Latest / The Karel Show / A Reckoning Or a Disaster? MidTerms 2026
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Showtime is here.
- 0:01Speaker 2: No time to fear. Corral is so near because Showtime
- 0:05Speaker 2: is here.
- 0:06Speaker 3: So on with the show. Let's give it a go.
- 0:10Speaker 3: Corral is the one that you need to know. Now
- 0:15Speaker 3: it's Showtime.
- 0:29Speaker 4: Forget your troubles, come on, get happy. We're gonna vote
- 0:33Speaker 4: all those dweebs away. Shout hallelujah, come on, get happy.
- 0:38Speaker 4: It is midterm election day. The sun is shining, come on,
- 0:41Speaker 4: get happy. Republicans gonna lose.
- 0:44Speaker 5: Now it's time.
- 0:49Speaker 4: I really think we should keep it going, don't you?
- 0:51Speaker 4: Forget your troubles, come on, get happy. We're going to
- 0:54Speaker 4: vote all those dreams away. Shout hallelujah, come on, get happy.
- 0:59Speaker 4: Midterms are our election day. The sun is shining, come on,
- 1:04Speaker 4: get happy. All those Republicans are going to be sent home.
- 1:08Speaker 4: The sun is shining, come on, get happy. We're not
- 1:12Speaker 4: even going to throw MAGA a bone. I just made
- 1:16Speaker 4: that up. Take that, Randy Rainbow. It is the Carell Show.
- 1:20Speaker 4: I am Carell. So very glad you are joining me.
- 1:23Speaker 4: Here it is. It's like the Super Bowl. I have
- 1:26Speaker 4: waited for this fucking day. I got to tell you,
- 1:29Speaker 4: I've been waiting for this day for like, what, a
- 1:32Speaker 4: year now? I mean, truly. For a year, we've been
- 1:35Speaker 4: talking about the midterms, the midterms, the midterms. We got
- 1:37Speaker 4: to win the midterms. We got to win the midterms. Well,
- 1:40Speaker 4: they're here. They're here. I'm queer. They're not used to it.
- 1:45Speaker 4: So we're going to be talking about the midterms. Is
- 1:47Speaker 4: it going to be a tidal wave? Is it going
- 1:48Speaker 4: to be a tsunami? So it'll be a wave if
- 1:51Speaker 4: they win the House and not the Senate. It'll be
- 1:53Speaker 4: a tsunami if they win the House and Senate. And
- 1:56Speaker 4: I am so praying to Buddha, Ada, Yahweh, any God,
- 2:00Speaker 4: named or unnamed, Alanis Morissette, I don't care. I am
- 2:04Speaker 4: praying that we win both. And when I say win,
- 2:07Speaker 4: I mean people with common sense. I don't mean a party.
- 2:10Speaker 4: This is really not about a party, the midterms. Ain't
- 2:13Speaker 4: no party. Well, I knew you were married when I
- 2:16Speaker 4: met you. It's a song called Ain't No Party. And
- 2:20Speaker 4: it ain't no party. And this is not about party.
- 2:23Speaker 4: This midterm election, more than any other in my life,
- 2:27Speaker 4: is not about Republican or Democrat. It really is about
- 2:32Speaker 4: what is America about? Will they really turn down a
- 2:37Speaker 4: fully qualified candidate in Michigan because his last name is Al-Sayed?
- 2:42Speaker 4: Because the president of the United fucking States was awake
- 2:46Speaker 4: all night calling him a Muslim terrorist, saying no Jews
- 2:49Speaker 4: should vote for him, that he hates everybody. He hates blacks.
- 2:52Speaker 4: He hates Jews. You know, Donald Trump, the only person
- 2:55Speaker 4: he hates is you. Donald Trump gave a interview on
- 2:59Speaker 4: Fox News that was frightening. It was frightening. Yeah, I
- 3:03Speaker 4: poll at 99% in Israel. If the people of the U.S.
- 3:06Speaker 4: get tired of me, I could go be their prime minister. Go.
- 3:09Speaker 4: I'll drive you to the fucking airport. I'll blow you
- 3:11Speaker 4: on the way if it'll get you out of here.
- 3:14Speaker 4: I mean, go. Get out. Oh, he said he doesn't
- 3:19Speaker 4: want to kill a lot of people in Iran, but
- 3:20Speaker 4: if he has to, like they're just nothing. But if
- 3:24Speaker 4: I got to kill, I don't want to kill a
- 3:25Speaker 4: lot of people, but if I got to, sometimes you
- 3:28Speaker 4: got to. Here's a newsflash. You never have to kill
- 3:31Speaker 4: a lot of people. There's a newsflash. You didn't have
- 3:35Speaker 4: to kill a lot of people in World War II,
- 3:36Speaker 4: World War I, Vietnam. You don't ever have to kill
- 3:40Speaker 4: a lot of people. That is never like always on
- 3:43Speaker 4: the table. We could always kill a lot of people.
- 3:45Speaker 4: Only madmen, fascist dictators, and non-religious. Christ would never sit
- 3:51Speaker 4: down and say, sometimes you got to kill a lot
- 3:53Speaker 4: of people. Okay? So no Christian or no one that
- 3:58Speaker 4: purports to be a Christian should ever say that. And
- 4:02Speaker 4: today we get to see how Christian American really is
- 4:04Speaker 4: because a true Christian would vote against sex offenders, liars,
- 4:09Speaker 4: statutory rapists, people who would rather see people suffer, who
- 4:14Speaker 4: want citizens to be dragged off by ICE. No Christian
- 4:18Speaker 4: would vote for the Republican Party. I know they've co-opted Christianity.
- 4:23Speaker 4: No real Christian, no real Christian would be against trans
- 4:27Speaker 4: people because they were made by God. And it's up
- 4:33Speaker 4: to God to judge. So they're not Christian. They have
- 4:36Speaker 4: no religious belief. God will laugh at them and keep
- 4:39Speaker 4: every one of them out of heaven if there is
- 4:41Speaker 4: a God. If there is a God, I'm getting in.
- 4:44Speaker 4: They're not. Bullhorn Becky, not getting in. Who needs that
- 4:48Speaker 4: noise in heaven? As you know, I'm today in the
- 4:51Speaker 4: Las Vegas Sun. For those of you that want to
- 4:53Speaker 4: read it, just go to the Las Vegas Sun. There's
- 4:56Speaker 4: an article about the Desert Breeze voting place, and I
- 4:59Speaker 4: am featured heavily in the article. I've been in the
- 5:02Speaker 4: media here every day for three weeks, every day. Some
- 5:05Speaker 4: newspaper or television station or whatever. You know, everyone's contacted
- 5:12Speaker 4: me except the DA. The DA who could prosecute her.
- 5:16Speaker 4: I'm over 60. By hitting me, she committed another crime
- 5:20Speaker 4: of attack of a senior. She committed a hate crime
- 5:23Speaker 4: by using a homophobic slur and then targeting me for
- 5:27Speaker 4: being gay. She made it clear on the way in,
- 5:28Speaker 4: she called me a faggot. On the way out, she said,
- 5:31Speaker 4: take a dick up your ass. She targeted me for
- 5:32Speaker 4: being gay. It's obvious. Only the district attorney doesn't see that.
- 5:39Speaker 4: You know, my friend got a car stolen. The DA
- 5:41Speaker 4: called them. They've already recovered the car.
- 5:44Speaker 6: Me?
- 5:45Speaker 4: Haven't so much as called. Ain't that something?
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- 6:02Speaker 7: You have to be proud with hatred.
- 6:06Speaker 6: Hey, everyone. It's Carell. Stream You Have to Be Proud
- 6:10Speaker 6: wherever you get.
- 6:11Speaker 4: Your music and let it fill you with the pride
- 6:14Speaker 4: it filled me in doing it. You have to be strong.
- 6:22Speaker 2: Showtime is here. No time to fear. Corral is so
- 6:27Speaker 2: near because Showtime is here.
- 6:29Speaker 1: So on with the show.
- 6:31Speaker 3: Let's give it a go. Corral is the one that
- 6:35Speaker 3: you need to know.
- 6:38Speaker 4: All right, we are back. I want you to go vote.
- 6:41Speaker 4: Is it going to be a typhoon, a tsunami? What's
- 6:44Speaker 4: it going to be? You know, I really want you
- 6:47Speaker 4: to go vote. I want you to get out and
- 6:49Speaker 4: do your part. I know all of you already have.
