Latest / We Don't Smoke the Same / #546 We Don't AVOCADO the Same with Jayson Acevedo
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- 0:00Speaker 1: You get the bag and fumbling.
- 0:02Speaker 2: I get in the bag and flipping and tumbling straight
- 0:04Speaker 2: up the lot three hundred cash and I came with
- 0:06Speaker 2: the planting that but mamaam not that she got asked
- 0:09Speaker 2: that she's gonna suck up a bag fullo to the spot,
- 0:12Speaker 2: living too fast, trumping, let them in the stags and
- 0:15Speaker 2: got too.
- 0:15Speaker 3: Far hose they killed me, John and Tom. I just go,
- 0:19Speaker 3: but you good here. I'm being real with me.
- 0:22Speaker 1: Keep it on being ready for me.
- 0:24Speaker 4: I ate it up like it's a face. They said
- 0:26Speaker 4: it fleet.
- 0:30Speaker 5: Chill with me.
- 0:32Speaker 6: That pumps gonna say not because the kill for me.
- 0:35Speaker 5: I got my ship, Pat.
- 0:38Speaker 3: Want y'all get my tree.
- 0:42Speaker 7: In the fucking m my secret jumping they.
- 0:46Speaker 5: Take your pointing like the Gama temple step. I'm gonna
- 0:50Speaker 5: said she's something got Jimmy temple because I'm I'm thinking,
- 0:56Speaker 5: but think him for.
- 0:57Speaker 6: Me to take your people. That's what people doublet.
- 1:00Speaker 4: Come on cause someone mightn't be bucking someone my.
- 1:04Speaker 8: Mental apature typic cook get my back holding jumping the package.
- 1:09Speaker 6: I can learn back on over.
- 1:10Speaker 9: I got her back up my self.
- 1:11Speaker 4: You're looking back at the back of them, the brain
- 1:14Speaker 4: backing them cookies.
- 1:14Speaker 5: It's kind of cooking, okay, go ahead, et.
- 1:16Speaker 6: Cetera, okay, and then start the room.
- 1:19Speaker 3: I think, I look, that's what think up my set
- 1:23Speaker 3: the bag and fumbling.
- 1:24Speaker 2: I get the bag and the tumble, the straight off
- 1:26Speaker 2: the top, do it in the cash and the cot
- 1:28Speaker 2: down with the butt and mama the tock and she
- 1:31Speaker 2: got asked that she gonna fuck up a bad.
- 1:33Speaker 10: Lot in this spot.
- 1:34Speaker 4: Little too fast jumping and jump in the dance and.
- 1:37Speaker 3: Go too far whole day called me. I'm drying and top,
- 1:41Speaker 3: so just go but you yet me keep it one
- 1:45Speaker 3: j red eating up like it's a fish. They say,
- 1:49Speaker 3: a doub bon play.
- 1:50Speaker 11: I got.
- 1:50Speaker 12: Can see the comt someone taking something of the piece.
- 1:53Speaker 12: I won't like the free style for free. I put
- 1:55Speaker 12: it in the kids and I d the I won't
- 1:57Speaker 12: even come out the house for free. I can look
- 1:59Speaker 12: at the try for ginger couldn't even come sign for me.
- 2:01Speaker 12: I do what I'm working some signet.
- 2:03Speaker 1: I get that. I get that.
- 2:04Speaker 10: I'll get the bag.
- 2:05Speaker 3: They get the back of the cut of the head.
- 2:07Speaker 7: I'm to compare, y'all making me left.
- 2:09Speaker 6: Needther we help him?
- 2:09Speaker 5: Or did the game comptable computable top my dog gotta
- 2:12Speaker 5: throw the cold and get in.
- 2:15Speaker 6: At the pipe.
- 2:15Speaker 5: Came up the chilling much creature the door to day's
- 2:19Speaker 5: little miss.
- 2:19Speaker 7: I'm unpleasing bird, don't leave the paper, check your knees
- 2:23Speaker 7: and please becaving.
- 2:24Speaker 3: I'm fascinated too, but you're so fun that our mouse
- 2:27Speaker 3: to congratulation.
- 2:29Speaker 5: She got him so good that I grab at you waiting.
- 2:31Speaker 9: They had to hate it.
- 2:32Speaker 7: All for them, niggase they crashed the baby my trap
- 2:35Speaker 7: of bay, rub the own on my mouse's band, the
- 2:38Speaker 7: tragic baby I put little bit, look up the trap
- 2:41Speaker 7: a savage baby killer need just.
- 2:43Speaker 6: C gashing pavement.
- 2:45Speaker 13: You get in the bag and tumble that.
- 2:46Speaker 4: I get the bag and the straight up the top
- 2:49Speaker 4: being the cash and.
- 2:50Speaker 3: They come came with a planement a mama, that is
- 2:53Speaker 3: he got asked he gonna fuck up a bag to
- 2:56Speaker 3: this little fast with his dams, got too fund trunk
- 3:02Speaker 3: and talks cold steady, be real ship one shout real,
- 3:09Speaker 3: beat it up like it's a fast.
- 3:11Speaker 5: Listen a double black.
- 3:37Speaker 6: M h.
- 3:40Speaker 13: M h.
- 3:48Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 3:51Speaker 14: A short thinking about my big Tom. That's what fill
- 3:56Speaker 14: only look at the prince ball thy beads one of
- 3:59Speaker 14: something Big Tom I was sending you opinigant him no.
- 4:03Speaker 5: Ship bro I got a girl name bucking daughter.
- 4:06Speaker 6: If they cut me, do that.
- 4:06Speaker 5: Bitch, keep this shop real nigga, ship, don't get me
- 4:09Speaker 5: the man day tally with money jack.
- 4:12Speaker 14: My niggas something back in that day that they should
- 4:15Speaker 14: win this case for that one went that game that
- 4:18Speaker 14: won in this break to.
- 4:20Speaker 5: Shout stop about clock time race?
- 4:23Speaker 14: Did they go in your break but then they come
- 4:25Speaker 14: in your way for this dumb though then they come
- 4:27Speaker 14: in your way. Don't win up by mind my, you
- 4:31Speaker 14: don't broke with me the past.
- 4:36Speaker 5: You gotta go with a shot home fun and see
- 4:39Speaker 5: when the.
- 4:39Speaker 8: Count with me shot some shut up, shut shot out,
- 4:44Speaker 8: they go bring it s shut shot out, go change's
- 4:50Speaker 8: sun shove out, Bruno, shut shove out, shut shut up,
- 4:57Speaker 8: princh shut shut shut up, don't shut shove off buck
- 5:06Speaker 8: shot shove off. Want to go talking shout shove.
- 5:11Speaker 15: Off, skinny nigga about my thick mom oh step fust domtic.
- 5:15Speaker 5: Sell probably prob jealous Crystal.
- 5:18Speaker 15: So you don't the whole brow when you pissed dot,
- 5:20Speaker 15: I don't feel they give a poke if you pissed off,
- 5:22Speaker 15: I just put a bigger than the pristol and trying
- 5:24Speaker 15: for my golt chain and my pistol.
- 5:26Speaker 1: Should if I give me your mother lipped.
- 5:27Speaker 4: Up little pia.
- 5:30Speaker 15: When niggas are shopping Dame, they shoveling the travels the
- 5:34Speaker 15: hand of my problem because they can be back in
- 5:35Speaker 15: these days, but that roby when to pass out, she
- 5:39Speaker 15: tony put pop drinks.
- 5:40Speaker 6: Be stuck for the past.
- 5:42Speaker 16: She want to stop.
- 5:44Speaker 15: Dominikan kills them, kills them. My Westinnian gills them, and
- 5:50Speaker 15: the million young dulls them better links fell a ring
- 5:54Speaker 15: it put my thing like maybe brother trains a lot
- 5:56Speaker 15: that my niggas win. Not being in a little brain
- 5:58Speaker 15: is you want to hang but the hag but then set.
- 6:01Speaker 6: Up so sever.
- 6:05Speaker 8: Go sell out, saying that sun set up bo go
- 6:13Speaker 8: to s se sons set up so sun.
- 6:22Speaker 5: Sun sep to this some sell print b go shut sever.
- 6:41Speaker 6: M a fault from the land of the lots.
- 6:42Speaker 14: You hold the pail hopes more corp from Fama whom
- 6:45Speaker 14: saying kind of pet put the things and stops and
- 6:47Speaker 14: park Waller.
- 6:49Speaker 1: App the king Kim of these black lives on your
- 6:51Speaker 1: ready blowing.
- 6:52Speaker 7: Out your backs from flock killed the house of horned Hill.
- 6:54Speaker 17: Every time you walk by your back in a chip
- 6:56Speaker 17: from the back rock and from blasts like a said
- 6:59Speaker 17: the automatic.
- 7:00Speaker 1: The boy that one piece al wold he.
- 7:02Speaker 17: Pay me big four downhold but you can down the
- 7:06Speaker 17: round cawntown to the pack.
- 7:08Speaker 6: I'm a kid getting the kids with the good. You know,
- 7:10Speaker 6: I'm another cucking contact luck why bigger? Don't run?
- 7:14Speaker 17: Get hid it for one minute when they sing like
- 7:16Speaker 17: I'm wanting now, I'm choking smoking hope and I don't
- 7:19Speaker 17: croak him.
- 7:19Speaker 4: Mother, don't stay, kids stay when let.
- 7:23Speaker 1: Got to hold it, let's try.
- 7:24Speaker 6: I can't stand it. Get that buck can't stand then
- 7:27Speaker 6: they want to be can't get up?
- 7:29Speaker 3: You get kids can't want to sta God you get
- 7:32Speaker 3: kid star Tom's one that Georgia rum when your boy trying.
- 7:35Speaker 5: To hangs up and remember one, oh Jersey said.
- 7:38Speaker 6: I under the gard.
- 8:02Speaker 10: I get this.
- 8:08Speaker 17: Game both boys. I get thoses on Saturday time, but
- 8:19Speaker 17: I need that I gets on Saturday times side.
- 8:31Speaker 5: I get thousands some Saturday time.
- 8:36Speaker 17: Drive down.
- 8:44Speaker 5: Here the side, talk on them around the tree.
- 8:51Speaker 4: Name those tos one.
- 8:53Speaker 5: A broad sting plenty.
- 8:58Speaker 6: Don you got to.
- 9:03Speaker 5: Ye oh no, I gay go job wait on wing
- 9:08Speaker 5: my spot. I can't I do, I said, we need.
- 9:15Speaker 1: They gonna put up.
- 9:18Speaker 5: We're gonna do.
- 9:19Speaker 4: Some amazing day day guts need from no place of.
- 9:23Speaker 5: Place day said, can't go.
- 9:28Speaker 4: Hold up, back up, I get those.
- 9:37Speaker 5: Up until my brown place. You need full time.
- 9:44Speaker 17: Place wi both, I get those no Saturday time, but
- 9:52Speaker 17: I need that line go.
- 9:54Speaker 6: To the s both.
- 9:56Speaker 9: I get th saay time, I.
- 10:04Speaker 5: Can't say time.
- 10:06Speaker 18: I want to press my life.
- 10:08Speaker 6: I want to push my I.
- 10:10Speaker 4: Want to be like, I want to feel like. I
- 10:12Speaker 4: will to press my line. Yeah, I'm gonna take that
- 10:15Speaker 4: bag there.
- 10:15Speaker 6: I'm gonna press my mind. I will agree like I
- 10:18Speaker 6: want to be like.
- 10:19Speaker 4: I want to bess like, oh my dear experience feelings.
- 10:22Speaker 4: I will live a moment feeling more resilient life. I
- 10:24Speaker 4: have been in the burned building, take the misual building, buildings,
- 10:27Speaker 4: just the fust, love it.
- 10:29Speaker 6: I just got god.
- 10:30Speaker 4: Stop today, pussy the pill pick the lepisode.
- 10:40Speaker 3: If you can bring that, put your hard together, play
- 10:42Speaker 3: the part Shaw's the boarding at the dam shows the
- 10:45Speaker 3: coo for help that shots my shoe forever.
- 10:48Speaker 4: Like Sundays.
- 10:51Speaker 17: Broods, I get those Savy time, I get those stop
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- 14:29Speaker 10: G what's up? Dog? Feeling good?
- 14:31Speaker 19: Smoking this fire? After I put down that fire in
- 14:33Speaker 19: my house? Dog gotta be alive that she was scary dog.
- 14:37Speaker 10: I'm not gonna lie. I got a little bit to say.
- 14:38Speaker 1: Bro, we'll get into it right now.
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- 14:47Speaker 16: How you guys doing. Thanks for listening. Hit that like
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- 15:00Speaker 18: like doing ship like Stoner's and fucking buying it last
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- 15:09Speaker 18: thank you guys that are buying tickets. We'll see you
- 15:11Speaker 18: guys tomorrow. Hey, man, Sam Trippley deserves a full room,
- 15:14Speaker 18: all right. I don't understand this man fucking and he's
- 15:16Speaker 18: gonna say fucking hell of ship for you guys.
- 15:19Speaker 6: He has pack it out.
- 15:20Speaker 1: He said he's gonna say the N word. That's it.
- 15:21Speaker 10: I said it. He told me not tell you guys.
- 15:23Speaker 10: You said it's a pack room.
- 15:24Speaker 1: He's gonna say it.
- 15:25Speaker 11: Safe doing it when it's a pack room, you feel
- 15:26Speaker 11: safe doing it when it's a little empty room, saying.
- 15:32Speaker 1: He's gonna go up there and be like white nigga.
- 15:36Speaker 6: He does say it.
- 15:36Speaker 16: Bro's whatever word you want him to say, we'll put
- 15:38Speaker 16: in a bucket and then we'll get him to say
- 15:40Speaker 16: it on stage.
- 15:41Speaker 10: It's a bird.
- 15:42Speaker 18: Yeah, but make sure you guys get your tickets. We
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- 15:48Speaker 18: will be performing. I'll be introducing all these foods. Thank
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- 15:55Speaker 6: I appreciate you.
- 15:58Speaker 18: And last but not least, let's get it up and
- 16:00Speaker 18: give a warm welcome to our guest, the wedding Only
- 16:03Speaker 18: Jason Assevi though who I thought his last name was
- 16:06Speaker 18: avocado for real?
- 16:10Speaker 6: Yeah, I like that you actually had a question about
- 16:12Speaker 6: I don't think about as that anymore now that I know.
- 16:14Speaker 1: Yeah, thank god.
- 16:14Speaker 18: I was like, I was like, hey, man, So your
- 16:16Speaker 18: last name is avocado. That's crazy, you know, it's just
- 16:18Speaker 18: for the marketing.
- 16:19Speaker 6: That's White people look up avocados more than anybody. So
- 16:21Speaker 6: just that gets you straight to the website.
- 16:23Speaker 9: You become less less threatening.
- 16:25Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, I'm a I'm a I'm a healthy fat.
- 16:28Speaker 6: Yeah right there, I'm a healthy fat.
- 16:31Speaker 18: We got we got you just in time because avocado
- 16:33Speaker 18: season started as well too, so it's great. Yeah yeah, yeah,
- 16:35Speaker 18: Well my girlfriend has avocado tree. My neighbor has one,
- 16:38Speaker 18: so like it's a time right now. That's that's when
- 16:41Speaker 18: I should tour the avocado season tour. That should be
- 16:44Speaker 18: like the name of a tour, avocado season.
- 16:45Speaker 6: I mean, yeah, that's how lit. I don't like wuacamole,
- 16:48Speaker 6: but if you don't like no, no, I like salsa,
- 16:51Speaker 6: but if you pick an avocado, pick me. So that's
- 16:53Speaker 6: why I like the I like that ship you own.
- 16:56Speaker 1: You have an avocado tree, my girlfriend does.
- 16:58Speaker 9: You should bag them and sell them. They're so expensive,
- 17:00Speaker 9: you know you know what, I'm.
- 17:02Speaker 6: What, Yeah, you guys, avocados they're coming on whatnot? All right?
- 17:08Speaker 9: We don't avocado the same, you know what?
- 17:10Speaker 1: Through that problem might do a bag Back to the
- 17:12Speaker 1: ovocados and whatnot. Dog, throw chicken.
- 17:14Speaker 6: You imagine you want your money back from the messy game,
- 17:17Speaker 6: Just go to nine and sell avocados. Okay, don't tell me, dog,
- 17:22Speaker 6: I never thought about that dollars in avocado, bro.
- 17:24Speaker 18: Dog, there's people selling tacos and all this stuff, but
- 17:26Speaker 18: it ain't. Nobody got avocados.
- 17:27Speaker 16: And exactly exactly can you put that to heena and
- 17:31Speaker 16: all that on avocado that you can?
- 17:33Speaker 6: So you know you should just turn that avocado tree
- 17:35Speaker 6: and do a money tree.
- 17:36Speaker 1: Let's go.
- 17:37Speaker 19: I like, I like how you just like just putting
- 17:39Speaker 19: on everything's so good, dude, Candy they started putting it
- 17:43Speaker 19: off candy, and that's just like the Indian Wade Bro.
- 17:45Speaker 18: They own all the spice companies. Bro, they put fucking
- 17:47Speaker 18: powder on everything.
- 17:49Speaker 9: Like you respect a good spice.
- 17:50Speaker 6: Brother, Like KFC has like the seven herbs and spices,
- 17:54Speaker 6: they have seven of their own. We don't know what
- 17:55Speaker 6: they are. Yeah, they're hidden, so each family gets their
- 17:58Speaker 6: own secrets.
- 17:59Speaker 19: Talking about hustling, right, hustling avocados right, sure, sure, I
- 18:02Speaker 19: just got hustled this week in bad Oh for some avocados. No,
- 18:06Speaker 19: So I was like, well, I went to beyond last minute,
- 18:10Speaker 19: I got to be on. All the parking from the
- 18:12Speaker 19: venue was taken, so I'm like driving around looking for
- 18:16Speaker 19: any parking. Eventually there's a sign that says parking made
- 18:21Speaker 19: out of fucking arts and crafts, and I'm like, fuck it.
- 18:25Speaker 19: I go in there and I pull up and it's
- 18:27Speaker 19: some crack lady dog missing the tooth and shit with
- 18:30Speaker 19: the fucking yellow vest. And I look over and I
- 18:33Speaker 19: was like how much.
- 18:35Speaker 10: She's like sixty bucks.
- 18:36Speaker 1: I'm like sixty bucks, and it's like it's an industrial
- 18:40Speaker 1: zone so it's like an industrial building. She's like, well,
- 18:43Speaker 1: I have to pay for it. I rented it.
- 18:45Speaker 19: I was like, how did you rent this? But I'm
- 18:47Speaker 19: telling you, I got two girls in the back. They're
- 18:49Speaker 19: like kind of annoyed already.
- 18:51Speaker 6: I'm like I need to get this shit part.
- 18:53Speaker 1: So I'm like, what's the lowest she'll do.
- 18:55Speaker 10: She's like, I'll do fifty. And then a girl's like
- 18:58Speaker 10: I got it all.
- 18:59Speaker 6: Right, and I was trying to luwer her down, but
- 19:01Speaker 6: at that point I was like, I got it.
- 19:03Speaker 1: But I got all my snowboarding gear in the back,
- 19:05Speaker 1: so I'm like, bro, it is sketchy.
- 19:08Speaker 6: And I told the lady. I'm like, you're gonna be
- 19:10Speaker 6: here all night?
- 19:11Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna be here all night.
- 19:14Speaker 6: How empty was a lot?
- 19:14Speaker 9: When you got there?
- 19:15Speaker 19: Three other cars started getting sketched down. Fuck, they're gonna
- 19:19Speaker 19: break into my car, like they know. I'm gone for
- 19:22Speaker 19: a cool minute. Bro, whatever, I leave, I come back.
- 19:25Speaker 19: The ladies not there.
- 19:27Speaker 1: You know what this body bitch just did.
- 19:29Speaker 19: She just found an industrial building and said this is
- 19:31Speaker 19: my parking lot instructure and charge people for it.
- 19:34Speaker 10: And she got me for fifty bucks.
- 19:35Speaker 6: And then she dipped.
- 19:36Speaker 9: And then yeah, cars get told she doesn't go.
- 19:38Speaker 1: I mean, but did you get told?
- 19:40Speaker 3: No?
- 19:41Speaker 6: And she watched your ship? No, she didn't watch my shit.
- 19:43Speaker 1: I guarantee you she left.
- 19:44Speaker 9: At It's better than she didn't.
- 19:46Speaker 6: She stayed. She probably would have got tempted to break
- 19:47Speaker 6: into it. Oh it was just that thing, but let
- 19:52Speaker 6: you and she left.
- 19:53Speaker 1: I just found a hustle for me whenever I need money. Yeah,
- 19:56Speaker 1: I just go to music festivals or places, find an
- 19:59Speaker 1: industrial building, put her fucking arts and craft sign that
- 20:02Speaker 1: says parking wear an orange bast and just tell her
- 20:04Speaker 1: park right here. Wow, oh yeah, this is my building.
- 20:08Speaker 19: They let me use it. Who the fuck is gonna
- 20:10Speaker 19: ask questions or nothing. You're already drunk, you already want
- 20:12Speaker 19: to go on the festival.
- 20:14Speaker 6: Yeah, go hustle. You knew it. And while I was
- 20:16Speaker 6: paying her, I knew I was getting hustled. In my head,
- 20:18Speaker 6: I was like, Bro, this isn't her building.
- 20:19Speaker 1: You look at her this packet, this is not her building. Yeah, bro,
- 20:25Speaker 1: so careful out there. You can get hustle for avocados
- 20:27Speaker 1: and parking lots.
- 20:29Speaker 6: Cash whatever.
- 20:32Speaker 9: At least the girl took the yel It wasn't you directly,
- 20:34Speaker 9: but you know, you.
- 20:36Speaker 6: Saved that woman's life. You know, you bought her some crack.
- 20:39Speaker 6: Yeah udea, she probably could have bought teeth.
- 20:43Speaker 16: And if you were the third fourth car, your your
- 20:45Speaker 16: fifties on the bottom still, so she's probably not even
- 20:48Speaker 16: at your.
- 20:48Speaker 6: You know what XT year.
- 20:49Speaker 18: You're always getting scammed, bro, like like you like you're
- 20:53Speaker 18: always getting scammed, like you're not like you don't have
- 20:55Speaker 18: that wit, bro, Like you don't like what's going on, bro,
- 20:59Speaker 18: like you just sometimes you just.
- 21:03Speaker 1: Like there's you know, for a fucking illegal alien. Bro,
- 21:05Speaker 1: you should be more rebo dog, you should be more like.
