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- 0:08Speaker 1: From house Stuff Works dot com? Hey, and welcome to
- 0:16Speaker 1: the podcast. I'm Josh Clark. Chuck say Hi, Hi, welcome people.
- 0:21Speaker 1: This is stuff you should know. Indeed, Chuck's got his
- 0:24Speaker 1: little jug of vodka. I got my Fresca and we
- 0:27Speaker 1: were ready to go. All right, Chuck, No, I don't wire, Chuck, Chuck,
- 0:31Speaker 1: do you know how we have these weblogs? Now, there's
- 0:34Speaker 1: like a stuff you should know? Weblog, a k a blog. Yeah, sure, yeah,
- 0:38Speaker 1: if you wouldn't be all hit or whatever. I do
- 0:40Speaker 1: know how we have that because I write on it
- 0:42Speaker 1: every day. I know. I was just starting a conversation,
- 0:45Speaker 1: Chuck lay off. Well, yes, sorry, Um remember that post
- 0:47Speaker 1: I put up yesterday that you said, like you read
- 0:49Speaker 1: three times and still couldn't make heads or tails of that? Yeah,
- 0:51Speaker 1: I didn't get it. Well, there's a there's a part
- 0:53Speaker 1: of it, uh, kind of the crux of the whole thing.
- 0:57Speaker 1: I don't know if that's the case or not, but anyway,
- 0:59Speaker 1: there's an aspect of it. And it was about these, um,
- 1:01Speaker 1: these two artists and um well, one of them just
- 1:05Speaker 1: goes by the name Arakawa, right, and his partner, and
- 1:09Speaker 1: I don't think just artistic partner. I think I think
- 1:12Speaker 1: that their life partners. Maybe her name is Madeline Gins, right,
- 1:18Speaker 1: And they have been quite successful at creating this architecture
- 1:23Speaker 1: UM that's intended to achieve immortality. Right. Well, the way
- 1:28Speaker 1: these two have done it is um by through surprising,
- 1:31Speaker 1: disturbing architectural choices. Right. Basically, their theory is that if
- 1:38Speaker 1: you create or if you live in an uncomfortable dwelling,
- 1:42Speaker 1: UM discomfort or comfort least the laziness and sedentariness, and
- 1:47Speaker 1: then that's ultimately what kills you. Holly unproven, but they
- 1:52Speaker 1: designed their architecture based on that theory, so they keep
- 1:54Speaker 1: you uncomfortable. And uh, it's unfamiliar. I think I know this.
- 1:59Speaker 1: I think we actually have an article on this. Like
- 2:01Speaker 1: the floors are undulating, undulating floors and uh yeah, I've
- 2:05Speaker 1: heard of that. They also like um kind of moonscape floors,
- 2:10Speaker 1: um angled like ceilings that just it doesn't sound like
- 2:13Speaker 1: a very pleasant place to live. Pretty interesting, this one
- 2:16Speaker 1: guy and these things go for there there. Just to
- 2:18Speaker 1: build them, they cost millions of dollars, but they have
- 2:21Speaker 1: built several most of them are lost in in Tokyo.
- 2:24Speaker 1: And this one guy who lives in one with his
- 2:26Speaker 1: family so that he's lost like twenty pounds and doesn't
- 2:29Speaker 1: have hay fever any longer since he moved in there. Yeah. Um,
- 2:33Speaker 1: but there their their whole firm is basically in jeopardy
- 2:38Speaker 1: because they were heavily invested with one Bernard made Off,
- 2:41Speaker 1: who you may may have heard. This guy's reach extends everywhere.
- 2:45Speaker 1: We're talking Kevin Bacon, right, and there's a six degrees
- 2:49Speaker 1: joke in there somewhere. Um, I imagine Kiras Sedgewick, since
- 2:53Speaker 1: Kevin Bacon is in there, Jaja Gabor Spielberg, Spielberg, And
- 2:58Speaker 1: that's just like the tip of the iceberg, right. I mean,
- 3:00Speaker 1: thousands and thousands of people were invested with this guy
- 3:03Speaker 1: and it turned out he was a Ponzi schemer. That's right.
- 3:07Speaker 1: It's a Ponzi scheme. Yeah, Chuck likes to say it
- 3:10Speaker 1: like that in a tribute to the Italian immigrant Mr
- 3:14Speaker 1: Charles Ponzi, who was running around in the twenties. And actually, yeah,
- 3:20Speaker 1: you want to talk a little bit about Mr Ponzi, Yeah,
- 3:23Speaker 1: I didn't know this until I read the article. Is
- 3:24Speaker 1: pretty interesting, and you know, Ponce's all over the news,
- 3:26Speaker 1: so it's kind of cool to get some background. Yeah. Oh,
- 3:29Speaker 1: and also we should probably say thanks to all the
- 3:30Speaker 1: people who wrote in and requested that we do this podcast.
