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Carl’s 17-Hour Family Road Trip From Hell · Opie & Carl

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Opie is here and his show starts.
• 0:05
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's how you start a radio show right there.
• 0:09
  Speaker 2: That's a good song.
• 0:10
  Speaker 3: That's lips Incorporated. Yeah, that's a one hit wonder called
• 0:14
  Speaker 3: funky Town.
• 0:15
  Speaker 2: It's a good one.
• 0:16
  Speaker 3: I discovered an actual channel on Serious XM that I enjoyed.
• 0:20
  Speaker 4: Really Yeah, that was awesome.
• 0:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, what is it called Wonderland? Do you
• 0:33
  Speaker 3: do you listen to this wonderlandy.
• 0:34
  Speaker 2: Rock one hit Wonderland?
• 0:36
  Speaker 3: What is it called one hit Wonderland? I think it's
• 0:39
  Speaker 3: just called Wonderland.
• 0:40
  Speaker 5: Right, Paul, Yeah, it's just Wonderland, Wonderland.
• 0:43
  Speaker 2: Have you checked it out yet?
• 0:45
  Speaker 6: Yes?
• 0:45
  Speaker 2: Do you like it? I do?
• 0:47
  Speaker 7: It's uh, it's limited, but it's it's good.
• 0:50
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean they gotta like squeeze out someone, you know,
• 0:53
  Speaker 3: one hit wonders right that.
• 0:55
  Speaker 7: And then you can I think you can only get
• 0:57
  Speaker 7: on the app and the internet right now. It was
• 0:59
  Speaker 7: on the actual satellite.
• 1:00
  Speaker 5: I think it's on channel eighteen for like maybe a week.
• 1:04
  Speaker 2: I had it in my car. Yeah, I had it
• 1:07
  Speaker 2: in my car and then.
• 1:08
  Speaker 3: I uh, I looked for it today because I was
• 1:10
  Speaker 3: enjoying it, and it's not around anymore.
• 1:13
  Speaker 2: But no surprise, there with this company. It's a litit.
• 1:15
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, someone might like something change everything.
• 1:19
  Speaker 8: Oh my god, there's actually a buzz on this change yet.
• 1:27
  Speaker 2: That's awesome.
• 1:28
  Speaker 3: It's unbelievable because Saturday and Sunday Mother's Day I was,
• 1:31
  Speaker 3: I was.
• 1:32
  Speaker 2: I had that channel on the entire fucking time.
• 1:35
  Speaker 1: Are you okay?
• 1:36
  Speaker 2: What you okay? You good? I'm good? Why?
• 1:39
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 1:39
  Speaker 2: Talking about some Twitter shit?
• 1:41
  Speaker 1: Man?
• 1:41
  Speaker 2: What's happened? You vagina got all fucked up?
• 1:43
  Speaker 9: Oh?
• 1:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah? I had to take Friday off because my vagina
• 1:46
  Speaker 3: was a you know, extra itchy.
• 1:48
  Speaker 2: What do you mean? It was extra itchy?
• 1:50
  Speaker 3: And then I wanted everyone to speculate, to talk about
• 1:52
  Speaker 3: me for the whole weekend, And then I wanted to
• 1:56
  Speaker 3: come in here and bitch that everyone was talking about
• 1:58
  Speaker 3: me all weekend long, even though one tweet saying, hey man,
• 2:03
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna be you know, I couldn't do Friday
• 2:05
  Speaker 3: show because my vagina was itchy. All right, that's all
• 2:09
  Speaker 3: you have to do. One tweet and everything goes away.
• 2:11
  Speaker 3: Then people are like, oh, his vagina's itchy, let him
• 2:14
  Speaker 3: have the day.
• 2:15
  Speaker 2: I agree, I'm gonna start doing that. But what does
• 2:18
  Speaker 2: that have to do with Wonderland.
• 2:20
  Speaker 3: I'm just mad because all day yesterday, for Mother's Day
• 2:23
  Speaker 3: and Saturday, I was I was listening to this channel
• 2:26
  Speaker 3: and then I was in the car today before the
• 2:28
  Speaker 3: radio show and it's gone.
• 2:30
  Speaker 2: It's gone. Fuck what They only had it on the
• 2:33
  Speaker 2: regular system for a week. So you want to hear something,
• 2:36
  Speaker 2: it's not gonna make you happy. What happened? So this guy,
• 2:40
  Speaker 2: Matt Farra, he has a wait, you're gonna love this dude.
• 2:46
  Speaker 2: I don't even know who he is.
• 2:47
  Speaker 4: He's got a YouTube channel. It's my favorite any car guy.
• 2:50
  Speaker 4: He's got a million followers, literally a million. It's called
• 2:53
  Speaker 4: the Smoking Tire.
• 2:55
  Speaker 2: The Smoking Tire, Right, Okay.
• 2:57
  Speaker 4: So he does real car reviews, like real cool dude. Right,
• 3:00
  Speaker 4: He's a fan of the show Race. So I realized
• 3:03
  Speaker 4: that because he's starting to respond to me to my Instagram.
• 3:05
  Speaker 4: I'm like, what if you know, what's this giant you
• 3:07
  Speaker 4: know talking to me for right? And I find out
• 3:10
  Speaker 4: he tells me today he's like, yeah, I'm a fan
• 3:12
  Speaker 4: of the show. I listened to you on the way
• 3:13
  Speaker 4: to work. Guess where he works?
• 3:14
  Speaker 2: Where California. So just when the dude starts to get
• 3:19
  Speaker 2: into it, we're gone. Yeah, we don't have a replay. Whatever.
• 3:26
  Speaker 2: He was awesome. I mean smoking Tyler is he's the
• 3:29
  Speaker 2: best fucking card dude on the planet. Well, did you
• 3:31
  Speaker 2: tell me get the app? I don't want to. I'm embarrassed.
• 3:34
  Speaker 2: Why you embarrassed? It is an option for the people, guys,
• 3:38
  Speaker 2: not like I'm peddling something weird. Now, just listen to
• 3:40
  Speaker 2: me on my app.
• 3:41
  Speaker 3: We'll started today at You know, we used to have
• 3:44
  Speaker 3: the six pm to nine pm replay on the East
• 3:47
  Speaker 3: Coast that goes bye bye uh.
• 3:50
  Speaker 2: And a lot of people are pissed off about that.
• 3:51
  Speaker 3: But I guess they could try the app, right, Paul,
• 3:54
  Speaker 3: They could try the app. App's good, although the older
• 3:57
  Speaker 3: people don't want to deal with that shit. I was
• 3:59
  Speaker 3: talking to some people over the like I don't want
• 4:01
  Speaker 3: to deal with the app. I just want your show on.
• 4:03
  Speaker 3: When I go in my.
• 4:05
  Speaker 5: Car, I gotta deal with it.
• 4:07
  Speaker 2: They'll deal with it.
• 4:08
  Speaker 3: We'll figure it out, right, e Rock will figure it
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  Speaker 3: out up.
• 4:18
  Speaker 2: Do you want to be here today, you Rock?
• 4:20
  Speaker 10: I do?
• 4:21
  Speaker 2: If my mic was working here, what's rolling your mic? Oh?
• 4:23
  Speaker 7: No, everything just breaks by the time we get in here.
• 4:27
  Speaker 7: How is your mother's day?
• 4:28
  Speaker 2: You Rock? Uneventful.
• 4:30
  Speaker 3: Well, your mom's somewhere else, right, So it's just a
• 4:32
  Speaker 3: quick phone call and hey, did you get my flatways?
• 4:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that didn't happen either. Why no flowers?
• 4:37
  Speaker 7: Because the company I ordered from decided that next Friday
• 4:41
  Speaker 7: was the day that they want to deliver it.
• 4:45
  Speaker 1: I'm serious.
• 4:46
  Speaker 7: Yes, it's one of our sponsors. I'm not saying, oh wait.
• 4:50
  Speaker 2: But wait we got it now.
• 4:52
  Speaker 7: So yeah, they were supposed to be everything's customized for
• 4:55
  Speaker 7: Mother's Day, the cards, the message, the bouquet, using a
• 4:59
  Speaker 7: promo code maybe to get a certain deal, and then
• 5:02
  Speaker 7: all of a sudden, Saturday night comes around. Should have
• 5:06
  Speaker 7: been delivered. I call him like, did anything get delivered? No,
• 5:09
  Speaker 7: I haven't gotten anything online and it says, oh, it
• 5:13
  Speaker 7: will be shipped next week next Friday.
• 5:16
  Speaker 2: Is Rolling in charge of Mother's Day?
• 5:18
  Speaker 3: Now we'll stab because of the Tom Green thing from
• 5:22
  Speaker 3: last week?
• 5:22
  Speaker 2: Me and rollingd Me and Rolling had a rough weekend.
• 5:24
  Speaker 2: Why did you and rolland have a rough weekend?
• 5:26
  Speaker 4: Me and Roland were supposed to go to Memphis together, right,
• 5:29
  Speaker 4: You're leaving what tomorrow or Wednesday?
• 5:30
  Speaker 2: Leaving Wednesday morning?
• 5:32
  Speaker 4: So me and Roland are supposed to go to Memphis
• 5:33
  Speaker 4: together to the super Bowl of Barbecue Memphis in May.
• 5:38
  Speaker 5: What have I alleged you to lead the Super Bowl?
• 5:39
  Speaker 2: No, shut up, Paul, It's the best thing in the world,
• 5:42
  Speaker 2: so tells me.
• 5:45
  Speaker 4: I was on speakerphone. My wife's in the living room.
• 5:47
  Speaker 4: He's like, oh, I can't go. I have to work, right,
• 5:50
  Speaker 4: So my wife hears it. Guess who's going to fucking
• 5:53
  Speaker 4: who's driving a national Who's driving to Memphis? Me, my wife,
• 5:57
  Speaker 4: and my two fucking monster kids venteen hours?
• 6:01
  Speaker 2: How awesome?
• 6:02
  Speaker 11: Is that?
• 6:02
  Speaker 2: A nice road trip?
• 6:03
  Speaker 4: Watch the fucking news. I'm going right under a truck.
• 6:07
  Speaker 4: Watch the news.