- 6:52Speaker 4: I know you have. If you're listening to me, you're
- 6:56Speaker 4: already going to vote, you know, and I know you have.
- 7:01Speaker 4: So if you haven't, though, if you're one of the
- 7:04Speaker 4: ones that, you know, like some people who go shopping
- 7:06Speaker 4: on Christmas Eve, if you are one of those people,
- 7:10Speaker 4: then please, please, please don't forget, get out there and vote.
- 7:16Speaker 4: because you got to, you know, you just got to.
- 7:21Speaker 4: We can't have you not going out there and voting.
- 7:25Speaker 4: So please go out and vote. Get out the vote.
- 7:31Speaker 4: Get out the vote. Get out the vote. And get
- 7:37Speaker 4: your ass out and vote. That's what I need you
- 7:40Speaker 4: to do. I need you to get out. I need
- 7:42Speaker 4: you to vote. You know, as we get older, we
- 7:45Speaker 4: know how important this sort of thing is, voting. And
- 7:51Speaker 4: I got to tell you, it's funny. Two days before
- 7:55Speaker 4: Barack Obama was elected, I was in the news. I
- 8:00Speaker 4: was in the news for my F Joe the plumber,
- 8:03Speaker 4: I hope Joe the effing plumber drops dead. And now,
- 8:07Speaker 4: two days or a week or so before this election...
- 8:11Speaker 4: I'm in the news again. It seems that when there's
- 8:18Speaker 4: a big consequential election happening, I'm in the news. But
- 8:26Speaker 4: do you know what I'm really excited about? Hi, Iceland.
- 8:31Speaker 4: Who is this? Gudmundur Kristjansson. I'm messing up that name
- 8:38Speaker 4: more than you know. But he's in Iceland. I love Iceland.
- 8:41Speaker 4: It's so near Ireland. And you can just fly over
- 8:44Speaker 4: and go to a spa and sit in the wonderful
- 8:46Speaker 4: warm water and then hop on a plane and go
- 8:48Speaker 4: right back. It just takes 45 minutes. I love Iceland.
- 8:51Speaker 4: I love the Icelandic people. I love the country. I
- 8:55Speaker 4: love all of it. Yes, I've been. Because I went
- 8:58Speaker 4: to Ireland and they said, do you want to hop
- 8:59Speaker 4: over to Iceland? I'm like, well, yeah. So we did. And, oh,
- 9:05Speaker 4: it was just the most charming and cold, except in the,
- 9:10Speaker 4: it is called Iceland, except in the, you know, the water.
- 9:14Speaker 4: But the spa, oh, my God, it was just a
- 9:17Speaker 4: wonderful place. I can't even tell you how much I
- 9:19Speaker 4: love Iceland. It's really wonderful. Now, I couldn't live with
- 9:22Speaker 4: all the darkness and all of that, but it's wonderful.
- 9:26Speaker 4: So I want to, you know, we all need reminders, okay, reminders, right?
- 9:33Speaker 4: If you're older, if you're an older person, you are
- 9:36Speaker 4: counted out, especially in today's world. Boomers are vilified, Gen X,
- 9:41Speaker 4: you know, you're counted out. But today, I have a
- 9:48Speaker 4: mix that just came in of my brand new single.
- 9:51Speaker 4: Brand new. Not even out. Not even on a label yet.
- 9:55Speaker 4: But it it just really speaks about you know still
- 9:59Speaker 4: being fabulous you know and I think today we all
- 10:03Speaker 4: need reminders that we're all still fabulous go and vote
- 10:07Speaker 4: because you have the right because you're fabulous you're an
- 10:09Speaker 4: American you have the right to go vote go do
- 10:12Speaker 4: it that's what fabulous Americans do they go vote so
- 10:18Speaker 4: go vote And if you're older, if you're over 50,
- 10:22Speaker 4: don't let people get you down. You're still fabulous. I
- 10:26Speaker 4: want to play a little of it for you right now.
- 10:28Speaker 4: Do you mind? It'll just be a distraction from the midterms.
- 10:32Speaker 4: We'll come back and talk politics and everything. I promise.
- 10:35Speaker 4: I promise. We're going to talk about whether it's a
- 10:37Speaker 4: wave or a tsunami, what it's going to mean, who
- 10:40Speaker 4: I think is going to win, all of that. We'll
- 10:42Speaker 4: do all of that. But I'm really excited. I just
- 10:45Speaker 4: got this in. And I want to share with you
- 10:47Speaker 4: about being fabulous still.
- 10:57Speaker 5: I said that I'm still fabulous.
- 11:07Speaker 8: Oh, I'm still in the groove. I'm still fabulous. Still
- 11:12Speaker 8: got time to move. I'm still fabulous. Got so much
- 11:15Speaker 8: left to give.
- 11:19Speaker 9: Thank you for telling me who you think I should
- 11:26Speaker 9: be But what your vision of me is not who
- 11:31Speaker 9: I am inside.
- 11:32Speaker 4: You put your limits on me, you often.
- 11:35Speaker 8: Push me aside But I'm still a dreamer, I was.
- 11:39Speaker 6: As a teen I'm.
- 11:41Speaker 8: Still a believer, the best you Oh, I'm still in
- 11:51Speaker 8: the groove.
- 12:03Speaker 9: Everybody's changing every single day. No one's getting.
- 12:08Speaker 5: Younger, we get older.
- 12:10Speaker 8: Along the way, we're mostly on the outside.
- 12:13Speaker 6: Inside we're still the same.
- 12:14Speaker 5: The lover and.
- 12:15Speaker 6: The dreamer still able to.
- 12:17Speaker 5: Play the game. So Do not tell me how to look, trust, or.
- 13:02Speaker 8: Sound Your expectations of the way I go round At
- 13:12Speaker 8: ten or one hundred I still got.
- 13:17Speaker 5: To try So just.
- 13:18Speaker 8: Open your eyes And let me try I'm still.
- 13:50Speaker 4: Oh, ladies and gentlemen, I am still fucking fabulous. And
- 13:54Speaker 4: so are you. Oh, I love my new song. That song,
- 13:59Speaker 4: where are you going, man? That song, to me, is
- 14:04Speaker 4: my life right now. You know? And it's yours. I
- 14:07Speaker 4: know it's the midterm day, but look, go vote. There's
- 14:10Speaker 4: lines at the polls.
- 14:12Speaker 6: Yay.
- 14:13Speaker 4: But I'm still fabulous. And the lyrics, thank you for caring.
- 14:19Speaker 4: Thank you for sharing. Thank you for telling me who
- 14:22Speaker 4: you think I should be. But what if your vision
- 14:25Speaker 4: of me is not who I am inside? You put
- 14:28Speaker 4: your labels on me. You often push me aside. But
- 14:32Speaker 4: I'm still the dreamer I was as a teen. I'm
- 14:35Speaker 4: still a believer, the best yet unseen. Doesn't that speak
- 14:40Speaker 4: to today? Don't we have hope that the best for
- 14:43Speaker 4: America is yet unseen? That we can be better? That
- 14:48Speaker 4: we can be fabulous again? Fuck make America great again.
- 14:51Speaker 4: Make America fabulous. You know? Second verse, everybody's changing every
- 15:00Speaker 4: single day. No one's getting younger. We get older along
- 15:03Speaker 4: the way, but only on the outside. Inside, we're still
- 15:07Speaker 4: the same. The lover and the dreamer still able to
- 15:10Speaker 4: play the game. So please do not put me into
- 15:14Speaker 4: any type of mold. Your expectations. So please do not
- 15:19Speaker 4: put me into any kind of mold. Don't put your
- 15:24Speaker 4: limits on me. Don't believe all that you're told. Because
- 15:29Speaker 4: I'm still fabulous. You know? Whether a 10 or a 100,
- 15:36Speaker 4: I've still got the drive. So just open your eyes.
- 15:41Speaker 4: See me. Let me thrive. That's America. That song could
- 15:47Speaker 4: be sung by our country. America wants to be fabulous
- 15:54Speaker 4: as a country. It does. It wants to excel. It
- 15:58Speaker 4: wants to achieve. It wants harmony and peace. It wants
- 16:02Speaker 4: to be a leader. That's what it wants, our country.
- 16:05Speaker 4: That's what the Constitution demands. It wants to be fabulous.
