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FULL SHOW: Petrol, Am I Right? · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show.
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  Speaker 1: Our biggest show.
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  Speaker 2: The Hootie Big Show.
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  Speaker 1: With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. Big Show. Oh, g'day,
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  Speaker 1: you mad bastards. Great to have your company this Friday afternoon.
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  Speaker 1: It is the 25th of September, 2026. And you, my friends,
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  Speaker 1: as always, listening to The Big Show, brought to you
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  Speaker 4: Crave-worthy street food, freshly made with Reburg Air.
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  Speaker 3: Crave-worthy.
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  Speaker 1: Your great stuff Mogi, you stallion You stud, you Greek
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  Speaker 1: god How's life?
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  Speaker 5: Going pretty grousey, you mad dog You sick son of
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  Speaker 5: a bitch.
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  Speaker 4: I've been waiting for that For the full read Have
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  Speaker 4: I never done that before? Not in about two years
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  Speaker 4: Or at least.
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  Speaker 5: A year There you go for all you train spotters
• 1:01
  Speaker 5: out there Pretty grouse man Another beautiful day in the
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  Speaker 5: city of sales If you like the.
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  Speaker 1: Freezing cold Yeah, she's nippy.
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  Speaker 5: She's a little bit nipply out there, but fortunately that
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  Speaker 5: means old Pugsan's on high alert.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: How you going, brother? No Keezy today, and you're over
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  Speaker 5: the moon, eh? Whenever Keezy's not here, old Pugsan.
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  Speaker 1: He is a completely different human being.
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  Speaker 5: His mood goes through the.
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  Speaker 1: Unbelievable.
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  Speaker 5: Into the clouds. Guys, come on.
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  Speaker 4: I'm always professional, but let's just say I can finally
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  Speaker 4: be myself.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: And that feels right.
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  Speaker 5: You two are constantly going at each other.
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  Speaker 3: 100%.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know what it is, but... For some reason,
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  Speaker 5: Keezy feels the need to tell you how to do
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  Speaker 5: your job, and that must get so tiring for you, bro.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, sometimes it helps because I forget, you know?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: How are you, Jase, man?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, good, thank you. I'll be honest with you, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I was all over the place this morning. I just
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  Speaker 1: couldn't get my brain functioning.
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  Speaker 5: Would you say sixes and sevens?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, not even, my brain just wasn't working and I
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: was sitting on the couch and I thought, come on then,
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  Speaker 1: young fella, get your ass up and go for a
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  Speaker 1: vigorous walk around the city, which I then did. Beautiful morning,
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  Speaker 1: went down to the wharf there, walked back, got myself
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  Speaker 1: a peanut butter milkshake, sat in the square for 20
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  Speaker 1: minutes in the sun.
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  Speaker 5: What? What? Jesus.
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  Speaker 1: It's a sad life, isn't it? I sat there sucking
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  Speaker 1: on my peanut butter milkshake, got home and wanted to
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  Speaker 1: have a nana nap. It didn't change at all. My
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  Speaker 1: brain still wasn't working.
• 2:29
  Speaker 5: Did you have a nap?
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  Speaker 1: No, I didn't. I won't tell you.
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  Speaker 4: What I did.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, please don't.
• 2:36
  Speaker 1: I tell you what. Yeah. Massive show ahead, though. Massive.
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  Speaker 3: What's happening on The Big Show with Old Moby?
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  Speaker 5: Great news, fellas. The Warriors are out of the NRL.
• 2:52
  Speaker 5: They're not in the run for the grand final. So
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  Speaker 5: while there's a couple of semis on this weekend, the
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  Speaker 5: Warriors aren't involved in it. So we won't be talking
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  Speaker 5: about it. Just wanted to flag that. Okay. Just flagging that.
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  Speaker 5: Pugson's got his come dime with me coming up. I
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  Speaker 5: think not for quite a few weeks yet. But he's
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  Speaker 5: got a few questions, obviously. He's trying to get the
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  Speaker 5: inside track.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: So we'll find out what that's all about.
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  Speaker 5: And also, fellas, petrol.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 5: The price of petrol has gone up in some places
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  Speaker 5: to over $ 5, if you can believe that. So we
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  Speaker 5: want to do a price check around the country. Texas3483,
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  Speaker 5: what's your name, where are you from, and how much
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  Speaker 5: does petrol cost where you are? We'll go cheapest and
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  Speaker 5: most expensive. I'm interested to know how low it can go.
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  Speaker 1: It's weird, isn't it?
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  Speaker 5: You can be 100 metres away between petrol stations and
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  Speaker 5: the price can be as different as $ 3.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. I've seen that. It's outrageous. It's an absolute disgrace
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  Speaker 1: what's going on at the moment. But hey! Don't get
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  Speaker 1: down about it, New Zealand. Just sit back, relax, listen
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  Speaker 1: to some tunes and the fellas. And we'll start that
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  Speaker 1: off with a bit of Linkin Park.
• 3:57
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 4:01
  Speaker 1: Yes, indeed. Radiohead there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show
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  Speaker 1: this Friday afternoon. The time is 4.14. Just a reminder, too,
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  Speaker 1: we're going to be giving away one of our prizes
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  Speaker 1: for Trade Tested.
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  Speaker 6: We are.
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  Speaker 1: So have your phones on, you mad bastards.
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  Speaker 3: That's right.
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  Speaker 4: You can win yourself $ 2, 500 with a Trade Tested product,
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  Speaker 4: but it's not the last time we're going to do it.
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  Speaker 3: I think we've got two more winners, fellas, but keep
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  Speaker 3: your phone on.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, good on you, man.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, petrol prices, fellas, they're doing the rounds again in
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  Speaker 5: the news, and I'm not surprised.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: This might be the most expensive, I think, that I've
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  Speaker 5: ever seen them.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I think so.
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  Speaker 5: Great Barrier Island, the Barrier Times over there, they've got
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  Speaker 5: a pamphlet that they handwritten. They call it a newspaper,
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  Speaker 5: but it's literally a pamphlet. Yes. Right.
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  Speaker 1: Literally. Well, there's not a lot going on over there.
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  Speaker 5: There's very little going on, and especially when everyone has
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  Speaker 5: to stay home because petrol prices have hit. $ 5. 11 per litre.
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  Speaker 5: It's outrageous. That's big bucks. Over on Waiheke Island, my
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  Speaker 5: former stomping ground, your unleaded 91 was sitting at around $ 4.
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  Speaker 3: 04.
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  Speaker 5: So we wanted to know on 3483, how much are
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  Speaker 5: you backbones out there paying for a litre, and where
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  Speaker 5: are you, and what's your name? We've had a few
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  Speaker 5: texts come through here. G'day, you backbones.
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  Speaker 4: $ 3.
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  Speaker 1: 48 for 91 here in Christchurch. Right, okay, yes.
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  Speaker 4: $ 2.
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  Speaker 5: 90 for diesel.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: $ 2. 90 for diesel. Now, I don't know what your earliest
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  Speaker 5: memory is, Jase, but when I was a kid, it
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  Speaker 5: was 87 cents for a litre of petrol, and I
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  Speaker 5: think your diesel was around about.
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  Speaker 1: 45 or 44.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was always cheaper, isn't it? Something like that,
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  Speaker 5: because it's a filthy bastard, the old diesel.
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  Speaker 4: Inflation had probably gone up by the time that you
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  Speaker 4: sort of remember, though, because you were 10 years younger.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, maybe.
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  Speaker 3: So maybe like a couple of bucks or something.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But, I mean, it's... It's an outrage.
