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THE GRISWALDS ARE BACK! CLARK, ELLEN AND KINK! · CALL ME MISTRESS

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  None. Hi, welcome to the latest
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  episode of Mistress Mia's Dungeon.
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  I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and it's just me today with two
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  fabulous people, the Griswolds. I've got Ellen and Clark, and we
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  have been talking, we've been talking about the swinger
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  lifestyle. We've been talking dirty about
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  dirty poop holes and people passing out fucking and all
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  sorts of weird, funny, crazy shit.
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  So Yep, we're going to get down to business.
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  We're ready, we're ready. All right, so guys, how did you
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  start in this lifestyle and why the fuck would you want to be a
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  swinger? I will let Ellen answer that.
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  All right. Got a wild hair at my ass I
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  guess. Well, visiting the dungeon was a
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  good start and after exploring some fun sexual time in the
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  dungeon for two hours that first time, it just progressed from
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  there and really enjoyed the the kinky side of it.
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  And here we are today. So was it been two years now?
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  Two years now. Since we first met Mistress Mia.
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  Which is is a weird thing. When people meet us, they're
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  like, y'all like the first year, they're like, y'all have only
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  been doing this for a year. We're like, yeah, They're like,
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  really? Y'all were like old pros.
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  Yeah, we were. Scared.
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  Yeah. We were scared to death at
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  first, but now, you know, really gotten through our groove.
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  Yep, and the stories we have to tell y'all.
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  You know what I noticed it was like that, that first couple, it
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  was kind of like you bonded with the first couple, yes, and you
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  know, and they seem to like fit you and it was kind of like your
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  great intro. Yes, they were a really good
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  couple. Yeah, they were very patient
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  with us because at first we did soft swap.
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  We did a soft swap first. After.
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  Explain the soft swap they some people don't know.
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  It that couple was super patient was because we, we even had like
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  two or three dates before we even decided on soft swap.
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  So with soft swap, we decided, we decided for that's where you
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  do oral play and it can either be with just the guy or or the
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  guy and girl. And that night we did guy and
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  girl oral play. And then when it was time for
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  sex, you have sex with your with your partner.
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  So that's soft swap. Am I leaving out anything?
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  With that, no, that's exactly it.
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  It's like it's oral and then when it comes to penetration,
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  it's with your partner only. OK.
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  And then right after that we had a really great time.
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  And then that was my first time eating out a girl, which was, I
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  don't know better. Yeah, like it's my first time
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  not doing anything with a guy, so I didn't want to do that.
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  And after that, the guy said, do you think you'll possibly do
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  full swap next time? And you're like, yes, we yes.
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  So we did full swap next time and the dungeon was our first.
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  In the dungeon, yes. Swap.
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  Oh my God, was that the? No, that was that wasn't the
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  incident. No.
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  Are you sure? No, not the first I.
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  Think it was no. That was like another time, but.
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  Are you OK? Yeah, well.
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  Why don't you just tell everybody?
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  Oh, OK. All right.
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  I mean, just just say it. They're not going to know your
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  faces. OK, OK, so you're good.
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  The incident that we are talking about is and and, and Ellen is
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  right. This was our second time in the
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  dungeon of that couple, which they were a really good couple.
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  They like they were so patient with this.
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  They just, they just let us alone like little puppies
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  because we were lost. Yeah, but so we were into the
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  dungeon. We were.
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  Can I can I just say something wrong?
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  OK, so the cool thing about the husband of our first couple is
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  it was super important for me to watch.
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  But the other girl? Sorry.
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  It's OK. We're going to go back to edit
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  that. So go ahead.
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  Go ahead. I'm making mark in the the time.
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  Sorry. That's why I put my phone out.
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  Clark and Ellen. Clark and Ellen.
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  You're the motherfucking bris balls.
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  Look at me before you say my name.
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  I'll go, Clark. Clark.
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  This sign that says Clark, that's.
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  What I need? OK, go back to the story there,
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  Ellen do. You want me to start from?
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  Where do you want to start from? You're.
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  OK, you're right. So the guy, the husband of the
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  couple. Yes, thanks for getting hot and
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  heavy. That was our first time with the
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  full swap and it was important to me that I got to see that in
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  action for the first time where my husband was fucking the other
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  woman. So what I loved, what I loved
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  about the the other husband was he stopped me and he turned me
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  around. He said watch, just just watch
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  them. And so he allowed me to just
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  give all my attention to watching my husband give
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  pleasure to that to the other woman.
