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EP 160 DMs Is Open · Kennel Talk Podcast

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What's up, What's up? Welcome to another episode of
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Kennel Top podcast, Your boy cadet, the Bow Legged assassin.
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And your boy DJ KG. What's happening, *** what's
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happening? Man chilling.
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Another day, another dollar, another $0.05 in some cases.
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Fuck you talking about brother. OK, I.
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Have no idea. Oh man, hope you guys enjoyed
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the last podcast. People was on my neck about
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like, you know how we used to do.
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We used to like record a bunch and then just save them and then
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just periodically drop them. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I feel like *** got way busier than we were a couple years ago,
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yeah. Yeah, no, dead ass, dead ass bro
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'cause we used to have some in the in in the chamber like 2-3
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episodes at a time type shit. But the bad thing with that is
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like when some shit pop off, it's like, damn, we can, we
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ain't even talk about it. Like you know what I mean?
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Right, we're behind it. Yeah, I ain't allowed the last
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episode. I forgot to talk about that
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Chris Brown concert. That shit was too fucking good,
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I ain't gonna lie. That's all I kept hearing.
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I love this. All I kept hearing.
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Yo no homo I could see and understand why the women love
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this *** like this is a fly ass red *** bro I ain't gonna hold
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like he a cool ass. Like he walked out on the stage
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and it was just like, I'm not gay, but like, I can understand.
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Wait, time the fuck out. Let me stop, let me stop, let me
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stop. You not gotta set the tone.
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Hey, I got to set the toll for our special guest today, man
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Like hey bro, I don't know how long I've known her but like
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she's wild as shit and I'm just thinking like why the fuck?
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I never invited her on the podcast but I hope it's going to
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be a great episode, man. Wait, I can say your real name
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'cause I usually ask people before but I'm a little rusty.
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It's been a while. You want a fake name or your
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regular name? My.
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Regular. Name.
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All right, welcome to the stage. Jasmine.
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Me stop Jasmine. Jasmine, what's happening?
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Jasmine She She started off the conversation with saying some
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wild shit and immediately I'm. Like wow, shit.
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Yeah, that's going to be a good one.
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I'm looking forward to this episode.
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What is up y'all how you doing? Yeah, welcome to the podcast,
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man. You know, we, we pop shit.
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Don't worry about filters, don't worry about cursing.
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You can do all of that shit. Yeah.
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Now if you, if you slip up and say a name, you want me to go
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back and take it out? Just let me know.
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What we usually do is a time stamp.
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We had a girl on here one time and she kept dropping names and
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when she would say it, I'll just be like 0253 still got in
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trouble for that episode, but you know, whatever.
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Yeah, fuck it. How you doing, jazz?
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How's life? You know, life, life is life.
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Then trying to leave Florida, try to move to Georgia, but that
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didn't work out too well yet. OK, that's still in the works,
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hopefully. And you know, outgrew Florida.
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You ain't fucking with her no more.
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I've been here since I was five. I am tired.
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You know, but. Why Georgia?
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It's like a state away. The only thing that's different
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about Georgia is that you got you get mountains and you get a
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cold, a little bit of cold weather you.
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Far, I feel like you far enough and still close enough.
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To be honest, I'm not mad at it. Yeah, yes.
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And we get seasons. Florida is just hurricane.
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Facts. Facts.
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Hurricanes hot. Hot Yeah.
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Holiday. Yeah.
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Like, I get what you're saying. Yeah, I, I got back to Canada
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and I'm like, OK, like, you know, over here got some real
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nice views and shit like that. But it is different when you
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this fall and you see like the color changes in the trees and
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shit like that, you know? Yeah, yeah.
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Make you happier. It sometimes it does, but they
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can. It can also get gloomy.
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It can also get gloomy because when it's cold and it starts
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killing everything, like, yeah, it's a little different.
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Yeah, 'cause Halloween, as soon as Halloween, I used to just
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live up north as soon as Halloween come around or or
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Thanksgiving, I already know it's fall and it's it's cold.
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It like you bring out to jacket. I love the cold.
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I mean, so I grew up in I was born down here, but I grew up in
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West Virginia. So even though it was only for
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five years, my family is originally from up there when we
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would go visit. I just loved seeing the fall
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leaves the you know, you can you feel the seasons change here.
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If I was blind, I wouldn't know what the fuck, and if nobody
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could tell me, I wouldn't know what the fuck is going on.
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I just be out here just like, well, it's still slumber.
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Yeah, pretty much. I mean, Orlando, Orlando gets a
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little nippy, though. I'm not going to say that.
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Like when you go to like the South Floridas, that should just
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be hot at night. During the day it's just hot
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bro. Yeah, it's cold today.
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It's cold today, 55°. I mean, for some it's it's, it's
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like 55 that ain't cold. But it's 23 over this bitch. 23
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with fucking wind bro. Damn, 20 Yeah, yeah, you can
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hold that. Coldest damn about.
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I'm about to invest in some some heating gloves.
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Like I could charge them and heat my hands for this shoveling
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I'm about to do in January and February.
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So. Yeah.
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And I I digress. There's too many rules with
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being in cold weather. I'm not gonna lie like
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summertime is. Just make sure your AC working
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and drink your water. That's it.
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The cold. Too many rules.
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If you turn your heater off for too long, you could bust pipes
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out here like shit. Crazy bro.
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Right bro, that's. Wild as fuck because I almost
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did that shit, but we gonna leave that.
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I'm sure that's. Expensive too, to.
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Fix and I thank God I came back home before that shit happened
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because fuck damn I thought I feel like they would have sent
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me home after that but anyway all right guys the pipes you
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want to bust say it again I. Said Cadet said those are not
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the pipes you want to bust. See pipes.
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See. Wait.
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I don't want to bust no pipes. Hold on.
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That sounds crazy. You.
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Don't want to bust no pipes. Oh, is that, is that a girl
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thing? I don't know, I'm sorry.
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I don't know, but after what I said I don't know.
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I got to pause everything at this point.
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Yeah, it's so hard to call this game with tonight.
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Bro, just pause, pause everything shit.
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All right, so we're going to start off with the ice break of
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the day. This is for everybody.
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Then I'm going to ask a different part of it as well.
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So how long do you think how that drink hit me?
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Alright, How long do you think guys?
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Do you think foreplay should last?
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I still fuck that word. Are you going to sleep?
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I, I just feel like foreplay depends on your partner, like
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who you wait, 'cause there's some people that can, that can
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match your, your freakiness and foreplay can go 30 minutes, 40
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minutes grand. And then there's some people
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just like, yo, just just lick it a little bit and I'm gonna lick
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yours. I'm gonna suck yours a little
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bit and we're gonna get to it. You know what I'm saying?
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And then there's, there's your performers, like I know you
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ain't about foreplay, but when it's my turn, I'm performing,
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you know what I mean? So I think it all depends.
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I don't, I don't put a number behind it, but I if I had to say
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25 minutes. OK.
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God damn. Yeah, go ahead Jack.
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Us backs, *** Go ahead, Jazz, I will let you ask.
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I mean for me, I would say 5 minutes and that is if I, yeah,
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I mean to, for me personally, you can look at me the right
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way. Only somebody like.
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Let her look at you. Hey, hey, hey, now you ain't
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even look this *** blinking this ass off.
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I wish. Now, hey, look into her eyes.
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Put your eyes on the camera. Can you see her eyes?
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Can you see this? Oh, yeah, it's over.
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I don't know how she ain't pregnant yet.
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Well, I swear to God. And then you got the eyes.
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She got the eyes that you just be like fuck it because I.
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Smoked the *** like nut in me and I swear to God I'll beat
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your ass. And I believe her.
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I believe her. I believe her.
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Yeah. Wow.
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Alright. I'm sorry.
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Continue. You said.
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OK. You said for you.
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If they look at you. OK, Continue.
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Yeah, so like it doesn't take for me it's let's say I'm not in
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the mood, right, I say 5 minutes top, but once it's clean up on
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our two, it's time to play in and out.
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So burger. So so damn.
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So I like this one. So I I I will say this though,
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after reading and and doing some research because I'll be there.
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Can I get my answer? *** no.
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No, I'm a I'm a comment on what she says.
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It it does take it does take. I don't know if most people
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notice it takes 12 minutes for any kind of, I want to say blood
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flow to go or. To go where?
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It's for 12 minutes. To go where full blood flow like
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to go where your apartment parts?
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Fuck no *** the fuck. 12 minutes is crazy. 12 minutes 12.
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Minutes. 12 minutes of foreplay takes 12 minutes of foreplay in
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order for you to be fully have a full blood flow.
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And that means that you know how when *** be like, Oh yeah, I'm
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hard, I'm ready to go. And they'd be piping, piping,
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piping, piping, boom, busting up right?
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No, to be fool you to be ready to go to not have to worry about
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no, you know, pre nuts or Oh my gosh, this shit was so good.
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My bad. Who was part of these studies?
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That's what I want to know. Who was in charge of these
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studies? I mean, I I didn't go down that
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far what I'm saying. I'll have an answer for you next
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time. That's kind of wild.
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So for me, I feel like foreplay. So you know I was talking to my
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wife about this earlier, right? Like her beautiful ass.
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Thank you, appreciate you. So with her and our two kids
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now, like ain't no motherfucking foreplay.
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Hey, we got to get it. How we can get it.
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Let's go sitting on. The.
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Hands. So let's get this shit cracking.
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But in our heyday, or even in my heyday, pre pre wife, whatever,
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I feel like I agree with Jasmine, bro, like 5-10 minutes.
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Anything more than that is what are we doing right now, bro?
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I feel like if a girl is into you, you should be trying to
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fuck somebody that's into you. And I feel like it doesn't take
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more than 10 minutes for a person that's in you to to get
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to that point. And four plays.
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OK, So before play should last as long as the one like when you
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get to the point where she's like pulling you up or she's
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grabbing yo, you feel me? It's time to go.
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You feel time to go. It's time to go.
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OK. So So what you're saying is
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basically 4 plays for is for women.
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That's that's what I'm trying. That's what it sounds.
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Like I mean because for me, yes, because I I still hey, if you,
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if the air hits me the wrong way, I'm up.
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You feel me. So I say for me, like for me, I
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don't need 4, but I have a great imagination.
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You feel me like we good. Like if I know what's going
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down, I'm good to go. As long as you're with no stink
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breath or stink pussy, we good. So would you say that foreplay
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is pretty much used used for arousal purposes and once you're
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aroused it doesn't matter you're you're good to go to send third
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or cause some people use foreplay as a part of sex like
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it's not It's not. What?
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OK, what's foreplay? What's foreplay?
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Foreplay is. What you do to?
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It's almost like, what when? OK, so when animals are trying
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to get other animals to be aroused, they go.
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They start rubbing themselves on each other to get the mood going
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right. But we're not talking about oral
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then. We're talking foreplay could be
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whatever, whatever, for whatever, whatever you use, your
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mouth, your hands, your toys, that's foreplay.
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Whatever it is that you bring to the bedroom.
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So my thing is this, if you're only using foreplay for arousal
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purposes, cool. 5 minutes. 10 minutes.
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Alright, he's up, she's wet. Cool, let's go.
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Right What they using? Foreplay for for part of the sex
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me me. Personally I use foreplay as
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part of the sex like that's. Like I don't even think about
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eating pussy as foreplay. I feel like kissing, kissing on
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the neck maybe if you rubbing you feel me like I feel like
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that's foreplay, but like if you get the eating and sucking like
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we this is sex at this point. Yeah, but but it, it could be
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kissing, it could be massages, it could be, it could be you
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playing with toys, it could be you playing with, with cream.
