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215: His Story · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: Well, look who it is.
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  Speaker 2: Hi. Hey. Shalom Aleichem. He's ready this time. He's ready
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  Speaker 2: this time.
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  Speaker 1: I am officially ready. I got a little white.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, pour me a little. I got a little cold
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  Speaker 2: white today, too.
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  Speaker 1: It's a little cold duck.
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  Speaker 2: I'm really liking the new hairstyle, I have to say.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. I'm drinking this duck horn, man. Do you
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  Speaker 1: like duck horn?
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  Speaker 2: Uh, no, I, I, I don't know what that is.
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  Speaker 2: What is that? Chardonnay? I don't fuck with Chardonnay.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's a Sauvignon Blanc.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, Sauvignon Blanc.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I like a nice Sancerre, which I believe is a
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  Speaker 2: Sauvignon Blanc grape. I don't even, I think. Oh, how
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  Speaker 2: are you, man? What's going on? This hairstyle is really
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  Speaker 2: working for me.
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  Speaker 1: I like that you like it. I love that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to have to change the avatar I made
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  Speaker 2: for you because he doesn't have this hairstyle.
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  Speaker 4: I know, and the beards that they have for avatars
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  Speaker 4: on the Apple iPhone isn't necessarily the dopest beard.
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  Speaker 1: They're not really that good looking.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, Dan's nodding because Dan is a fellow beard owner.
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  Speaker 1: You agree, right?
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  Speaker 5: They don't represent correctly.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, eh. Yeah, no, they don't. And also, I
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  Speaker 1: just started following Joelle on Instagram.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, really? We've been having a lot of fun.
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  Speaker 1: She's got some spicy pictures.
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  Speaker 6: Don't tell the people.
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  Speaker 1: Mom, stop listening to the podcast right now.
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  Speaker 2: Joelle, are you like provocative?
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes a little bit.
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  Speaker 4: Joelle knows how to find the right colors that suit
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  Speaker 4: her selfies.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? And then she finds the
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  Speaker 1: right poses. I follow Joelle on Twitter.
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  Speaker 2: I'm learning a lot. I'm learning a lot about Joelle.
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  Speaker 4: Joelle and I, I started following Joelle because Bobby Moynihan
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  Speaker 4: yesterday hit me up with something. And first of all, Joelle,
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  Speaker 4: if we do do this Star Wars podcast, he should
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  Speaker 4: be one of the hosts with us because his knowledge
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  Speaker 4: of Star Wars is amazing.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, my point is- You know who else could be
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  Speaker 2: on it? As I understand it, Patton Oswalt is also
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  Speaker 2: on the level of you guys, right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely. Team made.
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  Speaker 4: We could make a really dope team and it would be-
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  Speaker 4: It would be a dope podcast because we'd have legit
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  Speaker 4: people who are legitimately into the show.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, into the movie. Into the universe.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway, so Bobby Moynihan sends me a picture and it's
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  Speaker 4: got all of these pilots in it.
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  Speaker 1: Like Luke Skywalker, Harrison Doola. Yeah, Lando's on there too.
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  Speaker 4: Lando, Chewbacca. I'm going to look at it real quick.
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  Speaker 4: Some of these people I'm like, who cares? But Poe Dameron,
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  Speaker 4: Bodhi from Rogue One.
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  Speaker 1: Porkins.
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  Speaker 4: The list is pretty good. And Wedge Antilles, Han Solo.
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  Speaker 4: And the list is, choose your squadron, but you can
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  Speaker 4: only pick four characters. And this was the hardest thing
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  Speaker 4: I'd ever had to do. And then I hit up Joelle,
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  Speaker 4: and I'm like, Joelle, four characters, that's all you can choose.
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  Speaker 1: And she throws them out so easily. She's first like,
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  Speaker 1: oh wow, this is hard. And then she's like, who
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  Speaker 1: did you say? Hera?
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  Speaker 8: Wedge?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Luke.
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  Speaker 1: No, you didn't say Luke. You said you didn't want
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  Speaker 1: to pick. I thought initially, wait, no, you're right.
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  Speaker 7: I didn't say Luke.
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember.
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  Speaker 2: But I did say Anakin because I like Anakin and
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  Speaker 2: he's a great fighter.
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  Speaker 1: He was the best pilot in the galaxy period. So
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  Speaker 1: it made sense to say Anakin. He's not even on
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  Speaker 1: the list, but he should have been because that's who
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  Speaker 1: I would have picked.
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  Speaker 4: My point is, this was one of the hardest choices
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  Speaker 4: I ever had to make when it came to Star Wars.
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  Speaker 4: And Bobby Moynihan- his at is on Instagram is Bibi Moynihan.
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  Speaker 4: And I chose Lando, Wedge, Luke Skywalker, and I said
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  Speaker 4: Han Solo and Chewbacca are a combination.
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  Speaker 1: But then I was like, yo, you know what? I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to take those two off and put Hera Syndulla.
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  Speaker 2: Hera's the greatest. So that was a quick teaser for
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  Speaker 2: you guys who are interested in a Star Wars podcast
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  Speaker 2: that will soon be coming to you From my heart.
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  Speaker 2: This is not said podcast. This is a podcast about
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  Speaker 2: fake doctors who are actually real friends.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I just wanted to throw that out there
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  Speaker 4: real quick because as a friend, I know you know
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  Speaker 4: how important Star Wars is to me. And if I
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  Speaker 4: have some Star Wars trivia or knowledge or a puzzle
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  Speaker 4: that you would always allow me to talk Star Wars
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  Speaker 4: because you know how it's important to me.
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  Speaker 6: It is.
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  Speaker 2: It is very important to my friend, and I love
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  Speaker 2: you very much. Welcome all of our listeners. Hi, everybody.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you for listening. Thank you for all your amazing
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  Speaker 2: feedback on our Instagram and Twitter. Donald and I love
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  Speaker 2: hearing from you guys and love hearing what you have
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  Speaker 2: to say. I saw someone today regarding Tuesday's show said, oh,
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  Speaker 2: my God, this podcast is getting dirty. Because we got
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  Speaker 2: into both. We got into the WAP video analysis. We
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  Speaker 2: got into manscaping. So hopefully we didn't upset too many listeners.
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  Speaker 4: I think I should clear something up, too, though. I
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  Speaker 4: did not take my junk out at the club.
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  Speaker 2: Just your pubes?
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  Speaker 1: I just showed the pubes.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Just to be clear.
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  Speaker 2: When I heard the story, I didn't remember the story.
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  Speaker 2: But when I heard it, I just assumed you came
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  Speaker 2: down to just above the eel.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, right before the black whale makes, would make an appearance.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: We cut it there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you just brought it down to show what was happening. But,
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  Speaker 2: you know, I think it's important. I felt like we
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  Speaker 2: did an important public service announcement because I feel like
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  Speaker 2: there's people out there who don't know and they need
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  Speaker 2: someone to tell them. And that's why we're here as
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  Speaker 2: Fake Doctors Real Friends.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we also created a new segment called Let's Fix
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  Speaker 4: Your Life.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was fun. I think that's going to go
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  Speaker 2: well today. Joelle, we're going to do that again with
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  Speaker 2: today's caller.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, great. I will give them a heads up. And also,
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  Speaker 1: just a quick heads up for you guys.
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  Speaker 4: We have Shea Serrano on the podcast today.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, really? The best guest we ever had.
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  Speaker 1: We're really excited about it.
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  Speaker 2: Donald, is your sweatshirt designed to look like it has
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  Speaker 2: stains on it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's tie-dye. It's a gray and white tie-dye.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, it's a gray and white tie-dye. Over the Zoom,
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  Speaker 2: it looks like it was artistically designed to look stained.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Well, no.
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  Speaker 2: And I thought it was a nice choice. I thought
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  Speaker 2: it was handsome.
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  Speaker 1: It's by Nike. Ooh.
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  Speaker 7: Ooh.
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  Speaker 9: Do you like Nike?
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  Speaker 2: You know I love Nike. Look at these bad boys
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  Speaker 2: I just got.
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  Speaker 1: Fire. Wow, those are fire.
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  Speaker 7: Those are mega fire.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, those are dope, dude.
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  Speaker 2: One thing I don't recommend doing, you guys, is putting
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  Speaker 2: your credit card information into the Nike app. Because the
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  Speaker 2: second you do that, and I did that with a
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  Speaker 2: few drinks in me, you then don't really ever think
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  Speaker 2: like you're really buying anything. It knows your size and
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  Speaker 2: it has your credit card info. So you could be
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  Speaker 2: like up late looking at Nike.
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  Speaker 1: It's like when you go to Vegas.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: When you go to Vegas, and those chips look like
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  Speaker 4: they're little candy, and you just toss them on the table.
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  Speaker 1: The next thing you know, you don't have a home anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Just putting it out there. Anyway, Shea Serrano is with
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  Speaker 1: us today.
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  Speaker 4: So without further ado, we should get into the show
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  Speaker 4: with a little bit of a 5.
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  Speaker 2: 6, 7, 8... About a bunch of docs and nurses
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  Speaker 2: and a janitor who loved to hate.
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  Speaker 4: I said he's got stories that we all should know.
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  Speaker 10: So gather round to hear our, gather round to hear
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  Speaker 10: our Scrubs Rewatch Show with Zach and Dono.
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  Speaker 4: Hey now, ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Shea Serrano.
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  Speaker 2: Turn your keys on for thunderous applause for Shea.
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  Speaker 1: He turned, sir.
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  Speaker 2: Shea, we've had a lot of people on this podcast
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  Speaker 2: since we had you, and I think you're by far
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  Speaker 2: everyone's favorite guest.
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  Speaker 7: I'm a solid 15th place finisher.
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  Speaker 2: I know. People love you, dude. When we hung up
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  Speaker 2: with you, Donald was like, oh, my God. He was perfect.
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  Speaker 2: He was such a good guest.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, you know.
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  Speaker 3: That's because we talked about fucking basketball for 30 minutes.
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  Speaker 1: And it's back. Holy shit. And it's back.
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  Speaker 7: We finally got back together.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 7: Did you watch Dame?
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  Speaker 1: I was about to ask you that right just now. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: Dame dollar, Dame time. Let's go.
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  Speaker 7: What a fucking champion.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, he's playing like one right now. That whole team
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  Speaker 4: looks good. Him, Nerdchick, freaking Mello.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, Mello has been great.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The crazy thing is CJ got a broken back and
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  Speaker 1: he's destroying right now.
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  Speaker 7: I don't understand.
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  Speaker 3: I don't understand.
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  Speaker 2: I was going to ask y'all.
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  Speaker 7: How you can break your back and get better at basketball.
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  Speaker 1: Right. He's doing a little too much dribbling for me.
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  Speaker 4: He's doing a little too much James Harden when he
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  Speaker 4: gets the ball up top.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you got to dribble, Donald. When you walk, when
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  Speaker 2: you move, you got to dribble. No doubt. And if
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  Speaker 2: you don't, you get what's called traveling, and the referee
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  Speaker 2: goes like this.
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  Speaker 9: Right.
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  Speaker 1: No doubt.
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  Speaker 4: But he's dribbling at a point where it makes the
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  Speaker 4: offense kind of just stand still and watch.
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  Speaker 1: And sometimes he makes it.
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  Speaker 4: Like the beautiful thing about Portland, and I can't believe
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  Speaker 4: I'm saying this because I am not a Trailblazers fan,
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  Speaker 4: but I am a Mellow.
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  Speaker 1: I am a Dame. I am a CJ.
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  Speaker 3: And i am a you're a blazers fan because that's
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  Speaker 3: the starting lineup right.
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  Speaker 4: Let me ask you guys let me finish hold on
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  Speaker 4: let me finish the thing about that is though they're
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  Speaker 4: a great one-on-one team one-on-one each one of those guys
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  Speaker 4: will give you the business yeah it's amazing to me
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  Speaker 4: that their team ball is in such good shape right now.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Melo has saved them several times,
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  Speaker 1: and it's the same play. It's the same play. From
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  Speaker 1: the top to the corner, splash three. Same time.