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  It was one of the most memorable experiences so far that that
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  we've had because watching your husband give pleasure to another
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  woman is just an amazing experience, especially since,
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  you know, you get to go home and take that back home.
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  It's yours. You just, you're just letting
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  the other person borrow it for a little while.
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  So anyway I had to share that. OK.
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  All right, that makes me feel bad.
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  Like I'm like, no, I'm there to fuck her.
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  I don't give a shit. Better do my job do do that
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  required. Very seriously all.
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  Right. Well, good, baby.
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  OK, All right, Well, back to the incident.
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  Oh. Yeah, so.
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  You're in the dungeon. We're in the dungeon and we have
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  Ellen. We've been playing with him for
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  about over an hour. We've been playing for like an
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  hour, hour and a half. And we got Ellen, my wife Ellen,
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  OK, She's over here pointing at her.
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  Me. Did you watch a lot of Christmas
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  Vacation? Fairly not really not.
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  But anyway, so we, we got her on, we got her on the
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  examination table and things were going and I, I grabbed a
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  butt plug. I do like butt plugs.
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  And so I decided that. The door was open.
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  Insert butt plug into Ellen wasn't thinking anything about
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  it, just so we started playing with her.
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  Well, the other partner, the other man that was there, when
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  Ellen has an orgasm, they're really intense, like super
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  intense. Like it's just like she curls up
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  into a ball and so she has her orgasm.
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  Like an atomic bomb. Basically, yeah.
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  So she has her orgasm and I'm looking up at, at the, at the
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  other man. He's like, he's got like a, like
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  he just like he just shot a chicken or killed a deer.
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  He's like, uh oh. And I'm like, what's up?
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  He's like, we got a problem. So I walk up and I'm like, what
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  do you mean he goes, it's gone. Like what do you mean it's gone?
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  He goes, no, it's gone. So I'm looking, I'm looking on
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  the ground for this butt plug. I'm like, oh, she just, she spit
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  it out. And I'm just laying on the on
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  the table, relaxed and in the wonderful ecstasy.
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  So I'm sitting there and she's doing and I and I look over.
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  I'm like, what do you mean it's gone?
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  He goes. It's gone like up insider.
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  He'll it's insider. I'm like oh shit.
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  Clark's pointing upwards. And I'm like.
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  I'm like, I'm like, are you serious?
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  He goes, yeah. And so I walk over to Ellen.
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  I'm like, hey, hey, sweetie, we got a little bit of a problem
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  here. You sucked up the butt plug and
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  you were like, whatever, I'm cool, whatever.
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  And I'm just like, OK, I said. But I'll tell you what, if we
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  got to go to the emergency room, we're going to go to Alabama.
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  Nobody knows this. Nobody.
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  Knows this in Alabama and so but the other, the other the the
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  woman I was with that she's over there freaking out.
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  She's pacing back and forth just like, Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh
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  my God, Oh my God. Well, me and the other gentleman
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  we're, we're, I'm retired military and he was in the
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  military for a hot minute. And I'm like, look, we can
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  figure this out guy, what do you want to do?
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  And so I go, baby, I got to reach up in here.
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  So I stuck my finger up Ellen's butt and I could feel it.
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  And it had turned sideways, guys.
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  And I'm like Jesus, God darn. It like a baby.
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  Like a baby. And so I said, look man, I need
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  you to take your fingers, insert them in her vagina, push down
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  and I'm going to go 3 fingers deep up in there to.
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  Get the bundle. Baby bundle boy down and I'm
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  like, sweetie, you're going to feel a little pressure.
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  And once again she's like, whatever.
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  And so I'm like, all right, let's do it, man.
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  So he gets his fingers in there and I dig my and I got pretty
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  big hands and I get my fingers up in there and I can feel it.
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  And then he pushes down and I grab it and the damn thing is so
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  slippery. But I, I get a hold and I get a
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  hold of the flange. I'm like, Oh my God, I got it.
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  And I'm like, oh shit, this has got to come out.
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  And I'm like, hold on, baby. Popped that sucker out.
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  Popped it out. Everything was good.
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  And the other woman was, like I said, was patient, back and
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  forth pace and back and forth. And she goes.
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  And that's why I don't do butt stuff.
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  Wow, now. How did that feel, Ellen?
