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Whackhead Prank: Friendship test · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Stop, stop what you're doing. Here is another world famous
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  Speaker 1: crankle from Darren Wackhead, something exclusive to KFM mornings.
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  Speaker 2: You know, as we're established this morning, the word friend
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  Speaker 2: can be used quite loosely. So how true is a friendship? Now?
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  Speaker 2: This actually reminds me of producer Bread and I many
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  Speaker 2: years ago. Soruld of been twenty odd years ago, Brad, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: more more than twenty years ago.
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  Speaker 3: You guys have been together for decades.
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  Speaker 2: We have. I've been with Bread longer than my wife.
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  Speaker 3: If you still don't know it's his birthday, I still
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  Speaker 3: cannot decades.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I'm not even lying Bread, I have no
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  Speaker 2: idea when your birthday is.
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  Speaker 4: That doesn't offend me at all.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you don't mine? Please tell me you don't
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  Speaker 2: know mine.
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  Speaker 4: I do because it's the same day as my mom.
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  Speaker 2: Ah. You see, you got to keep cock. You got
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  Speaker 2: a cheat coote.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's not do a friendship test now.
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  Speaker 2: But but you know we we used to. We used
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  Speaker 2: to in much much darker times. We used to lunch
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  Speaker 2: every day at at CAFC.
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  Speaker 3: Oh is that you struggling lunch and CAFC every day?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we'd share a streak. Wise too. Yeah, and we'd
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  Speaker 2: fight over who got the drumstick and who got the breast.
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  Speaker 4: You know, it was twenty five round, thirty round something
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  Speaker 4: like that.
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  Speaker 2: We each got four chips.
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  Speaker 1: In friendship, forged by fire in the trenches together.
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  Speaker 3: But see, had one of you been promoted to manage
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  Speaker 3: and now you can't share your sleep? Did you anymore?
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  Speaker 3: Now you're not struggling together anymore? You know, it's not
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  Speaker 3: the same.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, goodness, both of you were met.
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  Speaker 2: Where were Yeah, no, we were. We were below middle.
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  Speaker 2: So so these two guys, these two guys are workmates.
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  Speaker 2: They go lunch together also at a fast food place,
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  Speaker 2: and you know, and they like, Okay, i'll get it today,
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  Speaker 2: you get it tomorrow. Now I'm just like rotation thing,
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  Speaker 2: you know, not you pay for yours and I'll go
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  Speaker 2: get it today. Right, you go get it. But now this,
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  Speaker 2: this is this takeaway place. It's also got a competition
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  Speaker 2: running at the moment where it's a till slip contest,
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  Speaker 2: lucky draw some bitture slip bomb, and there's gonna be
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  Speaker 2: a can win a car.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's a bit prime.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I enter those things. I never think I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to win.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, me too.
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  Speaker 3: But someone wins someone.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so so that they've kind of gone like like
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  Speaker 2: every day they entering, they're going to the same place.
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  Speaker 2: So you know they've made a pact. So look, we
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't we share it? Okay? So that's that's the pact.
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  Speaker 3: How do you share.
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  Speaker 2: We'll take the money, you know, we'll we'll have the money.
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  Speaker 2: So that's the pact. We want it, we share it. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So we're going to put the mate to the testure.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to make a call. You're going to make
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  Speaker 2: him win the car, and then we're going to see
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  Speaker 2: when this mate calls him next if he tells them
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  Speaker 2: the good news, Hey we won, or is he going
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  Speaker 2: to run for the border? What do you think, like, like,
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  Speaker 2: what would you do in this situation, Sheridan, would you
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  Speaker 2: tell your mate or would you run for the ball?
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  Speaker 3: That's my car, your car, me and my car.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I think okay, I think.
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  Speaker 1: It's a nice ship thing to have together. I'll stick
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  Speaker 1: to the I'll stick to the plan. Yeah, I think
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  Speaker 1: that's a good cover.
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  Speaker 3: I would have never agreed to that plan. Why are
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  Speaker 3: you sharing a car?
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  Speaker 2: Well, we don't know who still slip is going to win?
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean, But it's your slip or
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  Speaker 3: my slip, my car.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, I might run for the border.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: You know, it depends in the time of my life,
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  Speaker 2: you know. Yeah, Brad, if this was those KFC days,
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  Speaker 2: I would probably have run.
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  Speaker 4: For the border. Thinking of your car at the time.
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  Speaker 2: I would have accepted it, Yeah, because I was in
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  Speaker 2: a golf that just couldn't go anyway. Yeah. No, I'd
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  Speaker 2: like to think I would have been a better person
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  Speaker 2: and I would have split it. Okay, so let's see
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  Speaker 2: what happens here. Okay, Well, let's just see what a
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  Speaker 2: good friend he is and see if that promise still stands. Hello,
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  Speaker 2: is that mister Travis speaking. I'm calling you from Eastern's
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  Speaker 2: head office. How are you today, sir? I'm very well
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  Speaker 2: in yourself. Do you remember entering a competition I do
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  Speaker 2: where you could win a golf GTI. That's correct, mister,
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  Speaker 2: congratulations you have won the golf gt I in this
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  Speaker 2: East competition. You are kidding me bad.
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  Speaker 5: Wow, that's fantastic.
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  Speaker 2: So you know, tell me what I'm gonna do. What
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  Speaker 2: I have to do.
