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Dyllan is being forced to tend to the chickens · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: But I've hung out and talked to some limited bowling
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  Speaker 5: Okay, So when you call our radio show at eight
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  Speaker 5: seven seven, nine three seven, one oh four to seven,
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  Speaker 5: Dylan picks up the phone.
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  Speaker 1: I just saw Dylan too posted a video. She's been
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  Speaker 1: here ten months now, yes, ten months wow.
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  Speaker 5: And a couple of things going on. It's fourth of July.
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  Speaker 5: Weekend coming up. And so, Dylan, how old are you know?
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  Speaker 5: I'm twenty three, twenty three years old, and there's some
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  Speaker 5: things happen in your life that I thought was comical.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why. I just thought I do. But
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  Speaker 1: her parents are going out of town, and what do
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  Speaker 1: you have to do?
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  Speaker 6: Yes, So I live with my parents back in my
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  Speaker 6: childhood home, and so we have a ton of animals
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  Speaker 6: for backstory. We have four dogs, ten chickens, all these
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  Speaker 6: gardens and flowers and they really like empty nested once
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  Speaker 6: me and my brother went to college, and so there's
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  Speaker 6: a massive checklist. Whenever they leave, I have to tend
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  Speaker 6: to the chickens and tend to the dogs. Mind you
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  Speaker 6: with the dogs too, they all eat a different food.
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  Speaker 6: One of them needs four eye drops twice a day.
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  Speaker 6: So like, there are so many things I have to do,
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  Speaker 6: like water the flowers twice, ten to the gardens, and
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  Speaker 6: will you do it all?
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  Speaker 1: You won't slack?
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  Speaker 3: No, I will.
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  Speaker 1: How do they know you didn't like dogs?
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  Speaker 6: And they're dead? And even when I do water them,
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  Speaker 6: my mom's like suspicious of me. I'm like, I swear
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  Speaker 6: if I make a checklist and I have something to
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  Speaker 6: check off.
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  Speaker 1: I can remember everything. There's ten chickens. Are they they friends?
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  Speaker 1: Like are they pets or are they just there to
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  Speaker 1: produce stuff? They make eggs, but they're friends.
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  Speaker 6: They have my mom is a little bit uh like
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  Speaker 6: they each have a different name because they have like
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  Speaker 6: different color bracelets. So my mom will like get very
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  Speaker 6: friendly with them and like hold them and stuff with me.
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  Speaker 1: Their job is to produce eggs for the fans, and
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  Speaker 1: they make really on the eggs.
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  Speaker 6: But I am not a bird person.
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  Speaker 1: I heard they're messy. Chickens are messy. They're chicken coops.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, there's a coupe. My grandpa is like a master carpenter,
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  Speaker 6: so they built this big coup. I can show you
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  Speaker 6: guys pictures, but it is like a pretty legit thing.
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  Speaker 6: But yeah, we have a coop and everything. I don't
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  Speaker 6: do a lot of the chicken chores. I told them
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  Speaker 6: that get like listen.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, this is not my thing.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like birds.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not getting in there with them all through the
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  Speaker 6: water whatever.
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  Speaker 1: But so if they're going to be gone, what do
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  Speaker 1: you do with the eggs?
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  Speaker 6: Just collect them.
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  Speaker 2: I can bring some eggs.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I far fresh eggs, farm fresh.
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  Speaker 3: And you don't wash them, they stay like forever.
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  Speaker 5: There's a huge debate in my house because there was
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  Speaker 5: somebody that a lister of our show moved close to
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  Speaker 5: me and she has a bunch of chickens that she
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  Speaker 5: gave me a bunch of eggs, and I actually bought
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  Speaker 5: them from me. I felt guilty taking them from her,
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  Speaker 5: and there's a huge debate. Don't wash them. Blake was like,
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna wash them. If you wash them, they last
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  Speaker 5: like three to four weeks. If you don't wash them,
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  Speaker 5: leave by the county the last months.