• 6:08
  Speaker 2: That's all I'm saying. Wait, so how did that work out?
• 6:10
  Speaker 2: You told your wife ahead of time? Now you heard it.
• 6:12
  Speaker 3: No, but you told your wife ahead of time you
• 6:14
  Speaker 3: can't go on this trip because I'm going with Roll.
• 6:15
  Speaker 3: And then Rolling calls the house and says I can't go.
• 6:17
  Speaker 3: So then your wife's like, great news for us, We're
• 6:19
  Speaker 3: now going family trip. All right, beautiful, some roadside attractions
• 6:25
  Speaker 3: in your future.
• 6:26
  Speaker 4: I'm screaming inside right now, I'm screaming a thousand deaths inside.
• 6:31
  Speaker 2: You wanted this one by yourself. Two eleven year olds
• 6:33
  Speaker 2: without Wi Fi for seventeen hours. You might as well
• 6:35
  Speaker 2: put zombies and meth heads in that fucking tahoe. It's
• 6:38
  Speaker 2: gonna be a nightmare. Buy some Wi Fi units for
• 6:40
  Speaker 2: the car. Not buying nothing.
• 6:42
  Speaker 4: I'm I'm gonna be all zandied up driving on the
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  Speaker 4: shoulder backwards.
• 6:45
  Speaker 2: But why don't you have Wi Fi units for the car?
• 6:47
  Speaker 2: Because it's she rented a car.
• 6:49
  Speaker 4: She want she wanted something safe just in case we crash.
• 6:52
  Speaker 2: Right, all right, Well that blows. How many hours is
• 6:57
  Speaker 2: it seventeen to Memphis you're driving? And not only that,
• 7:00
  Speaker 2: why are you driving seventeen hours? Well, because it's.
• 7:02
  Speaker 4: Gonna be with Rowland and I stop and I eat
• 7:04
  Speaker 4: it all the roadside things because that's what I do.
• 7:06
  Speaker 4: Oh that makes sense. So wait, So then my wife goes,
• 7:10
  Speaker 4: I give her like tenerary of the places that I
• 7:12
  Speaker 4: want to eat. Yeah, so she looks at me, she goes,
• 7:14
  Speaker 4: we can't eat there, The kids can't eat. Those places
• 7:18
  Speaker 4: that you're showing us are dirty, right and are old
• 7:20
  Speaker 4: and their truck stops.
• 7:21
  Speaker 2: I said, that's America. Doesn't she understand that's where the
• 7:24
  Speaker 2: good stuff is best part.
• 7:26
  Speaker 4: No, she's showing me pictures of these fancy restaurants with
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  Speaker 4: like a brass eagle on the fucking door.
• 7:31
  Speaker 2: Bro, I want to scream.
• 7:34
  Speaker 4: Every restaurant she showed me had valet and a fountain
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  Speaker 4: in front of it.
• 7:38
  Speaker 2: I am fucked. That's where the good stuff is.
• 7:40
  Speaker 3: Oh, I can't wait to follow your Instagram for the
• 7:42
  Speaker 3: next two It's.
• 7:43
  Speaker 4: Good on My Instagram is going to be hell. And
• 7:46
  Speaker 4: then I'm like, yeah, you know, Opie said to you know,
• 7:48
  Speaker 4: do some reporting from that. She goes, Oh, I'll do
• 7:50
  Speaker 4: it too good.
• 7:51
  Speaker 7: So can you not stop at a seventy six? You
• 7:53
  Speaker 7: have to go and get that super premium gas?
• 7:55
  Speaker 2: Wait till my whole family gets kidnapped? A Flying J?
• 7:58
  Speaker 2: I can't fuck it?
• 7:58
  Speaker 4: Why would you?
• 8:03
  Speaker 3: They don't need super premium in uh in a in
• 8:06
  Speaker 3: a rental? No, what are you talking about?
• 8:09
  Speaker 2: Super J? You ever be a super J? I don't
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  Speaker 2: think So. There's the best truck stops at Flying the
• 8:14
  Speaker 2: Flying what's the Flying J?
• 8:15
  Speaker 10: What is that?
• 8:16
  Speaker 7: Just like a huge mecca for trucks and trailers?
• 8:18
  Speaker 2: And I want to get a c B.
• 8:20
  Speaker 4: Is there any way I could rent the CB because
• 8:22
  Speaker 4: I want to be like talk to the truckers and check.
• 8:24
  Speaker 2: I would imagine you could run a CB. What do
• 8:27
  Speaker 2: you do there? Cheap? How do you talk on it?
• 8:30
  Speaker 12: Like?
• 8:30
  Speaker 2: What do you it's not a breaker one.
• 8:36
  Speaker 7: And when you're done, you say, saber chef, here.
• 8:41
  Speaker 2: Got some crapes on?
• 8:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 8:43
  Speaker 2: What are those crates? Crapes on the cred all there?
• 8:46
  Speaker 2: Who made some shitty ship on Twitter?
• 8:48
  Speaker 3: I fucking crushed the moss, fucking crushed it.
• 8:53
  Speaker 13: Oh.
• 8:54
  Speaker 3: I didn't appreciate people making fun of my old man hands.
• 8:56
  Speaker 3: But besides that, I crushed the crpe.
• 8:58
  Speaker 7: Crust, the crepes and the spirits.
• 9:02
  Speaker 2: I crushed that ship. It gain perfect crazy. Look at
• 9:06
  Speaker 2: this nightmare. Look at that poor. It's a perfect poor
• 9:09
  Speaker 2: in a hot pan. That's a pancake. I want to
• 9:12
  Speaker 2: make sure your crape is dry? No, golden brown?
• 9:16
  Speaker 14: No?
• 9:17
  Speaker 2: Look at the plate? Good? Is that the plate you
• 9:21
  Speaker 2: keep diapers? The cheese?
• 9:24
  Speaker 6: There?
• 9:25
  Speaker 3: You got some cold che broccoli and giant pieces of
• 9:28
  Speaker 3: raw broccoli, and you roll that.
• 9:30
  Speaker 2: Bitch is roll it up. Look at that dessert. No,
• 9:37
  Speaker 2: it could be savory, but usually it is a dessert.
• 9:40
  Speaker 7: There you go, it's a great breakfast.
• 9:42
  Speaker 2: There you go. You're disgusting. What's on that alley? Jazz
• 9:47
  Speaker 2: it up? Jatz it up. You got that. No, look
• 9:53
  Speaker 2: at this part is a human I can relate. This
• 9:57
  Speaker 2: was fine. Did you see the response? Yeah? Man, people
• 10:03
  Speaker 2: are digging it. Man. Did you see the response I
• 10:04
  Speaker 2: sent you when I was filming that thing for the food?
• 10:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 10:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, not jazzing it up? Yeah, you were not happy
• 10:10
  Speaker 2: about That's all right, it's all good.
• 10:15
  Speaker 3: Let's do a couple of phone calls, see what's going on. So,
• 10:18
  Speaker 3: so your mother's day was just okay, and your mom
• 10:20
  Speaker 3: didn't get the flowers.
• 10:21
  Speaker 2: Huh, that's about it.
• 10:22
  Speaker 3: Should have you should have got something from Steven Sanger.
• 10:25
  Speaker 3: Can you tell me what Kanye Stephensinger dot com.
• 10:27
  Speaker 4: I don't want to know. I don't want to bad
• 10:29
  Speaker 4: mouth it. I just want to use the company that
• 10:31
  Speaker 4: way when I forget with Marie. It's a good excuse.
• 10:33
  Speaker 3: Are they Are they double A flowers.
• 10:43
  Speaker 2: Or triple A? What are we talking? Single eight ball?
• 10:46
  Speaker 2: I didn't see your talk about talk about talk about.
• 10:51
  Speaker 2: Oh fuck that blows though? So what you do?
• 10:54
  Speaker 3: Did like someone down there get some emergency flowers for you? No?
• 10:59
  Speaker 2: I mean was Saturday.
• 11:00
  Speaker 7: There's nothing you can do and the customer service stuff
• 11:02
  Speaker 7: isn't open till Monday. Right, so I had to take
• 11:05
  Speaker 7: care of it today.
• 11:06
  Speaker 2: Are you still paying for it? Oh?
• 11:07
  Speaker 7: No, I am not the outrage. I want to speak
• 11:10
  Speaker 7: to a manager. Oh I sure did. I may have said,
• 11:15
  Speaker 7: you know, the promo code you use is for the
• 11:17
  Speaker 7: show that I'm on and this is not going to
• 11:20
  Speaker 7: fly well. And everything got taken care of, did you
• 11:23
  Speaker 7: right away? You can't curse. You can never curse.
• 11:26
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you can't. No, you can't. You won't get
• 11:28
  Speaker 2: anything done if me.
• 11:28
  Speaker 4: And Roland and I we had a UPS package here
• 11:31
  Speaker 4: that that didn't go through, and then Roland told the
• 11:34
  Speaker 4: people on the UPS that they were being racist to him.
• 11:38
  Speaker 7: That's different and you can get away with that.
• 11:41
  Speaker 4: They literally brought up they delivered it on a fucking pony.
• 11:48
  Speaker 7: No, it was very nice. I was angry, but it
• 11:50
  Speaker 7: was very nice and they took care of it and
• 11:52
  Speaker 7: I got a refound on it.
• 11:54
  Speaker 2: The special like did they look like an e Walker
• 11:56
  Speaker 2: or some star Trek flowers?
• 11:57
  Speaker 7: And they were just a nice ouqu flers.
• 11:59
  Speaker 2: Did they arrive today?
• 12:00
  Speaker 7: At least they're gonna get them there as soon as possible.
• 12:03
  Speaker 3: Let me say this, it's been my experience for over
• 12:06
  Speaker 3: twenty years that that company's pretty good usually.
• 12:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never had a problem with that before.
• 12:11
  Speaker 3: And that's for real, and it just sucks that the
• 12:13
  Speaker 3: one problem that we did have is someone that.
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: Works for the radio show.
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: That's never good.
• 12:19
  Speaker 2: It's all good, by the way.
• 12:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let Tommy talk to you about the CB radio there, Carl,
• 12:25
  Speaker 3: go ahead, go ahead, Tommy and Texas.
