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Unsettling TikTok "Comedian" Makes Me Want To Moisturize My Eyes With Bleach | TheRealRahulRai · Papa Gut

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All right guys, this is what you voted for.
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Tiktok comedian quote in quotes. Is Loki A pervert?
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It kind of reminds me of that Tiktok comedian who actually did
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this whole weird like scenario about how he created a fictional
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16 year old daughter that he had and then walked in on her while
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she was. We're not going to finish that
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statement. Maybe I'll throw it in at the
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end of this video. Anyway, it's from Aji, like AJ
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stuff, you know the deal. My wife actually likes her.
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You know, that's actually, she mentioned her the other day.
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She's like, you know, I like that person that you reacted to
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that one time and I was like, oh, there, that's a lot of
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people. So she's like, oh duh, black
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lesbian girl. I was like, OK, so yeah, we're
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gonna take a look at that, but you guys know the the drill.
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I recommend you buy them. So yeah, let's get this.
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Let's give this a watch. Let's go.
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Thanks, Zach. What do I do for work?
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I'm an actor. I do what kind?
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I'm a TikTok where I pretend to be a child caught in really
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several scenarios. What?
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What is this, the Epstein file? I don't know.
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I don't have any good jokes today.
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Acting is just my passion, is what I'd say if my name was
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Rahul Ray, but it's not. Wow, well I wouldn't be able to
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pronounce that name just it's called white ignorance.
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Guys, leave me alone. It's AJ nice to meet you.
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You guys have been flooding my DM saying AJ please make a video
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on this pervert. So that's what I'm going to do
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today. Rahul Ray is an actor and tik
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toker who makes weird POV videos often involving him portraying a
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child. But it wasn't always this way.
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He what? The fuck?
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Why? Used to be an actor with a
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promising career. But he's just age regressing
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guys don't yuck his Yum. That sounded weird that I said
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that. Sorry, take that back.
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How he makes videos like these? Babe, I left some food for you
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on the counter. Help yourself whenever, all
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right? Oh, thanks, Zaddy.
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That's weird, but this seems like they're both adults, right?
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What does Zaddy mean? What did you just say?
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I said thanks Zaddy. Is it weird to look that up on
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Urban Dictionary? What is Zaddy Urban Dictionary?
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Let's see. It's it's kind of general
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Internet slang. Handsome, stylish, confident man
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with a lot of swagger. Wow.
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Well, I prefer to say swagger, but you know what?
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That's beautiful. What is?
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What is that? What is that zaddy?
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What is that? What does Zaddy mean?
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Oh well, it means that you're a strikingly handsome man, you
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take care of your people, and you have style and swag.
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Wow. Yeah, he also, he also looked it
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up on an Urban Dictionary. So we're both old this week.
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OK. Well, OK, OK.
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Your style is very simple and straightforward, but it's very
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efficient and thorough. Who enjoys this content?
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I don't I don't understand this. Like I I'm fine with the content
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seems not problematic for now but I who The Who the fuck goes
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that this is my video? What is this?
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Thank you. OK, you're welcome.
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Zaddy. Zaddy.
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Wow, I could be the writer for this story.
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Incredible. Right, right, right.
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Thank you. That one wasn't too bad.
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That one wasn't. I mean, there was no kids stuff
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in there. I'm going to start off
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lighthearted before we get into the actual weird content,
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because when I saw his videos I had no idea who the target
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audience actually was. Maybe my mother-in-law.
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She's weird. Clearly he thinks he's hot and
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attractive, but I didn't know where the confidence came from.
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Anybody can. He's not a bad looking guy.
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I don't know, I gotta shit on him.
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Like that's not unless he likes that.
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Some people do, but. Have confidence.
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I just feel like his audacity is something that I hadn't seen in
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a long time. Hey babe, are you?
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Am I what? What does she do?
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Is she smelling his farts? Are are are.
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Is she smelling his or the girl? Is this smelling his farts?
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Baby. All right.
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Small as far as are. You wearing Cologne?
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Oh, I'm actually just wearing the shirt that I wore Cologne
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on, so it probably still has the scent on it.
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This is not very relatable for me 'cause I don't really wear a
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deodorant. Don't fucking don't show me.
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I shower with doctor squash. You guys are missing an
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opportunity to get out of like to get to get to pay me to
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advertise for you. By the way, everyone's a dream.
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But she likes the way I stink, though.
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She likes my Musk. You know, this is the thing
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about women, like women are fucking weirdos and they
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actually do enjoy the way a man smells if they're in love.
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So like, you know, we're all, we're pheromone maxed, you know?
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So my wife's just like, oh, and then like my armpit that's like
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on like my, I lay on the side. So on the left of her, my right
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armpit stinks more. Just in general, it just gets,
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and I think it's because it's in more proximity, not because of
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her, not 'cause she stinks, but like, it's more, it's a more
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masculine pit, you know what I mean?
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It's a more masculine pit because it's like closer to her,
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if that makes sense. So, you know, yeah.
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Bedroom now. Why is this guy's like, weirdly
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horny? What?
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You me, bedroom now. This is weird as hell.
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I can, I'm in the middle of work hope.
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Lady, Oh my goodness, I'm working from home.
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Nice. Sure, you're used to this
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happening, man wearing old shirt, dirty clothes and it has
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a smell of old Cologne on it and now?
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He in his defense, you are a lesbian and that's not a
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negative thing. I think that's a beautiful
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thing. And I actually, I appreciate the
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fact that you guys moved in after one month of knowing each
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other. It usually works out so don't
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worry. But I also can't relate to what
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this guy's talking about because I've never had this.
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But I also just don't wear Cologne so I don't know who it's
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for. But you know, I'm just saying
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I'm some girls might like that. He's irresistible, right ladies?
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And let me make sure that this is in view because I feel like
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some of you guys might think I'm being serious.
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So this is the format of a lot of his videos.
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He plays the man and the woman, and for some reason the woman
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always finds the man irresistible.
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She has. Nice.
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Well, at least it seems like it's not red pilly.
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To have him now, she being Rahul, needing him Rahul now in
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a lot of his POV videos, it's him acting out how he would be
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with his future BAE. Booty and ecstasy.
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Hey, babe. Yeah, is that what BAE means?
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Booty and ecstasy. Wow.
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I'm learning so much. I'm so old, wow.
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I bet you uh huh that you tell me can't seduce me. 5 words or
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less. What?
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5 words or less? Yeah, 5 words or less.
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Can't do it, won't do it. And you it, you can't do it.
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You can't do it. I'm just not going to make the
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joke, I'm sorry. Oh.
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My God, I just did the laundry and I used fabric softener.
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This one's kind of relatable, I'm not going to lie.
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This one's kind of relatable. I'm not going to lie.
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My wife really does like it when I do the laundry, which kind of
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says something about her, the fact that doing the laundry,
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which should be kind of a standard for men to do, you
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know, not you know what I mean, but it's something that she
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appreciates. On the other hand, everyone
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likes to be appreciated for doing their job.
