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OUTRO: Bring Back the Boozin' · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: for for doggets for to seven every weekday on radio record. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Man, funny thing happened this afternoon, fellas, and I wasn't
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  Speaker 2: even I don't even think about it till my wife
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  Speaker 2: mentioned it, right, mudge, So it's my smudge.
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  Speaker 3: I was just thinking of smudge because that's what happens
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  Speaker 3: when you press your dick against the glass and the
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  Speaker 3: windows and your lounge.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that was a character from one of my shows,
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  Speaker 2: to smudge. Yeah, from what was that show called Shane
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  Speaker 2: or Tees.
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  Speaker 4: But anyway, it's so off tractures in.
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  Speaker 2: So it's my daughter's eighteenth birthday, right, and my wife
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  Speaker 2: and I get home at the same time, in fact
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  Speaker 2: my because I played golf and then my wife was
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  Speaker 2: working and she was behind me actually on the way home,
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  Speaker 2: and I didn't know, and then she was flicking lights
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  Speaker 2: on arts here, so were the same and thirty k's
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  Speaker 2: the daughter gets up, you know, finally, and her boyfriend's
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  Speaker 2: there as well, and so she's just turn eighteen.
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  Speaker 1: We do presents, etc.
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  Speaker 2: Etc. And then she goes, oh, we're just going up
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  Speaker 2: for a drink. Now, normally what that means as she
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  Speaker 2: goes and buys herself a left, you know, like at.
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  Speaker 1: The energy drink.
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  Speaker 2: And she'd been gone for like half an hour forty
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  Speaker 2: five minutes, and then my.
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  Speaker 1: Wife said, what exactly did she mean by a drink?
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  Speaker 3: What time was this in the day?
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  Speaker 1: That's about two good? And I went, what are you?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Hang on, yeah, you know what I mean, because she's
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  Speaker 2: eighteen now, And I even even really got my head
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  Speaker 2: around there, and now that's been tossed into the next
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  Speaker 2: it's like, oh fuck, yes, yeah, I'm sure she's had
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  Speaker 2: it many times.
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  Speaker 4: I was getting on the persons I was fifteen, I think,
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  Speaker 4: or even.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, same same, I was stealing on my dad's beers.
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  Speaker 4: Is it fay? So now you can't know?
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  Speaker 1: And no I can't.
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  Speaker 3: But it hasn't made an issue. Has it really earlier? On? Mate? No?
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  Speaker 2: No, she's well, she's she claims that she doesn't really
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  Speaker 2: like piss.
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  Speaker 4: That's good.
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  Speaker 1: I don't believe it's.
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  Speaker 3: On last year, Jess, Is it.
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  Speaker 4: Really you know, a drinking person anymore?
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  Speaker 3: Man of the purse? Extensive keezy, that'll be part of it.
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  Speaker 1: I was horrified to see that. The cost of a pint.
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  Speaker 3: Damn it's expensive, isn't.
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  Speaker 4: It depends where you are as well, yes, oh definitely,
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  Speaker 4: but you can still jo Awkland's.
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  Speaker 5: A piss take, especially down freaking down there the CBDBDB.
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  Speaker 5: You get like a round of drinks, so you get
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  Speaker 5: four drinks. It's like sixty bucks.
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  Speaker 1: It's fucking Bullshit's bullshit.
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  Speaker 3: We've got a cocktail that there's a rooftop bar around there,
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  Speaker 3: some kind of a it's like a plumb margaritra or
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  Speaker 3: some shit. It's like twenty six. But for a short glass.
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  Speaker 3: You're paying for the view. You certainly make it last.
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  Speaker 3: You're not there to get on the hammer, right, Yeah
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  Speaker 3: it's well I wasn't, but yeah, you might have one
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  Speaker 3: and sort of make it last for three hours.
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  Speaker 5: There are places where the price stops you from having
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  Speaker 5: a big one there. You could have a big one
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  Speaker 5: there and then you just got a fucking hell.
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  Speaker 1: What it's like when you go out to dinner.
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  Speaker 2: And this is where my wife and I save a
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  Speaker 2: shit of money in terms of dinner because we don't
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  Speaker 2: buy pass and it's amazing how much that adds on
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  Speaker 2: to a fucking bill.
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  Speaker 1: It's ridiculous.
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  Speaker 5: You guys just sit there in silence and eat your
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  Speaker 5: meals and then go straight home.
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  Speaker 4: You know that's boring me. Get on the purse man.
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  Speaker 2: Look, I've tried to convince my wife of it many times,
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  Speaker 2: but she's not having it. Kizy, she won't have it.
