Latest / Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald / Brandy and Julie, Karen Read, Love Hotel, The Valley and AI Babies

Transcript

Brandy and Julie, Karen Read, Love Hotel, The Valley and AI Babies · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on
• 0:07
  Speaker 1: the road, when you're on the go, Juicy Scoop is the.
• 0:11
  Speaker 2: Show to know.
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: She talks Hollywood tales for real life, Mr. Saving Serial
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: Data and Serial Sisters. You'll be addicted and addicted.
• 0:20
  Speaker 3: Fast to the number one tabloid real life podcast.
• 0:23
  Speaker 2: Listen in, listen up.
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: Woo, woo. Heather MacDonald.
• 0:28
  Speaker 2: Juicy Scoop.
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I've got your favorite girls,
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: Brandi Howard, Julie Goldman of Dumb Gay Podcast. We are
• 0:41
  Speaker 1: going to get into so much. First, let's talk about
• 0:44
  Speaker 1: the fun weekend we had together celebrating my beautiful niece,
• 0:49
  Speaker 1: Haley Goldstein, Shannon Goldstein, attorney at law's daughter. Had her
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: high school graduation, and you guys came, and we went
• 0:58
  Speaker 1: to the local. It was fun.
• 1:00
  Speaker 4: It was so fun.
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: It was so fun. We loved the local, by the way. Yeah,
• 1:03
  Speaker 1: so fun.
• 1:03
  Speaker 4: The best frozen drinks in all of Coachella Valley.
• 1:06
  Speaker 2: Honestly, that place has great food and great drinks.
• 1:10
  Speaker 4: No, that is for real. I got drunk within two seconds.
• 1:14
  Speaker 1: Me too. And then we went, then we relaxed in
• 1:17
  Speaker 1: the pool, and then we went out to dinner, and
• 1:21
  Speaker 1: then we went to the Red Barn. which was also
• 1:24
  Speaker 1: a crazy night. Fun.
• 1:26
  Speaker 2: Where we skipped a huge line, longer than like an
• 1:29
  Speaker 2: In-N-Out line. You skipped it and what got us right
• 1:33
  Speaker 2: to a booth.
• 1:34
  Speaker 1: It was the best. I don't want to sound privileged.
• 1:36
  Speaker 1: I actually know the owner from college.
• 1:38
  Speaker 5: Okay?
• 1:39
  Speaker 1: So... There you go with that.
• 1:41
  Speaker 4: Well, there you go with that.
• 1:42
  Speaker 1: There you go with that. Well, it still felt- You
• 1:44
  Speaker 1: get old enough and you actually know people that then
• 1:46
  Speaker 1: own the establishment. And I know the owners of the
• 1:48
  Speaker 1: local too. So it's only because it's not because I'm
• 1:52
  Speaker 1: flashing my juicy scoop titties around. Okay. That's not why
• 1:56
  Speaker 1: we're getting special treatment in La Quinta, though we are
• 1:58
  Speaker 1: delights to serve.
• 2:01
  Speaker 4: Well, still, it was great.
• 2:02
  Speaker 3: There is nothing more I love than getting to the
• 2:05
  Speaker 3: front of a line.
• 2:06
  Speaker 4: I'll be honest with you.
• 2:07
  Speaker 1: It's true. I like it.
• 2:09
  Speaker 4: Priority boarding on the flight.
• 2:11
  Speaker 3: I don't care. Normally, I always feel bad. I feel
• 2:14
  Speaker 3: bad about everything. I'm constantly feeling.
• 2:16
  Speaker 4: Bad about everything.
• 2:16
  Speaker 1: You're an empath. You're an empath.
• 2:17
  Speaker 3: I'm an empath.
• 2:18
  Speaker 4: I just feel too much and I love too hard.
• 2:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 2:22
  Speaker 4: But cutting to the front of the line makes me
• 2:25
  Speaker 4: feel alive.
• 2:26
  Speaker 1: I love it. And they, yeah, they're so fun, so great.
• 2:31
  Speaker 2: Then we got a VIP tour. And you know it's
• 2:34
  Speaker 2: a banner night when... you get in a fight with
• 2:38
  Speaker 2: your Uber driver. We actually didn't even get in a fight.
• 2:43
  Speaker 2: We got yelled at and Heather had to play mommy.
• 2:46
  Speaker 1: Because I was in the front seat.
• 2:48
  Speaker 2: Heather was in the front seat, you guys.
• 2:50
  Speaker 1: And she made sure.
• 2:51
  Speaker 2: That's what good friends we are.
• 2:52
  Speaker 1: That is right.
• 2:53
  Speaker 2: Heather had to sit.
• 2:54
  Speaker 4: In the front seat.
• 2:55
  Speaker 3: And she showed her mommy, wifey, takey, carry, uv-y side.
• 3:02
  Speaker 3: by making sure that that driver didn't get murdered that
• 3:06
  Speaker 3: night by myself.
• 3:07
  Speaker 1: We had the two of you, but then we also
• 3:09
  Speaker 1: had Mackenzie and her boyfriend, but they were behaving.
• 3:12
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 3:12
  Speaker 1: You got like, it was just literally like Julie got
• 3:15
  Speaker 1: yelled at for rolling down her window to get some
• 3:17
  Speaker 1: fresh air. Yeah. So it was just one of those things.
• 3:19
  Speaker 1: And I was like, you know what? It already took
• 3:20
  Speaker 1: 19 minutes to get this car. I'm like, let me just,
• 3:22
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh yes, I totally understand. Yes. You know,
• 3:25
  Speaker 1: like going along with whatever. Oh, of course we will.
• 3:27
  Speaker 1: Like I was just, And the time before it, when
• 3:30
  Speaker 1: we were coming back from The Nest, which was so great,
• 3:33
  Speaker 1: I had a girl that was telling me that I
• 3:37
  Speaker 1: should email her about getting a copy of her free book.
• 3:42
  Speaker 1: And I was like, okay. And because I was buzzed,
• 3:45
  Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know about that title. You
• 3:47
  Speaker 1: won't be able to get into Target. And she's like,
• 3:49
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be in Target. I'm like, okay, whatever.
• 3:52
  Speaker 1: If you want to sell books, you might want to.
• 3:53
  Speaker 1: So I'm like, meanwhile, our guests that night were like, oh,
• 3:57
  Speaker 1: we had this Uber experience. And he goes, oh my God,
• 4:00
  Speaker 1: we had the greatest Uber experience. We got in the
• 4:02
  Speaker 1: van and the guy turned around and handed us each
• 4:04
  Speaker 1: a mic. And for the 20 minutes back to our house,
• 4:07
  Speaker 1: they got to do karaoke in their Uber. And meanwhile,
• 4:10
  Speaker 1: I was giving book advice to In which I have
• 4:13
  Speaker 1: to do the follow-up. Exactly.
• 4:15
  Speaker 2: Now you have a job to do.
• 4:17
  Speaker 1: What the hell?
• 4:17
  Speaker 2: To read this woman's book. Meanwhile, 13 different producers are
• 4:21
  Speaker 2: right now jotting down notes for the TV show of
• 4:23
  Speaker 2: the guy who does the Uber karaoke.
• 4:26
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 4:26
  Speaker 4: That's Kara Cartman.
• 4:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, God.
• 4:28
  Speaker 3: And you also had to talk down... cuckoo boo-boo from
• 4:31
  Speaker 3: a ledge from, I just love, I just, speaking of
• 4:34
  Speaker 3: love too much, I just want to, you know what?
• 4:36
  Speaker 1: I just like to spread love. Can you shut the window?
• 4:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
• 4:39
  Speaker 1: Like, I just, I'm a positive light. She said I
• 4:42
  Speaker 1: was a positive light.
• 4:43
  Speaker 3: I like to just keep things positive.
• 4:45
  Speaker 1: I need you to shut the window, okay? I'm doing
• 4:48
  Speaker 1: it for your own good. And she was like, I
• 4:50
  Speaker 1: remember her name and I'm not going to say it,
• 4:52
  Speaker 1: but let's just call her Kelly. She was like, hello,
• 4:54
  Speaker 1: my name is Kelly. Whatever you are in Kelly's Uber,
• 4:57
  Speaker 1: this is Kelly's Lyft or whatever we were doing because
• 4:59
  Speaker 1: I always do both apps. And I was like, OK, like, oh,
• 5:02
  Speaker 1: my God, just get us home. Anyway, if you know
• 5:05
  Speaker 1: the person that does the karaoke Uber in the La
• 5:08
  Speaker 1: Quinta Valley, I will be there in two weeks. And
• 5:12
  Speaker 1: I would like the number of that person. And I'd
• 5:15
  Speaker 1: like to set it up because I want that person.
• 5:18
  Speaker 2: And to have them all night.
• 5:19
  Speaker 1: For my ride home from the nest.
• 5:20
  Speaker 2: Just be like, I'm going to hire you all night
• 5:21
  Speaker 2: and then I'll never have to go to a karaoke bar,
• 5:23
  Speaker 2: which always ends up kind of being like, why did
• 5:26
  Speaker 2: we choose to do this?
• 5:28
  Speaker 1: You need 20 minutes, just enough. Also, I've said this
• 5:32
  Speaker 1: over and over again, cut the songs, karaoke people, cut
• 5:36
  Speaker 1: the songs to two minutes. By the time we get
• 5:39
  Speaker 1: to the second verse with the instrumental, the singer is
• 5:43
  Speaker 1: tired and the audience is tired.
• 5:45
  Speaker 2: When the two-minute instrumental break comes in and everyone's like, oh,
• 5:48
  Speaker 2: come on, and then now the person's just dancing.
• 5:50
  Speaker 3: And they always have to be like, instrumental part, instrumental part.
• 5:55
  Speaker 3: You always say it. You always have to say it.
• 5:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah. No lyrics now. But a two minute, cut it
• 6:01
  Speaker 1: down to two minutes. And the person can dance, has
• 6:05
  Speaker 1: the energy, you know. What a dream. Also, last night
• 6:08
  Speaker 1: we went to Nobu because Peter and I were celebrating
• 6:11
  Speaker 1: 25 years. Well, congratulations. Of sticking it through. Wow. And
• 6:17
  Speaker 1: keep carrying on. And lots of fun, lots of love,
• 6:22
  Speaker 1: great children, great family, great friends.
• 6:25
  Speaker 2: Were you two alone?
• 6:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just the two of us.
• 6:27
  Speaker 2: For your anniversary.
• 6:28
  Speaker 1: We were just the two of us.
• 6:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I'm speaking out of turn here.
• 6:31
  Speaker 2: Which you wanted to have been invited. But to your love,
• 6:34
  Speaker 2: to speak to your love.
