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Everyday Heroes Interview Series Episode 2: Jeff gets a nose job? · The Steve & Jeff Show

0:04
SPEAKER_02: Well, hey everybody.
0:05
SPEAKER_02: Welcome back to another fun episode of the Steve and Jeff Podcast.
0:09
SPEAKER_02: I'm Steve.
0:10
SPEAKER_02: I'm Jeff.
0:11
SPEAKER_02: And hey, we are back again, Jeff.
0:13
SPEAKER_02: You know, I know we are hitting it so big.
0:15
SPEAKER_02: We're, you know, I I know we're gonna hit it big, but we're already hitting it big.
0:19
SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
0:20
SPEAKER_02: People people are listening to this and they're calling in.
0:23
SPEAKER_02: I mean, they're not calling us, but they're calling.
0:25
SPEAKER_02: People are calling, people are writing.
0:28
SPEAKER_01: I know what you mean.
0:29
SPEAKER_01: I was uh walking down the street the other day, and somebody literally stopped me in my tracks.
0:34
SPEAKER_01: They had not seen any of the podcasts or anything, but I was walking in their way and they kind of pushed me to the side.
0:42
SPEAKER_01: But I said to myself, someday that person's gonna say they bumped into a celebrity.
0:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
0:49
SPEAKER_02: And you know, you know, I was on I was on an elevator yesterday and there was somebody on the phone.
0:54
SPEAKER_02: So people are calling, they're talking, and you know, and and yeah, the phone got cut off in the elevator, sure.
1:00
SPEAKER_02: But but the point is that they made the call, they're talking, and soon they're gonna be talking about us, Jeff.
1:07
SPEAKER_02: And I know, and and here we have another episode.
1:09
SPEAKER_02: And uh Jeff, we've got we got a great guest tonight.
1:13
SPEAKER_01: We do just a little backstory here.
1:15
SPEAKER_01: For a long time, I've uh I've self-improvement was very important to me, you know, whether it was taking extra classes or yeah, improv or or what whatever it is.
1:26
SPEAKER_01: And but one of the areas that I really wanted to improve on was my nose.
1:31
SPEAKER_01: You know, I felt you know that is a good place to start, kind of a big project.
1:35
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
1:36
SPEAKER_01: It's yeah, it's something you know that I've sort of dragged along.
1:40
SPEAKER_01: And to be honest with you, with the COVID stuff, some of these tests where you're sticking it up the nose, I always just felt like the the tubes were the you know, they weren't long enough for my nose.
1:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you know, and I thought, well, you know, maybe this is good timing, maybe uh, you know, a little surgery on the nostrils or whatever would be a good idea.
2:03
SPEAKER_01: So I did some research.
2:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and and you know, I I bet when you get nasal congestion, you really get nasal congestion, you know what I mean?
2:11
SPEAKER_02: I mean, it's like a powerhouse, right?
2:13
SPEAKER_01: Steve, it's like uh rush hour on the George Washington Bridge in New York, you know, it's like nothing moves, you know, and it's disgusting.
2:22
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, anyway, anyway, so you checked into this, right?
2:25
SPEAKER_02: You've you've done some done some work.
2:27
SPEAKER_02: I did.
2:28
SPEAKER_01: Um, you know, I looked into you know the the franchises, you know, you know, nose are us and the nose knows, yeah.
2:35
SPEAKER_01: The one I know's buddy's business, you know, which I think is mob related.
2:40
SPEAKER_01: So I didn't I didn't want to go there, but um, I ended up with uh being recommended who uh somebody who I think is just a fantastic um doctor, um plastic surgeon.
2:53
SPEAKER_01: Um, and he is our guest today, and his name is Dr.
2:58
SPEAKER_01: Rhinstein, Rhinosteiner.
3:01
SPEAKER_01: How uh Dr.
3:02
SPEAKER_01: Will, how do you pronounce that last name?
3:05
unknown: Dr.