- 3:33Speaker 1: This one's for you. Right. Bernie Madoff made off excuse
- 3:36Speaker 1: me himself, wrote in Yeah he did. He's like, hey,
- 3:38Speaker 1: can you tell everybody what I did? So, Yeah, in
- 3:41Speaker 1: the nineties, Charles Poncey. What he did was at the
- 3:45Speaker 1: time there was if you want to send mail overseas,
- 3:49Speaker 1: you would include what was called an international reply cupon
- 3:52Speaker 1: well if you wanted to reply, right. But it's basically
- 3:55Speaker 1: sort of like, uh, when you get something from you know,
- 3:57Speaker 1: magazine and the postage is prepaid to short in the card,
- 4:00Speaker 1: you know, right, it's it's prepaid so that you get
- 4:03Speaker 1: that back to say, hey, these people got that exactly right,
- 4:06Speaker 1: So this is what you did back then. Uh. He
- 4:09Speaker 1: had an idea. He said, Hey, if I go over
- 4:12Speaker 1: and buy these in a different country where they're cheaper,
- 4:15Speaker 1: I can come back and sell them in the United States, right,
- 4:17Speaker 1: And he could do this because these things were internationally recognized.
- 4:20Speaker 1: There was same in any country. But apparently they went
- 4:23Speaker 1: for different prices in different countries, so it's not a
- 4:25Speaker 1: bad business model, right right, I would say so. Uh,
- 4:28Speaker 1: And things went pretty well at first. He got a
- 4:30Speaker 1: lot of investors and made some pretty good money. But
- 4:33Speaker 1: the return that he promised, which what was it again,
- 4:36Speaker 1: it was a ridiculous promise. It was I think return
- 4:39Speaker 1: in forty to ninety days. So yeah, that should have
- 4:42Speaker 1: been a red flag right then we'll talk about that later.
- 4:45Speaker 1: But yeah, that didn't go as well as he thought. Um,
- 4:48Speaker 1: but he kept getting investors and he just kind of
- 4:50Speaker 1: kept this all quiet. So what he would do is
- 4:52Speaker 1: he would payback some to the initial investors based on
- 4:55Speaker 1: the money that the current investors were giving him, and
- 4:59Speaker 1: just kind of kept going in a cyclical way until
- 5:02Speaker 1: he had a lot of He started, you know, taking
- 5:04Speaker 1: a little money for himself and uh ended up having
- 5:07Speaker 1: you know, millions of bucks office in the nineteen twenties
- 5:09Speaker 1: before it finally crumbled. Um as a big scan. Well,
- 5:13Speaker 1: the reason he was found out was because somebody apparently
- 5:17Speaker 1: calculated that um, there would have had to have been
- 5:20Speaker 1: about a hundred and sixty million of these things extant
- 5:23Speaker 1: for him to be making the money he was making,
- 5:26Speaker 1: and the problem is that there was only twenty seven thousand.
- 5:29Speaker 1: That's that's kind of what found him out. But what
- 5:31Speaker 1: I got from this, what I got from reading about
- 5:32Speaker 1: Ponzi schemes, is that, Um, Charles Ponzi didn't appear to
- 5:37Speaker 1: be a huckster from the outset like he This is
- 5:41Speaker 1: actually a legitimate business that he was trying to run. Sure,
- 5:45Speaker 1: I think it was an act of desperation. Um, And well,
- 5:49Speaker 1: we should probably talk about exactly how Ponzi schemes work. Right,
- 5:53Speaker 1: they're pretty straightforward and simple. But I can't imagine that
- 5:56Speaker 1: as they just get bigger and bigger, you start to
- 5:58Speaker 1: eat a lot of rolaids. Right. I bet that that
- 6:01Speaker 1: was the original Ponzi scheme, and I'm sure he was
- 6:03Speaker 1: nervous as that was going if scheme scheme very nice.
- 6:08Speaker 1: So do you want to give some detailed explanation on
- 6:11Speaker 1: how Ponzi schemes work? Yeah, it's actually pretty simple. What
- 6:15Speaker 1: you do is you, um, you come up with an
- 6:20Speaker 1: investment a shell sort of, and you get people to
- 6:24Speaker 1: invest in You're in whatever you're saying you're gonna invest in.
