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Ep. 54 Carving Messages into the Bar Soap with Jude Dominy (Privychat 5) · Privycast

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  I have to like keep looking at my computer because it I don't trust it.
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  Uh, okay.
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  No, well not this technology.
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  If any point I'm like, whoa whoa whoa wait a minute.
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  It's because my computer has decided to like use the bathroom itself.
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  Welcome back to Privy.
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  Privy is a podcast about bathrooms recorded this week from my church's bathroom.
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  Uh we're we're in it.
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  Um just a quick potty check in and I'm not gonna do too much because I wanna get going with uh what we have for this week, but I stepped in dog poop this week and then I
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  promptly stepped in three quarters inch river rock, so the bottom of my foot was like a strange like
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  Rice Krispy Treat, but poop in River Rock.
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  So that was fun.
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  Um, super annoying.
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  Could have been avoided.
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  Uh, but the dog poop was just right where it needed to be.
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  So that's fun.
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  Uh, but we're we're gonna get right into it because I'm joined this week uh by in the bathroom, as always.
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  Uh not not quite as deep into it as as I was with Jason.
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  Jason really had me cornered.
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  but I'm joined with Jude Domini.
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  Jude, how are
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  are you?
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  I'm doing good, how are you?
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  Perfect.
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  Um yeah, so I I caught Jude before his work day.
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  He was gracious enough to swing over here and sit in a bathroom with me before he goes to work.
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  So uh yeah, he gets to hopefully nobody asked him what he did this morning.
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  perfect.
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  They're like, we don't care.
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  Just do your job and go home.
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  Although if I'm late I will tell them why it was late.
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  I I I don't yeah.
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  No, no, we're not we're not gonna be late.
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  Uh
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  that's okay.
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  I can clock in from here.
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  I'm gonna ed I'm gonna edit that out, baby.
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  Uh cuz uh yeah, no.
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  He he winked at me when he said that.
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  Whoever your Jude's boss is, if you hear this, he winked.
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  He definitely did.
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  Yeah, so we talking about work, what do you do?
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  Uh what is what is the current job scape look like?
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  Uh really all I do is help people when needed with building pallets of whatever and then ba put bands on pallets.
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  It's really the gist of what I do.
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  It's okay.
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  Pretty boring.
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  Hey.
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  Um, are you guys like building pallets for like shipping or
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  Yeah, like to send stuff out.
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  Um we do have a lot of white mom palettes, but usually they get used.
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  Perfect.
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  Perfect.
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  Um
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  We get a weekly mom palette delivery.
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  It's pretty great.
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  They're like, we need six of these.
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  Uh and it needs to be able to hold my coffee mugs.
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  Well, very cool.
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  Uh so and you also watched me do the like disgraceful setup.
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  As a person who regularly runs sound, um, what are you thinking of the rat's nest that's sitting in front of you here?
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  I've seen worse.
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  Okay, perfect.
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  That's you only really have like three wires running around.
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  The only problem is you have like ten foot wires for a maybe one foot space.
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  It's but it is what came with the setup, so
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  You can buy wires that are shorter.
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  We have but s I know of like we have like ten six inch wires because we don't need long wires.
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  Size doesn't matter.
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  shoot.
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  Uh no.
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  Um I I like to see I would have said these were more like a foot long wire, just just eyeballing it.
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  Okay.
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  uh
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  that's usually about right.
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  So I I I'm pretty sure that they're tossing in like the leftover wire that they're like, Yeah, we don't know.
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  Probably.
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  Um well cool.
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  and I promise I won't wad it up into a big ball.
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  I know that stresses people out.
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  Yes, because it makes it ruins the wires.
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  It does.
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  I I regularly just like whenever I use the the mics and stuff here, I'll regularly just like pretend to wad it up and hand it to Kyle our our like me I don't know what he's
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  worship guy, but he also does like media.
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  I don't know how to Yeah.
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  Just yeah, but no but like when Kyle is back there, I do it as a joke to like hand him this like rat's nest of wires and be like, Here you go.
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  This is how I've interacted with what you gave me.
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  And he always just rolls his eyes.
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  Yep.
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  Uh so um with with running sound, have you ever have you ever been running sound and had to go to the bathroom but you couldn't because what do you like, do you just hold it?
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  or do you just depends on the situation.
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  If if they're doing if we're doing worship and we're a couple songs in, I'll run over real quick.
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  But if we're on like the last song, then I gotta just wait.
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  Cause then the pastor comes up and you gotta mute stuff and unmute stuff.
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  Yep.
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  But if it's like in the middle of a section where like you don't gotta mess with nothing, I'll just run down real quick.
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  Let it run on autopilot.
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  Yep.
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  That's funny.
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  When you're doing media it's a whole different story 'cause you can't just leave.
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  You gotta you know we gotta get y'all like some sort of like a squatty potty or something back there just in case of no
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  You you forget sometimes on backlog with your wife doing Yeah.
