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- 0:00Speaker 1: Well the ninety six one Kiss Morning Free Show. What happened? Okay,
- 0:05Speaker 1: No you're not okay, no, okay, can I make it better? No?
- 0:10Speaker 1: What happened? I trew my mustache? Right? You gotta turn
- 0:16Speaker 1: the mustache hair out of your mouth. Yes, it's just
- 0:19Speaker 1: a thing. Yeah, you've had a mustache for a few
- 0:21Speaker 1: years now. It's the greatest mustache in the entire city.
- 0:24Speaker 1: You You look like you've always needed to have a mustache.
- 0:27Speaker 1: So I don't like pre Bob without a mustache. I'm
- 0:30Speaker 1: doing that and that's going good. And then I see
- 0:33Speaker 1: a couple whimsy mustache hairs that are away from the pack. Okay, okay,
- 0:38Speaker 1: all right, and I go for him, and I flew
- 0:41Speaker 1: a little too close to the sun and I ended
- 0:44Speaker 1: up nicking my stash right here, dude, it was like
- 0:50Speaker 1: centimeters from all having to come off. Whoa like you
- 0:53Speaker 1: can see the spot? Let me see? Oh yeah, whoa, dude,
- 1:01Speaker 1: Oh there's a spot like I'm just oh man, dude,
- 1:08Speaker 1: and it dug in. It's I don't know, what would
- 1:12Speaker 1: we do? What will we do? Tragic? I almost had tragedy.
- 1:16Speaker 1: I don't want to know you without a mustache anymore now,
- 1:19Speaker 1: even right now, it feels like my powers are depleted.
- 1:22Speaker 1: This is this is where people can attack. Now. I
- 1:25Speaker 1: guess your mustache is not at full power. It's at
- 1:29Speaker 1: like seventy Oh. No, I gotta wait for this bush
- 1:33Speaker 1: to grow back in. Do you even have the best
- 1:35Speaker 1: mustache in Pittsburgh right now? I don't know. I don't know, man,
- 1:39Speaker 1: I'm not sure either. I'm glad it's I'm glad it's
- 1:41Speaker 1: still there, though. Dude, if you would have came in
- 1:43Speaker 1: today with it almost just gone a dude upper limp,
- 1:47Speaker 1: I would have just I I need to be prepared
- 1:50Speaker 1: for when you shave your mustache. You cannot be a
- 1:52Speaker 1: surprise for me because I love that thing. I might
- 1:55Speaker 1: have just stayed home. Call, not calling sick, calling mustache like, sorry,
- 2:04Speaker 1: I accidentally shaved my mustache off. I'm not coming into work.
- 2:07Speaker 1: What are you sick? Yeah, I mean I'm sick with
- 2:10Speaker 1: myself because I had to shave my mustache. I'm gonna
- 2:14Speaker 1: need at least forty eight hours to process get back
- 2:17Speaker 1: to normal here, all right.
- 2:19Speaker 2: NFL free agency continued yesterday, some moves by the Steelers,
- 2:23Speaker 2: but maybe the biggest thing for us here in Pittsburgh
- 2:27Speaker 2: is what the Ravens did or didn't do that had
- 2:31Speaker 2: all the NFL talking yesterday.
- 2:33Speaker 1: We will get to that next. It's Mikey and Bob
- 2:36Speaker 1: kiss Hey, I saw lightning coming in this morning. You
- 2:40Speaker 1: see lightning. Yeah, it's popping out there. It's cool. Lightning too,
- 2:45Speaker 1: such a bad thing to say cool. No, Dad's like lightning, dude,
- 2:49Speaker 1: I'm telling you, man, you get middle aged like us.
- 2:53Speaker 1: He love lightning. He love seeing lightning. I don't like
- 2:57Speaker 1: it in our new building here because we're at the
- 2:59Speaker 1: time of the damn hill. Don't like that. And the
- 3:03Speaker 1: walk from the car inside, it's like, oh, here I go.
- 3:07Speaker 1: I actually thought to myself this morning, as I'm walking
- 3:10Speaker 1: in an empty parking lot. But I'm on top of
- 3:13Speaker 1: a hill. Does the lightning think I'm a big pole
- 3:16Speaker 1: because I'm up so high? Like, yeah, you're probably a
- 3:19Speaker 1: disadvantage up there because I'm so tall. I'm six to nine.
- 3:22Speaker 2: I'm basically like a long nipple on the top of
- 3:24Speaker 2: the hill here.
- 3:26Speaker 1: Maybe the lightning gods want to flick that nip. You
- 3:30Speaker 1: better hope not want to start to the show today.
- 3:33Speaker 1: Huh uh. It's rainy and stormy all day today. But
- 3:36Speaker 1: it's warm, High's in the mid seventies. It's Mikey and Bob,
- 3:40Speaker 1: the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Cam
- 3:42Speaker 1: Hayward got another extension. Yeah damn who.
- 3:46Speaker 2: Cam Hayward one year extension with the Steelers. There's gonna
- 3:50Speaker 2: be no home out or anything this year. He's got
- 3:53Speaker 2: a two year deal now worth like what thirty two million,
- 3:56Speaker 2: sixteen million guaranteed. With the eighteen million in new money,
- 4:01Speaker 2: he is given the largest contract ever given to a
- 4:04Speaker 2: defensive player over the age of thirty six.
- 4:06Speaker 1: He turned thirty seven in May. Oh buddy went out
- 4:09Speaker 1: there and just earned it, you know, yeah he did.
- 4:11Speaker 2: Also, the Steelers are bringing back veteran punter the Australian
- 4:15Speaker 2: the Aussee, Cameron Johnston on a one year deal. There
- 4:19Speaker 2: is trade talks possibly involving Patrick Queen of the Steelers
- 4:24Speaker 2: watch out and the Dallas Cowboys and maybe the Philadelphia Eagles.
- 4:27Speaker 1: So that something to watch. But the Ravens stole the
- 4:31Speaker 1: day yesterday. That was I've never seen it like ever.
- 4:36Speaker 2: It was like late afternoon, early evening and the post
- 4:40Speaker 2: started going out because I thought it was a namage.
- 4:42Speaker 1: Somebody made an AI Like when I first sawt him
- 4:45Speaker 1: like there's no way. Yeah, that's not even real. Same
- 4:47Speaker 1: thing with me.
- 4:48Speaker 2: You texted it to the group chat and I was like,
- 4:49Speaker 2: this is the official Raiders Instagram account saying this that
- 4:53Speaker 2: the trade is off.
- 4:54Speaker 1: So the Raiders have this, you know, great defensive player
- 4:57Speaker 1: Max Crosby. He got traded to the Ravens for like
- 5:01Speaker 1: two first round picks and everything. And you know, then
- 5:04Speaker 1: the Raiders had a bunch of cap money. They started
- 5:07Speaker 1: signing a bunch of people and everything like that, and
- 5:09Speaker 1: the Ravens let like six free agents walk to probably
- 5:13Speaker 1: pay for this guy. Yeah, yeah, what a mess. The
- 5:16Speaker 1: trade's done. It's over. I guess he didn't pass his
- 5:20Speaker 1: physical and the Ravens are like, nah, we're not gonna
- 5:23Speaker 1: do this. I mean, it's bad for both teams. It's
- 5:26Speaker 1: a bad look for both Dad, it's bad.
- 5:28Speaker 2: But to have one of the you know, biggest names
- 5:32Speaker 2: in defense, you know, for the entire NFL, and you're like,
- 5:36Speaker 2: oh god, this guy's coming to the AFC Norse. It's
- 5:39Speaker 2: like a huge trade. Huge deal to first round picks
- 5:42Speaker 2: are movies like wow, And now the Raiders are like
- 5:45Speaker 2: way over the salary Captnam, Now what do they do
- 5:47Speaker 2: tell the guys that they were.
- 5:48Speaker 1: Supposed to be like, Hey, we can't. I'm sorry, we can't. Sorry,
- 5:52Speaker 1: his leg's not ready. You won't pass the physical. Sorry.
- 5:55Speaker 1: It's gonna be interesting to see what happens with that.
- 5:58Speaker 1: But hey, it's good that Cam got in extension everything.
- 6:01Speaker 1: We'll see what happens with Patrick Queen. He is on
- 6:04Speaker 1: the last year of his deal, so he might get traded.
- 6:07Speaker 1: But man, pretty funny to see what the Ravens did
- 6:10Speaker 1: yesterday by you know, backing out of the Max Crosby deal.
- 6:14Speaker 2: All Right, somebody wants to talk to me about the
- 6:16Speaker 2: number one show on Netflix.
- 6:18Speaker 1: It's not Love Is Blind, It's Dinosaurs. We're gonna be
- 6:20Speaker 1: talking about that next nic from Mikey and Bob podcast.
- 6:25Speaker 1: There's a Cooky Table Facebook group I've been in for years.
- 6:31Speaker 1: Screams of Mikey and Bob podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever
- 6:35Speaker 1: you get your podcasts.
- 6:37Speaker 2: Hey, we'll try to get around of say something nice
- 6:39Speaker 2: on the show today. If you have something nice to
- 6:41Speaker 2: say about someone or something, maybe a coworker, a friend.
- 6:47Speaker 1: It could be as simple as somebody's birthday. You just
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- 6:55Speaker 1: you have something nice to say about somebody, we'll get
- 6:57Speaker 1: to say something nice later.
- 6:58Speaker 2: Here on the Kissing Freak Show, it's Mikey and Bob.
- 7:02Speaker 2: Let's get to this talkback message here.
- 7:04Speaker 1: You can send them through the free iHeartRadio app, also
- 7:06Speaker 1: brought to us by One Team Media. That's what the
- 7:11Speaker 1: kind of mating noise is that it sounds like a
- 7:13Speaker 1: dinosaur right there, because she's gonna tell me about dinosaurs.
- 7:17Speaker 1: But damn you. Michael Ralph. Yeah, Michael Ralph that's the
- 7:23Speaker 1: government right there. That's my real name right there, Michael Ralphie.
- 7:26Speaker 1: You have fifteen shows in rotation. You're watching fifteen shows. Wow,
- 7:30Speaker 1: I saw dinosaurs. Yeah, he saw Dinosaurs, number one show
- 7:33Speaker 1: on Netflix right now. I've been talking about this week
- 7:36Speaker 1: on the Netflix homepage, and I decided to take a
- 7:39Speaker 1: pass because I've been watching way too much TV. Sure, yeah,
- 7:42Speaker 1: you need to get off the couch. Sure you do,
- 7:44Speaker 1: We all do, right, And here you go talking it
- 7:46Speaker 1: up on today's podcast. Yeah, and I'm about to hit play.
- 7:51Speaker 1: Damn you. I love you guys. It's only four episodes though,
- 7:54Speaker 1: I'm done with Dinosaurs. Now are you all the way through? Yeah?
- 7:57Speaker 1: I went home and finished Dinosaurs. Yes happened. Oh dude,
- 8:03Speaker 1: what happened to these dinosaurs? I think there might be
- 8:06Speaker 1: a sequel? Oh my goodness. First of all, the dinosaurs
- 8:10Speaker 1: all die spoiler, not all the spoiler alive. Sharks are dinosaurs.
- 8:20Speaker 1: Sharks are before dinosaurs. Dinosas the dinosaur special man. Dude.
- 8:27Speaker 1: So the meteor comes right Earth is just devastated. The
- 8:32Speaker 1: dinosaurs are extinct and everything, and then it's like, but
- 8:37Speaker 1: there's there's some things that survived that are basically dinosaurs too.
- 8:44Speaker 1: Oh who's that? And then it just shows you birds
- 8:49Speaker 1: birds out here. The sequel to the dinosaurs might be birds.