- 21:08Speaker 19: Well because at the end of the day, like like
- 21:09Speaker 19: to be honest. At the end of day, the thing's
- 21:11Speaker 19: fully insured. What happens I called the cops say it's missing.
- 21:14Speaker 19: Guess what, I get my fucking new car at the
- 21:17Speaker 19: end of the day.
- 21:18Speaker 6: But you gotta go through all that, but she doesn't
- 21:20Speaker 6: get her insurance.
- 21:21Speaker 16: Rate's gonna go up. They're gonna ask you what happened.
- 21:23Speaker 16: You're like, I gave him meth head my park.
- 21:24Speaker 1: Somebody said the g n XG stands for gullible dog.
- 21:30Speaker 9: Extra.
- 21:33Speaker 18: That's actually bro, because yeah, you shouldn't be getting scammed
- 21:35Speaker 18: that much. Bro, like me dog the other time?
- 21:37Speaker 11: What it's been this one in the time that I
- 21:39Speaker 11: bought a fake ticket on fucking my Twitter. Yeah, he
- 21:42Speaker 11: bought he bought a fake We're all going to Comic Con.
- 21:45Speaker 11: We addressed the Super Mario brothers.
- 21:47Speaker 18: He was Luigi and then everybody was there dressed up
- 21:51Speaker 18: and he was like, yeah, I got my ticket.
- 21:52Speaker 6: He was to check it out.
- 21:53Speaker 18: He bought some fucking it doesn't even know what they
- 21:55Speaker 18: tried off. Somebody on Twitter like I'm just like, how
- 22:00Speaker 18: did you just spend He's like, I really paid for this.
- 22:02Speaker 18: I was like, you're just lying, You're making this ship up.
- 22:03Speaker 18: Just so you know what I mean, like you so
- 22:05Speaker 18: you don't have to go And then no, he really
- 22:07Speaker 18: got scammed. He just I don't know how you get
- 22:09Speaker 18: scam so easily.
- 22:10Speaker 6: Bro, How much was it for?
- 22:11Speaker 10: That was another forty?
- 22:13Speaker 16: It's you're a nice guy. You trust people. Man, you
- 22:16Speaker 16: look at you look at someone you're like, I believe
- 22:17Speaker 16: the best in you.
- 22:18Speaker 1: Because I'm scammed before too.
- 22:19Speaker 6: So I think it's kind of like, you know, like.
- 22:24Speaker 9: It's your turn, you know, it's karma.
- 22:25Speaker 18: Yeah, you guys act like everybody everybody is. Everybody is
- 22:29Speaker 18: scamming day.
- 22:30Speaker 16: Bro.
- 22:30Speaker 1: You might not get scammed, but you scam. You're Indian,
- 22:32Speaker 1: You're Middle Eastern.
- 22:33Speaker 9: I'm Indian, not Middle Eastern. And why do I scam?
- 22:40Speaker 6: Yeah? You asked you act like he's asking for your
- 22:42Speaker 6: Social Security number?
- 22:43Speaker 1: Bro wants Bro.
- 22:48Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean the only thing I asked you was
- 22:50Speaker 9: for the address to Big Bear. That's the only thing
- 22:52Speaker 9: I've ever asked you for.
- 22:53Speaker 1: You never showed up.
- 22:54Speaker 6: I wonder what you did with the address.
- 22:56Speaker 9: I went to your house.
- 23:00Speaker 18: You know, there's a lot of a lot of people
- 23:01Speaker 18: will be fucking scamming these days, bro, Like all the
- 23:04Speaker 18: youth out here is doing it. Bro, like even if
- 23:06Speaker 18: because look, bro, you know I've seen I've seen about
- 23:09Speaker 18: a bunch of videos of you know, you get these
- 23:11Speaker 18: like oh quick way to make some money, and these people,
- 23:13Speaker 18: you know how everybody's worrying.
- 23:14Speaker 1: What's that?
- 23:15Speaker 18: Like all these brands like Denom Tears and fucking hell
- 23:18Speaker 18: Star and all these brands. Bro, That shit's expensive, bro,
- 23:21Speaker 18: like real, the real ship. If you go into the
- 23:22Speaker 18: store in New York or wherever the fuck it's at,
- 23:24Speaker 18: it's expensive.
- 23:25Speaker 6: Bro.
- 23:26Speaker 18: All these kids are just buying fake merchant, selling it
- 23:28Speaker 18: to each other for the high. And I've seen I
- 23:31Speaker 18: saw countless videos of it, and then I'm looking at it.
- 23:33Speaker 1: I was like, well, is this that? I was like, No,
- 23:35Speaker 1: that's at the end of the day, that's just a scam.
- 23:37Speaker 1: Isn't their counterfeit everything though? That's yeah, but that's a scam,
- 23:40Speaker 1: I know. But I've asked, is the counterfeit Pokemon cards?
- 23:43Speaker 6: Oh my god, yeah, counterfeit there's Pokey Man cards.
- 23:49Speaker 18: Yeah, yeah, big time, bro. That's why that's why you
- 23:51Speaker 18: gotta have the verification code and everything.
- 23:53Speaker 6: Dude.
- 23:53Speaker 16: There's counterfeit food of the Loom, underwear, I bet everything. Yeah,
- 23:57Speaker 16: oh yeah, everything.
- 24:00Speaker 6: Because there was the There was that Mandela effect ship
- 24:03Speaker 6: where people thought the fruit of the loom that there
- 24:04Speaker 6: was like a corn of copia. And then some people
- 24:06Speaker 6: were like, I've never seen that in my life before.
- 24:08Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying about.
- 24:10Speaker 1: There was a there was just like how there was
- 24:12Speaker 1: fish tanks in Walmart?
- 24:13Speaker 10: All right, all right?
- 24:16Speaker 18: There was Some people like to argue that there was
- 24:18Speaker 18: never any fish tanks in why they sold fish at Walmart?
- 24:22Speaker 9: It was dependent on the Walmart. Maybe it was dependent
- 24:25Speaker 9: on the wall.
- 24:26Speaker 1: Okay, here's another one zone. Did Pikachu have a black
- 24:29Speaker 1: thing at the end of the tail or?
- 24:30Speaker 6: No?
- 24:30Speaker 1: Yeah, he did in the beginning. You don't like it anymore,
- 24:33Speaker 1: they say, he doesn't. They claim that it never had one.
- 24:37Speaker 18: I think they have to make those claims because because
- 24:39Speaker 18: of copyright shiit bro, you know what I mean. I
- 24:42Speaker 18: think like at some point maybe the person who drew
- 24:44Speaker 18: it probably wanted so much money for the original drawing
- 24:46Speaker 18: a Pikachu and they're like, we're just gonna get somebody
- 24:48Speaker 18: to draw without it, and we can't claim that there was.
- 24:50Speaker 1: So whoever saw it has.
- 24:52Speaker 19: Who said that Walmart don't have fish tank? Ali said
- 24:55Speaker 19: that she has one in her Walmart.
- 24:57Speaker 6: Damn still someone about a turtle at Walmart. Turtle are
- 25:00Speaker 6: discussed like you.
- 25:03Speaker 19: They have like Simonella and them. You got to clean
- 25:05Speaker 19: them a lot. Turtles are not like a pet you
- 25:07Speaker 19: want to give your kid to start off with.
- 25:09Speaker 9: Those things are not Like I don't know so much
- 25:11Speaker 9: about turtles because I wanted to be a.
- 25:12Speaker 10: Turtle that with that ship.
- 25:14Speaker 1: I might be not I might not be too you
- 25:17Speaker 1: are You are wrong because I had a turtle for
- 25:19Speaker 1: thirteen years.
- 25:20Speaker 6: Yeah, your dad just didn't want you to have a turtle.
- 25:22Speaker 9: My dad I bought it was I know, my son,
- 25:25Speaker 9: he's gonna fuck the turtle.
- 25:26Speaker 6: I'm not bringing home a turtle. I don't want him Manilla.
- 25:33Speaker 18: But I got a turtle when it was this big,
- 25:34Speaker 18: and then I had to get rid of it. But
- 25:36Speaker 18: because they got super big and I just but where'd
- 25:38Speaker 18: you get this turtle? It was one of those like
- 25:40Speaker 18: red slider turtles. Though they get that big, they get huge.
- 25:43Speaker 1: Bro Like it just kept growing and then it just
- 25:45Speaker 1: met around the house and ship.
- 25:47Speaker 18: It's a water turtle, I mean, like, I mean, yeah,
- 25:49Speaker 18: we'll take it out every now and then to go
- 25:50Speaker 18: like get some sun and ship, you know.
- 25:52Speaker 1: Because it would be in the grass. But did you
- 25:53Speaker 1: ever bay with them?
- 25:54Speaker 9: No, it's disgusting.
- 25:56Speaker 18: But then like I did, then eventually it got so
- 25:59Speaker 18: big that there's like this, uh, this like cemetery where
- 26:03Speaker 18: like my like my grandma's buried at and like they
- 26:05Speaker 18: have like this like pond in the beginning of like
- 26:08Speaker 18: that like that, you know, like the beginning they have
- 26:10Speaker 18: like fish in there, and they have a bunch of
- 26:11Speaker 18: these turtles there. I guess it's just like as a
- 26:13Speaker 18: reserve or whatever, like it's a grip of them, like
- 26:15Speaker 18: grip them. So I just want to go with the turtles. Yeah,
- 26:18Speaker 18: so I just like let that fool air and I
- 26:19Speaker 18: was just I don't know if it's still there, but
- 26:21Speaker 18: oh ship, yeah.
- 26:22Speaker 6: You let oh you just released them back into the world.
- 26:25Speaker 1: Well it's it's like a little lake.
- 26:26Speaker 6: They built it like this. Uh, it's it's a it's
- 26:28Speaker 6: a cooper I think it's a coover city.
- 26:30Speaker 1: The cemetery. It's no, it's probably still alive.
- 26:33Speaker 6: Bro.
- 26:33Speaker 1: No, it doesn't know how to survive, like it doesn't
- 26:35Speaker 1: know how to get its fish. You don't used to
- 26:37Speaker 1: give it fish. You can't just live.
- 26:38Speaker 6: But there's a ship.
- 26:39Speaker 1: There's a little fish in there, but figure out, yeah, no, no,
- 26:44Speaker 1: it's no, it doesn't have a natural what's gonna kill it?
- 26:46Speaker 1: You think you can just like a tiger from the zoo,
- 26:48Speaker 1: you think you can just put it back.
- 26:49Speaker 6: It's different.
- 26:50Speaker 18: It's different with reptiles, bro, because reptiles they don't never
- 26:52Speaker 18: become cutterly and just so dependent like that, Like a
- 26:54Speaker 18: reptile still has to hunt for his food, even though
- 26:56Speaker 18: if you like, if you're if you have a domesticated like,
- 26:58Speaker 18: you don't give a snake is not gonna.
- 27:00Speaker 1: You know, you're right, You're right, snake's not gonna know what.
- 27:02Speaker 6: There's just there's no turtle out there getting scammed for
- 27:04Speaker 6: a sixty dollars part industrial buildings. I think we're good.
- 27:08Speaker 1: Imagine the goldfish. You're funking this motherfucker. That turtle probably
- 27:12Speaker 1: scammed you.
- 27:12Speaker 6: That wasn't la bro. But that ship is.
- 27:15Speaker 18: I pretty much want to go leave it a like
- 27:17Speaker 18: a safari for all these red slidder turtles. And now
- 27:19Speaker 18: I bet it's probably even bigger. But like, yeah, I
- 27:21Speaker 18: don't know, it's that's great.
- 27:22Speaker 6: I mean I should find it.
- 27:24Speaker 1: Yeah, there's too many of them in that cemetery.
- 27:27Speaker 6: You put like a serial number on them to remember.
- 27:29Speaker 18: I did fucking paint one of the top of one
- 27:32Speaker 18: of it's like shell, like I wrote my name on there,
- 27:34Speaker 18: like fucking luggage.
- 27:35Speaker 6: Like just put like a ribbon on him. You're like,
- 27:37Speaker 6: I'll see that guy next time.
- 27:39Speaker 1: Like I did.
- 27:39Speaker 9: His turtle probably runs the other turtles.
- 27:42Speaker 19: Now that you say that mom had a U tortoise,
- 27:46Speaker 19: that's a different type of turtles.
- 27:47Speaker 9: Different about a tortoise and a turtle.
- 27:49Speaker 1: This is a fucking Holy Cross.
- 27:50Speaker 18: Cemetery is the one that's the cemetery that I'm talking about.
- 27:53Speaker 18: Holy Cross Cemetery in the beginning of that's where all
- 27:55Speaker 18: the turtles are.
- 27:56Speaker 10: That's what you put it.
- 27:57Speaker 18: Yeah, it's a it's pretty sick. It's like a big
- 27:59Speaker 18: statue of Jesus, Like what up?
- 28:00Speaker 1: And then there's like a pond.
- 28:02Speaker 6: Oh.
- 28:03Speaker 1: Yeah, I was just like it's a holy turtle.
- 28:05Speaker 18: Now, no tortoise tortoises and record there be like yo,
- 28:10Speaker 18: I'm gonna do a live updates like yo, Ma's snow
- 28:14Speaker 18: turtle Hunters.
- 28:16Speaker 19: But about the tortoise, my uncle did do that. He
- 28:19Speaker 19: had a tortoise in his ranch and it was for
- 28:21Speaker 19: the little kids.
- 28:21Speaker 1: It's a little small one.
- 28:22Speaker 6: They grow huge. But it was like I remember when I.
- 28:24Speaker 1: Saw it was a little one and I was like,
- 28:25Speaker 1: my uncle's like, have you seen the tortoise? Oh a
- 28:27Speaker 1: little kid.
- 28:28Speaker 19: I was like, what are you talking about. Uncle's like,
- 28:30Speaker 19: go looking for the orange spot. So me and my
- 28:33Speaker 19: uncles went looking for a orange spot, and yeah, he
- 28:35Speaker 19: fucking painted its fucking shell orange. So this thing you
- 28:38Speaker 19: could always find it. But it was like because they're
- 28:40Speaker 19: dirt and he had it fenced off, but it had
- 28:42Speaker 19: a big and it ends up being like huge. But yeah,
- 28:44Speaker 19: my uncle fucking ended up painting the fucking his house
- 28:47Speaker 19: orange so you can always know where it was at.
- 28:49Speaker 1: You mean, kind of like how you have to paint
- 28:50Speaker 1: your apartment.
- 28:52Speaker 18: All right, So every all right, everybody on Patreon and
- 28:56Speaker 18: everybody on on Instagram is wondering what the fuck happened
- 29:00Speaker 18: this weekend? You post it up, and I'm gonna tell
- 29:02Speaker 18: you right now, tell everybody that it wasn't my fucking candle,
- 29:05Speaker 18: right because my candles are top tier.
- 29:08Speaker 1: Bro I had run out of flavors by his own candles,
- 29:11Speaker 1: so I did go copper ross one.
- 29:13Speaker 10: You know, my lady was coming over, so you know,
- 29:15Speaker 10: I had a light of candle and ship but.
- 29:17Speaker 1: Whooped the whoop.
- 29:18Speaker 6: I'm on my pad and I light up this candle
- 29:21Speaker 6: and I light up this candle. Did not expect those
- 29:24Speaker 6: words whoop the.
- 29:25Speaker 1: Dew whatever, whooty woop whatever. I light up this candle
- 29:36Speaker 1: and I go walk my dog. I don't know if
- 29:38Speaker 1: my dog.
- 29:39Speaker 19: Bumped into the chair that'm bumped into something, or I
- 29:41Speaker 19: don't know if it the cable that's hanging from the
- 29:44Speaker 19: xbox got right under the candle and it sparked up.
- 29:48Speaker 1: He Zone says it might have been left over oil
- 29:51Speaker 1: if you just bought a candle. Yeah.
- 29:52Speaker 18: Sometimes whenever, like whenever candles are are in different temperatures
- 29:57Speaker 18: and they have too much oil or it's like the
- 29:59Speaker 18: bubbles will ride up and then you'll see like the
- 30:01Speaker 18: like you know, like you're like, what the fuck is
- 30:02Speaker 18: this the liquid on top of the candle. You're supposed
- 30:04Speaker 18: to wipe that down because that's just like oil with
- 30:06Speaker 18: like sense. So if you like the candle like that,
- 30:08Speaker 18: that literally.
- 30:10Speaker 9: Oh yeah yeah.
- 30:11Speaker 1: So like I said, I don't know what happened. I
- 30:13Speaker 1: want to go walk my dog. I'm walking my dog
- 30:16Speaker 1: like five ten minutes. Nothing crazy, are you sure you
- 30:18Speaker 1: weren't smoking math. Yeah, I'm sure smoking math.
- 30:21Speaker 19: So then I come back and I had no weight
- 30:24Speaker 19: because I had just gone snowboarding, and I smoked all
- 30:26Speaker 19: my weight to come back in my house a little smoky.
- 30:29Speaker 1: I even smoked today.
- 30:31Speaker 6: That's a little weird.
- 30:32Speaker 19: And I like start looking around kind of like an idiot,
- 30:34Speaker 19: and I go to my room. If I open the door,
- 30:36Speaker 19: I'm talking like I'm like, oh fucked, I have to
- 30:42Speaker 19: call nine one one right now. But instantly I'm like, no, no,
- 30:45Speaker 19: I got this because I'm like I don't want to
- 30:48Speaker 19: get the portage through water?
- 30:51Speaker 6: Like how big? Okay?
- 30:52Speaker 1: How big was the flame? Like was it open?
- 30:54Speaker 16: Like that?
- 30:54Speaker 1: Can you open the windows? By the way?
- 30:56Speaker 6: What is it?
- 30:57Speaker 1: It was just like like nothing crazy, but I just
- 31:00Speaker 1: grabbed my fucking blanket and just went no, but like
- 31:03Speaker 1: the was the flame?
- 31:05Speaker 6: Like uh it was?
- 31:06Speaker 1: Was the flame like like really big?
- 31:09Speaker 6: We'll do it, but is it ye? Just to bring
- 31:12Speaker 6: it into it like that, and I just.
- 31:15Speaker 1: Grabbed the blanket and start going like this and I
- 31:18Speaker 1: took it down.
- 31:19Speaker 6: Wasn't even like I mean, and then.
- 31:21Speaker 18: You didn't think at any moment when you threw the
- 31:23Speaker 18: fucking blanket or that it was gonna go because I
- 31:26Speaker 18: know what it's like to light like light fabrics, bro.
- 31:29Speaker 18: Like you know sometimes whenever you have a little fabric
- 31:31Speaker 18: sticking out, I'm one of those spools that will light
- 31:33Speaker 18: it up so I don't have to cut it stupidly.
- 31:36Speaker 1: There's been one time with that ship, I did it
- 31:38Speaker 1: to the wrong thing and I was like, oh, whoa
- 31:40Speaker 1: Like yeah, but so I know that fabrics will light up.
- 31:45Speaker 1: Was it wet?
- 31:46Speaker 18: Oh?
- 31:47Speaker 6: I just didn't. I don't know.
- 31:48Speaker 1: I just fucking went like, I don't know. I've seen
- 31:50Speaker 1: videos and did it smell? How like?
- 31:54Speaker 6: Brow? The whole house full?
- 31:55Speaker 1: There's ash? For all I did yesterday was clean walls.
- 31:59Speaker 19: No, I'm not even how wait yesterday the whole Yeah,
- 32:02Speaker 19: it just happened like yesterday, cheeses.
- 32:05Speaker 18: Look at that ship. That's what your house with black smoke.
- 32:07Speaker 18: It was bad, bro, it was black hun.
- 32:09Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 32:09Speaker 19: I was waiting for the I was waiting for the
- 32:11Speaker 19: for the ambulance, for the I mean for the uh
- 32:15Speaker 19: the fire. No, because you know I'm a stone er
- 32:16Speaker 19: to off. That's another reason I didn't want them coming,
- 32:19Speaker 19: because they were gonna be like, well, why isn't the
- 32:21Speaker 19: fucking firearms on and I'm like, because uh my dumb
- 32:25Speaker 19: ass took my mom.
- 32:26Speaker 1: But that'll putting new batteries on him because you didn't
- 32:29Speaker 1: like that. That's not the tea.
- 32:30Speaker 19: It's because you're fucking taking dabs and it'll just start
- 32:32Speaker 19: going off like crazy.
- 32:34Speaker 10: Yeah, it's not because I can't. Don't change the batteries.
- 32:37Speaker 1: Yeah, but bro careful with candles.
- 32:40Speaker 18: Dude.
- 32:40Speaker 19: It was a fucking insane I gotta go for it's
- 32:44Speaker 19: been there's ash everywhere.
- 32:46Speaker 6: Just get the fake ones.
- 32:47Speaker 19: Next time, I was thinking about you need a cleaning
- 32:50Speaker 19: lady to do and then I went a home deep
- 32:51Speaker 19: on home depot was Tommy, dude, Wow, it's not a
- 32:55Speaker 19: good idea that what's okay?
- 32:57Speaker 18: What's the repair looking like? Like, what's what's that looking?
- 33:00Speaker 18: How much is it going to cost you to do this?
- 33:02Speaker 18: Do you need to demolish the walls?
- 33:04Speaker 6: Like just painting right over it? Someone wants to someone
- 33:08Speaker 6: literally called the painter.
- 33:09Speaker 1: I'm a paint I know how to paint. Just painted,
- 33:14Speaker 1: samn's thing. I know I can do this. It's just
- 33:16Speaker 1: like the hardest thing has been cleaning this fucking house. Well,
- 33:21Speaker 1: you don't.
- 33:21Speaker 18: You don't clean burns though, we were, bro, no, there's ash,
- 33:25Speaker 18: you understand.
- 33:26Speaker 19: Yeah, it caught on fire and my whole house was black,
- 33:29Speaker 19: so the ash ends up falling on my plates.
- 33:32Speaker 6: A cop showed up.
- 33:32Speaker 1: We got a black house, and then you.
- 33:42Speaker 19: Know, my fucking lady doesn't want to sleep in the house.
- 33:44Speaker 19: Was like, we need to get in the hotel. You know,
- 33:49Speaker 19: everything is bad for white people. Bro, everything's that.
- 33:52Speaker 10: Everything's too.
- 33:53Speaker 1: Lady said we need to get a hotel, and I
- 33:55Speaker 1: was like, no, we don't.
- 33:56Speaker 6: That is definitely the most whitish is to do. Like
- 33:59Speaker 6: I'm like, no, big, we need to fix this. Yeah,
- 34:02Speaker 6: like my.
