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Hour 3 - Just Another Fish Story · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: Boom shaka Laca. It's our name, Birthree and little Birdie
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Speaker 1: told me this is the Ben Malershow Podcast. And we
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Speaker 1: start out talking about the Tua, not the hawk Tua.
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Speaker 1: The quarterback. Would to a tongue of by loa fix
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Speaker 1: the Jets they're sniffing around. Would to a tongue of
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Speaker 1: bioa fix the Jets? Or would the Jets break him?
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Speaker 1: I'll discuss that, And how do you decode the statement
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Speaker 1: from the Athletics that is a homeless baseball team that
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Speaker 1: currently is hiding out in Sacramento, California. The statement by
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Speaker 1: the A's about the return possibly of Kyler Murray. They're
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Speaker 1: open for Kyler Murray to return. And also is it
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Speaker 1: true that Tom Brady's long time, long time confidant Alex
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Speaker 1: Guerrero is causing trust issues within the Raiders organization. We'll
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Speaker 1: go there as well. Settle in. Also ask Ben. It's
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Speaker 1: all coming your way right here in our number three
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Speaker 1: and we're back at it this hour later on Ask
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Speaker 1: Ben hashtag Ask Ben if you'd like to send a
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Speaker 1: question in that'll be coming away just a little bit
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Speaker 1: later on this hour. We'll also have the Malory Riddle
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Speaker 1: of the day, the malor riddle of the day. We'll
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Speaker 1: get to that as well. But our lead this hour
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Speaker 1: is from the quarterback carousel, round and round and round
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Speaker 1: and round, round and stop. No, well it's not gonna
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Speaker 1: stop for a while unless you're on the wacky Tobacci.
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Speaker 1: So the too a low down is going to be
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Speaker 1: the focus right now. So if you've not been paying
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Speaker 1: attention because you actually have a life, good for you,
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Speaker 1: we will fill you. We'll fill in the gaps. That's
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Speaker 1: what we're doing here, and we'll get right to it.
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Speaker 1: So we are now told that the Jets Jaye t
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Speaker 1: as suck, Suck, suck. The Jets are one of the
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Speaker 1: teams who are quote doing work on Dolphins quarterback to
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Speaker 1: a tongue by law for now, on a technicality to
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Speaker 1: a tongue by law, is still part of the Dolphins roster.
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Speaker 1: Even though he's like a turkey at this point, he's
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Speaker 1: still part of the Dolphins roster. And the Jets are
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Speaker 1: supposedly sniffing around there making phone calls. Oh yeah, they're
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Speaker 1: really working hard, all man. They want to know who
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Speaker 1: the real tour is. Who's the real tour? Okay, they
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Speaker 1: want the gods honest truth, I'm sure you do. So
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Speaker 1: cutting Tua before March thirteenth, that would be eight days
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Speaker 1: from today, would trigger a dead money hit for you
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Speaker 1: salary cap losers of ninety nine point two million dollars.
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Speaker 1: Oh my thank god. How will the Dolphins be able
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Speaker 1: to feel the team? What are they gonna do? Oh,
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Speaker 1: that's right, the salary caps bull crap. So they'll just
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Speaker 1: move some numbers around like Bernie made off back in
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Speaker 1: the day, and they'll spread the math over a couple
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Speaker 1: of years. They'll fire some other players because they'll claim
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Speaker 1: it's for the salary cap and that's it. They'll designate
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Speaker 1: him a post June first release and the Dolphins will
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Speaker 1: be fine. Now, it is expected that two eventually will
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Speaker 1: be tossed down the trash shoots sooner or later. And
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Speaker 1: the Dolphins, it sounds like, are preparing to tank. They're
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Speaker 1: ready to tank. That sounds exciting. Buy your Dolphin tickets
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Speaker 1: right now. So apparently the Jets again are doing their
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Speaker 1: due diligence to a tongue of my lowa. So that's
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Speaker 1: a good jumping off point, and let us discuss would
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Speaker 1: to a tongue of iloa fix the Jets or would
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Speaker 1: the Jets break him? Yeah, so now I smell I'm
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Speaker 1: using the schnaz test. I smell you smell that, I
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Speaker 1: smell trouble. I've got Nokia flip phone, Oscar Meyer, and
