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Exxxotica NJ ‘26 Recap + We Drove the Staten Island Ferry · Sparxxx TV Podcast

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  Going to drive a ferry? I don't know, is it pilot?
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  Pilot a ferry. Crash.
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  I'm not going to crash the Staten Island Ferry, I promise.
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  Didn't see it on the news and it might have been me.
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  Avi also took out his tiny little acorn and I can't Unsee.
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  That and she's not lying it was acorns are probably bigger.
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  I had to text her on stage saying stop being negative I.
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  Was I don't know, I'm just saying, but I'm when I stopped
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  working and started stopping cheating movies, I probably
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  stopped having sex at home too. So maybe that might be bad.
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  That's actually not the record. And I said that's the record.
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  And he goes, what's the record? And I said 919.
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  He's like, how do he goes? What do you mean?
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  How do you know that? And I said because that's my
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  record. And he was.
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  The Sparks worldwide live in a all shouting
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  Lisa Sparks. Welcome back to Sparks TV.
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  We are going to recap Exotica and it's also Halloween so you
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  get us dressed in costumes. Hurry up, it's hot in here.
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  OK, you can take it off now. No, we want to come out sweating
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  like I. No, Take it off.
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  I feel bad. Take it off.
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  We'll release you. That's.
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  First time you've said that a long time.
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  We'll release you. Oh boy.
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  OK, your hair looks, your hair looks OK.
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  Your hair looks good. Is this OK?
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  I. Got it.
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  Nothing. Happens.
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  You know how I am about my hair. I know, let me see.
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  All three strands I have. You have more than three
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  strands, but it looks good. OK, 5.
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  You know. Don't say that, it'll probably
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  turn off on it. I know, maybe right?
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  Anyway, it's about to be Halloween, so happy Halloween
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  before we start talking about exotica.
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  We had a lot of fun by the way. Too much fun?
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  Yeah, always too much fun. So much fun.
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  We ran into people that we haven't seen in years. 20 plus.
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  Yeah, we've had entirely too much to drink.
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  Per the course. Per the course.
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  And then to top that off, we came home with the flu.
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  So this is I. Don't know if it's the flu is
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  weird. I don't know what it is, but.
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  It was like half flu. I had the, I had the fever.
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  You had the fever like. Fever and chills.
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  And yeah, that's what I'm saying.
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  It's, you know, anyway and we're still not recovered but.
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  I like dog. Yeah, we're not recovered, but
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  we're doing this for you guys. Just for you.
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  So yeah, make sure to subscribe 'cause we need you to do things
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  because we're here dying. Right.
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  We're dying for you. I don't.
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  Even know if we could say that we're unaloged.
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  Yeah, we're unaloged for you. But yeah, like he said,
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  subscribe, tell your friends sharing is caring, hit the like
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  questions you want to ask us. And if you go mow the lawn or
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  whatever you do, just turn on the channel and let it play and
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  walk outside. You don't have to watch exactly.
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  Run real easy, just let it play. Put it on on your earphones and
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  just listen to it. We just need the.
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  Need the streaming hours? Yep.
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  We need that like pronto. Yeah, we need that.
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  Like, hurry up. Time is running out.
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  Exactly. Pardon to edit that out.
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  I'm leaving that an in. I know, right?
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  Just to verify we're sick. That's what I said.
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  That's what I said. You do with the blowjobs, right?
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  Well, there that went. So, but I was right.
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  That's that's 100%. True, I wish I had enough to
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  make that noise. You really got an act with me.
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  You don't have to act that way. Anyways, let's go.
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  Into it anywho, so Exotica started on the 22nd when we got
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  there well it got it started for us on the 22nd setup. 23rd was
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  the first day that we were there, but the first night we
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  were there, we met up with our friends at the bar and
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  everybody's down there and it's the beginning of the show and
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  everybody set up their booth and everybody's so excited.
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  So we started drinking. I did find out that Annie from
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  the Sheraton Edison bar, shout out to Annie.
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  She's a great bartender. She.
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  I love her pouring technique. Yeah, no.
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  So I found out after she was telling me about the other girl
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  at the end of the weekend, she was double pouring all of us all
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  weekend long. That made more sense.
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  I felt it 'cause I was like, these are like the stoutest
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  drinks I've ever had. They're like those little tiny
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  cups. I mean, we were drinking them.
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  And the first one we went, you know, you make that face where
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  it's like, woo, OK, we're, that's what we're doing.
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  What happens? When?
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  Fox TV goes wild. At least I got colour in this.
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  Oh F Oh no, Claude'll fix it, don't worry.
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  Claude's my boy. Thank God Claude is your boy.
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  Cheer. Talking about your night.
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  After that, we drank at the bar. Soccer.