- 34:02Speaker 1: Stuff is here, Like you want me to waste more money?
- 34:05Speaker 1: Want I need to fix this?
- 34:07Speaker 6: Like you need to help me keep this ship up
- 34:10Speaker 6: or get the funk out of your house on fire.
- 34:11Speaker 6: You're thinking about room service, dumb bitch. Remember what I
- 34:19Speaker 6: told you about it? And I was like the first
- 34:21Speaker 6: thing he told me. I was like, oh so it
- 34:23Speaker 6: was Charboro dude, Man, that's fucking bad. Sleep.
- 34:31Speaker 9: Do you guys sleep in the living room?
- 34:33Speaker 1: Slept there in the room.
- 34:34Speaker 6: I was like just reading in all those spects.
- 34:36Speaker 9: Yeah, bro, bechack green, go go do bad.
- 34:39Speaker 1: Hired it. We hired it out for I mean, it
- 34:41Speaker 1: happened like a breathing and.
- 34:43Speaker 6: His pestses after the ship burned.
- 34:45Speaker 1: Now he's like, Bro, I already fucking small. What do
- 34:48Speaker 1: you think happened when I was putting the fucking fire?
- 34:49Speaker 1: At least been running? Have you been running like fans
- 34:51Speaker 1: and ship to get like I have? I have all
- 34:53Speaker 1: my air filters in one room right now, which is
- 34:55Speaker 1: my room.
- 34:57Speaker 6: Damn. So I mean, have you looked at is it
- 34:59Speaker 6: gonna cost you some money to fix it? How much
- 35:01Speaker 6: is it gonna cost you?
- 35:02Speaker 18: No?
- 35:02Speaker 6: Just dude, like a couple of gallons of paint and oh,
- 35:05Speaker 6: stop it off.
- 35:05Speaker 1: I wasn't looking around my apartment. They got paint that's
- 35:08Speaker 1: already color, same color I just got by paint brush.
- 35:11Speaker 1: I was gonna say, you don't want to paint it
- 35:12Speaker 1: the studio purple?
- 35:19Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 35:19Speaker 1: I was like, if you know what I mean, I'm
- 35:21Speaker 1: kind of not that I'm glad that it happened. But
- 35:23Speaker 1: my house is clean as fluckering on, the walls are clean,
- 35:25Speaker 1: the doors are clean. I feel like my dad went.
- 35:30Speaker 18: You know there is some science bro where it's like Bro,
- 35:34Speaker 18: if you work in a cluttered area, or if you
- 35:36Speaker 18: work in a mess, bro. You're you're like, even the
- 35:38Speaker 18: ship you produce is gonna be about like the same quality.
- 35:41Speaker 18: It's gonna be like a messy situation. It's gonna be
- 35:44Speaker 18: like there's gonna be obstacles around this ship. It's crazy,
- 35:47Speaker 18: like all that ship aligns.
- 35:49Speaker 3: Bro.
- 35:49Speaker 18: Like if you you know you work in a cool environment, bro,
- 35:51Speaker 18: like you know you keep it not you keep it tidy,
- 35:53Speaker 18: smooth sailings for all your endeavors.
- 35:57Speaker 1: X che get rid of the wet eye. You're toxic
- 36:01Speaker 1: by double R.
- 36:05Speaker 6: She listened.
- 36:06Speaker 9: She said she doesn't listen, but she listened.
- 36:08Speaker 1: Listen.
- 36:08Speaker 10: I have to listen.
- 36:10Speaker 1: Yeah I don't right now.
- 36:11Speaker 18: I don't see no women that every days you not
- 36:13Speaker 18: being like especially you telling them, Yeah, just don't check
- 36:16Speaker 18: out the podcast.
- 36:16Speaker 6: You don't need to tell her.
- 36:19Speaker 9: She's like okay, she goes home and listens to every episode.
- 36:22Speaker 6: That's a lot.
- 36:23Speaker 10: You don't have enough time. I don't know, man.
- 36:26Speaker 18: Yeah there's certain episodes where it's just like, hey man,
- 36:29Speaker 18: you didn't know me, you know what I mean, Like
- 36:32Speaker 18: like you can't go back to like episodes were like
- 36:35Speaker 18: you were not in my life, like like that's too far,
- 36:39Speaker 18: Like I was leaving bro, you know what I mean,
- 36:41Speaker 18: Like like like I would like if if Xaber's partner
- 36:44Speaker 18: is like, what the fuck's this episode of twenty twenty two?
- 36:47Speaker 18: It's like, bitch, you weren't even a thought, you know
- 36:49Speaker 18: what I mean?
- 36:49Speaker 6: Like the fuck? Like you'll be policing me for my
- 36:52Speaker 6: pass endeavors.
- 36:55Speaker 10: Yeah?
- 36:55Speaker 9: In my workplace?
- 36:57Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, Like.
- 37:00Speaker 19: You watch my podcast, you're my girlfriend. That's like me
- 37:03Speaker 19: at your job, Like what are you doing, bitch? Like
- 37:06Speaker 19: looking at you because that's my job. You're looking at
- 37:08Speaker 19: my job the whole time. Everything that comes out of my.
- 37:11Speaker 16: Job, you're putting you're putting it out there, but you're listen.
- 37:13Speaker 16: Go back and listen to all the stuff.
- 37:16Speaker 9: That's like going through your files. She's like going to
- 37:18Speaker 9: your Boston seeing. Let me see the extu's file over
- 37:20Speaker 9: the last five years.
- 37:21Speaker 6: She undeleted your recycle bin.
- 37:24Speaker 18: Yeah, she went to when it says permanently deleted. You
- 37:28Speaker 18: retrieved those files and you're like, how did you even
- 37:30Speaker 18: get those?
- 37:31Speaker 6: You know? That's why. That's why when you save your
- 37:35Speaker 6: ship on Microsoft kids, remember right click on the file
- 37:41Speaker 6: and you go to like the settings. I forget what
- 37:44Speaker 6: the tab is, but you can look it up. It's
- 37:45Speaker 6: like eight tabs. You can make your folders and your
- 37:48Speaker 6: documents hidden, just so you know that what.
- 37:51Speaker 9: The fuck are you hiding? Brother?
- 37:53Speaker 6: Lots lots of porn and recipes. That's how I get it.
- 37:59Speaker 6: I like to jerk off the two things. That's how
- 38:03Speaker 6: don't you say that? Recip and potroas.
- 38:07Speaker 1: It's a recipe for born Now that.
- 38:10Speaker 19: You say that about hiding files. That ship you said
- 38:13Speaker 19: about Impractical Jokers.
- 38:14Speaker 18: Oh dog ship breaking news that everybody knows well, because
- 38:21Speaker 18: I mean, I fucking I I knew there was something
- 38:24Speaker 18: weird about this food. So number one, I watch him
- 38:28Speaker 18: Practical Jokers in the past, you know what I mean,
- 38:30Speaker 18: Like no show, it's I mean to exaber's top tier entertainment.
- 38:34Speaker 18: To me, it was just the pastime.
- 38:36Speaker 6: But it is, you know it is.
- 38:39Speaker 18: Yeah, okay, okay, but don't be a hated But you know,
- 38:42Speaker 18: the most creepiest looking guy out of all three of
- 38:45Speaker 18: them ended up being a fucking dog or not.
- 38:48Speaker 10: Yes, it's Ray.
- 38:50Speaker 1: Say his name Examer Bill Murray for the balld.
- 38:57Speaker 18: Murray Murray, because why that's the same fucking shows, the
- 39:01Speaker 18: fall guy, the creepy guy.
- 39:03Speaker 6: Nobody knows. Everybody watches the show, but nobody knows his
- 39:06Speaker 6: correct name.
- 39:07Speaker 1: He has a computer.
- 39:09Speaker 6: I love joke.
- 39:09Speaker 18: Yeah Burray okay, yeah, so okay, so apparently he was
- 39:15Speaker 18: grooming fucking chicks.
- 39:16Speaker 6: Bro, this guy, look at it?
- 39:21Speaker 10: Bro?
- 39:21Speaker 6: That course laughter? People? Is this real?
- 39:24Speaker 10: Though?
- 39:25Speaker 1: Is this fast?
- 39:25Speaker 9: It looks like it looks like he dresses up as
- 39:27Speaker 9: Robbin on Halloween and likes it.
- 39:30Speaker 19: I can see him on those YouTube pedophil channels where
- 39:33Speaker 19: he got co Bro.
- 39:34Speaker 6: That's got it. You've just been skeed on.
- 39:35Speaker 9: You've just been on four K.
- 39:37Speaker 18: Yeah, so so look I looked at that, did a
- 39:42Speaker 18: little deep dive into this ship thanks to these videos. Yeah,
- 39:46Speaker 18: but the girls, the girls have fucking proof. Well, they
- 39:48Speaker 18: leaked the pictures. There's pictures, there's letters, there's emails, doctor's
- 39:53Speaker 18: emails of like this, this girl telling them like are
- 39:56Speaker 18: you gonna wait for me to I'm a team?
- 39:58Speaker 1: And then he is and then I and then he's
- 40:01Speaker 1: like he's like, why don't you ask me that in.
- 40:03Speaker 18: A few months type of shit, and then yeah, dog,
- 40:06Speaker 18: and then there's a there's pictures, and there's he would
- 40:09Speaker 18: fly them out and just go do like stuff kids
- 40:12Speaker 18: like doing, like going to a fucking place that had
- 40:14Speaker 18: an arcade.
- 40:15Speaker 6: Or some shit like that.
- 40:16Speaker 18: And there's pictures of the girls when him when she's sixteen,
- 40:20Speaker 18: look at them, and the email is saying like, hey,
- 40:22Speaker 18: go to my house.
- 40:23Speaker 1: I'll pick you up from the airport. And I bet
- 40:26Speaker 1: you a lot of parents were like, bro, it's the
- 40:28Speaker 1: guy from a practical joke.
- 40:30Speaker 6: He's insane.
- 40:31Speaker 19: You know, he's on TV ass so Michael Jackson type
- 40:33Speaker 19: of shit where you just see him so innocent and
- 40:35Speaker 19: he has money.
- 40:36Speaker 9: So parents are like yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 40:38Speaker 18: Go go for Look there's the pictures right there. That's
- 40:41Speaker 18: the picture the girl. They blacked out the girl's face
- 40:43Speaker 18: because they're underage. One of them is sixteen and one
- 40:45Speaker 18: of them seventeen. Oh you're like, you can catch you
- 40:48Speaker 18: can have any late. Why do these guys, Oh my god,
- 40:51Speaker 18: you would think, you know, I would think with people
- 40:53Speaker 18: like that, it's more probable for you to have like
- 40:55Speaker 18: a top tier hooker addiction than to fucking like for
- 40:58Speaker 18: you to be like, you know what, I'm I'm gonna
- 41:00Speaker 18: go ahead and give me some cupcakes, you know what
- 41:02Speaker 18: I mean?
- 41:03Speaker 19: Like the show's over, man, That means no more fucking
- 41:07Speaker 19: impractical Jokers Dogg Joe had already Joe already.
- 41:10Speaker 1: Left with Joe was one of the best parts of
- 41:12Speaker 1: the show, you know.
- 41:13Speaker 18: That's why my favorite was the one, the one who
- 41:15Speaker 18: was what is it the food with the spiky hair
- 41:16Speaker 18: in the beginning Joe, Yeah, that that dude, Yeah, he's that.
- 41:20Speaker 6: That would have been hard because that would have been
- 41:22Speaker 6: heartbreaking to find out.
- 41:23Speaker 1: Because that, Yeah.
- 41:26Speaker 18: Pull up a picture of all three of them, right,
- 41:28Speaker 18: so we can see wh which Pepy is all.
- 41:32Speaker 19: Then there's the other guy with the long hair that's
- 41:34Speaker 19: like emo looking Rockers style guy I forget his name,
- 41:37Speaker 19: wasn't there for at one point four of them?
- 41:40Speaker 6: Joker yes, and.
- 41:41Speaker 18: Then Joe will left. There's that one that looks like
- 41:43Speaker 18: he's been like he's old as funck. Bro, he has
- 41:45Speaker 18: a great hair and ship like all right, yeah, the
- 41:48Speaker 18: one on the right bro that food. I'm like, see,
- 41:50Speaker 18: he just seems he seems pretty cool.
- 41:52Speaker 6: Bro.
- 41:52Speaker 18: It would have broke my heart if he was the
- 41:54Speaker 18: one that was guy Yeah, the one on the right,
- 41:56Speaker 18: and the in the and the one with the beard
- 41:58Speaker 18: the left, No, the one of the beard, I don't
- 42:00Speaker 18: I'm not too familiar with him. But the guy with
- 42:02Speaker 18: the mustache. He's the one who I'm like, man, he
- 42:04Speaker 18: I always felt like he always ran the show. Yeah,
- 42:07Speaker 18: so I'd be like, man, that's that's the one where
- 42:09Speaker 18: I'm like I can't see him, like he acts very childish.
- 42:12Speaker 18: But then I'm like, wait a second. He has like
- 42:13Speaker 18: two daughters, So I'm like, eh, I just I don't
- 42:15Speaker 18: trust white people. They all seem.
- 42:19Speaker 6: And when they all pair together like that, I'm like, oh,
- 42:21Speaker 6: they know more than I do. So I don't want
- 42:22Speaker 6: to be here.
- 42:24Speaker 18: Somebody said exactly, I would lose all hope if it
- 42:26Speaker 18: will sal see Dog, See Dog like you just that.
- 42:31Speaker 6: One, right, the one who started comedy. There's one of
- 42:33Speaker 6: them who started coming. Yeah, he's actually pretty funny. Bro.
- 42:37Speaker 18: There's some ship where I was like, I've seen some
- 42:38Speaker 18: of his some of his clips, and I'm like, all right, bro,
- 42:41Speaker 18: it's better than t I.
- 42:42Speaker 1: You know, remember when t I tip.
- 42:45Speaker 9: Harris Comedy in Toronto and not just that, bro, because like.
- 42:48Speaker 1: Doing comedy and being black, that shit's even harder.
- 42:50Speaker 14: Bro.
- 42:51Speaker 1: You know, I mean black comedy is a whole different game.
- 42:53Speaker 6: Bro.
- 42:54Speaker 18: It's yeah, like it's it's it's like, yeah, it's very
- 42:58Speaker 18: hell intimidating.
- 42:59Speaker 1: Dog black rooms are dope. Yeah, they're dope. But like
- 43:02Speaker 1: that scene, I'm like, bro, like.
- 43:04Speaker 6: Oh, it's competitive as fuck. Competitive as a motherfucker. Bro,
- 43:07Speaker 6: Like you go to you're from Chicago, right, yes, south
- 43:09Speaker 6: Side Chicago. I'm not from the South Side, but I
- 43:12Speaker 6: performed a lot on the South Side because I remember
- 43:14Speaker 6: Can Flores told us about that shit, because he would
- 43:16Speaker 6: do a lot of the black Chicago and he's like, hey, bro,
- 43:18Speaker 6: he was like, you got some killers out there. Bro.
- 43:20Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, fact where He's like, it's it gets competitive.
- 43:23Speaker 6: No, it does. And then also like the thing is,
- 43:25Speaker 6: they don't give a fuck about a motherfucker just talking.
- 43:27Speaker 6: They want to see you fucking perform your shit. Which
- 43:30Speaker 6: is why I feel like I am the performer that
- 43:32Speaker 6: I am because a lot of my twenties were performing
- 43:35Speaker 6: in Hyde Park, where Obama lives on the South Side. Damn,
- 43:39Speaker 6: those crowds were he still lives there now, I don't know,
- 43:42Speaker 6: but those crowds were lit because they were diverse. It's
- 43:45Speaker 6: like black people like young black people, old black people.
- 43:48Speaker 6: It's pretty pretty dope neighborhood, pretty dope spot. This spot
- 43:51Speaker 6: used to be called the Revival that we used to
- 43:53Speaker 6: run a show there. I was part of a group
- 43:54Speaker 6: called the Martin Luther Kings of Comedy. I was the
- 43:58Speaker 6: Martine Dure But shout out to them. We don't exist anymore,
- 44:03Speaker 6: but everybody does their ship out here in LA. There's
- 44:06Speaker 6: still members in Chicago.
- 44:09Speaker 18: And uh yeah, if I saw that title in like
- 44:12Speaker 18: a comedy store on like Black History Month, what did
- 44:15Speaker 18: they share? They share it with uh, with the gaye right, Juneteenth?
- 44:18Speaker 18: That's like but the next one, yeah, that's the next
- 44:21Speaker 18: black Black month, right, So so it's like gaze share
- 44:24Speaker 18: June teen. No, I said black food, share it.
- 44:27Speaker 6: With the gays.
- 44:27Speaker 18: They share the month's pride month. And then you also
- 44:31Speaker 18: have juneteen, so that month is kind of like a
- 44:33Speaker 18: Black History Month again.
- 44:35Speaker 6: So like I'm like to get black people too.
- 44:36Speaker 18: So yeah, so it's like you know, but like but
- 44:40Speaker 18: but but if you had that, I'm for sure bro,
- 44:43Speaker 18: people people would just want to go to the Martin
- 44:44Speaker 18: Luther Kings of Comedy.
- 44:47Speaker 6: That's sucking, dude, that is a good name.
- 44:50Speaker 10: Bro.
- 44:50Speaker 1: People would just want to go, either because they're angry
- 44:52Speaker 1: or they would want to.
- 44:53Speaker 6: Just be like hey, o, yeah, you know what I mean.
- 44:56Speaker 6: The Parks of Comedy. Oh no, because we don't. We
- 44:59Speaker 6: stay up, we don't sit down.
- 45:01Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't want people sitting in the back either, you.
- 45:04Speaker 6: Know what I mean, only seats in the front of
- 45:06Speaker 6: the entire back. Yeah, we don't have a back room here.
- 45:11Speaker 6: Nobody's allowed to sit in.
- 45:12Speaker 1: The front room.
- 45:12Speaker 10: We don't even have a green room.
- 45:19Speaker 1: Stick to the theme, though, did you.
- 45:21Speaker 6: Know Rosa Parks's husband had a car?
- 45:23Speaker 1: Noun in there too?
- 45:27Speaker 10: That was.
- 45:29Speaker 6: I don't know, I mean clearly not. She was taking
- 45:30Speaker 6: the bus and ship. Ask her what the car looked like.
- 45:34Speaker 6: I don't know, bitch, I'm on the bus. So you
- 45:37Speaker 6: think she didn't even know he had a car. Her
- 45:42Speaker 6: last name is Parks. That's what she spent most of
- 45:43Speaker 6: her time.
- 45:44Speaker 1: Longer what he hid the car from her?
- 45:47Speaker 6: Bro But see, back then women were looked at their
- 45:49Speaker 6: husband's property, so like, why would he want his property
- 45:52Speaker 6: riding his property?
- 45:53Speaker 16: You ain't allowed in this car woman, right, Yeah, he's
- 45:56Speaker 16: probably or maybe he just worked propably an hour before
- 46:01Speaker 16: she started work.
- 46:02Speaker 6: I wonder if he ever took the bus like his
- 46:03Speaker 6: car broke down? No ways, break down? You take the
- 46:07Speaker 6: car today? No way, it needs a car wash? Could
- 46:11Speaker 6: you take that down there to the car wash.
- 46:15Speaker 1: I have a feeling he's on one that gave her
- 46:16Speaker 1: the seat though in the like, man, no.
- 46:19Speaker 9: He told have married a black woman to start with,
- 46:24Speaker 9: even no, I'm having a.
- 46:28Speaker 5: I'm just.
- 46:30Speaker 1: No what I'm saying.
- 46:31Speaker 6: What I'm saying, No, No, what I'm saying is I
- 46:33Speaker 6: have a.
- 46:33Speaker 1: Feeling he's on. He could be on the bus and
- 46:36Speaker 1: a pregnant lady shows up and she's like, can I
- 46:39Speaker 1: have the seats?
- 46:39Speaker 18: Gona be like who told you to get depends what country, bro, Japan, Man,
- 46:43Speaker 18: though they have a section.
- 46:45Speaker 1: Bro, it's the rules out here, not the rules.
- 46:47Speaker 18: But have a pregnant section on the bus, yeah, bro,
- 46:49Speaker 18: they have Like you, they have a certain section in
- 46:51Speaker 18: every car where old people and pregnant people or people
- 46:54Speaker 18: with children are allowed to say, but you could sit
- 46:56Speaker 18: there if there's no none of those people there.
- 46:58Speaker 1: But if you see one of them, like old people
- 47:00Speaker 1: come in or pregnant present, yeah, they're.
- 47:03Speaker 18: Allowed to come ask you and be like hey, like
- 47:05Speaker 18: it's hard as fuck to be walking with a fucking
- 47:08Speaker 18: belly and us and the government wants you to have kids.
- 47:10Speaker 18: So they're just gonna be like, well, we're encouraging this ship.
- 47:13Speaker 18: Bit She can go tell a cop that you don't want.
- 47:14Speaker 1: To give up the seat, damn. Because we want more
- 47:16Speaker 1: Japanese kids.
- 47:18Speaker 18: Yeah, bro, that's why all you fucking foreigners sticking out
- 47:22Speaker 18: there that you're gonna fucking that, you're gonna that you're
- 47:27Speaker 18: gonna go over there and repopulate Japan. They want to
- 47:30Speaker 18: encourage they're Japanese people to produce more Japanese people. Yeah,
- 47:37Speaker 18: not motherfuckers to come over there and be like, look,
- 47:39Speaker 18: I had a baby in Japan. They don't give a
- 47:41Speaker 18: fuck about your American baby in Japan. They want more
- 47:43Speaker 18: Japanese kids out there, bro, because they know how to
- 47:45Speaker 18: behave and they don't have they're not born with autism.
- 47:48Speaker 6: And ship you know what I mean. You're you're tuned
- 47:50Speaker 6: into Fox News Radio. Thank you so much for you
- 47:54Speaker 6: would say you're pretty hip? Right? Pretty hip?
- 47:56Speaker 10: Yeah?
- 47:56Speaker 6: Hip, like you know, like woopy woo Yeah, yeah, yeah, no,
- 48:00Speaker 6: I'm chilling you.
- 48:01Speaker 1: Have you heard this new term called y n y n? Yeah?
- 48:04Speaker 1: Oh god y n people are Some people say it's racists.
- 48:10Speaker 10: Some people say it's just a new term.
- 48:12Speaker 6: Why en?
- 48:13Speaker 1: Yeah, what would you say you with my y ns?
