Latest / The M&M Experience / M and M EXTRA May 22, 2026 Colbert out, memories of Carson -- Late Night Roundtable
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- 0:02Speaker 1: Welcome to a meeting of the minds crafted from decades
- 0:05Speaker 1: of talk show experience, an extension of the magic they've
- 0:09Speaker 1: created together on radio in the phenomenon called M and
- 0:13Speaker 1: M Hot topics in the News and wisdom from LFE.
- 0:16Speaker 1: It's Mark Davis and Mike Gallagher. This is eminem Extra.
- 0:23Speaker 2: I wish you could have heard us arguing about who
- 0:25Speaker 2: was going to get to go first today on a
- 0:27Speaker 2: Friday episode of eminem Extra. No egos around here. I'm Mike.
- 0:32Speaker 2: I'm that part of the M. He's Mark. He's the
- 0:35Speaker 2: other M. And of course he wants to start now
- 0:38Speaker 2: every day you started yesterday? Why would you get to
- 0:41Speaker 2: start again today?
- 0:42Speaker 3: Because I'm starting out with this because I told everybody
- 0:44Speaker 3: I would. It's the book you sent me. It's the
- 0:46Speaker 3: Love Johnny Carson, book by the guy who sort of
- 0:49Speaker 3: was almost a stalker.
- 0:50Speaker 2: Because but I can start. I can start the show
- 0:53Speaker 2: and then hand it over to you quick. Why do
- 0:55Speaker 2: you have to do this? You can?
- 0:56Speaker 3: And I suppose here that you have. I suppose, but
- 0:58Speaker 3: what I said, what I said, so graciously I'll start
- 1:02Speaker 3: today because I want to start with how kind you
- 1:04Speaker 3: were gracious? Just send this book Mike essentially told me
- 1:07Speaker 3: to pretty well screw myself because he's starting and that's
- 1:09Speaker 3: all starting to.
- 1:10Speaker 2: Be you started yesterday. Look, look I have, I got PTSD.
- 1:15Speaker 2: I was once thrown in to a radio show in
- 1:18Speaker 2: New York City with a co host who didn't want
- 1:21Speaker 2: to be there, didn't want to be there with me,
- 1:24Speaker 2: made my life a living hell. It was one of
- 1:26Speaker 2: the worst about two years, maybe year and a half
- 1:29Speaker 2: of my life. I'm not mentioning any names, but it
- 1:32Speaker 2: was rough. And so now I get to share a
- 1:35Speaker 2: podcast and a YouTube show with somebody who I happened
- 1:39Speaker 2: to adore. So it's I don't want to have any
- 1:41Speaker 2: bad feel we share this. You ain't top billing. I
- 1:45Speaker 2: ain't top billing. Now you are going to be here
- 1:47Speaker 2: by yourself next week, which I love as we need
- 1:50Speaker 2: we need your an AUSO show.
- 1:52Speaker 3: I get the first solo show on Tuesday, the twenties.
- 1:54Speaker 3: Excuse me, I'm sorry, Wednesday, the twenty seventh Memorial Day
- 1:57Speaker 3: has me jostled. Tuesday night is the is the Big
- 1:59Speaker 3: ten X's runoff, Paxton versus Corn and all of that.
- 2:02Speaker 3: Texas cares, the nation cares, and with you on vacation,
- 2:06Speaker 3: I'll be doing shows, obviously on radio shows, and I'm
- 2:09Speaker 3: gonna I'm gonna do what I like to call m
- 2:12Speaker 3: which will nimshots and clips and analysis of whatever happened
- 2:18Speaker 3: the previous night and Paxton versus Corn and et cetera.
- 2:20Speaker 3: So that is Wednesday of next week. But as we
- 2:23Speaker 3: wrap up this week, before we're done, we'll do some
- 2:26Speaker 3: dutt and ranch. But before but let's first take a
- 2:29Speaker 3: broad overview of TV. Take a look around, sniff around.
- 2:32Speaker 3: Does it feel like a better America? Does something feel
- 2:34Speaker 3: lighter on your feet and better? Because Stephen Colbert is gone.
- 2:37Speaker 3: And again, I don't ever root for people to lose jobs,
- 2:40Speaker 3: and in fact, I will tell you that that Colbert
- 2:42Speaker 3: is only the second most annoying figure in this cesspool
- 2:45Speaker 3: of late night TV. But let's do sixty seconds apiece
- 2:49Speaker 3: on why you think he's gone. Because the Trump haters
- 2:52Speaker 3: say that Trump chased him from the airwaves, that that
- 2:55Speaker 3: Colbert was was somehow nuked and canceled because he dared
- 2:59Speaker 3: to go up against Trump, and that's just false.
- 3:03Speaker 2: Well, not only is it false, it's provably false. Joe
- 3:06Speaker 2: Kancha wrote a piece this week in the Washington Examiner.
- 3:09Speaker 2: Stephen Colbert's demise by the numbers, and last night, as
- 3:15Speaker 2: you just indicated, was his final show. You want to
- 3:19Speaker 2: know how pathetic and putrid The second most annoying late
- 3:23Speaker 2: night show guy is Jimmy Kimmel. You know that Kimmel
- 3:27Speaker 2: one to me, well, guess what point? And in deference
- 3:32Speaker 2: to Stephen Colbert, Kimmel stuck a thumb in his own
- 3:36Speaker 2: employer's eye by putting on a rerun last night so
- 3:39Speaker 2: as not to draw any audience away from Stephen Colbert.
- 3:43Speaker 2: He wanted to pay tribute, and so they put on
- 3:46Speaker 2: a rerun, which incidantly screws ABC, his own employer. And
- 3:51Speaker 2: he said, we're gonna put on a rerun because we
- 3:53Speaker 2: want everybody to watch Saint Stephen, this poor persecuted figure
- 4:00Speaker 2: that Trump broke.
- 4:01Speaker 3: How stupid it is because of the motivation, and because
- 4:05Speaker 3: we don't like these people. I am. Here's the thing.
