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Episode 219: The Bimbofication Of Donald Trump · Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

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What it do, What it do, what it do?
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It is your boy Andrew Schultz. Take a Mr. Goody 2 shoes and who
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am I with? As always, Joseph Huggins, AKA
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Old Man Huggy. Talk shit or get off the pod.
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Episode 219. In one hour we're going to end
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an entire civilization. Welcome, motherfuckers.
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She's so pretty on top. What's up?
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What's up dude? Were you worried?
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Were you celebrating? Was I celebrating?
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Yeah. War crime.
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A clock. I drink my horchata.
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I think about the war crimes. Que Ola assholes.
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It's not Modelo time, it's war crime time.
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It's Golf of Mexico time. I just wish I could do that,
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like effortlessly in conversations I've had, I've
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had. I know people who can't.
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But I bet you do. What is that?
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I'm just, I'm just jealous. One second.
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Hold on. Oh, he's got his fuck boy shorts
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on lookout. You didn't have your headphones
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on, so you didn't hear that, Holmes.
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I said look out. He's got his fuck boy shorts on,
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Holmes. I was just.
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Didn't deny it. Didn't.
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What do you? Want from me?
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It's Wednesday, this is my. My fuck boy shorts.
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I mean they're. Just.
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Oh no, no, just. One remember I told you my
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therapist says I'm not a good fuck boy.
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That's true. I had this like crazy situation
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with my. Doesn't mean you're not, just
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means you're not good at it. Right and.
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Plus I I played pro basketball but like, oh, but I'm on 10.
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I'm constantly on 10 day contracts.
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Right. Well, she was saying it was in
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the context of that that I was catching feelings too quickly.
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That's why I was not the good fuck boy.
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Anymore continue therapist. Please enlighten me more.
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That she was, she was saying like she was saying that if you
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eat in the past, I could fuck and eject, you know, kick him
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out the bed and move on. Now I'm like, hey, you want to
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go get breakfast? And she's saying that those
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things are compatible. You know, I think that was it.
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Yeah. OK.
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Well I like her more. Shout out therapist.
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Well, I was gonna stay with my health insurance.
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I haven't seen her in a while, since before Valentine's Day and
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and a lot has happened since then and like and.
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She probably assumes as much well.
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No, no, no. What happened was my OK, so like
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I I switched like I updated my health plan with Kaiser and
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what? Were you telling that?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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And apparently they, it was like they gave me 60 day that they
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pre approved me for this plan for 60 days.
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And but like it normally takes them 45 days to process my
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application like to like. So therefore there's two weeks
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of an overlap of like where I'll be pre approved and then
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actually approved except for today we're running behind and
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so and I didn't even know I was pre approved.
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I just thought that they just switched the plan so 60 days are
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up all of a sudden like March 1st all of a sudden I don't have
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health insurance anymore and I'm like what the fuck is this?
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And I find out like this whole process thing.
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And so anyways, I've so I haven't had health insurance, so
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I had to cancel on my therapy appointment and, and just
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anyway, so I haven't seen her. And so anyways, yesterday I got
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back my they finally processed my application and I have health
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insurance again. So now I get scheduled with the
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therapist and you know, shout out also.
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Never mind. Also what?
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You know, I'm in California and well, we we've talked about the
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Ozempic pandemic. Yeah, we were on that first.
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Well, Ozempics are GLP one, right?
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There's this new drug out there, GLP 3, supposed to be crazier.
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I started doing it. What is it supposed to do?
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It's like more metabolic than GLP ones.
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It's like more weight loss. I start for.
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What? I just 'cause I just got it to
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connect. You have the GLP three plug.
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Yeah. This has come full circle.
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I know that's crazy, I started it two weeks ago.
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So we're doing it 2 episodes and not I.
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Well, I was, you were on the Zemp, You were on the zemp and
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you didn't say shit to anybody for Two Sods, bro.
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I was wondering if two sods dude.
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I was thinking like maybe I don't say anything and just see
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what happens and then and then like see if like I was like, oh
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dude, well you were in shape and then I could tell y'all but
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then. Secret Lives of Ozempic.
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But, but this is what happened. This is what happened.
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I gained 5 lbs the first week. I'm the only motherfucker who
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gained weight on the GLP 3. Well, how much has have you lost
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since? Well, it's only been is that it
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hasn't. This is this is the second week
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that I took the second dose Monday and we're recording this
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on a Wednesday. So it's like I'm like 9 days,
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8-9, ten days in. I've been like grinding my ass
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off at work, so whatever, my work's chill, bro.
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I put on like so much weight. Like it's drives me nuts in the
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past 2 1/2 weeks. I went riding yesterday, which
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was super therapeutic, super peaceful.
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I rode like up almost like a good like, I don't know like
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10-12 miles like it was really nice.
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But since work's been crazy and I've been back on the grind down
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17 lbs that, that ass just like 'cause I'm, I'm constantly
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moving so much that what I'm not, I'm just like, but, but I
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went riding yesterday, which was really nice.
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So I've been trying to be better about it.
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But you know, I mean, thanks for being honest.
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You know, we all appreciate you for being truthful with the
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listeners that you're on the Zemp now.
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I'm this is more than zempted, this is something else.
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The next level you're on the you, you, you upgraded.
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My bottle says it's only for the use of animals on it, you know
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what I'm saying? So you're on the Ivermectin?
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You heard it here first. Mr. Goody is on.
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Ivermectin I do have. I do have the Ivermectin plug.
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Yeah, yeah, as well if you need ivermectin.
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Yeah, Joey Rogan, hit me up. Joey.
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Joey bags that. Would be the beginning of a
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better friendship. You and Joey Bags 'cause then
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the year of the plug. He's like, hey, look like I'm
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like, I'm like, you want me to say, man, I'm a bitch?
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All right there, I'm a bitch. So give me give me that.
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I have our mectum. I'm like HS tick ticky talkie
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where I'm selling the shit back. It is so ridiculous I'm sorry.
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Like total sidebar and I watched.
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I got to put my horchata in a big ass mug down that HS ticky
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talkie shit based off of the name.
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Never heard of him before. The name alone lets me know
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you're. Just so British, so British.
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Such a schmucky piece of shit that like, is it Like it's all
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like this gotcha stuff that his mom's around.
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His mom is so cringe. Like everything is so cringe.
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Is she? I thought, I thought she was
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like, she was like very anti all of his shit.
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No, at at the if you watched it, did you watch the old
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documenter? Yeah.
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Then at the end, whatever they have like the gotcha moment and
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he's like recording him and then he's like in in their house.
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The mom's sitting there like smoking cigs in the house like a
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trashy ass. Just fucking what?
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I'm sorry. Like I mean sidebar, like
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smoking cigs. I mean, that's a tick for me.
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My mom used to smoke cigs in the house, 90s style.
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Virginia Slims, Virginia Slims inside.
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It's like Nah bro, like that's just it, ain't it?
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It's just like trashy. Well OK, so my HS ticky talkie
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the homie. Oh my.
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I mean, how about this? He's a, he's a colleague.
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He's a colleague, fellow fellow streamer of the manosphere.
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I know. Keep me out of that, I know.
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I know, I know, I know, I know. I'm joking.
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I, I, I have been asked that like before.
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Like. Is this a manosphere?
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Like when I have no Yeah, I know, I know.
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But he talk shit about only fans and and like he said like he
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would like disown his like daughter if she was on only
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fans. It's he owns a company that but
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yeah, but yeah, but on his on his page, he's promoting.
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He's like a fucking pimp of like only fans people and and he's
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like whatever he's like he's like someone can make a bulk,
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you know. But that's what that's what I
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guess. That was my hope.
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Slag. Oh dude that guy's so cringy.
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And the name HS Ticky talking his mom's in on it.
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They're all in on it. And he's just gotten more cringe
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since he's just like a dumbass. No, after that it was on Piers
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and he was like saying like he was going to Piers Morgan pours.
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Boy, I just saw the clip series like I'm going to I'm trying to
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fuck your wife or some shit to Piers Morgan on his show.
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Yeah, well yeah, I agree. Total douche.
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Fuck that guy, he sucks. Yeah, total douche.
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Total douche bag. But so I'll just keep you guys
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posted on the GLP 3. Yeah, let us know how it goes.
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Where do you have to stick it is in your stummy.
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Do you stick your stummy? Yeah, OK, Stummy hurt tummy.
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It's both of them, your stomach and your tummy.
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You combine them. No, it doesn't hurt at all.
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Like I was like confused if I did it right the first time
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because I was like that. That was it.
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Are you not eating? So what's happening with that?