- 48:15Speaker 18: Or like damn, oh okay, I don't see what you're saying.
- 48:18Speaker 6: And y N is robbed the Nike story. That's a problem.
- 48:20Speaker 6: Now we're getting offended by letters. Yeah yeah, I would
- 48:24Speaker 6: think about ice, sir, like FBI, I would think it's
- 48:27Speaker 6: like less offensive.
- 48:28Speaker 1: I was like, nobody's saying the full N word.
- 48:30Speaker 6: No.
- 48:31Speaker 9: Yeah, see what if I said I'm with my N words,
- 48:33Speaker 9: that's even best. I think that's worse.
- 48:35Speaker 1: White people say that with my hands.
- 48:38Speaker 6: I'm just whipped by people. I'm with the homies, I'm
- 48:41Speaker 6: with the guys, the pals.
- 48:43Speaker 9: What are my pals?
- 48:45Speaker 18: And I guess it's I would say, I can see
- 48:49Speaker 18: how you think it's a problem. He's aware, but it's
- 48:51Speaker 18: more of an ageism problem. It's not a racial problem.
- 48:54Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, they need to hear the full word. They can't.
- 48:56Speaker 6: They don't like initials.
- 48:58Speaker 18: Yeah, bro, Like you're bothering about it because it's like, no, brother,
- 49:01Speaker 18: you're the full word. Like nah, Bro, It's like why
- 49:04Speaker 18: an sounds way cooler?
- 49:05Speaker 6: Why no?
- 49:06Speaker 19: Because I think it's like saying the word and then
- 49:09Speaker 19: all the just finding a way around it.
- 49:10Speaker 6: Damn. But I mean he just needs to say he's
- 49:13Speaker 6: Afro Latino and he's fine.
- 49:14Speaker 1: It works all the time?
- 49:15Speaker 6: Are you Afro Latino? I don't know. My ass is black,
- 49:18Speaker 6: but I don't know. I don't know. I wouldn't, I don't.
- 49:21Speaker 6: I don't go around saying that you're Colombian, right, I'm Colombian,
- 49:24Speaker 6: which like Dominicans be going out here we're black and
- 49:27Speaker 6: I'm like, okay, well Colombians are black, dude, Like I
- 49:29Speaker 6: don't know.
- 49:29Speaker 18: Man's like if you're if your dad looks like Mellow
- 49:31Speaker 18: man Ace or like fucking zen dogs, you know what
- 49:33Speaker 18: I mean? Like you're like black, bro? You know what
- 49:35Speaker 18: I'm saying, Like like straight up, bro, you got a
- 49:38Speaker 18: black a black dad, or like you're Afro Latino?
- 49:40Speaker 1: You know, like unless you do it like ance.
- 49:42Speaker 6: History in me, dog, I mean, I don't know. I
- 49:44Speaker 6: mean I went to Catholic school all my life with
- 49:47Speaker 6: white people, and I sound like this. So if I
- 49:49Speaker 6: were to claim that, it would not sound good. It's
- 49:51Speaker 6: not good. Guys go to Catholic school too.
- 49:56Speaker 18: I didn't go to Catholic school, but I was raised
- 49:58Speaker 18: Catholic all my life.
- 49:59Speaker 6: Do you know? Remember I I don't know.
- 50:01Speaker 18: If he's heard it, but I did the whole you know,
- 50:05Speaker 18: the foods to help the church right, Yeah, Mom signed
- 50:08Speaker 18: me up for that ship right as a kid, like
- 50:10Speaker 18: I know, I was like a teenager. I was like, uh,
- 50:12Speaker 18: you know, like maybe like fourteen or fifteen. And that's
- 50:14Speaker 18: when I stole the pack of cookies the Body of Christ.
- 50:16Speaker 9: Oh shit, yeah whatnot?
- 50:18Speaker 6: No, So like I was, I.
- 50:22Speaker 1: Remember, I had to like prepare the fucking wine and
- 50:24Speaker 1: all this stuff.
- 50:25Speaker 18: And I had to, you know, because he goes up
- 50:27Speaker 18: there and he puts the big cookie up there, and
- 50:29Speaker 18: I was like, oh shit, they come like rich crackers.
- 50:31Speaker 9: I've actually never been to one.
- 50:32Speaker 18: I don't know what they come like, fucking rich crackers,
- 50:34Speaker 18: Like the Body of Christ cookies come like yeah, they
- 50:36Speaker 18: come like ritz crackers.
- 50:37Speaker 6: Bro, they do.
- 50:38Speaker 1: So I fucking saw. I was like, oh, we have
- 50:40Speaker 1: to open up a new box.
- 50:40Speaker 18: I was like, hey, where's a new box at And
- 50:42Speaker 18: they're like, oh, it's in one of the cabinets, and
- 50:43Speaker 18: I was like, I was like there's more. So in
- 50:45Speaker 18: my head, I was like this is supposed to Like
- 50:47Speaker 18: I was like, this is the Body of Christ. I'm like,
- 50:49Speaker 18: what happens if I eat like the whole thing? Like
- 50:52Speaker 18: I was like, I gotta be super blessed, you know.
- 50:55Speaker 18: So I fucking just took it and I just I
- 50:57Speaker 18: was just eating it at home and they have no
- 50:58Speaker 18: taste and I ended up eating it jam and Ship.
- 51:00Speaker 1: Dude part he thought that like he could live forever
- 51:04Speaker 1: super power because I thought I was like, well, this
- 51:06Speaker 1: is like it's got to be like the Man of Ship.
- 51:07Speaker 19: We talked about the Sunday School, you know, like his
- 51:09Speaker 19: grandma's outside outside dying.
- 51:11Speaker 1: She's not dying, she's sick and this four won't even
- 51:13Speaker 1: give her a couple.
- 51:14Speaker 18: First of all, first of all, yeah, she was young
- 51:18Speaker 18: with that that that reference did not make sense. My
- 51:20Speaker 18: grandma did not get ill to like recently as of
- 51:23Speaker 18: last year. And this is when I was fourteen. Damn,
- 51:26Speaker 18: you said that you're fake news.
- 51:27Speaker 1: Exavier, Yeah you just starting you said just fake it was.
- 51:33Speaker 1: It gave some but the but the one thing.
- 51:36Speaker 6: One thing about you were you dipping them or were
- 51:38Speaker 6: you using After I had a like half the pack
- 51:40Speaker 6: of the pack was like about this big like it
- 51:42Speaker 6: was and it was like pretty like tight, and it
- 51:44Speaker 6: was all they all had the little cross on there.
- 51:46Speaker 1: It just tastes like, you know how, like the inside
- 51:48Speaker 1: of a kick cat with no.
- 51:49Speaker 18: Flavor, just like Wildford wafers, wafers just like bland, bro,
- 51:52Speaker 18: and it just kind of melts in your mouth like
- 51:54Speaker 18: if you just yeah and it gains this weird Yeah,
- 51:58Speaker 18: it's it's weird.
- 51:58Speaker 9: So I just of Christ.
- 52:00Speaker 18: I ended up just grabbing like three of them at
- 52:02Speaker 18: a time, and I was like, I wonder what they'll
- 52:03Speaker 18: taste like with like like the jam from McDonald So
- 52:06Speaker 18: I just like, but was it good?
- 52:08Speaker 6: It was fire? Bro?
- 52:09Speaker 10: Why did you take the wine?
- 52:10Speaker 1: Huh?
- 52:10Speaker 10: Why don't you take the wine? Why'd you pus you out?
- 52:12Speaker 1: Because the wine?
- 52:13Speaker 18: They'll notice food like these packs coming like like you know,
- 52:16Speaker 18: like a like a brown box, you know, like they
- 52:18Speaker 18: had they get like a big shipment of it.
- 52:21Speaker 6: I would still go to church if it was like
- 52:22Speaker 6: bread and meat or something like.
- 52:25Speaker 9: You would offer sandwiches of Christ.
- 52:28Speaker 19: If you went up there and they gave you a
- 52:30Speaker 19: spoonful of mac and cheese, yes, take the holy bowl
- 52:34Speaker 19: of macaroni.
- 52:39Speaker 6: This is the Lord's mind.
- 52:41Speaker 1: I would go out there for seconds.
- 52:42Speaker 6: Bro. Can I get somebody of extra best today? Can
- 52:47Speaker 6: I get somebody of Christ to go?
- 52:50Speaker 9: Give me some fie?
- 52:51Speaker 6: Because God is an olive garden that we must reach
- 52:53Speaker 6: into for the unlimited breadsticks and the mac and cheese.
- 52:56Speaker 6: But if it was a soup, the soup, oh that's good,
- 53:01Speaker 6: that's a good question. Just tomato soup for the blood.
- 53:04Speaker 10: Oh the blood of Christ.
- 53:05Speaker 9: Eat the tomato soup.
- 53:06Speaker 6: You can know. You could have the Blood Christ either
- 53:08Speaker 6: hot or cold.
- 53:10Speaker 18: The spacho too, Yeah, cold soup is nasty though, like
- 53:14Speaker 18: the spatro like bro Like, I saw like a Russian
- 53:17Speaker 18: a Russian restaurant menu, and I was like, dude, there's
- 53:21Speaker 18: a lot of weird ship on here, because they had
- 53:22Speaker 18: the pictures on it, and I was like, I had
- 53:23Speaker 18: nothing in here. I looks like I would try.
- 53:25Speaker 6: It was like this jello.
- 53:26Speaker 18: They had fucking chicken in it. Bro Oh, it was disgusting.
- 53:30Speaker 18: I was like yo, And then there's like, oh, this
- 53:32Speaker 18: is delicacy. And I was like to who.
- 53:34Speaker 9: They probably look at America and be like, you guys
- 53:36Speaker 9: got fucking chicken in a can?
- 53:39Speaker 1: Okay, But who eats that chicken in the can?
- 53:40Speaker 6: Somebody?
- 53:41Speaker 9: Probably that's why they keep making it.
- 53:42Speaker 18: They like, you know, like the stores that are like, hey,
- 53:46Speaker 18: this is the last chance of selling it, like the
- 53:47Speaker 18: nine nine store.
- 53:48Speaker 6: Like you see like canned meat, Yeah, well it's like
- 53:51Speaker 6: tuna can tuna.
- 53:53Speaker 10: It's not that bad.
- 53:54Speaker 19: You buy canned chicken your no, no, but cantuta delicious,
- 53:57Speaker 19: and right next to cantuna is canned chicken. I'm pretty
- 53:59Speaker 19: sure it's.
- 54:00Speaker 1: Not that bad. I'm not I've never really had it
- 54:01Speaker 1: because I just rolled chicken. But I can't think it's
- 54:05Speaker 1: you think it's that bad.
- 54:06Speaker 6: Why would you do that when you can just get
- 54:07Speaker 6: a roull out?
- 54:08Speaker 1: That's why I don't get the dots what I'm trying
- 54:10Speaker 1: to say. Yeah, the chickens right there for fucking so
- 54:14Speaker 1: cheap too.
- 54:15Speaker 18: Huh.
- 54:17Speaker 1: Chicken? Fuck you, Ray Seren that you felt like I
- 54:27Speaker 1: was in high school.
- 54:27Speaker 6: I guess.
- 54:30Speaker 1: You gotta clap it out for Come on, can I
- 54:34Speaker 1: get it in the.
- 54:34Speaker 9: Sentence I want to buy chicken instead of the kick
- 54:39Speaker 9: you guys. Next question, I.
- 54:41Speaker 6: Think you made a new pasta. You said I'll have
- 54:45Speaker 6: these with extra pesto please.
- 54:48Speaker 18: Also, by the way, I want to remind everybody in
- 54:51Speaker 18: the chat room that we will not have a show tomorrow.
- 54:53Speaker 18: We will be doing a comedy show uh at Redondo Beach.
- 54:56Speaker 18: You'll get your tickets tickets link in bio. It is
- 54:59Speaker 18: a Troooner's bar and grill, so make sure you what
- 55:03Speaker 18: does it get your tickets? And uh, we'll see you
- 55:05Speaker 18: there tomorrow. It's gonna be a good time.
- 55:08Speaker 6: Whoop the rosery, whoop, thank you, red pill.
- 55:12Speaker 10: Closet, the help me shout out the red pill.
- 55:16Speaker 1: Oh dog, you know you know who else from a
- 55:19Speaker 1: TV show is going down?
- 55:21Speaker 6: What you like? Are you like?
- 55:23Speaker 1: Because dog? Some of this, some of these fucking foods
- 55:27Speaker 1: that really shocked me.
- 55:28Speaker 6: Dog, you haven't been the same since you let go
- 55:29Speaker 6: your turtle.
- 55:30Speaker 18: Do you know who's gonna do life? Or who got
- 55:33Speaker 18: sentenced to life? Yes, that's a sentence you're never get
- 55:36Speaker 18: to guess.
- 55:37Speaker 6: Oh Sean Kingston think.
- 55:40Speaker 1: Some ship with him?
- 55:40Speaker 10: His mom?
- 55:41Speaker 6: Dog?
- 55:41Speaker 18: No Rick from Pond Stars, Dog Ricky Rick? Oh wow,
- 55:46Speaker 18: dog the bald food from Pond Stars. The dad got
- 55:50Speaker 18: sentenced to life. Yeah, and let me tell you why, dog,
- 55:56Speaker 18: this food had a whole scheme. He's been accused of
- 56:00Speaker 18: having a scheme of doing tax evasion by when it
- 56:03Speaker 18: comes down to like selling or profiting off a certain items,
- 56:07Speaker 18: he would like undervalue certain like historical artifacts. So let's
- 56:10Speaker 18: say you have some coins and you're like, hey man,
- 56:14Speaker 18: you're like five million, right, And then you're like, well
- 56:16Speaker 18: you're gonna sell them to me for two million, and
- 56:17Speaker 18: I'm gonna say the value is one or like you know,
- 56:20Speaker 18: or like just doing like fucking crooked ass shit like
- 56:23Speaker 18: undervaluing or overpaying shit with historical artifacts. People started complaining
- 56:28Speaker 18: about it, and once it was historical artifacts, some of
- 56:30Speaker 18: that shit ended up being stolen, and it's a whole
- 56:34Speaker 18: big issue. And then plus the plus the way he
- 56:36Speaker 18: was doing the tax evasion from paying things on these
- 56:39Speaker 18: big purchases.
- 56:40Speaker 1: He was doing it for such a long time that like, I.
- 56:42Speaker 18: Don't think it's fucking justified for him to get for
- 56:46Speaker 18: a non violent crime, for him to get sentenced to life.
- 56:49Speaker 1: But I guess Vegas is looking to make an example
- 56:51Speaker 1: out of him.
- 56:52Speaker 19: For this book at him Alex Shoon style, Oh you're
- 56:55Speaker 19: all a billion dollars. They know you don't have a
- 56:57Speaker 19: billion dollars, just to prove a point.
- 57:00Speaker 1: A life life broumy. And I know Lee came out
- 57:04Speaker 1: of that courtroom crying.
- 57:05Speaker 6: Now and I know people not his son, chum Lee dude,
- 57:08Speaker 6: And wow, I just saw this video this morning. But
- 57:14Speaker 6: where do you get your news from? He's on TMZ
- 57:17Speaker 6: over here. I just saw this video. I just saw
- 57:21Speaker 6: this video this morning.
- 57:23Speaker 1: Now that race says it doesn't sound real. You don't
- 57:25Speaker 1: do life for.
- 57:26Speaker 6: Some tax Okay, you still tuned in putting it out there.
- 57:29Speaker 6: I guess the truth.
- 57:30Speaker 1: I know people that sell cars that do that.
- 57:31Speaker 9: We want the truth before Sam Tripley find out.
- 57:35Speaker 1: Yeah, I know people that sell cars that do that.
- 57:37Speaker 19: They'll be like, hey, uh, cars worth ten grand? Can
- 57:40Speaker 19: we just put that I bought it for two grand.
- 57:41Speaker 19: That way we can like not pay taxes.
- 57:43Speaker 9: On it when you go register it.
- 57:44Speaker 1: Yeah, when you go register it, when you buy car
- 57:46Speaker 1: on the streets, you're just telling.
- 57:47Speaker 9: You you've never done that, right some people.
- 57:49Speaker 1: That I know, Yeah, I don't sell cars.
- 57:52Speaker 9: Yeah, you fucking your hard working gottress to get your papers?
- 57:55Speaker 6: Did you see this yesterday.
- 57:57Speaker 1: Looking for I saw it today like this morning.
- 57:59Speaker 6: I was getting ready and that's all the video.
- 58:00Speaker 9: April fools?
- 58:01Speaker 6: Yeah what the April?
- 58:02Speaker 1: Yeah you got April fools.
- 58:03Speaker 10: Dog.
- 58:05Speaker 6: It is Rick Harrison in jail that you got, God dog,
- 58:08Speaker 6: just Admitte.
- 58:09Speaker 10: It's okay.
- 58:09Speaker 9: Everybody gets April fool.
- 58:11Speaker 15: Man.
- 58:11Speaker 6: Hey, nobody got me for sixty dollars.
- 58:13Speaker 1: Bro shut up, Yeah exactly.
- 58:16Speaker 6: I think you owe us sixty dollars for all of that.
- 58:20Speaker 1: Yeah, Dog, it's okay, Dog, He's probably he's really in jail.
- 58:23Speaker 1: He's not, bro, Just take the out you saw like
- 58:25Speaker 1: those Q and O Instagram Dog. Let those Q and
- 58:27Speaker 1: on people right now.
- 58:28Speaker 6: Just take the earth is flat. The earth is flat.
- 58:31Speaker 9: He's a flat earther.
- 58:31Speaker 6: Don't don't make you might never.
- 58:38Speaker 1: You might never be able to fucking perform with Steptone.
- 58:42Speaker 1: Hey man, I'm gonna help you paint your opardon.
- 58:47Speaker 6: Hey dog, free fucking Rick.
- 58:50Speaker 1: Dog locked up?
- 58:51Speaker 18: He's locked up, right, I think we should making the
- 58:53Speaker 18: shirt then, free Rick. They have already his own thing.
- 58:55Speaker 18: I think it's called the Hearts for Rick. I swear
- 58:58Speaker 18: to god, Dog. People are fucking because people don't think
- 59:02Speaker 18: it's justified that you can do life.
- 59:03Speaker 19: You think you try to do a deal with the
- 59:05Speaker 19: judge and he was psychogat.
- 59:10Speaker 9: He's probably in jail. That's how we know it's round.
- 59:13Speaker 9: It's probably not.
- 59:14Speaker 6: I got a guy, give me a second.
- 59:17Speaker 18: If this is fucking true, imagine how much money he
- 59:21Speaker 18: had to fucking embezzle for him to fucking get that
- 59:23Speaker 18: kind of sentence.
- 59:24Speaker 10: Imagine.
- 59:25Speaker 18: I honestly think they must have been one of those
- 59:26Speaker 18: things where like remember that scene in casino where that
- 59:29Speaker 18: food fires that food that's related to that deputy or
- 59:31Speaker 18: something like that, and he tells him, He's like, how
- 59:33Speaker 18: best you you hire my nephew back?
- 59:34Speaker 6: And then he was just like he's he does he's.
- 59:36Speaker 18: Useless, you know, And then he tells him I think
- 59:39Speaker 18: in Vegas is one of those towns where it's like
- 59:41Speaker 18: maybe if you rip off the wrong person knows the governor,
- 59:45Speaker 18: he's gonna be like, you know what, the d A
- 59:47Speaker 18: is gonna fucking throw a book at you, motherfucker. Regardless
- 59:50Speaker 18: of what it is, Vegas is not a place you
- 59:52Speaker 18: fuck around, bro, even though a lot of it's uninhabited.
- 59:55Speaker 6: Is old man gun. He's been debt since twenty eighteen,
- 59:57Speaker 6: broally for what.
- 59:58Speaker 10: Just old death is all that?
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: What do you mean but old people die like you
- 1:00:02Speaker 1: just die from nothing?
- 1:00:03Speaker 10: Like nothing?
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: Crazy?
- 1:00:04Speaker 6: Right?
- 1:00:06Speaker 18: Be a man die from a stroke, like when's when's
- 1:00:10Speaker 18: the when's man? Guy gonna make that video?
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: He should when you get a you die from like
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: a heart attack something. Don't you feel like a tingling
- 1:00:18Speaker 1: in your right hand or left hand?
- 1:00:19Speaker 6: Their arm goes, nowarm goes on your left hand.
- 1:00:22Speaker 16: Yeah, apparently this is also a TikTok video so might
- 1:00:25Speaker 16: be fake news, but cayenne pepper can help stop heart
- 1:00:29Speaker 16: attack coughing. So like, if you're about to have a
- 1:00:31Speaker 16: heart attack, take some cayenne pepper and make yourself cough
- 1:00:35Speaker 16: and it'll stop them.
- 1:00:37Speaker 6: Yeah, that's why I put so much red pepper on
- 1:00:39Speaker 6: my piece.
- 1:00:40Speaker 1: If you want you want to chick lits, I know
- 1:00:43Speaker 1: how why you need no ki power some chick lits
- 1:00:47Speaker 1: having a heart attack, sucking light of hashole.
- 1:00:51Speaker 16: You well, if you know you're at risk for a
- 1:00:53Speaker 16: heart thing, keep some cayenne pepper in your pocket.
- 1:00:56Speaker 9: Dog some pocket pepper, you know. Fuck yeah, locket pepper.
- 1:01:01Speaker 6: Someone said, when it goes num and rub it out.
- 1:01:07Speaker 1: Have you met any other pund stars people.
- 1:01:09Speaker 16: I went to pond Stars. I went there and when
- 1:01:11Speaker 16: I was in Vegas, should have gone last. It's not
- 1:01:12Speaker 16: as big as you think it is.
- 1:01:13Speaker 18: I know, but I wanted to go.
- 1:01:15Speaker 6: But doesn't work there no more.
- 1:01:16Speaker 9: I didn't see anything. I didn't see any of them.
- 1:01:18Speaker 10: None of them worked there.
- 1:01:19Speaker 6: They probably just show up just.
- 1:01:20Speaker 9: A film for one day. They shut it down.
- 1:01:23Speaker 18: I didn't do math with chum Lee. He was caught
- 1:01:25Speaker 18: with a lot of math.
- 1:01:26Speaker 6: Damn do you know you know he was getting deals? Dude,
- 1:01:29Speaker 6: I could do is.
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: He was like, he was like, he's like, let me
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: call a guy who this out.
- 1:01:36Speaker 9: Probably people who couldn't know.
