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DONKEY: The Piggyback Bandit Strikes Again! · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: Man, I just wanted to know how you came up
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  Speaker 1: with the donkey.
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  Speaker 2: Of the nag cam because your there's a bunch of
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  Speaker 2: donkeys in the street. Because we live a life where
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  Speaker 2: we write our tongue based off who we may have famed.
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  Speaker 2: We never say on the Breakfast Club, in the words
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  Speaker 2: of Charlemagne, the God, he's a donkey that Oh man, Charlamagne,
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  Speaker 2: you've given donkey to day to who.
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  Speaker 3: Now well busted rhymes donkey of to day for Tuesday,
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  Speaker 3: February third goes to a forty two year old Cleveland,
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  Speaker 3: Ohio man named Sherwin Shy again. Uh, slewth to everyone
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  Speaker 3: who listens to us on Real one O six point
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  Speaker 3: one in Cleveland, Ohio dropping a close bombs for Real
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  Speaker 3: one safer point one in Cleveland, Cleveland. I don't know
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  Speaker 3: if you all know it, but the name I just said,
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  Speaker 3: Sherwin Shy again.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: That person is considered by the North Olmstell Police to
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  Speaker 3: be a threat to the community.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: North Olmstele Police warned local schools he was in the
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  Speaker 3: area and posted a warning on Facebook about Sherwyn. They
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  Speaker 3: said he is considered a threat to the community.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: If police have to warn local schools that you know
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  Speaker 3: he was in the area. If police have labeled this
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  Speaker 3: man a threat to the community, then he must be
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  Speaker 3: doing something really nefarious. Okay, he could potentially be in
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  Speaker 3: the Epstein files. I mean he must be the degenerate
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  Speaker 3: of all degenerates. I did some research on this man,
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  Speaker 3: and by research, I mean I saw a news report
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  Speaker 3: on YouTube, and this man has cases in eight states.
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  Speaker 2: Eight states. I know you're wondering by now, well, what.
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  Speaker 3: The hell type of time is due on? Well, I
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  Speaker 3: can't just go to one news report. I had to
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  Speaker 3: put together a collage. I had to have the producers
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  Speaker 3: put together multiple news reports that let you know how
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  Speaker 3: evil this man is. I just want you to know.
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  Speaker 3: This is very disturbing, may trigger some of you. Let's listen.
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  Speaker 4: Unusual, odd, creepy, all words to describe man that passes
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  Speaker 4: himself off as one big fan the two hundred pounds
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  Speaker 4: Sure when Shagan has a nickname for himself, the Piggyback Bandit.
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  Speaker 5: For the last couple of months, a strange man has
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  Speaker 5: been showing up at high school sporting events, making friends
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  Speaker 5: with student athletes, and then asking for piggyback ride.
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  Speaker 1: He said he wanted to take a picture with me,
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  Speaker 1: and I was like, okay, that's fine. He took me
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  Speaker 1: in front of the door, and then he said for
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  Speaker 1: the picture that he wanted to get on my back,
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  Speaker 1: and I was like, okay, that's fine, I guess, and
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, oh man. So I
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  Speaker 1: was like, you got to get off my back. So
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  Speaker 1: as soon as he got off my back, he had
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  Speaker 1: took off running outside.
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  Speaker 2: And then after that, I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: Sure when Shagan has been all over the country jumping
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  Speaker 6: on people's backs. Just over a week ago, Shagan was
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  Speaker 6: seen at Faulkville High School at the school's pep rally.
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  Speaker 6: Witnesses say he found a football player and jumped on
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  Speaker 6: his back. The player shook him off after realizing he
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  Speaker 6: wasn't a teammate. That's when the bandit handed the teenager
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  Speaker 6: a note telling him not to open it until after
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  Speaker 6: the big game.
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  Speaker 1: Later that not he opens the letter, he states that
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  Speaker 1: here's twenty dollars.
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  Speaker 2: Spend it wisely. Look shorts that you're wearing.
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  Speaker 1: Goes on to say, you know, he should use his
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  Speaker 1: rear end for more than just pooping and farting.
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  Speaker 2: Gotta let a legend be a legend.
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  Speaker 3: Man, but God did he ask every time, though not
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  Speaker 3: all the time. Okay, but you gotta let a legend
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  Speaker 3: be a legend. A piggyback bandit. This man used to
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  Speaker 3: call this the other part that y'all didn't see in
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  Speaker 3: the news report. This man used to call nine one
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  Speaker 3: one and tell the dispatcher he was having chest pains.
