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FULL SHOW: LIVE FROM DUNEDIN '25 · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Hobanking Big Show.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks to crave Worthy street Food freshly made with Reburger,
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  Speaker 2: the fellows are pouring the big Douche Hazy Paleile live
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  Speaker 2: from emersons Bury and the Dunedin Craft Bear and Food Festival.
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  Speaker 3: Give you Mad Basard's great have your comedy.
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  Speaker 4: That's glorious.
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  Speaker 3: Friday Afternoon, Live from the Dandan Craft Beer and Food Festival.
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  Speaker 3: You're listening to the Big Show, brought to you by Reburger.
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  Speaker 5: Crave Worthy street food freshly made with Reburger.
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  Speaker 1: We don't have any stings.
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  Speaker 3: Oh we don't have any steaks. Oh my god, that's
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  Speaker 3: a tragedy, you know, Moogi. Usually at the stage of
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  Speaker 3: the show, I wax lyrical about what a stunt you are,
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  Speaker 3: what an absolute stallion you are, and you are all
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  Speaker 3: of those sanctioned course, but how good this set up?
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  Speaker 4: My friend you?
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  Speaker 6: Thanks mate, I'm going pretty gral. Thanks for asking. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: good your sex son of a bee. I got to say,
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  Speaker 6: it is an absolute joy to be down here at
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  Speaker 6: Forsyth bar Stadium. A hell of us set up they've
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  Speaker 6: got here, and I got to tell you, I've got
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  Speaker 6: a terrible feeling about what's going to happen over the
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  Speaker 6: course of the next three hours, because the backbones I
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  Speaker 6: see before me are some of the biggest animals probably
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  Speaker 6: on the face of the earth.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, agreed, Babe, agreed.
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  Speaker 3: A few of them have already whipped their tops off,
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  Speaker 3: which is slightly concerning.
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  Speaker 4: Keezy, your mad barstard. How's life?
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  Speaker 5: Life's going pretty good, Jason down here at forsythe Bar,
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  Speaker 5: and it's Hessen, man, I'd say it's Hessen here more
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  Speaker 5: than if the AB's a planned everyone's forsythe barred up.
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  Speaker 4: Oh he's great stuff, mate.
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  Speaker 1: But it's stoked to be here.
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  Speaker 5: And every time we've come out to Dunedin, which is
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  Speaker 5: once before, it's absolutely gone off.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: In fact, last time I was here, a man showed
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  Speaker 5: me his penis, did he yep?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: And that was that haughty ja material or was that
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  Speaker 3: more kezy button mushroom?
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  Speaker 5: No, it wasn't a chold. It was sort of. It
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  Speaker 5: wasn't a no, it wasn't so it was. To be honest,
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  Speaker 5: he was incredibly intoxicated.
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  Speaker 4: Oh god, that's a surprise, and he was.
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  Speaker 5: Removed by security. But I'm hoping that Dunedan can sort of.
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  Speaker 5: I was going to say beat that tonight, right, Okay, Yeah, let.
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  Speaker 4: Us not hope for that, teazy. This is early days,
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  Speaker 4: It certainly is.
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  Speaker 3: And what I love about it too, is the fact
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  Speaker 3: that it's all covered. It's a little bit like a greenhouse.
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  Speaker 3: Effective here fell us. The sun is pumping through. I
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  Speaker 3: heard the temperature in Dunedan today was thirty seven degrees.
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  Speaker 4: Can you believe it?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, thirty seven degrees and going to be cracking the
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  Speaker 6: forties in the next hour or so. And yeah, the
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  Speaker 6: sun is beating down on us. We've got no hats. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: Jason are bringing his sunglasses.
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  Speaker 4: No, I didn't.
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  Speaker 6: You're turning a horrendous ruddy shade of beetroot. And I
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  Speaker 6: imagine that's not going to be too good by the
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  Speaker 6: end of the show, but we're going to find out.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah that's true. Mate.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, Actually, what we might do, because I hear there
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  Speaker 3: is some sun block here, maybe get the audience to
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  Speaker 3: help me out.
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  Speaker 4: Put a bit of sunblock on the old snols as
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  Speaker 4: it were.
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  Speaker 6: I tell you what. Jason was just talking to the
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  Speaker 6: young lady as you said there, and her face screwed
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  Speaker 6: up into a ball. She is disgusted at the prospect.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but a boyfriend's ken you not.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah this sounds.
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  Speaker 3: Good man, Hey Tony, what is going to be a
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  Speaker 3: massive sheld? It's so good to be down here. But
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  Speaker 3: let's kick it off with a bit of red hot
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  Speaker 3: chili peppers.
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  Speaker 1: That's right.
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  Speaker 5: And if you want to come down and see us
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  Speaker 5: at the Bear Festival, we are in the Emerson's area
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  Speaker 5: pouring our delicious hazy ipa.
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  Speaker 1: So won't you come on.
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  Speaker 2: Down Big de Doo the Hollarchy Big Show week days
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  Speaker 2: from four on Radio Hodak Cabo.
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  Speaker 3: There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Friday afternoon.
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  Speaker 3: I hope it's going off wherever you are certainly going
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  Speaker 3: off down here at the Duneedan Craft Bear and Food Festival.
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  Speaker 5: Certainly is Hoidy j We are broadcasting live from the
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  Speaker 5: Emerson's area, Pooh, pouring the Big de Douge, which is
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  Speaker 5: a hazy pale ale that the listeners named after. Twenty
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  Speaker 5: other names were vetted by the legal team. Yeah, it
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  Speaker 5: was the least defensive name that they had.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, we had absolutely bangers. I don't know if we
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  Speaker 6: can go through them. Yeah, Oh but god, I've got
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  Speaker 6: a I reckon we could open our own brewery brewery
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  Speaker 6: with the amount of names that we came up with.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well absolutely, I have to admit I was very
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  Speaker 3: fond of the Keysy Midnight Steamer.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah everyone is man.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know why. I don't know that your
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  Speaker 4: wife is that keen on the keys.
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  Speaker 1: It happened one time three years here.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, that's fine.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, now, because we're in daned and do come on
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  Speaker 3: down if you're in the area, we thought we'd ask
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  Speaker 3: the question for the public out there Dunedan, Yes or no?
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  Speaker 6: That's right?
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  Speaker 5: Three four A three. Let us know your opinions. How
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  Speaker 5: do you feel about Dunedin, fellas? What's your vibe on Dunedan?
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  Speaker 5: Because Jace, I feel like you quite enjoy the city mate.
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  Speaker 3: You know, people often talk about, you know what, what
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  Speaker 3: day and age would I like to live in, you know,
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  Speaker 3: and my vibe for Dinnetty because I love the place.
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  Speaker 3: I really, really really love the place. If you want
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  Speaker 3: to know what sort of New Zealand was like in
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  Speaker 3: the nineteen seventies, dn' it. It's the place for you.
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  Speaker 6: You know.
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  Speaker 3: And some people may feel like that's a derogative sort
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  Speaker 3: of comment, it's not at all. I mean, there's lots
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  Speaker 3: of great old shops selling lollies, necks, nick knacks, that
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  Speaker 3: sort of.
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  Speaker 6: Corner Kopeia's here.
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  Speaker 3: It is.
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  Speaker 6: It's like you step off the plane. You're stepping out
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  Speaker 6: of a time machine, aren't you. Yes, you know there's
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  Speaker 6: there's a really old school sort of music. Still. Yes,
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  Speaker 6: the buildings are old. It's freezing cold. There's no insulation
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  Speaker 6: in any of the housing. Even the buskers have got
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  Speaker 6: an old school vibe to them as well.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they do. I actually just went down to the
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  Speaker 4: wharf just before.
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  Speaker 6: Did you were you're thinking about it jumping again with you?
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  Speaker 4: No, I wasn't made.
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  Speaker 3: I was in pretty well, I wasn't a good one
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  Speaker 3: because I was in Dunedin and I just saw this
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  Speaker 3: family of seals coming out of the water there, covered
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  Speaker 3: in an oil slick.
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  Speaker 4: And how beautiful it's that?
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  Speaker 1: It is beautiful.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, the thing I love about it is they've
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  Speaker 5: just gone, hey, Dunedin's a shipthole.
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  Speaker 4: Oh Caesie.
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  Speaker 5: Chace, what the hell man? You're the one that told
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  Speaker 5: me to say that. You were like Keezy, say that's
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  Speaker 5: a ship that it is? I don't like Danida and
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  Speaker 5: it's too cold.
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  Speaker 4: The objects of being through already.
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  Speaker 1: Someone's already thrown something at us.