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: Here's on Carl. God, Texas loves this radio show. We
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: got checking all on a second. You want to talk
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: about truck stops.
• 12:33
  Speaker 7: Texas has amazing trucks stocks up Mecca thirty pumps wide and.
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: Oh Texas is amazing everything.
• 12:41
  Speaker 3: I love beauty. All right, Tommy and Texas. What part
• 12:44
  Speaker 3: of Texas?
• 12:46
  Speaker 12: We're down in Houston beautiful?
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: Right on? Man, all right, what do you got for Carl?
• 12:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I was just calling in, and you know, make
• 12:53
  Speaker 6: sure if he gets a CB, he's got to use
• 12:54
  Speaker 6: the proper lingo on there, you know. Okay, just make
• 12:58
  Speaker 6: sure you know you sign off everybody you know, get
• 13:01
  Speaker 6: around a bunch of trucks. You gotta sign off ten
• 13:02
  Speaker 6: four good buddy.
• 13:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta do a little good buddy ship ten
• 13:06
  Speaker 3: for good buddy. And what's what's gonna be your your
• 13:08
  Speaker 3: CB name your handle.
• 13:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta have a nickname. What should it be?
• 13:14
  Speaker 2: You pick it up, saber chef. I'm thinking dick wad.
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: All right, that sucks the car with my kids, big
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: sign off.
• 13:21
  Speaker 7: That's gonna go, right, dick quad buddy, Hey, Carl, right there,
• 13:26
  Speaker 7: thirty bucks at b n H and you'll be ready
• 13:29
  Speaker 7: to go lower midtown.
• 13:31
  Speaker 4: You can just go down there. And don't you need
• 13:32
  Speaker 4: a big whipping? I want a whip with a magnet.
• 13:34
  Speaker 4: Don't you need a whip antenna with a magnet?
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the seventies, Carl? The fuck?
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: Hello? What happens?
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: What you say?
• 13:41
  Speaker 3: You can get a magnet antennas still and just know
• 13:43
  Speaker 3: you can get that. But I mean, huh no, he
• 13:47
  Speaker 3: needs a whip like you've been in a fishing pole
• 13:50
  Speaker 3: backwards from front of the back.
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: I want this thing, fucking you want it hit and overpasses.
• 13:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, out there from MILET that ship it and overpasses.
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: All right, Tommy, I gotta move on, all right, brother,
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you, brother?
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: Randy in Ohio? What's up? Randy?
• 14:11
  Speaker 9: Well?
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: D Hi, Randy? How are you.
• 14:17
  Speaker 12: My oil Cereal subscriber?
• 14:22
  Speaker 9: I am very follow me off work? You too and
• 14:33
  Speaker 9: point to work on forty mister Millionaire.
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: It says he wants to do his baby Twitter impression.
• 14:48
  Speaker 9: For film bench fishing and shimming.
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: No, I, uh my vagina was at you on Friday,
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: so I had to kind of take take a day.
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: I take a day for myself off, all right, that's all.
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: But I announced it on Twitter so I would be
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: this big outrage is.
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: What the fuck is going on? Thing? That's how you
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: do that?
• 15:09
  Speaker 10: Expect to be.
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: I do.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: I do expect to.
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: Be paid for missing Friday. I kind of like this bit,
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: but we got to work on a little bit because
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: we can't hear every word of the baby Twitter voice.
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: Thank you, sir. All right, let's say hi to Matt.
• 15:31
  Speaker 9: Matt.
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: What's going on? Yo?
• 15:34
  Speaker 12: What's up? Guys? How you doing?
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: Wait? Is this smoking tire?
• 15:38
  Speaker 6: Yes it is Matt.
• 15:41
  Speaker 12: Holy sho, Carl. I heard you.
• 15:43
  Speaker 6: I heard you drop my name. I almost crashed a
• 15:45
  Speaker 6: little fucking median bro from a shoot, and now I
• 15:50
  Speaker 6: know that you're called your favorite bro. I'm loving you
• 15:53
  Speaker 6: on this radio show.
• 15:54
  Speaker 14: Dude, you might fig the only thing I watch. I'm
• 15:56
  Speaker 14: working at home, and now I know that not full
• 16:00
  Speaker 14: of shit? You see you're out there in Venice Beach.
• 16:03
  Speaker 14: How are thesmoking tire dot com?
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: You?
• 16:05
  Speaker 7: What do you do?
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: What's your show? Man?
• 16:07
  Speaker 6: I do a dumb little YouTube show about cars. But
• 16:10
  Speaker 6: I have been OPI I have been listening to you
• 16:12
  Speaker 6: since two thousand and one.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: Nice, and this is the best you've ever been. Bro Bye, nice,
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: Thank you dude.
• 16:20
  Speaker 6: You I didn't realize until you lost everybody that you
• 16:24
  Speaker 6: were actually carrying the whole fucking show the whole time.
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: Talk about talk about now, thank you sir.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: All right, I kind of have been doing this since
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: I was eighteen years old. If people were just listening
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: to me, I could fucking carry this whole goddamn place.
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: So so, so fucking thank you Matt. Matt, but you know,
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: reaches out to me on Instagram and I see like
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: the little blue check like the thing right, and I
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: see smoking time like no way right.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: And then all of a sudden, I'm like, holy fuck,
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: it's Matt right.
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: I watched this ship religious it's the It's like a
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: car show, but for dudes.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like, wait, isn't most car shows, dudes?
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: No, if you go to Carshoal, like all car shows
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: are all right, thank you, Matt.
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: But there's there's there's dudes, and then there's yoga pant dudes.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: Right, so there's like the.
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: Fuel economy and this and that. He gets in a car,
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: he tells you this sucks. This doesn't suck like it's
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: easy to understand, and he fucking kicks the shit out
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: of cars.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to check it out.
• 17:23
  Speaker 12: What thank you, buddy, I'm a fan.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: Brother?
• 17:25
  Speaker 13: Is it?
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: What is it on YouTube? So we can find it YouTube?
• 17:30
  Speaker 12: Slash the Smoking Tired.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: Okay, And Carl was saying that you're kind of bummed
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: the replays going away.
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: I was bummed because I'm like, shit, he okay.
• 17:40
  Speaker 6: I'm on the West Coast, so I don't get the replays.
• 17:42
  Speaker 6: But now you know, I got the app, so I'm
• 17:45
  Speaker 6: listening on the app and that that kind of takes
• 17:47
  Speaker 6: care of it.
• 17:48
  Speaker 12: But it's not the same, all right.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: I hope it helps out a little bit, but I'm not.
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: I can't sit here and make believe I'm not bummed
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: by the damn thing. They pretty much wiped out our
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: West Coast listening today because what we'll be heard, what
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: we're we'll be heard noon to three on the West Coast.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: It's a shitty fucking time.
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then our replay for the West Coast is
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: like two am to five am.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: But at the lunch hour, oh, we can do the
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: noon time blocks. Oh my god, you know you rock
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: the West lunch hour.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: They literally wiped out our West Coast listening. It's it's
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: driving me insane. It's absolutely driving me insane. And then
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: if I say it's driving me insane, I'm the fucking problem.
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 18:31
  Speaker 12: I'll tell you what you guys. You guys still got one.
• 18:34
  Speaker 6: And whether it's podcasting or this stupid app or whatever,
• 18:38
  Speaker 6: you got one for life, buddy.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: Thank you very much, man. I'm a giant fan. Thank you, brother.
• 18:43
  Speaker 12: Oh Carl, let's hang out, man.
• 18:45
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna buy you some Italian food and some bourbon,
• 18:47
  Speaker 6: and we're gonna talk watches and fast cars.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: You know, that's that's my whole life right there. I
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: love it, man, Thank you very much. What about me?
• 18:56
  Speaker 12: Work for something?
• 18:58
  Speaker 6: You know, look, not to plug my own ship, but
• 19:01
  Speaker 6: I do a show on NBC Sports called Drive and
• 19:04
  Speaker 6: for the for the media tour last year, I said
• 19:07
  Speaker 6: to the PR people, please it was Opie and Jimmy,
• 19:10
  Speaker 6: but I said, can you please get me on Opie
• 19:12
  Speaker 6: and Jimmy, my life will be complete promote this show?
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: And I got.
• 19:18
  Speaker 12: I got fucking crickets, Buddy, crickets.
• 19:21
  Speaker 6: All I want to do is come hang out with
• 19:23
  Speaker 6: you guys.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: When are you gonna be in New York next.
• 19:26
  Speaker 12: Fucking I'll get on a flight.
• 19:27
  Speaker 6: Bro.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: All right, come, Carl's doing today's show and then tomorrow,
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: and then he's gone for a while because he's doing
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: the Memphis Barbecue thing.
• 19:37
  Speaker 12: Oh baller, Well, I'm on my way to the airport.
• 19:39
  Speaker 6: I'm going to Lake Tahoe to drive the new nine
• 19:42
  Speaker 6: to eleven gts.
• 19:43
  Speaker 15: Oohfe sorry, Oh by the way, uh CV talk eb
• 19:51
  Speaker 15: talk Right, So I know something about this.
• 19:54
  Speaker 6: So bear is a cop is a bear at the cop?
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 20:00
  Speaker 6: If a bear's got someone pulled over, he's with a customer, Okay,
• 20:05
  Speaker 6: So it's either a bear with a customer, right. And
• 20:08
  Speaker 6: then and if you're in a car.
• 20:10
  Speaker 12: It's a car. Is a four wheeler as opposed to.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: A big a big rig, right, got it?
• 20:14
  Speaker 12: You'd be like you'd be like, all right, you know
• 20:17
  Speaker 12: this is the mad Cuban.
• 20:18
  Speaker 6: Here, little blue four wheeler ninety five South Mile one,
• 20:22
  Speaker 6: two four.
• 20:22
  Speaker 12: See a bear on.
• 20:23
  Speaker 6: The right with a customer, So that's you telling everyone
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: around you know what's going on.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: Bear on the right with a customer sounds a little
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: uh a gee.
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Well I'm gonna do it.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna get a CV so I don't have to
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: talk to my kids. Sounds a little yee.
