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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: Rules "expert" Dean Blandino SHOOTS DOWN smart new NFL rule ideas + Dak's TROUBLING comment · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: On today's show, We're gonna give Dean Blandino smart new
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  Speaker 1: rules that will change the NFL forever.
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  Speaker 1: Fools go here with Tony Fosco and Tony Yo huge
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  Speaker 2: But oh yeah we get into that.
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  Speaker 1: You know, yesterday I just turned on the TV, you know,
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  Speaker 1: just to see what these jackasses on these.
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  Speaker 2: Other sports shows are talking about.
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  Speaker 1: It is so pathetic, Tony, to see these grown men
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  Speaker 1: what a holiday tree. Anyway, as we said, huge show today.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we're going to tell you why this Chase
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  Speaker 1: Young trade just reeks of corruption and cowboys Eagles.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, Tony, and we're going to get into it.
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  Speaker 1: Dok, Prescott just said, and why it shows such poor judgment.
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  Speaker 2: He needs to take dak what he said?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and talking about poor judgment, you know, it was
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  Speaker 1: another rough week for the NFL roughs, who continue to
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  Speaker 1: suck at their job. What else, well, you know we
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  Speaker 1: also got these teams continuing the idiotic crusade to ban
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  Speaker 1: the tush bush. So to discuss this, we're going to
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  Speaker 1: bring on, you know, one of those inept officials. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, a chief's egos super Bowl Denia as he
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  Speaker 1: refuses to admit the fix was in there, Totlomas, Senior
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  Speaker 1: Vice president of NFL Officiating Dean Blandino will be joining
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  Speaker 1: us again. And as we said, we're gonna be sharing
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  Speaker 1: some smart ideas for NFL rules, aren't we, Tony.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and if he doesn't like them, we're gonna rule
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  Speaker 3: him off the show.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But before that, time for a word from our good
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  Speaker 1: friends at Denny's do you eat breakfast at home, Well,
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  Speaker 1: then you're a loser, isn't.
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  Speaker 3: That right, Tony, Yeah, you gotta go out for breakfast.
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  Speaker 3: You know, the other day, my aunt Marie's boyfriend Nunzio
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  Speaker 3: told me that she loves to eat sausage, and I said,
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  Speaker 3: you should have her try Denny's sausage, And he said,
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  Speaker 3: would Denny mind me watching? And then I, you know what,
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  Speaker 3: I just realized something. Let's know what, Let's just move along.
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  Speaker 2: We'll hear about that later.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, go to Denny's and try their super Slam breakfast.
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  Speaker 1: seating with freeway view a beauty. All right, we got
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  Speaker 1: that business out of the way, so it's time to
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  Speaker 1: get in the walk.
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  Speaker 2: It's a many story.
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  Speaker 1: Huge nose at the trade Guideline Washington making yet another
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  Speaker 1: regrettable decision, and they're not proud history of that organization.
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  Speaker 1: It's time trading pass Russia and number two overall pick
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  Speaker 1: Chase Young to the forty nine ers for nothing, and
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  Speaker 1: this further helping San Francisco cover for their quarterbacks.
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  Speaker 2: Outright shtiness.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, Tony, this is just a pathetic look
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  Speaker 1: by all involved, isn't it.
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  Speaker 3: It's disgusting trading a superstar like Chase Young for just
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  Speaker 3: a third round pick. I have to ask, where's the
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  Speaker 3: Federal Trade Commission in all this? Aren't they supposed to
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  Speaker 3: stop trades that are unfair and unbalanced?
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  Speaker 2: Yep?
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  Speaker 3: This is yet another clear failure of government. And it
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  Speaker 3: just reeks that this all went down in Washington, the swamp.
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  Speaker 3: It's just more governmental corruption and frankly, I for one,
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  Speaker 3: am sick of it.
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  Speaker 1: So eloquently said Tony, And you know you will never
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  Speaker 1: see the Eagles making.
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  Speaker 2: Such a classless low ball.
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  Speaker 1: No, when they make trades, it's always fair and equitable.
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  Speaker 1: You know we saw this last year, you know when
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  Speaker 1: they took the Titans only good player aj Brown and
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  Speaker 1: gave them back when I gave them something.
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  Speaker 2: God, but you know it was totally fair. Absolutely.