- 4:09Speaker 3: You read this book some weeks ago.
- 4:12Speaker 2: Wait wait wait wait no no no wait wait wait
- 4:13Speaker 2: before we get no, no, get to the book.
- 4:15Speaker 3: Yeah no, no, no.
- 4:16Speaker 2: The whole point, the whole point on Colbert.
- 4:18Speaker 3: This means, this means it's a chapter I read just
- 4:21Speaker 3: last night, and my heart was kind of warmed our
- 4:25Speaker 3: Senio and maybe some other shows or something ran reruns
- 4:29Speaker 3: for Carson's last couple of days out of a show
- 4:31Speaker 3: of deference, and we loved that.
- 4:34Speaker 2: But that's a different story. I mean, this is yeah,
- 4:37Speaker 2: you're right, don't well, let's go through the numbers. Two
- 4:41Speaker 2: hundred plus that's the number of staffers that Steve and
- 4:45Speaker 2: Colbert employed. Now, can you imagine a program that consists
- 4:49Speaker 2: almost entirely of two people talking across a desk needed
- 4:53Speaker 2: to pay more than two hundred staffers. Twenty two that's
- 4:56Speaker 2: the number of writers this clown has or had to
- 5:01Speaker 2: craft his monologues. Now, most of those monologues are screeds
- 5:05Speaker 2: against Trump and or conservatives, right out of Groundhog Day.
- 5:08Speaker 2: Every night, same old crap. Twenty two writers. Ninety five percent.
- 5:13Speaker 2: That's the percentage of jokes that targeted Trump and or
- 5:16Speaker 2: conservatives after CBS announced back in July of last year
- 5:22Speaker 2: that Colbert would be going off the air. One hundred percent.
- 5:25Speaker 2: That's the percentage of guests who were liberal on Colbert's
- 5:29Speaker 2: show after his cancelation was announced, Right, there was one Republican.
- 5:34Speaker 2: Guess who it was? Do you remember the one Republican
- 5:39Speaker 2: Liz Jenney, Liz Cheney, Liz Jenny, Liz Cheney is the
- 5:43Speaker 2: one Republican guest that he had on his show. Guess
- 5:48Speaker 2: how many times Bernie Sanders appeared on Colbert's.
- 5:51Speaker 3: Shown twelve fifteen over a period of how long fifteen?
- 5:57Speaker 2: Well over the years, right, But here's the thing that matters.
- 6:05Speaker 2: Approximately one hundred and fifty million dollars per year were
- 6:09Speaker 2: spent on production and marketing. The loss that the red
- 6:13Speaker 2: ink that Colbert's show was bleeding for CBS, according to
- 6:17Speaker 2: Joe Kanca, approximately forty million dollars a year. Sorry, you
- 6:24Speaker 2: can't have a show that costs your employer forty million
- 6:29Speaker 2: dollars a year and survive. So now they're going to
- 6:33Speaker 2: have Byron Allen doing comedy, a comedy show, which, by
- 6:38Speaker 2: the way, thank god for that. I mean, maybe a
- 6:41Speaker 2: harken back to the Johnny Carson days where you could
- 6:43Speaker 2: actually laugh at night. One who wants to go to
- 6:46Speaker 2: bed mad?
- 6:48Speaker 3: Who was then explain Kimmel to me, Because if Colbert
- 6:53Speaker 3: Colbert is an irritant, no doubt about it, he's a
- 6:57Speaker 3: big jerk. But there there is I tell you, I'm
- 7:02Speaker 3: gonna do this because it's podcast. We haven't yearned to
- 7:04Speaker 3: do this to work blue. There is no bigger asshole
- 7:08Speaker 3: in all of media than Jimmy Kimmel, and it kills me.
- 7:11Speaker 3: And I'm sure he's a sweet and nice man to
- 7:13Speaker 3: people who are his friends and people who he likes.
- 7:15Speaker 3: But he's a monster and nationally speaking to people who
- 7:19Speaker 3: dare to disagree with him. But Jimmy and Molly do
- 7:22Speaker 3: so sweet. No, No, he's a political bigot. Yet he survives,
- 7:28Speaker 3: Yet he survives. Colbert is gone. I I shed no tears,
- 7:33Speaker 3: but it's weird.
- 7:34Speaker 2: Well, speaking of shedding tears, I meet I'll meet your
- 7:37Speaker 2: blue with my blue. The reason he's a big asshole
- 7:40Speaker 2: is he continually, he continually does horrific things, and then
- 7:44Speaker 2: when he gets called out, he goes on camera and cries,
- 7:47Speaker 2: remember what he did with Charlie Kirk, of course, remember
- 7:51Speaker 2: how how he did that whole thing with Charlie Kirk
- 7:53Speaker 2: and then everybody thought, And then he gets on camera,
- 7:55Speaker 2: he starts to weep, and he starts to cry. I
- 7:58Speaker 2: mean the guy. I think the guy's will unstable. You know,
- 8:01Speaker 2: you and I are pretty emotional. I get a little
- 8:03Speaker 2: weepy sometimes. I mean, I admit that sometimes my emotions
- 8:06Speaker 2: get the better of me. But that's a regular routine
- 8:09Speaker 2: for this guy. He does odious things, he gets nailed
- 8:13Speaker 2: for it, he gets pressure and he gets called out,
- 8:15Speaker 2: and then he goes on camera and cries. And maybe
- 8:18Speaker 2: him crying is what keeps him employed because they think, well,
- 8:21Speaker 2: he's not a bad guy. Look he feels terrible and
- 8:25Speaker 2: I do have a personal connection to him, kind of
- 8:28Speaker 2: a Kevin Bacon two degrees of separation. My good good
- 8:32Speaker 2: friend Mike Lindell, who I've known for many years, was
- 8:35Speaker 2: a guest on Jimmy Kimmel's show. And Mike, who you
- 8:39Speaker 2: know obviously doesn't agree with Jimmy Kimmel or Mike, said
- 8:42Speaker 2: that Kimmell couldn't have been nicer to him or his family.