• 6:35
  Speaker 1: Oh, yes.
• 6:36
  Speaker 2: Now, Peter wasn't with us. Because we were just trying
• 6:40
  Speaker 2: to be like desert sluts, as we do. But right
• 6:44
  Speaker 2: when you got home, Peter was doing work around the house.
• 6:48
  Speaker 4: Always work around the house.
• 6:49
  Speaker 2: And you did send us a video, and he was shirtless.
• 6:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, shirtless.
• 6:53
  Speaker 2: Because you were hornballing on in the backyard to your
• 6:56
  Speaker 2: old husband.
• 6:57
  Speaker 1: It was Memorial Day. Yeah, we were having some fun. Also,
• 6:59
  Speaker 1: when I got home, he'd set up a coffee situation.
• 7:03
  Speaker 1: Because we have a two-story house. So that was also
• 7:06
  Speaker 1: my anniversary gift. Now I can have an espresso coffee,
• 7:10
  Speaker 1: just like George Clooney, in my bedroom before I even
• 7:13
  Speaker 1: have to go downstairs. So I feel like pretty amazing.
• 7:19
  Speaker 1: Here I am.
• 7:19
  Speaker 2: It was a nice night.
• 7:20
  Speaker 1: I decided to wear a white dress like a little
• 7:22
  Speaker 1: wedding girl. Oh, that's nice.
• 7:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 7:25
  Speaker 1: And very fun. Okay, speaking about a couple that we
• 7:28
  Speaker 1: don't think has a great marriage. This is juicy. Emmanuel
• 7:32
  Speaker 1: and Brigitte. Macron's. Now, to remind people, this is the
• 7:37
  Speaker 1: president of France. He is like 18 or 23 years
• 7:43
  Speaker 1: younger than his wife.
• 7:45
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 7:46
  Speaker 1: He met his wife when she was a 39-year-old married
• 7:49
  Speaker 1: teacher of three, and he was a student at the school.
• 7:53
  Speaker 4: I believe he was 16 at the time.
• 7:55
  Speaker 1: The stories has changed that maybe they just met, nothing happened. Right.
• 7:59
  Speaker 1: But shortly after she got divorced... He went to college,
• 8:04
  Speaker 1: and then they have been together ever since. There are
• 8:09
  Speaker 1: also stories coming out of other content creators that believe
• 8:16
  Speaker 1: that Brigitte was maybe born as Brad. I don't know.
• 8:22
  Speaker 1: And that is, in fact... God.
• 8:26
  Speaker 2: That has become like an internet thing.
• 8:28
  Speaker 1: Like an internet thing.
• 8:30
  Speaker 2: Like an urban legend about her.
• 8:32
  Speaker 1: Yes. And, you know, there's videos of her speaking, wearing
• 8:36
  Speaker 1: tight jeans, where it looks like there is something in it.
• 8:39
  Speaker 1: There is stories that go even further with this conspiracy.
• 8:44
  Speaker 1: And I'm not saying it's not true. It could be true.
• 8:46
  Speaker 1: Don't yell at me. I'm telling you what's out there.
• 8:49
  Speaker 1: That she is, in fact, his father. What?
• 8:55
  Speaker 2: OK, I mean, somehow.
• 8:56
  Speaker 1: There was a missing child in the family that was
• 9:01
  Speaker 1: a boy that we no longer saw, but then came
• 9:03
  Speaker 1: back as the girl. And then somehow there was a
• 9:06
  Speaker 1: illegitimate child. I don't even know. But I know people
• 9:08
  Speaker 1: have enjoyed the rabbit hole of it. But what happened
• 9:13
  Speaker 1: was he was getting off his presidential plane and he,
• 9:18
  Speaker 1: you know, the guy opens the door for him. And
• 9:23
  Speaker 1: then you see him about to walk out and he
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: turns to the side to say, you can see it's
• 9:28
  Speaker 1: the wife because she's wearing a red blazer and you
• 9:30
  Speaker 1: see her red hand. And she smacked, she like grabs
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: his face like this. She doesn't smack it. She grabs
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: it like, and then he goes back and then they
• 9:39
  Speaker 1: come back out and they're like. And so they have said,
• 9:43
  Speaker 1: oh no, we were just joking. Like, oh, shut your face,
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: you sexy thing. My son. I don't know.
• 9:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: Listen to your father. Yeah, yeah. But you know, I mean,
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: everyone picked it up because it was juicy to see
• 9:59
  Speaker 1: like a physical thing like that that was undeniable that
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: the wife did that to him.
• 10:06
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 10:06
  Speaker 1: What that was about, what their playful thing was. If
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: she was like, I told you you have food right there.
• 10:12
  Speaker 2: We don't know what it is.
• 10:13
  Speaker 3: Or maybe she was like, oh, I'm sick of you
• 10:16
  Speaker 3: fucking everyone around town.
• 10:17
  Speaker 1: Don't do it. I mean. They're French.
• 10:21
  Speaker 4: Like, let's get into it. Let's get into it.
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: I'm sure she slaps him every day.
• 10:27
  Speaker 2: Maybe so. It's giving the elevator with Jay-Z and Beyonce, though,
• 10:31
  Speaker 2: when they all came out at the end and they
• 10:33
  Speaker 2: were all like.
• 10:35
  Speaker 2: And again, it was like it hadn't happened.
• 10:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 10:37
  Speaker 2: So you have no choice. You know you get in
• 10:40
  Speaker 2: those fights and then you're just like, everything's fine.
• 10:43
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: That reeks of... He did something. I mean, that.
• 10:47
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: She's... Or they have one of those relationships.
• 10:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: But also, okay, say she was just a woman. She
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: was just doing a Mary Kay Letourneau situation. I mean,
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: there's a huge age difference there. It might be a
• 11:04
  Speaker 1: very motherly relationship. even though he's the president and she
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: still might be like, shut your face, like scolding him.
• 11:13
  Speaker 3: Well, he might be like, maybe he's like the secretary
• 11:15
  Speaker 3: where that's what he wants.
• 11:16
  Speaker 1: But do you imagine if we saw a president's hand
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: reach out to his wife's face? No, that's why this
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: is so good. Yeah, it's juicy. Because it's the woman.
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: It's juicy or the man or the father.
• 11:29
  Speaker 2: We don't know. I can't believe his father is still
• 11:32
  Speaker 2: doing that to his face after all these years.
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: Also, I know you guys, if you want the politics show,
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: go to Dumb Gay Podcast. Right. But I have to
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: say something because this is about reality. Yes. So, breaking news.
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: Todd and Julie Chrisley of Chrisley Knows Best, to remind
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: you guys, he was the patriarch of a very fun family.
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: It was a reality show. It's coming back. They just
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: announced it was coming back on Lifetime, which I don't
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: think it was that interesting. No, it was on TBS
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: for years. TLC, right? Oh, E. I thought it was TBS.
• 12:11
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: Then switched to E? I don't know. It's on Lifetime.
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: So I think it's with a new network. And they said,
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: we're starting the show and it's about the older daughter, Savannah, who,
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: by the way, Savannah is dating this guy whose wife had...
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: accused of trying to have him killed with her lover.
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: Savannah is dating this guy, okay? Who's going through a
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: lot right now. Because there was an attempted murder on
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: him and they tracked it back to his wife. They
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: were like college sweethearts in the South. And her boyfriend
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: that's like a young guy Oh.
• 13:00
  Speaker 3: Now we're into that, like that tabloid movie or that
• 13:02
  Speaker 3: movie where she had the kid killed, Nicole Kidman.
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: Go on. Yes. And so this, well, he's not that young.
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: He's like, you know, they're like 40 and the boyfriend's
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: like 30. And so he's going through all that. He's
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: filed for divorce and everything, has a couple of kids.
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: In the meantime, he's dating Savannah. Savannah and her brother
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: have been saying over and over that our parents didn't
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: deserve this sentence, but also... The situation in the jail
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: is horrible for both of them. So they're in separate jails. Obviously,
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: they're a man and a woman. One thing really interesting
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: about Todd Chrisley is he's gay. He's in a closet.
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: Is that what you were going to say, Heather?
• 13:40
  Speaker 4: And he actually likes it there.
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: And he's having fun.
• 13:44
  Speaker 4: The most fun he's ever had.
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: I thought if I read the report. Do you remember
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: if he was bummed about it? No, of course he
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: would be bummed about it.
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: I read the report that he said there just wasn't
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: enough Hawkeyes in his jail. And that was the issue.
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: I'm sure. Yeah. And she said it was too hot.
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: She said there wasn't air conditioning for her. This was
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: one of those cases that, you know, I got to
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: tell you the best of my memory. I cover a
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: lot of stuff. And it was a thing with people
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: that they, a couple of people that they worked with
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: basically turned on them and went to the government and
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: said that they were doing all these like.
• 14:22
  Speaker 4: It's like tax evading.
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: Tax weird things. And it did appear from what I
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: got that a lot of their businesses and wealth were in, uh,
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: attained in a very griftery way to appear to be
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: richer to have a reality show. Oh, they own a
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: department store. Oh, they're fashionistas, whatever. And then when they
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: got the reality show, which was a very kind of
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: slightly scripted reality show, it felt, I don't even think
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: we were supposed to believe it was a reality show.
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: The only thing that was real is that they were
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: playing themselves. But the scenarios, he'd be like, oh my God, Julie,
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: if I don't get on you and release my manliness
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: inside of you, stop with these kids and grandkids. I
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: need my wife. And then they'd be like, where are
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: we going to do it? And then the camera would
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: find them trying to get into the closet. And the
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: kid would be like, where's my peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
• 15:15
  Speaker 4: That's the one place he knows.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: He knows where that is. He knows exactly where that
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: room is. I mean, God damn. According to Trump in
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: the video I saw, he felt they had an unfair sentence. However,
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: they have been there for a couple of years. So
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: regardless of how you feel, it's not like they got off.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: They've been there for a couple of years and he
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: pardoned them and he did it. And Extra had the
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: exclusive of him calling Savannah and, of course, Savannah and
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: the older brother. And they are raising kids. The little sister.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: The little sister and like.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: Or the grandkid.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: And a grandkid. Yeah, because there's somebody who has a
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: child and the mom's not involved. So they have that person.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: And then they also have their youngest brother who's like
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: a teenager. So the two olders and then there's like
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: one older that's like a little whatever. I don't know.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: But she is a very vocal Trump supporter.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: Julie. Oh, she is. Well, then it paid off.
• 16:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: I mean, I was wondering what, how, why Trump cared
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: about these two. There's so many.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: so many injustices in the world, but I'm glad, thank
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: God that these two are getting pardoned.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Like, you know what I mean?
