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Today's Second Update was INSANE (reactions as they aired) · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 2: Second day of that day is a bone burner. Kim,
• 0:02
  Speaker 2: good morning. Your thoughts?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 4: That guy fired me up.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 4: He's a complete douchebag. I don't know if I can
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  Speaker 4: say that, but.
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  Speaker 5: Sure.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, my God. If he was not interested, he could
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  Speaker 4: have just said something right away. He didn't have to
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  Speaker 4: be rude and say, well, you're too tall for me.
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  Speaker 4: But he could have just said, you know what? I'm
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  Speaker 4: not feeling it. Thanks for meeting me, but I'm going
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  Speaker 4: to go. Or if he was... Hey, I'll just stay
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  Speaker 4: and eat with her. Or be a gentleman and pay
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  Speaker 4: for her too. But, oh my gosh, to bring her
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  Speaker 4: on that way, not say anything. And then the way
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  Speaker 4: he talked about her.
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  Speaker 2: I can hear it. You sound like you're drowning.
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  Speaker 1: Well, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, there's, there's yelling.
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  Speaker 1: You would think even on the radio, he'd be like, Hey, no,
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  Speaker 1: it didn't really work out. He didn't have to go
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  Speaker 1: for the, go for the rudest thing he could possibly do. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: It was like slam after slam for no reason.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't like him.
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  Speaker 7: No.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I had a little bit of a similar
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  Speaker 4: date to that. I had a feeling that in the
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  Speaker 4: beginning he wasn't interested, but he saw my pictures. He
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  Speaker 4: knew what I looked like, and that was like the
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  Speaker 4: worst date. So maybe it's a little bit of trauma.
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  Speaker 8: What was your thing? What do you mean? He was like, what,
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  Speaker 8: were you too tall? Were you different? What was it?
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  Speaker 4: Honestly, I don't know. I mean, I am a little
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  Speaker 4: bit of a heavier girl, but he again saw my pictures.
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  Speaker 4: Let me just say he was heavier than I was.
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  Speaker 4: I was fine with that. But I don't know what
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  Speaker 4: it was, but I thought maybe he was just nervous.
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  Speaker 9: He wasn't talking.
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  Speaker 4: I was the one carrying the conversation. I'm actually an introvert,
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  Speaker 4: so for me to carry the conversation is very uncomfortable. But, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I never heard from him afterwards. And it was just...
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  Speaker 4: I mean, we were at Texas Roadhouse, and he was
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  Speaker 4: looking at... You know how they have TVs behind the bar?
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  Speaker 4: He was staring at the TVs, like, the whole time.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like.
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  Speaker 8: I had.
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  Speaker 4: So many times I just wanted to get up and say,
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  Speaker 4: you know what? I guess we're not feeling it.
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to go, but I was trying to be nice. Whatever.
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  Speaker 8: It's only 45 minutes. Kim, thanks for calling in. Thank
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  Speaker 8: you for listening. Mary Kay, your thoughts. Second date update.
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  Speaker 2: Go ahead. Hello.
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  Speaker 4: Hello.
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  Speaker 10: Good morning.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning.
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  Speaker 6: Hi.
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  Speaker 10: I had a few thoughts on the second date update
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  Speaker 10: with Fiona. I was wondering, since this guy has a
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  Speaker 10: height complex, clearly, if Fiona would be interested in going
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  Speaker 10: out with me.
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  Speaker 2: What is your story, Mary Kay?
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  Speaker 10: Well, my story is pretty simple. Um, I've been single
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  Speaker 10: working on myself for a couple of years and I'm
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  Speaker 10: ready to mingle. And Fiona sounds incredible.
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  Speaker 2: But are you, are you six, three?
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  Speaker 8: Are you like, are you, you know, like if you
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  Speaker 8: were doing a bio?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 10: No, I wish I'm five, eight and a half.
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  Speaker 2: Are you always into girls?
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  Speaker 8: Cause that, that never, that never popped up talking to Fiona.
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  Speaker 10: Um, Well, that's why I was just going to see
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  Speaker 10: what was going to happen. And like you said, shoot
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  Speaker 10: my shot.
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  Speaker 2: I love that. So you've never been with a girl before?
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  Speaker 10: She seems like an amazing woman. Me?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yes, I have.