- 8:46Speaker 3: I believe that. And Ted I think Ted Cruz was
- 8:49Speaker 3: on Kimmel really water somebody else. He has a capacity
- 8:52Speaker 3: at times to have a smidge of graciousness, which.
- 8:57Speaker 2: Well and Mike Lindell claimed that I think. I think
- 9:00Speaker 2: think Kimmel introduced Mike to Kimmel's parents, and they were
- 9:04Speaker 2: big fans of his. They loved the my Pillow products
- 9:07Speaker 2: and they loved seeing them on team. So I don't know.
- 9:09Speaker 2: I mean, but when you make a conscientious decision to
- 9:14Speaker 2: let's stay blue, to piss all over half your audience
- 9:18Speaker 2: on a nightly basis, you're gonna have to You're gonna
- 9:21Speaker 2: have to have some kind of an accountability. Who wants
- 9:23Speaker 2: to do that? When when a liberal calls your show,
- 9:27Speaker 2: you don't piss all over them. You talk to them.
- 9:29Speaker 2: You may argue with them, but you don't. You don't
- 9:33Speaker 2: be right. And and look at what they do to us.
- 9:36Speaker 2: Look at what these guys do to us. So we
- 9:39Speaker 2: go from last night's final Stephen Colbert to the Johnny
- 9:42Speaker 2: Carson era. Walk us through the book because, as you know,
- 9:46Speaker 2: and the backstory, I sent this book to you. This
- 9:49Speaker 2: was my copy, and I wanted you to see it.
- 9:51Speaker 2: I thought you'd love it. I interviewed the guy, the author, who,
- 9:55Speaker 2: as you put it, is a groupie, like a Johnny Carson.
- 9:58Speaker 2: Love Johnny Carson. Tell me, tell me your takeaway from
- 10:02Speaker 2: the book.
- 10:02Speaker 3: So it starts, of course, and I love bringing up
- 10:06Speaker 3: examples of things that Mike and I are too young
- 10:08Speaker 3: to remember because they are few. When he Carson started
- 10:12Speaker 3: in October nineteen sixty two, you know year two and
- 10:15Speaker 3: I'm five ish, so we don't have any awareness of that.
- 10:19Speaker 3: The whole Tonight Show experience would have been something that
- 10:22Speaker 3: I'm going to guess Similarly, we've never really talked about
- 10:24Speaker 3: this was the Tonight Show? Your first sort of exposure
- 10:28Speaker 3: to it? How do I get to be up this
- 10:30Speaker 3: late watching what mom and dad are watching? Was there
- 10:33Speaker 3: some year for which that was true for you?
- 10:35Speaker 2: Yeah, I kind of remember that. I remember it was
- 10:37Speaker 2: a big deal for my mom and dad watching it
- 10:39Speaker 2: at night, sure.
- 10:40Speaker 3: And so and of course, and I think we both
- 10:42Speaker 3: grew up in Eastern Times. It was eleven thirty, so
- 10:45Speaker 3: it was like, you know, it was like forbidden zone.
- 10:47Speaker 2: And by the way, just a quick point of reference
- 10:49Speaker 2: in sixty two, when he started started in New York City,
- 10:51Speaker 2: he didn't start in La yepep, go ahead.
- 10:54Speaker 3: And Steve Allen had been doing it, and I'd say,
- 10:57Speaker 3: if there's anybody I've to there is no Letterman without
- 11:01Speaker 3: Steve Allen. I mean, just sort of stylistically, the found comedy,
- 11:04Speaker 3: the bits, the things off the cuff is just it's
- 11:07Speaker 3: it hurts me to talk about Letterman because he has
- 11:10Speaker 3: now turned into bad Santa. If you've seen this guy Letty.
- 11:13Speaker 3: He is just a political It's awful. I love that
- 11:16Speaker 3: show so much in the eighties.
- 11:18Speaker 2: But not to digress and Steve, by the way, but
- 11:20Speaker 2: let's digress. Steve Allen inherited the show from Jack Parr apparently.
- 11:25Speaker 3: Had Parr from Allen, Alan Parr Carson.
- 11:29Speaker 2: Oh, it was the other way around. Alan Steve Allen
- 11:31Speaker 2: originally in the Tonight, then Jack Parr, and then and
- 11:35Speaker 2: then Jack Parr like had a meant like a nervous breakdown, right.
- 11:38Speaker 3: He would listen, you talk about people wearing their emotions
- 11:40Speaker 3: on their sleeve. He walked off the show because they
- 11:43Speaker 3: they they censored a joke. He would he would, oh, absolutely.
- 11:47Speaker 2: Why can't we do that? Why can't I storm off
- 11:49Speaker 2: something I'm gonna do. I'm gonna storm off the show
- 11:51Speaker 2: one day. Slam. Trouble is they won't lock the door,
- 11:54Speaker 2: change the locks and take my head Carter away one
- 11:57Speaker 2: m every day. Don't do that.
- 12:01Speaker 3: The sixties become the seventies, become the eighties. Until his
- 12:04Speaker 3: farewell in nineteen ninety two, it is a chronicle of
- 12:08Speaker 3: American entertainment because, as the show comes to its end
- 12:11Speaker 3: in May of nineteen ninety two, I will never forget
- 12:13Speaker 3: watching those last two episodes, the finale, which was largely highlights,
- 12:18Speaker 3: but the penultimate, the next to last with Robin Williams
- 12:21Speaker 3: and Bette Midler. My heart just just it's so it
- 12:25Speaker 3: swells just looking at that moment of appreciation for the
- 12:29Speaker 3: thirty years preceding. But if you go back to the
- 12:33Speaker 3: sixties and the seventies, it's Rodney Dangerfield, it's Burt Reynolds,
- 12:38Speaker 3: it's Jebbishtored, it's all these. It is a chronicle, it's
- 12:43Speaker 3: a touchstone of all of American entertainment, brought to you
- 12:46Speaker 3: by a man who was a perfect reflector for it.