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  Speaker 3: You know, business laws protect against monopolies, but what about
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  Speaker 3: monopolies great, it's unfair that the forty nine ers have
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  Speaker 3: almost every good pass rusher, Nick Bosa, Randy Gregory, that
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  Speaker 3: armstrong guy, and now Chase Young. The government should be
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  Speaker 3: stopping this today, yep.
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  Speaker 2: And this is why we are urging. You are millions
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  Speaker 2: of listeners and viewers.
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  Speaker 1: Write your local congressman and tell them you will not
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  Speaker 1: stand for this injustice.
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  Speaker 2: But when you'll send that letter.
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  Speaker 1: You know, don't use the postal service because as we established,
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  Speaker 1: they can't be trusted with letters and ballots.
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  Speaker 4: Do.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you definitely can't trust them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well do Another big story the Raiders firing head
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  Speaker 1: coach Josh McDaniels in the middle of his second season.
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  Speaker 1: And Tony, you have a lot of critics here, I say,
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  Speaker 1: and that this was a bad hire from the get go.
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  Speaker 2: But those people don't know what they're talking about, do they, Tony.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, when the Raiders hired Josh McDaniels, they actually weren't
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  Speaker 3: that far off. Just look at this list of NFL
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  Speaker 3: head coaches, sorted in alphabetical order. As you can see,
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  Speaker 3: Josh McDaniels is right between Dolphins coach Mike McDaniel, your
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  Speaker 3: Bill's coach Sean McDermott, winner and Super Bowl winning Rams
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  Speaker 3: coach Sean McVay.
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  Speaker 2: So right there.
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  Speaker 3: That shows the Raiders were not that far off when
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  Speaker 3: they made this selection.
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  Speaker 1: Such terrific analysis, Tony. And now turning to this week
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  Speaker 1: and obviously the big match up the Cowboys the Eagles
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  Speaker 1: in Philly. Now, you know, we've got the line set
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  Speaker 1: at Eagles minus forty seven.
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  Speaker 2: But the so called accurate it's out.
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  Speaker 1: There who know Jack Squatt, well, they have it at
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  Speaker 1: Eagles minus three.
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  Speaker 2: That's because hidden saying that.
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  Speaker 1: The Cowboys had a strong showing last week against the Rams.
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  Speaker 1: But Tony, come on, what is the one part of
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  Speaker 1: every game that matters most?
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  Speaker 2: The second half.
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  Speaker 3: We've always said the Cowboys can't close out games, and
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  Speaker 3: last week they proved it yet again.
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  Speaker 2: You're sure the score at.
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  Speaker 3: Halftime was Cowboys thirty three, Rams nine whatever. But in
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  Speaker 3: the second half the Rams soundly beat the Cowboys eleven
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  Speaker 3: to ten. As they say, it's not how you start,
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  Speaker 3: but how you finish, and that's why the second half
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  Speaker 3: score matters much more than the final score.
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  Speaker 1: Such spot on analysis, Tony, and just staying on this
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  Speaker 1: week's matchup, you know, we saw some of the most
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  Speaker 1: bizarre pregame commons ever recorded. Cowboys owner Jerry Jones was
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  Speaker 1: asked about his thoughts about the Eagles, and he said, quote,
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  Speaker 1: he didn't want to poke the bear. But then Dak
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  Speaker 1: Prescott came out and said, quote, you can poke it
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  Speaker 1: if you see me and a bear in a fight,
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  Speaker 1: pour honey on me, and Donny, if you're a Cowboys fan,
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  Speaker 1: you have to be concerned by these comments, don't you.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely, Cowboys fans should be very concerned about Dak's judgment here.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, if you're going to fight a bear, the
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  Speaker 3: last thing you want to do is pour honey on yourself.
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  Speaker 3: It's sticky and bees will attack you. Frankly, this makes
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  Speaker 3: me question Dak's ability as a leader and a fighter.
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  Speaker 3: He's certainly not someone you can trust leading men into
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  Speaker 3: battle or into a forest full of bears.
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  Speaker 1: Great points all around, Dony, And finally, just one quick
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  Speaker 1: baseball note. You know, people out there are saying this
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  Speaker 1: Ranger's Diamondback Series was quote bad for base ball and
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  Speaker 1: it's the last matchup that the MLB could have possibly
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  Speaker 1: wanted Tony.
