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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 7 - Ken Spliffey Jr. & Sr. · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: What's up, everybody, Welcome back to Son of a Boy
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  Speaker 4: Today is a date that we are not going to
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  Speaker 3: And welcome back. Ron. How's it going, dude, good man,
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  Speaker 3: Just good bro.
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  Speaker 1: Just fucking long work day, but you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 1: just fucking grinding, dude. Nothing I love more than fucking
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  Speaker 1: appeasing my body, appeasing my mind.
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  Speaker 4: And appeasing my soul, and that's what this.
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  Speaker 3: Is, agreed. Yeah, I had a pretty intense workout before
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  Speaker 3: the before we did the pod.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, dude, they said you were grunting, did they? Who's they?
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  Speaker 4: Just people in the street have been talking about it.
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  Speaker 3: I saw a sponsored rob at the gym I did
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  Speaker 3: when I was leaving, though luckily I might not be
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  Speaker 3: able to go back after that. What kind of shit
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  Speaker 3: is sponsored rob doing at the gym? He was showing
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  Speaker 3: up with a big ass bag. Really, he's probably about
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  Speaker 3: to throw on some like fingerless dude.
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  Speaker 1: I was literally about to say, weight lifting gloves with
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  Speaker 1: no fingers on, but to run on a treadmill.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he just spread. He's got the fingerless gloves
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  Speaker 3: with the with the with the belt, with the lifting belt,
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  Speaker 3: and he's just on the exercise bike.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just fucking cranking, sweating, fucking listening to music with
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  Speaker 1: his headphones facing out. I saw a workout the other
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  Speaker 1: day of a guy who just fucking walks with forty
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  Speaker 1: five pound weights in either hand on the treadmill.
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  Speaker 4: He just is going on a fucking incline.
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  Speaker 3: One of my buddies tried to convince me to do that.
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  Speaker 3: He said he was called the farmer's workout. It's for
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  Speaker 3: like your forearm.
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  Speaker 4: Hell no, dude, hell no, hell no, you would get
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  Speaker 4: laughed out of the gym.
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  Speaker 3: What the one actually has a good exercise though, he's
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  Speaker 3: holding a kettlebell, a heavy kettlebell in one arm.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, and swinging it around your body.
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  Speaker 3: No no, and walking around and like maintaining like keeping
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  Speaker 3: it at the same level, like not letting it sag.
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  Speaker 4: So it's a very good core workout, dude. But I
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  Speaker 4: feel like that just makes you look like a goof
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  Speaker 4: at the gym.
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  Speaker 3: Now I was doing it, I was walking laps around
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  Speaker 3: the gym. No one, No one gives a fuck about
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  Speaker 3: what you're doing at the gym, you think.
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  Speaker 1: So that was one of my main insecurities as a
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  Speaker 1: young gym goer, just being a pussy trying to fucking
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  Speaker 1: overlift only doing certain exercise.
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  Speaker 3: If you're overlifting, people will definitely notice. But like for
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  Speaker 3: the most part, I feel like people don't really care
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  Speaker 3: what you do. But I'm not.
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  Speaker 4: I wasn't trying to go in there and like be
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  Speaker 4: benched to with like twenty five pound dumbbells or something.
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  Speaker 4: Now I know, if you're doing twenty five.
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  Speaker 3: So you just gotta you gotta, you gotta go home,
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  Speaker 3: do some push ups and then come back in the
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  Speaker 3: next last week, Bro, that's a fact. Bro. Why can't
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  Speaker 3: you put out a fucking workout on bodybuilding dot com?
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  Speaker 3: Drop the fucking routine for the people? No, I used
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  Speaker 3: to do twenty I used to did I used to
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  Speaker 3: bench with the twenty pound dumbells.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you would, fucking I mean, that's what you need.
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  Speaker 3: To start somewhere.
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  Speaker 4: But I'm just cranking the sixties, are you?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah? Now, my fucking dog, Bro, what kind of
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  Speaker 3: splits are we looking at? Drop the splits weekly split drop. Well,
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  Speaker 3: I'm on a plan right now where I do heavyweight.
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  Speaker 3: So it's it's push pull legs, and it's six times
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  Speaker 3: a week. See, so Monday's push then pull, then legs,
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  Speaker 3: then push then pull, then legs. But Monday it's like heavyweight,
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  Speaker 3: and same with Tuesday and then legs obviously, and then
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  Speaker 3: Thursday is like lightweight, high reps, and then same with
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  Speaker 3: the rest of it.
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  Speaker 4: And that's where that bulk is coming from. That's where
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  Speaker 4: you getting a lot of bulk. You want to make
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  Speaker 4: sure that you double down in your protein on those days.
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  Speaker 4: Make sure you have a lot of lean protein, make
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  Speaker 4: sure you eat a lot of peanut butter, a lot
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  Speaker 4: of hash calories, maybe some brown rice right after the
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  Speaker 4: workout to replace some of that if you're doing a
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  Speaker 4: little bit of cardio. But that's the fucking drillma most
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  Speaker 4: of the time, that's the best way. And there's fucking
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  Speaker 4: Rob right now, fingerless gloves in a bag he's got,
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  Speaker 4: but he's got an umbrella. What are your thoughts on umbrellas?
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  Speaker 4: You'll never catch You'll never catch me in a beta
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  Speaker 4: beta beta beta male. Let the rain fall down and
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  Speaker 4: fucking wash away my fucking fears, bro fucking drench me
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  Speaker 4: and rain.
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  Speaker 3: When I think of rain, I think of Stan by Eminem.
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  Speaker 4: Damn, I guess I mean that that whole video.
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  Speaker 3: And when I'm walking in the rain, you can usually
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  Speaker 3: bet I'm listening to Stan Dear slim my tears gone
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  Speaker 3: cold undrin what I used to think it was My
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  Speaker 3: My tears have gone that too. Until I looked up
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  Speaker 3: the lyrics, probably usually I always have. I almost always
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  Speaker 3: have the lyrics wrong until I look them up.
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  Speaker 1: I know somebody that looks up lyrics on their cell phone,
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  Speaker 1: and whenever there's a rap song they pretend to know
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  Speaker 1: the lyrics read along.
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  Speaker 3: Is that a thing?
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  Speaker 4: Because when I watched this person like, how do you
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  Speaker 4: think do you think you're fooling me into into think
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  Speaker 4: that you know every single song that's on the radio
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  Speaker 4: a little bit as you're just like fake scrolling your phone.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes when you listening to music, it's fun to look
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  Speaker 3: up the lyrics and sing along and make sure you
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  Speaker 3: get all the lyrics down. It is. Yeah, have you
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  Speaker 3: ever seen that? Do you know Nicoletti? Yes, the viner hilarious. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: he has a funny vine where he's like a person
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  Speaker 3: who like wants everyone to know they know the lyrics
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  Speaker 3: in there.
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  Speaker 4: And it's like the song it's.
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  Speaker 3: Like with the Birds up it's the Red Hot Chili
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  Speaker 3: Peppers and he's like, with the Birds, I share this
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  Speaker 3: and he and he turns on the music and he's like,
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  Speaker 3: with the birds, I'll share this lonely view. I didn't
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  Speaker 3: know that was what? What?
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  Speaker 1: What a song? Do you think you know the best?
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  Speaker 1: The lyrics do the best of of all the.
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  Speaker 3: Songs realistically, probably.
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  Speaker 1: Renegade by Eminem's that they listen to.
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  Speaker 3: It would probably be.
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  Speaker 4: Uh, piano man Billy Joel or you know the whole
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  Speaker 4: you know the whole of piano man.
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  Speaker 3: If I had the if I had in the background, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I would know the whole thing, and then probably visions
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  Speaker 3: of Johannah by Bob Dylan.
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  Speaker 4: How's that one go? I don't even think I know
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  Speaker 4: that song.
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  Speaker 3: You're gonna have to listen to it. Brother, you can't
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  Speaker 3: even tell me. He's not trying to get bro I'm
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  Speaker 3: not trying to get dcm mad. Right now, you.
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  Speaker 1: Could get seriously taken down. It's not public domain yet.
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  Speaker 1: Dylan's estate will come or Dylan's alive.
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  Speaker 3: Dylan is alive, and apparently I think he sold his
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  Speaker 3: entire music collection to like some some like network for
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  Speaker 3: like five hundred million dollars.
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  Speaker 1: He recently did that, right, because he was like, I'm
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  Speaker 1: I'm old as fuck.
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  Speaker 3: I just want to I just want to live so old.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the kind of guy who should be dead
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  Speaker 1: at this point, Like just like he shouldn't be dead
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  Speaker 1: because like he just aged.
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  Speaker 3: Why I think he would be dead how long ago
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  Speaker 3: he was, I mean he was in the sixties.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's one of the guys that put so many
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  Speaker 1: drugs into his body that he like pre embalmed him
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  Speaker 1: to think, so I think they hit him, and like
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  Speaker 1: Keith Richards and all those dudes who just like we're
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  Speaker 1: slamming so many drugs and at Woodstock just on a farm.
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  Speaker 3: Fucking yeah, I mean the whole the whole motorcycle thing.
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  Speaker 4: What did he doing a motorcycle?
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  Speaker 3: He like where he was. That's where like the new
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  Speaker 3: Basement tapes come from, and the old base and the
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  Speaker 3: and the Basement tapes, the original Basement tapes.
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  Speaker 4: He was driving home.
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  Speaker 3: Uh, he was in New York and he was driving
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  Speaker 3: on a motorcycle and he got in a car crash
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  Speaker 3: and like the whole thing got like swept under the radar,
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  Speaker 3: like it wasn't reported in like the.
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  Speaker 4: They wasn't reported to the police at all.
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  Speaker 3: And then he just like went he moved back to
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  Speaker 3: Woodstock and he just like lived there in in like
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  Speaker 3: his house, and he like wrote like thousands of songs
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  Speaker 3: in the basement. And that's where the Basement tapes come from,
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  Speaker 3: and then the new Basement tapes with Mumford at the
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  Speaker 3: Mumford and sons. Dude, that is.
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  Speaker 4: That, yeah, Jim whatever, Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That was all like there was like a chest full
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  Speaker 3: of lyrics, like like full of songs written just like
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  Speaker 3: on pieces of paper, and they just like took those
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  Speaker 3: and made it. That's fire to have shit in a
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  Speaker 3: chest and anytime put some kind of actual treasure in
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  Speaker 3: a chest. Yeah, it is crazy, Like he must have
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  Speaker 3: had something severely wrong, like with his mind.
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  Speaker 4: Why because he wrote so many good sounds.
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  Speaker 3: There's no possible way that like a normal person could
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  Speaker 3: write that many good songs when he was like seventeen.
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  Speaker 4: Why why couldn't a normal person Broe.
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  Speaker 3: No one has done.
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  Speaker 4: No one's written that many good songs before.
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  Speaker 3: If you put your twitter in a chest, people would
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  Speaker 3: people will be saying the exact same shit about No
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  Speaker 3: they would not, Yes they will. He has like how
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  Speaker 3: do you have like miss he was seventeen, He was
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  Speaker 3: but a boy, not even comparable. He has like dozens
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  Speaker 3: of songs that are over like ten minutes long, and
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  Speaker 3: they're all like bangers? Are they actually bangers?
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  Speaker 5: Though?
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  Speaker 3: I'm like a huge Dylan fan, I could tell I'm
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  Speaker 3: a big deal. You ever got on his tour of
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  Speaker 3: New York? No, I didn't. I've never seen him live.
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  Speaker 3: My friend Matt has seen him live.
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  Speaker 4: But I'm saying his tour of like where he used
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  Speaker 4: to live in New York, Like.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, when my friends were from my friends from Chicago,
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  Speaker 3: we're here that we were gonna do that. We were
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  Speaker 3: gonna go like look at all like the bars that
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  Speaker 3: he used to perform at and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: That'll be sweet.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it would be cool. Kiss the soil. But I
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  Speaker 3: imagine all of that is probably like pretty renovated and
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  Speaker 3: shit is probably not the same.
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  Speaker 1: Or you should get no motorcycle accident to pay o
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  Speaker 1: my now, I know you should just fucking get t
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  Speaker 1: boned on a motorcycle.
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  Speaker 3: Do it for do it for Dylan. You know, I
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  Speaker 3: did go to a I went to a diner for
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  Speaker 3: breakfast a couple of weeks ago, and that was like
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  Speaker 3: the home of Seinfeld. Really Yeah, it was a picture
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  Speaker 3: of Jerry Seinfeld with like a script in his hand
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  Speaker 3: at the at the in a booth.
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  Speaker 4: Is it the diner from Seinfeld?
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  Speaker 3: I because in the first episode they're in the pilot episode,
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  Speaker 3: they're in a diner, right.
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  Speaker 4: I think every episode they're in a diner.
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  Speaker 3: Have you ever seen Seinfeld?
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  Speaker 4: I've only I haven't seen a lot of it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I don't really like Bob Dylan that much. So I
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  Speaker 4: understand someone not liking things.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not going to break your balls over it because
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  Speaker 3: there's I don't go crazy over some things. No, I
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  Speaker 3: understand people not. Oh it's to an extent. I like
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  Speaker 3: if someone was like, I don't like Bob Dylan, I
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  Speaker 3: don't care. I just it pisses me off. And people
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  Speaker 3: are like, oh, I love Bob Dylan, but he can't sing.
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  Speaker 3: It's like, well, if he couldn't sing, that he wouldn't
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  Speaker 3: be like one of the most famous musicians ever.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he doesn't have a beautiful voice. But people say
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  Speaker 1: that about about John Legend.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like he has. I think he has. I like
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  Speaker 3: his voice a lot. But like I mean, like you
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  Speaker 3: either like him kind of they're like kind of weird. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you either like him or you're down. It's not like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: he's such a good lyricist but he can't sing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: he's definitely a lyrics first guy. Not it's like, so
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  Speaker 3: what do you just sit in your bed and you
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  Speaker 3: just read his lyrics. It's like you either like him
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  Speaker 3: or you don't like him.
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  Speaker 4: Just read along, Yeah, do a little read alone.
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  Speaker 3: No one's listening to a song that just like they
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  Speaker 3: hate and they're like, Oh, but the lyrics in this
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  Speaker 3: are just so good. I got blasted by a motorcycle.
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  Speaker 1: That's uh. I feel like motorcycles are the stupidest thing
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  Speaker 1: that you can do.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, what do you think about mopeds? Equally dumb?
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  Speaker 1: Really, you're gonna get fucking blasted if you're on a moped.
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  Speaker 3: Brother, you weren't you just on an ATV a couple
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  Speaker 3: of weeks ago.
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  Speaker 4: Atv has four wheels and it's going on a fucking
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  Speaker 4: So you don't know how to ride a bike?
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  Speaker 3: I definitely do. You never graduated from the tricycle, dude.
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  Speaker 1: My dad told me about a time when he said
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  Speaker 1: that he tried to learn how to ride a bike
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  Speaker 1: and he was at uh he was at college at Princeton,
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  Speaker 1: and he said that there was this massive hill that
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  Speaker 1: he tried to learn how to ride a bike on.
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  Speaker 1: He was doing fine at the top of the hill,
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  Speaker 1: and then he started going down the hill and he
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  Speaker 1: control of the bike and it spooked him and he
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  Speaker 1: never fucking rode a bike again. A couple of years ago,
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  Speaker 1: he like, I went to Princeton to go like see
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  Speaker 1: his stomping grounds or whatever. Yeah, it was a fucking
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  Speaker 1: flat piece of ground. There was no fucking hill at all,
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  Speaker 1: and he acted like he was.
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  Speaker 3: Just flying down just like legs out, just screaming, fucking terrify.
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  Speaker 3: Have you ever uh like do you like do you
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  Speaker 3: ever like skateboard or longboard?
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  Speaker 1: I mean I longboarded, like I used to have a
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  Speaker 1: long house, so I would just longboard up and down
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  Speaker 1: the hallway. But I never like longboarded to class.
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  Speaker 4: Or you never got any like speed wobble.
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  Speaker 3: Like yeah, yeah, I never have speed going downhill. The
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  Speaker 3: craziest feeling ever. Why I used to longboard a lot
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  Speaker 3: when I was in middle school until like freshman year,
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  Speaker 3: because we would that's like how we would like get
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  Speaker 3: around town, me and my friends, and we'd go we'd
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  Speaker 3: like bomb these massive hills and it would be like, dude,
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  Speaker 3: it's just like you're going and then out of nowhere,
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  Speaker 3: it's like you can't even like control your legs, and
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  Speaker 3: then it's just like you know it's coming, like you
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  Speaker 3: know you're just.
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  Speaker 4: Gonna eat shit at some point. That sounds terrible. It's terrified.
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  Speaker 1: That sounds like the number one thing that makes me
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  Speaker 1: not win a skateboard. Yeah, the impending feeling if you're
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  Speaker 1: about to eat shit. Yeah, I used to. I used
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  Speaker 1: to hate it, but I would just do because all
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  Speaker 1: my friends did. But I like skateboarding, like I'm never
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  Speaker 1: I'm not really good at it, but.
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  Speaker 4: I like you just didn't like it at all.
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  Speaker 3: Like I'm really good at like cruising around, but I
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  Speaker 3: can't like do tricks.
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  Speaker 4: There's definitely some skateboarders who like don't like it at all,
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  Speaker 4: and it's just like they just reluctantly do it because
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  Speaker 4: it's cool as it's probably like fifty percent of skateboarders.
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  Speaker 4: Nija Houston's just getting this shit sucks, fuck this shit,
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  Speaker 4: but he's just like is lean.
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  Speaker 3: I don't cool tattoos. I think I don't really get
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  Speaker 3: how you could like something that much to just be
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  Speaker 3: getting hurt constantly.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's like the main perk of it. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I would.
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  Speaker 3: I would definitely be on some pussy like Tony Hawk
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  Speaker 3: fucking helmet and elbow pad shit. Yeah, but Tony Hawk's
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  Speaker 3: also going off of like massive jumps. Well, I don't
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  Speaker 3: give a fuck, I've be going I'd be going to
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  Speaker 3: Tony Hawks awesome because he's like, what is he like
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  Speaker 3: fifty five now or some shit and he's like just
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  Speaker 3: still doing like but have you seen him. He's been
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  Speaker 3: like retiring all his tricks. He's been like this is
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  Speaker 3: the last five hundred Yeah, I actually have this is
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  Speaker 3: the last flip with milk in my hands that I'll
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  Speaker 3: ever do and then to like break down crying. It's
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  Speaker 3: fucking I get it's sad. Yeah, it must be sad,
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  Speaker 3: like emotional just watch him. But he was doing it forever. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it kept going. He must know just like within the
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  Speaker 3: next like five years, it's like he's not gonna be
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  Speaker 3: able to do it at all anymore.
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  Speaker 4: And it is like his whole identity.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like with an old like rapper or like a singer,
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: like you just sing your whole life, Like it's not
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: like you're gonna lose your fucking or even like if
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: you play basketball, like you could still like throw a
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: basketball at a fucking or like play like.
• 13:36
  Speaker 4: An old men's league. Yea, to be able to not
• 13:39
  Speaker 4: be able to high fly anymore.
• 13:41
  Speaker 3: No, Yeah, because it's like he's not like it's gonna
• 13:42
  Speaker 3: come to that on a certain point where it's like
• 13:43
  Speaker 3: if he gets hurt, like he's gonna get seriously hurt. Dude.
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: Imagine when we can't fucking drop pods anymore. It's gonna
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: be so fucking bro.
• 13:51
  Speaker 3: It's the best instrument in the world. Yeah, it truly
• 13:54
  Speaker 3: is my therapy. You could play it seriously.
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: My fucking outlet, Bro, it's my cathar I just need
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: to fucking get a little bit of time delp those
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: thoughts out there.
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: And I'm a new man. Yeah, I'm refreshed. I'm one
• 14:06
  Speaker 3: hundred percent fresh again.
• 14:08
  Speaker 4: I'm a.
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, I think I'm probably gonna podcast until
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: the day that I die. Podcast on your deathbed. Yeah.
• 14:17
  Speaker 4: They saying that everyone dies alone, but not if you
• 14:19
  Speaker 4: ever trust you got my listeners now when you got
• 14:22
  Speaker 4: your trusty Roads microphone and the sons of sam My.
• 14:26
  Speaker 4: Blue snowball is that what it's called?
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: The microphone? Like shitty ass microphone. A blue snowball sounds
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: like a drug? Yeah, it does.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: How many like it? Like Chris Barley died. Chris Parley
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: died from a blue snowball. He's just crushing a blue snowball.
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: And fucking John Belushi's dead now, he was just housing
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: blue snowballs.
• 14:45
  Speaker 4: It sounds it sounds like fucking fire.
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: I even know, I mean, I know what it would
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: be just when you we're probably like not at the
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: point in time where like a major podcaster has died.
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: Damn real shit, it's so new. Yeah, there's no podcaster
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: that's no like podcasts twelve years old. I think that
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: probably is like podcasters who've died, but like not like
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: big ones, not like fucking Mark Marin, No, or like jr. Oh.
• 15:13
  Speaker 4: Come on, bro, they'll shut down Austin when he dies.
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: They're gonna give him a New Orleans style funeral and
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: they'll be going fucking buck wild in the in the streets, shooting,
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: fucking shooting veals and fucking your last freezing. Then you
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: were listening to Tim Dillon's podcast Funny Guy. Yeah you
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: ever listened to it? Yeah? Yeah, would you hear his
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: rant about Austin?
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: No, I didn't hear.
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: It was so funny. He was just talking about how
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: like Austin sucks and like it's just like he was like,
• 15:38
  Speaker 3: it's a place for losers.
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: Everyone.
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: He's like everyone here fails and they come here to fail.
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: And he's just like I'm not He's like, I'm not
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: saying it's bad. I'm just saying, like, if that's your
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: kind of thing, like you can move here, but I'm leaving.