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Now I am eating like that's what I'm trying to say.
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I'll say that I like burp randomly now OK, but that's like
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the only side effect. OK, well I guess it could be
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worse. I had a encounter where this
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bumped into. I've been just having this
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happen a bunch lately. 7th grade English teacher I bumped up to
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my 7th. Like my 7th.
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Like why? Yeah, same school but like my
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7th grade English teacher. Like arbitrarily it was.
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Crazy because mine was not great.
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I miss Pulse, she was the home. No, I'm thinking of 9th grade.
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I'm thinking 9th. Grade Yeah, I know.
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It was super cool. It was super random, but super
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awesome. Yeah, it's way back when, dude.
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I couldn't name any of my teachers at this point.
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I could name Miss David. Pretty sure.
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Pretty sure I could name every single teacher I ever had.
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I know it's weird, but you're still living the hood and you
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like, you know. No, I also, I just also have
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like one of those memories where I could recall a story that you
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might not remember and you'd be like, oh shit, that did happen.
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I was just always. Well, I think I have that kind
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of memory too, I'm just really bad with names.
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True, I guess, yeah. I just have it with like events,
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people, stuff like that. So I could tell you, like when I
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was talking to her, I was like, I could name all the teachers on
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the team. It was pretty funny.
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And then I was making fun of one of them and she was like, oh
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shit, that bitch did do that all the time.
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That's hilarious. I was like damn.
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And I was also drinking a lot during this time. 7th grade,
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yeah. OK, Well live your life boy and
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now on GLP threes look at you now let's go and we'll.
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See, yeah, it's supposedly like a low dosage like, and I'm
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supposed to like build it, build it up.
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What else can that keep you from doing?
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Can't. Keep like Are you mocking?
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Right. Are you going to be like?
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I'm always mocking you on this motherfucker.
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Face, face maxing, you're going to do done gesturing.
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Oh. Yeah, we're, I'm going to say
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I'm on, I'm on an ascension to become a Chad did.
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You watch that? Yeah.
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Did you watch that interview with Channel Five listening to
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and talk the. Whole thing I could not believe
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what happened like where he like I was trying to explain this to
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somebody and I'm like, and then at the end he's like, you didn't
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ask me one question about looks maxing and and then like Andrew
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Callahan's like thrown off. He's like what?
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He's like, no, I asked you like 40 questions about looks maxing
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and what I think it like really what was happening was
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clavicular was like meaning like about how Andrew Callan could
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look smacks himself and he's like, so you're telling me that
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you just wake up every day and look in the mirror and you and
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you're happy with that? Andrew Callan's like yeah,
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pretty much. He goes, dude, that's so
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disingenuous. And it's like if Kovicar just
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can't even like fathom that like people are like have like good
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self esteem, you know, even if they're not like some bow and
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smashing. But you can be confident.
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Yeah, it's just like unbelievable to him.
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Like you can't be confident. I will say, I will say though,
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that yeah, he was like less of an idiot than I thought.
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Like I I thought he was like out there crazy and he's out there
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like he's, his mind is like fucked from the Internet for
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sure. But like, he was a little bit
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more on the level than I than I was expecting.
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Until the end. Until the end.
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He's like a, he's like a fake intellectual, Right, Right.
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It's so yeah. Like so you he would.
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I was expecting like a fucking like like can't even talk to
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this person at all. It's, it's wild the, the, and
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maybe this is just a product of the times when I think about
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people like him, I, I'm always drawn back to the idea and it
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sounds, it'll sound, it doesn't sound bad.
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It's just like very topical. But whenever, like Epstein would
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host these people and he would host all these intellectuals and
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you hear how they talk about him in these conversations and how
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he had nothing to contribute, nothing to really say, would
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talk like and pretend to be smart.
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And it's like, I can, I could I it's like almost the same thing
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where he's like a like you're a pseudo intellectual.
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You're not really smart. You don't really know what
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you're talking about, but you insist on being involved in the
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conversation, would argue just to argue like that's good to say
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that. Oh.
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But how old is he, though? How old is he?
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Because like, that's what I think.
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It's just like he's in 10 years he's going to realize that he
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was an idiot. Yeah, but what I am saying it
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yes, but no, because the way the Internet works now is it's just
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reaffirming he's become rich, he's become famous based off of
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these beliefs. So why is he?
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No, I no, I just mean, I just mean like in the way that he
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talks to people, not like in what he's the looks maxing
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things like he. Like, because he's like a brain,
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he he talks in brain rot. Yeah.
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You know, so I mean. He's fluent in Brain.
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And and whenever if you're asking somebody, so you're
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telling me you wake up every day and you're OK with that, that's
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so disingenuous, right? Saying that that's disingenuous
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is probably. That's one of the last words I'd
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use to describe that like I. I think he really believes that,
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that, that like that everybody's waking up like miserable because
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they don't look like whoever. No, I know.
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So that's like that's but that's how stupid he is.
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I agree like it is choose of it is choice of words.
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He's just proving how stupid he is.
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Right. I just don't understand why I
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got hostile at the end. Like like it was almost like it
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was just weird. Like you didn't ask me one
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question about looks, Max. It's like the whole fucking
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interview was about it. Like I thought I learned so much
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more about it like that I that I like.
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Then I realized that I knew and then he was like, you do not
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even talk to me about it at all. I was like what?
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I just spent like an hour and a half of like Brooks Maxine
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conversation that I like, could have like dealt with like or not
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I had to deal with. Andrew just doesn't like give a
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shit, So that's he doesn't care. Well, he cares about like you
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know what they're talking about in the interview, but then once
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but like he doesn't like give a shit, like, Oh my God, I got I
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get to be around this guy. Thank you so much.
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So there's none of that follow up like he gets from all these
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other buffoons that he'll interview or have on or do it.
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You know that? And then they're like, you know,
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he doesn't need him for his platform.
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So he's like, hey, fuck you. But I'm I'm stoked for Andrew
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Cohen because he is becoming like the go to interview of like
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just of of like what something is like big happening right now.
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You know, it's kind of like like, he's like the Oprah of
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like the Internet or of this like era of like famous people.
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So it's like like Shia LaBeouf gets arrested at like Mardi
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Gras. Who's he sitting down with?
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Andrew Cali and AFO man Angel. Cali a better example.
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He's like a early Geraldo Rivera boom.
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Yes, maybe. Because Geraldo became famous
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for doing like interviews and breaking into that sanatorium
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where they were like abusing people and like all sorts of
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crazy shit. Like people get it twisted on
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Geraldo. He's he's like goofy as fuck
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now, but when he was an up and coming dude, he was a very
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controversial, like exposing stuff reporter, which is what
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really gave him his claim to fame.
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And then he became then, you know, we had a talk show and all
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that goofy. He became a but I'm.
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Just saying like Channel 5's got the clout now to where they can,
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they can lock down these big interviews and people.
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Well, big interviews, going to protest being involved in things
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in real time. Yeah, for sure.
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He's like, he's like your beat, like your beat guy right now.
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Would you like to go with therapy questions?
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Yeah. OK, I updated these.
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You probably didn't see the first ones anyways, I'd send
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them out. I got some some critiques and so
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I changed it. OK, therapy question a number
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Uno. Would you rather be a walking
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red flag or a boring green one? Probably a walking red flag
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because at least it'd be I'd be exciting boring green flag.
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I don't want to be boring. That's what everything's just
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boring. That just sounds lame.
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That's. What I'm saying, I couldn't
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imagine being boring. Like, do you want to just be
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like, oh, that's cherry? Jerry's lame.
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He eats like tuna fish out of the can every day for lunch.
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Well that's red flag dude. That's a red.
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Flag, dude. Yeah, that's true.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a different kind of boring.
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Not scary boring. You can be too boring.
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Supposedly, like the two new kids, they're cousins on
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Vanderpump Rules. They used to eat cat food, but
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then they were saying it was actually tuna.
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I'm out of the can, but I just felt like cat food.
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When they're up and coming, they're only fans model,
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Speaking of fun fact. But I mean to me like, I like
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like the tuna like packets, you know that you have like where?
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The Star Star kiss. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I like that. But I do understand that it's
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like kind of gross and smelly and to the point where it's like
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it's kind of not worth it, yeah. Yeah, my mom and my sisters
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would eat that shit, and sometimes they'd make sandwiches
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with it. And I was like, this is bunk,
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bro, and not want this. Like, I don't know, you just mix
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it with mayonnaise. It's better.
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I'm like, I'm so adopted. Like Oh my God, this is terrible
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anything I was putting like Lowry's seasoning salt on that
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bitch trying to like hot sauce trying to.