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  Speaker 2: That is totally wrong, isn't it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you have to look at it from a business perspective,
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  Speaker 3: Like if Houston made the World Series, well that's just
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  Speaker 3: a city. But if Texas makes the series, well that's
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  Speaker 3: an entire state, all of Texas versus all of Arizona.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, that's like one hundred million potential viewers right there.
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  Speaker 1: Terrific business insight that Tony, and well, I have to
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  Speaker 1: discuss that more, but we got to move on. I
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  Speaker 1: see our guests coming online, so let's bring him on
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  Speaker 1: the FUSCO Satellite Networks Satellite the world. All right, this
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  Speaker 1: guy former senior vice president of Officiating at the NFL. Of course,
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  Speaker 1: you know him from the NFL on Fox where you
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  Speaker 1: can see him every Sunday desperately trying to explain all
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  Speaker 1: the ref he calls. You know, as we established earlier
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  Speaker 1: on the show this year, you know he is a
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  Speaker 1: Chiefs Eagles Super Bowl denier, right, refuse us to admit
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  Speaker 1: so handed the game to the Chiefs as we all there,
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  Speaker 1: But so here he is Dean Blandino.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome back, Welcome back.
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  Speaker 5: I am I'm a denier, but I'm kind of a
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  Speaker 5: denier in general. I don't I believe the Earth is flat.
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  Speaker 5: I don't believe in the moon landing, none of that stuff.
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  Speaker 5: Here's one that I don't believe. Philly Cheese steaks overrated.
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  Speaker 1: You know, he's trying to like distract from the suit,
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  Speaker 1: trying you because talk about distractions.
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  Speaker 2: You're wearing a lion yet, please, Well, yeah, I.
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  Speaker 5: Wanted to come on, you know, because I wanted to
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  Speaker 5: represent the best team in the NFC right now. So
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  Speaker 5: that's why I'm wearing my Lions hat.
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  Speaker 3: Do you not know what an eagle looks like? It's green,
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  Speaker 3: it's got a white emblem. The Eagles.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, the Eagles. Yeah, they're okay, They're not bad.
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  Speaker 2: Explained to me why you're a Lions fan? How did
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  Speaker 2: that come to be?
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  Speaker 1: Which is something you just started in like the last
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  Speaker 1: month when you check the standings.
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  Speaker 5: You know, the last couple of years, I've just really
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  Speaker 5: bonded with the fan base. I like Dan Campbell, I
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  Speaker 5: like what they've building there. It's a it's a franchise
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  Speaker 5: that that hasn't won, and they've been a kind of
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  Speaker 5: a tortured fan base. And then so I'm on the
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  Speaker 5: bandwagon and I'm pro lines.
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  Speaker 2: What state are you from, Dean, I'm from New York.
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  Speaker 5: I am, I am, I am. You guys don't want
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  Speaker 5: to hear this, but I grew up a Giants fan,
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  Speaker 5: and uh and so you know that's you know, it's
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  Speaker 5: an arch rival of the Eagles. And oh, I know,
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  Speaker 5: Blains when the Giants were winning Super Bowls in the
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  Speaker 5: eighties and nineties and the Eagles were were not.
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  Speaker 2: You know that's my toilet.
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  Speaker 1: So now you're jealous, yep, Now you're trying to stop
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  Speaker 1: the Eagles dynasty by banning the tush push. Yup, there's
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  Speaker 1: a concerted effort by these idiots.
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  Speaker 2: Out there to get rid of it.
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  Speaker 1: There.
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  Speaker 2: So you used to work in the league offices.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you think it's unfair that the league is so
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  Speaker 1: clearly biased against the Eagles?
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  Speaker 5: Well, I think the certainly the tush push, the brotherly shove.
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  Speaker 5: I personally, I like the hurtz Helper. I came up
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  Speaker 5: with that one. I think that's a good name for it. Terrible,
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  Speaker 5: but but I think the Eagles are very successful with
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  Speaker 5: that play, and the league is, like you said, just
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  Speaker 5: trying to take them down and not give them that
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  Speaker 5: added advantage. But I do remember a game I don't
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  Speaker 5: know if you remember. They did play the Dolphins just
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  Speaker 5: recently in.