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: You know, the other, the other one was last time
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: he did it just to give it on the both
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: sides was with the Kim Kardashian. Yeah, that was good.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: And that woman was, you know, so many women are
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: doing these enormously long sentences. And when you look into them,
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: it's like, I was with a drug dealer and I was,
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: you know, and I'm carrying like, so she got off.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: Kim has also over the weekend graduated from law school. Wow.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: So she did the private tutoring and technically has graduated
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: from law school. She still will have to pass the
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: real California bar to actually practice, but good for her.
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: Well, my hope is this, that Trump now goes and
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: just pardons all the reality criminals.
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: I think that we need Jen Shawnees to get out.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: And who else is in there?
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: Well, do we want the blood? Sure.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: Prick lady. One drop. Let's get one drop out. Let's
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: do them all.
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: I mean, I also agree with you.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Wait, one drop wasn't a reality star. We just want
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: to see her on a reality show. But she was
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: not a reality star. That's true.
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: But she's best friends with Jen Shah now.
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: The two of them can go out, do a best friend,
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: best gals reality show.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Move to Utah, yeah.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: Do a thing where she's like the blonde and Jen
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: Shah can be like.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: The coach.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: And they can have a great time. I mean, and
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: I agree with you. for white collar shit, like get
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: there in a year and you're out. Go do, pay
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: your fines. You don't need to be in there for
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: 18 years. However, like now we need to get everybody out.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: We need everybody out now. Let's get all the reality
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: people out.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: But he can't get anyone.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: Can't have one without the other.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: Let's go.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: For the record. Well, I mean, I definitely think Jen
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Shah should be using her contacts to see what she
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: can do. She's been in there a couple years. But
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: they keep lowering her time. They do. I think she's
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: scheduled to get out like January of 2027 now. So,
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: Truly like 18 more months and she could be out
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: and filming with Bravo.
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: Thank God.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: So another crazy story that actually touched the Bravo world.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: There is this guy, this is an awful story, but
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: the person, the victim is alive. But these two guys,
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna say it again, to the best of
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: my ability, because it's crypto and Bitcoin and all that
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: confuses me. Drake had to give me a financial lesson
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: on the way here. I'm like, I still don't really
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: understand it. And basically what he says is crypto is
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: it's a way that you can like trade money without
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: paying taxes. And I know I'm probably saying it wrong.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: Probably freaking out. Who cares? It's a crypto thing.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: It's digital currency and it is used on the dark web.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: So that it's not traceable.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: So we can't just go, here's a million dollars, go
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: kill someone. But on the dark web, you can. And
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: it's via crypto.
• 19:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's good. Thank you for explaining. Okay. So, so anyway,
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: it goes up and down with the, with the stock.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: So sometimes it's up, sometimes down. Cause I was like,
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: I thought this was like, so two years ago and
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: like nobody wanted to deal with it anymore. Well, it's
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: back in anyway. So these two guys have been arrested.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: They were in the crypto world and they had this
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: other guy that had a ton of money in the
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: crypto world. They kidnapped him and physically tortured him. like
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: tied him up, was scaring him with like a chainsaw
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: to get his passwords to his crypto fortune. He managed
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: to escape. I mean, you just don't hear about like
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: men being kidnapped like this.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: And at like a kind of like.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Talk about white collar. I mean, there, these people are white.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: It's a white collar. He gets out. They, they arrest
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: the two men that they believe are responsible for torturing
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: this guy, trying to get his crypto passwords. And this guy,
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: according to page six, Charlie Zakor, he was there while
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: the guy was being arrested. And he often stays at
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: this apartment. according to people, over the last few months.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: And he is part of the new Gen Z cast
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: of Gen Z NYC, or whatever it's called. The Next Gen.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: The Next Gen, which is Kim Zolciak's daughter and Teresa's daughter, Gia,
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: and then a couple of people we don't know that
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: are in that world. Candy Burris is from Atlanta. Her
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: daughter is on it. And they're in New York City
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: trying to do things. Now, I heard this show. They,
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: you know, had trouble. People were inside that it's not
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: that juicy. Well, I mean, you're welcome, Bravo. They're not
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: saying this guy is being arrested or even investigated. But
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: his description is that he's in cryptocurrency.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: And he's connected to the kidnapper.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Yes. And I don't know if they're gay or straight
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: or what, but he definitely knows who the people are,
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: or at least one of the guys who was arrested. Wow.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: And is he in the full cast?
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Do we know? Wow. No, they give a whole description
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: of him. Here's his cast photo.
• 21:13
  Speaker 6: See?
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: Sitting on a garbage can.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Where he belongs. Right. Take your crypto. So that
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: might be a juicy thing to look forward to. Speaking
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: of which, Lexi, who is Dina Manzo's daughter, did an
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: interview with Gia, who has her podcast, and they just
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: talked about how She talked about how she, and I
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: remember this from when I interviewed Dina, how sad it
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: is that Caroline Manzo and Dolores wrote letters supporting her
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: former stepdad, who was convicted of having someone go and
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: attack Dina and her new husband. And they all tracked
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: back to him. But prior to him getting sentenced... Caroline
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Manzo and Dolores and many, many other people, she said,
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: they were not the only ones, wrote letters saying what
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: a great guy he was.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: And- Well, maybe he'll get pardoned.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Let's hope not. Let's hope not for the Dina Manzo.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: So anyway, that was kind of interesting. And then they
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: talked about how, yeah, how the cousins, when your parents
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: hate each other- That sucks. It's really hard to be,
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: because she was, so when Dina divorced her first husband-
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: her dad, she really, you know, needed support. And she
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: moved in with Caroline Manzo. And so Lexi said that
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: the three Manzo kids were like her siblings because for
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: three or four years they all lived under one roof.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: And I remember Dina telling me that. And then the
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: show came.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: I always get it mixed up. Is Dina's husband Caroline's
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: brother or is Dina actual sisters with Caroline?
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: It's so interesting. Okay. Caroline and Dina are kind of
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: bookends to 10 kids. Caroline's one of the oldest and
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: she's either the youngest or one of the youngest. They
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: are real sisters. A hundred percent. Caroline married Manzo. Albie.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Albie Manzo. Dina married Lexi's dad. They get divorced. Dina
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: and Lexi move into the house. She's, you know, obviously
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: knows her sister-in-laws, her sister's husband, but the husband, the,
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Her sister's husband, Albie Manzo, has a brother named Tommy.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: And he starts coming around and seeing her all the time.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: And they fall in love. Oh, that's why they have
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: the same husband. And they get married. And he allegedly
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: wasn't a good husband.
• 23:44
  Speaker 6: Oh, okay.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: And cheated and whatnot. So they get divorced. But he
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: wasn't happy with that, allegedly. And... then orchestrated an attack on,
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: which one of the attacks was just the new husband alone.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: And one of them involved, she was there for it.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: And that's why she got a nose job and everything,
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: because she was beat up. And her engagement ring from
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: the new husband was the only thing stolen, not the
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: husband's Rolex, not other jewelry, just the ring. And it
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: was like, no, I'm not involved. And they were able
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: to track it back. to this mobster who got an
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: amazing deal to have his wedding at the Brownstone.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Wow. So there is a lot there.
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: There's a lot.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Maybe Lexi will join the thing.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they should have her.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's very pretty. Dina lives in Malibu. I know
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Dina probably wants nothing to do with Housewives, and that's
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: why she allegedly didn't attend Teresa's wedding, because she just
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: didn't want to be on camera and stuff. But, you know,
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: I would love to hear and see more from her. Yes.
• 25:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: I think they should get Danielle Staub's daughter, too, who's
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: also gorgeous.
• 25:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: She has two gorgeous daughters.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 25:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: There's enough of those children. Also, Kelly Bessamone's kids. We
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: forgot Brooke's Marks.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: And then, of course, Ali Shapiro. Yeah, there's a million
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: of them.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: That's what I think.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: I think they're just trying to... Looking for a getaway
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: that's truly special?
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: Ireland's Blue Book has just what you need. From country
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: houses to boutique hotels, from romantic castles to historic hideaways,
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: relax and indulge yourself in award-winning dining and warm hospitality.
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: Visit irelandsbluebook.com to plan your next luxury escape.
• 25:53
  Speaker 6: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 25:56
  Speaker 6: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 25:59
  Speaker 6: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
• 26:03
  Speaker 6: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Life is one long lesson of chaos. I'm heading to
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: the Emmys, and I have police complaints filed against me.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: what would you.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Do if it was given back?
• 26:17
  Speaker 6: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 26:20
  Speaker 6: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: He said, I have a work dad. I need a
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: home dad.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: What happens next?
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: When I came in, he started crying. Everybody in life
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: encounters hardships.
• 26:30
  Speaker 6: What defines them is not those hard moments that they
• 26:33
  Speaker 6: go through. It's about what happens next.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: I decided to risk it all.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: I realized how valuable every day was. You're worth the work.
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
• 26:44
  Speaker 6: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 26:48
  Speaker 6: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Anyway, this is my new favorite thing. TJ Lovelady. I
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: don't know if this person is the only one doing
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: this or what, but let's give him credit. He has created,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: figured a way for AI to make baby versions of
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: classic housewife reunion moments. And I love it so much.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Like Andy's face is so freaking cute. I just want
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: to like, I know it's not real. But it's so fun.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: And so in this one, this was my favorite. Who's
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: going to check me, boo? And I mean, look at
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: the little fat arm. So please, you guys, subscribe to
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: my YouTube because you would get all this and share it.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: And the photos are really enhancing our lives here. So
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: this is She by Sheree. And then go back and forth.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: It's a little baby version, too. of him talking about.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: And then when she's like, you said you were going
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: to have a helicopter drop me at my own party
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: because here's a party planner who's going to check me out. Oh,
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: that's right. And then they somehow are able to also
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: include this little baby AI grabbing like a Lego helicopter.
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: Oh my God.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: I need, I'm in, I'm in. And then also in
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: the reunion, they have the women, like the Atlanta women,
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: grabbing like bedazzled sippy cups.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: It is the most genius thing.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Then I've seen, like, What's His Butt with the podcast,
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: I told you guys, where the, you know, with the mullet.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Theo Vaughn.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: Theo Vaughn.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: Like, his clips are funny anyway, but they'll take ones
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: that really aren't that funny, or they're just whatever, and
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: now he's a baby doing it, and I can just sit,
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I actually.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Wish this was the whole podcast, and I'll just watch it. Well,
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: I have Drake working on the video aspect, but... In
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: a quick moment, we were able to bring you this.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: And this is just from today.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: Why does Julie look exactly like her?