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  Speaker 10: I don't know if she has, but I'll educate her.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, very nice.
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  Speaker 1: It's fun to dabble a little.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Mary Kay, well, we'll find out for you.
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  Speaker 4: I love your energy.
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  Speaker 2: You said a couple things. What else? Is that it?
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  Speaker 10: Well, just that I think tall women are absolutely amazing
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  Speaker 10: and they should never be discounted like that. So if
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  Speaker 10: a man can't show her how to respect her, I
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  Speaker 10: can do that.
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  Speaker 1: Stand up and applaud.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Mary Kay.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, ma'am.
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  Speaker 2: I love the confidence. All right, Mary Kay. Thank you
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  Speaker 2: for calling in.
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  Speaker 10: Well, thanks, guys. You're welcome.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Macy. You're on the air.
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  Speaker 9: Hi, how are you guys?
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  Speaker 1: Excellent. What's going down?
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  Speaker 9: Okay, so that second day update really made me mad because,
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  Speaker 9: like Fiona, I'm six foot. I'm tall. It's not just
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  Speaker 9: even like he could have said something before the date.
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  Speaker 9: I usually disclose my height before the.
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  Speaker 4: Date, too.
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  Speaker 9: But I've gotten some rude feedback, too. I'm like, hey,
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  Speaker 9: I'm six foot. And then I've been called little Bigfoot.
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  Speaker 2: That's cute, little Bigfoot.
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  Speaker 1: No, that's mean.
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  Speaker 2: What size shoe do you wear?
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  Speaker 9: I'm a 12 and women's.
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  Speaker 2: What's that in men's? I think that's a 13 in men's.
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  Speaker 9: No, it's like an 11, 11 and a half in men's.
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  Speaker 9: But I was a D1 athlete, so I was like.
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  Speaker 1: What'd you play?
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  Speaker 9: I played softball. But I felt really bad for Fiona
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  Speaker 9: because I've gone through a similar situation.
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  Speaker 2: And what happened? So what about now? Are you happily
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  Speaker 2: ever after?
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  Speaker 9: No, I'm still single. I'm still trying to find Mr.
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  Speaker 3: Right, but.
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  Speaker 9: I am not as insecure about my height as I
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  Speaker 9: was before.
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  Speaker 6: So, Macy, as, like, a tall girly, do you prefer
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  Speaker 6: taller men? Or, like, are you totally down with dating
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  Speaker 6: someone shorter than you two?
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  Speaker 9: I mean, I would be fine, like, dating, like, 5'10.
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  Speaker 9: If I'm 11, I've tried. But, like, every time, they've
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  Speaker 9: always made, like, little snide comments about my height.
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  Speaker 1: No one wants to be with someone like that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's not cool.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. All right, Macy, well, thank you for listening.
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  Speaker 9: Thank you, guys.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, Michelle.
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  Speaker 3: Hey.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, you're on the air.
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  Speaker 4: Great.
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  Speaker 3: So I want to know, I'd really like to know
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  Speaker 3: what the guy looks like, first of all. But secondly,
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  Speaker 3: I want to know why and why do people have
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  Speaker 3: dates that are so lengthy? When you haven't met somebody,
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  Speaker 3: why don't you go meet someone for a quick 15,
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  Speaker 3: 30 minutes?
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  Speaker 1: Cup of coffee. It's valid. You're right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't want to.
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  Speaker 3: Feel like I'm being held hostage, and I wouldn't want
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  Speaker 3: the guy. And I make that very clear. Back in the.
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  Speaker 1: Day, I set one of my kids' babysitters up with
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  Speaker 1: a date from some guy who worked at a restaurant.
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  Speaker 1: Their date, they hung out at dinner, hung out for
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  Speaker 1: two hours after dinner, left, went to a bar, like
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  Speaker 1: went over to each other's house, and then that was it.
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  Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, it didn't work out.
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 1: Five hours of it not working out.
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  Speaker 2: We just wanted to really make sure.
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  Speaker 1: We decided to make love and have children, and it
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  Speaker 1: did not work out, so we're done. Yeah, no, no.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I think a quick 15, 30 minute, and I'm
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  Speaker 3: very upfront. I tell them, let's meet for 15, 30 minutes,
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  Speaker 3: see how we feel. This way, nobody feels like they're
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  Speaker 3: being held hostage.