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  Speaker 2: I love it.
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  Speaker 8: Dame time.
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  Speaker 1: Dame time from half court. Dame time.
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  Speaker 2: Let me ask you guys something because I saw some
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  Speaker 2: of this basketball on TV and I was just taking
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  Speaker 2: in the whole thing with the fans, the projected fans.
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  Speaker 2: You can spend money and be a fake fan in
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  Speaker 2: the stands, right?
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  Speaker 1: Not a fake fan.
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  Speaker 5: You don't even have to pay for it. You just apply.
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  Speaker 3: It's like fill out a little form and then they
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  Speaker 3: pick you out of that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I want to do that. Donald, we should do that.
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  Speaker 7: You could 100% make that happen.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's make that happen.
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  Speaker 2: I want to make that happen. And I wanted to know,
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  Speaker 2: as hardcore basketball fans like you guys, if, you know,
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  Speaker 2: obviously it's weird, you know, this whole bubble thing, but
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  Speaker 2: if you thought the games were noticeably different, are the
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  Speaker 2: scores higher or lower? Like, what's different without the fans?
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  Speaker 1: Shay, you want to take this?
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  Speaker 3: The presentation for the games has been outstanding.
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  Speaker 7: It does not feel.
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  Speaker 7: Any different to me.
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  Speaker 3: If anything, everything feels a little more heightened because you know,
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  Speaker 3: they're all stuck there. Like, I don't know if you
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  Speaker 3: play like AAU basketball or like any sort of tournament
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  Speaker 3: basketball when you show up at one location and all
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  Speaker 3: of the teams are there just sort of wandering around
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  Speaker 3: and it becomes like, like a very tribal sort of experience.
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  Speaker 7: You're like with your team and only your team and
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  Speaker 7: like we're enemies with those. It's been, it's been so
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  Speaker 7: much fun to watch. I've been really, really impressed.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, not only that, what I really enjoy is that
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  Speaker 4: there's no such thing as home court advantage now.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 6: Right?
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  Speaker 1: I love that.
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  Speaker 4: I love the fact that everybody's playing on neutral ground.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, again, I'm the voice of people that don't follow
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  Speaker 2: sports at all. So a team with a diehard fan
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  Speaker 2: base would genuinely have an advantage, right? Absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: They're loud.
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  Speaker 4: They're loud, they're rooting you on, and so you're feeling
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  Speaker 4: that energy while you're playing. Like, I remember I played
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  Speaker 4: in this thing called the, I talk about this all
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  Speaker 4: the time, I played in this thing called the NBA
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  Speaker 4: Entertainment League, and we made it to the conference finals
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  Speaker 4: one year. And, you know, it's a neutral, it was
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  Speaker 4: pretty much played on the same court. And the only
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  Speaker 4: time you would have, you know, fans there was when
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  Speaker 4: you bought your family. So if I bought my girlfriend...
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  Speaker 4: At the time, she would be cheering for me. So
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  Speaker 4: in the conference finals, we played against Jamie Foxx's team, right?
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: And Jamie, being the genius that he is, he was like,
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  Speaker 4: let's pack the stands with nothing.
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  Speaker 2: But our friends.
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  Speaker 7: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: I love it.
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  Speaker 4: And so, you know, it seems like it's a regular game.
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  Speaker 4: I look up into the stands, I'm like, wow, it's
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  Speaker 4: packed in here today, but that's normal.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's two... high profile teams in the league
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  Speaker 1: playing against each other where, you know, my team had
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of celebrities on it. Jamie Foxx was on
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  Speaker 1: the other team. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: And so it was like, okay, I get it. People
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  Speaker 4: want to see us ball. And we come out and
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  Speaker 4: we're doing warmups and everything like that. And then the
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  Speaker 4: game starts. And it's clear that everybody's there for Jamie's team.
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  Speaker 2: Like everybody's there.
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  Speaker 1: And so the first couple of plays, I come down,
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  Speaker 1: I pop a three, right? The next play, I come down,
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  Speaker 1: I pop another three and everybody in the crowd's like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: it's kind of silent.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm screaming at my team, let's go. And then
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  Speaker 4: Jamie's team starts to score. And they're freaking cheering for them.
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  Speaker 4: And then they're chanting, here we go Spurs. Let's go Spurs.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm like, what the fuck is going on here?
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  Speaker 3: And I looked up and there was a girl.
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  Speaker 1: You were toast.
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  Speaker 4: I knew we were toast because I looked up into
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  Speaker 4: the stands and there was a girl that I.
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  Speaker 1: Used to date.
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  Speaker 4: And she was in the stands rooting for Jamie Foxx's team.
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  Speaker 4: And when she saw me look at her, I looked
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  Speaker 4: at her like, what the fuck are you doing? She
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  Speaker 4: shrugged like, sorry.
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  Speaker 7: That's excellent. One of my favorite things about any time
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  Speaker 7: you talk.
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  Speaker 3: To somebody about basketball who plays basketball, and inevitably they
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  Speaker 3: would tell you a story about a game they played at.
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  Speaker 3: As soon as they start talking, they do what Donald
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  Speaker 3: just did with the– like.
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  Speaker 7: We mimicked the dribbling.
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  Speaker 5: They start doing this every time.
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  Speaker 7: It's my favorite thing.
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  Speaker 1: The shoulder shake.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Everybody got a little bit of dream in them. Everybody
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  Speaker 4: got a little Akeem the dream in them.
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  Speaker 3: That's how you know the story is about to get good,
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  Speaker 3: when they do that move right there. Okay.
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: Are they filming the games any differently? I thought Bill
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: Lawrence said something to me about they're doing some experimental
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  Speaker 2: way of shooting it to make it more exciting, or
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  Speaker 2: am I wrong?
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  Speaker 5: Go ahead.
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  Speaker 3: They brought back this camera view that they had at
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  Speaker 3: the All-Star game about 15 or 18 years ago, where
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  Speaker 3: it's basically court level, and it moves back and forth,
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  Speaker 3: and you can watch it that way.
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  Speaker 7: So they show that one every once in a while.
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  Speaker 7: But generally... Oh, it looks the same.
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  Speaker 2: It feels the same. It's really, really well done. So
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: this sport, as far as team sports, it seems like,
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: am I right that the NBA has handled this the best?
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: As far as COVID goes, absolutely.
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: Baseball shut down fucking two days in or whatever. Turns
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: out this is a bad idea.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: Let's be honest. Let's be honest. The NBA has always had,
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: in my opinion, the best commissioner.
• 15:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah, for sure.
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: From Stern to Silver. Ever since Stern took over, the
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: best commissioner. who actually cares for the league's players. Not
• 15:50
  Speaker 4: to say that Goodell and whoever the commissioner of baseball
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: is right now don't care for, you know.
• 15:57
  Speaker 7: Oh, I think you could say Goodell doesn't care.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: I didn't want to put that out there.
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: I didn't want to put that out there, but you did.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: But, you know, Adam Silver is by far the best...
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: commissioner in sports right now. Outstanding.
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: He's outstanding.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: By far. By far. And the product that he's put
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: up on the television for us fans to watch has
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: made it so enjoyable.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: So they all live in the same, they're living on
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: Disney World, right?
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: Disney World, right?
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:35
  Speaker 5: My World of Sports Campus.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: And they, um, so they all, is there like, do
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: they all get to hang out or they're like bars
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: and shit?
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: Like, yeah, that's, that's been like one of the really
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: fun parts of watching all this happen. Because if you
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: follow any of the players on social media or any
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: of the teams that you always get, like these shots
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: of this group went out fishing together or they were
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: at the wherever together, just.
• 16:56
  Speaker 5: Sort of hanging out, doing stuff. There was a really
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: good one last night.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: Mike Connelly, Mike Connelly, who plays for the jazz, he
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: had to leave for personal reasons and he came back
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: and he was doing his quarantine. And after the Jazz
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: won the game, Donovan Mitchell, who's been balling like fucking
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: crazy for them, went by and they were like filming
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: Mike through the window. And he's just sort of saying,
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: it was like a really sweet sort of tender moment.
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: Like, this is fucking cool.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: How long do you have to quarantine? Two weeks if
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: you go home?
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: I think it's something like seven days.
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, with Conley, he was getting tested while he was
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: out so that he could come back quicker, so I
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: think they were making him do, I think, like four days,
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: but it's usually a handful of days.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Rondo's going to be back soon.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: Four days, I mean, I heard that like 80% of
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: symptoms show in 10 days or something like that. Please
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: don't quote me on that, and don't judge your life
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: on that. I'm just fucking recalling from memory. But I
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: guess if you're getting tested every day, it's different. I mean,
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: you would at least know if you have a test every, like,
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: twice a day.
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: Shay, welcome back to the show, man. We really love
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: having you on, and the fans love your insight. you
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: can speak way wiser about these episodes than, than Donald
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: and I can. We can just talk about.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: I'm so nervous to do the recap right now because.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Shay, you got to see the new segment.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: I know that Shay is like the king of recaps.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: We should have had Shay write one too. So you
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: guys could.
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>.
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: <HAL> Cause then everybody would be like, let's just have
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: Shay do the freaking recap.
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: Donald, thank you very much.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: I'm excited after Donald's recap to talk about the first
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: thing that came to my mind, and I want to
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: talk about it. I'm just going to tease. I'm going
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: to do what's called teasing, Donald, in radio. We talk
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: about something we're going to talk about after your recap.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: I would not have the patience to wait around for
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: Carla if she was like, I need to think about it.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: I need to think about it. I need to think
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: about it. I'd be like, you know what? You don't
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: need to think that hard.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: We'll get into it. Let's start. Let's start.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: I was a tease. That was a tease. Hold on.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: Let me get my stopwatch ready.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: I got to do it in 30 seconds.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: Okay. Lick your lips.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Fuck you.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: And I want you to look good for Shay, right?
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: And go.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Dr.
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: Cox becomes the storyteller in this episode, and we learn
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: that he's not the altogether guy we think he is.
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: Elliot meets someone who works at the hospital and is
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: surprised when she finds out that he is a nurse.
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: Turk tries to figure out what he's doing wrong to
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: make Carla have to think.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: About his proposal.
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: How we're perceived by others, although sometimes it may be positive,
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: isn't necessarily who we are.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Getting to know someone and.
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: Being open to others truly is the only way to
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: find out who they are.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: And that's it.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: Beautiful.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: But it's true. This whole episode is... And you know what? Shay,
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: you know what?
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: I know why you wanted to do this episode. Because
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: this is an episode on perception. And this whole episode
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: is about who we think somebody is because of either
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: what they do or how they present themselves isn't necessarily
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: who they are When you really get to know them.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: And we don't know this stuff. Like, the whole thing
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: with Cox and how, you know, we, from the beginning
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: of the show, you think he's, you know he has
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: some issues, but you think he's this put-together guy whose
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: strength is the fact that he's this alpha male. But
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: that's his weakness, it turns out to be, in this episode.
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: In real talk... He's a very weak man. He's good
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: at his job. He's good at, you know, he's good
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: at training these kids. But he's a weak, weak man.
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: He has real problems.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: Don't you find like stereotypically the guy with the biggest
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: fucking ego and screaming at everyone and being just an
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: insane narcissist is very often incredibly insecure?
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: Well, when you say narcissist, yeah, I definitely feel that way.
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: But I don't look at LeBron James like, oh, man,
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: LeBron's a weak dude.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? I look at him like, yo,
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: he can carry a team. He has the strength to carry,
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: to hold men up.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: No, but LeBron isn't treating people like that.
