Latest / Club 520 Podcast / Club 520 - Jeff Teague on barber shop FAILS, fighting in church, R. Kelly ODs, CRAZY Door Dash story
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- 0:01Speaker 1: The volume. All right, man, we're back another episode of
- 0:07Speaker 1: Club five to twenty Podcasts. I'm the host. My name
- 0:09Speaker 1: is DJ Wells, same gang with me. To my left.
- 0:11Speaker 1: We got my dog Bishop be hearing out the PRAI leaues.
- 0:14Speaker 1: How you what, nasty brother.
- 0:15Speaker 2: Let's get to it, baby for show me.
- 0:17Speaker 1: I forgot man. We got to add the green leaf back. Man.
- 0:19Speaker 1: Since we be back in the pool, pill with it
- 0:21Speaker 1: Man the time, Bro vacation Boble school on the way.
- 0:23Speaker 1: You know the vibes.
- 0:24Speaker 2: People still call me that on Twitter, Bro, because you
- 0:27Speaker 2: started that ship back in the day.
- 0:28Speaker 1: Shout out to the aliensts man, leave your rooms. Man.
- 0:31Speaker 1: To my right, my dog young not ya, young tig.
- 0:33Speaker 1: How you what? Hoker athlete?
- 0:35Speaker 2: You know?
- 0:35Speaker 1: I mean? Oh he got the hokies on. I feel
- 0:38Speaker 1: a man about you know the deal? Okay, Hoker athlete
- 0:42Speaker 1: tap in. I've been rock climbing all type of different stuff.
- 0:44Speaker 2: What's the color way you want them? The customers for you?
- 0:48Speaker 2: You know.
- 0:49Speaker 1: They can just keep it. I really want me a
- 0:52Speaker 1: solid blue like royal blue and grayish color. Okay, okay,
- 0:58Speaker 1: al right, be here. You need an all black hocas
- 1:00Speaker 1: with the white lace.
- 1:01Speaker 2: Oh no, keep me. Whatever y'all got, just give them
- 1:04Speaker 2: so I ain't gonna do too much.
- 1:07Speaker 1: A lot of soul thick, like the soul so thick.
- 1:10Speaker 1: I used to think my shoes is on wrong.
- 1:13Speaker 2: It looked like I was like the don't fly though
- 1:17Speaker 2: the hoka written on the side of him like that.
- 1:20Speaker 2: I rolled with them for sure.
- 1:22Speaker 1: Yeah, they're comfortable though it's okey, a busy shoe, but
- 1:27Speaker 1: it's a simple shoe. I rock with them, rock with.
- 1:29Speaker 2: We're getting older, though, we got you gotta get some
- 1:31Speaker 2: walking shoes here, So still keep your fly shoes, but
- 1:35Speaker 2: you know you need some good walk around shoes.
- 1:36Speaker 1: Man, trying to put us into monarchs already.
- 1:39Speaker 2: Nah, I'm just saying that. You know you're always looking
- 1:41Speaker 2: for comfortable show. You might want to not want to
- 1:42Speaker 2: throw in the Jordan or a phone positive, you might
- 1:44Speaker 2: just want to, you know what I mean, walk around
- 1:46Speaker 2: in some smooth ship. So I rock with the hookers.
- 1:48Speaker 3: Man.
- 1:49Speaker 1: I used to wear monarchs and them used to hurt. Actually,
- 1:51Speaker 1: I thought they were like comfortable. They're not comfortable. Man, Listen,
- 1:54Speaker 1: if I just passed them, was flying out the shelf,
- 1:57Speaker 1: the official dash shoes.
- 1:58Speaker 2: Crazy, how they went up like that Bro.
- 2:00Speaker 1: The mon Arcs Bro classic Nike shoe. What's one show
- 2:05Speaker 1: I used to wear all the time but I can't
- 2:06Speaker 1: wear no more. I know you had mentioned a couple,
- 2:08Speaker 1: but uh, I.
- 2:11Speaker 2: Ain't gonna lie Bro. This sounds crazy, but the white
- 2:15Speaker 2: case Swiss going around Bro, that was a staple of
- 2:18Speaker 2: my household.
- 2:19Speaker 1: Bro, the white case Swiss's used to rock the.
- 2:23Speaker 2: Low key, that low white og original. That was a
- 2:27Speaker 2: that was the thing.
- 2:28Speaker 1: If it was a photo shooting of black family, that
- 2:30Speaker 1: was gonna have white shirts, some dinim and some white
- 2:32Speaker 1: case with somebody up.
- 2:34Speaker 2: We're all they're gonna have that fit on Bro facts.
- 2:37Speaker 2: But that's that's it for me. I would never put
- 2:39Speaker 2: on another period iron shoe I used to wear all
- 2:42Speaker 2: the time that I can't wear now. It's the Barkleys.
- 2:45Speaker 1: Yeah, I used to wear these days. Was like I
- 2:48Speaker 1: had them in eighth grade. I had them every year
- 2:50Speaker 1: they came out since forever. I had them when I
- 2:53Speaker 1: was a youngster. But I can't. I can't put them on.
- 2:57Speaker 1: They take too much to put on it. But you
- 2:59Speaker 1: gotta pull the back cover it up. Yeah, but yeah,
- 3:02Speaker 1: I ain't got time for up step.
- 3:04Speaker 2: Bro. It's a method to my mask with them.
- 3:07Speaker 1: These the diamond turfs any ol g Nike. Shoot, they
- 3:10Speaker 1: got the sock booty and there you gotta pull both.
- 3:12Speaker 1: This has to put it on. But it's a hassle,
- 3:13Speaker 1: even though I'm gonna do it anyway, it'd be like, damn,
- 3:16Speaker 1: I got I'm not taking these shoes off if I
- 3:17Speaker 1: walk in your house. Sorry, they're gonna be on talking
- 3:19Speaker 1: home bro. Oh yeah for sure, I don't. Right now
- 3:22Speaker 1: my life set up. I like to put on shoes.
- 3:24Speaker 1: I can just slide in. That's why I wear the
- 3:26Speaker 1: same shoes all the time. By the door. They be
- 3:29Speaker 1: about the door, I just put my foot in. I'm
- 3:30Speaker 1: Jordan Black Jordan threes. Oh yeah, black hats smutted. We're already, well,
- 3:36Speaker 1: we're every day. They bought the door. Literally, that's crazy. Yeah,
- 3:39Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. If y'all seen what I did
- 3:41Speaker 1: to my black metallic files, I feel like ree right now.
- 3:44Speaker 1: I feel like a child. When I looked at those
- 3:45Speaker 1: other I said, I'm out of pocket for violate these
- 3:47Speaker 1: like that. Luckily I hand to beer. Oh they've been
- 3:49Speaker 1: gas station run mall trips, field trips. Help my mama
- 3:54Speaker 1: take us off of her It does not matter about
- 3:56Speaker 1: the metallic files. Got hell of run from me and
- 3:58Speaker 1: they look nasty. I'm just for this disrespectful. Yeah yeah, man,
- 4:02Speaker 1: get waking like that for sure. But how was your
- 4:04Speaker 1: father's days? Man? Which I know those and those you
- 4:07Speaker 1: told you know what I'm saying. You took care of
- 4:08Speaker 1: pops man on the under golf. Yeah, I want. I
- 4:10Speaker 1: want golf on my pops on the simulator you got
- 4:13Speaker 1: and uh I beat him in around. He was hot
- 4:18Speaker 1: and only, but only was golf of the eight iron.
- 4:20Speaker 1: He was pissed. He was trying to tell me you
- 4:22Speaker 1: need to switch it up while you're putting. Man. I
- 4:24Speaker 1: was like, now I'm gonna do it like put putt.
- 4:26Speaker 1: You just give me one club. Wow. Helways pizzed to
- 4:29Speaker 1: like you ain't really you ain't half bad. You just
- 4:33Speaker 1: ass home, my boy? Happy? Give mo there mess up
- 4:38Speaker 1: the vibe he doing? He he actually pretty good though,
- 4:41Speaker 1: but he pulling all his special clubs. And see if
- 4:45Speaker 1: you just listen to me, I hit it in the
- 4:47Speaker 1: bushes one time or the rocks or something. And he
- 4:49Speaker 1: was trying to tell me what club I need to
- 4:50Speaker 1: get out, and I was like, now I get out
- 4:53Speaker 1: my own. I took like fourteen strokes. He was quiet labbing.
- 4:57Speaker 1: I I'm telling you, man, you did this. Man, you
- 5:00Speaker 1: need a wedge. Man, I'm telling you. I'm like, now
- 5:02Speaker 1: I'm gonna get out. No, it just restarted. The game's
- 5:06Speaker 1: gonna restart you. He's sixteen strokes back then start.
- 5:11Speaker 2: That's all.
- 5:12Speaker 1: That's hilarious, man, you have to go files day, Brody.
- 5:15Speaker 2: Yeah, I got a couple alow fits and wires shades.
- 5:20Speaker 2: Okayh you know, I got on the grill. They made
- 5:23Speaker 2: me cook, which was cool, but yeah, it was It
- 5:25Speaker 2: was a good time. Got my dad some stuff. So yeah,
- 5:28Speaker 2: I chill.
- 5:29Speaker 1: Bro.
- 5:30Speaker 2: I wasn't doing too much Brother Day off of me, Bro.
- 5:32Speaker 1: Man, I was seeing a lot of people at the time,
- 5:34Speaker 1: like you know, Mother's Day and Fillsday already saw the bullshit.
- 5:37Speaker 1: I see a lot of men. It was just like, man,
- 5:39Speaker 1: come twelve pm, complaining about to get for lack thereof
- 5:42Speaker 1: for sure, man, nobody cares.
- 5:45Speaker 2: The only thing I cared about that I didn't like
- 5:46Speaker 2: bro and I not get it, but I didn't like
- 5:49Speaker 2: all the stud love for follows. I don't know. We
- 5:53Speaker 2: gotta find the in between the tweenery Day for y'all.
- 5:56Speaker 1: But nah, I man, they wasn't getting that day. It
- 5:59Speaker 1: was people getting love.
- 6:01Speaker 2: On bro for real. Like I was watching videos on
- 6:04Speaker 2: Twitter's what say you got to lock in waking up
- 6:08Speaker 2: to breakfast and bed and like, come on man, just
- 6:12Speaker 2: like ruling the world.
- 6:13Speaker 1: Bro.
- 6:14Speaker 2: I was jealous, though. Let me have my moment, bro, Bro,
- 6:18Speaker 2: let me have my moment. Still titties under that shirt?
- 6:22Speaker 1: Bro. Yes, I don't know if that but forget out
- 6:29Speaker 1: because that's shouts all the follows, man, I had a
- 6:34Speaker 1: good follows the real playing that dude fell out stood
- 6:38Speaker 1: still titties under that shirt.