- 6:28Speaker 1: In this case and in the original Ponzi scheme, it
- 6:30Speaker 1: was these reply coupons, but nowadays it's usually like a
- 6:34Speaker 1: stock thing. So you get these folks to invest, and
- 6:37Speaker 1: you take their money and essentially, uh use that first
- 6:41Speaker 1: rung of people to attract other people to invest. And
- 6:45Speaker 1: once you start getting other investors, you can pay back
- 6:47Speaker 1: those initial folks and they can go on record and say, oh, yeah,
- 6:50Speaker 1: you know I made a great return. That's right. And
- 6:52Speaker 1: then that more investors right and more wrongs, and you
- 6:56Speaker 1: just kind of it's sort of like robbing Peter to
- 6:58Speaker 1: pay Paul the entire your time, right, but you're pocketing
- 7:02Speaker 1: like Ponzi did some for himself. Right. At a certain point,
- 7:05Speaker 1: you can start skimming off the top, right. And but
- 7:07Speaker 1: it's not like it take the money and run proposition.
- 7:09Speaker 1: It's to take the money, stick around and pay people
- 7:11Speaker 1: off as much as you can. The problem is is
- 7:14Speaker 1: to like, people don't divest very easily. When they get
- 7:18Speaker 1: a better and unbelievable return on something, they want to
- 7:21Speaker 1: keep investing. Sure, So if you're like, no, no, you
- 7:23Speaker 1: can't invest anymore, Uh, the people are gonna start to
- 7:26Speaker 1: get suspicious. So you've got your first wrong, You've got
- 7:28Speaker 1: your second wrong. And then so on and so on
- 7:30Speaker 1: and so on. But to sustain it, you have to
- 7:32Speaker 1: keep adding more and more wrongs. But the more wrongs
- 7:35Speaker 1: you add, more difficult it is to pay everybody back.
- 7:38Speaker 1: So it's inevitable. But as some people will know they're
- 7:42Speaker 1: investing in a Ponzi scheme, some of those first wrong people. Yeah,
- 7:45Speaker 1: and yeah, from what I understand, people can actually make
- 7:49Speaker 1: money off Ponzi schemes. You get in early enough, and
- 7:51Speaker 1: you're smart enough to get out while they getting is
- 7:53Speaker 1: good because those are the people are gonna get paid first,
- 7:56Speaker 1: so they can vouch and say this is a really
- 7:58Speaker 1: great deal, right exactly. So yeah, so the whole that
- 8:01Speaker 1: that's pretty much a Ponzi scheme. And if it sounds
- 8:03Speaker 1: a lot like a pyramid scheme, do you you would
- 8:05Speaker 1: be right. Uh, it's virtually the same structure. The one
- 8:09Speaker 1: big difference is is that in a Ponzi scheme, you're
- 8:11Speaker 1: not asked to do anything. You're just an investor. They
- 8:14Speaker 1: just want your money. Uh. In a pyramid scheme, generally
- 8:17Speaker 1: you have to do something like you are buying in
- 8:20Speaker 1: uh to sell something? Sorry, well no, actually, um on
- 8:24Speaker 1: Amway site, they have uh like on an f a
- 8:28Speaker 1: Q section. It's like, is am Way a pyramid scheme?
- 8:31Speaker 1: And they're like, we're a pyramid model. Schemes the wrong
- 8:34Speaker 1: word to use, And actually the pyramid model has worked
- 8:38Speaker 1: for legitimate businesses Amway, Mary kay Avon, Um pamper Chef.
- 8:45Speaker 1: So yeah, so I mean it can work and it
- 8:48Speaker 1: doesn't necessarily have to be illegal. That that that's the
- 8:51Speaker 1: other distinction between Ponzi schemes and um pyramids models is
- 8:56Speaker 1: that Ponzi schemes are always fraud completely faults because it's
- 9:00Speaker 1: an investment, but the money's never invested. So it's so simple.
- 9:04Speaker 1: When I read this, I was just like, it's the
- 9:07Speaker 1: beauty is in its simplicity, Just like, give me a
- 9:09Speaker 1: bunch of money and I will keep it and get
- 9:12Speaker 1: more people to give me money. I'll give you a
- 9:14Speaker 1: little bit, and it's just amazing how that works. Can
- 9:16Speaker 1: you imagine being such an edgy, savvy investor that you
- 9:19Speaker 1: actually knowingly invest in ponzi schemes? Who does that? I
- 9:24Speaker 1: don't know. I bet there's some names on the on
- 9:26Speaker 1: the Maid off list. Yeah, I bet, I bet um,
- 9:29Speaker 1: But no, he did everything alone. We'll get to him
- 9:31Speaker 1: in a minute. Allegedly, not more, he confessed, buddy, Well,
- 9:35Speaker 1: we're certain things are still alleged at this point. All right,
- 9:37Speaker 1: well let's go with it. You're such a c o
- 9:39Speaker 1: a dude. But I appreciate the oh because that includes me. Um.
- 9:44Speaker 1: So Ponzi wasn't the guy who came up with a scheme.