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: And it would be crazy to me if when we,
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: when getting to know LeBron James, if he turned out
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: to be this dude who has a problem speaking up
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: and has a problem with confrontation.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: And you know what I mean? These things would be,
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: it would blow my mind is my point. but I'll
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: let Shay talk about it.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's pretty close to the reason that I wanted
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: to do this one when Joel reached out. All of
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: the very best TV shows are the very best TV
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: shows because of the relationships that they are able to
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: make you care about. Peggy and Don in Mad Men,
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: Jim and Pam in The Office, Avon and Stringer in
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: The Wire, Arabella and Pretty much anyone on I May
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: Destroy You. Because that thing, that interpersonal connection with someone
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: else is not only something that we sort of understand implicitly,
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: but also it's something that we all want and need
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: and pursue. And the more ways that a show can
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: press that button in your chest... the sort of higher
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: up the rankings that can climb. It's the same reason
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: that so many people respond to you two on this show.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: It feels like you get to be a part of
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: y'all's relationship, which is very clearly a special thing. So
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: when Joel reached out and asked which episode I wanted
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: to do, I knew that this one had to be
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: the one. Mind you, there are some really great episodes
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: in season two. You have the Colin Hay overkill episode,
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: which I would argue is the first truly iconic Scrubs
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: music cue. Scrubs is the best show ever at using music,
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: and this was the first time we saw how exceptional
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: they were going to be at that one.
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: So you have that one. You have J.D.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: 's brother getting introduced into the show. You have Turk
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: coming through for Carla when her mom passes away. There
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: are a lot of those moments, but I especially enjoy
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: this one because, A, we get very good glimpses of
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: several of the relationships in the show, and then, B,
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: we get Carla and Turk officially getting engaged, and that
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: Carla and Turk relationship is, I would argue, among the
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: very best romantic relationship portrayals that any television show has
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: ever offered.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: I agree with that. I agree with that wholeheartedly, man.
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: And not because I was a part of it, but
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: their dynamic is very much similar to the dynamic.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: That my wife and I have.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: I'm the immature one, and she's the one that freaking
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: grounds us. You know what I mean? And that's the
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: exact same thing that Carla and Turk have. I agree
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: with that.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: I like that you were so passionate. When I reached
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: out to Shay on Twitter, I said, we want to
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: have you back. I hope you'll come back. We want
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: to have you back at least once a season. You pick.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: And by the way, I said this to Shay before
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: I said it to Johnny C, before I said it
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: to anybody, any other cast members. I was like, Shay,
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: whatever episode you want. And he's like, within like five minutes,
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: he's like, it probably would have been quicker if you'd
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: probably seen the tweet earlier. But right when he saw it,
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: he was like, no doubt, his story, his story by far.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Guys, I have to pause you right here for a
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: special announcement.
• 24:11
  Speaker 9: Hold, please.
• 24:13
  Speaker 8: Interrupting Bill.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. He's got a new segment called Interrupting Bill.
• 24:20
  Speaker 8: It's the new segment when I interrupt your podcast whenever
• 24:23
  Speaker 8: I want and ask you a question that I can
• 24:25
  Speaker 8: then get to listen to the answer to. I hope
• 24:27
  Speaker 8: there's good music from Dan or Joelle. Guys, play this
• 24:29
  Speaker 8: whenever you want. Look, I love this episode, his story,
• 24:34
  Speaker 8: and I'm psyched that you two are there.
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: Zach, Donald, hey, Shay, hey.
• 24:38
  Speaker 8: I love that Eric Boghossian's in there because of his
• 24:40
  Speaker 8: relationship with Johnny C. I think it's got the most
• 24:43
  Speaker 8: romantic song at the end. I hope that song's still
• 24:46
  Speaker 8: in the online cut. It's called Question by the Old 97s.
• 24:49
  Speaker 8: If you want to talk about it, we actually started
• 24:52
  Speaker 8: with the song first in this one because we knew
• 24:54
  Speaker 8: we wanted to kind of have a cool proposal underneath
• 24:56
  Speaker 8: this music. But your question is, can you tell me?
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: There was a.
• 25:02
  Speaker 8: Joke in this episode that got us the most vitriolic complaint.
• 25:07
  Speaker 8: and an actual letter of admonishment from a national organization
• 25:12
  Speaker 8: that thought the joke was incredibly offensive. Probably more of
• 25:16
  Speaker 8: a stern letter than I got from any national organization.
• 25:19
  Speaker 7: Can you tell me what that joke was?
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: I know the answer. Can I go?
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: It actually hit me, and I was surprised by it. Again,
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: this is a product of 20 years ago. But when
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Kelso makes fun of Ricky Schroeder for being a nurse,
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: and he says, because you're doing a woman's job. And
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: I think that, I imagine it was the nursing association,
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: some national medical nursing association, or maybe it was the AMA,
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know, who said, A, that's bullshit and stop
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: perpetuating that. And B, there is such a shortage of nurses.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: The last thing we need you doing is convincing men
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: that they shouldn't pursue this very noble profession. And if
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: you want to be a show that celebrates the medical profession,
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: you're actually hurting us by putting old, antiquated stereotypes on
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: the nursing profession. That's my guess. Dan, is he right?
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Let's find out.
• 26:26
  Speaker 8: The answer is, when Paul... says Paul, the nurse played
• 26:30
  Speaker 8: by Rick Schroeder, says Elliot's embarrassed to date me because
• 26:33
  Speaker 8: I'm a nurse and I don't know why. Kelso's response is, well, son,
• 26:37
  Speaker 8: it's because it's a woman's job. The National Organization of
• 26:42
  Speaker 8: Nurses admonished us and sent us a letter saying that
• 26:45
  Speaker 8: we really set things back and how offensive they found that,
• 26:48
  Speaker 8: which I understand, but also I would argue that Kelso
• 26:50
  Speaker 8: was supposed to be that kind of old school guy
• 26:54
  Speaker 8: from a sexist era that would believe and say things
• 26:57
  Speaker 8: like that. That said, I'm not surprised, and we got
• 27:03
  Speaker 8: that reaction, and this is my official, I'm sorry. My
• 27:06
  Speaker 8: favorite joke in this episode, actually, randomly, was when Sarah
• 27:10
  Speaker 8: Chalk just throws away a very matter-of-fact sad thing, which
• 27:14
  Speaker 8: she does a lot. She's like, hey, I didn't break
• 27:16
  Speaker 8: up with Paul because he's a nurse, so stop putting
• 27:18
  Speaker 8: bedpans in my locker.
• 27:19
  Speaker 7: It makes me cry. I always love that.
• 27:21
  Speaker 8: Two other pieces of trivia. One, this is the first
• 27:25
  Speaker 8: episode that was narrated by another character completely. And two,
• 27:29
  Speaker 8: this is the introduction of another fan favorite recur character, Patient,
• 27:34
  Speaker 8: played by one of our stuntmen. You should be able
• 27:36
  Speaker 8: to answer this. So I'm not giving you the answer.
• 27:40
  Speaker 8: I'll be back in a few minutes with another interruption.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. He's going to go, first of all,
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: all right, he's going to need to calm down, all right?
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: I appreciate it. Bill, I appreciate the new segment, but
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: it was a little long, and no offense, and now
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: we're told there's more?
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: I'm all right with it.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: Little by little little by little it becomes like Donald
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: and I are like just like five minutes of the
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: podcast is Bill just monologuing well since Bill brought it
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: up let's all talk about it because I think that
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: was something that was shocking and by the way we
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: can all address the fact that one thing the show
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: highlights and Shay you'll be able to articulate this better
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: than Donald and I is masculinity and stereotypical masculinity and
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: what that means and how Ricky Schroeder was playing this
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: guy who's very handsome and he's charming. And she immediately
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: looked down upon him because he was in her. She
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: was literally embarrassed to be seen with him because he
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: was a nurse.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's an, it's an interesting dichotomy here because a
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: thing that happens in this episode that often happens in,
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: in scrubs episode is you have two storylines happening at
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: the same time that don't seem like they're related, but like, philosophically,
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: they are related. So you have what Donald was mentioning
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: earlier with Dr.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: Cox.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: Very clearly, we get to see how destructive his masculinity
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: is in his life, like this sort of traditional, overt,
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: I don't need anybody.
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: Persona that he has.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: We see the backside of it, and it's like, oh,
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: he's fucking miserable, and he has to watch his He
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: didn't even finish watching the game. He's got a stack
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: of pizza boxes because he thought people were going to
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: show up. Like this is a very sad moment. So
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: you have that going. And then on the other side
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: of it, the total opposite side of that is you
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: have this other person who's clearly an advanced individual, Rigg's character.
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: And like you're saying, he's smart and funny and charming
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: and handsome, but he can't get a fair shake either. Like,
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: he's doing the thing you're supposed to do, and people
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: are looking down on him. Here, we're sort of idolizing
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: this one character. Secretly, his life is falling apart. Over here,
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: we're looking down on this other character, and he's got
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: all of his shit together, but we just don't appreciate
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: what it is that he's doing. Right. Yep.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: Shay, I'm so happy you're here.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: I think we should cut Bill's interruptions. Just have Shay interrupt.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: Bill will not like that.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: Bill won't like that.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: No, he wouldn't.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Bill won't like that.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: You know, let's talk for a second about Rick Schroeder
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: because we, I don't know about you, Shay, but Donald,
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: and I guess I don't know about you in this regard,
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: but Silver Spoons was on my watch list.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Dude, the champ. Just let's go back to the champ.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: Okay, the champ I never saw. You never saw the champ?
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: I never saw the champ.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: I think it's Rick Schroeder and Jon Voight plays the champ.
• 30:37
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: And I know that Rick Schroeder cried in a way
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: that no one had ever seen a kid cry in
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: a movie, and.
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: It was heartbreaking. It's a tough watch. Heartbreaking.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Come on, champ! Like, Rick Schroeder, when I was a kid,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: you know, it was.
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: So Rick had the show, and then when they introduced
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: Alfonso Ribeiro to the show, that's when I was hooked.
• 30:58
  Speaker 7: Why?
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, because they brought in a young, handsome black man,
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: and you were like.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, go on! Well, yeah, you know, absolutely. As a young...
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: African-American male, it's always great to see... Well, I'm not
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: going to say handsome because that's up for other people
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: to decide.
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: But it's always great to see somebody representing you on screen.
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: So when they brought in Alfonso and he was doing
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: all the Michael Jackson stuff, that show became even more
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: to me. But absolutely, Silver Spoons, in my opinion, was
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: one of those shows that I would look to watch
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: because of the relationships that Rick had with his dad
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: and with his friends.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? This was this.
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: Kid who was extremely rich and wasn't a dick about
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: all of his money. He was very much like, you know,
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: everybody come and experience what me and my dad have.
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: That being said, yes, I want to give a quick
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: shout out to Jason Bateman. who was the bad guy
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: on Silver Spoons back.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: In the day. I forgot about that. A lot of
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: people don't remember this. Was that Jason's first part?
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but from that point on, he became
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: a star.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: I think they even did a spinoff.
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: From Silver Spoon, starring Jason Bateman, where he and some
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: other dude would constantly play pranks on each other.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: I'm going to go with your digression and say Jason
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: Bateman has had the most epic, awesome career. I mean,
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: he's started at such a young age and has done
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: so much great work. And now in this new chapter, directing,
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know if you're watching Ozark, but
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: his direction on Ozark is extraordinary.
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: And it's just, it's just so, you know, there's so
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: few people that can start that young and then, and then.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: Go this long.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, he was on Little House. That's right. Jason and
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: I made a film called The X, which it's kind
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: of a B plus. Okay. But I think you'll laugh.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: Check out, if you get a chance, check out The X.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: It's Jason and Charles Grodin and- Amanda Peay. And- Amanda Peete,
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: Fred Armisen, Mia Farrow. I mean, it has an amazing,
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: amazing cast. And I think you'll giggle at it. It's
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: a good thing to watch when you're home. We've got
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: to get a break. And we will be right back
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: with Shea Serrano and Donald Faison and Joellen Dale.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: And we're back!