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  I doubt she really wants to look over and be like, hey, he's just taking a
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  We could get like a divider too, you know.
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  I there's not enough That's true.
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  There's barely enough room for two people.
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  But it's already built up, like so that that under space, that see that's it could drop down into there into like a collection tank.
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  I'm gonna I'm gonna run this by the people who have say in things.
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  They're gonna say no.
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  They always say no.
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  That's essentially how my life works.
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  I have bad ideas that usually are filtered out by people, but when they're not, uh people get to hear them.
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  So since I've known you, one of the I I took down a few notes because I I wanted to make sure that we use the time well so that way you don't have to clock in remotely.
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  Uh since I've known you, you have been like a guy that likes to like pull a good gag.
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  Um especially like when we when you were in youth group, um the pool table didn't survive, uh there's chairs that just didn't survive and and it's it's part of the casualties.
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  Um but have you ever pulled like a bathroom gag on anyone?
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  Uh just in general.
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  So growing up we we read the Captain Underpants books and in the books there was one section where they mentioned if you take like a little ketchup packet and it's like fold
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  it over and you can put it under the toilet seat lid.
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  Yeah.
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  And we ties me and Tys put like quite a few of under the toilet seat lid one time.
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  And then our sister Hosanna went in and sat down.
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  Perfect.
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  We got in a lot of trouble.
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  Well, 'cause it went eh It it was a it was yeah.
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  man.
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  I was really hoping that you were gonna say that you did that to Titus.
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  I'm I'm glad that he played a part.
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  Uh I just like the thought of Titus getting hit with ketchup.
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  It's a good thought.
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  Now you know when you record with him having sit on the twenty
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  Man.
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  Yeah, it's coming.
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  Uh he's like I think he's like posted up waiting for it.
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  yeah.
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  Um I just don't know if I I'm sure he has stories, but he never like says, Hey, I got stuff.
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  So I have a few questions that I always ask everyone on the show when they're here.
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  Uh and the first is what type of toilet paper are y'all using at at where you're living or or would you like to be using if you're not using what you'd like?
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  whatever gets purchased.
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  I I don't I don't shop whatsoever.
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  When I do shop I spend more than I should have on stuff that I did not intend to get.
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  Perfect.
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  So it's always just whatever's there.
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  Oh so do you have like any preference at all?
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  You just I mean sheet?
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  Okay.
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  I I've used anywhere from one ply to I don't know what ply.
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  You're gonna hole punch yourself with one play.
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  I
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  You just gotta fold it a lot.
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  Yeah.
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  Gotta keep layering it.
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  I don't know if my whole situation's just too aggressive or too wet.
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  But there's the one ply just can't get it done.
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  Um Okay, so whatever's available, it keeps it simple.
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  Have you ever had to use non toilet paper material as toilet paper?
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  And if so
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  Yes, I've used I've used leaves before.
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  I learned you have to kinda layer those two or you will hole punch yourself.
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  They they were they were thick, but they were not sturdy.
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  They were not meant for this.
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  No, they were not.
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  I found that fairly quickly.
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  That's so good.
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  Um okay, well leaves is an acceptable thing.
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  Like that's that's not super wild.
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  Like yeah.
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  Copy or paper is that one I've heard people be like, yeah I
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  I feel like at one point I have used paper, but I can't recall that.
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  You probably blocked it out of your mind because it's the experience is so awful, I feel like.
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  I mean it's just paper though.
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  Like as long as you don't get a corner
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  doesn't give in any way though.
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  It's like so rigid that it's like I was getting ready to make like a butt swooping motion with my finger and then realized that wouldn't be appropriate for right now.
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  So I'm I stopped.
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  I spared everyone.
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  Um but I just feel like it's gonna create a tube that slides down the crack and then it's just gonna like I don't know.
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  To rape it out.
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  Yeah, you just like make a no.
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  No scraping involved.
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  Scraping is bad.
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  Um Okay, so it with the toilet paper, do you are you a folder or are you a crumpler?
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  Folder.
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  Very good.
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  You gotta fold it.
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  I already feel more safe sitting in the bathroom with you knowing that you're not a crumpler.
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  I will
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  I've tried crumpling, it doesn't work.
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  You can't.
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  You just can't.
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  And there's people that are like, this is this is me every single time.
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  No.
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  I crumple it.
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  And I'm like, it how do you how do you organize what happens if it begins to come uncrumpled?
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  You can't.
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  It's impossible.
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  Perfect.
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  Uh so bar soap or liquid soap.
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  Uh what do you mess with?
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  Bar soap or liquid soap?
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  I prefer liquid soap.
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  Liquid soap.
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  Very good.
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  Um now.
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  Ever since I spoke with my lovely wife, I I was brought to the realization that people regularly share bar soap.
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  Yes.
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  Like in the shower.
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  Yes.
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  So so what do you think about that?
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  'Cause I I'm stuck still.