- 6:44Speaker 2: Twitter taught me that that's what they said. That's a classic.
- 6:47Speaker 2: I didn't know what.
- 6:52Speaker 1: That's crazy. March matter fact. Coming next to your Club
- 6:58Speaker 1: twenty at the Hendrick Spirits, we will have the merch.
- 7:02Speaker 2: Let's go stud sus for two.
- 7:07Speaker 1: I don't have birthday parties. Over at the hundred Experience,
- 7:10Speaker 1: we will have stud s, t U d s, the
- 7:14Speaker 1: real merch all the way. Still titties under that shirt,
- 7:17Speaker 1: that's crazy. Man. Could we please load up the drake man,
- 7:21Speaker 1: the church man. It's be getting out of pocket. I
- 7:24Speaker 1: don't know what's been on your spirit in these places man,
- 7:26Speaker 1: but loaded up. This is crazy to be in church. Hell, no,
- 7:33Speaker 1: we look way better than that. Emn, How mad you
- 7:39Speaker 1: got to be a little Look at that arm. She
- 7:43Speaker 1: cooked some good old soulful Yeah. If she got that arm,
- 7:47Speaker 1: that mac and cheese is elite.
- 7:50Speaker 2: That is crazy.
- 7:51Speaker 4: Bro.
- 7:51Speaker 2: You know how mad you gotta be to whoop somebody
- 7:54Speaker 2: in the sanctuary?
- 7:55Speaker 1: Bro? He said, oh, say less, get to put shout
- 8:04Speaker 1: out to the elder who came through with the spirit. Look.
- 8:07Speaker 1: He held it down and said, nah.
- 8:09Speaker 2: No he did. He used to play football for show what.
- 8:12Speaker 1: That must be as people. Though he took that. He
- 8:15Speaker 1: tries to back it with the symbol though with the
- 8:21Speaker 1: y'all seen the other pastor? You see the other pastor said,
- 8:25Speaker 1: y'all woman putting that horse hair? Ye it Uh, it's
- 8:30Speaker 1: a dude, it's a past I see it on Instagram.
- 8:32Speaker 1: Was like that horse hair for that comes off a
- 8:34Speaker 1: donkey ass. Take that ship off your head. You gotta
- 8:37Speaker 1: see it. I can't exactly what he said. He he
- 8:42Speaker 1: just said it was for you know, yeah that he ain't.
- 8:47Speaker 2: Yeah, if women still wearing synthetic hair, you out of pocket.
- 8:50Speaker 1: I got this human hair.
- 8:52Speaker 2: All these hands they shave it off and in the
- 8:53Speaker 2: hair over here. Get you on some real heir.
- 8:55Speaker 1: There's plenty of women who are still going to DJ
- 8:57Speaker 1: Beauty supply bro to get what they need doing.
- 8:59Speaker 2: Man, and he putting on you know that? Man, don't
- 9:01Speaker 2: do that to yourself.
- 9:02Speaker 1: What's crazy? The first fighter? This is right here, the
- 9:03Speaker 1: classic brought up to Drake. Yeah, this is.
- 9:06Speaker 2: During church too.
- 9:09Speaker 4: Row you start, you walk and this is you got
- 9:24Speaker 4: a mask click in the street and still talking.
- 9:34Speaker 2: Shut up?
- 9:35Speaker 1: You can call for your security. Hey man, what's so funny?
- 9:41Speaker 1: Broke got up and menately starts squad. I want him
- 9:43Speaker 1: in the back story incident Broke for you how to
- 9:45Speaker 1: start fighting like that? And then you couldn't take it
- 9:47Speaker 1: no more? Bro to tell you, I know you're gonna
- 9:52Speaker 1: be a church on Sunday. That's why I gonna catch you.
- 9:54Speaker 1: That's got It's a real static bro show.
- 9:57Speaker 2: But that's crazy. I don't want to whoop nobody in church.
- 10:00Speaker 2: You're supposed to go to church. Clear your mind. Brow
- 10:02Speaker 2: you going there with that type of animosity on your heart? Man,
- 10:05Speaker 2: I ain't never that mad in nobody. Bro.
- 10:08Speaker 1: Man to say I got to catch you a church
- 10:10Speaker 1: is crazy, man, I don't know what's going on. Man.
- 10:12Speaker 1: We need some therapy. Man. You cannot be squabbing in
- 10:14Speaker 1: the church. Bro, what is this? I was saying, Oh God,
- 10:18Speaker 1: everything everything, Yeah, but haven't beef for churches. Crazy, Bro,
- 10:24Speaker 1: I can't believe that people really even sent this out.
- 10:27Speaker 2: Man, what about your boy Lamar older though?
- 10:30Speaker 1: Bro, what you do? That's what y'all kept talking about
- 10:32Speaker 1: in the chat Lamorrow and loaded it up? What was tomorrow? Man?
- 10:36Speaker 1: I'm kind of scared of that. Oh yeah, this is
- 10:41Speaker 1: this is crazy.
- 10:47Speaker 2: What is that?
- 10:48Speaker 1: The fact that he SAIDs the passage boys, tomorrow, the
- 10:52Speaker 1: pastor all the ways You're gonna have to work it
- 10:54Speaker 1: out for you because this is crazy. Please again now
- 10:59Speaker 1: with the passage, So.
- 11:06Speaker 2: Did you see that?
- 11:08Speaker 1: Scared? Oh this is when he was talking about Kevin Gardner. Yeah,
- 11:15Speaker 1: but the cliff is so crazy.
- 11:16Speaker 2: You can't say that.
- 11:22Speaker 1: What the funk makes this immediately funnier? Yeah?
- 11:24Speaker 2: I remember that. That's wild talking about KG saying that
- 11:29Speaker 2: them old heads be out of pocket.
- 11:31Speaker 1: Bro, man, it's about time to get your cousin on
- 11:34Speaker 1: the show, man, Bro, bro Ben tripping that Raven's more comment?
- 11:42Speaker 1: What he said about Raven Man? I seen him talking
- 11:44Speaker 1: about Ray J.
- 11:45Speaker 2: He's snapped on ray J rightfully, so though, yeah, J
- 11:49Speaker 2: was ray J is trying to steal his swag?
- 11:52Speaker 1: Bro, what you say? Y J said? Why he snapp
- 11:54Speaker 1: on ray J? I said he said that ray J
- 11:56Speaker 1: gave him some weed when he starteen.
- 11:58Speaker 2: Yeah, basically saying like, right J, shut up. You basically
- 12:02Speaker 2: incriminating yourself. You know what I'm saying. And right J
- 12:04Speaker 2: said he was going to show up the court butt naked,
- 12:06Speaker 2: like nigga what you own? So Orlando was trying to
- 12:10Speaker 2: tell man, clean it up, Bro, you're calling yourself the
- 12:12Speaker 2: King pan like you keep incriminating yourself. You've been giving
- 12:16Speaker 2: kids drugs for a long time. You had me smoking
- 12:18Speaker 2: with you when I was thirteen. So he's snitching. I
- 12:22Speaker 2: don't think he liked that. Right J really trying to
- 12:24Speaker 2: steal his brain. You know, ray J was lying and
- 12:26Speaker 2: say he cracked sixy red. He just been tweaking out
- 12:29Speaker 2: on the drugs, same Orlandos. You know how Orlando said
- 12:32Speaker 2: he was cracking bow and ship like that. He's trying
- 12:34Speaker 2: to steal the method.
- 12:35Speaker 1: The wow shit.
- 12:36Speaker 2: Yeah, man, he's been tweaking.
- 12:39Speaker 1: Well, he said about raving with so that funny, he said,
- 12:43Speaker 1: about it. Come back to come back home. You're not
- 12:46Speaker 1: what it is. He told her she need to come
- 12:52Speaker 1: back to this. I thought her girl was weak of
- 12:53Speaker 1: hear shout out. Bro said, you're not even warming enough.
- 12:58Speaker 1: Come back home. She shaved her head once to know. No,
- 13:05Speaker 1: I'm the only man in this relationship. Crazy man. Leanta
- 13:12Speaker 1: Brown is one of the funniest people ever.
- 13:13Speaker 2: Bro, who matter? Gotta pay him to come on the show. Bro,
- 13:15Speaker 2: he ain't gonna come on love like everybody else.
- 13:18Speaker 1: We got to pay the fee for Orlando. We're gonna
- 13:20Speaker 1: try to go for me.
- 13:21Speaker 2: Man.
- 13:21Speaker 1: If you want Orlanda Brown this podcast Tappy in Man,
- 13:23Speaker 1: I don't know how much that appearance, cause we're gonna
- 13:26Speaker 1: figure out. I wonder how much you're gonna charge me.
- 13:28Speaker 1: I guess you need a family discount. That's a fact. Dang.
- 13:32Speaker 2: He probably gave you about probably say five counter bands,
- 13:38Speaker 2: Orlando worth five not becauz.
- 13:42Speaker 1: I said, we gotta get the family discount, man.
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- 13:45Speaker 1: I was watching Joe but podcast whyle they say money
- 13:47Speaker 1: bag Yo had surgery? Is that real? Did you see
- 13:51Speaker 1: that on his body? On his face? Oh? I ain't
- 13:55Speaker 1: see that. No, I ain't seen that. That's two times
- 13:58Speaker 1: on my timeline with his shirt off, and I am
- 14:00Speaker 1: tired of it. I am sick of it all the way.
- 14:03Speaker 1: Algorithm man getting me out of it, please, Yeah, they
- 14:08Speaker 1: I don't know. I've seen a clip that was saying
- 14:10Speaker 1: that Joe Buden was talking about yeah, surgery, he looked different. Now. Yeah,
- 14:15Speaker 1: I ain't seen him in a while or heard no
- 14:17Speaker 1: new music from I'm surprised that. Typically summertime it's when money.
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- 14:21Speaker 1: that was fake or not. I'm like that fake surgery
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- 15:57Speaker 1: Get will soon, man one on what's going on?
- 15:58Speaker 2: Shout out to many back please is that here getting
- 16:00Speaker 2: served you though? Everything?
- 16:01Speaker 1: Look it up? See if that's find a clip. Times
- 16:04Speaker 1: are different, bro, you know what I'm saying. Gunna got
- 16:06Speaker 1: the burking for his bday and people on his head
- 16:08Speaker 1: about it. It's just like why his niggas getting purses?
- 16:10Speaker 1: He got a burking bag? Yeah for the for the gifts.
- 16:14Speaker 1: Somebody gave him one first, Yes, like a gym like.
- 16:18Speaker 2: I ain't.
- 16:20Speaker 1: No like heard it. I heard about it. It's it's now.
- 16:26Speaker 1: I don't know too much about the Barkers my text bracket,
- 16:28Speaker 1: but yeah, it look it looked like a person respectfully.
