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A Quick Stop At Johnny's House: Break Up Officer · Johnny's House

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  Speaker 1: Eighting dot com has a new position, Brian, tell me
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  Speaker 1: about it.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, they are looking for a chief Breakup Officer CBO
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  Speaker 2: that will dump.
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  Speaker 1: People for you when you don't want to go out
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  Speaker 1: with them anymore. Really.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, they say it's better than being ghosted. Yeah, which
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  Speaker 2: I kind of disagree with him. But I don't think
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  Speaker 2: I'd rather be ghost because it feels like a breakup
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  Speaker 2: is like you're being fired for your job.
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  Speaker 1: Oh for sure, Like come in here and sit down
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  Speaker 1: for a second. For sure. Sure. Let me talk to
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  Speaker 1: you first. How much does it pay?
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  Speaker 2: Three thousand dollars a month and it's fully remote work
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  Speaker 2: from home, so for eight hours a day. I'm just okay,
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  Speaker 2: let me see, let me see. Good morning, ray Ah. Right,
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  Speaker 2: this is a John from Daton dot com. I just
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  Speaker 2: want to let you know that Brian doesn't want to
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  Speaker 2: see you anymore, and I'd appreciate it if you delete
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  Speaker 2: him and not call him anymore.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, So tell John to grow a pair and call
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  Speaker 3: me himself.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, this is not about him growing a pair, It's
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  Speaker 1: about him not wanting to see you anymore. I just
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  Speaker 1: want to make sure you got the message not to
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  Speaker 1: call him anymore. Right, did you get the message.
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  Speaker 3: No, I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I'll call back in fifteen. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So they want somebody that can read the relationship and
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  Speaker 2: decide the right words in tone and oh he's.
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  Speaker 1: Not one size at all. You might be out.
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  Speaker 2: They want someone with exceptional emotional intelligence, strong communication skills,
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  Speaker 2: and a deep understanding of modern dating.
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  Speaker 1: Let me try try again, Ring ring, ring? Is this Ray?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I got some I got some horrible news for you.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. Who is this? By the way, this is.
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  Speaker 1: Johnathan Dagon dot com. You different where you signed up?
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  Speaker 1: Brian doesn't want to see you anymore.
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  Speaker 3: Why are you crying?
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  Speaker 1: Because it hurts? Because I mean I saw something in y'all,
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  Speaker 1: and I just if you want to let you know
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  Speaker 1: that he doesn't want to see you anymore, and I
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  Speaker 1: appreciate it if you just think call okay.
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  Speaker 3: Well, if you saw something in us, why doesn't he
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, but.
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  Speaker 1: He hit the button for me to reach out to
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  Speaker 1: you to let you know. Maybe he's hurt so much
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  Speaker 1: inside the he can't tell you. He's a very sensitive man,
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  Speaker 1: and he felt it would be easier for you just
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  Speaker 1: to hear me say hellotle bit.
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  Speaker 3: Shall I'm gonna call me. I just don't see this.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, Like, I don't think it works if you got
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  Speaker 1: somebody with anger.
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  Speaker 3: But I mean, like, I feel like I could easily
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  Speaker 3: hang up and be like, Okay, we'll tell him to
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  Speaker 3: contact me himself.
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  Speaker 1: Then I'm gonna text you, cause it's my job. I'm on.
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  Speaker 2: I'm on commission, right, I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you
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  Speaker 2: that it's being recorded for quart control.
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  Speaker 1: And it's also so I could prove.
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  Speaker 2: That I made the call now because she's crazy and
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  Speaker 2: she won't stop texting you.
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  Speaker 1: I made the call.
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  Speaker 3: I just don't see this working.
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  Speaker 5: They hied.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody obviously found you don't just open up a job.
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  Speaker 1: They found a need. I know, so somebody needs that.
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  Speaker 2: The end of each interaction, you'll be asked to rate
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  Speaker 2: the messiness. Was it an easy exit, complicated, or a
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  Speaker 2: complete disaster? Right your borderline complete disaster fassated right now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm already saying as soon as she said that, I'm
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  Speaker 1: already finishing her her little thing up right there.