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That's why we all love a pizza party instead of getting a big
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pay raise. All right, guys, but this one's
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kind of relatable. It's just really cringe, let's
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be real. But it is, it is like 8 words
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you know? All right ladies, you know when
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your partner does the bare minimum and it makes you so
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horny? Yeah, it is.
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That does happen, yeah. I get it, and so does he.
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He gets women. The chemistry between him and
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himself is unmatched. I'd like to see his metrics.
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Like do women like his content more than men?
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Like how the fuck does this work?
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It's very strange. Like genuinely it makes me feel
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like I need to step up my riz. Granted, I don't think that will
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work because when I showed my wife a few videos of him, this
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was her reaction. I'm so gay he's making me pay.
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She just called me gay. That's fucking bass as well.
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You ain't Cologne. I have a lot of opinions about
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men, full stop. No, but I have a lot of opinions
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about men who put towels on their head and act like
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caricatures of women for content.
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Why that specific genre? What the fuck?
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Actually, when it's not. There's a lot of guys that look
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like me that have problems with people putting towels in their
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heads, too. We call those people racist, OK?
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Actual drag, like assist straight allegedly man putting a
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towel on his head and enforcing stereotypes about women.
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And he's brown. What the hell I'm.
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Just not the biggest fan of that, but I.
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Don't know so far, no, nothing problematic in my opinion.
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We all know I am the wokester. Honestly maybe he should just do
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actual drag because videos like this.
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No, that's not very good. Drag is fucking impressive.
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I, I sometimes I see Trixie and Tatia doing stuff because my
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wife likes them and I think that they're funny too.
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And I'm like, wow, that's, that's impressive.
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I mean, the amount of work that they put it is fucking
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incredible. You know, that's why I always
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say dude, like, you know, people in drag, femboys, I guess guys
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in drag, although when they're in drag, you're supposed to call
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them girls. I think that's the culture.
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I don't get it, but I don't need to.
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But they, they do be, they do be more girls than girls.
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You know what I mean? Like, I love my wife and I would
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have it no other way. But my wife do be farting.
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She doesn't wear jeans anymore 'cause she's pregnant.
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But she was wearing jeans. You know, she, you know, she has
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hair sometimes has hair in her armpits.
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You know, fem boys, they've drag.
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They're fucking shaving everything, putting all the
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makeup on. They're putting in the extra
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effort. In my wife's defense, I don't
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let her shave because I definitely, oh, she's in the
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other room. Fuck, I, I enjoy it.
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But I'm just saying, guys, I've had this take before and I'll,
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I'll say, I'll say it 1000 more fucking times, dude, I don't
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care. Well, he's just zooming in.
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Oh, I'm assuming there's supposed to be a sound here, but
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it got like the MC 8 or something.
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OK. All right.
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I don't want to get copyright strike, so that's why I'm
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singing it for you, but. She didn't even sing it and she
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must have uploaded it. And her singing was so good that
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they fucking, they struck it, you know?
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He get the gist right make me think he might be into something
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like that. He seems very confident making
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that type of content. I don't know maybe he should
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consider it. This is how he.
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Nothing wrong with that dude. Nothing wrong with that you.
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Could look as a drag queen. I'm just saying no AI.
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You could believe it, No AI. Again though, I can't help but
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wonder, who is the target audience?
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Where does he get the audacity? So I went to the comments and
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the answer might surprise you site. 40 year old women, 40 year
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old white women, I don't know. It's moms 30 to.
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Yeah, that makes sense. 50 year old women who are unhappy in
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their marriages. Probably, yeah.
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Usual suspects. No offense to all my 30 to 50
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year old fans out there. I just know that you are cool.
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You're one of the cool ones. You're different, You're not in
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his comment sections hyping him up.
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Where would we be without them? They make the Internet go round
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but who has even admitted that he makes these cringy or thirst
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hyper type videos for his female audience to you know.
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Masturbate too. News later, like when they do
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stuff. I want to provide them with
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something to use when they play with themselves later.
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So weirdo. Why admit that dude?
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Come on, bro. It just sounds so weird.
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I hated the I hated the fake shyness that he gave off there.
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You know, that was the worst part.
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You know, he's just the, it's just, it's all, it's all fake.
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But the older women love it. Oh, he's so handsome and he's so
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shy, you know, inside the mind of a woman.
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Am I right, guys? I'm in there.
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You know how? Did I know that videos like this
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makes so much more sense? You were written by a woman, I
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swear. That's so beautiful.
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What is he, a fucking 10 foot tall minotaur with a big fat
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cock that needs to be milked for work?
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I didn't even make that up. I just I didn't read it.
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I just heard I read the synopsis.
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Let's see if you know what you like.
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Some leans. He's leaning in jeans.
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Lean. Some lean jeans.
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Oh, yeah. There you go.
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You got the armpit shot in there.
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If he took his armpits out, that'd be for gay men.
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Oh, a couple more. Wow.
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He do be. He do be in the kitchen.
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He do be in the kitchen with some handy.
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I like the handiwork around the house.
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I couldn't do this. I need a spotter to pull my
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shirt down so my big belly didn't come out.
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Although some say I look pretty good.
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I don't want a thirst strap on you guys.
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But anyway, a light bulb, really.
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I am. I'm soaked right now, guys.
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I'm fucking soaked right now. I'm not even kidding.
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It's incredible. What the fuck is this shit?
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You know, it's listen, I, I feel good too.
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I like it when people think I'm attractive.
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Sometimes when I'm feeling myself, I'll, I'll put this
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picture up on the screen for people to this is the picture I
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meant to put up on the screen anyway, 'cause I'm like, oh, I
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feel myself too. I look kind of good.
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I have nice traps and big, you know, thick quads and I have, I
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actually think I have kind of a sexy stomach, but I feel like
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this guy's doing a little too much, you know what I mean?
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I could play this off as just like a gooning a little bit.
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I usually show this when we talk about working out stuff, you
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know? But yeah, that guy's going a
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little too much. He's doing a little too much
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guys doing a little too much weird gooning shit there.
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You know, women just start masturbating to regular porn.
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It's getting weird at this point.
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At this point I think it would be more socially acceptable to
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just watch like hardcore fucking gaping shit in public than
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whatever the fuck that guy's doing.
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So gay. OK.
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A few questions though about this video, fellas.
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Is it handiwork to just hang up a rack?
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I guess so. I usually handiwork when I go to
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Home Depot and slip my hand through the glory hole and start
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jacking a guy off. But.
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Larping handiwork? Also, what is bathroom play?
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Because it sounds like my personal hell.
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Please. I think the idea is to suggest
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something into your brain of like doing something sexual in
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the bathroom. Like, I guess doing it in the
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shower or getting shit on, but it's, he's just cutting his
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hair. So it's a little more PG, you
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know? Oh, stimulating those women's
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minds and their bodies. Nobody played with me in the
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bathroom. Matter of fact, when I'm in the
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bathroom with people, I don't want anybody talking, nobody
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touching anyone, nobody playing. I hate bathrooms.
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True, I feel you on that one. Unfortunately, my wife loves to
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come into the bathroom and I'm shitting and tries to give me
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kisses and stuff and it's so pisses me off so bad.
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I think that's why she does it because it pisses me off.
