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  one of us also needs to think of something to say to begin that's that's
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  true we've never haven't done this in a while without Luke that's true Luke's
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  usually the one that's here Luke's not here yeah and good honors for mentioning
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  it right yeah Luke's getting something removed that he doesn't want there that
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  doctors last year said you definitely need we're not going to say what it is
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  no but uh let's just say wink sometimes someone will put something in you
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  and if you don't want it there they're required by law to take it out welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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  Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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  Things nerdy Matt you've mentioned that there's
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  some leaked Indie 5 set photos that hint
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  at a potentially rather annoying
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  plotline yeah this this is very upsetting if if true I mean there there
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  are various explanations for this but when I saw the photo I was just G now
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  mat is it just me but I can't see this
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  photo all right let me try this the article links to them but it is a little
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  convoluted I've popped another Link in there okay and then what I'll ask you to do
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  some of these are fairly you know it looked like an Indiana Jones movie
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  there's Harrison Ford and there's Phoebe wallbridge mhm cuz she's in it that
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  looks normal but keep scrolling down and then
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  oh sorry let me just turn off my ad blocker all the Daily Mail will freak
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  out oh really we go they're okay with mine okay
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  yeah Phoebe wallbridge given an elderly Indiana Jones a little bit of a back
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  massage and then okay now we're in the
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  Life of Brian yeah there's some uh some Gladiators I don't really have a good
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  explanation for why there are Gladiators there and the the one that's being
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  offered I don't like I do not like the idea that Indiana Jones has traveled
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  back to ancient Rome no somehow I don't want that to be the movie I'll say this
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  though just looking at this picture there's a whole lot of Roman gladiators and one Greek
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  hoplight because that bronze helmet is
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  not Roman that is Grecian so yeah
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  particularly it's Spartan so I and and and if like these photos were all taken
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  on the same day apparently and so you've got Harrison Ford there in a parachute
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  like it looks like he's just you know landed out of an airplane or something
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  yeah and so maybe maybe there's like a another explanation for this he's
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  parachuted into a costume party that's that's what I'm wondering something like
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  that I just don't know what is going on here
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  like two different things like yeah I I
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  just don't know what to think but the but the what everyone's saying is oh
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  it's a time travel movie and I really really hope that it
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  isn't yes well also um vampire non has
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  said that he heard rumors initially that this was a time travel movie and didn't
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  believe it and believes it now because of these photos so if it was if it was
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  only that people are making that assumption off of this photo then maybe
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  I'd say there's a better explanation but if if there was already talk that this is time
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  travel then I'm really worried now yeah because they should have
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  learned their lesson with aliens yes this this it could be
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  fantastic it could be garbage it just worries me way too much based on
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  King of the Crystal Skull and I have I'm sorry I've just scroll down to the
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  comments right yeah okay first comment Indiana Jones and Roman soldiers in the
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  same movie Bad script count me out okay understandable uh this comment another
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  franchise destroyed by woke deconstructionism wait what no not sure
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  I'm following on that one yeah I mean we've got to include the RO
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  yeah don't we buddy Romans complaining don't call us Romans we're
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  not all Romulus okay yeah Marcus aelius gets his fingers into another franchise
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  not all Romans yeah I'm not sure I quite understand what's going on there but the
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  other set photos we saw when they filmed in Glasgow showed the Apollo 11
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  astronauts MH but that would be time specific would believe that Indiana
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  Jones has survived to the 60s so that I was like okay that would
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  be all right as long as he doesn't go to space cuz then I'm going to get annoyed
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  as well cuz that's silly yeah please don't go to space now looking back I
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  suppose there was some religious magic in all three of the good Indiana Jones
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  films yeah yeah but but that was the
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  whole it was a subtle premise that Indie was a
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  non-believer Who came up against these unexplainable Supernatural
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  phenomenon Supernatural phenomenon yeah yes this is different if Crystal Skull
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  was different right I think it didn't fit the theme in my opinion yeah at all
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  and this certainly wouldn't fit the theme like I don't know what an Indiana
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  Jones movie is anymore based on this yes yes if there's suddenly two of these like
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  wacky Fringe Theory out there yeah like I thought Kingdom of the crystal scar
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  was a big mistake and I thought they got that message and then so if they've now
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  done this I'm very confused what message they took away
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  from or was I complaining and I was complaining about a different thing to
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  all the other people who were complaining was it yeah maybe they've
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  just taken away no shy buff but everything else was great yeah I was
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  like I don't like this and other people were also like I don't like this and we
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  thought we agreed on why and then now they're presenting a time travel movie
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  and I'm like I not sure we were on the same page now well Hollywood sequels
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  have a tendency to not know what was good about a good movie so perhaps it's
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  true in the reverse as well that they don't know what was bad about a bad
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  movie they're like no fridge no shy buff and we're we're
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  fine yeah AR of the Covenant mhm shankra
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  Stones yep Holy Grail
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  mhm aliens yeah okay spot the other one out traveling back in time to ancient
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  Rome what how has this happened how did we get here now thankfully there's no
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  photos of Indie interacting with the Romans this could be a flashback he
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  could this could be just story mode that's what I thought that too yeah or