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  Speaker 2: And I can tell you it's not in silence. We
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  Speaker 2: have good chat. Even after all these years, we still
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  Speaker 2: have good chat.
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  Speaker 3: I see they've done the vanilla or ice cream? Do you?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 5: Gosh, look at that couple of what I saw the
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  Speaker 5: other day, French vanilla.
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  Speaker 4: What will they think of next?
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  Speaker 1: Look at that a couple of it there there? That
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  Speaker 1: looks awkward, doesn't it? Yes? Do you want to share
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  Speaker 1: the Do you want to share the.
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  Speaker 3: Why do you have the the Kebinara and.
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  Speaker 1: I have that? We can just share it?
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, that is quite remarkably accurate in terms of
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  Speaker 2: when we eat food. It's what are you having? Well,
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  Speaker 2: then I'll have those and then i'll eat some of yours.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm very considerate with what she orders.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, she's very much like, Ah, I was going to
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  Speaker 5: get this, but I'll get that because you're like.
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  Speaker 4: That, And I'm like, but I'm already getting the thing.
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  Speaker 3: I like that.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to eat like your meal doesn't have to
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  Speaker 4: please the way home and she knows that she'll eat
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  Speaker 4: half of it.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I can't.
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  Speaker 2: I can't finish a meal. And what does she choose?
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  Speaker 2: Like dumplings or something?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're at the doubling story.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm like, I'm going to go actually for the
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  Speaker 2: wide wide noodles.
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  Speaker 5: To be honest, I prefer the normal noodles, but I'll
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  Speaker 5: get the wide one. I'll get two big bowls of
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  Speaker 5: wide noodles. Yes, I haven't a wine. Noodles and ages.
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  Speaker 4: It's been like two weeks.
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  Speaker 5: Might get the whole Big Show week days from four
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  Speaker 5: on Radio Hurarchy.
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  Speaker 4: Remember the Wary Big Show podcast?
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  Speaker 3: How'd you go? Phils?
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  Speaker 1: It was all right, yeah, good things.
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  Speaker 4: Jase played really well.
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  Speaker 3: He always does, No, no, not always well compared to
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  Speaker 3: the last few games.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what's happened. I'm being very consistent.
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  Speaker 5: You No, this isn't the place for it.
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  Speaker 4: But Jason needs to stop doing a certain thing.
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  Speaker 1: What am I doing?
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  Speaker 4: No fucking Mulligan's on the first hole. He's played better
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  Speaker 4: than ever before.
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  Speaker 5: And he still takes like you don't need to why
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  Speaker 5: you're so good when you get to head it again.
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  Speaker 2: You remember I said to the fowlers, Hey, how do
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  Speaker 2: you how do you feel about the breakfast shot?
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  Speaker 1: You know, your first shot of the day.
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  Speaker 5: And you're who's always like yes, yeah, yeah, I just
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  Speaker 5: say yes because if I said no, and I would
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  Speaker 5: not shut the fuck up about.
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  Speaker 1: It, right, Okay, Well that's you know, they're fair enough.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. He fucking almost broke ninety today.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, And to be fair, without that, you would have
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  Speaker 5: been ninety three anyway, you.
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  Speaker 1: Know, so ninety two actually two?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so it's like, yeah, you may as well stop it.
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  Speaker 2: And in the last three holes then I played very well,
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  Speaker 2: but I fucking three padded.
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  Speaker 1: Two of them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, un'tbelieve headed on to the green in fucking three parts.
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  Speaker 3: That was that.
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  Speaker 2: I was actually panning pretty good today as well. But yeah,
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  Speaker 2: those last two holes.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, what did you do today, Moggi?
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  Speaker 3: Ah, I didn't go into the office today. Been walking
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  Speaker 3: my daughter to the school of course, because I haven't
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  Speaker 3: got a car anymore, so enjoying that. And he just
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  Speaker 3: worked from home.
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  Speaker 4: Is it still getting fixed? You waiting?
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to leave it. I'm just going to decide
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  Speaker 3: a bit of a few moving parts. I might just
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  Speaker 3: leave it and see how we go, because I have
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  Speaker 3: also got the fucked teeter, I mean the fuck Aqua.
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  Speaker 4: Have you still got there?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: And it doesn't move.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't move.
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  Speaker 1: I'm really confused.
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  Speaker 3: So we're trying to decide whether we refurb that my preference.
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  Speaker 3: For some reason, my wife thinks that the Aqua is
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  Speaker 3: not an absolute hunker's ship. It is, so she would
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  Speaker 3: rather spend the money fixing that than sell that and
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  Speaker 3: use that money to completely fix the Teeterer, which has
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  Speaker 3: had zero issues as long as we've owned it. And
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  Speaker 3: there's also just a normal engine, yes, and less things
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  Speaker 3: that can go wrong, yes, well one. So I'm just
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  Speaker 3: trying to get that past the part of at the moment.
