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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: John Jay Rich, Time for Pays, Predictions for Horsecopes, Payton,
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  Speaker 1: what you got.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna let you know how to know if your
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  Speaker 2: partner is gonna break up with your novel. Yeah. Also,
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  Speaker 2: if it's your birthday today, you are a cancer and
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  Speaker 2: you share a birthday with Mike Tyson and Michael Phelps.
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  Speaker 2: So if your name is Mike or Michael, you share
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  Speaker 2: a birthday with Mike and Michael.
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  Speaker 1: I think we have a cancer on a lot right now, Sophia,
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  Speaker 1: am I right? Are you a cancer?
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  Speaker 3: And it's my birthdayay? Thank you day?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well, I hate to tell you this news like
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  Speaker 2: on your birthday, but if your significant other is about
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  Speaker 2: to break up with you or something, your hyper sensitive
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  Speaker 2: water signed soul is gonna stop crying or starting emotional
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  Speaker 2: drama in front of you entirely, then you're gonna shift
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  Speaker 2: from this tragic music video aesthetic to a cold flat tone.
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  Speaker 2: They have all or you have already kind of ghosted
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  Speaker 2: them mentally. So that's how you know if the cancer
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  Speaker 2: is gonna be ghosting you or breaking up with you soon.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, well you have a great Sophia, happy birthday.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you so much bye bye.
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  Speaker 1: Hello Lourie. What's your sign?
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  Speaker 3: By Aries from the Hillsboro orgon love that okay, So
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  Speaker 3: for my Aries, this is how you know if an
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  Speaker 3: Aries is gonna break up with you.
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  Speaker 2: You guys have this high velocity, chaotic energy and it's
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  Speaker 2: gonna completely vanish. They're gonna stop trying to pick those
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  Speaker 2: fights with you, and if you if they look at
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  Speaker 2: you with like total boredom instead of like trying to
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  Speaker 2: competitively dominate the conversation, that relationship is probably already over.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe, but I still want my best pal back.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, thank you, thanks Louri. How about Pisces, rich, This
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  Speaker 3: is how you know, Pisces, if they're going to break
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  Speaker 3: up with you, you're gonna weaponize your sleepy, slow motion
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  Speaker 3: asthetic to slowly fade out of their life.
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  Speaker 2: They will lose, They will lose their phone quote unquote
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  Speaker 2: conveniently forget to text you back and play that clueless
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  Speaker 2: bit when you finally called them out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's I love?
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  Speaker 2: Like?
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  Speaker 1: Why we didn't mean to break up? Go back out
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  Speaker 1: one more time out. That's a total Pisces.
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  Speaker 2: Move, right. Yeah, if a Leo is gonna break up
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  Speaker 2: with you, your main character partner will completely stop demanding unfiltered
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  Speaker 2: adoration or showing off you, like showing you off on
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  Speaker 2: their photo albums and like their Instagram stories and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: They're gonna walk into the room, look completely past you,
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  Speaker 2: and start hunting for like a new fresh spotlight that's
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  Speaker 2: gonna feed our you go. How about virgos, John Jay, Like,
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  Speaker 2: how virgos stop dating somebody or breaking up with them.
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  Speaker 2: They're gonna stop trying to micromanage your life. They're gonna
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  Speaker 2: give you a savage performance review. And the exact second
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  Speaker 2: that a virgo stops snagging you about your messy timeline
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  Speaker 2: is the second that they've decided that you're no longer
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  Speaker 2: worth the time.
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  Speaker 1: That's so funny. I dated, like my second girlfriend was Caroline.
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  Speaker 1: I've I've talked about her before. Yes, I remember, like
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  Speaker 1: I was I didn't want to date her anymore. And
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  Speaker 1: I remember her telling me about this next door neighbor
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  Speaker 1: of hers that was forting with her and she can
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  Speaker 1: go over to me, and I remember she was wearing
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  Speaker 1: jeans that were all torn up in an overcoat like
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  Speaker 1: she was trying to look all cool, and she was
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  Speaker 1: like she was like, yeah, you know, Steve kind of
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  Speaker 1: asked me out. I was like, Oh, you should go
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  Speaker 1: out with him, gotta be fun fun Like that wasn't
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  Speaker 1: the response, I know, but it reminds me because of
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  Speaker 1: Payton said that. I was like, that totally fits the Vigo.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, that makes me I wonder Zach from Love Island
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  Speaker 2: is a virgo because he basically told another guy to
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  Speaker 2: explore his girl. Who does that? Obviously a virgo?
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  Speaker 1: People creeping out? How about for Libra's for.
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  Speaker 2: Kyle Libras, you're gonna know if they're gonna break up
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  Speaker 2: with you because their people pleasing smile is gonna turn
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  Speaker 2: completely hollow. They're gonna stop asking for your opinion on
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  Speaker 2: literally everything. They will violently agree with everything that you
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  Speaker 2: say just to shut you up so then they could
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  Speaker 2: safely disappear from whatever that relationship is. Back up into
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  Speaker 2: the bushes exact.
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  Speaker 1: See anything that's good that makes me feel better. I
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  Speaker 1: think Kyle likes me because she disagrees with every freaking
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  Speaker 1: thing I'd say. Ever, if we to get to your sign,
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  Speaker 1: they're all posted on our website right now, John Jay
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  Speaker 1: and Rich dot com