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  maybe they were just filming a TV show over this is unrelated yeah maybe they
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  just like we've booked this location shoot two things yeah a lot of
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  nice footage that's shot in this Forest
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  yeah maybe the crew just felt like dressing that way and having a bit of a
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  fight yeah who knows yeah maybe they're recreationists yeah like when we used to
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  go down to warington Lakes on a weekend sometimes as kids and and on the off
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  chance that there'd be recreationists down there yes and the journalist who
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  took these photos journalist in quotes the paparazzi who took these paparazzo
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  who took these photos didn't understand you know the context when he sent it in he said
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  apparently Indiana Jones 5 is about making a movie about Indiana Jones
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  that's all these people appear to be doing by the way Kudos on using the
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  singular of Paparazzi paparazzo nice one oh cheers mate cheers yeah I'm an old
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  man so I know I know the yeah no I'm I'm I'm into that very impressed by
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  that people say you're wrong but you're not I I dare you to go or Bakery and ask
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  for a Panino put it that way they're like Panini and you're like
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  no I only want one they just think I was an
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  Australian Panino cisso ol have and bake his dozen of those
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  delicious rollers yeah Nish
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  T So this movie is scheduled to be released in July 29 which seems quite
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  quick but maybe I'm just cynical now like that's not that far away but
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  they're still filming it I was well they're confident I think they don't want to
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  waste any more time I think too many movies have been held up they need him
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  alive to that's that too yeah that too um I did know that he has pulled out of
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  his next film Project which worried me a little bit oh what was that film project
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  I only know the title of it and I for gotten it already so great story okay it
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  wasn't like it wasn't no I just I read a headline yesterday that said such and
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  such replaces Harrison Ford and I was like oh Harrison Ford's dropping I saw I
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  did see that I did see that and it was someone someone somewhat related to Harrison
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  Ford from a film or something anyway yeah I do recall seeing something like
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  that I didn't take note of the film I only took note of the fact that
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  no I also did not just speaking of aliens there is some
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  alien news this week is there Matt I don't know if you're familiar with the
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  pop singer Demi ladoo I know the name you might know
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  the face and a song or two let me have a look
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  JY there she
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  is no no not at all no okay no I know virtually nothing about her other than
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  the fact that she's um she's a pop star but she now has either a a docu series
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  or a documentary film coming out where she explores the um UFO phenomena
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  because of course she does right yeah um
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  but she states evidently in that film uh that using the phrase using the word
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  alien to describe extraterrestrials is a derogatory
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  term in the in the same way as it's uh sure
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  would be considered to um to describe a say a Mexican immigrant living in the
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  United States as an alien yeah well I mean it's not it depends on the I think
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  it's going to become one of those words that that is used that's how they work
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  though isn't it yeah no no no I um I think you're you're probably correct and
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  another person who agrees with you is Neil degrass Tyson who came out and said
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  don't presume to know what an alien would be offended
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  by sure yeah yeah I think it depends on how you
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  use a word and then yeah over time I guess you know that yeah they can become
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  offensive because people use them in a very negative way and I I imagine that
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  that word alien probably is one of those words for certain groups of people not
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  for space aliens who don't necessarily even exist that's right yeah exactly and
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  in fact um Neil did go on and say if you want to just be non-offensive say space
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  alien yeah y well I agree with n de Tyson
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  unsurprisingly yeah yeah I agree with him on the word alien means something
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  Beyond just creatures or imigrant like
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  that's why that's why Dan oanon script alien which became the movie Alien
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  it is is so poignant is because alien is both an adjective and a verb it's like a
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  foreign entity yeah not a verb [ __ ]
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  it's a noun and an adjective yeah it's my name I'm an
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  alien no it's it's Allan my name's Allan capitalize alien please proper
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  noun yeah not sure about that one well speaking of
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  alens uh Superman lot of Superman news this week yeah surprisingly there's a
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  lot of DC news this week but this is not DC news I think they're
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  expecting no I mean there's some good DC news and some interesting DC
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  news yes so Superman uh what they've updated his
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  motto is that yeah I mean Superman's always fought for truth justice in the
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  American way and I think perhaps the American way is a little different now
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  to what it used to be or more to the point is exactly the same as how it used
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  to be um yeah but the world is mov yeah yeah yeah exactly yeah yeah uh so he
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  fights for truth justice and a better tomorrow that's quite nice yeah that's
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  nice yeah I like that today can go [ __ ]
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  itself all right yeah I'm okay that this officially they've announced this or is
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  this yeah they have okay they really mission statement for the it's it's okay
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  to just make it non Nation specific you know what I mean Superman's not just an
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  American hero he a world hero yeah well he is now these days yeah he he was an
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  American hero back yeah absolutely absolutely so yeah but I mean they
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  changed the Justice League of America to just the Justice League so they didn't
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  alienate overse a I'm on board yeah I got no I got no problem with that yeah
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  I'm trying to think Australian equivalent that I'd be offended by but I
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  really don't think there is Superman was literally War propaganda back in the
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  wasn't he yeah and if you watch those old cartoons from the late 30s early 40s
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  like they're not even trying to hide it right I mean there's one there's one
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  called Superman fights the Japs yeah I think Captain America same
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  thing don't even pretend yeah yeah cuz Captain America predates Marvel Comics