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Julie and Brandy as babies.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Like the thing about Julie is that does she look
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: like a baby now? Is she a grown toddler? Because
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: that looks exactly like her.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: Amazing. That looks exactly like you. Look, you have necklaces.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: It's so good. That literally looks exactly like you. I
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: cannot deal with your necklaces.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: I have a bracelet on or a watch.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: I feel like when I started the Barbie thing, that
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: was amazing. I was the only one. And then I
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: was like, nobody even knows I'm doing this and it's
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: a lot of work. and I just don't have time
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: and everything has a moment. The 10 years of Juicy Scoop,
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to do the same thing over and
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: over again. And people then started to do the Barbie
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: stuff as well. And I really had a great woman
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: help me. She would get the outfits, figure out what
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: they were doing, and we would do all the dolls.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: And I would go to Target, and I would look
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: at the faces, and sometimes I would thicken the brow
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: myself and do the hair, and then she would send
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: me the outfits. And so I feel like then other
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: people did it, and they did it even better because
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: I would do the voices. But then they just overlaid
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: the Barbies with the actual audio and did a great job.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Very entertaining. But, you know, for right now, 2025, it's
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: about the babies. It's about the babies. It's about the babies.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: We'll get tired of this. You know, they also do
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: old person version. Not nearly as fun. No one wants
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: to see yourself old.
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: No, absolutely not.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: We want to see ourselves as fat babies under four.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: Do you remember that app that went around? where people
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: would be like, oh, my God, and then show, like,
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: look at it. It was the aging app, and I'd
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: be like, put that on me and lose your actual life.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: I'll just look in the mirror. I'll just go look.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: In the mirror.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: I don't need you to.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, why do I want to see myself as 80?
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: Hey, you guys, here's what I look like with cancer.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: I don't want it.
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: I don't want it. It makes me sad.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: But this makes me happy. Makes me so... It's the
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: cutest thing I've ever seen. It's the cutest thing. Okay,
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: I want to give you a little update on the
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: Diddy trial, because.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: This actually is part of one of the many civil
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: lawsuits of people claiming they were sexually assaulted. And another
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: person has been named in this one particular assault, which
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: involves a male victim. And that is P. Diddy and.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: Farnsworth Bentley.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Farnsworth Bentley. So to remind people that have been following
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: pop culture for at least the last 20 years... There was,
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: or even more than that, maybe because this guy would
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: walk around. So Pete Diddy would all of a sudden
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: was had his house in the Hamptons. And there was
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: this time where it's like, oh my gosh, this is the, like,
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: it's like the great Gatsby in the Hamptons, but with
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: like Super successful black people of all industries, but the
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: music industry. And again, dressed to the nines, all of this.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: And part of it was where we'd see P. Diddy
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: walking around, dressed like the Great Gatsby, with this guy
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: just carrying the umbrella so not to be bothered by
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: the sunlight. So when we wrote White Chicks, somebody said,
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: we got to have... The P. Diddy character.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: The butler.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Because nobody knew who that was. So in developing Terry
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Crews' character, who was a rich black guy but only
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: wanted to date white women, and that's why he goes
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: after Marlon Wayne's character who's dressing as a white woman,
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: we had this other guy that... And he was like
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: an actor and part of our group, but he was
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: perfect to cast because he was a contributing writer, I
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: think too, as the umbrella person. So, I mean, literally
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: this is this, like we basically reenacted this scene of
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: having him like come around and do all that based
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: on all of this. So he has fallen off of
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: any kind of public life since like 2003, this guy,
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: and he's married. with children. To a woman? To a woman. Wow,
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: that's a shocker. And seemed to have a very traditional life.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: So we'll see what happens with this civil case. But
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: that is something of a face from the past that
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: has now emerged. Because people from his past are hoping
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: not to be emerging.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: Well, I do want to say that last time we
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: were here, we discussed the Met Gala, which was black dandyism.
• 33:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: And his name was coming up a lot, Farnsworth Bentley.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: In the discussion around the Met Gala. Because he was
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: very early, early days bringing that back.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: Right. And that's what it was. I mean, that's why
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: this whole thing that we were saying, amazing. So, little
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: updates on this. Diddy's ex-assistant named Capricorn Clark, she took
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: the stand. She, to just sum it up, she... talked
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: a lot about how she was threatened. She worked for him,
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: but then she would be accused of stealing stuff. And
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: then they'd put her in a room and make her
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: take polygraph tests. And they're like, if you don't pass
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: the polygraph test, you're going to be thrown in a
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: river and never heard from again. And then I guess
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: she would pass the polygraph test and then she'd continue
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: working and that she was fearful. But then of course
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: the defense brings up a text where she's like, Hey,
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: chocolate is what she used to call Sean Combs. Um,
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: you know, did I ever tell you I had, before
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: I started working for you, I had a major crush
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: on you and I feel like we had a missed opportunity.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: And then that text, according to the fence, came way
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: after all this awful stuff that she had been through. So,
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: you know, then Suge Knight had done a call from
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: prison to TMZ. He is saying, yes, you know, I
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: believe all this because his name keeps coming up. There's
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: just so much, I'm not going to try to cover
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: every little moment. Um, But her quote was, he said,
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: if you fail this test, they're going to throw you
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: in the East River. Oh. And there was a lot
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: of that stuff of like, I think that you stole
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: and now you have to take a test, which is
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: a lie detector test or something like that, which, you know,
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: at the same time, these same people were responsible for
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: buying all the baby oil. And like, what did you
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: take a bottle of baby oil? That's what I was thinking.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: Just the paranoidness that, you know, just that. Loving to
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: make someone take a test. Loving, threatening. Yeah.
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: He's such a.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: And I'm sure paying people well, which is why they're staying.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: Yes. And then the Kid Cudi thing, to remind you guys,
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: so Kid Cudi was seeing Cassie on the side while
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: she was at his beck and call to do these,
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: you know, sex parties or freak-offs. And when Sean Combs
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: found out, he took another person and a gun, allegedly,
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: to Kid Cudi's house, went into Kid Cudi's house, and
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: then someone like Kid Cudi know, hey, Sean Combs is
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: at your house. Kid Cudi went to the house and
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: they had some type of confrontation or whatever. But when
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: he got there, along with threatening him with everything, this
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: is the weirdest part, Sean Combs had opened his Christmas
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: gifts under the tree. There were presents for, like, under
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: Kid Cudi's tree, like he did, like, a Grinch. And, like,
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: he was just, like, opening them up. And it's just like, what?
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: And so then he left, and then later on his
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: car was blown up. But then, of course, the defense
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: says there's no way to prove that that was ordered
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: by him.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: This is when we're sad that Chappelle's show's not still around. Oh,
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: my God. Because that right there, him doing P. Diddy,
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: walking in and opening all the gifts in a bit
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: of rage.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: Unreal J-Lo this was an old video of J-Lo talking
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: about Diddy and you know I think it was like
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: not Barbara Walters but the other pretty blonde that would
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: do all the interviews back then you know who I
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: mean and she's like was Sean Combs the one that
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: got away and J-Lo's like uh no no what was
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: it um we just didn't want the same things as
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: far as like family and future together and I realized
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: I needed to have more respect for myself and it's
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: not what I wanted. And it's so crazy because, you know,
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: he really helped put her on the map as a singer.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: She showed up in the green dress, the white low pants.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: That's when her music started. And then they broke up.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: And the resemblance of J-Lo during this time and Cassie,
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: who he got right after, and Cassie was basically, you know,
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: was younger and he could manipulate her and then he
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: got her her one song and then signed her to
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: a 10-year contract in which she recorded 100 songs and
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: none of which we ever heard.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: And a 10-record deal is unheard of.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: What, is she supposed to work for you until she's
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: 80 and then he never released any of the music?
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: He completely, like, had her basically kidnapped in plain sight.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, also, I remember I went to a house... It
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: was a friend of a Bravo celebrity invited me to
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: a house that their very wealthy friend had just bought.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: And this was about a year ago. And it was P.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Diddy's old house. Absolutely stunning. Several levels overlooking the view
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: off of like the Holland area. And and then there
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: was like one drawer that was like for Diddy only like.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: in a drawer that just said this. And this is
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: a year ago, or a year and a half ago,
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: so there wasn't really all this out there. And so
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: the woman who bought it was like, I just thought
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: that was so great. I'm like, keep it.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: It was like special dildo.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: A bunch of drugs.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: A gun.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: More baby oil.
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: Knives.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Nipple clamps. The daughters graduated from Campbell Hall this weekend,
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: his daughters. And, you know, they went to prom and
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: everything and, you know, awkward. conversation if, like, you're there
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: and the mom taking, the sons were there like, and
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: what do your parents do? Also really weird, I saw this.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: When Kim Porter, their mother, was alive, they were young girls,
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: but they were not on the internet, didn't have any Instagram,
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: according to what I found. So just, I think I'm
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: 99% right that this person presented the correct information, but
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: that literally the day that she passed or very shortly
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: after the girl started there, the Combs sisters, the Combs twins,
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: YouTube page and started their online presence.
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: The day after the mother died.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: She said within a few days.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: I think it was the day, but just to be safe,
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: I'm going to say a couple days. But it was
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: literally like they were not, they had no online presence
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: when she was alive. And then suddenly they did.
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: Oh, because he didn't just care what they did?
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: Like, what do you think? I think he was probably
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: okay or encouraging it maybe. I don't know. I don't know.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Leveraging their freedom. And leveraging their loyalty to him. And
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: I mean, look, the kids want him to get off.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Of course, because the whole goal of this is to
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: prove that Bad Boys Enterprise was a criminal enterprise. And therefore,
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: if the government proves their case, the $ 400 million could
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: go to, or $ 400 billion or whatever it is, I
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: don't even know, no, maybe not $ 400 billion, $ 400 million
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: at least, could be seized by the government, which is
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: their five or six kids' inheritance, yeah, and what they
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: would live off.
• 41:08
  Speaker 6: That sucks.
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: I mean, the kids should get something.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: So there you go. J-Lo, the AMAs... Appears to have
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: been a real weird situation. So this one girl I followed,
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: she popped up. She said, I got a thing. Do
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: you want to be one of the screaming fans on
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: the red carpet for the AMAs? We'll pay you $ 100.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: And she was like, all right. She brought her girlfriend.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: She's young, like 25. And then they said, actually, we
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: don't have $ 100 for you, but we will get you
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: and plus one to be able to sit in the
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: audience to the free show. So they're like, sure, why not? Like,
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: how fun? So it was very weird. The red carpet
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: was very weird. They said the only person that would
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: come over and was nice to them and say hi
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: and take a photo was Heidi Montag with Spencer, of course.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: And then what I saw is almost everybody that was
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: nominated didn't go. Taylor Swift was completely snubbed by any
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: nomination or win, maybe. Maybe she was nominated, she didn't
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: win anything. Not even like Best Tour. And so she
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: wasn't there. All the main winners... the big names, they
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: all did their wins by Zoom, like video. Thanks. And
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: then it was hosted by JLo. And she did this,
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: I watched the whole opening and she did like a
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: little song of something where she held the note for
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: really long. Like, I think this was her moment to
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: prove I can sing because there's always those things of
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: her being like, and then I was, oh shit. You know,
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: that like, people have that like audio of her, like, oh, that's,
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: that's terrible.