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  What were you feeling there? I was so euphoric from the
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  orgasm that I was so relaxed. It really wasn't bothering me.
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  That was perfect. She didn't.
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  She didn't move an edge. I was stunned but.
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  Then we got a gift. We got a gift because of that
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  situation. Oh my God, Yeah, you tell him
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  that one. Oh well, it was my birthday.
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  And if the birthday was, that was it Mia's dungeon.
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  We're having a great time. And so that couple was at our
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  birthday party and Mia gave us gave me a wonderful birthday
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  party. It was everything was just
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  gorgeous and just it was so fun. But anyway, we opened up, I
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  opened up my birthday present and it was a glow in the dark
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  butt plug. And they gigantic blow in the
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  dark butt plug that. Was about 3 inches.
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  It wasn't. Too bad.
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  The diameter, Yeah, yeah. Lengthwise, 3 inches.
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  Girth wise, yeah. OK.
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  And they had an and they had inscribed at the bottom of it
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  the date that it happened and it and it said we have a problem.
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  We have a problem and that butt plug to this day sits up on our
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  night stand right next to our TV.
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  Yeah, with a with a picture. There's a cool part is that
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  night, It's like a night light at night.
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  When you turn the lights off, there's that butt plug going up
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  there. It's like that commercial we
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  keep, we keep the light on for. You keep the light on for you
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  'cause it is huge, people. That thing is huge.
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  OK, so we talk about a lot about stuff.
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  OK, Ellen's gagging on her drink right now, but you know, you did
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  some gagging yourself when when you all decided you're going to
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  have a a little like kind of orgy.
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  On the Oh the Saint, the Saint Patrick's Day Massacre.
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  Yes, there you. Go the Saint Patrick's Day
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  Massacre. There was 6.
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  Of you that was at our house for Saint Patrick's.
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  Day. Yep.
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  So we basically had our first little, I guess we called it an
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  orgy. Yeah, there is.
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  There's an orgy 3. Couples.
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  Three couples, yeah. Massacre describes something
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  really distinctive. It.
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  Went great and that it ended bad.
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  It ended bad and what happened was is we had some people that
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  drank a lot and some people did edibles.
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  Too much. Too many edibles and I guess
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  when you do edibles, certain things happen to your bowels.
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  And what happened was, is Ellen was going around the room
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  servicing all the guys and just having her good old time.
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  And I'm over there, I'm, I'm doing what I'm supposed to do.
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  And then one of the girls over there has an orgasm.
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  And then the guy, I am cursed with a nose.
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  I can smell things. And so I'm sitting here having
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  sex with this one lady. And I'm like, what in God's name
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  who shit themselves? And I'm.
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  Like. But I kept on going.
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  I'm like, I cannot be the only one that thinks this.
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  I cannot be the one that smells this.
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  And then so I get dumb. It's the one girl and I call
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  Ellen over. I'm like, hey, come on over.
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  And Ellen comes over and she gets down to my Dick and she's
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  like, whoa, come to the bathroom.
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  And I'm like, what's wrong? She's like follow me to the
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  bathroom. And so as I'm walking to the
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  bathroom, guys, I look down at my arm and there is a fucking
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  turd on my arm. And if anybody has ever seen
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  that movie, a bachelor party where the guy goes running and
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  screaming in the bathroom to take a shower, that was me.
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  I was, I was like, Oh my God, get it off.
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  And I'm like, shit, no more. No shit.
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  And then she she goes back out while I'm in the bathroom
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  screaming. They're asking the guys are in
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  the bedroom on our bed saying are you, are they OK in there?
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  They were good. That's OK.
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  You're OK. Oh my God.
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  I. Can't.
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  Sorry. Oh, pause it again.
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  Clark, you're OK. Clark.
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  Clark. Go ahead.
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  Clark just needs a shower. Yeah, you, you said that I just
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  just that need a little bit of time to myself to get things
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  straightened out and I did. I scrubbed from head to toe,
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  head to toe, scrubbed the skin off my pecker.
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  I'm not going to lie to. You.
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  I really probably thought it was you.
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  No. No, no.
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  Well, it was a tie between which?
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  Which girl it was. And we narrowed it down to we
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  know who it was because when that other couple left, the
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  other couple stayed and we played with her again.
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  And really, if you were to do that, you wouldn't want no way
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  to play with you again. Yeah.
