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COLD CUTS: Keyzie Industries · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Whole Aching Big Show with Jon, Mike and Kezy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaki.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's skinned simple man on the Hidaki Big Show
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  Speaker 2: this Monday afternoon. You've got Kezy and Moga here, hoody
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  Speaker 2: j is on holiday. Do you feel like another best
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  Speaker 2: of the Big Show moment made?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Man, roll one out? What do you got?
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  Speaker 2: This one here is from January this year and it
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  Speaker 2: involves hoidy Ja getting canceled.
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  Speaker 4: Often when you when you've got that sort of discomfort
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  Speaker 4: and pain, you create a bigger pain to distraint you
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  Speaker 4: from the pain.
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  Speaker 3: Of your and your eyes. Yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 2: Or on your bullos riot Okay, so you.
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  Speaker 4: Or you put the deep heat on your noose.
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  Speaker 3: I get it.
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  Speaker 4: We used to do that when we used to go
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  Speaker 4: on a second fifteen rugby. Just rub a bit of
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  Speaker 4: deep heat on the bulloss. Go out there like raging bulls, flick.
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  Speaker 3: Each other with towels and there it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, someone who's actually suggesting here on three four right
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  Speaker 2: through that you flick the area with a wet tail.
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  Speaker 3: Oh really, yeah, where you go?
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  Speaker 2: I guess that would put moisture into it and they
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  Speaker 2: would help with the burn.
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  Speaker 3: Speaking of burns. The old Chinese burn always works too cool.
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  Speaker 3: It's a shame because you had quite a cool career
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  Speaker 3: up until now.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh god, actually can you put me forward for
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  Speaker 2: dog Squad?
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  Speaker 3: Actually, hey Pegs, you want to step up? Brother Jason
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  Speaker 3: has been canceled.
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  Speaker 2: The Big Show of course, with Keezy and old Mogi
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  Speaker 2: there and pretty exciting day to day, isn't it.
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  Speaker 3: It's a bloody big day for us there, Kezy. I
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  Speaker 3: mean you and I have been doing this show for
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  Speaker 3: a while now, and yeah, you know, going from strengths
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  Speaker 3: to strength, but we thought it was time to bring
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  Speaker 3: in a new member of the team. We'd like to
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  Speaker 3: welcome Sir James Pegsley Pegs, Welcome to the team. Brother.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, thanks guys.
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  Speaker 3: Wow ah lo no means the world. Yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 3: these opportunities kind of come out of nowhere and you've
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  Speaker 3: just got to grab them. And I'm really grateful to
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  Speaker 3: be here.
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  Speaker 2: Well, the good thing is we've been developing you for
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  Speaker 2: a while and we were just waiting for an opportunity
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  Speaker 2: to bring you in. Obviously, the person who used to
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  Speaker 2: sit in that chair, he massively blue things.
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  Speaker 3: He's gone.
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  Speaker 2: You're around, So I'm looking forward to the future with us.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, and it's one of those things where
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  Speaker 3: you've got to be prepared, which is why you have
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  Speaker 3: been doing a bunch of work with us, Sean. You
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  Speaker 3: never know when things are going to go pear shaped.
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  Speaker 3: And for those that are listen to the show, obviously
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  Speaker 3: you know the previous member of the team who I
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  Speaker 3: always had my doubts about, I'd like to distance myself
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  Speaker 3: from him. He said some things in that previous break
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  Speaker 3: which were inexcusable, right, indefensible and just outright racist. They
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  Speaker 3: were actually so he's gone. He has gone, and.
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  Speaker 2: It's great to be on board Pugs, but look it's
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  Speaker 2: not dwell on the pass. Let's moved things alive. Absolutely. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we've got fifty long night and Day vouchers to give away,
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  Speaker 2: so it's got eight hundred Hardarky and just see who's
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  Speaker 2: on the line, Hodarky. Who are speaking to?
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  Speaker 5: Oh you get a key, it's old Hoidy j here.
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  Speaker 5: How are you fellows going? All right?