3:05
SPEAKER_00: Will Rhinostein.
3:07
SPEAKER_01: Rhinostein.
3:09
SPEAKER_02: Wow, very good.
3:11
SPEAKER_02: He was you know, he was born to uh do your nose job, I think.
3:15
SPEAKER_02: Uh that that's that's incredible.
3:17
SPEAKER_01: Well, Steve, you and I have talked many times about how last names people end up being very, you know, going down a path based on their last names.
3:27
SPEAKER_01: And I don't know.
3:28
SPEAKER_01: Uh Dr.
3:29
SPEAKER_01: Can I call you Dr.
3:30
SPEAKER_01: Will?
3:31
SPEAKER_00: Of course, of course.
3:33
SPEAKER_01: Okay, good.
3:34
SPEAKER_01: Um, is that what happened to you?
3:35
SPEAKER_01: Did you always want to be a plastic surgeon growing up?
3:39
SPEAKER_01: And just give us a little background.
3:41
SPEAKER_00: You know, I've always had a lot of compassion for what my mother would call unfortunate-looking people.
3:49
SPEAKER_00: I know.
3:50
SPEAKER_02: Oh, then you must love Jeff.
3:51
SPEAKER_02: Oh my gosh.
3:53
SPEAKER_00: The psychological damage of going through life with a grotesque deformity such as Jeff's is just so difficult and and it is traumatic.
4:04
SPEAKER_01: You're absolutely right.
4:05
SPEAKER_01: And and we're not even talking about my nose yet, you know.
4:08
SPEAKER_02: So like all the rest of the stuff, too.
4:11
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, yeah, it's it's a burden.
4:13
SPEAKER_02: I mean, do you have to stop at the nose doctor?
4:15
SPEAKER_02: Could just keep keep cutting.
4:17
SPEAKER_02: I mean, just keep doing, you know.
4:18
SPEAKER_00: He may be my greatest work so far.
4:22
SPEAKER_00: When I am done, he will be amongst the mouth rushmore of people that have been carved.
4:28
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
4:29
SPEAKER_01: And you know, I've I've been to Rount Mount Rushmore, and I like those noses, you know, on the on the mountain.
4:36
SPEAKER_01: You know, they're big, they're really big.
4:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean, they are way big.
4:40
SPEAKER_00: Well, they can be beautiful, big can be beautiful.
4:43
SPEAKER_01: I think smaller is prettier and more beautiful, but yes, big can be uh beautiful too.
4:50
SPEAKER_02: You know, you know, Doctor, I I I I have a question, you know, that a question about plastic surgery.
4:55
SPEAKER_02: You know, the the phraseology, I I just is there a you're a plastic surgeon, that's right.
5:02
SPEAKER_02: Is that right?
5:02
SPEAKER_02: Uh yes, yes, yes.
5:04
SPEAKER_02: Now, is there is there such a thing as a paper surgeon?
5:07
SPEAKER_00: You know in the in the primitive history of of my art form, there were people who would make them a paper mache, clay, uh, various uh animal parts.
5:18
SPEAKER_02: Because you know, I I I had to ask because you know I was in the grocery store earlier today and they said paper or plastic.
5:24
SPEAKER_02: And I thought, well, hey, we're just talking to a plastic surgeon later today.
5:28
SPEAKER_02: Maybe I'll I'll ask if there's like a if they do paper too.
5:32
SPEAKER_00: It's a little known fact that George Washington actually had a wooden nose.
5:37
SPEAKER_01: Wow, wow.
5:38
SPEAKER_01: I didn't know he was Jewish.
5:40
SPEAKER_01: Um, Dr.
5:42
SPEAKER_01: One other, you know, yeah, just saying but Doctor, one more question about that.
5:47
SPEAKER_01: Is it less expensive if I went with a paper mache or you know, a different material uh than if I go with the plastic?
5:57
SPEAKER_01: Because plastic, I don't know.