- 16:35Speaker 1: Is that real? I don't know. I just heard him
- 16:37Speaker 1: talking about That's no way that's real. Now that don't
- 16:40Speaker 1: look like that gotta be sent heled, Man.
- 16:45Speaker 3: You got a lot of ship. He looks like he
- 16:49Speaker 3: got a lot. A lot doing and I guess people
- 16:53Speaker 3: are just now noticing. Damn wasn't the most The picture
- 16:58Speaker 3: didn't favor.
- 16:59Speaker 1: Him the best. That don't look like but yeah, I'm
- 17:02Speaker 1: installing him out. That looked crazy.
- 17:04Speaker 3: Though he got it done, whatever they say he got done,
- 17:07Speaker 3: he wouldn't gut it.
- 17:09Speaker 1: Joe was wid We got eyes. You remember when you
- 17:15Speaker 1: came out and we're looking at you now, you guys,
- 17:18Speaker 1: what do you think the response would be if somebody
- 17:20Speaker 1: came out and said, yeah, you have a little bit
- 17:22Speaker 1: of here here and I thought.
- 17:24Speaker 2: My eyes pulled up. Yeah, surgery out of pocket?
- 17:28Speaker 1: Before man, I was gonna ask.
- 17:29Speaker 2: You that the surgery out of pocket?
- 17:33Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think airline surgery and stuff is
- 17:36Speaker 1: out of pocket. No, if women can go get weeds, bro,
- 17:39Speaker 1: you can go to you can go to Turkey. Bro.
- 17:41Speaker 1: I ain't not at you my ministry, but do your
- 17:43Speaker 1: think I am all right?
- 17:44Speaker 2: So what about your body?
- 17:46Speaker 1: Though?
- 17:47Speaker 2: Y'all give a hairline to pass? What about if.
- 17:50Speaker 1: You're going to get the fake ads. That's nasty and
- 17:52Speaker 1: you deserve to be Joe Lo. You deserve it because
- 17:55Speaker 1: you can go work out. Bro. Bro, Yeah, Bro, you
- 18:00Speaker 1: going to the vacuum as a man that's just lazy, bro.
- 18:02Speaker 1: Lock in Also, it's just lazy. It's not a froid
- 18:06Speaker 1: of ball. I'm not that's not something I'm not looking
- 18:10Speaker 1: anyway because you know that's not my ministry by any means.
- 18:13Speaker 1: But that's wow, Bro, that's not something I wouldn't go
- 18:16Speaker 1: get surgery for.
- 18:17Speaker 2: Y'all judged me if I I'm definitely just me, just
- 18:21Speaker 2: me now everybody else, y'all gonna judge me.
- 18:22Speaker 1: I'm only gonna judge it. You know Instagram, become a
- 18:25Speaker 1: fitness instructor. You know you can't start doing the motivating
- 18:27Speaker 1: work on I'm literally going play that clip where you
- 18:30Speaker 1: said he was crowdsurfing j and then he started playing
- 18:35Speaker 1: getting sex. And I'm a player. Every time I see
- 18:37Speaker 1: you get some, you donna turn me up. Turn that Jason,
- 18:46Speaker 1: go ahead, time we go, every time we go work out,
- 18:50Speaker 1: I was like playing something. Man.
- 18:52Speaker 2: I can't even believe y'all would judge me if I
- 18:55Speaker 2: out some mass.
- 18:57Speaker 1: Bro, I'm only judging if you get on Instagram you
- 19:00Speaker 1: a tank top your I am gonna live my I'm
- 19:04Speaker 1: judging you, bro. I'm say that's sassy. Bro, You're gonna
- 19:08Speaker 1: video signed up today? What what's the deal with the hair?
- 19:16Speaker 1: They got that big dollar house, Richard Simmons. That's what
- 19:19Speaker 1: I'm gonna start calling you. I call you Richard Simmons
- 19:23Speaker 1: the whole time. By gonna come back like buddy love.
- 19:25Speaker 2: That was.
- 19:27Speaker 1: What the real shot? People te what's the ship? Was it?
- 19:41Speaker 1: Not tabo? What was it? Yeah?
- 19:44Speaker 2: Bro, I can't believe y'all judged somebody. Forget if y'all
- 19:47Speaker 2: got new hairlines and I got some man.
- 19:50Speaker 1: The difference, Bro, that's different. Bro, Bro that your hairline
- 19:54Speaker 1: is fake. He fought that fight. Bro, he couldn't fight it.
- 19:58Speaker 1: No fake, Bro. You can go to the gym, bro
- 20:01Speaker 1: and get the body you walk. I can't do nothing.
- 20:04Speaker 1: You push us my.
- 20:05Speaker 2: Hairs under this, bro, They're just gonna make them show y'all.
- 20:11Speaker 2: A nigga literally has to draw on your head.
- 20:13Speaker 3: Bro.
- 20:15Speaker 1: Moving stuff, you are moving stuff on the back. Put
- 20:19Speaker 1: it to the front, poles, you're taking stuff from the front.
- 20:22Speaker 1: Put it with a wagon.
- 20:27Speaker 2: Imbout the poet.
- 20:30Speaker 1: Nigga getting it's insane. No, but you'a ain't gonna judge me.
- 20:38Speaker 2: That's coming around with it like everybody's like somebody came
- 20:42Speaker 2: here and said, I'm paying for everybody just surgery. Only
- 20:45Speaker 2: pick your surgery, y'all. Nigger speak carolines and I pick apps.
- 20:48Speaker 2: Y'all really out of pocket?
- 20:49Speaker 1: No, you're out because I always got clothes, y'all.
- 20:54Speaker 2: Y'gas come over with a.
- 20:55Speaker 1: Fresh line of ship. Actually crispy on the top, super crispy.
- 21:00Speaker 1: Steve Harvey, you never know.
- 21:04Speaker 2: You chat these niggas judging, and we'll get the same thing.
- 21:07Speaker 2: If somebody pay for your surgery, get your hairline back, right,
- 21:09Speaker 2: y'all are going to do it?
- 21:11Speaker 1: No, I ain't gonna do it anyway. I just I
- 21:13Speaker 1: don't care that much. I'm already married. Who cares? I mean, respect,
- 21:17Speaker 1: It just be funny. I mean, people be like, yeah,
- 21:19Speaker 1: girls can do it, man can't. Well, yeah, there's a
- 21:21Speaker 1: couple of things that we can do that they can't,
- 21:22Speaker 1: so that's fair. But as a man, that's wow. Bro. Yeah,
- 21:25Speaker 1: I just don't feel like the man should have surgery
- 21:28Speaker 1: on their body, just like cosmetic surgery.
- 21:32Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, nothing.
- 21:34Speaker 1: Shake me up. It's crazy. And there'd be the people
- 21:36Speaker 1: who have it and they move to a new city
- 21:37Speaker 1: become a totally different person. Like cosmetic surgery as a
- 21:40Speaker 1: man is crazy.
- 21:42Speaker 2: Jeff got a gym. I'm in that bach every day.
- 21:45Speaker 2: Ahead be own shirt off, and I have no respect.
- 21:50Speaker 2: I might ben you, bro, it's fake.
- 21:54Speaker 1: Bro. They get mad at women with women have cosmeic surgery.
- 21:57Speaker 1: They got it. What did she do?
- 22:00Speaker 2: Bro? I told y'all she had the weight loss commercial. Bro,
- 22:04Speaker 2: she went under the sunction. Bro, she went under the
- 22:08Speaker 2: Amazon machine.
- 22:09Speaker 1: Bro.
- 22:09Speaker 2: Y'all never said nothing to her.
- 22:10Speaker 1: You hate, Bro. She had alwayship early, Bro, y'all just
- 22:13Speaker 1: had a recipe this thing. Then when the girls had
- 22:15Speaker 1: a surgery, they still got to work out to maintain it.
- 22:18Speaker 2: Most I think girls do forget that part.
- 22:20Speaker 1: So I get it with girls, but I don't. I
- 22:23Speaker 1: just so now you.
- 22:24Speaker 2: Don't get it with me.
- 22:25Speaker 1: Bro.
- 22:25Speaker 2: I'm in the gym and you said you're gonna ban
- 22:27Speaker 2: me from your gym.
- 22:28Speaker 1: Because Bro, why are you coming here taking your shirt off?
- 22:33Speaker 2: I take off my shirt anyway.
- 22:34Speaker 1: That's how you know. When most niggas had surgery the
- 22:37Speaker 1: whole body, they start getting super tatted.
- 22:40Speaker 2: We're flooding the gates for sure.
- 22:43Speaker 1: That's like the quay fish for the women. Yeah yeah, listen,
- 22:48Speaker 1: you can't take it off and playing fit so you
- 22:50Speaker 1: be walking with no shirt.
- 22:52Speaker 2: Is crazy, my shirt off there. I don't give the fure.
- 22:55Speaker 2: But I'm saying, y'all to judge nigga because he got
- 22:57Speaker 2: some new ads and I, damn, you got a new hairline.
- 23:00Speaker 1: That mother fucker cool.
- 23:01Speaker 2: That's crazy to me, y'all. It's cosmetic surgery.
- 23:05Speaker 1: Now, if you go get the beard, you're nasty and
- 23:07Speaker 1: you deserve to be judged. Bro, if you get a beard,
- 23:10Speaker 1: yeah you're going to Turkey. Get the beer. You're nasty.
- 23:13Speaker 1: I don't know, bro, adding a beer to your face
- 23:15Speaker 1: is crazy, that is, but.
- 23:18Speaker 2: It's a game changer. I seen James Trn without his beer. Bro,
- 23:23Speaker 2: that's nigga's motivation. But that's from God. You can't do it.
- 23:26Speaker 2: But I'm saying it makes you look different like Jimmy
- 23:28Speaker 2: grew and shit out like, damn a beer, y I
- 23:32Speaker 2: wouldn't get the beard, got a full beer, so you
- 23:34Speaker 2: can say shit.
- 23:34Speaker 1: Like, yeah, you know it's funny. That was just like
- 23:37Speaker 1: if you tell you away from everybody. If men just
- 23:39Speaker 1: had to go no haircuts, no nothing, just all. You
- 23:41Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, God intended and women that would
- 23:43Speaker 1: just like, the world be a crazy place because a
- 23:45Speaker 1: nigga not getting the haircut for years. It's crazy, bro,
- 23:48Speaker 1: I think it'll be worse than a woman though, Like
- 23:51Speaker 1: what you mean the woman couldn't do it get the
- 23:53Speaker 1: hair done. Yeah, Like take it back to cobD. Everybody
- 23:55Speaker 1: was stuck in the house. You had to get it
- 23:56Speaker 1: how you live. You couldn't do hair, your hair was
- 23:58Speaker 1: your hair just three times, be a natural board then
- 24:03Speaker 1: them zoom calls was crazy.