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: He's been there. You want to be a loser. He's
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: been there.
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: He's been there for like a month, and he's leaving.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: I've heard that, Uh, people think that Elon Musk is
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: eventually going to run for mayor of Austin and like
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: try to tackle all their problems with like, uh, like
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: like modern technology.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: I mean I would be surprised Elon Musk will probably
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: run for something, but like I don't understand why, Like
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: do you think those people just like constantly crave more
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: and more power.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: Definitely, he's gonna be like picking up the like he's
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: gonna solve like homelessness with like a forklift and like
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: shoveling people into like a pod or something like that.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: People just with his fucking He's just gonna gather up
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: all the homeless people and throw them in a box.
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: He ship them out to Mars.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: He definitely is he's gonna like make like fucking just yeah,
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: it's it's gonna just be paused homeless people pause that
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: He's just gonna it's gonna be all sleep in and
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: then they get like relocated.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: It's gonna be like wall. Yeah, they're gonna ship everyone
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: out to space. There's not enough room for you here, Bro,
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: while he fucking the trippiest Pixar movie. I know if
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: that ship blows mind, Bro, I can't believe you know,
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: fucking cook up some hot leaf and watch Wally.
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: The fact that you trip out to Wally just dead, sober,
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: and that you have a fucking burn, one down and
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: fucking and always a great movie. It's it's incredible. It
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: actually might be the best Pixar movie. It might be
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: the best Pixar movie.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to think, is Big Hero six Pixar? No, No,
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: I don't think so. If it is, I haven't seen it.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: So Big Hero six is a good ass movie. When
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: I think a Pixar, just think of like animated kids movies. Yeah,
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: what about the B movie? Here is in the B
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: movie Seinfeld? Yeah, I love that movie. Really, I think
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: that movie is so fucking fir. I've never seen it,
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: but I think that it's good. It's it's really good.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: I didn't know as a child that that Seinfeld got
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: called like a bad actor, that he like got flamed
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: for being a terrible actor. Even in this show Seinfeld,
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: he's a bad actor. I never knew that. I guess
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: he's always like smiling through his jokes or something like that.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: And so people were like that is when I found
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: out he was a bad actor when B movie came out.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: So I was like, well, you didn't like it, you
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: didn't like him?
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: No, I didn't even I didn't watch it because so
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: when it was like, oh, he's a bad actor and
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: signed B movie is I think B movie is quite
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: easily the best kids movie, like the kids kids movie comedy.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: Like it's a funny ass movie. It's about a fucking
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: bee who's okay, I'm listening romantic relations with a fully
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: grown woman.
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: Oh really, yeah, shut up, not the Queen Bee, no,
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: the Barry Bee.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: Joy Seinfeld, So is that him trying to like compensate
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: for dating a sixteen year old?
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: It's like, actually, I did.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: I like old women as well and be animal, so
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: you can't say shit to me animal fucking was so
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: I'll fucking sting you. He's a billionaire, you know that,
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Seinfeld is, Yeah, what about his young wife.
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: Now she hasn't graduated high school.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: That's what he likes about his wives. He gets older
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: and they stay the same age. Yeah, that's fucking it's crazy.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: I also heard that he has like Evyon in his
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: showers that was almost like a water like he has
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: like bottled water and showers worse or maybe it's it
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: might be like a fucking like Poland spring, but Pauland
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: Springs is good. He has some kind of like I
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: heard that he has some kind of bottled water in
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: his shower, which made me like, wonder, how the fuck
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: does that even work?
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: Like you get just like how long is he showering for?
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: I know I'm picturing someone like I'm saying that his
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: shower is like pumping out heavy on water. I'm saying
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: that he has low levels Sri Lankan servants who are
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: pouring bottles of Poland spring on him twenty ounces at
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: a time. When you're that rich, it's like you can
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: either dominate the world and impact it in worse ways,
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: or you can do shit like that and just showering
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: every I'd rather him just shower in fucking Fiji water
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: or something then.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: Than like try to rehome unhoused people that fucking excavator
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: with a fucking massive, uh massive tom cat or some shit.
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: Like what do you think about Larry David.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: Funny, funny ass dude.
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: Also uh pretty pretty uh unscathed in the problematic world.
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: I I think I feel like he made it through
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: pretty he.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: Made it through very well. He's probably he's an unproblematic.
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: King dude, but he would fucking flame someone for dyslexia.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: You do think he'd have some dislex He jokes on
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: this ship. He is like like when I was in
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: high school there we had to do a thing when
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: I was in ninth grade and I said, who's your
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: biggest inspiration?
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: And I said, Larry David. He makes fun of people
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: being in like wheelchairs and shit.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think he's like the f I think he'll
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: go down as like like top three comedians of all time.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: Really yeah, especially once he dies.
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: You think people will start respecting him again.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: And that's what happens. That's what happens to everybody I know.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: I think people still I think kurb your enthusiasm is like, well,
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: at least for me, it's one of my two. I
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: think it's one of the two funniest shows ever.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: The fact that he has two all time shows, we
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: just had to he he's he's earned us on his dick.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like he's earned us being on his dick. Haven't
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: I all time comedies? And I know, like Seinfeldts aged
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: a lot, which like obviously like a lot of shows
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: do like Friends and everything ages, But I think Curb
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: Your Enthusiasm is like outstandingly funny, and you know it's like.
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: Almost all improv. Yeah, they just have like a premise.
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, apparently I was I was watching an interview with
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: uh the who's the guy like grit something with a.
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: Gritty the Flyers mascot he was who was always in
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: fucking Curb the him and JB. Smooth living at Larry's house.
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: Larry David's like right hand man in the show, or
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: like the second character. Basically, he was saying that the
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: for the whole episode, they'll have like seven episodes, They'll
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: have like seven pages of notes and it'll just be like.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: This scene, like you would to wind up doing this
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: in the scene. Yeah, that it does give it a
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: very distinct feel.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and like most shows, it would be like like
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: it's like a minute per page. She'd be like thirty minutes.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm like obsessed with trying to figure out other
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: people's processes on how to do shit, Like, but what
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: is like your.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Probably always doing that. I always look up how much
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: of blank show is improv Yeah, I'm big into that.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: Like I heard Who's what songwriter? Did?
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: I fucking hear about that?
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Like they just like like sing gibberish for eleven minutes
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: and then they just picked like the gibbers that they
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: like and arrange it into a song and then they
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: just have a full gibberish song.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: And then they'll just write the lyrics in afterwards.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: They'll just like do complete like fucking psychobabble and then
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: they'll just like make up some random lyrics. It just
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: was like, why why hasn't why isn't everybody doing that?
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Or like why not do it that way? Or why
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: isn't everybody improving their shit?
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: Like Larry David like it just I mean it probably
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: just comes down to like a talent thing.
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's just massively improving.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: Like thirteen seasons of a show is like probably pretty hard.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: But at the same time, if he has like a
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: way for it to be down. When are you about
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: to write a show? Bro, I thought you were writing
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: a show. No, I have never tried to write a show.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: I don't have any ideas for a show.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: At all.
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: Fuck that, dude.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: Just like the life of Little Sasquatch, it wouldn't be
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: very interesting the left Little Sasquatch. I would like to
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: write on a show. Yeah, at some point in my life.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah what why not just make the show and have
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: yourself star in it and then you can easily write
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: on it.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I just don't think my life is interesting enough
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: to write a show about.
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: What I'm I'm trying to My job is to just
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: unlock you.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my job is to fucking unleash the dragon and
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: fucking food.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: You're not really much to write about for me, and
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: making a cartoon. Yeah, it's not a bad idea, some
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: goofy ass cartoon. I got Tyler can do cartoons. I've
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: heard a great things about Tyler being able to do cartoon.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: That is true.
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: I've heard that as well.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: In turn that chops all this ship up, or do
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: a one man show, or write a stand up routine.
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: I know you're at some stand up the other night.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been. I really want to try it. I
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: want to do some stand up. I know you want
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: too badly, but I don't want to do by myself people,
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: So you want me in?
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think you need to do.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm I am more scared than you. Please know
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: that I'm fucking more scared than you. Please know that
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: I am.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: You've been up on, You've done stand up before, and
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: it was fucking scary because like I internalized all the
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: fucking negative things about it.
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: Do you did you do an open mic? Or did
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: you like a show? I was on a show.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: I was at a show at the hard Rock Cafe.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, And like I think one one thing people
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: laughed at and it was me, Like I was like
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: making fun of homeless people, which is something I'd never
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: do now. It was like before I even learned about
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: like punching down. Yeah, and like so when in the
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: front row was.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: Like fuck yes, brother, Like he hated homeless people too.
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: He was like furious at homeless people.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: The best thing that you can do when you're bombing,
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: from my from my observations, is just be like, well
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: that one didn't go well, be self aware, all right,
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: moving on, moving along, Okay, they didn't like that one
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: internal monologue in a little bit, yeah yeah, and every
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: they all do that, like even like the first person
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: to go up will do it, and even like the
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: headliner will do it.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, I guess that one's not working out and I
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: lost you guys.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: A whole set of just that.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or you write that in beforehand knowing that that's
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: how to do that too. Oh, this joke's gonna suck.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: I'll just write in and I lost you guys right there.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: I feel like it like wouldn't be the thing is
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: I worry about, Like I worry about like uh like.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: Getting on stage and just like forgetting everything I'm going
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: to say. Which also like I know I can like
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: bring up notes and shit, because it seems like everyone
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: does that. I thought that was a very not common thing,
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: but every show I've gone to, like at least like
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: half the comics have done that.
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: Or where they're like saying jokes that they've said before.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's not that's just like, uh, that's like
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: the getting it down. Yeah, but that's just it just
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: removes the illusion from me. For me, yeah, I know
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: you've said that before. But also it's like perfecting it.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: It's perfecting a joke.
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it's tweet.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: They tweak it. But like the nature of our game podcasters,
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: bro we grip it, we rip it. People probably think
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: that this is edited down, or the fact that we're
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: writing this all.
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: Out fucking raw. Raw bro, this raw, Murphy Bro. This
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: is Chris Rock shit. But not like their stand up ship,
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: but like the raw nature of their material.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: Type of shit.
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: Exactly fucking raw, dude, Like I might go have sex
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: with a fucking prostitute that's transgendered that kind of raw shit.
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah that is raw. Yeah that is super right. Yeah,
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: raw shit. There was one joke.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: Shit, this guy was talking about role play and I
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: wanted to raise my hand. He was talking about role play,
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: and he was like, does anyone here ever do role play?
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: And no one raised her hand. I want to raise
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: my hand and say that me and my girlfriend do
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: role play and I pretend to be a gay man
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: and she pretends to be a Chick fil a worker.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: But then I was like, I don't want to. I'm
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: not trying to take the shine out of her, out
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: of his set, just having like a well crafted So
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna somehow if I eventually do stand up I'm
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: gonna use that one myself definitely. How long did it
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: take you to think of it?
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: Like three seconds? What do you think of like of
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: what do you think the mentality of a heckler is,
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: I've never been at a show where there's been a heckler.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: Have you seen footage of heckler's Yeah, you gotta be
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: like an app Uh did you see that thing I
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: tweeted out last week of the girl? I don't know.
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: I don't think I did. Some dude like it was
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: like an open mic and some dudes making like dumb
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: ass jokes and this girl and her friends are all
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: and the girl eventually like I looked at her Twitter
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: because you're applied to my and she like did stand
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: up that night there, and it's just like like I
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: don't know what the joke was, so like they said
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: it was offensive, so maybe it was offensive. Like obviously,
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: it's like not an uncommon thing for like an open
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: mic guy to go up and just say like crude
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: shit like and hoping of like hopes of getting like
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: a cheap laugh. But like he's like he's like he's
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: doing his set and they're like making jokes and the
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: guys like, oh you blue hair, like you blue hair girl,
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: blah blah blah, like the classic blue hair joke, and
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: she's like, oh my god, he's getting so upset all
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: her friends. She's like, she's like, oh my god, he's
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: getting so defensive and they're all laughing.
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: And I was like, oh my.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: I was like, I would literally just never go out
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: in public again if that happened.
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: To me, if you were the guy on stage.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: But when like it was because clearly there weren't a
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: lot of people there because you could very easily hear
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: her and her friends talking. It was like because it
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: was an open mic, yeah, and he and she's just like,
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: oh my god, he's getting so defensive, and they all
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: are just like and like all her friends are laughing,
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: just in hysteria. He's like he's like you just you
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: fucking bitch, like just like he has nothing to say.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: It's so bad, bro.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: I feel like it's so easy to beat the guy
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: in the crowd, Like you have the microphone, and even
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: the videos I see where it's like so and so
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: destroys Heckler, like they're not saying anything.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: Really that crazy. I mean, you have the you have
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: the superiority over everyone in the crowd, and you have
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: the mic, and you're up on.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: Stage right and people sometimes people are just like, h
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: shut the fuck up, and like the crowd like goes
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: fucking crazy, or like they'll be like on the counter three,
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: everyone say shut the fuck up, and it's like one
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: million likes, Like I destroyed this heckler, Like you didn't
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: really do anything that crazy. I didn't say that funny
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: of a joke, but people want the heckler to lose
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: so badly that like they'll give you the win. So
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: the fact that this dude is just getting bodied by
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: a heckler not not good. And if you would drop
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: the Chick fil a joke, you would you would have
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: bodied somebody.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: Well, I wasn't trying to body it, like it was
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: like he was just asking, like his joke was funny. Yeah,
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: but he was like asking and he was like, no
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: one really, and I was about to raise my hand,
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: but then I was like I was all the way
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: in the back row, and I was like, ah.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's also just tough to try and be funny
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: at somebody else.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: I wasn't trying to do that. I wasn't trying to
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: be that guy trying to steal it. But when you
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: think of something funny, it's like it was hard. It
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: was I was tempted, and you're not that far removed
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: from a classroom setting where it's like you would be
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: able to raise your hand and be a class clown.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, did you get jokes off in class? Or were you?
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: I would I would never even raise my hand in class.
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: You would like not even called on.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't even have a smart ass smart alet response ever, never,
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: We're never smart alec.
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: Nope, you even have the term smart alec.
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, my grandpa always calls me a smart Elec because.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: You are No, no, you are a smart for sure.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: What setting does you call you a smart alecan?
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: I mean he has said in a while, but when
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: I was younger, stop in such a smart Alec. That
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: was like his go to punchline.
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: It is a fucking incredible phrase.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah it is Aleck. I don't even know what it means.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: Who the fuck is Alec?
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: I have a friend named Alex, but I don't I've never.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Alex is such a fucking knockoff Alex's name, Yeah, like Alex.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: Realistically you should just be named Alex, smart Alex. Yeah,
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: Quippians just smart Alex. I always thought it was like
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: swoo smart out like smart. Well, I don't know, you
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: just say smart ass smart ass. Yeah, Quipians is a
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: smart ass.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Do you think it was like a thing that people
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: were like older people try not to like my mom
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: always used to be like sugar honey, iced tea.
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: And I didn't know for a long time that I
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: spelled shit.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: Oh wow. I never even realized that until just now.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: Really yeah, no, ice, well not really anymore. When I
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: was younger, like my oh, the adults around me would
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: be doing that ship. Do you think you're about the
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: curse around your children? No, I don't even know if
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: I've ever cursed in front of my family. Really, yeah,
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: we were like. It was never like, oh, you're gonna
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: get in trouble for swearing. I just always felt so
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: uncomfortable doing it.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: One time, I uh, I was watching a football game
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: and I didn't know what a word meant, and I
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: fucking yelled at the screen of like Eagles Redskins game,
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: you douchebag. My parents were like, and I was like
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: so apologetic so fast because I didn't know what it meant.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: I heard it on an Adam Sandler CD and I
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: was like, I'm sorry, I don't fucking know.
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: I didn't know what was I'm really sorry. I'm so sorry.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I have such a vivid memory of when I
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: was in like fifth grade and I took the bus
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: with all these like kids who were like all like
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: these rich these are rich kids who would all just
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: say the most like fucked up shit, And I remember
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: he would always say pussy. And I went up to
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: my mom. We were literally at the grocery store. I
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: was like, what does pussy mean? And she was just
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: like what.
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: I could show you better than I can tell you.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: What is so bad? What did she uh? How did
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: she describe it? I don't remember. I remember I just
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: remember asking and then being very embarrassed after.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: I remember I remember being in like seventh grade and
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: having like a really strong conscience and I like, uh
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: snitched on myself that I like told I like cursed
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: at football practice.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: To my mom. I was like, I was, like I said,
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: I said fucking football practice. Yeah. I was the same way.
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: I would never be able to hide ship from my
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: parents and always have to like tell your mom like
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: I said pussy today, like I was that mad, and
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: she'd be like, you're being one right now, stop telling
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: me this. It wouldn't be like that. It would be
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: like if my like friends did something or like got
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: in trouble for something. I'd like tell my mom for
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: no reason.
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: Stid you know your friends is fucking But it would.
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: Be like, oh, like my friend Bog got caught smoking weed,
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: and I would be like, yeah, I guess Bo's smoking weed. Now,
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: no idea. I had no idea that he was doing this.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: This is fucking news to me. Why do you think
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: he did it? Because I didn't want to get in
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: trouble myself. Were you smoking weed with him? No? Oh
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: yeah probably, but so you were trying to throw him
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: under the bus. When I was in like ninth grade,
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: I was smoking weed by myself for like I had
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: smoked weed, like I smoked me in like ninth grade,
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: and then I stopped smoking. I smoked it for like
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: a week and ninth grade I went to like I
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: went through a week long stoner face, and.
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: You're like, my brain, my brain is using it now.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: No, it's gonna be with my parents after like a week.
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: And uh, and I'm trying to think, fuck what happened?
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: Oh I got I got caught smoking weed after track practice,
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: not because I was not I didn't get caught in
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: the actually got caught after.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: Because you were listening to fucking afro Man because I
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: got high on.
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: The way home, Like, Mom, get out of my room.
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: I was gonna go to that.
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: It's actually a funny story. I can't buy for this
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: is a really funny story. So I smoked a joint
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: by myself in my bathroom at home, and I stood
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: on I stood on my desk chair and I blew
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: it into the into the shower fan, and I had
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: the the shower on full blast heat and the sink
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: and I would take a puff and then I would
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: take shamboo and I would lather the walls with the walls. Yeah,
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: because because he would like, oh, of the shower, Yes,
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: this is it. And I and I had never been high.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: This was the first time I ever I would smoke it.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't get high. And then I got just fucking
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: ripped and I smoked a whole joint and I was
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: like thirteen.
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: The steam of the bat was the window.
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: Open, window was open, but unlocked all the weed probably.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: No, no, the mi'd smell was completely gone. Know I'm
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: saying like it unlocked the potency of the weed. That
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: you're just like a good chance, like hot boxing and asauna.
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: So then I start like freaking out because I'm like,
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: holy shit, like I am a I am fucked up
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: right now, and I'm grabbing these eye drops and I'm
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: just dumping them into my eyes. My eyes are just
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: like my eyes are just like so fucking still in
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: the bathroom, just the devil's dick and I, oh no,
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: I'm walking back and forth to my room in the bathroom.
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: No one's home at this time, and.
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: I'm just emptying these eye drops into my eyes and
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: I look at them and they're not red.
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: Eye eye drops. They're just normal eye drops.
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: So they're making my eyes significantly more red because I
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: just emptied half a bottle of fucking the fucking contact
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: lens eye drops into my eyes. Just dowsing yourself. And
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: then I'm like freaking out and I and I'm sweating
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: my ass off and it's the middle of the winter
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: and I'm sweating my ass off, and I'm sitting in
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: my room playing PlayStation with my friends, and I'm like
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: freaking out. I'm like, dude, like this is I'm gonna
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: get in trouble, like this is fucked Like my eyes
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: are so red, blah blah blah, and I have all
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: the windows in my room open. My mom comes to
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: my room and she's like, she's like it's like thirty
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: degrees outside, like it's freezing in here, like what are
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: you doing? And I just like didn't make I just
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: pretended to keep playing places. I didn't make contact with her.
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: And then what were you playing? PlayStation? But what game? GTA?
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: And I'm sitting there and I just like keep playing
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: and I'm just like punch of cop. I'm like, oh, yeah,
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: I don't know, like I'm really hot, like it's really
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: hot in here.
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: And then she just didn't think anything of it.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: Went downstairs, and then I was just like, I'm just
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: gonna bite the bullet, go downstairs, see if she notices.
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: So I like went downstairs.
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: I remember I went and got norm because I read
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: that if you eat more, it helps the high goes away. Yeah,
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: so I was just ripping oranges.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Yes, crushing oranges, specifically the lower calorie food it is,
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: the faster it goes away.
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: So I get an orange, I go downstairs. I don't
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: even make it down past the stairs and my mom
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: stops me and she goes, what's wrong with your face?
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: And I was just like, uh, I don't know what
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: you're talking about. And then I go and I get
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: my orange and I'm like laughing, like trying to act
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: like nothing's going on, but at the same time, my
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: fucking face is just sweating profusely.
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: Why were you sweating because you were nervous.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: So nervous, dude, And my face is so red because
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: months leading up to this, my parents like thought I
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: was smoking weed even though I wasn't.
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: Because you were.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: You were bombing hills and fucking listening to Bob Dylan
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: fucking stoned out of his mind.
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: Exactly, and my parents thought I was smoking. We had
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: and always be like a conversation when I got home.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: My mom would be like, are your friends doing drugs?
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: And I'd be like, nope. And then then that time
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: had happened and it was just and then my mom
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: brings over my little sister and she's like, doesn't something
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: look weird about him?
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: Your little sister so weird.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: I don't know why she did that. My little sister
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: was like six. She's like, I don't know, does he
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: look like he's on weed yet? And that It was
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: like a whole thing. I did end up getting in
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: trouble for it, but my parents.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: So did you just cop to it? How did you
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: lance the boil and let them know that you were high?