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  Yeah, so, you know, we're saying all these, we don't want to
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  scare everybody away from from playing around.
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  There's a. Lot no no.
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  Here's the rule. Don't be high and don't be drunk
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  and don't shit on your other partners.
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  And if you think you got to go, you need to go to the bathroom
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  prior because. Yeah, I wonder if a butt plug
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  would have helped. Or that thing could have shot
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  like a Muslim puts his eye out. Seal the tank or.
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  Seal the tank? Well, that person doesn't do
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  butt stuff, remember? There's benefits to the butt
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  plugs. I don't know.
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  All right, so we talked about stuff.
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  Now we go back to great experiences with your first
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  couple and you go over to their house.
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  You're having a great afternoon in the hot.
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  Tub. In the hot tub.
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  Now I will say this because we talked about this before Ellen
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  and I did over almost two years ago when you really started and
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  you said to me, and I think we're out in the pool at this
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  point. You said, you know, I really
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  wanted to get into, you know, seeing a woman fuck my husband.
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  I really wanted to see that because I wanted to really
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  explore my bisexuality. And here you were doing it after
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  the age of 40 for the first time.
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  Shit after the age of 40. Five.
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  Yeah, Yeah. So I mean, it was kind of like
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  probably mind blowing. You're like I finally get to do.
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  It yeah, it's been a lot of fun with that in that area too, with
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  the the first couple was the first time we did, the first
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  time I kissed a girl, first time I ate out a girl, getting any of
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  that good stuff. You get real quiet when you the.
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  First time I got to kiss and eat other girl and now she's just
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  like no no no like she will pin. Like hi my name is Ellen can I
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  eat your pussy? Fingers.
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  So before you came, Clark, we're sitting here talking, I said,
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  you know, like all fucking swingers, they either got a hot
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  tub, a boat or a or or a pool, you know, because it's all about
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  water. And here's the thing.
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  True. We ain't got no hot tub.
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  We ain't got no boat. Yeah, and.
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  What was the other one again? Yeah, we ain't got no damn pool.
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  I was. Gonna say but you always get
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  into. One, we will find people that
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  have them. Yeah.
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  And that's true. Yeah.
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  Yes. They all.
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  Everybody. Oh my God, that.
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  Oh my God. It's true.
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  It's like the perverts come out because you're doing water play.
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  That's. True.
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  Oh my God, no, I have. It that way.
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  Before I just blew my mind right there, the people we need to
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  play with, one of them's got a boat and got a hot tub.
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  Somebody got a freaking yeah tell a boat.
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  Tell. The people about our hot tub
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  experience that night. This was the best.
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  Oh wait, this was the funny one. All right, so this.
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  Was great. This was so fucking great.
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  I love the story. So we're, we're sitting there,
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  we're hanging out in the hot tub and like see a hot tub is like
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  104° and so and. There's four of them.
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  There's four of us in there and then Ellen and the other lady
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  are getting straight and ready to start to make out and I look.
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  Over we were. Making oh, wait until we were
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  making and I look over at the other gentleman and he's eyes
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  are starting to roll back into his head and I'm like he starts
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  wobbling. I'm like oh crap, man.
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  So I jump up grab him and I'm just like trying to get him out
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  of the hot tubs. Like dude, you're about to hit
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  the heat exhaustion. You've got to get out of this
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  now. So the girls stopped finally and
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  they're like what's wrong? I'm like we've got to get him
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  out. Quit playing.
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  That's right. Thank God I was paying attention
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  so. You were telling me you were
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  like, yeah, they already started fingering pussy.
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  And I'm sitting there trying to watch.
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  I just have to look over and go, oh, shit.
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  And so we, I, we get him out and he's like, what are you doing?
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  I'm like, dude, you're at heat exhaustion.
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  I've seen this before in the military.
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  You've got to get out. Can we?
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  Just call him John so we can say John was like John Doe.
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  John Doe slipping. In the hot tub at this point.
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  So we we get him out, we get him upstairs and then I thought
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  everything was done. I did because they had their
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  older children there. And the next thing I know, she's
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  like, well, we, we can still do something.
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  I'm like, no, no, we can't. Our friends said that our
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  friends so we can still play if that's all right.
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  And John Doe was laying down on the bed, resting.
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  And I said, he can't. I was like, he needs to rest.
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  I mean, he's he's at heat exhaustion, so he can't do
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  anything. And I was like, are you OK with
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  that? He's like, do it.