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I'm trying to take a shit and trying to focus, especially if I
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got a hard lot coming out. It's incredible.
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It's not incredible. We're getting a little, we're
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getting a little insane here, but.
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So much when I used to work in schools when kids would play
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around and talk in the bathroom, I would tell them you know
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you're inhaling poop particles through your mouth.
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Now when you open your mouth in the bathroom, poop particles
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going inside of your mouth. So shut.
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Although I might not agree, the comments are eating him up in a
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good way. Maybe I'm over my ex.
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I can't turn it off I can't. I can't.
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Just stopping by for my daily dose.
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Oh God damn, he understood. Pam, is this really, is this
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really peak? Is he is he really peak?
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The assignment, the bar is in hell.
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So this all apparently is acting.
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He does consider himself an actor from this content, but
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also just in general, he's an actor, so it's a lot.
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Easier to connect the dots looking back and seeing how the
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progression works out in your favor.
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But when you're in the in the now to then look to the later,
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it's very hard to figure out whether what you're doing is
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going to pan out, work, or whatever.
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I feel that man. That's so true.
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Who the fuck is interviewing this guy?
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Is he popular enough to get interviewed?
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What the fuck am I doing with myself?
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Dude, what the hell? I think for me, the biggest
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thing I have come to notice is like the things that I'm for
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some reason driven to do, obsessive to do.
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I should just keep doing how they work in the future, how it
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leads to this, this and that. It's not that it doesn't matter,
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but that's not the, the, the the principal motivating factor.
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It's just there's this obsessive thing that I can't get out of my
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system. So that's why I keep doing it.
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That's why I probably have stuck with acting.
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Like me with jacking off. Yeah, because for some.
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Reason I just keep doing it in the matter of time to fail or
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having this and that and just keep doing it doing it because
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there is this, there's something gives me that nothing gives me
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the feeling of feeling alive and feeling worthy or even feeling
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productive and feeling like useful.
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When I was doing research. It's just funny that he's
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talking about tick tocks. He's just talking about making
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tick tocks. Yeah, I'm making a few tick
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tock. You know what I mean?
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It just sounds insane. For this video, it does seem
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like a lot of people don't know he was at some point a
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relatively successful actor who had a very promising.
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Future like Bollywood or something?
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Even starring in his own hit movie, How Harry Met Sally.
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Oh wait, sorry, when Harry tries to marry the description.
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Oh OK. Was it like a knockoff movie?
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Nothing wrong with those dude. Reads as follows and Indian.
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Sometimes the knockoffs can be a lot better.
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Powell World is apparently doing pretty well.
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American guy surprises his family when he announces his
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desire for an arranged marriage with an Indian woman, though his
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affection for a long time American friend complicates his
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plan. People get married at a younger
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age. They have time to grow and
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accept each other's idiosyncrasies.
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It's quite simple actually. I'll get married right after I
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graduate. I've even picked the date.
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What? It's called an arranged
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marriage. Please, darling, you're just
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going through a phase. I'm so sorry.
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Watch where you're going. Sorry again.
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I hope he is he getting arranged married to a white girl.
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I'm very confused right now. You.
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Don't think this is a a date. Thanks for being such a good
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pal. Getting married, really,
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everything is said. That's bad.
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Happy Birthday Harris. You are my sweet, cuddly, wuddly
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bear, aren't you? Everything's all right.
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Right, you are going on the ultimate blind date.
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How do you know you picked the right woman if you have nothing
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to compare her? To It's not like I didn't see
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this coming. I have a love.
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What the fuck is this? This reminds me of the My Big
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Fat Greek Wedding mixed with actual human shit.
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This is just terrible. That wasn't a dog whistle joke
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by the way. I wasn't trying to suggest
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something racist, I was just saying that this sucks and you
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want to know what's even I'm ironic.
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This sucks in like the white person way, you know what I
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mean? This is like just be fucking
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skip it a buck. Of her once we're married, I'll
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have you ground to the dust you came from.
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Wow. OK.
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Dumb dust. What the fuck does that mean?
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Honestly watching the trailer I don't know how this movie wasn't
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a hit. Why wasn't it huge in my non?
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I was missing the song, so maybe that was part of the problem.
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Actor opinion. His acting style is very similar
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to sitcom acting and I feel like as a society most media has
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moved away from that acting style.
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Like for instance to show Friends, I feel like his acting
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style would fit in perfectly there.
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Or Disney Channel. After that movie, he has made a
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lot of cameos in many different shows.
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Well, I guess that's the struggle.
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You're going to grow up learning a certain type of way to do
20:19
things, and that's like, oh, you get there and it's like, well,
20:21
that's not the right way to do things anymore.
20:23
So I guess I kind of feel bad for him a little bit, no?
20:26
In movies, but it seems like his fame slowly started to dwindle
20:28
up until a little thing called Tick Tock.
20:31
Do be how it happens man. It would be how it happens.
20:34
Part of it, and it's there that he found his home also on
20:37
Instagram, women stroked his ego, he gained 5 million
20:40
followers, and he was able to live out his perverted fantasy.
20:44
And no fucking annoying bands that stifle your growth.
20:48
Freely right now you might be like, wait, AJ his what?
20:51
Fantasy? I'm really scared.
20:53
Get a grip. What?
20:54
Did he say sorry? Million followers and he was
20:57
able to live out his perverted fantasy freely, right?
21:00
OK, whatever. Now you might be like.
21:02
Wait, so far he's cringe. I don't know what the big deal
21:04
is. AJ his what fantasy?
21:06
I'm really scared get a grip on his page.
21:09
He has this really funny bit that involves him playing
21:11
himself, his fake wife Zara who's also played by him and
21:15
their son Zayn who's played by guess who him, Rahul and these
21:19
kids are have gotten him into pretty.
21:20
It'd be funny if he played his wife and son but found somebody
21:23
else to play himself. That'd be just kind of like next
21:25
level. Comedy hot water recently.
21:26
Don't you worry, I'll play an example.
21:30
All my favorite ways he grabs to kiss me.
21:32
That's so beautiful. Single hand face caress.
21:39
Wait, did he add this? An example.
21:43
Oh he he added. Cringiest 1 yet.
21:46
The eye roll is not cute. Can I tell you like oh,
22:06
sometimes I pluck my wife's mustache cuz you know, fuck it
22:08
dude. Chat to all my PCOS Queens.
22:12
And actually I enjoy it a lot to be honest with you.
22:14
It's like fun. But anyway, that's not what
22:16
I'll, I'll move her mouth to like move her and for whatever
22:20
fucking reason she does, opens her mouth and moves it.
22:23
So I'll be like this to try to move her.
22:24
I'll go like this, but she'll go.
22:27
It's like, what are you doing? Like I feel like I shouldn't
22:29
have to explain the fucking directions here.
22:30
I think you understand what what's happening here.
22:32
She's like, what are you? What are you doing?
22:33
Why are you opening my mouth? What do you fuck?
22:35
Do you mean why am I open your fucking mouth?
22:37
Dude, come on, give me a break. Grabbing my hair.
22:41
Oh, just not when it's actually in a towel because it knots up
22:45
really bad and you know that you got to call me.