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  So it's
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  Growing growing up, we never had bar soap, but when we stayed at our grandparents' house, like when we were like really young, then when we took showers and stuff, they only had
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  bar soap other than shampoo.
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  So we'd have to share bar soap.
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  But what they had is what they told us to do was to put the bar soap in a rag and then pretty much use the rag to wipe yourself and the bar soap just the soap just gets into the
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  rag.
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  So the soap didn't really touch you.
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  But the real question is like, did everybody use the rag or did it soap
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  That's it's liter it's made to be clean.
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  It cleans itself by its own existence.
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  Yes.
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  I I think my barrier is I think at one point 'cause my dad used bar soap.
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  He always used that like Irish spring.
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  I was gonna say Old Spice, but yeah, the green Yeah.
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  That's like a classic, like dude above the age of thirty or forty bar soap.
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  But I think one time I found like
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  It gets that like weird white film.
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  Mm-hmm.
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  And that's the barrier for me.
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  I can't I can't get past it.
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  I know it's just like soap that has dried, but my brain doesn't let me believe that.
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  And it tells me that it's all sorts of other possibilities that I don't want involved with my armpit.
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  See my my question was since you had so many siblings.
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  See with when we did showering at our grandparents' house, sometimes like we would fidget with the soap and we'd like take our fingernails and like scrape at it.
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  Yeah.
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  Oh no.
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  And we'd like make like little like words or something and it we'd like leave messages for each other.
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  It was it was kinda great.
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  So my question is did they ever do that?
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  Or did they just leave it as a bar of soap?
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  I will have to follow up with her 'cause this there's so much potential for what you just said.
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  Like I'm seeing these like guys and kids in prison.
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  Like this is a whole new world of like how how are they passing these messages?
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  They're like in the shower, just like with their finger, just trying to like carve like SOS messages to their friends.
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  Yep.
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  Wow.
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  Weird.
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  Do you know if your siblings ever got the messages?
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  I have no clue.
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  Did you ever receive one?
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  Uh so you're just like carving messages into the soap?
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  We'll see.
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  Hmm.
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  Well, tip typically I was the last one to take a shower and then the next every morning my grandpa takes a shower and it's like two hours long.
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  I don't know what he does in there, but it's forever.
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  He and he probably is the first one that gets it and doesn't even like pay attention to it.
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  He's like, it's more rigid.
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  The so the the bar of soap has a lot of like scratch factor.
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  It's like pumice, but just soap.
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  Um Wow.
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  I imagine it like builds up a lot more soap suds on the soap with those ri Yeah, I don't know.
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  You've unlocked something new there.
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  Cause with okay.
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  No, 'cause like so the liquid soap I'm using right now, I gotta tell you about this.
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  Um, it has like
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  It was purchased from It's Bath and Body Works.
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  It's not important.
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  It's Bath and Body Works, but like it's got these little like dots in it that are supposed to be rougher.
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  Um and it says body wash, but like those little rough beads don't belong everywhere.
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  because if you don't rinse them off properly, they get like stuck like in your armpit hair.
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  Yeah.
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  Or like in other places that is crack.
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  related and it just kind of like over the course of the day is like a piece of sand that just like rubs and it's like, Hey, y'all gotta I don't know.
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  Bath and Body Works, y'all gotta change that.
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  Um, 'cause you're it smells really nice.
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  like using that like working man's hand creamer stuff, but like to wash yourself.
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  Yes.
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  And then like if you don't rinse it off really well you're just it it just grinding it hard, like Yeah.
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  And then you're like fidgeting about it and you can't get your undies to sit right with it and it's just not right.
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  Yes.
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  So how are you on baths?
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  I I've tried taking a bath once.
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  When we were young, we used to take baths all the But when I was older, I tried taking a bath once.
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  I hated it.
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  I like I immediately was like, this is just like it's too hot in here.
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  There's like it's like there's not enough room to do anything.
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  Like I even set up a little TV to watch TV and like I made it five minutes into my show and I was like, nah, I'm just gonna move back to my room and watch TV.
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  Yeah.
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  This is dumb.
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  It's like if I want to do this, I go into a hot tub.
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  It's the same thing.
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  Right, and the water's moving in the hot tub.
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  Yeah, yeah.
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  So your thing with baths is purely like the amount of room that you have to spread out.
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  And just like
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  not comfortable 'cause you're just straight.
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  You're just sitting there straight and it's like I can't relax.
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  Yeah.
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  Well and you're a taller guy, like I don't know, they probably make like a big and tall
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  But we never we never had one.
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  Right.
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  So so to exam to show you how tall I am, when I had like my feet flat against the faucet side of the tub and I pushed and my legs were straight, my back would be sitting up.
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  Uh see that's not
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  It sucks.
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  Yeah.
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  So I literally have to like sit with my legs up and my me's knees like out of the water for me to like even get like close to neck level.
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  And I'm like, this is this ain't right.
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  And I believe the that that is the birthing position.