5:59
SPEAKER_01: Do I really want a plastic nose?
6:01
SPEAKER_01: I it's just I don't know.
6:02
SPEAKER_01: I'm just asking.
6:03
SPEAKER_00: Plastic is my medium, it is what I have come to know and from.
6:07
SPEAKER_00: And I actually use 3D printers, I use the highest technology to make the nose perfect.
6:14
SPEAKER_02: Well, now, you know, another question about plastic, you know, it's like say if you if you do the plastic surgery and say Jeff's in a sauna, would the nose melt?
6:24
SPEAKER_00: Oh, it would be have to be at very, very high temperatures.
6:27
SPEAKER_00: His skin would burn before the plastic would melt.
6:30
SPEAKER_02: Ah, okay.
6:31
SPEAKER_02: Well, it's durable plastic.
6:33
SPEAKER_02: That's good.
6:34
SPEAKER_02: That's good.
6:35
SPEAKER_02: It's good to know.
6:36
SPEAKER_01: Doc, just some clarification.
6:38
SPEAKER_01: You are a doctor.
6:39
SPEAKER_01: Um, you know, I just want to make sure because a lot of people think, you know, like plastic surgeons are not like brain surgeons.
6:47
SPEAKER_01: You know, brain surgeons are real doctors.
6:49
SPEAKER_01: Um, are you a real doctor or like a you know, kind of a paralegal, that kind of thing?
6:56
SPEAKER_00: Oh no, no, no, I can absolutely assure you I am technically a doctor.
6:59
SPEAKER_00: Technically, good.
7:01
SPEAKER_02: So so so you can prescribe drugs.
7:03
SPEAKER_00: Oh, oh yes, absolutely.
7:04
SPEAKER_02: I prescribe those myself quite frequently.
7:06
SPEAKER_02: Oh, Jeff, you got a real find here.
7:08
SPEAKER_02: This is great.
7:09
SPEAKER_02: This is great.
7:10
SPEAKER_02: One stop shop.
7:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, there you go.
7:13
SPEAKER_01: So, in in terms of looking at my nose and where you want to go with this, I had a couple ideas.
7:20
SPEAKER_01: I just wanted to throw them out.
7:21
SPEAKER_01: One of my favorite movies is Dirty Dancing.
7:24
SPEAKER_01: I know that Jennifer Gray, you know, had a nose job at one point, and I just thought she was so cute.
7:31
SPEAKER_01: And I was just wondering, can I choose a nose that is a celebrity nose, like Jennifer's?
7:38
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yes, yeah.
7:38
SPEAKER_00: Oh, absolutely.
7:40
SPEAKER_00: We uh I have a whole catalog with various noses, and you can go through it just like just like the poster at the barber shop with uh all the haircuts.
7:47
SPEAKER_00: You can go through and choose the nose you want, and that will be the exact nose that I create on your face.
7:54
SPEAKER_02: Wow, wow.
7:56
SPEAKER_02: Hey, you know, Doctor, speaking of celebrities, I bet you've done plastic surgery on a lot of different celebrities over the years, haven't you?
8:03
SPEAKER_00: Oh, uh of course, but you know, a gentleman never tells.
8:06
SPEAKER_02: Well, maybe just like first names.
8:09
SPEAKER_00: But I'd have to say Chris.
8:13
SPEAKER_02: Ah, see, I knew that I knew, yeah.
8:15
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, uh hey, everybody did surgery on him, right?
8:23
SPEAKER_02: Oh, and of course, Tom.
8:25
SPEAKER_02: Whoa, you know, that's how he stays so young.
8:29
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, there you go.
8:30
SPEAKER_02: I agree.
8:31
SPEAKER_02: What's funny about that?
8:33
SPEAKER_02: The thing he's in, but no, it's the nose.
8:34
SPEAKER_02: See, that's what's the nose.
8:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the funny part is, and uh God, I don't want to go to the dark side here, but just a question.
8:43
SPEAKER_01: Most of the people I know that have had uh nose jobs are women, not men.
8:49
SPEAKER_01: But you named three men.
8:51
SPEAKER_01: Is it because we don't know that they had the nose jobs?
8:55
SPEAKER_01: Or why do you why do you think there's a stigma?
8:57
SPEAKER_01: Is there a stigma against men getting nose jobs?
9:00
SPEAKER_00: Oh, you know, I I don't think so.
9:02
SPEAKER_00: I think it's become widely accepted.
9:04
SPEAKER_00: It's it's it's the civil rights uh fight of our age to really get acceptance for everyone who's having plastic surgery.
9:13
SPEAKER_00: And I do have female clients, maybe one you've heard of.
9:17
SPEAKER_02: Really?
9:18
SPEAKER_02: Who would that be?
9:19
SPEAKER_00: For I can't tell you.
9:21
SPEAKER_00: Oh, come on.
9:22
SPEAKER_00: Initials then.
9:24
SPEAKER_00: I said I I think you might have heard of her.
9:27
SPEAKER_02: Oh, oh, oh, I think I know what he's saying.
9:30
SPEAKER_02: That's I let me no names, but does she owe somebody like 13 million dollars?
9:36
SPEAKER_00: I think like I said, I can't tell.
9:38
SPEAKER_01: I can't I think I know who he's talking about.
9:40
SPEAKER_01: Okay when you say so I'm not quite when you say heard, is she deaf?
9:45
SPEAKER_01: I know I know a deaf celebrity.
9:47
SPEAKER_02: Oh man, but wow, that's that's low, Jeff.
9:51
SPEAKER_01: So my other question is your income, I'm assuming, is is based um on the number of surgeries you do.
10:01
SPEAKER_01: Do you do you do any promotional stuff, any advertising?
10:05
SPEAKER_01: I'm just saying that because you're getting all kinds of exposure now, and I'm just wondering if that could affect the price that you charge me.
10:15
SPEAKER_00: I I think we can work something out because of course your work will be extensive.
10:20
SPEAKER_00: Wait, what do you mean?
10:21
SPEAKER_00: What do you mean extensive?
10:23
SPEAKER_00: I mean checking out.
10:24
SPEAKER_00: Let's say your case is is more complicated than some others I've done.
10:27
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you're complicated because I'm a celebrity.
10:30
SPEAKER_02: No, I mean Jeff, they have mirrors where you live, right?
10:32
SPEAKER_02: You know, I mean, come on, you know.
10:34
SPEAKER_01: I mean they they do.
10:36
SPEAKER_01: I try not to walk past them.
10:40
SPEAKER_00: But I don't want to be hurtful, but it's going to take quite a lot of time.
10:46
SPEAKER_01: And and you said you you have drugs?
10:48
SPEAKER_01: What kind because I would want to really load up.
10:52
SPEAKER_01: I you know, when I go to the dentist, I have them put me under for cleaning.
10:56
SPEAKER_01: So, you know, I'm I'm not real good with pain.
10:59
SPEAKER_00: Oh, don't don't worry, you'll fall asleep, and many days later you'll wake up and feel refreshed and beautiful.
11:07
SPEAKER_00: What do you mean many days?
11:09
SPEAKER_00: Oh, uh between seven and twelve, I think.
11:12
SPEAKER_02: You're gonna be way out there, Jeff.
11:14
SPEAKER_00: God, it is it isn't that a co isn't that called a coma?
11:18
SPEAKER_00: Uh well, you know, in a in a very technical medical sense, yes.
11:22
SPEAKER_02: Would would would that be what they call like a medically induced coma because you're medically doing something and he's in a coma, so that's medically induced.
11:32
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, a medically seduced coma, yes.
11:34
SPEAKER_02: Seduced, yes.
11:34
SPEAKER_02: Okay, well, if it's medical, I guess it's all right.