- 1:01:37Speaker 6: When he got raided though.
- 1:01:39Speaker 18: When he got raided for that, Foo had like a
- 1:01:40Speaker 18: sex dungeon dogs they busted his house.
- 1:01:44Speaker 6: Yeah, bro, he had like this whole fucking thing with
- 1:01:46Speaker 6: just like.
- 1:01:46Speaker 18: Hookers will come over and I could see him and
- 1:01:48Speaker 18: it was just and it was just like fucking crazy,
- 1:01:51Speaker 18: like like the report.
- 1:01:53Speaker 1: And I was like, damn, we can't give a gun
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: on the spectrum?
- 1:01:55Speaker 10: Not much money?
- 1:01:56Speaker 6: Dog? Is there a down?
- 1:02:00Speaker 1: Is there a down central millionaire like you? Is there
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: a down syndrome? Millionaire?
- 1:02:05Speaker 6: Probably down syndrome?
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: What millionaire?
- 1:02:08Speaker 9: Probably person.
- 1:02:11Speaker 18: I bet it's that girl from that that that that
- 1:02:13Speaker 18: movie with the basketball they made the tournamate that was downson.
- 1:02:16Speaker 10: I'mretty sure she got some.
- 1:02:18Speaker 9: Jared Nathan is the richest.
- 1:02:21Speaker 10: That's our homie.
- 1:02:22Speaker 9: He's a comic from Toronto.
- 1:02:23Speaker 6: Oh swag okay, okay John John that yeah. The Professional
- 1:02:39Speaker 6: Bowling Association, Oh ship wow put up a picture of
- 1:02:43Speaker 6: this man, right. I want to see that CEO picture
- 1:02:46Speaker 6: with the with the with the with the suit.
- 1:02:47Speaker 10: What's that?
- 1:02:48Speaker 1: What's number two?
- 1:02:50Speaker 6: Jesus profess? Yeah? Okay, but how retarded? All these come
- 1:03:06Speaker 6: Jesus and all the list they made the list?
- 1:03:10Speaker 10: Why you?
- 1:03:11Speaker 6: Why are you worried about? Why you caring?
- 1:03:13Speaker 9: Their eyes were retarded?
- 1:03:15Speaker 6: Retarded his list? Wow, that's crazy. You was googling retarded billionaire.
- 1:03:28Speaker 5: Looking for the requirement.
- 1:03:30Speaker 10: Believe it.
- 1:03:30Speaker 6: It can't be socks. Holy ship.
- 1:03:39Speaker 1: Dude. The guy, the guy who owns the socks, he's pretty.
- 1:03:42Speaker 6: He's like, he don't wants.
- 1:03:44Speaker 1: To know the requirement, so you can add himself to
- 1:03:46Speaker 1: the list.
- 1:03:46Speaker 10: That's what it is. He's like, I just want to
- 1:03:50Speaker 10: be on one list of millionaires.
- 1:03:53Speaker 6: No for real, I don't know what we were talking about.
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: Folk crazy So yeah.
- 1:03:57Speaker 6: Socks a restaurant. And then the other one was Cookies
- 1:04:01Speaker 6: Diva Cookie Cookie Diva, go buy crazy socks and cookie.
- 1:04:04Speaker 6: I'm gonna wear craps. You buy tickets to.
- 1:04:06Speaker 16: Our shoulder, Yes, spend your Money's in the order from
- 1:04:09Speaker 16: Cookie Diva or Diva Cookie or what?
- 1:04:11Speaker 18: I want to see? How good those cookies are? Bro,
- 1:04:12Speaker 18: They're better than the girls cookie.
- 1:04:14Speaker 9: You order them, they're gonna spin at them.
- 1:04:16Speaker 18: When they said, it's like I can't order stuff from
- 1:04:21Speaker 18: like special head like retarded people like midgets.
- 1:04:26Speaker 1: Is he easy has down syndrome?
- 1:04:27Speaker 6: Oh oh oh?
- 1:04:31Speaker 1: I was like, dude, that's gotta be like the most
- 1:04:33Speaker 1: talented down syndrome guys.
- 1:04:35Speaker 9: He has a joke about people thinking he has down syndrome.
- 1:04:39Speaker 6: You ever looked at somebody and you're like you almost
- 1:04:41Speaker 6: had it?
- 1:04:43Speaker 18: Like you ever just looked at somebody and you're like
- 1:04:45Speaker 18: you were almost there, Dude, Thank god, you're probably premature,
- 1:04:50Speaker 18: like because you're almost like you're technically.
- 1:04:53Speaker 1: In an oven.
- 1:04:53Speaker 18: Bro at any moment when you're like you know you're
- 1:04:55Speaker 18: being cooked up and you know, you know, like you're
- 1:04:57Speaker 18: being about to be born.
- 1:04:58Speaker 9: Oh you get out. They can detect it now early.
- 1:05:02Speaker 18: No, they could pull the plug. They're like, hey, damaged goods,
- 1:05:11Speaker 18: damaged baked goods.
- 1:05:13Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, like they've gotten it wrong too before.
- 1:05:17Speaker 18: Though.
- 1:05:18Speaker 6: It's a chance we all gotta take. That's why. That's
- 1:05:20Speaker 6: why I gotta check the light in your up and
- 1:05:21Speaker 6: make sure it's working.
- 1:05:22Speaker 1: One of my ex girlfriends, she was like, I was
- 1:05:25Speaker 1: supposed to be down syndrome.
- 1:05:27Speaker 10: My mom kept me and I'm not.
- 1:05:28Speaker 1: So I'm never going to have an abortion, just so
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: you know, damn, I gotta wear condoms.
- 1:05:34Speaker 10: No, no, so I gotta keep wearing condoms.
- 1:05:37Speaker 9: That's the girl.
- 1:05:38Speaker 18: Now.
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: They was like, guess he was getting breakfast. Oh but yeah,
- 1:05:43Speaker 1: I feel like no.
- 1:05:44Speaker 19: She said her mom was supposed to the doctor had
- 1:05:46Speaker 19: told her she was gonna have down syndrome, and her
- 1:05:47Speaker 19: mom was like anti abortion type of ship, so she
- 1:05:49Speaker 19: had it anyways, and this girl was fucking smart. I
- 1:05:51Speaker 19: was like, oh fuck, they could have fucked coming up.
- 1:05:54Speaker 19: That would have been real bad.
- 1:05:56Speaker 18: Yeah, but you know, you know, you get you gotta
- 1:05:58Speaker 18: think technology has gott a more active, you.
- 1:06:00Speaker 6: Know, like we live in the age's like get rid
- 1:06:03Speaker 6: of it.
- 1:06:05Speaker 1: He's literally telling you to get.
- 1:06:06Speaker 10: Rid of it.
- 1:06:07Speaker 6: If a AI doctor fucking tells you, I thought you
- 1:06:10Speaker 6: meant you said that when she was born and not
- 1:06:13Speaker 6: when before she was born. Right, They were saying that
- 1:06:15Speaker 6: she was going to be retarded.
- 1:06:16Speaker 1: After she was born in the in like in the womb.
- 1:06:19Speaker 6: Oh they knew before I thought it was like she
- 1:06:22Speaker 6: was born. You're like, hmm, you know, I think that
- 1:06:24Speaker 6: baby's going to be retarded in like three weeks or something. Yeah,
- 1:06:28Speaker 6: I give him getting those vibes if you want to
- 1:06:30Speaker 6: clear up your thing that you made and didn't you
- 1:06:33Speaker 6: have an abortion?
- 1:06:34Speaker 1: Wow?
- 1:06:37Speaker 6: Wow, that is one way to transition into planned parenthood.
- 1:06:41Speaker 6: Ladies and gentlemen, No, because no one planned to be
- 1:06:44Speaker 6: a parent in the hood. Uh so, uh let me see.
- 1:06:49Speaker 6: Oh okay, I said I would come on this podcast
- 1:06:52Speaker 6: and I would let everybody know that. If you look
- 1:06:54Speaker 6: at my Instagram story, I announced that I was going
- 1:06:59Speaker 6: to have a baby, and people keep saying, well, it's April, fools,
- 1:07:04Speaker 6: I am confirming to you that I had the conversation
- 1:07:06Speaker 6: with my parents, I had the conversation with my sister.
- 1:07:12Speaker 6: If you look at the picture that baby, I said
- 1:07:14Speaker 6: that it would come out in January, it looks if
- 1:07:18Speaker 6: it came out in January be overcooked because the baby
- 1:07:21Speaker 6: in that picture is like looks fully formed. So I'm
- 1:07:24Speaker 6: here to confirm that that baby is not real. I'm
- 1:07:28Speaker 6: not the only one that I am eating is baby
- 1:07:33Speaker 6: back ribs. That's the only thing I'm eating. But yeah, no,
- 1:07:36Speaker 6: not a thing. I don't want that shit right now.
- 1:07:41Speaker 6: Twice and it was the same way twice. It's like, okay,
- 1:07:45Speaker 6: about to get about to get real here, right. I
- 1:07:48Speaker 6: don't know if this is ever happen to you when
- 1:07:50Speaker 6: you have a big dick. But like she gets so
- 1:07:57Speaker 6: wet that when you pull out from the condom, the
- 1:08:00Speaker 6: condom just stays lodged into her like a fucking Chinese
- 1:08:05Speaker 6: finger trap, like a glove that has eggs on her
- 1:08:08Speaker 6: exactly exactly, and it just stays in there. So then
- 1:08:11Speaker 6: you get it, like the leakage comes out right, the
- 1:08:15Speaker 6: com right, and I'm gonna come. I already did. And
- 1:08:19Speaker 6: then the you get two I'm sorry, you get you
- 1:08:22Speaker 6: get two scares. You get the one it's stuck in
- 1:08:24Speaker 6: her and then the other one it's stripping.
- 1:08:26Speaker 16: Right.
- 1:08:27Speaker 6: I had that happened twice twice. Thank god that it
- 1:08:31Speaker 6: didn't happen. I couldn't do it, couldn't do it. I
- 1:08:36Speaker 6: got dreams, dog got dreams. Coach. You know, Oh dude,
- 1:08:44Speaker 6: I do that ship now all day every day. I
- 1:08:47Speaker 6: I always yeah, Yes, that is true, that is true.
- 1:08:53Speaker 1: That is the tech bro.
- 1:08:54Speaker 6: He's supposed to like be like fuck that. I'm not
- 1:08:56Speaker 6: about to just pull it out because those girls lived
- 1:08:58Speaker 6: on ground floors, so they didn't have is to push
- 1:09:00Speaker 6: them down if they were problems.
- 1:09:02Speaker 16: But if you get famous, remember to put hot sauce
- 1:09:04Speaker 16: into your condoms after you're coming home.
- 1:09:06Speaker 6: I I mean, I have hot sauce on men.
- 1:09:10Speaker 1: But you really think this big didn't see red fucking what.
- 1:09:14Speaker 9: It feels white pepper sauce.
- 1:09:15Speaker 3: Damn.
- 1:09:16Speaker 6: Yeah what if it's yeah, horse radish or some ship. Oh,
- 1:09:21Speaker 6: it's just why do you love horse radish? By Arby's?
- 1:09:27Speaker 6: You love Arby's.
- 1:09:28Speaker 16: You're discussing. I don't eat it often, but when I
- 1:09:30Speaker 16: get it Arby's, Bro, it's sick Horsey sauce.
- 1:09:38Speaker 6: Discussed. You guys gotta try armies in Canada.
- 1:09:42Speaker 16: It's better. Your army's out here is different. You guys
- 1:09:44Speaker 16: have no laws with food, with fruits, with food. You
- 1:09:49Speaker 16: guys have no laws. Don't we do anything and tell
- 1:09:51Speaker 16: you it's Yeah, the fd a's fucking dumb asses.
- 1:09:58Speaker 6: Damn a lot of meat today. It's better. You guys
- 1:10:02Speaker 6: are just America junior Brokay, Yeah.
- 1:10:03Speaker 9: With a little we have better lives. We're actually you're
- 1:10:05Speaker 9: we're actually like we belong.
- 1:10:07Speaker 6: To the America.
- 1:10:08Speaker 1: Makes you the fifty one state, you guys will be lucky.
- 1:10:10Speaker 9: Yeah, our dollar will go up. It's like, yeah, getting
- 1:10:14Speaker 9: getting a raise.
- 1:10:14Speaker 1: Would you want to be the fifty one state as
- 1:10:16Speaker 1: a Canadian would you.
- 1:10:17Speaker 6: I mean it would be it would.
- 1:10:18Speaker 16: Be easier for me without having to do all this
- 1:10:19Speaker 16: paperwork and ship. Then I could just travel back and forth.
- 1:10:21Speaker 16: Real you don't have to worry about anything, because.
- 1:10:24Speaker 1: That means all your homies. That means all your homies.
- 1:10:27Speaker 1: But that means all your homies.
- 1:10:28Speaker 9: Can come over everybody.
- 1:10:29Speaker 6: Everybody can wait, wait, wait, wait, which which national anthem
- 1:10:31Speaker 6: you think.
- 1:10:32Speaker 9: Is better ours? It's shorter, quicker, faster?
- 1:10:35Speaker 6: Really it don't really is twelve minutes long. It don't
- 1:10:39Speaker 6: make me not no life? Do make me want to
- 1:10:42Speaker 6: go to war?
- 1:10:42Speaker 18: Yeah?
- 1:10:43Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't.
- 1:10:43Speaker 9: I don't want to go to war.
- 1:10:44Speaker 16: You guys want war with national That's why, And that's
- 1:10:47Speaker 16: why you guys want so much Warrior Arby's tastes like ship.
- 1:10:50Speaker 6: The only iconic part of that song is.
- 1:10:53Speaker 1: Oh can.
- 1:10:56Speaker 10: My home?
- 1:10:57Speaker 11: And Native Lamb's the only are in it, Bro, That's
- 1:11:00Speaker 11: the only part of this guy who go cod versus
- 1:11:03Speaker 11: Corrido versus cane?
- 1:11:04Speaker 1: Can you give us?
- 1:11:06Speaker 19: Everyone knows right where everyone gets alterned up in the
- 1:11:08Speaker 19: American national anthem?
- 1:11:10Speaker 1: Which one our national line? But where is it?
- 1:11:13Speaker 6: It's where your national anthem is a black guys dream.
- 1:11:16Speaker 6: The moment they say in the Rockets read everyone get
- 1:11:19Speaker 6: that moment high on the rock It's red.
- 1:11:33Speaker 18: Shoot up.
- 1:11:40Speaker 6: I will give you that. I went to.
- 1:11:43Speaker 16: I went on, I went to a Buffalo I went
- 1:11:44Speaker 16: to a Buffalo Bills game. I went to a Buffalo
- 1:11:47Speaker 16: Bills game. And we did the pre game to take
- 1:11:48Speaker 16: my hat off and everything, and then when the game
- 1:11:56Speaker 16: started and they did the national anthem like it was pretty.
- 1:12:00Speaker 16: It was pretty sick, like the feeling you feel and
- 1:12:02Speaker 16: then they fly the jets and the military ship over
- 1:12:05Speaker 16: after you feel pretty like, yo, we'll suck up anyone
- 1:12:09Speaker 16: right now, number one.
- 1:12:09Speaker 9: I'll give you that. It's pretty fucking patriotic.
- 1:12:12Speaker 1: Hey, bro, how come you're not how come you're not
- 1:12:14Speaker 1: like I mean you're doing you just stand up right?
- 1:12:16Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 1:12:17Speaker 1: So I mean, how come you have n't pursued seeing bro?
- 1:12:19Speaker 10: Oh I do?
- 1:12:20Speaker 6: He does.
- 1:12:20Speaker 9: He makes music.
- 1:12:22Speaker 6: It's gonna show your track after it. But I was
- 1:12:23Speaker 6: gonna show you this tick it off.
- 1:12:51Speaker 5: I'm gonna come.
- 1:13:03Speaker 6: Road roading.
- 1:14:09Speaker 9: Wow, Wow, sending back the troops now do India's.
- 1:14:20Speaker 1: Wow.
- 1:14:20Speaker 6: That was very impressively.
- 1:14:22Speaker 1: Ship Jo, dude, you can pay to the commercials.
- 1:14:26Speaker 6: Dude, dude, he's what is he's got to do that
- 1:14:29Speaker 6: for the for the l AFC game starts like, that's
- 1:14:33Speaker 6: gotta be done, bro. But that's how he pussy though,
- 1:14:35Speaker 6: so it works out for everybody. Hey, did you got
- 1:14:39Speaker 6: some fucking lungs, bro to fucking maintain that.
- 1:14:41Speaker 1: Out of that?
- 1:14:42Speaker 6: That was my asshole? That's what?
- 1:14:47Speaker 18: Oh good dude, Yeah that was When did you know
- 1:14:49Speaker 18: you could be a SAX? I think I was in
- 1:14:52Speaker 18: like second grade, is like right after nine to eleven.
- 1:14:55Speaker 6: I uh knew that I could do. Yeah, no, I
- 1:14:59Speaker 6: don't know. I just started doing that ship when I
- 1:15:01Speaker 6: was a kid.
- 1:15:01Speaker 18: It was like watching Robin Williams as a kid and
- 1:15:03Speaker 18: like missus doutfire and ship and just watching a lot
- 1:15:06Speaker 18: of silly ship and one day you're just bored and
- 1:15:09Speaker 18: you did that ship and then yeah I would.
- 1:15:12Speaker 6: I would. I don't know if you were like that
- 1:15:13Speaker 6: as a kid, but I would entertain myself. I did
- 1:15:15Speaker 6: not need other people, you know that I do. I
- 1:15:19Speaker 6: have a sister, an older sister. Shout out to my
- 1:15:21Speaker 6: two nephews, Liam and Sebastian. They're they're growing into pussies,
- 1:15:25Speaker 6: but they do jiu jitsu. I'm proud of him though,
- 1:15:28Speaker 6: you know, like fight. Liam's birthday is coming up. To
- 1:15:32Speaker 6: shout out to him, I'll be high at his house
- 1:15:33Speaker 6: in April. Uh oh damn. But yeah, learned how to
- 1:15:38Speaker 6: do that ship early on and I haven't been able
- 1:15:40Speaker 6: to stop doing it since. And what's funny is my
- 1:15:42Speaker 6: dad was a fucking trumpet player in a fucking jazz band. Trumpet. No,
- 1:15:48Speaker 6: I've never tried it. I've joined, I've I just watched.
- 1:15:52Speaker 6: I'm the greatest trumpet player of all time. I I
- 1:15:55Speaker 6: found out that I could do it with a band. Uh,
- 1:15:59Speaker 6: there was one time. There's one time I did improv
- 1:16:01Speaker 6: on a fucking cruise like a boat and uh, there
- 1:16:05Speaker 6: was a jazz band and I asked the leader. I
- 1:16:08Speaker 6: was like, yo. They were like in a break and
- 1:16:09Speaker 6: I was like, can I just join you guys, uh
- 1:16:12Speaker 6: during your set and jam out with you? He was like, oh, yeah, sure,
- 1:16:15Speaker 6: where's your instrument? And I was like, it's just and
- 1:16:18Speaker 6: he was just like he was just like what. I
- 1:16:22Speaker 6: was like yeah, and then he just gave me a
- 1:16:24Speaker 6: mic and then I just joined their band and it
- 1:16:27Speaker 6: was fucking nuts. I love playing live music. It's so
- 1:16:30Speaker 6: much fun. Scott Scatt like.
- 1:16:33Speaker 1: Scoop the Oh yeah, Scott.
- 1:16:38Speaker 6: Woo whoop? Will they do wh I mean as that's
- 1:16:48Speaker 6: me when I have hemorrhoids? Wow?
- 1:16:52Speaker 1: Yeah, might he said trumpet fool unlocked?
- 1:16:59Speaker 6: A trumpetful?
- 1:17:00Speaker 10: Yeah? What other?
- 1:17:02Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 1:17:02Speaker 9: What other can you do?
- 1:17:03Speaker 5: Uh?
- 1:17:05Speaker 6: I know little piano and then oh with my mouth?
- 1:17:09Speaker 1: Oh no ship, no instrum instruments wise, piano is hard.
- 1:17:13Speaker 1: It is one of the hardest to learn, bro.
- 1:17:15Speaker 6: So he could do like a guitar like like kind
- 1:17:23Speaker 6: of like that.
- 1:17:24Speaker 1: Have you ever done that? The instrument? You know, like
- 1:17:26Speaker 1: that that that NB Riders fucking instrument.
- 1:17:28Speaker 6: With the tube and you know, well, yeah, that's like
- 1:17:33Speaker 6: that ship. Yeah, like that ship.
- 1:17:35Speaker 1: Then I get the actual tube because you you can
- 1:17:37Speaker 1: make that ship natural.
- 1:17:38Speaker 9: So you and Tommy should join make a band together.
- 1:17:41Speaker 6: Oh that would be what's that right? Is there a
- 1:17:45Speaker 6: trumpet in there?
- 1:17:46Speaker 1: There's doing there's only the bass.
- 1:17:55Speaker 18: You can actually add comical themes to like remember that
- 1:17:58Speaker 18: scene in the Family Guy when uh, he's like, I'm
- 1:18:00Speaker 18: just gonna play the trumpet behind fad.
- 1:18:03Speaker 6: Just do that when somebody's just walking bro.
- 1:18:06Speaker 16: Yeah, yeah, as you walk as yourself when I walk
- 1:18:09Speaker 16: to play the trumpetland.
- 1:18:19Speaker 1: Right now, just walking down the little fucking main Street.
- 1:18:21Speaker 18: Yeah, it's like having your own fucking theme music bron
- 1:18:25Speaker 18: walking sitcom.
- 1:18:28Speaker 6: Yeah, bro, after you come out of a business meeting
- 1:18:30Speaker 6: and then yeah, that didn't go how I anticipated.
- 1:18:40Speaker 18: Show nineties show ninety sitcoms used to have the best
- 1:18:42Speaker 18: music for like random ass ship. Remember you remember all
- 1:18:45Speaker 18: those episodes of all sitcoms, or like the main character
- 1:18:48Speaker 18: that got asked to try drugs and then it was
- 1:18:51Speaker 18: just like, hey.
- 1:18:51Speaker 1: Man, come over here, and it's like, what's up, guys?
- 1:18:55Speaker 1: You want to try this? And then it's like the
- 1:18:57Speaker 1: fucking music goes on his eye. Shouldn't be doing this, guys.
- 1:19:05Speaker 9: You guys watch Saved by the Bell Back in the day.
- 1:19:08Speaker 1: I watched the re rose.