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  Speaker 5: If it goes longer, great.
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  Speaker 3: If not, no loss.
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  Speaker 2: We made a new friend.
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  Speaker 3: I would never sit down at dinner or expect it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't even think you give them the nighttime.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's a lunch, like a lunch snack kind
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  Speaker 1: of thing.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. I think that goes for everything at work, too. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Nothing should be more than 15 minutes.
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  Speaker 1: I was on a Zoom call.
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  Speaker 2: I was on a Zoom call with my wife the
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  Speaker 2: other day. I was driving.
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  Speaker 8: And she was on the call. And it was forever.
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  Speaker 8: And when you finish, I go, that was so unnecessary.
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  Speaker 8: 15 minutes. But they all like the yap. Anyway, thank you, Michelle.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for calling in.
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  Speaker 3: Girls get smarter. Just do a quick drive-thru.
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  Speaker 2: Stephanie, you're on the air. Second date update. Go ahead.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, guys.
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  Speaker 9: My boyfriend, I'm 4'11, and my boyfriend is 6'5.
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  Speaker 2: That's cute.
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  Speaker 9: The tallest man that I've dated is 6'8.
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  Speaker 5: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Dang. Holy moly.
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  Speaker 1: Some thoughts on that? Other than that?
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  Speaker 2: Nope.
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  Speaker 9: From me?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: What do you say about all that?
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  Speaker 2: Apparently, I'm tall.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: There's a nickname for people like Stephanie.
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 2: I think they call them spinners.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if we want the explanation. We don't
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  Speaker 1: want the explanation.
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  Speaker 5: Don't ask.
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  Speaker 3: Don't ask.
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  Speaker 2: What did you say, Stephanie?
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  Speaker 9: Dime spinner.
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  Speaker 2: Dime spinner? I haven't heard that one. But thank you, Stephanie.
• 8:13
  Speaker 2: See what happens when you call on speakerphone, there's a disconnect.
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  Speaker 7: I know.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's like... Monica, you're on the air. Second
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  Speaker 2: date update. Go ahead.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, good morning, guys.
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  Speaker 2: Hi.
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  Speaker 3: So it was just basically about the age... Or excuse me,
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  Speaker 3: the age gap.
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  Speaker 2: The height gap.
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  Speaker 5: Um.
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  Speaker 3: Not about me, but my sister was actually in a
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  Speaker 3: relationship with her ex. He was, I believe, 6'8 or 6'9.
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  Speaker 2: And my sister is 5'2. It's cute.
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  Speaker 8: I think the issue is the other way around where
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  Speaker 8: people are like, whoa, guys don't want, you know, because
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  Speaker 8: of the masculinity. And there are guys that are okay
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  Speaker 8: with it. In fact, I remember this girl. We did
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  Speaker 8: a charity event with this girl, with this event one time.
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  Speaker 8: And I remember the girl was beautiful. And her husband
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  Speaker 8: was this short little dude. And she was like, I
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  Speaker 8: love short guys.
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  Speaker 2: Do you remember her?
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  Speaker 1: I do remember that. I remember them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Like he was really little. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But he loved her and she loved him.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Monica, thanks for calling in.
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  Speaker 3: Of course.
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  Speaker 8: We're going to hit the minute to win it. We
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  Speaker 8: need a contestant at 877-937-1047. A couple of text messages. Well,
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  Speaker 8: a couple on second date. I updated some.
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  Speaker 2: Other things.
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  Speaker 8: Uh second update this guy's also a douchebag if he
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  Speaker 8: knew the moment he saw her he wasn't interested he
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  Speaker 8: should have manned up and said something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah and we don't know what he looks like but
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  Speaker 1: i heard his voice and i think he looks like
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  Speaker 1: he has a little rat face a little rubbery rat face.
• 9:37
  Speaker 8: Great call about the date that went wrong she should
• 9:39
  Speaker 8: have told him that it didn't matter because he wasn't
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  Speaker 8: tall enough anyways to ride that ride.
• 9:43
  Speaker 2: That's funny yeah Here's a text.
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  Speaker 8: It says, tell me you guys are watching Wonka the
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  Speaker 8: Golden Ticket on Netflix.
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  Speaker 2: My kids and I are obsessed. Yes, we watched the
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  Speaker 2: whole thing. Oh, you did?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, it was really fun to watch with the kids.