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  Speaker 3: What? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: We're going good mate? What do you want a fifty
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  Speaker 2: dollars a night and day vouch? You do you think
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  Speaker 2: that's going to help things?
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  Speaker 3: Dear?
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  Speaker 5: Wow, everyone that calls through and eight hundred hodek I
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  Speaker 5: thought gets a fifty dollars voucher. She's been pretty full
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  Speaker 5: on Fellers. I've just been escorted off the premises. So
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  Speaker 5: I'm just outside in the street here having a Darry. Look.
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  Speaker 5: The thing is, I just want to say, you know
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  Speaker 5: that sometimes when you're doing live radio and that you know,
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  Speaker 5: you can get a bit carried away. I've got over
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  Speaker 5: excited there and I maybe said something I shouldn't have,
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  Speaker 5: and it's miss you. You might be able to put
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  Speaker 5: in a word with me to Bogsy or whatever and
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  Speaker 5: just explain, you know, how live radio works in that mate.
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  Speaker 3: I think once you start saying using phrases like Chinese burn, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: for example, I think you really mean you've made your
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  Speaker 3: own bed and you gotta lie it now. So yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's a shame, but yeah, Pugsy is on board. I
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  Speaker 3: don't worry about the show man. It's going to be
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  Speaker 3: great without you. Yeah, that's what you're worried about.
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  Speaker 5: I could just, you know, have put in a word
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  Speaker 5: for me or something like that. I mean, you know
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  Speaker 5: how it works. I mean TJ said some shockers on
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  Speaker 5: Bloody Alive on here and Bloody you know sat my
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  Speaker 5: bloody snus out for him. I mean, come on, fellow.
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  Speaker 3: To be fear your snozzlers already stick it out exactly,
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  Speaker 3: so that doesn't really help.
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  Speaker 2: And also, Jason, wasn't the phrase that you used.
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  Speaker 3: It was the.
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  Speaker 2: Tirade you went on during the ad break afterwards. It
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  Speaker 2: was that sort of stuff. And to ask Magie to
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  Speaker 2: go into Batfield, I mean, that's just that's bloody. That's
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  Speaker 2: terrible for his career, you know, Jason, if I can
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  Speaker 2: just say, man like, no hard feelings, brother, you know,
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  Speaker 2: these things happen. Chapters doors closed, otherwise open.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, if you were to make an apology, a public
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  Speaker 3: apology on here, you'd ever know you luck man.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I'll see how we go. I will tell
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  Speaker 5: you what I'm going to do with fellows. I might.
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  Speaker 5: I might go to the Old Sky City. There you
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  Speaker 5: get on the Queen of the Nile. My latch won't
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  Speaker 5: have a.
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  Speaker 3: Few beg you beg on the darts, You beg on
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  Speaker 3: the darts.
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  Speaker 5: Well I am now, yeah, my career. I just got
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  Speaker 5: a call from dog Squad as well. You're not happy.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know how they bloody found out about it.
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  Speaker 5: Gold Squad money that was us.
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  Speaker 3: We told her, I've I had I put a call
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  Speaker 3: through to Broken Wood as well. You've been fired off there.
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  Speaker 3: I just wanted to give them the heads up. I've
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  Speaker 3: talked to Jermaine Clement. You've been cut out of wellingson Paranormal.
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  Speaker 3: Ryan Goslins are happy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, well I'm not so worried about Wellington Paranormal, but
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  Speaker 5: all about others for I mean, Bloody Nora.
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  Speaker 2: So that was actually the first time that Jace almost
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  Speaker 2: called him race. Isn't it funny that Jason actually got canceled.
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  Speaker 2: We didn't have this back then, Mogi. But I'm just
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  Speaker 2: going to play one of these Yeah, the racism alarm.
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  Speaker 3: H well, that's why we brought that in.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's right, just because he's done it too many times.
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  Speaker 2: So don't forget. If you want to listen to any
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  Speaker 2: episode of the Big Show, they're all available where even
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  Speaker 2: get your podcasts from. Just search Hodaki and they're all
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  Speaker 2: there for you. Here's some Shee Hard The Darky.