- 8:54Speaker 1: It led me to believe that Steven Spielberg is gonna
- 8:57Speaker 1: cook up the birds here next that the birds. I
- 9:02Speaker 1: thought it was just gonna end with extinction. But then
- 9:04Speaker 1: it's like, then, once everything settled, there are still birds.
- 9:08Speaker 1: We looked around and saw birds. Birds are still out there.
- 9:11Speaker 1: So I mean the sequel to the dinosaurs might be
- 9:15Speaker 1: the birds. I can't wait, might be the birds more
- 9:19Speaker 1: anticipated than heated rivalry too, No, I don't know about that. No,
- 9:24Speaker 1: I don't think there's anything more anticipated but well, nope,
- 9:27Speaker 1: I take that back, because tonight is the Love is
- 9:29Speaker 1: Blind Reunion. Oh man, let me tell you Dinosaurs is
- 9:33Speaker 1: about to lose that number one spot on Netflix because
- 9:36Speaker 1: it is Love is Blind. It's on. It's on to
- 9:39Speaker 1: night reunion.
- 9:40Speaker 2: Tonight matter to be sloppy, messy, all of it, and
- 9:44Speaker 2: tomorrow on the show we will read Love.
- 9:47Speaker 1: Is Blind Reunion. Facebook comments around nine ten on tomorrow
- 9:51Speaker 1: shows the Mikey Bob Podcast. If you miss any of
- 9:57Speaker 1: the live show because I don't know, you have life,
- 10:00Speaker 1: you work, you got kids, all that, you can get
- 10:02Speaker 1: caught up with our Bike and Bob podcast after every
- 10:05Speaker 1: show on the free iHeartRadio app. Let's get to this
- 10:08Speaker 1: rather learn something together.
- 10:10Speaker 3: Right now, it's time to find that what the hell
- 10:13Speaker 3: is this trading with Mikey and bad.
- 10:16Speaker 1: Hey, listen, I know we're in Pittsburgh and I'm not
- 10:18Speaker 1: gonna make a big deal about it, But in the
- 10:21Speaker 1: NBA last night, a guy named Bam out of Bio
- 10:24Speaker 1: Bam from the Miami Heat, Okay, scored eighty three points
- 10:28Speaker 1: who in a game. It's the most, the second most
- 10:31Speaker 1: that's been scored all time, behind Wilt Chamberlain's famous one
- 10:36Speaker 1: hundred point game. It jumps Kobe Bryant's eighty one point game.
- 10:41Speaker 1: So there's a dude. Last night in the Anbiate, it
- 10:43Speaker 1: scored eighty three points by himself. That should not be
- 10:47Speaker 1: possible in this day and age, but it happened last night. Also,
- 10:52Speaker 1: Miley Cyrus Hannah Montana dropped it up. Oh boy, here
- 10:58Speaker 1: we go, right, Miley Cyrus performing as Hannah Montana for
- 11:03Speaker 1: the first time in fifteen years. And the trailer for
- 11:06Speaker 1: the twentieth anniversary special that's gonna be coming to Disney
- 11:10Speaker 1: Plus March twenty fourth, exactly twenty years after the original
- 11:15Speaker 1: Hannah Montana show premiered on the Disney Channel. So they're
- 11:19Speaker 1: gonna have you know, some former cast members and talk
- 11:23Speaker 1: to Miley. Alex Cooper of the Call Her Daddy podcast
- 11:27Speaker 1: is actually the one that's gonna do the interview. Here
- 11:29Speaker 1: was a little teaser for the twenty year anniversary special
- 11:33Speaker 1: Hannah Montana. Wow, this show defined for generations.
- 11:39Speaker 4: This anniversary is for them. For us, this feels like
- 11:43Speaker 4: home to me.
- 11:45Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, man, I'll watch it. I'll watch it
- 11:50Speaker 1: like they recreated the set and everything. Do you remember
- 11:53Speaker 1: the Miley Cyrus Hannah Montana tour. She went on like
- 11:57Speaker 1: that Best of Both Worlds tour. There was a movie,
- 12:01Speaker 1: but I remember that being like the first tour where
- 12:03Speaker 1: it's just like, oh my god, like ticket prices are
- 12:06Speaker 1: out of control. Man, You're right right.
- 12:11Speaker 2: That seemed like the early ticket Master battles where you
- 12:15Speaker 2: couldn't get tickets.
- 12:16Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 12:16Speaker 2: So March twenty fourth hand the Montana twentieth anniversary on
- 12:21Speaker 2: Disney Plus. You remember how Britney Spears got rested the
- 12:25Speaker 2: other day whatever. TMZ now reports that are mugshots not
- 12:29Speaker 2: going to be released to the public. It says because
- 12:32Speaker 2: authorities at the Ventura County Sheriff's Office say that the
- 12:37Speaker 2: department with that booking photo, it doesn't fall within their
- 12:41Speaker 2: requirements and is considered discretionary, so they don't need to.
- 12:45Speaker 1: Put it out.
- 12:45Speaker 2: I guess if they don't want to, so I guess
- 12:47Speaker 2: we won't see Britney's mug shot, which I'm perfectly okay
- 12:50Speaker 2: with because I think just the the way we treat
- 12:54Speaker 2: celebrities is a little different now than we treated them
- 12:57Speaker 2: back in like two thousand and seven.
- 12:58Speaker 1: Like Peak Britney's Beers, right, Perez Hill and just the paparazzi. Like,
- 13:05Speaker 1: I feel like that was the peak of it. But yeah,
- 13:08Speaker 1: I did feel like the backlash someplace like TMZ could
- 13:11Speaker 1: get for posting it too, Yeah, like saying they went
- 13:13Speaker 1: and went and paid for it and snuck it in
- 13:15Speaker 1: somehow and posted it. They would get blown up. Yeah, yes,
- 13:18Speaker 1: I do feel like there is the way we handle
- 13:21Speaker 1: celebrities when they're obviously, you know, going through something is
- 13:25Speaker 1: a lot different than we used to twenty years ago. Hey,
- 13:27Speaker 1: and congratulations to doctor Dre. All right, doctor Dre, all right,
- 13:32Speaker 1: clap it up. Doctor Dre's a billionaire now officially, dud.
- 13:35Speaker 1: Do you remember when Tyrese blew it from him? Do
- 13:37Speaker 1: you know that whole story? I can't remember which documentary
- 13:40Speaker 1: I was watching, but I've what you the Beats headphones deal. Yeah,
- 13:44Speaker 1: when I thought doctor Dre's billionaire for a while because
- 13:47Speaker 1: of that, right, dude, it's Tyresee's fault. So Doctor Dre
- 13:51Speaker 1: and Jimmy Ivan back in twenty fourteen, they sold Beats
- 13:54Speaker 1: to Apple for like three billion, yeah, which eventually turned
- 13:57Speaker 1: into Apple Music whatever. But that night Tyresee posted a
- 14:03Speaker 1: video the R and B singer Tyresee. You know, I
- 14:05Speaker 1: remember yeah, yeah, congratulating doctor Dre right, and he was
- 14:09Speaker 1: like in the studio with him and they posted it.
- 14:11Speaker 1: They were drinking champagne. I remember it. It's like the
- 14:14Speaker 1: first billionaire in hip hop. It's it's doctor Dre. But
- 14:18Speaker 1: I guess the deal wasn't done yet. And then Apple,
- 14:22Speaker 1: I guess lowered the deal once they saw that Tyresee
- 14:25Speaker 1: was talking mess uh just about doctor Dre being a billionaire.
- 14:29Speaker 1: So I guess the deal wasn't for as much as
- 14:32Speaker 1: it was gonna be for just because they basically said, hey,
- 14:35Speaker 1: be quiet about this, and then Tyresee posted a video
- 14:38Speaker 1: and that was the whole thing. But now doctor Dre
- 14:41Speaker 1: is really a billionaire, so it's for real this time.
- 14:43Speaker 1: He's the sixth musician. There's Beyonce, jay Z, Taylor, Rihanna,
- 14:49Speaker 1: and Bruce Springsteen. The Boss, the Boss billionaire. All right,
- 14:54Speaker 1: coming up next on the show. Uh, there's some lightning
- 14:57Speaker 1: out in the forecast, you know, some coming in this
- 15:01Speaker 1: morning's lightning. This guy up, Yeah, we got some storms.
- 15:04Speaker 1: So for today in Freak Show history, we go back
- 15:06Speaker 1: to a local guy named Brad who describes lightning hitting
- 15:11Speaker 1: his house. What a weekend we got, Harry Styles hosting
- 15:16Speaker 1: Saturday Night Live and then the Oscars on Sunday. By
- 15:20Speaker 1: the way, our.
- 15:21Speaker 2: Guy Nate, the crazy Italian guy who's been friend of
- 15:24Speaker 2: the show for like over a decade now.
- 15:26Speaker 1: He breaks down the Oscars like like nobody. He He
- 15:30Speaker 1: was up here yesterday visiting us. We are gonna have
- 15:34Speaker 1: Nate the Crazy Italian Guys picks for the top Oscars
- 15:38Speaker 1: coming up on Friday Mornings show. Here on ninety six
- 15:41Speaker 1: to one.
- 15:42Speaker 2: Kiss it is Mikey and Bob and let's get to
- 15:45Speaker 2: another talkback message here. Send him through the free iHeartRadio
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- 15:49Speaker 5: Hey, this is a message specifically for Holy Schnikey Mikey. Okay,
- 15:54Speaker 5: did you see at Eton Park they have a pistachio
- 15:57Speaker 5: cream pie. Might want to check that out. I saw
- 16:00Speaker 5: it while I was placing a to go order.
- 16:03Speaker 1: Okay, I don't need to check it out. I love
- 16:05Speaker 1: pistachio flavored stuff. Yeah, that pistachio coffee. It tastes like
- 16:10Speaker 1: absolute garbage. But the pistachio muffins a giant eagle I've
- 16:13Speaker 1: talked about a lot on the show. Number one muffin.
- 16:16Speaker 1: I think the first time we talked about them like
- 16:18Speaker 1: people had a hard time finding them because they're so
- 16:21Speaker 1: it was. It was sold out for a while. But
- 16:22Speaker 1: I think you can still get the pistachio muffins a
- 16:25Speaker 1: giant eagle. I think we're back to a regular sort
- 16:27Speaker 1: of sales of them now. But I don't need the
- 16:30Speaker 1: pistachio pie from Eating Park because I would eat the
- 16:36Speaker 1: entire pie myself. I just don't know that that's something
- 16:40Speaker 1: I don't need right now. How do you do with
- 16:41Speaker 1: cream pie? Eh? I'll do good with anything cream pie? Guy, Hey,
- 16:51Speaker 1: I could do without it. I'm not like Mayor Corey O'Connor,
- 16:56Speaker 1: you know, a big fan of cream pie. I know,
- 16:59Speaker 1: I know Noted Yeah, Noted was on the news talking
- 17:03Speaker 1: about it. I could do without it, though, I could
- 17:04Speaker 1: do without. I know you got you got guts problems.
- 17:08Speaker 1: You know your guts are bad with the but you know,
- 17:12Speaker 1: sometimes you just gotta take it. Might be a delicious
- 17:15Speaker 1: problem to have though. Sometimes you just got to take
- 17:17Speaker 1: a swing. Hey, listen, if there was an eating part,
- 17:20Speaker 1: I just got to take a cream pie sometimes, right.
- 17:27Speaker 2: I don't know what's wrong with you this week, but
- 17:29Speaker 2: this has been your funniest week so long.
- 17:32Speaker 1: Yeah, like just you've been saying on the show this week. Man,
- 17:39Speaker 1: all right, it is just talking about cream pies. Man,
- 17:42Speaker 1: it is right around seven o'clock.