22:47
You got to get a nice call. I call my I brush my wife's hair
22:49
too. Sometimes it's a big deal.
22:52
She has long hair. Sorry, wrong video, I just
22:56
wanted you to see that but I didn't know where to put it.
22:58
I'm fucking, I'm hard as hell now.
23:00
I'm my, my tip is my Wick is wet.
23:05
What the hell was that? I.
23:06
Just thought if I had to see it then so do you, but here's the
23:08
actual example of what I'm talking about.
23:10
Me. Yeah, yeah.
23:12
Zane, what's up? I went to bed.
23:14
Did you have? OK, this is so.
23:16
This is his son and this is his wife.
23:17
That doesn't exist. A nightmare?
23:20
Not exactly. Then what?
23:22
What happened? I had a dream about Miss Donna.
23:27
I relatable, I had a dream about my 9th grade English teacher
23:30
sometimes and I get my tip does get sticky too but I just feel
23:34
like it's a little strange that your son in this scenario is
23:37
doing it, especially since you don't have kids.
23:39
I don't think so. It seems like weird but OK.
23:42
Miss Donna, your art teacher. Oh, my God.
23:46
Hey, What? What?
23:48
What? Your son just had his first wet
23:50
dream. You need to talk.
23:51
To him about it, I feel like if it ended right there, we would
23:54
have been OK. We would have towed the line.
23:55
Now we're getting a little too into this.
23:57
Oh no, I think he can wait till the morning.
23:59
Listen to me. Ow.
24:02
Your son is at. A.
24:03
The wife is abusive. Pivotal moment of his life.
24:05
Right now you have to step up as a father and have this
24:07
conversation with him. This is a big moment.
24:10
OK. Hey, Zane.
24:12
Really, do you need to do that? I don't think a wet dream is
24:15
that big of a deal. I remember the first time I
24:17
blasted off after watching a Girls Gone Wild commercial.
24:19
It was so there's so much everywhere and I was standing up
24:22
while I did it. I didn't do it again for six
24:24
months. I was so scared.
24:25
I was like, what the fuck, 'cause there's just a ton of
24:27
shit that came out, dude. It's insane.
24:31
With the bed, Yeah, Miss Donna was wearing a really nice outfit
24:34
and oh, Miss Donna, we're. Just really, we just don't we
24:36
just to even this up, man. You're our teacher.
24:40
Oh yeah, she's pretty. What's concerning?
24:42
OK, interesting. Incredible.
24:44
All right. People most about this content
24:46
is he came up with the idea himself.
24:49
I just, I think it might be socially awkward.
24:51
I don't think it's like predatory.
24:52
That was weirdest fuck. Punchline is that his child had
24:54
a wet dream about a teacher and that's funny because it's a
24:57
child so that's why that's why it's funny that's the.
24:59
Joke Well, I guess the idea is maybe it's like relatable.
25:02
I just don't know if it is. I don't think it's that's
25:04
relatable. I mean, I don't have a kid
25:07
having a wet dream so I can't really tell you.
25:10
I don't know if that's relatable or not.
25:14
It seemed like it went on a little too long for my taking.
25:16
I liking but so far it's only 1 so it's whatever.
25:20
Oak So yeah, I like this comment here that says why is it always
25:23
focused on children's curiosity in a sexual manner.
25:26
And I agree a lot of the content.
25:27
That we did only see one video, so I don't know if always is a
25:29
good way to say it. Well, I was this fake child.
25:31
Zane is using children's sense of curiosity as a vessel for a
25:35
sexual punch line that isn't even that funny.
25:37
Hi. I'm so sorry.
25:38
I came as soon as I heard. Oh, hi.
25:40
Are you Zane's mother? Yes, I am.
25:42
Where's my son? Wonderful.
25:43
Come, follow me. Right this way.
25:45
Is he OK? Oh, he's perfectly.
25:47
Why do you say that like this? Is he OK?
25:49
Fine, he just had a little episode in the school cafeteria
25:52
today. Isn't that right, Zane?
25:53
Was he drawing gothic fucking barcodes on himself like Perez
26:00
Hilton? Hi Zane, are you OK baby?
26:03
What happened? Zane put a whole hot dog in his
26:06
mouth without chewing it first. What the fuck, Why?
26:10
And. Then unfortunately, threw up,
26:13
threw up all over the place. All right, so far this isn't so
26:16
bad. Oh my God, Zane, why would you
26:17
do that? Well, last time I saw you eat a
26:20
hot dog in front of daddy, he said.
26:22
Don't use your teeth, put the whole thing in your mouth.
26:26
What? What a strange.
26:28
What is? Why?
26:31
OK, I don't know what to say about this.
26:36
It's just like why would you do that?
26:39
What? What the fuck was that?
26:40
What? And when you did it, he smiled
26:43
and said, good girl, you don't have a gag reflux.
26:51
Sorry, in this scenario, she actually ate a whole hot dog in
26:55
front of her child. They did that's they committed a
26:57
little too hard. It's listen, I'm not going to
26:59
lie. It's funny when you make like
27:01
inappropriate jokes when kids are around, when they don't get
27:04
the joke. That's what makes it funny.
27:06
Like that's the funny part about it.
27:07
Like the old cartoons used to do that.
27:09
It's like stupid. It's like, oh, they don't get
27:10
it. That's what makes it funny that
27:12
the kid doesn't get it and the adult does.
27:14
And like, you kind of laugh at the, the, the, the ignorance and
27:17
the innocence of your kid. But this one seems a little this
27:20
seems a little crazy little extra.
27:24
And he petted you on your head. What the fuck dude?
27:27
What the fuck is what is happening right now?
27:30
Is this scenario that the kid that see them suck a Weiner like
27:33
what is happening or did they just do suck on a hot dog?
27:36
Is the kid supposed to see it? Why did he make this up?
27:41
Oh. My God.
27:45
And then when you were done, he's.
27:47
The whole joke was just for that.
27:48
Break ketchup on your face. Got it.
27:52
Got to commit to the bit baby. Oh, that's concerning.
27:59
I would have said like mayonnaise, but ketchup?
28:01
You got to go to the fucking hospital at that point.
28:03
Raise your hand if you're uncomfortable in the comments
28:05
are. I am.
28:06
That's why I'm wearing a butt pillow.
28:08
My ass hurts really bad. Maybe I should get a maybe I
28:10
should get a sponsor for my butt pillow.
28:12
See, that would be good. It's very relatable.
28:13
You know what they say, you know spend.
28:17
There's no, it's something to do with spend money putting your
28:20
ass and putting yourself between you get what I'm saying?
28:25
I think the saying is something like, you know, it's never too
28:28
much money to you can never put too much money between yourself
28:31
and the ground. That's what it is, like a really
28:33
nice pair of shoes or a nice bed or a butt cushion because your
28:37
ass hurts all the time, stuff like that.
28:39
Condoning this, playing into it. Someone even said this will 10
28:43
out of 10 be one of my kids? What do you mean by that?
28:46
What the Sigma? I think that they mean
28:52
specifically like the generality of like, you and your husband
28:56
doing something inappropriate and getting caught by your kid
28:58
on accident and like them not understand what's happening.