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  Speaker 6: I have to come kick it.
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  Speaker 1: Up, what I have to do.
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  Speaker 2: So what are you doing tomorrow at eleven o'clock.
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  Speaker 6: You tell me what am I doing tomorrow at eleven o'clock?
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  Speaker 2: So I think you are coming to the head office
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  Speaker 2: to come and collect your golf gt I.
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  Speaker 6: I'm very impressed.
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  Speaker 2: What what what car do you drive at the moment.
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  Speaker 6: I drive a company CARPS. I don't what to say, man,
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  Speaker 6: I'm like quite like over the moon.
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  Speaker 5: I'm speechless.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody from our office will be calling you in a
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  Speaker 2: couple of moments just to get all the details from you.
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  Speaker 6: All right, seez, Thank you, man, I appreciate it.
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  Speaker 2: It's only wait how many minutes he's going to about
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  Speaker 2: two minutes. I'll just pass pass us over to my
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  Speaker 2: secretary and she'll be calling you back.
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  Speaker 6: Fantastic.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you very much, man, I.
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  Speaker 6: Appreciate I since my eleven stand by your phone by.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, Adrian, you just speak to him and just shoot
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  Speaker 5: the breeze and see if he brings up the fact
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  Speaker 5: that he's won the car.
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  Speaker 2: All right, okay, cool, hold.
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  Speaker 6: On us alone.
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  Speaker 2: I crave.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, it's good.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I need to help.
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  Speaker 5: And it's ordering my order.
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  Speaker 6: Bookery some customer. I had to go do it delivery
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  Speaker 6: at the customer now and I need to fine at
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  Speaker 6: them what he ordered this check for me in the book.
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  Speaker 6: Mh okay, buddy, thanks man, okay, okay, I'll see you
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  Speaker 6: tomorrow then. Now, anybody just.
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  Speaker 4: By no mention that no mention.
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  Speaker 6: Snake.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, Travis, it's Peter from the east h Q. How
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  Speaker 2: are you doing? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Very well yourself.
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  Speaker 2: I'll just pass the phone to U to my secretary
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  Speaker 2: and she can take down all the details.
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  Speaker 6: Trevis. Hello, Trevis, it's Adrian. Yeah, why did you ripped
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  Speaker 6: me off for you? Don't tell me about that. You've
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  Speaker 6: won the cry?
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  Speaker 5: You kidding me?
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  Speaker 2: It's wicked Simpson. Seriously, Yeah, tell me who I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna hook. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I wouldn't if I was you, I wouldn't come into
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  Speaker 6: the office today, Budgement.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, dude, it was fun. Sorry, but thank you very much.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate it.
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  Speaker 2: Trevor, I know it was nasty, my brother, it wasn't
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  Speaker 2: a pleasant one.
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  Speaker 1: You know you're still thinking about his gt I.
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  Speaker 3: He would have made the say he loved that decision.
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  Speaker 3: He was ready to apologize to his friend.
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  Speaker 1: They are listens here. There are big lessons here.
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  Speaker 2: Your work friend, your friend.
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  Speaker 1: What is the depth of that friend.
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  Speaker 3: I get it.
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  Speaker 1: Think about that.
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  Speaker 2: I consider you a friend and I do too. On
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  Speaker 2: your side, would you spat to call with me? No? Honest,
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  Speaker 2: it's a tough one. Eh. World on fire here on
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  Speaker 2: k in mornings, a little friendship test, no doubt you
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  Speaker 2: and your best you're asking yourselves that question this morning?
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  Speaker 2: What would you do?
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  Speaker 1: Would you split a GTI with me?
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  Speaker 3: I would if that's what we committed to, then.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, you've changed so quickly.
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm just saying I said I would never be
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  Speaker 3: the person who's going to say that we're going to
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  Speaker 3: share your car. But if we committed to that, I'm
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  Speaker 3: not going to be the person who changed my mind.
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  Speaker 3: I would just never be there in the first place.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Remember this happened on A Big Brother Does It
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  Speaker 2: was splitting the million, Yeah, with thirty and bread.
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  Speaker 3: And then who won thirty one?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but again you're.
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  Speaker 3: Playing, don't hate the player, hate the game.
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  Speaker 2: I remember they did that on Ardol's once as well.
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  Speaker 2: I think it was Elvis Blue.
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  Speaker 3: But they actually did it the money.
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  Speaker 2: I was blue? Was it with Louie Saw? I think so?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I think Lloyd Lloyd.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, guys, we've had so many idol say.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, okay on the WhatsApp telephone. I to sensitive for
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  Speaker 2: this because it where's the way, he answered, when you
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  Speaker 2: see you on the court.
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  Speaker 6: That was a given that he wasn't going to tell
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  Speaker 6: Alien or Adrien no care.
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  Speaker 3: Daren, I don't even think I would tell my husband.
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  Speaker 1: I swear I would keep that to myself. A salad pocket.
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  Speaker 3: The money and nobody would know.
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  Speaker 1: Interesting.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I believe her. She already has plans with
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  Speaker 3: those money.
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  Speaker 2: Eh. Yeah, Okay. Like I said, if you want anybody
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  Speaker 2: praying to pop me an email anytime. Summon erasers Denis
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  Speaker 2: at KFIM dot co O dot zday
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  Speaker 1: Let's go Oka bed Morning with Darren, Sherlin, Sibbs and
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  Speaker 1: you