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: And whatever.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: So she sat, so people cheered. And then she did this,
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: I mean, I can't even imagine, now I'm not a dancer,
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: how long it took her and these dancers to come
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: up with like this four minute dance routine to all
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: of the hottest songs of the year. Oh, cool. And
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: the dancing was amazing. And I'm like, I can't, I mean, really,
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: she is like an incredible specimen for being 55 years old,
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: like the way she dances, looking great. But Again, just, like, odd. Like,
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: just everything about it seemed like it was kind of
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: an odd situation. It was weird that it was Memorial Day.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: I don't think that's a great day to hold, like,
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: an awards ceremony. If you want bad viewership, that would
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: be the day to host it, to have it.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: And, yeah, so.
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: The music awards general this year just seem, or maybe
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: it's just awards show in general, just seem like they're
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: dying or.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: I think it's just weird. Yeah. Yeah, I think it's a, yeah.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: And then, I don't know, it just also makes me think, like,
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: everyone's pushed it too far also on the red carpet.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: Like we're sick of you and your bullshit.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: Chapel Roan. I don't even think she came. Probably not.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: There were very few people. It was like James Charles. Like,
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: that's it.
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: Like another one, like save it, keep it, stay home.
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: Like we don't need you, but it's just like, it's,
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: there's something, I don't know if it was this year.
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: Just everyone just kind of like went their outfit. Everything
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: just was, it's like everything else. It's like, there's fatigue.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: There's like music.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: I wonder if there are people are like, don't even
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: go because you're going to be asked something. And if
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: you say the wrong thing, politically, maybe it's like, you know,
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: chapel wrong. Yeah. You can't, you can't win in this situation.
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: Cause everyone on a red carpet is wearing a pin
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: or a thing or like, Or, here's my beliefs.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And, like, make sure you know that I'm... Yeah.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: Karen Reid, you guys. Give it. Well, to just catch
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: you up, the prosecution is now presenting the lamest reenactment
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: that you've ever seen of how they believe she backed
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: up and hit him.
• 45:03
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: According to the experts on the prosecution side, there is
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: a backup at that time of where her car was
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: going 24 miles an hour. And they believe that's when
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: she intentionally hit him, killed him, left him to die.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: And so they're like showing almost like the black box
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: of the car or whatever, all the different times. And
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: so in, or, but the, the biggest question has been
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: if a car hit you, this SUV and at that
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: speed and hence that's what broke your taillight. And as
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: you lay back there, why are there no broken chest bones?
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: Because the body, so they do a reenactment.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: Is it a drawing? Is it human beings?
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: Are we doing a grounding sketch here? You would think
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: it would be like an AI type of like... Is
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: it babies? No, it's a guy that dressed up in
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: his clothes that night.
• 46:07
  Speaker 6: Nope.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: And they filmed a video of him like holding an
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: open cocktail glass and saying, okay, this is how it
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: would happen. And the scratch marks on the arm came
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: from the broken arm. taillight and glass. And of course
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: the defense says, no, the scratch marks are from a dog. Well,
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: I was just with Michael Goldstein, Shannon's husband. And I
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: see all these scratch marks on their hands. I said,
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: your arm looks like John O'Keefe's arm. And he goes, oh,
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: that's Lola, the dog. She just gets too excited and
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: whatever when he's playing ball with her and he scratches her.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: So they, you know, of course defense thinks she left him.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: He walked out of the car, went into the house,
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: never came out because he got in an altercation. This
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: German shepherd that has been rehomed and no one's found
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: his new home. So they think, you know, then maybe
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: he died there, stumbled out there. And then to set,
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: to cover it up, they put him out in the
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: snow so that she would come looking for him and think,
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: since I dropped him off, I might have maybe inadvertently
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: hit him. Okay. Or They did get in an altercation,
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: and then he walked out to see where she was,
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: slipped and fell or was bleeding, and then died in
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: the snow. And nobody knew he died in the snow
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: until they all arrived looking for him that morning. And therefore,
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: the sister-in-law of the house didn't go into the house because.
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: She knew there had been a fight or something.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: Or, yeah. Nothing happened. Or the other thing is, the
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: other theory is she did hit him and didn't know it.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: He died there. And when they realized that he was
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: dead on the front lawn, all the people, they all
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: erased all their stuff. This is kind of my latest theory,
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: but I don't necessarily think it's a good one. But
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: I'm just talking about if I was like in the
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: jury room and everybody's like talking that maybe then because
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: they were all drunk driving, because they were all possibly swingers,
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: because they might do recreational drugs, because they might do
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: some dirty cop stuff. They were like, holy shit, a
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: guy we were partying with last night is dead. everybody
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: cover up their shit right and.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: Throw your phone into a vat of acid yeah we
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: were just partying we were not doing coke we didn't
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: get in a fight i didn't bash his brains in
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: the dog didn't bite him none of it happened all
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: right right so we're gonna get out of here and
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: we're gonna go.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: The thing is though if they saw him out there
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: he wasn't dead yet for a while because he died
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: of freezing in the snow.
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: Hypothermia.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: The other thing is he may have not, they may
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: have not seen him. Everyone's like, how could you not
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: see him? I'm like, I don't know. It's dead of night.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: You guys had 14 drinks. And it's like in the corner.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: So I'm like, okay, so then here's the other thing.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: They didn't know he was dead, the people that are
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: at the house. She calls her friend, Jen McCabe, who
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: is the sister-in-law of the people whose house the party
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: was at. Crazy, freaking out. Where is he? Where is he?
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: And then... They, she's, so then, then she's like, where,
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: oh my God, we don't know where he is. Let's
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: go back. Maybe he was walking home and a car
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: hit him or whatever. So then they see that he's dead.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: And at that point, Jen McCabe then alerts the group,
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: he's dead. Let's just say we never saw him. Because
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: we don't want to be, and they already think it's her.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: She probably, you know, so let's just leave it on her.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: And the other theory is, the other theory is, it's like, is,
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: and this was Drake's. He's like, I think that the
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: prosecution now knows that they should have probably never brought
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: this case. That's right, Drake. And they almost want to
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: lose it. They almost want to lose it and have
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: her get off. And I think, well, that's why her
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: attorneys are sticking with her because if she does get off,
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: you better believe there's going to be a civil suit
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: against the city for putting her through three years of hell.
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: One million percent.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: Another quick sucky theory, which sucks kind of along with
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: your last one, Heather, is that he actually got hit
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: by a snowplow. Because the thing was, oh, they were
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: going to put him out there so it made it
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: look like he got hit by a snowplow. Because remember
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: that snowplow driver who... became the hero. And they're like,
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: you know, Scully is not going to pay for a
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: drink for the next two years. I'm like, maybe he
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: did it. Maybe he did get hit by a snowplow.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: That's where the snow is getting plowed. It was a
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: huge blizzard that night.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: It's odd to me. Yes. That a group of cops.
• 50:42
  Speaker 6: Cops.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: Cops. You're hot.
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're hot.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: You're wicked hot in Canton. Massachusetts.
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: The flat ass.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that love to do their bullshit, right? She's a babe.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: She's got a flat ass. She's crazy, whatever.
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: We know from all the movies that when people try
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: and cover something up, even if they accidentally did something
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: or whatever, it makes it worse for you.
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: The cops get on you.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: Then the cops, the cops, the cops.
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: These are actual cops.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: They know better. They know. Not only that, they're corrupt.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: They know they can get away with anything they want
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: in that town, and everyone knows it. So the fact
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: that they are running scared... blares to me, and if
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: I were in the jury, I would say I will
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: never vote her guilty. There's too much reasonable doubt. Absolutely not.
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: They're covering up their shit. They killed the dog. They've
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: covered the pool. They sold the house.
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: That ended up being not true about the pool.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: They didn't cover the pool. That was a lie. Then
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: they went. I also think selling your house under value
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: is not suspicious. If something crazy happened in your house
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: and people are there taking photos of it every day,
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: you're like, fuck it, let's just get out of here.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: I do see that whether you're innocent or not. That's
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: the only thing that I don't think is suspicious. So quickly.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: But okay. But okay.
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: Let's give that the benefit of the doubt for that.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't want our kids harassed. You got rid
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: of the dog.
• 52:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: Just that alone and no one can find the dog?
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: What about the cop across the street who couldn't find
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: his ring cam footage or whatever?
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: Another cop. You are covering your.
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: Tracks, and if you were an upstanding person who believed
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: that an accident occurred, which was no one's actual fault,
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: then you wouldn't be doing this.
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: But you're all.
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: Guilty of something, and maybe you didn't kill him, but
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: you are complicit in his death.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: And that is, I believe, what's going on. I believe
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: that OJ killed... Ron Goldman and Nicole Simpson. I also
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: believe there is strong evidence that there might have been
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: some extra evidence planted to seal the deal. So I
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: do think that can happen. I do think that they
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: then was like, oh, let's make sure there's some of
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: the red taillight where the body was found.
• 53:03
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: Because there has to be enough there. And then they
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: tried to charge her with first degree murder, which that's
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: when it all went off the rails.
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: It's just ridiculous.
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: Because you're sexist and you're misogynist and you couldn't just
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: be like, oh, she drove drunk and accidentally hit him
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: with the car and have it be done, have her
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: do three years. No, you've got to pretend that she
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: sat down and masterminded some murder of him.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: After he went in your house? That was the biggest
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: mistake of all.
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: She'd be in jail right now. And she'd be out
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: in a year. But they had to make it in
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: some psycho girlfriend with a flat ass that killed one
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: of Boston's finest. Get the fuck out of here, losers.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: Let's see what will happen. Okay, Sherry Papini. There's a
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: new show on ID Network. There was already a Hulu
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: documentary on it. I've talked about it at Nauseam. This
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: is the blonde girl that went for a jog and
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: then never came home until the day before Thanksgiving. And
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: her husband and her whole family thought she was dead
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: after 22 days. Turns out they track it back for
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: a year and a half. He's kissing her wounds and
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: thinks he's the luckiest man in the world that she
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: is home. And then they bring them in and they're like,
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: we know the truth. And the cops say, the truth
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: is you were talking to an old high school boyfriend.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: You told him you were being abused. He came to
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: pick you up. You staged this thing because you seek attention.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: You told him to go to Michael's and get a
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: branding thing, and you cut and branded yourself and cut
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: your hair and was watching the news every day and
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: did scratches every day. And then realized, okay, I do
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: want to go home, so just drop me off the
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: day before Thanksgiving because I want sweet potatoes. And then
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: your first lie was two Mexican women. Now, maybe she
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: didn't say lesbians, but the drawing looked pretty... Listen, if
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: it looks and talks, you know what I mean?