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  Speaker 1: Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
• 5:48
  Speaker 2: And Kissy Sound Going on The Hiducky Big Show five
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  Speaker 2: thirty six this Tuesday afternoon with Kezy and Mogi old
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  Speaker 2: Hoody joys away on holiday. So just to remind us
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  Speaker 2: of what we're missing out on, we've got old pugs
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  Speaker 2: on to light us up. Some best of the Big
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  Speaker 2: Show moments. This one, Mogi, is from September last year.
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  Speaker 2: Apparently it's about Hoidy J trying to start up a
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  Speaker 2: family business. Do you have any recollection of all notices?
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  Speaker 3: None at all.
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  Speaker 2: Literally nothing. It's just it's my brain is empty of
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  Speaker 2: all memories past about a week ago. So here it
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  Speaker 2: is best of Hoidy J trying to start a family business.
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  Speaker 4: You know, Mogi, my wife and I have been spending
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  Speaker 4: a little bit of time lately over the last month
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  Speaker 4: of two trying to think of a family business that
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  Speaker 4: we can start.
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  Speaker 3: Smart. You don't do much during the day, do you
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  Speaker 3: sitting around on that?
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  Speaker 4: No, it makes you quite busy. I'm quite busy, but
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  Speaker 4: I don't have a business. Yeah, And you know, we've
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  Speaker 4: sort of flirted with the idea of like a cafe.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe that could work. I was really keen for a
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  Speaker 4: while on Hoidy Jay's milkshakes.
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  Speaker 3: You bring all your shakes to your milkshakes to the yard. Hey, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: the boys to the yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know and just having a little milkshake.
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  Speaker 4: So whereabout, Well, there's this vacant dairy next to us,
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  Speaker 4: and it's been vacant forever. And I just see myself
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  Speaker 4: in one of those triangular little top hat things and whizzing.
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  Speaker 2: Up just milkshaggs.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe just milkshakes, just to be exclusive and really
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  Speaker 4: unique milkshake.
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  Speaker 3: It's not much chopping winter though. They don't really great
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  Speaker 3: games in winter. Or you can switch it over to
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  Speaker 3: hot chocolate pies.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe hot water bottles. It just never And then
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  Speaker 4: last night I had an epiphany. It was like what
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  Speaker 4: an epiphany? Oh yeah, and it just it's like a
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  Speaker 4: clarion bell. It just comes as a family business. Why
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  Speaker 4: don't I start a drug cartel? Because I've been watching
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  Speaker 4: the series Ken that I've been talking about on What's
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  Speaker 4: on the TV with Might but know it's all about
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  Speaker 4: an Irish drug family, and I thought, actually this would
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  Speaker 4: be perfect. I've got four girls. They could each beat,
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  Speaker 4: you know, run the main centers across the country. Right,
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  Speaker 4: They're all store launch as hell, good communicators. I got
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  Speaker 4: in touch with Kei.
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  Speaker 2: Feet, remember key Feet Ridiculously from here and a half
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  Speaker 2: of yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because he used to be in that business. And yeah,
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  Speaker 4: but you know I offered to cut him into the deal.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah mate, you get ten percent. And he's just been
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  Speaker 4: an absolute fund information about the dudes and of drugs, heroin,
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  Speaker 4: whatever we can get from.
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  Speaker 2: Well, this is the.
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  Speaker 4: Thing, you know, We've got to find the sources.
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  Speaker 3: And stuff like that.
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  Speaker 4: I've got a few here and there that I could
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  Speaker 4: probably go and tap right and overseas as well.
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  Speaker 3: And then you get into the export importing sort of thing.
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  Speaker 3: That's a trick. You want to get into the big stuff,
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  Speaker 3: then oh look, I'm thinking bigger transactions less frequently. I'm
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  Speaker 3: thinking containers. And just make sure that the credit card
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  Speaker 3: when you're buying the drugs overseas, make sure the credit
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  Speaker 3: cards and your wife's name, so that's good. And when
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  Speaker 3: they're seeing the drugs over make sure it's addressed to
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  Speaker 3: your wife.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, always Okay, Well, or made up.