- 16:11Speaker 4: It wants to live up to the promise. But we
- 16:14Speaker 4: have all these people trying to beat us down, trying
- 16:18Speaker 4: to tell us who they think we should be. MAGA,
- 16:21Speaker 4: Make America Great Again, trying to tell us who they
- 16:25Speaker 4: think America should be. No, don't put your limits on me.
- 16:31Speaker 4: Don't believe all that you're told. That song is fabulous.
- 16:37Speaker 4: That song is fucking incredible. You know, it's wonderful. So
- 16:44Speaker 4: there we have it. I'm still fabulous. And it's taken
- 16:48Speaker 4: a lot to be this fabulous today. I have the
- 16:51Speaker 4: right wing still spreading lies about me online. I have
- 16:54Speaker 4: so many people saying, why aren't you prosecuting that bitch?
- 16:57Speaker 4: Why aren't you prosecuting that bitch? I don't have the
- 17:01Speaker 4: police on my side and the DA doesn't seem interested.
- 17:04Speaker 4: What am I supposed to do? I'm not the DA.
- 17:06Speaker 4: I'm not Metro. You know, and that, her not being
- 17:11Speaker 4: prosecuted just speaks to America. Donald Trump has not been
- 17:15Speaker 4: prosecuted for his role in the Epstein files, which are
- 17:17Speaker 4: really the Trump files, given how much his name is
- 17:19Speaker 4: in them. You know, Pete Hagsworth has not been tried
- 17:23Speaker 4: for a war crime yet, but he should be. If
- 17:27Speaker 4: we are to be fabulous, if America is to still
- 17:31Speaker 4: be fabulous, then we need to take care of business.
- 17:36Speaker 4: All of our business. And all of our business is,
- 17:41Speaker 4: you know, spring cleaning, honey. Dust it out. Get rid
- 17:45Speaker 4: of it. Mitch McConnell, go home. Die. Whatever you're going
- 17:48Speaker 4: to do. I think he already did. I'm sure it's
- 17:51Speaker 4: weekend at Bernie's. He's animatronic. You know? And no, his
- 17:55Speaker 4: sister shouldn't be in the Senate. Are you kidding me?
- 17:58Speaker 4: One of 100 most powerful people in the world simply
- 18:01Speaker 4: because she shares the DNA of Lindsey Graham? I always
- 18:05Speaker 4: get Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell confused, although one is
- 18:08Speaker 4: nearly dead and the other is dead and gay, or
- 18:10Speaker 4: was gay. There is as much speculation about Ryan Seacrest
- 18:16Speaker 4: as there is Lindsey Graham. Those are the two people
- 18:18Speaker 4: in America that have the most speculation about their sexuality.
- 18:22Speaker 4: Lindsey Graham did, and Ryan Seacrest does. I've worked with Ryan.
- 18:26Speaker 4: Do I know if he's gay or not? I do
- 18:28Speaker 4: not have any first-hand knowledge of his being a homosexual.
- 18:32Speaker 4: My gaydar bleeps so loud every time around him, I
- 18:34Speaker 4: nearly go deaf and have to put in earplugs. So yeah,
- 18:40Speaker 4: midterm today. Now look, I know tonight you're going to
- 18:45Speaker 4: want to watch the news every second. I know you are.
- 18:49Speaker 4: You're going to be like, I got to see, I
- 18:51Speaker 4: got to see, I got to see. We're not going
- 18:53Speaker 4: to know shit tonight. And if Democrats are in the
- 18:57Speaker 4: lead tonight, they could be behind tomorrow morning. OK, so
- 19:03Speaker 4: give yourself the afternoon and evening off. Go to a movie.
- 19:06Speaker 4: Go to dinner. Get out and take a walk. Take
- 19:08Speaker 4: a hike. Do something with your dog or cat or,
- 19:11Speaker 4: you know, stroke your pussy. I don't know. Whatever. Meaning
- 19:14Speaker 4: your cat, you know, but whatever. Walk your dog, stroke
- 19:20Speaker 4: your pussy, whatever you want to do. But don't follow
- 19:25Speaker 4: the results because they're going to change. Tonight's results will
- 19:29Speaker 4: not be tomorrow's results. Now, there are some races where
- 19:32Speaker 4: it might be so much of a lead that there's
- 19:35Speaker 4: no way they could catch up, and there'll be projected winners,
- 19:38Speaker 4: but we all know networks are wrong. So just chill.
- 19:43Speaker 4: I'm not going to pay attention to them the rest
- 19:45Speaker 4: of the day. I'm not. I'm leaving off the news
- 19:47Speaker 4: the rest of the day. I'm just going to have
- 19:50Speaker 4: a lovely afternoon without all the chaos in my life.
- 19:54Speaker 4: I know a lot of podcasters are going like on
- 19:56Speaker 4: the air all evening long tonight. CNN is going to
- 19:58Speaker 4: have their election room and MSN. Don't watch it. You
- 20:03Speaker 4: don't need the stress. You know, this is like a movie.
- 20:07Speaker 4: Just fast forward to the end. You know, you start
- 20:10Speaker 4: watching a horror movie and it's good. It's a good
- 20:12Speaker 4: horror movie, you know, and you're watching it. And then
- 20:15Speaker 4: that part of every movie comes where there's that low
- 20:19Speaker 4: or the chase scenes through the, you know, the hallways
- 20:23Speaker 4: or whatever. You fast forward. Do that. Because we're not
- 20:27Speaker 4: going to know tonight. Watch 911. My friend, Phil Hendry,
- 20:32Speaker 4: who I met in 1998 at KFI. Phil Hendry, one
- 20:37Speaker 4: of the most talented men in radio, is in all
- 20:41Speaker 4: three of the first three episodes of 911. He plays
- 20:45Speaker 4: a city manager who gets caught in a tunnel with
- 20:48Speaker 4: Angela Bassett. He is spectacular. I'm so proud of him.
- 20:52Speaker 4: I'm so proud of him. He's reinventing himself at almost
- 20:55Speaker 4: 70 years old, going from radio to television. Now, he's
- 21:00Speaker 4: done a ton of TV. He's so many voices on
- 21:03Speaker 4: so many shows, from Bob's Burgers to King of the Hill.
- 21:06Speaker 4: He's a lot of voices. But now he's actually acting.
- 21:10Speaker 4: And he's older, you know, and no offense to Phil, but,
- 21:14Speaker 4: you know, he's not, you know, Robert Redford. And yet
- 21:16Speaker 4: he's getting part. Good for him. So don't watch the
- 21:21Speaker 4: election tonight. Watch my friend Phil Hendry on 9-1-1. It'll
- 21:25Speaker 4: be more entertaining and will not.
- 21:27Speaker 3: Stress you out.
- 21:28Speaker 4: And besides, it's about a volcano in L.A., just like
- 21:30Speaker 4: the movie Volcano. They even solve it just like the
- 21:33Speaker 4: movie Volcano, like Jones and Hesch did.
- 21:38Speaker 5: Patriot!
- 21:53Speaker 7: You have to be proud with hatred.
- 21:57Speaker 6: Hey everyone, it's Karel. You know, Pride Month was rough
- 22:00Speaker 6: this year.
- 22:01Speaker 4: We had a lot of hate heaped upon us from Trump,
- 22:04Speaker 4: from MAGA, and from other governments around the world.
- 22:08Speaker 6: And if you are a trans person, you are really going.
- 22:10Speaker 4: Through a particular type of hell right now. That's why
- 22:13Speaker 4: when I was thinking of my next single in June,
- 22:16Speaker 4: I sat down and I wrote, you have to be proud.
- 22:20Speaker 4: You have to be proud with anger so loud. Streaming everywhere.
- 22:25Speaker 6: Keep fighting. Keep singing. Keep dancing. We're going to win.
- 22:48Speaker 5: No.
- 22:55Speaker 4: You know you want to dance and boogie to my
- 22:57Speaker 4: new song. You know you do. You know you do.
- 22:59Speaker 4: It's just so good. I'm still fabulous. So what do
- 23:05Speaker 4: I think is going to happen? Well, first of all,
- 23:07Speaker 4: I don't think they're going to go quietly into the night.
- 23:11Speaker 4: They're going to contest everything they can contest. And it's
- 23:14Speaker 4: kind of dangerous that 48 election-denying judges are overseeing elections.