- 17:43Speaker 2: Time for us to take you back to a moment
- 17:45Speaker 2: in the show that made us laugh made a smile.
- 17:47Speaker 2: With lightning and storms in the forecast today, let's get
- 17:51Speaker 2: to this from w p X.
- 17:52Speaker 1: I oh, Man. Here he is a guy named Brad
- 18:08Speaker 1: describing the lightning that hit his house and caused a
- 18:11Speaker 1: small fire on w p XI. Come out, and I
- 18:19Speaker 1: mean the best part is this guy's pure ins He's
- 18:23Speaker 1: hearing Andrew mccutchon. Suresey that looks like it's from the strip.
- 18:26Speaker 1: Definitely not an official no no, come out. Yeah, it's
- 18:30Speaker 1: so good.
- 18:32Speaker 2: I mean that's like Star Wars lightsaber sound effects. My
- 18:36Speaker 2: man's going with there and just with a big.
- 18:39Speaker 1: Power there too.
- 18:40Speaker 6: Bradfellow says he was just lying in bed watching TV
- 18:43Speaker 6: when lightning shot through his bedroom.
- 18:45Speaker 1: It was really scary. I've never seen anything. It was
- 18:48Speaker 1: so loud. He come out. I mean, he's gonna tell
- 18:53Speaker 1: you how loud it was. Right.
- 18:56Speaker 6: Brad says he and his girlfriend ran out of the
- 18:58Speaker 6: house on Seaton Street thinking it was on fire.
- 19:01Speaker 1: I would think the same damn thing. After you hear
- 19:03Speaker 1: these noises, you have to think your house is gone.
- 19:06Speaker 1: Come out. You can't expect to have a house after
- 19:13Speaker 1: those noises. He's like reenacting like he's holding the lightning bolt.
- 19:18Speaker 3: He was.
- 19:19Speaker 1: He was in his aconchon strip susey.
- 19:22Speaker 3: Basically moving the lightning.
- 19:24Speaker 1: Bolt around like over here it was wootion, but over
- 19:31Speaker 1: here it was pob like woo again.
- 19:37Speaker 2: This is Brad and Brookline whose house got hit by lightning.
- 19:41Speaker 1: Super Glad that Brad and his girlfriend. Everybody the house
- 19:44Speaker 1: is okay, they're okay.
- 19:46Speaker 3: On across the street, my house on fires, my house,
- 19:48Speaker 3: my roof burning.
- 19:49Speaker 1: Oh man, Brad yell, the cross is straight to the neighbors.
- 19:53Speaker 1: What a treat for those neighbors to right, I mean,
- 19:56Speaker 1: it's Brad comes on all fired up, yeah, just seeing
- 19:58Speaker 1: him his house on fire.
- 19:59Speaker 2: But they missed the show, they missed the noises. All right,
- 20:06Speaker 2: Let's get more of Brad here on w p x.
- 20:08Speaker 1: I ladder truck, engine, truck, engine, truck, five cop cars, ambulance.
- 20:12Speaker 1: All right, So he's given the stats of everybody who
- 20:14Speaker 1: came to Brad's house. The whole street was filled lit
- 20:18Speaker 1: up with lights. All right, whole streets lit up.
- 20:21Speaker 6: God, says the firefighters who responded that night told him
- 20:24Speaker 6: he's lucky to be alive.
- 20:25Speaker 1: Someone's watching me. Someone's watching me, for sure. All right,
- 20:38Speaker 1: maybe maybe I did some editing at the end. There's
- 20:47Speaker 1: there is someone's watching me. Someone's watching me. Traming Kelsey
- 21:00Speaker 1: was on the Pat McAfee show yesterday. He was talking
- 21:03Speaker 1: about Taylor Swift. We'll get to that. Around seven twenty
- 21:06Speaker 1: five here on the Kiss Morning Freak Show. It's Mikey
- 21:08Speaker 1: and Bob. The World Baseball Classic continues. What the hell? Listen,
- 21:14Speaker 1: The USA might be out of it. We're depending on
- 21:17Speaker 1: Italy to beat Mexico now, because.
- 21:21Speaker 2: Italy beat US yesterday eight to six in the World
- 21:25Speaker 2: Baseball Classic, one of the biggest upsets in World Baseball
- 21:29Speaker 2: Classic story.
- 21:30Speaker 1: The US might just be done. Yeah, Italy Mexico tonight.
- 21:33Speaker 1: We need Italy to win or a really high scoring
- 21:36Speaker 1: game and we'll advance on runs allowed. But the US
- 21:39Speaker 1: could be eliminated tonight from the World Baseball Classic after
- 21:42Speaker 1: an upset last night. Oh hey, how about that? How
- 21:45Speaker 1: about the Penns last night though? How about that comeback? Huh?
- 21:48Speaker 1: Another comeback. I mean they keep stealing points. Are they
- 21:52Speaker 1: winning games?
- 21:53Speaker 2: No, but they're getting these points that you know, obviously
- 21:56Speaker 2: matter a lot in the standings five to four.
- 21:59Speaker 1: The Penguins losing care Carolina in a shootout. Stuart Skinner
- 22:03Speaker 1: was awesome, like he kept the Penguins in the game,
- 22:05Speaker 1: and then a Chari scored a goal with the extra
- 22:08Speaker 1: attacker on. They scored two goals within like the last
- 22:11Speaker 1: two minutes to tie the game up. Like you're doing
- 22:14Speaker 1: two goals with a couple of minutes left. It's like, hey,
- 22:17Speaker 1: let's see what we can do here. Yeah, sure, we'll
- 22:18Speaker 1: put an extra attack right there. The boys are out
- 22:20Speaker 1: there fighting, and then Brian Russ tied the game up
- 22:23Speaker 1: in the final minute, but they could not win the shootout.
- 22:26Speaker 1: Though Penguins are one in ten in shootouts this season,
- 22:29Speaker 1: maybe maybe we switched some things up. One in ten
- 22:32Speaker 1: and shootout. Let somebody else shoot how many points we're
- 22:35Speaker 1: losing for that anybody else, Like you have four of
- 22:39Speaker 1: those turned the wins and we're in a completely different
- 22:43Speaker 1: place in the standings because everything's so tight.
- 22:45Speaker 2: Gino and Sid obviously still out. Sid was skating yesterday though,
- 22:50Speaker 2: and I don't know. Man, looking looking close, looking close,
- 22:55Speaker 2: So we'll see.
- 22:56Speaker 1: Dan Muse, the Penguins head coach, said, Sid's going in
- 22:59Speaker 1: the right direction, but his status hasn't changed.
- 23:03Speaker 7: I see.
- 23:03Speaker 1: They're just fighting along though, just waiting to get Gino
- 23:06Speaker 1: and Sid back. Yeah. Season long five game road trip
- 23:09Speaker 1: continues Thursday tomorrow night in Vegas. This is where we
- 23:14Speaker 1: get the ten pm starts, so not a lot of
- 23:16Speaker 1: people are gonna be up watching them, But of course
- 23:18Speaker 1: we'll tell you what happened the next morning as the
- 23:21Speaker 1: Penguins road trip continues.
- 23:24Speaker 2: All right, Travis Kelsey talking about Taylor Swift on the
- 23:27Speaker 2: Pat McFee Show yesterday.
- 23:28Speaker 1: We'll get to that. Also, we've got a round of
- 23:31Speaker 1: Baltimore Ravens facebook comments after their big trade yesterday fell through,
- 23:38Speaker 1: the disappointment Max Crosby, one of the better players in
- 23:42Speaker 1: the league on defense, and that whole thing. Baltimore is
- 23:45Speaker 1: not feeling good. We will we will get to some
- 23:48Speaker 1: Ravens Facebook comments. It's March and we're gonna read some
- 23:52Speaker 1: Ravens Facebook comments. Oh that's that's that's Steeler fans celebrate
- 23:56Speaker 1: their pain, celebrate their pain. We'll get to that around
- 23:59Speaker 1: eight to twenty five. It's Mikey and Bob got the
- 24:03Speaker 1: Love Is Blind Reunion tonight on Netflix. We will do
- 24:07Speaker 1: the Facebook comments reacting to that. Uh, tomorrow on the
- 24:13Speaker 1: Tomorrow on the show Around at nine ten, It's Mikey
- 24:15Speaker 1: and Bob The Kiss Morning Freak Show. Did you see
- 24:19Speaker 1: TMZ posted a few days ago that Donna Kelsey Of course, Uh,
- 24:26Speaker 1: Travis ad Jason's mom. It has become pretty damn famous now,
- 24:30Speaker 1: you know, with Travis in a relationship with Taylor Swift. Uh.
- 24:36Speaker 1: TMZ made a whole post about Donna Kelsey getting renovations
- 24:42Speaker 1: done to one of her homes. Didn't they did? They
- 24:45Speaker 1: made like a whole graphic like a breaking news. Yeah,
- 24:48Speaker 1: it was.
- 24:48Speaker 2: It was a graphic like somebody had been arrested or
- 24:51Speaker 2: somebody died.
- 24:52Speaker 1: I saw that. It was like breaking news. Donna Kelsey's
- 24:56Speaker 1: getting renovations done stop at her home. So Travis Kelsey
- 25:01Speaker 1: was on the Pat McFee show yesterday and asked him
- 25:03Speaker 1: about it.
- 25:03Speaker 8: I didn't even know if she was doing these things.
- 25:05Speaker 8: She needed a guy to come screw some door hinges in.
- 25:07Speaker 8: She could have just called me. But I guess she's
- 25:09Speaker 8: doing a big, massive renovation.
- 25:12Speaker 5: But a time he's too Ohio boys, just a baby
- 25:16Speaker 5: Mom's renovation at hose TMZ breaking news, What a time
- 25:20Speaker 5: to be alive?
- 25:21Speaker 1: Yeah it was. It was a funny graphic. It's just
- 25:24Speaker 1: like all right, TMZ, like like the world is melting
- 25:26Speaker 1: right now TMZ settled down. Of course, Travis Kelsey's not
- 25:30Speaker 1: retiring from from football. The Chiefs have made some moves
- 25:34Speaker 1: this offseason. One more year, right, we had one more
- 25:37Speaker 1: year and they might be reloading.
- 25:38Speaker 2: But he sort of said, you know, a lot of
- 25:41Speaker 2: it had to do with with Taylor because the way
- 25:44Speaker 2: I see this is, uh, you know, he's one of
- 25:47Speaker 2: the greatest tight ends of all time. He's won Super Bowls.
- 25:49Speaker 1: There's not much left for Travis kelce to accomplish, right,
- 25:53Speaker 1: Just walk away from the game, right you you are
- 25:56Speaker 1: about to marry one of the most famous people on
- 25:59Speaker 1: the face of the earth. If you really want to
- 26:00Speaker 1: be connected to the games, do I'm sure any of
- 26:02Speaker 1: the TV? Oh yeah, media, whatever you want, Yeah, anything
- 26:08Speaker 1: you want. Pick Travis Kelcey's on Pat McFee show, just
- 26:12Speaker 1: saying that Taylor sort of inspired him to not retire.
- 26:15Speaker 8: Without a doubt she has we share the same love
- 26:18Speaker 8: for what we do. And we've had this, you know, fortunately,
- 26:21Speaker 8: we've had this desire since we were kids, in our
- 26:24Speaker 8: in our selective professions, and it's just it's amazing to
- 26:27Speaker 8: see her keep going to the table, keep finding new
- 26:30Speaker 8: things to write about, keep finding you know, new melodies
- 26:33Speaker 8: and things like that, and on top of that, still
- 26:35Speaker 8: seeing her have that love and joy in what she does.
- 26:39Speaker 1: And yeah, of course that's motivated. That's motivating for anybody
- 26:42Speaker 1: to see.