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  Speaker 5: It's a fair amount of money, Jase. Can I say
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  Speaker 5: that to you?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, it is.
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  Speaker 5: It's a fair chunk out of a man's payback and
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  Speaker 5: woman's when she's paying $ 5 a litre or $ 3. 50 or $ 3.
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  Speaker 1: 70. I remember the times back in the day when
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  Speaker 1: I was on the bones of my arse. You know,
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  Speaker 1: it is a really serious issue for people because, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh, God, about $ 12, how much? You
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean? And even times where it was like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I can actually afford to go there
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  Speaker 1: because I've got no petrol and I can't afford to
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  Speaker 1: buy petrol.
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  Speaker 5: This is a bloody disgrace. It's an abject disgrace. I
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  Speaker 5: completely agree with you. And Bogg, oh, Bogg, you remember Bogg.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Bogg. Mad bastard.
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  Speaker 5: He's just sputtered over the room of tuckers on his
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  Speaker 5: way to Marston and can confirm that diesel is $ 3. 03
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  Speaker 5: in Featherston.
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  Speaker 1: Outrageous.
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  Speaker 4: What confuses me is that I live, so I live
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  Speaker 4: in Mount Eden most of the time.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, la-dee-da.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, well, he was just talking about Waiheke, so I
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  Speaker 3: don't know.
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  Speaker 1: What you're on about. Oh, okay, a bit defensive much?
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  Speaker 4: And then I'll go out west, or like in the
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  Speaker 4: middle of nowhere out west, like on the.
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  Speaker 1: The Wops.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And it will be sometimes more expensive further out in
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  Speaker 4: the Wops than.
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  Speaker 3: The central, I don't know, I thought central would be
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  Speaker 3: more expensive.
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  Speaker 5: It's because they've got to get it out further.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it costs them the petrol to get it out
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  Speaker 1: to the watts.
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  Speaker 5: That's the problem, is they're spending all this money on
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  Speaker 5: petrol to deliver the petrol.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And that costs a goddamn, that costs a bomb.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Now, that's obviously why it costs so much to get
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  Speaker 5: all over to your places like your Great Barrier, Jase.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know why they bother with the Great Barrier.
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  Speaker 5: You know, over there, if I was on Great Barrier,
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  Speaker 5: I'd be horse and carton.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, so would I.
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  Speaker 5: You know, it's an interesting joint out there. You know,
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  Speaker 5: I've been over there many, many, many times. And, you know,
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  Speaker 5: you'll be down at the local pub there and ram
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  Speaker 5: to the gills.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes.
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  Speaker 5: And every one of the individuals there is also rammed
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  Speaker 5: to the gills.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Somehow at the end of the night, the car park
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  Speaker 5: is empty. Yeah, yeah. They must have one of those
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  Speaker 5: dollar driver services over there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, surely. You know my interesting fact about the Great
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  Speaker 1: Barrier Island? Go on. It has the highest rate per
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  Speaker 1: capita of convicted murderers.
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  Speaker 5: How good's that?
• 8:08
  Speaker 1: How good's that? Obviously, people have gone... You know, I'm
• 8:13
  Speaker 1: just going to go and live my life out on
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  Speaker 1: the barrier there.
• 8:16
  Speaker 5: Well, better be careful because these petrol prices might be
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  Speaker 5: driving those bastards to act again. What do you reckon, Pugs?
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  Speaker 3: Keep the prices coming on 3483, $ 50 re-bag of ouches.
• 8:35
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 8:38
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 8:41
  Speaker 1: Rage against the machine there on the Radio Hodaki Big
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  Speaker 1: Show this Friday afternoon. The time is 4.26 and we're
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  Speaker 1: talking about the outrageous... price of petrol at the moment.
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  Speaker 1: It's going through the roof. And I'm sad to say, fellas,
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  Speaker 1: even with the prices that we're talking about right now,
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  Speaker 1: it's going to get worse.
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  Speaker 5: I just want you to know, Pugs, it's going to
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  Speaker 5: get worse.
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  Speaker 1: It's going to get so much worse.
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  Speaker 5: So whatever you're thinking.
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  Speaker 1: Don't depress anyone.
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  Speaker 5: But it's going to get worse.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sweet as. My car's been in the shop for
• 9:09
  Speaker 3: six months.
• 9:09
  Speaker 5: That's right. Well, I think your mechanic, and we should
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  Speaker 5: probably talk about that at some stage, but your mechanic
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  Speaker 5: has absolutely done you.
• 9:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, totally.
• 9:15
  Speaker 5: He has done you and he continues to do you.
• 9:18
  Speaker 5: And you just love it. I just lay there and
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  Speaker 5: I take it. $ 3. 45 for 95 here in Southbridge, which
• 9:25
  Speaker 5: is about 45 minutes south of Christchurch.
• 9:27
  Speaker 1: Right, okay.
• 9:29
  Speaker 5: $ 3. 06 for diesel in Pukekohe. Man, Trump's a dick, isn't he?
• 9:33
  Speaker 1: Don't. I don't see how the two are related. Yeah,
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: not at all.
• 9:38
  Speaker 5: Hastings Caltex, diesel is at $ 3. 17.
• 9:43
  Speaker 1: That's the highest one yet.
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  Speaker 5: That's at Hastings Caltex on Amahu Road.
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  Speaker 4: $ 3.
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  Speaker 5: 42 for 91 here in New Brighton Christchurch.
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  Speaker 1: It's outrageous. Yes.
• 9:52
  Speaker 5: This texter says, less eating and drinking money. And that's 100%,
• 9:57
  Speaker 5: isn't it? You've got to drive further to get paid.
• 10:00
  Speaker 5: less by your boss. It's good stuff. This text here,
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  Speaker 5: on the petrol prices, I had a shocker the other day.
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  Speaker 5: I went to the snow on my way back home.
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  Speaker 5: I was looking for a mobile because I've got a
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  Speaker 5: Smiles card. People love their discounts, Jase.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: You know when the prices are going through the roof?
• 10:17
  Speaker 5: I went to go to the mobile in Taumaranui. Unfortunately,
• 10:22
  Speaker 5: Google Maps took me to mobile in Taihape. My internal
• 10:26
  Speaker 5: GPS around that area isn't great, so I didn't realise
• 10:28
  Speaker 5: I was going the wrong way until I was 40
• 10:30
  Speaker 5: minutes the wrong direction, and I was not happy at all.
• 10:34
  Speaker 5: Not only was I 40 minutes in the wrong direction,
• 10:36
  Speaker 5: I got there and realised that the gas was more
• 10:38
  Speaker 5: expensive than it was in Awakuni. I was effing and
• 10:42
  Speaker 5: jeffing and then got stuck in a snowstorm and had
• 10:46
  Speaker 5: to sleep in my car.
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: Can I please have a reburger voucher? Yes, you bloody
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: well absolutely can. Just on the petrol station, I've got
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: a funny story about that. Jeez, it's funny.
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  Speaker 3: I bet it is now that you've said that.
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: It's not petrol related, but it's to do with a
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  Speaker 1: petrol station.
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  Speaker 5: Sure.
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  Speaker 1: And it was in Christchurch, funnily enough, and I woke
• 11:10
  Speaker 1: up in Christchurch about five in the morning, and I
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: was like, God, I'd run out of durries. And I
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: was like, I need a durry. I need a durry.
• 11:18
  Speaker 5: I need.
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: So I looked at my phone and, you know, on
• 11:22
  Speaker 1: the map and said, where's the nearest petrol station? Because
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: I was going to walk the bastard. And I found
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: it and it was about, you know, one and a
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  Speaker 1: half K away. And I went, sweet, I'm going to
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: do it. So I got my clothes on, walked in Christ.