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  Speaker 3: But it's it's not a priority at the moment. I'm
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  Speaker 3: not worried about it.
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  Speaker 4: Plus, you got the ten speed that's the thing, man,
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  Speaker 4: and it's been great.
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  Speaker 3: I'm loving it.
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  Speaker 1: Myfe loves her Aqua.
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  Speaker 4: Does she have an Aqua?
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  Speaker 3: You're always surprised when you hear that, how many times
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  Speaker 3: you hear it?
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  Speaker 1: Goes great guns? She's into it.
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  Speaker 4: Does moggim know you ever follow you along on your
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  Speaker 4: ten speed.
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  Speaker 3: Well, at the moment, the she's got her own, she
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  Speaker 3: walks with me, which is hard enough for a small
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  Speaker 3: child to keep up with. It's quite funny, you know,
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  Speaker 3: when you're at you remember when you're a kid and
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  Speaker 3: you had to walk along and keep almost with so much. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: so she's struggling with that. But we can't find a
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  Speaker 3: bike helmet at the moment. I think it's in the
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  Speaker 3: wife's car, the boot of the worst car, because normally
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  Speaker 3: I just take who to score on the bikes, you
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  Speaker 3: know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: So you do a bike with her?
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  Speaker 3: I do? I haven't, Yeah, I will.
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  Speaker 1: It's with you.
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  Speaker 2: Guys, because you guys take like giant strides.
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  Speaker 3: That's true.
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  Speaker 5: Quite often when me, you and MOGGI are walking places,
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  Speaker 5: you do the thing where we're all holding hands and
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  Speaker 5: your swing on our arm.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I take like four paces to your guys one.
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  Speaker 3: That's right.
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  Speaker 1: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I have never found felt so tiny as
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  Speaker 2: I did at my dinner really when you three turned up,
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  Speaker 2: because I wasn't wearing my shoes and it was like
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  Speaker 2: that you had your You guys are fucking tall. Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 2: And it was actually Pugs that took me because I
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  Speaker 2: know you two at all.
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  Speaker 1: But it was Pugs that fucking took me back. But
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  Speaker 1: I was like, he's at all bad.
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  Speaker 3: Was he wearing his big leather loafers.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what he was.
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  Speaker 3: I can't remember the ship, but I am sure that
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  Speaker 3: he was wearing the testalled the shoe he's wearing his
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  Speaker 3: test noticed he.
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  Speaker 2: Was just like this formidable beast tower. He was towering
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  Speaker 2: over me. Well, you all were, That was the point.
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  Speaker 2: And seriously, that was the first time heffort weirdly.
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  Speaker 1: That I was like, fuck, I am small, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean.
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  Speaker 4: Your wife noticed that too, did she?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: She mentioned it. Yeah, yeah, because my wife's quite tall
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  Speaker 4: as my wife.
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  Speaker 3: Too, she's sitting down most of the time.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right, I understand.
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  Speaker 3: Next time, until Jose dragged her out by here because
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  Speaker 3: was over.
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  Speaker 4: That was fucking funny.
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  Speaker 5: I just still remember like she was standing there ready
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  Speaker 5: to come back to sit down, and well, it's been nice.
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  Speaker 3: That is pretty funny. You do deserve to get back
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  Speaker 3: down for kicking someone out.
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  Speaker 4: But Jay's fuck. I loved it though.
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  Speaker 1: It was. Yeah, it was good.
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  Speaker 3: It was.
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  Speaker 4: It was.
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  Speaker 3: It was slightly better than two and a half busies,
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  Speaker 3: because if you have it, you have it. It's three busies.
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  Speaker 5: This is the issue with out of ten, as no
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  Speaker 5: one ever goes below five, so you may as well
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  Speaker 5: just do out of five.
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  Speaker 1: Not at this point.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's come down with me, so that's what you
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  Speaker 3: gotta do. So three busies, Jace.
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  Speaker 5: I hope you can just stay professional and just judge
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  Speaker 5: it based on the dinner party, you mean, like.
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  Speaker 1: How you work mine. You admitted our here that you
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  Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 3: He's carried it over.
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  Speaker 5: As long as I mark it round with the same criteria,
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  Speaker 5: it shouldn't affect anything. Okay, as long as you but
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  Speaker 5: if you're going to make me down as like a two,
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  Speaker 5: then I expect these guys to be about this. Yeah, alright,
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  Speaker 5: let's just can the hole comes up? This is the
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