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Make it was. A little bit better, yeah.
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You just can't. You just can't.
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You shouldn't. You shouldn't.
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Right. OK, let somebody else.
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Let somebody else prepare the 2. You can walk to work on the
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highway, that doesn't mean you should fucking do it.
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That's right, this shit sounds dangerous.
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Hell, hell, if I got to open the can and there's a chance I could
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cut myself on it, I'm out. Like that's not I.
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Mean, I know you're a risk adverse, the brothers and stuff,
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but like I. Don't know man.
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Never mind. Probably going to be racist.
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It was. It was.
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It was actually, I was going to say, have you, have you heard
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this Monica thing? Monica thing?
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No. What is this?
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It's like this British dude thought like he was hanging out
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with like a bunch of black people like in America and he
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thought they were saying Monica the whole time instead of.
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Oh, no. OK.
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Yeah, OK. And somebody was telling me on
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the podcast that I could use Monica's AS.
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A villain. Yeah, and I was like, I already
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say brothers. Well, you can't use Monica's.
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That's ridiculous. Therapy question #2 If your
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delusions disappeared overnight, are you leveling up or crashing
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out? My delusions disappeared
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overnight, probably leveling up how they come crashing out.
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But I think I'm leveling up too. Most of my delusions are things
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that would keep me from getting to places, doing the things that
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I'd want to do exactly. So it's normally things that are
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holding me back. I like I have too many delusions
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that are like propping me up. I've got delusions of grandeur
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for sure, but. Definitely, everyone does to a
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certain extent about. Themselves.
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But I think mostly my delusions are keeping me back.
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It's like if you just knew how easy it was to level up, you
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would just take that next step. Are some of my delusions of
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Granger actually being held back my my delusions of failure?
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Is that why they're just delusions of Granger is because
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I don't can't get over the hump to attack those things?
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You don't just straight Taylor Swift it.
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Yeah. Like is there, like is there,
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there could be some correlation between the two or if you could,
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if you lost one, they could you succeed in the other.
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But yeah, I don't think I'm like, necessarily crashing out.
24:17
Yeah, me neither. No, I mean, that's not like I'm
24:20
like, think I'm some famous, like, hip hop rap star.
24:26
Crazy. Why?
24:26
Why are you looking at me like that?
24:28
No, I'm just saying it. I'm like totally.
24:30
You're not like you're actually doing something to create your
24:33
own stuff. You're not off the deep end with
24:34
it. I'm saying like I live my
24:36
day-to-day. I don't have a job.
24:38
I'm on like food stamps and I'm like trying to pretend to sell
24:44
crack on the street. And it's just like, that's like
24:47
already watched Trailer Park Boys like J Rock.
24:51
I never actually. Watched like, so J Rock is a
24:53
white guy named Jamie from the trailer park who's genuinely
24:56
thinks he's black and he's a rapper.
24:59
So if you were to be like that, and there's a point where he
25:01
realizes he's not black and it's like his whole world collapses
25:05
until he remembers that he's actually black.
25:08
Oh, yeah, That's pretty good. So I'm just saying like, yeah, I
25:13
don't. It would have to be something
25:14
like, oh, I'm some famous dentist.
25:16
And then you it blows up in your face that you're like one of
25:19
those guys practicing dentistry without a license and you're
25:23
terrible and you're in federal prison.
25:25
Like there's some like if your whole life is based off of lies,
25:28
I mean, I guess yeah, your delusions crash out.
25:32
But for us? We ain't crashed.
25:35
Yeah, we just, we just love all the way up.
25:37
We always love. Them all the way up.
25:41
Flow rider. Shut out.
25:45
Shut up, Flow rider. OK, friend of the pod didn't
25:50
even know. That's right.
25:52
I mean, a lot of Floridians, you know, true White boots,
25:56
Meatball, Ron, front of the pod, George Santos is probably from
26:03
Florida. We just don't know that yet.
26:05
Yeah, well, that's how he just. Seems like him, that's how
26:07
that's. How he, that's how he came into
26:09
the country from Cuba. He was running out.
26:11
I know he's running away from Brazil, Brazil to Cuba then
26:15
because, you know, he was under investigation for fraud.
26:18
Plus, that's where the cocaine the cocaine travel goes.
26:21
As what was his drag name? Mercedes or something like that.
26:28
It was something, something or crystal or something good.
26:31
Crystals. No, it was better than that.
26:34
Therapy question #3 Would you rather fight 10 versions of your
26:40
10 year old self or one version of you at your absolute peak?
26:46
10 versions of my 10 year old self.
26:48
I was a little fucking twig till I was like 1314, so I'd just be
26:52
like, I'd Take Me Out. I don't know, I was fucking shit
26:56
up, but when I was. Ten Oh, it was strong, but I was
27:00
a little twig and I was still pretty small.
27:02
So I mean, that's where. And and like me fighting my peak
27:06
version. I'm on GLP threes.
27:07
This is my peak version right now.
27:09
Like I'm just. Fighting myself.
27:11
No, I don't know if this is. Like peak football coming out of
27:16
football when I was like weighing like 197, I was like
27:21
pretty fucking mean and I was really angry.
27:25
Probably wouldn't want to fight that version of myself.
27:28
Probably. I probably wouldn't because I
27:30
chilled the fuck out a lot. But I was definitely.
27:34
You don't think that you could beat yourself up when you're
27:37
like 18? May I?
27:41
It'd be maybe I might be able to 18. 19 I feel like the old man's
27:46
strength comes in at this point. Yeah, but man, you gotta
27:48
remember, like I was football, wrestling, track.
27:52
I mean, I was like lifting. I was.
27:54
I remember when I was 19 and my freshman year of college, I
27:57
gained like a pound for the first time.
27:58
I'm like, well, what the fuck? And I realized, 'cause I was
28:00
playing fucking sports every day in high school.
28:03
Yeah, I think that well 'cause I play and I finished football all
28:07
the way through. So I mean at one point I was
28:08
squatting like 485 sometimes. Like I was a fucking strong as
28:17
shit or I would have like not I would have been, yeah, I would
28:21
have fucked some shit up. Well I did fuck some shit up.
28:24
I was just pretty chilled out but definitely had a way quicker
28:27
temper too. So maybe 10 I might be able.
28:31
Well, OK, how about this? I don't fight kids.
28:33
Because at 10 I was, so I don't know, I was a little twig bro I
28:36
was wearing. Like just was out here fighting
28:37
10 year olds, Yeah. I was, I was out there weighing
28:39
like a 10 because how old were we when we were ten?
28:43
I was probably. Weighing like how old were we
28:44
when we were 10? I mean, So what grade were?
28:47
We when we were 10. I'm clipping that.
28:49
I'm trying to think what what grade were we in when we were
28:52
ten? 4th grade Oh yeah dude, I beat
28:54
the shit out of me in 4th grade. I was a little.
28:56
Punk ass dude. When I was 10 I got drafted to
28:59
the 1314 year old baseball team. When I was 10 I was I just
29:02
started playing football. 10 of me.
29:05
Although I was extremely ADHD and like riddling the fuck out
29:11
so that does that Does you throw that in?
29:13
I was definitely unstable quick so 10 of me would would swarm.
29:18
I could see that A10 ADHD 4th grade Joseph.
29:23
I guess when you were getting drafted to the MLB in 4th grade
29:27
or whatever mythological bullshit you're making up.
29:31
I got my I got my first after school detentions and
29:38
Drobekastan shout out. He was in my 4th grade class
29:42
Miss Kazaza's class. Hottie redhead bro Miss Kazazza
29:48
was help me after school. I got help me after school three
29:52
times that school year for not doing my shit.
29:56
Oh, did you? Did you see this?
29:58
I was pointed. It was brought to my attention.
29:59
There's this thing where this kid hooked up with two of his
30:04
teachers. Oh my God, stop.
30:06
Quit talking. I heard about that.
30:07
But stop talking. You heard?
30:09
Yes, you're going to get us banned on something like shut
30:12
up. Our viewers in the last episode
30:15
plummeted, and I guarantee you it's because the algorithm gods
30:19
are like, what are you talking about here, goof?
30:23
But yeah, I know. I see that shit.
30:25
It's a problem. It's it.
30:27
Was brought to my attention because of last episode.
30:31
Because you're interested in this.
30:33
Did you see this? No, no, no.
30:34
Like somebody who listened. To it.
30:36
Oh OK, but I didn't see that craziest shit ever.
30:44
It's crazy. It's like everybody's so
30:47
different, desperate for attention and affirmation that
30:50
they'll get it from anybody, including like multiple grown
30:55
women getting it from the same teenage kid.