11:38
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, and I'm a doctor.
11:40
SPEAKER_02: Medically seduced.
11:41
SPEAKER_02: Sounds like it's gonna be a good time, man.
11:43
SPEAKER_01: You know, although I'm getting kind of queasy about this.
11:47
SPEAKER_01: I know we're scheduled for next week for the surgery, but you know, I was in Mexico for a few days, and I I may have COVID.
11:56
SPEAKER_01: And maybe you know, maybe we should uh postpone this for a bit.
12:02
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
12:03
SPEAKER_00: You know, my schedule, my schedule is very, very tight.
12:06
SPEAKER_00: I I think it'll be fine.
12:07
SPEAKER_00: We'll we'll just put you in a quarantine ward while I I do your my work on you.
12:11
SPEAKER_00: Trust me, 80 80 of my clients never complain.
12:14
SPEAKER_00: There you go, eight out of ten.
12:16
SPEAKER_00: I mean what about the 20?
12:19
SPEAKER_00: Everybody gets every show gets bad reviews, right?
12:22
SPEAKER_02: Hey, you you're not you're never gonna please everybody.
12:24
SPEAKER_02: I mean, some people are just are whiners, you know.
12:27
SPEAKER_02: I please four out of five.
12:28
SPEAKER_00: It's not bad, it's not a bad ratio, really.
12:30
SPEAKER_02: Four out of five.
12:31
SPEAKER_02: Hey, you know, if four out of five people listen to our podcast, we'd already be rich.
12:35
SPEAKER_02: You know that?
12:36
SPEAKER_00: And and if I do it right, you won't remember anything to be worried about.
12:40
SPEAKER_00: What what do you mean if you do it right?
12:42
SPEAKER_01: Are there uh this is this is making me a little uncomfortable?
12:46
SPEAKER_01: I feel Steve, to be honest, I feel like I need to go to your psychologist and talk about this because now I'm feeling like all this anxiety.
12:56
SPEAKER_02: Well, she'd talk to you, she won't talk to me.
12:57
SPEAKER_02: She she might talk to you, maybe.
12:59
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
13:00
SPEAKER_00: You know, medicine is more of an art than a science.
13:02
SPEAKER_00: Is it?
13:03
SPEAKER_00: I thought medicine was a science.
13:06
SPEAKER_00: No, if medicine was a science, why would I have a master in fine arts?
13:10
SPEAKER_02: You have a master in fine well when he when he says when he says medicine's an art, is that mean like after you do a nose, it's like people stand around and look at Jeff and they'll say, Well, I see I see a rainstorm there.
13:23
SPEAKER_02: It's like, no, I see I see Mount Rushmore, no, I see you know the Matterhorn.
13:29
SPEAKER_02: It's like people kind of bring something to the art.
13:33
SPEAKER_00: You know, some people some people see a Rembrandt, some people see a Picasso.
13:37
SPEAKER_00: But I want them to see a nose.
13:40
SPEAKER_00: Well, uh, you know, nose is a vague term.
13:42
SPEAKER_02: Hey, Picasso was big with those noses.
13:45
SPEAKER_02: I mean, they weren't all like straight, you know what I mean.
13:48
SPEAKER_02: Did Picasso have a big nose?
13:50
SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah, well, yeah, he did.
13:53
SPEAKER_00: And that's what you want.
13:54
SPEAKER_00: You want the sharp angular uh nose, yes.
13:58
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, what do you think, Steve?
14:00
SPEAKER_01: I mean, for the for I'm willing to do anything for the show, and I, you know, I'm sure Joe Rogan isn't gonna do this, right?
14:07
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no, okay, he wouldn't get a nose job for his podcast, would he?
14:10
SPEAKER_02: No, sir.
14:10
SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, no, no.
14:12
SPEAKER_02: You know, I think I I like what the doctor just said about the sharp angular nose.
