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Ghosting Is For The Weak (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 6.6.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. Here's Lena Black talking about her
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  not divorce. This story is so insane that if
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  you don't believe me, I honestly don't blame
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  you. Whatever, honey. Someone who is not me has
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  been trying to file for divorce on my behalf.
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  I... I don't... I know this because they've been
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  filling out the paperwork incorrectly and so
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  it is being sent to my house. It happened in,
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  I think, March and then in April. I guess they
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  finally figured out how to properly file for
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  divorce because now there's a legitimate case
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  number out the courthouse under my name. Got
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  it. They have been forging my signature and I
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  know who they are because the name is on the
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  check that got sent to my house claiming that
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  I want to be divorced. They just want to plan.
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  Now, this TMZ article came out, so I have to
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  tell you guys about this. It claims that I filed
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  for divorce on my birthday. On my birthday, I
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  was on Rodeo with Adam and my daughter, sobbing
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  for my birthday. Oh, good for you! Not at the
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  courthouse filing for divorce. This article also
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  claims. No, you were buying clothes because you're
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  vapid. That I only get $3 ,000 a month in spousal
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  support and that I have no access to any of our
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  other finances. Basically implying that like
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  Adam sends me out to work and then just hoards
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  all of my money. Not true. What an annoying broadsheer.
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  We're both breadwinners, but I make more most
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  of the time. I'm sure he lives. You got him as
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  a cock. You got him watching dudes bang her better
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  than he does. Man, is there any... And then he
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  gets his ass kicked by the same guy that banged
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  his wife. And now she's admitting she makes more
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  money than him. Does he do anything right? And
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  I have access to all of my finances. So, not
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  true. I know that everyone out there was so hyped.
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  Everything that they've ever believed about us.
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  They're like, yeah. We knew they weren't going
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  to make it. You have nice boobs. divorcing. Not
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  true. But what an insane story. Like, how am
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  I going to undo this when I called the courthouse
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  to be like, is there actually a case number under
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  my name? And they're like, yeah. I'm like, so
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  what do I do? They're like, she's still lying.
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  It's all publicity stunt because no one was rich.
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  Are we talking about them? No one cares. Even
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  though I'm talking about it. Wait, we don't know
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  because, like, you filed it. But not me, this
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  other person, who I guess we can call, like,
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  a crazy psycho stalker fan. Whatever, man. You
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  do you. You do you. Doesn't seem to be working,
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  but I'll do you, too. Oh, jeez. Interesting.
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  And then I have to wonder if Boozy is in the
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  closet. This guy is obsessed with talking about
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  gay people. And one has to wonder if he wants
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  penis. Because he said that he does not like
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  that Caleb Williams paints his nails. They got
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  a lot of people mad at me right now in the DM.
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  They going off in my DM booth. Because you're
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  a moron. You want to be part of the community
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  with us? Nah, bro. As if you're a real model,
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  dog. But like, you know, they mad because the
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  truth hurts. The truth? I come up on the Tecmo,
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  bro. I never thought in a million years that
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  I would see a Madden cover. Got it. With one
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  of the best players. with his fingernails painted.
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  I don't even notice that. That's not what I think
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  about. You are so in the closet. Boosie, it's
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  okay if you want penis. I'm not going to hate
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  on you. A game that's seen to billions of little
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  boys. It's getting a little weird. Yeah, weird
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  guy. What kind of message are they sending to
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  these little boys? I never thought... Man, you
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  are obsessed with little boys. Check your eyes.
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  In a million years... As parents, how much do
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  they have to do for us to say that's not right?
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  It's all he's naked. Who cares? I don't understand
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  homophobia. This man wants guys so badly. It's
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  obvious. It's right in front of us. Oh, the daddy's
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  gotta go tell these boys that we got raising
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  them to be men. Yeah, you can be gay and paint
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  your nails and be a man. Oh, the toxic masculinity.
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  I'm sure you've never done anything sketchy.
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  That's wrong, son. It's for women. And not just
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  daddies, not just daddies, these mothers, single
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  mothers who raising boys to be men. Mm -hmm.
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  Didn't you want your kid to live his virginity
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  at 16? Shut your ass. You're no role model. You
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  have to, you have to tell your son. That is.
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  That's not right. Mm. In a couple months, he
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  gonna play in your fingernail, pop. In a couple
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  months, he'll be plowed from behind. You know
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  what I'm saying? I don't know what you're saying.
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  I think you're an idiot. Next is gonna. the lipstick
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  on the coat. Oh, yeah! Man, you are reading way
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  too much into this. Mm -hmm. No wonder your career
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  is stale now. You're an idiot. There you go.
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  What are we going to do with Boozey? Just ignore
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  him. He's a mutant. Booze. Shut up! Booze! I've
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  recorded seven days in a row. You should be so
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  grateful. Oh, I'm kidding. Although I do have
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  a Red Bull right next to me. Properly put in
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  my Yachty cup so I don't get in trouble at work.
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  Let's all take a swig together. Oh, yeah. Woo.
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  And now, back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy.
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  On Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Attention, FM DJs, your
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  morning show prep begins now. Loud, rude, aggressive.
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  And those are his good qualities. A sick person
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  with a powerful tool. Welcome to Happy Hour.
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  Door is closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom,
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  and you're listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back
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  to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. What?
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  No, no, no, no. If I hit this button, boom, the
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  whole program's going to start. Okay, we'll hit
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  But kids all know that he loves them so. Casper
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  the friendly dog. You're probably wondering why
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  I'm playing Casper the Friendly Nost. Today on
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  Hobby 101, we have a lot to get into. But today,
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  the overall theme is that you're never too busy
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  for somebody. No, you can be busy. But are you
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  really busy all 24 hours of the day? Or are you
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  selectively busy? So this is Happy 101. Time
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  to hit home for me. But I'm going to be vague
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  about it. But I'm going to say it. You gotta
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  make sure you listen to your instincts. You listen
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  to your gut. Some of you in my audience have
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  big guts. So listen to it. Unfortunately, words
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  don't mean anything anymore. A girl can literally
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  tell you that she loves you she can literally
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  tell you and she wants to spend her life with
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  you blah blah blah blah blah but if it's easier
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  getting a hold of Michelle then it is the person
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  you're talking to which can go with any gender
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  that's a problem Listen to me out there. Especially
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  you women. Here's the thing. I know talking about
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  breaking up is a hard subject. Nobody wakes up
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  in the morning and goes, I want to break up today.
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  Unless you have a psychotic ex. But for us men.
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  We can read the symbols. We can read the moments
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  when the texting or Snapchatting patterns change.