29:01
Like, probably that's probably true, but this one's a very
29:03
strange scenario that he concocted here.
29:06
You are exposing your child to your sexual conversations with
29:08
your partner. Right, Right, right.
29:10
Right. Now this was a skit if you did
29:12
not know, so I think it's really easy to see it as innocent.
29:15
I just thought that the family resemblance was really good.
29:17
That's just a joke, but anybody with two or more brain cells can
29:20
see how this could come off as predatory.
29:21
I'm not saying Raul is yet. I wouldn't say predatory.
29:26
I'm going to be a little regressive and just say maybe a
29:28
little ass me like this guy. Just this is something abnormal
29:32
about social cues. I think it's more that like he
29:35
thinks that that like he doesn't really seem to know where the
29:37
line is for what is and is an acceptable humor.
29:40
Like he wanted to set up a scenario.
29:42
Like, fundamentally, the joke could have been kind of funny
29:45
because the scenario is like, oh, my kid accidentally
29:49
overheard, you know, us talking about like something trying to
29:53
use coded language to talk about sex stuff.
29:56
Oops. That could be kind of like a
29:58
funny, relatable thing. The way that he, like, expressed
30:00
it, though, was insanely disturbing, right.
30:03
So I think that it more has to do with this guy being a fucking
30:06
moron and not really understanding social cues as
30:10
well. You know, and just like kind of
30:13
it was a bad expression of a joke at that point.
30:16
That's later, but a common sentiment I've heard online is
30:18
that this content is very reminiscent of how many people
30:20
are abused adults who want to groom.
30:22
What the Sigma? Boom or hurt a child will do
30:25
weird sexual things around them, but not to them directly.
30:28
All of this in order to make it seem normal, accidentally
30:31
exposing themselves. Yeah, that's the grooming.
30:32
Like you're wearing their boundaries on.
30:34
Sure. I don't think that this guy has
30:35
that in mind unless something crazy happens.
30:37
Leaving NSFW stuff around for a child to stumble upon, or having
30:41
conversations that are very uncomfortable around a child.
30:43
And for some people, it's also just part of a kink.
30:46
Knowing that somebody's innocence is being tainted or
30:48
played with. And that's part of the fun for
30:50
some weird people out there. I.
30:51
Guess that could be true. Again, I don't think that that's
30:53
happening here. I think that's going a little
30:54
beyond what would you consider, but OK.
30:57
Called Predators. I've seen a few comments from
30:59
people saying that they feel like his content is making a
31:01
mockery of something that actually happened to them.
31:03
Rahul is exploiting this for laughs from lonely women.
31:06
It might just seem cringe, but it's far more sinister than that
31:09
to me probably. So far I haven't really seen
31:11
Sinister. But not intentionally.
31:13
But intention doesn't really matter when making content
31:15
impact. Well, it does.
31:17
You know that it does stop that, stop that.
31:19
Don't get too don't get too don't get to your brain too
31:21
fucked up here. I know that like there's I know
31:26
that uncomfortable TikTok content is like really good
31:28
makes for a good video, and I think this video is good,
31:30
obviously, but like you don't have to.
31:32
I think that's like a little sensationalist.
31:34
It's not like that deep to be honest with you.
31:37
Over intent. But remember, this is all just
31:39
my opinion. I'm not the noose.
31:41
Nothing I say is right or wrong. I want to believe that it's not
31:44
his intention to play into the pedophilia that is inherent in
31:46
the patriarchy, but then he makes content like this.
31:49
Maybe it gets worse. I don't know the words but it's
31:51
like, jeez. A lot of cute girls on TikTok
31:55
but they are all under What the fuck?
31:58
And then the chopped cheese. All right, this one.
32:01
OK, all right, all right. That was fucking insane.
32:06
Is this a real TikTok? What the fuck was that dude?
32:12
I get that's fucking crazy. I wanna hit him top cheese.
32:15
This is a TikTok. What the fuck was that?
32:20
But then he makes content like this.
32:21
I don't know the words, but it's.
32:23
Damn a lot of cute girls on TikTok.
32:25
Like. But they're all underage.
32:30
Oh wow. I mean, I there's no more
32:35
defense law. I'm dead.
32:37
The defense is gone. Goodbye, Ross Agul.
32:40
What is his name? Homie's 37 years old.
32:42
You can't make, you can't be making jokes about how you think
32:45
16 and 17 year old girls are cute.
32:47
And by the way, I'm still manning the fuck out of you
32:49
there. You could be talking about
32:51
fucking 13 year olds for all I know.
32:53
You can't, You can't. I mean, frankly, you can't be
32:55
over 19 talking like that, but 37 years old?
33:02
Shit, I just realized I'm fucking 30.
33:03
Fucking 36, dude. Holy shit.
33:05
I thought I was like, this guy's old.
33:06
OK, fuck me, right? OK, let's continue.
33:10
But chop cheese, I'm gonna hit him.
33:12
Chop cheese. This is a song that's.
33:15
When you chatting with a cutie in the DMS and realize she's
33:18
underage so you're trying to run from catching a case.
33:36
Listen, I'm going to give you I'm going to keep it a stack
33:37
with you guys. This feels like this feels like
33:40
telling on yourself, you know, like, like intentionally telling
33:47
on yourself to like desensitize people.
33:49
You know what I'm saying? You know, like when when Trump
33:54
used to joke about how he walk into like dressing rooms of
33:56
women at pageants he owned and saw them naked, which is
33:58
predatory. And but then it turns out he's
34:00
also a horrific rapist of women and children.
34:05
It's like that. He's just like slowly bleeding
34:07
out, like, I'm a predator, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
34:09
And then if it hums out one day, we're like, OK, whatever.
34:11
You know, Like, that's fucking crazy, dude.
34:13
Listen, man, you shouldn't be responding to people in your
34:15
DMS. Frankly, I don't really see why you would do that unless,
34:19
oh, because he's eating them up. He's eating them up.
34:27
That is some sussy behavior, buddy.
34:29
That is some sussy fucking behavior.
34:31
Like you see, both of these things are trends, but he's the
34:41
one. I don't.
34:42
I don't know that the trend is I'm attracted to children.
34:45
Well, it kinda is in the country right now I guess, with all the
34:48
fucking crazy shit going on in the government.
34:50
Who made it about underage girls?
34:51
Nobody asked him to do that. The trends themselves are not
34:53
about accidentally talking to minors, but he made it that way.
34:56
And they say all jokes have a little bit of truth in them.
34:59
I have a ginormous Wiener. Incredible.
35:02
But maybe he was just acting. He's an actor now.
35:05
Making bad videos and having an inflated ego is not a crime and
35:09
neither is saying the N word. So that's.
35:11
What the fuck? Wait, Rahul has done it in his
35:12
videos? Why you care about that is
35:15
dying. Oh, who's saying this?
35:19
Is this Nicki Minaj or is this Cardi B?
35:21
Sorry, I'm old. They sound the same.
35:23
They're. Dying, we're dying.
35:25
We're dying. Coronavirus garbage bags.
35:29
My what are you going to do about that?