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It could be, you know what I'm saying, playing with hot, cold.
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So if liquids don't into your body in any way, it's not
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foreplay. Let's say that if her if her
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pussy juices don't get in there and you know what I'm saying?
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Like if it's no oral or like penile vaginal intercourse, I
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don't think that's part of foreplay.
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I feel like kissing. Some people, some people would
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disagree. Some people would say foreplay
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is giving, giving head sexual like, you know, oral, you know.
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'Cause then it's called oral sex for a reason.
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So it's sex, you know what I'm saying?
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Like I'm just saying. I guess it's a touchy line.
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I don't know. I don't know.
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I guess it's a touchy line 'cause you got people that go
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into character buying, buying, you know, lingerie and and whip
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and creating a mood. Whips, you said.
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A waste of money. Yeah, lingerie is a waste of
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money. So you OK?
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You ain't never did role play or nothing like that.
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No. Really.
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Why do you? Think it's a waste of money
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though. OK so perfect example, I had an
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ex of mines. I'm going to talk shit real
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quick 'cause fuck him. But this is actually.
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So we broke up. Not this recent one but one from
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like I think it was like 20 years, I don't remember, but he
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broke up with me because I didn't do anything to spice up
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our sex life. He's eight years older than me
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and he liked lingerie. *** go buy it.
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Eight years older, that *** from the old school I only give.
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Yeah. So like, I don't mind it, but I
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it's not necessary. Islands.
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OK. Oh, that goes for that question.
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I. Yeah, right.
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He goes perfect in the. Middle but OK, he.
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Wanted me to, you know, do the whole lingerie thing.
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I was like, all right, cool, prove the point.
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We go to Fairvilla, he picks out something that he likes.
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I put it on. Yeah.
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It's like a fishnet from head to toe.
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This shit was not on me for 2 minutes and you ripped the shit
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off. Waste some money, but it's.
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See, see, that's that's the scene, though.
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See you know, lingerie is for men.
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It's not for you. It's for men.
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And The thing is, I always I always say this.
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I feel like women should dress up sex.
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Nobody wants to just come in a room, be like I spread it wide
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open here, eat this, suck this, you know what I'm saying?
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It's you supposed to dress it up, you supposed to come through
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the door. You know, arousal is not only
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touch. Sometimes arousal is sight.
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You know what I'm saying? And they don't necessarily
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always have to be lingerie. It could be a two piece set.
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It could be like G string and some and some and a bra that
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titties just. Out.
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Give me a big T-shirt with the booty cheek hanging out the
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bottom. I'm good to go.
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Whatever, whatever it is that you deem, whatever it is that
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you deem dressing up sex, nobody just wants it.
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Like, OK, once in a blue moon, all right here and there, all
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right, cool. But like, if I get off of work
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and you trying to get me aroused, you know what I'm
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saying? And massages in there, like put
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on something sexy, cook some den type shit.
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Give me like, OK, fuck this sake.
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I'm about to get some, you know what I'm saying?
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Like type shit. Like it, don't it don't.
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It don't cost much. You Victoria's Secret pick.
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Two, it don't cost me. Victoria's Secret don't cost
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much. Not not at the outlet.
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They got $5 pennies. Hold on.
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OK, I I might get in trouble for this question.
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I might get in trouble. Exactly.
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I might get in trouble for this question.
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Jasmine, you can answer. You cannot answer.
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How big are your breasts then? I'm just trying to prove a
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point. So whoever listens to this, do
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not fucking get me in trouble. I'm just trying to prove a
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point. Right.
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Please don't. I don't want to.
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No, no, I'm good. I'm good.
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Go ahead. I'm a triple D.
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OK, so now when you think about that in the prices of Victoria's
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Secret, exactly right, the price goes all the way up.
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Less they got any size fits all I'm telling you 5-10 dollars.
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And she said, hey, she's a woman.
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She says it, don't *** So. I'm going, I'm gonna take a
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picture. I'm gonna take a picture at the
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outlets. I'm gonna show y'all, 'cause
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they got, they got this little jars and like boxes and they got
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them labeled. Who he was buying that for?
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Excel. I know you heard me.
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It'll I'm sorry you're breaking up.
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I'm sorry. You're breaking up.
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I'm just saying like it's a lot. It's a lot.
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That's. There that you can, you can
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spice it up. I mean even if it's just like a
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robe type shit, it don't even like like like Cadet said, it
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don't even got to be all that. I could do a good good little
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silk roll. And some penis titties.
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Some good looking thongs, yeah, you know.
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What I'm saying like you don't even got to be a.
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Relationship, Sir. I'm sorry, huh?
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I want to be respectful. I want to be respectful.
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No, go, go. Go for it.
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Go. For it, go for it.
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Go for it. Because I was going to say, if
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you find my size, I will wear that shit and take a picture for
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you to prove a point to prove. To prove what?
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That it don't fit. It's me, I promise.
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I can even find nothing that sits below the waist.
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Yeah. So, so would you OK, so would
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you consider yourself would you consider yourself what a BBL?
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I mean a BBL BBW I. Think it's that BBL.
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I'm getting there. If I keep eating away, I'm
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eating, yeah. So you, you know how they you
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know how for men they got, they got the big and tall stores this
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*** for women they have, they have BBW like lingerie type
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shit. I'm still young.
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Lame bright she's right yo. Anyway trying to shopping.
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No fucking lame bright *** that that's the shit you putting on
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when you in the retirement hole trying to freak some shit up bro
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like. All I'm saying is good a good
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decent sized bra matching panties you good to go.
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You ain't really got to do much bro.
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If you want to, if you want to be experimented, cut out the the
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crotch. Area what you say, what you said
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doesn't you'd? Be all right.
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What you were saying doesn't. I said he don't want to play
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dirty. He saw he just skipped over that
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and said, Nah, but taking us. Elaine Bryant, You.
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Know what I'm saying? Like sometimes it's, but again,
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it's not for you. It's for the man.
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You know what I'm saying? Definitely anyway, so it's it's
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kind of like, you know, you got to do what you got to do all.
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Right. So we're going to bring back
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some focus to to Jasmine again. You kind of answered this
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already. Have you ever dated a Caribbean
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man? That is all I seem to attract.
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Yes. Wow.
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Yeah. What's the what's the what's
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your pros though? I love it.
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OK, good job. Good job, good job.
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What's your what's your pros and cons so far?
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I Cleanliness. What you mean that's a pro or
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con? Just that's a pro, OK, that's a
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pro, OK, a pro Cleanliness, just how they're raised, even if
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they're raised in a single household, like just with their
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mom, it's how they treat women. Like I'll definitely always
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hands down very respectful when it comes to that and in the
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pension say. That louder?
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That's very respectful. I have yet to.
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They clean their they clean their plates.
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That's good. That's good.
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That's zero. That's good.
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Have you had you dealt? Have you dated A Haitian man?
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I've never. So what's your thing?
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Jamaican. What would they have they been?
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I've dated Jamaican, I've dated somebody from Saint Thomas,
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just. Saint Thomas, Wow, how was the
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Saint Thomas? You know, I lived there for a
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little. Saint Thomas was the one that
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broke up with me because I didn't wear no lingerie.
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I could see that the *** a little different.
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They look sensitive. They.
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Look suss. How about that?
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They look suss. Yeah, you could say that.
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You know, shout out to my homies though, but not y'all but
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everybody else. But it's a little different out
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there, man. They get in their feelings real
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quick over some, like over some shit.
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Yeah, they'd be beefing with girls low key, right?
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It's weird out there sometimes. Like, yeah, it's like.
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Do you hate me a little bit? Yeah, yeah, maybe he wanted to
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wear the lingerie and you fucking, you know, I don't know,
20:25
I mean. Everybody's different, I think.
20:28
I think where you come from and and what what's what you deem as
20:32
your arousal, maybe maybe somebody introduced him to to
20:35
lingerie and he's like every single time he he want to see it
20:39
or he that's the way he's going to get, you know, aroused like
20:43
again, lingerie is not for the woman, it's for the man.
20:46
Now if you. I've had girls that wore like
20:48
wifey, of course, but like I've had all the girls that wore
20:51
lingerie and it wasn't like a deal breaker.
20:53
It was just like, OK, I appreciate it, but you know, I'm
20:55
still going to take the clothes off.
20:56
It's. Not a deal.
20:57
It's not a deal breaker. But when you're with somebody
20:59
and that's your only, that's your only pie.
21:02
You need some. You need to spice.
21:04
It up a little bit, you know. Not every night, every night.
21:07
You're not going to want to have spaghetti and meatballs every
21:10
fucking night. Like it's good.
21:12
But I mean, give me a little some, some, you know, some fish
21:17
in that motherfucker. So the pros, the pros fish is
21:20
crazy. That's a country.
21:22
Shit, that's some country. I ain't never had that, though.
21:25
I ain't had. That yet see got your.
21:28
Right, I don't know, it sounds kind of weird.
21:31
Okay so your pros are the cleanliness how they treat
21:34
women? I ain't never heard nobody say
21:36
how they treat women. They usually say they'd be
21:38
playlist. I think they treat them, but I
21:39
mean, I haven't. I would say I've always had a
21:41
respect. OK, that's good.
21:43
That's your experience. To opening the door type shit
21:45
like be ready to accustom yeah. You know, they they still yeah,
21:48
yeah, Caribbean men still are gentlemen is just, you know,
21:51
they get a lot of Flack for the for the whole ISM, you know,
21:53
that's. Yes, they are womanizers.
21:56
That that that, right? What?
21:58
Is a womanizer. A man look in the mirror, ***
22:01
that. That genesis.
22:09
He's just got a thing about him. He's.
22:10
Got a thing where like, you look at a woman and she's just like.
22:14
That's all. My God.
22:15
Kind of. Like that's it.
22:17
That's that's all the womanizer is.
22:19
No, I. Mean but not, but not just that.
22:21
It's the look and then you get the woman as well, like.
22:25
So getting the woman is a problem.
22:28
If you're with somebody, hell yes.
22:32
So that's, that's that that ideally makes the person a
22:36
womanizer. That's what you're saying.
22:38
Where it's like, it's not just OK I'm.
22:42
I don't know what you're saying. I say this womanizer, a
22:48
wandering eye. Wandering Eye.
22:50
Everybody can wonder. That's not like a ladies man.
22:52
That's not like a ladies man. That's what I'm saying.
22:55
Like man, ladies man. Is a womanizer.
22:57
Yeah, there you go. It could be this.
22:58
So maybe they're just two different.
23:00
I feel like okay, like a ladies man is just like they cool with
23:03
the girls, but then like a womanizer is like they sealing
23:05
the deal. That's.
23:07
I will look at it like that yes it's like you have like a you
23:10
put him in a Tran, so she's like I gotta have this man, even
23:13
though I know I shouldn't you're making me want you type of it's.
23:16
Like that Velvet? Cake.
23:17
It's a man. It's a man.
23:18
'S fault at 10:00 PM. Here we go, listening.
23:22
It might be his daddy's fault, I don't know, but.
23:25
It might be. Daddy was a Rolling Stone, you
23:27
feel me? But you know what you know, with
23:30
great, with great powers come great responsibility.
23:35
Literally. Hey, so OK, well, where were
23:38
your cons? The womanizer part, right?
23:42
Yeah, that I don't think, correct me if I'm wrong.