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  Speaker 7: but I also just enjoyed it on my own because
• 10:01
  Speaker 7: it was very nostalgic. They literally recreated Wonka's factory and
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  Speaker 7: turned it into a reality game show. It was awesome.
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  Speaker 7: All the episodes are out now, so if you want
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  Speaker 7: to binge it now, now's the time.
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  Speaker 2: What does the winner get?
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  Speaker 7: Lifetime supply of money.
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  Speaker 5: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: A lifetime supply of money? Like $ 3 million.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, so $ 3 million, but they get paid every single
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  Speaker 7: year for 30 years.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, nice. Is it kids? Like a kid wins that or.
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  Speaker 5: A family wins that?
• 10:26
  Speaker 2: It's like a, they're like adults.
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: What if you don't live for the 30 years? Well,
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: that's your problem.
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  Speaker 7: Well, then you find someone to give your lifetime money
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  Speaker 7: supply to you in your will.
• 10:36
  Speaker 8: That argument is like, so the lottery is 400 million,
• 10:38
  Speaker 8: but you can't.
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  Speaker 2: Well, what if you don't live long enough? I'm just saying.
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  Speaker 6: Like, I would want it in a lump sum.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure you could leave it in a will. Give
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  Speaker 1: it to me now.
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  Speaker 7: It just sounds cool to say lifetime supply of money.
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: That show got me.
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  Speaker 2: Unless you die.
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  Speaker 6: It doesn't work.
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  Speaker 1: But then you got it for your whole life. I
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: was going to say the thing that I loved about
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  Speaker 1: that show is the room where everything is made out
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  Speaker 1: of candy, like for real, just like in Willy Wonka.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And you could eat the grass. I mean, it was
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  Speaker 1: all candy.
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  Speaker 6: I saw the one video of the girl who got
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  Speaker 6: sick from spinning in circles.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 11:09
  Speaker 6: Oh, that poor thing.
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  Speaker 2: I used to do that for fun as a kid.
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  Speaker 2: Just spinning, spinning, spinning, spinning. Did you guys ever do that?
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  Speaker 2: You spin until you fall down? No, this was like
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  Speaker 2: a half an hour of spinning, though. Like she had
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  Speaker 2: to spin herself?
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  Speaker 6: It was like holding on to almost like a circular
• 11:22
  Speaker 6: monkey bar, and they were spinning them in circles.
• 11:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, like that girl that got rescued off of Calvac
• 11:26
  Speaker 2: Mountain that one time? Yeah, just like that.
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  Speaker 7: Maybe not that intense.
• 11:33
  Speaker 2: Chantel, good morning.
• 11:35
  Speaker 3: Morning.
• 11:35
  Speaker 2: All right, you were calling to play Minute to Win
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  Speaker 2: it for $ 1, 000 of Pat Hickey's money, correct?
• 11:40
  Speaker 8: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. I hear you on speakerphone. That's on you.
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  Speaker 5: Uh, no, actually I'm not on speaker.
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: Now she's not.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Uh, what part of town are you in
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  Speaker 2: right now? Chantel?
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  Speaker 5: I'm in East Mesa.
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  Speaker 3: All right, let's go.
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: Let's see. What do you do for a living?
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  Speaker 3: Um, I'm a speech language pathologist.
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  Speaker 2: All right, let's play.
• 12:00
  Speaker 7: John Jay and Rich have $ 1, 000 cash for you from
• 12:03
  Speaker 7: Peoria Ford right now.
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  Speaker 2: Minute to win it.
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  Speaker 1: I feel good about you, Chantel. Let's do the 60
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: seconds on the clock. Get them all right. You win $ 1, 000.
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: Here we go. What is the name of Amazon's voice assistant?
• 12:16
  Speaker 3: Alexa.
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: Who had a breakout hit in 2021 with driver's license?
• 12:27
  Speaker 5: Olivia Rodrigo.
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: What U.S.
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: City is home to the Liberty Bell?
• 12:34
  Speaker 4: Philadelphia.
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: In Roman mythology, what god of love is often depicted
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: with a bow and arrow?
• 12:43
  Speaker 10: Cupid.