- 26:42Speaker 8: Let alone, you know, my fiance and knowing that I'm
- 26:46Speaker 8: going through something where I'm trying to figure out exactly
- 26:50Speaker 8: what the future holds for me, something like that definitely
- 26:53Speaker 8: motivates me to say, you know what, I'm not done either.
- 26:56Speaker 1: You know, I still got some ideas in the back
- 26:58Speaker 1: of my mind. It's still got some juice left to
- 27:00Speaker 1: play this game. Travis Kelsey's so media trained. Now, that's
- 27:04Speaker 1: an answer right there, Huh. How Travis was inspired by
- 27:08Speaker 1: Taylor to just keep doing what he loves. And I'm
- 27:11Speaker 1: sitting there anymore and she's still recording the albums and
- 27:14Speaker 1: I got one more year in me too.
- 27:16Speaker 2: He's probably seeing her work on something that we'll all
- 27:19Speaker 2: know about three years from now. That's probably where Taylor
- 27:22Speaker 2: Swift's at and Travis is probably sitting around like yeah,
- 27:24Speaker 2: like you said, just like, well, I.
- 27:26Speaker 1: Just can't sit around here and be a bum while
- 27:28Speaker 1: she runs circles around me with her career. I as
- 27:31Speaker 1: well play some more football. So Travis Kelsey's going to
- 27:34Speaker 1: be back. Of course we do that, but it's nice
- 27:36Speaker 1: to see him on the Pat mcfree show yesterday. Bob
- 27:39Speaker 1: has gotten Raven's Facebook comments. We are going to get
- 27:41Speaker 1: to that around eight twenty five as they had their
- 27:44Speaker 1: big trade for Max Crosby fall through yesterday. It's marching.
- 27:48Speaker 1: We're digging into the Ravens Facebook column. It's unbelievable the
- 27:51Speaker 1: whole the NFL has on so much of our country.
- 27:55Speaker 2: Also, your chance to win Zara Larson tickets. She's coming
- 27:59Speaker 2: in a few weeks. You stay a Zara Larson tickets
- 28:02Speaker 2: around nine am this morning.
- 28:04Speaker 1: Coming up next though, there's always weird things happening down
- 28:08Speaker 1: in the state of Florida.
- 28:10Speaker 2: We got another weird Florida story that has to do
- 28:12Speaker 2: with a car wash in an axe that is coming
- 28:15Speaker 2: up next down to kiss Morning Freak shouts. Mikey and
- 28:17Speaker 2: Bob always weird things happening down in the state of Florida.
- 28:22Speaker 2: It is time for another Florida story.
- 28:24Speaker 1: He who listeners of the shots.
- 28:29Speaker 9: It's time the double to the suntime stage. Yes, it
- 28:32Speaker 9: happened to that.
- 28:33Speaker 1: It's another Florida story. Down to Florida we go. We
- 28:37Speaker 1: got an inciting in a.
- 28:38Speaker 10: Car wash, a takedown at a Marion County car wash.
- 28:41Speaker 10: In one corner, one of the workers and the other
- 28:43Speaker 10: a man with an axe.
- 28:44Speaker 1: Man, that is so Florida right there. We're at a
- 28:47Speaker 1: car wash down in Florida.
- 28:50Speaker 2: In one corner, car wash employee, other corner, guy with
- 28:54Speaker 2: an ass. The news guy sets it up like it's
- 28:55Speaker 2: somethin of fight club or something happened.
- 28:57Speaker 1: No, he really does, like it's completely normal to just
- 29:01Speaker 1: have this face off.
- 29:03Speaker 10: In one corner, one of the workers and the other
- 29:05Speaker 10: a man with an axe, and it's all caught on video.
- 29:08Speaker 1: And it's all caught on video. And look bags the
- 29:10Speaker 1: guy with the axe. Okay, we got a guy with
- 29:11Speaker 1: a book bag. He's got an axe, I have to say.
- 29:13Speaker 10: The workers in the blue shirts, we're trying to tell
- 29:15Speaker 10: that man to leave.
- 29:17Speaker 1: Okay. Yeah, car wash is closing because they were locking
- 29:19Speaker 1: up for the night. Yeah, car wash is closing out
- 29:22Speaker 1: of here, or just keep it moving because you're walking
- 29:24Speaker 1: around with an axe. Yeah yeah, like all right, we're
- 29:28Speaker 1: closing for the day.
- 29:29Speaker 10: That's when the man pulls out an axe and starts
- 29:31Speaker 10: walking towards them. Moments later, right there, one of the
- 29:34Speaker 10: workers takes him down. That guy just eighteen years old.
- 29:37Speaker 2: Okay, this is basically like a kid here, like an
- 29:40Speaker 2: eighteen year old who's working at the car washer sees
- 29:42Speaker 2: the guy with the axe. It's just like, nah, not
- 29:44Speaker 2: on my shift, this isn't happening.
- 29:46Speaker 1: And runs after the guy and takes him to the ground.
- 29:48Speaker 1: The guy with the axe, they hab to say.
- 29:50Speaker 10: The man is still holding onto that axe, and that's
- 29:52Speaker 10: when another worker right there tries to pull it away.
- 29:55Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a whole thing. Now.
- 29:56Speaker 10: The teen who's on top of him, he starts throwing,
- 29:59Speaker 10: blows right at the man's head.
- 30:01Speaker 1: Yeah, the guy's face got all messed up. That's the
- 30:03Speaker 1: guy with the axe who's getting beat up by the
- 30:05Speaker 1: eighteen year old car washed down in Florida. I don't
- 30:07Speaker 1: know how much, old buddy he's making at the car wash,
- 30:09Speaker 1: but it's not enough to fight a guy with an axe. No,
- 30:11Speaker 1: it's it's not at all. It's not at all. Even
- 30:14Speaker 1: if it's your car washing, you own it, it's not enough,
- 30:17Speaker 1: you know.
- 30:18Speaker 10: A short time later, deputy showed up to this.
- 30:20Speaker 1: Okay, okay, that's the the ax man, the guy with
- 30:26Speaker 1: the axe. He's not resisting, he didn't do anything. Okay,
- 30:32Speaker 1: what's going on going on? I'm pretty sure I know
- 30:35Speaker 1: what's going on. What's going on? Pretty sure there's something
- 30:38Speaker 1: that you can do that will make you show up
- 30:42Speaker 1: to a car wash in Florida with an axe. I'm
- 30:44Speaker 1: pretty sure. I'm pretty sure we all know what this
- 30:47Speaker 1: is gonna be. He was cuffed.
- 30:49Speaker 10: Deputy say, they found a meth pipe on him.
- 30:51Speaker 1: Oh no, it's math again again. Man, if we can
- 30:57Speaker 1: all just stop doing math, not like all of us,
- 30:59Speaker 1: not like we all do. But if we, just as
- 31:01Speaker 1: a society could get rid of meth, you know, we'd
- 31:04Speaker 1: have we'd have a lot, let me have. Florida would
- 31:06Speaker 1: still be weird doing weird stuff. Florida would still be
- 31:09Speaker 1: at it. Yeah, Florida would find some other way to
- 31:11Speaker 1: get high.
- 31:12Speaker 10: He's facing a couple of charges, including activated assault with
- 31:14Speaker 10: the deadly weapon.
- 31:15Speaker 2: Yeah, we always warn you don't do the hard drugs.
- 31:18Speaker 2: Why because you could end up swinging your axe at
- 31:21Speaker 2: a car wash down in Florida.
- 31:22Speaker 1: It is Florida making the show once again, the Mic
- 31:27Speaker 1: and Fog Podcast.
- 31:30Speaker 2: It was a double Cam day for the Steelers yesterday.
- 31:34Speaker 2: Cam Hayward gets an extension with the Steelers one year,
- 31:38Speaker 2: so he's now on a two year deal. He is
- 31:40Speaker 2: the It's the largest contract to give it to an
- 31:42Speaker 2: NFL defensive player over the age of thirty six. He
- 31:45Speaker 2: turns thirty seven in May. He is still great. He's
- 31:48Speaker 2: still playing at like an all pro level.
- 31:49Speaker 1: So Cam Hayward with an extension and another Cam, Cameron
- 31:54Speaker 1: Johnston is back with the Steelers. Veteran punter signs a
- 31:58Speaker 1: one year deal with the team. It's Mikey and Bob
- 32:01Speaker 1: the Kiss Morning Freak Show. There is the eight ten
- 32:05Speaker 1: men's basketball Championship at the Arena YEA for the next
- 32:10Speaker 1: few days of today. Obviously it's a big deal. We
- 32:13Speaker 1: got March Madness coming up for the men's and women's
- 32:16Speaker 1: the selection shows and everything. How about pitt men's basketball yesterday?
- 32:20Speaker 1: Huh they get a buzzer beater DeMarco Minor, last second
- 32:25Speaker 1: game winner with zero point four seconds left. Yeah, Pitt
- 32:30Speaker 1: beat Stanford sixty four to sixty three. They play NC
- 32:33Speaker 1: State today at noon. The reason I bring this up, though,
- 32:36Speaker 1: is because have you heard the person who was singing
- 32:41Speaker 1: during Stanford shooting foul shots? So I don't know if
- 32:45Speaker 1: this is just a pit fan. I don't know if
- 32:47Speaker 1: this is somebody in the pit band who is doing it.
- 32:49Speaker 2: But the first song they start singing, right, you got
- 32:53Speaker 2: a guy from Stanford about shoot fall shots.
- 32:56Speaker 1: And then one person. Now there is not a lot
- 32:58Speaker 1: of people who are watching a a week day afternoon
- 33:04Speaker 1: game between Pitt and stand right, so there's not a
- 33:06Speaker 1: lot of people in the crowd, and then you just
- 33:09Speaker 1: hear somebody scream singing Iris by Goo Goo Dolls Celtic
- 33:16Speaker 1: in the first despite the person a really loud guy
- 33:26Speaker 1: singing the Goo Goo Dolls behind us off, the actually
- 33:33Speaker 1: saying a guy behind us goo dolls really loudly. Not
- 33:36Speaker 1: sure how that threw him off. And then after that
- 33:39Speaker 1: he goes into Creed in the game, a little bit
- 33:42Speaker 1: of Creed.
- 33:43Speaker 8: Higher transition, Keeler recognizing is right there.
- 33:47Speaker 2: For finishing now it now it sounds like somebody, it
- 33:51Speaker 2: sounds like they're getting more people to sing and there
- 33:54Speaker 2: there I believe there was one more. They started singing again.
- 33:57Speaker 1: This is just fans at the pit game yesterday against Stanford,
- 34:01Speaker 1: first ar ACC Tournament.
- 34:03Speaker 2: Fans just scream singing songs because there's nobody there and
- 34:07Speaker 2: it's pretty quiet.
- 34:08Speaker 4: Uh.
- 34:09Speaker 1: The song Linger by the Cranberries. Okay, you want to
- 34:14Speaker 1: finish over that night shoulder. He loves to go over
- 34:17Speaker 1: the left shoulder. His attention to detail and the execution
- 34:20Speaker 1: the scallery to work to ultimately terminally do he winner?
- 34:23Speaker 1: Your things down? You stretch, so streak through a viral
- 34:26Speaker 1: Rosie who is thirty six percents amazing. So hey, salute
- 34:31Speaker 1: to whoever that was. Yeah, listen, there is not all
- 34:35Speaker 1: sporting events are are great in a sold out crowd,
- 34:41Speaker 1: had a crowd winner with the creed people joined me in.