23:47
They'd be having a lot of kids, y'all.
23:50
I think I think that's a deal breaker for a lot of people.
23:52
Men are more. Fruitful and multiply.
23:55
Listen, I made sure that I was married before I let any of
23:57
these seeds come out of here. What the hell?
23:58
No. OK, I went trying to have 5-6
24:01
kids, 345. And that's why I keep a Plan B
24:04
in my top drawer. You wouldn't do a birth, You
24:10
wouldn't do birth control, You wouldn't do birth control.
24:13
Never. Been on birth control?
24:14
Never. Girl you're living a wildlife,
24:16
you got Plan B on deck, you just do that shit.
24:21
Even wifey just did that shit. I'm finna shoot the fuck out
24:24
that club but what the hell. I just, I don't like the, well,
24:29
the side effects that I've heard and everybody's like, Oh yeah,
24:31
everybody's body's different. I don't want to be the lucky 1
24:33
you. Want to find out like?
24:35
This fucking crazy ass acne and now I'm schizophrenic like.
24:38
That would be. Me, you know what I'm saying?
24:40
Like that would be something that could happen to me of all
24:42
people. I don't want to be looking at
24:44
old pictures like no I used to. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:46
You know, like. Speaking of old pictures.
24:49
I'll just Jesus is my birth control.
24:52
Amen. Hello.
24:55
Yeah. Yeah, my niece and that's.
24:58
Useful. What?
25:00
Oh, OK, that's what you're saying.
25:01
That's 11 and a month. Nah. 11.
25:04
Well, how many siblings? I know you always post your
25:06
brother, but how many siblings do you have?
25:07
I have 3. 33 and they got all the kids.
25:12
Yeah, my brother. My oldest brother has 6 and my
25:15
sister has two and my youngest brother has three.
25:18
The oldest brother, that's the one that's like the coach or the
25:21
trainer. Yeah, the.
25:22
Basketball. From one woman.
25:26
Yes, from one woman. Yeah, great, Great job, Great
25:29
job. That's good.
25:29
That's good, yeah. Yeah, oh wait, that's the wrong.
25:32
He stayed with 1. He wasn't spreading it around.
25:34
He's. That's good.
25:36
I'm proud of that for sure. Hey, hey, hey, man.
25:39
To you, to you women out here with all these kids.
25:47
Yeah. This is this is not the thoughts
25:49
of our guest. This is the thoughts of Cadet.
25:52
I don't give a fuck, OK? All these fucking kids.
25:57
I ain't gonna lie. Two or three with two or three
26:01
kids. Cool.
26:03
When you get past three kids and with multiple baby daddy.
26:07
What age you got to repent? You got to repent, bro.
26:12
There's a problem. And then the worst problem is
26:13
the *** that still trying to fuck you without a condom.
26:16
This bitch is fertile as fuck. What are we doing?
26:19
What are we doing? Anyway, I digress.
26:20
I digress. All right, so the next help.
26:24
I agree. Yeah.
26:25
Facts How soon after a breakup should you give that guy in the
26:28
DM's a chance? All right, from experience
26:32
currently because I broke up, I broke up with my.
26:38
Oh, you broke up with him? See, I broke up with him and
26:41
I've never done that. If you if you don't mind me
26:43
asking, why did you break over? Because I always break.
26:45
Up. I'm transparent.
26:47
We were together for five years. I live by myself.
26:53
You see this hand, no ring on it, you no babies, no house.
27:00
What what are we doing? You know, and I and I'm a very
27:02
patient person, but I have to work on I'm 35 so I can't I'm
27:06
not giving nobody else five years.
27:07
You know what I'm saying? This is it, you know, this is my
27:10
cut off *** because the last one, the one from Saint Thomas,
27:13
that was three to four years around.
27:16
So that was my 20s. I gave this man my 30s and I'm
27:19
just like we're not moving forward.
27:21
You know, my lease is up. What are we doing?
27:23
And my are we moving in together?
27:25
Are we? Oh, I'll let you know.
27:26
I'll let you know. And I'm just like.
27:27
Pause. I'll let you know that's that's
27:29
a red flag in itself. You should know.
27:31
You know, I'll let you know. It's crazy.
27:33
So I was like, yeah, I'm good. But the reason for the breakup,
27:39
though, what triggered it was he had this tendency of doing this
27:43
thing when he gets mad. And this is probably terrible.
27:46
I'm even admitting this, but he has this thing where he'll
27:49
ignore me. Like we get into an argument, I
27:51
like to talk about it. I don't give a fuck how
27:52
uncomfortable it is. Let's talk about it.
27:55
Don't ignore me. That is a trigger, you know.
27:57
Swear to God I hate being ignored.
28:00
Trigger like don't ignore and he ignored he we had got into a
28:05
fight year like let's say the second year into our
28:07
relationship, he ignored me for three weeks.
28:09
I'm talking about no. God damn they gonna say 3 days
28:12
fuck. Listen.
28:14
Shit. 3 fucking weeks? No, that's crazy.
28:17
And then there was another time, we thought it was 2 weeks, it
28:19
was a week, whatever. Whatever he started to work on,
28:21
he got. Better.
28:22
Yeah, yeah, yeah. People, I'm cool, but it's ammo.
28:26
Not that I'm going to deliberately do it back to you,
28:28
but I want you to give me the same grace one day if I need
28:31
space, you know what I'm saying? So before I had broken up with
28:35
him, we had, you know, had a little conversation.
28:38
I was just kind of getting frustrated with him because I'm
28:40
like, it's not going nowhere. I'm getting really, you know,
28:42
tired. So, and I was telling him about
28:44
it. He didn't say nothing on the
28:45
phone, so I went four days of not speaking to him.
28:48
Now that's me not speaking to you.
28:50
If you would have called me, if you would have texted me, if you
28:53
would have chased, you would have answered.
28:54
I would have. Answered.
28:55
You know what I'm saying? I just needed to pull back to
28:58
see how the how you really feel about me.
29:00
You know what I'm? Saying got to test shit
29:01
sometimes. You know, I just want to ask him
29:03
to see if you really fuck with me.
29:05
Nothing says nothing to me. September 1st my dumb ass.
29:09
Because again, I can't be not talking to my *** for too long.
29:12
I called him. He wants to talk about why I
29:15
haven't spoken to him in four days and I'm like, can we go?
29:17
Back. So wait, so he brought it up.
29:19
He brought up why you haven't. Spoken.
29:20
He was like, oh, oh, but that, that's the crazy part.
29:23
OK, so I did go see Chris Brown in Atlanta that same weekend.
29:26
OK, so we went to the Atlanta show.
29:28
I. Did that shit was so lit bro
29:30
fuck it was so they had everybody at that one, but go
29:34
ahead it. Was well, I didn't get to go to
29:36
that one. I went to the one that had
29:38
nobody. There was no guests.
29:39
Nobody. Oh, so you went earlier in his?
29:42
Yeah, I went in August. OK, OK, OK, OK.
29:44
The last weekend of August. I ain't know he went there
29:46
twice. God damn he's.
29:48
Getting there twice because because the show was so good.
29:51
It was amazing. Definitely.
29:53
He's a great performer. 10 for 10.
29:56
But I went up there and of course it was kind of it was
29:59
perfect because I'm like, I'm in Atlanta, I get some time to
30:01
myself. I went over there fucking with
30:02
nobody, like I'm still in a relationship.
30:03
I'm not on the shit or nothing like that.
30:05
But he wanted to talk about that like, oh, you weren't trying to
30:10
act like I was doing something suspicious because I'm in
30:12
Atlanta. I haven't spoken to you.
30:14
And I'm just like, first of all, no.
30:16
But let's talk about the real issue here.
30:18
Like I went four days because I needed space to myself.
30:20
I needed time to myself. And I wanted to see where your
30:23
head was at and if he was really going to stay here, face me.
30:26
Now I'm not going to lie, he did call me one time the next
30:28
morning after when I went on the whole raid, like not speaking
30:32
anything. I didn't pick up because I need
30:36
you to call me two more times. I don't do that too much.
30:39
See, two more. Wait, wait time.
30:42
The fuck? Hey, this is Girl Math.
30:44
Girl math. You know what I'm?
30:46
Saying I just need two more times.
30:48
Because the story you guys go ahead, but I'm I'm you need you
30:53
need it. You need him to call two more
30:54
times. Go ahead, I need it.
30:56
Two more times, because that would have let me know OK, this
30:59
is still my *** anyways. He didn't.
31:02
So when we were on the phone, I was like, you know, I just need
31:05
a space. This man goes, oh, yeah, you
31:06
need a space. Well, now I need space.
31:09
Oh, he's petty handle well what what what island was he from?
31:13
Or his people. He's.
31:14
African. Then my buddy, why are you
31:16
acting like that? Exactly.
31:18
Supposed to be stronger than that.
31:19
That's real petty. I ain't a lot.
31:20
That's that's yeah, very. Petty.
31:22
He he, he has a very strong will and that's what he is.
31:25
I don't. Know if y'all believe in signs
31:27
and stuff? He's an Aries, very much
31:28
stubborn. Very.
31:30
I believe in my sign, and I believe that Sages are the
31:33
fucking terrorists of the world. That's the only things I believe
31:35
in. Agreed.
31:38
Fucking agreed. But I'm just kidding.
31:40
I'm kidding. I'll get it.
31:42
Why are we What? What you say I ain't even here.
31:44
What you say I'm? Kidding, I said why are y'all
31:46
still here? But that was a joke.
31:47
That was a joke. Y'all haven't bothered me Nan,
31:49
I'm just joking. OK?
31:51
So yeah, when he did that, that was it for me because I was
31:54
like, so I take 4 days, you've taken 3 weeks, you've taken a
31:58
week, you've taken so many times of a break for me.
32:02
And mind you, in those weeks or something, he was talking to me.
32:04
I was still sending him text messages, still trying to talk
32:07
to him like a dumbass. But again, I'm a communicator.
32:10
I fight for what I want. And if this is my relationship,
32:12
if I got like the dumb ass bitch, I'm like the dumb ass
32:14
bitch for my man. Not, yeah, Not for some random
32:17
guy, yeah. For.
32:18
Sure. You know, So when he did that, I
32:21
was like, fuck you. You don't have the same grace
32:25
for me that I have for you and that I've had for you this whole
32:28
time. What was his reaction?
32:33
I told him I was like, take all the space we need because we're
32:35
done. I ended the call.
32:37
He did not call. He didn't say nothing.
32:38
You know what he did? That *** three weeks again and
32:41
then reached out. When I tell you to the date it
32:44
was sick three weeks to the we stopped talking Monday.
32:48
Kind of shitty guy going on. September 22nd, 3 weeks later on
32:54
the Monday. The fact that you remember is
32:56
crazy. 'Cause it was sick, yeah, he
32:59
texts. Me 2:30 in the morning.
33:01
A long ass paragraph as if picking up from the last
33:04
conversation. And they get 3.
33:06
He needed three weeks to reply. I'm just sitting here.
33:10
He must have been on his Drake shit 2. 30 in the morning, Yeah,
33:13
that *** was drinking something. Sending and sending and sending
33:16
and sending and sending and I'm just like what the fuck?
33:20
Yeah, 3 weeks later, you kind of probably already at this point
33:23
Listen, you know it takes 21 days to break, you know, a
33:25
habit. So you know.
33:27
Yeah, you was like. Yeah, for you, I'm saying.