14:16
SPEAKER_02: Maybe if you get one of those, that would make your look stand out, and then that would be good for the podcast.
14:23
SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
14:24
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, maybe have like a instantly recognizable face.
14:29
SPEAKER_01: Well, well, doc, I think it's great.
14:31
SPEAKER_01: Um, and I think that I'm really looking forward to it.
14:35
SPEAKER_01: Um, could you could you send me some of that, some of the drugs ahead of time just so that I can kind of get used to them?
14:42
SPEAKER_01: I don't want to, you know, put a shock to my system when you when you administer that.
14:47
SPEAKER_01: Uh, if you could just send over some of those drugs like uh this week, then I can prepare myself.
14:53
SPEAKER_02: Oh, absolutely.
14:54
SPEAKER_02: I'll send actually doc could you send send two send two doses because I I want to try them too.
15:00
SPEAKER_02: Um I may get a nose job.
15:02
SPEAKER_00: Yes, you know, I'll send you over the medicine.
15:05
SPEAKER_00: You can take it.
15:06
SPEAKER_00: I'll send my people to pick you up, they will wheel you over here, and then we will begin the surgery.
15:11
SPEAKER_02: Hey doc, you know, I I I gotta ask too.
15:13
SPEAKER_02: Do you do you do uh liposuction?
15:15
SPEAKER_00: Oh we we can we can easily do that while we're in there.
15:19
SPEAKER_02: Because like, you know, do you use like a like somebody told me, I don't, I just I gotta ask if this do you guys do you use a garden hose for that?
15:27
SPEAKER_02: I mean just like hook it up, it's like a sprinkler system or something.
15:31
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but it it's it's it's a very it's a sanitized garden hose.
15:34
SPEAKER_00: It's very very clean, very surgical.
15:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's it's it's nothing, it's nothing to worry about.
15:41
SPEAKER_00: And it still has that smell that reminds you of drinking from the hose of the child.
15:45
SPEAKER_02: Sounds very natural.
15:46
SPEAKER_01: Gosh.
15:47
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
15:48
SPEAKER_01: Which which surgery is cheaper?
15:50
SPEAKER_01: The nose job or the lipo?
15:53
SPEAKER_00: Oh well, the the lipo is cheaper, but when we package it together, when you when you bundle with Dr.
15:59
SPEAKER_00: Rhinostein, you you will definitely get a better better deal overall.
16:03
SPEAKER_02: The rhinostein bundle, you know, you could do the nose do the nose and liposuction and gosh, maybe a handsplant too.
16:10
SPEAKER_02: I don't know, you know.
16:11
SPEAKER_02: I'll ensure your boat as well.
16:14
SPEAKER_01: I guess you know, I've made the commitment, at least on this show I have.
16:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I guess we'll find out in the coming weeks how it turned out.
16:21
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
16:22
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17:31
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17:34
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18:13
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18:15
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18:23
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18:26
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18:30
SPEAKER_02: You know, I mean they own all the stuff, you know.
18:32
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
18:33
SPEAKER_01: Hey, hey Dr.
18:34
SPEAKER_01: Will, are you still there?
18:35
SPEAKER_02: Yes, yes, I I'm still there.
18:37
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he's right over there.
18:38
SPEAKER_02: See, yeah, it's the other side of the glass.
18:40
SPEAKER_02: Look, there he is.
18:40
SPEAKER_02: So when we left, yeah, there he is.
18:42
SPEAKER_02: Look, he's waving.
18:44
SPEAKER_01: Hey, hey, Dr.
18:44
SPEAKER_01: Will, when we left to go to the commercial, um, right before that, we were talking about you discounting doing a liposuction surgery instead of my nose.
18:56
SPEAKER_02: Is that where we were, Steve?
18:58
SPEAKER_02: We we had talked about liposuction, and then he had the uh rhinostein bundle where he puts it all together at at one low price.
19:06
SPEAKER_02: Well, one price.
