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Is Alex Van Halen's $475 Signed Book Really Worth It? · Classic Metal Show

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  SPEAKER_00: Hello, everybody.
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  SPEAKER_00: I am Ron Bumblefootfall, and you are watching CMS-TV.
• 0:21
  SPEAKER_02: Well, since we're spending money uselessly, let's do one more and we'll get out of here.
• 0:27
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
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  SPEAKER_02: Alex Van Halen has a new book coming.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he's going to be in competition with the CMS book.
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  SPEAKER_02: I think he might win.
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  SPEAKER_02: Just a hunch, but I think he might beat us.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_03: I think you're selling
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  SPEAKER_02: us short.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'll tell you what,
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  SPEAKER_02: for the cost of his book, we should sell ours 10 to 1 of his fucking shit book.
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  SPEAKER_03: Right.
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  SPEAKER_02: So here it is.
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  SPEAKER_02: Van Halen, they're including...
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  SPEAKER_02: An unreleased demo of some shitty song that wasn't good enough to make any of
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  SPEAKER_02: the records because it was recorded before the records.
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  SPEAKER_03: Wasn't that a Motley song, Glitter?
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, a really bad one.
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  SPEAKER_03: Glitter!
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  SPEAKER_03: A 1974 demo song called Glitter?
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  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's the draw to this book.
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  SPEAKER_03: What, you got a CD with a single song on it?
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  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: With the 1984
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  SPEAKER_03: logo on it too.
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  SPEAKER_02: It makes no sense.
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  SPEAKER_03: So how long will it take before that song is out there on the internet somewhere?
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  SPEAKER_02: I would imagine probably within an hour of the book going on sale.
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  SPEAKER_03: Of course.
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  SPEAKER_02: So anyways, getting ready to release this book.
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  SPEAKER_02: I just want to, I'll go right to it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Here's the sales page for the book.
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  SPEAKER_02: Here's Alex signing them.
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  SPEAKER_02: $1,500 signed.
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  SPEAKER_02: Publication price $385,
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  SPEAKER_02: whatever this is,
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  SPEAKER_02: which the translation is about $475
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  SPEAKER_02: for a book with one fucking song attached
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  SPEAKER_03: to it.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: So you could get a Motley signed album cover for $1,500.
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  SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
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  SPEAKER_03: Or you can get an Alex Van Halen signed book for how much?
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  SPEAKER_03: $4.75.
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  SPEAKER_03: You get three of them.
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  SPEAKER_03: Same money.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: Get three of those books.
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  SPEAKER_02: Give two away for Christmas presents.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right, so those signatures are worth $500 a pop.
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  SPEAKER_03: Apparently.
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  SPEAKER_03: Right, because for the Motley,
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  SPEAKER_03: it's $1,500 for the three remaining members of Motley, or $500 for an Alex.
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  SPEAKER_03: So now we know the value of a Rockstar autograph, which is $500.
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  SPEAKER_02: $500.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: Here's the part I wanted you to see the most, though.
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  SPEAKER_02: This little line right here.
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  SPEAKER_02: You can make payments to buy this book.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, Motley had that too.
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  SPEAKER_03: I saw that over there.
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  SPEAKER_03: They had a, it's like 45 bucks a month or some shit.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is 113.85 a month.
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  SPEAKER_02: So you can keep your cable on or your, your internet bill, or you can buy Alex Van Halen's book.
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  SPEAKER_03: Are you fucking kidding me with this?
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  SPEAKER_02: But we're not supposed to call them out for ripping off their fans.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: And obviously, it's because Alex Van Halen needs the money.
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  SPEAKER_02: He didn't make any money in Van Halen.
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  SPEAKER_02: Right?
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  SPEAKER_02: He was almost destitute while he was in Van Halen.
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  SPEAKER_02: Probably working for Burritos.
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  SPEAKER_03: I think he was homeless.
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  SPEAKER_02: You think he was?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: I think he was surviving on those hot dogs.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, those pinkies hot dogs or whatever.