- 34:46Speaker 1: Yeah he did, he did. I hope whoever that is
- 34:48Speaker 1: is at the game today and has a list of
- 34:51Speaker 1: songs that they're gonna sing. Pusian Kiler recognizing Rose's right
- 34:55Speaker 1: there for finishing. I'll all right, hey, whoever it is,
- 34:58Speaker 1: keep it going because Pitt plays again today NC State
- 35:02Speaker 1: at at noon. Man things fell apart for the Baltimore
- 35:06Speaker 1: Ravens yesterday, they had this big trade in place couple
- 35:09Speaker 1: of first round picks for one of the best defensive
- 35:11Speaker 1: players in the league. Max Crosby were Raiders. You were
- 35:15Speaker 1: probably feeling, yeah, feeling great about it. Yeah, uh, that
- 35:19Speaker 1: deal all fell apart because I guess he failed his physical. So,
- 35:23Speaker 1: I mean, listen, did not think we were going to
- 35:25Speaker 1: be doing this in March, but we have Baltimore Ravens
- 35:28Speaker 1: Facebook comments to read on the show coming up around
- 35:30Speaker 1: eight twenty five. Stick around for that. It's Kiss Morning
- 35:33Speaker 1: Freak Show, Mikey and Bob We could. I just remember
- 35:37Speaker 1: another show that I gotta watch came out. It came
- 35:40Speaker 1: out yesterday. What now One Piece, One Piece season two
- 35:44Speaker 1: on Netflix. Okay, the anime like they do live action.
- 35:49Speaker 1: Season one was great. Now I gotta watch season two
- 35:52Speaker 1: One Piece on Netflix. Don't have the time right, got
- 35:55Speaker 1: to get through Love is Blind Reunion first, but that
- 35:58Speaker 1: is tonight and tomorrow on the show, we will have
- 36:00Speaker 1: Love is Blind Reunion Facebook comments. A hugely popular show
- 36:04Speaker 1: on Netflix. But before Love is Blind comes out, I
- 36:08Speaker 1: need to continue to talk about the number one show
- 36:10Speaker 1: on Netflix, which is The Dinosaur's documentary done by Steven Spielberg.
- 36:16Speaker 1: And has absolutely blown a lot of our minds. One
- 36:19Speaker 1: four episodes it has What is this show done to you?
- 36:23Speaker 2: Uh?
- 36:24Speaker 1: This show has just made me realize how crazy evolution is.
- 36:29Speaker 1: You know.
- 36:30Speaker 2: It's like, Okay, we didn't have this, and then all
- 36:33Speaker 2: of a sudden we had this because it just evolved
- 36:37Speaker 2: from like the water it's wild man yesterday?
- 36:40Speaker 1: Is it ready for this? A good three hour of
- 36:42Speaker 1: the show. You just kept telling me about sharks, Dude,
- 36:45Speaker 1: I had no clue about sharks, man. Sharks are older
- 36:48Speaker 1: than the dinosaurs. Sharks are older than the North Star,
- 36:53Speaker 1: not humans finding the North Star, since the north Star
- 36:56Speaker 1: was the North Star. Sharks were there before it. They
- 37:00Speaker 1: it's birds though, well, birds are still around. We still
- 37:03Speaker 1: got birds. Birds are dinosaurs. It's it was a lot
- 37:07Speaker 1: to take in, man, Like you know how it ends
- 37:09Speaker 1: with the dinosaur, the dinosaurs, with the meteorite and the
- 37:12Speaker 1: whole extinction. Yeah, you see that.
- 37:15Speaker 11: Though.
- 37:15Speaker 1: Man, I gotta be honest, it's kind of sad watching
- 37:17Speaker 1: the dinosaurs die.
- 37:19Speaker 2: You know, I felt like, I want four episodes with dinosaurs.
- 37:23Speaker 2: You know, are you surprised at But it's like they
- 37:26Speaker 2: you know, you know, they're killing the main character. But
- 37:28Speaker 2: when they do it, You're still like, oh man, that's
- 37:31Speaker 2: so close to it. I'd say it was there one
- 37:34Speaker 2: that you liked more than the others.
- 37:35Speaker 1: That tyrannosaurs. Rex is damn animal.
- 37:37Speaker 2: You know before the t rex dude that they aim Hey,
- 37:42Speaker 2: when the climate started changing and it started getting cold places,
- 37:45Speaker 2: Oh okay, dude, there was like a furry t rex.
- 37:48Speaker 1: Oh my god, did this thing? Man, a fuzzy rex
- 37:52Speaker 1: dude that wasn't called fuzzy rex, but there was this
- 37:56Speaker 1: cold like t rex looking dinosaur that had all this
- 38:00Speaker 1: fur on it. Oh man, let me get to a
- 38:02Speaker 1: talk back message here brought to us by One Team
- 38:04Speaker 1: Media to Mike and Bombs, John the Screaming Hug Swift
- 38:07Speaker 1: and Mikey. Yesterday you were discussing the Dinosaur show on Netflix.
- 38:11Speaker 1: I watched it.
- 38:12Speaker 7: I lost my mind at multiple scenes because of how
- 38:14Speaker 7: good this show is. I cried at the ending and
- 38:18Speaker 7: when I just started wondering, like, how was anything alive?
- 38:21Speaker 7: Because at the end of every single episode, Morgan Freeman
- 38:24Speaker 7: tells us how like oceans disappeared and then they showed
- 38:27Speaker 7: back up like volcano started erupting. I don't know how
- 38:31Speaker 7: anything is alive. After watching this show.
- 38:34Speaker 1: I don't know if I need to go on this
- 38:36Speaker 1: emotion or roller coaster of this dinosaur show. Let me
- 38:39Speaker 1: tell you a quick thing. If I'm gonna be in
- 38:40Speaker 1: tears at some point and then when it ends, question
- 38:45Speaker 1: and if being here, I don't know if I need
- 38:47Speaker 1: to be on that ride. Evolution is the craziest thing.
- 38:51Speaker 1: There was a point, go ahead, tell me tell me
- 38:57Speaker 1: this is an off air conversation that's about to go
- 39:00Speaker 1: on there. At one point, I'm seriously discussing the dinosaurs
- 39:04Speaker 1: thing on Netflix, and I go to Bob, I'm not
- 39:09Speaker 1: sure that mermaids weren't real at some point. That's what
- 39:16Speaker 1: this Dinosaur Show has me questioning. Like I thought, at
- 39:21Speaker 1: some point we probably had big Everything came from the water, dude,
- 39:26Speaker 1: everything came from the water everything. Do you think the
- 39:29Speaker 1: sharks ain't the mermaids? Is that what happened? Mermaids? Murmur?
- 39:36Speaker 1: The sharks have been there forever. Of course they're probably
- 39:39Speaker 1: eating mermaids if mermaids were real. Dude, I did listen
- 39:42Speaker 1: if they do another if they do another documentary on this,
- 39:46Speaker 1: like the dinosaurs, because part two might be the birds,
- 39:49Speaker 1: because we still got birds around here, Mermaids Now. Oh
- 39:52Speaker 1: my god, man, I think Mermaids might have been real.
- 39:55Speaker 1: Love is Blind finale. The reunion is tonight on net
- 40:00Speaker 1: Flinck's excited for that. We will do Facebook comments tomorrow
- 40:03Speaker 1: on the show. Coming up next, though, there was big
- 40:06Speaker 1: news in the NFL that is still reverberating today. The
- 40:10Speaker 1: Ravens back out of a major trade with the Raiders
- 40:14Speaker 1: for Max Crosby. Why do we care about it in Pittsburgh? Well,
- 40:18Speaker 1: Max Crosby's not coming after whoever the Steelers quarterback is
- 40:21Speaker 1: going to be. But we love Ravens fans Tiers Ravens
- 40:25Speaker 1: Facebook comments. Next, on The Kiss Morning Free Show, it's
- 40:28Speaker 1: Mikey and Bob and a chance for you to win
- 40:30Speaker 1: Zara Larson tickets around nine amnty six to one. Kiss
- 40:36Speaker 1: Your chance to win Zara Larson tickets. She is playing
- 40:40Speaker 1: March twenty second at Stage AE. Your chance at tickets
- 40:43Speaker 1: coming up around nine am. Here on the Kiss Morning.
- 40:44Speaker 2: Free Show, It's Mikey and Bob Hey Steelers Cam Hayward
- 40:49Speaker 2: one year extension, So he's got a two year deal
- 40:52Speaker 2: now here we go. He is the highest paid defensive.
- 40:56Speaker 1: Player ever in the NFL at the age of thirty
- 40:58Speaker 1: six or older camp to thirty seven in May. So
- 41:01Speaker 1: congrats to Cam Ay. He still doing it, still out
- 41:05Speaker 1: here doing it. He's very Sidney Crosby like where it's
- 41:08Speaker 1: like he's not falling off the older he gets really
- 41:11Speaker 1: So congrats the Cam you know, obviously wants to be
- 41:14Speaker 1: a one helmet guy for his career. Steelers are also
- 41:17Speaker 1: bringing back veteran punter, the Australian Cameron Johnston. He is
- 41:23Speaker 1: also staying with the team. But I think the biggest
- 41:25Speaker 1: news in the NFL yesterday on day two of free
- 41:28Speaker 1: agency was what happened with the Raiders and Ravens. The
- 41:31Speaker 1: Raiders agreed to send Max Crosby, who's one of the
- 41:35Speaker 1: best defensive players in the league, to the Ravens for
- 41:38Speaker 1: a couple of first rounds. You believe the biggest move
- 41:41Speaker 1: that happened any of the free agents, you know what
- 41:43Speaker 1: I mean. Yeah, It's like the biggest thing that happened
- 41:45Speaker 1: in the NFL. The Raiders then posted last night the
- 41:48Speaker 1: Baltimore Ravens have backed out of our trade agreement with
- 41:51Speaker 1: Max Crosby. We will have no further comment at this time.
- 41:55Speaker 1: So a lot of people are thinking maybe the Ravens
- 41:58Speaker 1: just backed out of this, like you didn't pass his
- 42:00Speaker 1: physical or something's fishy here, or maybe they think we
- 42:03Speaker 1: can sign some other players and keep I didn't even
- 42:06Speaker 1: think of it. It was real. When I first thought,
- 42:09Speaker 1: I'm like, Wow, it's weird.
- 42:10Speaker 2: It's weird to have a blockbuster trade where everybody signs
- 42:12Speaker 2: off on it, but then it can't be signed until today,
- 42:16Speaker 2: and before it even gets signed, they back out of
- 42:19Speaker 2: the deal. Hold on, let me get to our buddy
- 42:20Speaker 2: here Weed Nico, who listens to the show on the iHeartRadio.
- 42:23Speaker 1: App all the way in the state of Washington. Boy, yeah, okay, boys,
- 42:29Speaker 1: we DECOPENI wasn't hey. We gotta go immediately, and I
- 42:34Speaker 1: mean immediately. To these Ravens Facebook comments, there's gotta be
- 42:39Speaker 1: like three rounds today, no joke, man, say back out
- 42:43Speaker 1: of the back Crosby deal. Yeah all right, here we
- 42:46Speaker 1: go the way You're going to a very deep Oh
- 42:50Speaker 1: yeah like that. It's time for ninety six to one
- 42:54Speaker 1: kiss Facebook comments Baltimore Ravens Facebook comments section after they
- 43:00Speaker 1: back out of the Max Crosby deal. Glenn e season
- 43:04Speaker 1: is over. This screwed our free agent signings. Harbaugh is
- 43:09Speaker 1: gone just trade Lamar Jackson at this point, and rip
- 43:12Speaker 1: our guts out, and we're off, rip our guts out.
- 43:15Speaker 1: How you doing, Baltimore. They're down bad, They're.