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  Speaker 2: Man, They say, to be part of this team, you
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  Speaker 2: should have survived your last three breakups and lived to
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  Speaker 2: tell the tale. That's what they want. Qualifications. But if
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  Speaker 2: you ain't live a tail to tale. You came to
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  Speaker 2: pop a job. I don't think they mean like peysically,
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  Speaker 2: it's not like it's not a ghost right to say
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  Speaker 2: you have to obviously live. They mean live like emotionally
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  Speaker 2: you live to tell the tale. You're here on the
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  Speaker 2: other you came out the other side. That's what they
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  Speaker 2: meant to have friends who would trust you with their
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  Speaker 2: most complicated relationship dilemmas.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's my friends.
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  Speaker 2: Understand the difference between your relationship situationship and it's complicated.
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  Speaker 1: Want that job? You got to stay calm under pressure.
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  Speaker 3: See I would. I wouldn't mind it because obviously I
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  Speaker 3: don't know them personally, and I'm just doing this person
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  Speaker 3: a favor.
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  Speaker 1: Running back. I want to run it back.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Hello, hey John, Hey, this is Ray calling from
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  Speaker 3: dating dot com. I'm calling on behalf of.
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  Speaker 1: Throwing any name up.
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  Speaker 2: The Latina girl, Latina girl, random, Latina Go ahead, Yes,
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  Speaker 2: what's up with Latina girl?
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  Speaker 3: She unfortunately doesn't want to see you anymore, just because
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  Speaker 3: I feel as if I agree with her that you
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  Speaker 3: aren't putting her first as a priority, So she is
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  Speaker 3: going to Did she tell you this? She did tell
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  Speaker 3: me this. She actually hired me to tell you because
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  Speaker 3: you don't listen to her, so she's going to make
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  Speaker 3: me tell you.
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  Speaker 1: We'll tell of this if you don't mind. I live
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  Speaker 1: in central Florida. They're a Latina around the corner.
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  Speaker 3: One would mark successful breakup great done. My job here
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  Speaker 3: is done?
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  Speaker 1: True, your job is done? Wow? You think well eight
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  Speaker 1: hour of the day.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like I could, just because I don't know them.
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  Speaker 3: If I knew the personally, I think.
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  Speaker 2: Ray would love it because one of the things that
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  Speaker 2: it's saying is that you should look at their relationships.
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  Speaker 1: So they're going to show you.
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  Speaker 2: When I tell you I want you to break up
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  Speaker 2: on my behalf, I'm going to give you access to
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  Speaker 2: our back and forth a little bit so you can
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  Speaker 2: kind of see.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Gray would love this exactly. Told she's just worked up,
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  Speaker 1: all worked out, right, You worked up. It's like listening
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  Speaker 1: to a real life podcast, but you're in it. Yeah, yeah, Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I want to find out could you do this job?
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  Speaker 1: Be a professional breaker upper? And I want to find
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  Speaker 1: out the most unusual way someone broke up with you.
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  Speaker 1: They just decided they don't want to see you anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Could you do a job where you've spent eight hours
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  Speaker 1: a day breaking up people because they don't want to
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  Speaker 1: date someone? And what is the most unusual way someone
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  Speaker 1: has broken up with you? Four O seven now one
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  Speaker 1: dot com hire their first ever chief breakup officer, pays
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  Speaker 1: three thousand dollars a month, is part time gig, and
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  Speaker 1: we want to know if you could do that job
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  Speaker 1: or the craziest way someone has broken up with you?
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  Speaker 1: Got some Wu Tang client tickets. September twenty second at
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  Speaker 1: the Kya Center. Let's talk to Angela over in the land.
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  Speaker 6: Hey Angela, Hey, good morning.
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  Speaker 1: Good So you think you can do that job?
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  Speaker 6: No, no, no, I just I'm in my left them era.
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  Speaker 6: I'm just gonna let those people deal with their own business.
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  Speaker 6: And no, I don't think so. It's too messy.