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  SPEAKER_03: Pinkies hot dogs that David Lee Roth was bragging about.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, are you kidding me?
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  SPEAKER_02: Does this guy really need?
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  SPEAKER_02: And here he is signing them.
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  SPEAKER_02: So he's aware what they're selling for.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is not a distributor.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is him.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he's got stacks of them right there.
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  Come on.
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  SPEAKER_02: Where's the line?
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  SPEAKER_02: Is there no line for any of these fucking guys?
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  SPEAKER_02: What is Alex Van Halen?
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  SPEAKER_02: I got to look this up.
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  SPEAKER_02: What is Alex Van Halen's net worth?
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  SPEAKER_03: Don't tell me.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to guess it's $500 million.
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  SPEAKER_02: This number, if this number's right, this is sad.
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  SPEAKER_02: This can't be right.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's in a couple places, though.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, you're way, way off.
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  SPEAKER_02: How can this be right?
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  SPEAKER_02: 200 million?
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  SPEAKER_02: Not even close.
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  SPEAKER_02: 150?
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  SPEAKER_02: Not even close.
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  SPEAKER_02: 100 million?
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  SPEAKER_02: Less.
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  SPEAKER_02: 50 million?
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  SPEAKER_02: 95.
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  SPEAKER_02: 95 million?
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  SPEAKER_03: But still at $95 million.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's a lot of money, but I mean, he was the drummer in Van Halen for the whole run.
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  SPEAKER_02: Van Halen made billions of dollars.
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  SPEAKER_02: Billions.
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  SPEAKER_03: Can you look up what Eddie's worth was or is or his estate was worth or whatever it is?
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  SPEAKER_02: $100 million.
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  SPEAKER_02: How can that be?
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  SPEAKER_03: That can't be.
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  SPEAKER_03: How about David Lee Roth?
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  SPEAKER_03: Can you look him up?
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: See what he's worth.
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  SPEAKER_03: 60.
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  SPEAKER_03: So he's significantly less than Alex and Eddie.
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  SPEAKER_03: Did these guys just sign horrendous deals?
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_03: But still, that's a lot of money.
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean, it's a lot of money,
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  SPEAKER_03: but dude, Van Halen was the biggest band in the rock world for fucking 30 years.
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  SPEAKER_03: I agree.
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean, like a Gene Simmons or a Paul Stanley, they're both worth like 500 million.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm looking up some, I'm going to try apples to apples a little bit.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to go with Don Henley.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he's worth $250 million.
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  SPEAKER_02: Were the Eagles that much bigger than Van Halen?
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean, that greatest hits, that Eagles' greatest hits, that was massive.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that was massive.
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  SPEAKER_02: Shit, let me look up Darius Rucker.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now I'm just going with anybody that has a diamond record.
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  SPEAKER_02: He's only worth $12 million.
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  SPEAKER_02: Those numbers do not feel right to me.
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  SPEAKER_02: Do they to you?
• 7:17
  SPEAKER_03: Well, again,
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't know where they compile these numbers from or where they get them from,
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  SPEAKER_03: how the internet gets these numbers.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's just crazy.
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  SPEAKER_02: I would have thought like you, half a billion dollars.
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  SPEAKER_03: I would have thought, you know, Alex Van Halen was worth at least $500 million.
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  SPEAKER_02: Steven Tyler.
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  SPEAKER_02: Steven Tyler's net worth.
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  SPEAKER_02: He's worth $150.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's it?
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  SPEAKER_03: That's it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Maybe
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  SPEAKER_03: none of these guys were getting paid back in the day, apparently.
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  SPEAKER_03: Over a 60-year career in Aerosmith, $150 million?
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, they did do a lot of blow.
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  SPEAKER_03: I understand that.
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  SPEAKER_03: I get that.
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  SPEAKER_03: But holy shit.
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  SPEAKER_02: Hmm.
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  SPEAKER_02: I guess these guys just didn't make a whole lot of money.
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  SPEAKER_03: We'll put in Gene Simmons.
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  SPEAKER_02: I know he made money.