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: Or do they just she just was like you're high,
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: aren't you?
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah? And then I like pretended I wasn't. And then
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: I like went back upstairs. And at that point, it's
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: like you can't really keep it cool, like.
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: But your boys were over. No, my boys weren't home.
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: We were like on, we were on like oh I'm
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: playing yeah, ah fuck, and they're just fucking idiots and
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: they're like, bro, relaxed, You're fine. I probably would have
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: been it. You didn't open up the fucking windows, and
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: it just fucking the fuck. Like one of my eyes
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: was like shut. It was like just twitching. Yeah. Literally,
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: I was like it was like because it was like Doug.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: What is that fucking show getting high with Doug? Getting
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: Doug with high? I don't know what. You've never seen
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: it the talk show where they smoke weed. He has
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: like he had black Jack on it, like all those guys. Fletcher, Yeah,
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: are you serious? Yeah, I don't think I've seen blackjack.
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: Fletcher was no Jack black. I didn't say said blackjack,
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: and I say Blackjack, Fletcher. I thought you was the
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: guy I was poked there, what you meant? No Jack
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: like Jack Black, the workaholics, guys like every a bunch
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: of seol have been on it. And his eyes permanently
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: fucked up from smoking weed.
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: And that was like, man, how the fuck does that
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: even happen?
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: Here?
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: I gets permanently fucked up. He was like, he's this mad?
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: I I was like yeah. I was like yeah, track
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: practice was pretty good, are you Oh? The moral of
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: the story was and when it was the snitching on
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: the friends thing, I told my mom that I smoked
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: weed with my friend Brendan, who I wasn't really good
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: friends at the time, and then he ended up becoming
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: like one of my you could throw him under the bus.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: I threw him under the bus, and then we ended
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: up becoming like best friends, which made it very weird.
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: Your mom probably like called his like hated him for
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: a while.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: So you smoke so your sons smoking weed with my son,
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: and Brendan was probably like, oh you smoke weed, bro.
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: I an't even like I didn't. I never even enjoyed
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: smoking weed. It was just like all my friends were
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: smoking weed, so I like had I was like, oh,
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna not smoke weed.
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: You were very susceptible to peer pressure.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it wasn't really pure pressure like I wanted
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: to like I wanted to think it was you wanted
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: to like I wanted to like it, but I hated it.
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: I always hated it, dude.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: I remember one of the first times I smoked weed
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: at my parents' house. I was like, like, I was
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: like smoking in my room and I took a couple
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: of puffs and I was like, oh, fuck, like this
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: whole room's gonna smell like weed. Like I need to
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: spread the smell out. And I started like walking through
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: the house like blowing weed in different rooms, and I like,
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: I like came to and realized what I was doing.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: When I was in my parents' room smoking the weed
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: that I was trying to hide from my parents parents room,
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: I was literally trying to like dissipate the smell of it.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, like, if I just take a
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: puff in here, like a puffin here, like it's not
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: all going to stink up in one room, but it's
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: like it was maybe the highest and most dumb thing.
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's got to be one of the dumber things
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: I've heard it's incredibly dumb.
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: But how old were you?
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: I'm fucking too old to be doing that, honestly, Like
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: it was probably like I was probably in college.
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: Oh wow, that is really way too old.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it was like the winter time or like
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: my parents weren't there. It was just like my dad
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: at the house. But he was like cool with it.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: But like I also like we would smoke in the
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: basement and one time I remember we smoked like really
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: like strong smelling. We smelled like a skunk, and uh,
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: he came downstairs. It was like, did a skunk die
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: down here? Like and he crawled into the crawl space
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: thinking that a fucking a skunk had actually died in
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: our house.
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: I just didn't have the heart to tell him. Yeah,
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: that's hilarious.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really fucking dumb, really dumb walking into my
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: parents' room just blowing weed in there so they can't
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: smell that I'm smoking weed.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: Maybe one of the stupid maybe stupid, maybe the stupidest
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: thing I've ever heard.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: And maybe and definitely the stupidest thing that I've ever done.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: It's just uncomprehensibly dumb, so fucking stupid.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I did you learn how.
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: To do a Rubik's cube before you uh, before you
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: smoked weed. Yeah, definitely.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: I've been able to docup since I was like, I've
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: been able to do the rubicscube since I was in
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: middle school.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: Fuck, that's probably why your parents weren't that pissed off
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: about the week like this this young boys.
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: Yes, they were pissed. It was like it was like
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: a whole thing like I became. I became more paranoid
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: after I stopped smoking weed than I did while I
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: was smoking weed, because my parents were like every day
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: i'd get home, my parents would be like looking at
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: my eyes.
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: Like my dad.
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: I'd get home from like a party, my dad would
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: be like shining flashlights in my eyes, and I would
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: be like, I like, let me spell your breath. Yeah,
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: it would just be like I don't even know what
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: to do because like my eyes would all But also
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: I just have naturally red eyes. Like then my eyes
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: get red, I get dry eyes, dry eyes.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: I feel that it goes around. It happens to the
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: best of us. But why would you feel paranoid if
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: you weren't doing anything? Though, if you had nothing to hide,
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: what did.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: They would could?
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: They would like accuse me of still smoking weed.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: I remember one time I'm literally just sitting in my
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: room playing video games and my mom comes in and
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: she's like what's going on? And I was like what
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: And she's like what's going on? And I was like
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: what do you?
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: I was like, what did they like sent you to boarding.
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: Schol It was like, literally like I was like, what
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: are you talking about. I was like, I'm just playing
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: video games, which is what someone would say, who would
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: just a bunch of but I was literally just sitting
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: there playing video games. She's like, she's like, your eyes
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: are red. Oh my god, it dude. There's just a
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: list of times when it happened.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: Cause you're just so outwardly, like the fit of your
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: clothes is that you should have worn a fucking pocketbox some.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: So many times, Like I remember one time, I was
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: literally like I went to go get my fucking check
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: from work from my old job at the restaurant that
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: we lived across the street from.
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: And I came back and my mom.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: Was like, what's going on. She's like, you were gone
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: for a really long time. I was like I don't know.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: I was like I was just getting my check.
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: We sent a private eyes at tip.
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I literally remember one time I put eye drops
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: in my eyes even though I didn't smoke weed, becuse
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: I didn't feel like having my parents say my eyes
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: were red. And then I and then I thought that
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: my eyes were too white, so I stood in front
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: of a fan with my eyes open to make them
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: more red.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's his stupid, as as blow weed into your
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: parent's room, that is equally dumb.
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: I was in ninth grade at that time.
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's equally fucking stupid, dude. It was just a nightmare.
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: It was like, I don't know which I get it
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: as apparently you don't want your kid doing drugs, but
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: also like it was it was fucking stressful, yes, bro,
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: And then I think I got when I got to
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: like eleventh grade that kind of cooled down.
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: Tenth grade was pretty rough too with that.
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: With the weed. D If I ever actually smoked weed,
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: it would have been a nightmare because you would have
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: been that paranoid. Yeah. I would smoke we when I
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: would like go on vacation with my buddies, and I
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: would get super fucking high and it would be fun.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: Where where would you go on vacation?
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: We wouldn't go on vacation.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: We'd go to like we'd like it would be like
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: New Year's if we'd like sleep over somewhere, or we
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: like went to my buddy's house in Maine.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: That's just got fucking rippered. That's I fucking love that.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: Fuck yes, bro, low light out there, you could see
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: the stars. It's fucking fantastic.
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: We were ripping those fucking uh like those cancerous carts,
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: the fort fortnight carts.
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: The exploding ones, or the ones that just immediately were
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: killing kids, those funs, the ones where like eighteen children
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: died cart Knight like guarding the cart Knight pack just dying. Yeah,
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: I heard the ship kills you just fucking dying out
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: there with your boys.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: That ship was crazy, and that people don't really do
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: people even smoke those things anymore? Carts they can't. I
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: don't think anyone does that anymore. D after they were
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: killing people. Yeah, that was crazy, dude. When I was
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: just on the flower. Now, oh yeah, you're like that.
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: You're like you're like that level of weed guy, a
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: flower guy. Yeah, like you call it flower, you definitely
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: call it flower, definitely. Yeah.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: But now there's like shower oil but now there's other
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: ship there was like wax. There's like, uh, they're like
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: put a fucking burning pen to like or like a
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: tube to like a fucking lip bomb thing, and you.
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: Like, fucking yeah, it's like a fuck what is it called?
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: I don't know wax? No pictures like the honey. It's like,
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: I don't know some shit like that.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: Fuck. I forget that was called because when I one
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: of the first time of smoked weed, I went to
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: a drug dealer's place, me and my friend.
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: I was on my way home from school and.
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: I once again had like never gotten high, and he
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: had that set up and he me and my buddy
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: were literally about to like take a dab, and I
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: was like I look back on that all the time,
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, dude, that would have been the worst
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: fucking thing we've ever done. Yes, we had like never
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: smokeding and we're about to just like start ripping like
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: melting wax to our early dabs were like the it
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: was like a hard drug experience, not like soft drugs
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: at all, and not like smoking wheeds.
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: All my friends, I'd never done dabs, that's all my friends.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: One of my first dabs was like off of a
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: nail of like a machine that fucking like it like
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: revved up like a fucking car engine and had like
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: numbers flashing on the screen like a nuclear reactor. And
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: I fucking dabbed off of it, and I fucking lost
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: my wallet for I was in San Jose. I lost
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: my wallet until I got to Los Angeles fucking four
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: days later, and it was just sitting at the top
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: of my bag.
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: It was just right there.
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: The entire like fucked up my circadian rhythm for like
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: a fucking half week. When we were in like tenth grade,
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: one of my best friends from school did a dab
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: for like the first time ever, and it was right
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: before a football game and he was like one of
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: the better players on the team, or like sort of
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: he was good. And he what position did he play?
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: I have no idea, you don't know the position in football? No,
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: not I understanding, and he uh and he like got
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: super sickly. He greened out, and he was like pale
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: as a what he greened out? I never heard You've
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: never heard anyone say that before greened out? No, really,
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: what is it? It's like when you smoke too much
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: weed and you pass out that doesn't happen. Happened to him.
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: It doesn't happen. So you smoked weed, you get sick. No,
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: that doesn't happen, Bro, that's because you're smoking that Philly weed.
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: The fucking shit is pure Cali Brock, the fuck are
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: you talking about in that cattle pulted weed.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, dude, My shit has had your ponic Bro.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: The fuck are you talking about?
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: Bro? My shit is fucking pure from Oregon, Bro, from
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: fucking humbold County, Califoria. Multiple of my friends have greened
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: out before that. You don't green out, you're brown out.
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: You're blackout and white as a ghost, just like fall
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: over throwing up. That's got to be some I.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: Mean, I wasn't really smoking weed in high school, so
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know, it's got to be some high school ship.
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: Your body's like you're you're like not physically mature enough
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: to be able to handle smoke. I haven't seen anyone
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: I haven't smoked weeding over.
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: Like.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: Actually, I've gotten white as a ghost by fucking dipping
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: and by like smoking cigars, Like I felt like I'm
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: on the verge.
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: Of throwing up from the tobacco.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: They got a cigarette, bro, cigarettes have fucked me up before.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, I've gotten really sick off of smoking cigars.
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was what you were about to say. That's
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: the most one of the most sicks you've ever the.
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: Most thick I've ever seen anyone was off of dip really. Yeah,
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: when we were in like when we were when we
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: were younger in high school, we do all to dip
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: on a boat because like these older kids drove their
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: boat by and they were all doing dip and they
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: were like, here, takes some and we all did it,
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: and literally we drove home. I didn't get sick. I
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: actually don't even think I did it. I didn't get
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: sick driving home going like one mile per hour on
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: the boat and just four people are just throwing up
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: off the sides of the boat. Yeah, they're just fucking
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: oh bad.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: It's a combination of seasick, but dip and tobacco does like, Yeah,
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: I've never been able to get over that hump with it.
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: And I've tried fucking dipping.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: I've tried chewing, I've tried like the snust pouches, I've
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: tried the nicotine free and I've tried smoking cigarettes a
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: bunch of different kinds, and I've never been able to
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: get over the hump of tobacco where like, yeah, it
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: almost always makes me feel fucking terrible.
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, have your aroan he has like, uh, he's got
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: these like fourign A Colombian cigarettes and apparently they like
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: one hit of them will just like make you puke.
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: They're terrible.
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's disgusting.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: He brought them in here and they started smoking them
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: in this room and it was fucking disgusting?
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: Was that in this room? Yeah?
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: They were fucking chief in them. It was so so foul. Oh,
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: I thought you meant when ken Jack had those cigarettes.
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: Oh maybe it was the Kenjet, but where was his from?
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: They were like you always weren't cigarettes? Well were those?
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: It was just like herbs. That's fucking weird too. It
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: was nothing in them and they tasted disgusting.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: Did you ever do the thing in heist school where
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: your friends would like press their hands up against your
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: neck and you'd like pass out and like see like
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: crazy shit.
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: No, but one of my buddies told me that he
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: did that when he used to do that, like they
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: would pass out and they would all do it.
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, when he was at campus.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: They used to do that on Like, uh, I think
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: I snitched on my like sixth grade football team for
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: like doing that, Like they were all like doing it
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: like well, they'd be like changing for practice and like
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: kids like pass out and be like I.
• 49:24
  Speaker 6: Just sold like a fucking super fucking Mario game. I
• 49:27
  Speaker 6: just was in sonic that head talking was fucking awesome,
• 49:30
  Speaker 6: and they like would like just like die on the ground. Yeah,
• 49:33
  Speaker 6: it's like, uh, people are killing themselves football practice.
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: There was like a whole scandal on my football team
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: because kids were snorting C four like the pre workout,
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: and I remember at the time everyone was like, dude,
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: they're snorting C four and we all thought it was
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: like this illegal drug and then not does sound illegal?
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: Until I was a senior in high school, I didn't
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: realize that it's literally just fucking a pretty world.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: Like it's it's creatine. It's caffeine and creatine that you
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: can get annoying DNC.
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: It would actually do far less than just shrinking it.
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: It actually makes it unaffected.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it gets it into your bloodstream so fast that
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: you can't metabolize it and it doesn't work it all.
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: It was such a big like it was like everyone
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: was talking about it. Yeah, dude, blah blah blah. They
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: were all snorting fucking Sea four and it was like, no,
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: shut the fuck up. And it was like, yeah, it
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: makes you play super well, but if you don't strik
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: enough water, you just start puking like crazy. It's like
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: I took C four for like three years and I
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: never came close to puking.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: We definitely did that before, like going out in college
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: stored a C four or jacked three D or like
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: they were just all these different kinds of pre workout like.
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: It lick, Like the fucking pre workouts have the craziest
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: names dark.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: Matter, And like my boy who always had like the
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: heaviest shit that was like fucking it was like drug prices.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: You buy like a kilo of it for like seven
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: hundred and fifty dollars, but he would just like go
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: for runs on it. It's like, bro, you're running, Like,
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: isn't this for like extreme muscle blo oh.
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah. When I was big into running last year and
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: I I would take a tiny little bit of pre
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: workout just for like the caffeine. Just a bump, just
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: just a key bump up. It just put a tiny
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: little bit in just blood flowing. But now it's like
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: I can't work out without pre workout. Really, the chemical dependency, Yeah,
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: it becomes a very uh like it just like isn't
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: the same. I don't have the motivation without it anymore.
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: You should just dose steroids.
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: No, why I don't want my heart to explore. It's
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: not going to fucking explode, dud, dude, it causes so
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: many heart pro Take a fucking topical cream for one cycle.
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: No way, Why I don't want to. I don't want
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: to get dino. I just am trying to. Uh, I'm
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: trying to.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: I saw how much your friends could compare pressure you
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: in high school into smoking weed and skateboarding.
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: And why don't hamoking weed when I was in like
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: ninth grade?
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, why don't I have the same, Like, how can
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: I fucking Oh, it's just your way to get into
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: a friend grip.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: It was like I was hanging a bunch kids who
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: I don't even hang out with anymore. Look, kids who
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: I haven't talked to in like two years.
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: You're all probably dead or in jail now.
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, probably after a fucking high school's career of fucking
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: smoking herb Some kid in my town killed someone like
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: two days ago. That's all over the news. Let's fucking go.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: It's actually a really fucking crazy story. Talk to me,
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: talk to me nice. I need to hear talk about it.
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's not like a funny story. It's actually
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: super fucked up. Is it too soon?
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: Do you think that we should put a pin in it?
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: Because time plus tragedy equals comedy. If we wait long enough,
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: it will be funny. Two days is probably a hot button.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: Give me a couple of the details. I'll let you
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: know if we should talk about it or not.
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: What was the method of first saw the person to
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: kill with his dad, And second of all, it was okay, yeah,
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: all right, that could go either way.
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: He drowned his dad in the local town pond.
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, sounded pretty bad. Yeah. He said that there
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: was a demon in his dad and he was trying
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: to baptize him. Oh yeah, Oh that's not that bad.
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: It's like it's a lot more dark than that. Like
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: the dad was like an alcohol look and he was
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: like beating the kid and shit, and it was like
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: the kid just like snapped and had like a psychotic breakdown.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Fuck, people are killed. People kill people. It's crazy that
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: high school people who were in high school. There was
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: a when I was on this bachelor party the other weekend,
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: the uh one of my buddies, actually my buddy who
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: was on the bachelor party. Him and his older brother
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: both said very warm things about this podcast. They said
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: that they loved this podcast, but they were thinking of
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: the story that I told about the kid from my
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: class who like, uh, cut someone's throat, the fucking EMT kid.
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, throat. And the kid reminded me.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: He was like, dude, there's there were two kids in
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: my high school class that killed people, and one of
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: them fucking yeah.
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: I didn't know this kid.
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: He just moved to my town like two years ago,
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: so I didn't really know him.
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: So you're not taking responsibility.
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: No, not at all. I never even I don't even
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: know what he looks like. But I just know it
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: was a super fucked up story.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that shit's whack. Killing your dad is whack, large
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: drugs all. So I also pressing your hands up against
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: your throat and fucking passing out that shit is whacked, don't.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: I don't want anyone trying that because they heard us
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: fucking talking about it and making.
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: It sound sweet.
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, don't do that.
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: Don't do that, don't claim or doing Okay, we're getting
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: a lot of blowback from fucking angies and the men
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: cheese and uh, people aren't happy with the killing with
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: the murder talk.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: Seriously, last thing I want is fucking keem Star to
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: be doing a fucking nine minute video expose roasting our
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: asses with his pointy beard.
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: Fucking my Keemstar tweet yesterday. Yeah, I was dying. What
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: was it again? I said, Uh, TMZ just rolled up
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: on me and asked and asked, quote unquote do you
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: have a rope like or asked about my quote unquote
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: romantic relationship with chem Star and I said, in which
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: I replied, it's purely it's purely sexual. And then I
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: grabbed my crosch, just gave him a firm crotch grab.
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: It's purely sexual. That's so fucke lost. I only suck
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: his dick because he called me. He said that I
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: wasn't mad enough to do it. He said I wasn't
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: king in the King of New York.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: So I suck his cock now any more questions and
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: you just grab the cob piece and fucking walk Away.
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: I'm so glad we don't live in like La or
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: some shit like that. If we lived in LA, we
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: would probably have like the Hollywood fixed guy outside of
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: barstool HQ, we would personally the two of us. No,
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: and like you ramp out here, why do you think
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: just to find Dave? Dude? He that guy just follows
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: everybody around. He follows TikTokers who have fucking twenty million followers.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: Oh dude, I've seen him go up to people who
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: have like a five hundred k damn bro.
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so he's close to he's close to hitting you up,
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: damn bro.
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: But he doesn't really don'tink they really have a lot
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: of that in New York.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah they don't. Yeah, everyone's famous. Famous people just matriculate.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: They're like fucking sharks swimming among the guppies. They're fucking
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: big fish swimming with all the tiny fish. I respect
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: the fuck out of it, I'll be honest. I have
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: a verse of the keep Star dis track written. Oh really,
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: I have a verse of it. But it's like I
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: could just throw it out, or we could we could
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: put it out and make a video out of it.
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: It's really Yeah, well wait we'll wait, hold.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: On it, hold on to it and see if he
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: has any more aggressions and just empty the clip.
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it just keepstar who we want to
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: use for? What?
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: For the distruck? What do you mean like should we
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: go with someone else? And we don't really have too
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: many too many enemies yet?
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like Dave, you mean we need you to come
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: at Dave, Josh and Brianna. No, we did get in
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: their ass a little bit last week with that.
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: It's so funny how everyone here like when like anyone
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: makes like jokes. I feel like a lot of people
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: it's like a lot of a lot of people do
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: like commentary on sports ship like that. But then like
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: when we like make jokes, everyone's like, oh, these fucking trolls.
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: Dave's like, oh little is a professional troll. It's like,
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: I don't, I don't really think I was trolling anyone.
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: I made a dumb joke.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: Or like a joke at your expense. Yeah, oh dude,
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: you're just trolling. Yeah, yeah, I gotta I got in
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: a fight with a potential advertiser in the fucking Instagram.
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: It was like good combat cup.
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're you're the good cup and I was getting
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: in his ass. There's no way if that's real though.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: The numbers he was thrown around. Yeah, he's just trying
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: to seem affluent. But he also tried to like little
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: boy me.
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: Dude, those guys from l A like Grewin seems like
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: a nice guy. He's text me, He text us all
• 57:17
  Speaker 3: the time. He's like a supporter of the podcast.
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: What do you mean all the time? Are you saying
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: more than you'd like?
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: No? I just mean like they're the exact amount that
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: you'd like a little more than you'd like. No, I
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: just mean, like those are do you reply every time?