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  We drank a bunch at the bar. We met my my good friend
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  Platinum. We met a couple of new people
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  and just, you know, talked to people that we know that from
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  the shows. And all of a sudden, it was
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  probably, what, 2:00 AM maybe? Or one.
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  One whatever, apparently. I don't remember this, but
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  apparently I was leaning over the bar and I was spinning,
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  throwing up, spitting. I'm not sure, but I don't
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  remember any of this. She was that girl that.
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  Night, first night, I was like, rookie move, dude.
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  You did it clean though. I I'm impressed.
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  Well, even. Even you've done it before,
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  yeah. Even the bartender said that she
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  was like, she saw me the next day and we had beer the next day
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  and she was like, that's probably what I would do, too.
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  She's like, you were pretty hammered last night.
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  I was like, yeah, I was, that's pretty hammered.
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  You're right. Also, though, we don't know if
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  something else happened. That's true 'cause it is highly
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  unusual for me to get that drunk.
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  Like it does not happen, it doesn't happen, it does not
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  happen because I really don't drink.
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  I spread my drinks out, right? That was another rookie move
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  because we we weren't watching our drinks.
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  Yeah, we were not. Yeah, we were not paying.
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  Interest in drinks? And there was some little girl
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  that came up and started talking to us and then he was talking to
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  the husband boyfriend. I don't know, whatever, he never
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  saw him, whatever. Anyway, I was talking to her and
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  then I turned around and I like, say something and I don't know,
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  maybe something got slipped in my drink 'cause then she tried
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  to walk me to the elevator and then he comes and then she
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  scattles off and I was like, oh, that doesn't make sense.
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  Yeah. So I'm not 100%.
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  Sure, the more we look back at it and think through it.
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  The more we replay it in our mind, I think something may have
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  gotten in my drink Inadvertent, like, I don't know what I'm.
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  I wouldn't say it's inadvertent, 'cause I'm sure that whoever
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  was, if she was doing it, it was probably on purpose.
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  I don't know what she thought she was gonna get, but.
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  Do we look old? Were they trying to drug us and
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  get take advantage of it? They made that or they thought
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  they were going to steal from us.
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  I don't know. Didn't she realize I still had
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  it going? Yeah, right.
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  I. Could drink this stuff, yeah.
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  Well, it's funny 'cause. You 'cause it didn't slip
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  anything in my drink. Yeah, well, you came to the
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  elevator and then you said she just get out of it.
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  I don't remember even going to the elevator so.
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  Yeah, she walked with. She was on one arm, I was on the
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  other arm. And then soon as the elevator
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  opened. She was like, OK, I gotta go.
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  Yeah, like I was going to take her up there, but you know,
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  whatever. Damn it.
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  I know, but apparently that night I got in the room and
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  crawled on the floor, almost hit my face in the bathroom.
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  Very bad. Very bad.
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  Butt naked. Yeah, I know.
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  And I didn't take advantage. I know you.
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  Didn't even think about taking pictures either.
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  Well, couldn't use them anywhere.
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  Well, that's probably true. I should do it just for
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  evidence. Right, just for.
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  Proof I didn't do it. Just to remind.
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  You did it. You did a space for a sense of
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  the porcelain God over there. You did this yourself.
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  Well, then the next day I was still sick as a dog, and I think
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  that's probably where it started getting I cut.
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  I progressively I progressively get telling myself I'm not going
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  to get sick. I was willing myself to not get
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  sick the whole weekend. I kept saying that because I
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  literally took a bite of food and and it came right back up
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  and the next day. And so we literally, the show,
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  thank goodness, didn't start until 5:00 in the afternoon.
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  Yeah, we. Definitely got our rest.
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  So I got a ton of rest. We were like, we're ready to go
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  when we got to the show. So the show was so fun.
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  I got to be in a fashion show. That was interesting.
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  I'm surprised you you went through with it.
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  Well, I really wasn't going to. I kind of was just going to.
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  They were going to go up there and I was going to be like,
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  oops, oh, I forgot. Yeah, but she came right past me
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  and goes come on. And I was like, I was like, I'll
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  be there in a minute. And she's like, OK.
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  And then I get a text going. Get your over here and I was
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  like sorry, OK bye bye. You had.
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  A Rochambeau, Gianna. And I, no, not Gina, Sarah.
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  So did I. So behind the stage I ran into
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  Sarah Jay. I love Sarah.
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  I haven't seen her in a a million years.
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  We'll have pictures and stuff. And she did a little thing.
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  She came back to the booth when we got done with this fashion
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  show and she did a little clip for us for the pod.
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  So I'm super excited. So shout out to Sarah Jay.
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  She's amazing. She pricked on my camera skills,
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  that was. Nice of her, I know here with
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  Lisa Sparks. Look at me.
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  She came on. I was like seen each other in
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  1000 years. No, for sure.