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Speaker 1: Justin Bieber. Yeah that's for Rebecca, the Rams fan. She's
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Speaker 1: a big Bieber fan. And we'll throw all of these
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Speaker 1: things together, and we are going to not count our
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Speaker 1: chickens because we have not had them hatch yet as
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Speaker 1: we're doing the monologue in real time. But hey, all right,
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Speaker 1: I would the answer question would to a talking about
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Speaker 1: Lowa fixed the Jets, or would to a just with
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Speaker 1: the Jets break him. So this is one of those
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Speaker 1: classic silly season story. It's like a silly city story
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Speaker 1: that the Jets treat quarterbacks like speed dating at a
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Speaker 1: like a big speed dating event at a holiday inn
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Speaker 1: in Hobulken, and they're they're running a kissing booth. Step
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Speaker 1: right up, stepbride up, Come on down to the holiday
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Speaker 1: inn in Hoebulken, New Jersey, kiss the frau and maybe,
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Speaker 1: just maybe you get a prince. Just maybe. Of course,
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Speaker 1: if you look at the results, if you were lost
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Speaker 1: patients years ago, look at the results. So the Jets
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Speaker 1: in recent years. Justin Fields was there for a cup
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Speaker 1: of coffee, a cold cup of coffee. Then they had
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Speaker 1: old man Aaron Rodgers and his imaginary wife on crutches.
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Speaker 1: So there was that Zach Wilson, good old Zach Wilson
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Speaker 1: playing quarterback like he's blindfolded at a pinata party with
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Speaker 1: a bunch of kids. Do you realize since the Beatles
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Speaker 1: were a young, up and coming band and popped up
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Speaker 1: on Ed Sullivan in the nineteen sixties, the Jets have
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Speaker 1: been hosting a reality show called America's Got Quarterbacks, But
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Speaker 1: they have none and they don't. You gotta go back
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Speaker 1: to when the Beatles made it onto the scene, the
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Speaker 1: last time the Jets had a relevant, big time quarterback.
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Speaker 1: And now they're window shopping. They're rummaging around, and they're like, well,
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Speaker 1: maybe too, Maybe too is the guy. It's like, listen,
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Speaker 1: two is not the worst of the bunch. But to
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Speaker 1: say that two is the answer to your problems. He's
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Speaker 1: a one read quarterback, and the issue that he had
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Speaker 1: in Miami, he's got this computing speed of a nineteen
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Speaker 1: ninety seven no Kia flip phone trying to download the
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Speaker 1: TikTok app you can't do it now in Miami, Miami, Miami, Mommy,
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Speaker 1: he had some absolute supersonic weaponry Tyreek Hill before he
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Speaker 1: got hurt. The Cheetah Jaalen waddle through the wattle and
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Speaker 1: doesn't and sunshine and beautiful people and bikinis and palm
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Speaker 1: trees and all that stuff, and he still looked like
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Speaker 1: a guy who had just bought the bookcase at Ikea
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Speaker 1: got home, didn't have any instructions and had that little
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Speaker 1: twisty thing and was trying to put the thing together
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Speaker 1: and didn't have access to YouTube to watch your video. Now,
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Speaker 1: could the Jets break to a tongue of iy loa, No,
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Speaker 1: I'll be bendy brightside. He's already scratched. He's like a
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Speaker 1: bumper car that's dented and scratched up. But he got
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Speaker 1: the concussion cloud overhead. And here's the other problem. Not
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Speaker 1: only do you have the concussion cloud, you've also got
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Speaker 1: the weather. In December, the NFL season, the regular season
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Speaker 1: normally ends right around New Year's Day. Sometimes it spills in,
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Speaker 1: sometimes it spills into January, but it typically ends right
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Speaker 1: around New Year's Day. So twenty twenty seven, and what
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Speaker 1: happens to Tua. What happens to him when he plays
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Speaker 1: in weather under forty degrees? That's right, human popsicle, He
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Speaker 1: becomes a human popsicle. Now, the Jets, last I checked,
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Speaker 1: don't have a roof over the stadium where they're a
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Speaker 1: tenant of the Giants, so they don't have that. And
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Speaker 1: in the division there's one warm other team, the Dolphins.
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Speaker 1: And you've got Buffalo their new stadium, no roof, Foxboro
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Speaker 1: no roof, and the Jets stadium, as we said, no roof.