- 9:47Speaker 1: He he did it so well that they named it
- 9:50Speaker 1: after him. But the earliest one we know about goes
- 9:53Speaker 1: back to UH eighteen eighty early eighteen eighties in Boston
- 9:58Speaker 1: with a woman named Sarah Howe. I don't think I
- 10:00Speaker 1: know about this one, okay, So she actually actively and
- 10:04Speaker 1: purposefully built a Ponzi scheme, although you know what, with
- 10:09Speaker 1: it being forty years before Charles Ponzi showed up, she
- 10:11Speaker 1: probably didn't call it that to herself. What was her name,
- 10:14Speaker 1: Sarah how scheme? Yes, if she were, if she did
- 10:18Speaker 1: have enough foresight to know that it would eventually be
- 10:20Speaker 1: called a Ponzi scheme, how would it sound in her
- 10:23Speaker 1: head when she said, this is the kind of scheme
- 10:25Speaker 1: that I'm carrying out. It's a um Anyway, Miss Howe
- 10:32Speaker 1: basically put together a m a group of thousands of
- 10:36Speaker 1: women investors, and UH invested in women's um women's liberty bonds,
- 10:42Speaker 1: I think is what they were called. Uh, that's supposedly
- 10:46Speaker 1: what the investment was for, but no, it wasn't. She
- 10:49Speaker 1: just basically carried out a Ponzi scheme UM and she
- 10:52Speaker 1: managed to rake in about half a million bucks before
- 10:55Speaker 1: she was caught. Uh. And then another guy shortly after
- 11:00Speaker 1: the turn of the century. His name was William Franklin Miller,
- 11:03Speaker 1: and he also builked investors for about another half a million.
- 11:08Speaker 1: And this is, you know, substantial enough to be remembered
- 11:10Speaker 1: a hundred years plus later. But Ponzi was the first one, right,
- 11:15Speaker 1: Ponsi was the first big one, I should say. Uh.
- 11:18Speaker 1: And then you don't really hear about anybody in in
- 11:20Speaker 1: the world of Ponzi schemes. I mean, I'm sure you can,
- 11:22Speaker 1: but nobody huge doing it right now. Well until Lou Pearlman.
- 11:28Speaker 1: Is that where you're going? I was going to go
- 11:30Speaker 1: to the Balkans first bolicity, Mr Pearlman. Okay, Yeah, this
- 11:32Speaker 1: is one of my favorites because his associations are kind
- 11:35Speaker 1: of funny. H Lou Pearlman, who I think you have
- 11:37Speaker 1: to say his name like Lou Pearlman. That's how I
- 11:40Speaker 1: got that impression as well. And he kind of looks
- 11:42Speaker 1: like that kind of guy too. He was. He kind
- 11:45Speaker 1: of funded the boy band craze in the nineties. And
- 11:47Speaker 1: I remember the Backstreet Boys because of the tattoo you
- 11:50Speaker 1: have on your neck, and uh, in Sync was the
- 11:53Speaker 1: other one. I don't know if you have a tattoo
- 11:55Speaker 1: of instinctly, okay, I was covering all my bases. Uh.
- 11:58Speaker 1: So he funded these bands. Uh, And it turned out
- 12:01Speaker 1: in two thousand six that he was running a big
- 12:04Speaker 1: Ponzi scheme. He had been for like twenty years and
- 12:07Speaker 1: a lot, you know, in Sync and the Backstreet Boys
- 12:09Speaker 1: were kind of funded on this Ponzi schemes. I don't
- 12:11Speaker 1: think funded kind of at all. I think they were
- 12:13Speaker 1: fully fully funded. Yeah, and this this guy created the
- 12:16Speaker 1: back Street Boys and in Sync and funded him with
- 12:19Speaker 1: illegal money. So those yahoo's kind of oh Ponzi with
- 12:23Speaker 1: their careers, yes they do. Yeah, well, their careers past tense,
- 12:28Speaker 1: right sure? Um timber Lakes done well for himself? Was
- 12:31Speaker 1: he in one of us? H J T I don't
- 12:33Speaker 1: know who that is. Um. Right back to Albania, Yes,
- 12:37Speaker 1: Albania basically a whole bunch of people were working this
- 12:41Speaker 1: big ponzi scheme, which from what I understand also uh
- 12:45Speaker 1: can extend the life of a ponzi scheme. Uh. Lou
- 12:47Speaker 1: Perlman is an unusual animal, uh, and that he could
- 12:51Speaker 1: carry it out single handedly for twenty years. Um. But
- 12:55Speaker 1: in Albania, for a while a group of ponzi schemers
- 12:59Speaker 1: UM had had one set up that builked these investors
- 13:04Speaker 1: out of two billion dollars before it collapsed, which is
- 13:08Speaker 1: in Albania, that is thirty of their gross domestic product.