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  Speaker 1: Every day, every day every day. Couldn't do it all, right,
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  Speaker 1: was it? Huh?
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  Speaker 5: I did got?
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  Speaker 6: I did have a breakup story. Okay, I was the
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  Speaker 6: one that broke up with somebody. This was back in
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  Speaker 6: high school and in my forties. I'm not going to
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  Speaker 6: age myself. But I dated throughout, like my junior and
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  Speaker 6: senior year, and I left. I didn't say goodbye. I
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  Speaker 6: didn't break up. I joined the military and went to Korea.
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  Speaker 1: I whohoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. So you have you have
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  Speaker 1: a little boyfriend or little girlfriend? And was that boyfriend?
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  Speaker 1: And he said, I, babe, I see tomorrow and you
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  Speaker 1: just joined the military. Well, damn, I mean that's a
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  Speaker 1: ghost of ghosts.
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  Speaker 6: But now we're like the best of friends on Facebook
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  Speaker 6: and all kinds of stuff, But back then not so much.
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  Speaker 1: So I just left. Wow. I mean a lot of
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  Speaker 1: people use that excuse I'm shipping out in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: but you actually did ship out in the morning. He did.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't even know, he had no When did he
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  Speaker 1: find out that you were gone?
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  Speaker 6: When I When I came back on leave the first time,
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  Speaker 6: it was about a year and a half after after
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  Speaker 6: I left.
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  Speaker 1: Damn, Angela, I know, I know.
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  Speaker 6: But there you go.
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  Speaker 1: That's a lot.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, come back with some story. Look, you don't understand.
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  Speaker 2: I was drafted, right secret agent.
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  Speaker 1: They called me. I had to leave. I couldn't tell you. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm contacting somebody's family, you know, Hey.
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  Speaker 2: Think Hey, it's it's okay.
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  Speaker 1: While you need to talk to her, I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: joy from Orlando. Good morning, you're I know you're messing
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  Speaker 1: with what you call. I could tell hey, Joey, how
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  Speaker 1: you doing good? Are you good? Good? Because so? Could
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  Speaker 1: you be an official breaker upper?
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  Speaker 7: I think I can?
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  Speaker 1: Then why is that? I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: I feel like I'm good at talking to people and
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  Speaker 6: when it comes to like.
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  Speaker 4: Weird situations, all right, all right, I can be very
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  Speaker 4: empathetic with people.
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  Speaker 1: All right. You are calling mister Brian Grime okay, and
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  Speaker 1: and somebody wants to break up with him? Are you ready?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Alady? Ring ring?
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  Speaker 6: Hey, Hello, Hey Brian.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, it is this Hi Brian.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, this is Joyce calling from dating dot com.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, is there is there a problem with my account?
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  Speaker 1: Has somebody hacked my account?
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  Speaker 6: No, there's no problem.
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  Speaker 7: With your account, but I do have a question for you.
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  Speaker 4: However, are you available?
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  Speaker 1: Sure? Yeah, what you need perfect Do you remember all
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  Speaker 1: the times that you got you would go out with your.
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  Speaker 6: Friend through with your girlfriend, and.
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  Speaker 7: People were always telling you how.
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  Speaker 6: You needed to chew with your mouth closed.
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  Speaker 1: No one actually said it directly to me, but okay, okay.
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  Speaker 4: And do you also remember all the times that you
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  Speaker 4: would leave their dirty laundry on the floor throughout the
• 9:16
  Speaker 4: apartment and Sarah had to continuously pick that up.
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  Speaker 1: Sounds vaguely familiar, I mean, sounds like something.
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  Speaker 6: I yea, Well she's set up, she's set up, Brian.
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  Speaker 5: It's time to stop sewing with your mouths open and
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  Speaker 5: clean up your dirty clothes.
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  Speaker 1: It's over.
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  Speaker 8: Hu Wow that Brian? Wow, Well I don't. I don't
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  Speaker 8: accept that.
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  Speaker 2: So you let her know that I'll be over round
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  Speaker 2: eight because we got plans this evening and she might
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  Speaker 2: want to call somebody with a little more juice, like
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  Speaker 2: maybe someone with some legal ties to get a restraining
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  Speaker 2: order and then I'll stop.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 7: Well, you'll be hearing, you'll.