- 23:20Speaker 4: That's scary. So there's going to be some fights. The
- 23:24Speaker 4: Democrats have been preparing for this. They have legal teams
- 23:26Speaker 4: on the ground. The ACLU is on the ground. There's
- 23:29Speaker 4: going to be some battles. Don't act like this is
- 23:32Speaker 4: going to go smoothly. It ain't. Okay, it's not. My
- 23:37Speaker 4: snoring little girl next to me. So it's not going
- 23:41Speaker 4: to go smoothly, but it's going to go. And I
- 23:45Speaker 4: think when it all fleshes out, we for sure win
- 23:47Speaker 4: the House and maybe gain in the Senate. I am hoping.
- 23:52Speaker 4: The Senate is a long shot. I think in Nevada
- 23:56Speaker 4: that I think Ford's going to beat Lombardo. I think
- 23:58Speaker 4: people in Nevada are tired of the crook Joe Lombardo. Mister,
- 24:02Speaker 4: I'm getting pulled over by the police, so let me
- 24:04Speaker 4: wave my name around. I'm Joe Lombardo, and the cops all,
- 24:07Speaker 4: I know. You know, trying to get out of a
- 24:09Speaker 4: fucking ticket. I took my ticket like a man and
- 24:11Speaker 4: paid it. You don't get any points for your first
- 24:14Speaker 4: ticket here. I paid $ 150 for a speeding ticket, going
- 24:17Speaker 4: 53 in a 35, but he marked me 42. I
- 24:21Speaker 4: really was going 53. I was on my way to
- 24:23Speaker 4: the doctor to get cancer results. I was focused on that.
- 24:26Speaker 4: Don't ever drive when you're focused on something like that. Um,
- 24:30Speaker 4: so I told the cop, no, I was speeding. I,
- 24:32Speaker 4: I admitted it. I said, here's my ID. I was speeding.
- 24:37Speaker 4: Go ahead and give me your ticket. He goes, yeah,
- 24:39Speaker 4: you were going 53. I said, yeah, in a 35.
- 24:41Speaker 4: He goes, yeah. I said, sorry, I'm on my way
- 24:44Speaker 4: to the doctor, the oral doctor. She's going to look
- 24:46Speaker 4: and see if this spot on my tongue has changed
- 24:49Speaker 4: or anything. And if it could be cancer. And he
- 24:52Speaker 4: took pity and said, I'm only going to mark it 42.
- 24:55Speaker 4: So I went online, it was 150 bucks, no points,
- 24:58Speaker 4: nothing against my insurance, no traffic school required. Now he
- 25:03Speaker 4: made me confident in cops. My recent interaction with detectives,
- 25:08Speaker 4: not so much. But you know what? Take your lumps,
- 25:11Speaker 4: Joe Lombardo. So I hope Aaron Ford wins here in Nevada.
- 25:16Speaker 4: I think the Democrat will win in California. I don't
- 25:18Speaker 4: think Gavin Newsom's going to be replaced with a Republican. Besides,
- 25:21Speaker 4: the Republican they ran is obtuse and horrible. So I
- 25:24Speaker 4: think it's going to be a Democratic governor in California.
- 25:27Speaker 4: And I'm very much hoping a Democratic governor here in Nevada.
- 25:31Speaker 4: I think my congressperson, Suzy Lee, is safe. And I
- 25:35Speaker 4: think Diane Castro, Castro's maestro, Maestro Castro Cortez, whatever her
- 25:40Speaker 4: name is, I think she's safe as well. But we'll see.
- 25:43Speaker 4: But I think they're both safe. So I think we'll
- 25:44Speaker 4: still have blue Senate and Congress from Nevada. And then,
- 25:49Speaker 4: of course, it is my hope that Talia Rico wins.
- 25:53Speaker 4: He is the kind of person I want to see
- 25:55Speaker 4: in government. I hope that Al-Sayed wins. He is exactly
- 26:00Speaker 4: the handsome, stunning, wish-I-could-see-him-naked kind of man I see in
- 26:05Speaker 4: Congress or the Senate. I think he'd be great. I
- 26:09Speaker 4: hope we flip some unexpected states. I do. And let's
- 26:14Speaker 4: just see. Because today is going to be a barometer
- 26:18Speaker 4: of where the country is. The midterms always are. They're
- 26:22Speaker 4: a barometer of, and they're going to be an indictment
- 26:25Speaker 4: on Trump's presidency. If MAGA and Republicans make gains instead
- 26:31Speaker 4: of losses, then guess what? Because I saw people that
- 26:34Speaker 4: hate Donald Trump, they're Republicans, and they're at the polls
- 26:36Speaker 4: being interviewed saying, I don't like Trump, I wouldn't vote
- 26:39Speaker 4: for him again. Well, then who did you vote for today? Oh,
- 26:41Speaker 4: I voted Republican. So they hate Trump, they hate the
- 26:44Speaker 4: Republican Party, and they still vote Republican. These people are deplorable,
- 26:47Speaker 4: they're irredeemable. I just hope there's not enough of them
- 26:52Speaker 4: And there's a lot of turncoats, a lot of people saying, no,
- 26:56Speaker 4: I can't do it. I don't want to vote Democrat,
- 26:58Speaker 4: but I'm going to because of everything. So we'll see.
- 27:05Speaker 4: But it is an indictment on our country and where
- 27:08Speaker 4: we're at. It's a thermometer on where we're at. If
- 27:13Speaker 4: it comes back, we're still saturated with MAGA. Canada, here
- 27:17Speaker 4: we come. Mexico, Costa Rica, Lisbon, Iceland, wherever. You know,
- 27:23Speaker 4: the Finnish people are running a contest. They'll give you
- 27:25Speaker 4: a four-day trip to Finland, and you just have to
- 27:28Speaker 4: go on a date with somebody that's there. They've already
- 27:31Speaker 4: been pre-screened. I'm going to see if they're doing it
- 27:33Speaker 4: for gay people, because I'd fly to Finland with Amber
- 27:37Speaker 4: for four days and go on a date with some
- 27:40Speaker 4: Finnish man. And hey, if we clicked, then Finland, here
- 27:44Speaker 4: I come. Although, again, the whole light daytime thing, I
- 27:48Speaker 4: don't think I could do that. But maybe I could
- 27:50Speaker 4: get him to move, although I don't think that's the point.
- 27:52Speaker 4: I think they want you to date someone there, so
- 27:54Speaker 4: you'll move there. But, you know, I mean, how many
- 27:57Speaker 4: months of darkness do they have in Finland? I'm not sure,
- 28:01Speaker 4: but it's a lot. I like sun during the day,
- 28:05Speaker 4: darkness at night. I don't like twilight for three months.
- 28:08Speaker 4: That just wouldn't be good for me. But, you know,
- 28:13Speaker 4: maybe in Louisiana. Uh-oh, my computer just did this flashback.
- 28:40Speaker 8: I'm still fabulous. Oh, I'm still in the groove. I'm
- 28:44Speaker 8: still fabulous.
- 28:45Speaker 5: Still got time to move.
- 28:47Speaker 8: I'm still fabulous. Got so much left to give. I'm
- 28:52Speaker 8: still fabulous.
- 28:53Speaker 5: So much more to live.
- 28:56Speaker 7: Thank you for coming.
- 29:20Speaker 4: Check, check, check. All right, we're back. I don't know
- 29:24Speaker 4: what happens. I have no idea what happens. It happened yesterday.
- 29:28Speaker 4: I have no idea. The computer screen flashes and then
- 29:32Speaker 4: suddenly I cannot use Wirecast. I have no idea what
- 29:36Speaker 4: it does. I apologize. I am sorry. I don't know why. So,
- 29:44Speaker 4: you know, I really need to just figure that out,
- 29:52Speaker 4: don't I? Because it does it right in the middle
- 29:54Speaker 4: of the show and it takes away from the show.
- 29:57Speaker 4: And I don't know why. All right, well, let's get
- 30:02Speaker 4: back to the show. Sorry about that. I really don't
- 30:04Speaker 4: know what is going on. I wish I did. All
- 30:09Speaker 4: of a sudden, the screen flashes, and then bam. You know, nothing.
- 30:16Speaker 4: Let's just hope that it doesn't happen again.
- 30:27Speaker 1: It's broadcasting from a completely different point of view.
- 30:31Speaker 2: Yours.
- 30:31Speaker 1: Listen daily to the Corelcast on your favorite streaming service.