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: I know? I now know. I've now been in contact
• 57:33
  Speaker 3: with two people from LA, like big like like like
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: management type people from LA.
• 57:38
  Speaker 4: And it's Grewin and that this new.
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: Dude who sucks. Yeah, I mean he seems like a
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: little bit of a hard ass. And both of them
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: are just like so like, hey, what's up? Hey, what's up?
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: And then all of a sudden they're just spamming you
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: links of their accomplishment. This is due. That's not how
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: article I had on Forbes. Yeah, like forbol write an
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: article about anything that's not how I just paid to play.
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: That's not how normal people have conversation. Look at this
• 58:05
  Speaker 4: article about me on Medium from twenty fifteen.
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, hey, what's up to? You're looking at if we
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: could see if we could do advertising with you. Oh yeah,
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: that's fine, you're uh, but you'll need to go through
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: our advertising You'll need to go through our sales department
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: at barstool. And then all of a sudden, he's just said, oh,
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: Fox News, CNN, Forbes.
• 58:19
  Speaker 4: I couldn't give less of a Yeah, it's.
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: Like you, what do you think. I'm just gonna sit.
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna sit right now and just start reading all
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: these articles about you.
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: WHOA, this guy's big, this guy's a big deal.
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: It's like it's definitely just like an LA thing, dude,
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: And that's everybody in LA.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: In most cities, you can tell who's important and who's
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: not important by how they carry themselves, how they dress
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: their surroundings. And everybody in LA carries themselves, dresses and
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: surrounds themself like they're fucking famous, like they're paid, like
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: they're important, and fucking barely any of them are.
• 58:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's fucking terrible.
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's also just like who doesn't ad deal
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: through fucking Instagram dms.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and this dude was like trying to cut out
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: barstool and I was like, dude, you just have to
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: go through barstool.
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: It'll be like simple.
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: He's like, dude, that's not how you do AD deal.
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: You're allowed to say.
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: You saying to me too, He was like, I can't
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: believe you guys have to go through barstool. And it's like, dude,
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: that's like our job. It's like it's just it's just
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: like our job is a fucking idiot. Yeah, this dude
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: is so fucking dumb. And he was like, oh, I
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: can't relate. It's like Spotify only takes twenty percent for me.
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, you probably also don't get an AD
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: You probably also don't get his salary from Spotify.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and no one gives a fuck about your stupid
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: shit like ours. Our podcast is brand new, dumb, We're
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: lucky to have anybody listening to it. Yeah, no one
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: gives a fuck about that dude's fucking podcast music, fake
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: Instagram that he has followers by.
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: I even want to say his name because like.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: Uh uh, I'm so purely fucking distastefully fucking engrossed in
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: hatred for this.
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: It is just so like, I don't know, it is
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: just so like obviously it's like, I mean, we're not
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: gonna I'm not gonna I'm gonna assume we're not gonna
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: get the ad deal. So I think we can talk
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: about it. But the guy was trying to give us.
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: He said, he he said to you what he said,
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: five hundred thousand dollars.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: He said one hundred eighty thousand dollars. Then he said
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: two hundred thousand dollars, and they had four hundred thousand dollars.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: Then he said six hundred thousand dollars. Then he said
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: a million dollars.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he just kept thought saying lost a million dollars.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: It's like, dude, in what world are you paying a
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: million dollars for a podcast with six episodes? And he
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: was also even like it's not like we're doing like
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: call her Daddy numbers, Like why would you ever spend
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: a million dollars on our podcast?
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 4: He is such a fucking lou buy.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: The entire podcast for fifty thousand dollars if he wanted to,
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: and like a million dollars.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 4: And He kept on being like, I'm gonna well, good luck.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go spend more money with Josh and
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: Dave on BFF.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: Anyway, we also work for that exactly. It's like, oh,
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: you're gonna spend more money on my behalf with the
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: company that I work for.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: I'm sure they'll be fucking furious. He even like met
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: He put me and Dave in a fucking Instagram message
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: all that and was like, hey, Dave, like you really
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: let your employees talk to people like this. And uh,
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh wow, Dave, didn't real you respond
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: like you said he was.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: He was like, no, he actually just called me. It's like, no,
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: he did it. You're a fucking liar.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: You have six hundred thousand Instagram followers, twenty seven thousand
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: followers on TikTok, and you have fucking forty one likes
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: on TikTok. Tell me the numbers at it. Tell me
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: that that makes sense. Make that make sense for me.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: You have no fucking following, you have no fucking anything,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: and you're trying to throw money around. Tell me how
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: the fucking world works. Suck by entire day from the
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: fucking front to the back, and take your fucking time.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: It's just that those people all just like they think,
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: like they think, like I'm not saying like, I know
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: we talked about grewing, but I really don't think Whoin's
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: that bad of a guy anymore. But they all think
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: that they deserve this like godly level of praise. Like
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: they're all like they all think that they're like no
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: offense to Dave. They all think that they are like
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: they all want to be the next day of Portnoy.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: Clearly he was like.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: Says the kid driving a Dodge Neon. When I said
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: I didn't even want his money, he was like, I
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: can only imagine you weren't.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 4: If you weren't funny, you'd be working at RB's.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: Think it's like, what do you think you'd be the
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: you could see a manager at best Buy, best case
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: scenario or something like that.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just because you don't want just because you don't
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: want his act, because it is all just because we
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: had said he has to go through the barstool fucking
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: sales team.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's so insane.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: I was like, I have a better fallback option than
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: you'd have if the world ran out of snake oil
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: to sell.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: And he was like, Okay, you're a pretty smart kid.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: He just keeps on and he also thought.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 4: You were twenty years old. Yeah, he's just trying to
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 4: like sun me. He was like, hey, listen, just for
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 4: future reference.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: I know you're pretty new to this.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's what set me off. I was just
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: fucking furious at him. The one response that I had
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: where I just opened up a little bit. I was like,
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: I can tell you want attention, but know this, you
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: couldn't pay me to take your money. It took me
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: ten seconds to realize you suck. And I am incredible,
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: and I am an incredibly good judge of character with
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: an incredible tolerance for people sucking, and you somehow superseded
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: even that. There is no amount of apps you could design,
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: connections you can make money you could have, or shitty
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: music you could put out that could change my mind
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: on that. Yeah, I was just I normally don't even
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: fucking respond to people. Yeah, but this guy got in
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: my craw in such a way that please, please just
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: don't please just don't please, just don't do that.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's just like a random la dude
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: who thinks that he that we should be like sucking
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: him off basically.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: Or like he I guess he knows Grwin.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: Also, there's just no way, like, don't say you're gonna
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: be giving us. Don't say we just lost a million dollars, Like, dude,
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: whoever you're working for, if you gave us a million dollars,
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: you would lose your.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: Job, yeah, or if it's just your money, like you're
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: a fucking idiot. He's like, go about companies worth ten
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: billion dollars just like okay, Like I don't give a
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: fuck with your company's worth. If your company's worth that much,
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: then like why wouldn't he stop dming me then?
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 4: Like that's much money? Stop dming?
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Why wouldn't he have gone to BFFs? Yeah, like
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: you will like obviously, like I mean obviously our podcast
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: is brand new like up, but like BFFs clearly does
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: more impressions and shit than we do right now, So
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: why wouldn't you just start with BFFs.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 4: Another thing he said was like I can't wait until
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 4: Josh is on air making fun of you for like
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: missing out on this deal. Yeah, like he was going
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 4: to write it into the ad read that, like Josh has.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: To make fun of it, just wash, but you played
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: good cop though you you tried to not burn the bridge.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, well, who knows. I was unsuck my
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: dick mode and you were. You were definitely playing the
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 4: good cop. I told him.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: I just said, hey, man, like, if you really want
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: to do this ad deal, just uh send it to
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: this link, send it to the Celebritisers.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: Link, and they'll fucking sort your ship out and you
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: can just leave me the fuck alone. But that's but
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: it all stems from the thing you were calling us
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: a troll him and Grewing or like grewing like described
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: him to us, him grew and described us to him
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: as trolls.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 4: He's like, Oh, don't worry about them, they're just like trolls.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not saying this shit, Like, I'm not saying
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: this ship to trol you, Like, I'm really not trying
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: to troll you. You hit me up, and I like started
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: off the conversation cordially, and then you tried to sun
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: me and lil bro me, and so I fired back
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: at you. Yeah, just because you fucking saw a fucking
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: Gary V.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: Video and I followed me yesterday and then he like,
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: hoo V No, no, that guy and then I like
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: posted a video or something and he like commented on it,
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: and then I was like, oh, he actually DM me,
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: and he was like I think he was like trying
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: to like sign our podcast or some shit. Who that guy,
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: But he like deleted the message, so I don't remember
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: what it sign our podcast, like something weird. He like
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: wanted to do something with our podcast, And I don't
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: think it was advertising. What a fucking idiot, dude, Fuck
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: that dude, Yeah, but it was.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 4: It was nice to get the juices flown.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: It reminded me of a just battle rapping days, just
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: fucking gonna mean shit to say to somebody and like
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: trying to try and.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 3: Make them feel bad.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 4: But it was early in the morning too. Yeah, I
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: was fucking up.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: My fucking building told me this morning that they were
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: gonna shut off the fucking water at eight am.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: Why.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: I guess there's like construction going on across the street.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: And I got up, tried to fucking get a workout in,
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: got sweaty as fuck, was like literally on a run,
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: sprinting back to fucking try and get in the shower
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: and time and the water just never shut off.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 4: It was just fucking oh wow, building just tricked me
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 4: and fucking dicked me. And so I was just sitting up.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 3: Just like that every morning. They honestly should.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: It would help me out because I got like I
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: was super productive this morning.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 4: I got a ton of shit done.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: I had time to fucking argue with people, just recreationally
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: shunning people.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: It was it was nice, It felt it felt like
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: a good time. Yeah, that is good. It was real
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: fucking sweet. What's up, guys, Hopefully you're still listening. If
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: you are, we decided to throw in some bonus content
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: from last Thursday's a YAK, so hopefully you enjoy it.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: Thanks Steven, How are you friends? So there's a couple
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: of ways that we could run this.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: As I retweet this bitch out, there's a couple of
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: ways that we could do this, Steve. You could come
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: in here and we could, uh, we could really see
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: if you've got what it takes to be a full
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: time in this room content guy, and we could kind
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: of judge things around. Or we could play like All
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: Star Game, All Star Game YAK and just have random
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: people from in the office kind of come in and
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: do little chemistry tests. Or we could just go son
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: of a boy dad yack, and just just run it.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: Just run it, you and I.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm down for anything.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 4: Of course you are. You fucking deferential.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 7: Bit, Why don't we Why don't we mix it up
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 7: and do some of both.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: Okay, you want to pop in here for a little bit, Steve, give.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 7: Me one minute to fix the cameras with you.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: Okay, fuck SaaS, Just get sas. Give us what what
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: you're thinking about for a second. Tell us what your
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: splits were this morning while I fucking tweet out this fuck.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: It didn't work out Today, today's leg day, which didn't
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 3: work out. I don't work out in the mornings. I
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: work out at the at the afternoon.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 4: Oh you work out in the middle of the workday.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, take some time off, clear the mind, as smart, reset,
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: keep myself fresh, get out of the phone. Comedy show
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: last night, shut up. Yeah, it was super fun. It
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 3: was fat Tuesdays at the Stand, which is the Comtown guys,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: and it was uh, it was Stove from Cometown. He
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 3: was the only one there.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 4: Nikomelin didn't show up, and then uh, and then it
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 4: was that's.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: So oh my god.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 4: I want to start talking about Cometown like their Sway house.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: That's just clas. Don't sit there, sit over there, over
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: there here. Oh fuck, I'm gonna have to turn to
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: see you. All right, that's fine. And then it was
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 3: Joe List, who was super funny. He was hilarious. He
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: killed really he did really well. Everyone was going crazy.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 4: He killed really well.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: And then Steven, good to see you, brother.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 4: It's up, buddy, dude, so good to have you in here.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 7: It's nice to be here. I so, I've been upstairs
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 7: all day doing just regular day job ship. But then
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 7: I came down and I forgot Big Kat.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: Was out today.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 7: And then obviously the AES guy's rediscovering America.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and Owen Philly. I didn't know Owen was gone. Yes,
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: Owen was supposed to be here. No, he wasn't.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 4: Oh really, he was always going to be, always going
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 4: to be They always knew it was going to be
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 4: Game three.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: It's going to be in tomorrow. Okay, I think Big
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: is Big Cat. I think Big Cat's going to be
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: in tomorrow too.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 4: No, I don't think so. I think it's just going
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 4: to be us in tank.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 7: But we're not going to either have like a team
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 7: outing tomorrow.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 4: What the fuck? A team outing. What are you doing
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 4: a rope course in.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: The middle of the day.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 7: We are we're going to the Yankees Angels game, which
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 7: is that one o'clock?
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, that sounds awesome. You're not even making any
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: content out of it.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 4: Shame that the Yankees Angels couldn't work their way around
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 4: the schedule.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean something right now, Right now, it appears
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 7: like it's going to get rained out.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: Okay, so you'll be in potentially if it gets rained out.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: Do we have your verbal A strong verbal?
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 7: It depends on a plan B. Plan B is moving
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 7: formulated right now. I get really drunk tomorrow. I usually
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 7: don't get drunk, So.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: Why what's going on personally?
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: Because there obviously has to be something going on that
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: you're trying to escape from.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 3: Mentally, it's just I mean kids.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but like if I can day drink with an excuse,
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 7: I mean, that's pretty awesome. Very very very seldomly will
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 7: get that. If I go golfing maybe a little bit.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 7: But yes, it's tomorrow, I'm getting it.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 4: Loose, yeah, ie and loose what it was? The body
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 4: cow gonna look like? How many brus are you putting down?
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: Ah? Over the whole day over the course of what
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 3: do you think you think you're gonna stop drinking at
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 3: like eight or you think you're gonna go all night?
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 7: No, probably like a ten count over several hours.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: But yes, sir, I pas No, I'm not trying to yes, sir.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Wait, so what you said so about a beer
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 4: an hour?
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: H you got off those numbers.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 7: I mean it'll it'll, We'll probably mix it up. I
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 7: think we're doing like a breakfast and makes some bloodies.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: Oh so, so you're really drinking all day, You're gonna
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 3: have way more than ten if you're starting at the
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: morning and then you're going the night. Who's gonna be there?
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: What we need to get someone who's in charge of
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: a getting you drunk and to documenting your.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we want content out of that. Who's who's your
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: who's your best who's like your uh like pen pal,
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: who's your like little class buddy? Who would be your
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: your road buddy if you're on the buddy system and
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: the group tomorrow?
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 7: I mean we got a lot of people. I mean
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 7: I'm friends with I'm friends with everybody.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: Who would be who would be he? Who can we
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 3: count on to do this? What is this the sales
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: team that's going it's the client solutions team, so part
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: of part of the sales org.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: Oh or sounds sounds like a fake. Uh, that's definitely
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: some Eccenture ship. That's definitely some fuck in the consulting ship.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: You brought over. Shout out the Big Four, Shout out
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: the Big Four.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 4: I love it, but I'm always an excentric guy.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: If I had to divvy up my my loyalties among
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: the Big four, do you even know what the Big Four?
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 3: No, not even going to be under radar for at
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: least two more years.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean if some of your buddies start
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: getting jobs. But yeah, that's yeah, I guess college.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: I was retweeting the tweet. I kind of checked you
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: guys out for a second.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to get back to your story about
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: who the whole list of comedians that we're playing.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: Now, I don't. It's actually a huge hore for me.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 7: So this is the Son of a Boy Dad cast,
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 7: But I was mentioned in the opening of Son of
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 7: a Boy Dad. It's part of the name inspo.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you take it more honorably, Yes, exactly did or
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: did you even say it on the area or it
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 3: was only a text. You only texted I think I
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: texted you guys nice dude. Yeah, because it wasn't even
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: supposed to be that much of an honor. It was.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 3: It was really just supposed to be in passing. But uh,
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: I'm glad that you're honored, and you should.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: There should be at least some level of of of
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: an honor because you brought the title in. If people
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: don't know, the title is based on Stephen Cha calling
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: himself a boy dad when everyone was trying to take
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: pride and calling themselves a girl dad.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 7: This was like minutes after Kobe had been pronounced dead. Yeah, girl,
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 7: and then I said hashtag boy dad.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: With hashtag boy dad. Hashi, No, I mean I love Kobe.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 7: He was maybe the I don't know if I cried,
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 7: but like definitely was that hit home. Like, yeah, I mean,
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 7: bron and I are similar age. You grew up with
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 7: the guy. Yeah, grew up with the guy.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: And this is also a momentous occasion, not just because
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: you're on with the cast of the podcast that you
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: essentially birthed or had some lineage connection to a little
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: correlation to, but you're also on the other side of
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: the glass. Have you ever been on the other side
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: of the glass sitting in one of these chairs, really
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: just fucking doing it.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean me and own hosted, Like, yeah, you
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: were on it, uh one of the I think it
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: was before like around Christmas, a couple of days. I
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 3: thought I would say, like, you were probably just not
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: in the office those days fast.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because you like to take your bay grind on
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 4: the road.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: I'm not like Pat, who's just fucking boondoggling with the
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: Rediscovering America. Dude, I saw him on a fucking boat.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: We're about to enter Boon Doggles season heavy.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: I was actually I really thought that we I thought
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 3: that our our break started on tomorrow. I didn't think
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 3: we had work Thursday or Friday. You thought it was
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 3: a July break pretty much. I mean we have over
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 3: a week off. Yeah, but that's not even a week off. No,
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: that we had that last year too, a week off,
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah we did.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we always have the week of fourth of July,
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 7: but four fourth July falls on a Sunday now, so
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 7: it's like kind of confusing. And then the week of
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 7: like Crisp Christmas between Christmas and years, which is always
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 7: a little bit more than a week.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: I did not know that we had the July break.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: I just have always grinded right through it. I've never
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: taken even like my foot off the gas a little bit. Yeah,
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: I ramp up in July.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: Well, that's the thing. It's like, you can't really just
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: not do anything for a week, Like, exactly, what are
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 3: you just gonna go? Oh, You're just gonna disappear from
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 3: the internet for a week.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: That's what Prime said twenty first to Prime, he said
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: he doesn't like vacations. Yeah, I don't either, exactly, just
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: fucking that's what Kevin Durant said a million dollars worth
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: of game. He said that the fifth game in a
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: seven in a seven day stretch, the second day of
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: a back to back, that's when he goes the hardest
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: because that's when he knows he has to be great.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: When everybody else has taken a rest, that's when that's
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: when we fucking ramp it up.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 3: Let's put out five pods.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 7: So does Kevin Durant not play his hardest all the time?
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 5: No?
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: I guess not. He plays That's what That's actually what
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 3: I got. Yeah, I mean, that's what Randy Moscow crued.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: For playing playing uh in easier games. Yeah, I mean
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: maybe he has to.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 4: I mean, I guess you're a little hooper. Oh, I'm
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 4: I'm a big hooper. Broo awesome hooper brother. Fucking you
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 4: kind of take it easy sometimes.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: No, I'd never take it easy, and I always dive.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: The only thing that holds me back is hamstring flexibility.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: I just can't fend over to pick up the ball.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: I played basketball, just straight up and down.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 3: Like a fucking ror pull to hamstring, No, because they're
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 3: so tight that if I tried to pull it would
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 3: just rip off the Are you.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 7: Really a dive on the floor guy? Like pickup games?
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 7: I think that's a last That might be the last
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 7: time I like actually yelled at someone to the point
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 7: of almost a fistfight.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 3: Why because they floor?
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 7: It was like a pickup game. Yeah, you used to
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 7: do the site indoor hoops dot com, which, like you
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 7: do pick up games on the city with strangers or whatever,
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 7: and it's organized to a point, but there's just you know,
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 7: games to seven by ones and this guy there's loose
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 7: ball going on in the back cord. I go to pick
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 7: up this guy's like diving at my legs. I'm like, dude,
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 7: what the fuck are you doing? Like we paid like
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 7: fifteen dollars to be here. This isn't like a fucking
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 7: Game seven of the NBA Finals.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 3: He didn't give a fuck though, Like what are you
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 3: trying to do?
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 7: You do the ridge on rondo against Jason Williams and like, come.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 3: On, maneah, just take a shit OUTO be having fun here.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: This is not like fucking But I think that pick
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: up basketball games are like behind bars the second most
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: uh injured or or a place where adult males fight.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 4: I think that like right behind bars.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: I think that twenty percent of my TikTok content is
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: fucking like Hooper's about to like fight one another and
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: just like someone get people getting hard fouls and just
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: be like.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 3: What the fuck dude, Like this isn't the fucking NBA
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 3: or are.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 7: There are a lot of videos like that. I saw
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 7: one fairly recently and I loved it. I need to
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 7: see a lot.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 3: That's all my fucking TikTok.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: That's a twenty percent of it is just them fucking people,
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: people brawling out, people fighting. That's the reason to get
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: on TikTok. The ship has me figured it out, figured
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: it out, dude. The algorithm is just it's beautiful.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 3: It's I might try and get back on TikTok and
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 3: just rest like just like make a new account so
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 3: I can just restart my algorithm.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 4: You should, dude, your algorithm can be.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 3: Right now, so bad all work out. It's all just
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 3: like it because it was like the I was like
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 3: working on the BFFs podcast for a while while, like
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 3: gathering like information about like the drama and shit. So
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 3: my podcast is just all like the sway House and
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 3: like all this ship that I don't care about.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: But it like, uh, you probably hate watch some of
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: it or like go to I'm a big hate watcher,
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: and so they hate but like a hate watch in
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: the algorithm, Like the algorithm doesn't know when a hate
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: watch is happening.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I know what I mean. I click not
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 3: interested and then they just keep on throwing it in
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 3: what I didn't even know there was not interested. Yeah,
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: if you hold it down, they're not interested. It's right
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 3: above the save button, dude, Just reset the algorithm. Go
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 3: like your user eight two three four folk whatever, yeah,
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 3: and just pop some.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 7: Roof Twitter game. Did you see that? What Big Kat's
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 7: sweet about the other day. I'm a Brad Johnson stand now.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 7: Brad Johnson was the Super Bowl winning quarterback of the
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 7: Bucks two thousand and three. He is a trick shot
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 7: guy now and he's incredible. He's but his his Twitter
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 7: handle is like Brad Joe j O H and then
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 7: like eight numbers. It's crazy. It was one hundred. It
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 7: was one hundred percent. The one he probably tried to
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 7: do a Big Brad, Big Bad Brad fourteen, which is
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 7: his TikTok name is taken and Twitter just recommended one.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 3: He was like, all right, sure, whatever the.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: Numbers that they give you. Yeah, yeah, And he's so
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: jacked to be doing trick shots to say, and is
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: so genuine. I love it. It's my favorite for yesterday. Really,
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: how old are you do you have one kid?