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  I just thought we'd say hi to Sparks TV.
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  Why not, right? It's amazing.
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  I didn't even know, but now I know the podcast.
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  We talk about every him and I host together and we talk about
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  everything, like questions that people ask me and all that
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  industry stuff, laundry stuff. Yes, I like to talk everything.
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  I like to talk a lot. Do you have guests on?
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  We don't yet because we're still trying to figure it out.
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  OK, well, if you decide you wouldn't have guests on, I've
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  got like endless conversations. Of course, of course you will be
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  first on my life, I'm telling you.
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  But anyway, this is like a day one.
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  We ran into Sarah Jay. I can't believe it.
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  I mean, she was great. She wants to be our first guest
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  if we ever can get guests on here.
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  So it's great. I love Sarah, but we're back
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  there and all these other girls that were in front of us were
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  like, we don't want to go after you guys.
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  And we're like, well, that's fine, just go, just go.
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  And so we got to the end and they were like, well, who's
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  going last? And so Sarah and I were like,
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  well, Rochambeau. So we Rochambeau, I got to go
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  last. I got and it was a come as you
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  are. So it was whatever I was
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  wearing, which was that's what she said.
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  I see. Yeah.
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  Which was a see through, a see through top and a pair of jeans.
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  My biggest thing was please don't fall walking down this
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  thing because I didn't know if it was shaky or what it was
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  going to be like. But it was fun.
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  We had a good we had a great time doing it.
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  I thought it was going to be horrible.
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  It wasn't so. Yeah, it's definitely outside.
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  Your that my normal comfort zone, so I put myself out there
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  and did it. Yep.
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  That was a good job. Proud of you.
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  I know, right? It's impressive.
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  Usually you find a way to. Get out of things.
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  Step off to the side. Yeah, I try.
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  I try to do that. I try.
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  I'm like, Oh no, that's not so much.
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  Especially when that was the most clothes you had on all
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  weekend was not really but jeans and a see.
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  Through top Yeah, I liked the top.
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  I probably could have had a different bottom part, but I
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  didn't know what went with it. I try to.
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  I had the pant. I know fishnets, I know.
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  I got it. I tried telling you.
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  But I didn't have any and. Leave a comment below if you
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  like fishnets, boom. I'm wearing fishnets the next
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  time, I promise. How are you?
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  Because I've already got an idea for.
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  Women ideas how what to wear now.
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  For at least one outfit, I've got an idea.
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  What's the next show, Fabian? It's.
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  Well, yeah, but that's not what I was.
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  That's not what I was talking about.
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  I was thinking about the next Exotica show.
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  But yeah, ABN, it depends on if I'm signing at ABN or not.
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  If I'm signing, then I would probably move the outfits that I
• 11:02
  was talking about up to that. You better.
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  So yeah, you better check the crap 'cause if it's who we hope
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  it's for, yeah. I don't know, I got approached
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  by by someone. I don't want to jinx it.
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  So anyway, so that was day one. It was fun.
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  The fans were great. There was a lot of fans there.
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  This show, I will say, was billed as being bigger than
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  Chicago, and it was not bigger than Chicago.
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  Not for us, not for us. And everybody said that.
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  Everybody said from last year to this year was half the crowd.
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  I don't like our location but go and be real.
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  Yeah, No, no, no, I I didn't like it either.
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  We were across from our favorite friend that we were across from
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  in Chicago, but. He's selling stuff.
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  He is selling stuff. He was like retail.
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  We'll go on about him later because he he works for some
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  place that allowed me to come there.
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  I didn't get to, I got, I didn't get to film what I did.
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  Little bit, but little bit. Well, yeah, I took some
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  pictures, but they wouldn't let me film the actual part.
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  So anyway, then we went back to the hotel, drank the beer and we
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  ran into Tyler Faith. Not seen Tyler Faith in probably
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  18 years, 19 years. Known her for well over 20
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  because we all we used to work at K6 together.
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  Wow, take it way back. That's crazy, Yeah.
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  And so we got. We never did any kind of clip
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  with her. What the heck?
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  I feel like I've got a video, but I don't think we're talking.
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  I think there's a video of her and we got several pictures.
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  But yeah, I don't know. I don't.
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  I could have sworn. I think I said we would do it at
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  the booth because it was with the the thing.
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  But we never did see her at the actual show.
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  I mean, we did, but we were on our way out because she was on
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  her way in. She did.
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  She did the late shift. Yeah.
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  And we'd been there all day at that point.
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  But Saturday was good. We did.
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  I had to do the panel. The panel did not do well
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  because I was prepared for other questions.
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  Don't even give me a start on the panel.
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  Yeah, I so the panel. The panel was a bust, like I was
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  expecting. The panel itself was fine.