- 13:12Speaker 1: That's huge, Like how to cripple a country? Yeah yeah,
- 13:16Speaker 1: and yeah, so yeah, I think Albania is probably second world. Um. So,
- 13:21Speaker 1: I think a hit like that is just ginormous. And
- 13:23Speaker 1: that was a big problem when it happened. It was
- 13:25Speaker 1: because when people found out, they started riding in the
- 13:28Speaker 1: streets and fires broke out and people died. Yeah yeah,
- 13:31Speaker 1: So that's the Albania, the old Albania ponzi scheme. And
- 13:35Speaker 1: we should note that Lou Pearlman he went to jail
- 13:38Speaker 1: or received a sentence of twenty five years for conning
- 13:42Speaker 1: three hundred million dollars, and apparently every million he paid back,
- 13:46Speaker 1: they cut a month off of sentence, which seems really fair.
- 13:49Speaker 1: I think so. But Pearlman million dollars sounds like a lot.
- 13:53Speaker 1: It ain't it was. And then two thousand and eight
- 13:55Speaker 1: came along the big daddy dude, this guy Bernard made Off,
- 14:01Speaker 1: one of the founders of Nastak. Yeah, which is one
- 14:04Speaker 1: reason why it works so well, because he was beyond
- 14:07Speaker 1: legit He was beyond legit um. Although he his One
- 14:13Speaker 1: of the other reasons he was so successful was that
- 14:15Speaker 1: he was smart. First of all, like Sarah, how he
- 14:19Speaker 1: used affinity fraud. An affinity fraud is where you are bilking.
- 14:24Speaker 1: You're you're using the inclusiveness of a of a group
- 14:28Speaker 1: to um against themselves, right, So he uh used his
- 14:33Speaker 1: membership in a a uber wealthy, very exclusive Jewish country
- 14:37Speaker 1: club down in Florida to prey on investors at first um.
- 14:41Speaker 1: And you know, the affinity fraud happens a lot like
- 14:44Speaker 1: and usually it happens with religious groups. Somebody comes in,
- 14:47Speaker 1: it's like, hey, I'm a Lutheran two and I've got
- 14:49Speaker 1: this great investment. Since he's a Lutheran, you know, he
- 14:52Speaker 1: seems up standing, you trust him, and then that's that.
- 14:55Speaker 1: But made Off very much used affinity fraud, at least
- 14:59Speaker 1: at first, and then news of his amazing returns got out.
- 15:02Speaker 1: But as I was saying, the reason he was so
- 15:04Speaker 1: successful is he he didn't pull a Ponzi and say
- 15:07Speaker 1: I'll get you fifty percent return in forty five days.
- 15:10Speaker 1: You know, Uh, he offered reasonable. I think eleven percent
- 15:15Speaker 1: was the average returns over the long haul, right, That
- 15:18Speaker 1: was the key. It was very believable, well to an extent.
- 15:20Speaker 1: Have you ever looked at our prospectus, the t RO
- 15:23Speaker 1: price prospectus or prospectus. Yeah, have you ever noticed, like
- 15:28Speaker 1: if you look at it like one year, three years,
- 15:30Speaker 1: five years, ten years, and it'll be up at one
- 15:33Speaker 1: year down, three years down, five years up. He was
- 15:36Speaker 1: offering like a straight even kill eleven percent return. You
- 15:40Speaker 1: couldn't lose, right, So that actually should have been a
- 15:43Speaker 1: red flag, but it wasn't. Um And in two thousand one, Barons,
- 15:47Speaker 1: the Financial rag they published a an article on him,
- 15:53Speaker 1: specifically saying made Off can't be offering these returns. Mathematically speaking,
- 16:00Speaker 1: this isn't possible. No one listened, But chief among the
- 16:04Speaker 1: people who weren't listening was the SEC. Yeah, and they've
- 16:07Speaker 1: been under a lot of fire lately. Because they did
- 16:09Speaker 1: not listen. They did not investigate, even when it was
- 16:12Speaker 1: kind of handed to them, like hey, several times, actually
- 16:15Speaker 1: here there were like two or three formal complaints h
- 16:18Speaker 1: to them and they never followed up. Well. One reason why,
- 16:21Speaker 1: and this is even another reason why he was successful,
- 16:23Speaker 1: is he was also running a legit business alongside it,
- 16:27Speaker 1: so he could sort of defer, you know, when he
- 16:29Speaker 1: needed to pay people back and things were getting tight,
- 16:31Speaker 1: he could pull a little money out of his legit
- 16:33Speaker 1: business and do that, and apparently did so promptly if
- 16:36Speaker 1: somebody wanted to um withdrawal. Yeah, they got to check
- 16:40Speaker 1: like that, no questions asked, Like when Kevin Bacon was like,
- 16:43Speaker 1: we're heading to Barbados and I need a million dollars
- 16:45Speaker 1: because I'm gonna buy a hut on the beach. Right,