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  We ain't no dummies. We may be literal cavemen,
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  but we ain't no dummies. So if you start out
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  with a girl and you're Snapchatting and you're
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  texting, that's fine. Well, ladies and gentlemen,
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  boys and girls if it ends up turning into like
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  all of a sudden you're texting all the time and
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  then like getting a hold of her she'll text you
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  eight hours later let's say you send a text at
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  two in the afternoon and you don't hear back
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  to 11 o 'clock you know why you don't hear back
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  to 11 o 'clock it's because you don't matter
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  to her She's over to you. She doesn't want to
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  face confrontation. She doesn't want to face
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  reality. So it's easy for her to, you know, text
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  back at 11 o 'clock at night. But she's about
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  to go to bed. So she can easily do a little quick
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  check -in. And garce up her waist. Because it's
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  bedtime. Or it can be like, oh my God, I fell
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  asleep. I'm just saying, you are never too busy
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  for somebody. You can be busy. Now, there's different
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  types of busy. Now, if you're talking to a hot
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  ass 38 year old woman, she works like a day job
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  during the week. She doesn't get back to you
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  till like 5 p .m. That's different. She's not
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  on her phone all day. But if you're talking to
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  a girl and she's like, I don't know. I'm on her
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  phone nine hours a day. She saw your Snapchat.
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  She saw your text. She just wants no part of
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  you. But doesn't have the maturity. To end things.
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  And that is a woman you want to avoid. But even
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  if it doesn't. Even if. So it can happen when
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  you're first starting to talk to somebody. Take
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  that red flag. And run with it. What do I mean
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  by that? If that's what she's doing early on.
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  Imagine what would have happened had you dated
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  her longer. Yeah, it's okay if you feel bummed
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  out. But girls out there just think that men
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  are just, you know, all about sex. Which we are.
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  But we also do have emotions. Society has thoughts.
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  Men don't have feelings. No, no, no, we don't.
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  It's just we're in a world where dating has become
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  a game. It's become very tiring. Hucking up and
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  getting laid is not as easy as it was. I don't
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  know. Seven years ago. I have another topic I
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  want to bring that happy one on. Is dirty texting.
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  There's a lot of times. A girl can go, oh my
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  God, what are you doing tonight? And can text
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  you all the dirtiest things ever. Oh, she can
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  say all the things about how she wants to bring
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  the rockets and suck the sun. But if she texts
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  you at like 9 .30 at night, And the conversation
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  goes on until like 10 .30 at night. You know
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  what it is? She's alone. And she's trying to,
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  you know, find something to use with her vibrator.
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  What do I mean by that? Us guys, if we're alone,
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  let me go. I need a porno with the VPN if we're
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  in Florida. And then we're done. And then we
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  watch some Adult Swim before we go to bed. I'm
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  telling you that life. But. Ladies and gentlemen,
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  boys and girls, if a girl, you know, is like,
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  oh, and then what would you do to me next? Do
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  you know what you got to do? Is tell them this
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  needs to happen in person. The more you talk
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  about how you're going to do this from this position
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  and do this, you're spilling away the secrets.
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  Because then you tell them everything and then
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  it becomes fan fiction. It becomes something
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  they can love themselves down and go to bed.
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  There is no reason to have more than 10 text
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  chat bubbles in one conversation. Unless it's
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  a really important conversation. Women do it
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  a lot. Do I want to have sex with this guy? Do
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  I not? And what happens? Oh my God, it's 1115.
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  I gotta go to bed. Even though I work from home.
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  But you know what you gotta do. If you do manifest
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  that girl as a sexual partner. You got to bring
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  the ruckus and don't drink too much beforehand.
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  You got to really bring the ruckus. If you're
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  going on there talking about how you're so good
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  at sex and whatever, you probably know. But if
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  you do manifest that opportunity, you got to
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  go. I mean, you got to go in. No pun intended.
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  But you got to go. You got to go to pound town.
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  I don't know the exact zip code of pound town,
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  but I'll let you know so you know the exact address.
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  But now seriously, you cannot talk a big game.
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  And then the results be half -assed. Oh, you'll
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  be spanking at us. And that was happy you had
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  a one. Mm -hmm. Yes. That's what you all should
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  do. You should go to me. A parentally single
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  guy for dating advice. Well, usually. Us single
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  guys have the best dating advice. Because we
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  don't know how to do it ourselves. So what do
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  we do? We're good at helping others. How do we
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  have him? Jay Dion, who is a streamer. Says he
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  no longer is working with YouTuber and predator
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  catcher Alex Rosen after he donated $10 ,000
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  to help out Chud the Builder. Listen, do I like
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  pedophiles? Not at all. We have one of the president.
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  But the thing is, ladies and gentlemen, boys
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  and girls, there is a problem out there. You
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  know what the problem is? The problem is the
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  fact that we have a lot of these guys. There's
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  this guy named Cameron. He used to call into
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  the bond. He got locally famous around St. Pete,
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  and now he's, like, nowhere online. And they
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  try to do the justice by, like, you know, telling
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  the pedophile, meet me at this Walmart at Pinellas
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  Park and whatnot. And, like, they beat the crap
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  out of him or harass him, and then they give
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  the footage to the cops, and they're like, see,
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  harassed him! And I was like, no, dude. But it
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  also is kind of sad when these streamers are
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  doing more to catch pedophiles than actual cops.
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  But here is J .D. Odd saying he's no longer working
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  with Alex Rosen after he donated $10 ,000 to
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  help free that loser known as Chud the Builder.
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  be working with alex rosen henceforth i will
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  not be collaborating with him on any preg catches
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  i might have to run into him at you know different
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  court events and stuff because we have done a
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  lot of preg catches we have done a lot of great
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  work together so we will probably have to be
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  attending some certain court hearings and things
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  like that but as far as new preg catches or anything
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  like that or him being on this channel you guys
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  will not see him on this channel yeah And Chuck
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  the Builder just looks like somebody that would
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  listen to a radio show and think the radio show
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  is his friend. Because he's an idiot. He's a
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  loser. That's why. Oh yeah, I love this news.
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  So I'll be honest. The show Powers had a huge
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  influence on my life. Now I'm not going to end
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  up being a murderer. Don't worry. But I love
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  me Tony Higgins. And they're making a new series
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  where Tariq and Tommy take over New York. Love
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  it. A corny old gangsta TV. Waka Flocka went
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  on Outkick. Oh, yeah, he's mega. He's hanging
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  around with a bunch of racists. I like Waka Flocka.
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  He goes hard in the paint. Round of applause,
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  baby, make that ass clap. Drop it, make that
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  ass clap. Round of applause. I like it. It's
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  some good music. But ladies and gentlemen, all
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  boys and girls, you cannot take him seriously
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  when it comes to being a political pundit. Here
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  he is talking about Kanye. Make of Kanye. He's
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  the best rapper alive to me. Oh, you think so?
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  Oh, I know so. Maybe till like 2017. Yeah. Ain't
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  nobody rapping better than Kanye West. By far.
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  Nobody. He's talking to that hot piece of ass
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  Tommy Lauren. What do you make of the last couple
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  of years and some of the issues that he's had?