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Speaker 1: So let it snow, Let it snow, Let it snow,
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Speaker 1: and you've got a popsicle. Way to go. Now for
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Speaker 1: those of you in the back of the room, just
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Speaker 1: a little late here, bad job by you. The Jets
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Speaker 1: do not fix quarterbacks. They don't. They run a recycling
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Speaker 1: plant for broken quarterbacks. That's what the Jets do. They do.
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Speaker 1: It's like you know in Arizona, I think it's in Arizona,
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Speaker 1: they have that boneyard where they put all the retired planes.
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Speaker 1: They bury them out in the desert. Well, quarterbacks go
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Speaker 1: to play for the Jets when they want to be buried,
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Speaker 1: and they just go out to the Jets. That's it now, Secondly,
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Speaker 1: speaking of quarterbacks, we go now to baseball. Where baseball
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Speaker 1: what are you talking about the Athletics, which is a
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Speaker 1: minor league team that gets to play in the big leagues.
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Speaker 1: It's like they want to make a wish contest. You're
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Speaker 1: not really a major league team but playing the big leagues.
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Speaker 1: So the general manager of the Athletics, someone named David
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Speaker 1: Forst I believe is his name Frst. So he commented
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Speaker 1: on the possibility of the little bug on the rug
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Speaker 1: alligator arms Kyler Murray returning to the diamond. And here's
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Speaker 1: the quote. Kyler is an elite NFL quarterback, and I'm
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Speaker 1: sure there are plenty of opportunities for him to continue
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Speaker 1: his football career. The Athletics GM said that said, we're
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Speaker 1: always open to him exploring a return to baseball with
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Speaker 1: the Athletics if that time ever comes close. Quote Okay,
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Speaker 1: So the question how do you decode the a's statement
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Speaker 1: about being open to Kyler Murray's return. So let's use
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Speaker 1: the mallor Rosetta stone on the So we're gonna use
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Speaker 1: the malther Rosetta stone on this one. It's what I
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Speaker 1: call pre chop veggies. This was a canned reheated stock.
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Speaker 1: Answer by the Athletics GM straight out of the not
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Speaker 1: the air fryer, because that would be pretty good. This
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Speaker 1: is out of the microwave, the front office microwave where
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Speaker 1: they burn popcorn. They like to burn popcorn. Now, first
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Speaker 1: of all, the general manager says that Kyler Murray is
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Speaker 1: an elite quarterback. Right there, that's a dead give excuse me.
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Speaker 1: That is an Oscar Meyer Maloney sandwich with extra male.
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Speaker 1: That's what that is. Elite quarterback. What is the measuring
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Speaker 1: stick you're using to call Kyler Murray an elite quarterback?
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Speaker 1: His losing record, He's never been an All Pro, never
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Speaker 1: led the league in anything good other than sacks taken. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: his pro football accolades, alligator arms Murray, most sacks taken
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Speaker 1: as a rookie, and the notorious study clause in the contract.
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Speaker 1: That's a that says a lot about the decision making
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Speaker 1: of the Athletics general manager if they think that that
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Speaker 1: guy thinks that's elite. That is quarterback quackery from Kyler Murray.
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Speaker 1: He's so bad the Cardinals are paying almost forty million
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Speaker 1: dollars for him to go away. If he was an
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Speaker 1: elite quarterback, why would they do that? It makes no sense. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: so what this is the Athletics are politely leaving the
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Speaker 1: porch light on, not because Kyler's coming home, because when
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Speaker 1: Kyler was agreeing to that deal, they were the Oakland Athletics.