- 16:48Speaker 1: I'm trying to hide my wife from her shame for
- 16:50Speaker 1: being in the closer right. Yeah. Um so yeah, made
- 16:55Speaker 1: Off was very, very successful, to the tune of what
- 16:57Speaker 1: twenty to fifty billion dollars he made off. I know
- 17:00Speaker 1: he's got the perfect name for it. I should have
- 17:02Speaker 1: been like, wait, what's your last name? Though I'm not
- 17:04Speaker 1: investing that. Every headline has already used that, so that's
- 17:07Speaker 1: probably stale by now. Yeah, thanks for that, Chuck. So
- 17:09Speaker 1: what what can you do? Chuck? How do you stay
- 17:11Speaker 1: out of a Ponzi scheme unless you're a very savvy
- 17:13Speaker 1: investor who's totally unconscionable. Well, uh, there's a few things
- 17:17Speaker 1: you can look for, um. And and it also should
- 17:20Speaker 1: be noted that a ponzi scheme is pretty much a
- 17:23Speaker 1: one way street to collapse. There's really no way to
- 17:27Speaker 1: pull it off in the long run sustainable unless I
- 17:29Speaker 1: think a lot of people might start these and think, well,
- 17:31Speaker 1: I can get out at a certain point, pay everyone
- 17:33Speaker 1: back and make a lot of money. Um. But yeah,
- 17:35Speaker 1: it's it's not a good working model in the end. Well,
- 17:38Speaker 1: apparently the point to a ponzi schemers to keep it
- 17:40Speaker 1: going until they die. Yeah, which is considered a big
- 17:43Speaker 1: success because you live like a billionaire and then uh,
- 17:47Speaker 1: at the end, you know you die or you know,
- 17:49Speaker 1: you off yourself. Speaking of that, did you know that
- 17:53Speaker 1: um after he was found out made off with spending
- 17:56Speaker 1: a hundred and sixty grand a month on personal security? Ah? Yeah,
- 18:04Speaker 1: do you know how many in Manhattan? Do you know
- 18:06Speaker 1: how many bodyguards that buys you. That's like delta force money.
- 18:09Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, uh so, yeah, some things you can look for. Um.
- 18:14Speaker 1: The obvious, of course is if it sounds too good
- 18:17Speaker 1: to be true, it is. That's the oldest adage in
- 18:19Speaker 1: the book, and it's true across the board. Uh So,
- 18:22Speaker 1: someone's making you promises on big returns, then you should
- 18:26Speaker 1: probably turn around and walk away. Don't let anyone pressure
- 18:29Speaker 1: you into doing well. Pressure that's another point too, is
- 18:32Speaker 1: I mean, it's usually going to be a high pressure pitch,
- 18:34Speaker 1: like you have a very limited time window maybe for
- 18:37Speaker 1: as long as the person standing there, um, and you're
- 18:39Speaker 1: made to feel like a jackass if you don't take
- 18:42Speaker 1: them up on it. Um. But yeah, yeah, pressure is
- 18:45Speaker 1: definitely one one of the factors. And even one like
- 18:49Speaker 1: you said that uh like made off scam where he
- 18:53Speaker 1: would not promise huge returns, that might make it a
- 18:56Speaker 1: little more believable. But everything, like you said, fluctuates, So
- 19:00Speaker 1: if it's a consistent even if it's a consistent like
- 19:03Speaker 1: five growth for years, then that should be a red
- 19:07Speaker 1: flag right there. And also you should um ask questions
- 19:10Speaker 1: and and demand answers as well, because I mean, if
- 19:13Speaker 1: you're just if you have a friend who has a
- 19:15Speaker 1: friend that has this great investment and you cut him
- 19:18Speaker 1: a check and it turns out to be a Ponzi scheme. Well,
- 19:20Speaker 1: t s for you. That was a stupid thing to do.
- 19:23Speaker 1: You should know what your money is being invested in.
- 19:26Speaker 1: You should know who's investing it. You should and even
- 19:29Speaker 1: if it's legitimate, you should be asking these questions if
- 19:31Speaker 1: it's through any of the major brokerages, by out how
- 19:34Speaker 1: many fees there are. Just just that's a good habit
- 19:37Speaker 1: no matter what. Uh. And the other thing is um
- 19:40Speaker 1: even if you're involved in a Ponzi scheme, even if
- 19:43Speaker 1: you get sucked in, uh, you should never it should
- 19:46Speaker 1: never break you and leave you bankrupt. Excellent point, Chuck,
- 19:49Speaker 1: because this is probably the most impotant important point. Well, now,
- 19:52Speaker 1: I say diversification is a key to a good portfolio,
- 19:55Speaker 1: and this is definitely true here. You should not invest
- 19:57Speaker 1: all your money in one thing. You just setting yourself
- 20:00Speaker 1: up for bankruptcy. And whether it's a Ponzi scheme or not.