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  Some of the facts he stated. I think they just
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  wasn't super direct. They were broad. That's
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  all about it. I am. It's like a flock. Lil Durk,
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  as soon as he heard the news about King Von being
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  killed, allegedly told his co -conspirators,
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  I can't let this slide. Von's death turned me
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  into a different animal. Man, you're an idiot
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  for texting that. Man, Lil Durk had everything,
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  dude. He was the king of Chicago. He had that
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  banger in the club. This ain't what you want.
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  But you know what happened? to Lil Durk was the
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  fact that it got to his head. He probably murdered
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  people. I said probably. He at least put a hit
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  on somebody. And he raps about murdering people.
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  OTF! Only the family. So, what I'm saying is
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  he had it all. I saw the guy, he's the exact
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  same age as me. I don't even know if he graduated
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  high school, but in 2012, him and Chief Keef,
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  and rest in peace, Lil Reese. Or wait, it was
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  Lil JoJo. Oh, those rappers from Chicago were
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  taking over. And the ones that really made it
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  out on top were Lil Durk and Chief Keef. And
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  Chief Keef did a really good job of hiding. He
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  realized that it was probably not the best to
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  associate with them. Mm -hmm. No, do I think
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  Chief Keef might still be committing crimes?
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  Who knows? But I do know, ladies and gentlemen,
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  boys and girls, that little Dirk's an idiot.
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  Here is Nick Cannon talking about his relationships
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  with the mother of his children. You have a bunch
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  of children's moms, right? Yes. But it seems
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  like on social media, you only favor one the
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  most. Why do people say that? Well, because she's
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  already, she's famous. She says she's number
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  one also. God, I can't imagine dealing with that
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  many women. Imagine if all their periods were
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  all aligned at the same time. That'd be no good.
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  Here is this weird podcast. It's called Too Personal.
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  Joy Taylor gets personal about everything from
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  her life to all the conversations happening in
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  your group chat and online. Cause she's a bust
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  down! And here she is saying women are not crazy.
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  Men are out there just fucking raw dogging life.
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  Oh yes, man. You've never even thought about
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  the things that I at this point naturally think
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  about yeah sex and how to get ahead by giving
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  head every day maybe you should go to the podcast
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  warren podcast studios and get a podcast deal
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  and go hey i need to blow like bitches are crazy
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  it's like no bitches have been driven crazy i'm
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  very crazy in what way yeah you probably got
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  like sociopathic tendencies hey what defines
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  crazy i just think a woman really needs to earn
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  it with me to call herself crazy Oh, I slipped
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  my way to the top. So what do you mean by crazy?
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  Oh, I was meant to be a different person than
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  I am. Like the trauma, the things that I've been
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  through and experienced. I have very, very dark
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  thoughts a lot. I bet you know. I am very angry
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  a lot. Yeah, especially when you blew away your
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  career. Because you blew everybody. Is that crazy
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  or is that a normal reaction to this society?
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  It's society. Joy Taylor, here's her podcast.
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  Wasn't that riveting? Here is Sonny Austin, an
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  annoying broad from the VOC, saying she's embarrassed
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  by America. We have a very complicated history
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  here. I think it's a very complicated country.
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  And at this point, I am embarrassed at our government.
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  I'm embarrassed at our lack of health care. I'm
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  embarrassed on the assault on the press. I'm
• 27:31
  embarrassed. of our Congress. I'm embarrassed
• 27:35
  by the criminal felon president that is in the
• 27:40
  Oval Office. All right, there you go. God, can
• 27:45
  you imagine talking about Trump all day? It'd
• 27:46
  make me miserable, too. Because he's an idiot!
• 27:50
  Megan Thee Stallion's being sued by her stylist
• 27:54
  for $1 .2 million. She never paid him. But I
• 28:00
  thought she just put on wigs. Mm -hmm. The porn
• 28:03
  star of Dakota says her mom influenced her to
• 28:06
  go into porn. And Billabong and all kinds of
• 28:09
  stuff. And your mom didn't force you to go to
• 28:12
  high school. Here's a piece of ass laying in
• 28:16
  the pond. No, she didn't force me. She was...
• 28:20
  Her and I are super close. She has like... She's
• 28:23
  super cool. What? What is she having? Her and
• 28:28
  I are super close. She has like... She's super
• 28:30
  cool. Yeah, because I was going to say the penis.
• 28:32
  What are they beeping out? Why is the algorithm
• 28:35
  so sensitive? On your info sheet, it said that
• 28:38
  she got you into porn. Yeah. Well, okay. So like
• 28:41
  porn, porn, porn. Man, why is this algorithm
• 28:45
  so sensitive in this society? She was the one
• 28:48
  who told me about. I can't do this. Soon when
• 28:55
  we watch porn, we're going to have to beep out
• 28:56
  the orgasms. Jesus Christ. a heckler shots at
• 29:02
  Erica Kirk during a turning point speech that
• 29:05
  she supports pedophiles. Joy of the Lord with
• 29:08
  fans all. Erica Kirk protects pedophiles! Ha
• 29:14
  ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! That's amazing! Erica
• 29:20
  Kirk protects pedophiles! Yeah! Erica Kirk protects
• 29:26
  pedophiles! She didn't deny it! Yeah! It's important
• 29:32
  to remember that happiness. What a dirty rotten
• 29:35
  broad. Something goes and I pray that you find
• 29:39
  it. God's not real, honey. You're a real life
• 29:44
  prostitute. I'm kidding. But am I? I'm a moron.
• 29:51
  What a weird woman she is. Here's Lisa and I'm
• 29:55
  a favorite porn star. When I worked on Beckles
• 29:59
  and Ratcher, everyone's favorite 14th place radio
• 30:03
  show in 2022, they had Lisa Ann on for fantasy
• 30:08
  football advice. Oh, yeah, a girl that's taken
• 30:11
  on nine guys at once. No, no, no. She actually
• 30:14
  was not bad at fantasy football advice. Mm -hmm.
• 30:19
  And the thing is this. She has a very interesting
• 30:23
  mindset on clavicular. So overall with clavicular,
• 30:27
  do you think he's a good influence for young
• 30:29
  men? I worry a bit about the drug use and the
• 30:33
  conversations about the drug use, the pushing
• 30:35
  of, I need to be, I need to look like a man right
• 30:40
  away. We know that it takes young men a long
• 30:43
  time to develop. And that's why, you know, men
• 30:45
  get better looking as they get older, not always
• 30:48
  the case for women, but for men it is. And so
• 30:50
  I feel like that concerns me a bit, but. The
• 30:53
  manosphere to me is the overcorrection from the
• 30:56
  woke ideology that everybody was being forced.
• 30:59
  I thought this clip was interesting. And you
• 31:16
  know what happened, ladies and gentlemen? Boys
• 31:21
  and girls. she broke up with somebody because
• 31:24
  of money here she is telling neon she's single
• 31:28
  after breaking up with playboy cardi because
• 31:30
  they don't earn enough for a 50 50 split yeah
• 31:33
  i'd probably say you're gonna probably die alone
• 31:36
  if that's the reason you broke up some of the
• 31:40
  things can be frustrating like Why doesn't she
• 31:44
  have a man? What's wrong with her? I'm like,
• 31:45
  nothing's wrong with me. There's a lot of things
• 31:48
  wrong with you, honey. It's just you guys. You
• 31:51
  look like a walking sex doll. You want your buttholes
• 31:54
  licked. You do crack and you don't have enough
• 31:57
  money to be 50 -50 with me. That's your problem.