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  Speaker 6: That's you.
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  Speaker 5: Let's verify that, Kesey far out, that's the guy who
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  Speaker 5: doesn't understand how the show works.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I've lost my fids now I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: to say.
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  Speaker 4: No, but they're carry on with what you were saying.
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  Speaker 3: So you think it's I mean personally, I think it's
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  Speaker 3: a beautiful city.
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  Speaker 1: What the problem is, Well, there's a beautiful to look
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  Speaker 1: at city. It's just very cold. And I'll be honest, guys,
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  Speaker 1: we can get into this a little later on. I
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  Speaker 1: did long distance with.
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  Speaker 5: My wife to Dunedin, right, so for me it was
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  Speaker 5: I associated to need it with a lot of frustration,
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  Speaker 5: a lot.
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  Speaker 4: Of pink tuppy energy.
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  Speaker 5: Wow, No, just frustration, you know, thing too full on
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  Speaker 5: and just yeah, look, we'll get into it later on.
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  Speaker 4: Akey bullon.
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  Speaker 5: No, That's why I'm saying we'll get into it later
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  Speaker 5: on potentially. But three four eight three, let me know
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  Speaker 5: what you think of duanedan massive no for from a
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  Speaker 5: massive no for duned and sending hate from a vericrgo Ah.
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  Speaker 4: What a cheek from the cargo. That's an outrage. That
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  Speaker 4: is an outrage.
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  Speaker 1: It really is but look, the people are spoken on
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  Speaker 1: three for well, one person has spoken.
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  Speaker 5: Three four eight three. Let us know we've got plenty
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  Speaker 5: of fifty old reburg abount just to give away. Do
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  Speaker 5: you like guns and roses?
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  Speaker 2: He's got off the hold Aching Big Show with Jason,
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  Speaker 2: Mike and Kezy. Tune in week days and four on
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  Speaker 2: Radio Hodaki.
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  Speaker 3: The Killers there on the radio, Holdarky Big Show live
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  Speaker 3: from the Dnedan Craft Beer and Food Festival.
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  Speaker 4: And if you're in the area, come on down because it.
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  Speaker 3: Is the amazing setup and it is going off phelas.
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  Speaker 1: Certainly as jas can.
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  Speaker 5: I just follow that with if you're in the area
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  Speaker 5: and you've got tickets, come on down to the Dean
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  Speaker 5: Kraft Beer and Food Festival in the Emerson's area, pouring
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  Speaker 5: a whole lot of big De Douge hazy pal ails
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  Speaker 5: for the great New Zealanders.
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  Speaker 3: Just on that, Kezy, Actually, how do you find the
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  Speaker 3: the De Douge. By the way, I'm getting a lot
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  Speaker 3: of good feedback.
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  Speaker 1: On that is a little good New Zealand.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll tell you what We're not getting a lot
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  Speaker 6: of good feedback on is Keysy's comments in the last
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  Speaker 6: break that Dan is a shit, and Jace, you and
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  Speaker 6: I have been talking about it off here and we've
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  Speaker 6: come to the conclusion that Kezy Owes Dunedin and in
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  Speaker 6: fact New Zealand an apology.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I don't know if I need to
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  Speaker 1: do it.
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  Speaker 3: Like you know, it's just because I mean, I'm just
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  Speaker 3: I mean, the place was absolutely packed to the gunnals
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  Speaker 3: before you said that keys in. Now there's only like
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  Speaker 3: ten people here and I just feel you're like you
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  Speaker 3: sort of send out a really harsh vibe about Dunedan.
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  Speaker 4: So I mean it doesn't take much, does it to apologize.
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  Speaker 5: Well, no, I know, but it's just you know our
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  Speaker 5: show we sort of say wicky stuff and you know, it's.
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  Speaker 6: It was just so heartfelt aggressively.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I really felt your hatred and I
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  Speaker 3: think the people did too, right.
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  Speaker 4: It just feels like to me, you need to sort
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  Speaker 4: of we just.
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  Speaker 6: Need to reset me. Yeah, story over free if you
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  Speaker 6: just apologize for the next three minutes and we'll be
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  Speaker 6: good to go.
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  Speaker 1: Three minutes.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Yeah, Look, Duneda and I'm deeply sorry, but by
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  Speaker 5: what I said, I you're not you're not you're not
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  Speaker 5: You're not a shithole all right, there was. I just
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  Speaker 5: completely I don't know what I was thinking.
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  Speaker 6: I'm just not buying it.
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  Speaker 4: I just don't feel you're being genuine you know what.
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  Speaker 5: Genuinely, I'm deeply sorry Dunedin. I genuinely don't think you're
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  Speaker 5: a bad place at all.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, what do you think? Are we buying that? Or
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  Speaker 6: we're not buying that? Yeah, they're they're not the only.
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  Speaker 5: Thing that these people are buying is heaps and heaps
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  Speaker 5: responsible to the eusies. Okay, sorry, Daniedan, You're not You're
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  Speaker 5: not a shed hole. I was just making it up.
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  Speaker 5: I'm a shock jock on the radio and I say stuff.
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  Speaker 6: The reactions.
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  Speaker 3: Do we forgive him New Zealand? Yeah, it takes a
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  Speaker 3: man to know when that stuff.
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  Speaker 6: It does take a man to apologize under pressure in
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  Speaker 6: front of a couple of one hundred people when he doesn't
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  Speaker 6: want to, and we appreciate that. Hey. Just on another note, there, fellers,
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  Speaker 6: we're going to be running the official Honecke Big Show
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  Speaker 6: Lost and Found today here at the duaneed And Craft
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  Speaker 6: Beer and Food Festival. So if you've lost anything, come
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  Speaker 6: up to us. We might have If you've found anything,
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  Speaker 6: bring it up to us. And we'll try and return
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  Speaker 6: it to its right Flona.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was actually part of the deal because we've
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  Speaker 5: got a loudspeaker situation going on here.
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  Speaker 1: We're going out.
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  Speaker 5: To the great New Zealanders out there and everyone can
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  Speaker 5: hear us, everyone can find us. Are in the middle
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  Speaker 5: of the stadium. So if you lose anything, find anything,
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  Speaker 5: bring it to us. You can also text us on
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  Speaker 5: three four eight three and let us know what it
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  Speaker 5: is you have found or what it is you have lost.
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  Speaker 5: That is a service we have to legally as part
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  Speaker 5: of being here today.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, interestingly enough, fellas, I've already had a Dilly
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  Speaker 3: handed in. Yeah, so if anyone's messages, I think I'll
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  Speaker 3: go seven Mogi, I'll go a seven. So if anyone's
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  Speaker 3: misplaced at Dilly, then just come up to the desk
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  Speaker 3: here and I.
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  Speaker 4: We'll hand it out to you.
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  Speaker 6: Any distinguishing features Jason.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, look it's large and gurfy, so.
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  Speaker 1: Jase, sorry, I'm sitting next to you and I can't
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  Speaker 1: see it.
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  Speaker 4: It's just behind.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to I don't want to have it
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  Speaker 3: actually on the stage because I think it might distract people.
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  Speaker 4: Right, Okay, but let's just say it's about a seven.
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  Speaker 4: It's gurfy. So if you've lost that dilly, come up
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  Speaker 4: here and let us know.
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  Speaker 3: And and if you can identify, I will probably need
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  Speaker 3: some idea or something.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, give it's the color.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and the color that would be good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, three four a three, Get those ticks coming through.
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  Speaker 2: The Hichy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
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  Speaker 2: in on.
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  Speaker 3: Radio there on the radio Hodarky Big Show. This goious
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  Speaker 3: Friday afternoon in the beadiful city of Do needing the
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  Speaker 3: Craft Bear and Food Festival FOLLLS.
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  Speaker 5: It's going off, Jase, we're here in the Emerson's area
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  Speaker 5: pulling our delicious dedoue hazy pale Ale.
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  Speaker 1: Come on down and get yourself a glass.
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  Speaker 5: And also don't forget to text us on three four
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  Speaker 5: eight three if you are here at the festival and
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  Speaker 5: we're running a lost and found situation. So if you've
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  Speaker 5: lost something, let us know on three four eight three.
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  Speaker 5: Or if you found something three four eight three, And
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  Speaker 5: just by helping us all out, you're going the draw
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  Speaker 5: for fifty dott Reburg about you, I'll.
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  Speaker 6: Tell you what. Being back down here, Jase has reminded
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  Speaker 6: me of our flating days.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, mate, absolutely.
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  Speaker 6: Down here some thirty odd years ago. And the place
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  Speaker 6: hasn't changed much, has it. It hasn't it hasn't.