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  Speaker 6: The The Dolphins had ten ten penalties called against them
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  Speaker 6: and the Eagles I think I had, I'm not.
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  Speaker 5: Sure, but it rhymes with with Schmiro.
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  Speaker 1: That's something, because you know Schmiro zero, which is the
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  Speaker 1: number of brain cells you have. You see, what they
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  Speaker 1: do is because you're not bright enough. They called them.
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  Speaker 1: They let them go in the regular season when they
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  Speaker 1: get the Eagles get.
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  Speaker 2: Too hot all of a sudden. The script is you
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  Speaker 2: think we don't know you know, yeah, you gouy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, tough to get anything by you guys.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, here's my problem with the TOSH.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, we're saying that it's dangerous for other teams,
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  Speaker 1: but the other teams they're doing it poorly, right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so you know they're kind of doing it in the
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  Speaker 1: wrong way. So shouldn't they the ones be penalized for
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  Speaker 1: you know, like defamation or.
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  Speaker 2: Something like that.
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  Speaker 5: I think, yeah, copyright infringement. I think there's a lot
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  Speaker 5: there the Eagles do. I will say this, the Eagles
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  Speaker 5: have perfected the play. They have the right personnel, they
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  Speaker 5: have the right and I don't I don't think it's
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  Speaker 5: you know, yes, does it look unusual, does it look
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  Speaker 5: like normal football?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 5: But it's there's skill involved, there's technique involved, and the
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  Speaker 5: Eagles are very good at it.
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  Speaker 2: And you're saying that issues remain legal. Is that what
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  Speaker 2: you're saying.
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  Speaker 5: I've kind of done a one to eighty on the play.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't like it, and now I kind of have seen. Okay,
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  Speaker 5: you know, if you can do it properly, and you
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  Speaker 5: should be able to get that advantage because.
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  Speaker 2: It's one eighty.
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  Speaker 1: It was when you removed your head from your asshole,
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  Speaker 1: and that it's now rightly up there with a lion's
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  Speaker 1: hat on it.
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  Speaker 5: Don't Maybe we need to just start a campaign to
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  Speaker 5: keep the push in. We need to. We need to
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  Speaker 5: start like a positive like a kind of a narrative
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  Speaker 5: around this play and all the good things that it does.
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  Speaker 5: If you guys say what you're.
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  Speaker 1: Saying is there should be a tush push push push exactly.
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  Speaker 5: We can come up with the positives about the play
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  Speaker 5: and what it brings, how it is a contributing to
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  Speaker 5: society as a whole. If we can come up with that,
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  Speaker 5: I think we can do it.
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  Speaker 1: Just don't call it the hurts Helper because that is
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  Speaker 1: a terrible Nameka.
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  Speaker 5: I just like that to yourself, like Hamburger helper, hurts helper.
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  Speaker 5: Come on, but you no.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you for point. You know, but there is maybe
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  Speaker 1: an anti Pennsylvania bias. You know, you saw last week
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  Speaker 1: Deontay Johnson Stealer's wide receiver. He said that, you know,
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  Speaker 1: the refs blew all the calls and the jag Steelers game,
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  Speaker 1: basically handing the win to Jacksonville, and he said, quote,
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  Speaker 1: the refs must have gotten paid good or something. So
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  Speaker 1: that leads to my next question. What is the pay
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  Speaker 1: structure for reps? Is it like on a pay by
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  Speaker 1: whistle situation?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they get paid per game. So they get paid
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  Speaker 5: per game based on actually the years of seniority, So
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  Speaker 5: the longer tenured officials get paid more per game and
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  Speaker 5: the less experienced officials get paid less per game. But
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  Speaker 5: it's not per whistle, it's not per flag, it's not
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  Speaker 5: per bad call, as you guys might think. It's it's
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  Speaker 5: per game.
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  Speaker 1: So are you saying that refs in the Super Bowl
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  Speaker 1: were about twenty one years old?
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  Speaker 2: Like interns? Is that what happened? There? You go?
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  Speaker 5: So you're saying that the Eagles lost. You're still on
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  Speaker 5: this thing that the Eagles lost because of the officials,
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  Speaker 5: that's what you're saying.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, Are they're also commission based incentives? Like when
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  Speaker 3: they help the Chiefs win, do they get like a
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  Speaker 3: nice extra commission on top of that?