• 32:02
  Good luck finding men. Oh, jeez. on TMZ. Okay,
• 32:14
  I've never seen anything like this, but a Spurs
• 32:17
  fan is under arrest. A fan just ran on the floor
• 32:21
  after daring to take a selfie with Wemby. Wemby!
• 32:27
  Wemby! But here's the problem. He didn't get
• 32:29
  the shot. Victor Wimbanyama is 7 '6". He can't
• 32:33
  frame him. It's up to his neck. There was a plot
• 32:36
  hatched in Costa Rica to take back the Republican
• 32:40
  Party. And it was Representative Thomas Massie
• 32:44
  and Marjorie Taylor Greene. They both turned
• 32:46
  against Trump. Charlie Cotton caught up with
• 32:48
  Thomas Massie. A lot of people think you guys
• 32:50
  are cooking something up. Marjorie and I talked
• 32:52
  about where the party's going and what we think
• 32:54
  it needs to be doing. He was spilling it to Charlie.
• 32:57
  He said why they're disappointed with where Trump
• 32:59
  has taken the party. But he made it clear they
• 33:02
  have a plan. Most insane Kylie Cosmetics brand
• 33:07
  trip. Oh my God. That looks good in an outfit.
• 33:11
  In Turks and Caicos. Welcome to the Kylie summer
• 33:15
  trip. She was posting all kinds of bikini pictures.
• 33:18
  Talk about a write -off. It's a war trip. How
• 33:21
  is Turks and Caicos a business trip? What is
• 33:23
  it like an iron? They always do this thing. They'll
• 33:27
  do a minute of a damn preview on the show. And
• 33:33
  then they like talk for a minute and I'm like,
• 33:35
  no, I do the talking here. You have a sex time
• 33:39
  playlist? Yeah, for sure. Kevin Jonas is getting
• 33:42
  candid about his bedroom activities during an
• 33:45
  interview with Bill Nye the Science Guy. Oh my
• 33:48
  God, talking about sex and Bill Nye is gross.
• 33:50
  He's a douche. I hate this stupid show. Bill,
• 33:54
  Bill, Bill, shut up. On the Jonas Brothers Hey
• 33:57
  Jonas podcast, the Otis Brothers shares insight
• 34:00
  into his and wife Danielle Jonas' bedroom playlist.
• 34:04
  What music do you guys listen to to get revved?
• 34:07
  You mean to be revved in the bedroom? Oh, no,
• 34:09
  no. I've got a playlist. I can't hear you. I've
• 34:11
  got a playlist. I like this. What's your playlist?
• 34:14
  A sex time playlist? Yeah, for sure. A sex time
• 34:16
  playlist? Yeah. What's on that? It's all her
• 34:18
  favorite music. It's like... Hang on. I'm trying
• 34:22
  to get in the right minute. Jeffrey Epstein's
• 34:25
  assistant said she was abused. That sucks. Travis
• 34:31
  Kelsey left a huge tip at Andy's Custard in good
• 34:37
  old Kansas City. The brat. She's got that banger
• 34:43
  in the clem. She said to Andy Ogle, I feel sorry
• 34:49
  for homophobes. I only got the clip. All right,
• 34:54
  I'm here. But first, 856 -49 -HOPPY. 856 -49
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  -HOPPY. You can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio.
• 35:05
  Here's to Brett. What is up, Brett? How you doing?
• 35:12
  What's up? I'm good. Me and my wife are doing
• 35:13
  wonderful. Oh, yeah, you know, you like those
• 35:16
  carpets. Happy Pride Month. Thank you so much.
• 35:19
  Happy Pride Month to all of y 'all. Hello, what's
• 35:21
  the scissor? You see, I mean, obviously, look,
• 35:25
  there's a lot to celebrate. Absolutely. And I
• 35:27
  see your entrepreneurial spirit is popping right
• 35:30
  now. Absolutely. Lee's Curl, man. That's the
• 35:33
  products for the curly girls with the beautiful
• 35:35
  curly hair. Look at my wife's beautiful curls.
• 35:37
  Oh, yeah, you know, they give each other a good
• 35:39
  end. Yes, indeed. That is what we do. I also
• 35:41
  got Kaleidoscope by the brand on deck in every
• 35:44
  store. you go to, you know what I'm saying? So,
• 35:45
  you know, we represent, we doing our thing. Yo,
• 35:48
  yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Blessed out here. Happy
• 35:51
  Pride Month. How do people support Pride Month
• 35:54
  that don't, like, generally, like, spend money
• 35:57
  in the LGBTQ plus community, maybe? Is there
• 36:00
  a way that, can they mess with your products?
• 36:04
  What's a way that people could support financially
• 36:07
  and tie in this month on a new level? Man, they
• 36:10
  could wear some color. They can just represent.
• 36:12
  They can post everything about pride in the LGBTQ
• 36:14
  plus community. You know what I'm saying? And
• 36:17
  just show love. That's all we need. That's all
• 36:19
  the world needs. Love wins every time, baby.
• 36:22
  In D .C., he's one of the, on Capitol Hill, one
• 36:28
  of the representatives of the senators, I forget,
• 36:30
  Ogle. he's his basically somebody posted from
• 36:34
  his account like uh like gay people have no place
• 36:39
  in america now when everything blew up this fool
• 36:43
  goes and turns around and he's like oh that was
• 36:45
  my assistant that's because andy ogle wants to
• 36:50
  blow a guy you wouldn't want to claim that no
• 36:55
  that's dumb as Perfect way to describe them.
• 37:00
  You wouldn't want to claim that. That's dumb
• 37:03
  as f***. That's the stupidest thing you could
• 37:04
  ever do. Any message to the people that they
• 37:07
  haven't caught up to what is happening and realizing
• 37:12
  that these are our neighbors, these are our friends,
• 37:14
  these are our people. And we're not going anywhere.
• 37:17
  Absolutely. I like more carpet. Going anywhere.
• 37:22
  There you go. There's the Merant. Uh. Nick Cannon.
• 37:30
  He offered some baby mama advice to end a young
• 37:37
  boy. If there is somebody out there as a baby
• 37:44
  mama expert, it would be Nick Cannon. I'll win
• 37:48
  it over. Nick Cannon is the type of guy that
• 37:54
  knows everything about baby mamas. He's a pro.
• 37:58
  He's been through the ring. Here's Nick Cannon
• 38:02
  telling the NBA young boy his baby mama's need
• 38:05
  to find Jesus. I'll find Harry Potter because
• 38:08
  it's both fiction. Nick! Oh my God, can I have
• 38:13
  a few questions? Oh, that's annoying, bro. Wait
• 38:17
  a long time for you. Can I ask you questions?
