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Chris Franjola, Wendy W, Meghan M, Kylie Jenner and The Baldwins · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: Reward the easy way.
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  Speaker 2: Listen in, listen up.
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  Speaker 1: Woo, woo.
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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know that you guys honestly deserve the treat
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  Speaker 2: that is sitting across from me because he is. the
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  Speaker 2: number one ultimate favorite, the blue-eyed father of the year,
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  Speaker 2: now neighbor and community activist.
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  Speaker 1: Of the year.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, oh, I know.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, for Angela, I was watching your stories.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 2: And welcome, star of Cover to Cover.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 2: Stand-up sensation. You'll be at Houston's, the Sun, not Houston's.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be at the Punchline.
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  Speaker 2: Like the food store?
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  Speaker 1: No, you'll be at where? The Punchline.
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  Speaker 2: I'll be at the.
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  Speaker 1: Punchline at Houston on Sunday and the House of Comedy
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  Speaker 1: in Detroit Friday and Saturday. You guys will hear this
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  Speaker 1: on Thursday?
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  Speaker 2: Where are you going to be Thursday?
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  Speaker 1: Well, here with you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, oh.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: No, I thought you said you're on a date. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: so this is all this weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Friday and Saturday, House of Comedy in Detroit. And then
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  Speaker 1: Houston Punchline Sunday night.
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  Speaker 2: I saw some Juicy Scoopers talking about it. So it's
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  Speaker 2: going to be a fun night with your blue-eyed beautiful boy.
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  Speaker 1: Come on out.
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  Speaker 2: Now, tell me. What? I mean, I don't know what's next.
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  Speaker 2: Move over, Rick Caruso. Are you running for mayor?
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's funny because I'm not quite that mayor yet,
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  Speaker 1: but I am now part of a neighborhood council. I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to be I'm about to be a where you
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  Speaker 1: have to vote for me.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. I'm filling out the paperwork currently.
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  Speaker 2: I am so impressed.
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  Speaker 1: So, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And so you, it was about a streetlight that needed
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  Speaker 2: to be replaced?
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  Speaker 1: Streetlight in my neighborhood that had been out for quite
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  Speaker 1: some time.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: And I got on the horn. I'm the Karen. No,
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  Speaker 1: it's called a Ken. Ken. I'm a Ken.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a Ken.
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  Speaker 2: Is it called a Ken or is it called something else?
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  Speaker 2: What is the Karen version.
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  Speaker 1: Of Ken Sounds Too Cool? I think it is a Ken.
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  Speaker 1: I've heard Ken.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, fine, Ken.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wanted to get the streetlight fixed. And I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if you ever tried to do anything with
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  Speaker 1: any type of, you know, government, whatever it's considered. I
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  Speaker 1: give up. I give up. Oh, it is a nightmare
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  Speaker 1: because you get people, I don't know, who just answer phones.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I guess it's whatever telephone pole, like the cement
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  Speaker 1: poles are one person.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: The aluminum poles are another person and the wood poles
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  Speaker 1: are another person. So you have to find which one
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  Speaker 1: does the wood poles. I'll say this.
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  Speaker 2: Did Elon Musk figure it out?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. But yeah, I got it. DWP. They
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  Speaker 1: were people of their word. I called them. I thought
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  Speaker 1: it was going to be years in the making. I
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  Speaker 1: was fully Karen-kenned up, ready to argue. And they were
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  Speaker 1: out like two days later.
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  Speaker 2: Does this get your wife kind of hot?
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  Speaker 1: I've never seen my entire family more proud of anything.
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  Speaker 1: We were taking pictures underneath the light. My daughter, myself,
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  Speaker 1: we were dancing. The neighborhood must have been like, what
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  Speaker 1: are these losers doing underneath the streetlight?
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  Speaker 2: I think it's things like that that keep women continuing
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  Speaker 2: to marry men.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah?
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  Speaker 2: It's just getting some shit done around the house. Right.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, so many times I've heard women go, the
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  Speaker 2: only thing I miss about my ex-husband is that he
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  Speaker 2: could fix some shit. I would think that would be
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  Speaker 2: the one thing, though. a lot of dad qualities, which is,
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  Speaker 2: you know, why it's nice to go on the road
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  Speaker 2: with you.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Um, there's just, there's just certain things, you know, that
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  Speaker 2: some guys are inherently born with.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And it, it's, it's sometimes it's worth it to, to
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  Speaker 2: go full blown trad wife and just get married.
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  Speaker 1: It's sad now that I've become, I'm becoming more and
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  Speaker 1: more just old dad. Just, it's really bad. Like I'm
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  Speaker 1: involved in the school now and I'm, Fighting for like
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  Speaker 1: better lunches. It's a real– I never thought I'd be
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  Speaker 1: this guy.
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  Speaker 2: Honestly, I'm glad all that time is over for me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I know.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like it was just– oh, God. I tried so hard.
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  Speaker 1: But now here's what I wanted to discuss with you.
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  Speaker 1: Now you and Peter could be in the Gene Hackman
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  Speaker 1: portion of your life.
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  Speaker 2: Well, for those that don't know, Gene Hackman was a
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  Speaker 2: very famous actor and he was married to his wife
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  Speaker 2: for 30 years. However she was– 30 years younger than he.
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  Speaker 2: They have been together.
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  Speaker 1: She was 65.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they've been together a very, very, very long time, though.
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  Speaker 2: And when the news broke last week, it was confusing. First,
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  Speaker 2: they thought it was carbon monoxide because they found them
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  Speaker 2: both deceased along with one dog deceased. It was not.
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  Speaker 2: So what have they now found?
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  Speaker 1: They now believe that she had died first from, which
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  Speaker 1: is strange, whatever you get from rat It's like a
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  Speaker 1: hepa virus or something like that.
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  Speaker 2: So she accidentally ate rat poisoning or she tried to
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  Speaker 2: end her life?
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no. Not rat poison. Rat like feces.
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  Speaker 2: She accidentally ate rat feces?
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  Speaker 1: No, I don't know if you have to eat it.
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  Speaker 1: It's airborne. So they believe, what I had heard was
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  Speaker 1: they believe that, not that there were rats in the
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  Speaker 1: home because they had a very, it's a gigantic house
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  Speaker 1: they had, I think in New Mexico.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you could have rats in any home.
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  Speaker 1: Sure, right, right, right. Anyway, but they had a barn
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  Speaker 1: and I guess she tended to the barn and they
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  Speaker 1: believed that there might have been some rat feces in
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  Speaker 1: the barn. She somehow inhaled the rat feces and got
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  Speaker 1: this disease that you get from rat feces or rat
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  Speaker 1: bites or rat something.
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  Speaker 2: It sounds like they were just really quite isolated.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, he was apparently suffering from Alzheimer's pretty bad.
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  Speaker 2: 95 years old.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so she was dead for quite
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  Speaker 1: some time. He didn't even know what they're saying. He
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  Speaker 1: didn't even know she was dead.
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  Speaker 2: And he probably didn't know how to call her.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't know how to get out of the house. Didn't
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  Speaker 1: call anybody. So apparently he was walking around the house
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  Speaker 1: for a week, if not more. Then the door was open.
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  Speaker 1: He was in the mudroom, almost out the door. So
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  Speaker 1: he fell. And then I kind of just died on
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  Speaker 1: the floor.
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  Speaker 2: Did they ever find out why one dog died and
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  Speaker 2: the others didn't?
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  Speaker 1: It was in a cage.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, so it couldn't get food or water.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a cage.
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  Speaker 2: And the other ones could like run around and get
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  Speaker 2: some food.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the other ones were running around.
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  Speaker 2: Ugh, what a depressing story to start out juicy.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I know. But I'm concerned that you guys
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  Speaker 1: are now in that portion where it could be, you know,
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  Speaker 1: because you start getting into larger homes, somebody gets rat poison.
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  Speaker 1: Next thing you know, Peter's just wandering around the house
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  Speaker 1: for a week.
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  Speaker 2: Luckily, I have this podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And I think I've had to like cancel it once.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: And I made an announcement so that people would not
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  Speaker 2: do a welfare check.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Or arrest Peter. Okay. But if this does not show
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  Speaker 2: up and there is no Instagram saying, I'm sick, my
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  Speaker 2: flight got delayed, the show's going to be a day late, 100%.
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  Speaker 2: Call everybody, call Chris, have people come to my house
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  Speaker 2: and find me. Because that is not, I'm too much
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  Speaker 2: of a thirst bucket to, I will never take a
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  Speaker 2: social media break.
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  Speaker 1: You're not going to be dead on the floor. You're
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  Speaker 1: not going to mummify. Never. Because that's what happened to
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  Speaker 1: both Gene Hackman and his wife. They were found mummified.
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  Speaker 1: So that's a considerable amount of time you're dead when
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  Speaker 1: you stop mummifying.
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  Speaker 2: No, absolutely not. And we do a lot of Uber
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  Speaker 2: Eats and stuff. So I feel like that would be
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  Speaker 2: a sign.
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  Speaker 1: For that reason.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The Uber Eats guy would find you. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what's worse, getting found dead by the Uber Eats guy
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  Speaker 1: or just mummifying.
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of Uber Eats, so we went to SC yesterday, USC,
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  Speaker 2: because I spoke at my sorority. Finally, I'm getting the
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  Speaker 2: respect I deserve.
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  Speaker 1: It just takes time, you know?
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  Speaker 2: Finally, they realize I'm kind of a big deal.
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  Speaker 1: I am too. I just want to let you know.
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  Speaker 2: No, jump on. Let's hear about your big deal.
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  Speaker 1: Please do tell. There's a page on Instagram called Long
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  Speaker 1: Island Connection or something. And each week they do famous
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  Speaker 1: people from Long Island. And I've never been mentioned. And
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  Speaker 1: I finally was mentioned.
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  Speaker 2: After all the years on Chelsea Lely and everything.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing. And then, of course, the comments underneath like, who
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  Speaker 1: are these people? Never heard of them. So, you know,
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  Speaker 1: the fun lasts for about a second until you read
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  Speaker 1: the comments. But I was excited about it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we– Drake was with me because he's on his
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  Speaker 2: spring break and he helps me out with this business.
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  Speaker 2: But made it so nice because we had a lot
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  Speaker 2: to do yesterday. But so I said, well, let's go
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  Speaker 2: down there earlier and just like look at the school.
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  Speaker 5: OK.
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  Speaker 2: Because it's been a minute. And– So anyway, there used
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  Speaker 2: to be this thing called University Village that was just crap.
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  Speaker 2: And you could not go there when I was there
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  Speaker 2: by yourself. Yeah. And I have to say, I think
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  Speaker 2: I learned to be very self-aware of self, my surroundings.
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  Speaker 1: Because for those people who don't know from here, USC
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  Speaker 1: can be in a bad area depending upon which direction
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  Speaker 1: you go.