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  even I learned when I is that so that's interesting old man Alan Bellman who
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  drew the comics way back when he was at Ron ComiCon huh lovely lovely lovely man
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  I've got a signed print of uh Captain America punching Hitler in the face oh
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  that's magnificent so did they did Marvel license him or was he a public
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  domain cuz Marvel loved taking public domain characters I think Marvel I mean
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  that's why there's a Thor you can't trademark Thor you can't trademark a an
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  old Godel
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  Comics probably group yeah you maybe
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  they it was timely Comics right founded timely Comics I
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  think yeah Captain
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  America was timely Comics Inc founded in
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  1939
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  and uh Captain America was created did he look different I'm trying to find an
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  image of it now but I just keep getting redirected back to number one he looks
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  like you know he's got the little feathers on his cap and he's got the
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  shield and everything he sh it was Shield shaped as well yeah you know in
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  in the first movie The marel you know the Captain America the First Avenger
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  the old the old Su him up for the Uso show kind of stuff yeah he looks like
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  that oh I've seen this
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  [Laughter]
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  [Laughter]
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  [Music]
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  considering getting a photo with somebody we'll talk about that we can
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  talk about it now if you um his original name super American
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  and they were told there's too many too many Heroes with the word super in the
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  title I think for the best on the yeah I'm not sure he would have been as as
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  long last long standing I am super American although Captain America is
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  still fairly yeah on the nose I guess I saw captain America was a bit of a joke
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  and then it was only when I saw when I saw the movie like when they were doing
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  all the Marvel stuff and Captain America I was like Captain America who cares and
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  then I watched um you know the Chris Evans one I watched the movie and I was
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  like oh that the way they've done that is actually I love that they did that
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  too and it was so brave of the studio for letting them do it as a period movie
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  you know what I mean yeah like and then like yeah he he he was that
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  heally that character that the com that's they literally made him to be
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  yeah yeah well played but then you've got I mean that's why I love Watchmen so
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  much where you got Dr Manhattan who was just that on his own whim just went to
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  [ __ ] Vietnam and just slaughtered the whole Viet Kong on his own you know yeah
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  yeah [ __ ] Alan Moore being like [ __ ] we like weird dark [ __ ]
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  superheroes yeah yeah yeah superheroes raping one another
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  yeah there is some more Superman news but well before you go on I just want to
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  say when I was a kid I did go through a phase where at some point I saw the late
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  70s or early ' 80s Captain America movies and oh yes thought he was [ __ ]
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  great and I didn't give a [ __ ] that he lived in America and I lived in
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  Australia like I was just like yeah Captain America's great yeah but in that
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  movie he rode on a motorbike that he kept in the back of a van
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  like you this is this is like he was The Punisher yes and it was back when a
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  superhero movie could only be as cool as what a stunt man could do in real
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  life yeah so what can he do he can ride a motorbike out of a van we could put a
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  ramp great let's let's have him do that then cuz when they tried to do anything
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  more than that it looks a bit silly yes yeah just keep it keep it
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  real so the other Superman news is a bit
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  more controversial M mhm uh there's been
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  some talk online about it mhm there has been yeah a lot of people have
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  noticed yeah so Superman and when I say Superman what I actually mean is
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  apparently it's Superman's Son Superman taken over a Superman so it's not Clark
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  K he is 100% heterosexual that's right whereas his
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  son has fallen in love with a a reporter
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  uh a male reporter and is is bisexual and they've revealed that he's bisexual
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  yeah and and fans of Superman have said we don't we don't want him to be overtly
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  bisexual we preferred when they were just smoldering bisexual [Laughter]
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  undertones I mean because I guess I don't care that's fine whatever
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  um and I do enjoy the fact that it's not it's Superman but it's not Superman so
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  they've they've been a in that sense so they're saying Superman is bisexual it's
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  the new Superman it's Superman's son don't worry the Superman you love is totally
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  straight yeah and all of those things you're thinking about his son he's thinking them
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  too that's right yeah there will be an episode where he's just like Superman's
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  just there with a beard don't get it explain it to me again yeah
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  yeah your girlfriend is a bloke yeah I don't
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  understand there kind of is that anyway I I've only watched one episode of the
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  current Superman um TV series where Superman's middle-aged and a father of
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  two but um that exists yes yes the
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  current Superman series that's on now is it on the CW um yeah yeah they're all on
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  the CW I just know that existed um it's quite good it's quite from what I've
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  seen it's quite good okay yeah that
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  sounds interesting how I mean I know we all questioned this when Superman
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  Returns came out and they implied that Lois Lan was had had a kid Superman yeah
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  how how does that work yeah and I guess it didn't happen like Kevin Smith
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  thought it might happen in um M rats where um Jason Lee asks um I can't remember what he
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  Stan he's like how come when Superman ejaculates in the lowest
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  Lane it doesn't blast a hole in her back like he's shooting a shotgun into her
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  right well Stan Lee wouldn't know the answer to that yeah he's like well we just didn't
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  really think about those kind of things yeah well you'd have to ask someone at
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  DC though wouldn't you stanle um okay so we did they oh yeah no he doesn't ask
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  Stanley Sor it's earlier on the film and he's telling Brendan London about it oh
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  oh oh okay yeah later on he asks I think
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  he asks Stanley if the Hulk's dick gets
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  bigger it would be weird if it didn't yeah weird if it didn't just tin little