• 38:20
  Nick! Oh my God, can I... I have a few questions.
• 38:23
  I waited a long time for you. Okay, I'm on a
• 38:26
  conference call to open. Oh my God, really quickly.
• 38:29
  What an annoying brun. First of all, we just
• 38:32
  wanted to talk to you because we ran a story
• 38:34
  that a financial advisor actually had kind of
• 38:36
  ran off with some money. Can you confirm that
• 38:39
  or take us through that or what's going on? I
• 38:41
  think because it's still an active thing going
• 38:43
  on, I don't want to mess with what the FBI doing,
• 38:45
  so I'm going to let the law and the Lord have
• 38:47
  it. The Lord's not real. Neither are you. your
• 38:51
  father's skills. Wait, wait, wait. Last, last,
• 38:54
  last thing. What's your advice for a young boy
• 38:57
  NBA? You know, his baby mamas are fighting and
• 38:59
  we never hear nothing like that about you and
• 39:01
  your baby mamas. What's your advice for him kind
• 39:03
  of getting his baby mamas in order and everybody
• 39:05
  getting along? Prayer. Oh my God. Bible study.
• 39:11
  Take all your baby mamas to Bible study. Do you
• 39:13
  do that? Yes. Oh my God. The only praying they
• 39:18
  do is when they go, oh God. Speaking of Pride
• 39:22
  Month, Rosie O'Donnell was seen in New York after
• 39:26
  a facelift. He was lying in a plane. God, that
• 39:31
  would plow her. Would not even be fair. So she
• 39:36
  was claiming that there was an imposter that
• 39:40
  tried to file the divorce papers at the courthouse.
• 39:44
  I don't believe it. I think it was all publicity
• 39:47
  stunt. And she says the cops are not willing
• 39:51
  to help her find the person because the person's
• 39:53
  not real. I truly believe that if this didn't
• 39:56
  happen to me, I wouldn't believe it. But I have
• 39:59
  a stack of papers right here from rejected court
• 40:03
  filings that ended up in my mailbox last month.
• 40:07
  Well, that's more than a divorce filing. What
• 40:10
  are those? Yeah, what are the other things? You're
• 40:14
  getting nothing past Harvey. summons. I think
• 40:18
  it's multiple failed divorce filings because
• 40:20
  there's multiple sets of checks that were sent.
• 40:22
  Can you trace the checks to find out who wrote
• 40:26
  them? I know who wrote them. I've done my own
• 40:29
  investigation. I figured out what their Instagram
• 40:31
  is. I know what their Facebook account is. Why
• 40:34
  are they doing it? I have a couple theories,
• 40:37
  but my main one is that I believe they're being
• 40:41
  spoken to on an account that is using my imagery,
• 40:44
  but isn't me. And that that person is getting
• 40:47
  money out of them by saying, Oh yeah, the typical
• 40:50
  idiot online that thinks celebrities care about
• 40:53
  them. Things like Adam folds all the finances,
• 40:59
  so I don't actually have access to any of them.
• 41:01
  And I really need out of this relationship. He's
• 41:03
  abusing me because. This person called. Well,
• 41:06
  let's be honest, Adam probably is abusing her
• 41:08
  in some type of, at least emotionally. Multiple
• 41:10
  wellness checks to my house as well. So I believe
• 41:14
  in a way that they're a victim. So you think
• 41:17
  they're being catfished by someone who is trying
• 41:19
  to get money out of them. Who is it, Shane French?
• 41:21
  And now this person is trying to be the hero
• 41:24
  and save you from Adam, which you don't need.
• 41:27
  What I'm wondering is, what came to mind was
• 41:30
  that this could be a stalker. Or somebody who
• 41:33
  had an obsession with you or with Adam and was
• 41:35
  trying to break up the relationship so they'd
• 41:37
  have a path in. That's the other thing is like
• 41:39
  maybe this person is so upset by our lifestyle
• 41:42
  and by the fact that Adam allows me to have these
• 41:45
  extramarital relationships so they want to free
• 41:50
  me. Yeah, it reminds me of a started morning
• 41:52
  radio relationship I've been around. So there's
• 41:58
  that and there's this. Dancing with the Stars
• 42:00
  judge Bruno Tognoli reveals if he's leaving the
• 42:03
  show. Ahead of Dancing with the Stars' 35th season
• 42:05
  premiere later this year, the judge, who has
• 42:07
  been part of the series since the very beginning,
• 42:14
  considered whether he'd ever make an exit. Bruno
• 42:17
  admits in an interview with TV Line on June 4th,
• 42:20
  The thing with me, I'm kind of the least planning
• 42:22
  person. I love my job. I really, really enjoy
• 42:25
  it. That's really the reason. I enjoy the public.
• 42:28
  Yeah, he likes the attention. He's one of those
• 42:31
  boomers that could not send his own thoughts
• 42:33
  in retirement. Mm -hmm. So there are these losers.
• 42:38
  Now, again, I'm pro -abortion, but I don't like
• 42:41
  abortion. But I think a woman should have the
• 42:43
  right to do it. What? There are these influencers,
• 42:47
  which if you're influenced by these people, you're
• 42:49
  a loser! Their name is Jesse and Ashley Ridgway.
• 42:56
  And they were pregnant. They were talking about
• 42:58
  it online. And they admitted that they aborted
• 43:05
  the baby after they found out the baby had Down
• 43:07
  syndrome. And people were very mad at them online.
• 43:11
  And this is, I'm talking about how it's ruined
• 43:13
  their life. Record your lives in real time this
• 43:20
  way. It can take unexpected turns. Got it. can
• 43:25
  really be emotionally gut -wrenching. And I'm
• 43:29
  just wondering how you feel about the fact that
• 43:31
  you now have this all recorded, you've posted
• 43:34
  it, and it lives with you. I'm wondering what
• 43:37
  your reaction is about all that. Yeah, it's been
• 43:41
  a wild ride. I've been doing concept for 20 years
• 43:44
  now. For the first half, it was a lot of fictional
• 43:47
  stuff, like series and whatnot. There is an unexpected,
• 43:50
  not unexpected, but just a harsh turn. And being
• 43:54
  so vulnerable. Yeah, maybe you don't admit to
• 43:57
  an abortion, dummy. On camera and sharing it,
• 44:00
  you know, you open yourself up to scrutiny and.
• 44:03
  There's that. She had like that 2009 hair, kind
• 44:10
  of look like Demetri Martin, that comedian. It
• 44:14
  ain't 2009, dog. Ryan Hoppy on the mic, breaking
• 44:23
  down the scenes NBA drama, living out the dreams
• 44:26
  Fancy wives wildin', stories about the queens
• 44:29
  Droppin' on the schemes Last night You know what
• 44:37
  happened? Tune in, now you'll have a ball The
• 44:40
  New York Knicks almost choked the game away.