- 24:05Speaker 2: I wouldn't.
- 24:06Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 24:07Speaker 2: Some girls, a lot of women actually not something. A
- 24:09Speaker 2: lot of women would would be depressed before dudes. Oh yeah,
- 24:13Speaker 2: and I get their hair now I think. I mean
- 24:15Speaker 2: niggas sit in jail, bro, don't care about you.
- 24:18Speaker 1: That'll be more of like that'll be a black thing. Yeah, yeah, facts, bro,
- 24:23Speaker 1: because a lot of a lot of white girls don't
- 24:26Speaker 1: go get their hair done. Yeah yeah, I mean I'm not.
- 24:29Speaker 1: I mean I don't know they might, but.
- 24:31Speaker 2: I feel not like not like us. Yeah, I feel different.
- 24:34Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, that is priority in our community for sure.
- 24:38Speaker 1: And we spend a lot of money that space. I
- 24:39Speaker 1: mean everybody does. But we as black and so much
- 24:42Speaker 1: spend a lot of money in tho spaces as so long.
- 24:43Speaker 2: As you go without getting a haircut, uh, I'm.
- 24:48Speaker 1: Not like I have. Can I have a clipper like
- 24:51Speaker 1: my own clippers, just not my mustache now, but like
- 24:57Speaker 1: if I can get it, you mean, like I could
- 24:59Speaker 1: just get the clippers and knock my mustache down, like not.
- 25:02Speaker 2: Let it just keep going. Have you ever tried to
- 25:04Speaker 2: lay yourself up like like shit, No, they gotta pay
- 25:08Speaker 2: a barber to that. I don't fuck around your niggas
- 25:10Speaker 2: at don't cut yea.
- 25:11Speaker 1: I tried one time, Nigga, my mustache was too big, bro.
- 25:14Speaker 1: I tried, bro here, nigga went to the barbershop, had to
- 25:17Speaker 1: shave all this shit off.
- 25:18Speaker 2: Bro.
- 25:19Speaker 1: I was like twenty one to two, so it wasn't
- 25:20Speaker 1: too crazy. And itways right before I went out of town.
- 25:23Speaker 1: We look at them with me and Hollis. I was
- 25:25Speaker 1: in that mother with a baby face. I also happy
- 25:27Speaker 1: around people I didn't know I got back home. That
- 25:29Speaker 1: was what the fuck lester Yeah, bro straight chest terrible,
- 25:35Speaker 1: like my mustache down.
- 25:36Speaker 2: Yeah, he had his face shaved all the way before.
- 25:40Speaker 1: When I went to the Dominican barbershop. I understand them.
- 25:44Speaker 1: Y'all think I'll be playing, I can't. If you got
- 25:46Speaker 1: an accent, it's like a thousand percent chance I don't
- 25:48Speaker 1: understand what you're saying. It's for real, bro, Like, I
- 25:52Speaker 1: am the most niggers personally probably ever meet. Like, you
- 25:58Speaker 1: have to talk straight English to me, and I live
- 26:00Speaker 1: in a house where they speak a little Spanish, and
- 26:02Speaker 1: like I said, I can't understand nobody. And that's a fact.
- 26:06Speaker 1: So I went to the shop and they said. I
- 26:10Speaker 1: was like, Yo, just give me a line up. Really,
- 26:13Speaker 1: I'm gonna get out of here. He said, clean up everything.
- 26:16Speaker 1: I said, pause, you know, being funny and dude like
- 26:20Speaker 1: he said, Rocky started laughing. He was like, he was
- 26:25Speaker 1: like okay face and I was like, ship, you're just
- 26:28Speaker 1: lining up? He said everything. I said, Yeah, give me
- 26:32Speaker 1: a line up. I don't know, Ship, he said. I said,
- 26:36Speaker 1: that ain't what you're to do. Brother, He said, you
- 26:39Speaker 1: said everything he said. He was like, he said everything
- 26:47Speaker 1: I said. Man, that's why I come here. I understand
- 26:49Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. Man, Man, my dog, I've never
- 26:54Speaker 1: been back. Listen.
- 26:56Speaker 2: First of all, you're too old to be going to
- 26:58Speaker 2: random chairs into a barbershop, barbershop, etiquet one on one here.
- 27:03Speaker 2: I'm glad we're this Nigga is forty going to a
- 27:05Speaker 2: random chair in the Dominican barbershop.
- 27:08Speaker 1: It was a it was ad. Carlos told me, Carlos whatever,
- 27:13Speaker 1: Bro posted the picture shots on my birthday. She did, Carlos,
- 27:21Speaker 1: did you like that?
- 27:21Speaker 3: Bro?
- 27:22Speaker 2: Carlos get busy. They told me he was the one.
- 27:25Speaker 2: He is all right crazy. They was playing all that Dominican.
- 27:30Speaker 2: He must have been in the vibe like it was
- 27:33Speaker 2: he'd be in her dance. They had the hookah and
- 27:37Speaker 2: tell them chairs Carlos man up at the pit, She said,
- 27:42Speaker 2: the pig, Bro, I swear got Carlos cuts like here here, Bro,
- 27:47Speaker 2: like I'm taking God.
- 27:49Speaker 1: I'm not saying, I'm just telling you what he did
- 27:52Speaker 1: to me.
- 27:52Speaker 2: And carl was like for Carlos to start off a
- 27:55Speaker 2: haircut with your mustange.
- 27:58Speaker 1: Straight off off the drip, Bro. To the point I
- 28:05Speaker 1: was just like he set me back and I already
- 28:07Speaker 1: don't you know what I mean? I got like nervous problems,
- 28:10Speaker 1: like when somebody like sit you back and they put
- 28:12Speaker 1: the towel over you. I'm not one of them type
- 28:15Speaker 1: of guys. Time no no, no, no no, no, putting nothing
- 28:17Speaker 1: on my face. I need to say everything that's going on,
- 28:21Speaker 1: white and nobody on to sneak in and get the
- 28:23Speaker 1: punching on me. I need to see everything relaxed.
- 28:27Speaker 2: Bro.
- 28:27Speaker 1: No, no, no, I've been in the barbershope one time.
- 28:30Speaker 1: So I got the hotel treatment. But he said, like courtious,
- 28:36Speaker 1: I don't want no random talent, Bro.
- 28:41Speaker 2: The hot town is essential, brow.
- 28:43Speaker 1: It is about treatment. I don't know, y'all tell right, Bro,
- 28:46Speaker 1: I'm straight, that's my whole point. But what y'all leaning
- 28:53Speaker 1: me back for? Why you finding a picture?
- 28:58Speaker 2: Wait?
- 28:58Speaker 1: Why was that accessible? Carlongs? You out of the pocket? Man? Bro?
- 29:05Speaker 1: What s what we doing where you pure? B it
- 29:13Speaker 1: took the bro and I ain't going nowhere for like
- 29:16Speaker 1: three days. Try to let it grow back a little
- 29:18Speaker 1: bit so that she got me on like day three,
- 29:21Speaker 1: two or three.
- 29:22Speaker 2: So now you still line yourself up to.
- 29:25Speaker 1: Now I go to my guy now like, but yeah,
- 29:27Speaker 1: I will. Though I don't like getting haircuts. Oh yeah,
- 29:30Speaker 1: they take too long, Bro, I ain't they like and
- 29:35Speaker 1: I hate talking. Yeah, I don't know, man, I rather
- 29:39Speaker 1: not have work hats all the time. That's why I
- 29:41Speaker 1: don't like haircuts. I really let my hair grow all
- 29:44Speaker 1: the way out and never get a hair cut. That's insane, bro,
- 29:48Speaker 1: Because Bro, it takes too long.
- 29:50Speaker 2: Bro, I only get a line up, so you got
- 29:52Speaker 2: a coach.
- 29:52Speaker 1: And yeah, and y'all only like y'all going to New York.
- 29:57Speaker 1: You'll like me get to cut and yeah, i' nothing to.
- 30:00Speaker 2: My boys, Slim if you're in New York tap in
- 30:02Speaker 2: New York City, my boy Slim the barber nothing bro like.
- 30:07Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll be fuling bad for I see that like
- 30:09Speaker 1: their parents walking the barber shop and they got like
- 30:11Speaker 1: multiple kids. I said, ooh, I know your pockets is
- 30:13Speaker 1: mad because haircutse ain't cheap no more. No bro, the
- 30:15Speaker 1: barbers are the streamers now and they run you about
- 30:18Speaker 1: a fifty piece r.
- 30:20Speaker 2: No, my people are rather a few Clay Institute. Shout
- 30:23Speaker 2: out to Jane. They'll take care of you well, friendly fee.
- 30:26Speaker 1: I'm robbed out a payer, but you know I'm gonna
- 30:29Speaker 1: try to go to what's rchel what's her name? Yeah,
- 30:32Speaker 1: I'm about yeah, I was about to go get a
- 30:34Speaker 1: couple of hers. She told me, first one free, the
- 30:37Speaker 1: next one sixty. I won't be going to you.
- 30:42Speaker 2: Shout out the freaking rade.
- 30:44Speaker 1: You charged too much for me killing. I mean respect
- 30:47Speaker 1: to your ben and you do good work, but I
- 30:49Speaker 1: mean sixty, that's that's what you got a beard line up,
- 30:53Speaker 1: but you're gonna probably pay about fifty five. Sixty is
- 30:55Speaker 1: what it is. Why I go run, I give you
- 30:57Speaker 1: my sixty, but I'm only going once a month.
- 31:01Speaker 2: That's all you probably really like.
- 31:02Speaker 1: Imagine going to the barber show like y'all go every week,
- 31:05Speaker 1: I'll go everywhere. I'll go sixty piece every week. Crazy
- 31:08Speaker 1: how muche mar Mount why he came when he came
- 31:14Speaker 1: up to me and said, I cut Mount here people,
- 31:18Speaker 1: I thought you was going for the twenty five. I'm like,
- 31:20Speaker 1: who tap in with Mount boarding sixty? Man? You know
- 31:23Speaker 1: when haircuts got more expensive than weed, that's what sh
- 31:26Speaker 1: it just got wicked. Talk to amount this, nigga. Hey,
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- 31:37Speaker 1: mean ninety nine percent of the nation, not ninety eight
- 31:40Speaker 1: point nine. I mean ninety nine.
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- 32:28Speaker 1: since I got no beer to be like thirty five huh.
- 32:30Speaker 2: But that's why I'll be telling people. Man, you gotta
- 32:32Speaker 2: also gotta need to tap it with women who know
- 32:34Speaker 2: how to do their own hair a lot of shit
- 32:36Speaker 2: because that shit is costly.
- 32:38Speaker 1: Bro.