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  Speaker 5: Be hearing back from me.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Wow, you good, You're good. I'm blocking them. You're
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  Speaker 1: better than me. Yeah? Wow, all right? Wo tank Clan
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  Speaker 1: on a second. Be what he saying over there? Man?
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  Speaker 2: she living with me? I'm still on dayton dot com.
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• 10:28
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  Speaker 2: me by telling me he was getting married to the
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: girl he was cheating on me with.
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  Speaker 1: Oh again, he has whoever he said it to. He
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  Speaker 1: realized she has no crazy gene in her whatsoever?
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  Speaker 2: I had his ex that called me the night before
• 10:52
  Speaker 2: my birthday was at eleven pm. Waited until midnight, then
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  Speaker 2: said I want to break up with you, but I've
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  Speaker 2: known for weeks.
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  Speaker 1: Live you know for a week? Wait an week? Why
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  Speaker 1: I mess up a birthday? I mean, if you're known
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  Speaker 1: for weeks, another week an't gonna help. Someone says, yes,
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  Speaker 1: I'd be really good at this job. I'm very blunt.
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  Speaker 1: I don't sugarcoat things.
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  Speaker 2: Have also been cheated on before by my ex and
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  Speaker 2: her best friend. The same person are constantly told not
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  Speaker 2: to worry about, so I'd be perfect.
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  Speaker 1: No, you're gonna be angry.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that might be the type of person that you need.
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  Speaker 1: They call somebody angry. You're bringing bitterness, yea to the workplace. Ray,
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  Speaker 1: it's already a tense situation. You're gonna bring somebody who
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: don't even know you, mad.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think having empathy is like the role really, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: because it's like you can't feel bad for anybody in
• 11:34
  Speaker 3: this situation.
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  Speaker 1: You have to love has been broken, and why is
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  Speaker 1: it you can't tell that person? So that's a little situation. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: right there, Joy, We're gonna hook you up wu Tang
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  Speaker 1: Clan September twenty second we come back. We want to
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: hear all about those true stories. And we got some
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  Speaker 1: Disney Water Park tickets on the line. True stories that
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  Speaker 1: happened to me. Gonna hook you out with Disney water
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  Speaker 1: Park tickets and Disney h two oh Glow after hours.
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  Speaker 1: But you gotta tell us the true story it happened
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  Speaker 1: to you. Let's go over to Ovido and talk to Michelle.
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  Speaker 1: Michelle the morning, Hey, good morning, can you hear me good? Anyway?
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  Speaker 1: You get off your hands free yes, okay, there you
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  Speaker 1: get that perfect a lot better, Hi, Michelle, true true
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  Speaker 1: story happened to me. What happened?
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  Speaker 7: So I went on a cruise last year, actually with
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  Speaker 7: my family, helped my husband, my two children, and it
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  Speaker 7: was a four night, five day cruise. We got to
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  Speaker 7: the port, we parked, we shuttled from the parking to
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  Speaker 7: the port, and my luggage for myself and my husband,
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  Speaker 7: which was the largest uit case we had out of
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  Speaker 7: five pieces, never made.
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  Speaker 6: Up on the boat.
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  Speaker 1: So you went four day, four night, five day.
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  Speaker 3: Cruise with no clothes, Yes, sir, No, they didn't like
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  Speaker 3: offer them.
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  Speaker 2: USTA didn't give you like a store credit to go
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  Speaker 2: purchase some cabana ware.
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  Speaker 7: I'm not there's really nothing on the boat to buy
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  Speaker 7: besides like, yes, you know, like I had, I mean,
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  Speaker 7: and then that's fair. And then they gave us some
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  Speaker 7: on board credits. It took the entire time, all the
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  Speaker 7: way until the very last day I was in I
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  Speaker 7: was at the guest services every single day in here crying. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: so stressed. It was my luggage and my my you know,
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  Speaker 7: all my clothes, while my husband's clothes. Luckily I had
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  Speaker 7: my like undergarments and everything in a separate bag that
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  Speaker 7: I had packed in my son's suitcase. But that's all
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  Speaker 7: I had. My husband had nothing. What was undergarments?