• 44:44
  But then Wemby was like, you know what? I'm 22
• 44:48
  years old. I'm not ready for this spotlight.
• 44:50
  And the New York Knicks barely won the game.
• 44:55
  But they did win the game. And here's a clip
• 44:58
  about it. It's over. Overnight in San Antonio,
• 45:09
  the Knicks squeaking out a win in the final seconds
• 45:12
  of Game 2 in the NBA Finals. The crowd growing
• 45:16
  wild outside MSG, thousands of miles away, acting
• 45:20
  like they're courtside. Early on, it was the
• 45:23
  superstar struggle show. Wemby Nyama, arguably
• 45:27
  the most gifted player on the planet, having
• 45:30
  a quiet first half, only scoring seven points.
• 45:33
  Yeah, I don't know what the fuck Wemby's doing.
• 45:37
  You're 7 '5". Why are you always shooting three
• 45:40
  -pointers? You ain't Stephen Curry, dog. You
• 45:43
  need to go to the gym in the offseason. And you
• 45:48
  need to just bulk up. You need to grow up and
• 45:52
  stop shooting threes. All these big men do not
• 45:56
  want to be in the paint. Do you think Shaq wanted
• 45:59
  to be in the paint? Do you think all these guys
• 46:02
  wanted to do that? No! But they had to. Here
• 46:10
  you go. The alien looking very human. And Jalen
• 46:14
  Brunson couldn't find his footing either. Seven
• 46:17
  for 24 on the night. That's why you have TV.
• 46:21
  Kyle Anthony Towns killed it. He'll probably
• 46:24
  be final. Kyle Anthony Towns putting the Knicks
• 46:27
  on his back. 21 points, 13 rebounds, and every
• 46:31
  big moment in the first half, Cat was right in
• 46:34
  the middle of it. There's that. And here's Jalen
• 46:38
  Brunson talking about how he tries to bring the
• 46:43
  Kobe mindset because he doesn't want to be around
• 46:45
  the Larry O 'Brien trophy when it's in different
• 46:47
  rooms. Speaking of that focus, the Larry O 'Brien
• 46:51
  trophy is everywhere. It's ever present. It's
• 46:54
  on the set. It's next to the court. It's in rooms
• 46:56
  that you're asked to go and shoot promotional
• 46:58
  videos with. But you wouldn't go in. You didn't
• 47:02
  want to be near the trophy. Why? How'd you hear
• 47:04
  about that? I know I'm right. I know what's happening.
• 47:08
  My only client Andrews is such a happy sad. It's
• 47:14
  a... No comment. Comment after maybe the Larry
• 47:22
  O 'Brien trophy is in reach. No comment. I think
• 47:29
  Kobe Bryant might appreciate that mentality.
• 47:32
  Yeah. Those reporters are stupid. Here is, well,
• 47:39
  actually, we'll get to that in a second. Here
• 47:41
  is Carl Anthony Towns talking about how he misses
• 47:43
  his mom. I needed to stop. You know, it's amazing.
• 47:49
  As you go through life, if you lose a parent,
• 47:52
  anyone's listening, you just look for signs.
• 47:54
  And I'll take any sign I could get, and I prayed
• 47:57
  to her strong before that possession. A great
• 48:00
  player got a great shot. It just didn't go in.
• 48:03
  I mean, it's great defense. Shout -out to Miss.
• 48:06
  Shout -out to our team. But, you know, I take
• 48:09
  it as a sign. My mom was here with me, so I appreciate
• 48:11
  it. I mean, I appreciate that. I know he lost
• 48:14
  his mom during COVID. But they all have moms.
• 48:21
  Here is... Charles Barkley calling Cat the Finals
• 48:26
  MVP. The Knicks have taken a 2 -0 lead versus
• 48:29
  Spurs in the NBA Finals, winning Game 2, 105
• 48:31
  -104 on the back of 21 points and 13 boards from
• 48:35
  Cat, 20 from Bridges, and 20 from Brunson. And
• 48:38
  Charles Barkley called Cat the Finals MVP. He
• 48:47
  should have played the first half with more energy.
• 48:49
  It's just too late. And even in the third quarter,
• 48:51
  New York came out and they played more physical,
• 48:53
  and they smacked him, and then Wimbiana turned
• 48:55
  up the energy. I think it was too late. And you
• 48:58
  know what? We always talk about how young they
• 49:00
  are. I think those last minutes when he threw
• 49:02
  the ball away, they're youthful. Youthful and
• 49:06
  experienced. It showed. Let me tell you something.
• 49:11
  He's been criticized in Minnesota. Got it. He's
• 49:16
  been criticized in New York. Uh -huh. The MVP
• 49:21
  of the finals is going to be Carl Anthony Towns.
• 49:25
  He has played two of the best games I've ever
• 49:29
  seen. There you go. So there's that. And then
• 49:33
  here's Gilbert Arenas. We'll get to that in a
• 49:35
  second. Here's Shaq going off on Wemby. I'm still
• 49:39
  very blurry. And that's the whole problem. You
• 49:41
  know, we... I need to have more poise, more control
• 49:46
  over the game. I'm not going to go through the
• 49:51
  whole possessions, but that's the general image.
• 49:53
  In terms of being blurry, you said things were
• 49:55
  blurry. Was that just the last three possessions
• 49:57
  or was that sort of the issue all night? I would
• 50:04
  say the last three possessions. Yeah, it should
• 50:07
  not have been that. I think we need to put ourselves
• 50:13
  in better conditions. Yeah, he's 7 '5", and he
• 50:19
  had single -digit rebounds. He just... I want
• 50:23
  to be in the paint. ...get ourselves a hole.
• 50:25
  That's been the theme so far. I don't think I
• 50:30
  like that. Carl Anthony Jones, by the way. He
• 50:33
  won in game two. I do not like that. So, okay,
• 50:36
  what do you not like about what you heard from
• 50:39
  Wendy? First of all, as a leader, you... You
• 50:42
  should probably say it's on me, but don't say
• 50:44
  things are blurry. If I'm anybody on the New
• 50:47
  York Knicks, I'm coming at his head on Monday.
• 50:49
  I don't even know what I mean, but it sounds
• 50:51
  like he's, like Chuck said, like he's flustered.
• 50:54
  And you can't be flustered at this. I know you're
• 50:56
  down 0 -2, but listen, as that guy on that team,
• 51:00
  you just got to step up. There you go. And here's
• 51:03
  kilometer, well, first there's this, sorry. Knicks
• 51:05
  fans are outraged at Elmo. The furry red muppet
• 51:08
  shared this video on Instagram June 4th, rooting
• 51:11
  on both teams for the New York Knicks versus
• 51:13
  the San Antonio Spurs game. That was annoying,
• 51:19
  but that describes my show. Here's kilometer,
• 51:22
  man. Reacting to Austin Reeves getting $239 million.