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  Speaker 3: One of your daughters, sure, yeah, any youngest one, because
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  Speaker 3: she won't be able to go to proper prison, she'll
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  Speaker 3: just be put in a home.
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  Speaker 2: So but they won't believe that, you know, a fifteen
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  Speaker 2: year old is important. Containers, I'll be honest.
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  Speaker 3: Days.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, rndous I'll be honest with you, Mogi. Everything's
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  Speaker 4: in my wife's name deliberately. So yeah, mate, the debts
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  Speaker 4: that I've racked up that she's going to find about
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  Speaker 4: sooner or later, it's going to be a nightmare. But yeah,
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  Speaker 4: in her name for sure.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Once you, once you get it up and running, you
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  Speaker 2: should get me and Mogi involved.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I could see you as a mule. But the thing
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  Speaker 4: that worries me about you, Keezy Well is an ark.
• 9:43
  Speaker 4: Well a you're an ark, and the irritable bowel of
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  Speaker 4: yours is concerns me, you know what I mean. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: So I'm not sure that you could get a lot
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  Speaker 4: up there without a head causing some sort of midnight
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  Speaker 4: steamer explosion. And I can't have I can't have kilo
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  Speaker 4: yourself top quality gear, right, spray law over your shower.
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  Speaker 2: Cubical, the person I don't have a shower cubicle. I
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  Speaker 2: thought we were doing containers and then it changed to
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  Speaker 2: me spraying spraying a shower.
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  Speaker 3: But the fact that you have, you've stored kilos up
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  Speaker 3: there of quality gear also, according to me, after that
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  Speaker 3: sort of yann he here to you, the first thing
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  Speaker 3: that you were offended by was effect. You said you
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  Speaker 3: have a shower stool.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that does pass me after I do not have
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  Speaker 2: one of those.
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  Speaker 3: He does.
• 10:32
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• 10:37
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• 10:47
  Speaker 1: The Whole Aku Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
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  Speaker 2: Whole Celebrity Skin. It is twenty six minutes past five
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  Speaker 2: on the Hudaky Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. You've got
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  Speaker 2: Kezy and Mogi here, and Murgi's looking to put himself
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  Speaker 2: onto a bit of a budget. So you're cutting back
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  Speaker 2: on all the all the things in life you don't need. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: tramming back.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, you call them luxuries. Don't you keep the one?
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  Speaker 3: So for me? That is uh Sky Sport Yeah gone?
• 11:16
  Speaker 3: So no, no India Test Match? No, what's that three
• 11:20
  Speaker 3: Tests series? I don't get to watch any of that.
• 11:23
  Speaker 3: I imagine the All Blacks are also on Sky that's
• 11:25
  Speaker 3: coming up. They've got the Northern Tour, the yere. So, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's that's a little sacrifice I'm willing to make. The
• 11:32
  Speaker 3: darts have got to go. That's they've just got to go. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I mean that's the first, no brain. As much as
• 11:37
  Speaker 3: I love them, they've got to go. So we'll see
• 11:39
  Speaker 3: how on that last you guys might have heard me
• 11:41
  Speaker 3: mentioned them before. I'm off the booze, right, okay, completely, well,
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  Speaker 3: I'm off the booze unless it's already in our house. Right,
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  Speaker 3: there's also boxes that to you around here? Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I can still I forget about that. Yeah, so I've
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  Speaker 3: given up buying booze buying. You can still steal it
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  Speaker 3: or take it from work. Yeah, that's the way to go.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, there's a few ideas that have come through
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  Speaker 3: you here. On three four eight three keysy, somebody here
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  Speaker 3: sees run to work. You'll save on petrol and it'll
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  Speaker 3: keep you in pretty good. Nick.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, how far away is your house from here?