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: I'll literally talk to truckers before I look at the
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: act SAT and talk to.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: Lee's Instagram after the show that you went and got
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: a CB radio. I'm with a fucking old school. I
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: want with antenna with the magnet. Do you agree that
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: you should with absolute fucking.
• 20:55
  Speaker 6: Havena Yeah, portable one is bullshit.
• 20:58
  Speaker 12: You need the antenna.
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: Good news is most of them come with the external
• 21:02
  Speaker 6: antenna adapters.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: Yes, I'm getna whip. I'm gonna whip with a flag
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: on it. All right.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: Well, Matt, nice to talk to you from Smoking Tire
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: and the YouTube channels called what just Smoking.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: Tire, the Smoking thus Smoking Tire.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: We'll tweet it out for you and you come to
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: New York soon and hang with us, all right, Matt, Oh.
• 21:23
  Speaker 12: I would love to.
• 21:24
  Speaker 6: I would love to and thank you for the plugs.
• 21:26
  Speaker 6: And I love the show.
• 21:27
  Speaker 7: You guys are killing it.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: You back man, Thank you very much.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: Right, Let's uh, let's say hi to James, one of
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: our regulars in North Carolina.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: James, what's up.
• 21:35
  Speaker 9: I just want to let you guys know.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: I want to have a hold on, hold on, hold on,
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: hold on a second. Why is every phone call turning
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: into Morse code?
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you why because they they know I love
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: taking phone calls on this new show, So let's fuck
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: that up too.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Holy fuck, try to bring the phone down.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: I tried already, Iraq, I really did. Let me Let
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: me try James again.
• 21:58
  Speaker 11: James, Okay, Uh yeah, I want to let you Rock
• 22:02
  Speaker 11: know who wasn't the only one to have a bad
• 22:04
  Speaker 11: experience with these sponsors.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: Ah, that'll be it, that'll be my problem.
• 22:16
  Speaker 7: It wasn't, It wasn't open phones. It was just my
• 22:20
  Speaker 7: issue and I took care of it.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: Moving on. I love you, Rock. Oh what a week.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: I'm fucking having no why because it's like they don't
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: want the honesty because then it'll be my problem again.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: You can't be that honest. You know, this is real life.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: You can't be honest. And I did say, I swear
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: I've been with that company for like twenty years. They've
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: been uh, you know, on this radio show, and for
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: the most part they've been great.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: They really have. I would love to take James's call.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: Let me ask James some James, you want to talk
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: about anything else but that?
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I do customer service in other countries, really.
• 23:02
  Speaker 12: Love.
• 23:03
  Speaker 9: Okay, when you call and you get somebody in India, dingle.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: What are we doing radio in nineteen ninety six?
• 23:15
  Speaker 11: Rock?
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: This is this a new thing? This is an evergreen topic.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: You're out the ages. This is We've been talking about
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: this for twenty years on the radio. Customer service reps.
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: What did the England speak English?
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: Whatever?
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: All right, James?
• 23:36
  Speaker 12: Okay, thanks, all right, bye.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: We'll do We'll do a longer call next time. Okay, Carl,
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: will you get some gumbo fries in Memphis?
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't know anything about it. Gumbo fries. I
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: don't know anything about it. I'd love to hear about it.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: Oh you would, all right, Tom, you gotta tell uh
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: Carl about gumbo fries.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: All right, let's say hi to Justin in California.
• 24:02
  Speaker 11: Justin, Hey, boys, Hey, you know you're running around telling
• 24:10
  Speaker 11: everybody good buddy on the radio. You're gonna be surrounded
• 24:13
  Speaker 11: by all the queers in the area.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: Wow, times have changed since I've been on the CB radio.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: What happened to good buddy being just a nice, innocent
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: to load everybody?
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: I love that? When did that change?
• 24:29
  Speaker 9: Oh?
• 24:30
  Speaker 11: A while ago? Now, a good buddy is the cocksucker
• 24:33
  Speaker 11: that runs around in the pickle parks the clan.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: Second, what's a fickle park? Oh my god, the best
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: thing I ever heard.
• 24:40
  Speaker 11: That's a rush area loaded with queers.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: Come on, Carl, Jesus, that word's a bit harsh. Pickle
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: All right, you can't do good buddy. That's what we're
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: learning today.
• 24:52
  Speaker 11: All right, Yeah, there you go, Thank you buddy.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: We're gonna move on to Long Island. Let's say hi
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: to Tim on Long Island. Tim.
• 25:00
  Speaker 10: Hey, oh hey, Carl, what's up?
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: Good buddy?
• 25:04
  Speaker 10: This new move man? Get rid of the replay? It
• 25:06
  Speaker 10: really sucks. I've got two personal vehicles and a company
• 25:10
  Speaker 10: car that I have subscriptions in all three cars right
• 25:13
  Speaker 10: and effective literally next week because two of them are
• 25:16
  Speaker 10: getting swapped out for new leases next week. I'm not renewing.
• 25:19
  Speaker 10: It's just not worth it because I'm most of your show.
• 25:22
  Speaker 10: I catch on the replay. I'm going to keep my
• 25:24
  Speaker 10: internet so I can still get you on demand. But
• 25:27
  Speaker 10: the company's losing literally three subscriptions over this whole thing.
• 25:30
  Speaker 10: It's really bumming me out.
• 25:32
  Speaker 12: It sucks.
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: Well, a lot of people are kind of frustrating, pissed
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: off by it, and I suggest this, like, just give
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: us a replay in another channel. I'm trying to come
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: up with solutions these days like that instead.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: Of just bitching right.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: Erach without like dragging you into this mess. Is it
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: true that other radio shows have replays on other channels?
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: That is correct?
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, so maybe they could do that for us. That'd
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: be great because it's definitely a thing.
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: And then there's people on my Twitter saying, well, we'll
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: tell those fucking people just to use the app. Not
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: everyone wants to use the app, especially the older fucks.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: I don't like the They just want to be in
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: their car and turn it on and it's there the
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: feeling of radio, right, But I mean the app is
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: a is a possibility for some folks, hopefully, all right.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: And then people who were bitching that the on demand
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: takes too long to be up and running.
• 26:20
  Speaker 7: It's not going to be up the second the show's over.
• 26:23
  Speaker 7: There's nothing we can do about that. I mean, it's
• 26:25
  Speaker 7: about an hour when we load it, swipe it, get
• 26:28
  Speaker 7: it approved. Is there any way to make that there
• 26:30
  Speaker 7: is there any way to make that faster. We do
• 26:33
  Speaker 7: everything possible to make it as fast as possible, and
• 26:35
  Speaker 7: that's just the best we can do.
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: Just asking, buddy, Just ask, So even with the app,
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: we lose an hour.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: Wait, so if when we're off the air at six,
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: so it'll becking a.
• 26:46
  Speaker 7: Buy six thirty six forty, everything's loaded, coated, approved, and
• 26:52
  Speaker 7: then it takes about an hour to get it out
• 26:54
  Speaker 7: to the people.
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: So seven forty ish. Yeah, so that's four forty west
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: coast time. I'm thinking coast all right, there's no way
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: we could speed that up unless.
• 27:04
  Speaker 7: We can do an earlier time slot. No, we can't
• 27:06
  Speaker 7: do that.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: Christ all right, thanks buddy. Let's say hi to Brett
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: and Texas.
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: Brett, good buddy, and the phone suck.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: This is just amazing. How much shit are they gonna
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: throw at me?
• 27:23
  Speaker 9: Hey, that guy already cleared up the good buddy saying there, Yeah,
• 27:27
  Speaker 9: don't say that.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: It's gonna piss off people.
• 27:30
  Speaker 7: Let me, I'm gonna go check I'll be right back
• 27:32
  Speaker 7: where you're gonna check the back where all the phone
• 27:35
  Speaker 7: stuff is?
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: Where's that in a room you don't go to nice,
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: the touchy room, the secret butt touch room. My god,
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: I just want to make a request of the company.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: If I'm sticking around. I don't even know if i am,
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: because no one has talked to me in months. Could
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: you make sure I have nice phones? That'd be good.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: I really like talking to the people. You do, and
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: you're good at the past show.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: The people I were, let's just put it that way,
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: didn't really like when I was taking a lot of calls.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: I like taking phone calls on a fucking talk show,
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: So please fix the fucking phones.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: Anyway, how was your mother's day, Carl? My mother said
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: it was it was good and bad. Yeah, it was
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: good and bad. You know what was the good part? Uh?
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: The good part was uh I went to sleep early.
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: Everything else sucked.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: Why did it suck?
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: It was just it was a long day.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: I had some issues at the restaurant that really sucked.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: In the fucking well, it's a big restaurant day. Obviously,
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: it's a giant restaurant day. So wait, did your wife
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: have to work no, no, no, nobody worked.
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: But then the employees were in charge, and they'll you know,
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: it's a fucking the mouth breather brigade, so they'll.
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Give away the place, right if you're not they literally
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: set it on fire. Yeah, like they just give They
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: don't even care. It's the opposite, right, you know what
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: I mean. So it's just hard. And then what was
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: the bad part? The bad part is I.
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: Got a deal were I know a lot of people be, well,
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: hate this, but I'm moving.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: We're selling Pops Diner. What selling Pops Diner? That's how
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: well it did.
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: It did great, But you flipped that motherfucker fucking I
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: wish I didn't have to congrats it's going it. No,
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: I wanted to keep it, you know, I really did.
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: But there's one thing you know, I'll tell you and
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: your brother would know this. You know, when you open
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: a restaurant, shop the town, shop the town to anybody
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: that's looking to open a business, I don't care if
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: it's a nail salon.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: Or just a business in general.
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: Before you sign a lease, before you do anything, do research,
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: talk to other restaurants people. Other people have been saying,
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: how is this town to deal? With you know what
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: I mean, how's the municipality to deal with?
• 29:38
  Speaker 12: Right?
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: If they if they're like Hazard County and sideways and stuff,
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: your your life's going to get very expensive and very hard.
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: I mean that's what happened there. We were just like
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: you know what.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: So you you realize that it was better to sell
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: the place and keep it.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, even though it's doing.
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: Well, it's doing well, but that's when you sell them.