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  Speaker 2: But it was way worse 30 years ago.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: And now they've kept expanding it. I mean, we used
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  Speaker 2: to see... A lot of scary people walking around.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: One time I was walking by the Newman Center to
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  Speaker 2: go to school, which is the Catholic Church, and these
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  Speaker 2: little kids on a bike just grabbed my boob.
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  Speaker 1: Whoa.
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  Speaker 2: Little kids.
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  Speaker 1: Like how little?
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  Speaker 2: Like 10. Jesus, really? Yeah, it was like, and then you,
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  Speaker 2: also they were the first people that kind of did
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  Speaker 2: Uber before Uber. It was called, you could just pick
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  Speaker 2: up the phone at any time. They were the first university,
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  Speaker 2: I think, to do this, called SC Escort. So like
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  Speaker 2: if you were at, you know, the library, you would
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  Speaker 2: just call that and they'd pick you up and take you.
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  Speaker 1: So like I only- Not the little kids on the bike.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, like real like mini cops or whatever.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And so it was great. Also, if you were at
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  Speaker 2: some guy's house and he was trying to, like, get
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  Speaker 2: with you and you didn't want to spend the night,
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  Speaker 2: you could always call the escort. It was always free.
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  Speaker 2: They would always come get you. And so it was
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  Speaker 2: really great. I liked that part of it. But it
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  Speaker 2: also taught me to do the same thing when I'd be, like,
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  Speaker 2: doing stand-up on Melrose. And I'd see these other girls
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  Speaker 2: just walking to the car by themselves. I'm like, what
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  Speaker 2: are you doing? I'd always ask somebody to escort me.
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  Speaker 2: And then those guys would sometimes try to make out
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  Speaker 2: with me, too. But at least... I knew them.
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  Speaker 1: You mean the driver would try to make out with you?
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  Speaker 2: No, it's like a comedian would like, I'd say, can
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  Speaker 2: you walk me to my car? It's near, you know,
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  Speaker 2: it's near whatever the store is.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Fred Siegel.
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  Speaker 2: Fred Siegel, yeah. It's by Fred Siegel down the street,
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  Speaker 2: you know, because I don't want to pay for parking.
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  Speaker 2: And then, you know, we'd start talking and the guy
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  Speaker 2: would give me like a tag for a joke. And
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  Speaker 2: I'd be like, God, I just, like, whatever. So anyway,
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  Speaker 2: the school, they added this whole university village thing now. Right.
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  Speaker 2: Incredible restaurants, fountains going.
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  Speaker 1: Really?
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  Speaker 2: Cuteness galore. I was like, wow, this is so nice.
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  Speaker 2: So then I went to the bookstore and I got
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  Speaker 2: my USC alumni frame because when I returned in my
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  Speaker 2: old car, I left it on there. And then when
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  Speaker 2: I called the dealership, they're like, what? I'm like, can
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  Speaker 2: I get my frame back? They're like, shut up. So
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  Speaker 2: I got another one. And I did a little video.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, like the thing that goes around your license plate?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And I got a little line, which was the
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  Speaker 2: whole reason I wanted to go to USC in the
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  Speaker 2: first place. My dad was like, why do you want
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  Speaker 2: to go there? I go, because I'm going to live
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  Speaker 2: in LA and for the rest of my life, every
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: time I see a USC license plate frame, I'll get depressed. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then he thought about how many you see. And
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  Speaker 2: he was like, all right, fine. So I'm walking down
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  Speaker 2: and Drake filmed it and I have my USC baseball
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  Speaker 2: cap on. And some of the comments are like, I
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  Speaker 2: knew she was MAGA. I'm like.
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  Speaker 1: For a split second.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm like, it is just an assing hat.
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  Speaker 1: It's just red hat. There's a lot of red hats.
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  Speaker 2: Just like, shut up.
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, it was fun. The girls were delights. Very impressed
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  Speaker 2: with how smart these girls were.
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  Speaker 1: I have a couple of questions.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Now, you went into the sorority house? Yes. So these
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  Speaker 1: girls are in the school at 17?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like 18 to 22 or three.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. So what's that like? Do they care? I don't
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  Speaker 1: even know what an 18-year-old girl looks like these days.
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  Speaker 1: Alabama Barker?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Not like that at all. These girls, this was academic night.
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  Speaker 2: So they all, many of them brought their professors and
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  Speaker 2: all stood up and said, this is my mentor. This
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  Speaker 2: is my professor. This is da, da, da, da. And
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  Speaker 2: Drake was there filming it. And we got in the
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  Speaker 2: car and he's like, wow. I'm like, those girls are
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  Speaker 2: really smart. He's like, yeah. I'm like, he goes, I
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  Speaker 2: don't think I've ever met any of my teachers. I go, well,
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  Speaker 2: I certainly didn't invite any to my dinners. So they
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  Speaker 2: were very smart and cool and well-spoken. And then I
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  Speaker 2: did my little shebang about life.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Did people seem interested? Oh, yes. Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's good.
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  Speaker 2: But I was also smart. She said, I was going
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  Speaker 2: to have you talk after I give out the awards
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  Speaker 2: and all the girls introduce their professors.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: And I said- No, I'd like to go before.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Because then some of these sporty pants are going to
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  Speaker 2: cut out early to go to the library and like
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  Speaker 2: not care about my stupid story. Yeah. So I did
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  Speaker 2: it and it was great. And we filmed it. I'll
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  Speaker 2: put it on Patreon.com slash Juicy Scoop. Whatever. Go to
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  Speaker 2: my Patreon. I'm going to put it there because I
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  Speaker 2: don't know how many people would really be interested otherwise.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: But really full circle. Then I found my old rooms. Oh, my.
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  Speaker 1: The kid who grabbed your boob wasn't there, was he?
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine he showed up. Still remember them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. No, but you know, they don't let boys upstairs.
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  Speaker 2: So we had to ask the house mother if Drake
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  Speaker 2: could go up to film me.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, really? Yes.
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  Speaker 2: And she said yes. And so I found my old
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  Speaker 2: rooms and I was writing my old sorority sisters. And
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  Speaker 2: I was like, wait, who lived on the third floor?
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  Speaker 2: Like I was trying to remember who all lived with me.
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: Wow, that's crazy.
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: And yeah. So yeah, I had very low expectations because
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: oftentimes I've spoken at high schools and things and the
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: kids have been like, And I'm like, God bless you teachers,
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: like whatever. But no, these girls were, they were a
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: captive audience.
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: That's good.
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: And the food was excellent. Really? Oh my God, it
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: was the best food I've ever had.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: So the whole USC is saying- It.
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: Was like a chef came out and had like salmon.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: And filet mignon.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: And what is this?
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: Is this the place the kids eat every day?
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you want to eat at your sorority house,
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: it's served for you. Like chefs come and serve you.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: That's the way it was for when I was there too,
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: but this was better. This was healthier and better.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: My wife went to USC as well.
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: I know. That's why I like her.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: And she tells me- She was Alpha Phi. Was she?
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: I have no idea.
• 15:33
  Speaker 4: See?
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: I didn't go to college. I don't know. At least
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: I remember. I was an electrician in New York City.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: You people out there eating steak, Alpha Phi. I was
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: working hard, people. Uh, yeah. All right. So yeah, that
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: was great. Well, good for you. I'm glad it's starting
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: to happen for you.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: It's finally starting to happen. Okay. Now this is who
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: we want it to happen for again is this is
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: Wendy Williams. This is a quick clip of her having
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: a police escort onto a, um, onto a, uh, ambulance.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: So what happened was she talked to, um, I guess
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: this is Charlemagne, the God, um, this morning. So she's
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: supposed to do the view this Friday.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, really? Yes.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: And she's at this assisted living facility. And it's kind
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: of smart because they have like someone watching her all
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: the time.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: I keep seeing her in a window.
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: So she's in the window and she's waving. And what
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: she did was she had called the ambulance herself, I guess,
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: or had a person call. Had the police come take
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: her out. Otherwise, they might not let her leave.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: Which is weird. So that she could go and get
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: all these evaluations done herself. And she's passing them.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: Cognitively, she's okay. She was able to walk out. She
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: has her Graves disease and her foot issue, but she
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: was able to walk out just holding a police officer's arm,
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: got in the ambulance, got all that checked out.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: So who was the person who says that Who was
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: it who said that she had other issues that needed
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: to be in this facility?
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: I'm so confused what happened in the last two and
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: a half years with her. Because we saw her on
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: the documentary and she clearly was not with it and
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: seemed to be abusing alcohol. I don't know if more
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: people then jumped on in that vulnerable moment.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: And then inserted themselves. She did admit that her son,
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: who's like early 20s, mismanaged some of her money.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: But of course she loves him and forgives him and
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: she had dinner with him. But then there were these
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: other people that were like appointed.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: And then like Bank of America or Wells Fargo like said, oh,
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: you can't have access to your money. All this weird shit.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: And she had a lot of money, right?
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: She signed a huge deal.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: She signed a show for 15 years. And it was
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: a hit. Oh, my God.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: It was a runaway. It would have never gone off
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: the air.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: That's why.
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: That's why when I was on it a lot, they
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: had guest hosts for like a year because they were
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: trying to keep it running for her to come back.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: And she wants to come back. I don't know how
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: Sherry Shepard's show is doing. It's the same production company.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: And Sherry is a delight. But I definitely don't feel
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: like the clips and the talk and. I don't know
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: how well it's doing.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Afternoon TV is– it's amazing to me that half of
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: them– I didn't even realize there was– Jennifer Hudson has
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: one and they're all getting picked up for two more years,
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: three more years.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So it'll be interesting to see what happens because
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: if she's capable of coming back, if she wants to
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: come back or if she comes back at a more
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: like limited basis or whatever. But it's really nice to
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: see that she just– I mean I'm excited to see
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: how she does.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah. on Friday, but hopefully, you know, because when people
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: first saw this, they're like, what are they doing now?
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: She can't do the view. But it was like, this
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: was to, I think, ensure that she could do the view. Right. Like,
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: let me get out a few days before. Let me
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: not get fucked on Friday morning.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: So she's going to sit at the desk of the view.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: She's not going to be doing it from a remote
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: location or something.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: No, that's what they say. So now she'll have a
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: couple days to like get an outfit together, get cute. Yeah. Yeah.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: And how old is she?
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: She's like probably late 50s.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's it? Oh, I thought she was 70s.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: Late 50s? I have no idea.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: Maybe she's 60, but she's definitely not.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: No, she's only like, yeah.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Maybe she's like 60. But anyway, maybe she's like 62.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Have you been watching The Baldwins?
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: I have. Well, I watched the first episode and half
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: of the second.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: And give me your overall thoughts.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: You know, it's funny because I went in... like wanting
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: to hate it, but I mean, I think it's fine
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: enough reality TV. I think everybody goes in it because
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: of what, you know, the shootings. So they already hate
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Alec Baldwin for a plethora of reasons and her. Yeah.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: So for that reason, I think people are giving it
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: the harsher critique than they probably should. I mean, it's,
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: it's dumb reality television that I found kind of, I
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: don't like and okay.