33:30
So you probably seen that shit. Like what the fuck?
33:32
Yeah, it was crazy. But by that time he had replied
33:35
to me and sent me that message. We broke up September 1st.
33:38
I have somebody digging in these guts by September 8th because
33:42
don't play with me. I.
33:51
Will spit my drink out. Hey, hey, that's slower than me.
33:57
When I broke up with with Shorty *** within that hour that I
34:01
left, I was just trying to. I was just somebody else's guts
34:06
and that was me still. Giving them grace.
34:07
Right, right, right. I can believe that.
34:09
Still I was like, let me give him a couple days, but when the
34:13
*** is. In.
34:14
The yeah, let me, let me go ahead and see what I've only
34:18
been fucking with you for five years.
34:20
Yeah, that's a long time too. You putting the pussy up?
34:22
You feel me? It's like, let me dust this
34:24
stuff like this dust off real quick.
34:26
You know what I mean? You know?
34:28
Yeah, *** be forgetting their girl.
34:30
Like you, you got at the girl because you found her attractive
34:33
and then you forget that she's attractive and like you're not
34:36
the only person that finds her attractive.
34:38
You know what I'm? Saying you know the sad part
34:39
though is that when they do that shit it makes you feel
34:41
unattractive because then it's like.
34:43
I must ain't got it. Nobody feel good that you can.
34:46
Sit like that, that you can still not put a ring on my
34:48
finger. Still not, you know what I'm
34:51
saying, to your future with me. But then tell me that you see a
34:53
future with me. You, you, you kind of sound like
34:56
me, though. It sound like you was always in
34:57
a relationship. Low key.
34:59
I was always in a relationship because you said your previous
35:03
one was like 3-4 years and then this one was 5.
35:04
But me, I had this thing about two years.
35:09
It's like when I get to the two years, like shit just start
35:11
crumbling. I don't know what it is.
35:14
Like I got a curse. Obviously I'd have made the past
35:16
two years with this one, but before this *** it'd be like,
35:21
what? It's 24 months, I get to like 22
35:24
would be like damn, I don't know if I'm really feeling her like
35:26
that. I don't like the way she sleep
35:29
at night. It'd be stupid shit bro, but
35:33
it'd be making sense to me like that.
35:34
I don't know if I can do it this forever, you know, like I don't
35:37
know. So making sense, Go ahead.
35:40
Going back to your story, when you said that you you saw him
35:43
call, but you had to take two more days.
35:46
You can. Get that part, God.
35:47
Damn. Call two more times after.
35:49
That 02 more two more times so So I got a story.
35:52
So cuz girls. Math.
35:54
Don't be math like at all. Right, I want you to do some
35:57
extra work to get back I. Work in a nursing home and
36:03
there's this one lady. She's always your husband,
36:05
always your husband. Husband.
36:06
And one day, husband is out and about, you know, he's probably
36:11
doing something. She hasn't heard from him.
36:13
No calls, no nothing. She's frantic.
36:16
I'm going to, I'm going to the room.
36:17
She's to go. I don't want to do anything.
36:19
I don't want to do anything. I haven't heard from my husband
36:21
all day long. I don't know what's going on.
36:23
I don't know what's wrong with him.
36:25
So we get in the elevator. I'm like, OK, well, don't worry,
36:28
he might call for sure. We in the elevator.
36:31
Her phone goes on. Her phone goes.
36:34
She picks up the phone. She goes.
36:36
She goes, oh, that's him. No, before she pick up the
36:38
phone. Oh, that's him.
36:39
She pick ups the phone. Me.
36:41
I'm thinking she's going, honey, where are you at?
36:43
I've been worried. She picks up the phone and she
36:46
goes. Why?
36:48
Haven't you picked up the? Phone, where have you been?
36:50
He goes, honey, I was just getting some medicine, I don't
36:53
want to hear that and bangs on him.
37:00
It's a game we want to see you chase.
37:02
See you. Were crying.
37:04
You were crying, crying. See.
37:06
Fuck no. Crying.
37:08
Fucking over. And then the minute he tells you
37:11
he was just picking up medicine. I'm not into those games.
37:14
I'm not into those fucking games though.
37:16
I'm. Going to tell y'all a funny
37:17
story. I can't, I don't, I can't
37:19
explain some math that it it makes sense to us.
37:23
It's probably going to sound toxic.
37:24
I was in the 1st grade, first grade.
37:26
What the fuck first? Grade and I have a dad in my
37:32
life. My dad is very active so I don't
37:33
know what the. Fuck this shit is maybe it's my.
37:35
Mom, But there was this little boy in my class and his name was
37:39
Michael. I forget his last name, I think
37:41
it was Green, but his name, I know his first name was Michael
37:42
for sure. And he used to play with this
37:46
little girl on the playground. He loved chasing her, right?
37:48
One day she was out sick, thank God.
37:50
And I was like, now it's my time chase, now you're going to chase
37:56
me. So we're running on the
37:59
playground, right? And I get tired for fake tired.
38:03
And I sit down and he gets so sad when I tell you I ate that
38:06
shit up. How do you remember this?
38:09
Y'all toxic as fuck because why the fuck do you remember that
38:11
shit dog? I would.
38:13
Run again and I'm running. I'll sit down and like, I'm so
38:15
tired. And he's like please.
38:20
What the fuck? Hey that's foul bro.
38:24
Damn my daughter gonna do that shit to somebody.
38:26
In their system bro. My daughter gonna do this shit
38:28
to somebody one day like y'all this is crazy 'cause God damn
38:32
that's crazy. Bro from first grade is wild as
38:35
hell. Dog.
38:36
I ain't holding. I was.
38:37
Like, yeah, *** you like to play Chase, I got a game for you.
38:40
Damn, So what? OK, before I go to the next
38:43
topic, what's the longest you've ever been single?
38:49
Maybe a year. Yeah, maybe a maybe a year.
38:54
A year because. Even even when I broke up with
38:57
that previous one, we were still, we weren't together.
39:01
But my thing is us like truly letting go, right?
39:04
So I was still going over there and we were still fucking and we
39:08
were still going out on dates because that was my like, I'm
39:10
not going to lie, I loved hanging out with him.
39:12
You know what I'm saying? Like even though we didn't work
39:14
out, I loved hanging out with him.
39:16
So we were like Marvel. Heads where he at?
39:18
Where he at? It seemed like the only problem
39:20
is lingerie. Where he at?
39:21
Is he? Is he with anybody?
39:24
We don't even OK I'm speed I'm speed through that really quick
39:28
worked up with me because he said that I was too jealous
39:30
again mind you 8 years apart I'm still learning you're.
39:33
Not being a baby, but you're. Saying like I'm young, you got
39:36
different experiences and also military.
39:40
He was military, military. Yeah, told.
39:45
Me. He didn't want to get married.
39:46
He didn't want no more children. Dale.
39:50
Strict the lawyer. Y'all want to guess what this
39:52
*** did three years later? Married and got kid.
39:56
Not kids, but did get married to somebody he only knew for not
40:00
even a year offline. You know how long they stayed
40:05
married? Not.
40:07
Even a year. OK, OK.
40:09
Yeah, so I'm good off of him. Yeah, well, fuck that ***
40:12
Alright, so hey, all right, so our next topic is what's the
40:19
deal breaking with dating somebody?
40:20
I mean, you just kind of said all yours wasting your time.
40:23
Yeah, yeah, pretty much wasting your time.
40:26
And I'm not even mad at that, right?
40:28
Because like, even if we weren't 35, right, it's just like you
40:31
might get to a certain point where you're just like, bro,
40:33
we've been rocking for this long.
40:35
We're not moving in together. We're not doing things that
40:37
shows me like you trying to lock in, like you and your spot.
40:40
I'm in my spot. I felt.
40:41
Single. Yeah, yeah.
40:43
See, now, now I'm not mad at your decision.
40:45
I think I and I'm a girl dad now.
40:48
So I'm, I'm, I'm way more biased than I've ever been.
40:50
Like I'm team women and girls more than I've ever been in my
40:53
life. So I'm not mad at that decision
40:55
because why the fuck you waste my time?
40:57
Because even me back then, I say the story a lot.
41:00
When I was like 1920 I dated a girl and she was so ready to get
41:04
married at 19 and 20 and I was like no, I haven't been a whore
41:08
to this full extent yet. I know I need to drop some Dick
41:12
off. I don't think I can just drop
41:14
some Dick off and you for the rest of my life.
41:16
So what did I do? I move my whore ass out the way
41:19
so she could find her happily ever and she did you feel me so.
41:23
And that's so sweet because, but we don't look at it like that.
41:25
We hate you. Oh yeah.
41:27
Yeah. You know, especially at that
41:28
age, we're like, I'll fuck him. He did it up and then it's like,
41:31
girl, he did you a favor. Sometimes when they leave, let.
41:35
Them and all respected. I love her to this day man.
41:36
She's a great person. Always rooting for her.
41:39
She's a great person. But you know, you don't realize
41:42
those things until you actually moved on.
41:45
It's been about 3-4. Five years later, you, you got
41:48
no gripe against the person no more because at that time,
41:51
emotions play a big role, especially when it comes to
41:54
women. So they can't see nothing but
41:56
red, you know what I'm saying? And then five years age, like,
42:00
yeah, God was trying to save me from him.
42:02
You know, I'm saying like it's it's it's it's what the female
42:07
wants at that point in time. That's the only thing that she's
42:09
can see clear. She could be with a whole
42:11
another man and still feel some type of way about that man that
42:13
she that she's not with. And I I hope I I bring that
42:16
energy to every bitch that I ever used to mess with.
42:19
Every time you see me post it up with my family and my genuine
42:24
bliss and happiness, I hope you get mad at your decisions from
42:27
your past. Fuck you, bitch.
42:31
Fuck you bitches, OK, It's a couple of y'all bitches.
42:33
It's one bitch. I'm sorry.
42:35
I'm a vent a little bit. I remember I wanted to take this
42:38
girl out on a fucking date, right?
42:40
And I'm like, yeah, you know, let's do this.
42:41
Da da, da da, da. Hey, she blew me off.
42:43
Ended up out the country and shit.
42:45
I'm mad at that situation. But that *** you know, he did
42:48
what he was supposed to do. He he used and abused you and
42:50
kept the pushing. I was trying to wipe you, but it
42:54
worked out like we say, right? Shout out to my motherfucking
42:56
wife. Fuck you bitches again.
43:03
Let me stop, let me stop, let me stop.
43:05
It's the drink, it's the drink, it's the drink.
43:06
I learned how to make espresso martinis and it's been a fucking
43:09
rap ever since. Dog, see there you.
43:12
Another pause. I'm just kidding.
43:14
What? What?
43:15
The fuck? Hey, hey, we go play resume
43:19
'cause I fucking hey, I can't drink this hard liquor shit no
43:22
more man, *** got to stop you. Been drinking hard liquor
43:26
straight up OK Oh yeah you established some demon time I.
43:30
Do like a little Jack. Daniels, Jack Daniels.
43:36
Oh, the honey. Like, are you drinking this
43:37
straight? Oh, that's Tennessee, honey.
43:39
Jack James. Yes, Tennessee honey, Yes.
43:41
Yes, yeah, that's different I. Haven't drank that in a long
43:44
time because the sweet stuff usually like fuck me up a little
43:47
bit like. That's why I don't drink it no
43:49
more because every time I smell it, I could smell the time when
43:51
I vomited all over the place and that was that was the only thing
43:53
that I was on. Not you threw up.