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  Like knees up, laid back.
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  I think the medical term for that is the birthing position.
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  I'm not a doctor, um, but I I think that's it.
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  So you're uh you're you're a you're a thumbs down on baths, but it's not and maybe it is.
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  Is it have anything to do with like you sitting in your own bath water?
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  Because that's
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  Well when I did it I took a shower before in, so that that part didn't really matter to me.
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  'Cause I was like, Well, I'm already like wet.
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  I might as well try it 'cause it's been a while.
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  I didn't like it.
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  I'm already wet.
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  Well
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  different if you're like dry and you're like, I don't wanna like go and sit in a bath just to right waste time.
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  Gonna trouble myself with just like only getting wet to soak.
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  Yes.
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  Um, so my and this is one that I wish I had known about before I i had interviewed all the people that I talked to, but I I had a buddy who told me that like one of the methods that
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  he uses is he he'll run the shower and then like he'll he'll wash and then he'll do the thing.
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  And then when he's on the like down slope of the shower, like he's rinsed everything off, he'll actually just plug the toilet.
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  And now like it's rinsing down and and also filling the bath.
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  And I have a lot of barriers to that.
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  But then you're so there sometimes there's times.
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  Like some we've I've had a like a shower where like it doesn't drain properly so like it'll kinda back up a little bit.
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  It it just doesn't it's just weird.
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  Walking around and just like water while you're taking a shower just not right.
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  Yes.
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  Yes.
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  It's like if I want to do that I go to the beach and wait for it to rain.
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  Right just walk around in the water.
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  Stand in the ocean and look up.
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  perfect.
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  So do you have any bathroom p pet peeves?
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  Like things that just
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  I mean so
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  When people leave towels on the ground.
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  So my my wife she she uses two towels when she takes showers.
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  Yes.
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  One for the ground and one to dry herself off.
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  What does for the ground mean?
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  Like to stand on?
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  Yes.
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  Okay.
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  Okay.
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  'Cause when when she when she dries herself off, she gets water all over the ground.
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  So she's learned to just put a towel on the ground.
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  And I'm like I've told her just dry herself off in the shower, then lay it on the ground.
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  Yes.
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  If you're that worried about it.
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  Yes.
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  And she still uses two towels.
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  She'll deny it a lot.
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  'Cause I we used to live with our mother in law's so we had three girls that did that.
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  uh Well, one of them didn't.
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  The other two did, and neither of them would like accept it.
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  It's like it's one of you two.
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  It's like we're never
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  Do trial by jury to sort out who's doing this.
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  Like who's yeah.
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  Okay.
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  So two towels, so laying leave leaving towels on the ground.
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  And hair in the drain.
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  That irritates me every time.
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  And once again, no one will fess up to it.
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  Yeah.
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  So I have I I have the luxury of like well I do have a daughter now, but I didn't before.
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  And so any hair crime committed in the bathroom is very clear to me that Anna had committed the hair crime.
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  Except for like the sink beard tr trimmings, that definitely me.
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  The key is to just never trim.
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  See, when we when we found hair in like the tub, we wouldn't throw it away because there was like enough girls in there just got a glare from under.
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  What did you do with it?
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  We so it would still be really wet.
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  So we'd pick it up and we'd just throw it up the wall of the tub.
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  Uh and that would mark and show that somebody somebody didn't take care of their hair.
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  But I had but I had to take a shower so I didn't want to deal with you right now.
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  But a lot of times until somebody actually got around to clean the bathroom, the wall would have a bunch of just like a bunch of just hairballs on the wall.
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  It there was like at one point like ten or twelve.
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  It was there was a lot of hair.
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  But nobody would like want even though the trash can is literally like right now next to the toilet, which is right next to the bathtub, so it's like it's right there.
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  But nobody wanted to t go that far.
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  Well and I get I get why you wouldn't 'cause you're not doing it.
• 21:21
  But I I have to believe that all of the folks involved with this hair And it's just like if I do it, I'm I'm conceding defeat.
• 21:30
  I'm admitting that I did this thing and I I just can't touch it.
• 21:37
  What?
• 21:38
  That's yeah.
• 21:39
  So Anna does the like swirl it and leave it on the wall and then sh well
• 21:44
  There was a few times where it did not get removed and I was like, Hey, this has gotta get removed.
• 21:49
  I can't imagine opening the shower and just seeing like just hair clumps attached to the shower wall.
• 21:56
  Wow.
• 21:57
  That's I'm sorry for you.
• 22:00
  Um but yeah, hair clogs are the worst.
• 22:03
  Yeah.
• 22:04
  Uh especially if you don't have the right tools to remove them from the drain.
• 22:07
  Like at one point I have two like number two pencils just like trying to tweeze hair out of a drain.
• 22:13
  for us then it typically was like they're big enough clumps they wouldn't like you'd be able to just pick down?
• 22:17
  Yeah, you'd be able just pick it up.