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 3: How old are they?
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 7: Two and a half and two months?
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: Nice?
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 4: It's are you ready for the phase where they're going
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 4: to get really into dude?
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 3: Perfect? Because it's inevitable. I mean, I'm trying to get
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 3: a basketball who my driveway, so they're going to get
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 3: really into it for a very long time. How long?
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 3: Probably not like how long were you into it? Ass?
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I went through a phase where I
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 3: would watch them like, I would watch all of their
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 3: videos just like brush them. Yeah, oh they will like
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 3: all kids do.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 7: But are they still going to.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 3: And they are? They're awesome. The thing is. The thing
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 3: is TikTok like rebirthed a lot of those accounts that
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 3: were like physical Yeah, because I guarantee they probably have
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 3: like fifteen million followers on TikTok.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: Now, why did you hedge when I said they're awesome?
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: I mean, you think it's kind of corny that they
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: do trick shots.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 7: No, I think it's cool. But I think like the
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 7: part that I like about Brad Johnson. His trick shots
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 7: aren't the sickest I've ever seen, but he's like genuine
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 7: about and I like the guy I don't necessarily.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: And you know he's good at other shit. You know
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: that he's actually accomplished.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 4: Since he hate Dude Perfect. Yeah, but I think that
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 4: they hate them. They they over leverage the hate on
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 4: Dude Perfect. I don't think Dude Perfect is as hateable.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 4: They're like corny and easy to make fun of, but
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 4: I don't think they're like hateable.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 7: I don't hate them, but I don't I wouldn't be like,
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 7: oh sick, like they're they're cool trick shots. But I
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 7: don't care about the individuals necessarily. If I did, it
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 7: would be a different story. Like do you know their names?
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 3: You do? If you watch all their No? No, I no,
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 3: I don't. I watched one of the I haven't watched
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 3: one of their videos in like six years.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 7: So it could be a bunch of ray mysterios out
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 7: there and you just, yeah, you'd still like it.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 3: Same thing with It's hard not to like watch one
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 3: of their It's hard to watch one of their videos
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 3: and be like, oh, this is so fucking stupid, like
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 3: they're cool. You know, it's like it's hard to do,
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 3: but it's hard to do. Yeah, but even if it's
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 3: take eighty, like, they're still pretty impressive.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess who is worse than or or impractical jokers?
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, practical jokers are hilarious. You don't think so.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: I think that they're the exact same category.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 3: I probably know. I probably went through the phase where
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 3: I watched both of them. I think it was around
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 3: the same age. I think I was probably in like
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 3: sixth grade.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah, like the stuff Dana and Marty were doing over Quarantine,
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 7: the like musch madness stuff. Yes, that was cool because
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 7: they showed all the misses like these guys. I don't know,
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 7: but that's just different, I think.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: I mean, some people don't want to watch fucking eighteen
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: hours of Marty.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, right, cut to the chase, right. I mean
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 3: the way I see it is, it's like it's the
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 3: same as like watching any like sports highlight video. Like
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 3: it's not like maybe it's not your thing, but like
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 3: if you watch it, you're going to be entertained. You
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 3: and no, I am like I would be on stuffs
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 3: from Oh no, no, it's before it's literally before his birth.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 3: What is it?
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 4: From Gladiator? Crow Russell Crowe.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 3: One of the more famous movie lines, the.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 4: Dude from Blood Diamond doesn't sound like Gladiator Phoenix walk
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 4: in Phoenix walking Phoenix, Phoenix.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 3: Guy, No, you're not doing the Joker. You're probably like
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 3: River Phoenix. Bro H. Well, yeah, I guess the Jokers.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 7: And her her great movie Super high Pants. Yeah, heuristic movie.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 3: He is the one where he dates the computer. Was
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 3: that like he falls in love with falls the way
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 3: does he? You would like that movie because he funcks
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: the disk drive. No, he doesn't. Fuck They very hot
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 3: there's one scene actually where they hire like a human form,
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 3: like a huge would you what's the word? It's not
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 3: like a prostitute, but it's like, well it is it is. Also,
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 3: why do you say I would like that movie? Is
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 3: that another instance of you miscalibrating what what's up to
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 3: one's alley?
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 7: No, but you're just into like kind of like it's
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 7: really I feel like based on your her interests that
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 7: that move it.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 3: On that didn't her win like Best Picture. That's what
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 3: I'm saying. It's a really good movie. Best picture win
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 3: like probably twenty years ago. Yeah, probably twenty fourteen years.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 3: Why have I never heard of this? I saw? How
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 3: have you definitely heard of it?
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 4: I've heard of the singer her, Yeah, she's dope.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 7: You've one hundred percent heard of this movie.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 3: I don't think I have. But uh, why why would
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 3: I like it?
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: Just because I like movies that are critically acclaimed because
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: of the AI SI fi fucking computers thing.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 3: You think I want to fuck a computer? No, no, no,
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 3: But I'm a futurist. Yeah, I believe in the future. Yeah,
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: but I don't want to fuck a computer. It's like
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 3: Starlett Johnson, So you might want to change your mind? Yeah, bro,
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 3: say no more. Don't you do your fucking research before
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 3: I do it? You don't want to fuck a computer?
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 3: I guess I do want it? Yeah?
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 7: What a hard drogs as describing as like, uh, he
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 7: hires like a prostitute, like a real.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 3: Person, a woman prostitute, and she just goes mute and
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 3: they have like the computer pretend to be like her. Yeah,
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 3: so she's like the computers talking. Now he's fucking the girl. Yeah.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 3: Didn't they also do that in? Uh?
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 4: Was what was another movie that they did that in? Uh?
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 7: Fucking I don't think that's on like a very safe website.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 3: I would assume no, no, no, no, no, no, no no
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 3: no it was ah fuck? What was it? It was
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 3: like a.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: Blade Runner, Blade Runner, blade Runner, his wife'sycle computer or
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: some shit like that, or like he comes home and
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: he's like it's just like that, he's in love with
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: his apartment.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 7: Blade Runner twenty Jeff's Jeff Delo's best reviewed movies ever.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't fucking believe that.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, is whatever?
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 4: Is it weird that we just take Jeff Looe's word
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 4: for it on all these movies?
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah? But I think the fact that there's three makes
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 3: it more agreeable, but also at the same time, it's
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 3: like they all have like like ken Jack and Jeff
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 3: Deela are like the same person, Like obviously they're going
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 3: to give the exact same ratings for every movie. They're
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 3: the same person, do you think.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 7: I think they're very different people.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 3: But in a way in a movie way, Like they
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 3: definitely like the same kind of movies. They're like the
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 3: same species. Yeah, species species. I think I don't, But
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 3: to be honest, I don't think I've ever seen one
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 3: of their reviews and been like completely disagreed with it,
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 3: Like usually it's pretty on par with what I think.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 7: Ken Jack's more of like an anime guy, and then
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 7: Jeff lo like, well, I guess like one of his
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 7: best reviewed movies is Toy Story, which is an anime,
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 7: but it's like, you know, he's open minded anime adjacent.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 3: I think they probably they love Marvel like Fantasy Ship
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 3: bro the you know what I mean, Like they what's
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 3: their highest rated movie? Blater was one of them, but
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 3: the Dark Knight Dark Knight was up there.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: What's your guys favorite movie franchise of all time? Like
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: movie that there were like three or more of or
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: like it could be the Marvel franchise is like a
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: fucking Indiana Jones type.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 7: Marvel movies really Spider Man like two thousand and then
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 7: that was it.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because it's like is Marvel.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 3: Is Marvel like Endgame? And those movies are no, I
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 3: think so those those are really really fucking good. Yeah,
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 3: well I haven't seen the Fire when I saw the
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 3: second one and the third one, and those movies are
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 3: really fucking good.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 7: According to Caleb Pressey, your movie recommendations are do.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: Do But Caleb's also weird, like he everything yes, and
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: Jeff's movie recommendations yeah, oh really yeah.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 3: And I should have known. I was like, I should
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 3: have just been, like I should have known that Caleb
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 3: wasn't gonna like that movie. Yeah, what does that say?
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 3: The Good Fellas is the top one good? I mean,
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 3: that's that makes sense? What is the second one?
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: The fact that they both have like they have two
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: of the same three like top top movies, Like how.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 7: How L twenty forty nine can't be one of the
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 7: ten best movies ever made?
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 3: It just can't.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 4: And I don't like Lord of the Rings.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: I had a hard time watching Lord of the Rings
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: but I'd rather watch that than fucking the Marvel shit.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 3: I was listening to UH. I was listening to Joe
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 3: Rogan yesterday because Quentin Tarantina was on his UH and
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 3: Tarantino was on and I wanted to hear. I listened
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 3: to the first like ten minutes and Joe Rogan just
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 3: loves bring up the thing where he's like, oh, this
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 3: could never happen in today's in today's climate, and he
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 3: was saying it about he was like, I even watched
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 3: super Bad and I was It's just like this would
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 3: never work these days. And Quentin Tarantine was like and
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 3: he was like, people wouldn't let it, And he's like,
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 3: who are these people that you're talking about that wouldn't
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 3: let this happen? And he just like completely goes off
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 3: and he's like he's you can just do well. You
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 3: can make a movie like no one's gonna stop you
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 3: from making it. Yeah, And it was like it was
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 3: just a classic Joe Rogan.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 7: Is it more like in the PC concept, like you
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 7: can't make a lot of those.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, But like I don't think super Bad has any
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 3: like really edgy like jokes. It's an R rated comedy, right,
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 3: But it's not like they're like saying like slurs and shit.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: It's not like fucking uh like Animal House where they're
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: like having sex with the girl that's like a sleep
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: or some shit like that.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 4: There's no like rape going on.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 3: No, it's about like high schoolers, and like, I think
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 3: it holds up pretty well. Like I don't think it's
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 3: like a crazy controversial movie at all. Yeah, I think
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 3: I think that's just people trying to dig at like
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 3: the oh people are too pc these days.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: But it is just an easy take because let's go, ho, brother,
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: it's not that pick I got you doggy. I think
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: it's just like a very simple take because like or
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: people have like come to that conclusion and they like
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: refuse to challenge that conclusion, Like Joe Rogan refuses to
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: challenge the conclusion that like any type of comedy couldn't work,
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: Like people make Edgie.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 3: Jokes all the time.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like listening to Son of a Boy, dass has
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: he said like fifteen things I should have got him
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: canceled already and people.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 3: Refuse to cancel him.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 4: It's like you're out here on the ledge trying to
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 4: get caning.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 3: Haven't had anything bad ever? You guys, your car, who
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 3: did Yeah, that did happen? Who did? People were? People
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 3: were very surprised by that. Yeah, that was the first episode.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 3: That's a real story, right, Yeah. I mean we were
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 3: drivers with three of my friends and we were going
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 3: to a golf ringe and my buddy is a horrible driver,
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 3: and he drove, he passed our turn we were supposed
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 3: to make. He looks behind him and then he just
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 3: rows in reverse because no one was on the street.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 3: And I saw a guy crossing the street on his
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 3: bike in the corner of my eye and he slams.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 7: On Okay, that's a little bit more accessible.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 3: And he's select ams on it, and it was like
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 3: it literally felt like we hit like just like a
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 3: brick wall, and we're all just freeze and we sit
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 3: there and we're like, I'm like, dude, you just fucking
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 3: hit a person. And we go out and the guy's
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 3: like rolling like it was so fucked but luckily, yeah,
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 3: luckily by car. Luckily he was like the nicest guy
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 3: of all time, and he'd also been hit by a
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 3: car like six times before that. Guys, like, bike, how
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 3: was this guy not walking his bike across the street.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 7: If you've been hit six dude.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 4: He was like, he was like, yeah, I know.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 3: He was like, he's like it's okay. He's like, I'm
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 3: really not mad, Like, can you guys just wait here
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 3: for like fifteen minutes in case I like my and
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 3: he's like broke my neck or something. And then he
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 3: just sat there and told us about like the ten
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 3: times that he's been hit by a car before. He's like,
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 3: this is this is one of the one of the
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 3: least bad ones. And then he got up and he
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 3: went to the gym and he drove he wrote he
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 3: was riding his bike to the gym and he just
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 3: went and he was like, hopefully I can get some
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 3: guilt something like. He's like, he's like, my wife is
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 3: definitely going to bang me tonight after this.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 1: But if it's seven times, his wife probably like, you're
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: making it up. He didn't get hit by a bike again,
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: You're fucking lying.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 3: He said, he like drove his bike off a cliff
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 3: one time on accident, Like.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 4: He's definitely doing this to get pussy. It was super
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 4: fucked up.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 7: That guy's definitely not even in a relationship, because anyone
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 7: that's in a relationship that gets injured and refuses to
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 7: seek medical tension when it's actually serious is probably farthest
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 7: away from pussy.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 3: He said that he was like, like, we gave him
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 3: all of our like my friend gave him all of
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 3: his information, like his license and his like insurance and everything.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 3: And he was like, I'll call if like if I
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 3: wake up and I can't move or anything like that.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 3: But nothing happened. He just got the wind knocked out
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 3: of him and he was fine. I mean, it was like,
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 3: if you didn't prank your friend with that, you're oh, yeah,
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 3: I thought that would have been very funny.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: Or if you didn't go to the golf range and
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: make a bunch of driving jokes.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 3: Dude, we were after the golf range. Things were tight.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 3: Things were tense.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 4: Tense.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like hard to just like get into
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 3: like just like forget that that happened.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: You couldn't just be like you couldn't just make one
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: joke like that was a terrible drive. I was like, joke,
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: that's a good joke about the situation.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 3: I was so I was like shaking. I was like
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 3: so like sha shaken up from it. And it was
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 3: like and then we just like sat there and my
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 3: buddy brought like his clubs, got a bucket of balls
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 3: for just himself, and we just sat there and watched
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 3: him hit balls.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: So you didn't even hit him. So would you recommend
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: hitting the guy? That was the guy that hit the guy? Yeah,
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: he was the loosest one, he was the latest one.
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 7: He just nails one and like that was the worst
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 7: drive of the day.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 3: See, that's a good joke, Joe. There's a lot of
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 3: jokes to be made there. I can't believe you didn't
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 3: make any of them.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 7: Damn, I made more contact on the way over here.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 3: That's a good joke.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: And it's a golf joke, like just guys like sitting
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: for like four hours trying to think up their best jokes.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: Like you have a lot of in uno that you
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: can play with on a driving range. It was a
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: prime time of joke. That's how you should have sliced
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: through that situation.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 3: And then called him be like hey.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 4: That would be funny too.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he had to tell a joke like a car accident,
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 3: and it's like the biggest feeling of just like regret instantly,
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 3: like instantly after you're like, damn if I was just
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 3: like not as dumb. I could have just avoided that
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 3: entire thing. Have you guys ever gotten in like a
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 3: dumb accident? Uh? Actually yes, and it's because of a
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 3: similar situation like yours. I was pulling into, uh the
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 3: Blockbuster video parking lot, and I made a left and
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 3: there was a p S NNG like van, like one
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 3: of those like phone vans, uh, and it went into
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 3: the lot right before me, and then it immediately started
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 3: backing up. So it hit my the front of my car. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 3: but that's just something you can't really do. That's not
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 3: your part. That's not really a dumb one my mine.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 3: More like I've hit multiple like stationary objects.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: He's talking about things that are his faults, dumb ones
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 1: that are his sharing objects.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 3: Of you hit like I hit my dad's car pulling
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 3: out of our driveway, and then I trump trying to
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 3: think I hit a I hit a like a massive
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 3: boulder like my first week I had my license.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: This past weekend, Uh, I was like on the last
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: I was on a bachelor party. The last day of
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: the bachelor party, we went ATV riding and h on
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 1: the a TV. There's like a challenge course on the
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: little ATV riding spot and on like the first like
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 1: first like jumps of the challenge course, I fucking like
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: ding the wall and they're like you've bent the like
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: actual of this fucking car, like you're you're you're gonna
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: almost five.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 3: Hundred and fifty dollars like you fucking.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: It was, and they like brought me out afterwards, like
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 1: I couldn't ride the a TV that I rented. I
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: had to just sit like a fucking little bitch, fucking
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: next to the other guy, just holding on like it
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: was a roller coaster ride.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 3: And then I got to the end and they're like, uh, do.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 1: You want to see like do you want to see
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: the or like they're like this is what's gonna cost.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: And I was like all right, can I see it?
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: And they like brought me out and showed it to
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: me and they're.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 3: Like Okay, this, this this, and like I got ready
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 3: to argue with them, but it's like, how the fuck
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 3: am I going to argue? Like what am I going
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 3: to say?
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 4: Everything looked dead straight, Nothing looked like it was broken
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 4: at all. It must have been a fucking paper mache.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 3: At that's dumb because it's like, how like I guess
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 3: if it's a car, but it's like ATV's it's like
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 3: I feel like it's bound to like someone's gonna break something.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 4: And then they told me like the.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 1: Ship it was, it was it was a challenge course.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: So I was like, Okay, I'm gonna fucking give it.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 4: A little bit of like maybe they shouldn't let people
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 4: on the challenge courses.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 7: This is I've been a TV, right, this is the
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 7: test to rent it like no learning.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: It was like a challenge like it was supposed to
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 1: be challenging. There's like banks and like little fucking like
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: jumps and ship like that.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 7: So I've been on an ATV twice. One was like
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 7: a very easy course that was like very fun, and
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 7: the other one was a very challenging course. And I
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 7: almost actually went over a cliff on an ATV. I
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 7: got saved by a bush.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 4: That would be hilarious.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 3: That would have been a tough death.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 4: Oh you got saved by a bush? Or was that treacherous?
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 7: I probably wouldn't have died, but I definitely would have
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 7: like went down with the ATV.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 1: Probably liked you would have died. Those things flip over
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 1: and paralyzed people all the time.
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, shout out that bush. Yeah, shout that bush, big bush.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 1: They were even they were filming. They were like it
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: was a brand new course that they had built. So
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: they were like filming the the like video that they
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 1: were going to put on their website, and they just
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 1: have me fucking dinging the ship. The tires like bent in.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 1: I can't like I like try to drive it, like
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 1: the ship won't drive it all. I'd like waddle over
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 1: like a little bit into my And it's all on video.
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 1: Like you guys have to at least if you're not
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 1: gonna put it in the video, send me the video
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 1: so I can make little content out of it.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 7: Was uh, I got to ask because you were at
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 7: a Bachelor part that he was on. Was John Mayer
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 7: on your betchelor party?
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: No, no, it's the other way. It's not even I
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 1: don't I don't even have like a direct. I don't like,
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 1: I don't like talk to him. I talked to him
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: and like through like the group chat you're on like
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 1: a group text John. Yeah, you're friends with John Mayer?
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, or like.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 4: Very tangentially second connection second hand. Yeah, that's cool, one
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 4: degree of friendship from him.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 3: You get him on the act. All right, all right,
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 3: I'll do it. You get him, son of a boy, dad.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 4: I mean, if it all goes well, I will.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 7: All right, how's it going so far?
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 3: You guys? Why what what metrics? What metrics should we
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 3: go be? You know? The number? Are we having fun?
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 4: By the charts? By the fucking download?
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 7: I asked, I see you guys recording in here sometimes,
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 7: which is way better?
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 4: We we we kind of figured it out.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 7: You guys just an unused room, right, yeah, no, totally.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 7: You guys did the classic put out three episodes in
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 7: the first day strategy exact classic. Who else has ever
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 7: done that?
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 3: I'm saying he said that, or no, said that we
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 3: shouldn't know. It was Will Compton's that we shouldn't do that.
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 3: Bro chop check the fucking charts. Bro. He didn't. Yeah,
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 3: he didn't want us to do that because he was
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 3: fucking scared. Yeah, scared that we were coming fucking busting
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 3: the boys' ass. But we wanted to flood the market
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 3: right away. We wanted to give people a taste of
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 3: what it was going to be like. Now mad because
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 3: we're only doing one a week and everyone's like.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 4: More and more and more, So should we give him more, Steve,
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 4: because it didn't anything. We really just pomp them out.
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 4: They've got like four bro. They it's like fucking nothing.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah it is. It is a very birdman like it's
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 7: one shot, yes exactly, there's no breaks. That's fine, you guys.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 3: An editor like, no, we don't take out anything. We
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 3: just fucking let it fly. Just raw, raw ship bro,
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 3: which I feel like that's not that weird. I feel
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 3: like a lot of podcasts at Barstool cut up their
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah there's a mix, but I think that that's put on.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 3: Like most podcasts that I that I've listened to before
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 3: I started working at Barstool, all of them are just raw.