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: It's freezing cold. You know, it was early hours of
• 11:38
  Speaker 1: the morning. Finally found the place after much effing and jeffing.
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: And it was like a little truck stop and it
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: wasn't even open.
• 11:47
  Speaker 5: How much was the diesel?
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: It was about $ 2. 50 at that point, I think.
• 11:52
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: Blur there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show. This Friday afternoon,
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: the time is 4.36 now. We asked Pugs to go
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: and find some snacks for us, didn't we, Mogi?
• 12:06
  Speaker 5: Will he do?
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: He came back with two dry old cheese scones. To
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: rub salt further into the wound. Where are they? They're
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: on the kitchen bench. They're on the kitchen bench. You're welcome.
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: To rub salt further into the wound. There's no butter.
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: So they're just dry old, crusty cheese scones.
• 12:27
  Speaker 5: You're a shocking bastard, mate.
• 12:29
  Speaker 4: Sorry, so not only do you have an issue with
• 12:30
  Speaker 4: the fact that I got you scones without butter, you
• 12:33
  Speaker 4: have a problem with scones in the first place?
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm not a big fan of a cheese scone
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: to start off with, but needs must. Anyway, now listen.
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: In good and better news. This is good stuff. We've
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: released a mascot.
• 12:50
  Speaker 5: People have been crying out, Jason. You would have been
• 12:52
  Speaker 5: running into this as well. Been here for nine, five
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  Speaker 5: and a half years, day in, day out, whether it's
• 12:56
  Speaker 5: a supermarket, whether I'm getting the rego renewed on my car,
• 13:01
  Speaker 5: whether I'm buying a new pair of slacks. People come
• 13:05
  Speaker 5: up to me and they say, hey, Radio Hauraki is great,
• 13:07
  Speaker 5: but where's your mascot?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And so we've been lobbying for this in the background
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  Speaker 5: for years and years and years now, and finally, finally,
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  Speaker 5: it's happened. However, our mascot doesn't have a name.
• 13:18
  Speaker 3: That's right. If you haven't seen it, go to any
• 13:21
  Speaker 3: of the Hauraki socials. It's right there.
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  Speaker 4: Essentially, it's a cricket bat with two cricket balls bulging
• 13:28
  Speaker 4: at the bottom there.
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  Speaker 3: Jase, how do you feel about it as an ex-mascot?
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, look.
• 13:31
  Speaker 3: Because you've spent years being a mascot, haven't you?
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: If anyone knows their mascots, it's old Horty J. And
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: this one is an absolute doozy.
• 13:39
  Speaker 5: Because you see it, don't you?
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you do. You do see it. You look at
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: it and you see it. Yes.
• 13:44
  Speaker 5: And you think, cricket bat, couple of balls, Radio Hauraki.
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it's great stuff. So what we're needing is
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: a name.
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  Speaker 3: That's right.
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  Speaker 5: Have you got anything that leaps to mind?
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: Well.
• 14:01
  Speaker 5: Can I tell you what, Jase? This might help because
• 14:03
  Speaker 5: I've got something here. Now, this was left on my desk. Admittedly,
• 14:06
  Speaker 5: it's to Jerry and Mania, but I'm going to read
• 14:08
  Speaker 5: it out anyway. Hi, Jerry and Mania. I'm your new mascot.
• 14:12
  Speaker 5: I have no name. I also don't speak. A few
• 14:16
  Speaker 5: facts about me. I'm single. My pronouns are bat, bulls.
• 14:20
  Speaker 5: I had a big night last night, so I'm slightly dusty.
• 14:24
  Speaker 5: Please don't ask me to do anything too rigorous. That
• 14:27
  Speaker 5: was from Gerry and Mania on the Hauraki Breakfast. That
• 14:30
  Speaker 5: was before Gerry and Mania.
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah. Well, of course, you know,
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: I used to be a mascot. His name was Wally
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: the Wombat.
• 14:37
  Speaker 5: Oh, there you go. What about Wally the Wombat?
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's not a wombat.
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: Wally the was a bat.
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, well.
• 14:44
  Speaker 5: Come on, you guys.
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: Yes, I see what you're saying there. That could work.
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: That could work.
• 14:49
  Speaker 4: I'm sure you can do better. Chuck your suggestion in
• 14:51
  Speaker 4: at hauraki.co.nz or text mascot to 3483. Then we'll send
• 14:57
  Speaker 4: you back a link and you can chuck your suggestion in.
• 14:59
  Speaker 4: All of them are in the drawer for a double
• 15:01
  Speaker 4: pass to the ACC Export Ultra Party Zone at the
• 15:04
  Speaker 4: Hot Spring Twee.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: Oh, God. We're not taking notes. We're already up to
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: four here, mate.
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: The Twee Tenty Black Clash.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, good stuff, mate. There's Sheehan.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: Tune in weekdays at four. Led Zeppelin there on the radio.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: Hauraki Big Show this Friday afternoon. The time is 4.40. Well, wait. 4.48.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: Let's talk TV. What's on the telly with Mike Minogue. Woo! Yes.
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: Fellas, I watched something last night, but I can't talk
• 15:51
  Speaker 5: about it.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 15:53
  Speaker 5: Because I don't want to be negative about it. But
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: isn't that the point of this? The show would love that.
• 15:59
  Speaker 5: I know how hard people work. And so sometimes it's
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: just best to shut up. Keep your mouth shut. You
• 16:07
  Speaker 5: do more harm than good. Can I say that?
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: You can say that.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, man.
• 16:11
  Speaker 5: So that's all I'm going to say about it.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: I'll just leave it there.
• 16:13
  Speaker 5: I did watch something, but I can't.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: I can't do it. You can't do it.
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: Can you say what you disliked without saying what it is?
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: The illogical decisions that the characters made.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: Ah. You know when you're watching something and it's sort
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: of based in reality?
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 16:27
  Speaker 5: It's based in reality. But the people in it are
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: acting in a way that no human being on earth
• 16:31
  Speaker 5: would act. And everybody's acting in a way that nobody
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: would act. But the trouble is it's based in reality.
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: So because you're basing it in reality and then the
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: behavior is unrealistic, it just instantly, you're just like, I
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: am so far from being in on any of this.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: I hate you all. Yeah. And I'm pushing stop. So
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: that's what happened to me. Fellas, I had a very
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: lazy night last night. Don't look at me like that, pugs,
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: on the TV. So when my wife and I are
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: in a lazy mood, we go sort of horrendous doco.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: So we watched one last night called A Toxic Love Story.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: I saw that one sitting there on Netflix. Netflix, yeah.
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: They're the home of shitbox murder.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they are. And to be honest... You can get
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: all of them on the Samsung Crime Channel, to be fair. Oh, sweet.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? This is the basic premise
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: of the story. A couple, they break up. Yeah. A
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: very acrimonious divorce. Then the partner, the man in that couple,
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: goes and meets a new woman. They form a partnership. Now,
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: the story runs that the ex-partner... is absolutely filthy about
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: this new relationship. I started watching this one. And can't
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: let her partner go and is sending him and her very,
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: very intense emails about what she's going to do to
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: them now that they're together.
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: Uh-oh.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: That partner ends up in prison. But was that what happened?
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. So you need to go and
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: watch it to find out what actually happened. That's how
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: it looks from the outside, but actually then they dig deeper,
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: the cops, and they go, hang about, this doesn't make
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: any sense. Yeah. This is not... But you've already chucked
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: her in prison. Yeah, but she's already in prison. This
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: isn't feeling right here. There's something going on here. So look,
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: for what it is, Two points, three buzzies out of five. Wow,
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: three buzzies. Yeah, just three buzzies out of five.