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: You don't sell things when they fail, you know what
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: I mean. But there's a lot of things, like you know,
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: there's like all.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: Other restaurants coming into town, and you know they're like
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: chainey things and stuff like that.
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: And once you start seeing the little chains come in,
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: like I knew like the town was changing.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: Once I saw like the Chipotle go up on one side.
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: Right, I'm like, oh, they're not they're they're not want
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: they don't want the Mom and Pops.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: So what's your next venture going to be? Good buddy diner?
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: I really what I really want to do. I want
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: to I want to open I want to do tacos.
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: I want to do a Tacorea. Really, I think that
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: the New Jersey, New York has awful Mexican food awful.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: I don't necessarily disagree with you on that. You know,
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: I can't. I can't get good Mexican food here, and
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: it's unbelievable, Like it seems like that would be an
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: easy one. It's so hard.
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: Like if you're ever on the West Coast, right, I'm
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: not even gonna touch Texas or anything like that.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: Fish tacos that's all I want. How good is that ship?
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: Oh fucking West Coast.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: Fucking a good California fish taco.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: And thens soon as you have a fish taco on
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: the East Coast, it's pretty much have food poisoning.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: Let me sayrend I go.
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: To Santa Rosa to film grocery games. You know, I'm
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: there six months of the year. There's food trucks that
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: out there that people there are like, Oh, that one's okay.
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: If it was here, there would be a seven day
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: line to eat there. I've never seen, you know, something
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: so lopsided. The only other lop side of thing is
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: like on the East coast bagels as opposed to the
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: West Coast. So they can't make bagels to save their life, right,
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: but we can't make Mexican to save our life.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: So we can make. They can't make.
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: Pizza to save their life on the West Coast, but
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: we can't make Chinese food to save our life on
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: the East Coast. Really, oh dude, you go to San
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: Francisco and eat Chinese food.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: Maybe that's why I don't eat that Chinese restaurant.
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: It's you would apologize to your stomach for the years
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: of eating Chinese food on the East Coast.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: It's an abomination. I do know.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: It's less greasy and it just tastes fresher on the
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: West Coast.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: Like in San Francisco, do know that much? There's a
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: place I think it's called I don't know the name
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: of it. I think it's called Elin R Lounge. It's
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: in a basement in San Francisco.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: Actually, I think it's called who gives a Fuck? But continue?
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: I'm not continuing. I'm never gonna continue, and we're gonna
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: fight at this fuck.
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: No, you gotta you do have to continue, though, make
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: because now I really need to know I fucked myself.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: So you know, what makes it a good joint?
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: So what makes it a good joint is you go
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: in there right and you start, you see, and they
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: have the dungeness crabs, the fried dungeness crab like.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: Just it's unbelievable. Seafood.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: Chinese people are masters at cooking seafood. How terrified are
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: you of ordering seafood at most Chinese restaurants on the
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: East Coast?
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: I'm terrified. Yeah, I barely do it right. You were
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: like to be from Broccoli is bullshit.
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: It's always like a chicken or But when you go
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: to San Francisco and San Francisco in general, the fucking
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: their food is incredible. I mean, it's a shame that
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: the town is riddled with assholes, you know what I mean.
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: But the food there is unbelievable.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: What is the style of Chinese food out there?
• 32:58
  Speaker 13: Oh yeah, yeah, they have canton.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: Here.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: It's a frown up nigga? What's that? Baby?
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: I made a wall?
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Fuck his feelings?
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: You're you're right, Paul, I'm fine.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Okay, he's fine. I yelled into his mike.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: He'll be great, all right anyway, Yeah.
• 33:30
  Speaker 8: Fuck your mike, nigga, Now, yes he is. Now, he's
• 33:35
  Speaker 8: gonna be your ass in five minutes.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: Motherfucker. Where were nobody else? I'm good, Carlo, We're good.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: I'm back, baby.
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: Uh we're talking about Chinese food in San Francisco, and
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: what were you saying.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: The Chinese San fran.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: What else? We're clear?
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: Okay, we're good. I'll go to see you guys man. Yeah,
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: I got back four.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: In the morning from what North Carolina? Yes, did you drive?
• 34:02
  Speaker 8: I had a flight that's just to canceled it. But
• 34:05
  Speaker 8: she didn't want to fly by, I mean drive by herself.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: You know. Fam.
• 34:09
  Speaker 8: Wait, wait, she canceled your flight because she booked my flight.
• 34:11
  Speaker 8: I was like, I have to go down there, so
• 34:12
  Speaker 8: she books it for me.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you went down there for a graduation.
• 34:14
  Speaker 8: We went down there for my nephew's graduation from Shaw
• 34:17
  Speaker 8: University graduating kum lati.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: That's how we rolled, bro. I saw you three point
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: two five higher.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: You're undercover boss.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: That's funny.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: Payday today, Carl. It's like, do you recognize me und
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: the CEO of the company. Yeah, that's undercover boss. I'm
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: still wearing the same hat from the graduation.
• 34:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: This is my hat.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: This is my cap I got on my lucky cap.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: I just thought you had many different caps.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: I got a couple of caps, thought I like this
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: one now.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: So wait, so you go down there for the graduation
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: and then uh well, first of all I heard like
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: the comedy gig went well, oh that was great.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Big shout out to Good Nights. They took care of me.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: You weren't booked down there.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: They turned up there.
• 35:01
  Speaker 8: They called the contact me and let me come through
• 35:03
  Speaker 8: and do some spots and amazing. It was pat. I
• 35:06
  Speaker 8: took Mad pictures with everybody down there. I met some comics.
• 35:08
  Speaker 8: That was great.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: It was great. A lot of fans, a lot of
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: Mad fans.
• 35:11
  Speaker 8: Matt listeners came up told me I took the Matt
• 35:13
  Speaker 8: pitch first of all the comedians down there and listened
• 35:15
  Speaker 8: to the show.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: I couldn't even believe that.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: Nice ran up to me.
• 35:17
  Speaker 8: One dude came out at the first he goes he
• 35:19
  Speaker 8: was downstairs at the show that I wasn't on, left
• 35:22
  Speaker 8: that show with his girl in the middle of it,
• 35:23
  Speaker 8: and came upstairs on the next show.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: Damn, oh, it was great. That's awesome. That's good to hear.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: So big shout out to Vick was telling me through
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: text message he was on the road Ron White, and
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: he said that it was crazy how many fans of
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: this radio show came out to the Ron White show
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: or New VIC obviously is a thing.
• 35:39
  Speaker 8: Now, I'm telling you, I think a whole bunch of
• 35:42
  Speaker 8: restaurants and bars contacted me when they found them like
• 35:45
  Speaker 8: throwing on social media, told me to come through for
• 35:47
  Speaker 8: free food and didn't make it. But I was, yeah,
• 35:49
  Speaker 8: I was with family, barbecueing and Ship. But it was great,
• 35:51
  Speaker 8: all right, Yeah, a barbecue. So then it was time
• 35:53
  Speaker 8: to come home. And your sister cancels your flight because
• 35:56
  Speaker 8: she didn't want to drive back by herself because I
• 35:58
  Speaker 8: didn't know how her husband wasn't was coming.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: He couldn't make it.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: So did she talk this over with you before she
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: canceled the floor. It's just no, oh my no.
• 36:06
  Speaker 8: I'm the youngest money they just do. But it was
• 36:09
  Speaker 8: cool though, because so you know, we have to spend
• 36:10
  Speaker 8: some time in the car and talking to Ship. Fourteen
• 36:12
  Speaker 8: hours in the car.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: It's fourteen that's seven hours.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: Oh no, you're fourth, you're seven, you're seventeen. I'm going
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: to fucking Memphis. He's driving to Memphis. I got it
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: all sorts of fucked up.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: No that I would not do it.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: Well, you could get to North Carolina in seven yeahs.
• 36:25
  Speaker 8: And Ronal Grappas is right north. It's right out the
• 36:27
  Speaker 8: side the border of Virginia.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: So I thought it was a little longer. That all right?
• 36:31
  Speaker 8: Yes, seven boom, and we left there like I don't
• 36:34
  Speaker 8: know nine. He has to nine at nights because we
• 36:36
  Speaker 8: have the barbecue Sunday. I don't know. Once I'm around family,
• 36:39
  Speaker 8: I don't one something. I don't want to leave. But
• 36:41
  Speaker 8: that's a painful ride. Starting it at nine. It's better
• 36:45
  Speaker 8: because nobody's on the road. We breeze right through.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: But what about the nodding out.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: I put it on cruise control. I'm good.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, you should never do cruise Put on
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: cruise you know what goes. But that's the worst thing
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: you could do. This car breaks before it comes to something.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: You can put on no things, so oh stop of
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: won't hit anything.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: Oh she's got a good car.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: I got a good car.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: It's almost driving itself. We're getting there.
• 37:05
  Speaker 8: I'm telling you, if you want to driving jobs, you're done.
• 37:07
  Speaker 8: If you're a bus driver or a cab driver, a
• 37:09
  Speaker 8: good luck. We're getting doing it itself. Yeah, cars nice.
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: I never do the cruise control because if you're nodding out,
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: you're hoping you're your foot will not out and then
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: slowly stow it down before you hit a tree.
• 37:20
  Speaker 8: It not only breaks you before you hit anything, they'll
• 37:23
  Speaker 8: speed you back up after, like if something getting your way,
• 37:25
  Speaker 8: it'll slow down a car and then speed it back up.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: You cruise control. My wife friend and mood.
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: My wife friend did Ataha, which is the worst riding
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: fucking truck on the plant. Why because it's the short
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: wheel But you got to get the long wheel right. Yes, yes,
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: the short wheel based how it's like a fucking a
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: wheelbarrow by.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: The way, you guys were speeding.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, according to Google Maps, that's an eight and a
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: half hour.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: Right, Google Maps, mind your business.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: Google Maps is conservative. I hope they send them tickets
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: in the mail to you.
• 37:56
  Speaker 8: But see, I know some ways that Google Maps might
• 37:58
  Speaker 8: not know that little ways action. No, no, I didn't
• 38:01
  Speaker 8: do ways, but I might know my own back road, dude, ways.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: Where my sister's house is.