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  You were a bust. Well, I, yeah, I did not.
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  I did not do, but it's because I was prepared for other
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  questions. You're smarter than.
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  That I am smarter than that, but I got totally out of whack with
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  that. I literally had to text her on
• 13:03
  stage saying stop being negative.
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  I literally got out of whack because I was expecting it to be
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  questions about BBW and and the state of the industry and all
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  these things because that's how it was set up for me, that
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  that's what it was going to be. And all it was was fans asking
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  questions and like had nothing to do with what I was in my
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  mind. Preparing actually made it
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  easier, you just didn't. Go with it.
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  It should have made it easier, but I was already in the mindset
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  of here's what I'm going to say. And I was like, I have it all
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  together. I'm going to do it.
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  I'm going to be you. Didn't know how to introduce
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  yourself? Well, because these other girls
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  had like, they're like therapists, sex therapists and
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  this and that. And I'm like, I don't have those
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  titles. I'm just a porn star like.
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  You have a degree. I know, but now?
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  Several degrees I. Was just going to be like, well,
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  you do. I was like, I'm, I said I'm Lisa
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  Sparks. I'm a porn star.
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  I don't, I don't have a I'm not a sex therapist.
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  I'm not any of those things. Been in business with thousands
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  of years and I. Said I was like, I've been in
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  the business for 25 years, but yeah, so I just.
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  Wasn't Platinum had to jump in and introduce you because you
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  didn't even know your name all of a sudden?
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  I said my name, barely. Oh I'm Lisa Sparks.
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  I don't have all these fancy titles yeah wait a minute wait a
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  minute since she won't introduce herself I'll do it for her.
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  Icon legend Been in a business like 3 decades or almost Yeah
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  almost. So I'm not going to age you, but
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  yeah, that's fine, girl, I'm 50 is fine.
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  Oh yeah, I do have a game with sparks.
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  Yeah, I I podcast now Sparks TV. Check it out on YouTube.
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  There we go there we go. I do everything.
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  So we're just summon it like that.
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  But you know me, I don't like to be like, I'm not going to be
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  like I'm the iconic blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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  I guess that's not me. That's never going to come out
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  of my mouth. So.
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  Those words should never come out of.
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  Me exactly. That's what I'm saying.
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  Don't say that I I wouldn't have to.
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  Just say who you are. And what you've done, I did and
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  I just. Director, producer, blah blah.
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  All that I see you will, because I was not expecting any of that.
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  What? Tell people who you are well.
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  I thought she was just going to say who we were and that was it,
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  like. We want to do everything.
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  Yeah, she's a moderator. That's what they do.
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  They moderate. Well, she did.
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  She ended up having to because you cut the bed.
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  It it was OK Whatever. I I said things that I thought
• 15:12
  were funny and everybody else took it a little too serious.
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  What did you say? Let's go into that.
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  I let's go into this. I apologize.
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  This is how we get. Rolling.
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  What? Did you say look at me?
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  I get it. Whatever.
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  Look at me. I don't want to look at you
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  because you already said it. It's out on tape.
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  It's. Not nobody's going to see that,
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  but I said some things that I was joking about and I how are
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  you joking? I laughed and I thought people
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  would think it was funny, but they did.
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  Most people. After you get done, you say.
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  Just kidding. I was laughing.
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  I was like haha like I didn't realize.
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  You're. I just what did you say?
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  I'm not really fun. I was, I don't know, the same,
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  but I'm when I stopped working, started stopping shooting
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  movies, I probably stopped having sex at home too.
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  So maybe that might be bad Until you get to the right camera.
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  Yeah, you get no, it's not bad. It's like you just get to the
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  right and you're like, OK, so it's all, you know, it's fun,
• 15:58
  but when it's fun, it's fun. I was making fun of that.
• 16:00
  I was saying that we don't have sex anymore, which is totally
• 16:02
  untrue. No, totally untrue.
• 16:04
  You gave the ad Lib version. What was that?
• 16:07
  Ad Lib version I know. Give the whole version.
• 16:10
  Well, I don't remember exactly what I said, but the Adlet
• 16:12
  version was I was making fun of the I was saying that we don't
• 16:14
  have sex, which is. A fan ass. 100 thousand 100,000%
• 16:18
  now your. Personal life is different from
• 16:20
  your. Your personal life is with your
• 16:22
  persona of Lisa Sparks. Well, I should have just said
• 16:25
  and what? Did you say?
• 16:26
  Here's what I should. Have said after I got done
• 16:28
  shooting movies we stopped having sex at home.
• 16:30
  I was. That's what you.
• 16:30
  Said I was kidding and that's what you yes.
• 16:33
  I had a room full of people that looking at me like I am a
• 16:36
  straight idiot. I understand and I apologize
• 16:39
  because it came off way the different.