• 22:19
  Like you wouldn't we wouldn't need a tool.
• 22:21
  Like we they wouldn't clog because the hairs were like so long and they become such clumps.
• 22:25
  You'd be able to just pick it up.
• 22:27
  Like we didn't we didn't have any special tool to get the hair out of the drain.
• 22:30
  It just never went in the drain.
• 22:33
  So like you could step in it.
• 22:35
  Yeah.
• 22:38
  that's I don't like that.
• 22:40
  That that concerns me.
• 22:42
  Um Yeah, when you step in the shower you don't want to step into anything.
• 22:47
  Like especially sand.
• 22:48
  Like when you go to the beach and you put the stuff in you run that first shower after the it's just it's just wet sand on your feet.
• 22:56
  It's the worst.
• 22:57
  And then you just can't take a shower till you rinse it out.
• 22:59
  It's just like Yeah.
• 23:01
  You never get it all.
• 23:02
  Like Nope.
• 23:03
  The only way to actually get it all is just to keep using the shower and keep it running until eventually the shower just gives up the fight and it's like, Yeah, the sand is gone
• 23:12
  now.
• 23:13
  You can you can sleep tonight.
• 23:16
  You find more sand.
• 23:18
  It's everywhere.
• 23:19
  Wow.
• 23:19
  So any other bathroom pet peeves, just the two?
• 23:22
  Uh Hey.
• 23:25
  Well Wow, hey, good for you.
• 23:28
  Especially since you shared a bathroom with Titus for so many years, like Yeah.
• 23:33
  Oh growing up there was all four of us sharing a bathroom.
• 23:37
  Yeah, so it was my two sisters and Titus and me sharing one bathroom.
• 23:42
  And then when we went to the house over in Sweet Home, then we had Titus had his bathroom, the girls had their bathroom, and the dad had his bathroom.
• 23:52
  Right.
• 23:53
  Yeah.
• 23:53
  And I've used Titus' bathroom there.
• 23:55
  And th that's all I'm gonna say about it.
• 23:57
  Uh yeah.
• 24:00
  I'll harass him another time.
• 24:02
  So using the bathroom, what what a s like food establishment, fast food or otherwise, messes you up the the absolute worst, like does you the dirtiest.
• 24:13
  Taco Bell.
• 24:14
  Yep.
• 24:15
  That's really all I've eaten in the past month.
• 24:18
  And it was twice.
• 24:18
  oh I I typically don't eat out that much.
• 24:23
  That's fair.
• 24:23
  So it's typically just Taco Bell.
• 24:25
  Other than that I either don't eat or it's whatever dinner is.
• 24:30
  Just I don't eat or whatever's available.
• 24:34
  Yeah, Taco Bell, you know, I I've pinpointed what it is at Taco Bell.
• 24:38
  Like for me it's the beans.
• 24:40
  If I do the beans, done.
• 24:41
  Um, or if I get like that cheese sauce.
• 24:47
  That cheese sauce is killer.
• 24:48
  But you gotta do it.
• 24:49
  Like y you're not if it's on there you're not gonna not get it.
• 24:54
  Unless you're like a dairy free person.
• 24:59
  Whatever.
• 24:59
  Hosanna?
• 25:01
  Is Hosanna doing that?
• 25:03
  Not dairy free, but she can't have too much dairy.
• 25:05
  Really?
• 25:06
  I know your cousin can't either.
• 25:10
  He he'll be at youth group and he'll we'll have like I don't know if he'll get in trouble f Okay.
• 25:18
  Uh but we'll have like ice cream and stuff and he'll make a point of being like, Hey, like I I'm really not supposed to have ice cream and stuff like that.
• 25:27
  okay, that's cool, but then he's Well no, but I'll take a bowl of it.
• 25:30
  But I just like
• 25:32
  I think it's more of a courtesy like, Hey, I'm letting you know that I might have to run into the bathroom.
• 25:36
  Uh and
• 25:37
  That a hundred percent is what it is.
• 25:39
  Yeah.
• 25:39
  Yeah.
• 25:40
  that kid's hilarious.
• 25:41
  Um wow.
• 25:43
  So back to the showers, I wanna I wanna jump back over there.
• 25:46
  Have you ever taken a dark shower?
• 25:47
  I um it'll change your life.
• 25:52
  Uh we were talking at young adults a few weeks ago that it's like those sensory deprivation chambers.
• 25:58
  And we have like a night light in our bathroom which gives just enough light to like be able to navigate your stuff, but man, the dark shower is is the way to go.
• 26:07
  Have you ever eaten or drank anything while in the shower?
• 26:10
  Now you sent me you sent me a link that the the good people at Good Mythical Morning were like testing out this weird stuff that people do in the shower.
• 26:20
  Have you ever eaten or drink dranking drunken drinking anything in the shower?
• 26:28
  Yes, but no.