- 32:38Speaker 2: Just to groom yourself, keep yourself up. Bro, that's a bill, bro.
- 32:42Speaker 1: You're talking about for women. Tell you nigga, wom y'all
- 32:45Speaker 1: pay for y'all girls here? No, I definitely had before
- 32:49Speaker 1: she stuff. She do her own here, that's a blessing. Yeah, yeah,
- 32:55Speaker 1: they don't need something nail pay for that eyebrows last
- 32:58Speaker 1: something somethings gonna hit you. Yeah, like that's crazy, like
- 33:02Speaker 1: my daughters how to hustle. I ain't never paid for
- 33:05Speaker 1: that like you might have been. Don't didn't notice it.
- 33:12Speaker 1: You might have gave him a AO a couple of hundred.
- 33:15Speaker 1: I'm saying my path like yeah, in my previous like before,
- 33:18Speaker 1: I'm talking about with Pete all right now, oh no,
- 33:22Speaker 1: I've never and I've seen her get her hair done before. Yeah,
- 33:25Speaker 1: she's still chir yeah she but she.
- 33:27Speaker 2: I don't think he goes like that though she ain't
- 33:30Speaker 2: in every week. Hell, girls to get their hair, no bulls,
- 33:34Speaker 2: bro every every week, every other.
- 33:35Speaker 1: Bro, that's crazy.
- 33:37Speaker 2: He might go get a trim or something feeling. But nah,
- 33:40Speaker 2: I'm talking about girls that get installings.
- 33:43Speaker 1: Brother, that is tough.
- 33:44Speaker 2: Every two weeks. That's I'm three four hundred dollars of a walk.
- 33:48Speaker 1: Bless the kids. Motherfucker still get to hair.
- 33:54Speaker 2: So then, yes, well that's essential.
- 33:57Speaker 1: That's still a thing. So in a crazy day if
- 34:02Speaker 1: you look anywhere else, so always being wigs, now, no, no,
- 34:07Speaker 1: that's what they want to I thought that's what Dirk said.
- 34:11Speaker 1: I don't know what get the wig that bar she
- 34:17Speaker 1: want to get the wig and tell you. Yeah, that's
- 34:20Speaker 1: why I I thought that's what everybody was just right
- 34:23Speaker 1: sowing that end. Bro. Nah, not like with the with
- 34:28Speaker 1: the the meek meals under Yes, it's still a thing.
- 34:33Speaker 3: Nah.
- 34:33Speaker 1: They be having a stocking cap on under that and
- 34:35Speaker 1: they just put it on top of the raige. Bro,
- 34:38Speaker 1: there's definitely some like mics underneath that. I'm talking they
- 34:41Speaker 1: used to get it so then then the girl had
- 34:44Speaker 1: that thing in for like a month and it smelled
- 34:45Speaker 1: like weed and everything to the club you.
- 34:52Speaker 2: Can here, Yeah, someone is a real, a real thing. Bro.
- 34:58Speaker 2: Like people who sell here, they make a killing.
- 35:00Speaker 1: Bro. Still, people, it's not funny. I'd be feeling bad
- 35:03Speaker 1: for people. They're just like man, I like Shorty, but
- 35:05Speaker 1: I can't I can't maintain her upkeep. It's just like, Bro,
- 35:08Speaker 1: she can't even But it's.
- 35:10Speaker 2: A lot though, Bro, that's why we natural here. Bro,
- 35:14Speaker 2: you are lucky.
- 35:15Speaker 1: But I guess I'm out of the look because I
- 35:16Speaker 1: thought wigs was like they still too. I thought they
- 35:20Speaker 1: could take them off, like you can take a work off.
- 35:23Speaker 1: That's sucking the wig on and it's still be up
- 35:27Speaker 1: in the back. They just going on a little cool
- 35:29Speaker 1: in the front. But in the back, you can lift
- 35:30Speaker 1: that motherfucker up on my soul. That's what I thought
- 35:33Speaker 1: they was doing. I know they were still getting they
- 35:37Speaker 1: were still getting the braids and sitting down, and they
- 35:40Speaker 1: thought they were the wigner. Bro, it's wicked. Shout out
- 35:45Speaker 1: to them.
- 35:46Speaker 2: But that's what I mean.
- 35:47Speaker 1: You.
- 35:47Speaker 2: I don't expect you to know, but we deal with
- 35:49Speaker 2: a natural motherfucker.
- 35:50Speaker 1: Bro.
- 35:50Speaker 2: That's that's a benefit. One thousand percent. Bro.
- 35:54Speaker 1: Yeah upkeeper Humans is not cheap at all.
- 35:55Speaker 2: Man hands and feet they cost. That's you a couple
- 35:58Speaker 2: of hundred. I can brow sixty ship make up if
- 36:03Speaker 2: your girl faces, motherfucker look like a crunch bar ship.
- 36:08Speaker 1: How y'all feel about makeup one twenty? I don't need it,
- 36:12Speaker 1: but go crazy. I hate a lot of makeup, but
- 36:14Speaker 1: I'm not a Yeah, make a personal but.
- 36:17Speaker 2: I go crazy because your pillows and ship just be
- 36:21Speaker 2: all fucked up. Girls are not gonna wipe their face off,
- 36:23Speaker 2: right Uh.
- 36:25Speaker 1: After two shots of the Judio, they're gonna go to
- 36:27Speaker 1: sleep without wiping their face off. And now I got
- 36:29Speaker 1: castro on my pillow. I'm tight.
- 36:31Speaker 2: Nigga Snize was drunk so one night, Nigga she had
- 36:34Speaker 2: a rag, nigga a warrior rag. I said, that's the
- 36:37Speaker 2: dish rag. I said, I hate the pants of that motherfucker.
- 36:42Speaker 2: I know we had a time and like, but my lord,
- 36:46Speaker 2: nigga do her ship like this, I said, changed, I
- 36:54Speaker 2: was fitting layer down. Niggas starting this with the.
- 37:00Speaker 1: Real bro.
- 37:01Speaker 2: Bakeup is a tough task, bro.
- 37:04Speaker 1: And the funny shit about all this is that the
- 37:06Speaker 1: service providers and the people who want the service done
- 37:08Speaker 1: they need all the time. Bro, they be getting old
- 37:11Speaker 1: so bad.
- 37:12Speaker 2: On everything, Bro that I'll be telling the like when
- 37:15Speaker 2: niggas deal a little girls are like, Bro, now she
- 37:17Speaker 2: telling you how much it costs, that's a She's gonna
- 37:20Speaker 2: expect you to keep up with that.
- 37:21Speaker 1: Do you respect that? Like you think like man should
- 37:24Speaker 1: do that.
- 37:25Speaker 2: Yeah. If your woman her makeup, lash his nails, all
- 37:28Speaker 2: that shit done all the time, and that's who she
- 37:29Speaker 2: is and she keep it up, you should feel that. Boy,
- 37:32Speaker 2: at least two weeks if she get it done every week, take.
- 37:36Speaker 1: Two weeks, I say, contribute for sure.
- 37:38Speaker 2: At least cut her half.
- 37:39Speaker 1: Bro.
- 37:39Speaker 2: Now she women got to get a lot of shit done.
- 37:41Speaker 1: Now she come in acting different than you know, say,
- 37:43Speaker 1: conversation needs to be had, like we were talking all
- 37:45Speaker 1: the time, you eating off freight o on your ID
- 37:48Speaker 1: story all of the week. Don't tell me we're going
- 37:49Speaker 1: to recurse Saturday, because that's not how you what. But
- 37:51Speaker 1: if that's what you be old, then I respect it.
- 37:54Speaker 1: So when you get her, she already was getting five
- 37:57Speaker 1: hundred dollars here here, five hundred dollars.
- 37:59Speaker 2: You gotta stay center to fifty. Okay, center to fifty.
- 38:04Speaker 2: I mean I don't really reckon.
- 38:05Speaker 1: Enough, but she do fire her own you step in?
- 38:11Speaker 1: Are you just saying you got a contribute you ain't
- 38:12Speaker 1: got to take over?
- 38:13Speaker 2: Yeah, you ain't got you ain't got to take over, bro,
- 38:15Speaker 2: Like I'm not if I'm hanging wood and yeah I
- 38:18Speaker 2: got half.
- 38:19Speaker 1: Okay, sure half is respectful, half half is respect I
- 38:23Speaker 1: got half of someone their WiFi.
- 38:25Speaker 2: Yeah, don't don't go too crazy though, Like I don't know.
- 38:28Speaker 2: It just depends on the level too that you're dealing with. Now.
- 38:30Speaker 2: If this is your girl, you made her your girl, bro,
- 38:32Speaker 2: you probably you might have to step in and take.
- 38:35Speaker 1: Who messed up the game? Where that was the thing
- 38:37Speaker 1: all the game?
- 38:38Speaker 4: Man?
- 38:39Speaker 2: That was never I don't I don't don't think the
- 38:41Speaker 2: ogs in the nineties. I think we did.
- 38:43Speaker 1: We messed it up. We had to.
- 38:45Speaker 2: I don't remember were the biggest tricks ever. I talked
- 38:48Speaker 2: to my old heads just over at Culture about back
- 38:51Speaker 2: in the day, like they like, y'all niggas are my
- 38:54Speaker 2: persons and shoes that cost one thousand dollars. They going
- 38:57Speaker 2: on these trips, y'all pulling up with cars with bow
- 39:00Speaker 2: was on the top. Bro, It's like, damn cars really
- 39:02Speaker 2: wasn't that expensive back then. You're right, you gotta think
- 39:05Speaker 2: like even with school, like with kids, like, Bro, my
- 39:08Speaker 2: fucker's getting Honda cors Cavaliers, Aleros, Thunderbirds. Real shit, Bro,
- 39:15Speaker 2: these kids is driving my nice shit. So you know
- 39:17Speaker 2: your woman got to be them there with a cool
- 39:20Speaker 2: little whip, so shit is more expensive. We fucked the
- 39:22Speaker 2: game up. Social media fucked the game up, broll Mark.
- 39:26Speaker 2: We just talked about the money bag nigga bond already
- 39:29Speaker 2: nigga a new Lambou pink lamb Bo.
- 39:31Speaker 1: Bro.
- 39:31Speaker 2: Look what was battling against, Bro?
- 39:33Speaker 1: And it ain't even if that factause you know people
- 39:35Speaker 1: who got already spent it. But now everybody can see it.
- 39:38Speaker 1: I deserve this. You live in a two bedroom with
- 39:41Speaker 1: your cousin. I'm not putting all these flowers in here.
- 39:43Speaker 1: You out of pocket. We got to get you about
- 39:44Speaker 1: the situation before we try to do the extra shit.
- 39:46Speaker 1: You want to go to Tulum and you ain't got
- 39:48Speaker 1: your back to fix. I have a problem with that.