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: Were you okay watching something that was like, obviously that's
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: quite dark, after watching Sheena for five nights in a row?
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: No, it was a good change-up for me. And then
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: I went back to the Tudors, which is very sexy.
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: Sexy stuff.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, good stuff.
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: Fellas I've caught the bug and I've thought about little
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: else other than Widows Bay on Apple TV I think
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: about it and talk about it all the time and
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: I'm surprised it took me this long to watch it
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: but the house that I'm sitting at they have an
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: Apple TV subscription so I'm all over it and I'm
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: up to the final episode an intriguing balance of comedy
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: and horror like sometimes it really leans into the horror
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: which my partner effing hates yeah but then there'll just
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: be something in there to break the tension and we'll
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: be pissing ourselves laughing yeah Really good stuff.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: I give it four out of five buzzies.
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: Just won a record, I believe. Well, it certainly had
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: a record of nominations, 15 nominations, and it won a
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: fair chunk as well.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: It's a brilliant show. Yeah, don't make me say it.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: All right, good stuff, fellas. Let's have a bit of
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Arctic Monkey, shall we? The Friday throbber. Yeah. Now, this
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: has been an institution of the big show, really, hasn't it?
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: It really is.
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: It's been here longer than you or I, Jason.
• 20:18
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Actually. And I've got to say, this year, old Keezy
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: and I have been given an absolute pantsing from Mogi.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: He is a runaway. I don't even know why we're bothering,
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: to be honest.
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: I prefer to say that I'm giving you both a
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: thoroughly deserved poundy.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Actually, I like that better. And if you don't
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: know what the Friday thrubber is, just by chance, each
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: of us in the studio here, we each pick a
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: song to get you in the Friday mood. Then you
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: give us a call on 0800 HODUCKY. The first of
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: two votes wins.
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 20:56
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Obviously, no Keezy today, so we're going to have to
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: endure a Pugsan bloody yummy boys piece of.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: Hang on.
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: I just want to say there's no pugs today, so
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: I know what the songs are.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: And, Jase, I'd be very careful.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Well, you want to start us off, actually. No, no,
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: you go, pug.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: You want me to go?
• 21:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, sure.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: Sweet, okay.
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: I'll tell you what you've got.
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: This is The Streets. Yeah, yeah, like I said, you
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: already fit. But, my gosh, don't you just know it.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to fool you, even though I would
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: like to.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: Jase?
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Mike?
• 21:41
  Speaker 5: What do you got, Jase?
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: This will probably irritate you even more, but it's a tune. Look,
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: you need to indulge me. Just take me back to
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: my prime. It'll probably win. Take me back to my prime. Yeah.
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: Change.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Righto.
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: Bit of echo in the Bunnyman. Bit of echo, yeah.
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: I went with a song that's got a drum in it.
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: LAUGHTER And that is the result of a video I
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: was seeing of a guy hanging around in his own kitchen.
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: just doing that to himself for no particular reason.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, great stuff. Seemed like a sign, fellas. You give
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: us a call right now on 0800 Hauraki, you decide,
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: New Zealand. Whoever probably has a final vote in this
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: will probably give them a re-burger voucher for 50 bucks.
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: We'll pick them randomly, I reckon. Yeah, totally, why not?
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Good on you, mate. In the meantime, here's Green Day.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: It's the Hauraki Big Show's Friday Throbber.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: Dish, dish.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: Mogi.
• 23:24
  Speaker 6: What?
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: Come on, man.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know how I feel about today's throbbers, actually.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Mine's great. Yeah.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: I genuinely, Pugs, genuinely... expect it better from you i
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: really did.
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: That i thought we were going to be in for
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: some kind of a pendulum or yeah say chase and
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: status so you know something uh and i remember when
• 23:49
  Speaker 5: uh this that song came out from the streets his
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: debut his debut single i'm thinking jeez this guy's going
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: nowhere and so it proved yeah so it proved.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: And rightly so if that's the sort of garbage he's
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: putting out there.
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: I don't know what kind of shit you were talking about.
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: It sounds like you're trying to swing the voters.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: No, no.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: So just keep it to a minimum, all right?
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Voters are very strong-willed people.
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: I'll put it to you this way. There are three
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: distinct choices here.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean?
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: That's what I said to you.
• 24:17
  Speaker 5: So people are going to love it one way or
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: the other.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: All right, Pugs, what did you go with?
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, like I said, you are really fit.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: You're fit.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh. Don't you just know it.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to fool you.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: He's done.
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: Hoity J, what have you got, man?
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Hey, hey, hey. You're not getting 20 seconds, man. Come on, mate.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Get on with it.
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: You guys have lost touch.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: Bit of nostalgia.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Bit of nostalgia for old Hoity J. Under the blue
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: moon I saw you.
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: Just going to reserve all judgment until maybe post-Throbber.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so. Yeah, that's sort of what I
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: was aiming for.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, here we go, man. This is Mogi. Oh, man.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: I do love that song.
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Okay, good stuff. Do you want to choose where we go.
• 25:20
  Speaker 6: Here, Mogi?
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's nice of you, man. Let's just start from
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: the top. Oh, okay.
• 25:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Jory, you mad bastard. How's life? Oh, not too bad, mate.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: How's yours? Yeah, good. Thanks, Jory. What are you running
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: with there, Jory? I'm going with Mogi today, guys. Yeah, man.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Good on you, Mogi. You get it, man. That's the
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: thing about you, Jory. You always have. Whatever. G'day, Peter,
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: you mad bastard.
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: How's life?
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty good. How about you? Yeah, good. Thanks, mate.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Can't complain. Pete up.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: What are you running with?
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm down with the sickness. I'm going with Nogi. Yeah. Yeah.
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: You get it, man.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: You get it.
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: And probably because he's the only guy left on. Stay
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: on the line there, Peter, because there could be something
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: in it for your brother. Because the other guy's gone.
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: It was just a quick two votes today, fellas.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: It's true.
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, true.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, jeez. I suppose you've got to play it then,
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: don't you? I'm governing the lane. I think we're better, eh?
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Might go for wee years, actually. Scum.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Disturbed. Down with the sickness.
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: Down with the sickness, man.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: That's your throbber for your Friday afternoon.
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: I wonder what, I guess, first of all, Pugs, can
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: you give us your thoughts on the songs this week?
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: Do you have any sort of thoughts here about, you know,
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: given the history, the quite intense history that we've had
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: this year around selections, were you surprised that Jase came
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: in with that particular song?
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: No, not necessarily.
• 26:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, why?
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: Just in the sense that it's not a throbber again.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, absolutely.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: No, not a throbber.
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: And we've been through this time and time and time again.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: What if I told you that wasn't his first choice?
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, great.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: So he actually had another song that probably would have
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: been better.
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: And I'll leave it with you, Jase, because you might
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: want to use it on another week.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: But a tool. Oh, did you? Yeah. What happened there?
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: I just wasn't feeling it. You know what I mean?
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: You didn't feel like winning.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: And then I was listening to my tunes and I went, oh,
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: this old doozy. This is a great song. It's not
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: a Throbba Hoi DJ. By any stretch of the imagination.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: You might just squeeze through because a few backbones out
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: there might go, oh, yeah, that's a tune. I love
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: that song.
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: You only need two passionate people, two passionate fans of
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: a song to pick up the phone and start dialing.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Where I feel, I mean, fair cop, Mogi, well done.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: I just feel like that was Pugs' fault, though. You
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: know what I mean?