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: I wanted to hate it. I went in looking to
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: hate it too, but I was like, I didn't hate it.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: I was bored by it, of course, but I'm bored
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: by everything.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: I'm kind of bored by the fact that it's their reality.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: It's a ton of kids.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: And I saw a clip of they're at their beautiful
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: Hamptons house.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: And he's cleaning out the skimmer or whatever. And he's like,
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: other people are on Jeff Bezos' yacht, but here I
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: am cleaning out the skimmer. And I'm like, okay, so-
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: Like we're supposed to be like, you're such a down-homed ad, whatever.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: I think what happened was he agreed to do this. One,
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: they need the money. That's why he was doing these
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: lower budget shows that got him in a position for
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: a horrible accident to happen.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, totally, yeah.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Because he has these seven kids in his 60s. But
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: he also, I think, agreed to do this because when
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: they started filming, they did not know the fate of
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: his situation. Yeah. And I think he thought, if by
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: any chance I have to go away at all, then
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: she's got a show.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: And she can make money and I can stay relevant
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: because they're going to be talking about me and I
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: can gain sympathy because I'm doing whatever time.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: So, you know, of course, he's not doing any time.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: The family I saw are Helena, the victim's family, like
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: her parents or something. Allegedly, I saw some in some
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: articles so that they are still trying to sue the Baldwins.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: And which, you know, they can do whatever they want.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: But like. You know, I respect that they're covering all that,
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: like they're covering it. They did cover, she did cover
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: that she was like, you know, I like Spanish stuff
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: and I like English stuff and I speak both and whatever. Right.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: But it does seem like, and she's still doing some
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: of the Spanish words and stuff and going in and
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: out of it. And it seems like she kind of
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: is evil and hates him because she's like, he's like,
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: I'm allergic to cats. And- And then she's like, the
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: four cats are in the car with him to the Hamptons. Yeah.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: I felt some of it was a little produced.
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: Yes, yeah.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: We need something here. I'm allergic to cats. Oh, hey,
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: that's an angle.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: And it's a lot of like, that's marriage. He's like,
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: I only like her when she's sleeping. Yeah. But then
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: in another one, they're like, without her, I couldn't do it. Look,
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: they just... They just need to do the show because
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: they need the money.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: Can we get an episode where we put some eye
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: cream on Alec Baldwin's face?
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: They did. The little girl did a facial on him.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: He needs more than that. He needs a professional in there.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Because those bags under his eyes, I've never seen anything.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: I know he's going through a time right now.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: Okay, I have a prediction.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: They're going to take him off with a.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: No, next season he'll get some plastic surgery. Yeah.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: For sure.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's a good idea. And they'll make lots of
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: jokes about him being old and blah, blah. And that's
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: the other thing, her making jokes about him being old
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: and not cute. I'm like, well, stop being such an ageist. Like,
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: you married this old fart after three months.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: You bring up old pictures of him.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: Constantly. Like, of how hot he was. And I'm like.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: And then you forget how good looking he was at
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: one time. Like, oh, man.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: But, I mean, you know, everybody gets old.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: Right. And it's like, yeah, she's got the confidence of
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: always being 23 years younger.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Than I am with a perfect body. Yeah.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: I feel like, you know.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Okay. So how far did you get before you were like,
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: all right, I'm out? Like, where do you go with
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: reality TV?
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: The Screaming Kids is boring to me. It's like annoying.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: So I mostly, to be honest, have just seen like
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: little clips. If a clip pops up, I watch it
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: so that I can discuss it here.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: But to give my time, no.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: No.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: I don't care. to see the Hamptons and the swimming.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: And I think they seem like a loving family that
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: needs the money and allowed the cameras in. But I mean,
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: I just don't care that much.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: I felt like once they got out to the Hamptons,
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: I was just like, why would they ever leave that? Like,
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: why go back to New York?
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Put the kids in schools in the Hamptons and stay
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: out there. And let them spread out. Yeah. Like, we
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: got out there and it's like a big yard and
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: I'm like, what are you doing? Just stay out there.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Why go back to New York City with that cramped house?
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: And I guess he keeps saying, he's got OCD. He's
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: got OCD. He closes the cabinets and lines it, you know?
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: That was a big one. Like, I feel like these
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: are all like fake produced, like reality TV show. Yeah, like, oh,
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: we're so different.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I like them. And then you see like
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: the pizza like fell and then he had to eat
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: it off the ground.
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Just like, you know, it's just very much, I mean,
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: it just reminds me of like the early days of
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: the Kardashians. Right. Back when like reality shows were like
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: sitcom light. Right, right. Like they were really produced, but
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: we didn't know it.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: And, you know, they were always like, the girls are
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: doing a Girls Gone Wild photo shoot. Don't tell Bruce.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: And then Bruce shows up at Joe Francis' house like.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: What are you girls doing? Come on.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Get angry, Bruce.
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: I remember the one where they got a chicken or something.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Don't tell Bruce we have a pet chicken. And then
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: he was chasing around. Where's our chicken?
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, I mean, it's that same kind of thing. Like,
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: you know, the dad is the butt of the joke.
• 25:23
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• 25:45
  Speaker 5: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: have faced tremendous setbacks, and yet somehow have found a
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: filed against me. When your free will was about to
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: be taken from you, what would you do if it
• 26:08
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• 26:09
  Speaker 5: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 26:12
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• 26:15
  Speaker 1: He said, I have a work dad. I need a
• 26:16
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• 26:17
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• 26:18
  Speaker 1: When I came in, he started crying.
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: happens next.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: I decided to risk it all.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: I realized how valuable every day was.
• 26:31
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• 26:33
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• 26:34
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• 26:37
  Speaker 5: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: So, Meghan Markle's show. I've talked a little bit about it.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: It was a big talk. Second season. Now, they're saying
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: Daily Mail today is saying, how Meghan Markle's surprising TV
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: ratings give away her secret advantage as highly criticized Netflix
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: show bagged second season. Well, now, I read the article. And, yes,
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: it only has a quarter of the ratings of their doc,
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: which was the biggest thing that Netflix had seen in
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: a couple years. So we still don't know. still a
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: quarter of that would still be a successful show.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: It's doing great.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course it's doing great. And now being that
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: you and Megan work together.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Dear friends.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: I am really waiting for her to roll the silverware
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: and tie it in burlap string and put that out
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: on the show.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Can I say this?
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: And will you be invited to that episode?
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: I was the one who broke the calligraphy that she
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: had very nice handwriting because she used to write the
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: specials at the restaurant and made me a nice birthday card.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: in her calligraphy or whatever. Some people think that's- She
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: does have beautiful writing. Yes, she does. That was her thing.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: I said that to a friend of mine. She goes,
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: it's not that great. I'm like, okay.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, you're trying to hate her.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: You're trying to somebody who does not do one cute thing.
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Which is me.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Like I wouldn't take peanut butter pretzels and put
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: them in another bag.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: And no, but I had a friend bring me a
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: housewarming gift. And I was like, this is you could
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: do a Meghan Markle show.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: Like some people just like it was like she had
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: the the crinkly. So it's like higher up in a basket. Champagne,
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: plastic champagne glasses for the pool. Yeah. Another thing underneath
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: all wrapped up in a bow.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: I think that's like a gene that people have and
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: people don't. You know what I mean? My mother has
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: a neighbor that she is furious at because she knows
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: how to decorate. She knows how to entertain. She knows
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: how to entertain.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: And you know what? My mom was a good cook,
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: but she wasn't cutesy like that. Yeah. She wasn't like
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: an amazing gift wrapper. She wasn't. And there's just certain
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: people like that.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: And I think they get jealous of people who are like, yeah,
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: I feel like you. That's why I'm like, I'm I
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: think it's kind of fun to make fun of her
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: because it's like I think there's a lot of push
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: of inauthenticity and trying to get out that she's not
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: a bad person, whatever. But I also feel like, hey,
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: I think she's always been into this shit.
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: It's true. She had. Yeah. And I do think. if
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: you have to do a show, this is a lot easier,
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: less time consuming to go to the house that's pre-lit
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: down the street Right. And then be home by four
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: o'clock and knock out 12 episodes in two seasons in
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: probably two weeks.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: How many episodes are in the season one? They're going
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: to be on suits. I watched two episodes. I watched
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: the first one.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: I think there's like six or eight.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: And then there's another season and I heard they already
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: filmed them. So like it's already done.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: And like that is efficient use of your time. It's
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: not like I said, working on a Grey's Anatomy or
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: Suits where you're in your trailer waiting, waiting, waiting. Your
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: makeup's getting crusty, you know, and then you have to
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: like memorize a bunch of things. So it's like, yeah,
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: I think she's a decent actress, but she knows that's
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: harder work than just having people show up and pretend
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: that they're her friends.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Have you watched?
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: Yes, I have watched two full episodes.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, me too.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: Watched.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Now, let me just say this. I don't know. I'm
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: not going to– I'm sure you said they were already filmed.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: You got to have more Mindy Kaling's, more comedians because
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: it was a whole different show when Mindy Kaling was there.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: I thought it was a better show. I thought Mindy
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Kaling was funny. I thought it made Meghan seem better.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: And the first guy– Even when she snapped at her
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: about the Sussex?
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: I know. That was– It's so funny that.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: You call me Meghan Markle when I'm not.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: I'm a Sussex now.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a Sussex.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And then, of course, Mindy Kaling's like, oh, now
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: I know. She's like, I drove all.
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: The way up here.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: Okay, so we're going to do a pitch. Obviously, you've
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: got to have Chris Frangelo because there's real history there. Secondly,
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: you've got to have me because we can talk about
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: all-girl high schools.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: Which is a unique club.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: That if you're part of it, you know for the
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: rest of your life. You didn't have to go to
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: the same school. It's a club.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: And that is one of the things that I initially
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: bonded with her. And so, yes, I can see what
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: the criticism is, but I can also see that also
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: what I said yesterday was I think a lot of women,
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: women are awful to each other.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Okay. Yeah.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: We are awful. And Gen X is more awful to
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: each other, in my opinion, than millennials or Gen Zs.
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: As women. We get jealous, we get bitter, we see
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: other people doing something that we could probably do well,
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: and instead of lifting those people up, we're like, they're
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: not that great at it. This is not, this is original,
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: this is Pinterest from 10 years ago, whatever. And it's like, well, whatever.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: She got the TV deal and they agreed to do it.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: And she was smart. Like I said, doing this show
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: is a lot easier lifting for her than it would
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: be to go back and be an actual actress in
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: a show.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: I found it to be nice, easy breezy. I like
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: the look of the, you know, they made the outside
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: look nice. Make whatever that where they live. Montecito looks nice.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: I thought the beekeeper guy looked exactly like a beekeeper guy.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Like that's the guy you would want to be the beekeeper.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Brandon the beekeeper.
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: All right. Well, Chris. It's a lot of. Chris and I,
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: we could carpool together.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Be up there in two hours. To Montecito.