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  Speaker 6: Correct, yes, we leave them on the counter, but I
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  Speaker 6: can totally bring them in. They produce like they're all
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  Speaker 6: laying in the summer. So we got like ten a day.
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  Speaker 4: So then and then when they come back, and where
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  Speaker 4: are you going for fourth of July, I'm going to Mexico.
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  Speaker 6: So we've been doing Newport like literally for the longest time.
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  Speaker 6: We've been doing like so cow. So I grew up
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  Speaker 6: with my family going to like Santa Monica or San Diego.
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  Speaker 6: Then in high school all the Arizona kids go to
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  Speaker 6: Mission Beach and then once you go to college, you
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  Speaker 6: graduate to Newport and you sell like.
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  Speaker 1: Dutch Dutch big speech the other day. Go to Newport
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  Speaker 1: for no, you're not.
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  Speaker 6: I think last year. Last year we all graduated and
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  Speaker 6: it was kind of the nail in the coffin, like, Okay,
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  Speaker 6: Newport is not for us anymore.
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  Speaker 1: It's kind of its course.
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  Speaker 6: We're more like kind of club dance scols and Newport
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  Speaker 6: is kind of bar vibe.
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  Speaker 1: So you're going, we're in Mexico, We're.
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  Speaker 6: Going to Rocky Point.
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  Speaker 3: That's going to be fun.
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  Speaker 1: Fourth of July.
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  Speaker 2: Rocky Point is lit.
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  Speaker 5: No better place to celebrate America and fifty anniversary.
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  Speaker 1: I was in Mexico in nineteen seventy six Fourth of July.
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  Speaker 1: We weren't even born. I was just I was I
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  Speaker 1: was just a child years old. Yeah, I was a
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  Speaker 1: little kid. I just remember being in the back of
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  Speaker 1: a pickup truck in Mexico.
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  Speaker 3: You guys see that in Rocky Point that they shut
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  Speaker 3: down wrecked at the reef.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, they did.
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  Speaker 3: It's closing. No, it's already shut down. They are done,
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  Speaker 3: for which I'm like, that is like legendary. If you
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  Speaker 3: were going to a Rocky Point you have to get
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  Speaker 3: wrecked at the reef. You helped and I went when
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  Speaker 3: did we go. We went last summer right off for
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  Speaker 3: the July week and actually and it was dead there.
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  Speaker 3: It was dead, and I was like, where is the
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  Speaker 3: magic of wrecked at the Reef? And then I saw
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  Speaker 3: on Instagram like last month that they shut it down.
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  Speaker 2: So so sad.
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  Speaker 6: We also grew up going to Rocky Point. My grandma
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  Speaker 6: had a condo there. So they're like, this is so
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  Speaker 6: nostalgic for me. But I've been craving Mexico but needing
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  Speaker 6: like a real goods. Well.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to sound cliche, but look out for
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  Speaker 1: the cartel.
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  Speaker 6: I'll keep an eye.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think the cartel is there.
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  Speaker 1: I think I don't think we have them for hotels everywhere.
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  Speaker 6: We're here, we're here right now.
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  Speaker 5: Final, I wonder who's going? Is anybody going anywhere? Unique
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  Speaker 5: for Fourth of July? You know, text us text JJRD
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  Speaker 5: wherever you're going, or calls right now at eight seven
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  Speaker 5: seven nine three seven one four seven and Dylan bring
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  Speaker 5: us in. Some of those chickens, bring you chicken in?
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  Speaker 5: Can you just bring a chicken and let it run
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  Speaker 5: around here.
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  Speaker 6: For a while, ringing Heather, Heather, Yeahherekla peep doula peep
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  Speaker 6: Heather Honey for Lopeznique. That was the one I named.
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  Speaker 1: She's the biggest one because of the comedian. That's good.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good throwback cobody.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, all right, So shoots the text text JJ or
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  Speaker 5: wherever you're going to nine six eight nine three