- 1:19:09Speaker 18: That wasn't like you know, I remember Nick at Night
- 1:19:12Speaker 18: would show it, so I remember watching that ship.
- 1:19:14Speaker 6: I watched Full House a lot.
- 1:19:15Speaker 9: I watched I watch a lot of Save by the Bell.
- 1:19:17Speaker 6: I was so glad that they did the reboot. You're
- 1:19:20Speaker 6: a fool house now, did you did you watch the reboot? Yeah? Well,
- 1:19:24Speaker 6: because you know, it was.
- 1:19:25Speaker 9: The same stories they just did over again. I never watched.
- 1:19:27Speaker 6: It's just because they're older now, so it's not weird
- 1:19:29Speaker 6: when you them you want some water because when you
- 1:19:33Speaker 6: were younger. Oh yeah, sure, that'd be great.
- 1:19:35Speaker 9: I was excited for it, but after like five minutes
- 1:19:38Speaker 9: of it, I was like this sucking.
- 1:19:40Speaker 6: And then the Olsen Twins weren't in it.
- 1:19:43Speaker 1: You know, that's why just to watch.
- 1:19:44Speaker 9: But we had they're doing Malcolm in the Middle again
- 1:19:49Speaker 9: or the other they are doing.
- 1:19:50Speaker 16: Yeah, they're bringing it back with Brian Craston, so it
- 1:19:52Speaker 16: has to be good because Brian Craston doesn't miss.
- 1:19:54Speaker 1: But they had a come on.
- 1:19:57Speaker 19: They had Stephanie Tanner on Doctor Greentam. Stephanie Tanner on
- 1:20:01Speaker 19: Doctor Greentam.
- 1:20:02Speaker 6: Really, oh wow, God, she has big titties.
- 1:20:05Speaker 1: Right, Stephanie Tanner right there, guys, head on. Yeah, they
- 1:20:08Speaker 1: had Stephanie Tanner on here and she and everyone knows this,
- 1:20:11Speaker 1: but let me tell her.
- 1:20:12Speaker 6: Let me Ray's a crazy upbringing.
- 1:20:16Speaker 10: Yeah yeah, Ray knows this story.
- 1:20:18Speaker 19: So she came here, did Doctor Greentam, rite had a
- 1:20:20Speaker 19: great time, and she left her Starbucks cup here and uh,
- 1:20:25Speaker 19: we went up.
- 1:20:25Speaker 1: There and we used to share a studio.
- 1:20:27Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, will story dog.
- 1:20:30Speaker 1: And we used to share a studio with Doctor green Tham.
- 1:20:32Speaker 19: So I went up there and usually I was like
- 1:20:35Speaker 19: saw this cup that looked pretty, not not pricey, but
- 1:20:37Speaker 19: I knew it wasn't a cheap Starbucks cup.
- 1:20:39Speaker 1: Yeah, so I grab it and I go downstairs and
- 1:20:41Speaker 1: I'm like.
- 1:20:42Speaker 6: Yo, he's on.
- 1:20:42Speaker 10: Whose Starbucks cup is this?
- 1:20:44Speaker 1: He's like, Oh, that's Stephanie Tanner's Starbucks cup.
- 1:20:48Speaker 10: Stephanie Tanner.
- 1:20:48Speaker 6: Remember we has had Stephanie Tanner on here, Stephanie Judith
- 1:20:51Speaker 6: Tanner from Full House. Stephanie Tanner. I don't think that,
- 1:20:54Speaker 6: guess it was.
- 1:20:55Speaker 18: It's not her name, Stephanie. Your mom's dead, she's never
- 1:20:56Speaker 18: coming back from the show. Her name is Stephanie Tanner,
- 1:20:59Speaker 18: like that was her name on the show.
- 1:21:00Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, man, but whatever.
- 1:21:05Speaker 19: I'm cleaning the studio up, like I said, I find
- 1:21:06Speaker 19: a Starbucks cup and like, I don't know whose it
- 1:21:08Speaker 19: is because I wasn't here all day.
- 1:21:09Speaker 6: I go downstairs.
- 1:21:10Speaker 10: I'm like, yo, he's on.
- 1:21:11Speaker 1: Whose Starbucks cup is this?
- 1:21:12Speaker 19: He's like, all that Steffanie Tanner from Full House. I'm like, oh,
- 1:21:15Speaker 19: you guys had her on. And then my homie DJ
- 1:21:17Speaker 19: Will that I had brought with me. He's like, I'll
- 1:21:20Speaker 19: give you twenty bucks for right now. And I'm like, oh,
- 1:21:22Speaker 19: it's not for sale.
- 1:21:23Speaker 6: He's like, no, I don't want to buy it. I
- 1:21:24Speaker 6: just want to lick it. Oh wow.
- 1:21:28Speaker 1: We and we washed the cup and I said yeah.
- 1:21:30Speaker 6: And I said yeah, and I didn't ask.
- 1:21:32Speaker 5: He was on permission. So he grabs the cup and
- 1:21:34Speaker 5: just rins the buck out of it.
- 1:21:37Speaker 1: Back to me and then he's almost like, throw it away.
- 1:21:41Speaker 6: You're gonna recycle that dog.
- 1:21:43Speaker 5: I could have kept it.
- 1:21:44Speaker 1: And then I looked it up and then and then
- 1:21:46Speaker 1: we went back home because he gave it a right here,
- 1:21:48Speaker 1: and I was like, why you do that?
- 1:21:49Speaker 19: He's like, now I have seventy tenors, do you name me?
- 1:21:53Speaker 19: You should have put it on whatnot? You could have
- 1:21:56Speaker 19: made so much money people wanted, could have put it on.
- 1:21:58Speaker 1: It's atle bit fun on a deal.
- 1:22:01Speaker 6: No, this is why not everybody's allowed in the office, Exavier.
- 1:22:06Speaker 18: This is exactly why you know how Adam Adam twenty
- 1:22:09Speaker 18: two has like black crips, fucking self snitch about their crimes.
- 1:22:13Speaker 1: He's ever just self snitches about stuff he shouldn't.
- 1:22:16Speaker 6: Oh what what happened? That's not my cup? And I
- 1:22:18Speaker 6: didn't lock it. God damn. Yeah.
- 1:22:24Speaker 1: I thought I thought fucking ice was gonna raise this place.
- 1:22:27Speaker 1: After the national anthem, I.
- 1:22:29Speaker 10: Was like, this is it.
- 1:22:29Speaker 6: This is the theme, this is the.
- 1:22:32Speaker 1: This is the theme song to Xaber.
- 1:22:34Speaker 6: Is going to be going out to do you prefer
- 1:22:36Speaker 6: when a woman sings it or when a man sings it.
- 1:22:39Speaker 9: I never thought of it that I don't give a
- 1:22:40Speaker 9: ship that's to sound good.
- 1:22:42Speaker 6: Like an opera dude to do it opera dude, Yeah,
- 1:22:45Speaker 6: like whoa ca and then he just builds up like
- 1:22:50Speaker 6: but every time a woman sings it, I cry in
- 1:22:52Speaker 6: my eyes out for the national anthem for hours cry yeah,
- 1:22:56Speaker 6: oh my god, especially like if it's really good, like
- 1:22:59Speaker 6: if it's the play offs NFL and it's like really good,
- 1:23:02Speaker 6: ah dude, But like the I think the best one.
- 1:23:05Speaker 6: Have you ever seen Marvin Gay's rendition of it? It's
- 1:23:09Speaker 6: like the NBA Like I think it was like the
- 1:23:11Speaker 6: NBA Finals or halftime show or something like that. Oh
- 1:23:14Speaker 6: this was live, yeah yeah, and he did it was
- 1:23:16Speaker 6: so different. It was like his own version, and people
- 1:23:18Speaker 6: were just mesmerized by it.
- 1:23:20Speaker 1: I also see people do their own version and just dounk.
- 1:23:24Speaker 6: That's what I'm saying. That's that people were blown away
- 1:23:26Speaker 6: because they're so used to it because ultimately that that
- 1:23:29Speaker 6: fucking you could do it however you want, but everybody
- 1:23:33Speaker 6: just knows it a certain way. Yeah, that's fucking crazy.
- 1:23:38Speaker 10: I love watching the World Cup.
- 1:23:39Speaker 1: I love when the country and then player start crying,
- 1:23:43Speaker 1: and I think it's it's a great moment to cry.
- 1:23:44Speaker 1: You're representing your tumbles have never left the country crying too,
- 1:23:48Speaker 1: I think school you're representing your country. Everybody in your
- 1:23:50Speaker 1: country is probably.
- 1:23:50Speaker 16: One of them are crying because if they lose, they're
- 1:23:53Speaker 16: gonna get killed when they go back.
- 1:23:54Speaker 18: Like that one time, the fools from Trinad and Tobago
- 1:23:58Speaker 18: way there, they're crying because they have to go back
- 1:23:59Speaker 18: after this.
- 1:24:00Speaker 1: Bro, They're not crying because of the national anthem. They're like,
- 1:24:04Speaker 1: you gotta go back to the ship as I didn't
- 1:24:07Speaker 1: and to us.
- 1:24:07Speaker 6: I'm Colombian. The Colombian team in ninety what was it
- 1:24:10Speaker 6: like ninety four when they did the own goal and
- 1:24:13Speaker 6: it was in the US. Pablo Escobar was like, if
- 1:24:16Speaker 6: you don't win the game, we're gonna kill you all.
- 1:24:17Speaker 1: The guy that missed the got killed. Yeah, yeah, missed.
- 1:24:20Speaker 6: But they're saying that a lot of people believe he
- 1:24:24Speaker 6: didn't want it.
- 1:24:25Speaker 9: Enough.
- 1:24:25Speaker 6: A lot of people believe differently, like well, first of
- 1:24:27Speaker 6: all he was a defender, but it was supposed to
- 1:24:35Speaker 6: go because of all yeah way, because he's like gangster
- 1:24:45Speaker 6: yeah yeah. And a lot of people were like this
- 1:24:52Speaker 6: conflict conflicting stories or people have theories like its Pablo's
- 1:24:56Speaker 6: people killed them. There was a gambling that that killed uh,
- 1:25:01Speaker 6: random fucking incident. But you know, dude was so young
- 1:25:06Speaker 6: and one of the best, best, greatest all time in Columbia.
- 1:25:09Speaker 10: Facts, Adam just got arrested.
- 1:25:11Speaker 6: They're just probably trolling. It would be all all over. Hey,
- 1:25:15Speaker 6: you know he's I don't know the lean of the
- 1:25:18Speaker 6: plug husband or whatever.
- 1:25:20Speaker 18: Yeah, you go back, who would who would you go
- 1:25:23Speaker 18: back in time with to save?
- 1:25:26Speaker 6: What you mean?
- 1:25:26Speaker 18: Like who like if you had to go back in time,
- 1:25:28Speaker 18: who would you go back to save? Like for example,
- 1:25:30Speaker 18: like me, like I've already had a time machine, I'm
- 1:25:32Speaker 18: going back ricking Morty style.
- 1:25:33Speaker 1: Taking Cholino with me, saving that from getting shot. Have everybody?
- 1:25:37Speaker 6: That's who you're picking the money that could have made dog?
- 1:25:39Speaker 6: What about Selena more? I could have I could have
- 1:25:44Speaker 6: had two more albums.
- 1:25:45Speaker 1: I want to get get like it might like are
- 1:25:48Speaker 1: we doing this for like benefics beneficial.
- 1:25:50Speaker 6: It's your choice. Dog, you have to the world.
- 1:25:52Speaker 1: I really want to don't want to save Jesus.
- 1:25:54Speaker 18: Dog, what about the apartment, because then he never died
- 1:25:58Speaker 18: for our sins and then we just live in fucking ship.
- 1:26:01Speaker 6: You're ruined. Everything.
- 1:26:03Speaker 10: Be good with Jesus.
- 1:26:04Speaker 1: I'd be good with Jesus. Dude, you go back in
- 1:26:06Speaker 1: the time machine and he'd like, shoot you like looking out, Well,
- 1:26:09Speaker 1: you're not the apostle, Jesus, be like looking out. I
- 1:26:12Speaker 1: know you could have done anything. We came here, made
- 1:26:14Speaker 1: sure it was like kills you. That's part of godsflind
- 1:26:18Speaker 1: not juice plants. Jesus would have been like looking up.
- 1:26:22Speaker 6: Oh no, then guy would have been pissed at you know.
- 1:26:24Speaker 6: Then there would have been no world because he'd be
- 1:26:25Speaker 6: like disappointed doing this ship.
- 1:26:26Speaker 1: Yeah, but you see the different between me trying to
- 1:26:28Speaker 1: save the world and he's on said.
- 1:26:31Speaker 6: Because that's fucking I love that you can't save anybody.
- 1:26:39Speaker 1: Hey, that's like, hey, that's not gonna get you paid.
- 1:26:42Speaker 18: You know people that during COVID, all these deaths you
- 1:26:45Speaker 18: want to pick I said you had to save anybody,
- 1:26:48Speaker 18: like you know, on a celebrity.
- 1:26:53Speaker 1: Second one would be Tupac. I'd be like, get out
- 1:26:55Speaker 1: the car, bro, get out the car.
- 1:26:57Speaker 6: My word, you know what I mean. I would bring
- 1:27:00Speaker 6: back and bring back.
- 1:27:02Speaker 1: At that time he was a lion.
- 1:27:04Speaker 16: I would bring back Epstein to find out what really happened.
- 1:27:08Speaker 16: That's what you would say, Just to find out what happened?
- 1:27:10Speaker 6: Did you kill yourself? Damn?
- 1:27:13Speaker 18: And then you would get the list and you would
- 1:27:15Speaker 18: get killed afterwards.
- 1:27:18Speaker 9: You would have lifted and I bring back my cousin
- 1:27:20Speaker 9: and real it would only I would.
- 1:27:22Speaker 6: Only be caught on that plane if they were like, oh, dude,
- 1:27:24Speaker 6: they have like the best buffet in the world.
- 1:27:27Speaker 1: You don't think they have a great buffet.
- 1:27:28Speaker 9: Oh my god, Mermaid.
- 1:27:31Speaker 6: Dude be in the other room and I just hear
- 1:27:33Speaker 6: fucking going on with yo. No one's gonna take advantage
- 1:27:36Speaker 6: of these mashed potatoes. That's real fucking buttery. That'd be you.
- 1:27:40Speaker 6: And I'll save Harambe to.
- 1:27:44Speaker 18: Oh really, dog, Harambe, that makes it even worse. Dog
- 1:27:53Speaker 18: you shot that kids mom, dog for fucking being a
- 1:27:57Speaker 18: bad parent. Brod to kick get into the gorilla anyways,
- 1:28:00Speaker 18: bro like bitch that there's a fucking big ass dip
- 1:28:04Speaker 18: before the kid has to get in the encounter. Have
- 1:28:05Speaker 18: you ever been to a fucking zoo? I was like,
- 1:28:07Speaker 18: you know this, It's just it's not gonna be one
- 1:28:09Speaker 18: of those easy things, like the parent had to literally
- 1:28:12Speaker 18: be like on the phone for twenty minutes before the
- 1:28:14Speaker 18: kid got in there. It's not the gorilla's fault, and
- 1:28:16Speaker 18: he thought about this before.
- 1:28:17Speaker 1: Oh he's he's a comedian.
- 1:28:19Speaker 16: I bring back Patrise O'Neil nice. I'd love to see
- 1:28:22Speaker 16: what he has to say about what's going on right now.
- 1:28:24Speaker 18: I was gonna say, Bernie Mac, but I can't be like, yo,
- 1:28:26Speaker 18: stop smoking Bernie. You know what I mean, Like like
- 1:28:28Speaker 18: he's gonna smoke the guards regardless.
- 1:28:31Speaker 9: But he saved them once. That's not an issue anymore.
- 1:28:34Speaker 10: Bring back Tesla.
- 1:28:36Speaker 9: Oh, I thought you meant the stock.
- 1:28:41Speaker 1: That'd be great.
- 1:28:47Speaker 6: Would you bring who you?
- 1:28:48Speaker 1: Who'd you stop from?
- 1:28:48Speaker 6: Castrophe?
- 1:28:49Speaker 13: Uh?
- 1:28:50Speaker 6: Let me see? I think Selena, just because I would
- 1:28:56Speaker 6: have loved to have seen what how much more she
- 1:28:57Speaker 6: would have influenced music.
- 1:29:00Speaker 10: I know you don't want to.
- 1:29:00Speaker 9: Ask for like the future a feature?
- 1:29:03Speaker 1: Fu you got to get the feature?
- 1:29:06Speaker 6: Yeah you do, good? Selena? Selena? No, can you even
- 1:29:12Speaker 6: not even know. What are you talking about? Like the trumpet?
- 1:29:14Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, can you sing it? I don't know,
- 1:29:16Speaker 1: can you do anything like? I don't know?
- 1:29:18Speaker 6: He sings pretty good?
- 1:29:19Speaker 1: No, I no, I've heard his voice.
- 1:29:20Speaker 6: I would have to warm up for he's I don't
- 1:29:23Speaker 6: got that in the post.
- 1:29:23Speaker 1: So he did a crazy adele.
- 1:29:26Speaker 6: I know a crazy he got kind of got a one.
- 1:29:31Speaker 10: I don't know if he's not one.
- 1:29:32Speaker 6: Oh no, he got you got that one. I could
- 1:29:35Speaker 6: do that. I could do that. Give me a second,
- 1:29:37Speaker 6: give me a second. He's over here like he's a jukebox.
- 1:29:40Speaker 6: He was like, yo, oh my god, send.
- 1:29:45Speaker 5: In the chat.
- 1:29:47Speaker 1: He's treating him how we treat Tommy.
- 1:29:49Speaker 6: Yeah, bro, come on, bro, I know he has pipes
- 1:29:52Speaker 6: and he loves to sing.
- 1:29:53Speaker 18: So let's go tell me asks all modest and ship now.
- 1:29:56Speaker 18: He's like, I don't know, man, stop being gay Tommy.
- 1:30:02Speaker 6: She said, I can sing like a dell too.
- 1:30:05Speaker 9: Can you sing like raffey?
- 1:30:06Speaker 18: Men?
- 1:30:07Speaker 6: I don't know.
- 1:30:09Speaker 13: When the rain is blowning in your face, yehen.
- 1:30:17Speaker 1: Is on your case.
- 1:30:21Speaker 13: I good offer you embraes to make you feel my love.
- 1:30:32Speaker 13: When the evening shadows and the stars appear. Yeah, man,
- 1:30:38Speaker 13: it's none there to dry your teas.
- 1:30:43Speaker 6: I could hold you for a million years.
- 1:30:48Speaker 1: To make you feel my love. Yeah yeah, god, guy
- 1:30:56Speaker 1: got pipes?
- 1:30:58Speaker 6: You said it?
- 1:30:58Speaker 1: You got does your.
- 1:31:00Speaker 6: Family saying that you have a livisioning with Evan? Just
- 1:31:02Speaker 6: singing with my dad just played the trumpet. Uh, and
- 1:31:07Speaker 6: that's about it. Nobody, nobody in my family. I know
- 1:31:10Speaker 6: my dad probably sings, but he's more of an instrument
- 1:31:13Speaker 6: guy than anything. But I started doing like choir in
- 1:31:15Speaker 6: second grade.
- 1:31:18Speaker 18: And then yeah, yeah, what would you like for divert
- 1:31:23Speaker 18: to for for things to work out for you?
- 1:31:25Speaker 1: Like successful singing.
- 1:31:27Speaker 6: I want to be a Colombian Donald Glover, So I
- 1:31:30Speaker 6: want to be able to like rap, sing right, do
- 1:31:33Speaker 6: stand up act. But like to me, the way my
- 1:31:37Speaker 6: brain works, I would work on things quarterly. So if
- 1:31:41Speaker 6: I want to do a film, I'll do quarter one
- 1:31:43Speaker 6: or something. If I want to work on an album,
- 1:31:45Speaker 6: I'll do quarter two. If I really want to make
- 1:31:47Speaker 6: a masterpiece, I'll do two quarters.
- 1:31:49Speaker 1: Type of ship.
- 1:31:50Speaker 6: Yeah, kind of like that because that's how my brain works.
- 1:31:52Speaker 6: With Chicago, we have four seasons, so you.
- 1:31:54Speaker 18: Know what that's that's that's a pretty good way of
- 1:31:56Speaker 18: looking at it because that's how that's how I would
- 1:31:58Speaker 18: divide that that divie certain projects. It's just like the
- 1:32:01Speaker 18: especially if you're doing something creative like I was looking
- 1:32:03Speaker 18: at from like right, I'm just like, well, maybe switch
- 1:32:05Speaker 18: it up springtime fucking album and then like you switch up,
- 1:32:10Speaker 18: you switch up the slot and then you make one
- 1:32:11Speaker 18: and winter, you know what I mean, And then it's
- 1:32:13Speaker 18: a different sentiment.
- 1:32:13Speaker 6: That's and the cool thing is every quarter you can
- 1:32:16Speaker 6: give yourself a theme like Quarter one, Redemption, quarter two,
- 1:32:20Speaker 6: whatever you want, you know what I'm saying. So you
- 1:32:22Speaker 6: have like a theme, you're in a different era and
- 1:32:24Speaker 6: it's just for you and your work. It's not for anybody,
- 1:32:26Speaker 6: you know, unless you want to release or publish the
- 1:32:28Speaker 6: ship Sublime.
- 1:32:32Speaker 18: Oh yeah, Tommy, he swears he's the best because he
- 1:32:35Speaker 18: knows how to sing some fucking sublime.
- 1:32:38Speaker 6: What's Sublime? Song?
- 1:32:41Speaker 10: Request?
- 1:32:45Speaker 18: And I see whiskey by What's What's Chris? Chris Stapleton
- 1:32:50Speaker 18: just picture like white people with problems when I yeah,
- 1:32:55Speaker 18: I love that song, but I'm just saying, like whatever
- 1:32:56Speaker 18: I pictured it up, just like the light construction worker
- 1:32:58Speaker 18: has had.
- 1:32:59Speaker 6: A day, you know what I mean. I can't do
- 1:33:02Speaker 6: that voice base you used to spend my night child
- 1:33:06Speaker 6: in a bar room like that kind of ship.
- 1:33:10Speaker 20: Little els he only love I'd ever know. But you
- 1:33:16Speaker 20: rescued me from reaching the bottom and brother me back
- 1:33:23Speaker 20: from being too far gone. You smooth, it's tennise whiskey.
- 1:33:36Speaker 1: You're as sweet.