• 26:29
  So I w I wouldn't bring a beverage in, but sometimes when I got thirsty, I'd f take the shower head off and I'd point at the ground, flip it over to cold and I'd just like switch
• 26:37
  it over to stream and I'd just take a quick drink.
• 26:39
  No way.
• 26:40
  Yeah.
• 26:40
  And then I'd switch it back to hot and then when I got warm, I'd switch it back over and then put it back up.
• 26:44
  It's not a drinking fountain.
• 26:46
  It's just as it's about the same thing as hose water.
• 26:49
  I know, but the idea that like isn't it too much work to take the shower head completely off?
• 26:55
  No, like so we had the ones that had the ho the hose that had the attachable hose thing.
• 26:59
  So you'd be able to take the handle off and then it had like the stream thing, so it'd just be like a coachy stream.
• 27:05
  Like yeah, I cut switch it over to the No, I didn't take a wrench into the shower with me and take the whole shower out.
• 27:10
  Like are you like unscrewing the actual shower head?
• 27:13
  I was like and then like reverse drinking fountain like with your mouth like underneath a soda.
• 27:20
  Right.
• 27:21
  Okay.
• 27:22
  That makes more sense.
• 27:23
  That's not a bad idea.
• 27:24
  I don't have one of those removable thingies, so it's kinda like there's no way to not freeze myself in
• 27:30
  only way I've ever used I've never I've never taken taken off to like clean myself any other way.
• 27:35
  They it's the only time I've ever taken off.
• 27:38
  Huh.
• 27:39
  So that exists for drinking for you.
• 27:42
  Yes.
• 27:47
  Sometimes you get thirsty.
• 27:49
  Yeah.
• 27:50
  Wow.
• 27:51
  Well your your buddy Jason, he is like, Get yourself a cold soda in the shower.
• 27:56
  He's he swears by it.
• 27:58
  Uh it's pretty good.
• 27:59
  have you ever performed a waffle stomp?
• 28:03
  man.
• 28:04
  Okay.
• 28:04
  Kate.
• 28:05
  So the actually this is the shower drains that we have here at the church are like the perfect drain for a shower st for a waffle stomp.
• 28:13
  Because it's got like the grooves, it's flat.
• 28:16
  Yeah.
• 28:17
  Like
• 28:19
  You know, in most showers they don't um like I can't stomp on the drain in my shower 'cause it's like lifted up with the little like pluggy thing.
• 28:26
  So I'm like I if I did it, if if I did it.
• 28:30
  You can take those out.
• 28:31
  I know.
• 28:32
  It's not that hard.
• 28:34
  But i again, back to the if I I would have to just like pre stomp it back where it's like not and then just like kinda scoot it towards the drain.
• 28:43
  have to like grind it up so it's like mixes with the water so it just
• 28:47
  It's like those people that like stomp on grapes to make wine but like
• 28:52
  It's Hunter stopping in a shower to make diarrhea.
• 28:57
  My poop go away.
• 28:58
  Um have you ever like okay, so the other thing that people do, and I think this is actually worse, but they instead of just getting out of the shower and going to the
• 29:06
  bathroom, they will like reach back and do the deed into their hand and just like toss it into the toilet.
• 29:14
  No.
• 29:14
  Okay.
• 29:15
  That seems senseless and
• 29:18
  The most I've done is middle of the shower, soaking wet, jumped on the toilet.
• 29:22
  Like that's the only way
• 29:23
  And yeah.
• 29:25
  I had kind of that experience this morning, like got out of the shower and my guy was done, which is which is better.
• 29:32
  But then you go to the bathroom and it's like I might as well just get back in the shower.
• 29:35
  'Cause like we've we've sullied this whole mess.
• 29:40
  We've ruined everything.
• 29:41
  Very good.
• 29:42
  Um, so you've you've shared with me that you've had a couple of close calls bathroom wise during commutes.
• 29:49
  Do you wanna do you wanna talk about those at all?
• 29:52
  There there's one main one that I wanted to mention.
• 29:55
  It's good.
• 29:56
  It's pretty messy.
• 29:58
  So a couple months ago, I think it was like January, February, I think it was February.
• 30:04
  Um we got back from swimming over at the Y, and my stomach wasn't feeling too hot.
• 30:11
  So I was like, okay, maybe I'm just hungry because I hadn't eaten anything all day.
• 30:14
  My mother in law brought back some cunch wraps, ate one of those.
• 30:17
  Taco Bell.
• 30:18
  Yep, some Taco Bell.
• 30:20
  And my stomach was kinda feeling better, but it still hurt.
• 30:22
  Oh.
• 30:23
  And then later that night I went to bed, woke up at like one or two in the morning, and I was like, I gotta go.
• 30:29
  I like I I gotta go.
• 30:31
  So I just book it out, throw my robe on.
• 30:34
  I make it 'cause so I'm living in the shop area, which is right next to the house.
• 30:38
  So I have to go outside across to the house and then across the house to get to the bathroom.
• 30:43
  So I go outside
• 30:45
  And I get close to the house and I I know I'm not making it.