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: What Netflix series features cash-strapped contestants competing in a deadly
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: version of children's games? Squid Game. The Vince Lombardi Trophy
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: is awarded to the champion of what professional sports league?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, gosh.
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  Speaker 5: What was that again?
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  Speaker 1: The Vince Lombardi Trophy is awarded to the champion of
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  Speaker 1: what professional sports league?
• 13:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, you.
• 13:16
  Speaker 5: Ran out of time.
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: Win it at the Super Bowl. When you win the
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: Super Bowl.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 13:21
  Speaker 4: Football.
• 13:21
  Speaker 6: Football.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I would have also accepted the NFL.
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  Speaker 2: The NFL. All right, Chantel. How many did she get? Five. Five. Well,
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: you get a Del Taco gift card, Chantel. Thanks for playing.
• 13:33
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: Thank you for listening. Speaking of this. Football.
• 13:38
  Speaker 8: I saw a thing, and I don't know how reliable
• 13:39
  Speaker 8: it is, that Apple Music leaked a thing. Did you
• 13:42
  Speaker 8: see this yet?
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  Speaker 6: No.
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw the picture on Instagram. It was a
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: silhouette of the Super Bowl halftime performer, and they said
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: it was Miley Cyrus. Yeah, it looks just like Miley Cyrus.
• 13:50
  Speaker 6: And if that's the case, I wonder if they leak it,
• 13:53
  Speaker 6: and then they're like, okay, well, now we can't have Miley.
• 13:55
  Speaker 6: We have to pivot and find someone else.
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  Speaker 7: They leak it on purpose to see if people are
• 14:00
  Speaker 7: excited about it.
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm pumped. If they have a contract, then it
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: doesn't matter if it leaked.
• 14:04
  Speaker 8: Like, she can't say, hey, man, I already agreed to
• 14:06
  Speaker 8: do all this. You can't not get somebody else because
• 14:08
  Speaker 8: it leaked.
• 14:09
  Speaker 6: Well, I wonder if someone, like, accidentally scheduled out the
• 14:11
  Speaker 6: post too early.
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: Janet, good morning. What's happening?
• 14:15
  Speaker 5: Well, you know, I'm calling you from Missoula, Montana. And
• 14:18
  Speaker 5: I just heard your segment on the how'd you get
• 14:21
  Speaker 5: out of a speeding ticket.
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 14:23
  Speaker 5: And I have come to the best story ever.
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Let's hear the best story ever.
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: Well, so I.
• 14:30
  Speaker 5: Worked downtown and we used to razz the local beat
• 14:33
  Speaker 5: cops out the window all the time. And we were
• 14:36
  Speaker 5: on really good relationship with them, giving them a hard
• 14:39
  Speaker 5: time if he gave somebody a ticket for being a
• 14:41
  Speaker 5: smidge over the line or whatever. And one day I
• 14:45
  Speaker 5: was hauling butt through town. I was doing about C8
• 14:49
  Speaker 5: in a 25 zone. And he happened to be the
• 14:53
  Speaker 5: one that pulled me over. And he walks up to
• 14:56
  Speaker 5: my window and he says, What would you say if
• 14:58
  Speaker 5: I told you I caught you doing 38 back there?
• 15:00
  Speaker 5: And I said, I'd tell you you're a damn liar.
• 15:02
  Speaker 5: I was going way faster than that. Because I'm a
• 15:05
  Speaker 5: very firm believer I am never lying to the cops.
• 15:09
  Speaker 5: They get lied to all the way. Your best bet
• 15:12
  Speaker 5: is to be honest. And he kind of shook his
• 15:14
  Speaker 5: head at me and he goes, well, what would you
• 15:16
  Speaker 5: say if I told you I was going to give
• 15:18
  Speaker 5: you a warning? And I said, you want to see
• 15:22
  Speaker 5: my personality traits?
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: Personalities?
• 15:27
  Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying? My, my personality, the ones
• 15:31
  Speaker 5: on my chest.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, Oh my God.
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: I thought you were mentally. Okay. So you say you
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: want to see, you didn't say the word personalities though, right?
• 15:41
  Speaker 5: I was a little more descriptive than that.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: Okay. And then what happened?
• 15:47
  Speaker 5: I got pulled over three more times that week.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: So that he let you go.
• 15:52
  Speaker 9: You let me go.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: And you showed him your personalities.
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: All four of the cops let me go.