• 16:41
  How the hell is that funny it? Was not because I was trying to
• 16:43
  be funny like ha ha like. I almost went up there and
• 16:44
  grabbed the mic and chucked it off.
• 16:46
  It's. 100% not true. And I was like, I felt bad after
• 16:49
  I said it when you said something to me because I was
• 16:51
  like, that's I meant, I meant it as a joke.
• 16:53
  And I laughed and I thought everybody got that I was
• 16:54
  kidding. Once again I said she's being
• 16:56
  negative and I had to text her stop being negative.
• 16:58
  Everything I have. Her mouth was coming.
• 17:00
  Out it was it was bad, but I like it's again, I said I was
• 17:02
  prepared for other things and I just my brain was not able to to
• 17:06
  pivot that day. It's it's bad.
• 17:08
  It was bad for him, but that is 100% not true.
• 17:10
  Who likes anal? Three of them raised her hand.
• 17:13
  They didn't. This one did not raise her hand.
• 17:15
  She. Didn't think I needed to.
• 17:17
  They asked the question, but I didn't really.
• 17:19
  But I had fans there that, yeah, knew I did.
• 17:21
  It well, did they? And I well, when I answered it I
• 17:24
  said I'm. Pretty sure a few fans dropped
• 17:25
  off like I don't see her anymore.
• 17:28
  I said I've done it all. I was like I've said, I've taken
• 17:31
  the big ones in there. So anyway.
• 17:34
  Oh, it was it. Was not it was not great.
• 17:36
  Oh, and when you put the whole foot in your mouth, oh, whatever
• 17:42
  that again, that was something that at at the moment that it
• 17:45
  was taking place, I was like, why did I say yes to miss?
• 17:48
  So I was like, this is not, I'm not good at these things and.
• 17:51
  She can't remember her first scene and then she's going.
• 17:54
  To know her first anal scene I 100% could not remember, it was
• 17:57
  too long ago. Wasn't your first scene?
• 17:59
  I was like. No, I know, but I was just like,
• 18:01
  I couldn't remember any of the scenes because they're my first
• 18:03
  ones were so long ago. I was like, I knew I enjoyed it.
• 18:06
  I had a great time, obviously, because I kept doing it for 25
• 18:08
  years. But my first scene, Oh gosh.
• 18:11
  So my first actual movie was with, oh, I'm going to forget it
• 18:16
  right now because I can see his face.
• 18:18
  He does everybody's first movies and I can't, I cannot remember
• 18:21
  it right now because it's been so long ago.
• 18:22
  But that was the first one and it was, I just, it felt normal,
• 18:24
  like I, it was just, you know, we're having a day.
• 18:27
  Let's go. So I had fun.
• 18:29
  Yeah. Anyway, it was it was not good.
• 18:31
  So anyway, I'm. Getting hot under the collar, I
• 18:33
  know. Not a good way.
• 18:34
  It is hot in here though. Good, I'm not freezing.
• 18:36
  Finally. Yeah, I was going to say my
• 18:37
  sweater's making me hot, but so that was part of Saturday.
• 18:40
  And then we went back, stayed for a little bit more, saw some
• 18:44
  more fans. That was good.
• 18:45
  And then we went back to the hotel because this convention
• 18:47
  did not serve alcohol, so we were like, we were hungry for
• 18:51
  dinner. Another reason why Chicago was
• 18:53
  better? Yes.
• 18:53
  We were hungry for dinner, so we went back to the hotel.
• 18:55
  We I changed, we changed into, you know, just other clothes and
• 18:58
  then went and had dinner, had a couple drinks and then we were
• 19:01
  both like, well, let's go back now because we're like got a
• 19:04
  little, got a little fun liquid in us.
• 19:05
  So we'll go back. So we went back and hung out for
• 19:08
  another hour or so, but it was really slow.
• 19:11
  And everybody said Saturday's supposed to be the big day, was
• 19:14
  not big, was not big at all. And you were even liquored up
• 19:17
  having fun. I know.
• 19:19
  I'm like, we had some people next to us that had it.
• 19:21
  It was good music, but they had fruit platters and I don't know
• 19:25
  what the heck was going on there.
• 19:26
  Took up half our booth. And then we had the, the, the, I
• 19:28
  think they were trainees right next to us, the I.
• 19:32
  Don't know what the. Hell, I don't know.
• 19:33
  I I see. What I'm saying, I think several
• 19:34
  of them, yeah. Yeah, I know.
• 19:36
  So, yeah, mixed up. I, I, we wouldn't, I don't think
• 19:39
  we'll go back to that one, which is fine.
• 19:41
  We'll just stick with Chicago. That's perfectly fine.
• 19:43
  Keep them wanting more. Exactly.
• 19:45
  Somewhere else. Exactly.