- 20:03Speaker 1: Because you do all real estate and you're just totally
- 20:06Speaker 1: invested in real estate in two thousand and seven, you're
- 20:09Speaker 1: in big trouble. I mean, even Donald Trump, Uh, hit
- 20:13Speaker 1: the lowest of the lows at one point we all forget.
- 20:15Speaker 1: I think he's lost a lot of his old edge
- 20:17Speaker 1: that he used to have. He's made some bad decisions
- 20:20Speaker 1: like the TV show. Sure no one needs to see that,
- 20:22Speaker 1: you know. And if you if you do find yourself
- 20:25Speaker 1: in a Ponzi scheme and you're not the type to
- 20:28Speaker 1: take the law into your own hands with like a
- 20:29Speaker 1: tire iron or anything like that, you could always contact
- 20:32Speaker 1: the SEC. I don't know that they'll do anything, and
- 20:34Speaker 1: they probably won't, but it's worth a shot anyway, right right, Oh,
- 20:38Speaker 1: and we should just as a sidebar here, I know
- 20:40Speaker 1: that Madeoff did confess, but they are. There's a SEC
- 20:45Speaker 1: is still coming under fire because he's claiming that he
- 20:47Speaker 1: acted alone and didn't have any help with this, which
- 20:50Speaker 1: is really really hard to believe, just because paperwork alone
- 20:54Speaker 1: for scheme this size would be huge. And uh, some
- 20:59Speaker 1: people think out there that he probably had his family
- 21:01Speaker 1: involved and then did everything he could to cover for
- 21:04Speaker 1: them and take the hits right yet to come out. Well. Also,
- 21:06Speaker 1: even if they weren't involved, their salary came directly from
- 21:09Speaker 1: the bilking of other people, even if they somehow we're
- 21:12Speaker 1: just totally unaware of it. You know, it makes it
- 21:15Speaker 1: kind of I don't know, it puts it puts their
- 21:18Speaker 1: own wealth in question, right, So yeah, so that's a
- 21:21Speaker 1: Ponzi schemes. That was very good, Chuck, Thank you, Chuck.
- 21:23Speaker 1: Last time I'll say that. Are we are we going
- 21:25Speaker 1: to talk about our spoken word album? Yes? Yeah, and
- 21:29Speaker 1: then maybe we'll talk about blogs and then listener mail
- 21:32Speaker 1: stick around. All right, So we do have a spoken
- 21:35Speaker 1: word album, our first one, and it is about the
- 21:38Speaker 1: economy and economics. Everyone knows that we are in the
- 21:42Speaker 1: second Great Depression, and um, we just kind of decided
- 21:47Speaker 1: to make a spoken word album about that. That that's
- 21:51Speaker 1: such a an off a slightly off kilter description. It's
- 21:57Speaker 1: more like a guide, right right, possibly a guide to
- 22:01Speaker 1: the economy, that's what it's called. But it's very big, right,
- 22:04Speaker 1: Like there's a lot of stuff in it, right. Yes,
- 22:07Speaker 1: it's called the Stuff you should Know, super Stuffed Guy
- 22:09Speaker 1: to the Economy, and it's got expert interviews. Josh and
- 22:13Speaker 1: I get out of studio, we go in uh around
- 22:15Speaker 1: the working Farm, chicken Farm, don't spoil it. And Jerry
- 22:19Speaker 1: are awesome producer. She did excellent sound design and it's
- 22:23Speaker 1: got more bells and whistles, and it's it's definitely a
- 22:26Speaker 1: cut above the silliness we do here each week. Yeah. Yeah,
- 22:29Speaker 1: And you can find it by typing a super stuffed
- 22:33Speaker 1: in the search bar iTunes. It's frankly chuck and I
- 22:37Speaker 1: think it's worth it. I think so. So if you
- 22:39Speaker 1: want to get it, knock yourself out, get it a
- 22:41Speaker 1: couple of times if you like support us, Yeah, because
- 22:44Speaker 1: it blows up your computer after four to eight hours,
- 22:46Speaker 1: So unless you keep downloading it fresh each time, and
- 22:50Speaker 1: I'm paying for it over and over again, not sure
- 22:51Speaker 1: at all. All right, So there was that plug that
- 22:54Speaker 1: was plugged the blog. Yes, we've been plugging the blog now.
- 22:56Speaker 1: I hope you guys aren't sick of it yet. Um.