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  and it's still it's still skin colored it doesn't go green yeah I'll keep my
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  original dick because that's me it's got a little pink dick don't
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  look at Hulk's dick yeah that's why he always keeps the
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  pants on like the shirt tears all the way away but he's like I need to keep
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  the little pants on to cover the Little P dick Hulk dick not Hulk's dick Banner's
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  dick Hulk smash Banner's
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  dick hases anyone ever drawn that I hope
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  so hold on hold on Hulk dick what if I
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  could comic and get Mark Ruffalo to sign
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  that someone has plent of people have added dicks onto existing Hulk of course
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  a big green dick yeah not what I want Dan several people have made images of
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  the Hulk [ __ ] the hole in the back of a cement
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  mixer if anyone if anyone wants to see several people have made several that's
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  a thing yeah that iconic moment from the comics
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  where the [ __ ] a cement
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  truck yeah and now he has two
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  sons cement Sons
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  yeah the gamma radiation does weird things to him I do love that the that the Hulk
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  started off like the first Hulk we saw was just a bodybuilder painted green and
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  yeah with a wig on and and now he's essentially a
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  giant yeah yeah he changed uh a bit over time because also he
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  um I always got told I don't remember where I heard
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  this but you know the Hulk just gets stronger and stronger you can't beat the
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  Hulk sure like no matter his power is just that he gets he
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  gets angrier and angrier as he fails he gets stronger and stronger because
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  that's where his power comes from and so you can't beat him because if you say
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  you were stronger than him you'd punch him he'd get annoyed and then he'd be
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  stronger than you sure because he got mad yeah and that was how it was always
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  explained to me but then in the movies he gets beat up by Thanos so I guess
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  that's they've nerfed him a little bit in that I guess I guess yeah someone's
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  got to be able to beat him up that is one thing that's a bit unclear in the
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  Marvel movies no I mean I like him I'm not picking on him too much but
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  thanos's strength is a little bit you
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  know elastic but I also think if Thanos is so strong how did he become so
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  muscular because you've really got to work hard to get a muscular body I think
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  that about Superman too when they started drawing Superman so muscular cuz
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  Superman used to just have a regular body and actually this is something I
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  want to talk about a bit later too but um no I'll talk about it [ __ ] now so
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  I watched it I watched the movie we can come back to this we can come all over
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  the place right yeah we've got there's at least some one person's opinion on
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  bisexual Superman that we've got oh yeah we want to talk about oh no we'll come
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  back to it it's all related right he he fits into like trate as well so I
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  watched a movie this week um because I'm on a uh Mike Flanigan kick at the moment
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  so I'm going back and catching up I've seen a few of the older movies but some
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  I haven't seen so this week I watched Oculus um which Gillan one yeah yeah and actually
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  I hadn't seen much of Karen Gillan outside of Marvel movies or Doctor Who
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  so it was nice to see her just in regular clothes and I've seen it I don't
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  really remember it but I have seen it quite good for listeners who haven't
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  seen it the premise in a couple of words is evil
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  mirror y um but a really really good and contained self-contained again one house
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  creepy things happen in this house he's great at that you know what I mean right
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  yeah yeah um ambiguous ending am I remembering that correctly
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  uh she's outside with the cops at the end or something oh if she's not outside
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  the brother's outside with the cops oh all right all right yeah anyway not
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  ambiguous but like cyclical okay yeah um but actually it's
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  the brother I want to complain about cuz I loved the movie and I thought it was I
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  thought it was great but it brings to like something that I'm actually really
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  getting sick of and that's characters
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  that are just normal guys in films being portrayed by
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  bodybuilders I'm sick of it right and in Oculus this character is supposed to be
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  a 21 year old you remember how skinny we were when we were 21 Matt okay like a
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  21y old guy who has been in a mental institution for 10 years he's not caring
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  right yeah he is [ __ ] massive and
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  ripped as all [ __ ] and I was like no
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  no just Hollywood I know but when we grew up like to me the biggest Action
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  Hero when I was a kid was Harrison Ford like he was my idol but his body didn't
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  look all that different to my dad's sure you know there was Anie but he was
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  different he was a HK a special case
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  yeah and now everyone is just a bodybuilder I don't like it wait a
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  minute does this movie have Katie sack off in it at some point ites she's a
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  major role in it I don't even remember I'm going have to watch this again Katie
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  sackoff is the mom in flashbacks right and spoilers The Ghost and not
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  flashbacks it's not a spoiler that's the premise of the movie um mind you there
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  is a bit where um she goes mental she gets possessed and the dad [ __ ]
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  changed her up in the bedroom and I was like this is coming across way sexier
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  than I think it was intended to cuz Katy sck off yeah sack off yeah
• 29:30
  um I agree with you regarding that and I the you know the bodybuilder type thing
• 29:36
  and I also there's an example I don't think I talked about on this podcast I
• 29:38
  know I mentioned it at some point but you know watching Vikings I'm still
• 29:43
  working my way through Vikings when I can um I don't like to let my daughter
• 29:49
  watch it even though she has no context for any of it uh but you know it's a bit
• 29:55
  violent and then you know just in case you seen the blood eagle yet yeah yeah
• 30:01
  yeah me season 4 okay I've seen seen some [ __ ] and um oh you've seen The
• 30:07
  Siege on Paris that's a great season yeah yeah yeah that's a great season
• 30:11
  [ __ ] charlam like effeminate grandson yeah cuz we talked about how
• 30:18
  that's the the French princess is Roman palansky St yeah yeah which I didn't
• 30:23
  realize at the time yeah see you're still where you're up to is still where
• 30:26
  I thought it was quite good yeah okay well you haven't gotten up to
• 30:30
  the part yet where I was like oh I think he disappointing cuz I was thinking oh
• 30:34
  okay this is going all right but no the the thing I was going
• 30:39
  to say is that that there's a whole sequence Rolo constantly Rolo is the
• 30:44
  main character's brother R he constantly [ __ ] betrays everybody and and they