- 1:33:39Speaker 5: The strive very wild.
- 1:33:43Speaker 6: Why you're as wild as a glass of brandy.
- 1:33:51Speaker 13: And honeyha stay stoned on your love all the time.
- 1:34:01Speaker 6: God damn danger. I could do that.
- 1:34:05Speaker 1: I could sing. I just sing. And one said, why
- 1:34:07Speaker 1: is he singing? Because I can, bitch, that's why. Yeah,
- 1:34:12Speaker 1: straight up, yo, that is you.
- 1:34:14Speaker 6: Guys gotta come to the show because I sing in
- 1:34:15Speaker 6: my act. Yeah, he's on the show tomorrow. By the way, Oh,
- 1:34:18Speaker 6: come on, people, buy some ticket.
- 1:34:19Speaker 1: It's gonna be a great time.
- 1:34:20Speaker 10: Chick lits heydar.
- 1:34:21Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm not here all the time. We got Sam
- 1:34:23Speaker 6: Tripoli headlining, Matt Bitch and you know I looked up
- 1:34:27Speaker 6: there grill they're grilling.
- 1:34:29Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the restaurants really don't full bar good good time,
- 1:34:33Speaker 1: huh yeah.
- 1:34:34Speaker 10: Yeah they got great food.
- 1:34:36Speaker 1: Yeah in the outside patio, Yeah we got big ass.
- 1:34:38Speaker 10: We got big patty outside.
- 1:34:39Speaker 6: Everyone got a smoky said, because we're taking up the
- 1:34:41Speaker 6: whole parking zone.
- 1:34:42Speaker 10: Yeah, pull up, people seriously pull up.
- 1:34:46Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of parking too. So now have
- 1:34:47Speaker 1: a fucking designated driver. Don't be drinking and driving bro
- 1:34:50Speaker 1: like or fucking uber bro like. You know what I'm saying.
- 1:34:52Speaker 18: It's Bredondo Beach. You're not going to Englewood. You know,
- 1:34:55Speaker 18: cops care about people there. So I fit three people
- 1:34:58Speaker 18: in my car.
- 1:34:59Speaker 6: So if you we will do like a sweepstakes giveaway
- 1:35:02Speaker 6: for three listeners that comment you're doing it, and he'll
- 1:35:05Speaker 6: he'll drive you and sing to you the whole way.
- 1:35:07Speaker 18: Are to giveaways just superchats regularly. Today I got I
- 1:35:11Speaker 18: gotta put yeah, take a break. We can't be a
- 1:35:13Speaker 18: fucking Oprah day every time.
- 1:35:16Speaker 9: Just give a ticket away.
- 1:35:17Speaker 1: Oh ticket, I think he said ticket. I don't know.
- 1:35:19Speaker 1: I think you gotta do a shot Xavier.
- 1:35:23Speaker 16: For every shot Xavier does, we'll give a ticket away.
- 1:35:26Speaker 16: For every shot Exavier does, we'll give a ticket away.
- 1:35:30Speaker 18: No he doesn't, Yes, they do, he doesn't. All right,
- 1:35:34Speaker 18: All right, let's wait. He's not gonna read him him.
- 1:35:37Speaker 6: I'll buy I'll buy two shots for the first two
- 1:35:41Speaker 6: people to tell me what their favorite pizza topping is.
- 1:35:45Speaker 9: It's gonna be super chats.
- 1:35:49Speaker 6: All right.
- 1:35:50Speaker 1: I'm gonna go ahead and start reading the super chats
- 1:35:52Speaker 1: right now.
- 1:35:53Speaker 18: First one comes from luistro Meadow shout out to the
- 1:35:55Speaker 18: whole gang. Same team, same team, baby, same team, dog,
- 1:35:59Speaker 18: thank you so much for tuning in. Next one comes
- 1:36:02Speaker 18: from most Blunted. It says, same team, same team, right
- 1:36:06Speaker 18: back to you, dog, appreciate you coming in. Third, it
- 1:36:10Speaker 18: is a menace the painter saying, Yo, same team doing
- 1:36:13Speaker 18: some sidework painting right now, you got another painters, dog.
- 1:36:20Speaker 6: What's I got into podcasts when I was painting.
- 1:36:22Speaker 1: I was over listening to music could be the same song,
- 1:36:24Speaker 1: so I was like, what else is there to listen to?
- 1:36:26Speaker 10: That's why I found podcasts and I was just fun
- 1:36:28Speaker 10: binged in. I was like, Yo, this is a dope
- 1:36:30Speaker 10: little gig.
- 1:36:32Speaker 18: It always remember you're listening to something that it sounds
- 1:36:34Speaker 18: like a group of people with a house. Whenever I
- 1:36:36Speaker 18: leave my house, I just leave the podcast podcast playing.
- 1:36:39Speaker 18: It always sounds like there's a conversation going on the house.
- 1:36:41Speaker 1: It's like that, how no one's gonna rob my house?
- 1:36:43Speaker 1: This was thinking like home alone style, Like, dude, if
- 1:36:45Speaker 1: I put this podcast on the Burglar is gonna come
- 1:36:48Speaker 1: in and be like, oh no, there's people. You gotta
- 1:36:50Speaker 1: put it Spanish.
- 1:36:52Speaker 6: And then you leave.
- 1:36:53Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? All right?
- 1:36:54Speaker 18: Next one comes from Thundercat. Uh just says a supersticker,
- 1:36:59Speaker 18: thank you so much for you you doing that super chat.
- 1:37:02Speaker 18: Next one comes from a Psychedelic six sider says, what's up?
- 1:37:05Speaker 18: We don't smoke the same family? Am I going to be?
- 1:37:07Speaker 18: Are you going to be in Reno? Uh?
- 1:37:10Speaker 1: No, I don't think I'll make it out there for
- 1:37:12Speaker 1: the Ciper showing. Is it this weekend?
- 1:37:14Speaker 10: Yeah?
- 1:37:14Speaker 6: No, it's too short notice. If it was in Vegas,
- 1:37:17Speaker 6: I would.
- 1:37:17Speaker 1: Have gone, hands down. I would be in Vegas already.
- 1:37:21Speaker 10: But no, I'm gonna say it. You know what those
- 1:37:25Speaker 10: fucking fans at l.
- 1:37:26Speaker 19: A f C versus San Diego game, that's some chiev
- 1:37:32Speaker 19: us activities.
- 1:37:33Speaker 11: Hey food, Hey, do you know do you know the
- 1:37:36Speaker 11: do you know the backstory? I know, fools, they were there,
- 1:37:40Speaker 11: dog like fucking savages. I know, I know fools, they
- 1:37:43Speaker 11: were there dogs. So there have been problems the whole
- 1:37:45Speaker 11: time at the LAFC game. Right these fools are like, oh,
- 1:37:47Speaker 11: we're a new team, we have something to prove supporter groups.
- 1:37:50Speaker 11: From there, we're starting to start shaped with the supporter groups.
- 1:37:52Speaker 18: They went by trying to snatch scarves, right, So that's
- 1:37:54Speaker 18: how all the fights originally started, trying to snash scarves
- 1:37:58Speaker 18: from other people. So there was multiple fights already when
- 1:38:01Speaker 18: this ship was being When these fools were exited, they
- 1:38:03Speaker 18: were trying to get one of the fools that belongs
- 1:38:05Speaker 18: to what is it a supporter group And I gotta
- 1:38:07Speaker 18: say the name because I don't want to criminate nobody,
- 1:38:09Speaker 18: one of the.
- 1:38:10Speaker 6: LAFC supporter groups.
- 1:38:11Speaker 1: Their faces around the video. I know that's not that's
- 1:38:13Speaker 1: not that's none of my business, but you know what
- 1:38:16Speaker 1: I'm saying, like, uh this, but is it?
- 1:38:18Speaker 18: One of these fools is walking down with his kids
- 1:38:20Speaker 18: and they're like, hey, homie, give us a scarf.
- 1:38:22Speaker 1: And he's like, hey, bro, I want my kids. The
- 1:38:24Speaker 1: games over. The game's over.
- 1:38:25Speaker 18: And then they keep sucking trying to take this fool ship.
- 1:38:27Speaker 18: One of this little girl, his little girl starts crying.
- 1:38:30Speaker 18: You can see a little girl crying in the video.
- 1:38:32Speaker 18: So this fool causes homies for backup. These foods show
- 1:38:35Speaker 18: up and they're like, oh shit, why is there like
- 1:38:37Speaker 18: three foods trying to take this fool scars and that
- 1:38:39Speaker 18: fool knocked them out.
- 1:38:41Speaker 1: It's like if somebody would have tried to start some
- 1:38:42Speaker 1: ship and I'm like, hald On dog, we're gonna have
- 1:38:44Speaker 1: to knock somebody else out. I'm a scarf for your kids.
- 1:38:47Speaker 6: Nah, Bro, you shouldn't be fucking with somebody when they're
- 1:38:50Speaker 6: with their kids.
- 1:38:50Speaker 18: Bro.
- 1:38:51Speaker 1: Times you got to be the fucking adult you gotta be.
- 1:38:53Speaker 18: Then you shouldn't be fucking with nobody when they're with
- 1:38:56Speaker 18: their kids.
- 1:38:57Speaker 6: Bro.
- 1:38:57Speaker 18: If if somebody's with their kids, bro, that person is
- 1:39:00Speaker 18: liable to shoot your ass because it's their kids before
- 1:39:02Speaker 18: you dog, especially if they feel that their kids life
- 1:39:06Speaker 18: is in danger. Bro, you don't know what You don't
- 1:39:08Speaker 18: know what that's like.
- 1:39:08Speaker 1: Because you don't have to and now your kid might
- 1:39:10Speaker 1: get punched over a scarf.
- 1:39:12Speaker 16: It's be the bigger peer going through You're going through trauma.
- 1:39:15Speaker 16: Still your dad not getting you a turtle. That's what
- 1:39:17Speaker 16: this comes down.
- 1:39:18Speaker 6: Bro. You know you have to when you paint the
- 1:39:21Speaker 6: walls green, turtle green. Yeah.
- 1:39:24Speaker 18: Bro, Once you start fucking with people and their kids, bro,
- 1:39:27Speaker 18: they should have just left that fall alone.
- 1:39:28Speaker 1: It's like that bro.
- 1:39:31Speaker 18: Even back, even back in the glory in the glory
- 1:39:33Speaker 18: days of gang banging bro.
- 1:39:35Speaker 6: But then your daughter looks at you.
- 1:39:36Speaker 18: All the ogs will tell you that, like, if you
- 1:39:38Speaker 18: saw your enemies out there with their kids, you have
- 1:39:41Speaker 18: to let it go because you're not about to shoot
- 1:39:44Speaker 18: the homie up at Disneyland or try to kill him.
- 1:39:46Speaker 18: If you see your enemies on in the streets, even
- 1:39:48Speaker 18: it's just principal dog, like even.
- 1:39:50Speaker 6: For like na dog, then your daughter looks at you like, oh,
- 1:39:54Speaker 6: my dad, is.
- 1:39:54Speaker 1: My dad's a bitch? You want your daughter to live? No,
- 1:39:57Speaker 1: because you're a fucking young kid, he's probably how.
- 1:40:01Speaker 11: Would you look at her that? If you're if you're dad,
- 1:40:03Speaker 11: cough to that also this probably he's a young cat.
- 1:40:05Speaker 1: You're an adult, Like you're a fucking a parent, brother,
- 1:40:07Speaker 1: you got two kids.
- 1:40:08Speaker 18: Well, zaber, if you want to go cheer for San Diego,
- 1:40:10Speaker 18: fucking go join their supporter groups.
- 1:40:13Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. No, I'm just saying, don't
- 1:40:19Speaker 1: be fucking with people with kids.
- 1:40:21Speaker 16: Well, maybe if he didn't know his friends weren't there,
- 1:40:23Speaker 16: he knew his friends were there, so he knew he
- 1:40:24Speaker 16: didn't have to. Yeah, it's a different story.
- 1:40:26Speaker 18: You know if we see zaber get he jumped at
- 1:40:28Speaker 18: the game, let's just leave him like that would kill
- 1:40:33Speaker 18: my some guy.
- 1:40:34Speaker 19: If two guys come up to me like, give me
- 1:40:35Speaker 19: your scarf, I'm not gonna be like, is he on
- 1:40:37Speaker 19: the round?
- 1:40:38Speaker 1: Like, here's a fucking scarf, dog, fuck out of here.
- 1:40:40Speaker 1: Have a good day, homie. I'll go buy one in
- 1:40:42Speaker 1: twenty minutes. Like that's the point.
- 1:40:44Speaker 9: And now what First they take your scarf, then they
- 1:40:46Speaker 9: take your wallet?
- 1:40:47Speaker 1: Should I be like, oh, I know, be real, don't
- 1:40:50Speaker 1: like where the fuck out?
- 1:40:51Speaker 18: As as a man, you should just fucking hold your
- 1:40:54Speaker 18: own regardless. Bro, I'm not gonna let nobody try to
- 1:40:56Speaker 18: punk me though, like because.
- 1:40:57Speaker 16: Then they think they could take everything all this guy,
- 1:40:59Speaker 16: just give us a scarf. I wonder what else you'll
- 1:41:00Speaker 16: give us. Empty your pockets, bro, run your pockets, dog. Yeah,
- 1:41:05Speaker 16: I know you don't even have a phone to call
- 1:41:08Speaker 16: you zone.
- 1:41:08Speaker 6: I'll just tell them I'm going to buy nachos and
- 1:41:10Speaker 6: hot dogs and will share.
- 1:41:11Speaker 19: The second you touch me that you stand my ground.
- 1:41:14Speaker 19: Touching my kids, touching me, that's when you stand your ground.
- 1:41:17Speaker 18: If they went that's give me your scar giving me
- 1:41:19Speaker 18: your ship like here they were fucking trying to do
- 1:41:21Speaker 18: that to to that dude, that's different.
- 1:41:24Speaker 1: You're touching people and you're touching my kids, then I
- 1:41:26Speaker 1: have to fucking act like a fuck.
- 1:41:28Speaker 19: Yeah, but just because you want to give me, you
- 1:41:31Speaker 19: want my twenty dollars scarf because it says forty two
- 1:41:33Speaker 19: originals go homeie gold.
- 1:41:36Speaker 9: Dog first to come for your scarf.
- 1:41:38Speaker 1: This is why is not invited to the Christmas party anymore.
- 1:41:42Speaker 19: Great like that doesn't like to start fights, doesn't get
- 1:41:45Speaker 19: invited to the Christmas party.
- 1:41:46Speaker 1: Yeah, hand over your scarf, Exavier, Yeah you're yeah, dog,
- 1:41:57Speaker 1: you can go join the pride at.
- 1:41:58Speaker 9: L AFC Crew.
- 1:42:01Speaker 16: That's why everyone should have a gun, because if everybody
- 1:42:03Speaker 16: had a gun, that nobody would do any of it.
- 1:42:06Speaker 16: Because everybody has a gun.
- 1:42:07Speaker 1: Yeah, that's nothing.
- 1:42:08Speaker 18: Sure, that kind of shit don't happen in Texas. Bro,
- 1:42:11Speaker 18: they're either like he if, we're either gonna die or
- 1:42:12Speaker 18: we're not gonna.
- 1:42:13Speaker 9: Do this with your birth certificate, you should get a gun.
- 1:42:16Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:42:17Speaker 1: I don't know, bro, I think you're break like you
- 1:42:19Speaker 1: know what if like you know, you develop and then
- 1:42:20Speaker 1: you're like, oh.
- 1:42:21Speaker 18: Damn, this person's a psychopath. I think you just got
- 1:42:23Speaker 18: to have a psychological evaluation.
- 1:42:24Speaker 9: And you've got to have a non psychopath with a
- 1:42:26Speaker 9: gun that solves that issue.
- 1:42:29Speaker 18: Next one comes from Browsie says Happy Birthday to all
- 1:42:32Speaker 18: the April Stoners. Happy Birthday to all the April Stoners.
- 1:42:37Speaker 6: Hell yeah.
- 1:42:38Speaker 18: Next one comes from the Liars. Duve Villain says, hey, hey, hey,
- 1:42:42Speaker 18: same team every day. Thank you so much, appreciate you
- 1:42:46Speaker 18: for that super chat. The one after that, Cali Magic
- 1:42:50Speaker 18: Farms sends a supersticker of fifty dollars. Look to you, man,
- 1:42:54Speaker 18: thank you so much. I mean, make sure you guys
- 1:42:58Speaker 18: check them out. I wonder whatever if you're back to
- 1:43:00Speaker 18: doing the fucking mushroom ship dog? What's up sponsored show again?
- 1:43:04Speaker 18: Next one comes from Soul double r x G get
- 1:43:07Speaker 18: rid of the wet Eye. You're toxic enough. I read
- 1:43:10Speaker 18: that one, but I had to read that one just again.
- 1:43:13Speaker 6: Uh.
- 1:43:16Speaker 18: Next one California Alert one Noke Dirty Mike and the
- 1:43:20Speaker 18: boys were an ex GeSe truck.
- 1:43:22Speaker 6: In that NI.
- 1:43:24Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. Next one comes from
- 1:43:27Speaker 1: rass B four one five.
- 1:43:29Speaker 6: That show was whack. I don't know what are they
- 1:43:32Speaker 6: talking about?
- 1:43:33Speaker 10: Say by the Bell public because I like.
- 1:43:36Speaker 16: It was great, bro and then they did the call,
- 1:43:38Speaker 16: then they did then they did the college.
- 1:43:40Speaker 1: Super chat again and tell us why you Grassy?
- 1:43:43Speaker 6: Grassy the next generation shot out Canada. I sometimes, uh no,
- 1:43:47Speaker 6: I watched that from It's my one of my comfort shows.
- 1:43:50Speaker 1: Watch that one old right with Drake.
- 1:43:51Speaker 19: Hell yeah, weren't after you got they still got They're
- 1:43:54Speaker 19: still running it right, They're still the Grassy Like today,
- 1:43:57Speaker 19: it's done.
- 1:43:57Speaker 10: It's done.
- 1:43:58Speaker 6: That had like a reboot that they were going to
- 1:43:59Speaker 6: bring back in and ever went through.
- 1:44:01Speaker 16: You guys remember reboot that cartoon back in the day
- 1:44:04Speaker 16: that shows sick. You remember Riba Riba Yeah, yeah, still
- 1:44:09Speaker 16: comes on TV sometimes.
- 1:44:11Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, dog single mother dog.
- 1:44:15Speaker 6: Oh make sure you look up the first two pizza
- 1:44:18Speaker 6: toppings up there. I saw cheese and I think it
- 1:44:20Speaker 6: was bacon. That was the second one. If those two
- 1:44:22Speaker 6: come out to the show, I'm gonna give him two
- 1:44:23Speaker 6: shots fat.
- 1:44:24Speaker 1: Foods in the chat room.
- 1:44:25Speaker 9: We just we just learned that he's own guilty pleasures. Riba.
- 1:44:31Speaker 18: I had to watch that show before Sucking My show started,
- 1:44:34Speaker 18: so I like, and I didn't want to give up
- 1:44:37Speaker 18: the TV.
- 1:44:37Speaker 6: Slot, you know what I'm saying.
- 1:44:38Speaker 1: Like, I was like, if I give up the TV.
- 1:44:40Speaker 18: Somebody else, don't start watching loud on America like this
- 1:44:43Speaker 18: ship bro Uh. Next one says uh Matt. Matt says,
- 1:44:49Speaker 18: uh salute, Uh salute. Family, shout out to you, x
- 1:44:53Speaker 18: G dog, little kissy face.
- 1:45:00Speaker 1: Okay, that's disgusting.
- 1:45:02Speaker 6: They come out.
- 1:45:03Speaker 1: It's like dirt and pizza.
- 1:45:04Speaker 6: I'll get you. I'll get you two shots. Nice, nice
- 1:45:12Speaker 6: boobies on pizza.
- 1:45:15Speaker 10: Yeah, I agree.
- 1:45:16Speaker 6: Hell yeah, that's why I eat deep dish. There's enough
- 1:45:18Speaker 6: room for ships.
- 1:45:19Speaker 10: Double d's on there.
- 1:45:21Speaker 6: It's a deep dish, double d dived.
- 1:45:26Speaker 18: Next one, Uh, Sam Wise the Great says dope as sweater,
- 1:45:31Speaker 18: he's on dope color ways.
- 1:45:32Speaker 6: This is a spirit jersey.
- 1:45:34Speaker 1: I just got it because I got this hat in
- 1:45:36Speaker 1: uh Tokyo.
- 1:45:37Speaker 6: I just haven't wore it. Thank you.
- 1:45:41Speaker 18: Next one comes from California. Magic Farm says us A USA,
- 1:45:46Speaker 18: us A miracle that was. That was when you were
- 1:45:50Speaker 18: the national Minnie maxis what up?
- 1:45:53Speaker 6: Crew?
- 1:45:54Speaker 1: And guess thank you?
- 1:45:55Speaker 11: What up?
- 1:45:56Speaker 6: Ell?
- 1:45:56Speaker 11: Yeah?
- 1:45:56Speaker 6: What up?
- 1:45:57Speaker 7: What it is?
- 1:45:59Speaker 13: Uh?
- 1:46:00Speaker 1: Next one comes from dj NAM says what's good, y'all?
- 1:46:03Speaker 1: What's good with you?
- 1:46:04Speaker 6: Dog?
- 1:46:04Speaker 1: Were out here fucking giving you guys another quality show?
- 1:46:07Speaker 6: What it is?
- 1:46:09Speaker 1: Come out to the show tomorrow. It's gonna be a
- 1:46:10Speaker 1: good time.
- 1:46:12Speaker 9: Let's go Sam trivially, we don't smoke the same, we
- 1:46:14Speaker 9: don't comedy the same. Buy your tickets.
- 1:46:16Speaker 18: Yep, sal again sends the thumbs up, and last but
- 1:46:20Speaker 18: not Le says what's up and she good to see
- 1:46:22Speaker 18: you at Beyond Deeper Purpose Up, dog, I got a
- 1:46:29Speaker 18: good time.
- 1:46:32Speaker 1: Oh for what for tax division?
- 1:46:37Speaker 6: Oh?
- 1:46:37Speaker 1: No, I saw you saw it?
- 1:46:41Speaker 6: Run into Kate.
- 1:46:43Speaker 1: No, I didn't see that you ran into her. Yeah,
- 1:46:45Speaker 1: you sent you a video you posted on the Patreon. Oh,
- 1:46:49Speaker 1: I didn't know audio.