- 43:18Speaker 2: Down bad, Eugene m Lamar. That boy is gonna flop
- 43:22Speaker 2: this season. Fall in Winter are going to sock. I'm
- 43:26Speaker 2: so damn mad. I thought we actually had something to
- 43:28Speaker 2: cheer for. Thanks for ruining my spring somehow, Rams there
- 43:34Speaker 2: goes spring. Deborah h here my second husband's name was Max. Okay,
- 43:39Speaker 2: deb I could have told you this Crosby guy was
- 43:42Speaker 2: a jerk.
- 43:43Speaker 1: Okay? Are all Max is bad? No? Deb Nos Okay.
- 43:47Speaker 1: Brian Jay in the Ravens Facebook comments, Our ball's gone. Yeah,
- 43:52Speaker 1: ownership has failed us over and over. It's gonna be
- 43:54Speaker 1: a long time before I can wear Ravens gear again. Wow,
- 44:00Speaker 1: I'm done with this team. Damn done with the team
- 44:05Speaker 1: out wearing the gear. Send Brian Jay to the crossroads.
- 44:09Speaker 1: He's never coming back. Is ruined no longer and metemis
- 44:16Speaker 1: Ragons football and Ravens football.
- 44:19Speaker 2: Brad p Here in the Baltimore Ravens Facebook comments, being
- 44:22Speaker 2: in my forties, I had.
- 44:25Speaker 1: A significant meniscus surgery and I was fine after six
- 44:30Speaker 1: weeks something's fishy about this whole thing. It's right, okay, Brad,
- 44:36Speaker 1: Brad had this done, okay, and he was ready to
- 44:38Speaker 1: go after six weeks. Okay, Brad, you're Brad. Of course
- 44:44Speaker 1: you're Brad. Brad the Facebook doctor Nancy R. I used
- 44:48Speaker 1: to love watching the Baltimore Colts with my pap as
- 44:51Speaker 1: a kid. Now the NFL is triple x rated.
- 44:54Speaker 2: I believe in Jesus, and I don't watch football unbelievable,
- 45:00Speaker 2: like unbelievable. That's a person in the face, man me,
- 45:04Speaker 2: Matthew D Listen, I love them, but the Ravens, the
- 45:09Speaker 2: Ravens are poop man.
- 45:12Speaker 1: Wow. And one more here, Austin D. Why am I
- 45:16Speaker 1: a fan of this trash ass team of Baltimore Ravens.
- 45:20Speaker 1: Everybody's questioning all they don't deserve my money. No, I
- 45:24Speaker 1: don't even want my season tickets for the Ravens this year.
- 45:29Speaker 1: There we go, turn in the tickets. The trade didn't
- 45:33Speaker 1: go through with Crossby everybody's done. Baltimore's down bad. Never
- 45:39Speaker 1: watching Ravens football like that and met missus Ravens football
- 45:43Speaker 1: and Ravens football.
- 45:47Speaker 2: Rainy hot today, lightning storms today, wendy, windy out hies
- 45:53Speaker 2: today in the mid seventies though, so it's warm, but
- 45:56Speaker 2: it's stormy out today it is Mikey and Bob the
- 45:58Speaker 2: Kiss Morning Freak Show. Let's get to this talk back
- 46:00Speaker 2: message brought to us by One Team Media in Valdislora.
- 46:03Speaker 4: I went to a wedding in Baltimore this weekend. The
- 46:06Speaker 4: bride was from Baltimore, the groom was from Pittsburgh, whoa.
- 46:09Speaker 4: And during the father of the bride's speech, the dad
- 46:12Speaker 4: made sure to say that he would forgive the groom
- 46:15Speaker 4: for marrying into a raven's family. And all the Pittsburghers
- 46:19Speaker 4: took the napkins off their table and wave them like
- 46:22Speaker 4: terrible coals. And I just thought that was great.
- 46:24Speaker 1: And Pickburg, it's awesome. It is great. It's awesome, especially
- 46:29Speaker 1: since the wedding was done in Baltimore. All Right, I
- 46:32Speaker 1: guess I'll accept the man family even though he's a
- 46:34Speaker 1: Steeler fan also in the Pittsburgh PA. Get the napkins
- 46:37Speaker 1: out we go. All that's great. All right, let's get
- 46:42Speaker 1: into some of this here.
- 46:43Speaker 3: We're all going to alert something together right now. It's
- 46:46Speaker 3: time to find that what the hell is this trading
- 46:49Speaker 3: with Mikey and bad.
- 46:51Speaker 1: Hey. I saw the Incredible Hulk was trending, and I
- 46:55Speaker 1: got excited because I'm like, oh, is this like Mark
- 46:58Speaker 1: Ruffalo Incredible Hulk?
- 47:00Speaker 2: Is this like Marvel Incredible Hulk? Are we about to
- 47:03Speaker 2: get something from Avengers? You know, like next Avengers movies
- 47:09Speaker 2: and everything?
- 47:10Speaker 6: Right right?
- 47:10Speaker 1: Yeah? Are we about to get this? And then I
- 47:13Speaker 1: look and no, that's not it.
- 47:15Speaker 2: Somebody just posted you definitely a gen X or millennial
- 47:19Speaker 2: if you know what this is called. And it's a
- 47:20Speaker 2: bottle of that blue hypnotic drink with a bottle of Hennessy.
- 47:24Speaker 2: Mix it together and it makes a green drink called
- 47:27Speaker 2: the Incredible Hulk.
- 47:28Speaker 1: If you know, you know what a gross ass drink
- 47:31Speaker 1: that we used to drink, right, that was the kind
- 47:34Speaker 1: of drink that you would drink when you would yes,
- 47:37Speaker 1: when you a whole night eraser, end up waking up
- 47:42Speaker 1: the next day, go what it happens? End up two
- 47:46Speaker 1: thirty in the morning sleeping on a couch at h
- 47:49Speaker 1: two to zero in the Strip District, just going how
- 47:51Speaker 1: what happened? What happened? I'll long go home. So that's
- 47:56Speaker 1: why the Incredible Hulk's trending because a lot of people
- 47:58Speaker 1: are like that drinks called Incredible Hulk. Also, we got
- 48:02Speaker 1: some new emojis, right that, Apple's releasing eight new emojis
- 48:08Speaker 1: this spring. We got ballet dancers, a distorted face with
- 48:12Speaker 1: like its eyes bugging out from its head like a
- 48:15Speaker 1: fight cloud thing you would see in cartoons, like a
- 48:18Speaker 1: dust up, a landslide, an orca okay, okay, trombone, a
- 48:27Speaker 1: treasure chest into hairy creature. So basically like, we got
- 48:34Speaker 1: a big foot sasquatch emoji. Now, are we about to
- 48:36Speaker 1: have a hairy creature summer? You? Maybe? I think you are.
- 48:43Speaker 1: Watch out hairy creature emojis in the chat. I know
- 48:47Speaker 1: we're going out and I said you hairy creature? Oh man,
- 48:50Speaker 1: it's the mindy racers happening. That means we're drinking incredible
- 48:55Speaker 1: Hulks all night and we're gonna get hairy. You know what?
- 49:00Speaker 1: What the harry creature emoji?
- 49:02Speaker 5: Hey?
- 49:02Speaker 1: Also, can we talk about Heines here real quick? Because
- 49:05Speaker 1: we love Heines?
- 49:06Speaker 2: Right, Heinz sponsor the show and everything you love Heines
- 49:11Speaker 2: the best. Heins Japan is set to release limited edition
- 49:15Speaker 2: ketchup bottle that'll have three different designs.
- 49:20Speaker 1: Of Pikachu. Wow, you mean to tell me that Heines
- 49:25Speaker 1: Japan is making Pokemon Ketchup with Pikachu on the bottle.
- 49:29Speaker 1: Doesn't then end up here? I don't know.
- 49:32Speaker 2: I feel like we're the city of Hines, even though
- 49:35Speaker 2: I did not even know Heines Japan was a thing.
- 49:38Speaker 1: I'll pay for shipping. How do I get him? How
- 49:41Speaker 1: do I get them? You want all three bottles? Yeah? Yeah,
- 49:44Speaker 1: I do. You're gonna put them on display, dude, that's yes.
- 49:48Speaker 1: You know, like the Steeler two Iron City cans. That's
- 49:52Speaker 1: that's my version. Walk into your house. He's got a
- 49:56Speaker 1: shellfull hine. And then I tell everybody this ain't from
- 50:02Speaker 1: around here. I got the special from Japan. Been He's
- 50:06Speaker 1: been imported. These went through customs, all right. He's got
- 50:11Speaker 1: to prove now everybody gets these. This is very rare
- 50:14Speaker 1: to even have these in America. Hey, somebody at Hines,
- 50:17Speaker 1: can you send me the Pikachu bottles? Please? There's three
- 50:20Speaker 1: of them. I can't go to Japan. If I go
- 50:23Speaker 1: to Japan and not coming back, I'm too tall for that. Okay,
- 50:27Speaker 1: they will fall in love with me in that country. Please.
- 50:30Speaker 1: You will lose me to Japan unless I get pikachuw
- 50:33Speaker 1: catch up folly times, make dreams come.
- 50:36Speaker 2: True, your chance to win Zara Larson tickets. Coming up
- 50:39Speaker 2: next on the show around nine am. It's Mikey and
- 50:41Speaker 2: Bob Cass.
- 50:43Speaker 1: I'm Michael and Bob. Don't put Granny in the middle
- 50:47Speaker 1: of the dance circle. She's never done this time. She
- 50:51Speaker 1: doesn't even know how she got in the center of
- 50:53Speaker 1: the everybodyds.
- 50:57Speaker 2: I screamed the Mikey and Bob podcast on iHeart Radio
- 51:00Speaker 2: or wherever you get your podcasts.
- 51:02Speaker 11: It is Mikey and Bob, and it is time to
- 51:04Speaker 11: say something nice, Say something nice, Say something nice now.
- 51:12Speaker 11: There's nothing wrong Bob with me and you wanting to
- 51:15Speaker 11: say something nice about someone too?
- 51:18Speaker 1: Who would you like to say something nice about this morning?
- 51:21Speaker 1: Nate the Italian Guys sweet mother, oh man, Nate the
- 51:25Speaker 1: crazy Town Guy's been like a friend of the show here,
- 51:27Speaker 1: a friend of ours for over a decade. And his
- 51:30Speaker 1: mom always just a sweet Italian mother. He showed up
- 51:34Speaker 1: yesterday after the show with trays of food for us.
- 51:38Speaker 1: He had strawberries and cream that his mom made, like
- 51:41Speaker 1: these Italian sandwiches, little Italian breakfast squares. They're delicious, man,
- 51:47Speaker 1: they were. She's the best. Yeah, I've been over to
- 51:50Speaker 1: his house a couple times before too, and she does
- 51:53Speaker 1: not mess around with the cooking. It is just she
- 51:56Speaker 1: doesn't play in the kitchen. I just love how every
- 51:59Speaker 1: time we uh seen date the crazy Italian guy, he
- 52:02Speaker 1: basically shows up with something that his Italian mother cooked
- 52:06Speaker 1: for us, just for us. Yeah, it's just the best.
- 52:08Speaker 1: All right, let's get to another one here. Say something nice,
- 52:14Speaker 1: say something nice. Good morning boys. It's Ghostbuster Dave, and
- 52:18Speaker 1: I just want to say something nice. Oh, goat Ghostbuster, Dave.
- 52:23Speaker 1: Say something nice. Ghostbuster on the line. Okay, all right, No, no,
- 52:30Speaker 1: something nice. Say something nice about the people at the
- 52:33Speaker 1: Pittsburgh Saint Patrick's Say parad.
- 52:35Speaker 2: Okay, Ghostbuster Dave wants to say something nice about the
- 52:38Speaker 2: people parade day this weekend.