• 30:49
  always bring him back what but there yeah but there's a whole sequence where
• 30:53
  it seems like a lot of time like possibly years passes where Rolo is just
• 30:58
  just an alcoholic [ __ ] hobo cuz he's basically been exiled he's living in the
• 31:02
  streets and he's eating [ __ ] filth leftovers like but he's still jacked as
• 31:08
  [ __ ] and I was like where are you getting your protein yeah he's like he's
• 31:14
  like I'm homeless and he takes his [ __ ] Rags off and he's just barel
• 31:20
  musle and I was like all right yeah whatever yeah maybe I guess Vikings just
• 31:26
  look like that yeah but I remember an interview with Bruce
• 31:30
  Campbell years ago saying that basically
• 31:34
  he is not muscular but Ash in the Evil
• 31:38
  Dead is muscular so three months before each film he does he has to start
• 31:44
  bodybuilding so that he looks like that character but even he was not he's not
• 31:51
  huge no he's just in great shape yeah and when we were kids he would have been
• 31:56
  like oh that's a strong looking whereas now yeah now you look at me like look at
• 32:01
  that Dad yeah that's just barely that's what people look like now yeah yeah
• 32:05
  exactly exactly [ __ ] hell is this what women have experienced for like a hundred
• 32:11
  years probably yeah like looking at other women on on TV and in movies going
• 32:16
  that's not what we look like yeah no one looks like that
• 32:20
  yeah we're finally caught up [ __ ] body [ __ ] now now Chris Hemsworth is
• 32:26
  [ __ ] the bane of our existence see that's the thing I'm happy for Chris
• 32:30
  Hemsworth to be a muscular Hulk because he's a bodybuilder and he plays
• 32:36
  characters that are also bodybuilders like but just if he was to just play
• 32:41
  [ __ ] I don't know Joe from next door like it wouldn't work yeah I know what
• 32:47
  you mean well but but they do do that
• 32:51
  yeah they do they do as as we've yeah as
• 32:55
  in ulous they do put people like and and it's it is disingenuous too because if
• 33:01
  you look at I particularly enjoy
• 33:04
  um Rob melan's articles in you know that he doesn't what's that I thought you say
• 33:11
  particular enjoy Rob M's body yeah no but I enjoy how is about it because when
• 33:16
  they um interview him he's basically like it's not it's not real like I have
• 33:22
  a person who [ __ ] tells me what to lift when to lift it how much to lift it
• 33:28
  when to stop lifting it what to eat during before and after I've eaten it
• 33:32
  like a normal human can't look like this yes and as he says if you want to look
• 33:37
  like this you can but you can't ever eat anything that you want to eat yeah you
• 33:43
  basically have to a normal human diet won't get you looking like this
• 33:49
  yeah and that's why I'm just not going to bother no same that's how I justify
• 33:54
  the ice cream dessert yeah I like that at the moment too because I'm actually
• 33:59
  I'm at my absolute heaviest right now so am I and uh yeah I'm I'm at the point
• 34:05
  now where my my my wedding ring doesn't fit very well anymore like since I've
• 34:11
  had a baby like I've put on so much weight and um I don't know where I was
• 34:17
  going with this but other than the fact that I'm like no no but I'm Al I'm
• 34:22
  always almost resigned to the fact that I'm just like well I'm just this guy now
• 34:26
  you know what I mean do sh I do I'm like maybe I should just ordered 10 pints of
• 34:31
  [ __ ] commit to this yeah yeah what if I just enjoyed my life and didn't care
• 34:36
  that I was fat yeah I mean sure that's probably a happy medium but [ __ ]
• 34:42
  it yeah yeah imagine that though imagine you could just be like you know what
• 34:48
  [ __ ] it I'm just going to be drunk all the time eating chicken wings and when
• 34:53
  I'm sick of the chicken wings chips yeah yeah I bought a whole I bought a
• 34:59
  [ __ ] ton of snacks yesterday uh because
• 35:03
  I'm going to the movies on Thursday hey and I was like I need every snack so I
• 35:08
  just bought a bunch of big bags of of stuff and then some little Ziploc bags
• 35:11
  and I'm just going to show all different kinds of stuff in there Pockets you need
• 35:14
  pockets coming with me yeah yeah hopefully June what day you seen it
• 35:19
  Thursday oh man Sydney Festival listed a
• 35:24
  special screening of June and in the time it took for them to post it on
• 35:28
  social media and for me to go to their website it sold out bastards yeah I was
• 35:33
  annoyed I was annoyed pretty excited I was like I think I might mention this
• 35:38
  the other week I was like maybe I'll try and read Dune uh before and that was
• 35:42
  that was optimistic not a book I've not read no Dune I've read the first few
• 35:48
  chapters and at this point I'm kind of like I might as well just stop yeah wor
• 35:52
  about it for now yeah well I think they I've heard they followed quite closely along um
• 35:58
  I did I did read a review that said the Dune movie is a little too DY for its
• 36:04
  own good which I don't know what that means yet um but then again you've got to make
• 36:10
  not like mainstream that's probably fine for me fine with us but then again if
• 36:15
  you want something that just follows exactly along Sci-fi channel did a
• 36:18
  miniseries of it back in the early 2000s that doesn't have very good special
• 36:22
  effects but just follows the book with James yes James mavo yeah
• 36:29
  yeah h y someone
• 36:33
  else yeah let's go back to um Dean Kane Superman yeah Dean Kane see also a
• 36:39
  muscular you know un of a man but he's an athlete so I'm fine with that yeah
• 36:44
  that's right it's his job yeah that's the big that's the biggest piece of this
• 36:49
  right it's these people's job to look like that yes yeah yeah like if someone
• 36:54
  was paying me to look like that I'd probably do it yes cuz in the way that
• 36:58
  of your not that I don't want to look like that it's just that I'm like ah
• 37:01
  [ __ ] it I got better things to do if I didn't have better things to do if that
• 37:04
  was my job I'd do it in the same way that it's part of your job to learn all
• 37:09
  about writing code and Dean Kane probably can't do that and he's not
• 37:13
  going to bother cuz that's not his job his job is to get really
• 37:17
  muscular and to complain about uh the
• 37:20
  fact that he thinks Superman is not bisexual well it's not that he thinks
• 37:27
  he's not bisexual I I I I wrote it that way to be a little bit controversial but
• 37:32
  basically he he thinks it's dumb that he is okay so it's not that he denies that
• 37:38
  he is he just thinks it's a bit silly well I mean it's a different character
• 37:43
  they've they've like as we discussed they've done that and I think that's a
• 37:47
  good move cuz then that kind of shoots down some of these arguments you know we
• 37:52
  talked about a probably adium the you know the James Bond being a woman thing
• 37:58
  right and then oh by the way Barbara broccoli weighed in on that this week
• 38:02
  and said no plans to ever do a female James Bond so shut up yeah
• 38:08
  [Music] okay we talked about and then you know they did it with Thor except they didn't
• 38:14
  really do it with Thor yes but they did and then this
• 38:20
  they've kind of said I think this is the I mean I I I think this is fine you've
• 38:25
  got a new character who is a a a younger
• 38:29
  generation who is you know more open to these things and has come
• 38:35
  out matter what to the values of a younger generation exactly and uh so I
• 38:42
  don't think it really matters whether Dean Kane who played yeah who played
• 38:47
  this character's father arguably one of the worst Superman yeah but not even this
• 38:52
  character's father because he was in a completely different property I don't
• 38:55
  think it really matters what he he thinks no but uh he thinks they're just
• 38:59
  pandering but isn't that that's an argument that I don't quite get either
• 39:04
  is like pandering or doing giving the people what they want yeah I know
• 39:08
  pandering such when is that yeah no if you're making a TV show you should just
• 39:13
  [ __ ] yeah do arbitrary things yes as they come to you well I mean in in other
• 39:19
  pandering news that we can get into more detail um DC of pandering to me by
• 39:25
  putting the the man that I considered to be the one and only Batman Michael
• 39:30
  Keaton back in a [ __ ] Batman costume and they can p it to me all they [ __ ]
• 39:34
  want cuz I'm eating that [ __ ] up with a spoon I so if you want to talk about
• 39:40
  that I I watched the teaser mhm and I
• 39:44
  mean [ __ ] the mind boggles I got to say I don't know I I don't follow DC
• 39:51
  very much but like I guess they've never as far as I'm aware they've never done a Flash
• 39:56
  movie like this where the flash had the ability to do this like he's seems like
• 40:03
  he's jumping through inter dimensional travel yeah yeah I guess is that a
• 40:08
  that's a thing the car can do uh look I know he can travel through time it
• 40:12
  wouldn't surprise me if he can travel through dimensions and I've not read
• 40:15
  enough of The Flash comics to know I mean we saw a little bit of that I guess
• 40:19
  in in the Justice League movie but I found all that a bit confusing to be
• 40:24
  honest but are they implying now that each of the Batman we've seen
• 40:31
  are the only Batman in each of their respective parallel universes yeah I
• 40:37
  wondered about that too so Bruce Wayne was just a different looking person yeah
• 40:43
  but still chose to become
• 40:46
  Batman yeah yeah interesting yeah I mean whatever I think but I mean if they
• 40:53
  going to go with that don't over think it I think that's going to
• 40:55
  be stuff don't think like it same I do think it's interesting that you've got
• 41:00
  this Flash movie coming out that does this and then also the new Spider-Man
• 41:03
  has the same sort of thing yes yeah well did did you watch into the spiderverse
• 41:10
  no not yet I should I don't know why put on your no it's very good I just keep
• 41:15
  forgetting yeah yeah there's a sequel coming out called across the spiderverse
• 41:19
  which I assume is word playay on the Beatles Across the Universe and now I'm
• 41:23
  annoyed they didn't just make that the title of the first one and come up with
• 41:26
  something different for the second because you can't have into the sperse