30:58
It's crazy. Shout out that kid.
31:05
I'm not booming. That legend.
31:07
Legend. No, no.
31:10
Therapy question #4 Final therapy question, Would you
31:14
rather fart loudly on a first date or call them the wrong name
31:21
mid kiss? Fart loudly.
31:24
That could be funny. That could be funny.
31:28
No dude, call them the wrong name mid kiss.
31:30
It's that means that you're getting you're kissing first
31:33
date already. Yeah, but yeah, but but then
31:36
you're calling them the wrong name.
31:40
I mean this one time when I was a freshman in college.
31:42
Yeah, you have no response. To that, that's just like, no,
31:45
I'm I'm gonna. That's the one and only kiss
31:47
you're getting. I was playing beer pong over at
31:49
the fraternity house and had a girl on my team that I just met
31:54
and we were crushing it. And then like she's impressed by
31:57
my beer pong skills. We go to like a room that we
32:00
start making out and then she she like she's like on top of me
32:05
on the bed. And then she goes one SEC she
32:07
goes, what's my name? No clue what her name is, no
32:11
clue. And I'm like, and then I'm like,
32:14
OK, I guess I have to guess because saying I don't know, I'm
32:18
I'm out. So I guess guess wrong, of
32:20
course, because there's a million names and she got up and
32:24
left. Thank you did.
32:28
You ever figure out the name? New but but and I never got
32:37
better at names anyways. Like I'm so bad I'll forget your
32:40
name as I'm like asking you what your name is.
32:44
It's yeah, so my point proven. You'd be better off farting,
32:47
dawg. No I'm saying like this is going
32:50
to happen to me anyways. Like I mean farting though is
32:53
insane. Maybe on the GLP 3 stuff?
32:56
Yeah, or you'll burp. Who knows too.
32:58
They're. Not like not big burps, just
33:01
just to let you know that you took the GLP.
33:04
No man, I'd much rather I'd rather fart.
33:06
Say the wrong name. Could be funny later.
33:10
Depends on your humility how you could play it all.
33:12
It's. The first date though so though.
33:14
Yeah. So that means so there's so much
33:16
pressure. So there's so much pressure that
33:18
maybe that eases the pressure. First date and you're kissing.
33:22
First date, First date, you're making out and you call her the
33:26
wrong name and you think you're going to come back from that?
33:30
And I and I've already you could come back.
33:32
You could. Fart.
33:33
You could fart early and then save it and still make out
33:36
later. And I know the girl's fucking
33:38
name. At least I know your name, dude.
33:41
Like, that's what I'm saying. This is why you're a bad fuck
33:44
boy. This is why exactly why you're a
33:47
bad fuck boy. Because.
33:48
I'm not farting in front of them.
33:49
You're just like, Oh yeah, give me that tongue, babe.
33:52
And you don't even realize that you could.
33:53
That's it. That's the only time you get up,
33:55
walk out of the room, and you're going to lose a good beer pong
33:57
partner. You could have just farted and
34:00
remembered her name and be like, hey, you know, tournament next
34:03
week. I'll see you there, Cindy,
34:06
because I know your fucking name.
34:08
Sorry I farted. Oh man.
34:10
She's a Stacey. She was a Stacey, you know, and
34:12
I was an ascending Chad. You're you're gesturing, bro.
34:19
I was gesturing hard. You're.
34:20
Gesture maxing hard and I. Can't.
34:22
And like you're going to go play beer pong with a girl and not
34:26
stream it. That's a gesture move.
34:29
Cause yeah, you can come back from a.
34:34
Fart can you you. Yes.
34:36
You put it up because I never do.
34:37
It the odd if you, if you were, if it was like the if you looked
34:41
at the analytics ask AI, is it is it worse to fart?
34:45
Yeah, let's see what AI says. Let's pull it.
34:47
Up, let's go. What's worse, farting on a
34:50
first. AI has never kissed anybody or
34:53
farted. I'm going to ask it right now
34:55
from You're Not. What's worse?
35:03
Chat. What's worse?
35:08
This is gesturing, you know. What's worse, farting on a first
35:11
date, farting on a first date, or calling a woman the wrong
35:18
name? Big kiss.
35:20
On the on the first date, 'cause if it's like your wife, like you
35:27
know, and then you're saying the wrong name, that's way worse
35:29
than a first date is what I'm trying to.
35:31
Say on a first date, the first thing that popped up is well,
35:44
both are major major faux pas Major dating faux pas.
35:50
Calling your date the wrong name mid kiss is generally considered
35:53
far worse because it directly damages the emotional connection
35:58
and personal respect essential to a first date.
36:06
It's generally. The wrong name.
36:08
Of a. Potential of this is what his
36:11
breath give me. Bullet points using the wrong
36:13
name during an intimate moment is often viewed as mental
36:16
infidelity or a sign that the date isn't fully present.
36:20
Impact on the date bullet point. It can trigger deep insecurities
36:24
or belief that you're still stuck on an axe or actively
36:27
seeing someone. Else this is my other thing.
36:29
It depends what name. Difficulty of recovery Unlike
36:33
the bodily function, a name slip during a kiss requires A sincere
36:37
emotional apology and often leaves the lasting bad taste
36:41
that could be hard to move past so early on.
36:44
Social context. Many see it as a lack of basic
36:48
respect or focus, whereas others might dismiss it as a fluster or
36:52
a brain fart. So is it fart or brain fart
36:56
Icebreaker. For many, the first fart is seen
36:58
as a milestone and signals the chill zone of a relationship.
37:03
Oh my God. Handling the moment, etiquette
37:06
suggests a simple excuse me or a humorous acknowledgement can
37:10
defuse the tension. The risk.
37:12
While some might find it offensive or a sign of poor
37:14
manners on a first rate, it rarely implies the same level of
37:18
emotional disregard as forgiving who you are.
37:21
Kissing 100%. In short, a fart is a mistake of
37:25
the body, while the wrong name is a mistake of the heart,
37:29
parentheses, or at least the head.
37:32
Hey baby. Told you, dude.
37:36
Was that anthropic? Was that open?
37:38
AI all fart. All fart.
37:40
Oh, I don't know. What happened?
37:43
AI didn't like it, They just cut just this fucking video.
37:49
I'm back. Oh my God, you want to go to the
37:55
articles? Yeah, let's toot our way over
37:59
there. This is the first one's from the
38:02
AP. Can't believe you say you give
38:04
call bitch a wrong name. Dude, you terrible.
38:06
I wouldn't call her a bitch. Terrible ass dude, you terrible
38:10
ass fuck boy calling. Her A.
38:14
Bitch, you fucked up fuck boy. Oh yeah, look at me like you
38:20
fucked up. Fuck boy, now you're about to
38:23
give a fuck. Dude, I'm not a fuck boy, I'm a
38:25
lover boy. Newly created Poly market
38:27
accounts that big on US Iran ceasefire and hours before
38:32
Trump's announcement. So this shit's crazy.
38:35
I there's a guy who placed a bet like 99 to one odds that Trump
38:41
would say what it was hit. Praise be Allah on Easter or
38:46
like within East and then like and then he tweet and then he
38:50
truths that praise be a law. Some dude won like a shit ton of
38:54
money. So all these people keep betting
38:57
on this. Like, what is it?
38:58
Polly Market Cal She Yeah. Like they're just placing bets
39:03
on shit that he's going to do or if the market's going to go up
39:06
or down. And then like they're obviously
39:08
coordinating this. Yeah.
39:10
It's insane. Like somebody knows somebody
39:14
close to him is like releasing this information and they're
39:17
just placing side bets. So a group of new accounts on
39:20
the prediction market. Polymarket.
39:23
Also by the fun fact Donald Trump Junior is on the board of
39:26
Polymarket just. So you, of course he is.
39:27
Yeah. Yeah, I remember we mentioned
39:29
that last episode made highly specific, well timed bets on
39:34
whether the US, Iran would reach a ceasefire on April 7th,
39:37
resulting in hundreds of thousands of dollars in profits
39:40
for those new customers. These bets were made even though
39:44
in the hours before 2 weeks ceasefire was announced on
39:47
Tuesday, President Donald Trump's rhetoric had escalated
39:51
sharply and there were a few signals of a ceasefire deal was
39:55
imminent. Early in the day, Trump had
39:57
issued a warning on social media that a whole civilization will
40:01
die tonight. That is the craziest shit ever.
40:06
If Iran did not meet his demand to open the Strait of War boost
40:09
by his time at 8:00 PM. It's funny too because he had
40:12
like a deadline. He's like, they don't do this.