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: And you could do a dual one with us. And
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: it could be fun. And I can admit I am
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: not crafty. I don't have pretty handwriting.
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: Chris can talk about what a delight you were to
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: work with, which is what you want. You want people
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: from your past to say you were a delight and
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: you always said she was.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: See, when she mentioned on the Oprah interview, she said
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: something about I worked at Humphrey Yogurt. And that's all
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: anyone talked about after the interview was over.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: The confusion part about that.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: And I remember some people corrected or whatever. But the
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: initial thought of people saying liar was being that I'm
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: just a few years older than her. The law was
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: you had to be 16 to work in California. Right.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: I worked at Haagen-Dazs after I was 16.
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: I think I told you my little wrist couldn't get
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: the Swiss almond fudge ice cream. It was so hard.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: And people always wanted that specially hand-packed.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: And then you got to get in there.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: For those rich Tarzana people. Yeah. And then they'd come
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: and they'd go, $ 1.
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: 25 a scoop.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, shit. They come from Tarzana
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: movie theater. So I'm scooping, scooping. So she says in
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: the show, I was 13 and this was my first job.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: So I would really like to hear from somebody, how
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: does a 13-year-old in the mid-90s work at a shop
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: that your parents don't own in California? And I just
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: don't understand how she was able to do that.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: I think sometimes independently owned places maybe skirt the laws
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: a little bit.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's crazy, though. 13 working at a real place?
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: That is like up there with like– The Industrial Revolution
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: when children were like in factories. Like that's why that happened.
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: So it is– but anyway, I'm saying if– Yes. To
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: have somebody there from her like hostessing, waitressing days would
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: make her seem more down to earth.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: And here the biggest thing about it is I– from
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: what I've seen and I don't know because she hasn't
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: invited me to Montecito. Is she kind of a dull bird?
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: Like I– I feel she's kind of boring.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: 100%. I mean, that's the whole takeaway.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: So you never had a juicy conversation or like a
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: good chuckle?
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: No, I mean, outside of, yeah.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Like she's, Not everybody is a
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: good storyteller. Not everybody is funny.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: No, that's why I said- Not everyone can be a podcaster.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: When Mindy Kaling came, Mindy Kaling was kind of funny.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: She was trying to help.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she was trying to help. And there was a
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: couple of back and forth that were better than the
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: makeup guy who just kept going, I've never seen a
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: strawberry that looked like that. But the poor guy was like,
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know what to do with you.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: He's just like, I just want to go.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: And then she kept saying like, well, I'll also say
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: this to Megan. I don't have to stay over the house.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: You don't have to make me a whole thing for
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: my tub, my bath.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: I know I told you this before. I know I've
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: told the juices here for this, but I remember I
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: stayed at, I would, I went to Bill Maher's concert,
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: standup concert in Santa Barbara with my friend, Tanya Thicke,
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: widow to Alan Thicke and Alan. And he were really
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: good friends. And so she's like, do you want to go?
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: And then we'll go backstage. And I was all excited
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: to meet him thinking he'd remember that he dated my friend. Right.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: And then invite me to go on the show. Not good.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: He was like– she told me later that he was
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: very annoyed that she brought me backstage. Oh, no. And
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: why did you bring that girl? Like bringing– like I
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: was a thirsty stand-up or something. I'm like, I just
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: was saying we hung out like years ago. He didn't
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: remember me.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Whatever.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: But anyway– She, you know, he was very sweet to her.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: And she's like, oh, she lives in like Montecito. And
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: she goes, you got to see what I did to
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: the house. You know, I wish I wish you would
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: have let me know earlier that you were coming and
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: performing in Santa Barbara. You know, you got to stay
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: at my house next time. He goes, Tanya, I love you.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: I'm never staying at someone's house. I'm a 65 year
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: old band member. And I'm a multi-millionaire. I'm not staying
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: at your house. It was just such an honest thing
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: of like, if you're not my sister, maybe I'm probably
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: at my level would rather be at a beautiful hotel
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: or have my driver drive me back to LA that night.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: I couldn't agree with that more. Watching that episode, it
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: was giving me anxiety just watching. She's like, and here's
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Epsom salts for your bath. I'm like, who's taking a
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: bath at somebody's house?
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: Do you know what Peter said? He was furious. He's like,
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: do you know how much water it takes to fill
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: a bathtub? And he goes, don't you think people are
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: bringing that up? I go, no, Peter.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: No, I didn't even think about that.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: The other thing Peter brings up is balloons.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: He doesn't like them? It's horrible for the environment. Why
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: are people so big on balloons? Don't they know how
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: bad it is for the environment? And I go, no, Bahumbug,
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: they don't. And I know people that take a bath
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: every night.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: And he feels... He does not like people who take baths.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: And he was like, I would not want someone to,
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: I go, well, lucky for you.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: You shouldn't come over to our house. My daughter likes
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: it real high. Get it real high, the bath. It
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: goes right to the top. We're wasting water left and
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: right over there. Well, yeah.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, making your own Epstein whatever.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: I also want to see the episode because you keep
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: having people stay at our house. Let's see the episode
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: where somebody flushed the wrong toilet. You know, there's always
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: that one. Did you flush the toilet downstairs?
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: Why was that?
• 37:57
  Speaker 4: Hold on.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: Let me get H with the toilet plunger. H, can
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: you get a toilet plunger?
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: Chris, who I used to work with at Mirabelle, took
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: a big dump.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: And he flushed the wrong toilet.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: And now the house- This is an old Montecito estate.
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Every house has its quirks.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: We don't want anything new. We want old and charming.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: You should have mentioned that before.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: What if that is why they truly left England?
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Because somebody- Because the toilets could.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: Not take her giant dumps. And she was like, I
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: don't need there to be another- a book written about
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: Princess Meghan's dumps.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: You could say many things about Meghan Markle. I don't
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: think she has big dumps. I think she's a little,
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: As my dad would say, ah, the bitch thinks she
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: shits ice cream. That's what he used to say about
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: anybody that he thought was stuck up.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: And I just, whenever he'd say it as a little girl,
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: I would just imagine like, just like Humphrey's yogurt. Yeah, right.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: I would just imagine like a girl like shitting ice
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: cream coming down her ass. And I was like, what
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: do you mean? And my mom's like, oh, it just
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: means that she's like a stuck up bitch.
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: And I was like, oh.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Well, if Meghan Markle shit ice cream, she'd immediately have
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: a label on it that she wrote handwritten label.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: Rapid cellophane with a ribbon.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, man.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: Anyway, I can't. God, lover, we are available. We are
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: available for a duo, and we're going to show what
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: a real delight you are. Okay. Speaking of real, so
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: Kylie Jenner and Timothee Chalamet were at the BNP in
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: Likinta watching all the two weeks of incredible tennis. They
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: have great seats. And there was a video of her
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: friend is below taking a photo of them. And she's
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: literally pushing his face, kissing. And he's like, Watching the
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: game and then she's rubbing his shirt and everything. And so,
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: of course, that went viral of people saying, is this real?
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: He doesn't want to be affectionate.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: It looks fake forever. All the award shows, it looks fake.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, you think?
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, I've been saying it since this award season began
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: and he was at all the award shows. It's always
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: looked just off. I'm not saying fake necessarily, but something
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: about it is off. They never seem, they're always just,
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: they touch cheeks and whatever. It doesn't seem like the
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: way two people who are going out act. And they've
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: been going out, if you believe they're going out, they've
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: been going out for a long time now.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: Well, I just don't know why you would. continue this
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: for so long if it wasn't real.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: I agree with you on that.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: There's no point.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: There's no reason. He's already a big star.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: Like, he's a big star. You could be gay if
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: you want. It doesn't really matter. I think it's real.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: But I think what she was doing was, I want
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: content to post of us at this thing. And he
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: literally was watching the match.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: And Just like she acted overly interested at all the
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: awards things, she's not. And she's not that interested in
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: the tennis.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And every one time she could hear this guy
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: talk about Bob Dylan, she was like, I don't even
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: know who this is. Like, what are you talking about?
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: And then when he first wrote Did.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: You see that movie?
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: I did. I loved it.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: You loved it. I have not seen it.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: It's great.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: I have to see that and Anora, but Anora right
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: now you still have to pay for.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: Loved it too.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: And between that and filling the bathtub, I keep saying,
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: can I please see this movie? It's about a sugar baby.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: It's my favorite subject for movies.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: I would love to hear. When you watch it, you immediately.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: Text me a review.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: Text me a review because I want to know. Because
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: it's not– it's a hardcore movie.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: Do you know that I saw an article– It's not
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: Pretty Woman. I saw an article that they spent $ 18
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: million to get it nominated. The nominating committee– and it
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: only cost $ 6 million to make. Yeah. And I thought
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: that was kind of interesting that you have that kind
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: of budget just to get it to be an Oscar winner.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: But then I'm like– and people are like, see, that
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: doesn't make sense. And I'm like, actually, it does. Yeah.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: Because without it, nobody sees it. And with that extra
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: $ 18 million, it might live on and actually be quite profitable.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: They used to get a big bump from winning the
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: Best Picture. But when it was in theaters, it would
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: be re-released. But these days, I just read that Nora
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: hasn't seen a big bump since it won Best Picture. So,
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, I think it's doing fine. It did fine.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: Made its money back and then some. But I liked it.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: It's not for everybody. It's like hardcore.
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: Hardcore.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: Not as fun as Pretty Woman.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: No, it's so fun. I mean, it's fun. It's just
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: funny parts. It's a funny, kind of a funny movie,
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: but it's darkish and a lot of sex, a lot
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: of sex.
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: But the fun, the interesting thing about it, I don't
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: know if anybody watched it. But that girl got a
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: lot of heat from it. The guy who played the
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: Russian bodyguard got a lot of heat from it. But
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: then there's the guy who's like the star of it,
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: who's like the boyfriend in it, who you didn't hear
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: one thing about.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: But didn't one of the guys got nominated?
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he did. He comes later in the movie. The
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: guy who's throughout the whole movie, not even mentioned in
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: any of the award shows.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: So in your opinion, this relationship is not real?
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: I don't think it is. You don't think they're fucking?
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: I don't. Wow. I mean- But based on nothing, based
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: on seeing weird gestures like this. And I heard things
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: like when.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: I mean, she has a beautiful house in La Quinta.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: And Kendall's there. So it's like they could all be
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: hanging out at that house.
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: And just because we don't see it and he's not
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: on the reality show... could also be that she is
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: just a different animal than Kim. Because she was raised
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: in it and because she hit that billionaire status much younger,
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: it's like she doesn't have to do anything she doesn't
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: want to do.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: Right. So why would they do this?
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: I agree.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: Because I thought it. Initially, when this happened, it was
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: Willy Wonka was coming out.
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, they need... He was kind
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: of a big star, but not yet. Not like he
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: is now. So I thought maybe we need one thing
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: to pop this guy. And who better than her? So
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: I thought it was them. But then Willy Wonka was
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: a long time ago.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: Well, since you're speaking of it, you know, his first
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: movie was Call Me By... My name or your name?