- 39:51Speaker 1: I'm all.
- 39:51Speaker 2: I'm all for you getting in a woman's life and
- 39:53Speaker 2: helping her wear shit, but you taking over four throttle.
- 39:56Speaker 2: You don't have to. It's not a requirement if you
- 39:58Speaker 2: do cool. But I don't think when should put that
- 40:00Speaker 2: pressure on the man to come in and take over
- 40:02Speaker 2: their life like that.
- 40:03Speaker 1: And somebody who really fuck with you ain't gonna put
- 40:04Speaker 1: that type of pressure on you. More importantly, if they
- 40:06Speaker 1: rock with you and they see you contribute and you
- 40:07Speaker 1: hold it down, people gonna be realistic. By the Internet
- 40:10Speaker 1: is not a real place. Everybody's not living like that.
- 40:11Speaker 1: Y'all know that. I hate people they think the Internet
- 40:14Speaker 1: are real. That's that's a different game you're playing there.
- 40:17Speaker 2: See, I hate the Internet is real to a certain extent.
- 40:21Speaker 1: Bro.
- 40:21Speaker 2: I don't think everybody living a fake life on the Internet.
- 40:24Speaker 1: There are a lot of people. Everybody show the highlights
- 40:26Speaker 1: not true.
- 40:27Speaker 2: Yes, that's that part is real. But if somebody's really
- 40:30Speaker 2: showing you the highlights, and the highlights are a part
- 40:32Speaker 2: of their real life, bro, you gotta honor it.
- 40:34Speaker 1: Respect.
- 40:34Speaker 2: If a girl going out to eat with her friends
- 40:35Speaker 2: all the time and buying four lemon drops, you know,
- 40:38Speaker 2: when you got to eat with her, she's like, nigga,
- 40:39Speaker 2: I did this, I do this. The girls hide the
- 40:42Speaker 2: nigga that they be with. Sometimes I get it, Yeah,
- 40:45Speaker 2: you know what I mean. But if you get to
- 40:46Speaker 2: know a girl and she really nigga, drink three or
- 40:49Speaker 2: four limb drops in the steak nigga, you can't take
- 40:51Speaker 2: her somewhere and expect her to get the advertised nigga.
- 40:54Speaker 1: But but then when I drop you off, I see,
- 40:57Speaker 1: I see, like because some girls now your priorities. I'm
- 41:00Speaker 1: just saying. Some girls just get money sent to them
- 41:03Speaker 1: like they don't really be having true they ship together.
- 41:05Speaker 1: Some niggas just be sending one thousand dollars fifteen hundred,
- 41:09Speaker 1: two thousand.
- 41:11Speaker 2: We've seen it facts and then you know them and
- 41:13Speaker 2: you like, but see, that's why you're smart. So do
- 41:17Speaker 2: the Is she getting that money sent to her?
- 41:19Speaker 1: Cool?
- 41:19Speaker 2: Is she going on to day and you spend that
- 41:20Speaker 2: money on the date, don't pay, don't put none on
- 41:23Speaker 2: no bill, don't put her in a better apartment. Mitch drive,
- 41:26Speaker 2: pull up with that cavalier. We're gonna go to roof Chris,
- 41:28Speaker 2: but she about to draw that card. This room, Chris
- 41:32Speaker 2: ain't lead to a motherfucker, dude. You know what I mean,
- 41:34Speaker 2: new baby, That's what I said, Like, you're right, bro,
- 41:39Speaker 2: will you see a motherfucker really not living their reps?
- 41:41Speaker 1: I am.
- 41:41Speaker 2: If I'm fucking with you, We're gonna go to this
- 41:43Speaker 2: motherfucking sexual the apartment. I'm gonna thrash you just like
- 41:46Speaker 2: it's a motherfuck imagine. But I'm not about to buy
- 41:49Speaker 2: If you ain't on no bed and were cracking on
- 41:51Speaker 2: this motherfucker air mattress.
- 41:53Speaker 1: I'm not buying you no bed now. If I'm pumping
- 41:57Speaker 1: this motherfucker, you don't go to walk Water to get you.
- 42:01Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. Where they at?
- 42:03Speaker 2: Yeah, facts, facts, I think, and I think it's our
- 42:07Speaker 2: job to get people the game on that because I
- 42:09Speaker 2: think niggas come in and they like a girl so much,
- 42:11Speaker 2: or niggas that ain't never had no fire women before
- 42:14Speaker 2: they get some money. That's why the girls get out
- 42:17Speaker 2: of pocket. Like the girls who really can't take care
- 42:18Speaker 2: of themselves, they be like, damn, I done found the
- 42:21Speaker 2: nigga that's Christmas. Then they would come in. He suck
- 42:23Speaker 2: it up for everybody else after him, because you just
- 42:25Speaker 2: took that girl off their air mashers and put her
- 42:27Speaker 2: up real nice. Now, every nigga that come after you
- 42:31Speaker 2: got to keep up to that. Well, that's her mentality.
- 42:34Speaker 1: And across the board, man, you should not be working
- 42:36Speaker 1: your hardst to take care of somebody else. Just reevaluate
- 42:38Speaker 1: what you got going on. It. See a lot of
- 42:39Speaker 1: dudes stressed because they can't keep over with the times,
- 42:41Speaker 1: whether it be money shoes. Just take your time, get
- 42:44Speaker 1: your shit together, bro. The people who really rock with
- 42:46Speaker 1: you gonna rock with you. Bro. You can't stretch yourself
- 42:48Speaker 1: off working to take care of a woman. Bro.
- 42:49Speaker 2: I feel that it's hard to tell them, motherfucker though,
- 42:51Speaker 2: that they ain't never had no women before with some
- 42:53Speaker 2: money or what to do. Though that is true. Niggas
- 42:56Speaker 2: get goofy early and be mad later about that shit.
- 42:58Speaker 2: But it be theigs to just catch on like the
- 43:01Speaker 2: late bloomers to the women. That's what turned them in
- 43:03Speaker 2: the horses though. Now, Bro, they different I G models,
- 43:06Speaker 2: that's all. They're looking forward. Every ig model got a
- 43:10Speaker 2: niggas who ain't never had no holes with some money
- 43:12Speaker 2: in their d m s and they milking them guarantee.
- 43:15Speaker 1: And he's willing and ready. They never seen her, they're
- 43:19Speaker 1: gonna never sniff it. But he's gonna send that directly positive.
- 43:22Speaker 2: So I don't know. It's a women's playground out here.
- 43:24Speaker 2: But get right, fellas, Get right.
- 43:26Speaker 1: Man, be careful for showy man. What's up with your boy?
- 43:29Speaker 1: R Kelly? Be here? Man, my boy, that's the hell
- 43:31Speaker 1: of a transition. He went from G to R Kelly say,
- 43:36Speaker 1: we know he don't like them. R Kelly.
- 43:40Speaker 2: R Kelly had to fen in jail. How to get
- 43:44Speaker 2: rushed to the nearest hospital. He took something, probably bro
- 43:49Speaker 2: Kelly brop out of here. Man, y'all can't kill a man.
- 43:53Speaker 1: Whoever did that? Was it him or he tried to
- 43:56Speaker 1: kill yourself.
- 43:57Speaker 2: I don't know what really, but I think they said
- 43:59Speaker 2: it's a stunt.
- 44:00Speaker 1: They say it's chuddarboar right now. So trying to get
- 44:04Speaker 1: out of there. Whatever you gotta do, Bro, we wait
- 44:07Speaker 1: for the tool.
- 44:08Speaker 2: Oh man, I'm going to the repass. I don't want
- 44:15Speaker 2: to go to the funeral, bro. I want to go
- 44:16Speaker 2: to the repass. Bro. They can't take Kelly out like
- 44:19Speaker 2: this though.
- 44:20Speaker 1: Kelly can't take itself. You know.
- 44:23Speaker 2: Celebrities, Bro, they I don't know, man, We're gonna have
- 44:27Speaker 2: to get more into it. But I think they be
- 44:28Speaker 2: trying to kill them niggas while they enjoy it.
- 44:30Speaker 1: I think celebrities need to go to like a celebrity jail.
- 44:33Speaker 2: All that to be lit.
- 44:35Speaker 1: That is crazy, Like if you had any type of
- 44:39Speaker 1: status or something, I think you should be put in
- 44:41Speaker 1: a jail. That's like in DC somewhere.
- 44:43Speaker 2: Yea, because you're not safe. Nah, you're really not safe
- 44:46Speaker 2: and general population.
- 44:48Speaker 1: And then they need to stream it and call it
- 44:51Speaker 1: celebrity jail and put it on Netflix.
- 44:53Speaker 2: God, yeah, everybody watch, bro, say.
- 44:59Speaker 1: You got R Kelly all the famous murder murder murder
- 45:05Speaker 1: with him? He in there? Who else famous in jail?
- 45:10Speaker 1: That's crazy? Tory Lane?
- 45:13Speaker 2: Yeah, what's my boy from New York? They used to
- 45:14Speaker 2: crash out, big cocky nigga that used to wrap I
- 45:16Speaker 2: can't remember his name. Fuck uh, I know you're talking
- 45:22Speaker 2: about my battle wrapping home Brooklyn. Yeah, Uh yeah, I
- 45:26Speaker 2: can't think of his name. He was like Rocky Force.
- 45:28Speaker 1: I can't think his name.
- 45:30Speaker 2: But y'all know what I'm talking about.
- 45:31Speaker 1: Sty Free the wife was in the shootout. Well, I
- 45:36Speaker 1: can't think of my old buddy. Not cool. What's the
- 45:38Speaker 1: little short one? They always be popping he'd be popping
- 45:42Speaker 1: him in dude that started the podcast stuff?
- 45:46Speaker 2: Oh yeah, to text tone, text tone, all right, text tone.
- 45:50Speaker 2: I can't think of the name.
- 45:52Speaker 1: Damn, we'll figured out. But that'll be lit though, that'll
- 45:55Speaker 1: be lit. That boy that a fu TV up. And
- 45:59Speaker 1: they would have had the chrisly dude, the white boy.
- 46:04Speaker 1: He would have had him in there. Crazy. The people
- 46:07Speaker 1: would be so upset. They're just like, wait, first people
- 46:10Speaker 1: get to go to jail and make more money'll be
- 46:13Speaker 1: a better condition by themselves. You just streaming. They wouldn't
- 46:16Speaker 1: make no money, but everybody, oh everybody, they had this
- 46:20Speaker 1: crazy So they got to work to pay the restitutions. Okay,
- 46:23Speaker 1: I said, but they just get to stream their whole
- 46:27Speaker 1: life every time they wake up. R Kelly trying to
- 46:31Speaker 1: make songs in jail. People talking to him like I
- 46:34Speaker 1: gotta go in the studio. People are talking to him
- 46:37Speaker 1: like the chat chat asking what you're gonna do to
- 46:40Speaker 1: like kill I was doing last night, nigg what you
- 46:42Speaker 1: think Diddy.