- 30:43Speaker 1: You're listening to the Corelcast. Driving you home. Or driving
- 30:49Speaker 1: you crazy. It's broadcasting from a completely different point of view.
- 30:55Speaker 3: Yours.
- 30:56Speaker 1: Listen daily to the Corelcast on your favorite streaming service.
- 31:07Speaker 1: You're listening to the Corelcast. Driving you home. Or driving
- 31:13Speaker 1: you crazy.
- 31:14Speaker 4: Stream I Dance Because on all services. The song is very,
- 31:18Speaker 4: very personal to me.
- 31:20Speaker 6: And the video now is very touching to me.
- 31:22Speaker 4: I cried the first time. Well, I cry all the time.
- 31:24Speaker 4: But I cried the first time I saw it. We
- 31:27Speaker 4: all have somebody, whether it's someone that's passed from AIDS
- 31:29Speaker 4: or some other thing. We all have people that we
- 31:32Speaker 4: danced with. And that's why we dance. Stream I Dance
- 31:36Speaker 4: Because on all services. All righty. I am trying to
- 31:44Speaker 4: figure out what happened. I'm sitting here. doing my very
- 31:47Speaker 4: best to figure out what happened, and I just can't
- 31:52Speaker 4: seem to. So there we go. Okay. I just tried
- 32:00Speaker 4: to turn off several settings. Hopefully that will never happen again.
- 32:04Speaker 4: But we'll see. All right. I am here, I am queer,
- 32:08Speaker 4: and my computer is rebelling. That's what's going on. All right.
- 32:14Speaker 4: So it is an indictment. on our country, okay? It really,
- 32:19Speaker 4: truly is an indictment on our country. It is, it's
- 32:23Speaker 4: going to tell us, you know, where we are. It's
- 32:26Speaker 4: going to give us a barometer onto where we are.
- 32:32Speaker 4: And we may not like it. You know, look, I
- 32:35Speaker 4: am optimistic, but I'm not unrealistic, okay? And I think
- 32:40Speaker 4: you all should adopt that strategy as well, okay? We
- 32:43Speaker 4: should all be optimistic, but not be unrealistic. Because, quite frankly,
- 32:52Speaker 4: it could shock us. Polls have been wrong before. Now,
- 32:59Speaker 4: what do I think the Democrats are going to do
- 33:01Speaker 4: in January? My gut instinct says not much. Oh, some
- 33:07Speaker 4: investigations and some this and some that, but You know,
- 33:12Speaker 4: can they end the Iran war? Yes, Congress could. If
- 33:18Speaker 4: they get in there in January and immediately pull his
- 33:20Speaker 4: war powers, just pull them, just cancel them. And then
- 33:25Speaker 4: stop funding the Iran war, stop paying for the military,
- 33:29Speaker 4: which Congress can do, then yeah, they could effectively stop it.
- 33:34Speaker 4: Could they stop funding Israel? Yeah, they could.
- 33:37Speaker 6: Will they?
- 33:38Speaker 4: I don't know. Could they increase funding to Ukraine and
- 33:42Speaker 4: help that war finally come to a close? Yeah, they could.
- 33:46Speaker 4: Will they? I don't know. I just don't know how
- 33:50Speaker 4: big of swings the Democrats are going to take because
- 33:53Speaker 4: they're not known for that. You know, Trump came in
- 33:56Speaker 4: like Miley Cyrus, like a wrecking ball. Yeah, he came
- 34:00Speaker 4: in like a wrecking ball. That's what we need the
- 34:03Speaker 4: Democrats to do. They need to come in like a
- 34:06Speaker 4: wrecking ball and tear it all down. Tear everything MAGA
- 34:09Speaker 4: built up down. Reinstate the Department of Education. They can
- 34:13Speaker 4: do that. Reinstate the EPA. They can do that. Refund
- 34:19Speaker 4: the CDC. They can do that. They could even push
- 34:23Speaker 4: for the removal of RFK Jr. They could impeach him.
- 34:26Speaker 4: He's a cabinet level. They could impeach him. Do that.
- 34:30Speaker 4: I mean, they could, in theory, they could expand the court.
- 34:35Speaker 4: And boy, is he afraid of that. He's talked about
- 34:38Speaker 4: that a lot. So there's a lot they could do.
- 34:44Speaker 4: Will they? I don't know. I'm hopeful. I think if
- 34:51Speaker 4: we show up in record numbers and we give them
- 34:54Speaker 4: a clear victory, it's a mandate to do big things.
- 34:58Speaker 4: And this time, if they don't get Medicare for all,
- 35:00Speaker 4: they'll never get voted in again. They ran on many, many,
- 35:06Speaker 4: many platforms across the country on Medicare for all. If
- 35:11Speaker 4: they don't do it, I don't see them winning in 2028. See,
- 35:15Speaker 4: this could be a double-edged sword. Democrats could get in
- 35:19Speaker 4: in 2026 and come 2028 have done so little that
- 35:23Speaker 4: people are like, well, why would I vote for you?
- 35:25Speaker 4: For two years you've done, they'll try to blame Trump.
- 35:29Speaker 4: or the other members of the Republican. They'll say, give
- 35:31Speaker 4: us more senators and we can do more. Because Democrats
- 35:35Speaker 4: seem to always have an excuse as to why they
- 35:38Speaker 4: can't do more. Oh, we don't have the numbers. We
- 35:40Speaker 4: don't have the funding. We don't have this. We don't
- 35:42Speaker 4: have that. Where Republicans and MAGA, you never hear that
- 35:45Speaker 4: from them. You never hear from MAGA why they can't
- 35:49Speaker 4: do more, ever. So I'm really hoping if Democrats get
- 35:56Speaker 4: in in big numbers, That they do big things. Because
- 36:00Speaker 4: if they don't, it will not go well in 2028.
- 36:05Speaker 4: Which is only 27 months away. Right? The presidential election
- 36:11Speaker 4: of 2028 is two years from now. So, 24 months.
- 36:18Speaker 4: And we have a new president. Oh, Lord. Did you
- 36:22Speaker 4: hear the heavens just go, Hallelujah.
- 36:24Speaker 1: 24 months.
- 36:24Speaker 9: We have a new guy.
- 36:29Speaker 4: Oh, my God. In heaven. Hallelujah. All right, we'll be
- 36:35Speaker 4: right back. We're getting through. I know people are trying
- 36:40Speaker 4: to knock us off the air. Not sure who, but
- 36:42Speaker 4: they're trying.
- 36:43Speaker 1: If you're not visiting reallycarell.com daily, you're missing out. Get
- 36:49Speaker 1: the podcast videos and the blog, including recipes, at reallycarell.com.
- 36:54Speaker 1: That's reallycarell.com.
- 36:57Speaker 7: You have to be proud with hatred.
- 37:02Speaker 4: Hey everyone, it's Carell, and I want to invite you
- 37:04Speaker 4: to stream my new single, You Have to Be Proud,
- 37:06Speaker 4: on Swishcraft Music.
- 37:08Speaker 6: You Have to Be Proud, by Carell. Go stream it, go.
- 37:12Speaker 4: March to it, go wave your rainbow flags and piss
- 37:15Speaker 4: off MAGA to it. Do whatever you need to do
- 37:18Speaker 4: to remind yourself and others, we are stronger than ever.
- 37:23Speaker 6: And they can't have our pride. to be strong.
- 37:32Speaker 3: Showtime is here.
- 37:35Speaker 4: No time to fear.
- 37:36Speaker 2: Corral is so near because.
- 37:38Speaker 3: Showtime is here. So on with the show. Let's give
- 37:42Speaker 3: it a go. Corral is the one that you need
- 37:46Speaker 3: to know.
- 37:48Speaker 4: Look, there's a chicken. There's a chicken. Over there's a chicken. Oh,
- 37:52Speaker 4: I'm counting my chickens. Can't do that. Mustn't do that.
- 37:56Speaker 4: You're going to want to count your chickens today.
- 37:58Speaker 6: Don't.
- 37:59Speaker 4: Let your chickens just roam. Let them be in the coop.
- 38:03Speaker 4: Don't try to count them today. Count them tomorrow. Count
- 38:06Speaker 4: them Thursday or Friday. We might not know some races
- 38:10Speaker 4: for weeks. It's going to be frustrating. You're going to
- 38:14Speaker 4: need some Xanax. Whatever your Xanax is, buy some edibles,
- 38:18Speaker 4: classical music, whatever it might be. Calm and relaxing days. meditate.