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  Speaker 1: Were you guys students down here?
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  Speaker 6: Well, we were flatting down here.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I couldn't get into university because of my grades. I
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  Speaker 6: wasn't allowed to get in. And then Jason, of course
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  Speaker 6: I don't think you were studying either, were you.
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 3: I actually did try to get into the university, but
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  Speaker 3: I'm a bit of the der brain. Yeah, and I
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  Speaker 3: failed school.
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  Speaker 4: See, so what's the school?
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  Speaker 1: See?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's that's something they used to do back in
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  Speaker 3: the nineteen seventies. Keysing, Wow, you pardon now, you're a
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  Speaker 3: right carry on thirty nine thirty nine in case you're asking.
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  Speaker 3: And and old Mogie called me up on the on
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  Speaker 3: the old old school phone.
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  Speaker 4: Back and he said, hoody jab had enough of Auckland.
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  Speaker 3: Dunedin is an absolutely magnificent city.
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  Speaker 4: What do you say?
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  Speaker 3: We up sticks and moved down there, and I went, Moggie,
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  Speaker 3: you're on.
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  Speaker 6: I was all about getting involved in the local scene,
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  Speaker 6: you know, as you and I were all about socializing
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  Speaker 6: back in those days, weren't we just as we thought, well,
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  Speaker 6: just because they're not necessarily studying. It doesn't mean we
• 13:42
  Speaker 6: can't get involved in all the All the pess ups
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  Speaker 6: responsibly all fled in debarcles. So we got our place.
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  Speaker 6: It got ourselves a little place on our castle's castle.
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  Speaker 3: Anyone from Castle Street here today, now, okay, bag of you? Then?
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  Speaker 4: Nah, one guy?
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  Speaker 6: What one guy? And he looks like the most teamed,
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  Speaker 6: so that makes sense. And we got a little joint there.
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  Speaker 6: It's called the little Box. We got a little box. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: you gotta have a nickname for your flat. And it
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  Speaker 6: was called the little box.
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  Speaker 1: Why was it called the little box?
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  Speaker 6: We had about forty five cats, right, Yeah, we're keeping
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  Speaker 6: a whole bunch of cats there, just because Jason is
• 14:14
  Speaker 6: a big fan of cats.
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  Speaker 4: Oh look, I love a bit of cat action. Mogi.
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  Speaker 3: Also, we didn't have a functioning toilet, no, so it
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: doubled up for the cats and old Mogi and HOI, what.
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: Do you mean you didn't ever functioning toilets?
• 14:29
  Speaker 4: The toilet didn't flush or function.
• 14:31
  Speaker 6: Well, we had a septic tank, and of course you
• 14:33
  Speaker 6: had to pay to get it emptied, and we we
• 14:35
  Speaker 6: didn't want to do that. So it just got to
• 14:36
  Speaker 6: the point where it overflows that are out of the toilet,
• 14:39
  Speaker 6: down the hallway and into each of the bedrooms.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: Right, So did you like put little down or something, Nana, Nana.
• 14:45
  Speaker 6: We just called it the little box because it was
• 14:47
  Speaker 6: just shitty every where. Yeah, yeah, oh yeah. We sort
• 14:51
  Speaker 6: of went through that period, didn't we. Jason. It was
• 14:53
  Speaker 6: about seven years and neither one of us got a girlfriend.
• 14:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: It was unbelievable because you know, I was probably at
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: my physical peak.
• 15:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: I was in tremendous form. I was charming, I was weddy.
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: I wrote poetry. Oh yeah, I dressed in corduroy.
• 15:09
  Speaker 6: The problem wasn't the writing the poetry. The problem was
• 15:11
  Speaker 6: when you started reading it out.
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: It was interested underneath people's windows and stuff, and I
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: kind of freak. And I had this majestic ponytail too.
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: It was amazing actually that no one found me particularly attractive.
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, right, and so what we So you weren't studying,
• 15:26
  Speaker 5: were you working down here or no?
• 15:27
  Speaker 6: No, we were on the doll. Yeah, largely on the doll.
• 15:30
  Speaker 6: There's a lot of heroin around in those days, Casy,
• 15:33
  Speaker 6: So I've spent a fair amount of time on the
• 15:34
  Speaker 6: couch just thinking about life. Yeah, totally oh sweet, responsibly.
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: In terms of getting a girlfriend, you know what I mean,
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: you'd bring them back home after a night. You know, Gowey,
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: you come back and you know, have a have a nightcat.
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: And when you've got forty five cats in your house,
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: it just absolutely stinks. Yeah, and a pestle over the place.
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: There's poos everywhere.
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: So it wasn't really the kind of setup that people
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: found very attractive.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right, okay, And is that what you met your wife?
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: Or strangely enough it was.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: It was thirty years ago and you're thirty nine now.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: I was only nine when I lit.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: There, and there was your physical peak and.
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: I was at my physical peak. Yeah.
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: Out three four a three. By the way, we are
• 16:22
  Speaker 5: running a lost property. Someone he has found Hoodie Jay's vape.
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: Ah, you are shedding me? Where is my fate?
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: Here's mus the Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: Minogue and.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: Kisey Arsenean Nirvana there on the radio hon Arky Big Show,
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: this beautiful Friday afternoon live from the Danetan Craft and
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: Beer and Food Festival. And I tell you what it
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: is absolutely going off if you are in the facial
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: as we speak.
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: Come on down to Emerson's.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a beer square that s yeah, fellows,
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: and the beers at silutely magnificent. I'm trying one of
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: these zero beers, the little Bird.
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: It's called beautiful.
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: You love birds, eh, because you're always you've always got
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: like a turkey shirt on or you know what I mean.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: Funnily enough, my wife was outraged about that because she
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: heard us talking on the radio. Yesty, and she said,
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: I never bought you a turkey shirt. What are they
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: talking about? And she's quite right. It isn't a turkey shirt.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: This is it's mambo and you can't really tell.
• 17:29
  Speaker 6: What tell what it is, and they're definitely turk. And
• 17:32
  Speaker 6: the fact that you went out and bought a turkey
• 17:34
  Speaker 6: shirt and blamed it on your wife makes you a
• 17:36
  Speaker 6: shock and burst.
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, fair enough.
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: Don't forget by the way we're running the well, it's
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: to be honest, it's the entire Dnedan Kraft and Food
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: Festival Loss and Found. We've had a few people texted already, guys,
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: So it's a valuable service we are providing. On three
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: four eight three, someone here, Elliott Miller, apparently has lost
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: his dignity. Yeah, ok yeah, nice, someone has found a
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: pile of bricks.
• 17:57
  Speaker 6: Ah, so yeah, they're.
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: Dangerous to having one of those just lying around someone here.
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: I've lost a few beers and my three kids if
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: you Fellas seen them, So we'll just sort of we'll
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: keep an eye out for them and keep reporting to
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: us on three four eight three.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: Hey, what I was gonna say? Okay, it is a
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: Friday afternoon. You guys excited about the Friday thrubber?
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and you know, I'm thinking about the fact.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: That Fellas we're in to Need and there's a proud
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: to Need and Sound and tradition of great music and
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: talk about my heyday. Yes, straight jacket fits the bats
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: that sort of carry on.
• 18:34
  Speaker 6: I'm just walking around the crowd here and nobody knows
• 18:35
  Speaker 6: what talks who they are. I know, nobody knows what
• 18:38
  Speaker 6: you're talking about. So we were going to go with
• 18:40
  Speaker 6: d Need and Sound, but we decided against it because
• 18:42
  Speaker 6: nobody had heard of any of the band. So we're
• 18:45
  Speaker 6: just going to go with something to impress the locals,
• 18:47
  Speaker 6: that's right. Yeah.
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: So the way this works is when we go on
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: to we have to play a song each and the
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: locals vote which one they want to hear using the
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: volume of their cheering. Now, what's happened the last two times?
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: It is intentionally old keyzys. Everyone's gone quiet whenever keezy
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: song comes up. I had to eat lamb testicles or sheep.
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: I can't remember if it was fully grown or you.
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: Said they slipped down beautifully.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: I did, Yeah, sure, I said that.
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: And the other thing I to do was a shot
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: of tabasco saw So today fellas.
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: Yes, what are we doing?
• 19:19
  Speaker 6: Watch the g you rule. We're going with you.
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: We're just going to play three songs and people are
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: going to vote for them, and they're not going to
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: know who's chosen who unless the loser gets to drink
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: free beers for the rest of the evening, in which case.
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: Is there any kind of jippardy?
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: I mean, maybe we could get some suggestions from the audience. Sure,
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: the live audience and also the audience listening at home
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: are on the way.