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  Speaker 3: When police would arrive, they would discover the piggyback bandit
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  Speaker 3: butt neckd in bed, not suffering from any chest pains.
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  Speaker 2: This man just wanted some damn company. Okay, this is.
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  Speaker 3: Why some former prostitution should be legal. At the least,
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  Speaker 3: he should get a free dog.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. The man is clearly bored and lonely.
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  Speaker 3: He needs a puppy or something else that starts with
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  Speaker 3: pe followed by a vowel, two humpbacksle okay.
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  Speaker 2: He brags about being the piggyback bandit.
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  Speaker 3: He goes around from state to state showing up various
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  Speaker 3: sporting and benson jumping on.
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  Speaker 2: The backs of people.
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  Speaker 3: All right, some are consenting a high school athletes, some
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  Speaker 3: are non consenting high school athletes. So basically you win.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody celebrating. He just comes and starts celebrating with you.
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  Speaker 3: Now I'm looking at both these crimes. He's committing, calling
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  Speaker 3: police over being naked and then jumping on the backs
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  Speaker 3: of high school athletes without consent. What he really wants
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  Speaker 3: to do is be the neked piggyback rider. Okay, he
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  Speaker 3: wants to put his balls on the backs of young
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  Speaker 3: high school athletes all over the globe. Okay, this man
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  Speaker 3: has been doing this for a decade plus Iowa, New Jersey,
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  Speaker 3: North Dakota, Montana.
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  Speaker 2: What I don't understand is why don't grown men like
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  Speaker 2: this ever get they ass beat? Okay, even if the high.
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  Speaker 3: School students aren't the ones administering their hands, there has
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  Speaker 3: to be a father, an uncle, an older brother looking
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  Speaker 3: around asking.
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  Speaker 2: Questions like, who is this strange man on my son's back?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, nephew, who was that man you was carrying around
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  Speaker 3: after the game? Hey, bro, one of those coaches got
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  Speaker 3: a little too ex Alright, it didn't he Huh? That
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  Speaker 3: wasn't my coach. I have no idea who that man was,
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  Speaker 3: who just jumped on my back? Why didn't you help me?
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  Speaker 7: Now?
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  Speaker 3: In twenty twelve, Sharon's mother told a reporter that her
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  Speaker 3: son is autistic, and he became obsessed with piggyback rides
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  Speaker 3: when he was the manager of his high school football team.
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  Speaker 3: I have no idea what being autistic has to do
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  Speaker 3: with this. The first thing I thought when I read
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  Speaker 3: that autism have a piggyback spectrum. Okay, And I asked
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  Speaker 3: chat gpt this morning, okay, and I screenshoted it, so
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  Speaker 3: y'all know I'm not lying. Hold on, let me pull
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  Speaker 3: it up right now. Hold on, I screenshoted it this morning, okay,
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  Speaker 3: I said. I asked the question, I said, do autistic
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  Speaker 3: people like piggyback rides?
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  Speaker 2: The hell? Did respond? Respond? I did?
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  Speaker 1: Look?
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  Speaker 2: How respond look? Autistic people like piggyback rides?
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  Speaker 3: Chat gpt replied with a laughing emoji and said the
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  Speaker 3: honest answers some dudes, some absolutely do not, and some
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  Speaker 3: would need a detailed consent for on first, then it said,
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  Speaker 3: autistic people don't have a universal preference for piggyback rides.
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  Speaker 2: That's the moral of the story.
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  Speaker 3: Autistic people don't have a universal preference for piggyback rids,
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  Speaker 3: So don't blame autism on Sherwin's devians. I have nothing
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  Speaker 3: else to offer to the story. Please give Sherwin Shyagin
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  Speaker 3: the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, you are the dog of the day, the
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  Speaker 2: dog all the day. You want play a game, I do. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I want to play a game. You want to play
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  Speaker 2: a game? Yes, I do. Alright, let's play a game
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  Speaker 2: of guess what racing?
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  Speaker 7: All right?
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  Speaker 8: Sherwin Shaagan from Cleveland, Ohio, known as the Piggyback Bandit
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  Speaker 8: went around just jumping on backs, balls the back from
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  Speaker 8: state to state, DJ and V.
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  Speaker 2: Guess what race is white? Why do you say that
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  Speaker 2: with such confidence, sir?
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  Speaker 9: Let's be honest, right, there was a black guy running
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  Speaker 9: around jumping on the back of some kids, white.