- 38:27Speaker 4: Come on. You're going to have to just de-stress because
- 38:32Speaker 4: we're in distress. And so many of us want the change.
- 38:37Speaker 4: We need the change. We can't, you know, we just,
- 38:41Speaker 4: we need some hope. We do. I mean, really, that's
- 38:44Speaker 4: the biggest thing about today, right? I don't know about you,
- 38:48Speaker 4: but I need some hope to stay here. I need
- 38:50Speaker 4: some hope to believe that it is not irredeemably and
- 38:53Speaker 4: irretrievably lost, our country. I need some hope that there
- 38:59Speaker 4: are actually more level-headed people with some semblance of what
- 39:05Speaker 4: civics is, you know, out there voting, and not these morons,
- 39:09Speaker 4: I don't want no men in no women's bathrooms. I
- 39:13Speaker 4: don't want my little girl being in a bathroom and
- 39:15Speaker 4: have some man come in. If that's your biggest fucking issue,
- 39:21Speaker 4: you broke dweeb. Most of these hicks have never met
- 39:28Speaker 4: a trans person. Ever. many fantasize about them many visit
- 39:34Speaker 4: the only fans account of trans people it's alleged that
- 39:37Speaker 4: Charlie Kirk did so you know what just leave trans
- 39:42Speaker 4: people out of your filthy mouths they've got enough to
- 39:45Speaker 4: worry about you know Some of them have to have
- 39:49Speaker 4: their vagina turned into a penis. That's a lot to
- 39:52Speaker 4: worry about. Some of them have to have breasts removed.
- 39:56Speaker 4: That's a lot to worry about. You know, some of
- 39:59Speaker 4: them have to have breasts put in or a penis
- 40:02Speaker 4: made into a vagina, which they slice it right down
- 40:05Speaker 4: the middle. That's a lot to worry about. Okay, they
- 40:09Speaker 4: don't need you. They don't need to worry about where
- 40:12Speaker 4: to pee. Okay, if I were a trans person, I'd
- 40:15Speaker 4: shit in front of the bathroom. Right in front. I
- 40:18Speaker 4: wouldn't even go in. I'd just shit right in front
- 40:20Speaker 4: of the door. You don't want me in there? Fine.
- 40:22Speaker 4: I'll shit out here. So yeah. So leave them alone. Okay?
- 40:28Speaker 4: Just leave them alone. They don't. care about trans people.
- 40:33Speaker 4: They really don't. They're told to care about that issue.
- 40:36Speaker 4: That's my problem with MAGA. They don't even care about
- 40:39Speaker 4: real shit. They just care about what they're told. They're parrots.
- 40:42Speaker 4: They're little stupid parrots. They just repeat what they hear
- 40:45Speaker 4: over and over on Newsmax or Fox or Lindell TV
- 40:48Speaker 4: or whatever the fuck they're watching. They're just like, I
- 40:50Speaker 4: heard the trans people are bad. I gotta vote. I
- 40:55Speaker 4: gotta vote for Paxton because he's against trans people. That's
- 40:59Speaker 4: why you're voting for him. A despot. A criminal. Someone
- 41:02Speaker 4: who's been ejected by his own party from his job. Well, yeah,
- 41:06Speaker 4: he's horrible, but at least he'll keep my little girl
- 41:08Speaker 4: safe in the bathroom. Do you have children?
- 41:10Speaker 6: Well, no.
- 41:10Speaker 4: Do you have a little girl? Well, no. Meanwhile, these
- 41:15Speaker 4: people would have no problem with Donald Trump walking into
- 41:17Speaker 4: their little girl's dressing room during a pageant. You know,
- 41:22Speaker 4: it's like they're the stupidest people on the planet. They
- 41:24Speaker 4: really are. That bullhorn Becky that attacked me, oh my God.
- 41:29Speaker 4: That woman, if she had three brain cells left, they'd
- 41:31Speaker 4: die of loneliness. I mean, really. She's just a fucking
- 41:35Speaker 4: moron out there screaming obscenities at people thinking she's going
- 41:39Speaker 4: to change somebody's mind. You know? That's what I don't
- 41:44Speaker 4: get from these people. They think that degrading you, insulting you,
- 41:48Speaker 4: all of that, they think that in some way they're
- 41:50Speaker 4: going to make their point. That they're going to convert
- 41:52Speaker 4: you to their side. Fucking morons. All right. If you
- 41:58Speaker 4: want the show to survive, it's up to you. You
- 42:00Speaker 4: have to go to patreon.com forward slash Willie Carell and
- 42:02Speaker 4: become a patron. We are going lower, not higher. This
- 42:06Speaker 4: is not a hobby. So, and I, you know, advertisers
- 42:11Speaker 4: will not advertise with liberal gay shows. They just won't.
- 42:15Speaker 4: Maybe after the midterms. But right now, with all this
- 42:19Speaker 4: anti-DEI and everything, so if you want me to stay here,
- 42:24Speaker 4: If you're a patron already, thank you. If you're not,
- 42:27Speaker 4: you need to go to patreon.com forward slash reallycarell, K-A-R-E-L.
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- 42:40Speaker 4: if you want the show to be here and expand,
- 42:41Speaker 4: you got to watch the YouTube video, like, subscribe, share
- 42:44Speaker 4: it with your friends, comment down below. Look, I learned
- 42:48Speaker 4: a lot about myself over the last week and a
- 42:50Speaker 4: half and getting attacked and having AFib with RVR and
- 42:52Speaker 4: all that. I learned a lot. Okay, I did. And
- 42:56Speaker 4: one of the things I learned is that I love
- 42:58Speaker 4: to be here with you. I'm here today. I was
- 43:00Speaker 4: going to take my birthday Saturday. I was going to
- 43:03Speaker 4: take two weeks off. Oh, and thank you. Is it
- 43:04Speaker 4: Nancy Childs that sent me a $ 25 Sprouts card for
- 43:07Speaker 4: my birthday? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for your
- 43:11Speaker 4: birthday gift because I'm not doing much because I don't
- 43:13Speaker 4: really have the money. Friday afternoon, I'm going for lunch
- 43:17Speaker 4: with my friend Steve. I think we're going to Ferraro's
- 43:20Speaker 4: because he's got gift cards and I like it there.
- 43:22Speaker 4: It's not vegan, but they have a vegan menu. Saturday,
- 43:25Speaker 4: I think we're going to go to high tea at
- 43:28Speaker 4: the Waldorf, which I'll probably pay for my own because
- 43:32Speaker 4: no one has the money to bring me to high tea.
- 43:34Speaker 4: It's 70 bucks. So for my birthday, I'll buy my
- 43:37Speaker 4: own high tea. And then Sunday, I'm going to go
- 43:41Speaker 4: to brunch at Crossroads. And that's like 50 bucks. And
- 43:45Speaker 4: I'll probably have to pay for myself as well. And
- 43:48Speaker 4: then Sunday afternoon, going to a Dias de las Muertas
- 43:51Speaker 4: celebration in at the Springs Preserve. So that's going to
- 43:56Speaker 4: be all fun, but it's probably going to cost me
- 43:58Speaker 4: $ 150 for my own birthday. But what am I going
- 44:01Speaker 4: to do? Not do anything because no one's got the
- 44:03Speaker 4: money to pay for me?
- 44:04Speaker 1: No.
- 44:05Speaker 4: How many of you just plan your own birthday stuff?
- 44:07Speaker 4: Buy your own birthday dinners, you know? I mean, come on,
- 44:11Speaker 4: what am I supposed to do? If I want to
- 44:13Speaker 4: do anything, Steve lost his job, so I certainly can't
- 44:16Speaker 4: expect him to pay for my dinner or my lunch,
- 44:18Speaker 4: although he's got gift cards, so he will pay for lunch.
- 44:21Speaker 4: You know, Jeannie and Sherry, they're not rich. They're, you know,
- 44:24Speaker 4: on fixed income. So, you know, all of my friends
- 44:26Speaker 4: are on fixed income. So, you know, it's up to me,
- 44:30Speaker 4: I guess. Got to pay for my own birthday, but
- 44:32Speaker 4: that's fine. Thank you, Nancy. I believe it was Nancy.
- 44:35Speaker 4: I'll double check. Sent the $ 25 gift certificate. Thank you
- 44:38Speaker 4: so much. For those of you that have my P.O.