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: And we're back! Silver Spoons, yeah, I mean, I really
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: loved it. I thought, like, it was, I think every
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: kid dreamed of having that kind of wealth. I mean,
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: and also a father who was so young and fun. Like, remember,
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: there was a train. They had a rideable train that
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: would go through the living room. And I just remember thinking,
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: and there was a remote control that opened the front
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: door and there were arcade games in the living room.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: And I just thought like, you know, it was clearly
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: targeted at whatever age I was. And I just thought
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: it was so exciting. And then they had a very
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: special episode. We talked about this once on the podcast before,
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: where back in the day when a sitcom would have
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: a dramatic episode, here we were on a show that
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: would have lots of drama, but on a traditional three camera,
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: you know, in front live and from an audience sitcom,
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: they would go, they would give a warning. They would
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: be like tonight on a very special episode of silver spoons.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: We recommend parents watch with their children. And that was
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: the episode when, when Rick, they called him the Ricker,
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: the Ricker shot a deer. And then the Ricker was
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: really upset that he killed the deer. He regretted killing
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: the deer. Do anybody remember this?
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: I don't remember that. The thing that I remember most
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: about that show.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Is the theme song. Here we are, face to face,
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: a couple of silver spoons. Hoping to find we're two
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: of a kind. Making it go, making it grow.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: Together, we're going to find our way.
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: Together, making a time each day to learn all about
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: those things you just can't find.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: I think you should have gotten falsetto there. Can't find.
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: Silver spoons together.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: This is when you go falsetto. You and I. I
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: used to love that.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: That's a good song. So Alfonso came on as the
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: best friend, and he was doing lots of dancing, like
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: Michael Jackson-style dancing.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: As all black people do on television shows when introduced. Listen,
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: we can talk about this.
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: How many times did I dance on this motherfucking show?
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: How about that? Let's go there.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: Well, okay. In fairness, you're a very good dancer.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: So is Alfonso.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: And I think any performer that you bring on to
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: a TV show, you're going to go, what are they
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: great at? Let's fucking use everything they're great at.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: The West Wing didn't have Dulé tap dance.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: And Dulé tap dance?
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Dulé is one of the best tap dancers in the world.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: I didn't know that.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: One of the best tap dancers in the world is
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Dulé Hill.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: A lot of people don't know that. If I was
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: Aaron Sorkin, I would have been like, you guys.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: We got to find a way to get Dulé to
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: tap dance.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: I didn't know that about Dulé. One of the best
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: in the world. Speaking of tap dancing, I was a
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: kid and I saw Alfonso in The Tap Dance Kid
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: on Broadway, which was a tap dance musical.
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: Dulé Hill was also one of the tap dance kids.
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: That's how good he was.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: Alfonso did it on Broadway. Alfonso originated it on Broadway.
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: I don't know how good of a tap dancer Alfonso is,
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: but he was the first one on Broadway to play it.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: And then Savion and Dulé, I think, did the tour.
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: Savion took over for Alfonso and then it became a
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: completely different show.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Then it became more about the tap. From what I recall.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: I could be wrong.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: Don't get it twisted. I just remember as a kid
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: who loved Broadway and spectacle that at a certain point
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: there was a cable car that went across the stage. Like,
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: you know, big Broadway budget musicals will have some big
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: set moment where you're like, oh my God, look at that.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: And their moment was like the cable car rode. It
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: must have been I'm imagining it's the 59th Street. What
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: do you call it?
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: It takes place in Harlem. It takes place in New
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: York City.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: Well, I think he rode that thing. You know that
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: thing that goes to, what's the island next to Manhattan
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: and they have a cable car that goes to it?
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: Staten Island?
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: No. You know that weird little island that's next to Manhattan?
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: Donald, you grew up on the fucking island. You don't
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: know where it is? Joel, where's the cable car?
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: It's on 59th Street. I know what you're talking about.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: On the east side. I know what you're talking about.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: And what's the name of the island it goes to?
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know where that shit goes.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: I never rode that shit. Don't yell at me.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: I'm not yelling, but that's like me. I'm from New York.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Ask me if I've ever been to the Statue of Liberty.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: Have you ever been to the Statue of Liberty?
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: I have not been to the Statue of Liberty.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: Why do you hate freedom? Why do you hate freedom?
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Ask me this. Ask me if when the World Trade
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: Center was up, if I had ever been to the
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: top of the World Trade Center.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: I'm going to guess the answer's no.
• 38:33
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Ask me if I've ever been to the top of
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: the Empire State Building.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: Have you been to the top of the Empire State Building?
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: No, man!
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: I'm from New York!
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: I'm from there! Have you ever been to the Roosevelt
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: Island tramway?
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, Roosevelt Island. Roosevelt Island. So, for those of you
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: who have no idea what we're talking about, there's a
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: little mini island next to Manhattan, and it's called Roosevelt Island.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: And people... There's like a whole community there, and... there
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: is a tram, a cable car thing that goes over there.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: And tourists often ride it, but also I think people
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: that live there ride it.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: We should probably get back to the show.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: I know, we should get in the episode. Sorry. We digress.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: First of all, let's talk about the cold open. Judy,
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: fucking great pratfall in the beginning.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: Yes, good for Judy. I love it when Judy gets
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: comedy because she always was concerned that she wasn't getting
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: enough comedy. And whenever I see her do a full
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: a pratfall now I'm happy because she nails the door.
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: She she nails it and she and and it's very
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: funny I was gonna say we already brought it up
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: but the Ricker joins us man And now we can't
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: talk about Silver Spoons because we already talked about it.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: The Ricker was on another TV show for a while.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: Was it NYPD Blue, I think?
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Something like that, yeah. Or Law and Order, something like that.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: Joel, will you look that up? Yeah. So he had
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: a long career, but.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: He- But he was doing that at the same time
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: he did Scrubs, right?
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: If I'm correct.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: So I remember that he was on a series at
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: the time. Yeah. And the diner I just thought was
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: interesting was our cafeteria. For some reason, they decided to read.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: Do you remember this, Donald? That whole diner set that
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: we go to twice was built into our cafeteria.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: For a little bit. I do remember.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: And I don't know why they did that. They spent
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: a lot of money, for some reason, converting the hospital
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: cafeteria into a diner. And that's not something we ever did.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: I don't think the cafeteria ever became anything else again
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: other than this time.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: It became a diner. Well, it's the same diner with Sean, too, though.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: where Sean gets real fat.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, maybe they did. I don't recall. I just remember,
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: I just remember we, there's something on the blooper reel
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: that happened. I think it was a spit bucket or something.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: If you can, if anyone's that curious, you could consult
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: the season two blooper reel. But I remember something happened
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: with this, this, this ketchup gag on your face.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Oh dude, no, I remember what happened. I remember what
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: happened with the ketchup.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: It was a spit bucket.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: No, it wasn't a spit bucket.
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: The ketchup gag to my face made, I said to
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: the camera, oh, now I know what a porn star
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: feels like.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: That didn't make it to air?
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: That did not make it to air. That didn't make
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: it to air.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: On Scrubs Wiki, they mentioned that you can see the
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: little hose that's going to your fake- Go on.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: Go on.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: They can see the hose that's running to your fake
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: ketchup bottle that splatters all over your face if you're
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: interested in fuck-ups. You can see that.
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: Okay. Okay.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say something else.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: No.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: Also, I got annoyed with Turk this episode. Me too. Like, dude,
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: because he just keeps asking her to marry him.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, it's embarrassing.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: It is embarrassing. Over and over and over again.
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: So much to him standing on top of a car
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: at the end of our cold open.
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: Honk for love.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: Honk for love. And everybody's honking because they want these
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: two jackasses to get out of the street. As JD
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: runs down the freaking, runs through traffic.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: But that was kind of cute, though, of JD.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: With sparklers.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: Well, obviously, this first time is to set up the
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: second time. And the second time literally gave me full
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: body goosebumps because I thought it was so romantic and sweet.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: But where did you come from the second time?
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: Where the fuck did you come from the second time?
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: How did you know that was going down from a text?
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: Well, what happened? I mean, I have questions about how
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: that happened anyway. Like, so she said, come meet me
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: just as you're about to go fucking on your first date.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: By the way, you didn't waste any time.
• 42:37
  Speaker 7: No.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: Well, you know.
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: She was like vanilla or chocolate. I like that chocolate.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: Dude. You know, I like that chocolate.
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: Also, he finished the chili dog in front of her.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: He ate the whole thing.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: I thought it was weird. So we're jumping ahead. So
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: let's just go back to sparklers. Okay. So I just
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: have a problem. And Shay, what are your thoughts on this?
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: The guy is, I just felt if it was real
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: life and I asked the love of my life to
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: marry me and she was like, maybe I need to
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: think about it, that I would really be turned off.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: I would be like, well, why am I so sure
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: of this? And you're not. And Donald and Turk's technique
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: is just keep asking and asking and asking.
• 43:27
  Speaker 9: Mm-hmm.
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: I think there are different versions of guys, but this
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: is very much a guy trait when she is telling
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: you exactly what she needs right now.
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: I just need some space.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: And you are like, that's not actually what you need.
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: What you need is me to just figure out a
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: way to say this differently and bigger and better. And
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: I can prove to you how much I love you.
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: And that's a thing that a lot of guys do.
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: But you get the sense that somebody like Turk in
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: the show, who is very used to his whole life
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: having to Either A, fight for something a little bit
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: harder than everybody else is having to fight for, or B,
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: just wanting to win at every single thing he participates in,
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: which is another thing we see in the show. It
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: would make sense that he would react this way to
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: this particular thing.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: That's a good point. He turns it into an athletic competition.
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: He's like, I'm going to do a bigger and better proposal.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: This time I'm going to stand on a car.
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: In real life, when I met my wife after Zach
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: you know, stepped to her and said, you know, he
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: likes you, I would run into her over and over again.
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: And every time I ran into her, I would ask
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: for her number. And she would do something that Carla's doing. Like,
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: Carla's not saying no. She's just saying, give me time.
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: And my wife, now my wife, before, I would ask
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: her out every time I saw her.
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: Let me just get that number.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: Why don't you give me that number?
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: What would she say?
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: She'd be like, She would be like, this is the
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: fucked up shit. She would be like, not this time.
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: Probably next time I see you, I'll give it. So
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: it meant, okay, so not this time. So now I'm
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: trying to figure out new ways. And she would do
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: things where it would be like, I'd be out and
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: about with a girl, and she'd come up to me
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: and be like, hey, how's it going? And I'd forget
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: about the girl and be like, oh, shit.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: How are you doing?
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: Let's go out on a date. Forget this, girl.
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: I'm really into you. And she'd be like, not this time.
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: But next time you ask me, I'll probably give it
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: to you.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: Every time you talk about Casey, I love her more.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: She's so tough.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: Yo, her game is tight. And then just like Turk,
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: Turk goes, you know what? I'm done doing this shit.
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: This is some bullshit. I've jumped through hoops enough. I'm
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: no longer going to do it. Then she accepts the proposal.
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: And the same thing with my wife. I finally said,
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: you know what? I'm not going to pursue this anymore.
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: She's playing me like I'm a freaking, like I'm lotto,
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: like I'm the lottery. So I'm not going to, I'm
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: not going to push her anymore. And she comes back
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: at me and she's like, hey, how's it going? And
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: I remember it was me, you, the girl you were
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: dating at the time, and Josh Radin. We were at Hyde.
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: And she goes, hey, how's it going? And I look
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: up and I go, hey, how's it going? And I
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: go back to our company. We were talking.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: And she goes, oh, shit. Well, you know, I was
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: going to give you my number, but I guess now
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: I won't.
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, but don't you think? But come on, buddy. Don't
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: you think the only reason she flipped was because now
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: you gave her the cold shoulder? And she was like, what, bro?
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: But I think that's why Carla flipped also. She was
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: asking for the space. And then Turk finally gives her
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: the space. And she's like, well, OK, I need him
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: in my life. I'm realizing right now I want him
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: in my life. The fact that I don't know that
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: he's not working today. is a big deal for me
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: because I know everything about the guy. And so therefore,
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: oh shit, what am I doing? This dude just asked
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: me to marry him and this is what I've always wanted.