• 51:27
  which is about $5 in Los Angeles. I guess the
• 51:30
  jig is up. Everybody knows that Austin Reeves
• 51:36
  is asking for $241 million. I don't know if it's
• 51:42
  pesos. Boy, ask a little bit more. We got you
• 51:47
  on that. But $241 million U .S. Got it. You know
• 51:54
  what? We don't even need to really disrespect
• 51:59
  you. We're just going to go to the wheel. We're
• 52:03
  just going to go to the wheel. All right, there
• 52:06
  you go. All right. It is a time for NFL. Oh,
• 52:21
  yeah, we got it. 96 days until the NFL are done.
• 52:31
  We got so much to talk about tonight. Donald
• 52:35
  Trump was at an event in Wisconsin and did not
• 52:39
  know who Joe Thomas was. I'll be honest, Joe
• 52:42
  Thomas is one of the greatest Cleveland Browns
• 52:44
  of all time. But I don't think I know who he
• 52:47
  is. Miles Garrett said, I don't know Aaron Donald's
• 52:51
  plans, but I want to talk to him about joining
• 52:53
  the Rams. This loser, Broncos Jonathan Cooper,
• 52:59
  arrested for domestic violence. Nate Burleson
• 53:08
  said, I recruited Russell Wilson to CBS Sports.
• 53:12
  I'm Robin. He's Batman. Here is Baker Mayfield
• 53:28
  getting interviewed, and here's Jenna Lane, that
• 53:31
  hot piece of ass with some footage. Here she
• 53:33
  is, Doc. Here he is, Baker Mayfield, talking
• 53:36
  about Mike Evans, how he thought he'd be a buck
• 53:38
  forever. There's that. The audio's terrible.
• 53:51
  I mean, these reporters, I don't know why they
• 53:54
  do this, but they're terrible at their audio.
• 53:58
  Baker says he wants to stay in Tampa, but they're
• 54:00
  not close on a new deal. And he sets a deadline
• 54:04
  at the start of the training camp. Yeah, I think
• 54:06
  first and foremost, regardless, we've built roots
• 54:08
  here in Tampa. We love the community. We love
• 54:11
  being here. They've embraced us. We enjoy being
• 54:14
  here. Obviously, when Ray gets here, but yeah,
• 54:18
  contract stuff, it's happening, starting, the
• 54:21
  talks and whatnot, but not anywhere close to
• 54:24
  what... That's not good. You know, we were thinking
• 54:28
  so um would love to be here long term there you
• 54:32
  go and then here's uh let's see what we got here
• 54:35
  see if this audio is good uh actually the audio
• 54:39
  is terrible because it's general lane uh it's
• 54:41
  baker mayfield saying he knows he's living the
• 54:43
  dream here's chad i just think of saying why
• 54:47
  he doesn't buy a seventy thousand dollar watch
• 54:49
  seventy dollars you know i'm always preaching
• 54:52
  about being cheap with the jewelry and the watches
• 54:54
  i know i talked to you before about never really
• 54:56
  buying anything real everything was always replica
• 54:57
  nothing was ever real as far as yeah yeah always
• 55:00
  always like small example people would always
• 55:03
  ask even current athletes today like is it serious
• 55:06
  some of the stuff that i've seen documented is
• 55:08
  it true that you bought everything replica and
• 55:10
  it wasn't real i say yeah there was no point
• 55:12
  because the women have already done their googles
• 55:14
  yeah there's really no need and there's nobody
• 55:16
  to impress i can get the same like uh hard knocks
• 55:19
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• 55:23
  And the whole message was, I'm still rich. I'm
• 55:25
  still me. I don't really need it. Who am I trying
• 55:28
  to impress? Watch this. $50 ,000, $60 ,000, $70
• 55:31
  ,000. What time is it real quick? 10 o 'clock.
• 55:34
  How much that cost? Nothing. Time is free. So
• 55:37
  what am I paying for? I like that. Here's Kirk
• 55:42
  Cousins trying to break down what Love Island
• 55:44
  is. What is the premise of the reality show?
• 55:48
  How do you win Love Island? Do you find true
• 55:50
  lovers? I've never seen it. I've never seen it
• 55:52
  either. I think the words you can connect the
• 55:54
  dots. There's like this weird budding friendship
• 55:57
  between Fernando Mendoza. Is that his name? Right?
• 56:04
  That's him, right? Yeah, Fernando Mendoza and
• 56:08
  Kirk Cousins. They look alike. Copy hour. Copy
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• 56:28
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  Gang bang all my life, nigga, all I know. Moving
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• 57:54
  run your neck When you walk up in the county,
• 57:56
  and they ask what you is All well, she be, you
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• 58:08
  from in the joint I've been appointed a position
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• 58:14
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• 58:21
  disrespect shot When we layin' in the ditch Ain't
• 58:29
  nobody playin' bitch I just act as great as him
• 58:32
  Everybody say the shit Shot From the hunnids
• 58:40
  to the loon East to west and to the pool Motherfucker
• 58:43
  lay alone Everybody say the truth We in the middle
• 58:45
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  stabbing You better have that card with you when
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  you get bad in the past. Cause we'll make your
• 58:54
  next rest spot bad like a sad past. You better
• 58:57
  ask if them Illinois boys crime me. I don't think
• 59:00
  a nigga out here will really drive me. See, I'm
• 59:03
  highly respected. You don't know where we see
• 59:06
  the gangsta and fester and fester. I got four
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  You got a death wish. You go and get your brain.
