brad for trivia and last but
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  Speaker 1: never leased, Sam Bowen, Candice Rich and Alicia bull Wear
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  Speaker 1: for running our YouTube chat, Jack, what are the results
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  Speaker 1: of the question of the.
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  Speaker 3: Day I do?
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  Speaker 6: I really want to thank everyone who texted and send
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  Speaker 6: talkbacks wishing with the birthday greetings.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there were more than we could.
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  Speaker 6: Play, but thank you so much and very special question
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  Speaker 6: we posted in their YouTube chat.
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  Speaker 3: Do you like Canol's, Scott?
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  Speaker 1: Do you like Canoli's?
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  Speaker 11: I like the new Tella Canoli.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't had one of those. Jack and I are
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  Speaker 1: in the Brian is also yeah, yeah, and.
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  Speaker 3: I'm over here like I love them. How many people
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  Speaker 3: do you think.
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  Speaker 5: Love them like Ross Well, Brian, I guess it would
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  Speaker 5: be around sixty percent.
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  Speaker 3: Sixty percent?
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  Speaker 17: Wow?
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  Speaker 24: Good.
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  Speaker 8: Is anybody else shocked that there's thirty five percent of
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  Speaker 8: people are.
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  Speaker 3: Like ew no, because thirty five percent in here. I
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  Speaker 3: thought it would be higher.
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  Speaker 5: I think if that's sixty five percent, actually eight one
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  Speaker 5: right now, and then answer the question, it would be
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  Speaker 5: much lower.
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  Speaker 8: Sweet treat drives up this amount of division, Just end it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm out.
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  Speaker 1: Well once again, thank you all for your birthday wishes,
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  Speaker 1: your text messages, your talkbacks. We're gonna welcome more of
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  Speaker 1: those again tomorrow. We follow the news Junkie. They follow
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  Speaker 1: the monsters in the morning after us as a corporate
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  Speaker 1: time with Tom and Dan. We will join you tomorrow
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  Speaker 1: afternoon for more mayhem of the Jim Culbert Show, starting
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  Speaker 1: at three o'clock. Until then, have a wonderful Tuesday evening,
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  Speaker 1: Stay warm and stay dry. We'll see you tomorrow.
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  Speaker 4: Bye.
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