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: But you showed him your personalities then.
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: Of course I showed him my personality. That was the deal, right?
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: How long does that last? You pull him out for what?
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: Five seconds? For a half hour?
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: Just a flash.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: Just a flash. Okay. And then you got pulled over
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: again and the same thing.
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, three more times that week.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: You're like, nice.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you the most effective way to do
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: 58 to 25. Tell everybody at work.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: That's a great story. That's awesome. I would let you
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: go too. You must have real nice personalities.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: You know what's weird is he was going to let
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: you go with a warning anyway. You didn't have to
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: pull out the personalities.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: That was her thank you. Way to go, Janet. I
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: wish you lived here. I wish you would speed here. Janet,
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: thanks for listening. That is great. Oh my God. Hey,
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: today's a very special day, by the way. Welcome, friends.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: I've got a question.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: Who wants a taco? So, tacos?
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: Who wants tacos? I'm buying.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: Who wants little tiny tacos? Today is National Taco Day.
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: Taco about something we can all agree to celebrate.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: It's taco.
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: Taco!
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: Tacos!
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: Happy National Taco Day.
• 17:17
  Speaker 7: Probably one of the best days of the year.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: Tacos, tacos, tacos, tacos.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: Showtime. I got some taco-related stats. 2% of Americans have
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: never eaten a taco.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: What?
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: What are these people doing?
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: What is wrong?
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: 90% of us, of adults, like to eat tacos. 83%
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: of us say that they eat Mexican food at least
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: once a month. 71% of us prefer tacos over burritos.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: Half of us prefer soft taco shells. The average hard
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: taco fan eats 7.3 tacos a month. Arizona residents eat
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: the most tacos in one sitting.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: Good for us.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: 47 out of 50 states chose cheese as their favorite
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: taco topping.
• 17:59
  Speaker 6: Sour cream for me.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: That's my participation in the food news. You got food news, Rich?
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: I do. As a matter of fact, 7-Up has a
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: flavor called Miami Vice that they're releasing, like the old
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: TV show. It's their lemon-lime soda mixed with strawberry, daiquiri,
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: and pina colada flavors, like the frozen cocktail. And for
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: the holidays... 7-Up has a Shirley Temple for the third
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: year in a row. They say that's their best seller,
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: which is kind of interesting. Now, McDonald's has pickle juice
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: for runners. So if you're running a marathon and you
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: need to get some pickle juice, you stop into McDonald's,
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: and they've got it on the menu now. For the
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Chicago Marathon, they're taking the brine from their pickles, bottling
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: it and calling it Pickle Boost. That's cool. That's pretty sweet,
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: isn't it? I love the taste of pickle juice. This
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: might actually serve you, Kyle, especially in your neighborhood, because
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: you've got a great trick-or-treating neighborhood, I feel like. Reese's
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: wants to look for the best trick-or-treat street in America.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: They're using everything from candy, costume buying, decorations, walkability of
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: the neighborhood, participation. And then the winning streak, it's a
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: giant Reese's Halloween block party, a special trick-or-treat experience. The
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: winner gets announced on October 21st, but you can participate.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: nominate your neighborhood at Reese's.com. That's pretty cool.
• 19:14
  Speaker 7: Did you see Starbucks just dropped their holiday menu today too,
• 19:17
  Speaker 7: that it's going to, It's like November 5th. All of
• 19:19
  Speaker 7: their holiday drinks, like the peppermint mocha, the caramel brulee,
• 19:23
  Speaker 7: the sugar cookie, gingerbread chai, those are all back.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Well, that's exciting.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 19:27
  Speaker 7: I'm like, ooh, it's like getting into the holidays.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: I love it. It's National Taco Day.
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: National Taco Day.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: I'm kind in the mood for tacos.
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: Every day is Taco Day. Can I get my tacos?
• 19:36
  Speaker 6: Delicious.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: Making some fish tacos. All right. I want to taste this.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Delicious and adorable.
• 19:43
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: It's raining tacos.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Ooh. Rain and tacos.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: Raining tacos. taco day yo quiero taco bell licking a
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: stack of taco shells and i love them and i'll
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: take care of them we love.
• 20:06
  Speaker 9: Them too much music is awesome and the tacos are
• 20:10
  Speaker 9: for
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: Real very delicious