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: Fuck yeah, I want to marry you. And that's when
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: the switch happened.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: The switch happened when she realized, oh shit, there's a
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: possibility he might not be around for me anymore.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: It's amazing how people quickly change when we shift who
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: we're being. Like the second you know, it's like a
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: game of ping pong and I'm hitting like this, I'm
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: hitting like this, I'm hitting like this. The second I
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: do something completely different and put spin on it, you
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: then have to react and do it differently. And it's just,
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: I know I'm stating the obvious, but it's interesting in
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: just in human relationships, how we get stuck in this rut.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: I'm being, Turk's being this way, he's being this way,
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: he's being this way. All of a sudden he just
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: shifts like, and then she has to shift to react.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's a very powerful communications tool that I
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: don't know that we knowingly marshal enough. You know what
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: I mean? Like it's it's like all you needed was
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: to stop being so desperate. And then she shifted.
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: I think he needed to not only did he need
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: to give her the space, but it needed to happen
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: in the way that it happened, because I think that
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: that's what sort of jogs her memory and allows her
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: to connect everything back to like, oh, this is like
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: a fear I have because of a thing that happened
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: in my past. You know what I'm saying? This is
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: not just like, oh, I just need for him to
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: not be available for him or for a few minutes.
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: This is more, I have a thing in my head
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: that I need to work my way through. And by
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: him acting the way that he did, it finally helped
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: her figure out exactly what it was that she wanted
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: and what it was that she, that she needed. You know,
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: it was less about just like, I'm just not going
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: to be here anymore. It was more about all of
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: the other parts of it, what that all meant. And
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: then him finally like breaking away and then her realizing, oh,
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: this is because of like my own things that I
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: have going on.
• 48:41
  Speaker 5: Not because of him. Cause that's like a thing. He
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: keeps trying to figure out like what it is about.
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: Is it about me?
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: Is it because you don't like this? is because you
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: don't like that. And it turns out it was not
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: any of those things. It was like her own stuff
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: that she had to wrestle with first.
• 48:53
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: Donald, when Casey finally gave in and went on a
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: date with you, did you guys click right away?
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, that was the thing. So you know me,
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: and Daniel, Shay, Joel, you guys are getting to know me.
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: The type of person I like to be around... It's
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: somebody who's fun and enjoys moments.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? And I could tell.
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: from one dance with her that she was funny and
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: that she enjoyed you know just.
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: Moments living in the moment living in the moment right.
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: Was special to her and so I knew look if
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: I could just get this young lady out on a
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: date with me.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: I will be I can be me completely.
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: And I think she'll bounce off of it. We have something,
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: there's something about that, that energy that we have, that
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: spark that we have, that's undeniable. And, you know, the
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: fact that she's pushing me away, but telling me to
• 49:54
  Speaker 4: come close is proof that she.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: Feels it too.
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: And so from the first date on, we were to,
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: you know, I, we went out on a date and we,
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: and the next day we were together. And the day
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: after that, we were together until we got married. And,
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: you know, we've been together ever since, but, It only
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: took one date because I knew she's going to enjoy
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: what I have to offer. And I'm definitely going to
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: enjoy what she has to offer. And we sat down
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: at a dingy ass pizza restaurant that's no longer around
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: and talk shit about our lives. And then we went
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: to the dime, which was right next door to the
• 50:30
  Speaker 4: dingy ass pizza restaurant and ran into my old friend,
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: Jessica McArdo. That's when I knew I was like, this
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: is this is this has got to work. And she
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: was on the first date with the man she's now
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: married to. Michelle Paish was spinning. DJ Michelle Paish, for
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: those of y'all who don't know. Yeah, I just knew.
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: I knew that once we hung out, I knew that
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: we would have a lot of fun together.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: So, yeah, we clicked. As Forrest Gump would say, we
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: were like peas and carrots. You know what I mean?
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: Right away.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: Peas and carrots. Let's talk about Johnny C. taking over
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: the voiceover. So this was the first time this has
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: ever happened. happened, and the first time a title of
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: the show has moved from my such and such to
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: his story or her story or what have you. And
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: Bill establishing the convention of when it does happen, the
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: person is sort of tapped, and it goes into their body.
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know who the next one was. Was it you, Donald,
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: or was it Sarah?
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: No, I think Sarah's next.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: Sarah's next. And then were you, was it once a
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: season that we did it?
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: And then we introduced Eric Boghossian, who, uh, those who
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: don't know, Eric Boghossian is an amazing writer and actor. And, um, when,
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: when Johnny C was on and he told that story
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: of doing the play talk radio, uh, where he forgot
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: his lines and he was late and, um, talk radio
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: is a incredible play, mostly a kind of a, a
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: major epic monologue by Eric Boghossian, uh, who wrote it.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: And Johnny C asked him to come on and play his, uh,
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: his shrink in this episode. So we also learn that
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: Johnny's in therapy and at least trying, at least even
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: though he and his shrink have a very contentious relationship,
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: he's at least trying to do work on himself.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: Cox is in therapy because of Jordan, though, if I'm correct, right?
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: I think he's in therapy just because he's a miserable
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: human being.
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: No, but I think one of the reasons why he
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: did it was to If we go back to when
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: Jordan says, you know, when him and Jordan are starting
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: to get back together again, when she walks out on
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: him after he was supposed to do the speech for
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: Kelso and he talks about Kelso like he's an evil person.
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: I think one of the things he says to Jordan,
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: if I'm correct, I could be wrong. He says, look,
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: I'm doing therapy now like you wanted me to do
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: back in the day so I can work out my problems.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: I could be wrong. I don't think I am. But,
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: you know, I think all of the things that.
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: He's going through right now, at least the therapy session
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: that he's going through, was because of him wanting to
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: get back with Jordan. I would like to ask Bill,
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: but he won't answer this shit anymore.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: Well, we have a new format with Bill, as you know.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: Bill interrupts and goes on four-minute monologues. Okay, we're going
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: to take a break. And when we come back, we
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: are going to have a very thrilling guest. And you
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: know how I know that? Because Joelle is the person
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: that picks them.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: And also, we're going to fix their life.
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. In our new segment. And Shay's going to
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: help us. We're going to fix this person's life.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: Shay's like, what did I sign up for?
• 53:42
  Speaker 5: I didn't know about this part.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: We'll be right back. We'll be right.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Back. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Chris.
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: Hi, Chris.
• 53:58
  Speaker 6: Hey, guys.
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: What's happening, brother?
• 54:00
  Speaker 9: I'm good. How y'all doing?
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: Chilling.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: Welcome to the show.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: You got Shea Serrano, Zach Braff, Joel Monique, and Daniel
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: Goodman on the line.
• 54:09
  Speaker 9: I have butterflies in my stomach right now, guys. I'm
• 54:13
  Speaker 9: so excited.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: I want the audience to know that you're wearing a
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: very dope Selena shirt that Daniel has already worn.
• 54:18
  Speaker 6: Thank you.
• 54:18
  Speaker 9: That was for Shea. I wore that for Shea.
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: I appreciate it.
• 54:21
  Speaker 9: I appreciate it.
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: Are you a big Selena fan?
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: I love Selena.
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: Every Mexican loves Selena. They play it at the hospital
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: when you're born. You come out to Biddy Biddy Bom Bom.
• 54:36
  Speaker 9: At your baptism, at your wedding, at your funeral.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: I thought it would be I could fall in love.
• 54:44
  Speaker 5: Different songs for different.
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: That's later on in your life.
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: Where are you calling from, Chris?
• 54:54
  Speaker 9: I'm next door. I'm in Phoenix. I'm just right next
• 54:56
  Speaker 9: to you guys here. It's 185 degrees every day.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: It's got to be burning right now.
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: This is 106 right now in the valley.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: What's it for you?
• 55:07
  Speaker 9: Today is the first day in 45 days that it's
• 55:12
  Speaker 9: under 110 degrees. It's only 109 today. We're like, hell yeah.
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: Chris, can you even go outside or are you just like, no,
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: fuck it?
• 55:26
  Speaker 9: No pools are like just hot tea you can't even go.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: In your pool i grew up.
• 55:32
  Speaker 9: Playing outside i grew up being like i can do
• 55:34
  Speaker 9: this but now i'm 32 and i'm like i i'm
• 55:37
  Speaker 9: so miserable i'm irritated i just two minutes if you
• 55:41
  Speaker 9: just go to your car to get something that you
• 55:43
  Speaker 9: forgot and you're like just the pissiest person in the
• 55:45
  Speaker 9: world it's awful.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: You know chris you know what's trending today uh the
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: meme of me going it's so hot.
• 55:56
  Speaker 9: Everyone in Phoenix every day and I send that to
• 55:59
  Speaker 9: so many people and they're like people from Seattle people
• 56:01
  Speaker 9: from New York they got friends in Chicago and I'm
• 56:03
  Speaker 9: like don't even talk to me right now because it's
• 56:06
  Speaker 9: awful um.
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: Well chris welcome to the show welcome welcome you got
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: a you got a question for us all and obviously
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: including the legendary shea serrano we can all answer for you.
• 56:17
  Speaker 9: I do have a couple questions um one is for
• 56:20
  Speaker 9: zach here first which is the music because i love
• 56:22
  Speaker 9: the music so much and scrubs my first like partial
• 56:25
  Speaker 9: question is who is the jeremy k fan because you
• 56:28
  Speaker 9: guys use like three or four jeremy k songs in
• 56:30
  Speaker 9: the first season or two do you know maybe it's
• 56:33
  Speaker 9: not Zach.
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: There's a couple of, it's not me. I, cause I mean, I'm,
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: I'm sure I loved it, but I have to say, um,
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: the most underappreciated voice in choosing music was, was Krista
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: Miller because, um, yeah, she's one it's music is her passion. And, um,
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: she really, um, kind of took, you know, would be,
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: you know, I've said this before, what we would do
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: is we would just fill like huge playlists of potential
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: songs in the, in the, in the avid, the computer
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: we use. And, uh, And, you know, kind of grouped
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: by genre, like, oh, this should be sort of a melancholy,
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: heartbreaking thing. Oh, this should be uplifting and exciting. Oh,
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: this should be comedic. And it was about, and lots
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: of people would contribute like, oh my God, you guys
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: have to use this song. But I think, and then,
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: you know, you just try it until in the computer,
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: until you go, my joke with all the stuff I've
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: created is if it's an emotional moment, like I do
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: the goose bump on the arm test, like you can
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: play your favorite song over and over and over again.
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: But if it doesn't match with the, with the, with
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: the moment in the show, it, the magic doesn't happen. And,
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: and even a song you've been thinking about forever, you go,
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: Oh man, I really would have thought this would have
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: been perfect here, but it doesn't work. And then all
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: of a sudden someone goes, try this song. And you're like, nah,
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: it's not going to work. And they go, just try it,
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: try it. And you try it and you go, Oh shit.
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: Every hair on my arm is standing up. Some, some
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: little piece of magic has happened. But no, I have to,
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: I have to really be able to shout out to
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: Krista who, who I think was, you know, really the
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: most in charge of music.
• 58:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 58:02
  Speaker 9: And that's like, I think the Scrubs is the best
• 58:04
  Speaker 9: at is just matching the tone with the song you
• 58:07
  Speaker 9: guys pick. And then the follow-up question is, okay, Zach
• 58:10
  Speaker 9: and Donald, if you guys made the show in 2020,
• 58:13
  Speaker 9: what artists or songs are you using now?
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, let me tell you something right now. WAP would
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: be on the soundtrack.
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: Right now, Doug.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: We'd be talking about that WAP.
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: I don't think it would be, Donald.
• 58:26
  Speaker 5: I think it would be.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: I think it would be.
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: I don't think NBC would be like, you know it's
• 58:32
  Speaker 4: because of that WAP.
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: It's hard to run around with sparklers to WAP, but
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: I could try.
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: In truth, I bet you there would be a lot
• 58:45
  Speaker 4: of Ed Sheeran. Because that's one of Zach's favorite artists.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: There'd be some Charlotte Lawrence.