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  Time to die now. We got roots. Regulations in
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  the shot Any layin' in the ditch Ain't nobody
• 59:28
  playin', bitch I get back and spray the tip Everybody
• 59:31
  say the shit Shot From the hundred to the loon
• 59:40
  From the hundred to the loon Everybody said don't
• 59:44
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• 59:47
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• 59:49
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• 59:53
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• 59:57
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• 59:59
  to lipbox, reach it back and forth on a mixtape
• 1:00:02
  Even though you say that's hip -hop, well nigga
• 1:00:05
  I don't play A motherfucker discount, he gon'
• 1:00:07
  get popped Nah, I ain't waving a threat I'm just
• 1:00:10
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• 1:00:13
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  birthday Doin' like my birthday Doin' like my
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  my patience, this shit workin' my nerves I'm
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  gettin' spendin' that money like I'm searchin'
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  the stairs Layin' on gay skin, blowin' trish
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  Drizzy baby, you already know what it is It's
• 1:12:47
  the first time I'm high, it's the first time
• 1:12:48
  I smoke in like three months I'm sorry mama,
• 1:12:51
  I had to do it to him 40, I see you Oh, I see
• 1:12:56
  you homie I stayed late tonight, right? You know
• 1:13:00
  what happens when I stay late Yeah, boy wonder
• 1:13:05
  I swear it's like this every single time Toronto,
• 1:13:09
  I got you I got us I'm a hard guy to get along
• 1:13:16
  with, get on the zone with, when shit be going
• 1:13:18
  right, well I just flip into the wrong shit,
• 1:13:20
  the team that I belong to, the artists I put
• 1:13:23
  on with, don't ever ask for nothing, cause them
• 1:13:25
  niggas got their own shit, me and we used to
• 1:13:27
  like a mouth full of hot peppers, black Ferrari
• 1:13:29
  with the red seats, I call it playing checkers,
• 1:13:32
  I'm never doing verses, I'm forever giving lectures,
• 1:13:34
  if you tryna me with money, I'd be happy to connect
• 1:13:37
  ya, life is better than it's ever been, scheduling
• 1:13:40
  million dollar meetings with the president, someone
• 1:13:43
  cut the lights on, where is Thomas Edison, got
• 1:13:46
  a new condo, watch me as I settle in, I deserve
• 1:13:49
  an MTV show for me and my people, and if you
• 1:13:52
  turn the zone, I got a whole swish of sweet food,
• 1:13:55
  rappers all liars and they women all deceitful,
• 1:13:58
  add in today's subtraction, I'll never be a equal
• 1:14:00
  Last finish Drizzy is the nigga in the lead now
• 1:14:03
  Weezy told me just write every single thing you
• 1:14:06
  need down Then he got it for me and I'm happy
• 1:14:08
  as can be now Bout to start ballin' like I'm
• 1:14:11
  comin' off a rebound Yeah, and I should have
• 1:14:14
  the most braggin' rights Because a nigga's spit
• 1:14:16
  cracked, bag it tight Hate when rappers say they
• 1:14:19
  tryin' to get their swagger right Outro Music
• 1:14:44
  See a little me and your dad I'm the same yellow
• 1:14:47
  boy that used to play up on the grass Seeking
• 1:14:49
  pocket twenty thousand to be anywhere they ask
• 1:14:52
  me Cash like Johnny, banks like Ashley Burning
• 1:14:55
  like a Camelite, stupid hoe ask me But don't
• 1:14:58
  ask me shit about me And know the game really
• 1:15:02
  ain't shit without me She might have to pay me
• 1:15:05
  but I dick her down free Wanna know if it's the
• 1:15:07
  truth then pull the zipper down to see This is
• 1:15:22
  my promise. I'ma bring that barrel to them bitches'
• 1:15:25
  eyeliners. And what I make up would fuck up your
• 1:15:28
  skin. I pick the butt up and butt fuck, then
• 1:15:30
  butt fuck again. I would butt fuck your friend,
• 1:15:33
  then suck up her twin. I put the butt up to him,
• 1:15:36
  then butt fuck and butt fuck and butt fuck again.
• 1:15:39
  Suck nut, you duck, fuck your unloving kin. Now
• 1:15:42
  don't rub it in like Uberderm on a new tattoo.
• 1:15:45
  I had to kick my princess up out my casso. That
• 1:15:49
  who never had that. Always had a black tooth
• 1:15:52
  Even when I was at school Cause bullies aren't
• 1:15:54
  bulletproof Red Scott hoodie too Probably ain't
• 1:15:57
  as good as you Stupid motherfucker The only thing
• 1:15:59
  in the hood is you I do everything good as you
• 1:16:02
  know I do everything better I get paid for every
• 1:16:04
  letter A, B, C, etc Fetch a bone Like a dog motherfucker
• 1:16:09
  I am gone for your neck In a sec, in a sec Bring
• 1:16:13
  it back like Work in the trunk And my ex is coming
• 1:16:15
  up Yeah, I am headed to the buck Like buck, buck
• 1:16:19
  again Mike Fly to L .A. and just fuck Corinne.
• 1:16:22
  Nah, fuck Corinne. Let's get bucks again. And
• 1:16:25
  fucking spend them bucks and then just fuck Corinne.
• 1:16:29
  If I told you I'ma do it, I did it. Got my city
• 1:16:32
  on my feet. It bout to pop out. Let's get it.
• 1:16:34
  Let's get it, motherfucker. What you waiting
• 1:16:36
  on? It is about a minute past this and I'm about
• 1:16:39
  to get shitty. I'm with it. If money is the it,
• 1:16:42
  you want me with it. I probably just spit on
• 1:16:45
  the chick you want me with. And I hate a phony
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  bitch. Only like I'm only thick and I own hip
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  hop. If you don't spit, I'm going to eat it.
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  And I just sold a lot of property to a buyer.
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  And I think his name was kind of like Drake Drizzy
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  Rogers. Or Drizzy Drake Rogers. I'm too busy
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  to play father. And when it comes to the game,
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  I'm too willing to play harder. So harder I do.
• 1:17:05
  There he go. They chant MVP when I shoot a free
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  throw. CEO. That's what they do. The haters on
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  their face and in their ass is a shoe. Faster
• 1:17:15
  than you. Badder than you. Radder than you. Etc.
• 1:17:20
  I told you I get paid by the letter like A, B,
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  C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q,
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  R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z,
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  Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z. Young Moolah, baby The
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  clock's a joker, playin' cold breaks Copy's out,
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  we're almost done, feels like robbery in banks
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  Brian Hoppy on the mic, droppin' wisdom in streams
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  Syndicated Skaro, now it's time to shatter dreams
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  Oh, the Hoppy album's comin' still close Radio
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  hits, made it like a Wilson Rose Laughter and
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  joy, dissolvin' in the air But we'll keep the
• 1:18:15
  rhythm, oh, life's just so unfair The laughter's
• 1:18:25
  growing dim. Ear drums mix in hoppy like fingers
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  without rings. VHX to FM. The shoutouts hit the
• 1:18:31
  street. But soon the sound will vanish like shadows
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  in the heat. The hoppy hour is coming to a close.
• 1:18:37
  Radio waves fading like a wilting rose. Laughter
• 1:18:40
  and joy dissolving in the air. Both keep the
• 1:18:43
  rhythm. Oh, life's just so unfair. Oh, life's
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  buzzing with the laughter. Outro Music Now it's
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  time to face the silence like the TV on Snow
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  Riot Hoppy held the mic with humor so divine
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  The void left in our hearts wider than a canyon
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  line Line Empty speakers silenced by the coming
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  to an end Like a rollercoaster stopping round
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  the river's bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs ease
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  our daily grind Now silence flowers and the thoughts
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  we can't rewind The Hoppy Hour is coming to a
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  close Laughter and joy, dissolving in the air,
• 1:20:01
  we'll keep the rhythm Oh, life's just so unfair
• 1:20:04
  I'll be alright from the two of us Radio and
• 1:20:08
  radio, like a world to us Laughter and joy, dissolving
• 1:20:12
  in the air, we'll keep the rhythm Oh, life's
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  just so unfair And like that, it's gone. You
• 1:20:36
  probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're
• 1:20:38
  going outside, all I smell is poop. I'll kick
• 1:20:43
  you a little and we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour
• 1:20:48
  is now over. Poppy Hour is now over. Game over.
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  This concludes our broadcast day. Good night,
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  and God bless America. Door is closing.