40:14
Well, that's just what I'm saying.
40:15
So this one's to me is different.
40:17
Like you and I could have place these bets because like it was
40:20
like, do you think Trump's actually going to commit all
40:22
these war crimes? And he gave he gave a deadline
40:25
set date. So it's like that's just like
40:28
not to me. That's like you could make a
40:30
normal bet that he's going to chicken out.
40:31
That's the Taco tray. Trump always chickens out Taco
40:34
Tuesday on this motherfucker. But but on the other stuff like
40:39
extracting Maduro and some dudes got like 450 grand like off of
40:43
that, like the tariff shit, like there's futures on a whale like
40:48
in the actual stock market, like there's insider trading on that.
40:51
So they're definitely insider trading on this.
40:53
But to me, it's like on this, he's like at 8:00 Eastern on
40:58
Tuesday, I'm going to bomb you. And if we don't make a deal and
41:02
like, to me, it's like, OK, well, I don't think he's going
41:04
to do that, so let's place a bet.
41:06
Yeah, analysis of the publicly available blockchain data from
41:10
Polymarket using the Crypto Analytics platform Dune shows
41:15
that at least 50 accounts or wallets placed substantial Yes
41:18
bets Tuesday before Trump announced a ceasefire on true
41:21
social around 6:30. These are the first bets made by
41:25
these particular wallets. One of the wallets, created
41:28
around 10:00 AM Eastern, place roughly 72,000 in bets at an
41:33
average price of 8.88 point, $0.08.
41:37
The buy in for each betting ranges from 0 to $1.00 each
41:40
reflecting a zero to 100% chance of what users think can happen.
41:44
This Polymarket user cashed out with a profit of $200,000.
41:51
Another, which joined the platform April 6th and traded on
41:54
this exact event, shows a win OF125500.
41:59
Another wallet equated 12 minutes before the post, made
42:04
31,908 Yes bets and earned a profit of 48,500.
42:11
Oh, man, there's all I I mean, there it's there's bets being
42:14
placed on the stock market. Yeah.
42:17
Like we're, you know, there's a pattern now where the stock
42:20
market jumps every Monday, every Thursday at open based off of
42:25
statements that were made while it was closed.
42:28
There's all this goofy stuff where there's obviously
42:30
skimming, scheming. I think that things are tighter
42:34
and they found a way that they can, you know, in unregulated
42:38
way. Well, they, they like just they
42:40
dismantled like the white collar crime shit like at the Justice
42:44
Department and they like moved it over to like shooting like
42:47
American citizens in Minnesota and so like.
42:52
But The thing is, the statue of limitations is not going to be
42:55
up for these motherfuckers like in a year when the Democrats
42:59
take over Congress. And like, so a lot of people are
43:02
going to get like, go to jail for insider trading like.
43:04
Well, and there's all this stuff is on the blockchain.
43:07
Which means that that should sorry, that shit is like
43:13
different. So like on the polymarket calci,
43:16
there isn't really rules regulating it yet.
43:18
So like, I don't know if anyone's going to jail for that,
43:20
but I'm talking about like the future bets, like on the fucking
43:23
oil prices like. Well, yeah, but So what I'm.
43:26
Yeah. But what I am saying is that if
43:28
people are doing this, they'll be able to identify who the
43:30
owner of these wallets are if they move the funds.
43:33
So if they move the funds five years from now and it's like,
43:36
oh, Lindsey Graham is the person who made made $750,000 off of
43:44
all this bullshit Cal she bets that's obvious insider trading.
43:48
Like they'll be able to know who it was right?
43:50
I. Don't think it's Lindsey Graham.
43:51
He's too busy like you. Know you know, I'm just using
43:54
that as an example. Right.
43:55
It's like, probably like Stephen Miller.
43:57
Yeah, like Stephen Miller's doing some goofy shit or like
43:59
their wives are doing, or it's a Supreme Court Justice or
44:03
something. Like it's Alito's wife.
44:05
Who fucking knows? Like could be anybody.
44:08
Yeah. So some of the users took pro
44:12
saying some profits, others must wait for the payouts.
44:15
Because the Polymarket has labeled the April 7th US Iran
44:19
ceasefire contract as disputed. Given that Iran is still placing
44:23
restrictions on strips strapped passing through the straight and
44:26
missile attacks in the region, continued public blockchain data
44:30
cannot identify who controls the wallets.
44:32
Polymarket uses proxy smart contract wallets, meaning a
44:35
single user can create multiple accounts.
44:38
Only Polymarket has the internal data needed to determine whether
44:41
these were new users or existing.
44:43
Opening a users, opening additional accounts.
44:47
They did not respond for comment.
44:50
Blake Moore of Utah introduced legislation to regulate
44:52
prediction markets released a statement Wednesday saying it's
44:55
highly unlikely that these are good faith trades.
44:58
It's more likely that these are insiders with access to
45:01
information ahead of the public without some kind of
45:04
restrictions. There's nothing stopping from
45:06
the government or the military officials for profiting from
45:09
their positions. Exactly.
45:13
There's nothing that stops them from doing it.
45:15
So I I mean, it's just unethical and immoral, but it's not
45:19
against the law. Correct.
45:21
So that's and then now polymarkets also bringing in
45:26
Palantir, the fucking AI company to to use all the data to try to
45:33
prevent like sports athletes and politicians from betting on
45:37
insider trading. But we'll, I mean it.
45:39
But it needs to be like regulated by the actual
45:41
government, not like by polymarket itself.
45:44
Yeah. And then, you know, fucking
45:46
Palantir. Don't even get me started.
45:48
Yeah, like they're going to like, they give a shit.
45:50
Like, yeah, we'll do the right thing, right.
45:53
Put the chip. Just put the chip in your butt.
45:55
Just put the chip in your butt. Like get out of here.
45:58
Yeah. I hear Peter Thiel.
46:01
Fucking Peter Thiel, man. Have you seen the anti crimes?
46:04
We're looking at it. I'm looking for him.
46:08
They're like, bro, it's you. Second article, it's loading.
46:14
Oh, second article. Measles outbreak spreads in Utah
46:21
hitting people without the vaccine.
46:24
No shit. Just throwing that out there.
46:29
No shit. Utah measles outbreak started in
46:32
a remote area, shocking. But it's now spreading across
46:36
the state. Shocking as the most recent
46:39
update from EU ha Department of Health and Human Services, there
46:42
have now been 583 confirmed cases since the last Since last
46:47
summer, only Texas and South Carolina have had more.
46:51
Shout out. Texas.
46:52
You wouldn't know it but by the buzz of activity on campus, but
46:56
the University of Utah is currently dealing with a measles
46:59
exposure of its own. Some of the confirms case of the
47:02
disease was on campus for at least four days.
47:05
At the end of March, the university told students to stay
47:08
home for 21 days if they feel sick.
47:10
Sick or not vaccinated due to the highly contagious nature of
47:14
nature of measles. For freshman Haley Perkins, who
47:17
was vaccinated as a child, the outbreak isn't something she's
47:20
really thinking about. I was like, I don't really know
47:23
what what you. I don't really know what you
47:26
change. I still have to go to class.
47:28
So it's just like, it is what it is.
47:31
Utah's outbreak took off at the southwest corner of the state
47:34
last summer in small communities near the Arizona border.
47:37
People there are known to be affiliated with the
47:40
fundamentalist fundamentalist religious sect, and they have
47:44
low vaccination rates. Almost half of Utah's measles
47:48
cases have come from that region.
47:50
This is like the Colorado City area.
47:55
No, I'm sorry. Not.
47:56
Yeah, No. Well, there's Colorado City, AZ,
47:58
that's the FLDS, so there's all sorts of polygamists.
48:05
That's Warren Jeffs. Actually was recently watching a
48:07
new documentary on Netflix that's really good.
48:10
It's like a continuation kind of one I've already watched.
48:13
But yeah, very religious, don't believe in.
48:15
Like, you know, it's like homeschool, if that is school
48:19
bride, wives, all that goofy stuff goes down on that portion
48:22
of Utah so much, sister. Webs.
48:26
Or sorry, like child, child brides.
48:29
Apologies, Yeah, sister wives and child brides.
48:33
So not shocking that they're not vaccinated.
48:35
That's not bewildering. And it's quickly spreading.
48:39
It's not hitting people from all areas of the state at all.
48:42
Different with all different practices from all different
48:46
kinds of communities. It's not limited to any specific
48:50
group anymore. So now it's spread out.
48:52
So everybody's not vaccinated. In Utah, 600, measles was
48:56
basically gone. You got the measles vaccine when
48:59
you were a kid, and then nobody got measles.