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: Because she's the.
• 58:53
  Speaker 4: Daughter of the creator of the show. There'd be some
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: Olamide Faison because he's my brother and he's making music.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: There'd be Tony Sebastian.
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: There'd still be Josh Radin, obviously.
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: I think the music still holds up. You know, as
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: much as those songs were new at the time, I
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: still feel like they captured every moment perfectly. So I
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: don't know how much the music would change. I still
• 59:20
  Speaker 4: think it would still be the same tone.
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: Well, there'd be new artists. I think it would be
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: the same tone, but there are, of course, now this
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: many years later, so many new singer songwriters that, then
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: I'm sure we would try. It's funny though. I will
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: tell you something that I learned, you know, when I
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: made garden state, I, I pretty much, you know, everyone
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: said I wasn't going to get that music. And then
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: I just kept trying and trying and trying. I never
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: gave up, never gave up, never gave up. And then
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: I eventually got all of the songs, but then about
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: 10 years later, when I went to make wish I
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: was here, as I was filling out the time, you'd
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: fall in love with the song and the editor would
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: cut it to the song. And he'd be like, Oh
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: my God, And then we'd have to check, like, okay,
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: where's the song been used? And then over the course
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: of those 10 years, we're talking roughly 2004 to 2014,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: the convention of using music at the end of your
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: TV show to sort of summarize the end of what
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: everyone had learned had become so pervasive. that you just
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: couldn't find an emotional song that hadn't been used 10,000 times.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: And we, we found like the websites where you can Google, like,
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: where has this been used? And it would be like,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: Oh no, it was on Grey's Anatomy. It was on this.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: It was on this. It was on this. It was
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: this way. We can't use that fucking song. It's been
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: so played out. So it became a very popular trend
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: to this day. It's, it still is. And so it's
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: a lot harder to, now it's a lot more competitive
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: to find music that, You're not going to go, yeah,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: that's a great song, but I just saw it on
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: such and such a TV show. They used it. In fact,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: a little bit of trivia that dovetails with this I
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: saw on Scrubs Wiki. It says that the song that
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: ends the show that we all love and is so perfect,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: it's in an episode of the TV show Ed when
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: Ed proposes to his girlfriend. And of course, Ed was
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: played by Tom Cavanaugh, who plays my brother. So, you know,
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: this is the kind of thing we'd run into nonstop.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: you know, when I was cutting Wish I Was Here
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: is you'd fall in love with something and you're like, oh,
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: I don't want to do something played out. And actually
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: to finish the point, the only song that's in Garden
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: State that's not on the soundtrack is a song by
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: Alexi Murdoch called Orange Sky. And we didn't put it
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: on the soundtrack because it was on the OC. It
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: had been used on the show, the OC. And at
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: the time we were like, oh, okay, we'll put it
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: in the movie, but I don't want to put it
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: on the soundtrack.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: Here's some other trivia.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 4: Zach and I recorded Somewhere Out There, the song from
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: American Tail.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: This is how hard it is now. Like, we had done.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, I forgot about this.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: We had done a Christmas.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 4: We were going to try and do Christmas songs, like,
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 4: every year and stuff like that. And so the first
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 4: year we did Baby, It's Cold Outside, which now nobody's
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: going to record ever again.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: Well, maybe with altered lyrics.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: Right, but that shit's a rape song.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: No, but I mean, maybe the song is so beautiful,
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: I hope that people will maybe alter the lyrics and
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: be like, baby, can I call you an Uber? I
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: believe you should. Baby, you've had too much. Can I
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: make sure you get home safely?
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: And so a couple of years later, we were like,
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: we should do another one.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 4: And we chose Somewhere Out There Beneath the Pale Moonlight.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, we recorded it? We laid it down? It was amazing.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: We laid it down and everything, and I played it
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: for a buddy of mine. He was like, oh, wow,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 4: this is just like what Donald Glover and Daniel Pudi
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 4: did on.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: On.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 5: Community.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: On Community. Yeah. Which John and I don't watch.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 4: Right, which we've never watched, but we spent so much
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 4: money on trying to put this song out.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: We were like.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: No, we got a real producer. We laid it down.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: I can't believe we never put it out. I mean,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: now we'd have to pay for the fucking rights to it,
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: but it was good.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. Anyway, so yeah.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: Someone's thinking of me.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 9: Even if some of you guys use the end of
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 9: this episode, it's great. It fits so well, the old 97.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: I think Bill sort of implied, you know, you weren't...
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: on the call earlier, Chris, but Bill, we had Bill
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: Lawrence was interrupted and he, he sort of implied that
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: they sort of wrote to the song. I mean, which
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: was interesting because he, I think they liked the song
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: so much. They sort of made the moment around the song,
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: which is.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 9: Kind of cool.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: Shay, Zach, do you guys ever do that? Do you
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: guys ever write to music?
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: You mean have music on?
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: Like a song puts you in a field. And you're like, yo,
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: let me get this.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: You go first, Shay, and then I'll go.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I actually did like a little thing a couple
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: of months ago where I wanted to write this short story,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: but I only wanted to listen to one album while
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: I wrote the story. And I just played this album
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: on repeat over and over and over again, hoping something
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: cool would happen. It was like a Duke Ellington album.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: But yeah, I always have music playing when I'm writing.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: It's never anything with words, though. It's always got to
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: be something with that.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 5: Otherwise, I get too distracted.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: I agree. I agree with that. When I've tried ever
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: to have words I can't write. But there's times when
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: I want to set a mood or a vibe for
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: something I'm writing. I'll choose sometimes classical or in the
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: screenplay I'm working on now. It's funny. It kind of
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: just seeped into the movie because I was like, I'm
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: going to put on some Chopin music. just to kind
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: of like create the vibe, create the vibe with the scene.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: And then I fell in love with this piece by
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: Chopin so much. I was like, well, this obviously has
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: to be in the score for the scene. So then
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: I was like writing into the scene on a dingy
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: record player. This song is playing. Yeah.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: Lyrics.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: I agree with Shay. Lyrics would, would be distracting. Chris,
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: you got another question. Go ahead.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: We're going to hang out for a bit. Why don't
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: you ask?
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: No, no. He's got one more question and then we're
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: going to fix his life. Go ahead.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 9: Well, so actually the story, about my engagement, which involves scrubs,
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 9: which is why I reached out to Joelle a couple
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 9: months ago. So my wife and I have been married for,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 9: it'll be seven years in October. And so she's a
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 9: few years older. So I like totally relate to Turk
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 9: in these last three episodes. So when I was planning
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 9: my engagement, it was going to be our two year
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 9: anniversary in August and I had their ring and I'm
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 9: like super not romantic. I'm just so bad at showing
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 9: those kinds of things. And so I was like, how
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 9: do I, proposed without being cliche, but with like showing,
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 9: you know, a romantic side of me. And so I decided, uh,
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 9: that our anniversary was going to be on a Sunday.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 9: And I was like, well, I don't want to propose
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 9: like on the Sunday going out to dinner. So my Christmas,
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 9: that was like very cliche in our two anniversary. I
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 9: don't want to do that. So I, and I don't
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 9: want to wait till the next day. Cause then she's like, well, shit,
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 9: this is over because two years and we're not going anywhere.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 9: And so I decided to do it at midnight. And
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 9: so I got off work around nine 30, 10. And
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 9: so when I went to her place, I was like, OK,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 9: I have the ring. How do I be spontaneous? And
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 9: so me being a dummy like Turk, I hid the
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 9: ring in her medicine cabinet. And my thought processes was
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 9: I'm going to ask her for some Tylenol at some
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 9: point because I have a headache. I'm going to make
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 9: this excuse up. That way she can get me Tylenol
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 9: at midnight. She'll see and be like, oh, wow, he's
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 9: the best person ever. I'm going to marry him. And
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 9: so what we do, because Scrubs was our show back then.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 9: This is 2013. And so I timed it about four
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 9: episodes after the fourth episode. It'd be time to get
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 9: the ring. And so we're watching Scrubs. And then it's
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 9: like 1130. So we're almost finishing up an episode. And
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 9: she goes to the bathroom. She gets up to go
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 9: to the bathroom. And I'm like, yo, what are you doing?
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 9: And this is her place, by the way. I'm like, yo,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 9: what are you doing? She's like, I have to go
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 9: to the bathroom. I have a hangnail. I'm going to
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 9: get the clippers. And I was like, no, no. You
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 9: can't get up there in scrubs. That's a rule. How
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 9: dare you? You have to finish the show. And she's like, what?
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 9: And I was like, you can't go to the bathroom.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 9: You have to finish the show. You have to sit down.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 9: And so she gives me this pissy look, and she
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 9: goes and sits down. And so in my head, this
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 9: is why I'm like, Kirk, I'm like, how do I?
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 9: She's not going to see the ring, because she's going
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 9: to be focused on where the nail clippers are, which
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 9: is different than where the medicine's at. And so I
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 9: get up and go to the bathroom during the episode.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 9: And I moved the ring to where her nail clippers are,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 9: thinking that I'm the genius. Like, I got this. This
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 9: is easy. And so not knowing that, I just told
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 9: her she couldn't go to the bathroom when I did
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 9: the same thing. So I come back, sit down, like,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 9: all right, I'm good. 10 more minutes of episode. And
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 9: then an episode ends. And I'm like, all right, showtime.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 9: We're going to do this. And I say, hey. Um,
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 9: you can go get the nail clippers now. And she
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 9: was like, no, fuck you. I bit off my nail.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 9: I don't need to go to the bathroom anymore. So
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 9: I'm like, oh shit. Now my plan screwed up again.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 9: And so I go, how do I, how do I
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 9: troubleshoot this? So the genius that I am, you.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 4: Turn this into something that did not have to be.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: It would have been funny if she was like, I
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: don't need nail clippers anymore, but now I got a headache.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 9: And so I said I also have a hangnail can
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 9: you get me the nail clippers and she like looked
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 9: at me for like 10 seconds like are you serious
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 9: like you need me to get that for you and
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 9: I was like can you please get them and then
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 9: she gets up goes to the bathroom sees the nail
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 9: clippers she freaks out and like flams the mirror real
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 9: quick she doesn't realize what's happening and then she opens
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 9: it and I'm like hey Can you come out of
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 9: the bathroom? Because I don't want to propose in the bathroom.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 9: That's a weird spot to propose. Can you bring it?
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 9: out of the bathroom and then i propose.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 4: Dude you're so lucky you're so lucky that the handmaid's
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 4: tale wasn't out.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 5: Yet i know i'm just.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 9: So lucky like that's how our side of the trick
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 9: is like in the wine glass and in the coffee mug.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 9: I'm like, I get this. It's stressful. It is a
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 9: very stressful moment.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: I love that you were like, no one gets up
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: during Scrubs. What the hell are you doing? This is
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: a Scrubs episode playing.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 9: It's the rule.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: Well, she said yes, I take it. So congratulations.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 5: How long have you guys been married for?
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 9: It'll be seven years in October.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: It'd been really funny if she ended up saying no.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: That's the end of the story. She actually said no
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: after that.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: She said no, and my life has been horrible ever since. Chris.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 4: First of all, Chris, welcome to the segment of the
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 4: program where we fix your life.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 9: I'm so excited.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: All right. We're ready to fix your life. Now the problem, uh, uh,
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: you have Chris could be huge or it could be tiny.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: It could be as tiny as, do you guys know
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: how to, uh, you know, fix a broken light switch
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: or it could be as big as help me. No,
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: tell my wife.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: Dude, fixing a broken light switch is very difficult.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: I think between, I think between all of us, Daniel
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: probably knows how to do it. Well, I'm saying it
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: could be minimal or it could be enormous. We can
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: solve it and we're going to fix it. And we
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: have Shay here who's way smarter than all of us
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: and he'll help.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 9: There's a lot of brain power here. I feel that.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Well, this is what's called a free fix-it session.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I wrote down a question.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: I'm ready.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 9: So my question is when I'm making a burger, whether
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 9: it's veggie or non-veggie, where do you put the sauce
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 9: and all like the lettuce, tomato, onions, pickles?