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 7: Well like talk strategy with this, like pardon my take.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 7: Like they tape interviews if.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 3: It's an interview, I get it because it's like they'll
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 3: do a segment before and then they'll haven't it like that.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 7: Also tape that a decent amount, like during the daytime,
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 7: and then some of it's reacting to sports after, so
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 7: we'll do that later. You know some other people on
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 7: the show, you know, edit like pretty seriously.
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 3: So yeah, yeah, call him out, Brandon Walker. I thought
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 3: it was wow. I'm just kiddingikes, No, you're not, dude, No,
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 3: you are not kidding. Allow me to be Frank. I've
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 3: heard is very edited. He is, he's a situated Allow
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 3: me to be Frank, a barstool podcaster.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 7: Now it is like tangentially on our network.
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 4: I think I already said tangentially on this show.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 5: You.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I just said it, so I don't think that
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 1: that would be in your head unless I said it.
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 4: So maybe some credit to my repertoireed.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 7: I got a five ten verbal in my SATs English.
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 7: Not to brag.
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 4: Five ten is not good, five tens failing, it's bad.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 7: I got there, s Mark, I got the exact same
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 7: score twice on the SATs both sections.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 3: You tried to run it back. I got a five
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 3: to ten too.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 4: You guys are both smart. That's inexcusable.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 3: No, that's not smart. Five ten is like I'm saying
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 3: you're smarter than that. That that's just not excusable. The
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 3: first no, no, the first time I ever took it,
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 3: I got like a four hundred on math, and then
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 3: I had to go to get like tired. Then I
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 3: had to start doing tutors and ship and then I
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 3: got it up a lot. But it was bad.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 7: You should have told me you were in the college for
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 7: just one semester.
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't need this shit.
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 4: I just barely need to get by. I'm going to
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 4: actually be in content.
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 3: So u KB and Nick definitely both got like fucking
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 3: eight hundreds. Yeah they did brain roasted.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 1: But I want to talk about I want to talk
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 1: about you giving us good strategy for Son of a
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 1: Boy Dad.
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 3: I also want I want numbers.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 1: But before that, Sas, we haven't talked about your your
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 1: rubic scube yet.
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, what the fuck? Yeah? Yeah, I've been able
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 3: to sell the rub scume for like five years, probably
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 3: actually probably more than that.
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 1: So like when you were taking the SATs in math,
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 1: you had like extreme pattern recognition sorted in your brain,
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 1: but you just couldn't fill in the right bubbles for like.
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 4: Fucking basic multiple king exactly.
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 1: That's what I mean about, like you're a smart person
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 1: like that is that is like mathematics.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 3: No, it's just meta memorizing an algorithm.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah, rub can be out of any position. I think
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 7: like sixty four or sixty eight moves something in that
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 7: in that neighborhood.
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean there's different algorithms right now, I'm trying
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 3: to learn F two l which is like it makes
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 3: the first makes the first This is math.
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 4: Shit, what are you talking?
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 3: It makes the first two layers go way faster, and
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 3: then if I get that, if I figure out how
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 3: to do that, I'll be able to get it in
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 3: like thirty seconds.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 7: Probably, what do you think about, Like the guy that
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 7: like juggles three Rubik's cubes and like solves them while
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 7: he's juggling. Yeah, trying to get to that house. Probably
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 7: just a freak of nature.
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 3: You're a freak of nature. No, you can do a
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 3: Rubic scube. I can.
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 4: Who else can?
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 3: In here? And probably probably someone else not in this room,
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 3: but probably someone in the office can do it. Who's
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 3: one in the office. Yeah, I mean I think there's
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 3: a pretty rare and pretty impressive thing. When I saw it,
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 3: I was like, Wow, this is fucking this is next level.
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 3: Like even the fact that you know that there's sixty
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 3: eight to whatever seventy four moves that it takes to
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 3: do a Rubics cube and I didn't know it or
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 3: haven't done it, Like it's hard. It takes.
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 7: Like I tried during my high school job, I brought
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 7: Rubics cube to entertainment because smartphones were uh not really
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 7: the thing at the time, so uh, yikes.
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 3: I think without the algorithm, like the first person ever
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 3: solved it took them like a month.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 4: The first person to ever do a Rubik's cube, but
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 4: the first person who wrote the algorithm.
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 3: Probably whoever, I mean, whoever wrote the okay like it's
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 3: I would see it being nearly impossible to do if
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 3: you don't know the algorithm.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I've gotten two sides.
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you get two sides, it's usually luck Yeah, definitely. Yeah.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 4: Why did you learn how to do that?
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I just wanted to. Actually, I think
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 3: I think I learned it because I was going through
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 3: a big logic phase. The rapper, Yeah, I would have
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 3: just thought you were trying to get babes was like, yeah,
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 3: I know, it was before that. It was before that.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 3: It was the one where he has the spaceman uh
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 3: like artwork on the album. Really yeah, and he did,
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 3: he did an interview and he did it. He did
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 3: it with his eyes closed. Shut up. I think I
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 3: an X of mine like wrote or like sang like
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 3: eight songs on that album or sang on So it
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 3: was a good album. I don't. I don't listen to
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 3: Logic at all anymore.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 7: Is that the suicide hotline?
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah? That was the downfall of his I mean that
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 3: was just embarrassing. That album.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 1: Well, he retired from rap like last summer or something
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 1: like that. He was like tearfully, He's like I'm gonna
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 1: miss like Charlie, like Jojo, and like I just want.
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 3: To be with my Doug.
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 1: And then like a month later he was like liver,
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 1: he just jumped right back into it like nothing had happened.
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 4: Like, Bro, you just retired.
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 3: You can't just retire and be back the same month
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 3: in the same fucking house. Yeah, the same studio in
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 3: your garage, making the same music. Like he's got a
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 3: cool house.
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well he'll tell you that he never leaves it.
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, God, I don't even go to the club man,
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 3: that's not for me. I'm built there. When I was
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 3: listening to Logic, though, it wasn't like he wasn't as
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 3: hated as he is now, but he was corlear to
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 3: be clear, he was as corny. Yeah, but I didn't
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 3: know that and no one did.
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 4: But he also is a technically very proficient wrapper. So
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 4: it's like it's tough.
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 7: Uh wait, I have a question about it.
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 3: He did a freestyle while solving the rubic scube. It
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 3: was sick, and I was like, I want to learn
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 3: how to solve the rub scube.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 1: Like freestyling would have been an easier threshold to get over.
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 3: I want to learn how to freestyle. No, I would
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 3: never I would never even try a freestyle. Why because
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 3: I would be so bad at it. You don't think
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 3: it's corny? No? No, I just don't. I just don't
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 3: have the skills for that. But you could solve a
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 3: rubic scube. Yeah.
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 4: I mean if he can do both, if logic can
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 4: do both, why can't you do both?
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 3: I've got my cube in my bag right now, Bro.
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 7: Do you bust it out conversationally a video show?
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 3: Now? Yeah? Do it?
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 8: No?
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 3: No, I don't get it, get it, get it? Get it?
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 5: Then?
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 4: Why would you say you have it in your bag.
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 3: I'll tell Tommy to get it. I can't do that
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 3: F two L in front of everybody. No, I can't.
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 3: I don't know how to. Are you still working on it?
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 3: Could do that? F one L? No, there's no such
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 3: thing as F one L right, right of course? Uh?
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 1: Steven tell us if should we do should we go
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 1: to two episodes a week? What are the benefits in
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 1: the drawbacks of going two episodes a week?
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 3: I see, I see two episodes a week being no
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 3: like no bad, Like I feel like that if you
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 3: do like Monday and third or like Tuesday and not Thursday,
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 3: maybe I don't want to do Friday either, actually, like
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 3: no one's going to listen on a Friday.
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 7: It depends on the demand, is there. Like there's two
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 7: ways to look at There's like the sales demand, like
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 7: are you guys getting adds yet? Or is it too much?
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 7: Like that would be a reason to go to too.
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 7: Another one would be yeah, like all the fans want it,
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 7: so do all the fans want to The drawback would
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 7: be if you go to two, then potentially the downloads
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 7: could suffer because if you have whatever it is, hour fifteen,
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 7: hour and a half for the first episode, is that
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 7: too much for peal to get through along with all
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 7: their other pods that they listen to and all the
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 7: other things that they do, that like, maybe three hours
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 7: a week is too much for them. So it's kind
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 7: of a delicately so.
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 1: Two forty five minute episodes that we record at the
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 1: exact same time split up, so it's an hour and
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 1: a half commitment.
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 7: I think you should get a pulse from the fan
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 7: base about what they really want to happen.
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 3: How do we gauge the fan base? How do we
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 3: get our finger on that pulse? I don't even know
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 3: what I want to know the numbers. I want to
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 3: know how many fans, But.
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 4: Don't tell them, don't tell I need to know. Don't
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 4: tell him. Don't even tell them what the target is.
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm off the top of my head.
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 7: I have to look it up, but well, why don't
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 7: Why don't you look it up right here, right now?
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 7: I'm not going to do that on the air.
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 3: But don't don't look it up. I'd love to know
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 3: on air.
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 7: Keeping you what do you think? What are you hoping for?
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 3: I don't I have even say, don't even say. I
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 3: I would expect like, I don't even say. I don't know,
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 3: don't even All I know is our YouTube numbers.
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 7: That's pretty that's a pretty good indicator.
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 3: That's disappointing.
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 7: Oh, it depends on like what medium you guys are
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 7: big on, So like million dollars worth of game is
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 7: bigger on YouTube, and so it's bff like bigger on YouTube.
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 3: That's that's not us. Yeah, we're not we're audio boys. Yeah.
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 3: Also I think on what's it called the podcast platform
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 3: like Apple on Spotify. Yeah, okay, well then the YouTube
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 3: numbers don't necessarily have to be indicative, but they'll be
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 3: like a sliver of kind of the bigger pie.
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 1: Do you want to tell people what the story was
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 1: from the company party now now that it's a day later,
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 1: but no.
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 4: Okay, we'll still keep that one under wraps.
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 1: Did you guys see that fucking PFT and Fidelberg have
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 1: a beach house?
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 7: Beach house PFT talked about his summer share for a bit. Yeah,
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 7: I mean good for them. I don't know where it is.
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 4: But they posted a picture of it.
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 3: Did they make a name for it? I don't know.
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 3: Do you think it look nice? Yeah?
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 7: It looks like in this house looks nice.
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 4: It looks Victorian, kind of looked a little bit old.
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 7: I feel like a lot of beach houses, like not
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 7: many of them are modern.
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I like a modern beach house. Do you think
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 1: SaaS will get the invite down.
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 7: To PFT in fights?
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah? No, have pals right, Yeah, I've hung out with
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 3: PFTN fights. Are you going to get the invite down
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 3: or what? Probably not now? Fuck? But also I'm not
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 3: really a big beach guy. Oh really, now what do
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 3: you big mountain mountain guy man?
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 7: Didn't you just get like, uh deflated lung from being
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 7: in the city of Denver.
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a mountain man. No. First of all, I didn't.
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 3: That was a false diagnosis. And second of all, yeah,
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 3: but I'm from New England, so like there's mountains there too,
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 3: like Vermont and New Hampshire and Maine. But also from
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 3: a beach town, so like I grew up on the beach.
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 3: I always didn't like going to the beach because I
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 3: don't like anything sandy and sticky from the water. The
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 3: water gets you sticky. I like the beach more now.
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 3: I used to hate it when I was younger because
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 3: my mom would bring me stay for like six hours
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 3: and it would.
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 7: Just be unbearable. It would be unbearable. I never really
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 7: got how people just sit on the beach for like
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 7: that amount.
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 3: Of I don't understand it at all. I am understood
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 3: me a lot more.
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 4: Is it just because people want to be Tannis?
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 3: Fuck? You just want more fun. It's more fun when
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 3: you're older, like when you're like like, I don't know,
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 3: I enjoy it a lot more now. Pft.
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 1: We brought you in because a we want to make
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 1: it hard on whoever's doing the camera angles. But what's
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 1: the hard to see for him to steve? You know,
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 1: it's what's the hard to see for him to sit in?
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 1: We're talking about your beach house right now?
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the beach house. Have you guys got a name
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 3: for it yet?
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 9: I just thought of one actually in the elevator on
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 9: the way over, I just texted Fights.
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 3: I was thinking that that you're coming. Let's get in here. Fights.
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 3: We're talking about your beach house. This is perfect. Grab
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 3: a seat, brother you Uh yeah, I just texted fight.
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 3: This is second ago. Just thought of it.
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 9: If England wins the Euros, we should call it the
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 9: It's coming home.
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 3: Uh yeah, it's all right like that. I mean, are
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 3: we going to see or see you? We could?
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 9: I mean that's kind of like a Worshack testody you
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 9: want to spell it that?
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 3: That tells me how horny you are. Now I guess
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 3: how did the beach house come to be?
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 1: I feel like this is a massive moment and is
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 1: going to get an invite because he's angling, but.
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 3: He's King of New York. Are you the king of
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 3: the shore? I grew up on the shore, but at
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 3: different shore. No, right, yeah, okay, but not the Jersey Shore.
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 8: That's not Actually i've actually been home to me really yeah,
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 8: this will be the Virgin Boyea.
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 3: Jersey Shore is awesome. It's fun. There's no rocks on
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 3: the beach. No, literally, there's not one rock. That's such
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 3: a Massachusetts I like beaches don't have row. The beaches
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 3: where I'm from, it's like the it's ninety percent. It's
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 3: almost all rock. Are you North Shore? No, South Shore?
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 3: Well beaches Duckxbury really like I go like Westport. Westport's
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 3: all all sand. We're dudes. I when I first went
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 3: to Jersey Shore, which was like two years ago, I
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 3: was like amazed by the by there was. Now there's
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 3: no there sand on the beach.
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 8: Someone was telling me today that like a lot of
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 8: houses in Jerwy Shore, they don't have lawns.
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 3: It's just rocks.
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to call that zero scaping. Zero. Yeah.
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 9: When there's no grass, nothing that you have to cut.
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 9: Do we have lawn or do we have rocks. I
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 9: think we have a lawn in the front yard, and
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 9: then the backyard is like ninety percent rocks. But it's
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 9: got like a little fire pit area. It's nice.
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 3: It's the chairs around the pit. I think we got some.
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 9: I actually, when I was doing the tour of the house,
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 9: I specified. I was like, because the entire backyard was
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 9: under construction at the time. I was like, Okay, we
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 9: either need like a bird bath or Adiran deck chairs.
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 9: I'll buy the I'll buy whichever one you don't provide
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 9: for me, but I need one of the two.
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 7: I've heard Adirondack chairs are very common at the du
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 7: most beach hoes. I feel, but I've also heard the
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 7: Adirondack chairs are signs of swingers.
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 4: Okay, okay, then definitely get some.
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 3: I got a call. There are a lot of things.
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 3: There's a lot everyone has Adirondck chairs.
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 8: That's like, what's the thing on the cape they put
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 8: up like that star. They're like a lot of cape
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 8: houses have like a I know about the pineapple. I
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 8: don't know about the stars. Sorry, David, I think I
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 8: think my orders call me. It's like there's like some
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 8: kind of star but that's like popular on the cape.
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 8: That's like saying that's.
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 3: It's like everyone has it. Chairs are so incredibly popular,
• 1:49:57
  Speaker 3: They're very common the shore. No, they're coming, Like I'm
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 3: pretty sure every grand in America's.
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 1: I've heard the ancle bracelets are. I've heard Nike that
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 1: the Air two seventies are. Yeah, wait what shoes?
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 3: I've heard cracking the garage door is a sign.
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 8: Really, also leaving your keys on the left side of
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 8: you at the bar, or maybe it's the right side
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 8: of you.
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 7: I felt that like on a Criminal Minds episode Pineapple paraphernalia,
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 7: like yeah, you got it.
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 3: You got it.
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 9: I've also heard that, well, let's see, leaving the keys
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 9: to lefty, that's something that could happen all the time.
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like by ACKs. Yeah, it's like yours out on
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 3: the bar, Like you sit down at the bar, you
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 3: put the ship on the bars out of your pockets.
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 3: Do you never went to a bar? You've never you
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 3: never sat at a bar? Or you to take out
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 3: of my pocket into your fucking like real bad? Oh,
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 3: you got those skinny chicken legs. You don't know that
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 3: about that.
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 7: I don't carry the keys on me, So it's skar key.
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, or do you have one of those sweet keys
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 3: that's just remote. Yeah, it's like a keep head, so
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 3: you don't even So, how do you do cocaine.
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 1: Charge of glass? I guess you could use your glasses.
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 1: You always have glasses. You could do a little dip,
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 1: a little dip at the end of the glasses.
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 3: Last Thursday at the holiday party, when people said I
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 3: was like very hot.
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 4: Oh without the glasses. Yeah, but you did cocaine before that.
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 7: I've never done cocaine.
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 3: Have you ever seen cocaine?
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 7: I've been offered and that's the coolest feeling, followed by
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 7: the worst feeling of being like, I don't do drugs.
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 9: Well, I mean it is honestly, like the best part
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 9: about doing cocaine is being offered cocaine in the first place.
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 3: Oh cool, Yeah, that's really the highest.
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 4: Right before doing it is like it it falls off
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 4: very quickly.
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 7: Being offered cocaine is validation that someone thinks you're cool.
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah. To me the other day at a bar, I
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 3: was in the bathroom and he was like, Yo, what's
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 3: up your little SaaS right? And I was like, yeah,
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 3: it's like you got any blow It's like, that's such
• 1:51:51
  Speaker 3: a crazy thing to ask someone who you met three
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 3: seconds ago. Yeah, is sas And then I was like no,
• 1:51:56
  Speaker 3: And I was like what you And he was like,
• 1:51:58
  Speaker 3: what are you doing here? I was like, I was
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 3: just I'm just here with some friends. I was like,
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 3: how about you? And it's like just doing blow? So
• 1:52:03
  Speaker 3: he had he had. Yeah, he's just collecting it off. Yeah,
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 3: collecting it from as many people as possible. You're trying
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 3: to get all the cocaine wherever he is oll.
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you do give off like I mean this in
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 9: the most respectful way possible. By the way, it's like,
• 1:52:16
  Speaker 9: you know, cocaine chic vibes like Kate Maust did back.
• 1:52:18
  Speaker 3: In the day.
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're skinny as fuck, Like you have no muscle mass.
• 1:52:21
  Speaker 1: I'm fucking jacked. Do you have like all of your
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 1: clothes or baggy on you?
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 3: This sweatshirt is particularly baggy, and I only put it
• 1:52:27
  Speaker 3: on because I cold the coke.
• 1:52:28
  Speaker 7: So you're obviously with your Jim routine and eating habits,
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 7: trying to get buffle and whatever. You're trying to be
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 7: in an ideal physique. Yeah, including your Instagram feed and whatever.
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 5: If you or like your well, your explore page was
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 5: all like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, if you could guarantee
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 5: that you would have your ideal physique, would you butt
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 5: chug a protein shake?
• 1:52:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely, Yeah. I mean that's such an easy solution. Yeah.
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 3: I feel like I've been trying to get jacked for
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 3: like three years. If I could have just butt chugged
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 3: a protein check, I would have hame ODT a while ago.
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 8: When we talking about this on the show the other day,
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 8: what happens like with butt chucking.
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 3: That's what we were talking about. It just sits in
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 3: your in your sits in your hole. Did a full beer.
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 1: That's why I think beer is different than alcohol, because
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 1: I think alcohol can like steep it like a tampon
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 1: of alcohol can absorb into your bloodstream or something like that.
• 1:53:18
  Speaker 3: It can make borable for like your organs.
• 1:53:20
  Speaker 8: It's we were talk about the show obviously inspired by
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 8: you guys and our one of our producers. She said
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 8: that she's done a shot before. She's never done a beer,
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 8: but she's done a shot.
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, but that she just no, we all
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 3: said that was more common, Like I think Nick said
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 3: that he'd done a woman doing it nor alcohol. Yeah,
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 3: I got you got you but then like, yeah, it
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 3: doesn't like your body doesn't absorb it. No, no, make
• 1:53:47
  Speaker 3: it diy, but she does. I mean, actually, I don't
• 1:53:49
  Speaker 3: know if it's just like a shot like I know,
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 3: I've heard of like people put like the cotton balls
• 1:53:54
  Speaker 3: or like his tampon, But I guess that just stays
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 3: in there. You probably absorb it easier than that.
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 4: I don't know. A shot must just sit in your hand.
• 1:54:02
  Speaker 9: The IV he put vodka in like an ivy bag
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 9: and then just put it into his vein. Yeah, I
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 9: mean I think it was Yeah, absolutely wrecked. Tommy leaves
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 9: with Jack calls, Yeah, used to shoot Jack Daniels. Is
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 9: it possible if you were if you were to like
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 9: pump air directly into your buttthole, like just a massive
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 9: amount of air really quickly. Is it possible to inflate
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 9: like a cartoon character.
• 1:54:25
  Speaker 3: Like yeah, I'm assuming definitely would.
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 1: I heard that if you inject even a little bit
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 1: of air into your like bloodstream, it will kill you.
• 1:54:33
  Speaker 8: No, yeah, that's not true. I've heard that. Bro, this
• 1:54:36
  Speaker 8: I can I can vouch this. I was in the
• 1:54:38
  Speaker 8: hospital last week and I got an IV and as
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 8: the one was putting in. I was just looking and
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 8: I wasn't even like. She thought I was eyeing an
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 8: air bubble and I wasn't. I was just staring at
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 8: a needle going in my arm. And she goes, now,
• 1:54:49
  Speaker 8: I'm not big enough to worry about it, and I
• 1:54:51
  Speaker 8: was like, what, she's like, got it. She's like she
• 1:54:53
  Speaker 8: made like a hand figures like the bubble's gotta be
• 1:54:55
  Speaker 8: about this big?
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 3: What what that just saying nothing and say that I
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 3: won't even noticed.