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  You, you had two women to play with.
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  I know that was hard for. You it was hard.
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  You know, it's harder than you think You got you got to spend
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  time with one, make sure you're not like ignoring the other one.
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  Go back to that one. You only.
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  Have two hands. Only two hands, one little pack.
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  One penis. I mean, we could do so much.
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  That's that's you. Girls don't get it.
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  I mean, for, for a guy, if you're doing a three-way and
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  it's just you and two girls, you got to keep going.
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  You can't like ignore one, go back to the other one and then
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  ignore the oh, now you're ignoring me and you're like, oh
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  crap, what do I do? And then your pepper quits
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  working and you're like, oh, shit.
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  Next thing you know, they're just eating one another out.
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  You're in the corner just sucking your thumb.
• 19:56
  But luckily it wasn't like that, no.
• 19:58
  We were having fun with our friend.
• 20:00
  Yeah, we were having fun. And then he has what's called
• 20:03
  equipment. John does.
• 20:05
  Yes, he pulled it out from under the.
• 20:07
  Bed. Yeah, he's just like, underneath
• 20:08
  that bed is like just a suitcase of sex toys.
• 20:11
  It's hilarious. And he pulls out this vibrator.
• 20:15
  It's huge. I'm 6/1 and damn thing was as
• 20:17
  long as my arm. You said it was like a big old
• 20:19
  back. Massager.
• 20:20
  It was like a big old back massager.
• 20:22
  I mean, you can hit a home room with that sucker, It was that
• 20:24
  big. He plugged it in.
• 20:26
  I swear to God the light's dimmed.
• 20:30
  And so I said, dude, you, you cannot play John.
• 20:32
  He's like, I know I'm good, I'm good.
• 20:34
  I'm I'll sit right here and watch so you.
• 20:36
  Got to jump start a motor. We're using it and, and we're we
• 20:40
  got it on Ellen and she has her orgasms and once again when
• 20:44
  Ellen has her orgasms, she forgets everything.
• 20:49
  So I'm back having sex with with the other lady and then Ellen is
• 20:53
  like picks up the the back massager and just slings it,
• 20:59
  just throws it and I'll say you hear what the hell, Ellen?
• 21:04
  And we look over and she comped him upside.
• 21:06
  They have that jacket. I didn't mean to.
• 21:09
  He was behind us and I was watching you guys and I just got
• 21:12
  into the moment. You did.
• 21:14
  You almost knocked him out. So he had heat stroke and a
• 21:16
  concussion. And then I'm like, no way.
• 21:19
  And then that night he sends us a picture and yes, he had a
• 21:23
  bruise on his skull. And a little sad, but I gave.
• 21:27
  Him, you gave him aftercare. You did.
• 21:29
  So basically you did BDSM to him, you beat him up, you gave
• 21:33
  him, gave him some aftercare, which is the cutest thing I've
• 21:36
  ever. Seen.
• 21:39
  Yeah, Ellen sent me a picture that day.
• 21:41
  And she's like, Mia, you won't believe what we did.
• 21:44
  And I'm like, what did you do, Ellen?
• 21:46
  And so she sent me this, and it was her and John Doe's face side
• 21:50
  by side. And it was the sad face.
• 21:54
  That was a cute picture. It was a really cute picture.
• 21:57
  Yes. And I'm just like, my wife's
• 21:59
  going to kill the motherfucker here soon because Ellen doesn't
• 22:04
  pay attention to nothing when she starts doing things I don't.
• 22:07
  Just. Live in the moment.
• 22:09
  She lives in the moment. She lives in the moment, yeah.
• 22:11
  I was on, yeah. Well, you.
• 22:14
  Know what? What time?
• 22:16
  Oh God, no. One time.
• 22:18
  His arm was out of socket and he was, you know, he was having a
• 22:22
  hard. Time.
• 22:22
  OK, yeah, here's. I was.
• 22:24
  Here's another, Here's another funny story.
• 22:27
  I tore all the ligaments out of my my right shoulder.
• 22:31
  I tore all of them off the bone so it would easily pop out of
• 22:35
  socket. Yeah.
• 22:37
  So we were playing with another couple.
• 22:38
  We were at another, another dungeon.
• 22:41
  And we were in there playing. And Ellen's on top of this, this
• 22:46
  her partner, and she's having a good time.