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: That you won that.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: That's right. Because I don't even know what his song was.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: Would you define his as a throbber?
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: Well, I mean, I wouldn't, no.
• 27:51
  Speaker 6: No.
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: That's because I've long held a hatred for that particular song.
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: Doesn't mean it's bad by any stretch of the imagination.
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: But for me, I just feel.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: For me... It sucks. Yeah, look, and I'm only speaking
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: from my point of view.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: Mogi's allowed to talk. You are not allowed to say shit.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: My perspective here, God, I hated it so much. But....
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: It was the streets fit me in and it is
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: a tune. That was big for me in the 2000s.
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: A huge song. Absolutely it was. And here we are.
• 28:29
  Speaker 5: We find ourselves, you know, on the verge of... Well,
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: on the verge of... daylight savings we're almost in october
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: yeah how good and.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: Pugs huh still yet to get on board zero i
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: know it's humiliating zero with an.
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: Asterisk i don't want to okay we'll go through the
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: school board pugs zero where did i get an asterisk
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: from oh probably for the street song yeah yeah yeah
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: uh okay so pugs on a fat zero with an
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: asterisk uh at way out in front uh 17 now
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: well done Are we.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Getting into unassailable territory here? I think we are.
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: Well, Keezy probably has a better shot with 11.
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: And one asterisk. Jace, seven with two asterisks and a
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: small D.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: The other thing, of course, is you guys have got
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: a couple of weeks coming off. Coming up. So I've
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: got a chance to extend my lead.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: And then I might just do a few comedy tunes,
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: you know?
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no.
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: Just for the hell of it when you're out in front, eh?
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: You can just toy with us.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, good stuff. How do you guys feel about a
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: bit of powder finger just to, calm down a bit?
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: Bit of a palate cleanser.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Yes, I think so.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 29:47
  Speaker 6: Red.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Chili Peppers there on the Hodaki Big Show this Friday afternoon.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: The time is 5.26. Now, regular listeners to this show
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: will know that over the last three months, the fellas
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: have embarked on a dining culinary experience, namely come dine
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: with the fellas. Mogi, I, and Keezy have all done
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: our turns, and there's only one person left to go,
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: and that's old Puck's arm. Come dine with?
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: The Feelers.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: G'day, fellas.
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: Let me start by saying there is a webpage up
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: now under the gigs and events tab at hodoki.co.nz, which
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: is a full recap of all the dinner parties so far,
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: so all the videos that we've done, and also the
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: podcast so you can catch up on the reviews and
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: the scoring.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: Yes. Hodoki.co.nz. Bloody great work from you, Pugs.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: It was actually Dilly. Now, fellas, I.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Bloody great work from Dilly, too. Yeah, really good work
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: from Dilly. Jeez.
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: I have a question for you guys.
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: But before I get into asking for advice from two
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: people that have hosted already, I just want to make
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: sure that this won't affect my sort of scoring down
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: the line if I, you know, just ask you guys
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: a couple of questions.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: No, no.
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: I mean, Keezy asked a whole bunch of questions, didn't he?
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: He did.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: And just before you ask your question, and this is
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: just as a sideline, from the very outset, I want
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: to be very clear that that I've always said you're
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: the favourite for this. Yes. You constantly come in telling
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: us about your magnificent meals that you create. And so
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Mogi and I are very much looking forward to it.
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: Very confident. The only thing I really worry about is
• 31:26
  Speaker 5: the vibe.
• 31:27
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: That's just going to happen on its own. There's nothing
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: you can really do about it.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: No, no.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: You don't think it's going to be a good vibe?
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: Well, I just don't know. I just don't know.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: You can't tell with me, eh?
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: We don't know. Just wear your beret, we'll get it.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: A couple of chuckles.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: Can it be your mother-in-law's beret?
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sure. She won't mind.
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: I just want to check on the, get really specific
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: about the rules of the share of work.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: In the kitchen.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: Because, so obviously I'm planning the meals at the moment
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: with my darling partner. We're working out our theme, our
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: menu and things like that. And we've got a bit
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: of time. But when my partner has a meal idea
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: in mind or, you know, is sharing an idea with me.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: She really wants to take charge of that, especially if
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: it's something that maybe is on theme that she's made before.
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: So I just sort of want to check how, in
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: order to ensure my scoring is safe, that I can
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: toe the line, how much can my partner help.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: When it comes to the cooking and the preparing and things.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: She's wearing the pants, is she? She's wearing the pants.
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: She sometimes wears pants.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: Not all the time. Well, it's a tricky one, isn't it?
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: I'll be honest with you. Well, what you've got here
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: is you've got, I did everything by myself.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:46
  Speaker 5: Keezy did everything by himself. Jase got help. Now, Jase,
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: in all honesty, should have been marked down for that,
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: but he wasn't. So he got lucky. The problem that
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: you've got now is we're sort of been establishing the.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Rules a little bit as we go along. Yes, yeah.
• 33:03
  Speaker 5: Because the problem we've got is we haven't done it
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: like come down with me at all. What we should
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: have done is everybody has to set their menu the
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: week before, so everyone's locked into what they're doing. You
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: can't change it and go, oh, my God, this has
• 33:14
  Speaker 5: been a great day. I'm going to change what I'm
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: going to do because I've seen what they've done.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: Because you've set your menu, you've set your theme, and
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: you go Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday of a week, and
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: that's your lot.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: So that's what we haven't done. So there's been a
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: whole bunch of rule shifts over the course of this.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: It's been quite flexible.
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: Which have led to some, you know, there's people unhappy.
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: Some people out there are unhappy.
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: Well, most notably and recently, Keezy preparing some food before
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: his actual dinner party.
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: That's right.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: Up to three days before. And now, you know, that's
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: good planning.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: It's a disgrace.
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: It's good planning is what it is.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: Right. So I think what you're going to find, Pugs,
• 33:52
  Speaker 5: is in all honesty– The questions are going to come
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: at you, if not from me, certainly from Keezy.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think he's going to be extra harsh.
• 33:59
  Speaker 5: Keezy is going to be asking you, when was this made?
• 34:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: By whom? What day?
• 34:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: You're going to get all of those questions.
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: Well, I feed back to him that I thought his
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: entree could have used a bit more risk, and he said,
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: can't wait for your risky entree.
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: Well, and I think you're right. I mean, you gave
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: him an eight, but I asked him for the recipe,
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: and there isn't one.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: Do you know?
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: And so you've got to mark that. So he's going
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: to have a very high. I think that Keezy is
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: going to be throwing sixes left, right, and center.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: I really do.
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: And I'm going to have to cop it because of
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: you guys, which is so good. 100%.
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: Because what Keezy's not going to want to do, Jason,
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: and you know him as well as anyone, you think
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: Keezy's going to want to come last on this?
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: No. I don't. I don't.
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: So I think old Keezy's going to be dragging down
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: the vibe.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: He's going to be throwing haymakers. He is. You know
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: what I mean? He's going to go in there just swinging.
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: Entree, this is the best thing I've ever eaten.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Three.
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: So I think the vibe is just do whatever I'm
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: going to do and accept that there's probably going to
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: be a few curveballs.
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: I think you do your best. You're going to give
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: yourself your best opportunity if you do it all yourself.
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: If you do it all yourself. That would be my
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: recommendation to you.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: Will there be some sticky beef?
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: Maybe tofu.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike, and Keezy. Tune
• 35:20
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• 35:23
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• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Friday afternoon, and this is the part of the job
• 35:29
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• 35:33
  Speaker 1: mate at Trade Tested, we have an amazing price to
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: give away, up to the value of $ 2, 500. Am I
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: correct there, Pagsan?