• 19:46
  And then Saturday night, another night of way too much alcohol.
• 19:50
  It's because you're a few drinks and above me.
• 19:53
  Are you recording this? I am.
• 19:55
  Fabulous. Hi there.
• 19:57
  This is going on the pod. Look at mine compared to hers
• 20:00
  and I'm four into her one and. One and a quarter, maybe quarter
• 20:06
  maybe I don't give or take. 4 to 1, is that what Joe?
• 20:09
  Yeah, because our friend, our friend Joe came that we hadn't
• 20:13
  seen in a million years and apparently.
• 20:15
  Last time I saw him, I died. Oh yeah, he was the one that was
• 20:18
  with us during the ambulance ride.
• 20:20
  That's right. He then remembered all that,
• 20:22
  too. I know and he told us not to do
• 20:23
  that this time, so which we didn't.
• 20:25
  And well, he he didn't leave it up to a chance 'cause he
• 20:28
  disappeared in the middle of night.
• 20:29
  True, he did he. Didn't say bye.
• 20:31
  So he got sick. So he got sick too.
• 20:34
  What's his he's got. We all three had the same thing.
• 20:36
  So I think I blame him, but yeah.
• 20:38
  But we ended up staying at the bar till about well, it was
• 20:41
  about 2:00 AM. Then we went with we were
• 20:43
  hanging out with Tyler and. Puma.
• 20:46
  Puma, Swede and a couple other people and then she's like,
• 20:51
  let's go back to the room so we went back to their room with
• 20:54
  this group of people that several of you we didn't know.
• 20:57
  We ended up seeing there was a guy dressed as a girl and.
• 21:01
  It's all way too much there. He pulled his wig off.
• 21:03
  He also took out his tiny little acorn and I can't Unsee that.
• 21:08
  And as soon as him and I saw that, we're like, OK, and it's
• 21:10
  time to go. And she's not lying.
• 21:12
  It acorns are probably bigger. Probably, yeah.
• 21:14
  And I was like, OK, we need to go now.
• 21:16
  It's definitely time to go. But then I heard it really got
• 21:18
  wild. But we were gone.
• 21:20
  I was, we were like, no, we're good.
• 21:21
  We passed right out that. Night we did we, I think at that
• 21:24
  point we were still kind of trying to recover from Thursday
• 21:28
  and we got a lot of sleep on Friday, but I don't think it was
• 21:32
  enough. And then I think both of us were
• 21:33
  really starting to get sick because Sunday I really felt
• 21:37
  awful. But when we got to the show, we
• 21:40
  got late to the show and we stayed for an hour, maybe not
• 21:44
  even that 30 minutes, I don't know.
• 21:45
  It was super slow on Sunday. There was like nobody there.
• 21:47
  If you're watching Dan, you didn't hear that.
• 21:49
  Yeah, you don't care. We came for about half an hour,
• 21:53
  saw there was nobody walking by. There was there.
• 21:56
  It was all the same people that we'd already seen.
• 21:58
  And then we just packed up the booth and went back to the
• 22:00
  hotel. I got a couple things to recap.
• 22:03
  Yeah, over the weekend. Interesting.
• 22:05
  Yeah. Lee, interestingly.
• 22:08
  It's weird how many fans came up and says nice to meet you and
• 22:10
  that's all they wanted was shake their hand.
• 22:12
  Yeah. That's all they want, yeah.
• 22:14
  Nice to meet you, it was weird. No pitcher.
• 22:16
  I thought it was crazy that there was a lot of people that
• 22:18
  knew you and they were like, I, we know who he is.
• 22:21
  I was like, oh. No pitcher, no nothing.
• 22:23
  They just. Yeah.
• 22:24
  I just wanted to say hi. It's nice to meet you in person.
• 22:26
  And I'm like then the one guy that irritated my soul, the guy
• 22:30
  that came with his own 8 by 10 pictures and he said can have
• 22:35
  your autograph. And she said sure and gave him
• 22:37
  the price. And then he didn't like that
• 22:39
  price, 'cause he. Says, well, I'm going to go to
• 22:40
  the ATM, I'll be back. I don't have any cash.
• 22:42
  And I said, well, I take away. I said I have cash, I have QR.
• 22:44
  Codes. For Cash App and and PayPal.
• 22:47
  And he was like, oh, he's like, oh, I'm just going to go to the
• 22:49
  ATM and get some cash. I said OK and we never saw him
• 22:51
  again. But people like that, you got to
• 22:53
  understand if we're signing autographs on somebody else's
• 22:57
  content, we got to pay that company too.
• 22:59
  So the price is going to be a little higher instead of just
• 23:01
  buying the 8 by 10 that's offered at the show, right?
• 23:04
  So take that for what it's for what it is.
• 23:06
  But I got to. Check.