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, yes.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: Which was he played a young guy in the 80s
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: who fell in love with like a 28-year-old or 30-year-old
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: guy that comes to visit them at their Italy home
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: and they have sex.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: The peach.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: Which is, you know, yeah, with the peach. Yeah. You know,
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: the whole thing.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: And that was Armie Hammer.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: And that was Armie Hammer. And Armie Hammer then goes
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: on to like, Mario calls and says, I'm getting married
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: and the parents are like, great. And, you know, so
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: it's this love affair that's totally inappropriate because he's like
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: a 35-year-old man or whatever in it. And he plays
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: a teenager. So it's, you know. But Armie Hammer recently
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: on his podcast, did you see that clip?
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: I did.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: So he's, you know, says, oh, I thought– you know,
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: all my friends who are gay have such a great life.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: We'll be at dinner and their grinder will go off
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: and they'll go meet a guy in the bathroom and
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: they'll get a BJ and then they'll come back and
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: have dessert or whatever. So he's like, so I thought
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: I'll try to be gay. And there's a really good
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: looking French guy and we start kissing. And then I'm like, oh,
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: this beard and these shoulders. And then he goes to
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: grab my flaccid dick. And I was like, okay, this
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: isn't for me. And so there was a lot of
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: reaction to that. One was praise, like, A lot of
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: guys and women experiment with same sex. It's great that
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: he was honest. My initial thought is I think he's
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: a sex addict. So I think sex addicts try everything.
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: And so I believe the story and I appreciate his honesty.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: Other people think he's so desperate to get people to
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: listen to this podcast that he's filming out of this
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: sad apartment in Venice that they're like, what juicy story
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: do you have? Fucking say it so we have a clip.
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: What are your thoughts? I got news for Armie Hammer.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: I know he's jealous of the grinder, but Armie Hammer,
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: I feel like if he wants to get a blowjob,
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: he could get a blowjob pretty quickly too. by anybody,
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: I think.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: He said, women are the worst, is what he said.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: And so people didn't like that. That's a throwaway line.
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: But that's what people don't say. Well, yeah, they're the worst,
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: but they weren't so bad when you had them coming
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: over your house and you put them on a leash
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: and they had to crawl around and eat kibble. And
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: then you scratched an A in their.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: Butthole or whatever.
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: That was all fine. That was all fine when you're
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: cheating on your wife with four people and planning a
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: barbecue with different women's ribs. Like that, then they weren't
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: so awful. But now like, now, oh, they're the worst.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: Guys are cut and dry about sex and move the
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: fuck along.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Right. It is funny that now he's kind of out
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: there again. Yeah. And almost to the point where I've
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: seen him on a couple of podcasts where he's almost
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: kind of laughing about the whole incident. And I mean,
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: I guess in the end he really didn't do, he didn't,
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: he didn't actually cut people's ribs out.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: No, he didn't cut anyone's ribs out. He did mark
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: his A on people's bodies.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: He did? Like several people? Yes. Yeah?
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: That I believe is 100% true. He did come from
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: a weird ass family.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: Sure.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: However, yeah, when, you know, again, it was one of
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: those stories that went hog wild because we were in
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: the midst of COVID.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: Just like Tiger King. Just like certain, there were certain
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: things that just was like, and I covered it a lot.
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: I had the aunt on my show that wrote a
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: book about his weird story. dad, her brother, and things
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: like that. And then they finally put out the doc
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: and it just kind of was a dud. And the
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: girls were not sympathetic characters because they all knew he
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: was married. They all willingly went over there. And were
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: they somewhat trauma? And then the girl that really claimed
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: trauma then backed off. So there wasn't really anything. So, um, Yeah,
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: I had predicted that he would come back and act
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: in something soon.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: Has he?
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I feel going this podcast route, you
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: got to stay a little mysterious. I think everybody having
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: a podcast is keeping us from wanting them.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: But is it his podcast or is he just a
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: guest on somebody's podcast?
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: No, it's his own podcast.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: Oh, it is. Okay.
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: And so like, I kind of feel like, look, I
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: guess he's got to do it to make money. But
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: at the same time, I almost feel like if he
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: went away and then had made more of a cool
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: comeback in a really good project that he's... But prior
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: to his scandal, people were like, stop trying to make
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: Armie Hammer happen.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: He's not that great of an actor.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: He had a couple of bombs.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: He's just good looking and tall.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: Right. Yeah.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's all you need to do.
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: All right. I like him.
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: Speaking of which... Okay. Lots of chatter, but also it's
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: kind of a slow week in pop culture. Is Jennifer
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: Garner and Ben Affleck, is Ben Affleck trying to get
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: her back? Her boyfriend of a long time, this guy,
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: something Miller, he's like an environmentalist or an attorney or something.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: He was seeing, there was some connection with his ex-wife
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: that he was seeing with her. There was a time
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: where they were talking at one of the, Ben and
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: Jennifer Garner, and he kind of grabbed her waist. What's
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: going on? Is he, insider saying he wants to get
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: back together with her. She's like, I don't know. Oh,
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: it's so upsetting to Jennifer, J-Lo. Then J-Lo's like, I
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: don't care.
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: Do you have any thoughts about them as a couple?
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: I feel like at this point he needs to find
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: some other girl. He's going to meet another, somebody not Jennifer.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: Too many, like he can't go back to Jennifer again.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: This would be like, do you know anybody else? Oh,
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: you're right. That's not a Jennifer. Jennifer? Yeah.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: J-Lo, Jennifer.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: J-Lo, Jennifer.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. Can't do it again. Go find a
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: Susan or something.
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, aren't they always kind of
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: hanging around? They have the kids and stuff.
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: They have the kids.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: Didn't she always have to bail him out of rehab
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: or take him to rehab?
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: She took him once. First of all, he screwed the nanny,
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: which you know how I feel about lazy cheaters.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: He did? He screwed the nanny? Oh, yeah.
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: He screwed the nanny. And then he had some other
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: young girls that he was dating. And that's when she
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: took him to it for his final meal at Jack
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: in a Box before dropping him at rehab.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: Which, by the way, Meghan Markle likes Jack in the Box, too.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: She mentioned that on the show.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: It's so funny that you say Markle. It's Sussex, Chris.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: That's right. Sussex.
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: I forgot.
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: My mother... Loved the tacos at Jack in a Box.
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: They're the, oh my.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: God, a princess. I love Mindy Kaling going, what? You
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: had Jack in a Box?
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: Until she met Harry, she was born and raised in Hollywood.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: We all had Jack in a Box. Right. Anyway, go on.
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: The Jack in a Box meal I always loved. What?
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: was because there was one in Santa Monica I think
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: it was the same one he went to before rehab
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: and I would go eat there before I would like
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: call it a night yeah and because I was always
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: so starving after going out I remember I'd go to
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: these nightclubs and I'd look at the people actually eating
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: the food and I'd be like one day I'll be
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: rich enough to actually eat the meals here jack-in-the-box no
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: at like a nightclub oh because instead I'd go starving
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: and then I tried to be healthy so they had
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: a jack-in-the-box Asian meal I don't know if they still
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: have it and it was rice and like teriyaki chicken
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: and like three things of broccoli.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: How did they get into that business? I don't know.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: When I ate it, I felt like I was being
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: healthy and delicious. Okay. So he has a little, he
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: has three kids. This is his youngest son.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: Who's adorable. Is that Jennifer Garner's kid?
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: And he only has kids with Jennifer Garner.
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: And then he said– he told a story on Access
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: Hollywood that they were at some shoe thing.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: Sneaker convention.
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: Sneaker thing. And this 12-year-old kid of his said, I
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: want these special edition Dior Air Jordans that were $ 6, 000. Yeah.
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: And he's like– and I told my kid– Get ready to,
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: you're going to have to mow a lot more, a
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: lot more lawns to get those shoes. And then he goes,
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: and then my kid said, what dad? We're rich. And
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: he goes, you're, he goes, I'm rich. You're broke, which
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: I've heard like 25 million comedians say that. And I
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: just want to say, just shut up, Ben. Like, who
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: the fuck are you kidding? Nobody's kid has a mowing
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: lawn business. Nobody has a paper route. No one's doing
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: that anymore in 2025, whether you have $ 150 million or
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: whether you have $ 100, 000 total in assets. People aren't making
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: their kids do that shit, okay? And stop acting like...
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: like you're such a tough dad, because they left and
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: they had a bunch of shoes from the thing, but
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: I guess he didn't buy the 6,000 Dior one for
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: his kid whose feet aren't going to fit in it
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: in three months. And I just was like, again, stop
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: trying to act authentic and like you're this hard-ass Boston dad. Listen,
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: you're a rich guy. You have kids that are privileged. You,
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: they're very, very lucky and entitled, but you as a
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: parent is going to have to take special precautions so
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: they're not asking you for $ 6, 000 shoes. Right. The kids
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: should have never asked you.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And you are.
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: My kids, my kids could ask me for shit. They
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: don't ask me for anything.
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: And I don't know. It all started when I took
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: a parenting class. And they said, when you go to
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: Target or any toy store and they say, I want this. Yeah.
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: Because before Drake was in utero, they said, just say,
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: maybe for your birthday or Christmas. Oh, yeah. And I
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: did that.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: I try. It doesn't work.
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: Have you really tried it? I don't know. I tried
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: it from the very beginning.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Try it for about a minute.
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: I tried it from the very beginning and they were
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: really good. But every family is different.
• 53:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: There's other things that other kids do. Like I was
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: telling Drake the other day, I go- God, you know,
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: the school, USC, is just so hard to get into,
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: you know, like whatever. You need like a 4.5, 4.7, whatever.
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: And I was thinking about some of my friends whose
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: kids are either getting in there or waiting to hear
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: and actually have a chance. And I go, sometimes it
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: just baffles me that some of my friends that I've
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: had since high school or beyond have such smart kids. Yeah.
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: Like how the fuck did that happen? Like you're not
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: that smart. So how did your kids get so smart?
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: Were you just riding them harder than I ever did?
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: I have like four friends who are about as dumb
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: as you could possibly imagine. Yeah. Whose kids are now doctors.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: It's shocking to me.
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: What is that?
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: I get it when you come from a family of doctors. Yeah.
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: And that's expected. And you also have the brain thing.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: Right. I don't know. I'm glad you brought that up.
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: I have girls that barely graduated from college, dancing on tables, drinking, whatever,
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: and their kids are like Ivy League. And I'm like,
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: how the fuck did this happen?
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: I'm the same way. I'm fascinated by it. I'm glad
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: you brought it up. Because I've been saying to my
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: wife every time.
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: How do our dumb friends have such smart kids?
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy. I mean, I have two of my
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: friends who are as dumb as shit. But both of
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: the kids are in Yale in like a pre-med program.