• 30:48
  Like it's it's start it's starting to come out and it's liquid, so you can't just hold it.
• 30:52
  Uh so I'm just standing in the grass and it's kind of just like coming out, and then as it's coming out, I start having to also throw up.
• 31:01
  So at one point I throw up, which then makes it come out of my butt end more.
• 31:07
  And then I remember at one point I kind of just like on all fours, coming out of both ends, and I'm
• 31:13
  It it's just I'm just miserable.
• 31:15
  It just sucked.
• 31:17
  So but I was able to get my robot, so I didn't get anything on my robe, which was great.
• 31:20
  But I'm just on all fours, in the grass, in my underwear, coming out of both ends.
• 31:26
  And I'm like why?
• 31:28
  And lu luckily my wife was confused why I booked out of the room so fast and she came out and she was like, Are you okay?
• 31:34
  And I was like, No.
• 31:36
  Do I look okay?
• 31:37
  It's like, No, I I I need help.
• 31:41
  So
• 31:42
  She she she runs in and grabs me a towel, so I kinda just like s put like a DIY baby diaper on with a towel, run into the bathroom, and I kinda am just sitting on the
• 31:54
  bathroom.
• 31:55
  Mind you, my whole butt is covered in crap down dripping down my legs.
• 32:00
  So I'm sitting on the toilet and it's just like all over and I'm like, this is gonna take forever.
• 32:06
  And I was like sick enough for like when I stood up, I started getting nauseous.
• 32:10
  Oh no.
• 32:10
  So I had to do it in like in like little steps.
• 32:14
  So I like had to grab a bunch of toilet paper, stand up for a minute, wipe off a bunch, and then set back down.
• 32:20
  But a lot of times it would kind of just defeat the purpose because there would be so much on the toilet seat already by the time I sat back down, it just reversed it all.
• 32:28
  my gosh.
• 32:28
  So I was spent I think two hours in the bathroom just doing like little bursts of standing.
• 32:33
  And eventually I got to the point where I was somewhat cleaned.
• 32:38
  And then I had my wife bring me some clothes and I just spent that night in the house.
• 32:42
  I was like, I'm not.
• 32:43
  Wow.
• 32:43
  I'm not.
• 32:44
  And then I d I took the other clothes I had was wearing that just got destroyed and I just threw them away.
• 32:49
  Yeah.
• 32:49
  It's like there's no there's no going back.
• 32:51
  There's no sense in trying to watch this, like it's it's just gonna be a memory at that point.
• 32:55
  Nope, it's just it's done.
• 32:57
  And then all night every time I had to like 'cause like I was drinking a lot of water, but every time I got up, I just was nauseous.
• 33:04
  So I'd have to like I'd have to get up, go over to the dining room, sit down for a minute.
• 33:09
  Get up, fill up my cup, sit back down the dining room.
• 33:12
  Get up, go back to the chair and fall back to sleep.
• 33:14
  It it was about a twenty minute process just to get a cup of water.
• 33:18
  And if I was up too long, I'd get nauseous and I had to book it to the bathroom.
• 33:23
  It was it was miserable.
• 33:25
  Was it
• 33:26
  Was it the flu or do you think it was the crunch rap?
• 33:29
  uh I think it was the flu 'cause the c I feel like the crunch up didn't have anything to do with it 'cause
• 33:34
  The Crunch Wrap, like, it'll liquefy things, but it shouldn't like
• 33:38
  No, 'cause I've had crown traps before and they weren't that bad.
• 33:40
  Fairly recently I've had a crown trap and it w like two days ago.
• 33:44
  And it wasn't that bad.
• 33:46
  It it was definitely the flu.
• 33:48
  'Cause it lasted a couple days and I was like, nope this
• 33:51
  is wow, that is awful.
• 33:52
  Um, but also might be the worst like I've messed myself story I've heard in some time.
• 33:59
  Like
• 34:00
  It it was a I literally my whole lower half is practically covered.
• 34:05
  Y your wife was probably like, W what is going on?
• 34:08
  Like, why?
• 34:10
  I was like, good thing you married me 'cause you ain't going back now.
• 34:14
  You're stuck with this.
• 34:15
  Yeah.
• 34:16
  Y you should have messed with her and be like, Yeah, you know, I have this every other month sometimes.
• 34:22
  It's weird.
• 34:23
  What?
• 34:24
  Like, no.
• 34:26
  man.
• 34:26
  I don't even know what like I'm trying to think of like what what I mean, like, I guess Anna's response.
• 34:35
  It just I'm laying in the front lawn, just dookied out.
• 34:40
  Wild The process too to get clean.
• 34:44
  I do have a
• 34:45
  Um so there is a there is a bacteria.
• 34:48
  I heard you went to the w pool at the Y.
• 34:51
  Called Cryptosporidium.
• 34:52
  Um it's one of my one of my favorite things to talk about.