• 1:55:03
  Speaker 8: She thought I was like staring at that and like
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 8: getting nervous. I was just looking at my arm.
• 1:55:07
  Speaker 9: It doesn't seem like the most like perfect measurement staring
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 9: and be like, no, that's what I think.
• 1:55:11
  Speaker 4: That's way.
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like you should probably.
• 1:55:16
  Speaker 8: Maybe maybe it didn't get in me, maybe it just
• 1:55:18
  Speaker 8: popped before got in me, something like that.
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 3: But she was like, that's just don't worry, that'll be fine.
• 1:55:21
  Speaker 3: You're a sick fuck for watching though. Yeah I wasn't.
• 1:55:24
  Speaker 3: I did not watch watched the needle going. I love
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 3: watching the needle. Why I never even had I never
• 1:55:31
  Speaker 3: had an IV. No, I don't think so. You've never
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 3: taken out given a blood sample, taking blood, Well, I've taken.
• 1:55:36
  Speaker 3: I've done I've gotten blood taken. Are you watched it
• 1:55:38
  Speaker 3: go in? No? I was doing that with like the vaccine.
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, give me the fucking ship the
• 1:55:43
  Speaker 3: vaccinees though I don't find the vaccine. I don't wind
• 1:55:45
  Speaker 3: up here, but if it's in a vein, if I
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 3: could like see the fucking No.
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 4: No, I was.
• 1:55:50
  Speaker 9: Actually I was pissed off that the vaccine didn't hurt
• 1:55:52
  Speaker 9: that match. I wanted to feel something. You know, have
• 1:55:55
  Speaker 9: you got like the HPV shots? Yes, those ones hurt really,
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 9: those ones a different needle.
• 1:56:02
  Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever gotten it. And when I
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 3: got I got the flu shot, and I think I
• 1:56:05
  Speaker 3: had to get it. I think I had to get
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 3: it to go to college. It was like one of
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 3: the required ones. And I remember I was getting the
• 1:56:10
  Speaker 3: flu shot and that one at the same time. And
• 1:56:13
  Speaker 3: she like gives me the flu shot and she's like,
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 3: that was the flu shot. This is the HPV or no,
• 1:56:18
  Speaker 3: she gives me the flu shot. She's like that was
• 1:56:20
  Speaker 3: the HPV one, and I was like okay, and then
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 3: she pulls out this like massive blue syringe and she's
• 1:56:25
  Speaker 3: like this is the flu shot. I'm like, no, it's
• 1:56:27
  Speaker 3: not like I've gotten the flu shot before. That's not
• 1:56:30
  Speaker 3: what it looks like. And then it fucking killed and
• 1:56:33
  Speaker 3: hert going in or hurt like after it hurt going
• 1:56:35
  Speaker 3: in and it killed like for like a week after. Yeah,
• 1:56:39
  Speaker 3: I definitely it was definitely the most painful shot I've gotten.
• 1:56:41
  Speaker 3: I got the HPV at the end of college and
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 3: that I had the same feeling.
• 1:56:44
  Speaker 4: I was like, is it is it too late? Yeah,
• 1:56:47
  Speaker 4: like it might be this might be too late.
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 8: I think I hadn't been back to a doctor in
• 1:56:52
  Speaker 8: like this hospital Visit was probably like probably ten years before.
• 1:56:55
  Speaker 3: That's the last time I saw her.
• 1:56:56
  Speaker 8: You say, why you went to the hospital? It was
• 1:56:57
  Speaker 8: everything we still know. I'm still like seeing doc. I've
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 8: seen like seven doctors now. So were you just you
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 8: were just sick?
• 1:57:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:57:03
  Speaker 8: They were just like I guess that's pretty common, but like, yeah,
• 1:57:06
  Speaker 8: we don't know what it was, but the medicine seems
• 1:57:07
  Speaker 8: to fix it.
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 3: So I just looked like a Pelican. I had like
• 1:57:10
  Speaker 3: this huge I have I had like a I've had
• 1:57:14
  Speaker 3: like a sore throaw for the last couple days and now
• 1:57:15
  Speaker 3: I was like, I'm gonna be so pissed if I
• 1:57:17
  Speaker 3: got whatever you have, but you're a hypochondria and I
• 1:57:20
  Speaker 3: wake up. Wait next day he had the actual symptoms
• 1:57:23
  Speaker 3: of it though, he was I had I had swollen
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 3: uh whatever, lymph nodes nodes. Yeah, the nodes get you.
• 1:57:30
  Speaker 4: And is that what it was? Node swollen notes?
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 3: Dude? They it was. They don't they they have no idea.
• 1:57:35
  Speaker 8: They and like I've gone out before where they don't
• 1:57:37
  Speaker 8: know what it was and it's like that's fine whatever,
• 1:57:38
  Speaker 8: I don't care. But this was like They're like I
• 1:57:41
  Speaker 8: had fourteen hours straight of test done and I was
• 1:57:44
  Speaker 8: like just trying to use myself. I don't have cancer
• 1:57:45
  Speaker 8: because I did so much. And I was like, oh boy,
• 1:57:47
  Speaker 8: it's his throat cancer.
• 1:57:48
  Speaker 3: Like it's God.
• 1:57:48
  Speaker 8: Because they weren't like just go home. They're like, no, hospital,
• 1:57:52
  Speaker 8: you gotta we gotta feed, like there's something wrong with you.
• 1:57:54
  Speaker 8: I was doing MRI, I see te scans all that shit,
• 1:57:56
  Speaker 8: and they were just like at the end of the night,
• 1:57:58
  Speaker 8: they were just like, yeah, I guess just go home.
• 1:58:00
  Speaker 3: And then I go.
• 1:58:01
  Speaker 8: When I saw the specialist the next day, I told
• 1:58:03
  Speaker 8: the guy I was like, yeah, I chewed it back
• 1:58:04
  Speaker 8: go a lot, and he's like how much I was
• 1:58:06
  Speaker 8: like I do about a candidate, and I've done that
• 1:58:08
  Speaker 8: for like twelve to fifteen years.
• 1:58:09
  Speaker 3: And he was like, whoa, that's a lot.
• 1:58:11
  Speaker 8: And then he's like checked me out for everything, and
• 1:58:14
  Speaker 8: he goes like he was calling me a bit. He's like,
• 1:58:16
  Speaker 8: he goes, if you're being honest about how much you dip,
• 1:58:18
  Speaker 8: you show no signs of it. I was like, dude,
• 1:58:20
  Speaker 8: I'm not lying about how many cars, Like, I'm not
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 8: trying to You're not.
• 1:58:24
  Speaker 9: Actually, it's usually the exact opposite, right, Like they tell
• 1:58:28
  Speaker 9: doctors that whenever a patient tells you how much they drink,
• 1:58:31
  Speaker 9: you should multiply it by three exactly everybody.
• 1:58:33
  Speaker 3: Lies to you about it. Do they tell doctors that, yeah,
• 1:58:36
  Speaker 3: that's pretty much.
• 1:58:36
  Speaker 9: Actually, when I heard that, I was like, that's exactly correct.
• 1:58:39
  Speaker 9: That's that's the perfect ratio for how much I lie.
• 1:58:42
  Speaker 3: I mean, have you ever gone to like a dentist
• 1:58:44
  Speaker 3: and they said have They said same? I told them
• 1:58:46
  Speaker 3: I've heard kay, I've heard stories of like kids I
• 1:58:48
  Speaker 3: went to high school with who only dipped for like
• 1:58:49
  Speaker 3: a couple of months, and they and the dentist would
• 1:58:51
  Speaker 3: be like, are you dipping? Like we can tell dude,
• 1:58:53
  Speaker 3: my dentist.
• 1:58:54
  Speaker 8: He's like, he goes, well, we'receiving guns run in your family.
• 1:58:57
  Speaker 8: But like he's like, yeah, you're pretty good man. All right,
• 1:59:00
  Speaker 8: are you comparing with my dad because he also dips.
• 1:59:05
  Speaker 3: But you might be bionic though, Like the ship just
• 1:59:08
  Speaker 3: might not affect you.
• 1:59:08
  Speaker 8: Kevin was saying that. Kevin's like, that's exact what's gonna happen.
• 1:59:10
  Speaker 8: You're gonnave to one hundred and fifty because you're.
• 1:59:12
  Speaker 3: Just throwing everything out your body and just see what happens.
• 1:59:16
  Speaker 9: Maybe you've done it so long it's like your mouth
• 1:59:18
  Speaker 9: has callouses on it that become used to it. Like
• 1:59:21
  Speaker 9: if you dip a little bit, you're in vast danger
• 1:59:24
  Speaker 9: of getting cancer. If you dip a whole lot, it's
• 1:59:26
  Speaker 9: like your body accumulates all the all the antibodies to it.
• 1:59:30
  Speaker 8: I think your gums are kind of liversque in the
• 1:59:33
  Speaker 8: sense that they regenerate at least. That's what someone told
• 1:59:35
  Speaker 8: in high school when you were talking about you in a baco,
• 1:59:37
  Speaker 8: and I've just took it as gospel since.
• 1:59:39
  Speaker 3: So like that's why I just drink a chew tobaco.
• 1:59:41
  Speaker 3: Because there are two things that fix themselves tail.
• 1:59:44
  Speaker 1: Honestly, because I've heard of people who have like cut
• 1:59:47
  Speaker 1: fucking cancer out of their mouth with like nail clippers,
• 1:59:50
  Speaker 1: like little cancer will like these fucking hard ass football
• 1:59:54
  Speaker 1: players that have Like I, that alone terrified me enough,
• 1:59:58
  Speaker 1: Like there aren't a lot of horror stories with like
• 2:00:00
  Speaker 1: drugs or.
• 2:00:00
  Speaker 3: Things you can put in your body that actually spooked me.
• 2:00:02
  Speaker 3: But that's hound terrifying, dude, that is fuck.
• 2:00:05
  Speaker 8: I played baseball and I was in college by freshman
• 2:00:08
  Speaker 8: year with this kid who had braces.
• 2:00:09
  Speaker 3: Still tough scene, but he would before he put a
• 2:00:12
  Speaker 3: dip in, he.
• 2:00:13
  Speaker 8: Would go like this on his braces in order to
• 2:00:15
  Speaker 8: cut his mouth up more so when he put a
• 2:00:17
  Speaker 8: dip in, he buzz harder.
• 2:00:18
  Speaker 3: One of the more bad person I did. I dipped
• 2:00:22
  Speaker 3: when I was in like ninth grade, like for like
• 2:00:24
  Speaker 3: a week, and I tried doing like long cut and
• 2:00:27
  Speaker 3: I had braces, and it was, oh my god, it
• 2:00:30
  Speaker 3: was a shit show. Try to It was just all
• 2:00:33
  Speaker 3: over my mouth and I just couldn't get it out
• 2:00:36
  Speaker 3: and I didn't like swallow for like two hours streaks.
• 2:00:38
  Speaker 4: I was just trying to get it all out.
• 2:00:40
  Speaker 3: But I am a hypochondriact, like I said, so I'm
• 2:00:42
  Speaker 3: just like if I got like one little flake in may,
• 2:00:44
  Speaker 3: I'd be like, I'm gonna start throwing up. That's why
• 2:00:47
  Speaker 3: I did That was the last time I ever did it.
• 2:00:50
  Speaker 8: Because I had braces when I dipped in high school
• 2:00:52
  Speaker 8: and we would get tea bags and we'd dump all
• 2:00:54
  Speaker 8: the tea bags and then we would put chewing tobacco
• 2:00:57
  Speaker 8: in it and we'd wrap it up and put that
• 2:00:59
  Speaker 8: pouch in my mouth soouldn't get caught on my braces.
• 2:01:01
  Speaker 3: It was pre pouches. Yeah, you invented pouches what I
• 2:01:04
  Speaker 3: pretended Saturdays for the boys and track record.
• 2:01:10
  Speaker 8: Like, everyone was like, why is there all the t
• 2:01:11
  Speaker 8: gone in like a high school cafeteria. Yeah, because we'd
• 2:01:14
  Speaker 8: steal it all and use it in like our locker room.
• 2:01:17
  Speaker 3: Have you ever dipped? I have not. You should dip
• 2:01:20
  Speaker 3: live the Joe Rogan dipping live and they're and you're
• 2:01:24
  Speaker 3: talking and he's like he's like yes. He's like I
• 2:01:27
  Speaker 3: swallowed it, like the whole thing, and he's like you
• 2:01:29
  Speaker 3: swallowed it. He's like yeah, and he just like it
• 2:01:31
  Speaker 3: doesn't affect him at all, swallows the entire thing. That's
• 2:01:33
  Speaker 3: what Edelman was telling us when were visiting them one time.
• 2:01:35
  Speaker 9: He's like, yeah, sometimes we just gut it.
• 2:01:39
  Speaker 3: Is that is that actual term?
• 2:01:40
  Speaker 8: But people, yeah, gutting it. Yeah, dude, I used to
• 2:01:44
  Speaker 8: gut it. And then when we why he I don't know.
• 2:01:47
  Speaker 8: We were driving and ship like that. But he also
• 2:01:49
  Speaker 8: when we would ski, he'd like, and I'm talking when
• 2:01:51
  Speaker 8: I'm real young, I thought he would spit and I
• 2:01:53
  Speaker 8: would always see the brown in the snow, and I
• 2:01:55
  Speaker 8: just thought that's what happened, Like when you became a man,
• 2:01:57
  Speaker 8: you just spit round.
• 2:02:00
  Speaker 1: You like shit doesn't come out of your ass anymore.
• 2:02:02
  Speaker 1: You just leave your body to spin, just a little
• 2:02:05
  Speaker 1: bit of spit.
• 2:02:06
  Speaker 8: But the doctor by like after telling me that, he's like,
• 2:02:08
  Speaker 8: you look like you're fine, he just he then looks
• 2:02:10
  Speaker 8: me dead in the eyes. He goes, it's gonna kill
• 2:02:12
  Speaker 8: you though he got all right, yeah, no, I know
• 2:02:15
  Speaker 8: he was just dead here. He wasn't fucking around.
• 2:02:17
  Speaker 3: It will kill you though, you yourself.
• 2:02:19
  Speaker 8: Fuck never like never in earnest effort. I've stopped for
• 2:02:23
  Speaker 8: like a couple of weeks before and like that. But
• 2:02:25
  Speaker 8: I always like being like, I'll dip in at some point. Yeah,
• 2:02:27
  Speaker 8: I did a lot less now than I used to.
• 2:02:29
  Speaker 8: But it's still a lot more than.
• 2:02:31
  Speaker 3: But you're virile, you're like a boy your boys. Still
• 2:02:33
  Speaker 3: you have energy, youthful, you're strong. Quit now, dude, tell
• 2:02:37
  Speaker 3: all that to my body.
• 2:02:39
  Speaker 1: I say, fit, you have got fifteen more years of
• 2:02:41
  Speaker 1: it and then you start quitting?
• 2:02:43
  Speaker 7: Wait, how he old are you? You're under thirty?
• 2:02:45
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 2:02:45
  Speaker 2: No?
• 2:02:45
  Speaker 3: Thirty two?
• 2:02:46
  Speaker 8: Oh okay, yeah might be. I think my dad just
• 2:02:49
  Speaker 8: quit cold Turkey when he was like fifty five. So
• 2:02:51
  Speaker 8: I'll go for that one.
• 2:02:52
  Speaker 3: Really, and he's just done now, just done. Hasn't done
• 2:02:55
  Speaker 3: it one since?
• 2:02:56
  Speaker 4: That's so fucking impressive.
• 2:02:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so you have Fuck, he's got like willpower and
• 2:02:59
  Speaker 3: shit though I don't have that.
• 2:03:00
  Speaker 4: Twenty plus years though, let's fucking go.
• 2:03:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and he's fine. You can just make yourself have
• 2:03:04
  Speaker 3: a really bad experience with it, just like put fifteen
• 2:03:07
  Speaker 3: pouches in and throw up everywhere and then you'll never
• 2:03:10
  Speaker 3: do like, thank you for smoker. You should try one
• 2:03:11
  Speaker 3: of those hypnotists, like hypnotizing things. People in high schools
• 2:03:14
  Speaker 3: just they used to try snorting it. Oh wow, that's
• 2:03:17
  Speaker 3: discuss so to have the awful experience, yeah, snorting plexiglasses.
• 2:03:21
  Speaker 4: And it was probably killing or like the old time
• 2:03:25
  Speaker 4: what was the old time?
• 2:03:27
  Speaker 3: Enough snuff? Snuff? I rip snuff Now really that's kind
• 2:03:30
  Speaker 3: of fun and fun. It's tobacco. Just snort.
• 2:03:33
  Speaker 9: Yeah, no way, it's like a brown like really fine powder,
• 2:03:36
  Speaker 9: like like powder fun.
• 2:03:38
  Speaker 4: And I do just like I do, just like snort
• 2:03:40
  Speaker 4: and stuff.
• 2:03:43
  Speaker 9: Like your nostril numb and then you get a little
• 2:03:46
  Speaker 9: rush from it, and then when you blow your nose later,
• 2:03:49
  Speaker 9: it looks like a crime scene.
• 2:03:52
  Speaker 3: It is bad. Same thing when you you snort at
• 2:03:54
  Speaker 3: all blue.
• 2:03:57
  Speaker 8: I have one buddy who like loves snuff. He brings
• 2:03:59
  Speaker 8: it everywhere and like we'll just we'll just leave it
• 2:04:01
  Speaker 8: in the middle of the like table, it out to
• 2:04:03
  Speaker 8: dinner and just like everyone kind of put it into
• 2:04:05
  Speaker 8: like and if you just do drugs, because that's what
• 2:04:08
  Speaker 8: it looks like, you just do it in the open,
• 2:04:10
  Speaker 8: No one cares.
• 2:04:10
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it's kind of crazy, like people just assume that
• 2:04:13
  Speaker 9: you know what you're doing, even though it just looks
• 2:04:15
  Speaker 9: like cocaine. If they unless you get close enough to
• 2:04:17
  Speaker 9: like inspect the powder walking by, you just see people
• 2:04:19
  Speaker 9: be like it's brown, they're just using coke on the table.
• 2:04:22
  Speaker 9: But if you do anything with enough confidence, people won't
• 2:04:25
  Speaker 9: like interrupt you like, Oh, they're supposed to be doing
• 2:04:27
  Speaker 9: that here.
• 2:04:28
  Speaker 3: I guess that's how it is here. I guess they
• 2:04:29
  Speaker 3: have a permit. Heroins brown like people fucking snored heroin sometimes,
• 2:04:34
  Speaker 3: like they're fucking like you could be there's other brown shit.
• 2:04:36
  Speaker 4: I guess it's a different shaded brown.
• 2:04:38
  Speaker 8: But Jesus Christ, if I saw someone snoring heroin, I
• 2:04:40
  Speaker 8: definitely would not interrupt that.
• 2:04:43
  Speaker 3: They're having some steaks and they're just fucking snorting heroin
• 2:04:46
  Speaker 3: out of the fucking pile Mount Everest of fucking heroines
• 2:04:49
  Speaker 3: in the middle of the table and they're just going
• 2:04:50
  Speaker 3: fucking finger finger dipping in it. It's preposterous.
• 2:04:54
  Speaker 4: But can we get back to your guys' shorehouse?
• 2:04:55
  Speaker 3: How? How did this come to be? How did this?
• 2:04:58
  Speaker 3: Where did this blossom from?
• 2:05:00
  Speaker 9: I mean, I think it just started because we didn't
• 2:05:02
  Speaker 9: really get to do anything last summer. Last summer was
• 2:05:04
  Speaker 9: like you know, the last year, vacations got canceled stuff
• 2:05:07
  Speaker 9: like that, and then I don't I forget like how
• 2:05:09
  Speaker 9: it even became a point of conversation, But I was like,
• 2:05:12
  Speaker 9: I want to live next to a beach this summer.
• 2:05:14
  Speaker 7: Are you comfortable disclosing like the town are absolutely, it's
• 2:05:23
  Speaker 7: like one hundred plus miles long.
• 2:05:25
  Speaker 9: Yes, yeah, it's pretty long. It's long shore. So no,
• 2:05:31
  Speaker 9: the town, it's all the Jersey shore. It's it's by
• 2:05:33
  Speaker 9: the Ocean's.
• 2:05:34
  Speaker 4: True North Jersey, South Jersey Central.
• 2:05:38
  Speaker 3: There's there's tons of places you could be in.
• 2:05:40
  Speaker 9: New Jersey, in New Jersey by the ocean, and uh,
• 2:05:44
  Speaker 9: then it's trying to put together team. And fights was
• 2:05:47
  Speaker 9: like the first person I asked. I was like, hey,
• 2:05:48
  Speaker 9: you want to you want to do this? And he's
• 2:05:50
  Speaker 9: like absolutely. We had a couple of other people that
• 2:05:52
  Speaker 9: were thinking about it. But then you know, July and
• 2:05:54
  Speaker 9: especially for like Donnie, Juloon is a tough month for traveling.
• 2:05:57
  Speaker 3: You're in, you're out.
• 2:05:59
  Speaker 9: So we're just going to be down there the entire month,
• 2:06:01
  Speaker 9: kind of like an open door policy. If anyone wants
• 2:06:03
  Speaker 9: to come join, We're like, yeah, if we got space
• 2:06:06
  Speaker 9: in the house, bringing on.
• 2:06:07
  Speaker 7: What does your roster look like? We got a residence.
• 2:06:10
  Speaker 3: Pretty deep roster.
• 2:06:12
  Speaker 9: I think I think Pat is coming down, Uh, like
• 2:06:15
  Speaker 9: Kate's Pat is coming down this weekend. Kate might come down.
• 2:06:20
  Speaker 9: Donnie's coming by for a little bit. I think Hank's
• 2:06:22
  Speaker 9: coming by towards the end of the month. Just keep
• 2:06:24
  Speaker 9: it a wide open.