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: Three four three some sort of punishment for the loser
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: of the Friday Throbble, which is coming up next The Whole.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Tune in week
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: days and four on Radio Hodarkey.
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: It's the he chose Friday from it.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: You're ready, Yes, this is a big show Life of
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: the Danda Crab, Beer and Food Fest. While it's going
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: as you can probably hear, it's absolutely going off the
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: Friday trubber where each of the Fellers chooses to tune
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: and the audience decides the winner.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: Fellas, that's right, Fellas.
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: Today's theme is stuff to impress the locals. Now, Jason,
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: you chose a song I'm assuming from toned in from
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: your Heyday, which a.
• 20:31
  Speaker 6: Long time ago.
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: Oh, we can't give it away.
• 20:35
  Speaker 6: Were meant to be doing blind So straight away, Keesy's
• 20:40
  Speaker 6: blowing out his own rules here. Kesey was sitting the
• 20:43
  Speaker 6: rules where we had to keep it a secret so
• 20:46
  Speaker 6: that he'd have a chance it winning, and then has
• 20:48
  Speaker 6: immediately revealed what Jason saw.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't know his song. I was just assuming,
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say.
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: But then you look around at the crowd and you
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: see a lot of youthful faces.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: Look, I've got to be honest with your Kisi.
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: I'm not feeling confident looking at the crowd, but you
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: never know what could happen. Has there been any suggestions
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: in terms of the jeopardy on this A.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Lot of it's raighten.
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: Oh okay, punishment run it straight at one of the
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: local rugby players in the crowd.
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, yeah, that's good idea.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: I reckon I could take most of them.
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: No pants till seven, no pants, no pants till seven.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: So just in your in your decks. Yeah, that will
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: be doing that until Simon, Peter, Wow, if you win,
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: you won't.
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: You have to take your top off, skull a beverage responsibly.
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: Someone ticks through here at capitals responsibly, do a yard,
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: he do a kid stand.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know what those things.
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: Are, but I can assume.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they are wholesome, family fun.
• 21:40
  Speaker 6: I want the story here. We're just going to play
• 21:42
  Speaker 6: them back to back to back.
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: I think we'll play them back to back to back.
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: The issue we've got is that we're not going to
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: run the phones. We're gonna get the local audience to vote. However,
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: there is currently a band playing very very loudly at
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: the back of the old stadium here, so moost do
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: a raising of hands for votes.
• 21:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, everyone can cheer and raise their hand on the
• 21:57
  Speaker 6: one they like. We'll play them out, each of the
• 21:59
  Speaker 6: side out first, and then we'll get the votes will
• 22:01
  Speaker 6: be when we come back.
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: Right, yeah, I think so that's good mate.
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: All right, So here is song number one for the
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: Dunedin Throbber.
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: Nice tune.
• 22:26
  Speaker 6: Whoever chose that? Confused individuals out here, let me tell
• 22:33
  Speaker 6: you that is that is an all time tune construction.
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: It fits from today and of course yep, so that
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: is your first selection.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Second song? Please kid you cons I won't give you
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: one of my beers, but I've only got six. That's
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: a great choice. Who chose that?
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: You're right?
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: You're we're not very good in this anonymous.
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: And please, mister producer Tony Lyle, could you please play
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: the third Throbber selection?
• 23:06
  Speaker 6: Hi, it's Peter from the Dudes. You're listening to the
• 23:10
  Speaker 6: key we one hundred on coast and this is our song,
• 23:15
  Speaker 6: a song that we know.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: The one below the one below it?
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: Mok, that was great? Whoever chose that? That was awesome?
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: What song was that?
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: Mogy?
• 23:26
  Speaker 6: Oh? Well, I think we're going to have to play
• 23:27
  Speaker 6: Can you play the one below that? Tony? Bonny chance,
• 23:31
  Speaker 6: we're just standing by here. What's hepan has? We've got
• 23:33
  Speaker 6: somebody up in Auckland, who's who's fiddling with the ones
• 23:36
  Speaker 6: and twos there, and he's played out a bit of audio,
• 23:39
  Speaker 6: a bit of chat, an interview with a guy who
• 23:41
  Speaker 6: wrote the song as opposed of the song itself. Yes, indeed,
• 23:48
  Speaker 6: I don't know what by the time we come back.
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, whoever chose.
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: This is a little.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: How was that song? That song?
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: I love it?
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: What is going on?
• 24:09
  Speaker 6: I'll tell you what. Why don't we go to a
• 24:11
  Speaker 6: couple of tunes? Yes, when we come back, Well, we'll
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: have our dug the rong, we'll get a boat on down.
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, good stuff, good stuff.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: Philis. If you can just turn off that music whatever
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: there is, you're cool.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: Darchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keithy.
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: It's the big shows Friday.
• 24:36
  Speaker 6: Yes and Backbone.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: So it is the Friday Throbber and we are live
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: from the Danta crabt beer and food fish while it's
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: going off as you.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: Can sound here, as you can sound, as you can sound.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: And we're doing the Friday Truber and it's just tuned
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: to please the crowd. Yeah, crowd, that's your one, yeah
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: yeah yeah.
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: And the way we're doing is it's one hundred percent
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: anonymous and I can tell you that no one here knows.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Which tunes are ours.
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true.
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: No one can tell which I mean, which song is Jason's.
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: And we had no technical difficulties, which is the great
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: part as well.
• 25:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think we're you know, the fact that we've
• 25:11
  Speaker 6: chosen three Absolute Weapons songs is really going to be
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: in our favor. Yeah, Absolute Weapons.
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: So here's how it's gonna work.
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: We are going to go through the tunes one more time,
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: and then we will get the audience to vote, after
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: which for which song they would like to hear played
• 25:24
  Speaker 5: in full?
• 25:25
  Speaker 6: How does that sound? The robber in history?
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: With that attitude, it will be MOGGI. Al right, it's
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: the first go all right, right, that's actually a tune.
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: Whoever chose, who chose?
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: And there is a great chune right, the heritage of Denis.
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: It's so hard to remain anonymous here, all right. Here
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: is the second in June.
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: Kid what.
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a song called Beers, but that.
• 26:18
  Speaker 6: Is nobody even knows what my what the next song is. Yeah,
• 26:21
  Speaker 6: so we'll see how we go.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, here is the third offering.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 26:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, we're gonna have solms a winner.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Hang on, hang on, here we have.
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: We haven't voted yet. We haven't voted yet. All right,
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: we're gonna start the voting. Let's see the voting. All right,
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: kill the music, I mean, all right, let's this is
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: the voting now, all right? So who votes for some
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: number one? Straight jacket fits.
• 26:58
  Speaker 6: One guy over there?
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: Two guys one thumbs down, So that's two.
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: Eight over there was about the team no five, call it.
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: No, it's actually four because there's one thumbs down, So
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: it's five with an asterisk, all.
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: Right, with an asterisk?
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Who votes for song number two?
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: That I don't know what it's like?
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: Negative eights like minus five?
• 27:25
  Speaker 6: Five guys? See how we go on the last one?
• 27:28
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 27:28
  Speaker 5: Who who votes for that real played out song number three?
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: Wow? Oh boy?
• 27:37
  Speaker 6: Now let's reveal whose song was Who's.
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 27:41
  Speaker 6: Okay?
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: Hoidy J's song was the first one, Mine was the
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: second one. And this song your Friday Trouble when I
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: was old Mogi over.
• 27:51
  Speaker 6: There, what so easy has to take his pants offlock?
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: I believe ah No Keezy Geezy Geezy gazyz.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah BetUS song bait to the song.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: The Archy Big Show was Jason Mike and Kezy tune
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: in on radio.
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: Tally's there on the radio, Holdanky Big Show live from
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: the Duned and Craft Bearing Food Festival.
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: You know, fellas, we were just talking the other day
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: about how we never dance anymore. Yeah, and I'm looking
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: at all the people.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: I reckon we flagg the radio show and just cut
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: loose on the dance floor.
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: What do you say?
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, man, get out, tops off, loosen up a
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: little bit, get a bit of avocad of oil, just
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: get it to it.
• 28:46
  Speaker 6: I tell you what, I've never seen so much dancing
• 28:48
  Speaker 6: at a Hedache Big Show live show, and I think
• 28:50
  Speaker 6: that's because we've actually got some females here for the
• 28:52
  Speaker 6: first time to history. It's a groundbreaking day for us
• 28:56
  Speaker 6: and a day that'll go down in the history.
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: Keyzy certainly is the calling of the key Easy affect
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: Mogi and you guys are welcome if you've just joined us.