43:55
Yeah, yeah, for real. I know this means an alcoholic I
43:58
ain't never seen. It's only two alcohols has ever
44:00
made me do that, and that's Sky Vodka, which I would Oh.
44:04
My God, I was about to say that. Sky and Tennessee honey broke.
44:08
Up. I think vodka made everybody
44:09
throw up at one point. I used to drink this shit called
44:12
pop off. I don't of y'all know this POPO.
44:14
V Not not you, we. Yeah, and I remember and Kyle,
44:18
we used to be like, oh pop. Oh yeah man, it's the same shit.
44:20
It's the rock. Now I get you to the same place.
44:22
No, no, no. Pop off take you straight to
44:25
hell. And then it sits you in the
44:26
waiting room for about 5 hours and then it takes you one level
44:30
above hell and then finally releases you like 24 hours
44:33
later. Bro, that shit was, it made me
44:36
hate orange juice for like 2 years.
44:37
Bro that shit was so bad. Oh, I hated that drink.
44:41
I never heard of that. Nah, yeah, don't, don't everyone
44:44
hear. I knew about.
44:44
That core loco. You bought that shit.
44:46
Oh yeah, no, that's. Oh, I like to say you just
44:49
bought that shit. I'm like whoa, no, hell no.
44:52
But I've seen something on IG where it was making like a big
44:54
ass thing of alcohol, like it was a cocktail.
44:58
Oh bro, they poured so many. They poured.
45:00
What's that shit? MD?
45:01
What's the MD stand for again? That shit.
45:05
The little bums be drinking the corner *** be drinking that
45:07
shit. Malt liquor.
45:10
It's it's basically it's basically malt liquor, but it's
45:12
like MD something. Damn.
45:14
I can't remember what it's called, but they poured that
45:17
shit in there. They poured vodka in there.
45:18
They poured fucking when they put 4 local I was like yeah our
45:22
*** is different and chug that shit.
45:26
Yeah, I had two cans of four local.
45:28
Regretted, regretted life. Regretted life.
45:31
I ain't throw up, but I regret it.
45:32
Life. I just feel sick thinking about
45:35
it. Oh my God, it's disgusting.
45:37
It really was. And is it still around?
45:39
Like we drank all the stuff we wasn't supposed to before we
45:41
were 21. So when we started drinking, I
45:44
didn't really give a. Fuck I was.
45:46
Like my brother gave my first drink at 16.
45:47
It was like, I think it was an Incredible Hulk or some shit.
45:51
We was at a house party. What is it?
45:54
No, it was hypnotic and vodka. That's what it was.
45:56
That's what. Hypnotic.
45:57
Yeah, yeah, I had no business drinking that shit, but.
46:02
Not, not. Insane.
46:06
All right, so this is this is for I'm I'm gonna let Gerald
46:09
answer it first, right? So after a breakup, right?
46:12
Do you think you should date with intention or you just
46:14
suggest like just fucking chill out, just hang out?
46:18
It, it, it depends on, it depends on how, how heartbroken
46:21
you are. Because I feel like, I feel like
46:25
every, it everybody is different and everybody takes heartbreak
46:29
differently. I feel like you can't move on to
46:33
the next person until you've moved on from the last person,
46:37
right? A lot of it people tend to still
46:42
have feelings for the other person.
46:43
So they try to date someone with intentions, but let that ex or
46:49
let that person come around the corner or text and then third,
46:51
they stay quick to text back or this and 3rd and we still got
46:55
feelings. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
46:57
You can't date with intentions if you got this other guy in
47:00
front of you, right? So they all it's all based on
47:05
the person. If you if you've moved on and
47:09
you feel like you can move on and date with intentions, cool.
47:13
But there's some people, bro that's proposed or did anything
47:17
like me. I ain't doing this shit no more
47:20
fuck out of here. And they go on and they, they,
47:23
they slut out straight up. You know, I ain't trying to date
47:28
nobody. I ain't trying to be serious,
47:29
nobody, because deep down inside I feel like a part of them are
47:32
still hurt that they went that far.
47:35
So they don't want to go that far anymore.
47:37
You know I. Think I think smart people go
47:39
ahead. Sorry.
47:40
No, I just, I just think it's just person, person base.
47:46
I think smart people know to ask those questions when you meet
47:48
somebody. Like if you smart, oh, when's
47:51
your last relationship? Oh, I just broke up with him a
47:53
month ago. Oh, all right, so you know how
47:57
to, you know, maneuver in that situation, like it's a chance,
47:59
like this person might wake up tomorrow and be back in this
48:03
person's arms. So you just got to take that
48:04
shit with a grain of salt as the outside, *** Now for me, like
48:08
because I can speak from example, right?
48:09
Like when I broke up with Shorty, I think within a week
48:14
maybe, I asked now my now wife like, hey, can I take you out on
48:18
a date? Because I knew I was done.
48:20
So what's the point, *** I'm outside.
48:22
I think when you know you're done with somebody, it's like,
48:24
fuck it, whatever you do from then on out, commit to that
48:27
shit. You feel me?
48:28
If you want to be a slut, if you want to be a hoe, do that.
48:31
If you want to date the next person with intention, do it.
48:34
You feel me? Because I don't think we break
48:36
up with people. What's the word?
48:40
Lightly? Like we don't, you know,
48:44
especially at this big old age. *** ain't just waking up like
48:47
damn this bitch breath snake, I'm going to break up with that.
48:49
You know what I mean? How you feel about that Jazz?
48:56
I I definitely agree. I agree.
48:58
It is hard to I try to look from the perspective of the other
49:02
person. What I want to take somebody
49:04
serious who just got out of a relationship.
49:06
No, because you ain't gonna play me a month, even for myself.
49:10
Like I'm not even going to sit here and play on play with
49:13
nobody's time like that, trying to have a good time.
49:16
Cool. And if it turns into something
49:18
and we both don't expect it, I'm down with that too.
49:21
But I don't want you to think that because we went on a date
49:24
or because we decided they're like, it's nothing exclusive.
49:27
We're just, we're just too humans just maneuvering for a
49:31
little bit until we figure it out because yeah, you heard
49:34
people's feel like that. I feel like if you if you are
49:37
because some people what they do with what happens is they become
49:40
lonely and they want someone, you know the saying in order for
49:43
you to get over someone, you got to get underneath someone.
49:46
So a lot of people look for that comfort, you know, something to
49:50
outside, you know, out of out of out of sight, out of mind type
49:54
of type of deal. And if I keep staying home, I
49:57
keep thinking about it. I got everything that reminds me
49:59
of this person who do do. I'm on social media checking
50:02
every every last thing that they drop, you know, then that
50:05
becomes a a thing of like, damn, I need to get I need to get over
50:09
the person. I need to go out and meet new
50:11
people. And that's false because you
50:14
have to really heal. I don't know what that healing
50:16
looks for one or another, but some people use you use fucking
50:20
as healing. You know, sometimes I got to
50:22
fuck you. Notice me here.
50:23
Yeah, I mean, granted, I did, you know, go and fuck some shit
50:26
that same night, but I realized after that that I was, what's
50:33
the word I'm looking for coping with issues in my past
50:37
relationships by fucking other people.
50:40
So I realized that I'm just like, all right, I took some
50:42
time to myself and I'm just like, all right, let me just sit
50:44
in myself and, you know, and really, like understand these
50:47
emotions and feelings and, and deal with them.
50:49
Because I don't think it's necessarily a good thing to like
50:53
bury your emotions into the next person 'cause you're burying
50:56
them. And they're gonna come up once,
50:57
you know, at one point or another, like let it rain hard
51:00
enough, whatever you bury, that shit gonna come up to the
51:02
surface, you know what I mean? So.
51:03
And it's gonna. Stink.
51:05
Yeah, it's gonna stink like a motherfucker at all.
51:08
It's better to just deal with that shit head on and then from
51:11
there just move on. But you know, to each it's own.
51:14
Every situation is different. Somebody might sweep you off
51:16
your feet and do shit in a month or two that this person didn't
51:19
do in years. You know what I mean?
51:20
So. It's.
51:22
All about time. That conduct, because a lot of
51:27
people do that, hiding the stuff, running away, you know,
51:32
And we do kind of cover it up with sex because sex is a
51:35
distraction, right? It is great time, great time.
51:40
Because you're not really figuring out what's going on.
51:43
Like, maybe. I mean, granted, fuck it, I
51:46
wanted some new Dicks, so I'm not apologizing for that.
51:49
But what? I do it all the time, you know
51:51
what I'm saying? Would that be?
51:52
Right, right, right. I'm lying.
51:53
I was trying to do it all the time with this person.
51:55
OK, I was but. Oh, so he put it down and.
51:58
You put it down, you know, You know, it's crazy.
52:01
With some women, as soon as they get to that point where sex
52:07
doesn't really feel that void, they tend to say, hey, I don't
52:12
want to do this no more. Yeah.
52:15
They tend because it's like at this point it's not fulfilling
52:18
them. But why?
52:19
It's always the girls with a good pussy that do that shit
52:21
too. They'll be like, you know what?
52:23
I don't want to do this, but you're the way you just fucked
52:26
me last night. You just go wake up and be like,
52:28
I don't want to do this anymore. Like what?
52:29
Do you really go back to that *** You remember what he did to
52:32
you, right? Didn't even go back to yeah.
52:38
The the one that I you know, whatever with he he so me and my
52:44
ex are cool. I'm a we can dig into that if
52:47
y'all want to, but me and him are cool.
52:48
Yeah. Came over one night.
52:50
OK, one thing I was with that this is terrible.
52:54
When me and other person had sex, we broke my bed.
52:58
OK, bed has never been broke. My bed's been in great
53:01
condition. OK, wait, wait, I got a question
53:03
with him right? So OK, how long was he trying
53:06
you? This is y'all first time ever
53:08
messing around or first time ever?
53:10
So he's been like waiting? He been.
53:13
I honestly, I don't even know how long he's been waiting, but
53:15
I know we've been like communicating for some years.
53:19
OK, OK. It was never like direct, like I
53:21
want to fuck you it was. Just yeah, it wasn't so
53:23
respectful. Shit, yeah.
53:25
On some respectful shit for sure, but then you know.
53:28
So he took his opportunity. What trick?
53:29
Daddy said if you eat it, it don't get cheated the first
53:32
offer. Beat the brakes.
53:34
Off So hey, good job Sir. I broke the bed.
53:38
God damn broke the. Bed so I had to get in the bed
53:42
and he's like this person is a very busy person.
53:45
He's a parent, so I respect that.
53:47
You got a lot going on. So I also have this like
53:51
independent mindset where you tell me you're going to do
53:54
something like, OK, I'm going to fix it or whatever.
53:56
And I'm like, Nah, I'm just going to buy another bed.
53:58
Like fuck it, it's cool. I'm not, we're not doing that.
54:01
No, don't buy it. I'm going to buy it anyways if
54:03
my money would do it. So I bought the bed and then he
54:05
was like, oh, I'm going to put it up for you.
54:07
But again, this is a busy person.
54:08
You're barely available to fuck me.
54:10
You're not going to come over and put a bed up.
54:11
So I'm going to do it myself. I also tried to do that myself.
54:15
No, you said try something to fail.
54:18
I think I know where this is going.
54:21
I was on the phone with my ex and I was like, yeah, my bed
54:26
broke. I'm over here trying to fix it.
54:27
He was like, well, I can fix it for you.
54:29
I was like, oh. Fuck.