- 1:46:50Speaker 6: I just I didn't even ship you just post just
- 1:46:53Speaker 6: posted fuck dog the word.
- 1:46:57Speaker 21: Honestly, I just down on and I was like, fuck,
- 1:46:59Speaker 21: this was gonna get back. Stud even posted stupid ass video.
- 1:47:01Speaker 21: So I was just like, I'm just gonna post it
- 1:47:03Speaker 21: on Patreon. I ran into k I watched it. I
- 1:47:06Speaker 21: watch it then, now don't yell let me.
- 1:47:09Speaker 18: It for you.
- 1:47:10Speaker 1: I was like, I was hanging out with her, and
- 1:47:11Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, we swapped can like we swapt candies.
- 1:47:15Speaker 10: She had like those little candies and then she gives
- 1:47:16Speaker 10: it to me.
- 1:47:17Speaker 9: I was like, what are those drugs? Are they drugs?
- 1:47:19Speaker 10: No?
- 1:47:19Speaker 19: Candies like these people make this like little bracelets a
- 1:47:22Speaker 19: little oh you mean like chick lits, you know, like
- 1:47:26Speaker 19: all those stupid little braces.
- 1:47:27Speaker 1: Yeah, a little bracelets. How many did you collect? And
- 1:47:30Speaker 1: people give them to you when they like you or
- 1:47:31Speaker 1: when they have a good time with you.
- 1:47:33Speaker 6: Whatever. So you'll be hanging out with someone and.
- 1:47:38Speaker 1: One of my fucking candies and people are like like,
- 1:47:40Speaker 1: and there's this little we have to do bullship.
- 1:47:42Speaker 6: Let's cool. But plugs.
- 1:47:46Speaker 1: Plugs what fools? Oh yeah fuck r P were Val Kilmer?
- 1:47:54Speaker 6: Yeah, only only on the internet. They're buzzlugs and then
- 1:47:57Speaker 6: rip worst.
- 1:48:00Speaker 1: It was about who's that? And Ray's school was asked,
- 1:48:03Speaker 1: was that right?
- 1:48:04Speaker 9: He's He's been in like every movie Top Gun, yeah,
- 1:48:09Speaker 9: Hot Gun.
- 1:48:10Speaker 6: He's played Batman. Yeah there was a gay Batman.
- 1:48:16Speaker 1: No, there was not.
- 1:48:19Speaker 10: Gay Batman.
- 1:48:20Speaker 6: Very good. Ray's favorite Batman.
- 1:48:24Speaker 16: I'm looking at him right now, right now. George Cloudy,
- 1:48:31Speaker 16: George Clintey was in Batman and Robin I know.
- 1:48:34Speaker 6: But I thought he had nipples too from old.
- 1:48:38Speaker 18: I kind of thought it was Kurt Russell that died
- 1:48:39Speaker 18: for a second, because you know, like it kind of
- 1:48:41Speaker 18: looked like sixty five.
- 1:48:43Speaker 1: That's not that old.
- 1:48:44Speaker 6: They didn't.
- 1:48:45Speaker 1: Some other food die too?
- 1:48:46Speaker 10: Where do you die from?
- 1:48:47Speaker 1: Dennis Roman die? Okay, that was an April fool joke.
- 1:48:50Speaker 9: Then that's when North Korean man, you had a tough
- 1:48:52Speaker 9: April fools.
- 1:48:53Speaker 6: He's on.
- 1:48:55Speaker 1: It didn't cost me sixty dollars.
- 1:48:58Speaker 6: That's true. From what is it?
- 1:49:03Speaker 18: That would be crazy though North Korea strikes when Dennis,
- 1:49:06Speaker 18: I think it's gonna happen.
- 1:49:08Speaker 1: You watched have you watched that documentary of How I
- 1:49:10Speaker 1: got from Friends Tied?
- 1:49:12Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 1:49:13Speaker 10: Well Chandler, I don't know which one of them.
- 1:49:16Speaker 1: Chandler suffocated.
- 1:49:18Speaker 22: No full so this was doing no full kedy No, yes,
- 1:49:23Speaker 22: but like an injection in his assistant intervenous and his
- 1:49:28Speaker 22: fucking his assistant and so his assistants going to jail.
- 1:49:32Speaker 1: She gave him a hot rail. No, no, no, he's
- 1:49:35Speaker 1: just like a hot shot.
- 1:49:36Speaker 19: But I guess what I'm saying, I gave him too much,
- 1:49:38Speaker 19: and I guess it's full like. No, I don't even
- 1:49:40Speaker 19: think he died. I think he just passed out in
- 1:49:42Speaker 19: the jacuzzie two k out and then obviously you drowned.
- 1:49:46Speaker 19: It's like being too drunk, and it is like being
- 1:49:47Speaker 19: too drunk. Because you're not allowed to be too drunk
- 1:49:49Speaker 19: and jazzie.
- 1:49:50Speaker 18: But I've learned that ship the hard way high if
- 1:49:53Speaker 18: you be high on weed. But but but if you
- 1:49:56Speaker 18: drink bro, like that ship hits hard.
- 1:49:58Speaker 10: Bro.
- 1:49:58Speaker 6: Like I took two shots.
- 1:50:00Speaker 18: I remember I was one of It was one of
- 1:50:01Speaker 18: my birthdays, a birthday in the past, and I remember
- 1:50:04Speaker 18: I took two shots and I was like, man, I
- 1:50:06Speaker 18: never kicked, and I was like I would tow.
- 1:50:10Speaker 1: The university people drinking on them. So I was like,
- 1:50:12Speaker 1: I just gotta be tight and bro.
- 1:50:13Speaker 18: After like fifteen minutes, like I started fucking spinning, like
- 1:50:19Speaker 18: I had the spins, and I was like, what the.
- 1:50:20Speaker 1: Fuck is going on?
- 1:50:21Speaker 6: And they're just like, yeah, you're not supposed to drinking
- 1:50:23Speaker 6: at jacuzzie because.
- 1:50:24Speaker 18: You get like, you know, the alcohol boils, like yeah yeah,
- 1:50:30Speaker 18: So yeah, I started fucking feeling it. I could see
- 1:50:32Speaker 18: how I could easily just be like if I take
- 1:50:34Speaker 18: one more shot or something and just wow, Yeah, there's
- 1:50:37Speaker 18: a lot of things you shouldn't do in water. This
- 1:50:38Speaker 18: is why we don't breathe under there.
- 1:50:40Speaker 10: You know, he can't swim, so.
- 1:50:44Speaker 6: Yeah, I can't swim. Oh hell yeah, summer camp, man,
- 1:50:48Speaker 6: that season.
- 1:50:49Speaker 1: You know that you're losing weight.
- 1:50:50Speaker 6: I think you have a potential to learn swimming, so
- 1:50:52Speaker 6: necessarily to lose weight.
- 1:50:54Speaker 1: I'm telling you that's you can learn like that. Yeah,
- 1:50:57Speaker 1: summertimes coming out, it'll probably be a last of human skill.
- 1:51:00Speaker 6: What size are you? Though? Like, what's the sweat? If
- 1:51:01Speaker 6: I were to get it this? Yeah, what size are you?
- 1:51:05Speaker 10: Yeah, but he bought that I'm fat at for sure?
- 1:51:07Speaker 10: I now he's going for one X.
- 1:51:09Speaker 18: I mean I've dropped. I've dropped, like you know, damn
- 1:51:11Speaker 18: near thirty where I'm like I could fit an XL now.
- 1:51:13Speaker 18: So it's like I've been like trying to look like
- 1:51:15Speaker 18: that when I grow up. When I'm like when I'm.
- 1:51:19Speaker 6: Freshest, I'm not. I'm not for real, Like how old
- 1:51:21Speaker 6: are you? Fresh as fuck me?
- 1:51:23Speaker 10: Yes?
- 1:51:29Speaker 6: What did you say? What you say?
- 1:51:30Speaker 16: No?
- 1:51:32Speaker 6: Higher?
- 1:51:32Speaker 10: Lower?
- 1:51:33Speaker 6: Higher? Thirty five? Damn I look like I could be
- 1:51:37Speaker 6: president right now? Hell no, thirty two? Thirty one? Well
- 1:51:40Speaker 6: you told me this?
- 1:51:41Speaker 9: Fuck my bad.
- 1:51:42Speaker 6: I just turned thirty one in December. But yeah it's April.
- 1:51:45Speaker 9: Now I met this guy in uh San Luis Obispo.
- 1:51:49Speaker 1: Yes, at that festival.
- 1:51:52Speaker 6: Yeah, she was lit best of fest plate the two thousand.
- 1:51:55Speaker 6: Seed Theater killed them. Man, only you're only out here
- 1:51:58Speaker 6: for a little bit. I got here Saturday, I leave Sunday.
- 1:52:02Speaker 6: I've done a show every night since I've been here,
- 1:52:05Speaker 6: oh six.
- 1:52:08Speaker 1: You do it regularly out there in Chicago too.
- 1:52:10Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm a laugh factory regular in Chicago. Uh. Perform
- 1:52:13Speaker 6: at the Lincoln Lodge, uh and throughout the city of Chicago,
- 1:52:18Speaker 6: and then perform all over the country when I can.
- 1:52:20Speaker 6: Just got back from Raleigh, North Carolina. Heading to Brownsville,
- 1:52:25Speaker 6: Texas next week for an arts festival, and then the
- 1:52:28Speaker 6: week after that of browns in Texas. Huh, right on
- 1:52:32Speaker 6: the Mexico Texas border, so that Texas mechs. Whatever the
- 1:52:35Speaker 6: food is gonna it's like all the Browns and browns voo.
- 1:52:40Speaker 6: That's next sucks, though it does.
- 1:52:42Speaker 18: You also think, dude, because sometimes nacho cheese is pretty
- 1:52:46Speaker 18: good on some things.
- 1:52:49Speaker 6: Casos fire casos does not go on tacos.
- 1:52:53Speaker 1: Can caos and casos. Yeah, cao and dip is two
- 1:52:56Speaker 1: different things.
- 1:52:57Speaker 6: But start back like because no, because two difference is
- 1:53:02Speaker 6: not because a gringo taco, though a gringo taco slaps
- 1:53:06Speaker 6: when it's like, you know, we haven't had it hard
- 1:53:10Speaker 6: Shell Taco with the cheddar cheese.
- 1:53:12Speaker 9: Dude, shut out del Taco.
- 1:53:14Speaker 6: Have their hamburger. I keep hearing good things about Tacos.
- 1:53:16Speaker 6: There you go.
- 1:53:17Speaker 1: Don't get that guy hard over there Tacos.
- 1:53:23Speaker 18: I like the burger because it's not spicy. The burger
- 1:53:26Speaker 18: is pretty good though. I had it, Dude, I gotta
- 1:53:30Speaker 18: try it.
- 1:53:30Speaker 6: I've never tried it. I think it's like the shredded lettuce.
- 1:53:33Speaker 18: It looks like like shredded lettuce and the pickles and
- 1:53:36Speaker 18: you get the fresh evoka do it.
- 1:53:37Speaker 1: Just it just has like all the fucking ingredients that all.
- 1:53:41Speaker 18: The other cheeseburger joints don't. I just want to cut out,
- 1:53:45Speaker 18: Like if you order a cheeseburger fucking McDonald I don't know.
- 1:53:47Speaker 1: Let us know. This is like here's cheese and meat.
- 1:53:49Speaker 16: Yeah, that's why if you have a little extra money
- 1:53:51Speaker 16: to spend invested in Dell Taco.
- 1:53:54Speaker 9: They're the chain of the future.
- 1:53:55Speaker 6: Okay.
- 1:53:56Speaker 1: I don't know about being an advocate for investing in taco.
- 1:53:59Speaker 6: That's the problem with my fucking shit.
- 1:54:02Speaker 9: Yeah, and our tickets for tomorrow show, that's.
- 1:54:04Speaker 6: The problem with my shit. I gotta I ticket to show.
- 1:54:07Speaker 6: Now I got like a money tracker on my phone
- 1:54:09Speaker 6: tells me like how I spend my money and shitcolate
- 1:54:12Speaker 6: rocket money.
- 1:54:13Speaker 1: Pocket money is great.
- 1:54:14Speaker 6: Rocking Mondy thinks I'm investing in Duncan because I'd be
- 1:54:17Speaker 6: I'd be getting way too much Duncan because then nobody knows,
- 1:54:20Speaker 6: like I'm like one of five people that know that
- 1:54:22Speaker 6: they serve food. And to me in Chicago, Duncans are
- 1:54:25Speaker 6: twenty four hours. So it's like my Herald and Kumar spot.
- 1:54:29Speaker 6: You get a turkey sausage, egg and white cheddar cheese
- 1:54:31Speaker 6: wake up wrap. Oh shit, and then you get a
- 1:54:34Speaker 6: mango pineapple green tea refresher with extra green tea. But
- 1:54:37Speaker 6: if I'm feeling sassy, I'll get two flavors mixed together.
- 1:54:40Speaker 6: I'll do a mango pineapple raspberry, watermelon green tea refresher
- 1:54:44Speaker 6: with extra green tea.
- 1:54:46Speaker 1: Oh my, that sounds bomb as fuck.
- 1:54:50Speaker 20: Uh.
- 1:54:51Speaker 6: Look, I don't run, but I know who does. Who
- 1:54:53Speaker 6: does run on Duncan. That's America.
- 1:55:02Speaker 18: That's fucking that sounds good. And we do have to
- 1:55:04Speaker 18: take nitty to the original bar del Taco and Barstow.
- 1:55:07Speaker 9: I'm down for that. Let's do it.
- 1:55:11Speaker 10: Bro Lo g one.
- 1:55:12Speaker 9: Yeah, man, I want to try fucking my my people.
- 1:55:14Speaker 21: Bro.
- 1:55:15Speaker 9: I feel like I connect with these guys something. The
- 1:55:19Speaker 9: guy who owns Del Taco must be related to my family.
- 1:55:22Speaker 1: We go to the drought, He's like, sorry, sorry, we
- 1:55:24Speaker 1: don't sell jutney.
- 1:55:26Speaker 9: It's just salsa not blended enough.
- 1:55:28Speaker 1: What do I get at?
- 1:55:29Speaker 6: Okay, what's like a Del Taco order? Like, what's what's
- 1:55:33Speaker 6: like if you're telling someone, hey.
- 1:55:35Speaker 16: Man, the Del Taco burger and just theut the number
- 1:55:40Speaker 16: one Dell Taco, the ground beef one is so good
- 1:55:42Speaker 16: groundby burger that taco.
- 1:55:44Speaker 1: Don't don't forget to get the fish taco when you
- 1:55:45Speaker 1: get there. Sorry you knew.
- 1:55:49Speaker 10: I was also the.
- 1:55:53Speaker 9: Bean and cheese burrito with green sauce.
- 1:55:55Speaker 6: The bean and cheese burrito with green sauce. Like, do
- 1:56:00Speaker 6: they have like a hard shell talking?
- 1:56:01Speaker 9: Yeah of course?
- 1:56:02Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 1:56:03Speaker 19: Okay, really about on the road, If Taco bell is closer,
- 1:56:09Speaker 19: just go to Taco Bells.
- 1:56:10Speaker 1: Taco bells back. No, Taco bell is not nasty.
- 1:56:14Speaker 9: Taco Bells whack out here, tacoball in Canada. It's pretty good.
- 1:56:18Speaker 6: Okay.
- 1:56:18Speaker 18: You know he's crippled, these border crippled, so he can't
- 1:56:21Speaker 18: just I believe him though, Like everything just sounds better,
- 1:56:24Speaker 18: like the Duncan. Out here, the food is fresher than
- 1:56:27Speaker 18: it is in Chicago. They have these little uh they're
- 1:56:30Speaker 18: called bagel minis mini bagels, right. I don't know why
- 1:56:33Speaker 18: they reversed it, but bagel minis they have everything bagel.
- 1:56:37Speaker 6: Yeah, I've had those with regular. Yeah, there's the cheese
- 1:56:40Speaker 6: inside the It's like my any partner I've had after
- 1:56:43Speaker 6: we're done, just the stuffed white bagel cheese in there. Yeah.
- 1:56:50Speaker 6: Oh dude, there was so fresh here. They felt like
- 1:56:53Speaker 6: little like little bean bags.
- 1:56:56Speaker 18: Now they're they're they're they're pretty fire a man, but
- 1:56:58Speaker 18: shout out to everybody that's super chain. I do want
- 1:57:01Speaker 18: to take the sponsors that made the show possible. Make
- 1:57:03Speaker 18: sure you guys check them out. Please get your tickets
- 1:57:05Speaker 18: for tomorrow show. I will see you guys there. That way,
- 1:57:07Speaker 18: I can make some of you guys your goodie bags
- 1:57:10Speaker 18: and uh you know, Hadar will be there, chickens will
- 1:57:13Speaker 18: be there. I'll be there, Cass. If you guys wanted
- 1:57:16Speaker 18: the Boo Boo, I'll have them on deck. I've been
- 1:57:18Speaker 18: setting out, so I'm just like, come, come say with
- 1:57:20Speaker 18: the US. We just hold three tickets the Boo Boos alone. Yeah, Dog,
- 1:57:27Speaker 18: get your ticket, motherfucker.
- 1:57:30Speaker 1: I'll raffle. I'll raffle one of them off.
- 1:57:31Speaker 21: Dog.
- 1:57:33Speaker 1: We'll do some raffles at the end, bro, because I
- 1:57:35Speaker 1: have some tickets.
- 1:57:35Speaker 6: So all right.
- 1:57:36Speaker 1: So with that being said, though, let's give it up
- 1:57:38Speaker 1: for the guests.
- 1:57:39Speaker 18: Jason, I said, Vedo, thank you very much for Avocado
- 1:57:43Speaker 18: at Jason Avocado and everything.
- 1:57:45Speaker 6: Please.
- 1:57:46Speaker 1: I'll walk out.
- 1:57:46Speaker 6: Through uh any any uh any shows you got coming
- 1:57:50Speaker 6: up besides tomorrow, besides tomorrow Friday, I'll be at the
- 1:57:54Speaker 6: Crow in Santa Monica at eight pm, nine thirty at Flappers,
- 1:57:57Speaker 6: and ten o'clock at the Ice House.
- 1:58:00Speaker 1: Man stays busy, don't do that?
- 1:58:05Speaker 18: Yeah, or Redondo Beach anywhere? Yeah, Park do it the
- 1:58:10Speaker 18: Starbucks even though they don't like you to. All right,
- 1:58:13Speaker 18: make sure you guys follow Ray and thank you way
- 1:58:15Speaker 18: for running the boards, Morning Shot Films, Morning Real Podcast,
- 1:58:18Speaker 18: U Nitty.
- 1:58:18Speaker 1: You have anything to say for yourself, Yes.
- 1:58:20Speaker 9: Sir, everything's better in candidate Nah, straight up. I want
- 1:58:26Speaker 9: to give a shout out to Del Taco. You know
- 1:58:29Speaker 9: you guys, you guys know what you do.
- 1:58:30Speaker 16: I want you to keep doing it, but I want
- 1:58:32Speaker 16: you to get tickets the show tomorrow and then if not,
- 1:58:35Speaker 16: I'll be at the Sunset Rooftop on fourth, that's the
- 1:58:39Speaker 16: next day, and then on the fifth I'll be in
- 1:58:42Speaker 16: Brancho Cuco Mango with this guy.
- 1:58:45Speaker 6: Again.
- 1:58:46Speaker 16: We're doing a don't tell comedy show out there, so
- 1:58:49Speaker 16: if you want to come out to that, can't really
- 1:58:50Speaker 16: tell you what it is.
- 1:58:53Speaker 9: Other than that to the gay bar, right, yes, other
- 1:59:01Speaker 9: than that, thanks for listening. Be nice.
- 1:59:06Speaker 10: That live bund subscribe.
- 1:59:08Speaker 19: Like you said, we don't have a show tomorrow, so
- 1:59:09Speaker 19: pull up live show comedy show. Sam Trip is gonna
- 1:59:12Speaker 19: be performing. Go get your tickets, and if not, go.
- 1:59:15Speaker 1: Watch one of our blogs. You don't just drop the
- 1:59:17Speaker 1: Vegas blog.
- 1:59:18Speaker 18: That show oh that's on that we Don't Smoke the
- 1:59:19Speaker 18: Same uh podcast, So after this, go fucking watch it.
- 1:59:23Speaker 1: If you're on Patreon, you have the link.
- 1:59:24Speaker 18: But yeah, if you're subscribed to that we Don't Smoke
- 1:59:26Speaker 18: the Same Podcast page, go watch it. If you haven't
- 1:59:28Speaker 18: watched the day one in Japan, it's already up there,
- 1:59:30Speaker 18: so with everybody who has watched it. Uh, that's when
- 1:59:32Speaker 18: I go low riding out there in Japan, and hang
- 1:59:34Speaker 18: out with some of my friends out there.
- 1:59:37Speaker 1: It's pretty sick and I got to smoking weed and
- 1:59:39Speaker 1: ship out there.
- 1:59:40Speaker 6: It was sick.
- 1:59:41Speaker 18: Also flavors by Hezon dot com or high Hungry dot shop.
- 1:59:44Speaker 18: There's a lot of new merch available, so make sure
- 1:59:46Speaker 18: you guys go get all the new hats.
- 1:59:49Speaker 6: Uh.
- 1:59:49Speaker 1: There's new shirts coming up. The pre orders are almost
- 1:59:51Speaker 1: sold out.
- 1:59:51Speaker 18: On a post video of the sample that I got
- 1:59:53Speaker 18: and I have to go pick it up. But it's
- 1:59:55Speaker 18: probably the sickest jacket or windbreaker that we have ever made. Also,
- 1:59:58Speaker 18: there's the Boo Boo's and La Boos accessories on the website.
- 2:00:02Speaker 18: There's also the new hats that we've dropped. Go to
- 2:00:04Speaker 18: fullytoxic dot com. Xavier has a hat that he dropped
- 2:00:08Speaker 18: as well on there, and there's an air freshener being
- 2:00:10Speaker 18: uploaded on there as well, the same thing with mine.
- 2:00:13Speaker 18: I do have my airfresheners that I brought back on there.
- 2:00:15Speaker 18: So there's a lot of good stuff on there. So
- 2:00:17Speaker 18: thank you everybody who will be tuning in and also whatnot.
- 2:00:21Speaker 18: I follow me on Whatnot because I have avocados on
- 2:00:24Speaker 18: there soon. All right, yeah, hell yeah, yeah, all right,
- 2:00:27Speaker 18: peace out?