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: We just had possibly the greatest Friday throbber ever in history.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Unfortunately, Wow, well done, MOGGI. Let's just say a huge
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: win and a huge win thanks.
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: Bless from the dudes which have a quick look at
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: the throb of scoreboard now way out in front on
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: fourteen wins for the year old Mogi with fourteen that's
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: huge that, oh god.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Just had a terrible realization.
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: Second place on twelve with two asterisks, one for coercing
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: a listener and one for playing a Pantera song with
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: a million f bombs and its hoidy ja.
• 29:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's good for you. Many thank it's.
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: Good for good.
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: Trailing way behind on seven wins, half the amount that
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: Mogi's got.
• 29:46
  Speaker 6: Not even taken into account all those asterisks.
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: I have two asterisks, thank you, one for playing Freebird
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: when it wasn't relevant, one for bullying Mogi, which I
• 29:54
  Speaker 5: still don't think.
• 29:55
  Speaker 6: That was it.
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: Guys on the questions, I wanted to ask you, there was.
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: A clear winner, Yeah, there was, and I also felt
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: there was a clear second place.
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: And I also felt there was a clear loser. Do
• 30:09
  Speaker 4: we agree, I'll piss off.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: There was a clear loser, and you made the suggestion
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: keys a rule.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: It was a rule.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: It was a rule that whoever clearly lost has to
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: go pantless till seven o'clock.
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: Now I was against it.
• 30:28
  Speaker 6: I was against it.
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: I was against it too.
• 30:30
  Speaker 6: But Keysy insisted. And now we find ourselves in a
• 30:33
  Speaker 6: position where is it you Keysy, you got to take
• 30:35
  Speaker 6: your pants off? Is that what we're doing?
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: Then?
• 30:37
  Speaker 6: Is that what the show has become? What is this show?
• 30:40
  Speaker 6: This is?
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: This is not how radio works.
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: You don't get people chancing until someone gets their downstairs.
• 30:45
  Speaker 6: They just keep chanting and then eventually you take your
• 30:47
  Speaker 6: pants off.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: The worst part is it's like mostly dudes as well.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Do you realize what you guys are doing?
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: But Casey, you'll be, You'll be.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: I mean, I would happily do it, except my I'm
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: wearing my wife's jeet to just by mistatist.
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: It was very dark when I was kitchen and I
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: was I was looking through the laundry. I couldn't see anything,
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: and so I.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: Can't keyes CAZy z the whole Ikey Big Show with
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, head like a Hole There on the radio hold
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: Hony Big Show this Friday afternoon. Speaking of head like
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: a Whole, Feller's I got a message today from Booker
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: Beasley Man the great man himself. They've released a new
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: song called Strange World, and it's coming out at midnight
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: tonight on all the usual platforms including band.
• 31:40
  Speaker 6: Camp, God you're a big fan. Jason actually came out
• 31:42
  Speaker 6: at midnight last night.
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: Year.
• 31:45
  Speaker 6: I was listening to it in the uber on the
• 31:47
  Speaker 6: way to the airport this morning and it absolutely rips.
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: In hindsight, looking back into the thrubber, I should have
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: gone head like a you know what I'm saying.
• 31:55
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, a lt you didn't come last man.
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's trying to come last night. At least I
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: get to keep my pants on.
• 32:00
  Speaker 5: Guys, we've got to stop encouraging the audience to chant no,
• 32:06
  Speaker 5: I'm I'm not taking my pants off. There must be
• 32:11
  Speaker 5: some sort of HR department or something. It's either take
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: your pants off, Keezy, or get your nips out.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Casey, No, you're gonna pay good.
• 32:23
  Speaker 6: Money for there.
• 32:24
  Speaker 7: Wait wait, wait, how about rather than have to take
• 32:28
  Speaker 7: your pants off for the rest of the show, you
• 32:31
  Speaker 7: just get your nips out for like five seconds.
• 32:37
  Speaker 6: Jace, come on, jasonn For those of you listening at
• 32:40
  Speaker 6: home that don't know what's going on here, Keezy has
• 32:44
  Speaker 6: been blessed with two of what can only be described
• 32:46
  Speaker 6: as the largest nipples on the face of the earth.
• 32:48
  Speaker 6: We refer to them as meat petty nips. If you
• 32:52
  Speaker 6: think of your your favorite Reburger burger there, and you
• 32:55
  Speaker 6: think of the cheeseburger or the meat patty that's in there.
• 32:58
  Speaker 6: That's exactly what keysys on his chest. And they are
• 33:01
  Speaker 6: a thing to behold.
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: They're magnificent.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: And for a while there we were all about empowering me.
• 33:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, man, And now it's more just about let's wheel
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: the freak out that's taken down to Dunedin.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Let's get a chart going, and he'll get his areolas out.
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: And if we feed him up on beers at the
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: beautiful Emocon's beak, the dooge beers.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: By the way, he'll get them out. Jez I can't
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: get the naps out.
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: I can't do it.
• 33:29
  Speaker 6: We're gonna have to come up with some kind of
• 33:30
  Speaker 6: a middle ground.
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think shame. Oh, just your pants off for
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: an hour.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: I just get your belly button out, Keezy, that'll do.
• 33:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: What we're even going to talk about in this break.
• 33:40
  Speaker 6: Well, I think we've running out of time, which is
• 33:41
  Speaker 6: a shame.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Well, here's David.
• 33:44
  Speaker 6: That's a shame.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Tune.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: The whole king big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: tune in four.
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: Oh Yes, indeed, Rage against the Machine.
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: There on the video show this Friday Afternoon Life from
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: the ding Craft Beer and Food Fiscival.
• 34:05
  Speaker 6: Tell you what nothing gets girls dancing like a better
• 34:07
  Speaker 6: rage against the machine? Absolutely, and and can I just.
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: Say, in terms of the young woman here in the end,
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: don't do it.
• 34:20
  Speaker 6: Don't do it.
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: After we had we had a meeting about this, I
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: just want to say, it's lovely to see you.
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: Oh God, oh God, do not mean that in a
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: way the fact you have.
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: To say that, you know, a bit of a sausage fist, fellas,
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: That's all I was saying.
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: And so it's really nice to see some female energy
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: in the god.
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: All right, okay, all right, Well, I mean I'm just
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: I just feel uncomfortable now.
• 34:48
  Speaker 6: I just don't.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: Don't, I just don't. You're shocking, bast hey, fellas.
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: To be fair, though we are at the Dining, Craft,
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: Beer and Food Festival, we are in the Emerson's area.
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: They have got a heap of beers on, They've got
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: a fantastic selection of pies. They've also got the Radiohodocky
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: Big Show, Big to Doge Hazy pale Ale, which I
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: have been hoing into. People have been getting amongst it here.
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: I feel like we could have put anything in that
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: gig and that'd be standing in front of us going
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: raising their glasses. But it does taste bloody nice.
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: That's gonna say. You've tasted it. What are your thoughts, mate,
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: give us a sort of run down of a flavor there.
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: I don't know how to describe beers. It was it
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: was young, fizzy and brown. Well it wasn't fizzy, jase.
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: I mean that's quite no, it wasn't fizzy. It was
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: it's hazy, so not ok not super you know, but
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: you could if you wanted to. And I would never
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: do this because I would drink responsively. You could scull
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: it if for some reason you were dying of thirst,
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: for example. Okay, but it is one of the most delicious.
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: I mean, this sounds very disingenuous because I've been given
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: a whole lot of free ones. But it is one
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: of the greatest drinks I've ever had.
• 35:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's right, thank you, Yeah.
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, of course we had a hand in making it.
• 35:58
  Speaker 5: We did a bloody good job fellas. Of course, Emerson
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: is not the only brewery that's here today.
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: Though, a little bit of hoody j in every glass.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Really, do you mean well.
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: I mean there's a bit of a secret ingredient in
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: there that I suggested to the fellows, little a little
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: touch that I put.
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: In there, and I thought, is it would work really
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: well with the beer.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: It is it lemons zest.
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: It's actually a bit of crack paper.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: Okay, is that what you're calling it these days?
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: I was over another place there frothy good times. Oh yeah, yeah,
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: pretty good beers there. I mean, this is a great
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: thing about the beer festival. There's so many great beers
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: going on, hoppy endings. Yeah, that was bloody great.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: Great you're over there for a while. Yeah, yeah, it
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: was about thirty minutes.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: I was just chatting to the fellows.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 36:46
  Speaker 5: Great, probably one of the highlights obviously Emerson's, but top
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: of the hops for me over in the far corner.
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: They went quite well. Also, I wrote it down here
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: because I loved it. She mals sorry Shim's ales.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Shims. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's just he's just doing it.