- 52:40Speaker 1: Yes, Saint Patrick's Day parade. Yes that is uh, that's
- 52:44Speaker 1: Sunday ten am. You have been attending him for about
- 52:46Speaker 1: sixteen years now, and every single year they are amazing.
- 52:49Speaker 1: They're fantastic. Yeah, and I love working with them. Wow.
- 52:53Speaker 1: Hope to see you boy soon. Happy birthday, Bob. Okay
- 52:57Speaker 1: you thank you. Say something nice, Say something nice. Bob's
- 53:03Speaker 1: birthday was January first. It's it's the middle of March now.
- 53:06Speaker 1: Uh yeah, Saint Patrick's Day Parade this weekend. Yes, salute
- 53:10Speaker 1: to the Ghostbusters too. You know, say something nice about
- 53:13Speaker 1: the Ghostbusters.
- 53:14Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 53:14Speaker 1: Steel City Ghostbusters is a group of people who just
- 53:17Speaker 1: love the Ghostbusters. They have Ghostbuster vehicles, they dress up
- 53:21Speaker 1: like Ghostbusters, they got Proton packs and everything.
- 53:24Speaker 2: They have been coming out to our yearly toy drive
- 53:28Speaker 2: stuff a bus that we do towards the the end
- 53:31Speaker 2: of the year after Thanksgiving.
- 53:33Speaker 1: I want to say for almost like fifteen years now. Like,
- 53:36Speaker 1: it is incredible the support we get from the local Ghostbuster. Yeah,
- 53:42Speaker 1: they're giving and their community has turned them into like
- 53:45Speaker 1: a full fledged charity organization. Yeah, it's it's awesome. Look
- 53:49Speaker 1: look for them on Saturday if you're down at the parade.
- 53:51Speaker 1: They're they're they're they're the best. I love being able
- 53:53Speaker 1: to say things on our show of like yeah, we
- 53:56Speaker 1: have like an army of local furries that like will
- 53:59Speaker 1: hang out with us, or like yeah, yeah we got Ghostbuster.
- 54:03Speaker 1: We have a really good relationship. We've known the local
- 54:06Speaker 1: Ghostbusters for about fifteen years now.
- 54:09Speaker 2: It's just weird, but I think it's just fits perfectly
- 54:12Speaker 2: with our show. All right, here's your chance. It's ar
- 54:14Speaker 2: Larson tickets. Good luck right now, Kiss, Thank congratulations to
- 54:20Speaker 2: Resa from Carnegie. Just won the tickets to go see
- 54:23Speaker 2: Zara Larson. At stage, Ae said she's gonna take her
- 54:26Speaker 2: daughter Allison with her. More's ar Larson tickets Tomorrow morning
- 54:29Speaker 2: and Friday morning around nine am. It is Mikey and
- 54:33Speaker 2: Bob The Kiss Morning Freak Show. Pittman's basketball advanced in
- 54:37Speaker 2: the ACC Tournament yesterday Last second Shot. Pitt is the
- 54:42Speaker 2: fifteenth and final seed in the tournament. They win sixty
- 54:47Speaker 2: four to sixty three over Stanford. They play NC State
- 54:51Speaker 2: today at noon.
- 54:52Speaker 1: Don't let them heat up, well, don't don't let whoever
- 54:55Speaker 1: was in the crowd singing random songs while Stanford was
- 54:59Speaker 1: shooting fall stop shots. Don't let them back in the building.
- 55:03Speaker 1: Pitt might go all the way here and win the
- 55:05Speaker 1: ACC Tournament again. This was somebody randomly singing Google Dolls
- 55:10Speaker 1: iris as Stanford was shooting file shots to three in
- 55:14Speaker 1: the first man, It's it's so lofty. They were singing Creed,
- 55:24Speaker 1: they were singing cerys Linger. Great job. Whoever that was.
- 55:28Speaker 1: Pitt playing NC State today at noon. As you know,
- 55:31Speaker 1: we have these h the conference tournaments going on. The
- 55:34Speaker 1: A ten men's basketball tournament is at PPG Paints Arena
- 55:38Speaker 1: for the next couple of days through the weekend. Here. Yeah,
- 55:41Speaker 1: you will college hoops at the at the arena. Hey,
- 55:45Speaker 1: how about the Pens Last night hockey, They didn't get
- 55:48Speaker 1: a win.
- 55:48Speaker 2: They mose five to four in a shootout, which they're
- 55:52Speaker 2: not great at shootouts this year when they won in
- 55:55Speaker 2: ten one in ten and shootouts good, but they were
- 55:58Speaker 2: down a couple of goals just a couple of minutes left.
- 56:00Speaker 1: They pulled the goalie Stewart Skinner. By the way, Penn's
- 56:03Speaker 1: goalie had a great game. You see that dude's mustache.
- 56:06Speaker 1: You want to talk about Stash, I know that dude's packing. Well,
- 56:09Speaker 1: we started to show this morning on high alert for
- 56:14Speaker 1: your mustache because Bob has had a mustache for three
- 56:16Speaker 1: or four years now. I almost made a horrible mistake.
- 56:19Speaker 1: I mean, I know you were talking about the Pens here,
- 56:21Speaker 1: and I don't want to distract from that, but I
- 56:23Speaker 1: almost had a tragedy. Trimined my mustache. Yeah, he trimmed
- 56:26Speaker 1: a little bit of it all a little too much.
- 56:28Speaker 1: You got a little too close to the sun. I did.
- 56:30Speaker 1: I flew too close to the sun and I went
- 56:32Speaker 1: for the wispy hairs that were kind of getting away
- 56:34Speaker 1: at the top of the stash. Yeah, next thing I know,
- 56:37Speaker 1: it just went down in and okay, you got your mustache.
- 56:42Speaker 1: You're okay. He's on par with your mustache, though, he
- 56:47Speaker 1: is challenging you for the best mustache in the entire city.
- 56:50Speaker 1: His runs wild, Dude, it has to be in his
- 56:53Speaker 1: mouth like I respect it. He's a hockey player. Yeah,
- 56:56Speaker 1: he's got great. You're right, eat food with hair. He
- 56:59Speaker 1: puts hair on his or even he likes his food hairy.
- 57:02Speaker 1: Takes a lunch pail to work and it's full of
- 57:04Speaker 1: just hairy food. Dude, he doesn't care at all. It's
- 57:07Speaker 1: the hockey player, man, They're built different. They put hair
- 57:10Speaker 1: on their food like it's ketchup and mustard like it's condiment.
- 57:13Speaker 1: But depends. Were down by two, they pull the goalie.
- 57:16Speaker 2: They get two goals in the last couple of minutes
- 57:19Speaker 2: to tie it to send it to overtime.
- 57:20Speaker 1: They get a point, but they losing the shootout five
- 57:23Speaker 1: to four. No sid no Gino again, and the five
- 57:27Speaker 1: game road trip continues tomorrow night. They're in Vegas with
- 57:31Speaker 1: a ten pm start and then baseball. This is weird
- 57:35Speaker 1: to be talking about baseball. You know, pirates spring training? Okay, yeah, sure, whatever.
- 57:40Speaker 2: The World Baseball Classic is happening in Team USA lost
- 57:45Speaker 2: to Italy USA.
- 57:46Speaker 1: Might they might have blown it so like it might
- 57:49Speaker 1: be over. Yes, they might not even advance to the
- 57:52Speaker 1: next run of the World Baseball Classic because we have
- 57:56Speaker 1: to watch Italy Mexico tonight to see if Team USA,
- 58:01Speaker 1: this loaded team full of all these major leaguers, can
- 58:05Speaker 1: even get to the next rout of the World Baseball Classic.
- 58:09Speaker 1: What has to happen tonight. If Italy beats Mexico, team
- 58:12Speaker 1: USA advances. If Mexico wins and they score more than
- 58:17Speaker 1: five runs, team USA advances. Team USA doesn't advance. If
- 58:23Speaker 1: Mexico wins and they score under four runs. I know
- 58:26Speaker 1: that's a lot, but we either need Italy to win
- 58:29Speaker 1: or we need Mexico to win. But they gotta score
- 58:32Speaker 1: five or more runs. If it's a low scoring Mexican win,
- 58:36Speaker 1: We're not, dude, out of the World Baseball Classic. Somehow
- 58:41Speaker 1: they're out.
- 58:42Speaker 2: You think the President will post like a bunch of
- 58:44Speaker 2: stuff about them if they don't even advance in the
- 58:46Speaker 2: World Baseball Classic, like it would be surprised if you
- 58:48Speaker 2: call them losers and stuff.
- 58:50Speaker 1: You've got a lot going on. Yeah, sure, uh so
- 58:53Speaker 1: that's tonight.
- 58:54Speaker 2: If you want to watch that, you can uh Me
- 58:56Speaker 2: and Bob, though not gonna be locked in on that
- 58:59Speaker 2: because the He Love His Blind reunion is on Netflix tonight,
- 59:03Speaker 2: which means right around this time tomorrow nine ten, we
- 59:07Speaker 2: will be reading Love Is Blind finale Facebook comments here
- 59:12Speaker 2: on The Kiss Morning for each there is no way
- 59:17Speaker 2: that I'm gonna be able to convince my wife Jamie
- 59:21Speaker 2: that I need to spend hundreds and hundreds of dollars
- 59:24Speaker 2: on a brand new Nintendo switch too, Why, just so
- 59:28Speaker 2: I can.
- 59:28Speaker 1: Playa what is that? It's the new Pokemon game that's
- 59:34Speaker 1: like Animal Crossing Pokemon, and you gotta have the new
- 59:38Speaker 1: switch for it. Though. Yeah, okay, I can't buy a
- 59:42Speaker 1: whole new Nintendo switch to just to play a Pokemon
- 59:45Speaker 1: the original switch right, Yeah, yeah, I don't play that
- 59:48Speaker 1: much though. That just got me through. Uh that got
- 59:50Speaker 1: me through COVID. I think that got a lot of
- 59:52Speaker 1: people through COVID. Animal Crossing got me through COVID. I
- 59:55Speaker 1: used to play at home during the show didn't care
- 59:58Speaker 1: at all. A. I just feel left out of the
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: Pokemon community right now, and I'm sad because I just
- 1:00:09Speaker 1: they left you behind. I just don't want to Neet.
- 1:00:14Speaker 1: I just don't want to new Nintendo switch too. But
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: I want to play this game. But the other problem
- 1:00:18Speaker 1: is I know when I start playing this game, it's
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: gonna be a problem. Yes, I don't just play games.
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: I play games.
- 1:00:26Speaker 2: So this will be my new obsession for the next
- 1:00:29Speaker 2: six months, and you know, I'll just lose myself.
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: Hey, maybe it's better off not Maybe it's better off
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: not to have it. It's my key Bob the Kiss
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: Morning Freak Show.
- 1:00:40Speaker 2: So we've sort of been making fun of the Baltimore
- 1:00:42Speaker 2: Ravens All Show because their deal fell through with the Raiders.
- 1:00:46Speaker 2: They were going to trade a couple first round picks
- 1:00:48Speaker 2: with the Raiders for Max Crosby, this great defensive player.
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: What is the latest now here, Bob, Well, the Crosby
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: thing's done and backed out of and over. But they've
- 1:00:59Speaker 1: gone out this warning and they've signed from the Cincinnati Bengals.
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: Oh no, they're a big pass rusher. Oh they got
- 1:01:07Speaker 1: Hendrickson Hendrickson, Trey Hendrickson. He's coming to the Ravens on
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: a new four years Oh no, one hundred and twelve
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: million dollar contract. Okay, he'll be a Baltimore raven for
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: the next four years. Hey, we're just reading Ravens Facebook
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: come outs ago and everybody was done season tickets. It
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: was over.