• 2:06:26
  Speaker 3: That's awesome. Nate told me he was coming down. Yeah,
• 2:06:28
  Speaker 3: sure he did. You guys know that, you guys, you
• 2:06:30
  Speaker 3: guys are all invited. Everyone's invited. That's incredible. There you go. Yes, yes,
• 2:06:34
  Speaker 3: that's a formal invite. That was a we were fishing
• 2:06:37
  Speaker 3: this entire time.
• 2:06:39
  Speaker 1: I'm glad you guys finally got But uh, it's the
• 2:06:42
  Speaker 1: Jersey Shore is a it's a beautiful shore, one of
• 2:06:44
  Speaker 1: the better shores.
• 2:06:45
  Speaker 8: But I can't believe that you've never been. Where'd you
• 2:06:47
  Speaker 8: used to be a Newport guy? That's actually a lie.
• 2:06:49
  Speaker 8: I have been one weekend, probably like eight years ago.
• 2:06:51
  Speaker 3: I went to Manasquon with Kevin. But that's the pete
• 2:06:54
  Speaker 3: on his couch. I don't think he knows that. But
• 2:06:59
  Speaker 3: but yeah, I didn't.
• 2:07:00
  Speaker 8: I did Newport every summer for like pip form my
• 2:07:02
  Speaker 8: freshman year of college till our first year here, our
• 2:07:06
  Speaker 8: first or second year in New York.
• 2:07:07
  Speaker 3: I stopped because it was like our first summer in
• 2:07:09
  Speaker 3: New York.
• 2:07:10
  Speaker 8: I went every Thursday night and then it's like a
• 2:07:11
  Speaker 8: six hour drive home, and I was like, I'm never
• 2:07:13
  Speaker 8: doing that ever again.
• 2:07:14
  Speaker 7: But that was the Saturdays for the Boys promo, right.
• 2:07:16
  Speaker 8: That was so Saturas of the Boys was the summer
• 2:07:19
  Speaker 8: before we moved here, or like it was I think
• 2:07:21
  Speaker 8: day we lived here. But like, but the barstool move
• 2:07:24
  Speaker 8: had been pushed back supposed to be March and they
• 2:07:26
  Speaker 8: got pushed back, so then like, yeah, I guess the
• 2:07:28
  Speaker 8: second technically summer of Saturdays the Boys was like a
• 2:07:31
  Speaker 8: barstool sponsored house.
• 2:07:33
  Speaker 3: And then after that I think I was out. Dude.
• 2:07:34
  Speaker 1: I think that you could get a new catchphrase in Jersey.
• 2:07:36
  Speaker 1: I think that this is possible. New shore, new surroundings,
• 2:07:39
  Speaker 1: new environment, new stimuli. There's probably a new catchphrase just
• 2:07:42
  Speaker 1: sitting out there.
• 2:07:43
  Speaker 3: I don't know what it is. Well, I liked fucking
• 2:07:47
  Speaker 3: was it King's landing to two fast? You fears? That's
• 2:07:49
  Speaker 3: a new that's put that on. Put that on a
• 2:07:51
  Speaker 3: T shirt? Sound like crazy. College campus is all over
• 2:07:53
  Speaker 3: the place.
• 2:07:54
  Speaker 9: I realized that like beach houses and short hoouses, they
• 2:07:57
  Speaker 9: all have flags, or at least they all have places
• 2:08:00
  Speaker 9: to put a flag in the front yard, and then
• 2:08:02
  Speaker 9: people hanging like the flag of their team outside or not,
• 2:08:05
  Speaker 9: like sometimes on the railing their group that they're with
• 2:08:08
  Speaker 9: outside barstool flags.
• 2:08:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, because like the Jersey Shore is a massive
• 2:08:13
  Speaker 3: place for barstool flags, Like if you just go through
• 2:08:15
  Speaker 3: I mean the cio fucking avalon on the South Jersey
• 2:08:18
  Speaker 3: short towns that I know, Yeah, lots of barschool flags.
• 2:08:21
  Speaker 3: I was in Manasquan a couple of years ago.
• 2:08:22
  Speaker 9: I was on the beach and I'm just chilling on
• 2:08:24
  Speaker 9: my beach blanket and maybe, I don't know, ten fifteen
• 2:08:28
  Speaker 9: yards away, this group has this boom box. They're playing
• 2:08:31
  Speaker 9: like whatever songs they got in their playlist, and then
• 2:08:33
  Speaker 9: they start playing my real girlfriend like on their boombox.
• 2:08:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, were they fishing for you? Were they? I don't
• 2:08:37
  Speaker 3: know if they're fishing. They were doing a good job.
• 2:08:40
  Speaker 9: They caught me right in my narcissism, and I was like,
• 2:08:45
  Speaker 9: that's just a coincidence.
• 2:08:47
  Speaker 3: Boys.
• 2:08:49
  Speaker 7: I was walking into here yesterday and there was a
• 2:08:52
  Speaker 7: guy walking down the street like nineteen nineties style, enormous
• 2:08:56
  Speaker 7: boombox playing on max volume. I don't think I've ever
• 2:08:58
  Speaker 7: seen that radio.
• 2:09:00
  Speaker 4: Was he was he preaching preaching the good Lord's where?
• 2:09:03
  Speaker 7: No he wasn't. He was just like a hip hop you.
• 2:09:05
  Speaker 3: Ever see that? Yeah?
• 2:09:06
  Speaker 4: Oh dude, people love a fucking boom box.
• 2:09:09
  Speaker 3: But you're seeing that when people walk down the street
• 2:09:11
  Speaker 3: and they're just like saying that God is You're saying,
• 2:09:14
  Speaker 3: never hooked up to the microphone you're talking about, and
• 2:09:16
  Speaker 3: it is loud because I've heard both. I've heard I've
• 2:09:18
  Speaker 3: heard like a preacher on there.
• 2:09:19
  Speaker 9: I've also heard what Ron talking about, which is like
• 2:09:21
  Speaker 9: they've got a CD of like God's greatest hits and
• 2:09:24
  Speaker 9: they're just playing that. This dude on my street that
• 2:09:27
  Speaker 9: does that actually like twice a week to walk by.
• 2:09:29
  Speaker 9: I don't know, like who gets the streaming rights, like
• 2:09:32
  Speaker 9: when if somebody's just like lasting the Bible on Spotify.
• 2:09:35
  Speaker 8: Yeah, oh that's a good question. We do obviously, chaps.
• 2:09:38
  Speaker 8: I do Barcel Confessions. And there's this one dude who
• 2:09:42
  Speaker 8: just dominates the charts.
• 2:09:44
  Speaker 3: Like it's all his. It's not Kirk Franklin, is it.
• 2:09:48
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't know that.
• 2:09:49
  Speaker 1: Kirk Franklin is a massive gospel guy. He definitely I've
• 2:09:51
  Speaker 1: bought I bought his albums before, so he maybe it's.
• 2:09:54
  Speaker 8: Him, but he's Kirkman is a singer, right Yeah, yeah, no, no,
• 2:09:57
  Speaker 8: this guy's just are this is just like it's a
• 2:09:58
  Speaker 8: podcast on the podcast tr and he like, I think
• 2:10:02
  Speaker 8: he had something like ninety six of the top one
• 2:10:04
  Speaker 8: hundred episodes of like religion podcast Jesus Christ and chapters
• 2:10:08
  Speaker 8: talking about how he can't make any money, like he
• 2:10:10
  Speaker 8: has to give all that money to the church. That's
• 2:10:12
  Speaker 8: he's like, he's an ordained maent make he's a practicing
• 2:10:14
  Speaker 8: priest and stuff.
• 2:10:15
  Speaker 3: Way, so he gets none of the money for it.
• 2:10:17
  Speaker 3: Kreflow Dollar would take that straight to the bank. You know,
• 2:10:19
  Speaker 3: you guys know Kreflo Oh he had a private plane.
• 2:10:22
  Speaker 9: Yeah, he's one of the prosperity preachers who tells you
• 2:10:25
  Speaker 9: that if a preacher's making money in this life, it
• 2:10:28
  Speaker 9: means that they were great in like a past, and
• 2:10:31
  Speaker 9: so you should celebrate that preacher should do everything that
• 2:10:34
  Speaker 9: they can to fly on a private jet.
• 2:10:37
  Speaker 3: His name was Kreflo Dollar, right exact. Dude's a legend.
• 2:10:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he is, he really is.
• 2:10:41
  Speaker 1: He was one of the biggest money I mean, Joel
• 2:10:43
  Speaker 1: Ostein is a fucking money making preacher.
• 2:10:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:10:46
  Speaker 9: But Ostin's kind of a cuck because he doesn't even
• 2:10:48
  Speaker 9: like he doesn't try to advertise that he's about that life.
• 2:10:51
  Speaker 9: You know, like Ostin like occasionally he'll be like, yeah,
• 2:10:53
  Speaker 9: I had to take a private plane back. But he's wealthy,
• 2:10:56
  Speaker 9: but he's kind of like intimidated or like embarrassed.
• 2:10:59
  Speaker 3: By his own will. He was not even low key.
• 2:11:01
  Speaker 9: It's just like he doesn't want people to know how
• 2:11:03
  Speaker 9: much money he's taking from all of his followers. Rufflow
• 2:11:07
  Speaker 9: is like, I'm gonna put that on a fucking billboard,
• 2:11:10
  Speaker 9: like my bank account will be refreshed on this billboard,
• 2:11:13
  Speaker 9: like the national debt clock.
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  Speaker 3: At times, Square just want to flex on.
• 2:11:17
  Speaker 4: People, poor people giving him money.
• 2:11:18
  Speaker 3: It's fucking insane. Kenneth Copeland's a big one too. Kenny Copeland,
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  Speaker 3: he's a guy who was like he's the one who
• 2:11:24
  Speaker 3: just like straight looks like a demon. Right, he's the
• 2:11:26
  Speaker 3: blow like and blow.
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  Speaker 8: Try to blow ConA coronavirus away.
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  Speaker 3: I think I think that's it was, Come on, I
• 2:11:36
  Speaker 3: got made.
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  Speaker 8: It's like a rap song and stuff like remember they
• 2:11:39
  Speaker 8: used to remake videos like they actually they bother to
• 2:11:41
  Speaker 8: do that with this one.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's Kenneth Copeland. He looks like, right, I
• 2:11:46
  Speaker 3: need to check him out. I haven't.
• 2:11:47
  Speaker 8: Yeah, oh yeah, and look at one of the first
• 2:11:49
  Speaker 8: googles that's him him blowing coronavirus here, we might be.
• 2:11:51
  Speaker 1: Able to get that. Oh that's this fucking guy. Yeah yeah, yes,
• 2:11:55
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, he looks terrifying.
• 2:11:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what actor does he look like? He kind of
• 2:12:01
  Speaker 3: he does look like an actor, but it looks like
• 2:12:03
  Speaker 3: Dexter's dad. Beautiful eyes. Though.
• 2:12:04
  Speaker 9: There was a follow up interview with him right like
• 2:12:06
  Speaker 9: he he had I think he was on the news
• 2:12:08
  Speaker 9: like four times over the past year, just like saying
• 2:12:11
  Speaker 9: crazier ship each time, like trying to dig his way
• 2:12:13
  Speaker 9: out of his previous statement.
• 2:12:14
  Speaker 3: By incriminating himself more. It's actually kind of cool. Yeah,
• 2:12:18
  Speaker 3: it's it's inspiring. It's definitely inspired the Uh so we'll
• 2:12:22
  Speaker 3: we'll let you guys. Uh, we probably should should just
• 2:12:25
  Speaker 3: end the show soon. But I just want to know
• 2:12:27
  Speaker 3: how nice the house is though, Like are the TVs?
• 2:12:29
  Speaker 3: Are they?
• 2:12:29
  Speaker 4: Are they curved or are they flat?
• 2:12:31
  Speaker 9: So, dude, that's the big question that I have is
• 2:12:33
  Speaker 9: I don't know what the TV is. It furnished, Yeah,
• 2:12:36
  Speaker 9: it's furnish.
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  Speaker 3: It's got couches.
• 2:12:37
  Speaker 9: As a matter of fact, one of the rooms looks
• 2:12:39
  Speaker 9: exactly like the room from that Bill Clinton painting that
• 2:12:43
  Speaker 9: Jeffrey Epstein had where he's wearing the dress on the couch.
• 2:12:46
  Speaker 3: It's got that couch, it's got the same back. It
• 2:12:48
  Speaker 3: might be you should try and get the painting. It
• 2:12:50
  Speaker 3: might be, but I.
• 2:12:52
  Speaker 9: Don't know what the TV situation is. So that's that's
• 2:12:55
  Speaker 9: making me a little bit nervous going into it.
• 2:12:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah you should, actually you should look into it because
• 2:12:59
  Speaker 3: beach house is tend to not have the greatest TV situation.
• 2:13:03
  Speaker 3: I've gone, I've gone. I've gone like to Airbnb's like
• 2:13:06
  Speaker 3: beach houses and they'll have like a straight up like
• 2:13:08
  Speaker 3: box like that's what I mean, like curve screen.
• 2:13:11
  Speaker 1: That's like the only place you can find a curve
• 2:13:12
  Speaker 1: screen TV anymore. They don't sell them anywhere else, but
• 2:13:15
  Speaker 1: like beach houses in the beach, like the old thirty years.
• 2:13:18
  Speaker 7: I feel like most beach houses have just like uh
• 2:13:21
  Speaker 7: a cupboard of like vhs, tapes and DVDs like.
• 2:13:25
  Speaker 3: Or like that. I'm gonna these are so cheap nowadays
• 2:13:28
  Speaker 3: tho they're basically free. Like there's like doesn't I will
• 2:13:33
  Speaker 3: bring a TV down there?
• 2:13:34
  Speaker 9: So they have cable. I checked on that they've got
• 2:13:37
  Speaker 9: a good cable package. They said, don't know how big
• 2:13:39
  Speaker 9: sports fans they are so that's gonna be.
• 2:13:41
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 2:13:42
  Speaker 9: Again, Like, I'm nervous about this, because there's a decent
• 2:13:44
  Speaker 9: chance that we get down there and they've got a
• 2:13:47
  Speaker 9: TV that's got like the built in digital antenna that
• 2:13:50
  Speaker 9: gets six channels.
• 2:13:51
  Speaker 3: Definitely a legit chance of that, there's a very high chance.
• 2:13:54
  Speaker 9: I'm nervous, and I we've all known those people who
• 2:13:57
  Speaker 9: are like, it's such a beautiful house and a beautiful location,
• 2:13:59
  Speaker 9: we don't need TV.
• 2:14:01
  Speaker 3: Outside and use your imagination.
• 2:14:03
  Speaker 9: No that I want people to use your imagination and
• 2:14:06
  Speaker 9: then put something in a box that I can Yeah.
• 2:14:08
  Speaker 3: Are you? Are you saltwater taffy? Guys? Isn't it? I don't.
• 2:14:13
  Speaker 8: I don't know, guy, but I definitely I haven't had
• 2:14:16
  Speaker 8: enough to have an opinion.
• 2:14:16
  Speaker 3: I'm okay, Yeah, I don't think it's saltwater taffy as
• 2:14:19
  Speaker 3: good as fuck I love. Yeah, is that a big
• 2:14:22
  Speaker 3: jersey short thing? Yeah?
• 2:14:23
  Speaker 1: I thought I always had it on the cave. I
• 2:14:26
  Speaker 1: spent like entire summers down there without like touching saltwater taffy.
• 2:14:29
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's like a fucking staple.
• 2:14:30
  Speaker 7: Trying to be the food guy and you're gonna come
• 2:14:32
  Speaker 7: and takes like that.
• 2:14:33
  Speaker 3: I just don't love it. I think it's just, uh,
• 2:14:35
  Speaker 3: it's fine, but it doesn't have that much. It's not
• 2:14:37
  Speaker 3: like you haven't had the good you haven't had the
• 2:14:38
  Speaker 3: good stuff.
• 2:14:39
  Speaker 7: I had the Primo ship your tom Now you have
• 2:14:43
  Speaker 7: a box yourself get just like the worst time.
• 2:14:45
  Speaker 3: May give your head, but it'll be worth it.
• 2:14:46
  Speaker 1: I'd rather have some some fucking fudge than some salt
• 2:14:49
  Speaker 1: water taff I'd rather get if we're comparing it to others.
• 2:14:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, obviously it's the same.
• 2:14:54
  Speaker 3: Type of thing. You get a box of some soft
• 2:14:56
  Speaker 3: ship that's like a fucking dessert, but comes in a
• 2:15:00
  Speaker 3: ad more a box. I've seen in a box. I
• 2:15:02
  Speaker 3: actually have seen a box too.
• 2:15:04
  Speaker 1: It's yeah, dude, but I'm excited for you guys. Enjoy
• 2:15:11
  Speaker 1: your summer. Thank you for popping on. We'll let you
• 2:15:13
  Speaker 1: get to that lunch. That was a fucking a long time.
• 2:15:15
  Speaker 1: That's good discipline by you to just have the lunch
• 2:15:17
  Speaker 1: in front of you, like a dog with a treat
• 2:15:18
  Speaker 1: on his nose, refuse to eat.
• 2:15:20
  Speaker 3: Respect for the microphones. Appreciate you guys coming on. Thank
• 2:15:23
  Speaker 3: you very much, Thank you.
• 2:15:24
  Speaker 4: Sure, yes, we'll see you guys tomorrow. All right, guys,
• 2:15:26
  Speaker 4: thanks for listening. We'll see you next week.
• 2:15:29
  Speaker 3: Cheers is pretty good? How about like a fuck it?
• 2:15:33
  Speaker 3: Probably already subscribed. Yeah, I also throw a subscribing a download.
• 2:15:37
  Speaker 3: Watch us on YouTube, Watch us on YouTube too. Yeah.
• 2:15:40
  Speaker 3: So now we're also available on Spotify, Apple podcasts, and YouTube.
• 2:15:44
  Speaker 3: The YouTube is a Little sask Watch. That is the YouTube.
• 2:15:48
  Speaker 3: There's there's another YouTube. I don't know if that is ours.
• 2:15:50
  Speaker 3: I don't think that belongs to us. That it's just
• 2:15:52
  Speaker 3: a random person. I can't tell. But so don't watch
• 2:15:54
  Speaker 3: it on that, watch it on our watch it on
• 2:15:57
  Speaker 3: the Little sask Watch YouTube.
• 2:15:59
  Speaker 4: And yeah, we'll be doing weekly.
• 2:16:00
  Speaker 1: Episodes also, I mean speaking of getting us on Spotify,
• 2:16:03
  Speaker 1: Like the dudes from that show SmartLess just got eighty
• 2:16:07
  Speaker 1: million dollars.
• 2:16:08
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I know that was fucked, but that was
• 2:16:10
  Speaker 4: from Amazon. Oh from Amazon?
• 2:16:12
  Speaker 3: Wait?
• 2:16:13
  Speaker 4: Wait are you talking about the who is it? SmartLess?
• 2:16:15
  Speaker 4: It's like Will Arnett, the guys from uh uh is it?
• 2:16:19
  Speaker 3: They have three dudes?
• 2:16:20
  Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, they got Amazon?
• 2:16:22
  Speaker 3: Was it?
• 2:16:22
  Speaker 4: Amazonthing?
• 2:16:23
  Speaker 3: Got money? I think they might have gotten more than
• 2:16:24
  Speaker 3: eighty million. I think it was like ninety million.
• 2:16:26
  Speaker 1: Oh really I thought it was eighty But regardless what
• 2:16:30
  Speaker 1: the fuck.
• 2:16:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:16:31
  Speaker 4: First of all, I want that.
• 2:16:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:16:35
  Speaker 4: Second of all, hey, brother man, we just got to
• 2:16:38
  Speaker 4: keep on going.
• 2:16:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I mean. Just keep on going, bro,
• 2:16:41
  Speaker 3: everyone's getting bad. Everyone's getting a bag right now.
• 2:16:43
  Speaker 1: Seriously. That's what I'm fucking pissed off about. Man, jealousy.
• 2:16:46
  Speaker 1: But sometimes jealousy could be that motivation.
• 2:16:48
  Speaker 4: Once we get our Patreon up and running, we'll be good.
• 2:16:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll be fucking fine. I just hate to see
• 2:16:53
  Speaker 1: other people successful. Have you ever seen uh? Oh, I
• 2:16:57
  Speaker 1: was trying to quote a movie. You're SERI you're dead.
• 2:17:01
  Speaker 1: You've never seen uh there will be Blood?
• 2:17:03
  Speaker 8: Oh?
• 2:17:04
  Speaker 3: No, I know what that movie is though you never
• 2:17:05
  Speaker 3: saw it.
• 2:17:06
  Speaker 1: No, that could be your homework, even though you didn't
• 2:17:09
  Speaker 1: read forty eight Laws of Power, which was your old homework.
• 2:17:12
  Speaker 1: And I would have known because I've been quoting it
• 2:17:14
  Speaker 1: subtly throughout the entire episode. If you had actually read it,
• 2:17:17
  Speaker 1: you would have been perking up.
• 2:17:18
  Speaker 3: Now. Yeah I did not read that. I might just
• 2:17:20
  Speaker 3: watch lacking on my reading game.
• 2:17:22
  Speaker 1: I know, I could tell your vocabulary is dwindling.
• 2:17:26
  Speaker 4: That was off my word a day calendar. Watch there
• 2:17:29
  Speaker 4: will be Blood? All right, I'll watch it tomorrow all right,
• 2:17:34
  Speaker 4: watch it tomorrow.
• 2:17:34
  Speaker 3: All right. I will sign us now, sign us off.
• 2:17:38
  Speaker 3: All right, Thanks for watching, guys. We'll see you next week.