• 37:02
  Speaker 6: On his own.
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: He just makes one thing. It is an ale and
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: it's bloody delicious. So make sure you go check out
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: Shem's ales.
• 37:08
  Speaker 6: There's dozens of drinks around here, isn't here? This and
• 37:11
  Speaker 6: This is a thing which I didn't understand. I didn't
• 37:13
  Speaker 6: realize it was going to be more than just beers.
• 37:15
  Speaker 6: You got your margaritas over there, you got your gins,
• 37:18
  Speaker 6: which I'm a big fan of. You and I Jose
• 37:20
  Speaker 6: we've been hoeing into the zeros today. We're trying to
• 37:23
  Speaker 6: be responsible, ye, but Keysy's been twisting our arms because
• 37:27
  Speaker 6: he's been going around to all of these these other
• 37:29
  Speaker 6: joints here. That's right, and they are sounding good. I've
• 37:32
  Speaker 6: got to say, I am tempted to just hop off
• 37:34
  Speaker 6: the wagon, even if it's only for a couple of
• 37:35
  Speaker 6: hours there, Yes, and just see what it feels.
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: Well, how about this fellow is gonna be a top
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: five right of all the ones I've sampled tonight.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: So in fifth place a Targer lager. That's bloody good stuff.
• 37:48
  Speaker 6: That's bloody good.
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: Number four the lager also from Bruballs. Yeah, tell you what.
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: It took a long time, but far out Win it
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: a rhyme, absolutely amazing.
• 37:57
  Speaker 6: It was worth it.
• 37:59
  Speaker 5: Dale's pls fire out man. Dale knows his way around
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: a pale ale, good look insider. So they make the exciteds.
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: They make ciders in the corner.
• 38:11
  Speaker 6: Is that a spicy number.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: Uh no, it was like an apple. They had a peer,
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: they had a I think it was like a peach
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: or something. And my my number one.
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: I'm worried about you number number one.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: No, don't worry about it, Manute, It's all good.
• 38:28
  Speaker 6: What's your number one?
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: Man? She number one?
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: Beryl Helligan.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: Alright, let's go the Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt,
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: Mike Minogue.
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: And Keisy indeed the Beastie Boys there on the radio.
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: Hold Archy Big Show Live from the Duneed and Craft
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: Barrel Food Feast of all. Hey, don't be.
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: Going anywhere because there's plenty coming up after six o'clock,
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: including What's on the Dinner with Me? Keepasy, also a
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: bit of advice on meat Patty Neaps sixty nine at
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: gmail dot com, Gmail dot com. If you ever need
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: any advice, make sure you go to that gmail. Sanders
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: and Me said you will get back to you.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, just on What's on the Dinner with Me?
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: Kezy?
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: Are we sure it's a good idea because we're you know,
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: we're at a big event. There's hundreds of people around.
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: People spend a lot of money and do they just
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: want to watch me read out texts about what people
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: are eating.
• 39:19
  Speaker 6: Looks like a lot of people are going to do thanks.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: So yeah, I mean really, I feel like I'd taking
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: a purse keys. Okay, fine, Well, if you.
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: Want to see me read out texts about what people
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: are having for dinner, three four eight three, give us
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: a text and every single texture is in the draw
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: for a fifty dollars Reburger voucher to shit.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: That's exciting.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: The whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: tune in week days and four on Radio hod Ike.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: The familers are pouring the big Douche Hazy Paleile live
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: from Emerson's Brewery at the Dunedin Craft Bear and Food Festival.
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: It's going off like it is down here that you
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: need a craft beer and food.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: Said, well, you're listening to the Big Show, by the way,
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: brought to you by Rebiger.
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: Oh that's right, crave worthy street food that is freshly
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: made by rebig y.
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, good times, actually, good times. Mogi. You
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: had some Reburger today, mate? How was that?
• 40:17
  Speaker 6: I actually did, man, but I went for something a
• 40:18
  Speaker 6: little bit different. Generally I'll go for their burgers if
• 40:20
  Speaker 6: they famous for the burgers then, But they also have
• 40:24
  Speaker 6: these Chuck and Tanda's Chucks, and I went through the original.
• 40:29
  Speaker 6: They've also got the Louizy and or a whole bunch
• 40:30
  Speaker 6: of different ones, but I got four. I gave a
• 40:32
  Speaker 6: couple of old pugs on over here because he was
• 40:34
  Speaker 6: a feeling a little bit hungers when your mate and
• 40:36
  Speaker 6: they were bloody beautiful, genuinely tender. Oftentimes you'll go and
• 40:40
  Speaker 6: you'll find that they're not tender at all. They're tough
• 40:42
  Speaker 6: as a bastards, yeah exactly. But they were moist as
• 40:45
  Speaker 6: you like moist chicken. Tunda's Yeah, great, do you have.
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: Look, I'm gonna be honest with your moggie I love.
• 40:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 40:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: So are we verging on racist now? I don't even know.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: The racism alarm was plugged in just.
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: On there by the way.
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: You know, if you if you're going back home after
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: this and you've had a few beers, he's go to
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: old bloody Reburger and get yourself some burgers and some
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: of their delicious fries.
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, what I'm saying. In fact, I might
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: do that all right.
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: And just for just full disclosure for everyone listening, the
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: owners of Reburger listening right now, so Jason is laying
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: it on.
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: Really there there, messes, great stuff.
• 41:33
  Speaker 5: We are at the Dunedin Craft Beer and Food Festival
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: at the Emerson's Tent.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: We're here for one more hour Fellers doing the live show.
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: We have still got so much action to come, including
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: the highlight of the show where I read out texts
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: of what people are reading for dinner.
• 41:47
  Speaker 6: So good, what what's good?
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: What's on the dinner with me?
• 41:52
  Speaker 6: Kezy?
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: So Tixon on three for eight three and we'll get
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: into that now listen, I'm just going to pop up
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: up the back.
• 42:00
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, is it gone?
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: Is it?
• 42:03
  Speaker 6: What are you doing? Where are you going?
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: I just I just wanted to check out that far
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: corner because it looks I just wanted to check out
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: the landscape.
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: So I'll just be gone, right, okay for about eight
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: minutes or so?
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: All right, okay?
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: So does that all? Gee?
• 42:17
  Speaker 6: Okay?
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: And do you want me to come get you from
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: the Dirry area or what the hold?
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: Key big show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
• 42:25
  Speaker 6: Kesey What's on the dinner with me?
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: Kick me?
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: I still maintained that no one actually likes the Sigmuekeees.
• 42:36
  Speaker 6: You got to sell it, man, you got to sell it, brother.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: But everyone just tells me they like everybody.
• 42:40
  Speaker 6: Look at the smiling faces out there, then.
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: They can't wait. Kesy absolutely froughing.
• 42:47
  Speaker 6: We recently released a vinyl didn't We about the origins
• 42:49
  Speaker 6: of the Big Show, And I honestly think we should
• 42:53
  Speaker 6: have just done the whole thing full of what's on
• 42:55
  Speaker 6: the Dinner with Me? Keysy?
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: I agree, man, what if they going off?
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: See? I don't know whether you believe you eyes or not.
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: What I do this?
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: I do midnight till dawn. What's on the dinner with me? Keysy?
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: You do with me?
• 43:09
  Speaker 6: Keysy?
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah? With me?
• 43:10
  Speaker 5: Keys It doesn't make it okay if you're just tuned
• 43:12
  Speaker 5: in and you don't know what it is. I read
• 43:14
  Speaker 5: out what people are having for dinner, and that's it.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: That's the segment.
• 43:19
  Speaker 6: People know.
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: Many huge see Kesy to hear the people.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: Huge round of applause rippling through.
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, stop wasting tark ok Yeah, okay, ah, get a there, feelers.
• 43:34
  Speaker 5: This comes from Luke, Luke Skywalker, Luke Metcalf, No Jason ridiculous,
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: It's Luke Skywalker. Wow, Toad in the hole, followed by
• 43:46
  Speaker 5: spotted dick. Yeah, back, what is spotted dick?
• 43:52
  Speaker 6: I don't pretend you don't know what spotted dick.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: Is, No, moggie, don't pretend that I know all about
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: spotted dick. Is it a fish?
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: It a fish?
• 44:00
  Speaker 6: I'm not too sure.
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: Actually, just no, I don't know what a spotted dick
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: is either.
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to say what I was about to say,
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: but I've heard of a spotted dick, but I couldn't
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: tell you what it is.
• 44:13
  Speaker 6: It's all good.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: You don't worry about it. Another ticks here, this time
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: it's from Jeffrey damer acher. Yeah, it's Jeffrey Dama.