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: What are you going to do?
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: And so... And I was always like, I immediately thought, well,
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: if you're setting out to traffic her because she's young
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: and blonde and pretty and could pass off as a teenager,
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: why would you cut off her golden locks and brand
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: her and make her look like shit? If you wanted
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: to stick her in a hotel room to be horribly trafficked,
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: drug her up, why would you make her look ugly?
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: So then they never found the women. But when she
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: would describe the room she was in and stuff, She
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: would describe the room she was in, which was this
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: room like in Huntington Beach, like in this apartment, this
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: small house that the guy owned. She goes to jail
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: for that. He divorces her. He is got his own,
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: you know, he's got the custody of the kids, but she,
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: I think, can kind of see him. She's trying to
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: see him. Now she does a new doc. Just like
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: Casey Anthony. Like, listen, I know production is down in
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: Los Angeles, but are we just going to suddenly like
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: all of a sudden is Jussie Smollett going to tell
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: the 10th version of his story next? And then like
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: every person that, you know, has come clean is like,
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: but let me come clean again. Right. Or, oh, actually,
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: this is what happened. An entirely different story than that
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: was ever told to the cops. ever told to their attorneys,
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: ever told to anyone in the jail. Now she says,
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: because I was like, I don't know if I have
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: the patience to have them walk me through, because you
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: know 80% is going to be everything I just told you.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: I know what happened. I know how she showed up
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: on the day before Thanksgiving. I just want to know
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: what is a new thing she said. So this is
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: what she said. Husband was awful, totally controlling, wouldn't let
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: her even speak in the house.
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: Wouldn't let her see her boyfriend?
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah. She did a post-nup saying if she was ever
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: caught cheating- she would give up custody of the kids.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know if that's even possible, that a lawyer
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: would even allow someone to sign that, but whatever, that's
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: what she says. But she was. She started talking to
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: the old boyfriend named James. But now she says, I
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: never told him to come pick me up. He showed
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: up on my jog and kidnapped me and brought me
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: to the house. That poor guy. Brought me to the
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: house and then... wouldn't let me go and tortured me.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: But once I was released, I didn't want to say,
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: when she first said it was the Mexican women, I
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: didn't want to say it was this guy because then
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: it would prove I was at least having an emotional affair,
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: which would constitute cheating. Via the post-nup, I would lose
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: my kids automatically. So I went along with the lie.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: And even when I found out that this guy was involved,
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: I still didn't want to say it anything else because
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: I was scared I'd lose my kids. But you did
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: lose your kids because you went to prison for 18 months.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: And the guy didn't speak on the documentary because he's like,
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: I've already been tricked and felt like an asshole taking
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: care of this girl and going to Michael's.
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: Well, she's definitely going to be on Dancing with the Stars.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: For sure.
• 57:59
  Speaker 4: She's definitely going to be on Dancing with the Stars.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: I don't think people are believing her. I don't know
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: that she's going to be beloved. But she is starting
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: a podcast with Hilarious.
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: I'm telling you, Dancing with the Stars, she's on the way.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: She's on the way. It's crazy. There's your other new
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: reality show. It's called No Filters, Truth Only. Oh, my God.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: From accents to kidnapping. Yeah, they just lie. We just
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: do it all. Yeah, we do it all.
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: She only got 18 months.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: Their first guest is Blake Lively. How do you say?
• 58:26
  Speaker 4: It's Hilaria Baldwin, right?
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: I'm Sherry Papini. How do you say? It's so great
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: to be here, Hilaria. Oh, my God. Your kids are beautiful.
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: I wish I could see them, but I can't because.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: My husband told me if I ever talked to anyone
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: that wasn't my husband, I would lose custody. And therefore,
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: that's why I had to lie about a 22-day kidnapping.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: That is so horrible.
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: That is so horrible. Gracias for being here. That is
• 58:50
  Speaker 4: so terrible.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: It is. It is.
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: I know that with my 17 kids, like, I'm always
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: telling Alec, like, viva, viva, viva.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: And he's like, what?
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: Because he doesn't understand me because of my English, my
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: second language. How hard was it for you when you
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: were going on your jog? And that ex came and
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: just took you away.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: It was... hilarious.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: It was terrifying.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: And I don't like the way I've been portrayed in
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: the media. What do you want to tell everyone about
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: the truth about your manners? I am just a mom
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: that like to work out. Me too.
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: Yo tambien.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: Yo tambien. Yo tambien. That's why we're launching this podcast
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: because we're going to talk about working out. Working out. Wellness. Wellness. NAD.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: It's a great supplement for staying healthy. NAD. A lot
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: of people are talking about it. Yeah.
• 59:37
  Speaker 5: NAD.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: NAD.
• 59:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: NAD. And just motherhood. And it's a no filter podcast.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: Accents and kidnappings on iHeartRadio. Boom. Done.
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: Accents and kidnappings.
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: Just liar, liar.
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: They should have Jesse Smollett will be on.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: We got Blake Lively.
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: Get the Chrisleys back on.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: Get the Chrisleys on.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: You can interview people from prison.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: Jen Shaw. Yeah, Jen Shaw.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: Then they're going to go in the middle and be like, Nutrafall.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: With my hair.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: I do love Nutrafall.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: We do too.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: Hey.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: We love Nutrafall too.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: Okay. Drake found this and I thought it was brilliant.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: So it popped up in his For You page because
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: we do live close to Calabasas. But it was a
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: video of some people eating and it said, if your
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: name is Megan and you live in Calabasas, your friends
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: haven't stopped talking shit about you for 20 minutes straight.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: Time for some new friends. It had 13,000 hearts after
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: like an hour. Oh, my God. Megan in Calabasas. And
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: no one came. Now, I've seen this with, like, your
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: man is on a trip and if your man is
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: flying from Texas to whatever, he's talking to this girl
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: saying that, you know, he's a widow. Oh, I saw that.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: I saw that. I saw that.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: And they found that. But normally they do it with cheating.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: Right. But I... This... This scares the shit out of me.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: If your name is Heather. Yeah.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 4: Can you imagine?
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: Just so you know, this is not us. Our friend
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: Megan does not live in Calabasas.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: But I wonder if Megan in Calabasas knows. Did she
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: comment on there.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: And goes, hey guys, it's me, Megan. If you are
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: Megan from Calabasas, I am inviting you to come on
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: Juicy Scoop with a friend and let's see what the
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: issue was. Yes. Why?
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: Like, hey. Oh, my God.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: That's what podcasts are for. That's what podcasts are for.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: It's talking. The old way was talking behind each other's backs.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: Maybe someone put you on a three-way call and you
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: could hear it. The new way is you just get
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: your own podcast and then you just talk about each
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: other and then you can play it at your own
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: leisure of what your friends actually think of you. I
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: like this lane for you.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: We saw it in the lift where you were kind
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: and compassionate and understanding and listened to all sides.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: I feel this is a... Heather, therapist Heather.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 4: And you bring them on and work it out.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: Can this friendship be saved? Listen, I would have loved...
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: I would like to know, not anymore because now I know,
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: but when I found out that actually my friends didn't
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: like me, I was like, oh my God, I wish
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: I would have known. I wish I would have known.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: If you would have told me, I could have fixed something.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: But now I'm like, well, I'm glad I don't have
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: you in my life. But I think this is juicy.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: These people look young too. So this is like a
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: young person. So what is it? What kind of shit
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: was it? It could be- Megan thinks she is the-
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: Fucking shit.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 4: Every time she walks in, it's like.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: You know. Or it could be Megan has these new
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: friends and, you know, she's ignoring us. We don't know
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: what it is.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: I've been friends with her since third grade and she
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: dropped me just like that, like nothing, just because she
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: had a boyfriend.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: It could be very Mormon wives where it's like she
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: thinks she's the queen of the group.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: She thinks she's the queen of mom talk.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: Or it could just be them talking about her or
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: like just ripping on her. I can't. I had to
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: mute her. I couldn't see her. She brags all the time.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: All she does is brag about her stupid life. She
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: has to air one every day. Like, I'm sorry that
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: you're like wealthier than us. Like, that's insane.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 4: We don't eat $ 20 strawberries, Megan.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: We just like eat normal, like sushi three times a week.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: Someone found her in the comments. I hope so.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: They had to have.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: And I want them to come on. I hope that
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: somebody finds them and they come on so you can do.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: Your new thing. Oh my God, I was telling Drake,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: he's like, how was the dinner last night at Nobu?
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: And I go, well, you know, it is just, you know,
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: a beautiful setting and it's very expensive. But you go
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: there on a special occasion and the food is good,
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: but you're paying for the expensive real estate. Okay, that's why.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: It's not going to be the same as if you
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: get sushi and recita. Okay, it just is not.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: So, however, I said, I saw a young girl and
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: her friend come from their private school, wearing their sweatshirts,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: saying their, just, I'm kind of craving sushi. You just
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: want to hit up Nobu? I was like, at the
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: best table, sitting there at the best table. I hear
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: Peter and I saved up our whole lives to go
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: to Nobu for 25 years of marriage. And these girls
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: are just like, hey, can we just have some more
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: crispy rice with spicy tuna?
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 4: That is delicious there, though.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: That is the best.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: It is the actual best. And whatever that corn thing is,
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: it's amazing.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw the corn thing too late. Because there's
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: corn things down on the menu. You've got to ask
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: for the corn. I really get one of it. Well,
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: the girls got the corn. Of course they did.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: But by the time you ordered it, we're out of it.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: When we've been there, too, it's full families just having
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: their normal dinner.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: We'd go out to Applebee's.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: As a family. It's Tuesday night. They're just out with
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: three kids, two parents. Maybe the girls are studying for finals.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: It's just like, you know what I could go for?
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: Let's go over the canyon. Let's see. Love Hotel. We
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: are watching. So one of the guys, which I'm not
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: gonna say the name, but a friend of mine dated
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: for many years. And at least back then, which was
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: seven years ago, he was not setting the world on fire.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: But the women thought he was.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: Uh-huh, because he wore a scarf and chiseled his beard
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: to make it look like he had a job.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: Because he was a liar?