• 41:29
  and across the sperse you've used that even if you came up with the pun later
• 41:34
  sorry it's too late so no got to get got to got to do
• 41:38
  it now it'll be too way too late later yeah plus now they really like making
• 41:43
  [ __ ] movies with very very similar titles now yes Suicide Squad and The
• 41:49
  suqu Suicide Squad Batman and the Batman well this and this is this is going to
• 41:54
  get us off track as well but we did talk about scream somewhat last week the new
• 41:57
  scream which is Scream 5 yeah called scream oh of course it is so that's
• 42:04
  confusing it's got didn't talk about this and we don't need to but reboot I
• 42:07
  Know What You Did Last Summer it's a series and it's out yeah it's on Amazon
• 42:13
  right but the scream scream it's it's scream five it's got Nev Campbell
• 42:17
  Courtney Cox David arat everybody's in it it's a sequel yeah it's just called
• 42:22
  scream like no that's already a movie yeah you already made scream I mean I
• 42:27
  don't care it's just like why are you doing that it's not called like scream
• 42:30
  Armageddon or anything it's just called scream scream no
• 42:36
  yeah I don't understand that's what they're going to do now it's it's like
• 42:40
  iPad yeah they not do an iPad 12 the new
• 42:43
  one the the one that's out now yeah yeah
• 42:49
  yeah it's going to get confusing I mean I'm going to watch it obviously I'd like
• 42:53
  to see those people I would definitely watch it I love screen movies in fact
• 42:57
  dig wan to go back and watch the the original scream it's a [ __ ] great
• 43:02
  movie wait when you say scream five what was Scream
• 43:06
  4 Scream 4 was uh I don't know I thought
• 43:11
  Scream 3 wrapped it all up this was was
• 43:16
  different um people I don't I can't remember if any of them were in it any
• 43:20
  of the original I I think I might have not been paying attention you know what
• 43:23
  they were all in it apparently I'm a fool
• 43:29
  I'm thinking of the TV series there's a TV series as well the [ __ ] am I thinking
• 43:34
  of uh because Wes Craven came back did scream four and actually of course
• 43:38
  because Matthew lard came out this week and said that apparently W Craven after
• 43:43
  the first one was [ __ ] miserable
• 43:46
  because they it went from him getting to
• 43:50
  do this movie that he came up with and
• 43:54
  loved to attempting to to meet
• 43:59
  expectations ah like over and over and over again and it was just completely
• 44:04
  changed what he was trying to do yeah Scream 4 2011 oh yeah has already had
• 44:11
  her facelift yeah real shame yeah you know
• 44:17
  scream was originally just called scary movie oh that's comedy yeah yeah great
• 44:24
  movie and they used it anyway I knew I was going to get us off track we're
• 44:27
  talking about the Batman sorry not it's not the Batman trailer it is the Batman
• 44:30
  trailer cuz that's what we trailer yeah the Michael Keaton Batman trailer uh you
• 44:36
  hear his voice you see the back of his head I'm me yeah I'm all it's not even a
• 44:39
  trailer it's just a little teaser that that weird [ __ ] floating Ezra Miller
• 44:43
  intro on the video I saw where he said we don't have any footage but here's
• 44:47
  some footage bizarre truly bizarre not strangling women though so
• 44:53
  that was a step up no no no they probably asked him to stop that for the
• 44:58
  was wearing a choker though which I find hilarious a bit on the nose
• 45:04
  yeah um there also is a Batman trailer for The Batman yes yes that's right
• 45:10
  which gives a little bit more away um not of the plot necessarily but a few
• 45:15
  other characters thrown in there yeah I
• 45:19
  mean look I it looks pretty cool it's still just Batman though and I I'm not
• 45:25
  as excited about if if you had shown me that trailer when I was a [ __ ]
• 45:29
  teenager I would have lost my mind but like at this cuz it does look very um it
• 45:34
  looks not like the Nolan ones it looks more like the video games I think yeah
• 45:40
  Fair like it looks very violent and over the top and stylized yeah I'm into it
• 45:46
  suit looks a bit techy and
• 45:50
  metallic like I'm I'm down I'll watch I'm excited I'm just not as excited as I
• 45:57
  as they probably want me to be I know what you mean because I'm I'm like that
• 46:01
  with I don't even watch the Spider-Mans anymore I don't watch them I've seen
• 46:06
  I've seen Spider-Man the movie now you know what I mean I've seen it over and
• 46:09
  over and a man gets bitten by a spider becomes Spider-Man doesn't want to be
• 46:13
  Spider-Man loves a girl I've seen it you don't have to keep showing me it
• 46:20
  sure yeah and you can get younger and younger and more handsome and handsome
• 46:25
  guys to play him but I've still seen
• 46:30
  it did they uh I guess they probably never showed cuz Tom Holland is
• 46:35
  obviously jacked very jacked they never showed him being just a jacked [ __ ]
• 46:39
  teenager before he was Spider-Man right but that's what I liked about Toby
• 46:43
  Maguire skinny kid gets a spider power gets jacked part of the he wakes up and
• 46:50
  suddenly he is jacked and I'm pretty sure that's CGI because then when you
• 46:54
  see him like in the very next movie he's back to just being regular looking
• 46:59
  bloke yeah oh no of course we never see Tom Holland not as Spider-Man he's
• 47:03
  already Spider-Man oh that's true that's true yeah there's this great moment just
• 47:08
  linking this back to the Superman TV series which is I think it's called it's
• 47:12
  not called Lois and Clark I think it's called Superman and Lois hold on
• 47:15
  Superman and Lois which is not a very good Superman and Lois two of them Oh
• 47:20
  you mean the new one yes the new one sorry the one that I was mentioning
• 47:23
  before where super one no no sorry not the dean k
• 47:27
  but when Super's a 40y old man with a
• 47:32
  wife and kids cuz they try to appeal to exactly our demographic evidently but
• 47:37
  there's um there's a great moment in the first episode where you see flashbacks
• 47:41
  of him uh earlier on in his Superman
• 47:45
  career and he's wearing the suit from
• 47:50
  the like Golden Age Era with the black
• 47:54
  triangle with the s in it yeah right um great to say that like that's what he
• 47:59
  used to wear and there's this great bit where this little kid goes um great suit
• 48:03
  and he goes thanks my mom made it and flies
• 48:08
  off oh great now I got to watch this TVC still yeah it is charming I've I've only
• 48:12
  seen the first one but I do want to go back and watch it again and then and
• 48:16
  then go beyond we've been both watching some old movies this week though yes
• 48:22
  I've watched I've watched an old movie I I can't I'm trying to remember we've
• 48:26
  been rewatching Buffy the show mhm and I'm really
• 48:30
  enjoying it and it's I don't know it's just a great show
• 48:35
  I I think and I'm not sure whether I have kind of nostalgia glasses on when
• 48:39
  I'm watching it I'm not sure you could watch it as a person who's never seen it
• 48:43
  before and enjoy it as much as I do but it's just it's really great yeah agree
• 48:48
  it holds up in a very strange and unexpected way right and then there
• 48:52
  [ __ ] great it's all I don't know whether this was intentional but there
• 48:56
  like a sequence in um in season 3 you know when they um the first time Anya
• 49:01
  appears and Cordelia wishes Buffy never came to Sunnydale and there's a whole
• 49:04
  sequence where where Willow and Xander are vampires and and all that and then
• 49:08
  was like they did a followup I guess presumably they were like um people
• 49:15
  really liked vampire Willow let's bring her back yeah and so vampire Willow gets
• 49:20
  brought into the real Universe kind of thing for a bit and there's this bit at
• 49:26
  the end of the episode where this is when Willow is still dating
• 49:30
  Oz and um she says vampire me was a bit
• 49:35
  gay and then um Buffy goes oh yeah but I'm sure it's just a vampire thing you
• 49:41
  know it's got nothing to do with your personality and Angel turns around he
• 49:43
  goes well actually when you become a you know what never mind and then it just
• 49:48
  kind of cuts away and then I was like was that for shadowing cuz later comes
• 49:52
  out and I was or was it was it actual for in or was it just like later on they
• 49:58
  like wait a minute we've got a little thread we could pull on there yeah yeah
• 50:02
  I don't know just interesting yeah could be either CL yeah but then again I mean
• 50:07
  there's um season 4 which is arguably the worst season in terms of plot but
• 50:12
  the best season in terms of character development um yeah but they ended up
• 50:17
  having to write themselves out of Corners when they would write plots that
• 50:19
  went nowhere and so it kind of makes you think they didn't have much of a plan
• 50:25
  yeah yeah cuz I sometimes s think I I forget right cuz now when you do a TV
• 50:29
  show I assume you write the whole season and then you go and you film it whereas
• 50:34
  back then they were doing it week for week basically that's right so cuz cuz
• 50:40
  and anything that they must have enjoyed like Willow evil Willow so much they
• 50:44
  brought it back and and I was like well surely they must have planned it and
• 50:46
  then I was like well wait no they didn't used to do that no it's just that if a
• 50:49
  lot of people watched it then next week you wrote that again yeah so weird to
• 50:54
  think that it was just done on the Fly yeah not on the Fly quite like that but
• 50:59
  like they didn't improvise it but but like yeah but that that whole I mean all
• 51:03
  TV was just so episodic like just baddy of the week and Buffy was like that too
• 51:08
  for the most part until it wasn't you know yeah I think I don't
• 51:14
  know if we talked about this already but I remember being a kid and watching it and
• 51:18
  then when it got to season two and all just the basically when you know when
• 51:22
  Angel loses his soul and goes bad I remember thinking oh yeah okay this got
• 51:28
  this this this goofy vampire TV show actually is a little bit
• 51:34
  serious yeah they Angel they do angel which
• 51:39
  [ __ ] steps it up again in terms of
• 51:43
  seriousness well this week good [ __ ] we
• 51:47
  went back to the beginning mhm the movie Buffy the movie which I've not seen in