35:32
We want answers. I had the nerve to tweet ***
35:36
didn't give a fuck. They used to fall in love with
35:38
me. Everybody used to be like, Oh my
35:40
God, but. White House.
35:40
She's a fucking stripper. She's a.
35:42
In one of these clips, it's. I mean, listen, I'm not offended
35:46
by anybody saying the N word. Obviously I'm not.
35:48
I'm white. I don't know if you guys can
35:49
tell. I just don't understand.
35:53
Like what's the like? We we're at a point now where
35:55
this is a 37 year old man who like knows the landscape.
35:58
He did a really good movie once he started an amazing movie one
36:02
time. So he should know he knows
36:04
social media, but he still decided to make a video.
36:07
That's like where you're lipping the N word.
36:08
It sounds like you're looking for engagement.
36:10
And also like, yeah, I understand it's not like
36:12
illegal, but like, you want to know what?
36:14
A lot of things aren't illegal, like taking advantage of the tax
36:16
system. It was like a night.
36:17
We're going to get woke as fuck. It it wasn't until like the
36:20
1970s, I think, when Milton Friedman decided to write some
36:23
bullshit piece in the New York Times or something where he's
36:25
like, yeah, you should maximize the profit over like the human
36:28
experience. And all of a sudden all these
36:30
big companies like this is a great idea.
36:31
And they started absolutely taking advantage of loopholes,
36:34
even though they were they were legal, but they weren't moral.
36:37
And we've never figured out how to deal with that ever since.
36:39
Right. Like the moral decline, the
36:41
moral decline in America really has everything to do with when
36:45
the rich decided they're going to stop giving a fuck about
36:46
people. And now we're seeing wealth
36:48
disparity as bad as it was in like, the 1920s.
36:54
So yeah, anyway. Literally bleeped out of the
36:57
audio but he still said it. I am not surprised though.
37:00
I think the type of person who makes videos about their
37:02
hypothetical child having a wet dream is the same type of person
37:05
who would make a video mocking how a person of color speaks
37:08
using Q-tips as nails. The Venn diagram is a circle.
37:11
What's gonna? What the hell was that the?
37:13
Person of color speaks using Q-tips as nails.
37:16
The Venn diagram is a circle. OK, what the fuck?
37:23
It's insane. OK, walk in.
37:25
What's going to happen when my looks fade?
37:27
Everybody's going to be like, dude, what happened to that guy?
37:29
That guy used to be so handsome. That guy on TikTok who was
37:32
eating with the towel, look at him mad.
37:35
He's like, absolute. Trash looks like like you on the
37:38
bottom and like for like 100 lbs.
37:42
Sorry, that had nothing to do with what I said, but there are
37:44
just so many clips that I need you guys to see.
37:46
I'm sorry, I'm not here to call anyone ugly.
37:49
I mean, look at me, I have no place to say that, but I
37:53
honestly do not think he's ugly especially.
37:55
He's not, he's just weird as fuck and I definitely would
37:57
sleep with the kid if it was legal.
37:59
Like sorry, but like you know, you, you should feel
38:02
uncomfortable to make jokes about finding minors attractive.
38:06
Like hot take. Like hot take guys, you
38:08
shouldn't make jokes about finding children attractive.
38:10
Hey, hot take, especially as a man.
38:13
OK, you know what I'm going to be, I'm going to be anti woke
38:15
for a second, OK? Because men are disgusting so
38:18
you know when there when there can be women and predators too.
38:20
I I believe in equal opportunity of course, but men hire
38:24
likeliness of molesting children so you should be more
38:28
uncomfortable with making jokes about do stuff with kids.
38:31
That's a hot take, am I right, guys?
38:36
So the fact that you're comfortable is very strange to
38:38
me. Like, it's not a huge concession
38:40
to make in society. Like all you have to do is not
38:42
make the joke about like talking into 15 year olds, you know what
38:45
I mean? Like you could just kind of not
38:46
make the joke and he's still making them.
38:48
So it's like, what's going on with that?
38:50
You know what's going on with that?
38:51
Clips. From the movie he was in, he is
38:53
very conventionally attractive but because of the content that
38:56
he makes, he looks like a burp to me.
38:58
When I see him, I see a cloud of green.
39:01
But it did work on Trisha Paytas somehow.
39:04
Always. Me.
39:05
Your future girlfriend is me. What the fuck?
39:07
What's going on? I thought she was dating Moses.
39:09
Although he does seem like a lot of a piece of shit.
39:11
I'm pretty sure he was like stealth and girls and shit,
39:13
right? No bueno.
39:15
He's at the scene of the crime. He has been in a few acting
39:17
projects like short films or an extra in a film.
39:20
But he really wants to make it big and he thinks he can.
39:22
But people really forget how important your digital footprint
39:24
is. Yes, you have 5 million
39:26
followers and are adored by the same demographic of people still
39:29
using Facebook, but also everyone else hates you.
39:31
Really. Like people do not like this
39:34
guy. So much so that he had to turn
39:35
off his comments on TikTok. I think I could look past the
39:38
weird thirst traffic content. Well, I think that that's
39:42
obviously cringe is OK. I even don't from what we saw,
39:46
I'm not even like really super worked up over the kid one,
39:49
although it was weird. Is she like specifically the one
39:51
where he pretended his son? I mean, it actually is very
39:53
weird with everything in together, like the weird stories
39:56
about his son having a wet dream.
39:57
It is fucking weird. But the one, the being the one
40:00
about how he's attracted to children is very strange because
40:03
what's the joke? The joke is like, hey, guys, I'm
40:05
talking to these girls who look like they're adults.
40:07
Like, OK, I I get it. I get it.
40:09
I guess I get it. So like, oh, I thought she was
40:11
20 but she's actually 16. So what you're saying is you
40:15
found her attractive and you know, two things there.
40:17
One, you shouldn't be comfortable admitting that.
40:19
Two, you're 37. You know, for me, I think 28's
40:24
my limit at this point. So like, I'm going to, I'm going
40:27
to assume that the 16 year old didn't look 28.
40:29
You know what I mean? Like you should be ashamed of
40:31
yourself. That one's fucking.
40:33
That one's the craziest one to me.
40:35
Wow. You
40:45
sit with our big. Most naturally.
40:47
Spread out. Ever, by the way.
40:49
But I could look past that and I think the majority of people
40:52
could look past it if he didn't make weird jokes involving
40:54
minors or fake minors. That is the quickest way to get
40:57
the Internet. To I'm playing a game where I'm
40:59
a minor. Hate you or draw possibly untrue
41:01
conclusions about you because you see being cringe is cool.
41:04
Embrace the cringe. True.
41:06
Theater nerds are awesome guys. You don't know.
41:08
You didn't know that. Kids out of it, mayhaps?
41:11
Ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies,
41:15
ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies.
41:19
What the fuck is happening right now, ladies?
41:26
Sounds like Miley Cyrus. Hey, yeah, babe, seduce me
41:32
again. Babe, I can't keep doing.
41:34
I'm in the middle of work. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
41:36
But this time make it, like super subtle.
41:38
Let's see what your Piscean creative mind can come up with.
41:42
Subtle. Subtle.
41:48
All right. You need chapstick.