• 38:05
  Speaker 8: It's no like before Google picks you up, it's like
• 38:08
  Speaker 8: there's nothing right, and then you get on the main road,
• 38:10
  Speaker 8: It's like, okay, now we can fucking calculate.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna have a c B on my way down.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Oh you have a c BA with a whip.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: You missed a lot. Fuck we learned. We learned that
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: you can't say good buddy on the CB anymore. That
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: means you're a butt.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Fuck it's homosexual.
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it wasn't when we were doing says way
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: back in the fucking day.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: I want to know what year that changed?
• 38:30
  Speaker 8: Probably eighties. You think in the eighties, Yeah, I'm thinking
• 38:32
  Speaker 8: the eighties. A good buddy when he flipped it on
• 38:35
  Speaker 8: his head, Yeah he has eighties No good Jana Beth,
• 38:39
  Speaker 8: good buddy wasn't.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: A gay thing then, right, b Janda Bear times?
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: Did you see the names they used for for towns
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: like Chicago is like murdering pizza for real?
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: What happened that the candles?
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: Look?
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: Look, California is idiot island. Las Vegas is lost wages?
• 38:56
  Speaker 8: Right?
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: Montgomery, Alabama is a monkey town. Won't you take me
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: to look at Chicago? The noise and for trucks and murder? Awesome? Man, God,
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: I'm going to be using all of these. I'll like
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: a little bit of both. This CB radio is really
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: up up its game.
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm thinking about on CB. I'll get a channel
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: and I'll do opie recipes on my way down the CB.
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: We're all offer like it since we lost the replay.
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to add some value.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: I'm going to talk to the truckers directly. And you
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: know how to microwave in your truck, Carl.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: You don't. He's not going to leave money on the
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: table to this call.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: No. He knows how to hustle every every angle, yes,
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: and I respect that.
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: And there's a lot of things going on. He was
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: texting with with Anthony this weekend.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what's going on.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: Well, I'll tell you what's out. Well, here's what's going on. Wow,
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: you know something.
• 39:50
  Speaker 8: Took you out of his building?
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: Pull of his building.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something.
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: Tell me somebody as a minority, I know him. I'm
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: very selful where right. So I want to take the
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: stool part of the show.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: Just take a little break. I want take a little
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: break from the jokes.
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: And I want to boo. I want to, I want to.
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: I want to extend to you in Anti coomea Maurice catering.
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: I would like if the show changes, I'd like to
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: be the caterer.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: That's pretty nice to have.
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: I'd like to stick around, but fucking if they can
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: on him, like, dang, I'm gonna say ship what I
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: might be talking about fucking ha try chicking ha ha.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: No way, why are you not catering now, you son
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: of a bitch. But you gotta win around you want to?
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: You want me to read the text from Anthony? Yes? Yes, yes, yeah? Well,
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: first of all, like.
• 40:35
  Speaker 8: I don't care, I'm the kidder now well unless he's
• 40:38
  Speaker 8: coming to hand a black dude, I'm good.
• 40:42
  Speaker 7: I was gonna say, can you read it with.
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: You already me on Anthony day? That's what I will
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: read this. Yeah, I gotta leave one name out? Why
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: because I don't want to get sued.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: Because nigger is not a name.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: I think.
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: I think I can read all this without and or
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: anyone else getting pissed off.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: But I can't read this one name.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: Okay, bet don't piss somebody off though.
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah all right, but the rest of the stuff, all right,
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: don't say you rock?
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: Who cares?
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: So?
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: Uh and broke me.
• 41:15
  Speaker 7: I was gonna say a city in Alabama and wrote
• 41:20
  Speaker 7: me Friday, Hey, dude, man, how goes the battle over there?
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: Sometime soon? We should grab that beer. Lots of talk
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: about for sure, have a good weekend. Hope to talk
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: to you soon. Kind of been a while, and I wrote.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: Ha, are the worst Norman res kids? Dude, who saw
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: Mark Norman's fucking special?
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: I heard about it.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: That motherfucker is on the fast track. Now he's a star.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: You rock? How good was that?
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: It was amazing the amount of the amount.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: Of jokes he had in his hour special was on.
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: We all know he's an amazing joke writer.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: Never stopped hold no pawn all the way through.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: That's what I heard about. I got to see it,
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: the jokes.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: It would have been successful. There was two specials in
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: one his uh and his shoulders settled in right.
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, at first he was like then they settled in,
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: but he didn't fucking move on that stage.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: Notice that rock? Yes, but it works for him.
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I'm thinking I was starting to like have
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: like a panic attack, because I'm like, man, I would
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: I'm a I fidget. You see any of these videos
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: from this fucking radio show. I fidget Mark?
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: And he just stood.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: I mean he placed his feet like he placed him
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: in Tar and Mark. But he didn't even take a
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: half step to the left, door to the right.
• 42:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah. Mark looks like he still has the hanger in
• 42:47
  Speaker 7: his shirt.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: I loved it. Me and my wife laughed and laughed.
• 42:53
  Speaker 7: But he has those eyes that were following you no
• 42:56
  Speaker 7: matter where you were in the room, and he just
• 42:57
  Speaker 7: would stare off.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: Like eyes from a portrait.
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, from from a portrait from the eighteen hundreds, and
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: breakfast is.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: Looking at you and your wife having sex. Realize you
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: know to go over here is looking at me. We
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: tried from I tried it.
• 43:11
  Speaker 7: I walked around my living room like he's looking right
• 43:13
  Speaker 7: at us and he's not looking at the cabin.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: That's hilarious. Was it doll eyes?
• 43:21
  Speaker 7: Lifeless eyes like dolls?
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: So I had great things about it.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: He killed it though it was. It was really fucking
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: good chance.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: I gotta tape that.
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: Mark's gonna be Uh, Mark's gonna be on tomorrow. When
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: when are they reairing it?
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: It's available on Comedy Central dot com.
• 43:36
  Speaker 7: Okay, that's good for Mark. Yeah, the midnight showing. So
• 43:40
  Speaker 7: it was uncensored, so you got everything.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: That's great.
• 43:43
  Speaker 5: I think it's on demand too, so and.
• 43:46
  Speaker 7: You should also check out if you can. Norm McDonald's
• 43:48
  Speaker 7: do Special.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: What is that on?
• 43:50
  Speaker 7: I almost clicked on It's it's the weirdest thing, but
• 43:53
  Speaker 7: it's the greatest thing. Okay, I love you know He's
• 43:57
  Speaker 7: you join it in the middle of his set. There's
• 43:59
  Speaker 7: no intro.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: It's just just.
• 44:02
  Speaker 7: You see the Netflix logo. There's video of him walking
• 44:04
  Speaker 7: down the street and he's already in the middle of
• 44:06
  Speaker 7: telling a joke like it's like you were late to
• 44:08
  Speaker 7: the show.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: He is so weird.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: About did you read his book?
• 44:12
  Speaker 14: No?
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: What are you say in the book? What's going on?
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: What's a He's an amazing writer.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: What happened he's talking about his life? Yeah, what happened
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: in his life?
• 44:22
  Speaker 13: I don't know.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: He's gonna have a weird childhood. I don't know his who,
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: his whole history.
• 44:25
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: He's a weirdo though, because he wrote this book in
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: a way that one hundred percent of it could be bullshit.
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: Eighty percent of it could be bullshit. I mean it
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: could be eighty percent correct. So what is it like
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: a biography like a Hunter S Thompson. I can't I
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: can't put my finger on I don't know. I even
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: talked to Already Lang about him.
• 44:45
  Speaker 8: I'm like trying to get like information about him, like
• 44:47
  Speaker 8: behind the scenes shit he is.
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: The word is used way too minute, way too often.
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: That motherfucker is a genius. Norm McDonald is a fucking genius.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: When you agree, I rock. He's on his own fucking
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: trip and he don't give about the fuck.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:01
  Speaker 7: His opening to this was just about his issues with
• 45:04
  Speaker 7: ordering a pork chop at a restaurant and filling up
• 45:07
  Speaker 7: on bread.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: This was at least ten minutes. How is he doing this?
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: He's he's old. Yeah, he's a smart dude, and he's
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: a funny dude. Right, He's unique, always been so unique.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: That's why I liked about him, and the cadence in
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: his voice. So nothing's like him. Yeah, nobody's like you know, you're.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: Listening to him.
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: I got to watch that on Netflix. I just about
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: I almost clicked on it. I watched a documentary about
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: the Blackout in nineteen seventy seventy seven, seven seventy seven,
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: eventy seven New Yeah, it was all right.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: I was hoping for better footage.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: I remember it. I remember them Blackout?
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: Do you really are you friend? Are you friends with Adams?
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: And I remember it? Yeah?
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: No, Well you know I'm a friend with Corolla, which
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: I am?
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: Who can you not make a face every name. She
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: bridges old jewe, do you not? I was just I
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: know I have no issues with Adam Corola for real.
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: And he's been in here a couple of times in
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: recent years because he just gave he gave me or
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: us whatever.
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: Great radio.
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: So I found out about he has a documentary out
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: for the forty eight Hours of Lama.
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: Which is one of the best races. Oh yeah, I
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: just want to know if you knew anything he did it?
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: He produced?
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: He produced. Oh he's like a big car guy. Yes
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: he is. Well. But the blackout of nineteen seventy seven
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: in New York.
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: City, we were talking about that.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: Sorry, it just popped.
• 46:23
  Speaker 8: Understand though, Obi having no light so a cuban is
• 46:25
  Speaker 8: not a big thing exactly.
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: I'm like, you have lights. I'm like, you don't have
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: candles with the people. That's the time you kiss the girls,
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: but you're fingering them out. You're fingering it lights out,
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: finger the mouth that way. I know where you are.
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: Can you concentrate enough to get a soft boiled egggaate?
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: Holy fuck, holy ship. I had a lot of soda.
• 46:49
  Speaker 8: Everyone else what he drinks in Son of a bitch who.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: Cat darks are fucking unbelievable.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: Darky dogs. It's a Norm McDonald. You know, one of
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: my favorite movies is Dirty Work?
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: Is it really?