- 44:42Speaker 4: Box address, the Desert Inn Road address, thank you. Sibylle,
- 44:46Speaker 4: thanks for your, she sent me a, reusable bag and
- 44:51Speaker 4: some information and other things from Switzerland. Thank you. So yeah.
- 44:56Speaker 4: So I'm looking forward to a good weekend. I'm hoping
- 44:59Speaker 4: we sweep the midterms and then it takes me right
- 45:01Speaker 4: into my birthday, November 7th. 64. I'm supposed to be
- 45:06Speaker 4: thinking about winding down. Like retirement. Are you fucking kidding me?
- 45:13Speaker 4: I love being here with you. I took this time
- 45:16Speaker 4: off and yet here I am. You know, so... I
- 45:20Speaker 4: would love to be here with you, but I have
- 45:22Speaker 4: to make money. So you got to go to patreon.com
- 45:25Speaker 4: forward slash reallycarell. $ 5 a month, $ 10, $ 20, $ 100, whatever
- 45:30Speaker 4: you can afford. If you're rich, $ 1, 000, I don't know.
- 45:33Speaker 4: But whatever you got, the price of a latte, $ 5
- 45:37Speaker 4: a month, would really help. If 20 people do $ 5
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- 45:46Speaker 4: forward slash reallycarell. I should do a pledge drive. Because
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- 46:08Speaker 4: then you go there, paypal.me forward slash reallycarell. If you
- 46:12Speaker 4: want to become a subscriber and a patron, you go
- 46:14Speaker 4: to patreon.com forward slash reallycarell. All right, enough of that.
- 46:20Speaker 4: I need to charge the media for your interviews. Boy,
- 46:23Speaker 4: do I. Do I. But unfortunately, you can't. You know? So,
- 46:29Speaker 4: today is an exciting day. I'm excited. I get excited
- 46:33Speaker 4: around elections. They're like the Super Bowl for me. I
- 46:36Speaker 4: don't care about the Super Bowl and this year, Jay-Z. Oh, please. Blech.
- 46:41Speaker 5: Blech.
- 46:42Speaker 4: I would rather eat... What do I really hate? What
- 46:47Speaker 4: flavor do I just... Star Anise. How many of you
- 46:50Speaker 4: have ever, it tastes too much like licorice. How many
- 46:53Speaker 4: of you have had star anise or anise, A-N-I-S-E? Or fennel,
- 46:57Speaker 4: the same with fennel. Ugh, ugh, ick, no. Yeah, so
- 47:04Speaker 4: I'm excited. I hope we win. I'll be very disappointed
- 47:10Speaker 4: if we don't take the Senate. I mean, the House
- 47:13Speaker 4: is almost a given, but we really need the Senate.
- 47:17Speaker 4: We do. And don't you can't, oh my God, Mike
- 47:22Speaker 4: Johnson and his smug, gay, in my opinion, porn monitoring.
- 47:28Speaker 4: He monitors his kids' porn. He's weird. Mike Johnson is
- 47:32Speaker 4: one of the weirdest individuals ever. He's just a weird, creepy, icky, ick.
- 47:39Speaker 4: And he'll be gone. He won't be Speaker of the
- 47:42Speaker 4: House in January. Bye. See you, Felicia. Hasta la vista, baby. Oh,
- 47:49Speaker 4: my God. He won't be the one speaking for the
- 47:51Speaker 4: House anymore. But will it be Hakeem Jeffries? I would
- 47:58Speaker 4: like some young, vibrant speaker of the House. John Ossoff.
- 48:04Speaker 4: I'd love for him to be speaker.
- 48:05Speaker 1: No, wait.
- 48:06Speaker 4: Is he running for Senate? I always forget. Raphael Warnock. Somebody.
- 48:11Speaker 4: Some young, vibrant buck or woman. You know, AOC. Somebody. Somebody.
- 48:19Speaker 4: I want the speaker to be alive and vibrant and
- 48:22Speaker 4: opinionated and unafraid. That's not Hakeem Jeffries or Cory Booker.
- 48:28Speaker 4: Only good thing about Cory Booker is he's a vegan.
- 48:31Speaker 4: That's the only good thing. The rest, meh.
- 48:35Speaker 7: Meh.
- 48:36Speaker 4: So, you know, Joanne Reed from formerly MS Now, she
- 48:40Speaker 4: posted a PBS story this morning about a guy in
- 48:43Speaker 4: Florida with testicular cancer, the poor thing. And he voted
- 48:47Speaker 4: for Trump, as did his family. Now they regret it.
- 48:50Speaker 4: Walmart does not give him enough hours for health insurance.
- 48:53Speaker 4: He doesn't qualify for Medicaid. And without chemo, he's going
- 48:57Speaker 4: to die in three months. But if he gets chemo,
- 48:59Speaker 4: he could actually beat. Testicular cancer is survivable. And he
- 49:04Speaker 4: had $ 48. He showed her his bank account. He had
- 49:07Speaker 4: $ 48 in the bank. And God knows I can relate
- 49:10Speaker 4: to having that much money in the bank. Many a time,
- 49:13Speaker 4: I had like $ 10 in the bank. And under Joanne
- 49:18Speaker 4: Reed's post, I said, you know, all these commenters talking about, well,
- 49:21Speaker 4: fucked around, found out, voted for the wrong guy. It's like,
- 49:25Speaker 4: why hasn't someone started a GoFundMe for this guy? $ 50, 000
- 49:29Speaker 4: will save his life. That's nothing. You know, as a group,
- 49:33Speaker 4: that's 50 people giving $ 1, 000 or 500 people giving, you know,
- 49:37Speaker 4: 20 bucks or whatever. You know what I mean? It's like,
- 49:41Speaker 4: Start a GoFundMe. But that's Trump's America where a young kid,
- 49:48Speaker 4: he's young, he's like 28, is working a job at
- 49:52Speaker 4: a company that's worth billions. The Waltons are worth billions.
- 49:57Speaker 4: And yet he can't get health insurance and he's going
- 50:00Speaker 4: to die. And yet there's a treatment available for him.
- 50:05Speaker 4: You know, there's a treatment. If he were in any
- 50:07Speaker 4: other country, he'd be getting the treatment he needs to
- 50:09Speaker 4: save his life. Not here. But we're supposed to be
- 50:13Speaker 4: the greatest fucking country around? No. The fact that one
- 50:16Speaker 4: of our citizens is possibly going to die because they
- 50:19Speaker 4: cannot afford to access health care makes us the lowest
- 50:23Speaker 4: country on the planet. See, no one thinks of it
- 50:27Speaker 4: that way. The fact that the number one cause of
- 50:30Speaker 4: death for kids under 18 is gun violence and we
- 50:33Speaker 4: do nothing about it makes us the lowest country on
- 50:36Speaker 4: the planet because we don't care about our children. The
- 50:40Speaker 4: fact that even one of our citizens, you know in Rome,
- 50:43Speaker 4: if you attacked one citizen, you attacked them all, and
- 50:46Speaker 4: retribution was swift. Here in America, if one of us
- 50:53Speaker 4: dies because they can't access health care, that's one too many.
- 50:58Speaker 4: You know, Train Daddy from the Gilded Age, Morgan Spector,
- 51:03Speaker 4: He addressed Luigi. He said, I understand because they were
- 51:07Speaker 4: talking about class stratification on the Gilded Age and how
- 51:10Speaker 4: it all started, you know, back then. And he talked
- 51:13Speaker 4: about how what Luigi did was wrong. But when you
- 51:16Speaker 4: have so many people saying, I understand why he did it,
- 51:20Speaker 4: that's the bigger problem. You know, when you have people
- 51:24Speaker 4: that look at the murder of a health care CEO
- 51:28Speaker 4: and say, oh, I ain't sad about it. That speaks
- 51:32Speaker 4: volumes for where we are or are not as a country.