49:01
You get the chicken pox. Yeah, everybody got chicken pox
49:04
or something. You would get it.
49:06
Oh, the little Jimmy's got chicken pox, you guys say, at
49:08
Jimmy's house. And everybody gets it at the
49:10
same time and you're past it. But then your parents infect you
49:13
with shingles. Thanks Mom and Dad, because it's
49:18
working out great for the boomers shingles, but this is
49:22
crazy. Not getting your kid vaccinated
49:24
for measles is crazy. It's super contagious.
49:31
Yeah. Is there a big I feel like
49:33
there's a big non vax community in California though I.
49:36
Think there was, but it feels like it's gone.
49:41
Where's like more of the hippie dippie people in California?
49:44
Is it more Northern California? I guess, but like I said, like I
49:50
think everybody would kind of like like it was like before RFK
49:54
and ship there was like it was like Jenny McCarthy, like the
49:56
anti vax strip. But like I'm telling you, like I
49:59
don't feel like it's like it seems like it's happening in
50:01
Texas. It's like way more than it would
50:03
be in California. Well, in Texas, there's a
50:04
religious exemption that you can fill out to where your kid can
50:08
go to public school and you don't have to be vaccinate,
50:11
vaccinated. And it's like, oh, it's my
50:13
religious belief. And parents just fill that out
50:15
so they don't have to vaccinate their kids or they'll space them
50:19
out. They don't want to give them too
50:20
many at once. But I mean, measles, like, come
50:23
on, like polio, like these have like saved 10s of thousands, if
50:28
not millions of lives. So if you have an issue with
50:31
like a mRNA vaccine because they come up with it too quick and
50:36
it's like, and like, oh, it's going to mutate my OK.
50:39
But like the measles vaccine has existed longer than you've been
50:42
alive. It's one of the reasons why you
50:45
and like maybe 15 of your friends growing up didn't die
50:48
because you all had the measles vaccine.
50:51
Because if you were growing up back in the day, maybe 15 people
50:54
you might know, die from measles maybe, right?
50:57
Or like, I mean, that sounds like a big number, but it's,
51:00
it's at least more than you would know 15 people that would
51:04
maybe get polio. There'd be 15 people in your
51:09
greater community that get infected with polio if you were
51:12
a kid back in the day. When you hear like our
51:14
grandparents and people talk about that, I get so it's so
51:19
infuriating, the denial of science.
51:21
Like one of the greatest things that mankind has ever created is
51:26
vaccines. That is one of the greatest site
51:28
scientific breakthroughs of all time is vaccines.
51:33
And yet we like people are and we're so privileged.
51:37
We're so arrogant because we're we've had them for so long that
51:40
now it's come full circle and we like doubt them.
51:43
It's crazy like they've been so they work so well.
51:46
We believe that we don't need them anymore.
51:48
I. Mean that's just like the world
51:51
order, like the that we created after World War 2 that Trump's
51:55
destroying. You know, it's like, it's like
51:56
we haven't had like a, you know, a crazy World War like that
52:01
because we set this up and people and it's like every 80
52:04
years in the United States at least, it's like people like we
52:09
have like a fucking calamity because people have forgot about
52:13
like the last one. Whether it was like like the
52:16
Revolutionary War 80 years later, Civil War 80 years after
52:19
that, it's Great Depression 80 years after that, it's right
52:22
now. And it, you know, so it's like
52:29
they forgot what it's like that fucking polio.
52:31
They forgot what it's like to like have to go like fight
52:33
Nazis. They forgot what it's like to
52:35
like live in a Great Depression and, you know, and not be able
52:38
to like have free trade and and you know.
52:42
I forgot that Grapes of Wrath wasn't just a boring ass book.
52:45
It really happened, right? I was like, Great Depression.
52:51
Yeah, this book is depressing as fuck.
52:54
Grapes of Wrath. Oh my God.
52:56
I didn't eat grapes for like 10 years after that, just 'cause I
52:59
was like Dust Bowl. But yeah, so it's blowing up,
53:04
Blowing up in Utah, coming to a Mormon, Mormon temple near you.
53:08
Measles. Back in February, the there were
53:12
exposures at a high school wrestling tournament in U Ha
53:15
Valley University near Provo at the Highland High School
53:20
Highland High School in Salt Lake City.
53:22
That same month, Salt Lake Salt Lake Council announced that the
53:25
disease disease was actively spent spreading in the county.
53:29
This is crazy. Yeah, yeah, it's spread.
53:32
According to the Utah Department of Health and Services, 83% of
53:35
confirmed cases are among the unvaccinated people and children
53:39
are outpacing adults. Pioneer 2 to 1 margin.
53:44
Because those parents that don't vaccinate their kids are
53:46
probably fucking vaccinated. I do find that very funny too
53:51
whenever like these parents are anti vax for their kids but
53:54
they're fully vaccinated. Why does this thing keep cutting
53:58
out? It's kind of nice though.
54:01
Oh that's what I tell my mom like she's all like anti COVID
54:04
vax. I'm like, how many vaccines did
54:06
you fucking give me? There wherever.
54:08
Did you know when they were all made?
54:10
Did you? Were they?
54:10
Were they all made 100 years ago?
54:12
Like they just told you to fucking vaccinate me and you
54:14
didn't question it? Why are you questioning this
54:16
one? Yeah, some fucking dude shot you
54:18
up with like mercury back in the day to like keep you from
54:21
getting polio, bitch. Like what are you talking about?
54:23
You got a, you got a scar on your arm the size of a God damn
54:27
quarter because that's how big your vaccines used to be.
54:30
Maybe she's not that old, but that's a whole generation of
54:33
people that have those vaccine scars, like because that saved
54:38
people's lives. George Carlin, we've talked,
54:40
I've said it before, he has a great bit on vaccines where he's
54:43
like, dude, I had new kids that got polio.
54:45
He's like, so people are anti vax.
54:46
I'm like, fuck you. Like we used to swim in the
54:49
Hudson River. What's What's cool?
54:51
Yeah. And and like he's like, that's
54:53
why we didn't get sick because we would swim in the Hudson
54:55
River and it was disgusting. Like but I know people that got
54:58
polio. What's cool?
55:01
Cool, I guess is the wrong word. But like with the COVID vaccine,
55:07
just because you have vaccinated doesn't mean you didn't get it.
55:09
You know, it might just help you like stay out of the hospital.
55:11
But with the measles one, it feels like the people that
55:15
aren't getting vaccinated are the only ones who are getting
55:17
measles. So it's kind of like you're
55:20
fucking yourselves. It's not like people who got
55:23
vaccinated for measles are getting measles because somebody
55:25
didn't get vaccinated. True, but I mean, I'm sure.
55:29
I mean, that's, that's like kind of like some self correction
55:31
right there. But I do feel like there's
55:33
probably some like vulnerable age groups, be it the elderly,
55:38
be it the extremely young that could still catch it even if
55:42
they were vaccinated for it. So I think there's probably like
55:45
a window where it's like you're more susceptible to it because
55:49
the 83%, that's a really high rate.
55:52
But there is, you know, that 17 that is vaccinated, that's
55:55
getting it. So I wonder what the breakdown
55:57
of that looks like. But the fact that it's kids 2 to
56:00
one lets you know that it's a bunch of parents just not
56:03
vaccinating their fucking kids. And other kids are getting
56:06
measles, which the doctor was like, Are you sure you don't
56:09
want to vaccinate your kid for measles?
56:11
Yeah, don't give them nothing. Yeah, and then like what happens
56:14
like when you're a kid and you get measles is like, it like
56:17
swells something like an organ in your body, maybe your brain.
56:21
And then like that's like, what like fucks you up?
56:23
Like and so the getting the measles vaccine like prevents
56:28
the swelling like like so that that's why kids are getting
56:32
fucked up 'cause it, it's like they're organs are, you know,
56:37
brand new and they're just. Like, yeah, like the, the, the,
56:39
like some of these old school things like measles, smallpox.
56:45
I mean, I guess you could still get it.
56:47
Now I'm just on Oregon Trail. Shit like scarlet fever, like
56:50
some of these things are like, you go deaf because your
56:53
temperature gets so hot it burns.
56:56
It burns away all of your hearing receptors and hairs,
57:00
throws off your equilibrium. It can, it'll like, it will
57:04
make, it can make you deaf. There's certain things, they're
57:06
like, they're brutal, is there not these?
57:09
And what would you do to get rid of the swelling?
57:11
You would take Tylenol but then now you have autism.
57:15
But it's. Allegedly.