54:34
And he came in for quit and when?
54:36
He was fixing? He asked.
54:37
What happened? And I was like, oh, I jumped on
54:38
the bed at the edge. I don't know why I did that, you
54:41
know? That Dick made a joke that.
54:45
Doggy position. They were hungry.
54:51
Oh yeah. So he, so he comes over every
54:55
once while he hangs out the one that I be, you know, whatever
54:58
with he. You better hope this shit don't
55:00
make it to him, God damn. 'Cause I put my phone to do not
55:04
disturb. Yeah, I don't know about calling
55:06
when I don't. I'm not trying to hear.
55:07
No shit. I don't owe you shit but.
55:09
I ain't trying to hear it either. *** shit.
55:11
So he's. Your ex must be over there and
55:15
I'm like yeah, shit good. That's real though.
55:20
That's fucking real, bro. That's the real shit.
55:24
Because now, hey, well, you don't put it on me and now you
55:26
go make me make up scenarios as to why you're not fucking
55:29
answering me. You must be over there.
55:32
Yeah. Damn.
55:33
Damn. I feel like I've been there
55:34
before. Yeah, I'd have been there
55:35
before. I got to stop.
55:36
I'm end up getting my butt. Beat the fuck up, but.
55:40
I got to chill. I remember them days like going
55:44
back and forth with a girl, putting it on her, she put it on
55:46
you and then she fuck around, get back with her *** and now
55:48
you blocked. Why?
55:50
That's why I got blocked the most when I was single than I
55:53
ever got blocked in my life. Like I don't know what I used to
55:57
do as a single man. They.
55:59
Were scared you was gonna message that man and be like
56:01
Angel so you know. Nah never, that's why *** would
56:04
never do that shit when they really enjoying some pussy.
56:06
Ain't no way a *** gonna fuck up that situation bro.
56:09
But a girl enjoying some Dick? Blocked anybody?
56:12
Have I have blocked the girl? I don't.
56:14
Think I've ever blocked anybody bro?
56:17
I I blocked. I blocked the bitch one time.
56:20
Yeah, fuck her. Like my lines stay open.
56:23
I hope that bitch turn into a cat lady.
56:25
You snank bitch, turn. Into a cat.
56:29
Cat lady. Cat lady.
56:31
A single miserable fucking cat lady.
56:33
Fuck you. OK.
56:35
Yeah. I remember why I blocked her.
56:37
I remember why I blocked her now.
56:38
Yeah. Yeah.
56:40
Care to share? Why did I block her?
56:42
Let's see, let me. Lean to the side on the pillow.
56:45
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. The bitch was, she was bipolar
56:48
as shit, bro. Like, it'd be like one day, like
56:50
one week we'll have a great week of like fucking you feel me?
56:54
And in another week she'll be in her feelings over nothing.
56:56
And it's like, bitch, I ain't got time for this shit.
56:59
But one of the last times that I remember, I think it was
57:02
supposed to link. And you know when a nick is
57:05
about to link with a bitch, he clean up his room, get
57:08
everything nice and pristine, might get some liquor.
57:11
You feel like that's. The wood candle, you hear me?
57:14
The motherfucker just steal me. I'm blowing her ass up.
57:17
Nothing right? So my *** my Dick is hard.
57:21
I'm trying to get some pussy pull up at her apartment.
57:24
I remember I seen her car. I go to knock on the thing.
57:27
She had like a screen door shit, right?
57:29
So you can't really get to the front door.
57:30
That'd be locked. That shit, that shit would never
57:32
fucking locked. I like bro, what the fuck?
57:35
Oh, I'm tired of being what she. Hold on.
57:38
Let me see what she said. I think she says shit like
57:40
disappoint like I used to disappoint her.
57:42
I'm like, bitch, how the fuck did I disappoint you, bitch,
57:45
when I fucked you, I used to knock your fucking screws loose.
57:49
That's not disappointment, that's a home run.
57:51
You feel me? After that conversation, I was
57:55
just like blocked bitch. I ain't got time for that shit,
57:57
man. So that was the only person I
57:58
think I ain't even blocked that my ex, which was the most toxic
58:01
relationship I've ever been in. I've never, I never blocked her.
58:04
I like, I want you to see my blessings.
58:06
I'm not blocking nobody but the other bitch.
58:09
I just didn't want her reaching out.
58:10
That shit was just annoying as fuck.
58:12
That's crazy. Speaking of pleasure that we've
58:16
been talking about, Jasmine, in your opinion, do you think,
58:19
well, actually, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah.
58:22
Do you think men these days, I know you've been in a
58:24
relationship for five years, but obviously, you know, you did
58:26
your little double dabble real quick.
58:28
Do you think men are still interested in pleasing a woman?
58:31
I mean, you can even say that from your relationship, too.
58:34
It's up to you. Yeah, I think so.
58:36
I feel like if they care about her, yes, OK.
58:38
If there's just somebody, they now we're saying please, they're
58:41
talking sexually, right? Like, not just.
58:43
Sexually, the lead up, the build up, the you know, I feel like
58:47
sex is more than just like, OK, you can put your Dick inside the
58:50
girl, like you got to build that shit up And I don't from what I
58:53
hear, you know, Speaking of my you know, I can only use my
58:57
little cousin sometimes. Like it just seems like it just
59:00
be Wham bam, thank you man, Like *** ain't trying to.
59:04
I don't know. I feel like *** is fucking
59:05
people like they don't really like.
59:08
If you don't really like somebody, you ain't trying to
59:09
put your mouth all over this person.
59:12
You know what I mean? Yeah, but that's that's assuming
59:14
what you're what you're out there for.
59:16
Like what you're looking for. If you're looking for Wham bam,
59:18
you ain't I'm. Just talking sexually, you know,
59:20
like sex is sex. Like it don't matter if you're
59:22
in a relationship where it's Wham bam sex is.
59:24
Sex yeah, but yeah, but but like you said, the build up like it's
59:29
one thing for me to go to a club and be like, Oh yeah, yeah,
59:32
yeah, let's link up. We link up.
59:34
You got the drinks going on. We fucking all right, cool, no
59:37
problem. There was no date, there was no
59:38
flowers, there was no romance and there was no port pour Reed,
59:41
nothing candles blowing nothing right.
59:43
But then the girl that I'm I'm like interested in like damn,
59:46
she's fire. She's got fire personality fire.
59:50
She got fire conversation. She's always around looking out
59:53
for me to send 30 all. I think I'm going to do
59:55
something nice for her, you know what I'm saying?
59:57
Like I want, I want to get her attention, right?
1:00:00
But a bit shit you don't give a fuck about.
1:00:02
I don't care too much about your attention.
1:00:04
You. Know.
1:00:05
What I'm saying what? What I got to buy another for
1:00:07
you to make you happy? OK, Jasmine, you ever been with
1:00:09
somebody where you're just like, I'm just here like I don't
1:00:12
really care about this. I'm not going to put in no work.
1:00:15
I'm not going to pull out no tricks.
1:00:17
What was your you ever been in that?
1:00:18
Situation we're we're still talking bedroom, right?
1:00:25
Yeah, yeah, when I'm checked out, yeah, I definitely have.
1:00:30
I got like that in this relationship, OK.
1:00:32
And towards the other one, I just felt like, well, that one
1:00:35
he ended. But I just I just like there's
1:00:38
nothing there. I'm like I'm just laying here.
1:00:40
I'm gonna lay here like Steely from Color Purple and you missed
1:00:43
them and I'm just hit the headboard and be quiet.
1:00:45
Why is that movie in my head now?
1:00:47
God damn. Oh fuck.
1:00:49
So OK, so once again, back to the mental right?
1:00:54
So the mental shit of what was going on affected the bedroom.
1:00:58
Yes. So and I and I never understood
1:01:02
this either right? Like *** be weird sometimes but
1:01:05
girls also be weird. *** be weird where like you stressing
1:01:09
this girl out, you be talking crazy and then you want to turn
1:01:12
around and try to fuck and then expect her to be wet right?
1:01:16
Hello. Yeah.
1:01:18
And in the same token, women stressing *** out and then you
1:01:22
know, think he going to be thinking about sex.
1:01:25
No bitch. Like but I feel like you'll
1:01:27
think about it easier. Your jeans can rub your Dick the
1:01:30
wrong way. I'm ready to go.
1:01:31
I'm alive, my money fucked up, I'm not worried about sex.
1:01:34
I ain't trying to fuck on shit. If my money fucked up, don't
1:01:38
even try to touch my Dick. Aside for money y'all will fuck
1:01:43
with like anything else to make but y'all wouldn't give a fuck.
1:01:45
But I get it with money, it fucks with y'all's ego.
1:01:47
If it's fucking with your ego, it's not going to turn you.
1:01:49
On if I can't afford shit, I'm not worried.
1:01:52
You don't deserve pussy. You feel like you don't deserve
1:01:54
no. Coochie, but it's some *** that.
1:01:55
I'm just saying my mental ain't on it.
1:02:03
What's that lyric broke? *** don't deserve no pussy fuck.
1:02:05
My broke ass. You know what I'm saying?
1:02:08
It's the homosexual though. I don't understand homosexuals.
1:02:13
The *** that just be broke all day living off a girl.
1:02:15
They they be ready to fuck *** like you ain't trying to go get
1:02:19
no money. Like that's it stay.
1:02:22
At home mom ass bitch. Damn.
1:02:24
What? I had, I had one of my home
1:02:27
girls tell me the best stick that she ever had was a *** that
1:02:29
was laying on her couch 'cause he ain't got nothing else to do
1:02:33
when he's fucking for his rent. So life is online type shit.
1:02:38
You know I always Dick. Don't fail me now.
1:02:40
I always used to say I'm a lover boy with ain't shit Dick because
1:02:43
I know what that means, bro. Like that ain't shit Dick come
1:02:46
with a lot of energy, a lot of fucking.
1:02:49
Like it might come with trauma. I don't fucking know bro.
1:02:52
But *** got a lot of energy bro behind that that that shitty ***
1:02:55
Dick. That *** Dick we'll show fuck
1:02:58
you up. I'm going.
1:03:00
And be careful, Jazz. And now you see, you already got
1:03:04
a *** to talk about. I know you with your ex.
1:03:06
I know you with that *** I just stopped messing with his nigga's
1:03:10
broke the bed. That's wild as fuck, dog.
1:03:13
When I tell you I was like, Lauren, hello, what's going on?
1:03:17
What school did we go to together?
1:03:19
Was it high school to go to? Go to go to?
1:03:21
OK, OK. There anything I don't go like
1:03:27
you could bet. Hey man, you don't talk to my
1:03:31
homework no more. Which one Oh you're talking
1:03:37
about? Sarge.
1:03:39
Yes, we we talk occasionally. OK, hey, tell that *** I said
1:03:43
fuck you because I invited him to my wedding.
1:03:44
He didn't show up. He.
1:03:45
Didn't show I could have been his plus one little funky ass.
1:03:48
Y'all would have had a great time.
1:03:49
Shit. Right, we probably would have
1:03:51
tried to do. Something that was like the only
1:03:55
real *** in that whole military life of mine.
1:03:58
Because, boy, no. Yeah, he's a great guy.
1:04:01
He just. Oh yeah, he cools for Album Dog.
1:04:03
Cool, cool as hell. I have nothing bad to say about
1:04:05
him except he needs to know when the fuck he wants to be in
1:04:07
relationship without wasting people's time.
1:04:10
Aside from that, we still talk like we're still cool.