• 35:42
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• 35:43
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• 35:46
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• 35:51
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• 35:55
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• 35:57
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• 35:59
  Speaker 4: have another one next Friday, and I think even the
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: Friday after that.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Yes, we do. So what should we do? Give our
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: winner a call, fellas? Let's do it! Let's do.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: It!
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: Come on, man.
• 36:09
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• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Hello. G'day. Is this Liam, is it? It is. Yeah, g'day, Liam.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: It's old hoity J, Mogi and Pugsun from the big show.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: How you going, you mad bastard?
• 36:19
  Speaker 5: Oh, I'm very well, thank you.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: How you going? Now, Liam, I understand that you took
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: part in our competition with our mates at Trade Tested.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Is that correct? Yeah, I did, actually. Yeah, okay.
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: Liam, do you remember anything from your wish list that.
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: You put on there? Oh, I put stand-up paddle boards.
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: Which is crazy, by the way. I remember I've got
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: a couple of the other things here. You've got a barbecue,
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: a chest freezer, a trolley, and that paddleboard.
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: Oh, sick.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Does that sound right to you, Liam?
• 36:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, sounds about right.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, great news for you, my friend. That's all yours.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: How good?
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: Pretty good, man.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Not bad.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: Just $ 2, 500, man. Not a bad day, not.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: A bad day. Not bad at all.
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: Right in time for summer. What's your favourite thing to
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: chuck on the barbie there, man?
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: Oh, I do like a stay.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: Having some fresh food.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it does. Yeah, yeah. Good on you. And what
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: are your plans tonight there, Liam? A bit of celebrating,
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: I imagine.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: Might have to be.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: I've got work tomorrow.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, that can wait.
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: Well, you can just go and see your boss and
• 37:28
  Speaker 5: tell him that you can stick the.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: I'm Rich Smogie. Yeah!
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: You did it, man.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah!
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: Hold the line, Liam.
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: You can get everything you need for summer from tradetester.co.nz.
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: The competition is still open.
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: So head to hodaki.co.nz for all the details.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: All right, fellas?
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: Fellas. Fellas.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, boy. News on the Hodaki Big Show. This Friday evening,
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: the time is 5.51. Fellas, very exciting night in the
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Hoiti J household last night. Another auction started, an estate auction,
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: which is basically an online auction where they go to
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: deceased estates. And just grab all the stuff and then
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: sell it.
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: It's where the people die, pugs. Often of old age.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: Judging by the things that they have.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: A lot of the things.
• 38:21
  Speaker 5: Now, can I say, Jase, I also, I get the emails,
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: I trawl through them as well. Yes. It's really weird
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: because it's all very, very similar stuff. Do you know
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: what I mean?
• 38:30
  Speaker 6: Yes, I do.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: Like auction by auction by auction.
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: Everyone's got a bunch of weird chairs, vases, lamps, and
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: all sorts, but all very much in the same style. Generally,
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: either incredibly expensive or very suspiciously reasonably priced.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: You know, and I would love to buy it all,
• 38:49
  Speaker 5: but it's one of those things where it's like, well,
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: I absolutely do not need it.
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: And I'd just be wasting what money I've got.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 38:56
  Speaker 5: And so I sort of steer clear of it now,
• 38:58
  Speaker 5: but I spend a lot of time on those things.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're great stuff. I mean, if you're looking, as
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: you say, something a bit more unusual or outside the box,
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: you know, not your sort of store-bought stuff, pugs aren't.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: But it's a really interesting thing for me because I
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: observe myself while I'm observing things. And I i get
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: sort of obsessions about stuff and i don't know why
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: um for example my latest obsession is japanese knives and
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: i'm not talking like sumaru uh sumeride knives or anything
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: like that sumeride sumeride Samurai. There you go. Sorry.
• 39:45
  Speaker 6: God.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: I mean Japanese cooking knives. Yes. Like they're handmade. Oh,
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: they're beautiful. Absolutely stunning. Yeah. So I was getting into
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: those because there were hundreds of the buggers, and I
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: was like, this is great stuff. Bid on that bar.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: It's $ 20. That's a bargain. Bidding away on all these knives.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: But the ridiculous thing about that is the day before
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: this auction, My wife, we were looking at all our
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: knives in the kitchen. This is before I even saw
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: the Japanese knives. and she said, oh, we should go
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: and get those sharpened. And I said, oh, do you
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: know where to go to get them sharpened? And she said, oh, yeah,
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: a friend of mine, she was out with a friend
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: of hers, and she'd taken this big bundle of knives
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: with her. Yeah. And my wife was like, oh, where
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: are you taking those? And she said, oh, just down
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: the road to get them sharpened. And I said, oh, well,
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: what a great idea. And it was cheap as chips. Yeah.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? And we've got like six
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: or seven really nice knives.
• 40:41
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Cooking knives. And I, well, let's do that, for goodness sakes.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: And so that was, you know, I'd only just had
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: that conversation, and now I'm looking at Japanese cooking.
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: Knives going, oh, that's a beauty. I want to bid
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: on that bastard. You're not buying the practicality. You're buying
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: it because it's cool.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the dream.
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: And because you need to occupy your time. Well, that's
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: why drinking was so good because you're very, very rarely
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: going to be drinking and just sitting around buying knives
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: you're out and about you're having adventures yes are.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: Your knives no good are they lacking.
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: Well there's some of them are really not sharp this
• 41:18
  Speaker 5: is the thing and this is what people do right
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: you buy great knives and a great knife any knife
• 41:21
  Speaker 5: really should last you your whole life not any knife
• 41:24
  Speaker 5: but it should but it used to be that everybody
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: would have in their house a stone and a steel
• 41:28
  Speaker 5: and you'd sharpen it yourself but nobody knows how to
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: do it anymore so they just get blunt Then you
• 41:33
  Speaker 5: F and Jeff, and then you stab yourself with it.
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: And then you bin him, and if you want a
• 41:37
  Speaker 5: sharp knife, you need a new one.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, totally.
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: Well, you were saying it's because a lot of the
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: time that people have died that these estate things kind
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: of come along.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: Maybe it was, in this case, a.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Sumaru that passed away. It could have been a sumaru.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: A sumari or a sumaru.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: A sumaru. Well, you know, and the other thing I
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: need to factor in here, and I think this is
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: a sort of unconscious part of my brain is Pugsan's
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: looking after my joint again. Oh, yeah. And you know,
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: he is a top quality chef. He loves all, he
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: loves all things Japanese.
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: You're setting me up for failure.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: And I'm thinking to myself, geez, I better have, imagine
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: how good that'll be for Pugsan to have in my
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: block there some handcrafted Japanese cooking knives for his sticky beef,
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: et cetera.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope your Friday's absolutely going off.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: You're listening to The Big Show, incidentally, brought to you
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: by Reburger.
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: Serving good times and good food. Dine in or take
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: away Reburger today.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: Scrumptedly umptious. I believe you're going out for dinner tonight,
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: old mogey.
• 42:52
  Speaker 5: We've got a bit of a date night with the
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: miso there.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: Lovely.
• 42:56
  Speaker 5: Going out for something to eat somewhere, and then I'm
• 42:59
  Speaker 5: going to a comedy show, or we're going to a
• 43:01
  Speaker 5: comedy show, so it'll be bloody good. Yeah, yeah, excited.
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: What are you eating, Pugs? What am I eating?