57:17
Some of these old school things are fucking brutal.
57:21
They're like brutal ways to get sick, brutal ways to die.
57:25
They're very like simple and we've created all of these
57:29
systems, processes, vaccines, medicines that stop you from
57:33
having these things. Like as society, we've outgrown
57:37
and outpaced a lot of these. But when you don't get
57:39
vaccinated for measles, if you get measles, that shit sucks,
57:43
period. Like that shit, that shit blows.
57:46
If you get measles, it sucks. If you got smallpox, that would
57:49
suck. There's nothing cool about it
57:53
and it's 100% your fault. It is pretty much 100%
57:56
preventable and avoidable. So it's a stupid and like
58:00
they're doing it to their kids because they're not doing it to
58:02
them because their parents didn't do it to them.
58:05
Measles is more dangerous for children under 5 as well as
58:08
people with weakened immune system.
58:10
Severe complications could lead to fever, pneumonia, and brain
58:13
swelling. Rare rare cases can even lead to
58:15
death. 3 deaths, 3 deaths were recorded in 2025.
58:21
It was declared eliminated in 2000s.
58:23
But is there's been a surge of cases, I wonder what?
58:29
But we do still see that people have little trust in public,
58:32
local public health, he said. And we were leveraging that is
58:36
there to reach out to people and educate them.
58:38
You know, like, you got a fucking, I mean, I know it's
58:43
like Darwinism. So like, but it's really it's
58:50
really frustrating. All right, cherry picking.
58:53
This is by the BBC ketamine Queen sentence to 15 years in
58:57
Matthew Perry's overdose death. There's been I mean, it's sad.
59:02
Matthew Perry super talented. He was in the he was in the
59:06
fallout New Vegas game. Great, real funny dude.
59:11
But the the the public, the public production of the trial
59:18
of this drug dealer. Like this shit happens all the
59:20
time. Like people buy drugs, they OD
59:23
and we don't see any we see. So there's not like not nearly
59:27
this much attention even with other famous people.
59:30
It's just interesting. She's.
59:33
So she's where her practice was, is in Calabasas off of Las
59:38
Virginis. And they interviewed the quant,
59:41
my best friend from first grade, the day that this happened, he
59:45
just, they knocked on his door because he lives right across
59:47
the street. Have you ever been there?
59:49
He had been there like once. He's like, oh, yeah, very
59:51
professional. Like, she was like getting in
59:55
her back. I was like, OK.
59:57
So, yeah, great lady. A Los Angeles woman dubbed the
1:00:00
Ketamine Queen has been sentenced to 15 years in prison
1:00:03
for selling drugs that led to the death of Friends actor
1:00:06
Matthew Perry. Josh.
1:00:08
Josh. Vin.
1:00:10
Sangha 42, pled guilty last September of five charges,
1:00:15
including one of distributing ketamine resulting in death or
1:00:18
bodily injury. Prosecutors described the
1:00:21
American British Dual Nationals North Hollywood Home as a drug
1:00:25
selling emporium selling a range of drugs to wealthy and well
1:00:28
connected clients. Perry, who had struggled with
1:00:31
addiction for years, was found dead in a hot tub in Los Angeles
1:00:35
in his home in Los Angeles in October of 2023.
1:00:39
The investigators determined his death was caused by an acute the
1:00:42
acute effects of ketamine. It is a dissociative anesthetic
1:00:46
that has some hallucinogenic effects and it's supposed to be
1:00:50
administered only by a physician.
1:00:53
She sobbed as relatives of Perry addressed to court before the
1:00:56
judge announced her sentence. The judge said she must answer
1:00:59
for her crimes, that she had shown no remorse in the years
1:01:02
since her arrest, given the opportunity to address the
1:01:05
court, she admitted she made poor decisions and had shattered
1:01:08
people's lives, and that she was deeply ashamed and sorry for
1:01:11
what she had done. She caused irreversible damage,
1:01:17
Debbie Perry said in a victims impact statement.
1:01:20
You caused this. You.
1:01:22
You has the talent. You, who has the talent for
1:01:25
business enough to make money, chose the one way that hurts
1:01:29
people. Please give this heartless woman
1:01:31
the maximum prison sentence so she won't be able to hurt other
1:01:34
families like ours. Federal authorities found dozens
1:01:39
of ketamine vials during the raid of her Los Angeles home and
1:01:43
accused her of supplying inject the injectable drug from her
1:01:46
stash house in North Hollywood. She also had thousands of pills
1:01:52
of methamphetamine, cocaine and Xanax were also found.
1:01:58
Thoughts on this I. Mean shout out.
1:02:08
It's sad. I mean obviously, but I mean, I
1:02:11
don't know. I.
1:02:18
Mean how many people OD and they don't make this big of a
1:02:21
production out of the person's. Manager of a restaurant I used
1:02:26
to work at OD on some heroin like eight years ago, nine years
1:02:33
ago. And they ended up like arresting
1:02:39
like an entire fucking like ring of like drug dealers.
1:02:43
Yeah, 'cause he was like, kind of like homies with the cops.
1:02:45
He was like, come in like late night and like, like, and yeah,
1:02:49
so it was like, he was. So when that happened, they're
1:02:51
like, we're going to find out who the fuck sold him this shit.
1:02:53
And then it just ended up like a whole bust of like 18 people or
1:02:56
19 people. See if you're selling like
1:02:58
crazy, stepped on stuff that's like do do and people are OD and
1:03:03
they're like laced with fentanyl and stuff.
1:03:05
Like she was selling him ketamine writing writing scripts
1:03:08
for it. And you know, he was in his hot
1:03:12
tub doing ketamine. Bad idea.
1:03:15
He might drown. Like, I don't, it's just a
1:03:18
thought. It's like, hey, hold on, I'm
1:03:19
going to plug in my boom box and lean it on the bathtub right
1:03:23
before I get in. Like that's not the best idea.
1:03:26
So I mean, it's sad, but one thing, and I get it, in this
1:03:33
situation, it's like him choosing to do it has been kind
1:03:36
of like removed from the equation.
1:03:39
That's all I'm saying. Yeah.
1:03:41
But I mean, I guess it's because we were, we, we grew up and
1:03:44
we've known a lot of people who chose to continue to do it.
1:03:48
So do I am I like sad that we've lost a lot of people?
1:03:52
Do I care about the 100%? Is there also a part of me
1:03:55
that's kind of like, but you chose to do that where it's like
1:03:58
overtime after, you know, like the second or the third and then
1:04:02
you're just kind of like, hey, man, these people are kind of
1:04:04
choosing to do this shit too. So while I could like hunt down
1:04:07
the guy that sold, you know, Sandlin the methadone that he
1:04:12
ODD on when he was in school, like sure, I could go find that
1:04:15
dude, but it's like also like he totally chose to go out of his
1:04:19
way to go get it and do it and made those decisions himself
1:04:23
too. So there's like a whole, you
1:04:25
know, and this whatever, if there's such a production about
1:04:28
that, it's like we're also, it's sad, but we're also talking
1:04:32
about a guy who had serious issues.
1:04:36
I mean, ketamine might be the lightest drug that that dude
1:04:38
have been doing for a long time. I mean, he was addicted to
1:04:41
barbiturates and pills for like a long time.
1:04:44
I mean, if you're doing ketamine, it's coming from a
1:04:46
doctor. I mean, there's a lot of people
1:04:48
that, you know, let that give the government gives money to,
1:04:53
to build spaceships that do ketamine all the time too.
1:04:56
So. Allegedly.
1:04:58
No, he totally does. So it's sad, but all like I
1:05:03
said, I don't like that the personal decision aspect of it
1:05:07
is like removed. So whenever you catch these
1:05:09
guys, especially her given these.
1:05:11
Circumstances. But the thing about all the how
1:05:13
much drugs she had in her apartment whenever they got
1:05:16
there like 15 years is light. You have cocaine, meth.
1:05:20
She faced 65 years. She's not going to serve all 15.
1:05:24
I mean, it's a non. It's a nonviolent.
1:05:25
Seven years, it's. Fine, yeah, it's nonviolent drug
1:05:28
offense, but. Yeah, you committed
1:05:31
manslaughter. You you had a bunch of illicit
1:05:33
drugs at your house. Like it's fine.
1:05:37
The coke and the meth, methamphetamine and shit makes
1:05:40
it a little bit worse. Yeah.
1:05:42
That's like that's not doctor prescribed.
1:05:44
No, that's from doctor feel good.
1:05:47
He has a different prescription. Last article 'cause you titled
1:05:53
this episode what I titled it the Bimbo, the bimbofication of
1:05:59
measles. I didn't.