19:07
SPEAKER_01: I don't know if it's low, but so is there is there anything, doctor, that you do not perform surgery on any part of the body that's off limits?
19:15
SPEAKER_00: Well, you know, I I've worked on many parts of the body, but if you have something that I haven't worked on, I'm sure I could wing it.
19:21
SPEAKER_00: I do have this this Jeff.
19:24
SPEAKER_02: You may have you may have parts of the body that like he never studied in medical school, you know, there is a distinct possibility.
19:31
SPEAKER_02: I this could be you could get in, you could get in like the medical textbooks, New England Journal of Medicine.
19:37
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
19:38
SPEAKER_00: I mean, contrary to popular belief, medical school is not as comprehensive as it might be seem.
19:43
SPEAKER_02: Oh, so you don't really learn everything you need in medical school then, right?
19:49
SPEAKER_00: Oh, oh, no, not at all.
19:51
SPEAKER_00: For instance, like feet, what are what are feet all about?
19:54
SPEAKER_00: That's crazy.
19:55
SPEAKER_01: Steve, that kind of you know, obviously, this is our second doctor on the show, and uh I think he's made a really good point that this is kind of you know, kind of uh mysterious what we think doctors know and what their experiences are, and uh you know, we find out that they may not know quite as much as we thought.
20:16
SPEAKER_02: Well, and and you know that's interesting.
20:18
SPEAKER_02: I think that says something about us, Jeff, because we've had two doctors on here, we've had two guests and they've both been doctors.
20:25
SPEAKER_02: What does that tell you?
20:26
SPEAKER_02: It tells me that those are the only two guests we could get.
20:29
SPEAKER_02: I mean, well, yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:31
SPEAKER_02: But that's who we know, see, and how do we know them, right?
20:35
SPEAKER_00: Well, it's good, it's good to get your name out there.
20:37
SPEAKER_00: It really is.
20:38
SPEAKER_00: Like, you know, as my business grows, I I will be trying to help so many more people be less grotesque and more attractive.
20:48
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I appreciate that.
20:50
SPEAKER_02: You know, I you know, I doctor, this is I I didn't even come in wanting plastic surgery, and it never really occurred to me, but now I kind of want to get some plastic surgery now that I'm hearing how good it is.
21:02
SPEAKER_01: Well, Steve, I'm so glad you said that because Doc, there's gonna be a lot of leftovers from my nose by the time you're done.
21:12
SPEAKER_01: Steve's got a very small nose, he's a big guy, he's got a small nose.
21:16
SPEAKER_01: Is there have there been cases where you actually take leftover nose and put it on somebody who is lacking?
21:26
SPEAKER_00: Oh, oh yes, of course.
21:27
SPEAKER_00: The the the Caesar nose is very popular, but not everyone has the extra material.
21:32
SPEAKER_00: So sometimes you can take it.
21:34
SPEAKER_00: There, there's actually a procedure called the face-off where you take one person's face off and put their face on another person and take that face off and put that on the other person.
21:42
SPEAKER_02: What do you think?
21:43
SPEAKER_02: Uh, you know, I'm gonna start looking for a face-off candidate.
21:48
SPEAKER_02: Or do do they have like face-off donors that say, hey, yeah, take my face, I'll take, I'll I'll switch with you.
21:54
SPEAKER_00: Oh, absolutely.
21:55
SPEAKER_00: Uh uh many of them uh come from our correctional facilities, uh, and they are brave all Volunteers and they are very helpful.
22:01
SPEAKER_02: Correctional facility.
22:03
SPEAKER_02: See, if I if I got one of those faces, I'd look really tough.
22:05
SPEAKER_02: I don't I don't think I look that tough.
22:07
SPEAKER_02: You know, I just I don't.
22:09
SPEAKER_02: But I think if I got one of those faces, I would look tough.
22:12
SPEAKER_02: I'd bet.
22:12
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yes.