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  Speaker 3: Too fair to run? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Three k wow, that seems like the perfect distance to run,
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  Speaker 2: to be honest.
• 12:21
  Speaker 3: What about coffee? Go back to freeze drive inster. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I mean I could quite happily get rid of coffee.
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  Speaker 3: I don't buy coffees. I don't buy coffees out because
• 12:29
  Speaker 3: I think they're a rip, right, but we do get
• 12:32
  Speaker 3: there like the plunger stuff at home, right, So I
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  Speaker 3: could get rid of that. So that's going on the list.
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  Speaker 2: Coffee, Okay, coffee, because I just one of the best
• 12:38
  Speaker 2: things I've ever done is just I love instant coffee.
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  Speaker 3: I prefer get rid of that as well. I mean
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  Speaker 3: you don't have I mean I'm not getting rid of it.
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  Speaker 3: I need it to operate.
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  Speaker 2: Someone here, and you actually used to do this when
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: you were living on Wayhiki for a while there. You
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: don't flush the toilet if it was sort of if
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: it's yellow lit at mellow situation, that's right, and have
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  Speaker 2: really short showers.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, could do that, yep, do that.
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  Speaker 2: Also cut back on the laser sessions and sessions and
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: just invest in a battery hedge trimmer. Yeah yeah, probably
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  Speaker 2: not powerful in our fast well probably.
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  Speaker 3: It's in you know, it's probably a bit of an overkill,
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  Speaker 3: to be honest with you. They've been lasered within laser
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  Speaker 3: to death almost down there. So I don't think the
• 13:22
  Speaker 3: MCKID is going to be much used to me.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, someone saying here, you could just buy one pair
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  Speaker 2: of shoelacers at a time rather than six pairs.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a callback to when I was unable to
• 13:32
  Speaker 3: buy shoelacers and all you could do is buy a
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  Speaker 3: six pack of eighteen different colors. That's right. Yeah, so
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  Speaker 3: it'll be interesting to see how we go. I've got
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  Speaker 3: some ideas.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, go you can put the up raise the price
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: of your selfies. When so next time you're in the
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: Cordy Lounge and Tom York wants a photo with you,
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: because what's your current rate sixty sixty, you can put
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  Speaker 2: that up seventy. I don't think anyone would worry.
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  Speaker 3: That's still key.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you could get a job. I'll get Jason to
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  Speaker 2: represent you. Maybe get you some acting work. Yeah, because
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: that's dried up. So he has dried up.
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  Speaker 3: But a little bit of voice where it could be
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  Speaker 3: nice actually chezy if you can help me out there.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, I mean not everyone's born with a great voice.
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  Speaker 2: You could get a flatmate. You we're talking you, your wife,
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  Speaker 2: your daughter is a great flatmate, right, you know, because
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: there could be an extra sor one hundred and fiftywo
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  Speaker 2: hundred bucks a week. Maybe I'm not sure you could
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  Speaker 2: use a cheaper supplier for your hair hats.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but they're bought and paid for already. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: they have done. Yeah, you got to hear it. That's
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  Speaker 3: pretty good life.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, those are all great ideas. Keep them coming.
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  Speaker 2: On three four eight three, Like, for example, one literally
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  Speaker 2: just came through. You could buy less white tight T shirts.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's almost luxuries.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean yeah, I don't know about that. You
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: can never have too many woman's size small T shirts.
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: I completely agree, and that's the beauty of it. My
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: wife and I share them. I'm going to do I'll
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: be doing an update of budget this weekend and on Monday.
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: How much of how much of off more weekly out guns?
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: Okay, how much you've lays it off your weekly out?
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: All those suggestions on three four three in the draw
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: for a twoy price pack to keep them coming.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: The Hodarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: Kisy stephen Nix. There is just seventeen thirteen minutes to
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: five on The Huducky Big Show with Kezy and Mogi.
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: Old Hoidy j is still on holiday back Monday though,
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: and Mogi, I need some sage advice which traditionally.