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  Speaker 5: I'm not at liberty to speak about that that. I
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  Speaker 5: can't I.
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  Speaker 2: Can't there you go.
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  Speaker 5: Legally, just think about that, I can't.
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  Speaker 1: Right, because it would violate the severance package you get
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  Speaker 1: it from the NBA, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Clearly he's too you know, scale to talk about certain things,
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  Speaker 1: all right, but let's talk about this. There was another
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  Speaker 1: embarrassment by the refs this week in the final moments
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  Speaker 1: of the Jets Giants game. You saw the Jets, you know,
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  Speaker 1: they raced to spot the ball. They spiked it to
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  Speaker 1: stop the clock, and some people have said the refs
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  Speaker 1: didn't spot the ball. All right, but don't you think
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  Speaker 1: the system is kind of bizarre here? You know, we
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  Speaker 1: have all these able athletes on the field, yet we're
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  Speaker 1: relying on, you know, a seventy one year old with
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  Speaker 1: arthritis to run up and spot the ball. Shouldn't that
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  Speaker 1: be done by you know, able people?
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  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, the officials. You know, there are a very
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  Speaker 5: few seventy one year old arthritic officials out there. They're
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  Speaker 5: much younger. And in that situation, the officials did what
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  Speaker 5: they were supposed to do. The center put the ball down,
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  Speaker 5: the umpire, who was in great position, came, tapped the football,
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  Speaker 5: got out of the way, and the Jets were able
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  Speaker 5: to get a snap off and spike it. So I
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  Speaker 5: think it worked in that situation.
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  Speaker 2: But you know it could have moved much faster.
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  Speaker 1: You know, Tony, you had an idea, Tony, tell them,
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  Speaker 1: you know those grabers that old people have the supermarkets
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  Speaker 1: to get stuff off the top shelf.
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  Speaker 3: Extending grab is what if the refs could just sit
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  Speaker 3: on the sideline with a really long grabber and just
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  Speaker 3: move the ball that way, you know, so we don't
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  Speaker 3: have to wait for their old asses to run up
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  Speaker 3: and get it.
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  Speaker 5: The football field, right, it's fifty three in the third
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: yards across, so you'd want to split that. So you're
• 16:22
  Speaker 5: talking about what twenty six it would have to be
• 16:24
  Speaker 5: at least twenty six yards twenty six and change long.
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: That's a pretty long grabber, are you going to You're
• 16:30
  Speaker 5: gonna be able to get the leverage on.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: The foe has great experience handling long Yeah.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: Don't worry. What worry about the levee? A long poland
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: you don't know what.
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: To do do in the in the privacy of your.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: Own home, I know how to use it, don't worry.
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: I don't want to. I don't want to picture this
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: image in my mind, right now I don't know if
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: I'm ever going.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: To be that you were from an Italian background, but
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: maybe not there I guess, uh maybe only by name.
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: Well you know, I'm just saying the long grab.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's okay, all.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: Right here, Look Dean, you know, as we always do
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: when we bring you on the show, we like to
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: give you our brilliant ideas for new rules.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: I'll help you out. You know you have trouble coming
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: the law grabber.
• 17:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yep, exactly, just like that, even better, even better,
• 17:20
  Speaker 7: and uh what we obviously what you do is when
• 17:22
  Speaker 7: you hear these things, you know, take them to your
• 17:24
  Speaker 7: buddy there, Roger Goodell, and you know, don't take credit
• 17:27
  Speaker 7: for them, but you know, just relay.
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: I'm going to give you guys. I will give you
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: guys all the credit, trust me.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: Here we go. Here's the first rule.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: If a ref makes a call, right, and then that
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: call is overturned, no ref can blow their whistle for
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: the next five minutes.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: Thoughts.
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: Oh interesting, So okay, So if a call gets overturned
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: in replay, then they can't make a call for the
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: next five minutes.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: Is there an echo in here? Yeah, it's like a penalty.
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: But but just that ref or any of them anyway ruin.