1:04:12
Yeah, I gotta hit him up. I'm hit him up, man.
1:04:14
Yeah, hit him up. Yeah.
1:04:16
Go to what high school you know, going to Edgewater, Traitor.
1:04:21
Casa Olympia. I know I wanted to go to go.
1:04:23
I wanted to go to OK, let me tell you something.
1:04:25
Don't laugh at me too hard. So I lived in Pine Hills, so I
1:04:30
was nowhere near Gotha, but my parents refused to let me go to
1:04:33
Meadowbrook. Same.
1:04:33
My mama's house still in Pine Hills I was supposed to go to.
1:04:35
I could walk. I could have walked to Evans
1:04:37
High School. That's how close I was.
1:04:39
Though Same exactly. I lived over there also.
1:04:41
Hastings W Westwood. Where *** I would not think it
1:04:44
was in Pine Hills. You do not give.
1:04:46
You don't give Pine Hills energy at all.
1:04:47
You such a bubby ass *** dog. And I got a story about that
1:04:50
too, to hop off of that one. But OK, so 8th grade.
1:04:55
So I don't know how the hell you went to Olympia then, because I
1:04:57
was zoned out for sure, For sure.
1:04:59
My my stepdad, he had a house that was over there by Hiawatha
1:05:04
and Owen and Garden, so we use that.
1:05:07
Yeah, yeah, they, it was so bad. I was the last kid in our area
1:05:14
going over to go the the only bus.
1:05:16
OK, chill. The only bus that was coming
1:05:18
over there. And you the only person getting
1:05:21
off. And I was on the short bus, was
1:05:24
the only bus that was coming over there.
1:05:25
The short. When I tell you I used to run
1:05:31
off that bus when. We got to school.
1:05:34
I learned sign language though. Oh fuck, but.
1:05:38
As soon as we got off that bus and kids we trying to talk to
1:05:41
me. Yeah.
1:05:42
I was gone. And then one day this boy came
1:05:45
up to me. Marcus, I'll never forget this
1:05:46
shit. He's like, hey, Jazz, I didn't
1:05:49
know he was in the Special Olympics.
1:05:51
And I was like, he saw me get off the butt.
1:05:53
Kids are ruthless. Kids are ruthless.
1:05:55
They're terrible. There's no filter.
1:05:57
That's when my daughters gonna be in jujitsu.
1:05:59
She's gonna fuck y'all kids up. Alright, Watch your mouth.
1:06:01
Yeah. Yes, cuz listen, it was crazy.
1:06:05
So that was the only bus I was going over there and I didn't
1:06:08
want to take a handicapped bus to high school.
1:06:10
No. Hell no.
1:06:11
Hell no. You know what I'm saying?
1:06:12
Like you start off high school doing that.
1:06:14
So I was like. That's crazy.
1:06:16
Water. Why listen, living living in
1:06:19
Pine Hills, bro, I remember one time, especially Olympic, you
1:06:22
know, actually was in Windermere.
1:06:23
So it's nice neighborhoods and shit.
1:06:25
I'm in my one time, man. My homeboy, Patrick Howard, man,
1:06:28
shout to him. And he was like, Hey, I'm finna
1:06:31
give you this white boy. He's like, hey, you want, you
1:06:33
want a ride or whatever? I don't even know how we got to
1:06:34
that point, but I'm like, yeah, yeah, he's all right.
1:06:36
Let me stop by my house, stop by his crib.
1:06:39
Like come inside. I walked in there, but I'm sick.
1:06:42
Nice ass houses and kids was living large.
1:06:45
And he was driving a Mustang at 1617.
1:06:52
This how *** living on this side of the world they got.
1:06:55
I went to my house disgusted. I was like.
1:06:58
We're fucking poor. I like this *** fucking living
1:07:02
room is the size of my whole fucking house dog.
1:07:04
Like God damn. I'll never sell that property
1:07:08
though. Shit, them *** gentrifying the
1:07:10
fuck out of that area. Property values skyrocket there.
1:07:13
Yeah yeah, they still own. I'm own that house, so yeah,
1:07:18
fuck. It exactly they still over them,
1:07:21
but yeah, Speaking of the whole not believing that group and
1:07:25
pie, this guy the other day I was getting gas and comes up to
1:07:29
me. He was like, can I can I ask you
1:07:32
something? I was like, yeah, sure.
1:07:33
He was like you dating a white boy, aren't you?
1:07:35
And I was like, fuck no, I've never dated a white boy in my
1:07:38
life. I love black men.
1:07:39
I like him chocolate actually. And.
1:07:41
He was like, I mean, you just, you just look stuck up like you
1:07:45
date like white boys and I'm like, why the fuck would you
1:07:50
come up to me? Actually, that stupid ass shit,
1:07:53
No. Wait, did you have the hair
1:07:55
color in your hair or no? Yeah, I have this, this redness
1:07:59
in my hair right now. Oh, it's.
1:08:00
Still there? That'd be a little dark.
1:08:01
I thought you went back to your natural.
1:08:02
Oh no, it's 'cause I have. The oh, OK, OK, yeah, that hair
1:08:05
color fire. 'Cause it was.
1:08:07
Hey, who you gonna dress up as? Wait, didn't you do this one
1:08:10
year though? What, as a red hair?
1:08:13
Yeah. What's the cartoon?
1:08:14
Yeah, I was the poet girl. From The Goofy Movie.
1:08:16
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:08:18
I remember that. But today was like a EDC girl so
1:08:21
I had space buns so that's why my hair is.
1:08:24
I haven't washed it yet. I don't want to wait.
1:08:26
That's a fire color though. All right, so we're going to end
1:08:30
with this last topic. And because I know you and your
1:08:33
best friend, right? And me and my wife was talking
1:08:36
about this because she was like, yo, who's your best friend?
1:08:38
And I'm just like, I don't really know.
1:08:40
Like do I have a best friend? What's the criteria for a best
1:08:43
friend? Like what does that fall under?
1:08:46
Because she asked me about you, Gerald.
1:08:47
She asked about you and she asked about Klenda.
1:08:50
And I think I was pretty much it because like I talked to y'all
1:08:53
pretty much the most, but yeah, I don't know.
1:08:56
So what's your what's y'all cry? Well, I'll let you ask the
1:08:58
answer. That first job I know for sure
1:09:00
you have a best friend. I think hopefully y'all still
1:09:04
friends. Do you remember Melissa from?
1:09:08
From yeah, that's what I'm thinking about.
1:09:10
That was my, that was my best friend.
1:09:12
You're not friends anymore. Oh God damn.
1:09:15
But I wish you the best. No bad.
1:09:16
Blood, I wish you the best. I hope she's doing well out
1:09:18
there in the world. You know, sometimes you just
1:09:21
when you have things going on in life.
1:09:23
Grow apart. Yeah, you grow apart.
1:09:26
That's what we'll call. But I honestly, I can't, I, I
1:09:32
don't even know if I use the word best friend anymore.
1:09:34
I might use it as a joke, like, oh, best friend, you know, but
1:09:36
like to truly call somebody a best friend is very hard.
1:09:40
But I do have long term friends. I have friends that I've had
1:09:45
since high school, you know, that they're children.
1:09:48
Oh my God, kids. They call me Auntie, you know
1:09:50
what I'm saying? Like we do Christmas and
1:09:52
Thanksgiving together. That's not a best friend.
1:09:55
That's a sister. Actually, you know you passed
1:09:57
that, right? So I look at them as family when
1:10:00
you know my family, you family. We're not.
1:10:02
That's not my best friend because I'm gonna crash.
1:10:03
This nigga's fucking Thanksgiving this year.
1:10:05
Yeah, *** save me. Like.
1:10:09
You laughing motherfucker, I'm dead the fuck serious and if you
1:10:12
don't invite me I know who I'm finna hit up to get your
1:10:14
motherfucking address. Play stupid if you want to I.
1:10:18
Love mad all. Right, go ahead.
1:10:23
Oh, like, OK, so I don't know, like you said, like the whole
1:10:28
best friend thing. I don't even know because it was
1:10:30
just like I was wondering like, OK, what makes somebody a best
1:10:33
friend? Is this somebody like you just
1:10:34
tell anything to and I'm like I cool cuz Gerald, I hit that ***
1:10:38
on anything just on some random bullshit fuckery.
1:10:42
Hey bro, guess what just happened That why you fucking
1:10:46
laughing? So I don't know if that falls
1:10:49
into it, like, but like you said, like these *** that's
1:10:52
walked in my wedding and when my daughter is like, oh, Uncle
1:10:55
Randy or uncle, you know what I'm saying?
1:10:57
Like, and and anybody that knows me knows I don't play about my
1:11:00
kids. So if I'm allowing her to call
1:11:01
you motherfucking uncle, you locked in.
1:11:03
So it's like the title of best friend.
1:11:05
I feel like it's more so for girls, Like girls be so focused
1:11:08
on that shit. Yeah.
1:11:10
I, I would say, I would say I got, I got a bunch of close
1:11:14
friends and I can't call anybody my close friend.
1:11:17
Like there's a bunch of fellas and I would say a bunch.
1:11:20
I mean a small knitted group of fellas that I trust with, with
1:11:25
my life. You know what I'm saying?
1:11:27
Like they know where the bodies of Berry type shit, you know
1:11:31
what I'm saying? So it's it's and to penetrate
1:11:35
that circle, you know, it's, it's going to be hard because
1:11:40
these these been my day once for a while, for a while.
1:11:45
These are the only people I could I could come out and I
1:11:47
could say whatever and they could judge me.
1:11:49
They cannot judge me. But I, I still walk out of it as
1:11:52
them as if nothing happened type shit.
1:11:55
I can't go out of that circle of friends and go say the same shit
1:11:58
I say to them to somebody else without me feeling some type of
1:12:02
way. Because I feel like you looking
1:12:04
at me different or you going to talk to me different because I
1:12:07
what I just shared with you. Is is and that's that circle of
1:12:11
friend and that's where I was like, I don't know.
1:12:14
I don't know if Kay would be the best friend because I know for
1:12:18
sure I wouldn't be able to tell her half the shit out and told
1:12:20
Joe ass. You feel me?
1:12:23
I don't know. I don't know.
1:12:25
Hell no, I tell Gerald anything. *** there's no judgement there.
1:12:31
It's like, you know, you got that devil on your shoulder when
1:12:34
you got that devil on your shoulder and like you just want
1:12:37
a devil opinion. You just gonna be like, hey,
1:12:39
Gerald, what you, you already on some fucker.
1:12:44
You just like, I just want to solidify that joke.
1:12:47
Do it. I think we all know what friend
1:12:49
we can hit up like we need like a serious conversation.
1:12:51
We're gonna hit up this person. We need financial right.
1:12:54
If I need like some spiritual uplifting, I don't know, I'll
1:12:56
probably hit on Randy for sure. But I don't know for me as a man
1:13:00
to say like I got a specific best friend.
1:13:02
Like I don't even think I got one for real cuz.
1:13:04
At any point they're sprinkled amongst.
1:13:06
All of you, Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, for sure.
1:13:09
At this age, it's hard to call someone best friend.
1:13:14
You may be closer to 1 brother than another, but everybody is
1:13:18
shares the same type of love. It's just you connect with
1:13:21
everyone differently. You know what I'm saying?
1:13:23
Like all my circle of friends, I have a different connection with
1:13:26
them, you know, individually, but ultimately all of them.