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: Like they were both valedictorians at their schools. And I
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: don't know how. Genetically, I got exactly what my parents,
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: they gave me their dumb shit. I got it.
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: Me too.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: I never rose higher.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: And I feel like my kids have really good qualities
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: from both Peter and I. But again, but then you
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: know what? I wonder if that was my fault. Because
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: right from the start, I was like, these kids are
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: not going to be doctors. Like I said it. I
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: wonder if I pushed it, if I was that tiger
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: mom and I pushed it from the start.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: I think that's, yeah. I think everybody has that in
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: the end. I mean, I sit there and put on
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: Bluey for my daughter and I'm like, I could be
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: teaching her Mandarin right now, which is what probably some
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: parents are doing, but I don't have the time.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: I remember putting some Legos in front of Brandon. You know,
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: and he couldn't do it. And I remember thinking, I
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: don't know that I'll ever see the day when he
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: can put this Lego together. And he did.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: He did.
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: He did. I don't know. You know, sometimes it's a
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: gift to have low expectations. Yeah.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: I feel like everybody finds their way.
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: I agree. Like, my parents had no expectations for, like,
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: they're still just like, wow, how did you do anything?
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know. I mean, I don't know
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: what I took away from, like, the one thing I
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: took away, my dad always said, have packable wares. Packable wares.
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: What does that mean?
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: It means when you're packing a bag, make sure you,
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: instead of a thick jacket like this, make sure it's packable.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: Do you have packable wares, Christopher? This is all my
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: father ever taught us. Packable wares and everything's a scam.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: And I got to tell you. Teaching us that everything
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: was a scam.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: Is good.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: We, to this day, me and all my family.
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: I think that was a good friend, Joel.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: We approach everything that everything's a scam.
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: No harm in that.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: No harm in that, yeah.
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: And my dad taught me, some little bitches think they
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: shit ice cream.
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: And you shouldn't fuck with them.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: I know. I mean, just different times, I guess. Just
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: different times.
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: My dad would also say, oh, don't get your tit
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: in a ringer.
• 57:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: Do you know what that means?
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: Yes, I've heard it. I don't really know.
• 57:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: It's so old. Yeah. I guess women washing clothes would
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: have that like round thing.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: And if their tits were hanging, it would accidentally get
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: caught in one.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: In a ring.
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: And I remember one time my mom goes, did your
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: mom really have to like wash clothes in a ring
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: or did her tit ever get caught?
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: Probably did.
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: Anyway.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: Anyway, I watched the video.
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: Shut up, Ben Affleck.
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: It was a cute video of them at the moment.
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: I know, but also don't like throw your kid under
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: the bus and make him look like a little entitled shit.
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: Who even knows if this story is true?
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: And also Dior is going to send you the shoes. Oh,
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: you're right. They're going to send the shoes to the
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: kid now. Are you ever going to color me mine?
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, I love Color Me Mine. I've seen your work.
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you.
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: I've seen your work.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: It's really good.
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: McKenzie, my daughter, was very into it. And it's a
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: very good activity to do with a child. But after
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: a while, you have about 20 things.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: And it's very expensive after a while.
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: You might as well buy a kid Dior shoes because.
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: And I was always just like, we need to spend
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: an hour and a half here. Why is your work
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: done in 12 minutes?
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: I went last week. My daughter painted three fucking things
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: because she finishes it in a minute. You know, just
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: slap some paint on it. I'm like, no, you got
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: to work hard. You got to do better than that,
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: you know, because I can't afford five of these fucking things. So, yeah.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: And then you have to wait and pick them up.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: $ 270 later, we were like, I should have just bought
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: her Dior sneakers. Yeah, so I'm not good.
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: I think that you can go. I think the dollar
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: store is gone now, right?
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: It's gone. You get Michael's Art Supply has like ceramic stuff. Yeah,
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: you could. But then you don't get it.
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: It's not as fun.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: You don't put it in the kiln or whatever it's called.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: And it'll get glossy. It brightens up the end.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay, this is a crazy story. It's one of
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: my favorite types of stories when a woman hires a
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: person to kill her husband that she's thinking of divorcing
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: and he has no clue. So this guy, Aaron Goodwin,
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: he has a show called Ghost Hunters.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: Ghost Adventures.
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: Ghost Adventures.
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: And his wife, who he married in 22, has just
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: been arrested. She's on $ 100, 000 bail, but she's behind bars.
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: And she was talking to someone in prison. to hire someone,
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: so he was gonna get somebody to go kill this guy.
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: And she was corresponding with him and they found his
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: compensated phone. They always have these phones, these guys. So
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: he was able to text message the hit man and everything.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: And she said, I'll pay $ 11, 515, kind of a weird amount.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: She'd already given a $ 2, 500 deposit to the hitman.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: And, of course, they caught it, caught on to it before.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: And he had no clue. And she had provided him
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: the hitman and the guy in jail that was hiring
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: the hitman, the middleman. She had provided him with, like,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: you know, his schedule, what hotels he'd be at. all
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: this stuff, filming schedule. Yeah. And, you know, of course
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: her defense was, oh, I was just fantasizing about it.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: I was just talking, oh, you're talking to someone in prison?
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: And they weren't even, like, separated.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: So, I mean, total shock, like, totally blindsided. Like, he
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: completely thought everything was fine. And the fact that he
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: works on a show about ghosts when she wanted him to, like,
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: be a main character soon and be a ghost.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: She was probably like, go kill him now. Be careful.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: He's surrounded by ghosts. Everywhere he goes.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: I love a hired hitman type story.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: How do you even find a hit? Like, where do
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: you go? I guess you talk to somebody in prison
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: and they have people on the outside.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: I always feel, though, they're so– it always seems like
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: in all the cases that I've kind of covered and
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: been enthralled with, they're always hard to convict. Because you're always,
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: if the person lived.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: Because they're always like, oh, I was just joking or
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: I was just playing. I was just talking to somebody.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: I didn't really mean it. But when there's money exchanged.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: Yes. Had they exchanged money yet?
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: The $ 2, 500 deposit.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow. Yeah. That's beyond fantasy at that point. She's
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: just joking.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: That's why she's, you know, $ 100, 000 bail.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: And it's not like he's going to bail her out.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: And just what? Ugh. It's just so awful when you
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: think about it.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: You're like– Yeah.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: I mean, really? You're not thinking about this guy's mother
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: or his brother or the production crew of Ghost Adventure?
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: I feel like it's easily traceable too. Like whatever the
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: hitman would do, shoot him or something or– I don't know.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: And you're going to believe someone in prison to like
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: keep your secret. But anyway, that was kind of juicy.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: Speaking of prison, Lori Vallow, world's worst mother. She was
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: on Dateline this weekend. And this got– this one particular
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: clip got sent to me a lot because Keith was like, Lori,
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: you know, she's talking about God. She was the one
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: whose two kids were found dead, buried in her boyfriend's backyard.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: He has been– he is sentenced to death. Right. And whatever,
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: appealing it. She got convicted of the crime of her kids,
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: conspiracy or whatever. Right. She is now going back to
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: trial for the fact that her brother shot and killed
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: her ex-husband.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, yes. I remember that.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: And she's defending herself.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, good.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: And then after that, she has to go to trial
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: for if she had her brother killed. Yeah.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: And she looks like shit, you know, like because, you know,
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: she used to be kind of pretty. She was Mrs.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: Utah or something or ran in that.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: And she's like– She comes off completely insane.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: She's completely insane. And she's one of those people that
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: constantly uses Keith's name. Like, oh, really, Keith? You know
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: that's not true, Keith. And he goes, well, do you
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: think that– is Jesus, you know, in court with you
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: or something? She goes, yeah, he's everywhere.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: I'm his favorite.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: I'm his favorite. But, and so everyone, she goes, I'm joking.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: Of course I'm not his favorite, but I am. So
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: everyone said that to me because of my famous joke
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: before I fainted, which was clearly Jesus loves me the most.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: So now I'm up there with Lori Vallow with my
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: fucking comments.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: Your kids are still alive though.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: So you got that going for you.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 4: Yes. It is.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: You're better than her. You're better than her.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: She was so strange. So of course she's like, it's
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: a lot of work, but yeah, well, of course she,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: Of course she wants to represent herself because she's like
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: the biggest thirst bucket and so incredibly clueless. Not at
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: all like sad that her kids are dead.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: No, that's always a weird one.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: They're not even sad. They're not even like every day
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: I yearn to hold my child again.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: Nothing.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: She's just like.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: Well, she's obviously psychotic. So, you know, she doesn't have
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: the same thoughts that regular people have. I mean, it's wild.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: Psychotic but not mentally ill enough to get off.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: Wasn't she like... For a long time, the kids were
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: missing and they were vacationing in Hawaii.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: For a long, like years, right?
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: And just ignoring people.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: No, it wasn't years. It was like months.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay. Yeah.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: But yeah, it was the strangest story.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, I forgot all about these two.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: Blake and... Okay, so this one is going around. This
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: is from Tim.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: Okay, or clout chat media. I'm not sure who's all
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: doing this. But this video I've seen go around.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: Yes, I've watched it as well.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: It's other footage of like paparazzi filming them film their movie.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: It ends with us. And she's wearing the double camouflage outfit.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: I think it was when they were like, it was
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: after their first date or something. And they're kissing. And
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: you can see that she is, And the kiss is good.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: I thought they had great chemistry in the stupid movie.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: I really thought they had good chemistry, which I think
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: Ryan Reynolds did too, which pissed him off. But she
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: bites the bottom of Justin's lip. So people are saying, look,
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: she's the aggressor. She's doing things that were not choreographed
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: with the intimacy coordinator. So I think it's hard in
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: the video to see that she's doing that. And so
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: what if she does? Because that's like a sexy thing
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: to do. Right. but still it doesn't go along with
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: what she claimed happened on set. So I've shared my opinion.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: What do you think is going to happen? Where are
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: you now with all of this, your opinion?
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I don't know how, I feel like
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: it's just time where, but at this point, I feel
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: both of them need to just say, let's agree to
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: go our separate ways, drop the lawsuits and move on
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: with our careers. People will forget quickly. For with him,
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: Especially because I don't think people really know him as
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: well as they know her. So he could go back
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: to directing and be fired.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: But you know he got fired from the Pac-Man job.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: I heard. But that was during– that was early on
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: when this story now has taken a bunch of different turns.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: But think how bitter you would be if someone accused
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: you of something you didn't do.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: Your job is just launching as a director your career.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: And you get fired from it and your agent drops you.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: And now you're in this where all these content creators
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: are pulling up stuff to help your case.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: And your partner at Wayfair has got a lot of money.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: So he's like, we're going the distance.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: I mean, here's the thing. She started it.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: She started it.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: So he would have to agree to drop it, which
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: I don't think is a terrible idea. Do we really
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: want to go through this till March 26th?
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: No, you don't.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: We'll see. We'll see. I think, you know, someone has
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: to make the move, either Blake or him, to say,
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: is there some type of settlement for us just to
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: go back and be artists and never fuck with each
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: other again? But I think he would need her to say, I...