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: So my partner's actually stuck around to catch up with
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: me post-show because we're going to walk home, and there's
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: a fish and chip shop we've been eyeing up in
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: the area that we're house-sitting that looks quite fancy, and.
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: I don't often get, like, nice up-market fish and chips.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Do you not?
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: And she's getting back into her seafood, so it seems
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: like the right sort of Friday takeaway sort of yarn.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: Good luck.
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: What do you mean?
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: Well, it could go either way, and there's seabricks, but
• 43:32
  Speaker 5: it used to be, like, Fish and chips used to
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: be a cornerstone for the broke human. You know, you
• 43:39
  Speaker 5: had no money, you always had three bucks, piece of
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: fish in a scoop.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sweet.
• 43:43
  Speaker 5: Not anymore, mate, forget about that.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: Especially not in the area you're in.
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: Well, no, we want to try it. We want to
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: try it out. Jase, what are you having, man?
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: That really gets on my gut. I still fume about
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: burgers that are like 20, 25 bucks. I go, no, no. No,
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: thank you.
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: The only place that it's worth every dollar or more
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: is Rebid.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you. Absolutely.
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: And even then, that's not how much they cost.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: No.
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so much cheaper than that. Unless you double up.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. I'm meeting my wife after the show. Look
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: at us. Just three fellas meeting up with their girls.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: With their loved ones for a Friday. Yeah, we'll have
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: a little bit of a wander, find somewhere to eat
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: and then go home and I'll get back into, you know,
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: trying to. go on the auction again, probably. Yeah, I reckon.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: Good luck, man. It's a nice little pug sign. Hey,
• 44:32
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• 44:35
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• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Emerson's hoodie.
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: And also, we're going to be giving out some advice
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: on Meat Patty, what is it?
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: MeatPattyNips69 at gmail.com.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: That's not right.
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: Now I'm going to screw it up the next time, too.
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: Is this rage?
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: The blank keys there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: this Friday evening. Now, we've teamed up with our good
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: mates at Emerson's Brewery again. They've created a new beer.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: What is it? A tropical hazy pale ale.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: That's exactly right, Jason.
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: It's all in celebration of the 2026 Dunedin Craft Beer
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: and Food Festival. Without spoiling too much, we might be
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: making a little trip down there. But we've been looking
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: for a name for it, haven't we, fellas?
• 45:24
  Speaker 6: What's that?
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: That was weird, man. We are going to be down there.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: We're doing a live show, aren't we? It's number nine. Yes,
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: we are. Yes, we are going to be down there.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: We've been looking for name suggestions on 3483 for your
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: chance to win an Emerson's hoodie.
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: We've had some great ones.
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: I have one earlier that was Shite Bear for Sea Bombs,
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: which isn't really going to get you over the line.
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: But we are going to call someone that has a
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: name idea. Let's give them a call, fellas.
• 45:55
  Speaker 5: Oh, God.
• 46:00
  Speaker 6: Luke.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: G'day, mate. What are you doing? What are you doing?
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: 20J and Mogi and Pugsan from The Big Show. How
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: are you going? I'm doing good. Just looking good, mate.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: How are you? Yeah, good, thanks, mate. Who are we
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: speaking to?
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: Pardon?
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Who are we speaking to?
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: Elliot.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: Elliot.
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  Speaker 5: Elliot Niers.
• 46:19
  Speaker 6: What?
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: You're in Dunners, aren't you, Elliot?
• 46:22
  Speaker 5: That's the one.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, good. How's Dunners today, Elliot?
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: It's actually a beautiful evening it's come out to be.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, nice.
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: You sound like you're having a bit of a nap there, man,
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: or are you just stoned? I better call him mate.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: I better call.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: Him mate. Oh, yes. That's no good, mate.
• 46:40
  Speaker 6: Hey.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Hey, now, I believe that you sent through an idea
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: for naming our bear. Is that correct, Elliot?
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: That is correct.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: Can you remember what it was?
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: That'd be hazy and pale yellow wheeze.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Hazy and pale yellow.
• 46:56
  Speaker 5: With me, Keezy.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we've got a winner.
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: I think we might as well just chuck with me, Keezy,
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: on the end of anything.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: Now, Elliot, thanks to you, mate. That name is in
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: the hat, I guess.
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: And we're going to send you an Emerson's hoodie in
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: celebration of the 2026 Deleting Craft Beer and Food Festival.
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: Will we see you there since you're a Dunners man?
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: Absolutely.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, good on you. Good on you, Ali. Wrap up warm, mate.
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: Frigging backbone, man.
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: I tell you what, you hold the line, and I'll
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: get back to you after this, and we'll get your
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: hoodie size.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: All right, mate?
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike, and Keezy. Tune
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: The White Stripes there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: this Friday evening. Now, fellas, something's... Something's.
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: Got a hold on my heart.
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's got a hold on me.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: All right? It's really got deep inside my goat. Because
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: I've got a bit of a bone to pick, actually.
• 47:49
  Speaker 6: Ah.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: I got a bone to pick. Well, I don't even
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: know if it's a bone to pick, but something has
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: started happening, and I don't understand it, and it's to
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: do with social media.
• 48:00
  Speaker 6: Ew.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: Uh-oh.
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 48:03
  Speaker 6: Now.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: I've noticed of late, maybe the last sort of three
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: or four days, I've been wandering around and I'll get
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: a notification on my phone and it'll say, such and
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: such has responded to your comments on Instagram. And I'll go, oh, okay.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: And I'll go and see what the comment is. And
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: what it's referring to, you know, and it'll often be
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: of a political nature. Let me put it that way. Yes.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: But here's my point. And this has happened like four
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: or five times now where people have responded to my
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: comment about something and I haven't made a comment. Right. No,
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: genuinely haven't made a comment about it, and I'm trying
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: to find where's this comment of mine that this person
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: is responding to, and there is no Hoity J comment.
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: And that's where they've got you, though, haven't they? Because
• 48:59
  Speaker 5: what are you doing at that point?
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: Well, I've gone in to see.
• 49:03
  Speaker 5: You're back on Instagram, mate.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: You're back on the treadmill. They've got you. They've done you.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: You've been done again. Have I been done again? You've
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: been done. Is that genuinely what it is, though?
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: You've been absolutely done.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: Because I'm like, what the Well, that's interesting you say
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: that because my wife said to me the other day,
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: she's been off Instagram for like a whole month. Right.
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: She's gone, that's it.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: I'm not doing it. And she's been getting these messages saying,
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: have you responded to the message from blah, blah, blah?
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: And she's like, what?
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: What?
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: And she'll go into her phone and it's like she
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: responded to a message from a friend like a month ago. Yeah,
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: that's right.
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: So because she's not on there, they're sending her messages
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: to get her back on there. Is that genuinely what
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: it is?
• 49:50
  Speaker 6: 100%.
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: There's nothing these sons of bitches won't do. If I
• 49:52
  Speaker 5: could suggest anything to you, and I've never had them on.
• 49:57
  Speaker 5: Turn your notifications off for social media. There is nothing
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: of interest there. Like that. Someone's responded to your comment.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: Who gives a shit? Generally, I don't care.
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: But you're straight back in there. It's got you, you see.
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: And you're asking the question.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: And you're right, but only from the perspective of, well,
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: what was my comment? I don't remember what my comment was.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: That's what they say because otherwise they would put your
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: comment in there, right?
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: But they don't want to do that because it gets
• 50:28
  Speaker 5: you curious enough to go and have a look. They're
• 50:30
  Speaker 5: not idiots, mate. They got you. If you have got
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: social media, turn off your notifications. It's not important enough.