- 12:50Speaker 3: He didn't make you think anything. He didn't he helped
- 12:54Speaker 3: you think. He didn't force ideas onto you, he didn't
- 12:56Speaker 3: force his politics onto you. He was the ultimate welcoming
- 13:00Speaker 3: host in the literal sense of the word, a host
- 13:03Speaker 3: for an experience that was meant to entertain and enlighten
- 13:06Speaker 3: and delight all Americans. It is. He is a forever,
- 13:11Speaker 3: eternal American.
- 13:12Speaker 2: Treasure and a very difficult, complicated man, hard to get
- 13:17Speaker 2: to know. Mark Malkoff does a great job in the
- 13:20Speaker 2: book of explaining that very few people really got into
- 13:23Speaker 2: his inner circle. He had an inner circle, of course,
- 13:26Speaker 2: but there weren't a lot. He was perceived as being
- 13:30Speaker 2: kind of icy cold to people. You know, I as
- 13:33Speaker 2: a broadcaster my whole life, I always wanted to check
- 13:37Speaker 2: off on my bucket list the ability to go to
- 13:40Speaker 2: see the Tonight Show in Los Angeles with Johnny Carson
- 13:44Speaker 2: in person. I wanted to be in the studio audience.
- 13:46Speaker 2: And I got my I got my wish one night
- 13:48Speaker 2: I got to go to LA and watch Carson doing
- 13:52Speaker 2: the Tonight Show. This had mark. I can't even tell you.
- 13:56Speaker 2: I'm going to guess late eighties. I don't even remember that.
- 14:01Speaker 2: It was something to do with work. If he left
- 14:04Speaker 2: in ninety two, it had to I'm going to guess
- 14:06Speaker 2: it was maybe ninety ninety one, and I just remember
- 14:10Speaker 2: like it was yesterday. Let me tell you why. I
- 14:12Speaker 2: can't tell you who the guests were. I can't tell
- 14:15Speaker 2: you what the topics were. All I wanted to do
- 14:18Speaker 2: was watch Carson because for me, he was so brilliant
- 14:22Speaker 2: and such a great communicator and such a force. And
- 14:27Speaker 2: I wanted and I was a kid that always wanted
- 14:29Speaker 2: to be a broadcaster. I always wanted to be a
- 14:31Speaker 2: talk show host, so I studied him. I watched him
- 14:34Speaker 2: first of all. What's kind of fascinating about these late
- 14:38Speaker 2: night shows when you were in the studio audience and
- 14:40Speaker 2: you get drawn, you get marched in like baby val
- 14:43Speaker 2: about an hour before the show and you're sitting there
- 14:46Speaker 2: and the studio was frigid. It was like a legendarily
- 14:49Speaker 2: air conditioning.
- 14:50Speaker 3: How far ahead of time? How far ahead of time?
- 14:52Speaker 2: About an hour? About an hour because he had in
- 14:55Speaker 2: an hour before. And they tape, like at five o'clock
- 14:58Speaker 2: in the afternoon la time. They it's not live or anything.
- 15:01Speaker 2: They pretape these shows, and I think they still pretty
- 15:04Speaker 2: much do that across the board. So I'm in that
- 15:07Speaker 2: studio shivering, waiting and it was just dead as a
- 15:10Speaker 2: door nail. And you know, and a minute or two
- 15:13Speaker 2: before airtime, they all get into place, the band is
- 15:16Speaker 2: in place. Doc Severnson came out and it was like
- 15:19Speaker 2: watching a factory worker show up to do his assembly
- 15:24Speaker 2: line job with a lunch pail. Because Doc Severnston just
- 15:28Speaker 2: went through the motions. He wasn't he was just very
- 15:30Speaker 2: business like. Ed McMahon walked over the microphone. He was
- 15:34Speaker 2: very business like?
- 15:35Speaker 3: Does he because there was a period at least, and
- 15:38Speaker 3: did did this happen the night you were there? Does
- 15:40Speaker 3: Ed do a couple of minutes of warm up?
- 15:43Speaker 2: Yeah, they did a little bit. No, Ed didn't do
- 15:45Speaker 2: the warm up. There was somebody else, like a producer,
- 15:47Speaker 2: who did a little bit of a warm up. Ed
- 15:49Speaker 2: came over though, and went to the microphone. But here's
- 15:52Speaker 2: what's crazy. It was so dead and boring, and I thought,
- 15:55Speaker 2: oh my gosh, there's no energy here. And then they
- 15:59Speaker 2: did the five four three two. What when that theme
- 16:03Speaker 2: song started? Da da da da da, everybody lit up
- 16:08Speaker 2: all of a sudden. Doc Severnson is beaming and smiling
- 16:11Speaker 2: and Ed is laughing. Now thirty seconds before they were
- 16:15Speaker 2: all grim faced. They were just going to work. The
- 16:17Speaker 2: whole thing is a shtick. I mean they were performers,
- 16:21Speaker 2: you know. And it all lit up and the band played,
- 16:24Speaker 2: and those rainbow colored curtains parted, and out came Johnny Carson,
- 16:28Speaker 2: now unlike David Letterman, because I saw them do Letterman
- 16:31Speaker 2: a couple times too in New York. Did you know
- 16:33Speaker 2: that it was kind of cool, kind of interesting. Letterman
- 16:37Speaker 2: does did the warm up with his audience before he
- 16:40Speaker 2: came out. So in other words. When you saw Letterman
- 16:42Speaker 2: come striding onto the stage, that wasn't the first time
- 16:46Speaker 2: the studio audience saw him. He came out first and
- 16:49Speaker 2: would do He did ten to fifteen minutes with the audience,
- 16:52Speaker 2: then they would do the countdown, and right as they
- 16:54Speaker 2: were kind of he goes backstage and then come and
- 16:57Speaker 2: walks back out again when the show starts and they say,
- 16:59Speaker 2: here's David Letterman. But now, well, yeah, it was kind
- 17:02Speaker 2: of interesting, but not with Carson. With Carson, that's the
- 17:05Speaker 2: first time you saw him. And I just studied him.