- 22:58Speaker 1: But Josh and I blog a couple of times a day.
- 23:01Speaker 1: He post once, I post once, and it's called stuff
- 23:04Speaker 1: you should know. You can find it on the right
- 23:06Speaker 1: hand side of our homepage at House of Works dot com.
- 23:09Speaker 1: And we just cherry pick interesting news items and kind
- 23:12Speaker 1: of like what we do here, except it may not
- 23:15Speaker 1: be enough to flesh out of full show. So yeah,
- 23:17Speaker 1: and a couple of times we've we've posted on listeners
- 23:20Speaker 1: suggestions like why don't you guys do this? Actually? Um,
- 23:24Speaker 1: so yeah, keep keep the ideas coming. We love them.
- 23:26Speaker 1: We do it keeps us from having to do any
- 23:28Speaker 1: real research. Just true, and you know what that leads
- 23:31Speaker 1: us to listener mail time. That's right, Okay, Josh, this
- 23:37Speaker 1: is an installment of stuff we should know, stuff we
- 23:40Speaker 1: should have known. No, it's not, because sometimes it's additional things.
- 23:45Speaker 1: Qu's saying that. This one is from Sarah, and Sarah
- 23:48Speaker 1: wrote in UM about the word theory versus hypotheses. Sarah
- 23:54Speaker 1: is a teacher, and we say all the time, someone's theory,
- 23:58Speaker 1: someone's theory, and he says, we've been misusing it. She
- 24:02Speaker 1: says in the thinking cap podcast you repleted, you repeatedly
- 24:05Speaker 1: referenced theories about savantis um and left hemisphere damage, and
- 24:10Speaker 1: scientifically speaking, these are not theories, their hypotheses. So her
- 24:14Speaker 1: basic point is that a theory is not just an
- 24:16Speaker 1: educated guest. It's h something that a lot of detail
- 24:20Speaker 1: and research has gone into to get to the point
- 24:22Speaker 1: where you can call it a theory, like the theory
- 24:25Speaker 1: of evolution, which is often dismissed as oh, it's just
- 24:27Speaker 1: a theory, but a theory is actually got a lot
- 24:30Speaker 1: to it. So Sarah wanted us to set the record straight,
- 24:34Speaker 1: so we did that. Another little minor correction here, josh
- 24:38Speaker 1: said at one point we were the only country that
- 24:41Speaker 1: uses uh, the imperial system. I thought we got this
- 24:44Speaker 1: out of the way with the bodies on ever supodect,
- 24:47Speaker 1: we did not officially U s Burma, Liberia and Myanmar.
- 24:52Speaker 1: Myanmar and Burma are the same place, Okay, have it
- 24:55Speaker 1: ever since the junta? It's now Myanmar? Look at you?
- 24:59Speaker 1: So Rich from Omaha, Joshua from You, Claire Wisconsin, Stephen
- 25:04Speaker 1: from Newark, Delaware, and Jeanne or Gene Gene. They all
- 25:09Speaker 1: wrote in and told us that, and I have one
- 25:12Speaker 1: more and I like this one. Stephanie wrote in and
- 25:14Speaker 1: told us that on our afrods X podcast, we're talking
- 25:16Speaker 1: about phallic symbol and fallacies, and we were talking about
- 25:20Speaker 1: an oyster. Apparently there is a word for something that
- 25:24Speaker 1: resembles the female genitalia. Yeah. I was interested to hear
- 25:26Speaker 1: this because we kept saying female genitali. And I wish
- 25:29Speaker 1: that she had written in before then. And we knew
- 25:31Speaker 1: that phallus only represented the male genitalia, but I did
- 25:34Speaker 1: not realize there was one for female. Yannick y o
- 25:38Speaker 1: n I see and she said, Yannick or Yanni is
- 25:41Speaker 1: Sanskrit for the word womb vulva in place of origin.
- 25:46Speaker 1: And she said she just wanted to tell us this
- 25:47Speaker 1: because for one of the first times in her life
- 25:49Speaker 1: she actually knew something Yonnick. So thank you Stephanie for
- 25:52Speaker 1: the Yeah, thanks Stephanie getting it. I'm processing it right now.
- 25:56Speaker 1: So Yanni, canoa remember the famous tennis player? Yeah, I
- 25:59Speaker 1: knew that there's any reference to female, genn tell you Odd.
- 26:02Speaker 1: I don't wonder if he knows that. I'm sure sort
- 26:04Speaker 1: of surely. But now, so, if you want to point
- 26:07Speaker 1: out that there are other words Chuck and I are
- 26:09Speaker 1: unfamiliar with, basically, let me know that I shouldn't call
- 26:13Speaker 1: my crackpot theories theories but hypotheses instead, or just say hi.
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