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  SPEAKER_02: He's got to be worth like 700 million or something.
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  SPEAKER_02: Gene Simmons.
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  SPEAKER_02: Nope, 400.
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  SPEAKER_02: That even feels low, doesn't it?
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it does.
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  SPEAKER_03: Because I'm thinking he was closer to, you know, 700 to 800 million.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I would have thought so, but he doesn't have any divorces or anything, I don't think.
• 8:43
  SPEAKER_03: No, because he's never married until he married Shannon Tweed.
• 8:47
  SPEAKER_02: No, and he's going to keep her.
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  SPEAKER_02: He'll keep her in a kiss casket until she actually does die.
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  SPEAKER_02: He'll never let her go.
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  SPEAKER_02: Do you think there'd be a harder rock star than Gene Simmons to get fucking alimony out of?
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  SPEAKER_03: Can you imagine
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  SPEAKER_02: that fight?
• 9:06
  SPEAKER_03: Well, he is Jewish, so I'm sure he would fight to the death.
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  SPEAKER_02: All right, now.
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  SPEAKER_03: But it's true.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's not a secret.
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  SPEAKER_03: And that's not a slam.
• 9:16
  SPEAKER_03: That's just a fact.
• 9:17
  SPEAKER_02: That's a slam.
• 9:18
  SPEAKER_03: Are you kidding?
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  SPEAKER_02: That's fact.
• 9:22
  SPEAKER_03: How is that not a slam?
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  SPEAKER_03: Or how is that a slam?
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  SPEAKER_03: Because you're putting him in a box and saying all Jewish guys are cheap.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm saying that they have a sense about money about them.
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's what they're known for.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm not saying that that's not stereotypically true.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm just saying each guy's different.
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  SPEAKER_02: Gene, I guess, does fit that bill.
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  SPEAKER_02: Lord knows all.
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  SPEAKER_02: We've heard the stories about him charging $10 for towels.
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  SPEAKER_02: When they were on the fucking, you know,
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  SPEAKER_03: the all-night tour.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, I mean,
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  SPEAKER_03: even Don tells the story how he got charged $20 for two extra meal tickets
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  SPEAKER_03: when they were on the tour with him.
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  SPEAKER_03: And Chris didn't even pay for the meals.
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  SPEAKER_03: It was just part of the rider.
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  SPEAKER_03: It was just part of the deal.
• 10:14
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 10:14
  SPEAKER_03: So he deducted $20 out of their paycheck.
• 10:19
  SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
• 10:20
  SPEAKER_03: You know, they were getting, I think their opening slot was like $7,000 or some shit like that.
• 10:26
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
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  SPEAKER_03: And when he went to get his payout,
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  SPEAKER_03: because Jeff Pilsen and George Lynch brought their significant others or something,
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  SPEAKER_03: and they requested a meal ticket for each one of them, which was $10 a piece.
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  SPEAKER_03: He went to go collect his payout at the end of the night,
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  SPEAKER_03: his settlement at the end of the night.
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  SPEAKER_03: And instead of $7,000, it was $6,980.
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  SPEAKER_03: He took out $20?
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  SPEAKER_03: That's crazy.
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  SPEAKER_03: So dumb.
• 11:06
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• 11:13
  SPEAKER_01: That's right,
• 11:14
  SPEAKER_01: 10 freshly recorded Balls to the Wall anthems,
• 11:16
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• 11:17
  SPEAKER_01: In My Dreams, Alone Again, Dream Warriors, Tooth and Nail, and more.
• 11:21
  SPEAKER_01: This splatter beast is pure 80s hair metal glory, now sounding heavier and meaner than ever.
• 11:28
  SPEAKER_01: On your turntable,
• 11:29
  SPEAKER_01: smash the link at the bottom of your screen right now and own Dawkins' greatest hits
• 11:35
  SPEAKER_01: on splatter vinyl.
• 11:37
  SPEAKER_03: And same way with, you know, Ted Pauly from Danger Danger.
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_03: He threw a towel out into the audience, and Gene Simmons charged him for that.