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: You know type I've got man, Yeah.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: And traditionally I get a lot of my advice from
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: Hoidy j Yeah. Well exactly to be honesome. Starting to
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: think you might be trying to steer me wrong. I've
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: recently started my own business, right, a company which I'll
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: be operating through in media. Yeah okay, because just you know,
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: you've got little bits and pieces going on, you want
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: to funnel it all through one little business, which I've
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: called Keezy Industries, right, So that's now up and running.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: And the reason being is I want to make the
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: most and take advantage of like you know, you've got
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: your business expenses and all this sort of stuff.
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: And you're looking at dodge of text. Man.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: Now I don't want to dodge the text. I just
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: want to fully jews all right, yep, No, I will
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: pay my jews. I just I just want to utilize
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: fully the fact that I have a company, you know,
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: Keysy Industries. So the thing I'm still trying to get
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: my head around. I don't want to splash out for
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: an accountant, no, because I'll just get some knowledge off
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: old Mogi. Because you heaps of businesses, you still yeah,
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: so I want to know what what is and what
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: isn't a business expense. So for example, Sky Sport slash Netflix, Yes,
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: we do a television business expense because we do a
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: television review thing here I work on yeah commentary, So
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: that's okay, cool, A little techniques to that. I do
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: a video game podcast, the Extremely Casual Gamers Podcasts. Does
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: that mean that I can get as a PlayStation game
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: a business expense?
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: Sweet, okay, I'm just going to tick that. What about
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: if I buy like a pink jacket because it becomes
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: content here on the show is his pink jacket which
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: is actually faded written? Is that a business expense?
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: I mean you have to walk around and look like
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: a tool, but you know you do get to some
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: of that off.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, percentage, which is worth it. What about
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: this might be weird, but like let's say throat lozenges
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: or vocal zones to protect your money maker, your voice box,
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: I would say yes, wow, okay, yeah, tick raizor blades
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: so I can maintain my trademark. Sorry, what so I
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: can maintain my trademarks?
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: Your appearance does is regarded as an expense? Wow?
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're a presenter.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so literally, anything about my opinion, cut my haircut? Yeah,
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: what about like my head and shoulders that I get
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: at the supermarket for.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: Hidden shoulders for your dan draft shocking by the way
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: count to.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: Okay, good because I mow through that stuff, So you
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: wouldn't have to deal with that because you've got a
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: hair hat. Okay cool. What about, for example, if I
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: go to the chiropractice, Yeah, because we yell backbone all
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: the time. Is that it's a straight Okay, it's straight?
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can claim that.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: Okay, tech, this is great. I want to be able
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: to claim most stuff, Like what about porkmants?
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: Absolutely because it's content heavy, heavy content.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: And so if I just went home to my wife
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: to be fair, actually anything I buy my wad.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: W yeah yeah, yeah, awesome, it's all good.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: I can just say it's for her and then just
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: keep it. So if I just went home to Los
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: just we're just gonna eat porkmants, because I can write
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: it off as a business experience. Yeah, as long as
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: we talk about porkmants every now and then, that's right.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: You talk about your experiences of cooking porkmants, of eating
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: portmant of doing the dishes. They had portmants on it. Yeah.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what about boozezy steam steam?
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah yeah, work.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: Expense Okay, great button mushrooms.
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: Oh well, I know that's more your different meaning, right, Okay,
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: you can talk about but mushrooms. But I think given
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: that they actually mean men's downs to you is like
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: how many how many men's downstairs we're looking to buy
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: and or rent?
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: Like a punnet. Okay, well I'll put I won't include
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: X that one. I mean, yeah, what about this one
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: because you must mow through these tissues? Tissues? Business expense.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a business expense. Funny just generally funny caterpillar
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: tops and stuff like that, which I know you get
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: for free. Yeah, and that you find in rubbish bins,
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: but you could still sort of put a value on
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: it and then claim that back.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: All right, thanks Mogi, Thank you very much.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: No worries, mate, you're in you're probably going to get audited.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy
• 19:40
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• 19:43
  Speaker 3: Hold a key,