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Speaker 1: They're not the Oakland Athletics anymore. They're unwanted, kind of
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Speaker 1: like Kyler Murray be a match made in heaven. Nobody
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Speaker 1: wants Kyler, nobody wants the A's. They're the orphans of
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Speaker 1: Major League Baseball because you never know, you never ever
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Speaker 1: know when some lost soul will wander back to the
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Speaker 1: house and try to find it. You have to find
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Speaker 1: it Sacramento. But think about it, Actually wouldn't be the
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Speaker 1: worst thing in the world. Baseball would be more Kyler's
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Speaker 1: speed and he could play MLB Show or whatever game
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Speaker 1: he wants to play. You go to Sacramento. I don't
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Speaker 1: even know that they have a beat writer that travels
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Speaker 1: with See maybe they have one person from state FUNDEDMLB
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Speaker 1: dot com that travels with the Athletics. And you got
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Speaker 1: four or five people, including stuck in Sacramento, that are
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Speaker 1: out there eating garlic fries. Sports talk radio ignores the
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Speaker 1: Athletics because why would you talk about them. There's no
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Speaker 1: NFL microscope, there's no spotlight, and the NFL spotlight's like
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Speaker 1: a like a blowtorch. Kyler looks more like a guy
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Speaker 1: who would prefer he wants a gaming chair, a headset,
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Speaker 1: a joystick, and a desk lamp. That's all he needs.
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Speaker 1: That's it and he'd be good to go on that
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Speaker 1: all right? Final thought to Viva Las Vegas. I've been
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Speaker 1: given permission by Perrito to discuss the athletics here or
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Speaker 1: the Raiders rather, the days are moving to Vegas, but
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Speaker 1: the athletics, so Max kros are the Raiders rather Max Crosby,
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Speaker 1: who's a defensive player and is in a stare down
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Speaker 1: right now, he's in a stare down with the Raiders.
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Speaker 1: There's some whispers he's going to be traded here in
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Speaker 1: the next couple of days. I'll believe it when it happens.
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Speaker 1: We'll react to it when it happens. So what's this
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Speaker 1: all about? This internal friction with the Silver and Black.
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Speaker 1: So the Raiders are looking to get not one but
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Speaker 1: two first round picks. Why not ask for a banana
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Speaker 1: cream pie as well? Or a key lime pie from
13:37
Speaker 1: Bobby and Florid he can send you a key lime pie.
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Speaker 1: The Raiders want two first round picks. Now, an underlying
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Speaker 1: story here in the Max Crosby drama O rama, is
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Speaker 1: that there's some other stuff going on, not just Crosby,
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Speaker 1: but other people in the Raiders' locker room that are
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Speaker 1: annoyed with the presence of Tom Brady's personal trainer, Leafy Greens,
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Speaker 1: Alex Guerrero. So the or was it simple Greens? Was
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Speaker 1: it simple Greats? Anyway, the question here is it true?
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Speaker 1: Is it true that Tom Brady's longtime, longtime confidante Alex
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Speaker 1: Guerrero is legitimately causing trust issues within the Raiders organization.
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Speaker 1: So the answer here is a thousand percent on thousand percent.
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Speaker 1: Now full disclosure. I think you know that we have
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Speaker 1: never personally shaken hands with Alex Guerrero. We've never shared
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Speaker 1: some avocado ice cream, like a cone of avocado ice cream.
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Speaker 1: You've never done that. Two scoops, please, two scoops. Never
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Speaker 1: sat through one of those TV twelve sermons on the
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Speaker 1: wonders of therapeutic pajamas and vibrating foam rollers. Never done that. However,
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Speaker 1: we do have documentation, digital documentation, a digital trail of paranoia.
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Speaker 1: Is that too dramatic? Is that too dramatic? So this
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Speaker 1: thing goes all the way back to the New England days.
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Speaker 1: And I remember I was filling in doing some nighttime
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Speaker 1: stuff at Wei and Boston and we were talking about
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Speaker 1: Alice Guerrero and stuff that was going on and getting
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Speaker 1: really deep into it. So this is not a new movie,
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Speaker 1: it's a remake. And back with the Patriots, Guerrero was
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Speaker 1: always hovering around the building. They tried, I think Belichick
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Speaker 1: actually got banned him at one point from the building.