• 47:01
  Speaker 8: Because I like I just like the whole concept of
• 47:03
  Speaker 8: that movie. I like the way that Already and Norm
• 47:05
  Speaker 8: played together. I just want to say, I'm telling you
• 47:07
  Speaker 8: I thought it was going to do a part too,
• 47:09
  Speaker 8: but it never.
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: I I have no opinion on that.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: For real, because I saw it so many years ago.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: But it's come up a bunch over the last few years,
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: especially with Norm McDonald's book, because he talks and has
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: stories from uh, from that movie, but you don't even
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: know if they're true.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: And so I gotta watch that movie again.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you check it out.
• 47:30
  Speaker 8: There's a lot of knockoffs some of the ship like
• 47:32
  Speaker 8: all the movies that did some of these things in it.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: Right, I'm telling you this movie was great.
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: I'm telling if you want a good book, fucking read
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: his book.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: I got to what was the name moment, I don't
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know. You don't know his book.
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: I read it like eight months ago.
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: It's uh in a second Norm McDonald based on a
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: true story.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: And now Louis he came to the forward.
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, but it's such a weird fucking read
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: because it takes a while to realize, Wait.
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: A minute, is he just fucking bullshitting me?
• 48:04
  Speaker 8: I think it's genius that he started a special mid joke. Yeah,
• 48:07
  Speaker 8: they came in mid joke. That's the funniest shit.
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: That's pretty smart. So did you like the Blackout documentary?
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: I didn't see the whole thing now.
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: It was a little disappointed.
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: Why because because they don't really have a lot of
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: good footage from it.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: I guess not because it was a different time than
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: Trisy was out. We can'tge anything.
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: Right, but the city was, you know, it was just
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: in a rough place at that point.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: I was living in bedstyle.
• 48:30
  Speaker 8: I was three or four years old, maybe right, and
• 48:34
  Speaker 8: I still remember vividly everything being out and everybody locking
• 48:38
  Speaker 8: doors and having guns out because people was out looting,
• 48:41
  Speaker 8: like mooting the stores, not houses.
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: But Blackout, I thought you meant the other one when
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: we were older.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: What was that that?
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: Great?
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: That's when I had organ.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: Five or No, it was before we came back to radio,
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: like two thousand and three.
• 48:54
  Speaker 8: Maybe I know it's close to nine to eleven because
• 48:57
  Speaker 8: first people panicked, and then we realized it was just
• 48:59
  Speaker 8: a regular New York City tucking up that one.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: Most people behaved on that one and it was one
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: big fucking part on the streets.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: But in seventy seven that was no joke. They arrested
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: so many people.
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: And and the documentary talks about how the real criminals
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: were the ones that broke in and busted all these
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: fucking windows, and then everyone else was like.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: Not saying it was right.
• 49:21
  Speaker 8: I mean, I said that one blackout changed, like if
• 49:24
  Speaker 8: you know New York, you know Broadway in Brooklyn, Broadway
• 49:27
  Speaker 8: was bustling avenue with the store mom and pop businesses
• 49:31
  Speaker 8: are over the whole shit from fucking the bridge from
• 49:34
  Speaker 8: Williamsburg Bridge all the way to East New York right,
• 49:36
  Speaker 8: Broadway got wrecked, right, burned, all the buildings, all the
• 49:40
  Speaker 8: stores wrecked.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: People moved out, companies never came back.
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they were really bumped out because they really felt
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: like they knew the community right, And these these people
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: were devastated.
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: They're like, how can they do this to my trophies.
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: I think there was a trophy store they profiled that
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: was in the neighborhood forever and they're like we you know, afterwards,
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: it just never was same, And I guess they got
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: out shortly after that.
• 50:03
  Speaker 8: It was real sad man when you went down there,
• 50:04
  Speaker 8: because you could see it from right before it happened.
• 50:07
  Speaker 8: It was stores everywhere and you go down and shit
• 50:09
  Speaker 8: still dunking.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like holy shit.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: Right as a kid, I was like, what's happened here?
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: Like a bombed off?
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: That was a big turn in the city.
• 50:15
  Speaker 9: Changed.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: Everything changed everything.
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: Everything changed, the way they police, the way everything housing
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: zoning and everything changed.
• 50:22
  Speaker 8: And plus a lot of a lot of people who
• 50:24
  Speaker 8: owned buildings who had like a rent stabilized shit, they
• 50:27
  Speaker 8: was out burning their own ship down because they wanted
• 50:30
  Speaker 8: to get that shit out so they can build new shit.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: It was some dirty, like shiny shit going on.
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: There was a lot of lightning going on, a lot
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: of lightning, Buddy, at of lightning. I remember the black
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: out of two thousand and four. It was one of
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: the best days of my life. I took delivery of
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: at maybe nine o'clock in the morning that day of
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: a Triumph speed triple a motorcycle thousand cc beast really
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: and the lights went out and I got a brand
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: new motorcycle, and I was like a fucking batman running
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: around the fucking roads.
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: Fat, there's nobody out with a brand new green That
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: was the two thousand and four uh, brand new Triumph
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: Speed Triple. And then what an awesome motorcycle? Nice thousands
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: cecs are fuck you.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: I was living on a seventy fifth and I first
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: when that.
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: Blackout came in two thousand and three. Two thousand and three,
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: a lot of babies that I was.
• 51:18
  Speaker 8: First of all, I was chilling much some shorty showing
• 51:21
  Speaker 8: much shorty, we wake up my lights.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: My lights ain't on.
• 51:23
  Speaker 8: I'm like, okay, then I'm not paying my gas on
• 51:25
  Speaker 8: the lun drink and I got a shorty hand fuck.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: So I go.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: Then I look out in the hallway and I'm like,
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: with the hallway lights ain't on. That ain't right?
• 51:32
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: Then I used my phone call my cousin. There's like,
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: it's a blackout.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: Shit.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: I showed you to my house, Like, okay, what are
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: we gonna do now? I don't know what. I can't
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: go to a bank machine. All the bank machines closed.
• 51:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah, can't get ship, can't get food, nothing, So I
• 51:42
  Speaker 8: go outside. Everybody was so friendly that day. Every store
• 51:46
  Speaker 8: gave you free stuff. Anything that was like perishable, they
• 51:48
  Speaker 8: give it to you right away. They brought the balls
• 51:49
  Speaker 8: closed down to give you all the beiers outside to
• 51:51
  Speaker 8: put brough the beiers outside on the street.
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they brought it right to the sidewalk and we
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: parted and that was my birthday.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: It was like a date before my birthday.
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: That was perfect.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: And then I got two girls and I was trying
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: to have three girls with me. One one skated, so
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: I had two. We went to the crab A Stadium
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: to the lights came on.
• 52:06
  Speaker 5: That was a great.
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we got we got a plane crash in the
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: Jersey area, just breaking.
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: Where are we Carlstatt, New Jersey. That's Teterborough right, Oh fuck,
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: that's Tuterarborough. Son of a bitch. That's a private plane.
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: That's gonna be someone famous Monday. Yeah maybe Carlstatt, New Jersey.
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: Several buildings on fire. Plane down. Oh boy, that's gonna
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: be someone.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: I'm not getting home, I am.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: A lot of traffic's going to be balls.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that is Teeterborough.
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: That's Tuteborough. I know, I know, I know, I know.
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: That's that's where they crashed. That's where you go to crash.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: Oh fuck, who flew today flying?
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: Hey, that's all. That's that's all private jets. Ship has
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: gone down. That's small stat New York. According to police.
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: Police believe the plane was either taking off or landing
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: at nearbor nearby excuse me, Teeterborough Airport went a crash
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: into a warehouse. On commercial app, A thick plume of
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: smoke can be seen rising from the sight of the crash.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: Warehouse commercial app. I bet you that's I e. G.
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: That that's gonna be someone famous or some big business guy.
• 53:09
  Speaker 8: It's gonna be a CEO or somebody that sings your
• 53:13
  Speaker 8: favorite song, somebody who sings your favorite song artists.
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: That's a big plane to look at.
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: Smoke, I smoke. That's a that's as they hit something.
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: That's a G four. That's yeah, but that's that. That's
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: jet smoke. All right, we.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: Should I forgot to read the rest of the text mesters.
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: Our Senil sends his love to I don't know our Sineo.
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: That is when you weren't here. I know who he is,
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: but he doesn't know me. Now it's like, Oh, tell
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: the guys, I.
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: Said Hi, you just tell the guys, tell the guys,
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: but look, you're the guys we.
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: Look today. A big fan of the show. Matt Farry,
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: he has smoking tie right, I was.
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: Cool to smoking tire now before he called, I'm like, dude,
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: Matt Farry's smoking tire, big right thing with all the
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: cool cars, right, yes, yes, who.
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: Makes it? And I'm like, all of a sudden, Matt
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: calls on the phone. Yeah, by you on the phone,
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: call this one gotta come down.
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: We worked it out.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: He's making me look like an asshole. We worked it out, Sharon,
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: Who were you saying? Who who?
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: Before?
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: He yeah, like a like a drunk owl. Then you
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: have so many calories. We worked it out by the end, though,
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: it doesn't matter who it is. Though you can be
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: like he you know our sinio. You can say any.
• 54:32
  Speaker 8: Name to him and every story he'll say, we worked
• 54:34
  Speaker 8: it out. By we work it out.
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: That's my new thing. I worked things out.
• 54:39
  Speaker 7: It was either that all doesn't he said, No, we're good.
• 54:41
  Speaker 7: We're past that. You didn't talk to the person that.
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: We're good.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: We've make him out.
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: We're gonna look like a dip might be full of
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: my favorite.
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: Car guy in the whole planet where we're good, holy ship.
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: We gotta take a quick break, maybe eat some text
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: messages afterwards.
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: Uh, I don't know if I would. We'll try the
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: phones after the break, because we should break.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: A break already.
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: That was a three minute show. People, How great was that?
• 55:16
  Speaker 8: Pollie?
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: Nothing?
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: People are always asked me for requests as far as
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: documentaries go.
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I could recommend Blackout. It was,
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: it was all right. It was a boar though it
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: was okay, tell us the whole story though.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: Who directed it? You know?
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: No, I don't know, not really, not a fan.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a brutal blackout.
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: That was murder about the twenty hours where people realize,
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: oh fuck, we're gonna be up here for a while.