- 17:08Speaker 2: I wanted to watch him and see what he did.
- 17:10Speaker 2: And all the legendary stories are true. During every commercial break,
- 17:15Speaker 2: the lights would go down like about half on the set.
- 17:18Speaker 2: On the set, he didn't engage with the guest at all.
- 17:21Speaker 3: Did he just a period of times to smoke a
- 17:23Speaker 3: cigarette because the melt he was constantly smoking.
- 17:27Speaker 2: No, No, he didn't. You couldn't see him smoking when
- 17:29Speaker 2: I went. I think he stopped in later years, in
- 17:32Speaker 2: the early days, I think he actually smoked on camera maybe,
- 17:34Speaker 2: but no, he's did. But he sat there. He sat there,
- 17:37Speaker 2: and all he did was look out into space and
- 17:40Speaker 2: tap the pencil and the guest was sitting right, and
- 17:44Speaker 2: that was apparently legendary for him. Now it was later
- 17:47Speaker 2: it was it had been explaining. I think that markets
- 17:49Speaker 2: into it in the book. It's like he didn't want
- 17:52Speaker 2: to talk to the guest on the break because he
- 17:54Speaker 2: didn't want to take away any of the dialogue they
- 17:56Speaker 2: might have on cameras.
- 17:56Speaker 3: There'd be some golden moments, some golden exchange, and he goes, tank,
- 18:00Speaker 3: I wish this was when we were on the air,
- 18:01Speaker 3: so in order to reduce the chance of that to zero.
- 18:03Speaker 3: And this is also the very weird time went because
- 18:05Speaker 3: people watching modern shows now, to whatever degree that anybody does,
- 18:08Speaker 3: the guest comes on, the guest leads, the guest comes on,
- 18:11Speaker 3: the guest leaves. In the old era of the Carson Show,
- 18:13Speaker 3: you'd have Don Delauiz, Don Rickles, Jimmy Stewart and Bettie Davis,
- 18:18Speaker 3: and it was sometimes the show was an hour and
- 18:19Speaker 3: a half. The guest would come on and then they
- 18:21Speaker 3: would just slide down the couch, so eventually they would
- 18:23Speaker 3: all be on the couch. And they are these legendary
- 18:26Speaker 3: episodes where you've got Dean Martin and George Goebel and
- 18:29Speaker 3: Bob Hope, and they're all there and they're all like
- 18:31Speaker 3: a moderate blood alcohol level and it's some of the
- 18:34Speaker 3: most amazing comic in television and drama. And drama Shelley
- 18:39Speaker 3: Winters one dumped a pitcher of water on Oliver Reed's head.
- 18:43Speaker 3: She was on the set and she was down the
- 18:45Speaker 3: couch and Oliver Reed, the famous British actor, he was
- 18:48Speaker 3: bagging on women's livers. He was bagging on feminists, and
- 18:52Speaker 3: that just offended Shelley Winters, who was a big, big lefty.
- 18:57Speaker 3: She was a big women's liver. So he was like
- 19:00Speaker 3: talking about women need to be providing for their man, walking,
- 19:04Speaker 3: working in the kitchen and all that. She got so
- 19:06Speaker 3: mad he went over and took a thing of water
- 19:08Speaker 3: and dumped it on his head and stormed off the show.
- 19:11Speaker 3: So but that was that drama and that tension and
- 19:13Speaker 3: that dynamic when people were staying on the set. And
- 19:17Speaker 3: back to the fact that Karsha would never talk to
- 19:19Speaker 3: guests on the break it was he was defended that
- 19:22Speaker 3: way by saying, well, he didn't want to take away
- 19:24Speaker 3: the magic. A lot of people said, nah, he was
- 19:26Speaker 3: just a stone cold jerk, didn't like to talk to
- 19:29Speaker 3: people because he was actu associate that I think this
- 19:32Speaker 3: may be the weirdest thing. Almost all the books visit
- 19:35Speaker 3: on this. How in the world could this be true
- 19:37Speaker 3: of somebody with this job. I think there was a
- 19:39Speaker 3: shyness to him. Not everybody is as gregarious and get
- 19:44Speaker 3: out there and glad hand all the time.
- 19:46Speaker 2: I know who is like that? You know who's like that,
- 19:48Speaker 2: who's very shy in person? And not like that on air?
- 19:51Speaker 2: You knew him well, you subbed for him, you filled
- 19:54Speaker 2: in for him. Nationwide, Rush Rush Limbaugh was very shy
- 19:58Speaker 2: in person, almost to a point of kind of awkward.
- 20:01Speaker 2: He was not a gregarious you know, like small talker,
- 20:06Speaker 2: you know, and work a room and you know, No,
- 20:08Speaker 2: it wasn't him. Connection with five hundred people, not everybody
- 20:11Speaker 2: now that that wasn't Rush, And which is interesting because
- 20:15Speaker 2: I always thought it was fascinating how Rush really was
- 20:19Speaker 2: very different in person from his on air persona. And
- 20:23Speaker 2: I would say, of you and of me, the truth
- 20:26Speaker 2: is what we are on the air is kind of
- 20:28Speaker 2: what you get. There's no there's there's not a whole
- 20:33Speaker 2: lot of showmanship.
- 20:34Speaker 1: Now.
- 20:34Speaker 2: I don't say that to detract from Rush or criticize it,
- 20:37Speaker 2: because Frankly, if it wasn't for him, we wouldn't be
- 20:39Speaker 2: sitting here today. I mean, this is the guy that
- 20:42Speaker 2: paved the way for stations all over the country to
- 20:45Speaker 2: continue to thrive with talkera. But he was very, very
- 20:48Speaker 2: different in person, decidedly different in person than he was
- 20:52Speaker 2: on air. And of course everybody knew the bluster and
- 20:54Speaker 2: the braggadocia stuff was all a stick. He wasn't like that.