• 11:49
  SPEAKER_02: Charged like $7 or something.
• 11:51
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it was like $10 or something.
• 11:54
  SPEAKER_02: That's just cringey.
• 11:56
  SPEAKER_03: I noticed he threw a towel out into the audience.
• 11:59
  SPEAKER_03: That's going to cost you $10.
• 12:02
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's cringeworthy there.
• 12:05
  SPEAKER_02: That's way too cheap.
• 12:07
  SPEAKER_02: That's just cheap.
• 12:10
  SPEAKER_02: That's not good.
• 12:11
  SPEAKER_02: Budgeting, that's just cheap.
• 12:13
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's just, well, again, that's just wielding power.
• 12:17
  SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_03: It's just like, well, I have the authority to keep you under my thumb.
• 12:24
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 12:26
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 12:27
  SPEAKER_02: And the sad part is if Ted didn't pay it, he'd get kicked off the fucking tour.
• 12:31
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, pretty much.
• 12:32
  SPEAKER_02: That sucks.
• 12:34
  SPEAKER_02: All right, let's get the fuck out of here.
• 12:36
  SPEAKER_02: I think I'm done.
• 12:37
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 12:38
  SPEAKER_03: All right, well, it's been a fun and fast show.
• 12:41
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 12:43
  SPEAKER_03: I apologize.
• 12:44
  SPEAKER_03: I could not get to everybody's request.
• 12:46
  SPEAKER_03: There's a couple of requests I did not get to.
• 12:50
  SPEAKER_03: So do not feel as if I was selecting you and you were left out because that is not the case.
• 12:57
  SPEAKER_03: That's right.
• 12:59
  SPEAKER_03: But we still appreciate your patronage.
• 13:01
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, we do.
• 13:02
  SPEAKER_03: So I apologize to Winter Steel.
• 13:05
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't get to his request.
• 13:07
  SPEAKER_03: Black Angels, and I apologize to, who else did I not get to here?
• 13:16
  SPEAKER_03: One or two more,
• 13:17
  SPEAKER_03: but regardless of that,
• 13:18
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to leave you with a band called Electric Cowboy,
• 13:26
  SPEAKER_03: which apparently Shelly Rocks is a big fan of.
• 13:30
  SPEAKER_03: I like them, too.
• 13:31
  SPEAKER_02: She turned me on to them.
• 13:32
  SPEAKER_02: They're good.
• 13:32
  SPEAKER_03: Well, she says this is her new guilty pleasure.
• 13:35
  SPEAKER_03: I like them.
• 13:37
  SPEAKER_03: And again, I don't know anything about them.
• 13:39
  SPEAKER_03: I've got to learn about them.
• 13:41
  SPEAKER_02: We played them a couple weeks
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_03: ago.
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_03: We sampled them, I believe.
• 13:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we played that song that starts off as the Backstreet Boys before going crazy.
• 13:50
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's the one that went all angry.
• 13:53
  SPEAKER_03: All death metal.
• 13:54
  SPEAKER_02: It went from Backstreet Boys to death metal.
• 13:57
  SPEAKER_02: Right, right, right, right, right.
• 13:59
  SPEAKER_03: So Shelly Rock says,
• 14:01
  SPEAKER_03: please, please, can I hear Electric Callboy Mind Reader from their album Techno?
• 14:10
  SPEAKER_03: I'd be forever grateful to you.
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_03: Well, how grateful will you be to be, Shelly, for playing this?
• 14:16
  SPEAKER_02: All right, don't be trading my $5 for your blowjob.
• 14:21
  SPEAKER_03: Stop it.
• 14:21
  SPEAKER_03: What's in it for me, Shelly?
• 14:24
  SPEAKER_03: What is in it for me?
• 14:28
  SPEAKER_03: This band are a current guilty pleasure of mine.
• 14:31
  SPEAKER_03: So we're going to leave you with some of this electric call boy and satisfy
• 14:40
  SPEAKER_03: a scratch and itch apparently that Shelly has.