1:06:01
I didn't title it. I don't think Chrissy Chrissy
1:06:04
Noem's cross cross dressing husband Byron allegedly
1:06:08
bankrolled models lavish lifestyle boob job in Bimbo
1:06:13
bride Quest. So recently it has come out that
1:06:17
Christy Noem's husband, former Secretary of Homeland Security
1:06:25
fuck buddy of Corey of, of Lewandowski of Corey
1:06:28
Lewandowski, dog murderer from the Dakotas, the baddest thing
1:06:34
from the Badlands, her husband Byron has it's come out that he
1:06:40
is into bimbofication. So this is one of the funniest
1:06:44
things we saw Cash Patel's Gmail get hacked.
1:06:48
People found out his like Pornhub account name and shit
1:06:52
like that. I don't know if you saw that.
1:06:53
I don't know if that's all true, but pretty funny.
1:06:57
But, you know, they got like videos and photos and all this
1:07:00
stuff off of his phone and out of his Gmail account 'cause he,
1:07:03
his personal account got hacked. Well, it looks like Christy
1:07:07
Gnome's husband's shit got hacked because all of these
1:07:10
pictures of him dressed up with big like Triple H boobs dressed
1:07:17
up like a girl surfaced and he was spending.
1:07:21
It right, it's Corey Lewandowski, obviously.
1:07:23
You think it was? Yes.
1:07:26
Clearly they're like under investigation for like grifting
1:07:30
and like fucking like on some like private plane that she was
1:07:33
like, you know. Like she had the bedroom put.
1:07:35
In Lewandowski, this is it. Smells like him, dude.
1:07:40
He's like, oh, let me get this shit out on your husband.
1:07:43
And then we can be together, yeah.
1:07:46
The. Shields of America, I'm Chrissy
1:07:50
Noemhousing. He bankrolled a Barbie doll
1:07:52
fetish, lavish lifestyle and paid for an even bigger boob job
1:07:57
in her quest to make her his bimbo bride.
1:08:00
Only fans knottle Nikki Rokongo, 47, at Blanche over there, she
1:08:08
said that. So basically, I mean, this lady
1:08:11
is now saying that he like paid for her big boobs, sent a bunch
1:08:14
of money, but he was outed. Who outed him?
1:08:19
I think it was it wasn't an illegal immigrant.
1:08:23
I. Don't.
1:08:26
Know. No, I'm pretty sure it was an
1:08:28
illegal immigrant. That there was a series of
1:08:32
models that he would pay people. We're talking about an
1:08:36
undocumented person. Yeah, an undocumented.
1:08:39
An undocumented immigrant who was here is one of the people
1:08:42
that was being paid. And what it would be is he would
1:08:45
dress up like a chick. He would pay people in this
1:08:48
like, like hyperbolic, like the photos are really cringe.
1:08:53
He's making all these duck faces.
1:08:55
The boobs are bigger than like his whole head.
1:08:57
It's weird. But he would pay people tips and
1:09:00
they would like talk shit to him.
1:09:02
So he would have like Cam people.
1:09:05
He'd be on video chat with them and they'd be like, oh, you're,
1:09:08
you're like you're. Christina's husband.
1:09:12
Oh, you're such a dumb bitch. And he'd be like, oh, you think
1:09:14
I am like act like Anna Nicole Smith esque, I guess.
1:09:18
It's like he's into this weird. Like I'm dressing up and I'm a
1:09:21
I'm going to act like Anna Nicole Smith and talk, talk down
1:09:25
to me. Talk to me like I'm a dumb,
1:09:27
dirty bimbo. It's really weird.
1:09:30
But he's been doing this for a while and spending 10s of
1:09:33
thousands of dollars of it, and now it's all that blows.
1:09:36
Weird until I until I just look at these fucking people and then
1:09:38
I'm like. Blows up all over the Internet
1:09:41
and as Trump about it and Trump goes like I heard about that.
1:09:45
It's too bad. Like that's sad.
1:09:47
He's like got nothing to do with me.
1:09:49
Like that's, that's why. But what if This is why she was
1:09:53
fucking Corey Lewandowski in the 1st place?
1:09:55
Like this, this is going on in your home.
1:09:58
They obviously have some sort of agreement.
1:10:01
You can't. You can't.
1:10:01
And we also know that that Corey Lewandowski is an all time stick
1:10:05
man. You can't.
1:10:06
You can't hide like you're If you were doing this, your wife
1:10:10
would know that you were dressing up like a bimbo.
1:10:13
You couldn't hide these. These fake boobs are so big.
1:10:16
You can't hide this outfit. Well, she's too busy murdering
1:10:18
American citizens in Minnesota. So what do you mean true?
1:10:21
But if he's paying tips to somebody who the wife is trying
1:10:24
to deport, that's also kind of funny because originally the the
1:10:28
story was released and like the tip and a lot of the information
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and it maybe it's not made. That would make it funnier if it
1:10:35
was, if it was Corey Lewandowski and he's pretending.
1:10:38
It was. Pretending to be an undocumented
1:10:41
immigrant and he's like, he got some.
1:10:46
Photos Corey got Stephen Miller on the phone.
1:10:47
He's like, I need I need you to do the cash.
1:10:50
Get on this. Stevie, what it do?
1:10:55
Hello, Corey, Stevie. I need you, dog.
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I need you. Come on with the hotchata.
1:11:09
Come. On Oh, it's no mass mate, it's
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all gone. The hotchata is gone, but no.
1:11:18
So we'll see. But apparently he was it.
1:11:24
He was subscribe to her only fans as a name of Jason from
1:11:29
Chicago. Like, dude, these are wow.
1:11:31
He was paying her 1500 a month, paid off her credit cards,
1:11:35
lavish gifts, and she was just like spending spending all sorts
1:11:40
of money on this. And then he'd go out there in
1:11:42
public with her. So imagine like being like, I
1:11:44
know that guy. That's the guy who dresses up
1:11:47
like Anna Nicole Smith that I talk shit to every other Tuesday
1:11:51
and he pays me 1500 bucks. That's crazy, bro.
1:11:56
Yeah, I mean. 'Cause we talk shit.
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But what you'd have to go through to get in to get to that
1:12:02
point? Like how long would you have to
1:12:05
go until you came across a Byron gnome?
1:12:08
Probably quick dude. Yeah, you have to go through a
1:12:11
lot, you know. I don't think you would.
1:12:13
I think there's a lot of Byron gnomes out there.
1:12:15
You think so? Well I am looking to extend my
1:12:20
deck and get a pergola so you know guess I could You know
1:12:27
first time for everything. 2026 new year newbie.
1:12:32
Wait, what else you got? Meditate, bitches.
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And yeah, you know, there's a lot of Byron Gnomes out there.
1:12:55
Go find you one, get the bag and I'll go fuck yourselves.
1:13:00
Shout out on the bimbo. Oh my God, Corey world class
1:13:08
stick man. She's so pretty on top, drop
1:13:21
dead gorgeous. I just need more of this.
1:13:24
She had a little trouble non-stop.
1:13:31
Look at those eyes, look at me with the horns.
1:13:34
And she know how to move on. You never get boy.
1:13:38
And how do annoying she know what you do?
1:13:41
Oh, yeah, she is Sinner. She's a mood over there.
1:13:49
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
1:13:54
She's so pretty on top. She's so pretty on top.
1:13:58
Drop dead gorgeous. I just need all this.
1:14:01
She had a little trouble when I stop.
1:14:04
Look at those eyes. A demon with the horns.
1:14:07
Yeah. She know how to move on.
1:14:08
You ever get bored at Hard to Ignore you.
1:14:13
You know what you do? Oh, yeah.
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She a Sinner. She a mood.
1:14:17
Oh, yeah. She doesn't want to do it back.
1:14:24
Put it on me, baby. You can't know what you want it.
1:14:28
I love the way you move. You know that You got it.
1:14:31
We love each other, but we feel like we toxic.
1:14:33
Good God, you've been blessed. That body.
1:14:36
I get lost in the right foot diary.
1:14:38
That's good. That's good.
1:14:40
Keep going. That's good.
1:14:42
That's good. Keep going, baby.
1:14:44
Go ahead and let your Bob down. Let loose.
1:14:47
You do what you want now. If this was a show, it'd be sold
1:14:51
out the way your body knew. Made me so proud.
1:14:54
When we get together. Waste no time, baby.
1:14:59
Go ahead. This your time?
1:15:59
Baby that's cool I want it all. Just take his school.
1:16:06
Let this buy some more. I want you all to myself, Baby.
1:16:15
Just take his play drift on the.