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Speaker 1: It was like a political operative. And then in Tampa,
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Speaker 1: similar situation. It was like political operative on election night
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Speaker 1: and you're like whispering stuff and you're working the back
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Speaker 1: channels and selling this magic elixir. And wherever Guerrero had gone,
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Speaker 1: drama has followed. It's like a having a barbecue and
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Speaker 1: some straight dog goes over. It was like, well, you're
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Speaker 1: creating drama, and that's why people inside the Raider building
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Speaker 1: are supposedly upset, and so Alex Guerrero. If you look
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Speaker 1: at this, it's a Justin Bieber song common denominator. He's
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Speaker 1: the common denominator. It is made for a shady Brady situation,
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Speaker 1: and no matter how many people have pointed this out,
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Speaker 1: Tom Brady refuses, refuses to disassociate or distance himself from
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Speaker 1: Alex Guerrero. To some people in that NFL ecosystem, Alice
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Speaker 1: Guerrero has he's always had the vibe of a flim
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Speaker 1: flam artist, a snake oil salesman, a carnival huckster. And
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Speaker 1: yet he's had with Tom Brady this all access laminated
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Speaker 1: badge to go anywhere. He's not a coach, he's not
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Speaker 1: a front office executive, and somehow he's always in the
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Speaker 1: room where they are, and he's got Brady under this spell,
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Speaker 1: hypnotized and not traumatized, and they're singing from the same
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Speaker 1: song sheet and all that. And if you're the Raiders,
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Speaker 1: if you're somebody else who's in an employee or just
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Speaker 1: around the Raiders, you look over and see Alex Guerrero
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Speaker 1: hanging around the locker room. He's like a fox in
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Speaker 1: the henhouse, and you start asking questions, why has Alex
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Speaker 1: Guerrero always had VIP access?
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Speaker 2: He doesn't really do anything.
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Speaker 1: What is that about? Is there something that we don't
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Speaker 1: know in the relationship between Tom Brady and Alex Guerrero.
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Speaker 1: Are there some deep dark secrets that we need to
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Speaker 1: know about? Yeah, it is, It is interesting. It is
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22:56
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23:14
Speaker 1: we do have in a few minutes that we're gonna.
23:15
Speaker 1: Have Ask, ben and your questions are. Answers let's say
23:19
Speaker 1: hello to one of our favorites In, Omaha. Nebraska we
23:22
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23:27
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24:28
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25:13
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25:47
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26:39
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Speaker 1: my big? Board Hello? Trent? Welcome?
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Speaker 6: Hello? HELLO i uh? Man how to follow that?
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Speaker 1: Up right?
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Speaker 6: There, hey if you're.
27:09
Speaker 1: Listening you have any kids that you want to wake
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Speaker 1: up in the middle of the.
27:13
Speaker 6: Night, no, no, No but if she's listening right, now you.
27:16
Speaker 6: Can you can't talk to somebody at school and get
27:20
Speaker 6: out of.
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27:28
Speaker 6: Right, WELL i, Mean i'm just, Saying, uh there's a
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Speaker 6: couple of, questions a couple of concerns out.
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Speaker 1: Here.
27:35
Speaker 6: Uh there's a commercial running On Fox Sports, radio BUT
27:40
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27:46
Speaker 6: uh the support For, Israel christians For israel, Commercial AND
27:51
Speaker 6: i just want to is that like they are they
27:53
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27:55
Speaker 6: Anti semitic stuff and they're like making him do that?
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Speaker 3: Probo?
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Speaker 1: No, NO i don't THINK i was actually curious about that.
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Speaker 2: Myself he.
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Speaker 6: Doesn't it runs thirty times during his during his, show
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Speaker 6: and it's it's. INSANE i, KNOW i.
28:11
Speaker 1: Don't you'd have to take that up With Stu. GOTTS i.
28:13
Speaker 1: Don't did they take calls on the, SHOW i don't. Know,
28:15
Speaker 1: yeah they do call him up and ask him a.
28:18
Speaker 6: Little it sounds a little. FUNNY i know you don't
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Speaker 6: answer for Got BUT i have nothing to do with.
28:23
Speaker 1: That i've never Met Stu. GOTTS i. DON'T i was
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Speaker 1: going to meet him at the Super, bowl but he left.
28:27
Speaker 1: Early he didn't show up On, friday SO i didn't
28:29
Speaker 1: get to meet.
28:29
Speaker 6: Him but, yeah WELL i knew SINCE i didn't hear
28:32
Speaker 6: you running that. COMMERCIAL i KNOW i don't.
28:35
Speaker 1: CONTROL i don't control any of the. COMMERCIALS i don't
28:37
Speaker 1: have control.
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Speaker 7: ANYTHING i don't get in, trouble AND i Know i've
28:43
Speaker 7: gotten plenty of.