- 20:57Speaker 2: But what a great book. Love Johnny Carson. I'm so
- 21:00Speaker 2: glad you enjoyed it, Mark.
- 21:01Speaker 3: Because absolutely did. And last thing on this so we
- 21:03Speaker 3: can do a couple of five minutes on Dutton Ranch.
- 21:06Speaker 3: You know who the beneficiary of some of the the
- 21:08Speaker 3: poisons of the modern era are is Jimmy Fallon, who's
- 21:11Speaker 3: just a big dork. He's capable of being funny. He
- 21:14Speaker 3: tries not to anger anybody. Fallon got in huge trouble
- 21:17Speaker 3: for having Trump on and saying can I mess your
- 21:20Speaker 3: hair up? Which was a great moment of television. But
- 21:23Speaker 3: people said, oh, you normalize Trump, You normalize Trump and
- 21:27Speaker 3: what you know what I miss? And there's a we
- 21:30Speaker 3: don't need to do a whole history of Maybe another
- 21:32Speaker 3: time we'll do like a history of these shows. I
- 21:35Speaker 3: miss the cerebral yet entertaining vibe of a Dick Cabot,
- 21:41Speaker 3: having John Lennon, Lester Maddox, Mohammad Ali Janis Joplin for thoughtful.
- 21:47Speaker 3: Not everything needed to be you know, the McLoughlin group,
- 21:50Speaker 3: or make Me a Lera or anything like that, but
- 21:52Speaker 3: it was just it was thoughtful, and it was the
- 21:54Speaker 3: lost art of actual interviewing. Nobody knows how to interview anymore.
- 22:00Speaker 3: It's just comedy bits, Tom viral moments.
- 22:03Speaker 2: Remember Tom Snyder.
- 22:06Speaker 3: He smoked a cigarette every every segment.
- 22:08Speaker 2: But but very cerebral and very very to the and
- 22:12Speaker 2: a great interview. Look, the key to being a great
- 22:16Speaker 2: interviewer is you got to be a good listener. You've
- 22:18Speaker 2: got to hear. I always hate it when I see
- 22:21Speaker 2: somebody be interviewed somewhere on a platform and I and
- 22:24Speaker 2: the person says something provocative, and you can tell that
- 22:27Speaker 2: the interviewer has another question in mine and doesn't listen to.
- 22:31Speaker 3: The pay attention to it exactly they were, they were
- 22:34Speaker 3: just warring. And then I realized I'd been abducted by
- 22:37Speaker 3: space aliens. Oh well, tell us about your next Broadway show?
- 22:41Speaker 3: What what all right, okay, so real quick on. Let
- 22:46Speaker 3: would it be fair to say that with I saw it,
- 22:48Speaker 3: we all anticipated it. Would it be fair to say
- 22:50Speaker 3: that as you dove in to Dutton Ranch that expectations
- 22:55Speaker 3: were high?
- 22:57Speaker 2: Indeed they were, because Yellowstone has been one of my
- 23:00Speaker 2: all time favorite shows of all time. And I don't
- 23:04Speaker 2: know if it's the circumstances where I watched it, because
- 23:06Speaker 2: let me tell you my circumstances. I got COVID over
- 23:10Speaker 2: Christmas one year, the year that Dutton that Yellowstone was big,
- 23:14Speaker 2: and I so there goes my Christmas. All the kids
- 23:17Speaker 2: were going to come to Florida, and I was alone
- 23:20Speaker 2: with the stupid Christmas tree and the presence under the
- 23:22Speaker 2: tree for like a week. You know. It was awful,
- 23:25Speaker 2: it was, and it was by myself and feeling sorry
- 23:27Speaker 2: for myself, and it was and I didn't even have
- 23:30Speaker 2: those terrible symptoms. But you know, back then, everybody was
- 23:33Speaker 2: convinced that we were all lepers. If we had COVID,
- 23:35Speaker 2: you couldn't get with them. You're gonna and guess what.
- 23:38Speaker 2: I binged on Yellowstone. I would every day my routine.
- 23:42Speaker 2: I'd wake up at about ten in the morning and
- 23:45Speaker 2: I was sick. I was feeling great. I mean, it
- 23:47Speaker 2: was hacking and coffin and I had a little feet.
- 23:49Speaker 2: I'd wake up at ten. All day long, I'd watch Yellowstone.
- 23:52Speaker 2: I'd go to bed about ten, I'd wake up at ten.
- 23:55Speaker 2: The next day it was Bill Murrine Groundhog Day. I
- 23:57Speaker 2: watch Yellowstone every single day, and.
- 24:00Speaker 3: So you came to it. So you obviously came to
- 24:02Speaker 3: it late, which I did too. It went from about
- 24:05Speaker 3: twenty eighteen until twenty twenty four, and we did the
- 24:08Speaker 3: same thing. So obviously your story is post twenty twenty.
- 24:12Speaker 3: We might have started it roughly the same time. I
- 24:14Speaker 3: guess we just didn't talk about it much maybe, which seemed.
- 24:16Speaker 2: I guess because I because well, because what I did
- 24:19Speaker 2: was when I had this would have been twenty December
- 24:23Speaker 2: of twenty twenty one. I guess that I and I
- 24:27Speaker 2: must have gone back to episode one. Well, of course,
- 24:30Speaker 2: you know season one, episode one course, and that's where
- 24:32Speaker 2: I that's but there was tons and tons of material
- 24:36Speaker 2: because like, think about that, it was like ten twelve
- 24:38Speaker 2: hour days. Now I stopped to get punch or whatever.
- 24:41Speaker 2: But I mean he'd go to the bathroom, you know,
- 24:43Speaker 2: But I yeah, I mean I had shower. I'd bathed
- 24:46Speaker 2: once a week. But but but but it was I
- 24:49Speaker 2: would There was a lot of material, and I was
- 24:52Speaker 2: trying to keep up with Rip and Beth and and
- 24:55Speaker 2: the kids and all of that.