• 50:36
  Speaker 5: That way, at least you're only going in there when
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: you want to. That makes me filthy to know that.
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: Which is also too often. It's bad enough.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: It's bad enough without getting sent messages saying, come and
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: have a gaze at these.
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: The best thing I've ever done is turn off notifications
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: for Instagram to stop seeing your nerd reels. Your AI
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: horror slop shirt.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: Pudge, they're not nerd reels. They are. They are just
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: reels that I think you'd appreciate.
• 51:00
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: I think there's something karmic happening here.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: And be, you know, part of a community of nerds.
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show, weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: Jane's addiction there on the Hauraki Big Show this Friday
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: evening now. A lot of people are struggling with the
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: world out there at the moment, and it's great to
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: have old-timers like me and Mogi to give out advice
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: on any given situation. So let's give out that advice.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: At gmail.com get in touch with the fellas.
• 51:42
  Speaker 6: Get on with it please bud it's a real email
• 51:47
  Speaker 6: address meetpattynips69 at gmail.com send in your advice We'll keep
• 51:54
  Speaker 6: it anonymous unless you specifically request. And if you get
• 51:57
  Speaker 6: it read out on the radio, I'll eventually send you
• 52:00
  Speaker 6: a rebid year voucher.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: Can I just correct you there? Don't send in your advice. No,
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: send in your question. And we'll give you the advice.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: It's all G, man.
• 52:11
  Speaker 5: Can you just make a note of that, James?
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I have already. Okay, sweet.
• 52:16
  Speaker 5: Dear Bogsy.
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: G'day, Fjells. Long-time listener, first-time texter. Well, it's an email.
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: Cheers for your advice.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: Anonymous. Yeah, that's a really big call. Yeah. Welcome to
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: a life of isolation. Yes.
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: That's no good, man. That's no good. You're going to
• 53:00
  Speaker 5: be working from home. This is exactly what happened to
• 53:02
  Speaker 5: me going to Waiheke.
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: Yes, true.
• 53:04
  Speaker 5: Six-week-old daughter, wife. None of my family told me that
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: you need to be around family to help you with
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: the upbringing of your sprog there. So off we went
• 53:14
  Speaker 5: to Waiheke Island, completely isolated.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: Boom, COVID hits. Boom, home alone. Boom.
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: It's a toughie.
• 53:22
  Speaker 5: And the beautiful thing about living on Waiheke is we
• 53:25
  Speaker 5: didn't bond with our community at all.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, good.
• 53:29
  Speaker 5: I haven't got a single friend over there. We lived
• 53:31
  Speaker 5: there for, was it three and a half, four years?
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: I don't know anyone that lives there.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: Was it that long?
• 53:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: Wow. Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 53:37
  Speaker 6: Oh, wow.
• 53:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was a long time.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: It's a beautiful spot.
• 53:40
  Speaker 5: I was just saying today I really, really miss it.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 53:44
  Speaker 5: But not the people. I don't miss the people at
• 53:45
  Speaker 5: all because I don't meet any.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: I think in relation to this, what you need to
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: be prepared for in this situation is a slow creeping
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: madness and insanity.
• 53:58
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Of just going crazy because you're isolated, as
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: Mogi said. You're locked in your own head. You've got
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: none of your pals around. It's a shit show.
• 54:11
  Speaker 5: You've got to join clubs, especially if you're working from home.
• 54:15
  Speaker 5: Any kind of sex club that you can get your
• 54:17
  Speaker 5: hands on. Anything that's a swinging, and they'll be there. Oh,
• 54:22
  Speaker 5: they're certainly in the rural communities. Yeah, absolutely they will.
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: So any kind of swinging, anything like that, you've just
• 54:28
  Speaker 5: got to get yourself involved in it because that's all
• 54:31
  Speaker 5: the rage.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: I tell you what I did when I was in
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: a very small little community. I joined the local fire brigade. Yes.
• 54:38
  Speaker 5: Volunteer.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, as a volunteer. Yeah, good on you, man. And
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: we had meetings every two weeks. It's true story, Pugs.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: Meetings every two weeks. And when I say meetings, I
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: mean massive piss-ups.
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: And someone might bang on for 15 minutes about a
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: type of fire that may happen and what you need
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: to do. But we're all too steamed to really take
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: it in. True to it. And then I'd stagger back
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: from the local community hall to my residence. Yeah, good. Yeah.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: I grew a lot of natural things out there too.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: I did a lot of fishing and made homebrew.
• 55:12
  Speaker 5: The sad thing as well is, of course, that you've
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: got to be near her family.
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: Just divorce her. Yeah, it's over.
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: Well, there you go, you mad bastards. That's the big
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: show done and dusted this Friday evening. It's been a
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: pleasure bringing it to you. And the disclaimer, which was
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: formerly known as the outro podcast. What's the clip you've
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: got for us today there, Pugs? There was a lot of...
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: ADHD chat from Recollection.
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: Particularly the possibility that some of the folks around here
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: might be undiagnosed.
• 55:52
  Speaker 5: So what we've found is that there's something wrong with pugs.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 55:57
  Speaker 5: Because three out of four backbones are.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: Off their f * * * ing heads.
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm too straight edge, fellas. I've got
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: to loosen up a little bit, get some.
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, good stuff.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: Good stuff, man. Mogi, your plans for the weekend?
• 56:16
  Speaker 5: I'm going to Waiheke Island on Sunday.
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, boy. Funnily enough. How good.
• 56:19
  Speaker 5: Going for a little lunch at my favourite restaurant over there,
• 56:22
  Speaker 5: so that'll be good. Gonna go for a swim, ocean swim.
• 56:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, nice.
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: You gotta get that in, because it's daylight savings, you see.
• 56:29
  Speaker 6: Is it?
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: This weekend.
• 56:30
  Speaker 5: Daylight savings.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: Of course.
• 56:32
  Speaker 5: So daylight savings, fellas. You've got to get your first
• 56:34
  Speaker 5: ocean swim in.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: That's a rule. Yes, that's a rule.
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: I can't wait to walk home in the sun, man.
• 56:38
  Speaker 6: How good.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: It's going to be real good. Real good. I was
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: down at the wharf there today on my normal little
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: walk there, watching the ferry go off to Waiheke.
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: The ferry?
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I was a little bit jealous, actually. I
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: thought to myself, how good would that be? It was
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: a beautiful sunny morning, and off they tootled, and I
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: was like, ah. Wish I was going to Waiheke. Yeah,
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: haven't been for bloody ages. What are you up to, Pugs?
• 57:02
  Speaker 4: Tomorrow I'm going to do some hot pilates. A friend's
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: running a hot pilates class. I've got to get into pilates. Mate,
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: it is bloody good.
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: It is bloody good.
• 57:11
  Speaker 4: And then I'll catch up with a couple of mates.
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: Got a friend's birthday in the evening. And then Sunday
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: there's some, like, greyhound event, dog event that I'd like
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: to go to.
• 57:19
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: It's worth a hunt.
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: What about you, Jase, man?
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: Well, tomorrow I've got a mate and his partner coming
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: over for coffee. And then we'll just cruise for the
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: rest of the day. I've got to learn a few lines, fellas. Oh, yeah.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: Which I'm not happy about. What I might try and
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: do genuinely is have a bit of a fish over
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: the weekend. Right. Get back into my fishing.
• 57:40
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: Lots of areas just down there by Mission Bay, et cetera,
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: et cetera.
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: So that'll be really good.
• 57:46
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: And, you know, as always, I imagine. All right. I'll
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: see you later. Bye. See you.
• 57:53
  Speaker 6: Bye.