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  Speaker 2: Kids playing football. He'd even arrested. Why you assumed the
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  Speaker 2: kids white? You just assume the kids was white. Who
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  Speaker 2: said the kids was white? You just assume the kids
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  Speaker 2: was white. The little boy, little boy sounded black in
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  Speaker 2: the report. Black kid ain't gonna let nobody on the
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  Speaker 2: other back.
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  Speaker 3: I mean little He could be one of the little
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  Speaker 3: timmy kids in your high school like him.
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  Speaker 2: Let random come in the back of it, on my back. Okay, No,
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  Speaker 2: it's a celebration. Everybody just celebrated in the moment. Let
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  Speaker 2: me tell you on your back then, right now, I
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  Speaker 2: knew you wanted to be the piggy back.
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  Speaker 3: As soon as I told this story, I knew he
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  Speaker 3: was gonna get bricked up over there and start getting
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  Speaker 3: like this crazy anyway, Sherwin Schagan, forty two year old
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  Speaker 3: from Cleveland, Ohio, was running around from state to state
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  Speaker 3: putting his balls on people's back.
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  Speaker 2: He's known as the Piggyback Bandit just hilarious. Guess what
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  Speaker 2: way is white? So why do you say that he
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  Speaker 2: just is? I always go by the last names.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be honest. I'm just gonna assume this is white. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: hope we all are absolutely correct. Oh that's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: He going on? Is he white with a little down?
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Yeah, that's that's that's mixed,
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  Speaker 2: that's mixed up.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That don't make you by I don't know. You don't
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  Speaker 3: make you by racial man. Okay, that means you're white
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  Speaker 3: and you suffer from a condition.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah it's not he I don't. I don't talk you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I get it. I don't. I don't know why I talk.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why I talked. I don't know what
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying. I got crying now I can't.
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  Speaker 3: Niggas, but dam get a little freaking y'all know that
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  Speaker 3: it was one up here and remember Ricky Smiley, but
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  Speaker 3: one a.
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  Speaker 2: Pair and he was on me.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, all, yeah, Chris, Man, they'd be freaky.
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  Speaker 2: Man's still human at the understand, but they're the first
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  Speaker 2: to get down with it.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 2: They want to put it down. Yo, you're going to
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  Speaker 2: a lunch. Guaranteed you going to a lunch. I'm telling
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  Speaker 2: you right there.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, I'm telling you you're going to going to a
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  Speaker 3: right now?
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  Speaker 2: Ye? My last ept? What he apollow you right now?
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  Speaker 2: How you might as well? I'm trying to tell you
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  Speaker 2: right now, you're going to a lunch. Yes, you're going
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  Speaker 2: to I'm not going with you by yourself.
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  Speaker 9: All right now, let's open up the phone lines eight
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  Speaker 9: hundred five eight five one oh five one.
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  Speaker 2: Cam Newton is back at it. Cam Newton is one
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  Speaker 2: of the best media personalities. Yes, yes he is. He
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  Speaker 2: keeps the computer putentout does.
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  Speaker 9: And yesterday he had a conversation. He was talking about
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  Speaker 9: platonic relationships.
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  Speaker 3: What platonic relationships?
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  Speaker 2: Your life with the woman?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: No, I'm not about to be around no woman platonically
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  Speaker 7: listen how to unpacked this care wow, because I'm not
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  Speaker 7: about to play them type of games.
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  Speaker 2: It is it self control. It may be self control.
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  Speaker 7: If she fine, I'm not about to have her around
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  Speaker 7: playing like I don't think that she's attractive.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have good looking woman that's friends around me.
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  Speaker 5: So no, just all the all the if I take
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  Speaker 5: the word friendship off of the table, do you have
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  Speaker 5: platonic relationships in your life that involved women? I just
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  Speaker 5: told you I don't have no attractive woman that I'm
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  Speaker 5: cool with that I do not have plans on stabbing.
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  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 9: Even this man is calling me ugly or because I'm
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  Speaker 9: his friend, like we friends?
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  Speaker 1: Hell?
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  Speaker 3: You mean, can't call you to homie?
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  Speaker 2: They don't drink five eighty five one on five one.
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  Speaker 9: Can you be in a platonic relationship with someone that
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  Speaker 9: is attractive?
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  Speaker 2: Let the bull lies, Let's talk about it when we
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  Speaker 2: come back. It's the Breakfast Club. Good Morning Donkey.
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