• 55:41
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, So they threw a nice party up at
• 55:44
  Speaker 8: That was the best party in the city that time.
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: Windows of the world right, nobody could get up there
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: and you know, loot up vans.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: It was fine.
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: You knew you were stuck, So that was that was
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: kind of a cool spot.
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: Huh why didn't they take the stairs?
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: There was one hundred stairs.
• 55:57
  Speaker 5: A little exercise doesn't help.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: Wait, a little exercise does that?
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: I want to put you down a flight of Stade.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: But that was a party up there.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: They started serving all the people for free and they
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: got the candles going.
• 56:10
  Speaker 8: That was the one time you wanted to get stuck
• 56:11
  Speaker 8: in the World Trade Center, right, Yeah, it was one
• 56:14
  Speaker 8: big party. That's not eleven Jewel, I know, not a
• 56:16
  Speaker 8: living Jewel. How you doing, Tippy away Stavs. Not a
• 56:19
  Speaker 8: living duke.
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: June eleventh Helium Comedy Club in Philly.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: That's why June eleventh to come to wait, it's all
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: sold out?
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: Is it really sold out? It's a too late for
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: a second show?
• 56:29
  Speaker 8: Probably right, yes, probably it's summer time in Philly. Summertime
• 56:32
  Speaker 8: in Philly is a hard show to sell anyway. But
• 56:34
  Speaker 8: we already sold it out. But that the second show,
• 56:36
  Speaker 8: I think it's been too much. Maybe we want to
• 56:37
  Speaker 8: chill outside. Its gonna be warm, I got it. We
• 56:39
  Speaker 8: want to say hot of fans.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: And I want to go eat.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: We're gonna We're gonna eat. We gonna do that during
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: the day time.
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: I want somebody to let me know what the little
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: Italian restaurant I keep hearing there's a little.
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: Old school Italian restaurant in Philly. We're gonna go eat.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: Is it in their little Italy? It's some way.
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know, man, but I hate there. Oh Jesus,
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: here we go, you really?
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: Yes, what's it? What's the name of the shy.
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: The ground round?
• 56:57
  Speaker 8: He's gonna say, Charlie's two joint one, two joints.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: One's legendary. And I bet you we're gonna have a match.
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: What is it? I gotta, I gotta get off the phone. No,
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: I got asked my Philly people. I don't know what
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: that's not telling you. I hate there. That's like saying,
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: I know what are you doing?
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: I'm on Google?
• 57:14
  Speaker 9: You know.
• 57:18
  Speaker 8: My friends know, but it's like me knowing. I'm telling
• 57:22
  Speaker 8: it's a tiny spot, right, it's a little spot.
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: I hear that, and it's fucking phenomenal. It's been there forever.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: Well, fans didn't send me.
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: We're gonna have until you go with that that welfare
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: of money. Boy, I'm going there. We're gonna have a match.
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: Caras is like Bob Evans was.
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: I just asked. We'll find out, hopefully, but I want
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: to go to this little Talian joint.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: Let's do it.
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: I want to take out you and beyond me. Yes, nice,
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: you had me in on me big meeting and Marie
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: big meeting tomorrow.
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  Speaker 5: In regards the meeting tomorrow.
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  Speaker 4: Fuck, listen, man I anything listen, Maurice catering. We could
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: do wraps.
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  Speaker 2: I think.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: Do you have something to Joel?
• 58:12
  Speaker 4: First of all, I'd like to apologize because sometimes I'm
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: a little forward thinking about food. But I think you're great,
• 58:16
  Speaker 4: and I think your diet works, and and you.
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: Like my crapes, right, I think you're crape. I mean
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: my crape my staff. Everybody watched this video. Thank you.
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: This is our new boss. So do you think of
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: him as a chef? Then what do you think of
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: Opi as a chef? Probably one of the best. Oh,
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: but I don't let you know what we can do.
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: We can do breakfasts. We can do breakfast burritos.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: You broke them as soon as you keep the calories.
• 58:36
  Speaker 8: Broke all well, because bro once I hear Anthony Komi's
• 58:39
  Speaker 8: name floating around, I am applying for the catering jobs.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: You're out of here.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: I am very self aware.
• 58:43
  Speaker 4: How does the blind fact hits stay alive for forty
• 58:45
  Speaker 4: two years by knowing what the fuck is coming?
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: Marie's Italian Specialties.
• 58:53
  Speaker 4: Yes, great, and we do catering for all of Opie's
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: future ventures.
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: Where's that place? Chat up New Jersey? You want to
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: sell some OPI radio shirts? There? Jersey location? How many
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: you want me to buy? I'll buy fifty of them
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: right now. Keep me on the payroll location. I'm rer shirts.
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: You won't got What do you do to car come
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: back from North Carolina? You broke them. I saw that
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: text message go through. I said, whoa.
• 59:20
  Speaker 4: I felt the cold breeze, like when there's a dead
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: there's a dead ghost in your fucking room.
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: I'm like, what the fuck is going on? Spirit are
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: It's thirty degrees in the air. Olive Garden?
• 59:30
  Speaker 8: Set the fuck up you and I can't.
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: I can't do what I asked? Name of the little
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: Italian joined Philly and they came back. Olive Garden, who
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: are you talking to?
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: Who?
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: What?
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: Guy that's chewing on a piece of wood just fucking
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: text you back.
• 59:44
  Speaker 8: Hey, when you hear your family, I'm telling you we've
• 59:49
  Speaker 8: been there.
• 59:49
  Speaker 5: What what that's how close they were to the runway?
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: Oh jeez oh oh that's sitting on runway. Please pray
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: for these people and it's a picture from a that's
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: a nice cockpit. That's a that's a big plane that
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: they're taking a picture.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 8: Oh, that's right next today, that's right there, take off
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 8: the landing danger everybody's doing.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: When you hear pray for these people, that means that's
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: a little.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: Too a little too late. God bust those souls. The
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: reports of this plane crash are redict. Let's go to
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: Kevin in New York.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 9: Kevin, Hey, boys, hey, the best please report ever? We
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 9: think the plane was taking off for landing.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: Well, it didn't do anyone.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: Well why does it take Kevin to state the obvious?
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 8: I mean, the problem was it was taking off and
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 8: land at the same time, right, all right?
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: So maris Italian Specialties in Chatham, New Jersey.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: Rock were good or no? What's up?
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 8: Uh?
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we're good. New podcast for Opie Radio.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, yeah yeah, let's set that out.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: Let's subscribe to that show and follow on Instagram. So
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: boor chef fum.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: I hope everybody enjoyed their Mother's Day weekend. Two. You
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: got your mother, you gotta hold onto it.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: Wait till you see me.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 4: You know, I'm driving down to Memphis with Marine and
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 4: the kids instead of my kids coming rolling canceled on me.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: And my wife heard me talking to him on the speakerphone.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: I got caught.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: How great is that You're gonna have a wonderful time.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: That's not great at your family, That's not great. I was.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: I only have one kid in a car, and I
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: have myself.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: Eleven year old twins, two eleven year old twins.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: Fourteen hours.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: You're gonna drive seventeen hours? Wow?
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: What would do you gotta win a bag?
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: Something?
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: You driving in?
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: She rented a tahoe, But no, you know he's going
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: to old school. He's getting the CV. But I'm getting
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: a c B with a whip, with the whip antenna,
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: with the magnet.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 8: You should a break car. You should get a bigger truck.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 8: You should get like a fucking camper.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: That doesn't what.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna kill myself for the first trads be in
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: a back though. I'm gonna I'm gonna buy a knife
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: at the first truck stop and put it in my neck. Okay,
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna bleed out right in the bathroom.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 8: Seventeen hours is really as long as a seventeen hours?
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 8: Can you put car on that that's all appetizers on
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 8: top of the car all the.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 5: World is he gonna stop at wall.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: Stop at wally World. There you are, car on the
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: way to Maphis. So we're both calling, Oh my god.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 7: Dragging a dog collar down on.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: Five four dog backs. This is gonna be a fucking discip.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: It's gonna be a blood bath on your twittering.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: Now my Twitter is gonna be a blood bath. You
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: can photoshop me on the top of his car, but.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 4: To be value added for the show before I want
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 4: to be rusty rust before it be the old broad
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 4: that's strapped to the top to the roof the Grandfather.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 4: Just to let you guys know, before I transition to
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: the Manu catering position, I'm gonna be doing you know,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: a lot of Q and A on my Instagram, So
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 4: take pictures and and for Opie, for OPI Radio, I'm
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 4: gonna be interviewing some of the best barbecue guys in
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 4: the country and give the little tips. Oh that's a
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 4: summer treat, and I'll forward them to Hoping and then
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 4: you can put post them however.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 3: He wants, or yeah, you got to call the show
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: from Memphis during that barbecue, I might be dead by then,
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: but I'll try.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: We really got to take a break.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: Here, right, I had ribs all weekend too.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: Oh I love the South, God bless.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: The South, pork, all pork loveliness.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: I'm going with Pat Marty.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: He's gonna drive me one hundred miles an hour out
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 4: to one hundred miles.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: Out to a place that nobody knows about around there.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: We're gonna go shoot a hog.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 8: So you're gonna drive some of teen miles get there
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 8: and drive another fucking just me and him.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, good, drop.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: The barbecue business where the ribs? Messy?
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: I want to come so bad. Look at this.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: All I know is we're staying at this hotel. We're
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: staying at the Peabody Hotel.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 4: Right, so the Peabody Hotel isten how Ducks has the
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: duck parade through the lobby?
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, right right yeah. All of a sudden, I think,
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: get a thing.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 4: In my cart. I had a normal room with me
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: in Rowland. All of a sudden I get like this
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: chase alert. She like rented the fucking King of.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: Zumun Ready to sit. Ye see that's the kind of
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: said that happens. That's about hands about.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: Air now this trip is gonna be spiraling out of control. Nah,
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: you're gonna have all.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 4: We're all gonna be out there with like bedazzled fucking
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 4: cowboy but which look like a bunch of retards.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: I can't wait. I can't wait for those pitches.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: I can't wait for the updates. Uh yeah, follow me
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: on Instagram as well.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: Opie Radio will be back. We'll be back with more
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: Opie Radio after this