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: He's dead, isn't he don't.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: That's a different show.
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, sorry man, Good guys.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: Crispy Chicken tacos, cheers, Jeffrey Darma.
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: Yum, yeah, christ But yeah, that's nice.
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: It's good Friday kind of fear of the Crispy Chicken taka.
• 44:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it depends what it's got on. If it's got
• 44:43
  Speaker 6: a dry coald saw in it. Yes, I'm not too
• 44:46
  Speaker 6: keen on that. It's got to have a good suce
• 44:47
  Speaker 6: on it.
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: I don't really want to know what Jeffrey Dahmer is
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: putting in his taco and there's a chicken it his chicken. Also,
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: do you guys prefer soft tacos or hard?
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: I like a soft. I like a soft taco, kisy
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: soft taco. Yeah?
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: Do you like your taco's rock hard Moji?
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah? I do, mate? You know me? Yeah?
• 45:09
  Speaker 6: Good on you man.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: How do when they get wit though, then they lose
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: all of this sort.
• 45:12
  Speaker 6: Of structural shape?
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a shocking You're a shocking basket.
• 45:20
  Speaker 6: Uh good?
• 45:20
  Speaker 5: A feelers Billy here, Billy Kid Crystal. No, it's this
• 45:26
  Speaker 5: a guy called Billy Andrews who's having bullers for dinner.
• 45:29
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: It must have been a hook ticket.
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: I think. I mean we we were down in hooker tek. Well,
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: I wasn't down. I don't know if you guys know this.
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: So when I went to Vietnam for a couple of weeks, pack,
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: I understand that you had some raw bullos down and
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: hook a ticket there, and I love them.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: Stop stop saying I did not say that I loved them.
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: When they were great, I had to chew on probably
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: a twenty cent sized piece of sliced sheep testicle. Right, Okay,
• 45:55
  Speaker 5: once again for losing the Throbber, I never remind oh yeah,
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: oh yeah, if you just joined us. Apparently I have
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: to have my pants off for the rest of the
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: festival because I lost the Throbber today. I don't recommend
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: sheep's testicles more of a horse testicle. Guy, Well, do
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: you guys want one more text?
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: You want more?
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: Goodday guys. Samantha here Hayes Fox.
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: Samantha Hayes, which is a huge fan of the Big Show,
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: just clocked off work. Gonna grab half a kilo of
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: honey soy chicken nibbles and huck them in the air
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: fry chairs.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: Samantha Hayes.
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: How good she is.
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: I'll tell you what though, Samantha Hayes, You've got yourself
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: a fifty dollar reburg A voucher.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: Pugs will handle over that.
• 46:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so good.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: What's coming up next?
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: Jase, I've got no idea, man, I think it isn't
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: You're right.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: The Darky Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy Tune
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: in on.
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: Radio The Architect Monkeys Here on the Radio, HODARKI Big
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: Show Live from the Janet and Craft Beer and Food Festival.
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: We'll we get out of here live by I think not.
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: Do we have any swingers in the crowd tonight?
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: Oh wow?
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: Okay, so what's happened there for the thousands of people
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: listening is like twenty steamed people put their hands up.
• 47:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah right.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: And by swingers, Jase, do you mean golf?
• 47:15
  Speaker 6: No?
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: Okay, Well whatever a gender you're running tonight whilst in
• 47:20
  Speaker 5: a different city, that's on you, man. But the Hdaki
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: Swingers Club is a real thing. It is basically a
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: chance to play golf with the Big Show and take
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: on the Breakfast Show to raise funds for a cause
• 47:33
  Speaker 5: that causes November. The team will be basically myself and Jace. Yes,
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: we need two people to join us, Mogi Pug saying,
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: you guys will be behind us in a golf cart
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: hacking away there and we're gonna be taking on Jeremy
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: Wales and a nice to it from the Breakfast Show.
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: We do need two people to join our team. If
• 47:49
  Speaker 5: you are keen here to Hodaki dot co dot Nz.
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: Jace obviously here today it's quite a nice selection of
• 47:56
  Speaker 5: you know listeners from our core audience. Yes, sure, based
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: on what you've seen today, are you pretty keen for
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: these people to join our golf team.
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: I'd like any one of these back bones out here
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: to join us. I do put her, I do put us.
• 48:10
  Speaker 6: He puts out everyone.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: Yay, Why they puts out?
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: What are you saying?
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: Man?
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: You know an old ram casts They put me in
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: the back panic now mate.
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: Um.
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: But I do warn people that playing with Keyesy and I,
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: we're pretty gun at the old golf So you know,
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: I don't want to I want to factor in the
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: intimidation factor there.
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: Don't be intimidated. We're nice guys on the golf course.
• 48:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Well, that's right, And I do want to point
• 48:41
  Speaker 6: out the fact that this is a competition. It's all
• 48:43
  Speaker 6: well and good to run a competition here and get
• 48:45
  Speaker 6: winners involved, but ultimately, on the course, it's going to
• 48:47
  Speaker 6: be a competition. It's going to be drive versus breakfast,
• 48:51
  Speaker 6: that's right. And there's been a couple of competitions already
• 48:53
  Speaker 6: this year where we've taken them on. You played them
• 48:55
  Speaker 6: in golf initially got absolutely hammered. Yeah, and then of
• 48:59
  Speaker 6: course we had the four by one hundred meter relay
• 49:01
  Speaker 6: where Keysy's quad blew out. Yeah, it was a devastation.
• 49:04
  Speaker 6: We were on fire. We were looking like we were
• 49:06
  Speaker 6: going to win their hands down, and then of course
• 49:08
  Speaker 6: a tragic loss. The Young Buck broke down on the
• 49:12
  Speaker 6: back straight and it was another loss for us. So
• 49:14
  Speaker 6: it's absolutely critical that we end this year with a
• 49:18
  Speaker 6: victory because we have had nothing but shame brought on
• 49:21
  Speaker 6: the show. Yeah, for the entirety of twenty twenty five.
• 49:23
  Speaker 5: Can I just say I forgot about the relay and
• 49:26
  Speaker 5: just then it came flooding back. Yeah, And it's genuinely
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: and I you know, it's genuinely one of the worst.
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: Like I've never felt like I've let people.
• 49:35
  Speaker 6: Down there and it was me.
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: I didn't what do you mean nothing? Yeah?
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: I felt so bad because Mogi got off to an
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: absolute flyer of a start, Hoidy j had done some
• 49:45
  Speaker 5: training and Pugsun had done some training.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: Two was running barefoot and my body just gave out. Fellers.
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: Maybe I'm not the young the Young Buck anymore, you know, right,
• 49:54
  Speaker 5: Maybe I'm an old ram cast. Is there any room
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: with that paddock for me there?
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: Hoodie J I don't think so. Keith.
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: Yes, The Darky Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: and Kesey.
• 50:05
  Speaker 6: Talking hits there on the radio.
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: Hold Aki Big Show live from the Need and Craft
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: Bearing Food Festival. Actually fellas a serious question here What
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: time does it finish up tonight at the festival?
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: After ten?
• 50:19
  Speaker 6: I believe?
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: Okay, nice, why are you planning on having a biggie? No? No,
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: I was just curious. But let's give out some advice.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: Eh, and let's do it at gmail dot com.
• 50:36
  Speaker 5: In touch with the fellas me Patty Nibs sixty nine
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: at gmail dot com. It's a really email address and
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: if you have a need advice on anything, you get
• 50:45
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• 50:48
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• 50:50
  Speaker 1: Fifty dollar at Riburg avoucher.
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: Now, this is an interesting one, fellas and Noggy's already
• 50:53
  Speaker 5: glimpsed the topic of this email is advice?
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: Is Chris Key a great MC?
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 51:01
  Speaker 5: Interesting, Fellers, recently heard that your co host Chris Key
• 51:05
  Speaker 5: aka Kezy MC to wedding recently in christ Church. This
• 51:08
  Speaker 5: piqued my interest, so I did some digging and found
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: out he is available for hire as an MC. I
• 51:14
  Speaker 5: mentioned this to my future husband, thinking this was a
• 51:16
  Speaker 5: great opportunity for us and our guest and asked if
• 51:19
  Speaker 5: I should inquire if he would do something for our
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: wedding and how much in charge. I thought my fiance
• 51:24
  Speaker 5: would say no based on his possible higher fee, But no,
• 51:29
  Speaker 5: the worry wasn't that he'd be expensive, but that our
• 51:31
  Speaker 5: guests wouldn't.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: Know who the hell he was.