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Speaker 1: TROUBLE i. Didn't there's nothing anti uh that would. BE
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Speaker 1: i did get in. TROUBLE i did a, commercial uh
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Speaker 1: for For. BACON i got in some trouble for THAT
28:59
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Speaker 6: Bacon, yeah that's.
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Speaker 1: Awesome somebody, complained but that's a, long long.
29:07
Speaker 6: STORY i did want to address a Blind scott last.
29:11
Speaker 6: Night he was acting, like since, Uh mike The leprechauns
29:15
Speaker 6: lived far away From, boston that that was a bad thing.
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29:23
Speaker 6: Telling, you Blind, scott living far away From boston is
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Speaker 6: not a bad. Thing that's a.
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29:32
Speaker 1: which it all you're lobbing some grenades Over. BOSTON i,
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Speaker 1: mean talk about Anti.
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Speaker 7: Semitic, Well, boston there's more college students there than anywhere.
29:47
Speaker 7: ELSE i DON'T i almost SAY i always gave a reputational.
29:50
Speaker 6: Expand for that because of that.
29:51
Speaker 1: City all, right, WELL i Mean i've never had issues In,
29:55
Speaker 1: boston but thank, you Uh trent. THERE i appreciate that tremendous.
29:59
Speaker 1: ADVICE a real quick legally Blind christopher who's paying twelve
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30:13
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30:18
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30:21
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30:37
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31:06
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31:09
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31:11
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31:15
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31:16
Speaker 1: THE tv In, London you complained about a, lot but
31:18
Speaker 1: you're living In. London you've chosen to live. THERE i
31:21
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31:22
Speaker 1: we don't know, about but you're choosing to live there.
31:24
Speaker 1: Anyway oh, yeah, yeah all. Right it is The Ben Mahlor.
31:28
Speaker 1: Show as we press on here through these overnight. HOURS
31:32
Speaker 1: i did want to mention This Lou holt. Story we
31:34
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31:36
Speaker 1: a great quote back in the in the. Day he
31:40
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31:44
Speaker 1: to coach in the. Pros that was after he lasted
31:46
Speaker 1: Thirteen games in the nineteen, seventies coaching The jets thirteen,
31:51
Speaker 1: games and then he Said god did not Put Lou
31:54
Speaker 1: holtz on this earth to coach in the, Pros so
31:59
Speaker 1: no argue with. That we've, got Asked. Ben for the
32:03
Speaker 1: rest of the. Hour we need a lot of, questions
32:05
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32:09
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32:11
Speaker 3: Next be sure to catch live editions Of The Ben
32:14
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32:18
Speaker 1: Bill, Miller here is The Ben Mallard, Show The Ben Mallor.
32:21
Speaker 1: Show as we roll along and Ask ben coming up here,
32:24
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32:28
Speaker 1: Moon we had a caller moments ago wake up his
32:33
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32:37
Speaker 1: last couple of days this failed radio guy who's been
32:39
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32:44
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32:47
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32:56
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34:04
Speaker 3: Out it's now time for.
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34:13
Speaker 1: Now all right here we. Go it's time now for
34:18
Speaker 1: Ask ben and friends your questions and our. Answers we
34:23
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34:25
Speaker 1: Dance these are actual questions by actual listeners who used
34:29
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34:33
Speaker 5: We're gonna start off with a question From Nick He Why?
34:37
Speaker 5: Nick he wants to know what is your favorite muscle
34:40
Speaker 5: car if if you have.
34:41
Speaker 1: ONE i, guess, Yeah i'm not a big muscle car
34:45
Speaker 1: guy because my my, HEIGHT i don't really fit in
34:49
Speaker 1: the muscle. Cars my wife she had one for for a.
34:54
Speaker 1: While i'm listen to old the classic muscle, car BUT
34:58
Speaker 1: i guess the The corvette would be the. One but
35:00
Speaker 1: what about, You?
35:01
Speaker 5: Lrena oh, gosh my car knowledge is, extensive just, LIKE, ok.
35:08
Speaker 1: So you you want to defer TO.
35:13
Speaker 2: I DIFFER i like the nineteen Seventy.
35:18
Speaker 9: Barracuda OH i like the purple Purple, Barracouta, YEAH i,
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Speaker 9: gotcha all, right, YEAH i feel like that kind of
35:27
Speaker 9: ended in the, seventies, right that was the last.