• 51:52
  some time and I I'm like this came out in 1992 and I remember
• 51:57
  I mean I think I watched it pretty close to the when it came out but I would have
• 52:01
  been 12 then and I'm not sure I watched this when I was 12 I might have my
• 52:07
  parents wouldn't let me watch this when it first came out but I definitely would
• 52:10
  have seen it within the next couple of years I mean it's I think it's pretty
• 52:15
  bloodless it's not you know gory or
• 52:17
  anything but it is vampires yeah uh it's
• 52:22
  I think it's interesting I have seen it enough times that I wasn't really
• 52:27
  surprised but you know the vampires can fly in it and it looks cheesy and silly
• 52:31
  and and um what's his name Peewee Herman's oh yes in it and he's you know
• 52:38
  chewing the scenery so it's got all that
• 52:41
  stuff in it I I enjoyed it uh but again
• 52:46
  I even less so than the uh than the TV series I don't think someone who wasn't
• 52:53
  familiar with Buffy would watch this and right I'd like to hear more about Buffy the
• 52:58
  Vampire SL thing sure you know what I mean like I'm surprised you know it got
• 53:03
  made into a TV series so Jos wrote but didn't direct or
• 53:09
  produce the film I believe and then possibly didn't like how it turned out
• 53:15
  and wanted to redo it in his own way yeah it's got good dialogue in bits but
• 53:20
  it's not as well executed as the show I could see why that would be the cas how
• 53:27
  how closely does it tie into the series as a
• 53:31
  prequel or is the series itself a reboot so I tried to remember right CU I
• 53:37
  couldn't remember this they they mentioned in um in the TV series Buffy
• 53:42
  moves to so the the movie is set in Los Angeles and that's where Buffy in the TV
• 53:47
  show moves from has moved from yeah and they mentioned an incident where she
• 53:50
  burns down the school yes but they don't burn down the school in the movie oh
• 53:55
  they don't burn down the gymnasium what what I think what the principal says is
• 53:58
  you burn down the gymnasium that doesn't happen in this so I wonder if it was
• 54:02
  like yeah I think it's kind of a SE a prequel but not really like soft reboot
• 54:09
  yeah it clearly doesn't fit exactly cuz I mean and I mean the character is
• 54:14
  different as well in certain ways and the vampires are different like
• 54:19
  I said they can fly in this yeah right do their faces turn into that iconic
• 54:24
  Buffy vampire monster face D they just
• 54:27
  die on the ground inul Ru she gets menstrual cramps when they're around she
• 54:33
  gets menstrual cramps yeah is a weirdo man well see and it doesn't really go
• 54:40
  anywhere other than every now and then when there's a vampire around she
• 54:44
  goes and like it's nothing much comes of that it's just a odd little thing they
• 54:49
  put in yeah it's it's weird other differences oh they all look
• 54:54
  like her all the Slayers look like her in the flashbacks that's another thing I
• 54:59
  oh there are flashbacks in it of previous Slayers are there yeah the
• 55:03
  opening sequence is the Dark Ages and it's Christy Swanson and donaldland oh
• 55:08
  like The Watcher is always Donald Sutherland and The Slayer is always um
• 55:13
  Christ Swanson so it's like you got to become a watcher but part of your job is
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  you've also got to impregnate someone hopefully they have a kid and then
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  you'll train them to be a watcher as well fingers crossed they look exactly
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  like you yeah hopefully hopefully we couldn't afford Keith of Sutherland so
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  you were playing your own son oh they could have afforded Keith of
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  suland at that time I reckon yeah probably true but I think uh heavily
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  influenced by The Lost Boys right versus the TV series because they fly and they
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  they but then they don't Lost Boys has the the face change right am I making
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  that up it's got no it's not the whole face but the eyes change
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  and yeah there's a there's a definite change Lost Boys is another one that I
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  think fits into that category you mentioned about if you've got Nostalgia
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  for it you could still really appreciate it but I don't know what you'd get out
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  of it if you watched it fresh now yes it's [ __ ] weird yeah there's a lot of
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  people in Buffy the Vampire Slayer the movie more than I even remembered
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  there's [ __ ] um Luke Perry obviously plays Pike the uh the male protagonist
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  love interest considerably nerdier than we've seen him in his 90210 days plays
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  like a like a loser kid M um David arette plays his friend oh okay he gets
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  turned into a vampire uh Ben Affleck oh is in this in a in in a very small role he plays a
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  basketball player on the other team oh right Thomas Jane is in this very
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  briefly looking completely different and he's also not credited as Thomas Jane
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  credited as Tom Janes but it is definitely him and I looked it up and it is definitely
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  him that's funny and I'm Googling right now because I must see
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  this oh wow he does look different the
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  the mechanic yeah what's her name why can't I think of her name I did this
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  last night too the girl who plays a boy in that movie oh uh Hillary Swank
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  Hillary Swank is in this interesting she's one of Buffy's
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  friends she's like a main character oh yeah cuz she used to play that kind of
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  role before she switched and started playing the other kind of
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  role right Ry how obviously is the main villain oh yeah actually had forgotten
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  that yeah this got some uh some good people in it oh the what's the the guy
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  from um you know the man in the High Castle as in the man in the High Castle
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  oh yeah that guy yeah he's he's like the the principal in this right oh okay
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  evidently um Donald southernland [ __ ] hated this movie and said at the time
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  surpris he said at the time and there's if you want to check there's plenty of
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  interviews available where he was like this is a piece of [ __ ] and I'm
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  literally only doing this for the money but like I just turn up say the lines
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  and go home yeah he definitely does do that in this he he's awful yeah I mean
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  he's fine but he's awful for what it is but yeah he's no uh he's no G head no
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  ril yeah he's no Ripper yeah
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  that's what we watched wish we got that Rian of the show and you haven't seen it
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  definitely watch it if you've not watched it in a while I think watch it
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  yeah I think I haven't seen it since I've seen the show so it might be
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  interesting to go back eventually and have a watch it was fun but I'm more I'm
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  more keen to watch through the show first I know that I did re I I know I
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  saw it when it came out and I did rewatch it at some point but it's been
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  years obviously cuz I'm [ __ ] old now so it's good to watch again
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  I watched some older movies this week too from the ' 80s and '90s and I'll
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  just mention a couple of these really quickly um the first one is war games Matthew
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  broadrick um early movie about computer hacking which I'm so glad they made this
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  movie only because it is an absolute Time Capture of computer tech from
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  1981 you know yeah like the floppy discs and the modems and all of that like it's
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  bds's
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  [Applause]
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  takes certain liberties with the it's not too insulting with the movie computer tech
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  that I mean I've not watched that in a very long time but my my impression of
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  it was that it was sort of pretty realistic in that they don't try to be
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  too ambitious with a computer can do this you know like they they're pretty
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  realistic about what a computer can do like he he wants to he's a gamer right