- 51:38Speaker 4: You know, if MAGA truly wanted to make America great again,
- 51:41Speaker 4: they'd be sure that everybody had health care, that education
- 51:44Speaker 4: was a priority, that gun violence did not take their
- 51:48Speaker 4: children from them. That would make America great again. You know,
- 51:54Speaker 4: there was a time in the U.S. where kids didn't
- 51:56Speaker 4: die of gun violence. Growing up in school, we had
- 51:59Speaker 4: to worry about nuclear attack. Duck and cover. You know, Russia,
- 52:04Speaker 4: we had drills about Russia. I never had a mass
- 52:08Speaker 4: shooter drill, ever. And I lived in the hood. We
- 52:12Speaker 4: had nuclear drills, no mass shooter drills. The fact that
- 52:16Speaker 4: our kids have to do that is a disgrace to
- 52:19Speaker 4: the world. And I'm just tired of being a disgrace,
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- 53:33Speaker 3: Now it's showtime.
- 53:39Speaker 4: Oh, I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm excited. I really am excited.
- 53:49Speaker 6: It's midterm day.
- 53:50Speaker 4: We get to see where our frickin' country is going
- 53:54Speaker 4: to be. Okay? Also, I just got my cardiac stress
- 53:58Speaker 4: test results. Should I open them? I'm afraid. You know,
- 54:03Speaker 4: should I open them? Oh, let's just go to the
- 54:06Speaker 4: conclusion here. It better be around 4.3. Well, this says 4.1.
- 55:12Speaker 4: It couldn't have shrunk. Could it? Findings from the echo.
- 55:18Speaker 4: Left ventricle. The left ventricle size is normal. Left ventricle
- 55:21Speaker 4: wall thickness is normal. Overall left ventricle systolic function is
- 55:25Speaker 4: normal with an EF estimated 66%. There is mild aortic regurgitation. Well,
- 55:33Speaker 4: it probably saw the ballad. Internal septum is an aneurysmal.
- 55:39Speaker 4: Interracial septum is aneurysmal, which is a normal variant. There
- 55:45Speaker 4: is no pericardial effusion. Summary from my echo. The left
- 55:50Speaker 4: ventricle size is normal. Left ventricle wall thickness is normal.
- 55:54Speaker 4: Overall left ventricle systolic function is normal with an EF
- 55:57Speaker 4: between 55 and 65. There is mild aortic regurgitation. I
- 56:03Speaker 4: guess my aortic regurgitation Valve is tired of it all. Internal... No. Inter...
- 56:12Speaker 4: I don't know how to pronounce this. I-N-T-E-R-A-T... Interatrial septum
- 56:17Speaker 4: is aneurysmal, which is a normal variant. There is no
- 56:22Speaker 4: pericardial effusion. I imagine... Now, I don't know how to
- 56:26Speaker 4: really read these things, but I imagine there are worse
- 56:29Speaker 4: ones to get than that. No blockages. I don't need
- 56:33Speaker 4: a stent. They aren't saying rest of the emergency. Oh, God.
- 56:42Speaker 4: Audio is out. No, it's not. I am looking at
- 56:45Speaker 4: the audio. My audio is fine. Let me see. No,
- 56:50Speaker 4: my audio is fine. And so is my heart, obviously.
- 56:55Speaker 4: The audio is fine, and obviously so is my heart.
- 56:58Speaker 4: I just have a rhythm problem. I've got rhythm sometimes.
- 57:02Speaker 4: I've got music sometimes. Normal study. Thank you, James Schnabel. Woo! Yes, Lord.
- 57:12Speaker 4: And my labs were normal. My EGFR was 92. My
- 57:16Speaker 4: kidneys are like, woo-hoo! Filter, filter, filter. We should do
- 57:20Speaker 4: a whole show on how to read your labs. We
- 57:23Speaker 4: really should because a lot of you get the results
- 57:24Speaker 4: back and you don't know what any of it means.
- 57:26Speaker 4: You wouldn't know an isonafil from a neutrophil or what
- 57:29Speaker 4: it did. You get your labs back, you're like, what's
- 57:32Speaker 4: a basal fil? What's an isonafil? By the way, they're
- 57:34Speaker 4: all parts of your immune system. You know? You know,
- 57:38Speaker 4: what's normal red blood cell count? What happens? Mine's always high. 5.9
- 57:42Speaker 4: is normal. I'm always 5.9 to 6.0. Why? Because I
- 57:46Speaker 4: have mild sleep apnea. Because in the evening, I go
- 57:49Speaker 4: down to about 90% blood oxygen, so I make a
- 57:51Speaker 4: few more red blood cells than I should to make
- 57:53Speaker 4: up for that. And the AFib can also cause that.
- 57:57Speaker 4: We should do a whole show, you know, on how
- 58:00Speaker 4: to interpret your lab results. Because I know how. Every
- 58:04Speaker 4: lab result, I can tell you what it means. Every
- 58:07Speaker 4: single one. There's not one lab result you could ask
- 58:10Speaker 4: me about. Your A1c, that's a three-month reading of your
- 58:14Speaker 4: blood sugar. Minus 5.2. 5.6 or above, pre-diabetic. 6.0, diabetic. 5.3,
- 58:17Speaker 4: I'm fine. And stable. It's been 5-3, 5-2, 5-4 for years.
- 58:27Speaker 4: Oh yes, I can tell you what it all means.
- 58:29Speaker 4: Ask me. Ask me anything. I can tell you what
- 58:31Speaker 4: any lab result means. Lipoprotein, that's your cholesterol that is inherited.
- 58:36Speaker 4: You can't really do much about that number. But it's
- 58:40Speaker 4: a better precursor to tell you about heart disease. My cholesterol,
- 58:45Speaker 4: 122 overall. Without a statin. 122. My bad cholesterol that
- 58:50Speaker 4: comes from sat fat, LDL, 57. That's incredible. My good cholesterol,
- 58:57Speaker 4: you want your HDL to be over 40, minus 46. Yay. See,
- 59:02Speaker 4: I know all these things. I am addressing the AFib, James.
- 59:07Speaker 4: I am. But for those of you with... AFib, I
- 59:11Speaker 4: have to tell you, I'm a little scared because, you know,
- 59:16Speaker 4: what's his name? Keith Olbermann just had an ablation and
- 59:19Speaker 4: so did Lana Ritchie. But here's the deal. My AFib load,
- 59:24Speaker 4: I'm not in AFib like only once a year. And
- 59:29Speaker 4: insurance is loath to pay for things. So Medicare is
- 59:33Speaker 4: going to ask the electrophysiologist, well, how often is he
- 59:36Speaker 4: in AFib? Well, once every two years. Well, then he
- 59:39Speaker 4: could just take medicine. However, because of the severity and
- 59:43Speaker 4: that it requires hospitalization, that could get me the ablation.
- 59:48Speaker 4: So we have yet to see if the EP, electrophysiologist,
- 59:51Speaker 4: the person that deals in the electricity of the heart,
- 59:54Speaker 4: even thinks I should get one. Because my heart's normal.
- 59:58Speaker 4: Why would you go in and damage a normal heart?
- 1:00:02Speaker 4: And if I only get it every 18 months or
- 1:00:04Speaker 4: every 24 months, it's just that it's unpredictable. It could
- 1:00:07Speaker 4: happen right now. It could happen next week. But I
- 1:00:09Speaker 4: am not an AFib right now. Normal sinus rhythm, honey.
- 1:00:12Speaker 3: Oh, yes.
- 1:00:14Speaker 4: Normal sinus. Let's check. Want to check? Let's check. Ooh,
- 1:00:17Speaker 4: it's beating, honey. Ooh, girl. My pulse is 61. That's normal.
- 1:00:25Speaker 4: It's 50s when I'm not talking. Normal sinus rhythm, 61 pulse.
- 1:00:32Speaker 4: That's a healthy heart. So, you know, insurance paying for
- 1:00:38Speaker 4: a procedure when your heart appears healthy. It's a little iffy. Oh,
- 1:00:45Speaker 4: two weeks, Ray Renati? Oh, my God. What about the
- 1:00:49Speaker 4: Watchman device? These are great questions in the chat room.
- 1:00:53Speaker 4: I gotta go, I'll be, I'm Corral, be who you
- 1:00:55Speaker 4: wanna be, it's hard not to hurt anybody, I'll be
- 1:00:56Speaker 4: back tomorrow and Thursday. The Watchman is an implant that
- 1:00:59Speaker 4: stops blood clots in case you go into ACID. And
- 1:01:02Speaker 4: I'm gonna ask them about that too. Because that's the
- 1:01:05Speaker 4: biggest danger of ACID, you know, blood clots. And I
- 1:01:08Speaker 4: will ask about that, the Watchman device, I shall. Last
- 1:01:12Speaker 4: time I took the quiz, I didn't qualify.
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