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 9: Put it on top of the burger, or do you
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 9: put it on the bottom of the burger?
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm going to tell you, Chris.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: Donald is quite a grillman, so he's going to go.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: Wait, hold up.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 4: I do like to grill, but I'm going to tell
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 4: you something.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: I'm not the person to ask for this.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 4: I think me personally, I fuck up burgers all the time,
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 4: so I can't help you at this point in time.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 3: Dano?
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: You seem to know more about burgers than I do.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: You honor me.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: Why can't we? I want Daniel to answer, but why
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: can you not answer where to put shit on a cheeseburger?
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: Because I fuck it up every time. So here's my problem.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 5: There's only like two places to put it.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 4: There are a bunch of places to put it. So
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 4: he's asking where you put the sauce. So you could
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 4: put the sauce on the bun. You could put the
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 4: sauce on the burger or you could put all of
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 4: the fixings on top of the burger and then put
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 4: the sauce on top of the fixings.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 4: I fuck this up every time because what happens is
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 4: the way I do it, I forget. There's also, you
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 4: could put the sauce on the cheese or under the
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 4: cheese like McDonald's does.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: All right, all right, all right.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm just saying. I'm just saying.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: You're asking the wrong person when it comes to burgers.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: Now I see why I'm glad you didn't answer. Daniel,
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: will you have a nice, beautiful, succinct answer, please?
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 11: You're very sweet to say so. I think timing is
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 11: of the essence when it comes to things like burgers.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 11: I think the longer you let anything sit, the soggier
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 11: things will inevitably get. With all that said, take the
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 11: top bun, put my ketchup, my mustard, or whatever else
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 11: you like, two pickles, and slap that on top of
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 11: my burger.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: You don't put lettuce and tomatoes and stuff on your burger?
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 11: Lettuce and tomato come in between. So I would say
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 11: in that case, the bun... with the sauce on it, ketchup, mustard,
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 11: and then pickles. And then I'll put, you know, the
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 11: tomato or the tomatoes and lettuce on the actual patty.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: And then. But I think it's controversial to put zero
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: sauce on the bottom bun. I like to give the
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: bottom bun a little love as well.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: Anybody else?
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: I do.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 5: I do not. I'm with Dan on this one.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 3: This is like, you know, the, the sauce is supposed
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 3: to be a, an accent and that's too close to
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: my tongue.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 5: If it's on the bottom. I need to protect it
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 5: a little bit.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: Joelle. There you go.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: Wait, hold up. It's all going in my mouth. I
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: don't understand.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: I think that would be a good t-shirt. Joelle, it's
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: all going in my mouth.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: All right, Chris. I think it's safe to say we
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: have successfully fixed your life.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: You're welcome, Chris. Chris, you're welcome.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: You're welcome.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 9: I have a recommendation, actually, if that's okay for Donald.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: Yes, go ahead.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 8: Absolutely.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 9: I don't know how much, Donald, do you listen to
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 9: podcasts at all besides your own?
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: I don't, no. But if you have a recommendation, please.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 9: I do. It's kind of a segue from Shea. Shea
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 9: does a podcast with Jason Concepcion at The Ringer. And
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 9: Jason Concepcion does a podcast called Binge Mode, Donald, which
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 9: they do arcing huge pop culture stories like they do
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 9: Game of Thrones films. Harry Potter, but they have a
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 9: Harry Potter, excuse me, a Star Wars season that you,
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 9: I know, would love. They do, like, deep dives into
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 9: episodes and interviews and stuff. So that's my recommendation. And
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 9: I'm sure.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: Chris, whenever I... Chris, whenever I.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: Chris, whenever I try and recommend things to Donald, because
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: I know his passions, he ignores them. And I hope
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: that he will take you up on it. But I'm
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 2: the guy who's, like, scrolling through my phone because I'm
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: bored and I stumble across, like, A Death Star fire pit.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, my God. Donald needs to get
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: this Death Star fire pit. Doesn't reply. Doesn't buy it.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: Doesn't even say.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: There's nothing practical about a Death Star fire pit in
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: my fucking backyard, dude.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: My kids could fall into.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: The Death Star. There's so many things that could go
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: wrong with a Death Star fire pit.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying that I'm sad that you don't try
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: out my recommendations.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: Why is it getting so dark where you are, bud?
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: I got to hit the light switch. I got to
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: hit the light switch. All right, Chris, thank you so
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: much for coming on, brother.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: Chris, you've been a great guest, man.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: Chris, you were a great guest. And you make me
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: want to wear, I don't really know the music of Selena,
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: but I feel like I would look cool wearing a
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: Selena t-shirt.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: Dodge that heat, yo. If you get the chance, dodge
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: that heat. Do what you can.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 9: I'm trying, yo. I'm trying. Yeah, man.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: Take care, Chris.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 9: Well, thank you so much.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: I want to talk about something. Andy and Sean.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 4: Are in the group of doctors that Cox invites over
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 4: for drinks and wings and sports on TV.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: Yes. So for those of you who, I'm about to
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: say for those of you who don't know, you couldn't know,
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: when they cut to Zeltser, when Cox is trying to
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: invite his friends over and Zeltser asks if there'll be
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: prostitutes and someone says no and he goes, oh. Good.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: The two men who are next to him are our
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: gaffer and our key grip. The gaffer is in charge
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: of all the lighting and the key grip is in
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: charge of everything, all the gear and so many things.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: So the two sort of very high crew people on
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: the set were a side-by-side Zeltser, the people that Johnny C.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: was asking to come over.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 7: Also.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 4: Johnny Castle's great in this episode. We never really give
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 4: shout-outs to Johnny Castle, who plays Doug on the show.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: I know. I've had a couple fans asking for Johnny
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: to have Johnny Castle on. We should do that.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: He does such a great job on the show. And
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: the crazy thing.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 4: About the character, the character's so fucking annoying, dude. I'm
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 4: not gonna lie. Like Cox, he annoys the shit out
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 4: of me. But his arc at the end... is so
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 4: amazing and works so well. Like all of these fuck
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 4: ups and all, like Johnny Castle's gonna start.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: To lose patient after patient after patient. Each one of
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: his patients is gonna die. They move him to the morgue.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: But his arc at the end of it all It's
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: so worth it.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: I think Johnny Castle eventually killed so many people, they
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: were like, why don't you work in the morgue?
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. But his character arc is so great, and
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: he becomes so confident at his job when it turns
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: into what it's going to turn into. I don't want
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: to spoil it for anybody, but he becomes so confident
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: that this.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 4: Annoying, nervous guy that pops up in... a few episodes
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 4: a season, when he gets to shine, he shines. And
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 4: so I'm really excited for that. I'm waiting for that.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 4: I know it's going to take a couple of seasons,
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 4: but I'm waiting for it and I can't wait.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 2: What do you think about Nurse Roberts' whole gossip run montage?
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: That was funny.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 4: That shit was hilarious, dude. Her jumping over the freaking
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 4: dude on the... She's OJ all of a sudden. She
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 4: turns into OJ.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: She's like OJ in a Hertz commercial. Yeah.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: How did that happen? And then....
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 4: What surprised me, and I want to ask you guys
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 4: about this, did it throw you off that J.D. was
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 4: still allowed to have fantasies even though he wasn't telling
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 4: the story?
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: I don't think he does. He does. He's at dinner
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: with Turk. They're eating at the restaurant, wherever it is.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: He has a fantasy.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 4: I think it's his fantasy of Cox hitting dude over
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 4: the back with the chair. and all of that stuff.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: That's a good question, and Shay might know better than
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: we do, but I always assume that when the person
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: took over the voiceover, they took over the fantasy too
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: but i don't recall do you remember that shay if
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: that's true.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 3: Or not uh it's not exclusive to to uh being
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 3: the narrator of the show.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 4: No right because other people do have fantasies yeah i
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 4: was just wondering if it threw anybody off because when
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 4: i was watching it i.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 2: Was like i assume that Oh, so you're saying that
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 2: was J.D. 's fantasy, not Cox's fantasy. Yeah, because J.D.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: 's talking about it.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: Absolutely. But I will say this.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 4: We all have fantasies on the show at some point,
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 4: and you're doing the monologue still.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: You're still doing the narration.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's funny. And there's a little funny thing
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: in that fantasy with Johnny C. And this is the
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 2: first episode with Johnny, the tackling Alzheimer's patient, who was
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: our sort of senior stunt coordinator, Ernie. and Ernie is
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 2: in the segment where Johnny also, not only does he
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: play the tackling Alzheimer's patient, but he's in the segment
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: where Johnny is hitting people with the chair. He's the
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: next guy over, which made me think there's probably another,
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: he probably nailed him too, and they cut it out,
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: because why would Ernie be sitting there? I don't know.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm talking about? He nails the first guy. Yeah, no,
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: he's sitting right next to the... He's obviously a stuntman.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 2: And then Ernie kind of begins to wince, and I'm like,
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 2: they must have cut out him nailing Ernie as well.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: Here's another thing that I noticed.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 6: What?
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 4: And I want to give a shout-out to all of
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 4: our extras that were on the show.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: We call them background performers now, Donald.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 4: My point is, shout-out to all of the background performers
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 4: because not only are some of them doctors in the hospital,
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 4: but some of them are patrons at restaurants when you're
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 4: watching this episode, I noticed. I noticed that a lot
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 4: of them are sitting behind... us when we're eating dinner.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: But what's your shout out to them? They were able
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 2: to not only be people at hospital, you guys, they
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: were able to be.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: People at restaurants.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 4: No, my shout out to them is that we had
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 4: a bunch of people that really worked hard to be
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 4: seen on our show and create characters. And sometimes they
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 4: were asked to do things that didn't fit.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 4: Like continuity, when it comes to our background, It gets
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 4: better as time goes, but in the beginning, everybody was
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 4: trying to get in where they fit in, and this
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 4: is one of those episodes where I recognize, oh, wow,
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 4: what is she doing in the background here when she
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 4: was just in the background at the hospital with the
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 4: lab coat on?
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 2: The funny thing is that our go-to regular background performers,
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 2: I think we're very aware of where to find the
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: camera because Snoop Dogg's in the back of a lot
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: of shots of this episode. I saw Colonel Doctor. I
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: saw Beard Fosseh. I think a lot of the greatest
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: hits just knew where to go. They were like, I
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 2: see where the camera is and my character will be
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: crossing to that whiteboard.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 6: Are you guys ready for Bill's final thoughts?
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, God. Okay, Bill.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 8: All right. Another interrupting Bill segment. No warning whatsoever. Don't
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 8: know if there's music.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: I'm okay if there is.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 8: I told Dan or Joelle to interrupt you guys when
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 8: it becomes clear that Shea Serrano is who is a
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 8: big Scrubs fan and an amazing writer, knows more about
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 8: the show than you two, because I am interested because
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 8: so many Scrubs viewers actually do rewatches and stuff. And
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 8: be honest, Shay, whether or not you've actually watched the
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 8: whole series more than once, I'm betting there's no way
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 8: you watched it more than two or three times, but
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 8: Some people said you might have even watched it.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 5: Five, six, seven, eight.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no. Hold on, hold on.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on. Turn it off.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: Turn that shit off, Daniel.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 2: Turn that shit off.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: He said he was going to stop doing it.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 2: He's disrespectful to the hosts.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: That was very, that was clever. Oh, clever, Bill.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: You know, I was on a call with Bill and
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: we were talking about something else and he's like, it
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: was very sweet. He was like, I really got to
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: come up with a new thing for, I know the
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 2: audience loves 5, 6, 7, 8, but I want to
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 2: shake it up. I'm going to come up with a
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 2: new bit for season two. Cut to.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: So I got a question for you. Dude, do you
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: not know any Kung Fu moves?
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 5: I don't know who you are. Are you talking to me?