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  he wants to be a gamer and so becomes a hacker to basically get games to play
• 1:00:59
  and um but the games are like chess and he's happy with that yeah of course I
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  was too when I was a kid exactly exactly battle chess was amazing I loved battle
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  chess battle chess was fantastic man when you captured the queen and she
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  screamed it was like I shouldn't be watching this yeah and it was just chess
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  yeah it was just chess mate I'm just playing chess I'm learning to play chess
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  what's that screaming it's chess yeah it's chess m wink SE another film from around the
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  same time I watched and I don't know why this popped into my head but as soon as
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  it did I had to go back and watch it and I it holds up as much as it ever did one
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  of my favorite films from when I was a kid it's called toy solders G to be all
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  right well yeah we get to that have you seen Toy Soldiers Matt not again not
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  Austin very long time listeners if you don't know this terrorists hold the kids
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  at a prep school hostage and uh the kids decide
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  to emancipate themselves from it Shan Austin who at that point I would have
• 1:02:07
  only known from The Goonies but now I know as [ __ ] Sam wise gangji was uh
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  plays a jock who's like been kicked out of three boarding schools already and um
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  takes it upon on himself to fight the terrorists and it's just a great movie
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  just a great Feelgood Adventure movie for kids River Phoenix is not in this no
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  not River Phoenix but everyone else's in it yes yes he is he is and he's great
• 1:02:37
  he's great yeah he's a nice guy have you
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  met him Keith kouan yeah yeah nice he's yeah he it this I told you the story
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  Jen's get M at me where he he was the
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  the fox in uh Fox and the Hound as well voice of the fox yeah so anyway we're Ro
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  on ComiCon walking around and you know they kind of like there's like the
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  Lesser known celebrity area so we're kind of just walking through and that
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  and people kind of say hi and whatnot yeah and uh so this guy he like hey how
• 1:03:07
  are you doing we're like hello and it's Keith kugan right and I'm like I don't
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  really he didn't age particularly well either right I I don't know who this guy
• 1:03:13
  is yeah yeah but I feel rude cuz he said hello so we're chatting with him and uh
• 1:03:18
  and you know we realize oh he was in these movies and stuff oh cool and he's
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  in the new he says I'm in the new um Jay and Silent Bob movie
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  thought he was 51 when I when I saw him yeah
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  right well you would have thought he was younger or older I would have thought he
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  was about my age to be honest yeah I mean it could be because we are getting
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  older and therefore older people are not looking as old cuz how old's because
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  will weaton was in this as well yeah okay will Wheaton's almost 50 yeah we
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  seon Sean aston's 50 all right fine yeah they're all a than
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  us yeah I think you're right it's probably just because they're close
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  enough all right so Toy Soldiers you recommend oh highly recommend not the C
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  and dced I don't know that one I think maybe that's got a different name but I
• 1:05:11
  but I always get those mixed up probably why I don't know it as the same movie if
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  it's not called the same thing I don't you know what Small Soldiers is the
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  C it's not that it's not that one no didn't think so although this looks
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  perfectly perfectly good um it's
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  not the final the final movie from that era that I watched and again I'm not
• 1:05:36
  sure why I watched this other than it popped into my head but I decided to
• 1:05:41
  watch Ace Ventura Pet Detective this yeah okay so when this
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  came out I thought this was the funniest movie I'd ever seen yep ever right and I
• 1:05:52
  didn't think a movie could get as fun I watched it at a a party with a bunch of
• 1:05:56
  my friends we got together and then someone was like you got to watch this
• 1:05:58
  movie and we were just we all just [ __ ] in tears I had a similar similar
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  experience um and then went saw the sequel at the cinema when it came out
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  because with we went for school for some
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  reason what I don't remember why but I remember went to see a vur when Nature
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  Calls with my class yeah [ __ ] idea was
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  that so there was okay
• 1:06:23
  so Jim Carrey funniest man in the world hands down in the in the
• 1:06:29
  mid90s then one of the unfunniest for about 15 years arguably right yeah
• 1:06:34
  watching this now hilarious like full circle laughed my
• 1:06:40
  [ __ ] tits off right yeah um not a
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  kids movie right sure first scene saves a dog goes gives it to the woman she
• 1:06:50
  sucks him off right don't even remember that yeah
• 1:06:56
  I remember that one of the major plot points is that the the police officer
• 1:07:02
  transphobia okay so let me let me list yeah so it's sha young for starters
• 1:07:08
  right right yes what wait wait yeah no
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  it's not wait it is sha young 100% sha
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  young Prime Cut sha
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  young holy [ __ ] yeah early '90s
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  power suit sha young right plays the
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  kind of police uh Chief
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  y um God it is he finds out she's
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  transgender he vomits because they've kissed then he gives himself a rape
• 1:07:45
  shower and then the rest of the movie his chewing gum to um yeah to try to get
• 1:07:52
  the taste of her out of his mouth and uh
• 1:07:56
  and then in the end um he exposes her by
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  literally exposing her he pulls off her dress
• 1:08:06
  um and then there's no there's no dick right everyone's like you're wrong and
• 1:08:11
  he's like am I and turns her around and
• 1:08:14
  you see the dick tucked up behind her
• 1:08:19
  through her panties and like and then the the whole of the the whole of the
• 1:08:25
  police force start vomiting when they see it like it's it's
• 1:08:30
  this hilarious thing and then suddenly it's one of the most transphobic films
• 1:08:33
  that possibly has ever been made yeah yeah
• 1:08:39
  okay funny though very funny very
• 1:08:43
  funny and also Courtney Cox just to bring this back full circle oh yeah H
• 1:08:50
  she's his client for the main case and she falls in love and she's looking
• 1:08:53
  great because this is before her plastic surgery ah yeah she really was one of the most
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  beautiful women in the world yeah what I mean he's he just spends all this time
• 1:09:03
  chill in the scenery but he does it so
• 1:09:06
  much and to such an extreme that
• 1:09:11
  it is just funny whether you want it to be funny or
• 1:09:15
  not Udo Kier is in this too I watch this movie he is he's great too because U
• 1:09:21
  care plays the straight man and he plays it so straight against Jim Carrey yeah
• 1:09:26
  I'm not sure he knows how to do anything else no no yeah yeah in fact they might not have
• 1:09:32
  even told him the plot they might have just brought him
• 1:09:35
  in does he know K ever done a com and just s they react against him I guess I
• 1:09:40
  got to rewatch Ace V Pet Detective I mean he hasn't done any comedies but if
• 1:09:45
  you do want him to just say the word virgins over and over just go back and
• 1:09:49
  watch Blood of Dracula blood for Dracula life you must first must first
• 1:09:55
  [ __ ] death in the gold
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  bladder I'd forgotten that that's not that's F flesh for Frankenstein though
• 1:10:04
  right flesh for Frankenstein yes yeah yeah when Andy Warhol decided to make a
• 1:10:09
  bunch of horror movies and cast Udo Kier in all of them and listeners if you haven't seen
• 1:10:15
  that he says that after a scene where he cuts a woman open a dead body and has
• 1:10:20
  sex with the wounds spooky and if you want to hear more of
• 1:10:24
  that come to the after party head on over and get [ __ ] in the gallbladder
• 1:10:30
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