• 23:07
  I mean it. I mean, it's my, it's my
• 23:08
  autograph. It's not free.
• 23:09
  Well, it's name of that is. I want me to.
• 23:11
  If you're going to think you're going to RIP off a girl by
• 23:14
  printing your own pictures that are poor quality and you're
• 23:17
  probably just going to put them on.
• 23:18
  Yeah, and you may pay them on eBay.
• 23:19
  Yeah, you may put them on eBay or something.
• 23:21
  Yeah, 100%. It is so hot in here right now.
• 23:23
  I apologize. I'm going to be having a hot
• 23:25
  flash anyway. Sunday when?
• 23:28
  The hell did you break up my flow?
• 23:29
  Sorry. Sorry, sorry.
• 23:30
  But the rest of Sunday was pretty good.
• 23:32
  So back to our friend that was across the booth.
• 23:36
  Our friend Mike lives in Staten Island and he drives or works
• 23:42
  for the Staten Island Ferry. And so he said, hey, before you
• 23:46
  leave town, come over, you can drive the ferry.
• 23:49
  Give you the Grand Tour. He's I'll give you the the Grand
• 23:52
  Tour and we'll show you how to, we'll show you how to operate
• 23:54
  the ferry. I was like, OK, when else are we
• 23:57
  going to get that opportunity, right?
• 23:59
  Yeah, yeah. So so Sunday, after we got done
• 24:02
  with the show, we took the train into the city.
• 24:05
  Kentucky Rays with a worldwide vision from the country rose to
• 24:09
  the bright lights. Yeah, we're cruising.
• 24:11
  I'm. Going to drive a ferry, you
• 24:13
  guys, I'm going to drive a ferry.
• 24:15
  Ferry and then. Heading into this city.
• 24:18
  Unfortunately. I'm going to drive a ferry.
• 24:21
  I don't know, is it pilot? Pilot a ferry.
• 24:23
  Crash. I'm not going to crash the
• 24:25
  Staten Island Ferry, I promise. Didn't see it on the news and it
• 24:28
  might have been me. First, we get to ride the train.
• 24:33
  Crash a train as well. Different kind of train that I'm
• 24:37
  used to. Thing I thought it was going to
• 24:42
  run us over. And.
• 24:45
  Probably where we got. Might have been where we got
• 24:46
  Sing. Came out at MSG right before a
• 24:49
  Knicks game. So it was like a madhouse of
• 24:50
  people. And then got down to the
• 24:55
  terminal where they pick up the ferry.
• 24:57
  We picked up the ferry and we got to go up into both of the
• 25:02
  houses and I couldn't record it, but, you know, control the
• 25:06
  pedal, control the little blenders as they call to go back
• 25:10
  and forth across the the leavers.
• 25:12
  Yeah. So anyway, the guys from the
• 25:15
  Staten Island Ferry are Mike, our friend Mike, Jack Allen,
• 25:19
  Harold, Patrick, Ninja and Carlos.
• 25:21
  Those are all the guys that we met.
• 25:22
  And they are so amazing and so welcoming and were so nice to
• 25:25
  let me and him come up and just hang out with them for two rides
• 25:29
  across the Hudson River. So thank you guys so much for
• 25:33
  giving me an opportunity of a lifetime that I never would have
• 25:36
  had if it wasn't for you guys. So that was the end of our
• 25:40
  weekend throw. Your freaking hands to the sky.
• 25:43
  Sparks TV keeping Sparks.
• 26:06
  Yeah, the legends survive. The best viewing of New York is
• 26:10
  on top of the ferry. It is.
• 26:12
  It is that and the Statue of Liberty, because we get to see
• 26:15
  both of those. But yeah, the city is beautiful,
• 26:18
  even makes Staten Island look pretty.
• 26:19
  Yeah, for going towards Staten Island.
• 26:22
  But yeah, it is the best view of the city coming back.
• 26:25
  It's super nice. It was interesting because they
• 26:27
  taught us all the all the beeps and boops and sonars and all
• 26:30
  that stuff. So yeah, it was super fun.
• 26:33
  We had a great time and then we hopped a car home and.
• 26:36
  Everybody here is high when the light starts swinging, bass too
• 26:38
  loud and the whole floor jump in sparks.
• 26:40
  TV has the chaos speaking and whole crowd locked and all.
• 26:43
  I locked when the red light blinking, camera slash popping,
• 26:46
  whole room staring. Hung out and met 2 comedians,
• 26:52
  Nate and PJ along with hanging out with Tyler.
• 26:56
  Nate Benn. Nate Benn.