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: I'm talking to Zach.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: You say it about me because when I go, everybody goes,
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: Kung Fu fighting.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 5: Then you start humping the air.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: Then you hump the air. Like you're fucking the air.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 3: That's a Kung Fu move. It's in the Legend of
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 3: the Drunken Master.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 2: Jackie Chan does it. Jackie, you don't know me.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: So I'm clear.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 5: Wait, hold on.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: Shay, so I'm clear. Jackie Chan fucks the air.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't know fuck the air? No, I don't
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: know fuck the air. I don't know that form.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: I don't know that form.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 2: That was a deleted scene from Karate Kid. Daniel-san, fuck
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 2: the air. Fuck the air. It was right after paint
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 2: the fence.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 3: That's a really sweet moment in the show when the
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 3: therapist is telling Dr. Cox, if you have somebody in
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 3: your life who can get you to do something, that
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 3: that's a special person.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 5: And then they cut to, we see JD.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 3: I really like when, when they tee it up like that,
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 3: when we gets it, whenever like somebody is saying a
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 3: nice thing about somebody else, but they're not hearing them
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 3: say it.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 5: I just, it's, it's really, really great.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 4: Well, they cut to Zach and Zach fucks the air.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: And then the janitor drops in from the ceiling.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 2: You don't, um, you don't fuck the air when you dance.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 4: <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 4: Hold on.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: You're doing a theme dance, first of all.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: Right. My character wasn't so focused on Kung Fu as
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 2: he was about doing his best dance moves. He's alone
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: in an elevator. You know that expression, dance like no
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 2: one's watching? He was alone in an elevator, and he
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: knew no one was watching, and it was time to
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 2: fucking get his groove on.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 5: That's his default move.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's probably my default move, too. I just do
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 2: a little.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: So let me get this straight. Go ahead. When Kung
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: Fu fighting comes on, And it gets to the... Let
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: me get back to the right key. I'm supposed to
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: fuck the air?
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 2: I would recommend it, yeah. It feels nice.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 4: So then why all the hand gestures like you were
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 4: about to do kung fu fighting and then fuck the air?
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 2: Dude, I'm just being my wacky self, okay? Someone said, Zach...
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 2: I'm sure Ken Winningham, the director of this episode, said, Zach,
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 2: come up with some funny-ass weird dance move. Do you
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 2: want to know a funny story, though, speaking about Fuck
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 2: in the Air? I remember being a little kid, and
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 2: I didn't even know. What a pivot.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 5: What a pivot.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 2: I didn't even know. I didn't. This is embarrassing, but
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 2: this is how much I love you, our listeners, and
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you another embarrassing story about me.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 2: I didn't even know. I was too young to even
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 2: know about masturbation or really what sex was. I think
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 2: I just knew that the man and the woman got
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 2: in bed together and lied on top of each other.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 2: And I was already of an age where that was
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 2: titillating to me, but I didn't really know much more
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 2: than that. And I remember building a pillow woman in
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 2: my bed. And I was, I don't know how, I
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 2: must have been like, I don't know how old. I'm
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 2: going to guess six or seven.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. I don't think my kids have any
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: idea what fucking is.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 2: No, but I'm saying I didn't know about it. I
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 2: didn't know about the act. I just knew that I
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 2: imagined that they lie on top of each other and
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: make out and the baby gets made. I'm saying it
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 2: was that innocent. But I remember coming into my, and
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 2: I literally laid out the pillows like it was a
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 2: woman in bed. And then I came into my room
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 2: and yawned like, oh, hard day at work, honey. And
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 2: I took off my clothes and I got into bed
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 2: and I laid on top of the pillow woman.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: And did she, nine months later, did she have a baby?
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 2: Yes. Pillow baby. That's how I had a pillow baby.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 2: But it's funny. I'm just thinking that there was some,
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 2: I think I had a pillow girlfriend named Katya in
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 2: this show. There was some joke. There was some joke like,
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: as I lay on top of my pillow girlfriend, Katya.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a thing.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 3: When you walked in the room and you were like
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 3: spending time with your pillow wife. Did you say we
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 3: need some romantic music right now and then kung fu
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 3: fighting is what you did?
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 2: I just remember that in my however year old brain,
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 2: I thought the first step to making love to your
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 2: wife is to yawn and say, I've had such a
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 2: hard day.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: That never works. That never works.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, you've tried it? You've tried it?
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 4: Everybody tries that shit. Oh, baby, you wouldn't be, oh,
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 4: I had such a hard day today. I have so
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 4: much stress. The ideal thing to happen is, you know,
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 4: for things to happen after that. Usually you say that
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 4: shit and they're like, you know, so did I.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: Fucking kids were a pain in the ass today.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 2: Anyway. Let's talk about the ending, though, because I thought
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 2: the ending definitely gave me goosebumps and I thought it
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 2: was very romantic and sweet that you run to the park.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 2: You're still doing your weird run that nobody runs like that,
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 2: but Okay, I'll accept it.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 1: You're a hater of all haters. No, why does Turk.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 2: Run like a cartoon character?
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: Every action star has a specific run.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 5: That's true.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Shay. You want to see crazy runs, look
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: at how Harrison Ford runs. Look at how The Rock runs.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 5: Tom Cruise.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 4: Tom Cruise runs. Every action star has a run. If
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 4: I were to run like everybody else, you know what?
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 4: It would be not considered unique. Just like every fucking
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 4: leading man has a fucking walk.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 2: Okay, so this is your signature walk.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 1: No, this is my signature run.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 4: And I'll beat your ass in a race any day, motherfucker.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 2: There it is. I think currently I might be able
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 2: to beat you in a race. Currently.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: We could go whenever you're ready. Whenever you're ready.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 2: I'm ready. I'm ready. Anyway, I thought it was very sweet.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 2: The song is beautiful. And then they reveal JD running
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 2: around with the sparklers. And I just thought it was romantic.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 1: It was very romantic. I love the song.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 5: Can I ask two questions?
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 3: One of which is directly related to the episode, but
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 3: one of them is tangentially related. When Turk is at
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 3: the bus stop eating the chili dog, he wasn't expecting
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 3: for that waitress to show up, right? Because she shows
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 3: up and he's like, oh, what are you doing here?
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 3: He just hangs out at a bus stop eating chili dogs.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 2: Why is Turk at a bus stop eating a chili dog?
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Well, you have Malik, obviously.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 2: I obviously have Malik, but we never have established in
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 2: the history of Scrubs or again that Turk rides the bus.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 3: No. No.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 4: I don't... That's one of those things that's just convenient
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 4: to make it so.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 1: And, you know.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 2: He needs to run into her somewhere? I can just
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 2: picture the writer's room. Like, where is Turk going to
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 2: run into the diner waitress?
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 2: At the bus stop. Okay.
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: And why does he have a chili dog also?
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 5: Where's the chili dog from? I have no idea.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 5: There's a James Coney Island somewhere nearby. Yeah.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 3: The other question that I have is... you mentioned the running.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 3: Turk is running through the park to get to Carla.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 3: And I wondered on this most recent we watched, like
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 3: that happens and then there's an episode later on that
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 3: you guys will eventually get to where Turk, he's like having,
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 3: not a crisis of faith, but there's very, it's like
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  Speaker 3: a religious episode and he ends up running through the
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  Speaker 3: park to get to a person who needs help and
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  Speaker 3: he feels like it was Oh.
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  Speaker 1: We did that episode already.
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  Speaker 2: We happened already. That was season one. Yeah, you of
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  Speaker 2: all people should know.
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  Speaker 5: Is this a.
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  Speaker 3: Metaphor for a thing, or is this just a coincidence
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  Speaker 3: that this happened?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I think Donald's run is so weird that everyone was like,
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  Speaker 2: let's see him run.
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  Speaker 5: Let's keep setting it up.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. That's a really good question. What is.
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  Speaker 1: Why is Turk always running someplace?
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  Speaker 2: Well, no, I think it's not that deep. I think
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  Speaker 2: it's dramatic at the end of a show to see someone,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, how many fucking romantic comedies end with someone
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  Speaker 2: running to get to the person? I mean, it's dramatic.
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  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, when Harry Met Sally has a great one
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  Speaker 4: where it's New Year's Eve and he runs up to
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  Speaker 4: her to tell her that he's, I imagine that's where
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 4: they're trying to take it, where they're trying to get
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 4: it from. There's so many movies where at the end
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 4: of the movie when the guy realizes that he's needs to,
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 4: or the woman realizes that they need to be together,
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 4: somebody has to run to the other one's arms.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 5: That's all. I was curious about that.
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  Speaker 1: I wondered that too. Hey, so we did it, guys.
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  Speaker 2: We did it. We did it. We did it. Shay,
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  Speaker 2: remind everybody, for those of you who missed the previous
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 2: episode with Shay, shame on you. He self-published an amazing
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 2: book of essays on scrubs. And not only is he
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 2: an incredible writer, but he's very knowledgeable about scrubs and
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 2: they're beautifully illustrated. And we really highly recommend you get
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 2: them because if you're a scrubs fan, and I imagine
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 2: you are, if you're listening to this, you're really going
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 2: to love this. Shay, remind everyone where to get it.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 3: You can get it at a website, sacredheartgang.com. And it'll
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 3: take you right to it.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 2: Sacredheartgang.com. He's also written lots of other books and he's
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 2: a really cool guy. Tell everyone how to follow you
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 2: on Twitter. Is it at Shea Serrano? There it is. Boom.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 2: Just spell it for people that can't spell.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 5: S-H-E-A-S-E-R-R-A-N-O.
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  Speaker 2: Follow Shea. If you're into Twitter, which is the hellscape
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 2: of the entire Earth, but if you're into it and
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 2: addicted to it, Shea is a great follow. And thank you, guys.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 2: This was a really good show, and I miss you.
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  Speaker 2: I miss you all.
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  Speaker 1: I miss you too, man.
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  Speaker 4: You know, I thought that we could end today's show
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 4: with my brother Olamide's music.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's do it.
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  Speaker 2: Let's do it. Tell us about Olamide, Donald.
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  Speaker 4: So Olamide was in a band back in the day
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  Speaker 4: called Imagine, and they had a couple of hits on
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 4: the radio, and they did well, and they broke up
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 4: at a really young age, and now he's making his
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 4: own music, and- You know, you can find him on Spotify.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 4: You can find him on iTunes, wherever.
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  Speaker 1: You can find music.
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  Speaker 2: Tell everyone how to spell his name because it's a
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  Speaker 2: little tricky.
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  Speaker 1: It is a little tricky, actually.
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  Speaker 4: It's O-L-A-M-I-D-E Olamide Faison, my last name. And we're going
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  Speaker 4: to start. We're going to end the show with one
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  Speaker 4: of his songs. It's called Hey There, Love. And I
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  Speaker 4: want to thank Joelle. I want to thank Shea for
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 4: being on the show today. I want to thank Daniel
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  Speaker 4: for being the awesome dude that he is. For all
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 4: of those guys, Zach Braff and myself, this is Olamide
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  Speaker 4: with Hey There Love.
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  Speaker 10: Think again, baby, think again Thought I wasn't quite your
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  Speaker 10: type And would it last me long that night well
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  Speaker 10: I guess love had a different plan cause here we
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 10: are look at where we stand hey there love how
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  Speaker 10: did we end up at the altar after all the
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 10: things that we've been through hey there love look how
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 10: we turned out who said happily ever after would never
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  Speaker 10: be found Hate that love Hate that love Mistakes are
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 10: made in life But somehow things turn out fine To
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  Speaker 10: think we had our doubts Only to find We can
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  Speaker 10: live without each other.
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  Speaker 6: Love has special ways to shine its light through darkened skies.
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  Speaker 6: When it's real, everything just feels right. Look at you
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  Speaker 6: and I. We gave us a try, try, try. Hey there, love.
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  Speaker 6: How did we end up at the altar after all
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 6: the things that we've been through? Hey there, love. Look
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 6: how we turned out. Who said happily ever after would
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 6: never be found?
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 1: Hey there, love. Hey there, love.