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: In reflection, I was never, by the definition of sexual harassment,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: I was never sexually harassed by Justin Baldoni.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: And therefore, I am dropping my initial case. And then
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: he could say, I really appreciate that she said that.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: And in respect for everybody involved, I too am dropping
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: my case. And then they give him also, they pay
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: for all of his legal fees or whatever. That's what
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: I think would have to happen. And I don't think
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: it's going to happen.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: I mean, in a way, Blake Lively saved us from
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: having to watch a Pac-Man movie. So that's good. You know,
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: that's something. Let's give her some love. A little silver
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: lining there.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's give her some respect.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: Also, she's now out promoting another movie with Anna Kendrick.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: A Simple Favor 2. Yeah.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: And I don't know if it's because you're hearing so
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: much about her and whether she's annoying or not annoying.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: That's up to you to decide. But some of these
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: press conferences, I'm like, oh. She comes off just so
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: a lot, like a lot.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: Like I said this on the other show, she, Hilaria,
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: and Blake Hilaria and Meghan Markle need to go have
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: a boring off.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: Go need to have a boring off and see who
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: is voted most boring. Yeah. Yeah. Because they all just...
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: It's even.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know if boring is even the right word.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: It's just kind of... I wouldn't put... For her, definitely.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: She's in some sort of weird... Just like.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: Like you think she's funnier than she is.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: All that. All that.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: I can't really. I don't have a word for it.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: But just outside of annoying. But it's not. She's not annoying.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: But annoying. You know what I mean?
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: I can't really. But it's. Yeah. It's a lot. Like
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: I just. Anna Kendrick is just like. You see. She's like.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: Oh my God. Is she ever going to stop?
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: There was some weird connection to that I recently saw
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: that I can't remember about. When Ben Affleck was doing
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: The Town, she was in The Town. There was rumors
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: that they had an affair. He was married to Jennifer
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: Garner at the time. Jennifer Garner had some other connection
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: to like Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Reynolds was married to Scarlett Johansson,
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: who's now married to Colin Jost. And now Justin Baldoni
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: is now executive producer of– Scarlett Johansson's directorial debut. Like
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: it is just like everybody like kind of being like
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: getting each other back. It's just a total web.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: Amazing.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: Good luck to everybody.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: These two annoyings. Oh. Will Smith and Jada Pinkett. So
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: Will Smith was on stage doing some singing thing with
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: some hot Latina.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: A few weeks ago. And they ended up in a
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: sexy kiss.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: What is everybody kissing everybody?
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: I'm in here. And this is a small article and
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: no one cares, but it was national napping day. And
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: Jada posted a photo of him napping and all the
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: kids around being like, look at our dad. And I
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: was just like, I completely forgot about their whole annoying
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: fake open marriage.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: I really did too.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: And like, or back in the day when everyone was
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: just like couple goals and they'd wear matching outfits, but she'd,
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: You know, and their height difference and my bonus son
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: and the red table talk.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, remember that?
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: And the grandma's wisdom.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: Grandma Pinkett Smith. Yeah.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: And Willow's wisdom who, you know, didn't get past the
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: fourth grade. And what the fuck happened?
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: I know. Red table talk.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: No one cares. I remember I like.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: The book came out. She had a book.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: I read some of the book. And she was such
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: a bitch because he like planned her a birthday party.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: And then she turned it around and said, the birthday
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: party was for you. And I'm like, again, no one
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: has ever planned me a birthday party. And if someone did,
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: I don't care if the food sucked. It was awful.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: I'd be like, I can't believe you planned me a
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: surprise birthday party. And it wasn't even a surprise. He
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: was planning it with her knowledge. And then she put
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: him in the hot seat and was like, say it,
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: say it. And he goes, it was my narcissism that
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: made me plan the party, Jada. I wanted people to
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: think I was a good husband. That's right. That's right.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: And I was like, ah, you are a fucking monster.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was such a weird time. But was that
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: a COVID thing too?
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: I just feel like they are never coming back. Now,
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: I thought he would come back.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: And I just feel like people are like, there's other
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: people that can do that job. There's other people who
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: can kill an alien, be an astronaut, do whatever.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: And movie stars are kind of a thing of the past.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: There really is no movie star.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: Nobody's running. Yeah, no one's running because so-and-so is in
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: a movie.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we got to go see the Schwarzenegger movie. Those
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: days are kind of over.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: Anyway, yeah, that's a very interesting one. I forgot all
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: about them. You need somebody on this. Remember the grandma
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: Pinkett Smith? She would just sit at the red table
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: and just go, oh, child. That's right. Yeah, yeah. You
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: need somebody like that.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: When she shamed him for planning the party, which I
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: will just never get over, the daughter was agreeing with
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: the mom.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: And so was the mother-in-law. And I was just like,
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: none of you would have any of this if it
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: wasn't for Will Smith. And he has to sit at
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: this fucking Facebook show on the red table and be
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: torn to pieces because he threw you a $ 50, 000 birthday
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: party that you decided was too much. The jealousy between
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: them of both being stars was so gross.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: And they're still together, right?
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: And then he had to sit across from her while
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: she explained why she fucked Will Smith. His son's best friend.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: What was his name? Oh, God, I'm trying to think
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: of my tongue.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: The friend.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: The friend that, well, it was an entanglement.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: Entanglement with.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: It was an entanglement. And she said, and then I
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: had an entanglement. He's like, yeah, you did, Jada.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: Entanglement.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: And she's like, you know, no, you know, she was
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: helping him.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: But the kids are still out there like on red
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: carpets and stuff.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: You know how like sometimes back in the day. And
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: I feel like this doesn't happen that much. August.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: Entanglement with August. That's what it was.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: I hope it happened during August. Like, it was one
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: of those things where, like, the kid wasn't getting along
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: with his parents or something. So he was, like, living
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: at the Pinkett Mansion or whatever, the Will Smith Mansion. And,
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: you know, he was, like, 24. He wasn't, like, 17.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: But still, like, all I can think about is, like,
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: the mom, the real mom, Sheree or whatever- of the
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: Trey stepson. Like she must have been like on the
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: phone with her friends going, girl, did you hear what
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: the fuck is happening with my ex and Jada? Jada
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: fucked my son's friend. And it's all over the news
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: that there's this perfect couple because like, I mean, that
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: is annoying if you're like wife number one. Right. And
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: forever they're on the red carpet, always wearing matching yellow
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: outfits and all this. And on Oprah where she's just
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: kissing their asses as America's greatest couple and she's the
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: greatest stepmother and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Ugh.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: I always– they always irritated me. Not so much him
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: but her.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: And– oh, the other thing someone said, when are we
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: going to start bringing up all the inauthentic Hollywood men?
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: Why are women so obsessed with attacking the Megans and
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: the Hilarias and the J-Lo's and all this? Right. I agree.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: Let's get them. And even Jennifer.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: Garner who would call the paparazzi to go to the
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: Coldwater Park when she had a place sit in her backyard, whatever. Yeah.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Aren't they all like, I don't know. No,
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: but I think it's what I said before. I think
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: women just are overly critical of other women and men
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: don't care.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: You know, men will be like, ah, he's a douche.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: He's a dick.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: That's about it.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: They don't really expound on it. And you're like, why
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: is he a douche or a dick? And they're like,
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I just had a feeling.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would agree with that.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: I mean, I feel all the people we mentioned here today.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: Do you feel like you have good– are you one
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: of those guys?
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: Do you have your dick radar?
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: Yes, because I feel like my brother-in-law, Shannon's husband.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: There's been times where then years later the guy turns
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: out to be a dick or the couple gets divorced.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: And my sister will say, you know, Michael never liked him.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: And I go, he didn't? We had dinners. We had this.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: She goes, no, right from the start. He was like, meh. Yeah.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: Like I was a dick.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, what is that? There's like a gift
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 2: I think certain guys have.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: I like to think that I have it as well.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: I think you have it.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: However, what I do is I just assume everyone's a
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: douche or dick until you prove me otherwise.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: So that kind of works too because 90% of the
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: time you're right, especially in the worlds I travel.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: But I don't really see anybody anymore. I really don't.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: I was thinking of So, you know, you see you
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: from time to time. That's about it. Okay.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 2: About this naked woman. Now, you travel a lot on
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: the planes. A naked woman was removed from the Southwest
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: plane in Houston.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: I tell my theory on this.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 2: In which you're going to Houston on Sunday.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: Sunday night.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: So tell me, what is the story behind this and
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: what is your theory?
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: Well, I heard that she got up, you know, I
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: think before the plane took off and took off all
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: her clothes.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: Like in the aisle or like in the bathroom?
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: In the aisle, went up to the front. Yeah.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: And was it an attractive body or not attractive body?
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, decent boobs as far as I
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: could see. I don't think, you know.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: All right. I'm just wondering. Was she 80 or was
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: she like.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: No, she wasn't 80.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: But she was.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: All right. Yeah.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: She wasn't 22 either.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: Got it.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But anyway, it was just crazy. And I feel
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: like there's so much more of this on planes. I
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: don't know if it's people just filming it more. Yes.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: I have a theory. I shouldn't say someone actually mentioned
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: it to me and it does make sense. What is happening,
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: I believe, is edibles. Edibles.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 4: Good point.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: Here's what's happening. That's why people are losing their minds
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: on planes more often.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: They're taking the edible before they get on the flight
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: because they're nervous or whatever the case may be. They're
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: fine getting on the plane because a lot of people go,
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: how did you let that person on the plane if
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: they were that crazy?
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: They weren't that crazy yet.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't let a drunk on.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know anything about edibles. I don't really do
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: that kind of thing. I don't do them either.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: I don't do either.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: Someone mentioned it to me and I'm like, that's a
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: pretty interesting theory.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, that makes a lot of sense.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So they get on and then the edible kicks in.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: And maybe they're new to it or they took too
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: much or they don't know. And their reaction is taking
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: my top off or freaking the fuck out. And I'm like, yeah,
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: that does make sense. Now you're a half hour into
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: the flight and you're freaking out. So maybe it's that.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: Because they're not drunk. It seems more than drunk. So
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: what could it be? I don't know. Everybody's now doing,
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: what do they call it? Microdosing of the mushrooms and
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: the edibles and all that. kind of stuff. And some
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: people have different reactions to shit. So, you know, some
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: people can chill out and do a podcast and some
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: people take their top off on a Southwest flight to Houston.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: Well, here's another one. This girl, she went viral. She
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 2: was in Brazil and because someone filmed her refusing to
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: let a crying baby have her window seat.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 2: I always choose the window seat. I like the window seat.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: I used to.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: I like to be tucked away.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: Even though I feel guilty and I have to get
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: up and go to the bathroom, I prefer it to
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: the aisle. I don't know why I like it. You
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 2: don't like the window now?