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  Speaker 1: What was your protocol? Oh? Where'd you go? Where'd you go?
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  Speaker 7: Oh? We went to Bahamas and you should have stopped.
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  Speaker 1: At the Flea mark, got t shirts and ten dollars
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  Speaker 1: and got a little reggae hat with the with the
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  Speaker 1: reggae I ended up having to do.
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  Speaker 7: I got off the boat with my daughter and we
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  Speaker 7: spent the entire days just walking around trying to gather
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  Speaker 7: up as much as we could just to get by
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  Speaker 7: the next couple of days. But you know that alone
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  Speaker 7: is not cheap, and its like.
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  Speaker 3: You're supposed to be enjoying your vacation meanwhile you're shopping.
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  Speaker 3: Is all you have is underwear?
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  Speaker 7: Stressful thing I've ever heard. And just to find out
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  Speaker 7: that the luggage was actually taken It never went on
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  Speaker 7: the boat, and I don't understand that part of it,
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  Speaker 7: but it was taken back by the company that shuttled
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  Speaker 7: us from.
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  Speaker 1: The They never took it off the bug. They never
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  Speaker 1: took it off they never did.
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  Speaker 5: It was off the bus. They just didn't tag.
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  Speaker 7: It instead of just putting it on the boat, which
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  Speaker 7: is the only boat at that port, and I would
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  Speaker 7: have found it. Then they took it back, but they
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  Speaker 7: just didn't have it tagg because I forgot to tag
• 14:32
  Speaker 7: the luggage. But you can get it tagged by them,
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  Speaker 7: but they forgot to tag it. So we left everything
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  Speaker 7: and we went onto the terminal.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so how did they how did how did everybody
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  Speaker 1: make it right for you?
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  Speaker 7: I mean, I guess it is what it is. They
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  Speaker 7: did give us some on board credits, not very much.
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  Speaker 7: I mean it covered just to enjoy our drinks, which
• 14:53
  Speaker 7: helped enjoy the cruise. But essentially they gave us some
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  Speaker 7: credits afterwards. But their claim was that it was not
• 14:59
  Speaker 7: that fault the insurance.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: You didn't get the insurance, yea, And the.
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  Speaker 7: Insurance would have covered your belongings if they got lost.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: But it's only a certain amount.
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  Speaker 7: You're found and it didn't disappear. But it was just
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  Speaker 7: the most stressful I can imagine. I've never been in
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  Speaker 7: a situation like that, and it was the most thing
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  Speaker 7: I've ever got.
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  Speaker 1: You made a mistake. You went shopping shopping in the Bahamas.
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  Speaker 1: You should have gone right over to the straw market
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: and you could have got your ten shirts, you got
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: some shorts. They I all would have had bahamas on them.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: Now you know, Mahammad down for about two or three days.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: You did.
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  Speaker 7: But even though they're like fifteen twenty bucks, you don't
• 15:30
  Speaker 7: have negotiate.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: I would have said, don't worry, be happy. Mom, Pretty lady,
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: Pretty lady.
• 15:36
  Speaker 7: You said, I mean I didn't have bathing suits nothing.
• 15:39
  Speaker 7: My husband had not been.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: So Michelle, this is so. This is what you did.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: You went up and said how much of the shirts?
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: And they said fifteen dollars and you said, okay, that's
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: not how you do it.
• 15:51
  Speaker 7: I was just spreading out. I want to get enough
• 15:53
  Speaker 7: clothes to get fired.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: But I love you, Yeah, he loved you.
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: Well.
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  Speaker 7: It was the worst experience.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: And I've never got fifteen dollars. Give me three search.
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  Speaker 7: I will never let my luggage be checked again. I
• 16:03
  Speaker 7: will carry it with me through the boat. I don't
• 16:05
  Speaker 7: care you.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: Hold on a second.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's awful.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: Wow. Four oh seven now one nine one o six
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  Speaker 1: seven eight seven seven now one nine one o six seven.