• 22:47
  And I'm trying to get stupid. And I grabbed the lady's legs
• 22:52
  and I pin them back and my arm slipped and my shoulder came
• 22:56
  completely out of socket, like it was just dangling there.
• 22:59
  My wife Ellen does this. The the poor girl that I'm with,
• 23:04
  she's freaking out. She's like, Oh my God, Oh my
• 23:06
  God, Oh my God. And so the Ellen's like, he's
• 23:10
  fine, Get his ass in the shower, get some hot water on him.
• 23:14
  I'm about to have my orgasm. He'll be just fucking fine.
• 23:17
  And so. And it's not fine either.
• 23:21
  It's dangling out and we go in the bathroom and she's like,
• 23:24
  what do I do? I'm like, turn on the hot water
• 23:26
  and you can hear them in the room still fucking.
• 23:29
  And then and so I got the hot water on it and she's like, what
• 23:34
  are you going to do? I'm like, just turn away.
• 23:37
  And she turns away. And I popped my arm back over
• 23:40
  and I snapped it back into place.
• 23:41
  And the minute I snapped it, you hear a Oh my God.
• 23:47
  And then we look and I'm like, well, she's had hers and we've
• 23:53
  been walking out and I'm like, I'm walking out and I'm looking
• 23:56
  at her and she goes, are you OK? I said, well, apparently you
• 24:00
  are. And she's like, I'm sorry, but I
• 24:04
  had to have mine. So Mama had hers.
• 24:13
  Wow. Helen.
• 24:14
  I know, right? I had to finish.
• 24:18
  I was focused on that Dick. And she was, she's on top, had a
• 24:21
  little vibrator where it was. And she's like fuck all y'all,
• 24:24
  I'm having mine, Mama wants hers, Mama's going to get hers.
• 24:28
  I'm. With you, I'm with you.
• 24:31
  You know, the one thing men can't understand is that when a
• 24:34
  woman is so hyped, hypersensitive, and then they
• 24:37
  get all hyped up with sex and they're ready to have an orgasm
• 24:41
  and then it fucking stops. Oh.
• 24:43
  Well then she is pissed. Well, it's like a form of blue
• 24:46
  balls for us. It is.
• 24:47
  It sucks. It's.
• 24:48
  Horrible it does. But isn't it like easy for you
• 24:51
  guys to get like back there though?
• 24:53
  Not always. Normally it's because we're so
• 24:55
  fucking pissed. Off It's like we.
• 24:57
  Want to punch somebody? It was like, I'm gonna fucking
• 24:59
  kill you, you know? Yeah.
• 25:02
  Yeah, I like it. You gave that look, yes.
• 25:06
  I will get mine. You go, pop your arm back in
• 25:08
  place and we'll be fine. That's not.
• 25:12
  I feel that you feel. That that's not the other time
• 25:15
  it's popped out. It's popped out before, yeah.
• 25:17
  You're you're falling. Apart so it's mixed now it
• 25:21
  doesn't pop out anymore thank God.
• 25:23
  The day before my surgery to get it we went with met with a
• 25:27
  couple and I'm like what the fuck are we doing?
• 25:31
  I'm getting surgery tomorrow at 4:00 in the morning.
• 25:34
  We're up in Mobile, AL and what happens?
• 25:38
  That motherfucker popped out again.
• 25:40
  Oh. My gosh.
• 25:43
  You were horny sea bass. That's the big question.
• 25:47
  That's true. I was like, I got to get
• 25:49
  surgery. What are we doing?
• 25:52
  Oh, we're fucking OK. Sure.
• 25:56
  You're going to be all right, Clark.
• 25:58
  We're good. Yeah, we're good.
• 25:59
  You're. Good, you don't need anything.
• 26:01
  You can get your nut tonight though, don't worry.
• 26:04
  No, I didn't. I didn't.
• 26:08
  That sucker popped out. I was like I'm done, I am done.
• 26:13
  That's the first time we did separate room play.
• 26:14
  Oh wow. That was the first time we did
• 26:17
  separate room play which I'm not a big fan of that but if that's
• 26:20
  what y'all like, do it but. Yeah, we we decided we don't
• 26:23
  really. We don't let.
• 26:25
  We don't let because you can't see what your partner's doing.
• 26:28
  The fun part is like watching you and your partner.