42:15
Where did you learn how to do that?
42:17
What the fuck was that? He looked like a he.
42:20
What the he just looked like a land before time character
42:23
licking its lips after eating leaves.
42:25
What the fuck are you saying? What?
42:32
What the fuck was that dude? He had like a little bit of
42:36
yogurt on his upper lip. I I don't know what that means.
42:39
Why? Why does he think that that's
42:40
attractive? Who's jerking off to that?
42:44
Who's fingering themselves to fucking thin lips?
42:45
The dinosaur. I don't get it.
42:47
What the fuck? Stop.
42:51
It. What the fuck is happening?
42:56
I feel like my mouth is dry. What am I doing?
42:58
You know damn well what you're doing.
43:03
You asked for it. I don't know.
43:07
That was crazy. That's crazy.
43:09
How to react to that? I try to be kind about all the
43:12
people I talk about, and I did. I don't.
43:16
Just say embrace the cringe. But I'm so fucking scared right
43:20
now. I wish I had an ounce of the
43:21
confidence this man has. I really think that would solve
43:24
all my problems. You know what?
43:25
Let me try. Hey babe.
43:28
Oh, hi sweetie, what's up? Wait, wait, what's that smell?
43:33
I farted. You smell so good I can feel my
43:38
labia separating as we speak. That's fucking impossible.
43:41
What the fuck is happening right now?
43:43
Well, I have no perfume on, I was just working outside in the
43:46
hot sun all day. No deodorant in a latex suit
43:50
bedroom. Now what?
43:55
I'm not jacking off my balls just started to itch pretty bad.
44:01
Did that work? Did I do good?
44:03
Honestly I feel much more confident now like.
44:06
That's beautiful. I love that for you.
44:07
I have more audacity. Maybe being cringe is the answer
44:10
to happiness. And guess what?
44:12
I was cringe and felt no need to bring minors into it at all.
44:16
So it is possible. Listen up.
44:22
OK, these are my these are my favorite parts of these videos
44:24
that I will say it's OK. You can
44:40
It does seem to be difficult to keep kids out of these things.
44:42
Like, for whatever reason, we used to draw the line at kids
44:45
and now and now it's just not. You know, you got fucking people
44:48
talking about actively shooting children and it's fucking
44:51
insane. Just don't even talk about them
44:53
in your content actually, because you can't handle that.
44:54
Clearly on the shell.
45:26
Merry Christmas. That was a very, I'm just going
45:32
to say it was a very ethnic rhyme.
45:33
I thought, listen, all I'm going to say is I've never some of the
45:36
most insane bars I've ever heard are in rap songs.
45:39
And I feel like that that makes sense.
45:40
And I think that's beautiful. And I love the the I love the
45:44
desire to take risks. I think that's beautiful.
45:50
Miss in July Stop.
46:31
In conclusion, like it or not, this mean is slowly drifting
46:33
into Lochow territory. We are now seeing a rise of
46:36
conventionally attractive people like Clavicular becoming
46:38
locaows. I would not be.
46:40
Well he did get surgery that was unnecessary.
46:41
Kind of took all the grit out of his face.
46:44
He looks weird now. Surprised if this happens to
46:45
Rahul too. He has a lot of the key
46:47
characteristics, talks weird about minors, makes content
46:50
people find cringe and that's honestly all you need these days
46:53
to be considered a locale. I have seen a few people refer
46:55
to him as locale already, but I will say in my opinion, part of
46:58
what makes him is how they interact with the people
47:00
criticizing them. And I think Rahul is smart
47:02
enough to know not to engage, not to make it worse.
47:05
So far it looks like he's just ignoring it. 30 minutes ago he
47:07
posted this video. Listen up.
47:11
When the beat is so fire it makes you go from sad to stink
47:15
face what it's. OK, you can
47:27
Kids out of it. Wow, I can't believe he's
47:29
listening to her song. Great.
47:32
He seems unbothered. I mean he probably sees any
47:34
press as good press, but I don't think it is.
47:36
I think if I am looking to book the lead for my movie I would
47:39
want to see what he's been up to.
47:41
And cosplaying children being abused is not what I'd want to
47:43
see, I friend. Probably not because if you look
47:45
up his name I imagine that might be 1 of like the search things
47:48
on TikTok. Although TikTok search algorithm
47:50
is fucking dog shit, isn't. It really interesting that the
47:51
women who watch his content and support him do not seem to care
47:55
about this even. No, because they're older and
47:57
stupid. That's The thing is how like the
47:59
women who like, he's 37. So the women watching this are
48:01
like 50-60 and they think that that type of humor is
48:04
acceptable. Like that's like back then.
48:06
Oh yeah, I remember, I remember I got pregnant when I was 14.
48:10
Because you're a 23 year old dad.
48:11
Fuck, you know what I mean? Like that's that's relatable for
48:15
old people, so. Even on Reddit they were
48:19
thirsting after him. Right now Rahul has two options.
48:23
Ignore it and understand. Yes, Rahul.
48:25
And the Internet will eventually forget that he exists and he can
48:27
keep pandering to his weird demographic of women.
48:29
Or he could apologize and explain that he's not a weird
48:32
guy, he just makes content like somebody.
48:34
Well, like truthfully, if I was like a manager or something, I'd
48:36
say like that. Don't make anything like that
48:37
again and just move on and never address it.
48:39
And that's what I would say. But.
48:41
Who is? So what choice do you think
48:43
you'll make? Thank you for watching.
48:44
You think he made a bunch of like fake accounts and wrote
48:46
himself? Maybe.
48:47
Maybe he does do that, I don't know.
48:49
Maybe he pays bots to comment stuff you know.
48:51
Thank you for subscribing. He deletes the bad ones.
48:54
I don't know. Me to my patrons over on Patreon
48:56
like the video hype the video. If you want to follow me
48:59
anywhere else, it's at AJ talks a lot.
49:01
Stream my son Lizzy bye. I thought you, I thought she
49:05
just said stream my son's Lizzy. I was like what the fuck is
49:07
that? I love her to her.
49:10
All right, so this is a real this is a real song, and it's
49:13
about Lizzie, I think her wife. That's a beautiful thing.
49:16
We love that. All right, cool video, man.
49:19
I liked it a lot. It was good stuff.
49:21
POV. You run into your daughter
49:24
becoming a woman. Whoa.
49:27
What? What does that mean?
49:29
Did she turn 18? Maybe 21?
49:32
Maybe we should talk about it to being maybe 20 or 21.
49:35
I don't know. Wow, this the this the
49:40
terminology becoming a woman because she's doing something,
49:47
doing whatever act that's being depicted.
49:48
That's fairly interesting to me that you would consider her a
49:51
woman Now. Hopefully she's, you know,
49:54
hopefully she's your typical like adult that's like 25, you
49:58
know, 30 still living with their parents because it do be tough
50:00
out there, guys, Be tough, OK. OMG I'm so sorry she's so
50:09
embarrassing. Why would why didn't you shut
50:11
the door in this? Why wouldn't you have her door
50:13
closed in your narrative that you created?
50:18
Where are you getting that toy from?