- 24:56Speaker 3: I mean, what a story up that we did do.
- 24:58Speaker 3: We probably started in around twenty meaning that when we
- 25:01Speaker 3: started watching in maybe twenty one or twenty two. When
- 25:03Speaker 3: we started there were nine. There were thirty or so
- 25:06Speaker 3: episodes for us to catch up on, and we were
- 25:08Speaker 3: swallowing them in five, six, seven episode gulps. And it's
- 25:12Speaker 3: weird because in a way, does it almost make it
- 25:14Speaker 3: more powerful because it's like watching seven epic, fantastic movies
- 25:18Speaker 3: in a row. I mean, I don't know, because it
- 25:20Speaker 3: was just it bowled me over. And now with Dunton
- 25:22Speaker 3: Ranch expectations for me for Sky High two. It is
- 25:26Speaker 3: everything you love about these characters, everything you love about
- 25:28Speaker 3: the writing, everything you love about the scenery. I can't
- 25:31Speaker 3: say enough about it, can't.
- 25:33Speaker 2: I mean, what I loved about and this is a
- 25:36Speaker 2: very different environment. Now they're in South Texas. And I
- 25:40Speaker 2: remembered after you watched episode one, you were joking like
- 25:42Speaker 2: why and the heck did they go?
- 25:43Speaker 3: It seemed to hate it. Why did they go? Beth
- 25:46Speaker 3: is complaining that it's not at four o'clock in the morning.
- 25:48Speaker 3: It is saying, I'm mis waking up to the mountains. Well,
- 25:51Speaker 3: why are you there? But then we learn why.
- 25:53Speaker 2: And then we learned why because they you know, and
- 25:55Speaker 2: I want to give too much away, but the circumstances,
- 25:57Speaker 2: I guess, sort of forced them to go to South
- 26:00Speaker 2: Texas and start their own ranch. But it's even beautiful
- 26:03Speaker 2: in the Taylor Sheridan way that quit things. That scenery
- 26:07Speaker 2: is beautiful. Look, I fell in love with Montana. It's
- 26:11Speaker 2: why last Christmas I brought the kids to uh we
- 26:15Speaker 2: we did a whole thing in Big Sky, Montana. We
- 26:18Speaker 2: did a ski trip and we went and it's the mountains,
- 26:21Speaker 2: is it all.
- 26:21Speaker 3: It's cracked up to be. I'm gonna have to a bit.
- 26:23Speaker 3: I'm done Colorado, Wyoming, you know, Utah, the American West.
- 26:26Speaker 3: But there's I've had the same I had the same
- 26:28Speaker 3: feeling I did want to Montana.
- 26:31Speaker 2: It's more it's better. It's in person, it's even more breathtaking.
- 26:35Speaker 2: And that was the reason I said, guys, let's go
- 26:37Speaker 2: to Big Sky, Montana. And incidentally, this is kind of cool.
- 26:40Speaker 2: Big Sky Montana was created by NBC News anchor chet Huntley,
- 26:46Speaker 2: remember Huntley and Brinkley. Of course he he apparently like
- 26:50Speaker 2: created this ski community called Big Sky. It's become one
- 26:54Speaker 2: of the most popular skiing communities in the country. And
- 26:57Speaker 2: it's like got you know, it's got the lodges and
- 27:00Speaker 2: the ski lifts and all that stuff. And I'm not
- 27:02Speaker 2: a skier obviously, but but but the kids did and
- 27:05Speaker 2: we just had the times of time of our lives.
- 27:08Speaker 2: Uh And it was a Big Sky Montanna. But I'm
- 27:10Speaker 2: I love Taylor Sheridan's work. Every forty five minute episode
- 27:15Speaker 2: feels to me like a full length feature movie.
- 27:19Speaker 3: And then those other those other series is of his,
- 27:22Speaker 3: the eighteen eighty threes, the nineteen twenty threes, They are
- 27:25Speaker 3: all just epic, cinematic quality stuff. And then you'll do fun,
- 27:29Speaker 3: sort of lighter stuff like like the Great Sylvester Stallone
- 27:33Speaker 3: in Tulsa King is just superb. And they just finished
- 27:37Speaker 3: doing the Madison with Michelle Pfeiffer and Kurt Russell. It's
- 27:41Speaker 3: a master piece. This guy is a machine. And I'm
- 27:45Speaker 3: just so very very initiative. So I'm looking a Ranch, everybody,
- 27:49Speaker 3: Dutton Ranch go, do it, Go do it.
- 27:50Speaker 2: I'm looking for stuff to download on my iPad because
- 27:53Speaker 2: in a few hours, I'm going to get on a plane.
- 27:55Speaker 2: On a plane, I'm gonna be on the plane for
- 27:57Speaker 2: a long time, four or five hours to LA and
- 28:01Speaker 2: then twelve hours to my next destination. And one of
- 28:05Speaker 2: the things I'm getting suggestions on what to download, because
- 28:08Speaker 2: that's a whole thing. Remember, you can't get on the
- 28:10Speaker 2: plane and then watch something that's streaming. You got to
- 28:13Speaker 2: download it in advance to make sure it's on your
- 28:15Speaker 2: iPad ready to go. And somebody recommended on Netflix the crash.
- 28:20Speaker 2: Have you heard about the crash? This is the young girl.
- 28:24Speaker 2: So this is a young girl who evidently had a
- 28:27Speaker 2: tumultuous relationship with her boyfriend. She's driving a car, and
- 28:32Speaker 2: she's in the car with the boyfriend and I think
- 28:34Speaker 2: some other kids in the back seat. If I'm not mistaken,
- 28:37Speaker 2: I think it might have been Texas, maybe Florida. Anyway,
- 28:40Speaker 2: she goes and slams the car into a wall at
- 28:43Speaker 2: about one hundred miles an hour. The boyfriend got killed.