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: Not anymore. I used to love it. And now I
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: feel very claustrophobic, a little closed in sometimes where I'm like,
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: now I got to go aisle. Yeah.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 2: So I can't do it. Well, would you let– have
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: you ever been asked to change seats?
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: I have a few times.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: But like for, you know, husband sitting next to the
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: wife or whatever. If it's the same seat, I have
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: no problem with it. If it's like not too far
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: back or– Right. Or whatever. And still an aisle. But
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: if like somebody says, can you do a middle seat
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: for your aisle?
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: But have you ever been asked and turned down and
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 2: said no?
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: I've only been asked I think twice. And you accommodated.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: And it was for husband and wife and I accommodated
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: both times. And we've asked once with our, my wife
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: and my daughter were in a seat and I was
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: in another seat. And the guy was like, yes. And
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: I'm like, great. I thought I was going to have
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: a peaceful flight.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: I always remember that. Remember when James Corden got a
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: lot of shit, like it turned out that he was
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 2: like a dick or whatever. There was a story that
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 2: went around that someone said, I was on a plane
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: with James Corden and there was a woman struggling with
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: a small child and it was first class or whatever.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 2: And he was just such a dick, like rolling his
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: eyes and everything. And at the end of the flight,
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 2: I realized it was his wife and child.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: Oh my, oh, that's funny. He was like, yeah.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 2: And he was not helpful and acting like he didn't
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: know them. And I was like, oh my God. Now
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: that's true. That was just story read. So Giselle had
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 2: her baby and is on a yacht with the karate instructor.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 5: Good.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: Or jihitsu or whatever it is.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: Living her life.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: And stomach bikini again.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, yeah. Look at that. She's back. Well, she's
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: a supermodel.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: There you go. Now she's the star of the show.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 2: And good for her.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Is that his name?
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: Do you think Tom Brady has any regrets?
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: Tom Brady's doing fine. He's doing fine.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know. You don't hear about him with any women.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: There was different. Ivanka Shank was rumored for a minute.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: But I haven't heard anything lately. He's out there working,
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: you know?
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 2: I feel like Amrata is probably going to have to
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 2: walk next to him and just get like a page
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: six article. She's died down.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: She's died down a little bit.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: I mean, she's still out there. Still at the Vanity
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: Fair party.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 2: Still dating people.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: Boobs out.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: Her and Julia Fox.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: Julia Fox.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: I'm always like, what are the two of them doing
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: besides just showing up and getting photographs? Good for them.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: We're still talking about them.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: Somebody's.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: You got to wear cellophane to a party, but yeah.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: With like roots underneath it. She had like. At the
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: Vanity Fair party, she had like ivy.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 2: No, she had a long wig covering the clitoris. Oh,
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 2: was that what it was?
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: Yes. I thought it was roots.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: No, it was like her hair going like an Adam
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: and Eve kind of a look. Oh.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I thought it was tree roots.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: I do imagine just like being invited to a party
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 2: and then being like, okay, hi. Hi, Juan. Can you
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: come over and bring your cellophane, your old wigs?
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: And I have to go wear this weird outfit. Otherwise,
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 2: there's no point in me going to this party.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And that was all a spinoff.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: I have nothing else going on.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, I didn't get invited to any of
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: the Oscars.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: I didn't go to anything.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: No. Nothing.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 2: No jealousy at all.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: No, not anymore. Parties?
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: Late night? I remember, and I think maybe you did
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 2: it with me once. Once or twice, E had an
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: after party.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: Party.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: So we would watch the Oscars and then sit and
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: then rip on it.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: I just talked about it with Brad. On Oscar night,
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: Brad and I were texting back for Brad Wallach, for
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: those of you who don't know. We were texting back
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: and forth about it because I had forgotten all about it.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 2: I did it twice, I think.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: We did it together. It was me, you, Sarah Colonna,
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: Brad Wallach. And remember, Brad had taken some pill or
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: something because he had a bad back.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: Brad was like, what are these people on a plane?
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. And it hit right when they were like,
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: and action live.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: And I remember one of them was the worst Oscars ever.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: It was the Anne Hathaway.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: And- James Franco.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 2: Franco night where he like came out as Marilyn Monroe.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: It was just torturous.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: And we couldn't get any celebrities because they're all like
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: going to the parties who were just like yelling at
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: people from afar. No, no, no.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: Then we sat down after and like ripped on it.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And- And I remember Jason Kennedy sat down with
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: us for a minute, nice guy, sweetheart of a guy.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: It was actually like a real e-host. And he was
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: just like, what is– because we all had been drinking
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: for quite some time. And he was like, what is
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: going on here?
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: Wait, I have something amazing to tell you. So I
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 2: remember during that time, I had like a pretty decent
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: management team that acted all excited like I was going
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 2: to be the next Ellen, right? Well, I'm like– oh,
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 2: someone else has said, I'm so sick of hearing about
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 2: Chelsea Lately. Well, sorry, it was eight years of my
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: adult working life. I also talk about USC, my childhood,
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: and my parents. So, sorry.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: The only reason- Stories.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: It's stories, and I'm with Chris, and they're stories.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you're anything like me, but- Yeah.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: People say the same thing to me. They're like, enough
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: with the Chelsea Laces. And the only reason, I know,
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: I get it. But the only reason is because it's
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: the last time I was around people. You know what
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: I mean? I haven't had a real job. You, same thing.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: We do this, but this is a very solitary lifestyle.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: There were 200 people on that show. We were constantly
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: with them. So I don't know. It's my last memory
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: of social interaction.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 2: So anyway, this manager. So we do one of those
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: things or whatever. And then they go. And there was
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 2: also like a pre one that I did with like
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 2: Lonnie Love. Like I'd be there at like 12 o'clock.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 2: It was Oscars, Emmys, whatever that shit was. He was
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 2: the only place doing red carpets. Yeah. And so they
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 2: were like, oh, they're offering you a contract for the next, whatever,
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 2: four years of these things to do this. And you know,
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 2: the money was never good. It was like, whatever, $ 600.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 2: you know, but they want to like nail you for it.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 2: And I was like, okay, great. And then my manager
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 2: was like, no, I mean, you could be doing this
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 2: with Mario Lopez one day. If you sign this, then
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: we can't, you know, pitch you to like Access Hollywood
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 2: and all this stuff. So I remember I went to
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 2: a party. I can't believe I'm telling this. Like, this
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 2: is an embarrassment, but this is why when people get
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 2: management and stuff, they have to just also be like,
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: Hold on. Is this– like who– I don't remember my
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 2: manager's name. Like they were– no one had seen.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: Me neither.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 2: And it doesn't matter because none of this would have–
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 2: it wouldn't have lasted past Chelsea Lately anyway because we
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 2: were all banned from E!
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: After that.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 2: But whatever. And the guy is like, wait, why aren't
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: you signing the contract? And I'm like, well, I don't know.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 2: I mean like what if there's a– I think I
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 2: need more money because like what if like Mario wants it.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: Mario Lopez comes calling.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And then– And then he's like, well, Kelly Osbourne
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 2: signed it. And I go, they got a couple drinks in.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 2: And I go, I'm not Kelly Osbourne. I'm Heather fucking McDonald.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 4: Oh, oh.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: Well, look at you now.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 2: Look at me now. Well, I've never been asked back
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 2: to eat. Yeah. Well, they asked me back one time,
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 2: and then they realized I had been banned. And then
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 2: they said, you can't come for your two other days.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, I remember.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 2: Nightly pop or whatever.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but look, all this shit's gone. Oh, it doesn't matter.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 2: It all doesn't matter. But I was like— And you're
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 2: down at.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: Your sorority talking to young kids about Korea.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 2: And I did. And when I did my little speech—
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 2: I said, you know what? I watched the SNL 50
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 2: and I told my story of how I was supposed
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 2: to audition and my pilot got picked up for MTV
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 2: and then I was supposed to go back. And at
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: that point, I had little kids and I didn't. And
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: I watched that, parts of it, and there wasn't one
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 2: ounce of me that's like, wow, what would my life
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 2: have been like had I done that at 28 years
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 2: old or whatever. Yeah. So yeah, it all, like it
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 2: all works out. You just don't know.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 4: And then you have a funny story to tell where
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 4: I was a cocky asshole that was, but it was
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 4: because this manager that then of course, like, was, you know,
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 4: a couple years later.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 2: I don't even remember their name and I never heard
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 2: from them again.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've had a couple. Oh, I mean, what a nightmare.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: Just the things you go through. And now the business
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: has changed so much that you've landed on your feet
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: on your own. You don't know. You're on the Daily
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: Pop still. I mean, where are those people now?
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 2: Wow. Well, that's exciting, Chris.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 2: Let's talk about like, you know, after being so sugar-coated.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, I couldn't believe what she wore, you know, like, oh,
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: shut up.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 2: I actually liked the color.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 2: You know, this is a, it's more of a mustard.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 2: It's more of a gray poupon. Oh, shut up, you
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 2: silly goose. Anyway, Chris. The worst. Love you.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 2: Cover to cover.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 1: Cover to cover is a podcast I do. Everyone loves it.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: Everyone loves it.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 2: They do.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: America loves it.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 2: Tell everybody where they can see you live all across
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 2: the country.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: You can see me in Detroit this weekend. Detroit, House
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: of Comedy in Detroit, Friday and Saturday. And then, of course,
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: Houston on Sunday night. The Punchline in Houston. Franjola. I'll
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: be at the Ontario Improv right here in Los Angeles.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 2: Lovely.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: And March 20th, Ontario Improv. So many more. I got
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: Nashville Zanies coming up in May. I have Tampa Side Splitters,
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 1: Dania Beach Improv. So much more. Roseville Theater in Minneapolis
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 1: and on and on and on. Everything's on frangiola.fun.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 2: And it is fun.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 4: It is.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 2: It is.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: It's fun.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 2: And then also, if you want to get a light
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 2: affixed in your neighborhood, you can also DM- You.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: Had to see the thing. I mean, I'm going to
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 1: be a politician in my, in my neighborhood. Could you
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: imagine the things I'm going to have to go through to.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 2: I often sometimes think about running for office.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You don't, you don't need this trouble.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 1: That's what I've heard. People get into it and then
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: they'll realize they can't, you know.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 2: I realized that when I was doing the school stuff
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 2: and I would be like having all these ideas of
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 2: how to make things better.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, but you're not doing it. So shut
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 2: the fuck up.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Unless you're going to go in there and get
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 2: your hands dirty. We don't want to hear why you
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 2: think marshmallow ghosts should be replaced with snowmen.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 2: Like, we don't care, Heather. You know? And I was
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 2: just like, oh, you know what would be a better
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 2: snack as if I know how to make the snack.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: Right. Anyway.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 2: No wonder they hated me.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: I'm out there. I'm getting things fixed, getting problem solved
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: in my neighborhood.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 2: Such a delight as always.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 2: Everybody, go to HeatherMcDonald.net. Join my Patreon. I'm going to
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 2: start adding some insider video stuff that you can't get
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 2: anywhere but there. So thank you.