50:20
That's crazy. Why didn't you just like, leave?
50:22
I would have left the room immediately.
50:23
Mom gave it to. I remember when I was young, my
50:25
mom walked down to me. This is when I was like a kid.
50:28
I was I was jerking it. I was completely naked under the
50:31
the the blanket. I think that she saw, she walked
50:33
into like dinner sun and she just walked right out because
50:35
she knew what I was doing. You know what?
50:36
I mean my birthday. Your mom What?
50:37
Say something about your mom. OK, it's going to be something
50:40
sweet. I'm assuming you're going to say
50:41
something nice about her mom. Your.
50:43
Mom was a fucking whore with some great pussy.
50:45
That's exactly what I would say to my daughter.
50:48
I'm having a daughter, by the way.
50:49
I've been thinking of things. What should I say?
50:51
What should I say to her when I when this insane scenario that
50:55
he's crafted inevitably happens? Personally, I was like, I think
50:58
I would just hear the sound and I would maybe close the door and
51:01
walk away. And you know what I mean?
51:03
And, and just never talk about it.
51:05
It's more of a conversation for for my wife to have with her.
51:09
But now that you said that, I was thinking, you know, if this
51:12
ever happens to me, maybe I'll talk about how good my wife's
51:14
vagina is. Wow, that's exact.
51:19
That makes the that makes perfect sense in my opinion.
51:23
That's incredible. OK, incredible, beautiful an.
51:28
Amazing extravagant mouth. And the mouth is amazing.
51:34
Wow, wow, and an amazing that's so beautiful.
51:38
Probably very nice kissable lips you.
51:41
See what I'm saying No, I know this saying whole neighborhood
51:44
know what's going on what your mom been a neighborhood Sure you
51:47
see what I'm. Saying, are you saying that she
51:49
was a whore? She was somebody that would
51:51
sleep around with people in the neighborhood.
51:52
I fought around with because we had you.
51:55
I'm a, I'm a goofy. I'm a goofy.
51:57
Yeah. Oh.
51:58
I think what he's saying, so I'm translating, I'm doing a little
52:00
bit of a translation here. I think he's saying that she
52:02
was, she would sleep with a lot of the men around the town and
52:05
then he got her pregnant. So they settled down.
52:07
OK. Yeah.
52:08
Well, I'm with you, Mama. Your mama's are whore.
52:12
You're not you're. 16, you're not 16.
52:15
She's 16 guys, she's just coming.
52:16
She's becoming a woman. By the way, Chat, she's becoming
52:21
a woman at 16. You know, he walked in on her
52:25
doing some crazy stuff with the door open.
52:30
This is incredible. Talking about his wife's cooter.
52:34
Snooch, this is beautiful. I honestly, I couldn't have
52:37
created my own. I couldn't have been anything
52:38
better. This I couldn't have created any
52:40
other better educational material.
52:43
Fucking toys, let alone trying to have sex and do things.
52:48
What the fuck is you doing? You're going to be better than I
52:50
raised you to be. Classic.
52:52
It sounds like you didn't. I want you to.
52:53
Be the complete opposite of what your Mama is.
52:55
See what I'm saying? No, your Mama is a fucking dog
52:58
in that motherfucking bedroom. You know what I'm saying?
53:00
I don't want you to be that. This sounds this sounds like
53:03
you're trying to groom your fictional daughter.
53:06
Talking about how this is disgusting.
53:09
You ain't playing with a motherfucking toy, little Rose,
53:12
motherfucker. Throw it on the floor.
53:14
Taking that motherfucker on me. Put your clothes.
53:18
On you're taking, you said you're going to take it taking.
53:21
That motherfucker on me. Did you say he's going to take
53:23
it with him? That's gross, dude.
53:28
That's gross. Also, again, you know, listen,
53:32
this is a conversation to have with your, your, your a mom to
53:35
have with their daughter about the healthy masturbation
53:39
practices. I was, I was going to when I was
53:42
like, you know, I was young, I was 12/13.
53:44
I was doing it, you know what I mean?
53:45
Like, you know, I wish I had a father to be like, listen, you
53:48
could do what you're going to do.
53:49
Just don't get just don't let it RIP everywhere.
53:52
You know, this isn't a fucking beyblade competition.
53:56
That's what I that's what I would have wanted.
53:58
That's what I think would have been the most productive
54:00
conversation. And don't do it in the movie
54:01
theater, obviously, you know, even if it's an adult theater,
54:05
which is crazy, right? Like, what the fuck?
54:07
I think Pee Wee Herman was poorly on on Free my guy.
54:11
You know what I'm saying? You know, everything aside, all
54:17
jokes aside, this weird purity culture thing is like very
54:20
strange to me because like the scenario he's crafting in his
54:22
head as he walks in on his 16 year old daughter using a toy on
54:27
herself. And then like, it's like, I
54:29
don't want you to be like your mom.
54:30
She's real. She's real good in bed, but I
54:33
want you to be different. This is very strange.
54:35
Young people are going to do what they're going to do.
54:37
And like you, it's weird to try to preserve this.
54:40
Like, it's just strange to me. There's something in my opinion,
54:43
some maybe even emotionally incestuous about trying to
54:45
preserve your daughter specifically from doing stuff
54:49
like that. Like that's a conversation to
54:52
have with mom. I don't want to be part of it.
54:53
Like, it's just weird. What do you want to save her
54:55
for? Are you that fucking guy?
54:56
That daddy daughter guy that fucking proposed to his
54:59
daughter? That's the vibe you're giving me
55:01
right now. That's the vibe you're giving me
55:04
right now. The fact that you feel
55:06
comfortable expressing this means that there's something
55:07
concerning happening in your atmosphere.
55:09
Put. Your clothes on and get your
55:11
shit. Ready.
55:12
By the way, this new video is like almost, I think one or two
55:14
months old. He just took it down today
55:16
because it started blowing up again.
55:17
So he was really confident and happy with this one.
55:20
I'm thinking she'll pussy. You're not going to be able to
55:24
fuck it. Don't get your asshole closed
55:25
up. Oh fuck, you're not.
55:27
You're. Going to get her asshole closed.
55:28
I was going to sew her shot, not going.
55:30
To be able to do none of that shit that you're going to be on.
55:32
Your mom was a nasty ass motherfucker.
55:34
She'll keep teaching you do the same shit.
55:35
I'm not going for this shit, but you never know.
55:38
Have sex. You're not fucking banana.
55:41
Banana can get to do whatever you want to run the motherfucker
55:43
here, boy, you can get away with this shit.
55:45
You that shit dead. I'm not going my daughter not
55:47
going to be the shoot like your fucking Mama.
55:49
I already married the bullshit. I'm not going to raise it too
55:53
get dressed. Hurry the fuck up.
55:54
Shut that shit up. I think he think, I think he
55:57
thought this was tough. He thought this was tough.
56:00
This to me communicates the struggles of a father that
56:04
desperately wants to sleep with his daughter.
56:07
But he's going to, he's going to prevent that from happening by
56:09
sewing her shut. Wow.
56:13
We're just making an I guess we're just making a new branch
56:15
of the Catholic Church here. OK.
56:18
Wow.