- 46:43Speaker 2: On the board, r Kelly and the booth legendary.
- 46:52Speaker 1: Oh has to be by himself. He cannot be with
- 46:55Speaker 1: the rest of the pot to get out too. They've
- 46:57Speaker 1: been there for a minute. It's a couple like legendary
- 47:00Speaker 1: wrestling people that's in jail for real. Yeah, it's one
- 47:03Speaker 1: lady that was like, forgot her name. They go to
- 47:06Speaker 1: jail for one one for drunk driving. She killed somebody driving.
- 47:09Speaker 1: Jesus forgot her name. She was like the most famous
- 47:13Speaker 1: girl in wrestling when it first started coming. She was
- 47:16Speaker 1: the most famousirst on the internet. Actually, hey man, when
- 47:18Speaker 1: he first started going, when wrestlers crashed out, they be
- 47:21Speaker 1: crashing out. Oh yeah, speaking of how you feel about
- 47:24Speaker 1: gold Bert come back? Gold Bert come back?
- 47:27Speaker 2: Every three years, I ain't nothing, no shout out to
- 47:31Speaker 2: gold Bird. I remember him. What happened to go to
- 47:34Speaker 2: is Goda's still alive?
- 47:35Speaker 1: Yeah, he's still alive. Gold just had one of the
- 47:38Speaker 1: craziest moves of all.
- 47:39Speaker 2: Times to Dennis robbing and wrestling bro Bro.
- 47:42Speaker 1: The first day y'all wrestler for sure, bro to know,
- 47:45Speaker 1: like he really not liked that in person, like real life,
- 47:48Speaker 1: Like that's a whole act. Yeah. Yeah, his name Dustin Rhodes.
- 47:53Speaker 1: He probably knows that Dusty Roads and his brother Cody Roads.
- 47:56Speaker 2: Oh yeah I didn't. I didn't know that.
- 47:59Speaker 1: Yeah he ain't.
- 48:00Speaker 2: Was he more popular than them?
- 48:03Speaker 1: Nah? But he was popular because Dusty Rose was lit.
- 48:06Speaker 1: Gold Dust was popular. But like he would he didn't
- 48:10Speaker 1: want to do that. But oh wow, See I did
- 48:13Speaker 1: not know that people robbing for sure, he was wilding,
- 48:17Speaker 1: but that nah, he a whole different person. Crash out.
- 48:21Speaker 2: Wow, so he like dude from the Pink. He played
- 48:26Speaker 2: the ro Yeah, he played the role star crashed. His
- 48:30Speaker 2: wife was part of his show. Yeah that was his
- 48:33Speaker 2: real wife. Oh ship, But.
- 48:35Speaker 1: He's like a organ type crash out like gold Dust
- 48:38Speaker 1: is just hell up. I really heard keep it rack because.
- 48:44Speaker 2: I mean respect the gold that I just thought he was.
- 48:47Speaker 2: He was too into that character. I do remember that
- 48:50Speaker 2: he was embraced it.
- 48:53Speaker 1: It's gonna be a clash at Lossuit against the Roles.
- 48:55Speaker 1: They had to do what their work place. Bro. They're
- 48:56Speaker 1: gonna have no money. Bro, this is wilding man. That's
- 48:59Speaker 1: why I'm they transition over bro to me horror stories
- 49:02Speaker 1: for Shure. That's crazy man. R Kelly with the self flocker,
- 49:05Speaker 1: Get well soon, man.
- 49:07Speaker 2: I hope he's okay. Man, they just need to let
- 49:09Speaker 2: him out. Bro.
- 49:09Speaker 1: Who else was? Who else? Shit? I hope nobody take
- 49:12Speaker 1: more celebrity jail. But they do all types of like
- 49:17Speaker 1: special stuff in jail, Like what's that one company that
- 49:21Speaker 1: was like, yeah, we're gonna put open all the door
- 49:23Speaker 1: You have ever seen that show? They're gonna open all
- 49:25Speaker 1: the Doors's gonna be everybody can walk around free and
- 49:27Speaker 1: see how y'all do sixty days. It wasn't sixty days
- 49:31Speaker 1: and it was like a new show. It was a
- 49:32Speaker 1: show I was watching. But they was like basically, you
- 49:34Speaker 1: know how they locked the doors. Whatever, we ain't gonna
- 49:37Speaker 1: lock them. We're gonna keep them open. It's gonna be
- 49:39Speaker 1: free sales, like you can move in and out yourself
- 49:41Speaker 1: and y'all want to And everybody was like it's like
- 49:44Speaker 1: the moment y'all fuck somebody fuck it up, like we're
- 49:47Speaker 1: gonna lock the doors again, and like dudes was getting
- 49:49Speaker 1: in trouble that they be ready, you won't fuck it
- 49:52Speaker 1: up with us. We think we about to lock the
- 49:55Speaker 1: doors back. But imagine, I don't know what jail like.
- 49:58Speaker 1: I never been. But if you can wake up at
- 50:00Speaker 1: one o'clock and hey, nigga, let's go downstatains play cards,
- 50:05Speaker 1: it's probably a lot cooler for sure.
- 50:07Speaker 2: For sure. I mean, y'all think y'all can do thirty
- 50:09Speaker 2: days in jail.
- 50:09Speaker 1: No, I can't do three hours. Shouts out, jail, y'all
- 50:14Speaker 1: come home soon. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing
- 50:17Speaker 1: county nothing, Bro. I am not built for that respect.
- 50:20Speaker 1: I was doing it, bro, the moment they say you
- 50:23Speaker 1: drop them, if they love me streaming jail for them,
- 50:28Speaker 1: I could do it. I would do it now on
- 50:30Speaker 1: you got to be in there thirty days. I mean,
- 50:33Speaker 1: if they gave you a million dollars and stream, I'm
- 50:36Speaker 1: just gonna go there. I'm gonna tell all the inmates listen,
- 50:39Speaker 1: don't fuck with me. When I get out of here
- 50:41Speaker 1: in this thirty days, I'm gonna send one hundred thousand
- 50:44Speaker 1: to the jail. Bro.
- 50:44Speaker 2: They might will be for playing with him. I'm dead
- 50:48Speaker 2: as serious, but I'm saying they go be like, man,
- 50:50Speaker 2: this nigga't go co funk back with us.
- 50:52Speaker 1: I swear to gotta see that camera right there that
- 50:55Speaker 1: it's for me. I'll get this. We'll get a hundred
- 50:58Speaker 1: thousand when I get out of here. And they came here.
- 51:00Speaker 1: You you you lock in.
- 51:01Speaker 2: Because there's a lot of talented niggas and I need
- 51:03Speaker 2: two million exactly. I want some of them good street
- 51:06Speaker 2: stories from them.
- 51:07Speaker 1: Oh GM, I'm gonna need four million for thirty days.
- 51:10Speaker 1: I'm cool with it because I got I'm gonna come
- 51:11Speaker 1: back in. I'm gonna show him a little like, hey,
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- 52:20Speaker 1: You know the vibes, y'all. See when the Christly dude
- 52:22Speaker 1: got Jill, He's I really didn't want to leave. I
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- 52:25Speaker 2: In that boy turning marry which way?
- 52:28Speaker 1: Little? He said, I feel badly. They was cheering my
- 52:33Speaker 1: name when I was walking out.
- 52:34Speaker 2: Yeah, that was another nigga drop a car wheels.
- 52:38Speaker 1: A favorite in there. I was rolling. I was watching,
- 52:44Speaker 1: but I was laughing like a March the story. She
- 52:46Speaker 1: was a camp cupcake and ship like that. It's just
- 52:47Speaker 1: like they're like man rich people don't even got to
- 52:49Speaker 1: go to jail for real. Today Fay started streaming Academy.
- 52:51Speaker 2: That would be the bro. I would go for thirty
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- 52:55Speaker 2: saying thirty days, I get to see what vegas.
- 52:58Speaker 1: If you could pay, like if he see my nigga,
- 53:02Speaker 1: But if you go to celebrity jail, you gotta pay
- 53:04Speaker 1: a million dollars to go celebrity jail. Say it again,
- 53:09Speaker 1: like if you guys, if you want to go to
- 53:10Speaker 1: celebrity jail, you gotta put up a million or somebody
- 53:12Speaker 1: gotta put up a million dollars for you so you
- 53:14Speaker 1: can go to celebrity jail. You gotta do a year
- 53:17Speaker 1: or two whatever you gotta do, but you gotta stream everything.
- 53:20Speaker 1: But somebody gotta pay a million dollars. Like if Diddy,
- 53:23Speaker 1: whatever his sentence is, if Diddy gets into twenty years,
- 53:27Speaker 1: he gotta pay twenty million per every year he in there,
- 53:30Speaker 1: but you get to go to celebrity jail.
- 53:32Speaker 2: I'll do it, bro.
- 53:33Speaker 1: Somebody gonna make a movie off this idea. It's gonna
- 53:35Speaker 1: be absolutely hilarious.
- 53:36Speaker 2: I was, bro.
- 53:37Speaker 1: If you like, all right, did you got twenty years?
- 53:39Speaker 1: You got twenty million. Bit you can go celebrity jail
- 53:41Speaker 1: for twenty years and you can cut. You get your
- 53:45Speaker 1: time cut if you do right and stuff. But like
- 53:47Speaker 1: you want celebrity jail, but you ain't gotta be over here.
- 53:50Speaker 2: Because they should make celebrity jail co ed.
- 53:54Speaker 1: No, we have too much wicked celebrity. Remember what some
- 54:01Speaker 1: of the people are in there for. No, they cannot
- 54:02Speaker 1: be co ed. We gotta have units clear everybody's age now,
- 54:07Speaker 1: separate units. A lot of niggs got weird cases.
- 54:13Speaker 2: I know the rape by that ship.
- 54:14Speaker 1: We ain't that.
- 54:15Speaker 2: I'm just saying, come in here, act right. You know
- 54:17Speaker 2: what you already in here. You ain't getting out.
- 54:19Speaker 1: Make it co ed bro.
- 54:20Speaker 2: Let me have fun, bro.
- 54:21Speaker 1: But what happens when you know what I'm saying? Like
- 54:23Speaker 1: you said, you got the memes are standing there, but
- 54:24Speaker 1: then like every year you gotta renew if that paper
- 54:26Speaker 1: get loved. You gotta go. You gotta go back to
- 54:29Speaker 1: the regular. Some like Harvey Wain standing up like he
- 54:34Speaker 1: needed that. I mean years he got like fifty. Yeah,
- 54:37Speaker 1: you you don't want to be in there with the wolves.