- 1:01:31Speaker 2: So what happened with the Ravens is they they traded
- 1:01:34Speaker 2: for Max Crosby, but not really and then that falls
- 1:01:39Speaker 2: through because they're saying it failed physical. And then they're
- 1:01:42Speaker 2: saying like, hey, this dude from the Bengals, nobody signed
- 1:01:45Speaker 2: him yet, he's one of the better defensive players in
- 1:01:47Speaker 2: the league. Yeah, let's give him a big contract. We
- 1:01:49Speaker 2: get to keep our first round picks.
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: Damn it, Baltimore. It's good move. It's good move, right,
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: I mean, now we get to boo the Ravens at
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: the draft, though they do have a first round pick. Again,
- 1:02:00Speaker 1: that is something that we were kind of sad about
- 1:02:03Speaker 1: when they traded away their first round pick. Is that
- 1:02:06Speaker 1: we yeah, they were being collared by trading that first
- 1:02:09Speaker 1: round pick, not to face the city of Pittsburgh at
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: the draft. We can still boo them in other rounds,
- 1:02:14Speaker 1: but nothing is gonna be as hot as that Thursday night,
- 1:02:18Speaker 1: the first round booing of AFC North teams. We're back
- 1:02:22Speaker 1: on booing the Ravens no escaping us now. Ravens also
- 1:02:26Speaker 1: not sure who's gonna be the Steelers quarterback next year.
- 1:02:29Speaker 1: They got a lot of weapons on offense, but guess
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: what now, Ravens still got another scary person who's going
- 1:02:35Speaker 1: to try to rip whatever quarterback we have arms right off.
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: It's not great. Yeah, they turned that around pretty quick.
- 1:02:42Speaker 1: It's not great. I wonder how many people are going
- 1:02:44Speaker 1: to the Facebook comments and deleting there. I'm done with
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: this team. The Hannah one Tan twentieth anniversary specials coming
- 1:02:55Speaker 1: to Disney Plus. They put out a trailer for it.
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: Scott Miley Cyrus going back to the old old set.
- 1:03:01Speaker 1: She's gonna be interviewed by Alex Cooper from the Call
- 1:03:04Speaker 1: Her Daddy podcast twenty years twenty years since twenty years. Yeah,
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: we went and saw The Hand of Montana movie, Best
- 1:03:12Speaker 1: of Both Worlds in the theaters together, right because I
- 1:03:15Speaker 1: remember you sat through it because we had a bunch
- 1:03:18Speaker 1: of listeners and it was in three D and you
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: can't see three D. That's how big of a deal
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: it was. Yeah, that's how big of a deal it was.
- 1:03:25Speaker 1: Bob wasn't sat there for the whole movie with me
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: and some listeners because it was a huge deal when
- 1:03:32Speaker 1: it came out. But I can't see three D. No, No,
- 1:03:35Speaker 1: Bob's legally blind in one eye for people who don't know,
- 1:03:37Speaker 1: so it screws up, you know, if he has to
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: wear three D glasses, he can't see. He can't see
- 1:03:42Speaker 1: three D. It's not even clothes. Yeah, it's Mikey Bob
- 1:03:45Speaker 1: the Kiss Morning freak Show, always weird things happening down
- 1:03:48Speaker 1: in the state of Florida. It is time to get
- 1:03:51Speaker 1: to another Florida story. Here we go. I puts on
- 1:03:56Speaker 1: all the listeners of a freak show.
- 1:03:57Speaker 9: It's time to double to the sometimes yes Heaven again
- 1:04:02Speaker 9: it's another floor the story.
- 1:04:05Speaker 1: Police say, forty six year old man, God, how is
- 1:04:09Speaker 1: this impossible?
- 1:04:10Speaker 2: Fifteen straight private dances at a gentleman's club called the Rain,
- 1:04:16Speaker 2: fifteen in a row.
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: The dances cost forty dollars a piece. Uh.
- 1:04:21Speaker 2: He also had another fifty dollars fee on it, bring
- 1:04:24Speaker 2: his tab to just over six hundred and fifty dollars.
- 1:04:28Speaker 2: But after the lap dance marathon, he refused to pay,
- 1:04:32Speaker 2: instead just offering fifty dollars for all the services. Again,
- 1:04:37Speaker 2: fifteen private dances, and he just says, I'll give you
- 1:04:42Speaker 2: fifty bucks out fifty.
- 1:04:44Speaker 1: The lap dances are very much like food. What's it?
- 1:04:47Speaker 1: You know, what's not fundable. It's non refundable. Thirty dance.
- 1:04:53Speaker 1: That's happened. So this was around one fifteen in the morning.
- 1:04:57Speaker 1: Cops appeared, the guy was under the influence, and uh,
- 1:05:02Speaker 1: you know, they wanted the payment. Guy was speaking incoherently.
- 1:05:06Speaker 1: That maybe from the fifteen lap dances, though he may
- 1:05:11Speaker 1: be speaking in tongues. Not sure where he is anymore
- 1:05:14Speaker 1: like he might You're right, it could be it. He
- 1:05:18Speaker 1: could have been speaking a special Florida language that you
- 1:05:21Speaker 1: only unlock when you get fifteen straight lap dances at
- 1:05:24Speaker 1: a gentleman's club.
- 1:05:25Speaker 11: That might be it.
- 1:05:27Speaker 1: Hush, I don't know. This guy's said he must have
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: been drinking. No, he's just got a bruise growing, that's it.
- 1:05:35Speaker 9: Uh.
- 1:05:35Speaker 2: So the guy was obviously drunk, and now he gets arrested,
- 1:05:39Speaker 2: faced with a couple charges, and he's also judge ordered
- 1:05:43Speaker 2: him to stay away from any other bars or gentlemen's
- 1:05:47Speaker 2: club in the area.
- 1:05:48Speaker 1: Your band from Florida Strip Club. So what that's what happened.
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: You can't listen. You try to like walk out on
- 1:05:56Speaker 1: a bill. You can't do that at a diner. You
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: can't do that at the Florida Strip Club. Either. It
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: is Florida making the show once again. Kiss hey, your
- 1:06:08Speaker 1: show homework for today, whether you're listening live he or
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: if you're a podcast listener. If you watch tonight's Love
- 1:06:15Speaker 1: is Blind Season ten reunion special, that's when the tea
- 1:06:20Speaker 1: gets spilled. That's that's what we watch for. Okay, disaster,
- 1:06:25Speaker 1: it's reality show formula. There. You watch all seasons so
- 1:06:28Speaker 1: you can get to the reunion and see the see
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: the mess. It may be true Love's real for a
- 1:06:33Speaker 1: couple or two. We'll see. But if you do watch
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: the the reunion special tonight, send us a talkback message
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: and maybe you'll make the show tomorrow. We will also
- 1:06:42Speaker 1: read Love Is Blind Reunion Facebook comments on the show
- 1:06:47Speaker 1: tomorrow around nine to ten. You do not even need
- 1:06:49Speaker 1: to watch this show or be a fan of the
- 1:06:51Speaker 1: show on Netflix to appreciate some unhinged Facebook comments about
- 1:06:56Speaker 1: a reality show dating reality show. So that'd be on
- 1:06:59Speaker 1: the show tomorrow.
- 1:07:01Speaker 2: Uh, you got basketball again Today the A ten Men's
- 1:07:04Speaker 2: Basketball Championship at the Arena for the next few days. Also,
- 1:07:08Speaker 2: pitt takes on NC State in the ACC Tournament today
- 1:07:12Speaker 2: at noon. The NFL free agent signing period officially begins
- 1:07:16Speaker 2: at four PM. Now it kind of officially began on Monday,
- 1:07:20Speaker 2: but you can't really sign till Wednesday.
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: Which we have now found out is kind of a
- 1:07:24Speaker 1: big deal because of the Ravens backing out with the
- 1:07:26Speaker 1: Max Crosby trade with the Raiders, and that was the
- 1:07:28Speaker 1: whole thing because they never really signed the deal. He
- 1:07:31Speaker 1: can't say today, So that's a whole thing. And anybody
- 1:07:34Speaker 1: want to check on Aaron Rodgers. Anybody get a call
- 1:07:38Speaker 1: over there or something is on Pat McAfee show. Not
- 1:07:41Speaker 1: that long ago, a couple of days agoing fig, it's
- 1:07:43Speaker 1: just you know, avoiding it does like love is blind,
- 1:07:46Speaker 1: though he checked that off the list. He probably is
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: busy today. I mean the reunions on I did see
- 1:07:52Speaker 1: like I did see it. I know, I follow a
- 1:07:54Speaker 1: bunch of Steeler Counts, so I did see a post.
- 1:07:56Speaker 1: It's like, you know, showing DK Metcalf showing Michael Pittman
- 1:07:59Speaker 1: Junior showing Pat Friar Moves show with Darnold Washington. It's
- 1:08:02Speaker 1: like Steelers might have one of the better offenses, and
- 1:08:06Speaker 1: it's just like who's throwing them the ball? Like that's
- 1:08:09Speaker 1: that's fun at all? But like we need sure, yeah,
- 1:08:12Speaker 1: these guys the ball, all right? Also, what else is
- 1:08:18Speaker 1: going on here in a free agency And he's going, oh,
- 1:08:21Speaker 1: you gotta watch baseball tonight or follow along see if
- 1:08:23Speaker 1: Team USA even makes it to the next round of
- 1:08:26Speaker 1: the World Baseball Classics. So that's the thing happening too.
- 1:08:31Speaker 1: What do you want to name the podcast today, Bob
- 1:08:33Speaker 1: mermaid mustash. I'm telling you, man, Mermaids might have been real.
- 1:08:38Speaker 2: I know they're not here now, but watching that dinosaur
- 1:08:41Speaker 2: documentary thing on on Netflix that so many people have
- 1:08:44Speaker 2: been watching Steven Spielberg, I don't know, man, It's just
- 1:08:48Speaker 2: millions of.
- 1:08:49Speaker 1: Years of evolution. I've been at some point we had
- 1:08:52Speaker 1: some sort of fish scales and we're swimming around. Hey,
- 1:08:55Speaker 1: Mike's not not joking about this. Literally earlier today, earlier
- 1:09:01Speaker 1: this morning, not even during the show. We are playing
- 1:09:05Speaker 1: songs or something. He just looks at me and just goes, man,
- 1:09:07Speaker 1: you know what Mermaids Mermaids may have been real. They
- 1:09:10Speaker 1: might have been real, Dude, they might have been real.
- 1:09:13Speaker 1: That's said. Dinosaur Show changed you, dude. It has me
- 1:09:18Speaker 1: rethinking everything. I don't know if I just wasn't taught
- 1:09:20Speaker 1: this stuff in school, or like getn't paid attention. I
- 1:09:24Speaker 1: probably forgot a lot. I paid attention pretty good in school.
- 1:09:27Speaker 1: I think I probably for forgot a lot about it.
- 1:09:30Speaker 1: I think I smoked most of the high school and
- 1:09:32Speaker 1: middle school stuff that I learned away. But the Dinosaur
- 1:09:37Speaker 1: Show is like I'm learning things for the first time
- 1:09:39Speaker 1: watching evolution happen home. Man, it's awesome. Birds next, man,
- 1:09:44Speaker 1: they gotta do a bird special next. All right, we
- 1:09:49Speaker 1: had fun today, Have a good day, all right, leave
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- 1:09:54Speaker 1: the podcast today, just get it through the free iHeartRadio app.
- 1:09:57Speaker 1: Sent us talkback messages. Maybe you'll make the show tonight. Then.
- 1:10:01Speaker 1: Of course, we're only a couple of days away from
- 1:10:03Speaker 1: fish Rye Friday. All right, Ryan Secret shows are right
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: off bick got Baye
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