- 28:47Speaker 2: She survived and claimed it was an accident. As I
- 28:51Speaker 2: understand the premise, they the prosecutors and the police said
- 28:54Speaker 2: they ain't no accident. You did that on purpose. No breaks,
- 28:58Speaker 2: no braking. Now you know, true crime, Mike.
- 29:01Speaker 3: I was gonna say, I somehow sense this is going
- 29:03Speaker 3: to be true crime. Mike, Oh, I'm all about again.
- 29:05Speaker 2: I look, I may I may move to South Carolina
- 29:09Speaker 2: for the next Alec Murdau trial. I may have to
- 29:13Speaker 2: just to put up a pup tent outside the courthouse
- 29:16Speaker 2: and just just I mean, I love this stuff. What's
- 29:19Speaker 2: wrong with me that I love all this true?
- 29:21Speaker 3: It is you and the eighty percent of America because
- 29:24Speaker 3: it's all absolutely huge couple of quick things. John hamm
- 29:28Speaker 3: and your friends and neighbors, Running Point with a great
- 29:32Speaker 3: Kate Hudson, a great comedy. There were halfway through a
- 29:36Speaker 3: little thing called Widow's Bay with a great Matthew Reese
- 29:39Speaker 3: who was in the Welsh actor who you don't know
- 29:42Speaker 3: is Welsh, who is in the Americans, and some other
- 29:44Speaker 3: stuff that's pretty good too.
- 29:45Speaker 2: So see you and Lisa. You and Lisa watch way
- 29:48Speaker 2: more TV than I do. I don't watch that much.
- 29:50Speaker 2: That's kind of weird. And you know, you know what,
- 29:52Speaker 2: I get overwhelmed by I said at night, sometimes I'll
- 29:55Speaker 2: sit on the couch and I'll start looking for stuff.
- 29:57Speaker 2: There's nine thousand things to choose for and I can't
- 30:00Speaker 2: pick anything. But but you guys seem to find it.
- 30:05Speaker 2: By the way, are you aware of Rick Burnenthal? I mean,
- 30:08Speaker 2: is it? Is it? No? No, it's not Rick John Burnhaal,
- 30:12Speaker 2: John Burnhal, the actor who was in You know if
- 30:15Speaker 2: you saw him, look up John Burnhal. Let me tell
- 30:17Speaker 2: you quick, let me tell you three degrees of separation.
- 30:21Speaker 2: He was in Walking Dead, so he's got Okay, I
- 30:25Speaker 2: didn't see that either, But I mean he's all over
- 30:28Speaker 2: the place right now, starring on a on Broadway, and
- 30:32Speaker 2: I think it's dog day afternoon. You see the picture
- 30:35Speaker 2: of him, you know, as soon as you see him
- 30:36Speaker 2: John burnthall, Yes, I do, I do? All you recognized him? Yeah,
- 30:41Speaker 2: all right? Guess what his His dad used to be
- 30:45Speaker 2: my attorney. How cool is that? And I haven't seen
- 30:48Speaker 2: I mean, I know him. I've never met John Burnhal,
- 30:50Speaker 2: but he's not a big favorite.
- 30:52Speaker 3: Small world. All right, Let's set everybody up because the
- 30:56Speaker 3: next time people see you live it'll be like labor days.
- 31:03Speaker 3: Then I'm gone for a week. But let me tell
- 31:06Speaker 3: everybody how much we love you. We are contractually covered
- 31:09Speaker 3: here where basically since Mike's off some and I'm off
- 31:12Speaker 3: some that when either one of us is gone, we
- 31:15Speaker 3: don't technically even have to do this. We do a
- 31:17Speaker 3: best of which is blah blah blah, and we said,
- 31:19Speaker 3: you know what, dog on it. We're fresh out of
- 31:20Speaker 3: the box. We're not going to do that. Mike and
- 31:22Speaker 3: I have pre loaded various focal points and overall special
- 31:26Speaker 3: episodes and stuff to cover every single day. And I've
- 31:30Speaker 3: already mentioned I'm here live Wednesday of next week for
- 31:32Speaker 3: the aftermath of Corn and v. Paxton. We're here with fresh,
- 31:35Speaker 3: never before seen stuff every day for you while you
- 31:38Speaker 3: are gone and while I am gone, but I will
- 31:41Speaker 3: miss you. I will be thinking about you. I love you.
- 31:43Speaker 3: And this is just as we take this moment where
- 31:46Speaker 3: we got some best ofs and we're all back together,
- 31:48Speaker 3: live and in color. June Monday, June eighth, right, this
- 31:52Speaker 3: has been We've known each other for years. I can't
- 31:54Speaker 3: tell you what the last few weeks have meant to me,
- 31:56Speaker 3: just to kind of float this thing out and start
- 31:59Speaker 3: this thing and have people will respond to it as
- 32:00Speaker 3: they have. I just love you. I love everybody watching
- 32:03Speaker 3: but just thank you for having a health and the
- 32:06Speaker 3: opportunity to do this. I'm having the time of my
- 32:09Speaker 3: life and I've.
- 32:10Speaker 2: Been to go back at you dittos to that, and
- 32:12Speaker 2: don't forget Wednesday. It's just em Mark's gonna be there
- 32:15Speaker 2: to break down the John Cornyn Ken Paxton race and prediction.
- 32:19Speaker 2: You want to make a predict, Let's make a prediction
- 32:20Speaker 2: right now before we.
- 32:21Speaker 3: Before we go narrow, narrow Paxton victory.
- 32:25Speaker 2: I'm gonna well, gosh darn it, we're both we're both
- 32:28Speaker 2: exactly in the same place, a narrow Paxton victory. We'll
- 32:31Speaker 2: find out that Mark will break it down for you Wednesday.
- 32:34Speaker 2: We'll see you soon. Love you have a great one.
- 32:36Speaker 3: We travel friends, See everybody soon.