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: Why he wasn't doing well? No, I'm just saying, yeah,
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: but who knows? Maybe he does better now. Lots could
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: happen in seven years, so I don't want to say that.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: But I also think the guys that agree to go,
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: I mean, just imagine, like, a businessman you know that's like,
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: you know what I'd like to do? The only one
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: I know is Peter. Yeah, and I don't think Peter
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: would want to go, you know, but hey, it's a
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: free trip. So if you're really successful, like, are you
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: going on a free trip? I don't know. I'm thinking
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: the contestants didn't get paid. They just got a free trip.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: And then they have to woo these women. And maybe
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: why not? I'm enjoying the show, so I say I
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: hope more guys come.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: But obviously it's, you know, maybe one or two turn
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: out to be, like, an actual catch. But I don't know.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: Well, first of all, there's a few of them that
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: are gay and are there for the housewives of it all,
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: for sure.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: Like, hey, what do you do?
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 4: It's like, oh, my God.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: Gay guy.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: But they all act like they've never heard of Housewives.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: That's where you go.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: I'm like, how do you know?
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: I think they're telling him to say I've never heard
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: of Housewives. Everyone. You're on the show. You know. Starring
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: four housewives. And you flew there for three hours. You
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: didn't think to, like, download Peacock? Yeah. And, like, watch it? Like,
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: how could you not? Like, you're not on trial where
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: they take your... I mean, once you get there, I'm
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: sure they take your phone away. But, like, you had
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: time to, like, research.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: These are not the days of, like... And also, you
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 3: don't have... There's several of them, like, I don't even
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: have a TV.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: Like.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: That's not a flex. You're annoying. I don't have a TV,
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: but I'm going to agree to go on a TV show.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: Why would you be on a TV show? Yeah. Well,
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: you do have a TV. You've got three TVs.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 6: Okay?
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: And you've got a TV in your car probably, too.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: You liar.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: And you know who housewives are, because everybody at least
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: knows who they are.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Like, this whole thing of the guys, and they're like, housewife? Um, nah. Just, no.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: Come on.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: And they had to have been told, because otherwise they
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: thought they were showing up to Love Island.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And they were like, uh.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: this isn't where I thought I was going, okay? I
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: thought Ariana was going to walk out and I was
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: going to have a bunch of like titty gals, you know?
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: Not that they're not beautiful, but they had to have
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: been told what they were getting into.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: My favorite thing about the whole show is it's Gisele,
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: Shannon Bedore, and Luann. And my favorite part was when Ashley,
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: after being excited to get down with the old man Ralph,
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: actually didn't like tonguing him. Amazing. And then said- I
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: got my period since she's the only one that legally
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: can say she still gets her period. I was like,
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: now this, how have we never seen this on any
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: other dating show? on any other overnight's Bachelor where a
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: girl just blurts out, Aunt Flo came early. I loved it.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: And then she was like, yeah, Aunt Flo has saved
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: me from a lot of things I haven't wanted to do.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: And especially someone that old. Younger guys are like, I
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: don't care. But an older guy is like, ah! Like...
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: Do you need a heating pad? Like, just like, yeah, yeah.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 4: Oh, that was amazing.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 3: And not only did she tell him, didn't kick him
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 3: out the room, she let him stay and rub her feet.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because she was like, I'm getting everything out of this.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: Just like everything.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 4: And that guy's an asshole for doing that.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: And like the biggest literal asshole on the planet. No, for.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 4: He went for the youngest girl there.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: No, she went for him. You are not being fair
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: to Ralph. I'm not going to be fair to Ralph.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: He was into Giselle and she jumped over Giselle and
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: was like, I like you. And then they had one
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: good kiss. And Giselle clearly likes nobody.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 6: No one.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: That's what we love.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: This is where we're off. We love.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: Giselle and Luann are, first of all, they should never
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: be off television. I only want to see them handling men.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: I want all women across the planet to watch Giselle
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: and watch Luann and learn from these master.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: Tiger, like alpha, toppy women.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 4: It's incredible. Giselle's just like, what'd you do? She's eating.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: She's like, what'd you do? She's just like, like handling
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: the whole thing. Now Luann, I'm obsessed.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: Luann, wearing nothing. Darling, I'm sitting here half naked and
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: you still haven't tried to kiss me.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: Darling, look at me in the eye, darling.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: Look at me in the eye, darling. I'm here.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: I'm half naked and you haven't kissed me yet. What
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 3: are you going to do about it, darling? And then
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: she walks out. I have to go to the bathroom.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: I'll be back.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 4: She gets up and she says she has to go
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 4: to the bathroom 50 times. It's amazing. She's... It's... These
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 4: women are.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: Well, Luann told me something's off.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 4: off mic. She is the fucking queen.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: That will even impress you more once it's revealed.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 6: What?
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: I kind of want to vote it for her. I
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: want to follow the rules of my guests. No, you'll
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: tell us. She wants people to watch the show. Yes,
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: of course. And Shannon's just a little in over her head,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: I think. Shannon? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, you know, Earl
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: the Pearl from Atlanta. I'm just like... You don't eat vegetables?
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: no no it's just like why are you always looking
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: at me like that i'm like oh again maybe you
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: don't watch housewives because she's been doing that shit constantly
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: like exactly.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: Wait why do you always like god you're trying to
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: yeah no i like pizza.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: Like a high-pitched voice but she's actually more chill this
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: like she's kind of chill like because she's well like
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: okay i guess i i want to be like end
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: with somebody as if she's ever gonna like have she.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: Did have a seven hour like nervous breakdown yes that
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: one episode where it was like.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: They're getting triggered like it after that dinner because he
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: didn't eat the greens like you really need to eat
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 3: your greens yeah and then she's like but you triggered
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: me because every man i'm with just treats me like
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: shit and just this is and then it's just like
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: and then i well i'm triggered and my wife and
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: it's like there's.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: You're too old and then they're at and they're like
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: and then they're all like you gotta get back on
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: track i'm like wait You guys have been dating for
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: like three and a half days. Literally. Like literally we
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: know this thing was a one week shoot. Yes. Like
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: maybe it was longer, but not longer than two weeks. Okay.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: The Valley. The Valley. Okay. Can I just say we
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: are in the third episode of Danny being accused of
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: being an alcoholic because a year prior he got drunk
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: and said to Jasmine, who is a lesbian with her girlfriend, Hey,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: get daddy a drink.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 4: And he slapped the girlfriend in the butt.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: And that is bad, but it has now been brought
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: up three times and he's apologized twice.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 4: He's apologized many times.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: And I understand we need to have conflict. We need
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: to have things going on in the world. in the valley,
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: but like, I mean.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: He's an alcoholic, he's this, he's lying, and then they're lying,
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: and it's like, the guy, who cares? Talk about the
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: trial of Danny. Last night, there was an interesting moment
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: that broke the case open. It's right up there with
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: Karen Reid. Right up there with Karen Reid. They said
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: he was an alcoholic... And poor, suffering beauty queen wife, Nia,
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: is covering up for her alcoholic husband, why Brittany bleeds,
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: you know, ma-ma-ma cheese or whatever, and her horrible life
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: with Jax and lays out her mortgage payments that he
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: hasn't paid and says every single ugly thing that hasn't happened,
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: that has happened. Finally, Luke, who is also like, you know,
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: Turns out to be like a pretty great guy. He
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: knows how to like fix a carburetor and like hang
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: a photo, whatever. So he goes, well, at the dinner,
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: Danny goes, yeah, I would have taken a nap regardless
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: whether I had one drink or five. My plan was
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: to take a nap before dinner. I told Nia to
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: wake me up. We sat down for dinner and then
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: Luke goes, and I said, where is Danny? And she said,
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: he's taking a nap, but I'm going to let him sleep.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: And then he got up, which is what I said
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: in my last show, when you have drank too much,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: not just being tired, but you have drank or a
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: little both, And you wake up and you miss the
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: dinner and now it's, you know, 1245 and you're wide awake.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: You're like, oh fuck, I miss Christmas. Like what the fuck?
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: So he goes, I, when I woke up and realized
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: I missed the dinner, I was bummed she didn't wake
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: me up. So I'm like, there it is. Okay. Nobody
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: needs to go and drop him off with Jax. Okay.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: Like he is okay. He's fine. And she wasn't covering
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: up anything. She literally was just like, I don't need
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: to wake him up and have him eat grumpy. He'll
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: be more of a delight tomorrow. I don't care. I'm
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: just going to let him sleep. She wasn't covering up anything.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: And I'm just like, okay, the third round of this
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: has got to stop.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: The only thing I appreciated from the ad nauseum.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: Of that Of the trial of Danny.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: Of the trial of Danny.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 3: Is that we did for me as a Les and
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: Jasmine is Les. I did appreciate that because I realized
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 3: it's like, why does she keep, why is she harboring this?