• 16:13
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• 16:18
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• 16:22
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• 16:28
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• 16:31
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• 16:34
  Speaker 4: Good morning, Hey, good morning, Johnny morning crew.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Okay, true story. What happened?
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: Okay, So I was I went to Virginia, Washington DC, Virginia,
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: my husband, my father was being buried in.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: The National Cemetery.
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: Cemetery, Yes, and it was a heartbreaking weekend. And on
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: the way back, the weather got so bad. I mean
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: for Floridians, it wasn't that. It was like wind and
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: rain and whatever. Washington d C. Goes down the entire
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: the entire airport, and I was thinking to myself, oh
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: my god, that's a Saturday afternoon in Florida. But all
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: I have to say, I was getting off the plane
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: and I was at the back of the plane. So
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: I was coming off with the flight attendants and I
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: called my husband and I was like, find me a room.
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: I can't get out of the city. And you can't
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: sleep in the airport there. You can't even lay your
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: head down. And so I call. I called him and
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: he was like, well, it's like one thousand dollars for
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: a sweep. I was like, well, if there's one book it,
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: I don't care what it is. I'm not gonna stream
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: around all night, like where am I going to go?
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: So he So the flight attendants couldn't get their their
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: the company they worked for couldn't get rooms either, And
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: I said, girls, I'm getting ready to get a suite.
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: You can come with me. And my husband went to
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: book it and it got booked right before he hit
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: the at the end closed the deal. And then the
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: flight attendants, they're person that takes care of their business,
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: books them rooms in Virginia and uh a limo ride
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: to Virginia to the hotel. And they looked over at
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: me and they said, come with us. We got an
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: extra room. So I got an extra room, I got
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: a free limo ride, I got a hotel stay and
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: free breakfast.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: Look at you, wow, but you know what, you extended
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: the kindness first and then they said.
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, they said get in well, because one of
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: their they had one person on their crew that was
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: like roamed off. Want to be part of want to
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: didn't want to be part of the crew. And they
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: said and they said, jump in. We got an extra room. Girl,
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: get in.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's that's pretty cool. That's that does sound like
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: have an adult film come with us, we're all flight.
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: Attendent, or like a Lifetime movie where they all get sex,
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: traffigate or something.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: Right, took all the fun out of that, I tell
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: you from Orlando, Victoria. Good morning. Wow, that took an
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: ugly turn. Good morning, Hi Victoria. True story happened to me.
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: What happened, True story happened to me, So I changed
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: it after I heard the whole story. True story happened
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: to me. One day, an inspection was a schedule in
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: the condle where I live. Okay, usually it's like some
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: people going in your apartment, even if you are or not.
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: I was in the apartment and then two policemen was
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: in the entrance. I saw it was inspection because I
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: usually I'm not at home.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: No, no, normally, normally Helo Victory inspections are done by
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: the maintenance person at the apartment Accomplix.
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: I don't know. Nobody was like your first responder like
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: with the alarm, with the emergency inspection. I opened the
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: door and I said, you guys are here for the inspection.
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: And I opened the door. I let them in and
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: then they say, no, we are here. Are you waiting
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: for us? And I'm like, yes, is this the inspection?
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: And they say no, we're here because your car was
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: used to commit across And I'm like, what just story
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: happening to me? Like? How come? I mean I rented
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: my car? By then my car was rented to a
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: person that I don't know because it was through a
• 20:31
  Speaker 5: friend of a friend.
• 20:32
  Speaker 7: Yes, and and.
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: They like interror gave me, like very badly me along
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: with my dog in my apartment. They like, I gave
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: them my phone. I'm like, I don't know what you
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: guys are talking about. This is all what I have.
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: And till then I still don't know what happened.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Well, good did you get arrested? Though you hold on
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: a second? Wow? Okay, wow, Okay, he thinks I get
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: that one. Yeah, we're already hooked up the first person. Yeah,
• 21:03
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• 21:07
  Speaker 1: All good stories this week