22:13
SPEAKER_00: You I could I could take you from pin state to state pin.
22:16
SPEAKER_01: Very good.
22:17
SPEAKER_01: Yes, I like that.
22:18
SPEAKER_01: I like that.
22:19
SPEAKER_01: I like that too.
22:20
SPEAKER_01: You could look like John Travolta.
22:21
SPEAKER_01: Wasn't he in that movie?
22:23
SPEAKER_01: Well, I think this has been an amazing interview.
22:27
SPEAKER_01: Um, so much better than our last view.
22:29
SPEAKER_02: Um, but uh and I've learned I've learned so much about plastic surgery that I I'm just I'm so excited.
22:35
SPEAKER_02: I'll be calling you, Doctor.
22:37
SPEAKER_00: You know, you you can call me or you can just sign away the papers and I will show up when it's convenient and uh you'll never see it coming.
22:45
SPEAKER_01: Well, and and I know you said that your schedule's tight, but I, you know, the the the depth, the value, the weight of being on our show isn't really there right now, but in the long run, you're gonna find this very beneficial to growing your business, which is uh, I'm sure very important.
23:05
SPEAKER_02: Oh, absolutely.
23:06
SPEAKER_02: You know, someday before your retirement, probably just before, you will realize hey, that was a great thing that I did being on that show because look, it took years, but now I've got some business from it.
23:19
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yes, yeah.
23:20
SPEAKER_00: I I'm sure this will pay off in droves.
23:22
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
23:23
SPEAKER_01: Well, not only that, dollars too.
23:26
SPEAKER_01: But you know, I put my marketing hat on, you know, Steve.
23:29
SPEAKER_01: A lot of the research we've done so far has indicated that most of our audience needs some form of plastic surgery.
23:38
SPEAKER_01: Oh, absolutely.
23:40
SPEAKER_00: Every time I go out, I see, oh, she needs a new face.
23:43
SPEAKER_00: Oh, she needs a new nose, oh, he definitely needs some new eyebrows.
23:47
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no, that's that's a fair bet because I mean, I if if we need it, then probably people that follow our humor need it too, you know.
23:57
SPEAKER_02: I mean, that's probably just follows.
23:59
SPEAKER_00: Oh, absolutely.
24:00
SPEAKER_01: So I think this is great.
24:02
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I have to admit, I'm a little anxious, but doctor, you've been very forthcoming.
24:07
SPEAKER_01: And I in some ways, you know, you had me at you can prescribe um drugs.
24:13
SPEAKER_01: So as long as I can get a lot of drugs, I pretty much do whatever you want to me.
24:19
SPEAKER_01: I think that's kind of been my feeling in life in general.
24:22
SPEAKER_01: It's my philosophy.
24:24
SPEAKER_00: That's that that's I did I date with the same philosophy.
24:28
SPEAKER_02: Well, this has been cool, guys.
24:30
SPEAKER_02: I tell you, you know, Jeff, we are taking off this podcast.
24:33
SPEAKER_02: We are gonna be so much better than that MMA comedian, you know, no names.
24:40
SPEAKER_02: That MMA, you know, you know the guy, right?
24:42
SPEAKER_02: We are gonna make so much more money than that guy.
24:45
SPEAKER_02: I'll tell you, this is exciting.
24:47
SPEAKER_02: Doctor, thank you so much for being on our show tonight.
24:50
SPEAKER_02: It's been a real, uh, just a revelation.
24:53
SPEAKER_02: And now his nose will get smaller, my nose will get bigger, I might go in for the life of such.
24:58
SPEAKER_02: I'm thinking about the Rhinesteen Rhino Stein uh package here, you know.
25:02
SPEAKER_02: I might go in for some of that too.
25:04
SPEAKER_02: But hey, listen, thanks very much, and gosh, Jeff, we'll be back uh soon with another podcast.
25:10
SPEAKER_02: Thank you, Doctor.