- 54:39Speaker 1: Give us fifty men. You come celebrity jail. You're gonna
- 54:42Speaker 1: you're gonna be by you know, you're gonna chill. It's
- 54:44Speaker 1: gonna be number celebrity. You're gonna get to eat, you're
- 54:45Speaker 1: gonna stream it, You're gonna be cool. You just in jail,
- 54:48Speaker 1: you won't want to get it out. But boy, like
- 54:51Speaker 1: the homie Whip who got thirty years, boy, all right,
- 54:53Speaker 1: maybe he got that first next year, but you're gonna
- 54:57Speaker 1: have people unallowing themselves. I'm not going there.
- 55:00Speaker 2: Yeah he killed, he killed his cousin, not saying he
- 55:02Speaker 2: right or nothing like that. He's a normal human being,
- 55:05Speaker 2: though to a certain extent.
- 55:07Speaker 1: Bro with you and they say thirty years, you gotta
- 55:12Speaker 1: do fifteen, he'd be like, I got fifteen, mils, I
- 55:14Speaker 1: want to do all my fifteen over celebrity. But you
- 55:18Speaker 1: get another year sixteen, you're in county going to.
- 55:20Speaker 2: Be rich, you know, prightfully. All this strimmer and stuff
- 55:23Speaker 2: continues all the time. I get out, it's up. You know,
- 55:26Speaker 2: everybody go to jail, you come out, you lit.
- 55:28Speaker 1: You know what you did? So yeah, well I'm sorry, Kelly.
- 55:33Speaker 1: What do you get forty years?
- 55:34Speaker 2: Yeah, Bro, probably could he's trying to kill itself, trying
- 55:38Speaker 2: to kill him.
- 55:39Speaker 1: He could get He would have enough money to get
- 55:41Speaker 1: to celebrity jail. I am somebody. We have to get
- 55:44Speaker 1: a gofund me going again the slebrity but they had
- 55:46Speaker 1: it the first off for his lawyers and stuff. That's crazy.
- 55:50Speaker 1: There's smart people to worry. Help will go with me
- 55:53Speaker 1: if y'all if something like this happened, Man, y'all need
- 55:55Speaker 1: to cut me in on the deal. Man, I go ahead,
- 55:58Speaker 1: padding out there got to be bounced.
- 56:00Speaker 2: It shouts with men man respect.
- 56:03Speaker 1: We gotta get you some merch for show man, hey
- 56:05Speaker 1: man before we get out of here. I know we
- 56:07Speaker 1: all are at the door dashes a shout the door
- 56:08Speaker 1: that as she appreciate y'all send some more money. By
- 56:10Speaker 1: the way, but have you had any wild door dash
- 56:13Speaker 1: stories recently? Because I've been having some crazy experiences with
- 56:15Speaker 1: my ship.
- 56:16Speaker 2: Bro, my DoorDash smo Bro.
- 56:17Speaker 1: The other day me and malcol are streaming. My door
- 56:20Speaker 1: dash got stolen three times from the door.
- 56:25Speaker 2: Oh yeall no homeless people walk around all the time.
- 56:27Speaker 1: Bro, I'll be like my door walk outside.
- 56:32Speaker 2: Like I hell now with the picture?
- 56:34Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, wow, now you're playing I cancel it.
- 56:38Speaker 1: He did, come it can The last time I sat
- 56:43Speaker 1: at the door for the whole twenty minutes and I
- 56:46Speaker 1: watched the dude come up there and take the picture
- 56:48Speaker 1: and turn I said, oh no. He said, oh no, no,
- 56:51Speaker 1: I don't know what door is, Nigga, you just took
- 56:53Speaker 1: a picture. Give me that. Wow. And then he dropped
- 56:56Speaker 1: his keys and I ain't telling him. You see, I
- 57:00Speaker 1: see them key at the front drops.
- 57:03Speaker 2: Wow.
- 57:04Speaker 1: Bro't you know how you're nervous?
- 57:06Speaker 2: No?
- 57:06Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, I just set that damn back drop. Yeah.
- 57:12Speaker 2: You robbing the door dash? Your food is crazy?
- 57:16Speaker 1: Man. My door dash name was Helen. Bro pulled up
- 57:19Speaker 1: twenty minutes like they would listen to my instructions. It
- 57:22Speaker 1: was a six three African and no country is your name? Helen?
- 57:26Speaker 1: Quick catfish on this app. Bro, some body gonna get
- 57:29Speaker 1: killed doing that.
- 57:29Speaker 2: You know they don't play that in Africa. So he
- 57:31Speaker 2: probably his wife's name. He probably ain't legal yet. But
- 57:34Speaker 2: the burner counsel door dash have to stop.
- 57:36Speaker 1: Bro.
- 57:36Speaker 2: True, but you know they're probably not legal.
- 57:38Speaker 1: Bro. Like, no, I'm cool, I'm not mad. Get your money, bro,
- 57:41Speaker 1: but it is really not safe. Bro.
- 57:43Speaker 2: Jalen had pulled up on me. Bros hovey here, Bro,
- 57:45Speaker 2: So I understand it. Bro, that's a good way to
- 57:49Speaker 2: get some money.
- 57:50Speaker 1: I'm I'm not getting hustle on. But the worst part
- 57:52Speaker 1: is when you see that first text in the door
- 57:53Speaker 1: dash and you see translated spinish, I can't call you
- 57:57Speaker 1: now I did.
- 57:59Speaker 2: I'm gassing. I love door Dash, but y'all had a
- 58:01Speaker 2: motherfucker on the bike. This is when I was at
- 58:05Speaker 2: home and this nigga had my ship on the head
- 58:07Speaker 2: of the bar and my motherfucker Popeye. So what's doing
- 58:12Speaker 2: this on the motherfucker hand the boar?
- 58:24Speaker 1: He ride the bike like this. That's a true story.
- 58:33Speaker 1: That's a fag pickure. But that's a crazy pull up.
- 58:39Speaker 1: That nigga ride a bikes here career. It's crazy. He
- 58:42Speaker 1: didn't even have it on the warmer that he had
- 58:44Speaker 1: on the head of bars going like this.
- 58:46Speaker 2: They do it all the time in New York.
- 58:47Speaker 1: Niggas Papa William having like the bag like bro d
- 58:53Speaker 1: New York.
- 58:53Speaker 2: I probably didn't pay attention when he was on the
- 58:55Speaker 2: on the strip.
- 58:56Speaker 1: Bro.
- 58:56Speaker 2: They was on bikes, Bro, taking people their food.
- 58:58Speaker 1: Bro, I've seen that. I've seen it here, Like I've
- 59:00Speaker 1: even had my piece of delivery from a place that
- 59:02Speaker 1: was rather close he had. You know what I'm saying,
- 59:03Speaker 1: in the back of the bike. Cool, but on the
- 59:05Speaker 1: handle bar? Are you popping will and ship my pizza? Old?
- 59:08Speaker 1: A bike is crazy? Yeah, Bro, when he put up
- 59:11Speaker 1: odds like that's crazy. But what I'm gonna do? Order
- 59:14Speaker 1: something else? But luckily it was I know he went wilding,
- 59:17Speaker 1: but I'm thinking of where you staying, where Papa is
- 59:20Speaker 1: for him to track it down that road.
- 59:21Speaker 2: And that mother fucking biscuit was Crule Long Joan Silver nigga.
- 59:27Speaker 1: You know it's a method to it. I can say
- 59:29Speaker 1: they on a bike because you get paid more for
- 59:32Speaker 1: saying you got a bike for real whole time people driving.
- 59:37Speaker 1: That's happened to me too. I just thought I was
- 59:38Speaker 1: being slow. I was on some hot ship. But damn,
- 59:40Speaker 1: I see it from us.
- 59:42Speaker 2: Damn that is crazy.
- 59:43Speaker 1: So you get paid more for around the bike. Yeah,
- 59:46Speaker 1: Like you put the get paid the extra couple of dollars. Boy,
- 59:51Speaker 1: they get a quad workout, bring your food everywhere out
- 59:56Speaker 1: I don't remember that. So I'm about ninety nine percent
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: shout out to door that bring my food on a bike.
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: I'm making turn around. So you forgot some ketchup. So
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: I'm saying, like, bro, get out here. I'm gonna cancel
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: the order as soon as I see him riding. For
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: you to see him pull up, and I'm gonna cancel.
- 1:00:17Speaker 1: I lost it.
- 1:00:18Speaker 2: You can see what they getting close. Let me go
- 1:00:20Speaker 2: out here saving a walk. I'm gonna walk down my drawway.
- 1:00:22Speaker 2: It's a little walk. He got his hand in there
- 1:00:26Speaker 2: doing this. You know what you are even from here
- 1:00:30Speaker 2: in ice closed.
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: I used to see uh you said ice.
- 1:00:35Speaker 2: Stuff the buildings around the quarter that ye seen.
- 1:00:40Speaker 1: The dude that used to ride his bike around the
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: whole Indianapolis. He's where the headphone. Yeah, he's a ride back.
- 1:00:47Speaker 1: That's funny. I bet he probably cold the door that
- 1:00:49Speaker 1: I used to see him at that rallyes right there
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: on Thursday College all the time. Path he probably called it.
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: He probably leave. That's a new trick though.
- 1:00:57Speaker 2: I know you get paid. Boy with the bike.
- 1:00:59Speaker 1: I've always been looking at the right. So it's some
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: there's some professionals on there. There's some superstars in that
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: door dash game for show. You got one hundred and
- 1:01:06Speaker 1: fifty stars. You're going crazy. All them kids, all the
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: people that stole my food. I gave them terrible reviews
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: and I complain, so I hope they got fired. They
- 1:01:17Speaker 1: took your car.
- 1:01:18Speaker 2: What was you ordering Hooters?
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: No it was the Eagle Damn yeah, the d way
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: pumpkink is crazy. They hit you with the picture. They
- 1:01:26Speaker 1: didn't go back in the car. That's what I was like,
- 1:01:28Speaker 1: what you really fucked my day up? Now? I was
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: down here sick. Mike was smacking his food too. I'm like, damn,
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: nigga like you flicking his fingers and ship you.
- 1:01:40Speaker 2: Know, crazy that nigga take a chicken drup stick one clean.
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: That's what he was on that day. He was in
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: there or you wasn't there?
- 1:01:52Speaker 2: Was you there?
- 1:01:53Speaker 1: He was eating drum stick like that, crazy right to
- 1:01:59Speaker 1: the drum. Yeah, six piece drunk made the order. I
- 1:02:03Speaker 1: was like, Mike, don't play Mike, No, not boy. He
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: cleaned that bowl.
- 1:02:11Speaker 2: Two puts man.
- 1:02:12Speaker 4: Yeah, looking at drumsicks we want that crazy You want
- 1:02:20Speaker 4: to take that grips off.
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