35:29
Speaker 1: Period of the, sixties mid, sixties of the. Seventies that was
35:32
Speaker 1: a muscle car. Time and as a, KID i had
35:35
Speaker 1: these hot wheels that were muscle, cars AND i was
35:37
Speaker 1: really good at crashing them into the side.
35:40
Speaker 9: Of the wall and stuff like.
35:41
Speaker 3: That this, still, yeah.
35:42
Speaker 1: All, right what is what is? Next?
35:44
Speaker 2: Year where are we?
35:45
Speaker 5: Going all?
35:45
Speaker 2: Right we have a we have a would you rather
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35:48
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35:50
Speaker 5: DOG i, yes he wants to, know would you rather
35:52
Speaker 5: spend a year in jail for ten million dollars or
35:56
Speaker 5: ten years in jail for a?
35:58
Speaker 2: Billion all?
36:01
Speaker 1: Right so one YEAR i get a, million one year
36:03
Speaker 1: you get ten. Million, oh come, on and that's after.
36:07
Speaker 2: Taxes it doesn't it does not. Specify, okay.
36:12
Speaker 1: You know WHAT i? DO i do the one. YEAR
36:14
Speaker 1: i think one. Year IF i Have Wi fi in
36:16
Speaker 1: jail AND i have a, Phone i'm Not i'm not
36:19
Speaker 1: like a felon or anything like, that So i'm. Not
36:23
Speaker 1: i'm not in that part of the. JAIL i DON'T
36:26
Speaker 1: i THINK i can handle a. Year i'd go a.
36:28
Speaker 1: YEAR i don't want to ten. Years not at my, AGE.
36:30
Speaker 2: I can't do ten.
36:31
Speaker 1: Years what about, You?
36:32
Speaker 2: Lorena, YEAH i think ten mili will be. Enough LIKE
36:34
Speaker 2: i don't THINK i need more than. That SO i
36:37
Speaker 2: would do a year for.
36:38
Speaker 1: Sure to invest that in some you, know some.
36:41
Speaker 2: Stocks and if you do ten years in, jail you might.
36:43
Speaker 5: Die AND i if you, die then you can't spend your.
36:47
Speaker 1: Mind, well the other Thing i've, heard and we have
36:48
Speaker 1: a lot of boys that listen in. Jail we thank
36:50
Speaker 1: them for. Listening but sometimes these guys get long sentences
36:52
Speaker 1: and they don't know how to live outside of. Jail
36:54
Speaker 1: they become so used to the jail. Life they get
36:56
Speaker 1: out of, jail they got to go back because they
36:58
Speaker 1: don't know what to do when they get out. Out.
37:01
Speaker 5: Cool, YEAH i agree for for all of those. Reasons
37:04
Speaker 5: ten millions enough.
37:06
Speaker 1: See for take you should have gone two million dollars
37:08
Speaker 1: for one year and like twenty million for ten or
37:12
Speaker 1: five or something like. That all, right what's? Next what
37:13
Speaker 1: do you?
37:13
Speaker 2: Got all, right it's ask?
37:16
Speaker 1: Man this one INERT i, offered did you see this
37:18
Speaker 1: guy Offered Giant State Mario's Got giants tickets To Opening
37:21
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37:24
Speaker 1: BUT i think we have a show that. Night he
37:26
Speaker 1: offered to you.
37:27
Speaker 2: Too.
37:27
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37:31
Speaker 5: ENDS i, guess, like, yeah off the? Air who in
37:35
Speaker 5: The Mallard militia would you check in?
37:36
Speaker 6: On?
37:38
Speaker 1: Uh, NO i MEAN i. Would IF i don't work,
37:42
Speaker 1: Here i'll just work somewhere. ELSE i, mean we've got
37:43
Speaker 1: a big enough. AUDIENCE i would just you, know do
37:46
Speaker 1: the show somewhere, else so it doesn't matter WHAT i.
37:48
Speaker 1: Mean i'd like working. Here i'd like to keep working.
37:49
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37:52
Speaker 1: Else BUT i just have everyone EVERYONE i can get
37:55
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37:57
Speaker 1: next so, EVERYONE i, guess would be the. Answer what's the? Next?
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Speaker 1: Cool what do we?
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38:03
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Speaker 5: Roy a food that you eat no matter even if it's, Expired.
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