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 3: What is going on with her? It's not that big
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 3: of a deal. He apologized twice. You guys are friends.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: He was clearly blacked out and whatever. And I really,
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: really appreciated his apology. I thought it was truly authentic.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 3: I think he's horrified. I don't think he treats women
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 3: like that. But I realize that what her baggage is,
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: is that she's sick and tired of men hitting on
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: them and treating lesbians like they don't, that their sexuality
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 3: doesn't exist. Or their relationships aren't. Their relationships aren't real.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 3: And I do appreciate that. And I get it. And
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: it's like what lesbians, you know, the sex isn't real.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: What you do isn't real. You don't exist for, it's
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: not reality.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: You exist for anything but that actual thing.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 4: That's what she needed to get out. So I did
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 4: appreciate that.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: And I thought that was great, too, because this is
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: her fourth reality show she's been on, Jasmine. Really? Yes.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: She was like a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader or something like that.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: So she was on all those shows. Then she was
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: on The Bachelorette with Nick Bial. Then she was on
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: another thing. Then she was on Bachelor in Paradise. And
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: actually in Bachelor in Paradise, that was that really that
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: thing that kind of shut down Bachelor in Paradise where
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: The producers thought maybe a girl was so drunk that
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: a hookup may have happened or make out. That wasn't.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: And they did the full investigation. And I have to say, listen,
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: I remember covering it. I remember getting some hate because
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: I tried to make light of it. And I've been like, oh,
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: my God, now we're not now. But we're never going
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: to get Bachelor in Paradise again. Whatever. Anyway, they found,
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: you know, they came back two weeks later. The guy
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: has since. had some other accusations made about him. So, but,
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: you know, now they have some limits on the drinking,
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: which is probably wise.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: But it wasn't with Jasmine. She was just on that cast.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: But when she was on, she was team the guy. Okay. Wow.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: When she was straight and on a show and didn't
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: want the show to end, she made statements of like, oh,
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: she seemed into it. I thought they were a couple.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: I don't really know that anything went on that shouldn't
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: have gone on. But also, but now she would probably,
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: just like I said, I shouldn't have made a light
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: of it in the first place. She might look back
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: on herself and say, I totally have a different perspective
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: now and I should have never said that. And I'm
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: five years older and You know, and now I am,
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: you know, a lesbian and with a woman and like,
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: you know, whatever. She could change her mind.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, now knowing that, she also should have given
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 3: him a lot more grace.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: A little more grace, yeah.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 4: Like a lot more.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: Like a lot more.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 4: That's your friend.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: But I also think she doesn't have a lot going
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: on in the show.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: And I think the producers probably, let's say, bring it
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: up one more time, bring it up, bring it up. Right. And,
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: you know, and. Right. But it just seemed like a weird.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: It was too much. Pile on. And then Brittany reveals
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: that Jax. This took me like a little bit time
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: to understand. But so she leaves with Cruz from their
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: two point seven million dollar home and gets a short
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: term Airbnb lease like for three months. He comes back
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: from the rehab and then says, oh, by the way,
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: I now rented. in her opinion, a fuck pad next
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: to Tom Schwartz so you can come back here. And
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: she's like, well, I already, now I have to pay
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: for this house and the $ 14, 000 mortgage because you're not
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: living there. And then on top of it, with their
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: funds together, he was supposed to pay the mortgage and
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: it's April, August 15th, and she found out he hasn't
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: paid since May. So it's like two, three months behind.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: And So she's like, I can't, I'm doing everything. And
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: luckily she's a very popular Instagram, like, you know, probably
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: gets brand deals and stuff, but still, you know, it
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: doesn't mean she's going to be there 10 years from now.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: Like you got to like save your money. And so
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: that was just, that was like, girl, you are in hell.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: You are in hell. That was brutal.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 4: That's she also paying, she's paying his tax debt too.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: Wait, what part is that? She had to do that too?
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: She said he didn't pay taxes for six years. Oh,
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: that's right. I remember that story.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: It's like tacked on to the mortgage.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 3: So now she's paying $ 18, 000.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: A month instead of $ 8, 000 because of his taxes.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 3: And listen, I feel you. I've been there with the taxes, okay?
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 3: But that's a living hell.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: But some good news. She's casually dating musician Will Gittins.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: Who looks like just a cute guy. Yeah. Okay. And
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: he's got a guitar and a backward baseball hat. And
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: he's like a light-skinned black guy with some facial hair.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: He's cute. And very cute.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: So hopefully that's nice. Okay, before we end, I have
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: to tell you about another horrific story. Series I saw.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 4: Now we're going to have to watch this.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: Okay. That is right up there. It's on Netflix. Okay.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: It's so similar to the other one. Apples. There's Apples
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: Don't Fall. Right. And then there was the one with
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: Nicole Kidman. That was also. Oh, that one was horrific.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: Where they were also rich people.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: Where they dance on the beach.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: Where they dance on the beach all the time. Oh,
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: like the odd couple.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 4: The perfect couple.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: The perfect couple.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 6: So.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: We have another rich white family living seaside, okay? Okay.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: And it's Julianne Moore and Kevin Bacon are some rich people.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: And Julianne Moore has this young girl named Simone being
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: her everything assistant down to. She takes her phone and
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: sexts the husband for her along with doing yoga. And
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: if she's lonely, they sleep in the same bed and
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: she's just like the everything girl.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 2: And.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: I literally, when I started to do it, I'm like,
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: did AI write this thing? It was so bad. It was,
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: the writing was so bad. They had this girl, whatever
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: her name is, that was on White Lotus and she
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: was on The Perfect Couple. She was the murder victim. She,
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: you know, total wrong side of, like, they're sisters. Okay? Oh.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: And even though she is you know gorgeous and has
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: light freckles um they just kind of make they put
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: like make her hair look a little greasy give her
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: a little too much eyeliner whoa where did you come
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: from why are you wearing black we're on the island
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: of the hamptons oh i see and so i'm like
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: i can't take this okay and the storyline is her
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: name like charlie I can't remember what the sister's name is.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: She's Simone. And then she's like, what are you doing? Like,
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: cause the girl's wearing like Lily Pulitzer or whatever. And
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: she's like, what's happened to you? And then of course
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: there's like, she's on the, she's on the boat, like
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: going to the island or whatever to, cause she's going
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: to confront her sister. Cause the sister sent her an
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: edible arrangement. And she's like, no, you need to come
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: home and stay with us in Buffalo and take care
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: of our Alzheimer's dad. Or that is not that whole thing.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: The way they portrayed that was weird. But anyway, you
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: need to come home with us. So she takes the
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: big Edelville arrangement and goes and takes, you know, three
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: modes of transportation to show up at the girls' mansion
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: work in the island. But while she's on it, you know,
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: she wants to smoke. And everyone's like, and all the
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: people are like, I can't believe someone smokes cigarettes. And
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: she's like... And the guy's like, you can't smoke in here.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: And she goes, well, I got to have something else
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: in my mouth then. And then she goes and blows
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: the ferry driver. And then she works at a falafel
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: place because, you know, she smokes. And even though she's
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: stunning and gorgeous with perfect skin, she can't get any
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: other kind of a waitress job that might give her tips.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: Maybe she could serve a cocktail. No, she's making falafels
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: like she's, you know, 16 and sleeping with her married
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: boss because she's just fucked up because she wears black. Oh, right.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: She wears black and eyeliner. And I'm like, oh, my God.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: And then the story. So then I get into it.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: what made Julianne, now Julianne Moore is still a good actor.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: So what are her weird part of being this like
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: weird woman? She looks stunning and you're kind of, and
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: I'm like, so where is this going? Like when, when
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: does this happen here? Is the whole season out or
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: is it just one episode? The whole season is out. Okay.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: And so if you want to just watch something with beautiful,
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: beautiful beachside setting and feel like a rich person watching it,
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: you can, but I'd like people to watch it so
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: that you could, then write me and say, Heather, like,
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: this sucked. Okay. Well, I'm intrigued. Some people said they
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: liked it. They thought it was juicy. It was the
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: same weird thing as the perfect couple where you're like,
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: is this a black comedy? Like, wait, this isn't supposed
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: to be taken seriously, right? Is it a murder? There's
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: hints of that, but, like, not really.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 2: No. Oh, well, if there's no murder.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: And then there's this chef in it that, like, every
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: day she's like, here's your, you know, here's your smoothie.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: And the woman goes, oh God, not today. And then
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: she's like, and I'm like, so what? That's, you're still
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: getting paid. You drink it yourself. Like, what's the problem?
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 4: Like, and then she goes and is like, I'll take
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 4: your smoothie.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 2: Like, sorry you had to hand a smoothie from a
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: chef to somebody who didn't want it.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 3: And then the woman who wears black comes in and goes,
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 3: what's that?
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: A smoothie.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 4: No, I need something else in my mouth.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: Can I just have black coffee? Yeah, and your dick
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: in my mouth.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: I don't want a latte.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: But then they give her, it's a long weekend. It's
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: Labor Day weekend. She arrives in the black outfit, just
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: looking like the whore, falafel-making, dick-sucking alcoholic that she is.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: But then they're like, fine, you can stay the weekend.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: There's some clothes in the guest house. And then very
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: comfortably is dressed. She's feeling comfortable.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 4: Fine, she's fine.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: Feeling great. Hair is now wafty and washed and So
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: something's got.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 4: To happen with the other girl. Maybe they trade places.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: Maybe when she leaves, she wears black. You will see. Okay.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 6: Well.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: Anyway, girls.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 4: Sounds good.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: This is one of our last times together for a
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: few weeks because you are taking your show to the
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: high seas. We are. Next week, we're going on a
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: brand G cruise. Yes. Gay cruise. Brand G. Vacations.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 3: We're going to Belgium, Ireland, Scotland, and England. And we
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 3: are taking the show. We're going to do our wrap-up
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 3: show there.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: I'm going to do stand-up.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 2: We're going to look for the McDonald roots.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, yes. County Cork, my lord. My lassie.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 2: We're going to go look at some old tombstones and
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 2: be like, let's see if we see even McDonald's here.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 4: We're going to do it all.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 2: So, you guys.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I hope that you post a lot about this
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: because for the For the two Juicy Scoopers that are
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: not following Brandi Howard and Julie Goldman, please follow them
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: on Instagram as well as listening to their podcast and
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: joining their Patreon because that's where they do all their
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: travel stuff. And that's like all the funny, like crazy,
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: where you really, you get to live the life I
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: live when the cameras are away.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 3: I told Brandi this time we're going to do the
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 3: travel show I've always wanted to do.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 4: I got the meta glasses. We're ready to go.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 2: From Peter.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: Peter recommended them. Peter recommended the glasses.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 4: I got the glasses.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: Meta, take a video.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 3: We're going to do all things. We're going to do
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 3: the close-up of the Guinness. We're going to walk into
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 3: the pub. If you haven't been to the Snake and
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 3: the Poo, then you don't know what you're doing.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 4: We're going to do all of it. I want to.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: Do all of it. Can you do a Shannon Bedore?
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: Top of the morning to you! Constantly.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 6: All of it.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: Can you do a Kelly Dodd? Shave your fucking face!
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 4: We can do all of it.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: Remember when Tamara ran to jump on her back and
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: attack her because she mentioned something about her daughter? We're
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: watching all those episodes. Yeah, you need to watch that
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: and play it right over to prepare. And hit maybe
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: some of the same spots.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 3: Maybe we will hit that one restaurant at that pub
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 3: where they fought in the bathroom.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 4: Didn't they fight in the bathroom in there?
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but it's a great, glorious time. And everybody,
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: of course, go to HeatherMcDowell.net. And join my Patreon. I'm
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: going to tell you about how to last 25 years
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: of marriage. The ups, the downs, the good, the bads.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: What's the one golden rule of marriage? Looks like we
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: made it. Look how far we've come, my baby. Could
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: it take the long road? I don't know the words,
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: but Shania Twain's assistant fucked her husband. Then she got
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: with that girl's husband. And looks like the four that
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: made it. Don't you remember that? No. It was a
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: best friend assistant situation. After that song was recorded, the
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: affair happened. What? But in a turn of events, Shania
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: got with that girl's husband. That's the shit that people
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: just say and don't do. You know what I mean?
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: Fuck your brother and all that stuff.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 4: And she did it. I love it. That's amazing.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: Thank you, girls. Love you. Bye. One reward. Endless choice.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: Skip the hassle. Reward the easy way.