• 34:57
  Uh maybe it was that.
• 34:58
  Who knows?
• 34:59
  Um you get it from public pools and it will give you diarrhea.
• 35:04
  It's time to see the Y.
• 35:07
  For emotional damages.
• 35:09
  I was the only one that got it though, out of the whole family.
• 35:12
  And all the other old people that were in the pool in the other half.
• 35:16
  yeah.
• 35:17
  But some of those little people probably already rolling around with diapers anyway, so like they nah, never mind.
• 35:22
  That's mean.
• 35:23
  Um and then the other the other thing on that is like and
• 35:33
  I just wanna understand.
• 35:34
  So you you're doing this standing up motion to get clean on this.
• 35:39
  Is that a special activity d for this specific instance?
• 35:43
  Or are you one of these people that like, oh I just entered the matrix over here.
• 35:48
  I think an Autobot's trying to overtake something.
• 35:52
  If they're Decepticons, not the Autobots.
• 35:55
  Also they're making another one that's completely unrelated to the rest of them.
• 36:01
  Hashtag on sponsor.
• 36:02
  Alright, let's try that.
• 36:04
  Yep, you're good.
• 36:05
  You don't sound like it essentially sounded like somebody was just running your voice through static.
• 36:11
  Um, but it's it's clear as a whistle now.
• 36:16
  but yeah, so this stand up situation, was that a specific thing?
• 36:21
  Yes.
• 36:21
  Well because it was there was there was crap between my butt and the toilet seat.
• 36:26
  So I literally I had to stand up to like clean off.
• 36:29
  Like turn up.
• 36:31
  Cause 'cause you and I both know someone, and I'm not gonna out him here, who is on record with me saying every time I wipe, I stand all the way up, I wipe, I throw it in the thing,
• 36:43
  and I sit back down.
• 36:45
  And that's nonsense.
• 36:46
  I there have been times where like I wouldn't fully stand up, but I'd kinda like lean forward so my butt's off the toilet.
• 36:52
  But I w I wouldn't like fully stand up, stretch, like take a break and then go back at it.
• 37:00
  Yeah, that's that that's wild to me.
• 37:01
  Okay, so that makes more sense.
• 37:04
  Well cool.
• 37:05
  That is um that was the the time you had the I sa it's in my phone as the time you did the thing on the front lawn.
• 37:12
  So um you anything that you wanna leave folks with, I know like any any movies or anything you're looking forward to or you know
• 37:25
  A lot of them, but also not very many, 'cause they're the so Disney is has been remaking all of their old movies live and they're ruining most of them.
• 37:34
  The only one that is decent is the Aladdin movie, and even that one wasn't that great.
• 37:39
  And it's only decent, I think, 'cause Will Smith is doing his thing.
• 37:42
  Yes.
• 37:43
  He somewhat ruined the genie, but Right.
• 37:46
  He made it his own genie.
• 37:48
  Yes.
• 37:48
  I that's the only way that you could swing that is to do it your own thing.
• 37:52
  Yes.
• 37:53
  Um Well cool.
• 37:56
  Thank you for being here.
• 37:56
  Uh and uh thank you all for listening.
• 38:01
  you get to see the shameful part that I Well, time to annoy people.
• 38:06
  This is the part that I skip when I listen.
• 38:08
  where you advertise uh all the people that helped you with the podcast.
• 38:12
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• 38:13
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• 38:15
  We're out there.
• 38:16
  If you get on that TikTok, uh you're gonna find that some of those some of those offerings reveal a little more than the ones that you find elsewhere.
• 38:26
  That's all I'm gonna say about it.
• 38:27
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• 38:30
  We'd love to hear from you.
• 38:33
  You can send pictures if you want, but I'm not officially soliciting that because I am a little scared.
• 38:38
  Um also it doesn't stop random well, not random, I know them.
• 38:42
  But people from just sending me pictures of their turds.
• 38:44
  And it's like with no context.
• 38:47
  It's just like, okay.
• 38:50
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• 38:53
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• 39:00
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• 39:08
  Thanks, Kevin.
• 39:10
  This has been another episode of Privy.
• 39:12
  Thank you all so much for joining us.
• 39:14
  Thank you for being here.
• 39:15
  No problem.
• 39:16
  In the bathroom with me.
• 39:20
  And now, as always, and I'm gonna I'm gonna travel the mic for this one.
• 39:29
  the headphones were still in my ear.
• 39:30
  I almost ripped my earlobe out.
• 39:33
  And now, ooh, I might have to flush the urinal on
• 39:38
  As always, removing.
• 39:40
  yeah, that six foot cord came in handy.
• 39:43
  Don't forget to flush.
• 40:00
  That was the longest flush I have ever dealt with in my life.
• 40:03
  Talk to Michael about the pressure on that bad boy.
• 40:07
  That was something else.
• 40:09
  I can't wait to hear what that sounds like later on.
• 40:11
  Yep.
• 40:12
  Bye.