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: So I think I like this idea, but I want
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: to kind of piggyback on it. I like the general concept,
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: but I think it would be better if the official
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: that threw the flag, so it's more of a punitive
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: on that official say hey, you threw the flag. You
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: were wrong. You can't throw a flag for another five
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: just that one official.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: Great and you know, just to piggyback on that. We
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: got a great idea because you need people to know
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: who did it right there make the mistake. So if
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: a ref makes a call, the calls over turned. That
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: reff has to wear a Dunce cap for the remainder
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: of the game so that everyone knows not to listen
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: to them.
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: We still is that the Dunce cap is still a thing.
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: Bringing it back, bring it okay, yeah, bring it back.
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: So the Dunce cap and so, but do they do
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: they have to? Can they still officiate with the Dunce
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: cap or.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they have aand that holds it under the chin.
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: Holds it under the I'm just saying it's harder, like
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: the Dunce cap may not stay on if they're running around.
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: Does the dunk anything or does that have anything on it?
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: Or is it says dun Oh it says Dunce.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: We may need to get you one here based on
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: the quality of this conversation.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: You We're going to get one for your No.
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's fine. I you know, I like I like
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: the penalty box idea better. But let's keep let's keep
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: the dunsk callous, let's keep the Duncet cap.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: Basically Alliance had as a Dunce capital. We got it better.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, all right, we got an even better idea.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: This will solve all the problems. Yeah, all right, ref
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: makes a call, call gets overturned, right instead of just
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: you know, announcing, the call gets overturned and you know
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: you move on. No, the ref has to get on
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: the PA system and publicly say to the entire stadium, look,
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: I fucked up, my bad, I apologize.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: Don't you think that would help?
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: Apology?
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: So he's got to wear a Dunce cap. But you know,
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: I mean, I.
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: I like the idea of the apology. It might help,
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: you know, alleviate. There's a lot of negative energy surrounding officiating,
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: and I think that you know, if we if we
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: if we can actually humanize these officials and they can
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: come out. I'm sorry, you know, I feel like that's
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: that's not a bad idea as long as it's not
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: you know that we don't. Maybe not with the Dunce cap.
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: Maybe just the apology.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: All right, So Dean, out of which of those rules
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: are you going to go? Take the Roger Goodell?
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: I'm taking the official that throws the flag that is wrong,
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: is in a five minute penalty box gets a five
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: minute penalty.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Where's Dunce cap.
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, I'm Dunce Cap. I'll bring that to
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: him as well. I don't think that's gonna. I don't
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: think that's.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: Gonna Okay, you finished.
• 20:48
  Speaker 8: You're wearing the show cat because your shoe the shoe cap.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Is here. Off the line, Jay, hang up the phone.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: You know a new rule should be he's never allowed
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: on the show again.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's the Dean of terrible interviews.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: Great one.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Don'ty waited thurn it around there, you know, and we're
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: not gonna let him ruin what was otherwise at the
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Rector show all around. Yeah, of course, we want to
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: thank our good friends at Denny's and.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: Of the show. Producer Jay what why corrections? Why hurry up?
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: You said the Eagles should be favored by forty seven
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: points over the Cowboys.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it should be more.
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah exactly. That would be the biggest spread in NFL history.
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: That doesn't make any statistical sense.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well, the biggest spread is going to be
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: after the show when I spread your ashes.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah you know what spread? You're never gonna see a
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: woman's legs.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: Yeay?
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: One, Oh, let's it. And you were talking about the
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: World Series. You said the combined population of Texas and
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: Arizona's one hundred million people.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah around there. Yeah, it sounds about right, bro, No,
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: not around there.
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: It's it's not even close.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: There are only.
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: Approximately thirty seven million people combined in both states.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well after the show, I know what state
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: you're gonna be in. Comatose.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there are also approximately thirty seven million people who
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: wish you'd shut the f up.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Yay, you're the let's get out of here. It's just
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: the top of the show.
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: You said people can take you at quote space value.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, they can't, so it's face value.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: There's no such thing as space value.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well, uh, if there's something you're gonna face
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: it's your imminent death.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what, space says a lot of value
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: the whole. We're gonna throw your body in boom your dog.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah with the show.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: You know we have guest spots to fill every week.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: Well it we sold for next week by Super Bowl
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: legend Eagles hero Nick Foles.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: Will wait.
• 23:20
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• 23:30
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• 23:32
  Speaker 2: Great job as always, same to.
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: You, Poorly, another floorless show.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: We'll see you people next week. See you