1:13:31
We all share the same kind of passion, dreams, ambition, you
1:13:35
know what I'm saying? Type.
1:13:37
Shit, for everything. I feel like the the one
1:13:39
situation I remember recently, I know Luke.
1:13:42
I'm never going out to Miami anything with him ever again In
1:13:44
like Miami does not need Luke outside.
1:13:48
OK, No, no, not the way we go out and party and then a certain
1:13:55
friends, you can't travel with them.
1:13:57
You know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, I mean, I ain't
1:14:00
going to put it on black because I don't know who going to end up
1:14:02
listening to the podcast. But shout out to the homies
1:14:04
though, you feel me? Shout out to the hobies cause
1:14:08
wifey know who I said I would like I could just hang out with
1:14:11
this person. You feel me Like I can just hang
1:14:13
out with these dudes and I'm cool.
1:14:14
You feel me and this other *** versus like I know he going to
1:14:17
annoy the fuck out of you bro. Like he go say some stupid shit
1:14:19
and I'll be like I'm taking my Uber home bro I'm done I'm done.
1:14:22
It's. Over.
1:14:25
But OK, so do you have a current best friend right now, Jess?
1:14:30
No, you said, more so like I have sisters.
1:14:33
I can agree with that. So it's all in agreement.
1:14:36
Ain't no, ain't no best friends at this good old age shit.
1:14:38
Yeah, that shit was childish, you feel me?
1:14:40
Like, Yeah. This is my sister, yeah.
1:14:44
So yeah, 'cause *** man, we *** been in.
1:14:47
My I think I'll say brother brother.
1:14:49
It translates to me as best friend or as a best.
1:14:52
Friend, I don't think we can have even our group chat is
1:14:56
called Brothers from what? Brothers from another.
1:14:58
Brothers from another month? Yeah, brothers from another.
1:15:00
Jesus Christ yo I was running out of storage the other day
1:15:04
like my she was at like 255 out of 256.
1:15:08
I said God damn right. So I'm like deep diving.
1:15:10
I need to delete some shit. So I fought around and deleted
1:15:13
that group chat. 151,000 fucking text messages was in that bitch.
1:15:19
That shit freed up like 20 gigabytes bro.
1:15:20
Like what the fuck? We talk a lot.
1:15:24
A lot. A lot.
1:15:26
We literally talk. Everyday I'm going to delete you
1:15:28
guys more often because at this point I don't even care what's
1:15:31
in there anymore picture wise I probably lost some shit but.
1:15:36
I can't delete, I need all my receipts.
1:15:38
See, that's some girl shit. Yeah, *** don't care.
1:15:42
The only. Shit earlier today.
1:15:44
See, that's petty. That's petty.
1:15:47
I'm writing the messages. I'm like, didn't you send me a
1:15:49
screenshot of his Instagram page?
1:15:51
Does this make a block me? Oh, he just took his page down.
1:15:53
Cool. Oh, OK, OK.
1:15:54
Yeah, I went and found that shit.
1:15:55
I was like, let me. Only the only person I'm not
1:15:58
deleting thread wise is my wife because like we will have like
1:16:00
random, you know, baby pictures and shit like that that's in
1:16:04
there and stuff like that. So probably some nude shit from
1:16:07
back in the day. Can I ask you a question?
1:16:09
What's up? When did you know that your wife
1:16:12
was the one? What did she do that was
1:16:14
different from all these other women?
1:16:15
Right where you were like, Oh yeah, I'm marrying this.
1:16:18
One, I've told this story on the podcast.
1:16:19
I'm going to do a quick one. I was drunk as shit one night
1:16:23
and I came to her crib to sleep. I don't remember where the fuck
1:16:27
I went. I was probably with y'all ***
1:16:28
but I went out that night, came back late and I'm thinking I'm
1:16:32
fucking walking into her crib very quietly, but obviously I
1:16:35
wasn't. So I end up getting in her room
1:16:38
and I woke her up and she's like, babe, are you OK?
1:16:41
I'm like, yeah, I'm good. She's like, you drunk?
1:16:44
I say, yeah, I'm drunk. She's like, you hungry?
1:16:47
I said, yeah, you want a sandwich?
1:16:49
I said yeah, but I'm drunk and I fell asleep.
1:16:53
Next thing I know, I woke up. She, you know, toasted the bread
1:16:56
and everything. That was the moment.
1:16:58
That was the moment I'm like, Yep, I'm done.
1:17:02
Yeah, it's. Crazy, because that's something
1:17:03
so simple and we're. Simple.
1:17:05
That we do this extravagant shit.
1:17:08
No, but *** are simple in general.
1:17:11
Bro. I think we, I think maybe we
1:17:12
overthink y'all. Y'all do?
1:17:14
Because this motherfuckers, I've been dropping great a Dick in
1:17:16
from way back when I ain't I ain't even got a goddamn pizza
1:17:19
handed to me by a motherfucker dog.
1:17:21
And my mother woke up on her sleep to go make me a sandwich.
1:17:24
Not just no regular the sandwich that's getting caught in the
1:17:26
roof of your your mouth. She toasted.
1:17:29
She toasted that bitch, you know what I'm saying?
1:17:30
Like she sat there, let that bitch sit there in the toaster.
1:17:35
I did her thing and I tore that bitch up and went right back to
1:17:37
sleep and probably with, I don't even know.
1:17:39
I wish I could remember what month and year that was because,
1:17:42
you know, flashbacks tell you when you like do shit.
1:17:44
Because I remember I had to. It was during COVID.
1:17:46
I had to do the ring online with James Allen.
1:17:50
Like everything had to be online to the point where I was
1:17:53
stressing because they fucking delivered the ring.
1:17:55
Like there wasn't no, oh, they're going to have me sign
1:17:57
up. They dropped that shit off in
1:17:59
front of my door. Like granted I lived inside of a
1:18:01
building of an apartment, but I'm like bro, this is an
1:18:04
expensive fucking piece of jewelry that y'all just dropping
1:18:06
off on the floor bro bro. But they worked out though.
1:18:10
They worked out. That's so beautiful, I love
1:18:12
that. A sandwich?
1:18:13
Shit, be simple. I'll fucking be doing the most.
1:18:17
I ain't ironing that *** shit. All right, cool.
1:18:19
All right, all right. You need to be single.
1:18:22
It's. Simple *** are so simple bro.
1:18:26
So simple. The *** that's complicated
1:18:28
really ain't about shit. Let's be honest though.
1:18:30
Yeah. But yeah, that's when I knew.
1:18:32
But I mean, it is kind of hard with that to give that to
1:18:35
everybody because I'm one of those people where, for example,
1:18:39
Homeboy came over one night, he had a rough day.
1:18:42
I wanted to. I was like, let's play Uno and I
1:18:43
ordered some wings. And we sat there.
1:18:45
And we was chilling, you know, like just chilling.
1:18:46
Like that's like an everyday thing for me, right?
1:18:49
But there are some things where I feel like, and this is good,
1:18:52
this can go both ways. It's not just to men that
1:18:55
everybody doesn't deserve that. Maybe that's where we're talking
1:18:57
about taking care of the woman, or like we said, vice versa.
1:19:07
Everybody doesn't get that though, you know, like if I vibe
1:19:09
with you, then you get those types of things.
1:19:11
But 100% getting up an iron in a shirt if you a piece of shit,
1:19:15
Yeah I might. But some girls just be like, oh,
1:19:18
I'm just, it's just in me. I'm like, I'm just that type of
1:19:21
person. But like, no, you could practice
1:19:22
some discernment, like, you know, this *** ain't shit.
1:19:25
Or as a *** you know she ain't shit.
1:19:26
You feel me? Like, like for me, like like
1:19:29
I've said before, like I've always been like a lover boy at
1:19:32
heart. But then I also knew like, Nah,
1:19:34
this bitch ain't shit. Like you know what I'm talking
1:19:37
about, crip, big ass hoe. I would never wife that bitch.
1:19:40
Never. In my.
1:19:41
Life we have good times. I still respectful yes, but
1:19:43
would I put a title on her Fuck I'd be dating the whole city of
1:19:47
Orlando. I'm good not me.
1:19:52
You got to practice discernment, man like you know it's not just
1:19:54
for church people. You can use that shit in your
1:19:56
dating life. You can see within 30 minutes of
1:19:59
having a conversation with somebody like, yeah, Nah.
1:20:01
This shit ain't going on the same answer.
1:20:03
We. Ignore them.
1:20:04
Yeah. Facts.
1:20:05
Facts. We.
1:20:06
Ignore. Them especially when y'all.
1:20:07
What's that shit? What's that shit part of y'all
1:20:09
period? It's not y'all period.
1:20:11
What is it ovulating? Oh yeah.
1:20:14
When y'all ovulating, y'all *** all discombobulating.
1:20:16
Don't give a God damn, be making all the the worst decisions.
1:20:19
Hell yeah. Anyway, I'm going in this pod,
1:20:23
man. I definitely appreciate you for
1:20:25
coming on. For real, for real.
1:20:27
We appreciate it. This is my first time being on
1:20:29
the podcast. Well, look at that.
1:20:31
Well, there you. Go, you know, pop your cherry
1:20:32
girl. Invite me on again.
1:20:35
No, we gotta do a live 1. The live ones be lit because we
1:20:37
all get drunk and then we just really.
1:20:39
Yeah. It'd be like, it'd be like 2
1:20:41
hours of just foolishness, I ain't gonna lie.
1:20:43
Yeah, but it'd be a good time to 1.
1:20:45
Planned. Say it again.
1:20:47
You have one planned or so. I have to come to Florida.
1:20:50
I have to be on someone's podcast Shot Tequila Babies,
1:20:55
Sarah. They're so.
1:20:57
Pretty. Yeah.
1:20:57
Yeah, they're cool as fuck. I met them.
1:20:59
Should be funny. I ain't going to tell you what
1:21:02
episode I didn't watch. I couldn't do it.
1:21:03
I ain't watched one of the episodes.
1:21:08
Yeah, that throat was a little pokey poke.
1:21:10
Oh yeah, I couldn't do it, child.
1:21:15
The LGBTQ Flash computer alphabet.
1:21:23
No, but I got to be in Orlando a couple.
1:21:26
You know, I I I feel like I'm a like a person That's that's
1:21:30
love, like they want me on they shit.
1:21:31
Obviously I got to show love because she's been on our
1:21:34
podcast before in the NBA facts. And then Keith Keith got a
1:21:37
podcast. He's trying to get me on there.
1:21:39
So shout out keep chat me man I realized *** too.
1:21:41
But if I'm in Orlando. Is the third of pot.
1:21:44
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So home in Orlando, if I bring
1:21:49
my equipment for sure we need to do a live 1.
1:21:51
The live ones are always like the fun shit for sure.
1:21:56
Or even if I'm just in the audience, I don't care.
1:21:58
I like to see pod. I've been to a couple of
1:21:59
podcasts, lives and those. Things.
1:22:03
So this is the time where we give people a chance to shout
1:22:05
out businesses, whatever you got going on your page, whatever you
1:22:08
want people to follow up to you. Follow my Instagram Jasmine
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Shante under score I am a mobile paint party instructor.
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I come to you. I provide everything but the
1:22:22
tables and chairs. I'm a vibe.
1:22:25
It's a great time I travel. Thanks.
1:22:28
Oh yeah, that's that's my thing. I'm an artist.
1:22:31
You guys don't go nowhere after I do this.
1:22:33
Hold on. I just got to end it.
1:22:34
We're going to talk, guys.