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: His jokes would full flat, and ultimately our guests would
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: miss out on an ultimate EMC experience. So I'm disappointed
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: because I thought it was a great idea, but it
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: would be a waste if no one knew who your
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: celebrity MC was.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: Can we just hire old Mogi or hoidyj instead?
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: Sure? Yeah?
• 51:50
  Speaker 6: How much?
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: Well? How much is it?
• 51:54
  Speaker 6: Well, you know Jakes because you've got him on your
• 51:55
  Speaker 6: books as an MC. Of course you're Keyzy's agent. Yeah,
• 51:58
  Speaker 6: I won't know what if you got key He down
• 52:00
  Speaker 6: for men.
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: Listen, if there are people and.
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: This is genuine, if there are people out there interested
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: in hiring Keysy to m s their winning or something
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: like that, as long as you chuck them a couple of.
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: Free bees, he's he's pretty much yours.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: You know that's not all true, So that is not
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: at all true.
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: Give him, give him you know, some fries and a
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: bit of food, you know, a few snacks, give him
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: a few beers, eas he's anyone.
• 52:26
  Speaker 6: But how do you then take your commission off the
• 52:28
  Speaker 6: top of that?
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: Oh no, I charge a fee, yeah, a sign on
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: fore of eight hundred bucks and then Gez does the job, right,
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: and they pay him via free beers.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: He's right, yeah, right, Okay, I didn't know that was
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: the arrangement? Have I signed that?
• 52:44
  Speaker 6: Is?
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: That? Is that like a quite you signed that when
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: you signed the initial agreement that we had Kezy, which
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: covers everything basically, right.
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: Okay, Yeah, that's that's a yeah, We've gotta We've gonna
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: have a look at that, actually, jas because, like I'm seeing,
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: a winning is huge because you're almost winning coordinating.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: Some of the time people are coming to you asking
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: for a BIS. You have to talk to the bride
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: in the groom.
• 53:02
  Speaker 5: And be like, hey, we're going to do this. You
• 53:03
  Speaker 5: might have to make a call. You might have to
• 53:04
  Speaker 5: shift the speeches so that dinner can come out, all
• 53:07
  Speaker 5: this sort of stuff. Yes, So doing that for some
• 53:10
  Speaker 5: beers and food, can we throw in like some dessert?
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I could probably get some dessert throwing Yeah,
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: as well.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, if you could, just because I don't. I
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: don't want to sell myself.
• 53:18
  Speaker 6: I think the problem you've got as well as in
• 53:20
  Speaker 6: terms of the question is keasier grade MC. We don't
• 53:22
  Speaker 6: really know because the only time you've m seed is
• 53:24
  Speaker 6: with your wife. Yeah, so it's always been a com
• 53:27
  Speaker 6: scene sort of thing. Now she's unbelieved.
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: She is so good, so good, so and I and
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: she's not like books as well. And eight grand just
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: as a starting point.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: Eight grand, but it's a bit steep for my wife,
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: is it?
• 53:44
  Speaker 6: Every penny that is.
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: A starting point.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: And I've I mean I would actually, I'll be honest here,
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: I would m C with her for free. I'd wave
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: my fee if I got to EMC with her. She's
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: an absolute backbone.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's a backbone. Jays, thank you man.
• 54:04
  Speaker 5: I didn't realize she was that good because yeah, no,
• 54:06
  Speaker 5: but when I did it with her, obviously, I was like,
• 54:07
  Speaker 5: she's carrying this yeah yeah.
• 54:09
  Speaker 6: And I'm just yeah.
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: So that was the feedback I got from the the
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: wedding that you guys MC together was that she's saved
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: the night you'd had.
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: A few beers.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, did you talk to the bride.
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: You had some Tarti sauce down the side of your mouth.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: There wasn't Tarti sauce.
• 54:23
  Speaker 6: Did you talk to the bride?
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the bride got in touch with what was her
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: name again? Oh look, I can't remember. There's so many names, Jesse, Louise.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: I forgot what Louise? That's actually her mum's name.
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: Oh wow, yeah yeah, but look, do get in touch
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: with me sixty nine a gmail dot com if you
• 54:39
  Speaker 5: want any of us to m see the wedding. As
• 54:41
  Speaker 5: we said, eight grand for my wife, some chips, bears
• 54:44
  Speaker 5: and some dessert if you want me, but an eight
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: hundred dollars feet to hold you?
• 54:47
  Speaker 6: Jan?
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: How much for officer Mogi?
• 54:50
  Speaker 6: Well, Jason and I we do it as a peer,
• 54:51
  Speaker 6: don't we, James? We do it as the characters of
• 54:54
  Speaker 6: the hit comedy show Talk Back. Yes, Oh wow, I
• 54:58
  Speaker 6: tell you what we have flat out with the bookies. Yeah.
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: Man, she's a busy Christmas magie.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: But how much to get both of you?
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: Oh? Starting point twenty five? K?
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: Wow?
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: And how long is that for the whole wedding?
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: Oh no, that's just to sort of introduce, you know,
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: Sagurday at the start of the reception and then we
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: back her off.
• 55:17
  Speaker 6: Right, Okay, we do a couple of the favorite scenes
• 55:19
  Speaker 6: from the TV show talk Back. Yes, you know, everybody
• 55:22
  Speaker 6: cracking up and haven't had no time and thinking about
• 55:25
  Speaker 6: you know, the satire of talkback radio. People love it,
• 55:28
  Speaker 6: keysy oh oh, they love it. You know what if
• 55:30
  Speaker 6: you went along and you did m scene as your
• 55:33
  Speaker 6: character off the Ditch season one.
• 55:36
  Speaker 5: No one knows that joke that is a TV show
• 55:39
  Speaker 5: was fired off six years ago. That was a very
• 55:43
  Speaker 5: limited run. But you're right, But I do get in
• 55:44
  Speaker 5: touch met Patty and sixty nine at gmail dot com.
• 55:46
  Speaker 5: If you want any of us to mc your winning
• 55:48
  Speaker 5: we will take your money and we will send pugs instead.
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: The Darkey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: Well, there you go. You have med Bastards of Dantam.
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: That's the end of the Big Show.
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: Life from the d'n need and craft Bear and Food Festival.
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: I've just been enjoying a delicious pie from the corner there.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: What are they called, you know, emersons?
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: It is emocons.
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 56:19
  Speaker 6: The only one that enjoyed that poet more than you
• 56:21
  Speaker 6: was your glasses your ship. I know your face a
• 56:25
  Speaker 6: lotic hey, but if you.
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: Are enjoying a few emocons, by the way, don't grab
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: yourself a pie at the same time.
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: Bloody delicious.
• 56:33
  Speaker 5: It is bloody delicious feelers and that is Dannedian Craft
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: Beer and Food Festival, done and dusted. As far as
• 56:38
  Speaker 5: the radio show is concerned, we have had a lot
• 56:42
  Speaker 5: of fun. You know, We've We've had our controversy controversies,
• 56:46
  Speaker 5: We've had apologies, we've had technical difficulties, cazya, We've had
• 56:53
  Speaker 5: random Keezy chants that don't make any sense.
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: What do you want me to do?
• 56:58
  Speaker 6: Take your pants off?
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: I'm not taking pets off. Yeah, man, that is weird.
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: I'm actually interested, Keezy. You carrying on, are you No?
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: I'll be helping Punkstun packed down yeah yeah ye.
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: And then once we've got everything packed up, we'll be
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: heading straight home, straight to bed.
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, good on you.
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but seriously to And it's been an absolute pleasure
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: to come down here. We always love camping with the
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: second time the Big Show has been down here, I
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: believe it is, and every time it's a great reception.
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: It's a great city, it's a great festival and we
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: appreciate being.
• 57:32
  Speaker 6: Here absolutely we do. A huge thanks to Emerson's for
• 57:35
  Speaker 6: hosting us today. Absolute backbones and make sure you get
• 57:38
  Speaker 6: involved in the big de Dog. Oh yeah, it's a
• 57:41
  Speaker 6: big show brew. There's plenty of it there. Fill yourself up,
• 57:44
  Speaker 6: or if not, there's plenty of other stuff going on
• 57:46
  Speaker 6: here in the Emerson's what can only be described as
• 57:49
  Speaker 6: a pig pen at this point, it is a pig
• 57:51
  Speaker 6: absolute shocking. Bastards out here. Have a ripping for the
• 57:55
  Speaker 6: rest of the night. Your Backbones has been a joy
• 57:57
  Speaker 6: to see yous and we'll be sticking around for a
• 57:59
  Speaker 6: few photos for those of you that haven't had one years.
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: Bye, see everyone by the rest If you sell an
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: e a great night, we'll see on Monday.