• 26:58
  I don't know how to remember. That PJ Moran they were super
• 27:01
  nice and after the because they were talking to Tyler and some
• 27:04
  other girls and then they left and then we were just hanging
• 27:07
  out and he was still hanging out and he goes I had some
• 27:10
  questions. I guess he was doing a podcast
• 27:12
  with somebody at the show and they were asking questions and
• 27:14
  he says, well, the questions I had he's all we're not they
• 27:17
  didn't like him. And he goes can I ask him to
• 27:19
  you? And I said sure, so I'll just
• 27:20
  listen to him right. So he goes through one of the
• 27:22
  questions and I was like, yeah, he's like, that's not my
• 27:24
  favorite. Goes to the second question.
• 27:25
  And the second question was about Bonnie Blue.
• 27:28
  And I look at I look at him and I'm like, Oh my God.
• 27:33
  And so I wait and he finishes the question, which is unlike me
• 27:35
  by the way, I. Was just going to say.
• 27:36
  That to, to let somebody finish when I have a thought.
• 27:38
  Yeah, when I have a thought, I just like want to get it out.
• 27:41
  So he gets through this question and I said, you know what's
• 27:42
  really funny about that Bonnie Blue thing?
• 27:44
  And he goes, what? And I was like, that's actually
• 27:46
  not the record. He goes, what?
• 27:48
  And I and he all weekend we had the 919 stuff everywhere.
• 27:52
  And so Jeff has the shirt on and I said, that's the record.
• 27:56
  And he goes, what's the record? I said, 919.
• 27:59
  He's like, how do he goes? What do you mean?
• 28:00
  How do you know that? And I said, 'cause that's my
• 28:02
  record. And he was, Oh my God, He's just
• 28:04
  like freaked out. He was like, that's so crazy.
• 28:07
  And I was like, no, it's more crazy that you asked that
• 28:09
  question to me and didn't know. Didn't know that.
• 28:12
  Like I was just introduced to him as Lisa.
• 28:14
  How the stars aligned? Yeah, I was like, so crazy.
• 28:16
  So then we ended up talking with him for hours, like just about
• 28:20
  everything. He's a very funny guy.
• 28:22
  We could have sat there for hours and talked to him, but I
• 28:23
  was like, we need to go to bed. But.
• 28:25
  Timu, Matt Reif. Timu Matt Reif That's right.
• 28:29
  Nate Ben, I love it. But if you're in Atlantic City,
• 28:33
  go to the Tropicana. That's where he's at now.
• 28:35
  The Trop Go see Nate Ben. He's there all the time.
• 28:39
  The Trop That's what he kept calling it.
• 28:40
  So I know, right? I'm just, I'm just calling it
• 28:43
  what he calls it. And then our last day was
• 28:45
  Monday. It was our travel day.
• 28:46
  Had the fever, had all this. I think any if anybody's looked
• 28:50
  at my Instagram, he posted an Instagram picture of me laying
• 28:53
  with my hoodie up on my bag in the airport dying.
• 28:57
  It was horrible. It was terrible.
• 29:00
  That was the worst travel ride home ever.
• 29:02
  What happened? You can't hold your stuff
• 29:05
  anymore. It's true, but I made it.
• 29:08
  Did you? Yeah, not home yet.
• 29:11
  I shouldn't break my pumps off. I know I got to order you
• 29:14
  another one. I don't look that bad, Sparks.
• 29:16
  Worldwide living. Well, we made it, we did, we
• 29:41
  made it safe. We had so much fun.
• 29:43
  We had so much fun with our friends and, and so it was, it
• 29:46
  was a good show. I'm excited for AVN, which will
• 29:50
  be the next show. You know cool things might
• 29:52
  happen, right? And it is right around the
• 29:54
  corner. Oh my gosh, cool things could
• 29:55
  happen and you know, it is what it is.
• 29:58
  Did you enjoy Exotica? At times.
• 30:01
  Yeah, me too. Anyway, no.
• 30:04
  There's fishnets involved, but. I got the fishnet memo.
• 30:07
  I got it. Did you it?
• 30:08
  Did 'cause that's how you get him there and you did it.
• 30:10
  Yeah, I like that one top, but I could find it somewhere else.
• 30:13
  He's probably charged me a million.
• 30:14
  Dollars, I don't know, he said. You're, you look good that day.
• 30:16
  You should have hit him up. But yeah, so no football picks.
• 30:20
  We're going to start doing those separately, so.
• 30:22
  Maybe. Yeah, maybe.
• 30:23
  We may not do them at all because we've been terrible this
• 30:25
  week, so the last couple weeks have been awful.
• 30:28
  So football may be dead to us, but make sure I don't know what
• 30:31
  we're going to do next week. We'll figure it out.
• 30:33
  I have no idea. Yeah, we'll figure it out.
• 30:35
  Come back and join us next week and we'll be talking about
• 30:38
  something. But don't forget to subscribe to
• 30:40
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• 30:43
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