• 14:43
  SPEAKER_02: There you go.
• 14:44
  SPEAKER_02: And maybe next week you'll be scratching an itch, right?
• 14:47
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe I'll have it.
• 14:48
  SPEAKER_03: Itch to get out again?
• 14:49
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 14:49
  SPEAKER_02: Because you'll be out at the,
• 14:52
  SPEAKER_03: where are you going to be?
• 14:54
  SPEAKER_03: I will be in Dayton, Ohio on Saturday, and I will be in Indianapolis on Sunday.
• 15:01
  SPEAKER_02: Right on.
• 15:03
  SPEAKER_02: I will be here, believe it or not.
• 15:06
  SPEAKER_02: Really?
• 15:06
  SPEAKER_02: I will be doing a live show.
• 15:08
  SPEAKER_02: Holy shit.
• 15:09
  SPEAKER_02: On next Saturday.
• 15:11
  SPEAKER_02: No way.
• 15:12
  SPEAKER_02: I am.
• 15:13
  SPEAKER_02: It's going to be myself and my guy, Matt Hartnett, that I did Aftershocks with.
• 15:18
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 15:19
  SPEAKER_02: We're going to do that.
• 15:20
  SPEAKER_02: Jim Florentine's going to stop by.
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  SPEAKER_02: Cause he's got his new stuff to promote that comes out the Friday,
• 15:27
  SPEAKER_02: like literally the day before.
• 15:29
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
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  SPEAKER_02: So Jim is going to stop by as well.
• 15:31
  SPEAKER_02: And we are going to talk about the 10 or 15 concerts he's been to all, all summer long.
• 15:37
  SPEAKER_02: So we'll be, we'll be shooting the shit with Mr. Florentine.
• 15:42
  SPEAKER_03: So
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_02: he actually texted me today.
• 15:44
  SPEAKER_02: He's like, I don't just want to talk about my special.
• 15:46
  SPEAKER_02: I want to, I want to talk about all these concerts.
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, dude, You can come on and talk about whatever the fuck you want.
• 15:53
  SPEAKER_02: I don't care.
• 15:54
  SPEAKER_03: It's all good.
• 15:56
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 15:56
  SPEAKER_03: Well, again,
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  SPEAKER_03: if you're in the Dayton, Ohio,
• 16:00
  SPEAKER_03: Huber Heights area on Saturday and Indianapolis on Sunday,
• 16:06
  SPEAKER_03: I will be out there with the Doc and Boys, as we said earlier.
• 16:10
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 16:11
  SPEAKER_03: And, you know, I'm sorry I'm going to miss the show with Jim Florentine.
• 16:15
  SPEAKER_03: Well, you have locals.
• 16:16
  SPEAKER_03: You can catch up.
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_03: I know, but I'd like to be a part of it, though.
• 16:22
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, Jim will come on again and again and again.
• 16:26
  SPEAKER_02: He loves us.
• 16:26
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sure he will.
• 16:27
  SPEAKER_03: Well, he needs to help us get Kumia on.
• 16:32
  SPEAKER_03: Kumia, Oakerson.
• 16:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_02: He's in that world.
• 16:36
  SPEAKER_02: We got to get that going.
• 16:37
  SPEAKER_02: I know.
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_03: It's just like, why did Kumia bail on us?
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_03: That's what I don't understand.
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_03: It's too good for us, I guess.
• 16:44
  SPEAKER_03: I guess.
• 16:45
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_03: Well, we're going to get out of here.
• 16:48
  SPEAKER_03: Chris is actually going to do a show in my absence.
• 16:51
  SPEAKER_03: I am.
• 16:51
  SPEAKER_03: That's a rarity.
• 16:53
  SPEAKER_03: That is rare.
• 16:54
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 16:55
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I'm going to leave you with Electric Callboy with Mind Reader for Shelly.
• 17:00
  SPEAKER_03: So until next Saturday night, this is Neely along with my very good friend.
• 17:06
  SPEAKER_02: Chris Agin.
• 17:07
  SPEAKER_03: And we're gone.
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