• 26:31
  And like, if you are allowed to videotape you and the other
• 26:37
  couple having sex, it's fun for you to we'll go back home and
• 26:43
  we'll watch the video together. And it's fun to do that and get
• 26:45
  all excited again. And we'll watch that and have
• 26:48
  sex. Or get critiqued by your wife
• 26:50
  going. What were you doing right there?
• 26:52
  I do not. She does.
• 26:53
  She picks on me and goes what are you thinking?
• 26:57
  Thinking with my penis. But yeah, but that story at that
• 27:03
  next day went back, got up at 4:00 in the morning and it got
• 27:07
  my shoulder it. Sure.
• 27:10
  Did I forgot about that God? Yeah, it's been a wild two years
• 27:16
  thanks to meeting Mia. Yep.
• 27:19
  Mia. What?
• 27:19
  What did you say, Mia? You were like within two months
• 27:21
  I'm gonna have her eating pussy. Yeah.
• 27:24
  Exactly. You're right.
• 27:25
  I was. I was.
• 27:27
  I called it. Damn.
• 27:28
  Yeah, good. I call it Yeah, I said.
• 27:32
  I read people really, really well what they like sexually,
• 27:35
  and it's like I really have to block that out for my friends
• 27:38
  and family. I just can't do it.
• 27:40
  See. Yeah.
• 27:41
  I don't want to know. Yes.
• 27:43
  So my thing of it is, you know, you all, I always tell you, I
• 27:48
  said there's there's two types of swingers.
• 27:50
  There's people like you that just have sex with people, to
• 27:54
  have friends, to have fun, to enhance your life, you know,
• 27:57
  just to have fun, you know, going with emotions.
• 28:00
  But then there's couples like we dealt with and I when I when I
• 28:04
  met that one couple that you all went and met them at the other
• 28:07
  dungeon and I said, hey, Clark, what's what's Ellen doing with
• 28:12
  that crossdresser? You know, yeah, it's like those
• 28:17
  are the people that are lost in their relationship and they're
• 28:19
  really having to seek other people to compensate how shitty
• 28:23
  the relationship really is. But I think you 2 have always
• 28:26
  held it together. I know, I know, you'll have
• 28:28
  little spats over stupid shit, but ultimately it's all about
• 28:32
  good communication. I think that's what.
• 28:34
  Everyone has always. Said to me.
• 28:35
  Yeah, you have to talk to one. Another and it's hard to talk
• 28:38
  about. It's hard to talk about it.
• 28:40
  Sometimes to open up something that's bothering you, you need
• 28:42
  to talk about. Yeah, you better talk about it
• 28:45
  because if you let it build up, it's going to explode.
• 28:48
  So you better if you guys have any kind of problems with
• 28:51
  anything talk. We've noticed the ones the
• 28:55
  couples who tend to want to play away, away from each other and
• 29:00
  without without the without their partner.
• 29:02
  Those are the ones that really have the the bad problems
• 29:05
  compared to us who have decided to all only play with together
• 29:09
  at the same time. Yeah, those that we've been with
• 29:12
  couples like they have like they separated and got back together
• 29:17
  and like they just prefer separate room.
• 29:19
  Like we played with one couple and they were like, well, we
• 29:22
  prefer separate room. And I was like, well, sucks to
• 29:24
  be you. We like the same room.
• 29:25
  And so we we played in the same room.
• 29:27
  He had a little bit of problems performing and then.
• 29:30
  We, we've changed our, our rules over the past couple of years.
• 29:34
  At first we would only the first date was just a date and then we
• 29:38
  would think about playing. But there was this one couple,
• 29:41
  they were very, very sweet couple and we hit it off right
• 29:45
  away with them. And we were thanks for going
• 29:48
  really good on the date. And we had been texting that
• 29:51
  week. So we kind of already felt like
• 29:53
  we knew them and we decided to go ahead and play with them that
• 29:56
  night, which was unusual for us. So we had a really that was a
• 29:59
  really fun night. It was a fun night that that was
• 30:01
  when we were like, you know what, like and like, she said.
• 30:03
  We texted and talked, but. We decided to break our rules.
• 30:06
  Together. We broke it together.
• 30:08
  It wasn't like, hey, I'm going to do this.
• 30:10
  You got to suck it up. We both agreed to do it.
• 30:13
  Yeah. You know, I think that's a great
• 30:15
  place to end it. And I think that you guys are
• 30:18
  absolutely awesome and thank you for joining us today.
• 30:24
  And until then, may all your fantasies become realities.